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管他的

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老天!

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真的是老天沒錯

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怎麼了?你今天沒戴飾品

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你還敢說我?

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你是假扮《柏捷頓家族》
拍遊艇廣告嗎?

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而且整個網路都知道你會放火

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這麼說太沒禮貌了

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沒想到瑞文

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其實是網路偵探

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他發現了

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我還是直男時上傳的東西

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- 你以前是直男?
- 你說什麼?

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對,我以前是大直男,好嗎?

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我唸的是很保守的學校

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好,來吧

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好

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叫我布蘭妮,賤人

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我的人生就像馬戲團

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女孩看到我就瘋狂

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我愛奶子,我愛豐臀

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我把車停到夜店,就要上妹子

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喜歡小穴的男人,這就是我

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舔功一流,人稱蓋瑞大滿貫

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我求這些女孩原地躺

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清理一排排的小穴穴
好似我是提摩西夏勒梅

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圖夫尼爾公園讚啦

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獻給我的兄弟們

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蓋瑞吉本斯?

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你不能拿我的名字來羞辱我,好嗎?

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這樣不對,做人不能這樣

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這應該是違法的

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有些人是後天的

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好嗎?是後天的,不是天生的

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有些人生來就是...

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蓋瑞

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你真的有清理一排排的小穴穴嗎?

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這真的很洗腦

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別說了,才不洗腦
重點就是一點也不洗腦

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洗腦個頭?這是我唯一不擅長的事
卻被我拍了下來

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那首歌請了多少製作人?

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九位,有九位製作人,謝謝

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根本超爛的,好不好

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公司氣氛是不是有點怪怪的?

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應該吧,你是在喝低卡百事可樂嗎?

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沒錯,這是我唯一的慰藉

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你們沒事吧?

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感覺大家都不太對勁

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我自己也是

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我很感激菲力克斯
願意讓我看到他最真實的一面

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我還以為我就愛他的瘋狂

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我確實愛他...他最好滾出我的生活

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上週我還提議要去開一個共同帳戶

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因為我覺得很有趣

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他笑了,他以為我在開玩笑

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但不是,我是認真的

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看來我得習慣單身生活

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要是有什麼緊急情況

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我就請一位好心的性工作者滿足我

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完事後就離開

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我可以把性當成某種醫療服務

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這樣一來我就能把愛當成謊言

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好了

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太多資訊了

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《真愛太用力》

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(《致命女人》)

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艾絲翠?

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你是呼吸不順嗎?

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你還好嗎?

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該死,沒事的

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可惡...

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沒事的

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我在這附近有看過獸醫診所

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不會有事的

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不好意思,這是一隻狗

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牠好像呼吸不順,可以找獸醫嗎?

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我得找獸醫

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我可以跟你約星期三下午兩點

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不好意思...

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你聽聽這隻狗的聲音

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牠情況很糟,我需要馬上見獸醫

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沒有心跳,拿氧氣來

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有反應嗎?

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沒有脈搏

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我們失去牠了

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可惡

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可惡

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幹

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天啊,對不起

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天啊

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對不起

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天啊!牠沒事吧?

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我的天啊...

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天啊!不,牠沒事!

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- 牠可能在找我
- 沒事了

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我早就知道我對你的看法是對的

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讓我靜一靜

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你就跟我認識的那些自私鬼沒兩樣

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可以讓我靜一靜嗎?

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你以為自己很特別,但你是冒牌貨

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你只是個騙子

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可以讓我靜一靜嗎?

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- 你只是在演戲給大家看
- 拜託你

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- 假裝與眾不同
- 我沒有害死你的狗

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拜託,可以讓我靜一靜嗎?

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- 拜託你
- 我很抱歉你哭了,我害你哭了

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你他媽的背叛了我,而且我的狗死了

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你永遠不會知道照顧別人是什麼感覺

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住手!天啊!

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拜託你他媽的滾開五分鐘,好嗎?

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就五分鐘,別來煩我

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拜託你!

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好,我過去那邊

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聽著,我很抱歉你的狗死了,好嗎?

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我很抱歉你經歷了那些狗屁倒灶的事

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我知道你很難受

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但這對任何人來說都很難接受

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我很努力了

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但我就是那麼廢

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我就是這樣的人,好嗎?

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我跟你說過,你自己也看到了

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你要我把自己的事都告訴你

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我跟你說過我是個廢物

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但他媽的,你也一樣!

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你來這裡
表現得好像你在改變自己的人生

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但你骨子裡還是那個從紐約來的婊子

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去你的,你不准這樣跟我說話

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我對你這麼好

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我唱歌給你聽、照顧你

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你不准罵我婊子

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我很好!我不是婊子!我很好!

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我很特別,我很聰明,你只是不在乎

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真不敢相信你害我陷入那種處境

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你背著我偷吃

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我知道我不完美

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但我絕對不會那樣對你

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你很壞!

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好喔

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嘿,我的聖誕女王還好嗎?

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顯然對禮物不太滿意?

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諷刺的是我討厭聖誕節

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我比較喜歡跨年夜

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因為自己一個人跨年很時髦

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是嗎?

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怎麼了,親愛的?

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艾絲翠死了,我跟菲力克斯分手了

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我把我認識的人都在網路上鞭了一頓

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全部都在同一天發生

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這就是你的作風,不成功便成仁...

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做不了大事就回家吧

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沒錯,你形容得很精準

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不,我是說真的回家

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你的表現遠遠超越我們的想像

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所以回家吧,我會幫你接洽廣告案子

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我們可以開始發展你的事業

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把那邊的事處理好,我會幫你買機票

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你可以告訴我到底是什麼重要的事

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你必須馬上搭車過來

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不能等到週末
我載達許過去“你家”再說?

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我說你家算是給你面子

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超過40歲的人
都不該住在布希維克的公共空間

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那裡活像個放蕩的性愛自助吧

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我同意

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你還戴著婚戒?

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對

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沒錯,我還戴著

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我無法接受你繼續恨我

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你恨我,讓我也恨我自己

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你不是要尋找自由
擺脫互相依賴的生活?

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我對你的感覺應該一點都不重要

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我後來才發現我其實不想要自由

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原來被困在我們的家庭生活中
我才覺得自由

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你想到這句話的時候
應該覺得很浪漫吧?

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沒錯

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在車上想到的時候,的確比較浪漫

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你應該是被那兩個柯迪甩了吧

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沒有,只有一個柯迪甩了我

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是女生柯迪

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那個男生柯迪還在四處留情

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但我不想要那樣

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我不想要那些關係

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我只想回家

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我要你

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可是我很生你的氣

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那你就該生氣

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我不會怕你生氣了

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如果我像個可怕的潑婦
老是對你大吼大叫怎麼辦?

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萬一哪天我無法克制自己
拿螺絲起子刺你的胸口呢?

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我覺得很酷

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其實我今天過得很糟糕

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但我想來這裡試試看

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所以...

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謝謝你們

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現代的恐慌瀰漫

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浪漫已殘缺不全

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你所傳遞的一切

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無法忽視

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我們孤獨相伴

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走向鏽蝕的道路

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在這條通往真愛的軌跡上

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我的愛從來就不屬於

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我們

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再靠近一點

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我沒什麼好隱瞞

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時間所剩無幾

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要如何活在當下?

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孤獨地沉溺在慾望之中

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走向鏽蝕的道路

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在這條通往真愛的軌跡上

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我的愛從來就不屬於

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我們

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謝謝

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(嘿,我是溫蒂
我來倫敦工作,要不要見個面?)

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我沒看到你

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抱歉我遲到了,這次會議開比較久

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事情太多,我很抱歉

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- 你好
- 嗨

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我擅自傳訊給你,希望你不會介意

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我知道我可以用IG私訊

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但見面感覺比較有誠意

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沒錯,的確是,畢竟我們現在見面了

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我很高興你傳訊給我,感覺很有誠意

223
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- 我喜歡你的帽子,很時髦
- 天啊

224
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,832
謝謝,我可以寄一頂給你

225
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,207
我們有蘭花紫跟裸膚色

226
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:53,249
你想要的話,我也可以幫你訂製顏色

227
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,540
天啊,你真貼心

228
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,208
也許你可以幫我選個顏色

229
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,500
好啊

230
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,458
我覺得黃綠色應該會很不錯

231
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,333
我喜歡黃綠色

232
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,625
好,所以

233
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,375
抱歉

234
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:20,250
好,我一直在拼湊一些事

235
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,290
很抱歉要請你幫這個忙

236
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:27,375
但我希望你可以幫我釐清

237
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,458
天啊,當然可以

238
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:32,708
不管是什麼事,我都會盡力幫忙

239
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:35,458
所以,澤夫...

240
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:39,540
我們剛開始交往時

241
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:43,583
他說你們已經分開六個月了

242
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,375
他說我們當時分開了?真是瘋了

243
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,624
對,他說你那陣子在諮商

244
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,332
覺得這段關係走不下去

245
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,582
然後你有意識地...

246
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,790
提出分手?

247
00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,874
他不是說我們是有意識地分手吧?

248
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:02,083
太好笑了,我根本笑不出來

249
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:07,208
沒錯,跟我猜測的一樣

250
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:14,791
浴櫃裡有你的面霜

251
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,583
我還覺得很奇怪

252
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:20,916
“為什麼這傢伙有這麼多
杯子蛋糕的粉紅酒?”

253
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,165
你喜歡杯子蛋糕的粉紅酒?

254
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,541
那是我的

255
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,165
但他只是說

256
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:30,000
“我喜歡理膚寶水跟粉紅酒”

257
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:38,208
這傢伙是混蛋,對吧?

258
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,250
他真的超級諷刺,天啊

259
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:50,665
沒錯,他選擇我們這種堅強的女性

260
00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:52,458
只是想打擊我們

261
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:56,916
他這種個性永遠不會改

262
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:02,041
其實他搞不好這輩子...

263
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:04,375
都會尋找合適的女生下手

264
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,416
但不是我們

265
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:12,499
說來好笑

266
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:16,249
我曾以無數種方式想像過這一刻

267
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,375
想像會怎麼發生

268
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:22,041
我可能會在街上遇到你們
說一些很傷人的話

269
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:25,457
或是在他的葬禮上見到你,低聲說

270
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,082
“你現在自由了”

271
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,083
然後披著斗篷逃跑

272
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,832
或是贏得一座奧斯卡最酷前女友獎

273
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,541
致詞說要把獎項獻給你

274
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:38,083
但這樣好多了

275
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,000
你是很棒的女生

276
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:46,624
天啊,都過了那麼久
我一直遲遲無法放下

277
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,375
我不想再繼續糾結了

278
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,874
我現在明白了

279
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:57,666
我不會因為他或你遭到不幸而開心

280
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,707
我很抱歉我沒早點想通

281
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,708
天啊,我才對不起

282
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,957
我很抱歉成為傷害你的一部分

283
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:09,916
真的不是我的本意

284
00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:12,332
我不會欺負別的女生

285
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,708
我真的相信我們可以...

286
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,665
為彼此減輕負擔

287
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,375
天啊,當然

288
00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:22,582
如果他讓你有創傷,我很了解他

289
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,165
我知道他的個性,我會幫你的

290
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,999
我就在這裡,我們可以好好聊聊

291
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,999
成立前任俱樂部

292
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,832
我們可以想出讓他難堪的計謀

293
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,374
或是拿他的錢...

294
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,291
絕對不是這樣

295
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,041
不

296
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,415
我呢

297
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:42,083
我其實很好

298
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:44,916
我會沒事的

299
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,125
我...

300
00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:49,832
不知道

301
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:51,750
有時候事情就是不如我們所願

302
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:54,040
你毫不猶豫地投入一段感情

303
00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:56,958
如果感覺不對勁,就馬上走人

304
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:00,625
有時事情的確不如我們所願

305
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,875
我不知道,我覺得...

306
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:08,250
還是要做正確的事
或至少知道什麼是錯的

307
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:13,833
這件事比較私人

308
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:18,290
但他是不是都不想幫你口交?

309
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,415
打死都不願意?

310
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:23,624
- 他設法遊走在其他地方,可是
- 沒錯!

311
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,540
他絕不幫女生口交!

312
00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:27,165
就像他有某種障礙

313
00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:28,082
我的老天啊!

314
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:31,457
某種陰毛恐懼症之類的

315
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,707
而且他的精液味道很怪

316
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,415
精液的味道都很怪,但他的特別怪

317
00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:37,915
- 而且我覺得他很愛他媽媽
- 天啊

318
00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:39,999
他會看她的胸部,我看得出來

319
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,625
別說了,拜託,我無法接受

320
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:51,333
但我真的很希望你有幸福的結局

321
00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:55,707
當然我自己也想要,可是...

322
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,958
我也不知道

323
00:22:57,458 --> 00:22:59,458
你似乎經歷了很多事

324
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,916
我希望你能找到最適合你的伴侶

325
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,540
不是完美的男人

326
00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:08,500
天知道那種人根本不存在

327
00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:11,666
而是最適合你的人

328
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,083
我覺得我好像找到了

329
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:17,374
但我覺得他還沒準備好

330
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:18,957
或是我還沒準備好

331
00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:20,666
不管怎樣,我們搞砸了

332
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:22,208
毀了這段感情

333
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,083
你確定嗎?

334
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:27,624
我總是說...

335
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:31,125
我會原諒願意道歉的人

336
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,375
還有願意跟我們說實話的人

337
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,250
你們要點餐嗎?

338
00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:43,458
我們應該不用

339
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:46,166
- 謝謝
- 沒問題

340
00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:49,000
你是我最好的朋友

341
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:52,582
很高興能跟你聊聊

342
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,166
謝謝你願意跟我見面

343
00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:56,875
謝謝

344
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,499
- 我差點想吻你的手
- 沒關係

345
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,500
但不行,我不能親你的手

346
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:18,165
(永遠優先照顧自己的內心)

347
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,082
(地球守護者到M25公路加入我們)

348
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,791
(我們沒時間了)

349
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,290
太謝謝你了!

350
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:33,249
為了你什麼都行,我的女王

351
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:34,749
問題是我們要去哪裡?

352
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:36,457
好,你知道M25公路嗎?

353
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:40,791
知道,那條高速公路
環繞大倫敦的大部分地區

354
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,874
那裡我知道!

355
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:46,874
我認得出各個地方的休息站

356
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:50,416
他們有很棒的披薩店,那地方超讚的

357
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,416
我們出發吧!

358
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,958
天啊,快走!

359
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,999
快點,我們根本沒在動

360
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,790
你難道不知道捷徑嗎?

361
00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:06,125
捷徑?

362
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:13,082
蓋茲,你超猛的!

363
00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:15,082
天啊,衝吧!

364
00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,625
我常玩《俠盜獵車手》

365
00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:21,540
抱歉,我開車會有點飄

366
00:25:21,541 --> 00:25:22,624
- 我的老天!
- 沒事的

367
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:25,582
抱歉,老實說我昨晚沒睡好

368
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:26,832
天啊,我也是

369
00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:29,624
隔壁那對夫妻吵得很兇

370
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:32,624
其實我得跟你坦承幾件事

371
00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:35,041
首先,那其實是我家

372
00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:36,790
你住在隔壁?

373
00:25:36,791 --> 00:25:38,165
老是罵“婊子”的人是誰?

374
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:40,124
是我媽

375
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:42,499
如果她是男人,我肯定會報警

376
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,916
但她的女性能量無人能敵

377
00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:49,124
第二,我其實沒被狗咬過,那是謊言

378
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,707
- 注意看前面
- 好

379
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:54,790
我的腿完全沒問題,沒有被咬傷

380
00:25:54,791 --> 00:25:57,207
我只是想讓你覺得我很酷

381
00:25:57,208 --> 00:26:01,040
你很酷,你是全倫敦最酷的人

382
00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:02,500
我還行啦

383
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,500
- 你沒事!
- 你們在搞什麼鬼?

384
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:09,625
最後一件事是,我愛上你了

385
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:12,457
你在胡說什麼?

386
00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:14,749
蓋茲,太瘋狂了!

387
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:15,832
不,我是說真的

388
00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:18,791
從我看到你的那一刻,我就愛上你了

389
00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:23,249
我的年紀都可以當你媽了

390
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:24,249
我們剛見面時

391
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,124
你還以為我手機桌面的年長女士是我

392
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,165
你以為我是她耶

393
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:31,416
如果你是我媽,你九歲就要生下我耶

394
00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:34,833
我的重點是你了解我,潔西卡

395
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,583
好嗎?你是跟我一起笑,不是嘲笑我

396
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:40,624
老實說,你是我的支柱

397
00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,165
這是我聽過最貼心的話

398
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:44,832
我不是自以為很懂,但你才不喜歡我

399
00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:48,832
你只是和憤怒、情緒管理不佳的
英國人住在一起

400
00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:50,958
我看到你的溫柔與善良

401
00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:54,708
現在仔細一想
我從來沒想著你打手槍

402
00:26:55,416 --> 00:26:57,541
這很沒禮貌耶!

403
00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:00,958
我也許能當你媽
但我會是超辣的未成年媽媽

404
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:03,874
我非常調皮,你不會想惹我

405
00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:05,625
你不會想看到我對冰棒做出什麼事

406
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:12,707
他們在那裡

407
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,624
那些怪胎!

408
00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:16,499
我們要什麼?低排放!

409
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,790
什麼時候要?馬上!

410
00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:19,707
讓我在這裡下車,我直接下去

411
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:23,000
下車?在高速公路上不能停下來
等我一下

412
00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:26,250
謝謝你,蓋茲!

413
00:27:27,416 --> 00:27:30,125
為了你什麼事都行,我的美國甜心

414
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:31,999
好

415
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,083
等一下

416
00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:37,541
(外送家常菜)

417
00:27:38,583 --> 00:27:40,540
真的很抱歉!

418
00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:41,500
抱歉,蓋茲!

419
00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:44,125
不,我會...等一下

420
00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:47,250
好

421
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:52,666
我只是突然出現,別再看我了

422
00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,290
我們想要什麼?

423
00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:56,332
低排放!

424
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,082
我要膠水,誰有膠水?

425
00:27:58,083 --> 00:28:00,332
有些人真的需要去工作,王八蛋!

426
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:02,290
那你應該坐火車,不是嗎?

427
00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:03,457
有人有膠水嗎?

428
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:06,000
(地球奄奄一息,讓石油留在土裡)

429
00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:08,082
- 我們想要什麼?
- 低排放!

430
00:28:08,083 --> 00:28:09,249
什麼時候要?

431
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,290
嗨

432
00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:12,250
我不在乎你跟老太太上床

433
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:15,040
對不起,我真的很內疚

434
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,915
但我得說,她沒那麼老

435
00:28:17,916 --> 00:28:20,165
你說她很老,我以為大概是60歲以上

436
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,707
也許吧,她可能快60歲

437
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,874
但不要誤會,我會跟老太太上床

438
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:26,790
什麼?

439
00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:29,874
不,但你好像以為對方很老

440
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:33,040
像是滿頭白髮、歷經風霜與滿臉皺紋

441
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,499
可是她...

442
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,290
她可能擦了很多面霜跟美容油

443
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:38,832
她還是很有魅力

444
00:28:38,833 --> 00:28:41,665
抱歉,我不知道為什麼要跟你爭這個

445
00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:43,165
見到你很開心

446
00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:45,583
我覺得跟你在一起很有安全感

447
00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:47,332
但同時我也很害怕

448
00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,624
我總覺得你讓人充滿驚喜

449
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:52,999
美好、聰明

450
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,541
怪異又充滿創意的外星人

451
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,290
那讓我很害怕

452
00:28:58,291 --> 00:29:00,415
想到哪天會失去你,我就會很害怕

453
00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:03,415
- 我想我只是加速了分手的過程
- 是

454
00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:04,707
我們分手是因為那原因

455
00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:06,540
- 但你不該跟那女人上床
- 是我的錯

456
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:08,415
我想念那些過錯

457
00:29:08,416 --> 00:29:11,750
我搞砸的程度就跟你差不多
感謝老天

458
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,040
我們是搞破壞雙胞胎

459
00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,749
我不想當雙胞胎,因為我還是...

460
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,415
你繼續吧,沒關係

461
00:29:18,416 --> 00:29:21,540
好,我覺得你是外星人

462
00:29:21,541 --> 00:29:23,916
但你也讓我有家的感覺,知道嗎?

463
00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:25,707
這根本說不通

464
00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:28,207
但對我來說非常合理

465
00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,707
就像我們
我們感覺不搭嘎卻又很合拍

466
00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:33,040
- 警察來了,我們要什麼?
- 低排放!

467
00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:34,124
什麼時候要?

468
00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:35,332
我在倫敦的時間結束了

469
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:37,415
但我離開前要讓你知道我的真心話

470
00:29:37,416 --> 00:29:38,499
好,警察來了

471
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,415
這段時間對我意義重大

472
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:41,708
我很喜歡你

473
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:44,707
我不想活在恐懼和遺憾之中

474
00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,832
我不想悔不當初,我想要自在地生活

475
00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:48,500
我想讓你知道,你是很棒的人

476
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:51,958
但不用拋棄過去
正是那些過去才成就現在的你

477
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:54,166
你治癒了我

478
00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:56,207
你確定嗎?

479
00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:57,665
請不要逮捕我!

480
00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:58,832
拜託!

481
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:00,499
我很支持資本主義

482
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,540
我喜歡全球暖化!我覺得很好

483
00:30:02,541 --> 00:30:04,207
這是生活的一部分,對吧?

484
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:07,290
那是鍋鏟嗎?你們真的很會用道具

485
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:08,915
好!我要起來了

486
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:12,790
我不懂為什麼你們不抓他,卻要抓我

487
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,749
難道你沒有為愛做過任何事嗎?

488
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:18,291
我是為了愛才做這麼冒險的事
我想告訴他我愛他

489
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,958
你想結婚嗎?

490
00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:23,707
什麼?

491
00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:25,915
我是認真的,你想結婚嗎?

492
00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:27,041
你是在取笑我嗎?

493
00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:28,625
不是

494
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:31,832
現在這時機不太對吧

495
00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:32,999
我沒有...

496
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,915
- 為什麼不抓我?
- 你要帶我走嗎?

497
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,457
有人要逮捕我嗎?

498
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:39,540
- 我需要考慮一下
- 你為什麼要抓她,應該抓我才對

499
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,540
好,不要對他們動粗

500
00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:44,082
好嗎?不需要這樣拖他們!

501
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:46,290
我可以搭你們的車嗎?

502
00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:48,665
叫車的話會很貴

503
00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:51,540
- 我們正在聊很重要的事
- 我甚至不知道你有沒有武器

504
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:54,166
我們要坐同一輛車嗎?我覺得你很...

505
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:55,874
天啊!

506
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:57,500
快跑!

507
00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:01,249
不要...他跑得很快

508
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,916
你不會想抓他,他是很虔誠的基督徒

509
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,374
{\an8}很好

510
00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:12,415
{\an8}(出售中)

511
00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:13,291
{\an8}好了

512
00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:42,707
再也不會有臭男生破壞我們的感情

513
00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:43,665
去他的川特!

514
00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:45,332
川特去死!

515
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:46,957
我們感情那麼好

516
00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:49,500
早安

517
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,665
(蓋瑞)

518
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,457
很棒,多點互動

519
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:03,165
- 鬆開牽繩,來吧
- 走來這裡,太棒了

520
00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:05,624
真棒,太好了,親愛的

521
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:08,499
- 好棒!
- 我們現在要小跑步,來吧!

522
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,249
(樓下還有更多書)

523
00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:12,916
{\an8}(《酷兒生活,酷兒之愛》)

524
00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:19,957
你能想像嗎?

525
00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:23,499
這是真正的猴毛

526
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,415
真的嗎?

527
00:32:24,416 --> 00:32:26,874
我們不必想像,我們現在就看到了

528
00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:28,915
- 摸一下
- 我寧願不要

529
00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,874
- 不,媽,這很殘忍
- 真不知感恩

530
00:32:30,875 --> 00:32:35,874
- 大猩猩會思考,會比手語...
- 牠們會思考和比手語

531
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:36,999
你就是不喜歡我

532
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,457
- 外婆,我接受
- 你確定嗎?不然的話

533
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,540
外婆看我,我想幫你拍張照

534
00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:44,207
可是你的鏡頭蓋沒拿起來

535
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:46,957
親愛的,我可是學攝影的
我知道鏡頭蓋有沒有拿起來

536
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:50,415
他說得對,但你在精神上是對的

537
00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:51,457
她永遠是對的

538
00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:55,290
說來奇怪,英文“matrimony”這個詞
代表已婚的狀態

539
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:58,874
這其實是源自“mater”這個字

540
00:32:58,875 --> 00:32:59,999
意思是“母親”

541
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,707
第二部分的“monia”
則代表某種活動或手段

542
00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:06,207
所以這個詞,就英文字義上

543
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:08,290
不是讓女孩準備好婚配

544
00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:09,707
而是準備好當媽媽

545
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:11,708
你覺得他們會有香草蛋糕嗎,爸爸?

546
00:33:14,791 --> 00:33:16,041
維多利亞海綿蛋糕

547
00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:21,999
我不想無禮,但我敢打賭
她會穿網拍買來的婚紗

548
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,457
這不會無禮
就算她穿名牌看起來也像廉價網拍

549
00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:26,999
別再說閒話了,我的心都碎了

550
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,165
你好勇敢

551
00:33:28,166 --> 00:33:30,457
你真的很勇敢

552
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,165
我既勇敢又性感

553
00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:34,249
我希望他們看到我穿的衣服就會離婚

554
00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:35,999
- 他們一定會的
- 要雛菊嗎?

555
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,290
- 雛菊就好
- 給你

556
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:39,375
雛菊很適合美女!

557
00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:41,166
怎麼有屎味

558
00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:43,749
抱歉,你穿的是什麼?

559
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:45,332
你今天的主題是羽絨被嗎?

560
00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:46,999
竟然穿白衣服參加婚禮

561
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,582
你看起來像要受洗的嬰兒,太瘋了

562
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:53,625
你對我很壞,我一點也不喜歡

563
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,208
什麼?

564
00:33:57,833 --> 00:34:00,249
我不知道你想要我對你好

565
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:01,499
你在說什麼?

566
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:05,125
你是不是離婚過?

567
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:06,833
沒錯

568
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,000
想不想再來一次?

569
00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:14,165
我已經轉換跑道了,但還是謝謝你

570
00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:16,165
我的頭髮很長

571
00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:18,208
要是我把頭埋在你的雙腿之間

572
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:19,790
不會注意到我是男的

573
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,915
你在開吃小穴的玩笑,很好

574
00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:24,874
親愛的,你得走了,要尊重別人

575
00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:28,124
- 好,很高興認識你
- 這座教堂很棒

576
00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:29,583
金,我能跟你談談嗎?

577
00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,666
當然,請說

578
00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:39,165
我的行為從很多方面來看
都很不可原諒

579
00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:42,166
我真的很抱歉,但是

580
00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:47,000
如果你想重溫那些我們做過的事

581
00:34:49,708 --> 00:34:50,958
儘管讓我知道

582
00:34:51,541 --> 00:34:52,375
好

583
00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:54,082
好

584
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:55,375
我會好好考慮

585
00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:57,166
請一定要

586
00:34:57,708 --> 00:34:58,833
還在考慮

587
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:00,291
好

588
00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:05,083
- 他們來了!新人來了
- 他們來了!

589
00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:09,375
(我們的迪克)

590
00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:17,290
親愛的潔西卡,這是你的T恤

591
00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:21,124
如果我知道有人這麼想念它
我絕對不會穿

592
00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:24,374
但謝謝你讓我擁有它一陣子

593
00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:26,874
它幫我度過很棒的換季過渡期

594
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,791
但現在這季節我再也不需要它了

595
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:32,666
希望下一件衣服會比較適合我

596
00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:35,582
{\an8}希望你能用這件上衣搭配你的新造型

597
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,791
溫蒂瓊斯敬上

598
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,499
附註

599
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,541
你很有趣,我很喜歡你

600
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,249
你想結婚多久?

601
00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:49,375
你說什麼?

602
00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,790
去你的,這不好笑,你在開玩笑嗎?

603
00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:55,624
你在開玩笑嗎?

604
00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:57,208
我開玩笑的

605
00:35:58,375 --> 00:35:59,290
真的嗎?

606
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:03,082
住口,你在開玩笑,夠了

607
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,374
- 是嗎?
- 別說了!

608
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:05,999
就是這樣!

609
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,333
卡!

610
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:04,458
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