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Fuck this.
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Ugh, gosh!
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"Gosh," indeed.
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What's wrong?
You didn't accessorize today.
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Oh, says the girl who looks like she's in
a Bridgerton/Below Deck crossover episode.
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Oh, and also, social media
knows that you, like, set fire to stuff.
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- Whoa.
- That's rude.
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Turns out Raven is...
a bit of a Google gumshoe.
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And he found something...
from when I was straight.
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- You were straight?
- Excuse me?
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Yes, I was straight, okay?
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I went to a very conservative school.
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Yeah, let's go
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Okay
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- Call me Britney, bitch
- Mm.
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'Cause my life's a circus
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These girls see me
They go berserk-us
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I love me some titty
And I love me some ass
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When I pull up to the club
I'm up on that ass
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A guy who likes pussy
That's what I am
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Cunnilingus, they call that
The Gary grand slam
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I bed these girls
Right where they lay
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Clean up on aisle clit
Like I'm Timmy Chalamet
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Yeah, Tufnell Park
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This goes out to my home brothers
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Gary Gibbons?
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You shouldn't shame me for my name, okay?
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It's wrong, and it's not nice.
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And it should be illegal
and against the law.
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Some people are made, okay?
Made, not born.
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And some people are born... Garys.
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Hmm.
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Did you ever clean up on aisle clit?
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It's really, uh... hooky.
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Stop. It's not hooky.
That's the whole point!
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It's just not hooky!
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How is that...
Like, the one thing I'm bad at, I film.
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How many... How many producers on that song?
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- Nine. Nine producers, yeah. Thank you.
- Mm!
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- It's not even a hook.
- Britney!
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Is it a bit weird around here?
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I'd say. Are you drinking a Diet Pepsi?
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I am. It's my... my only comfort.
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Uh, are you okay?
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Uh, it seems the whole group is... offish.
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Oh, myself included.
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I mean, I guess I'm just grateful
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that Felix showed me
his true colors, you know?
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I thought I loved his crazy ass.
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I do love him... to fuck off! I'd love that!
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I mean, last week I suggested
that we get a... joint bank account.
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'Cause I thought it'd be fun.
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And then he laughed 'cause he thought
I was kidding. I wasn't. I was serious.
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I guess I'll just have to get used
to being alone, you know?
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And then, in emergencies, I'll have a...
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a kindly sex worker to come over
and jerk me off and get outta my hair.
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I mean, I could just look
at sex like this, like, medical thing.
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And then I could look
at love as, like, this lie.
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All right.
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Too much!
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Astrid?
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Why are you breathing so weird?
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You okay?
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Fuck. Shh, it's okay.
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Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
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It's okay.
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I've definitely seen a vet
somewhere around here.
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It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
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- ...to have a look.
- Excuse me. This is a dog.
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It's breathing really weird.
Can I see a vet?
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- Uh, like, I need to see a... Ugh.
- I'm so sorry.
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You can bring him in
on Wednesday at two o'clock.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh!
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There's... like, listen
to the sound of this dog.
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It's really fucked up.
I need to see a vet, please.
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There's no heartbeat. Get the oxygen.
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Can you draw anything?
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No pulse.
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I think she's gone.
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Fuck.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck. I'm sorry.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck. I'm sorry.
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Oh my God! Is she okay?
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Oh my God! Oh my God!
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Oh my God! No! No, she's okay!
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- She was probably looking for me!
- It's okay.
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- I knew that I was right about you.
- Can I just have a minute?
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No, you are just like
every selfish man I've ever met.
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- Can I have a minute?
- You think you're so special.
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- And you are a lie! You're a liar!
- Please, can I have a fucking minute?
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- You're just performing for everyone.
- Please.
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- You act different.
- I didn't kill your dog. Please.
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Please, can I just have a minute? Please.
Can I just have a minute? Please.
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Please.
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Oh, I'm so sorry that you're crying,
that I made you cry.
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You fucking cheated on me,
and my dog just died!
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You'll never know what it's like
to take care of somebody else!
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Stop! Oh my God!
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Please can you just fucking fuck off
for like five minutes, please?
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Just fuck off for like five minutes.
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- Please!
- Okay. Okay. I will come over here.
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Look, I'm sorry that your dog died, okay?
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I'm sorry you've been through shit. Like...
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I get that it's hard for you,
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but, like, it's hard
for fucking everyone, okay?
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I'm trying.
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But, like, I'm a piece of shit.
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That's what I am, okay?
I've shown you that. I've told you that.
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You asked me
to tell you everything about myself.
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I've told you,
I'm a fucking piece of shit.
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But you're the fucking same.
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You come here, you act
like you're turning your life around.
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You're the same fucking bitch
who came from New York.
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Honestly, fuck you.
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You're not allowed
to talk to me like that.
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I have been so kind to you.
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And I... I sing for you,
and I took care of you.
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You're not allowed to call me a bitch!
I'm good! I'm not a bitch! I'm good!
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I'm special, and I'm bright,
and you don't care!
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I can't believe you put me
in the position that you did.
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You fucking cheated on me!
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I know that I'm not perfect,
but I would never do that to you.
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And you're mean.
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Cool.
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Thinkin' 'bout you
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You
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In the moment
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Thinkin' 'bout you
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You
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In the moment
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Hey! How is
my reigning queen of Christmas?
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Apparently not happy with her gifts.
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The irony is that I hate Christmas.
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I like New Year's Eve better
because it's kinda chic to spend it alone.
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Mm, is it? What's goin' on, honey?
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Astrid died, and Felix and I broke up,
and I put everyone that I know on blast,
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and it somehow all happened
within the same 24 hours.
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Well, you've always liked
to go big or... go home.
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Yep, that's the phrase.
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No, I mean, come home.
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You've succeeded there
beyond our wildest dreams.
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So just come back here,
and I'll rep you for ads.
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We can start your career.
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So just wrap up there,
and I'll get you a ticket.
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In the moment
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Do you care to tell me
what was so important
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that you had to talk to me right now
and take an Uber all the way out here
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rather than just waiting
until I drop Dash off
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at your "home" this weekend?
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And I'm using the term "home" loosely
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because no one above 40 should live
in a communal space in Bushwick.
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It's like a slutty salad bar.
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I... I agree with that.
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Are you wearing your wedding ring?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I am.
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Because I can't take
you hating me anymore.
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When you hate me, I hate myself.
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Well, I thought you were freeing yourself
from the chains of codependence,
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so how I feel about you
really shouldn't matter at all.
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It turns out, I don't wanna be free.
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It turns out, feeling trapped
in our life is freedom to me.
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Did that sound
more romantic when you thought it?
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It did.
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It... It definitely sounded different
in the Uber.
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Both Codies dumped you, didn't they?
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No, one Cody dumped me.
Just the... the girl Cody.
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The boy Cody is still floatin' around.
But I don't want that.
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I don't want any of that.
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I wanna come home.
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I want you.
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But I'm very, very angry at you.
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Then you should be angry.
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I'm not afraid of you being angry anymore.
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What if I yell at you
all the time and I'm a horrible shrew,
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then one day, I get so bad that I,
like, put a screwdriver
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in your chest or something?
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I think that sounds nice.
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Yeah. I've had
a bit of a shitty day, actually.
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But, um... come here
and, you know, try some shit out.
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So, uh... thank you.
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In this modern panic
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Romance is flawed
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And everything you transmit
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Cannot be ignored
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Alone in lust
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A road to rust
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In this true love trajectory
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My love was never meant to be
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For us
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Come a little closer
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I got nothin' to hide
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How do I live in the moment
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When I don't have much time?
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Alone in lust
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A road to rust
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In this true love trajectory
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My love was never meant to be
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For us
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Thanks.
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Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
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You were bigger than the whole sky
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You were more than just a short time
208
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And I've got a lot to pine about
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I've got a lot to live without
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I'm never gonna meet
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What could've been, would've been
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What should've been you
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What could've been, would've been you
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Did some bird
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Flap its wings over in Asia?
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Did some force
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Take you because I didn't pray?
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Every single thing
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To come has turned into ashes
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'Cause it's all over
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It's not meant to be
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So I'll say words I don't believe
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Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
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You were bigger than the whole sky
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You were more than just a short time
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And I've got a lot to pine about
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I've got a lot to live without
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I'm never gonna meet
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What could've been, would've been
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What should've been you
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What could've been, would've been you
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What could've been, would've been
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What should've been you
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Could've been, would've been you
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- Oh. I didn't see you.
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
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I, um... This meeting that ran over.
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- It was a whole thing. I'm so sorry. Hey!
- Hi.
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Um, I hope it's okay
I reached out like this.
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I, um... I know I could have,
like, DMed you or something, but
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this feels more personal.
241
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,207
Yeah. I mean, it's personal
'cause we're in person.
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I'm glad that you text me.
It felt personal.
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I love your hat, your sassy hat.
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Oh my God, thank you.
I could send you one.
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Uh, we have orchid and nude,
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or I could do
a custom color if you wanted, or...
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Wow, that's so nice.
Yeah, maybe you can choose a color.
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Yeah. Um, I think
an acid green would be nice.
249
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I love acid green.
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Um, okay.
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Um, so...
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Sorry.
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Um...
254
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:20,583
Okay. I've been...
putting some pieces together, and...
255
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,290
I'm... I'm sorry to ask you this.
256
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:27,374
I... I was just kinda hoping
you could help me out.
257
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,874
Oh my God. Yeah!
258
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,708
Whatever it is...
I mean, however I can. Yeah, sure.
259
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,458
So, Zev, um...
260
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:39,457
When we first started dating,
261
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:42,708
he told me that you guys
had been separated for six months.
262
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,375
He said that we were separated?
That's... insane.
263
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:54,332
Yeah. He said, um, you were in therapy
and you decided it wasn't right.
264
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,582
And then, um, you consciously...
265
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:59,874
Uncoupled? Don't say that he said
we "consciously uncoupled."
266
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:02,083
That's so funny, I can't even laugh.
267
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:07,875
Yeah, this is obviously
what I was sensing.
268
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:16,958
Your face cream was
in the bathroom cabinet, and I was like,
269
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:21,749
"Why does this guy have
so much Cupcake Rosé around?"
270
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,999
- Do you like Cupcake Rosé?
- That's mine, yep.
271
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,666
But he just was like, "Oh no.
I love La Roche Posay and pink wine."
272
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:38,583
This guy's kind of a dick, huh?
273
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,250
He's, like, so fucking sarcastic. Jesus.
274
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:52,458
Yeah, it's like, he chooses strong women
just to tear us down.
275
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,333
I mean, it's not gonna age well.
276
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:02,915
Actually, the truth is
he'll probably just find women
277
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,375
to do this to forever.
278
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,666
But not us.
279
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:12,499
It's so funny.
280
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:16,249
I mean, I've thought about this moment
in so many different ways. Like...
281
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,416
Wondered how it would happen.
282
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:22,500
If I'd run into you guys on the street
and say something really cutting.
283
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,082
Or see you at his funeral
and whisper, "You're free now."
284
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,000
And run off in a cape.
285
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:34,625
Or win an Oscar for coolest ex-girlfriend
and dedicate it to you.
286
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:40,291
This is so much better.
'Cause you're really lovely.
287
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:46,624
God, I've just... I've been holding on
to this shit for so long,
288
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,375
and I don't really want to anymore.
289
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,874
You know, I feel like I realize now
290
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:57,958
that my joy's not gonna come
from his destruction or yours.
291
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,707
I'm just sorry
that I didn't figure that out sooner.
292
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,708
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
293
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,957
I'm so sorry if I was
a part of something that hurt you.
294
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:10,457
I... It's just, like, really not my deal.
295
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,332
I don't fuck with other women.
296
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,708
Like, I truly believe that we can just
297
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,665
ease the burden for each other,
you know, generally.
298
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,832
Oh my God, yeah.
299
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,582
And, like, if you've experienced trauma
from this, like, I know him.
300
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,040
I know how he is.
Like, I'm here to help you.
301
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:28,999
I'm here. Like, we can talk about it.
We can start a, like, first wives club,
302
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,832
and we can maybe come up
with a plan to embarrass him.
303
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,374
Or, um, sort of, uh,
get some of his money...
304
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,625
Definitely not that.
305
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,250
No.
306
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,415
I, um...
307
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:42,250
I'm actually fine.
308
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:45,125
I'm gonna be fine.
309
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,375
I, um...
310
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:51,708
Yeah, I don't know.
Sometimes things just don't work out.
311
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:53,957
You throw yourself in feetfirst,
312
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:57,000
and then if it doesn't feel right,
you throw yourself right back out.
313
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:00,875
Yeah, I guess
sometimes things just don't work out.
314
00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:03,875
I don't know. I think it just, like,
315
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:08,541
makes way for what's right,
or at least what's wrong.
316
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:14,291
This is really specific...
317
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:18,290
But did he, like,
not wanna give you head?
318
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,415
Like, literally ever?
319
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:23,624
- He managed to go everywhere, but...
- I know!
320
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,540
He never ever gives head!
321
00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:27,165
It's like he has some sort of...
322
00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:28,082
Oh my God!
323
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:31,457
...nervous, like, phobia of pubic hair
or something.
324
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,707
And his cum tastes weird.
325
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,415
I mean, cum always tastes weird,
but his really tastes weird.
326
00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:37,915
- Also, I feel like he's into his mom.
- Oh my God.
327
00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:42,416
- Like, he looks at her tits. I can tell.
- No, please. I can't. I can't.
328
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:51,500
But, hey, I really do, um, you know,
hope you have that happy ending.
329
00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:57,374
I mean, I want it for myself too,
to be clear, but... I don't know.
330
00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,499
You seem like you've been through a lot,
and I hope you find
331
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,166
the perfect person for... for you.
332
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,540
I mean, not the perfect man.
333
00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:09,290
Lord knows that doesn't exist.
334
00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:12,082
But, you know, perfect for you.
335
00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:14,291
I guess I kinda feel like I did.
336
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:18,957
But I don't think he was ready.
Or maybe I wasn't ready.
337
00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:22,291
Either way, we, like, fucked it up.
Mm, ruined it.
338
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,416
Are you sure?
339
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:28,165
I always say I can forgive
340
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:31,125
pretty much anyone
who's willing to say sorry.
341
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,625
And who tells the truth.
342
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:39,250
Will you be ordering anything?
343
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,875
I think we're good.
344
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:46,375
- Thanks.
- No problem.
345
00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:48,833
You're my best friend.
346
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:54,166
It was really nice to meet you.
Thank you for doing this.
347
00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:56,916
Thanks.
348
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,582
- I almost kissed your hand.
- Don't.
349
00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:03,166
But no, I won't kiss your hand.
350
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,290
Oh, thank you so fucking much.
351
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:34,749
Anything for you, my queen.
Um, question. Where we goin'?
352
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:36,457
Okay. Do you know the M25?
353
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:41,125
Uh, yeah, I mean, it's an entire motorway.
Uh, encircles most of Greater London.
354
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,874
Oh yeah, that! I'd recognize
that service station anywhere.
355
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:50,416
They've got a beautiful Pizza Express,
and that place fucks!
356
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,500
Let's bloody go!
357
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:58,958
Oh my God, go!
358
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:04,790
Come on! We're just sitting here.
Don't you know any shortcuts or something?
359
00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:07,375
Shortcuts? Uh...
360
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:13,082
Gaz, you're an animal!
361
00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:16,625
- Oh my God, here we go!
- I play a lot of Grand Theft Auto.
362
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:18,291
Ooh!
363
00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:20,832
I'm sorry if my driving's
a little bit erratic.
364
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:22,624
Oh my God.
365
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:25,582
Ah, it's fine. Sorry. I didn't get
much sleep last night, to be honest.
366
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:29,624
Oh my God, me either. I mean,
that couple next door really fights hard.
367
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:32,624
Uh, I actually have
a few things to confess.
368
00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:35,040
Uh, for starters, that's actually my spot.
369
00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:37,832
You live there? Who keeps yelling "cunt"?
370
00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:40,124
Uh, that's my mum. Mostly.
371
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:42,499
If she was a man,
I would have called the police,
372
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,916
but, um, her female energy is unmatched.
373
00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:49,124
Secondly, there was never a dog.
That was a lie.
374
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,707
- Keep those eyes open.
- Okay. All right.
375
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:54,790
And my leg was completely fine.
It never really got bitten off.
376
00:25:54,791 --> 00:25:57,207
It's just...
Um, I wanted you to think I was cool.
377
00:25:57,208 --> 00:26:01,040
I mean, you are cool. You're cool.
You're the coolest, coolest guy in London.
378
00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:02,500
I'm all right.
379
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,500
- You're okay! You're okay.
- What? What you doing?
380
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:10,749
Final confession, I am in love with you.
381
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,457
What are you talking about?
382
00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:14,749
Gaz, that is crazy!
383
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:15,832
No, I am. Seriously.
384
00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:18,791
I've loved you since the moment
I laid eyes on you for the first time.
385
00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:23,249
What? I'm old enough to be your mother!
386
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:27,165
When you first met me, you thought
I was the person on my phone. This person!
387
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:31,458
If you was my mum, you would have had
to have me when you was nine.
388
00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:35,415
My point being
is that you understand me, Jessica.
389
00:26:35,416 --> 00:26:38,249
- All right? You laugh with me, not at me.
- Oh!
390
00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:40,624
And if I'm being completely honest,
you're my rock.
391
00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,290
That's the most lovely thing I've heard.
392
00:26:42,291 --> 00:26:44,832
I'm not trying to be condescending,
but you don't love me.
393
00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:48,832
You just live with angry British people
who throw things and yell.
394
00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:51,957
I see your sweetness and your softness.
395
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:55,332
Now that I am thinking about it,
I've never wanked to you.
396
00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:58,374
Well, that's fuckin' rude of you to say.
397
00:26:58,375 --> 00:27:01,374
I might be your mom,
but I'm your hot teen mom.
398
00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:03,707
I'm too naughty.
You don't wanna mess with me.
399
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,625
You don't wanna see
what I can do to a popsicle.
400
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:14,624
There they are.
All the lot of those freaks.
401
00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:16,540
What do we want? Low emissions!
402
00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:17,790
When do we want them?
403
00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:19,707
All right. Just drop me off here.
I'll get out.
404
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:23,000
Get out? Well, I... I can't stop
on a motorway, so just bear with me.
405
00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:26,208
Thank you, Gaz.
406
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:30,125
Anything for you, my American beauty.
407
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:33,083
- Okay.
- All right. Hang on a minute--
408
00:27:37,625 --> 00:27:40,540
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
409
00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:42,124
Sorry, Gaz!
410
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:44,540
No, I'll be... One second.
411
00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:46,207
Okay. Okay.
412
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,499
Okay.
413
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,457
Don't move!
414
00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:51,915
I'm just comin' out of nowhere.
Just stop looking at me.
415
00:27:51,916 --> 00:27:54,040
- When do we want them?
- Soon!l
416
00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:56,332
- What do we want?
- Low emissions!
417
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,082
I need glue! Who has glue?
418
00:27:58,083 --> 00:28:00,332
Some of us actually have jobs,
you fuckwits!
419
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:02,874
You should have taken the train,
shouldn't you?
420
00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:04,207
Who has glue?
421
00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:06,082
- When do we want them?
- Soon!
422
00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:08,082
- What do we want?
- Low emissions!
423
00:28:08,083 --> 00:28:09,332
When do we want them?
424
00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:12,250
Hi. I don't care that you fucked old lady.
425
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:15,040
Oh yeah, sorry.
I feel really bad about that.
426
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,915
But, like, for the record,
I don't even think she was that old.
427
00:28:17,916 --> 00:28:20,165
Well, you said old, so I figured over 60.
428
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,707
Well, maybe. She might be late 50s.
429
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,874
It feels like... Don't get me wrong.
Like, I would fuck an old lady.
430
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:26,790
What?
431
00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:29,957
No, but, as in, I feel like
you're picturing someone really old.
432
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,040
Like... Like gray hair.
Like, really haggard and, like, wrinkly.
433
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,499
But, like, she's, like, I dunno.
434
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,207
She probably, like, puts
milk and oil on her face and stuff.
435
00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:38,832
Like, she has, like, that vibe.
436
00:28:38,833 --> 00:28:41,665
Actually, sorry.
I dunno why I'm fighting you on this.
437
00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:43,165
I'm happy to see you.
438
00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:45,583
I feel like when I'm with you,
I'm, like, safe.
439
00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:49,624
And also, it can be scary
'cause I think you're the most surprising,
440
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:55,541
amazing, like, brilliant, like, freaky
creative alien I've ever met.
441
00:28:56,125 --> 00:29:00,415
And that can make me feel scared.
The idea of losing you is really scary.
442
00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:03,415
And so I think I just sped up
the process of breaking up.
443
00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:04,707
We broke up 'cause of that,
444
00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:06,540
though you shouldn't have
fucked that woman.
445
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:08,415
That's what I did. I'm Mr. Sabotage. Like...
446
00:29:08,416 --> 00:29:10,457
Like, I did as much of that as you did.
447
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,665
Amen.
448
00:29:12,666 --> 00:29:14,040
We're the sabotage twins.
449
00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,749
I don't wanna be twins,
though, 'cause I still...
450
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,415
- I don't--
- You crack on.
451
00:29:18,416 --> 00:29:19,624
Okay.
452
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:24,332
I think, um, that you're like this alien,
but you also feel like home, you know?
453
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,707
It just doesn't make sense,
454
00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:28,207
but it also makes so much sense,
the most sense to me.
455
00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,707
Just us. We don't make sense,
but we also make sense.
456
00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:33,040
- Guys, the pigs. What do we want?
- Low emissions!
457
00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:34,124
When do we want them?
458
00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:37,415
My time here in London's over,
but I wanted you to know before I left...
459
00:29:37,416 --> 00:29:38,874
- Okay, the police are here.
- Shit.
460
00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:40,415
...what this time meant to me.
461
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:44,707
I adore you. And I... I don't wanna live
in fear and regret, you know?
462
00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,832
I don't wanna live with that.
I wanna feel light.
463
00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:48,999
And I want to let you know
that you're wonderful.
464
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,875
Not despite all of your baggage,
but because of it.
465
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:54,166
You, like, healed me.
466
00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:57,665
- Are you sure?
- Please don't arrest me!
467
00:29:57,666 --> 00:30:00,499
Please! I... I'm a capitalist, you know?
468
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:04,207
I love global warming! I think it's great.
I mean, it's part of life, right?
469
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:07,290
That... Is... Is that a spatula?
You guys are really winging it.
470
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:08,915
Okay! I'm getting up. I'm getting up.
471
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:12,790
I don't understand
why he's not getting arrested but I am.
472
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,749
Haven't you done anything for love?
473
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,915
I mean, I'm just making
a big motion for love.
474
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,875
I wanted to tell him that I love him!
475
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,957
Do you wanna get married?
476
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:23,707
What?
477
00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:25,915
It's a genuine question.
Do you want to get married?
478
00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:28,624
- Are you making fun of me?
- No.
479
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:31,832
Uh... I just, um...
I feel like it's a weird time.
480
00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:34,249
Am I not getting...
Why are you arresting her, not me?
481
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,457
- Are you taking me?
- Is someone else gonna arrest me?
482
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:39,540
- I think I need to think about it...
- Why have you arrested her?
483
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:44,082
Okay, be careful with them! All right?
You don't need to drag them like that!
484
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:46,290
Actually, can I jump in together
with you guys?
485
00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:48,665
Just 'cause, like,
Ubers are really expensive.
486
00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:51,624
- We're in the middle of a conversation.
- I don't know if you have weapons.
487
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:54,749
Are we getting in the same car?
I feel like you're so...
488
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:58,749
Oh my God! Go, go, go!
489
00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:01,249
Don't... Don't let... He's really fast.
490
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,207
You don't want him.
He's a really good Christian.
491
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:07,875
I'm so tired of workin' every day...
492
00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:13,083
{\an8}Yes, yes! Got it.
493
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:21,541
If you've got the cab fare, mister
You'll do all right
494
00:31:23,791 --> 00:31:28,541
I want to see
The bright lights tonight
495
00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:35,333
A couple of drunken nights
Rollin' on the floor...
496
00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:39,291
Welcome home.
497
00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:42,707
Never again will a man get
between us, girls. Never.
498
00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:45,332
- Fuck Trent!
- Fuck him! Fuck him!
499
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,915
- We were so close.
- Morning.
500
00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:50,416
Oh, morning!
501
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,457
Gorgeous! Lots of engagement.
502
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:03,165
- Nice and loose. Come on.
- And then come down here. Fantastic!
503
00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:05,624
That's excellent! So good, darling.
504
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:08,500
Yes! Now we're gonna trot. Dum, dum, dum!
505
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:18,332
I wanna see the bright lights tonight
506
00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:23,499
Can you imagine?
This is genuine monkey fur.
507
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,415
Oh, really?
508
00:32:24,416 --> 00:32:26,874
Actually, we don't have to imagine
because we're seeing it.
509
00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:28,915
- But touch it.
- I would rather not.
510
00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,957
- No, Mom. It's upsetting.
- Ingrates.
511
00:32:30,958 --> 00:32:32,624
- Because gorillas think.
- They think.
512
00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:34,749
And they can......sign.
513
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,999
- And they think.
- You just don't like me.
514
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,457
- Know what, Grandma? I'll take it.
- Are you sure? Otherwise...
515
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,540
Grandma, look at me.
I want a picture of you.
516
00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:44,207
Your lens cap is on, though.
517
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:46,957
Honey, I was a photo minor.
I know when my lens cap is on.
518
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:50,415
Well, he is right,
but you're spiritually right.
519
00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:51,457
She's always right.
520
00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:55,332
Strange, isn't it? We use the word, um,
"matrimony" to mean the married state,
521
00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:57,957
But actually... Do you know,
what it actually derives from
522
00:32:57,958 --> 00:33:00,082
is "mater," meaning "mother."
523
00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:04,707
And then the second part, "monia," means
an activity or a device towards something.
524
00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:08,290
So the matrimony means
preparing a girl, not to be married,
525
00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:09,707
but to be a mother.
526
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,791
Do you think they'll have
vanilla cake, Pa?
527
00:33:14,791 --> 00:33:16,041
Victoria sponge.
528
00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:21,999
I bet you she wears something from ASOS.
Not to be rude.
529
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,415
That's not rude.
I mean, she'd make Gucci look like ASOS.
530
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:26,999
Please stop the gossip.
Like, my heart is broken.
531
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,165
You're so brave.
532
00:33:28,166 --> 00:33:30,457
Just muy caliente. So brave.
533
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,082
- I'm brave and sexy.
- I know.
534
00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:34,249
I hope they will get divorced
when they see the outfit.
535
00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:35,999
- They will, 100%.
- Daisies?
536
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,290
- Do you want some daisies?
- There you go.
537
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:41,165
- Daisy for a daisy.
- Oh wow. Smells like shit.
538
00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:43,999
Sorry, but what the fuck are you wearing?
539
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,832
What, are you having a duvet day?
You're wearing white to a wedding.
540
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:49,499
You look like a baby
that's about to get christened.
541
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,582
It's insane.
542
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:53,833
You're not very nice to me,
and I don't like it at all.
543
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,333
What?
544
00:33:57,750 --> 00:34:00,249
What? I didn't realize
you wanted me to be nice to you.
545
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:05,291
- What are you talking about?
- Have you, uh, ever been divorced?
546
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:07,000
I have.
547
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,000
Would you like to again?
548
00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:14,165
Uh, I don't shop in that aisle anymore,
but thank you.
549
00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:16,165
Ah, well, uh, my hair's quite long,
550
00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:19,790
so if my head were
between your legs, you'd hardly notice.
551
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,832
That's... That's a joke
about eating my pussy. Okay.
552
00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,874
Honey, you've gotta go...
uh, explore the space.
553
00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:26,999
- Lovely to meet you.
- It's an amazing church.
554
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,583
- Thank you.
- Kim, can I talk to you?
555
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,665
Uh, yes. Speak freely.
556
00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:33,624
Um...
557
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:39,165
My behavior was pretty inexcusable
in so many different ways,
558
00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:41,332
and I'm really sorry.
559
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:46,791
But... if you wanna do
anything we did again...
560
00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:50,957
Um... you let me know.
561
00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:54,082
- Okay.
- Okay.
562
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:55,375
I'll think about it.
563
00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:57,166
Please do.
564
00:34:57,708 --> 00:34:58,833
Still thinking.
565
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:00,291
Okay.
566
00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:05,083
- They're coming! Here they come!
- They're coming!
567
00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:17,290
Dear Jessica, here's your T-shirt.
568
00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:21,124
I would never have worn it if I thought
someone else was missing it so much,
569
00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:24,374
but thank you for letting me
hold on to it for a while.
570
00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:26,874
It was a great transitional
wardrobe moment,
571
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,791
but I definitely won't be needing it
this season.
572
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:33,124
Hopefully the next shirt
will fit me a little better.
573
00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:35,582
Hope you can make this one work
with your new look.
574
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,791
Yours, Wendy Jones.
575
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:41,541
P.S. You're funny. I fuck with you.
576
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,708
- How long do you wanna stay married?
- Wait, what?
577
00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,790
Fuck you. That's not funny.
Are you kidding?
578
00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:55,624
Are you kidding?
579
00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:58,290
I'm kidding.
580
00:35:58,291 --> 00:35:59,290
Or am I?
581
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:03,082
Stop. Stop it.
You're kidding. That's enough.
582
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,374
- Am I?
- Stop!
583
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,749
Just like that! And cut!
584
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:10,000
In this modern panic
585
00:36:11,666 --> 00:36:13,833
Romance is flawed
586
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:18,833
And everything you transmit
587
00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:22,291
Cannot be ignored
588
00:36:24,291 --> 00:36:27,208
Is this cycle magic?
589
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:31,833
Or just a cosmic force?
590
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,833
Are we a habit?
591
00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:39,875
All of my thoughts
592
00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:49,415
Alone in lust
593
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:53,749
A road to rust
594
00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:57,999
In this true love trajectory
595
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,832
My love was never meant to be
596
00:37:01,833 --> 00:37:03,791
For us
597
00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:14,625
On this lonely planet
598
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:19,208
We can't protect our world
599
00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:24,457
'Cause we're collateral damage
600
00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:27,708
And it's so out of control
601
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:32,083
So what's the use of planning
602
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:36,083
When all I do is fold?
603
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:41,749
Trippin' over our sadness
604
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:44,291
I'm waiting for your call
605
00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:54,957
Alone in lust
606
00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:58,958
A road to rust
607
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:03,540
In this true love trajectory
608
00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:12,290
My love was never meant to be
609
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,625
For us