1 00:00:45,589 --> 00:00:47,444 "I am," I said. 2 00:00:47,485 --> 00:00:48,969 "I am," I cried. 3 00:00:49,010 --> 00:00:50,288 I am... 4 00:00:53,214 --> 00:00:55,152 ...an entertainer. 5 00:00:56,017 --> 00:00:58,285 When I'm not doing engine work or oil changes, 6 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,933 I, uh... I'm the lead guitar 7 00:00:59,975 --> 00:01:02,242 with the Dog Night Specials at the Red Dragon Lounge. 8 00:01:02,283 --> 00:01:04,385 The band ain't great, but they serve free hot dogs 9 00:01:04,385 --> 00:01:07,106 on Wednesday nights, so there's that. 10 00:01:07,147 --> 00:01:09,002 I am the only honky 11 00:01:09,043 --> 00:01:11,640 in an all-Black band called The Esquires. 12 00:01:11,681 --> 00:01:13,824 Yeah, I hold my own. 13 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:17,905 So far, they haven't given me the hook like at the Apollo. 14 00:01:17,946 --> 00:01:19,266 I, uh... 15 00:01:19,307 --> 00:01:22,852 I got a karaoke machine I, uh, use for solo gigs. 16 00:01:22,893 --> 00:01:24,171 I sing all types. 17 00:01:24,212 --> 00:01:26,891 I got Mellencamp, Elvis, Bon Jovi. 18 00:01:26,932 --> 00:01:29,942 And, oh, for these occasions, 19 00:01:29,983 --> 00:01:32,456 I have created a persona. 20 00:01:32,497 --> 00:01:35,877 It's like a... it's like a superhero of rock and roll. 21 00:01:35,877 --> 00:01:38,763 I mean, I got no cape or nothing, I got no mask, 22 00:01:38,804 --> 00:01:40,906 but I got... 23 00:01:40,947 --> 00:01:42,637 a bolt. 24 00:01:42,679 --> 00:01:45,317 You know why I got a lightning bolt? 25 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:48,614 'Cause they call me Lightning. 26 00:01:50,634 --> 00:01:52,283 Oh, yeah. 27 00:01:52,283 --> 00:01:54,756 Lightning's a star. 28 00:01:54,756 --> 00:01:56,858 Lightning is a rockin' god. 29 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,837 He's like Chuck Berry, Barry Manilow 30 00:01:58,878 --> 00:02:01,269 and The Beatles all rolled into one. 31 00:02:01,310 --> 00:02:02,217 Oh, yeah. 32 00:02:02,258 --> 00:02:04,731 He's singing the songs people love to hear. 33 00:02:04,773 --> 00:02:07,205 The songs that people need. 34 00:02:07,246 --> 00:02:09,348 The songs that I need. 35 00:02:13,305 --> 00:02:14,954 Yeah. 36 00:02:16,438 --> 00:02:18,334 The songs that I need... 37 00:02:18,375 --> 00:02:20,106 to keep going. 38 00:02:22,621 --> 00:02:25,135 When the, uh... 39 00:02:25,177 --> 00:02:27,402 when the song's over and the applause stops, 40 00:02:27,444 --> 00:02:29,463 I'm not... I'm not Lightning anymore. 41 00:02:29,505 --> 00:02:31,731 I'm just another drunk. 42 00:02:32,555 --> 00:02:35,358 Hello. My name is Mike, and I'm an alcoholic. 43 00:02:35,358 --> 00:02:36,718 Hi, Mike. 44 00:02:36,759 --> 00:02:39,026 And, uh, I'm happy to be here 45 00:02:39,068 --> 00:02:41,294 because, uh, today's a special day. 46 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:43,973 It's, uh... it's my sober birthday. 47 00:02:44,014 --> 00:02:46,116 Uh, 20 years off the bottle and counting. 48 00:02:49,084 --> 00:02:50,197 Thank you. 49 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,753 -Ooh. -All right. 50 00:02:52,794 --> 00:02:55,267 But I got a... I got a tradition on my sober birthday. 51 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:58,606 Uh, I sing the same song by a great man. 52 00:02:58,647 --> 00:03:01,656 A man whose songs have got me through some sad times, 53 00:03:01,698 --> 00:03:05,531 some rock bottoms, and... 54 00:03:05,572 --> 00:03:08,746 today I get to sing one of his songs for you. 55 00:03:08,787 --> 00:03:11,714 ♪ But this is not a sad song, no ♪ 56 00:03:11,755 --> 00:03:16,784 ♪ A sad song to sing when you're alone ♪ 57 00:03:17,485 --> 00:03:21,483 ♪ In a way, it's a glad song, yeah ♪ 58 00:03:21,524 --> 00:03:24,410 ♪ A glad song, a simple song ♪ 59 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:26,842 ♪ That simply seems to makes you feel good ♪ 60 00:03:26,883 --> 00:03:30,881 ♪ When you sing along ♪ 61 00:03:34,674 --> 00:03:37,848 ♪ Song sung blue ♪ 62 00:03:37,848 --> 00:03:39,867 ♪ Everybody knows one ♪ 63 00:03:39,909 --> 00:03:41,640 You know the words. Come on. 64 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:46,586 ♪ Song sung blue ♪ 65 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,760 ♪ Every garden grows one ♪ 66 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,192 "Me and you are subject to..." 67 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:56,561 ♪ Me and you are subject to ♪ 68 00:03:56,603 --> 00:04:00,065 ♪ The blues now and then ♪ 69 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:05,341 ♪ But when you take the blues and make a song ♪ 70 00:04:05,383 --> 00:04:08,268 ♪ You sing them out again ♪ 71 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,802 ♪ You sing them out again ♪ 72 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:17,955 ♪ Song sung blue ♪ 73 00:04:17,955 --> 00:04:20,428 ♪ Weeping like the willow ♪ 74 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:26,693 ♪ Song sung blue ♪ 75 00:04:26,735 --> 00:04:29,867 ♪ Sleeping on my pillow ♪ 76 00:04:33,165 --> 00:04:34,896 ♪ Funny thing ♪ 77 00:04:34,937 --> 00:04:39,760 ♪ But you can sing it with a cry in your voice ♪ 78 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:45,201 ♪ And before you know it get to feeling good ♪ 79 00:04:45,242 --> 00:04:48,993 ♪ You simply got no choice. ♪ 80 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:54,435 ♪ All of my love ♪ 81 00:04:54,476 --> 00:04:55,836 ♪ All of my kissin' ♪ 82 00:04:55,877 --> 00:04:57,815 ♪ You don't know what you've been a-missin' ♪ 83 00:04:57,856 --> 00:04:59,010 ♪ Oh, boy ♪ 84 00:04:59,010 --> 00:05:00,906 ♪ When you're with me, oh, boy ♪ 85 00:05:00,947 --> 00:05:06,347 ♪ The world can see that you were meant for me ♪ 86 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:09,975 ♪ Stars appear and shadows a-fallin' ♪ 87 00:05:09,975 --> 00:05:12,448 ♪ You can hear my heart a-callin' ♪ 88 00:05:12,489 --> 00:05:14,921 ♪ A little bit of lovin' makes everything right ♪ 89 00:05:14,921 --> 00:05:17,270 ♪ I'm gonna see my baby tonight ♪ 90 00:05:17,312 --> 00:05:19,620 ♪ All my love, all of my kissin' ♪ 91 00:05:19,661 --> 00:05:22,176 ♪ You don't know what you've been a-missin' ♪ 92 00:05:22,217 --> 00:05:23,660 ♪ Oh, boy... ♪ 93 00:05:23,701 --> 00:05:25,061 Who are you supposed to be? 94 00:05:25,102 --> 00:05:26,545 Oh, hey, Earl. 95 00:05:26,545 --> 00:05:28,441 I thought you were in Florida on a cruise or something. 96 00:05:28,482 --> 00:05:30,749 Uh, yeah, well, I thought you were gonna be, uh, Don Ho, 97 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:32,481 singing "Tiny Bubbles." 98 00:05:32,522 --> 00:05:35,036 Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna go on as Lightning. 99 00:05:35,078 --> 00:05:36,438 You can't go out there like that. 100 00:05:36,479 --> 00:05:38,128 You look too much like Elvis. 101 00:05:38,169 --> 00:05:40,065 I mean, you're head-to-toe in denim 102 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:41,302 like he wore in '68 Comeback. 103 00:05:41,343 --> 00:05:43,899 He wore black leather in '68 Comeback, not denim. 104 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:45,094 Not during the "Guitar Man" medley. 105 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,908 -Ah. -He wore denim. 106 00:05:46,908 --> 00:05:48,474 Uh... Oh, and you even got a lightning bolt. 107 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,906 I'm Lightning. I can't wear a bolt? 108 00:05:50,947 --> 00:05:52,885 That's Elvis's logo. 109 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:55,234 "Taking care of business in a flash." 110 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:56,842 That's me. That's my handle. 111 00:05:56,842 --> 00:05:58,284 -Oh, you own that, do you? -TCB. 112 00:05:58,326 --> 00:06:00,016 All right. 113 00:06:00,057 --> 00:06:03,107 I am the one and only Elvis impersonator in all Milwaukee. 114 00:06:05,704 --> 00:06:07,641 Thank you very much. 115 00:06:07,683 --> 00:06:09,290 Comin' right back. 116 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:12,712 One thing's for sure, we got too many Elvis impersonators 117 00:06:12,753 --> 00:06:14,566 and not one Little Richard. 118 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,050 Say it loud. 119 00:06:16,092 --> 00:06:18,070 Where's the Hawaiian shirt? 120 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:19,266 You're singing "Tiny Bubbles." 121 00:06:19,307 --> 00:06:20,708 I don't want to sing "Tiny Bubbles." 122 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:22,027 I'm gonna sing "Eye of the Tiger," 123 00:06:22,027 --> 00:06:23,800 and then I'll close out with "Suspicious Minds." 124 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,820 Over my dead body does he sing "Suspicious Minds." 125 00:06:25,861 --> 00:06:27,757 Earl, Earl, Earl, calm down. Mike. 126 00:06:27,798 --> 00:06:29,529 -What? -We're impersonators here. 127 00:06:29,571 --> 00:06:30,848 That's why the state fair booked us 128 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,126 for the blue-haired crowd. 129 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:33,857 I don't look like Don Ho. 130 00:06:33,899 --> 00:06:35,424 I'm not Hawaiian. It's dumb. 131 00:06:35,465 --> 00:06:38,350 That's why Carl Kahananui was doing it, 132 00:06:38,392 --> 00:06:39,793 but his gallbladder ruptured. 133 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,772 You agreed to fill in and do me a favor. 134 00:06:41,813 --> 00:06:44,946 So you're saying no Lightning? It's Don Ho or a no-go? 135 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:47,501 Yeah, Mike. That's what I'm saying. 136 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:53,849 Then it's a no-go. 137 00:06:53,849 --> 00:06:56,240 Claire, you're up next. 138 00:06:56,281 --> 00:07:00,321 Uh, Babs, uh, instead of "Don't Rain on My Parade," 139 00:07:00,362 --> 00:07:02,134 do "People Who Need People." 140 00:07:02,134 --> 00:07:03,742 The blue-hairs are losing their slow dance song 141 00:07:03,783 --> 00:07:05,144 since "Tiny Bubbles" is out. 142 00:07:05,185 --> 00:07:06,792 I'll manage... 143 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:08,317 I guess. 144 00:07:08,359 --> 00:07:09,678 Thanks, Mike. 145 00:07:09,719 --> 00:07:11,162 Sex Machine, you close it out. 146 00:07:11,203 --> 00:07:12,728 -I'll go tell the band. -All right. 147 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:18,375 You supposed to be Loretta Lynn? 148 00:07:19,364 --> 00:07:20,684 Oh, oh, Patsy Cline. 149 00:07:20,725 --> 00:07:22,126 I sing her songs all the time. 150 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,610 I don't usually dress like this, 151 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,135 but any chance to sing, you know? 152 00:07:25,177 --> 00:07:27,444 Yeah, I just can't be Don Ho on my birthday. 153 00:07:28,474 --> 00:07:29,834 Oh, happy birthday. 154 00:07:29,876 --> 00:07:32,101 It's not really my birthday. 155 00:07:32,143 --> 00:07:34,822 Oh, o... okay. 156 00:07:37,543 --> 00:07:40,263 You know, you could be Frank Sinatra. 157 00:07:40,263 --> 00:07:42,036 Maybe sing "Luck Be a Lady." 158 00:07:42,077 --> 00:07:44,179 Yeah, I like Frank, but the whole crooner vibe? 159 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:45,457 I don't know, I like to move. 160 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,435 -I like to rock. -Yeah. 161 00:07:47,477 --> 00:07:50,032 Elvis has left the building. 162 00:07:50,073 --> 00:07:52,176 Oh, you know who you'd be perfect for? 163 00:07:52,217 --> 00:07:53,371 Neil Diamond. 164 00:07:53,371 --> 00:07:54,855 Oh, no. Never. 165 00:07:54,855 --> 00:07:56,916 No, I hold that man in such high regard. 166 00:07:56,957 --> 00:07:58,895 -No, no, no, no. -"Sweet Caroline." 167 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,914 -Yeah. "Ba-ba." I know, I know. -♪ Bom, bom, bom. ♪ 168 00:08:00,956 --> 00:08:03,264 No, no, no, listen. He's got other songs, too, okay? 169 00:08:03,305 --> 00:08:05,160 And if it ever got back to him that I was 170 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:06,809 goofing on his music or... 171 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:08,829 like Earl over there, I'd kill myself. 172 00:08:08,870 --> 00:08:10,189 Not Neil. I... 173 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:12,497 You know how much he got paid for that cruise? 174 00:08:12,538 --> 00:08:14,517 20,000 bucks. 175 00:08:15,671 --> 00:08:18,062 That poseur pulled in 20 Gs? 176 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,999 Wa-ha! 177 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,349 Nostalgia pays. 178 00:08:23,173 --> 00:08:25,894 Oh, God, I'm burning up in this wig. 179 00:08:25,935 --> 00:08:28,820 If my boobs were just a bit bigger, I could be Dolly. 180 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:30,346 You're a blonde? 181 00:08:31,623 --> 00:08:33,355 Oh, boy, am I. 182 00:08:33,396 --> 00:08:36,281 All right, put your hands together 183 00:08:36,281 --> 00:08:38,425 for Ms. Patsy and The Greatest Hits. 184 00:08:38,425 --> 00:08:40,321 I hope you sing as good as you look. 185 00:08:50,525 --> 00:08:53,299 ♪ I go out walkin' ♪ 186 00:08:53,341 --> 00:08:55,485 ♪ After midnight ♪ 187 00:08:55,527 --> 00:08:57,965 ♪ Out in the moonlight ♪ 188 00:08:58,007 --> 00:09:00,403 ♪ Just like we used to do ♪ 189 00:09:00,403 --> 00:09:03,051 ♪ I'm always walkin' ♪ 190 00:09:03,093 --> 00:09:04,690 ♪ After midnight ♪ 191 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:07,633 ♪ Searchin' for you... ♪ 192 00:09:07,675 --> 00:09:09,566 Claire Stengl. 193 00:09:09,609 --> 00:09:12,047 She sing country, rock, 194 00:09:12,089 --> 00:09:14,485 classical like that "Ave Maria" joint. 195 00:09:14,527 --> 00:09:16,166 Hmm. 196 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:18,268 She look all kind of good, don't she? 197 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:20,411 Huh! Yeah! 198 00:09:20,453 --> 00:09:22,429 My man Lightning. 199 00:09:22,471 --> 00:09:24,573 ♪ After midnight ♪ 200 00:09:24,615 --> 00:09:27,347 ♪ Searchin' for you ♪ 201 00:09:29,449 --> 00:09:32,770 ♪ I stop and see a weepin' willow ♪ 202 00:09:32,812 --> 00:09:35,418 ♪ Cryin' on his pillow ♪ 203 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:39,453 ♪ Maybe he's cryin' for me ♪ 204 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,353 ♪ And as the skies turn gloomy ♪ 205 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:44,539 ♪ Night winds whisper to me ♪ 206 00:09:44,581 --> 00:09:48,953 ♪ I'm lonesome as I can be ♪ 207 00:09:48,995 --> 00:09:51,475 ♪ I go out walkin' ♪ 208 00:09:51,517 --> 00:09:53,787 ♪ After midnight ♪ 209 00:09:53,829 --> 00:09:56,141 ♪ Out in the starlight ♪ 210 00:09:56,183 --> 00:09:58,495 ♪ Just hopin' you may be ♪ 211 00:09:58,495 --> 00:10:01,059 ♪ Somewhere a-walkin' ♪ 212 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,076 ♪ After midnight ♪ 213 00:10:03,076 --> 00:10:06,481 ♪ Searchin' for me. ♪ 214 00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:09,802 Okay, Mike. 215 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,198 Open wide. 216 00:10:12,198 --> 00:10:13,669 Geez. 217 00:10:13,711 --> 00:10:16,107 You could park a car in that gap. 218 00:10:16,107 --> 00:10:17,957 I'll take a Cadillac. 219 00:10:17,999 --> 00:10:21,361 I got something much better for you. 220 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:24,220 Take a look... 221 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:26,237 at this. 222 00:10:30,987 --> 00:10:32,543 Is that a lightning bolt? 223 00:10:32,585 --> 00:10:34,981 Lightning for Lightning. 224 00:10:35,023 --> 00:10:36,914 So when I smile, it'll be like I'm advertising. 225 00:10:36,956 --> 00:10:38,217 That is smart, Dr. Dave. 226 00:10:38,259 --> 00:10:41,118 See, that is why you're my manager, Dr. Dave. 227 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,168 Always thinking. 228 00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:45,657 I got a call from Walter over at First National. 229 00:10:45,699 --> 00:10:47,381 First thing, 230 00:10:47,423 --> 00:10:49,146 he still wants you to perform at his Christmas party. 231 00:10:49,188 --> 00:10:51,080 -Great. -Second thing, 232 00:10:51,122 --> 00:10:54,064 you're three months behind on your mortgage. 233 00:10:54,106 --> 00:10:56,418 Can't he just take it out of my performance fee? 234 00:10:56,460 --> 00:10:58,688 Mike, it's not something you can just sing away. 235 00:10:58,688 --> 00:11:00,832 Maybe you should think about downsizing. 236 00:11:00,874 --> 00:11:03,144 No, I got to keep my house. 237 00:11:03,186 --> 00:11:04,573 When my daughter comes up, 238 00:11:04,573 --> 00:11:06,590 that's the one consistent thing that she's got. 239 00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,482 Anyway, we shouldn't be talking about downsizing. 240 00:11:08,524 --> 00:11:10,331 We should be talking about getting higher-paid gigs, 241 00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:12,223 like a residency, something steady. 242 00:11:12,265 --> 00:11:14,535 Why don't you talk to your Buddy Holly friend? 243 00:11:14,535 --> 00:11:16,805 You know, he's got that gig over at the Shawano Casino. 244 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:18,276 Eh, Mark's pissed at me. 245 00:11:18,318 --> 00:11:19,705 I quit the Legends gig the other night. 246 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,966 What? Why'd you quit? 247 00:11:21,008 --> 00:11:22,311 'Cause he wouldn't let me be Lightning. 248 00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:23,530 You were supposed to be Don Ho. 249 00:11:23,572 --> 00:11:25,380 Why I got to be anybody other than me? 250 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,767 I should be enough. 251 00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:31,685 Shit. Well... 252 00:11:31,727 --> 00:11:34,165 I guess there goes my ten-dollar commission. 253 00:11:34,165 --> 00:11:36,393 Do you need an oil change? 254 00:11:36,435 --> 00:11:38,663 Come on, give me your car keys. 255 00:12:11,954 --> 00:12:14,854 ♪ Ah, Cracklin' Rosie, get on board ♪ 256 00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:16,368 ♪ Get on board ♪ 257 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:21,118 ♪ We're gonna ride till there ain't no more to go ♪ 258 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:25,027 -♪ Takin' it slow ♪ -♪ Takin' it slow ♪ 259 00:12:25,027 --> 00:12:27,675 -♪ And Lord, don't you know ♪ -♪ Lord, don't you know ♪ 260 00:12:27,717 --> 00:12:29,524 -♪ We'll have me a time ♪ -♪ Don't you know ♪ 261 00:12:29,566 --> 00:12:31,668 -♪ With a poor man's lady ♪ -♪ Don't you know... lady ♪ 262 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,485 ♪ Hitchin' on a twilight train ♪ 263 00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:40,369 ♪ Ain't nothing here that I care to take along ♪ 264 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,555 ♪ Maybe a song ♪ 265 00:12:43,858 --> 00:12:46,548 ♪ To sing when I want ♪ 266 00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:52,517 ♪ No need to say please to no man for a happy tune ♪ 267 00:12:54,535 --> 00:12:58,276 ♪ Oh, I love my Rosie child ♪ 268 00:12:58,318 --> 00:13:01,975 ♪ You got the way to make me happy ♪ 269 00:13:02,017 --> 00:13:05,716 ♪ You and me, we go in style ♪ 270 00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:09,373 ♪ Cracklin' Rose, you're a store-bought woman ♪ 271 00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:13,114 ♪ But you make me sing like a guitar hummin' ♪ 272 00:13:13,156 --> 00:13:14,964 ♪ So hang on to me, girl ♪ 273 00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:20,933 ♪ Our song keeps runnin' on ♪ 274 00:13:20,975 --> 00:13:23,665 ♪ Play it now, play it now ♪ 275 00:13:23,665 --> 00:13:26,481 ♪ Play it now, my baby... ♪ 276 00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:28,835 Oh! Ow! Ow! 277 00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:30,853 Geez... Ow! 278 00:13:43,421 --> 00:13:46,153 Everybody! 279 00:13:46,153 --> 00:13:48,171 Come on! 280 00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:58,932 -♪ Gotta get on up ♪ -♪ Get on up ♪ 281 00:13:58,974 --> 00:14:00,571 ♪ Gotta get on up ♪ 282 00:14:00,613 --> 00:14:02,295 -♪ Get on up ♪ -♪ Gotta get on up now ♪ 283 00:14:02,337 --> 00:14:04,312 -♪ Get on up ♪ -♪ Gotta get on up ♪ 284 00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:06,540 -♪ Get on up ♪ -♪ How can you sit yourself ♪ 285 00:14:06,582 --> 00:14:08,305 ♪ Down for a rest ♪ 286 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:13,013 ♪ When you know that I'm trying my best ♪ 287 00:14:13,013 --> 00:14:14,695 ♪ To dance with you? ♪ 288 00:14:14,737 --> 00:14:17,133 ♪ Get on up ♪ 289 00:14:17,175 --> 00:14:20,033 -♪ To dance with you ♪ -♪ Get on up ♪ 290 00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:22,639 ♪ You know what, sugar? ♪ 291 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,416 ♪ Hey, you. ♪ 292 00:14:31,256 --> 00:14:32,854 Thank you. 293 00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:34,787 So... 294 00:14:34,787 --> 00:14:36,931 you just go by Claire Stengl? 295 00:14:36,973 --> 00:14:38,696 Well, I used to be Claire Cartwright, 296 00:14:38,738 --> 00:14:39,915 but then after the divorce, 297 00:14:39,957 --> 00:14:41,555 I switched it back to my maiden name, 298 00:14:41,555 --> 00:14:43,362 which is Stengl, so Claire Stengl. 299 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,716 It's not the most exciting stage name... 300 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:48,406 I know, but it's not like I'm Cher or Madonna. 301 00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:49,878 Oh. You're better than them broads. 302 00:14:51,054 --> 00:14:52,778 -Stop. You're so sweet. -You are. 303 00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:54,543 I'm a hairdresser part-time. 304 00:14:54,585 --> 00:14:56,603 I wash. I trim. No dye jobs. 305 00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:58,453 By the way, I did change my hair up a little bit. 306 00:14:58,453 --> 00:14:59,503 -I noticed. -Did you notice? 307 00:14:59,545 --> 00:15:00,933 You also got a new tooth. 308 00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:02,488 Oh, yeah. Look. 309 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,548 -Huh? -Is that a lightning bolt? 310 00:15:04,548 --> 00:15:06,187 -Oh, my God. -Yes, yes, 'cause... 311 00:15:06,229 --> 00:15:07,742 -'Cause you're Lightning. -Right. 312 00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:09,802 I know, I know. I know all about you. 313 00:15:09,802 --> 00:15:11,820 My girlfriends and I, we used to go to Hegarty's 314 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,627 -on Friday nights. -Hegarty's. Come on. 315 00:15:13,669 --> 00:15:16,696 And I remember you sang ZZ Top, "Sharp Dressed Man," 316 00:15:16,738 --> 00:15:20,268 and at the chorus you'd, like, push your pelvis out like Elvis 317 00:15:20,268 --> 00:15:23,085 and we'd scream like schoolgirls. 318 00:15:23,127 --> 00:15:25,649 You're really good. 319 00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:32,122 You know the other day when I said it was my birthday? 320 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,182 Oh, yeah, the birthday that wasn't your birthday. 321 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,737 What was that? 322 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,133 I'm an alcoholic. 323 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,883 -Okay. -Not anymore. 324 00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:44,312 I mean, I'm always gonna be an alcoholic, 325 00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:47,086 but I've been sober 20 years, and the other day was... 326 00:15:47,128 --> 00:15:49,104 well, they call it a sober birthday. 327 00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:51,416 Happy belated sober birthday. 328 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,097 Here's the thing. 329 00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:56,082 With sobriety, you-you got to face up to certain truths. 330 00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:58,436 Way to go, Lightning. 20 years. 331 00:15:58,436 --> 00:16:00,159 All right, I'm not a songwriter, 332 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:02,513 I'm not a sex symbol, but I just want to entertain people 333 00:16:02,555 --> 00:16:05,203 -and I want to make a living. -I know. Me, too. 334 00:16:05,245 --> 00:16:06,632 I don't want to be a hairdresser. 335 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,725 I want to sing. I want to dance. 336 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,281 I want a house. I want a garden. 337 00:16:09,281 --> 00:16:11,088 -I want a cat. -So here's what I'm thinking. 338 00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:12,643 I need a hook. 339 00:16:12,643 --> 00:16:15,292 I need something big. I need something new. 340 00:16:15,334 --> 00:16:19,495 And as you put it, nostalgia pays. 341 00:16:19,537 --> 00:16:22,521 Us, me, you-- it's not going to happen. 342 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,791 Miss Fine, you're old enough to be my... 343 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,010 -Watch it. -Sister. 344 00:16:27,355 --> 00:16:28,827 -Hey. -Hey, Mom. 345 00:16:28,869 --> 00:16:30,634 Was the guy a wacko? 346 00:16:30,676 --> 00:16:31,979 Dana, this is Mike. 347 00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:34,291 Mike Sardina. 348 00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:39,714 As you were. 349 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,614 Hi. 350 00:16:42,656 --> 00:16:44,758 So, feel free to make yourself a... 351 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:48,961 any nonalcoholic beverage you like. 352 00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:51,063 All right. 353 00:16:51,105 --> 00:16:52,702 I'm gonna make a pot of coffee. 354 00:16:52,702 --> 00:16:56,065 -You like it black or sweet? -I don't drink coffee. 355 00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:58,125 Want to start? 356 00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,731 Hi. Is Grandma down? 357 00:17:00,773 --> 00:17:02,286 -Like, hours ago. -Oh, good. 358 00:17:02,328 --> 00:17:03,757 You didn't bring him home, did you? 359 00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:05,355 -Am I shiny? -He-he's here? 360 00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:07,078 'Cause I am sweating like a whore in church. 361 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,768 Oh, my... The building manager came by. 362 00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,029 You know, we got a two-week extension, 363 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,921 -but it's another $50... -Rachel, Rachel. 364 00:17:12,963 --> 00:17:14,938 Don't worry about it, okay? I'm gonna take care of that. 365 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:16,326 -Wait... -I'm gonna wear these. 366 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,100 -Those are my shoes, Mom. -Honey, he was so cute. 367 00:17:19,142 --> 00:17:21,496 -What are you... -He was so cute on that stage 368 00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,513 with The Esquires, and he was smiling at me. 369 00:17:23,556 --> 00:17:25,573 -Okay. -And then we went for a walk, 370 00:17:25,615 --> 00:17:26,960 and it was just magic. 371 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,516 And I know you see magic all the time 372 00:17:28,516 --> 00:17:29,945 'cause you're young, but I don't. 373 00:17:29,987 --> 00:17:31,332 And so it was just beautiful. 374 00:17:31,374 --> 00:17:33,476 Magic doesn't happen for me all the time. 375 00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:36,502 Rachel, I want you to go introduce yourself to him. 376 00:17:37,301 --> 00:17:40,243 -Okay? I want you to do that. -Uh, um, I'm not doing... 377 00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,975 Rachel, don't be a sourpuss. You're gonna go outside, 378 00:17:43,017 --> 00:17:44,531 and I want you to say hello to him. 379 00:17:44,573 --> 00:17:46,044 -No, I'm not. -No, no, no. 380 00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:47,263 -We're not doing that. No, no. -I... Mom! 381 00:17:47,263 --> 00:17:49,112 I'm not doing this right now. 382 00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:51,508 I have to deal with your boyfriends all the time. 383 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,190 -They come into this house... -All the time? 384 00:17:53,232 --> 00:17:54,535 Yeah, the last one smelled like a skunk. 385 00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:55,838 -He was clearly a dope dealer. -He just liked... 386 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,603 -No, he was not. -He was. Yes. 387 00:17:57,603 --> 00:17:59,327 -We're gonna go outside... -He's a Zen guy, Mom. 388 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,462 One second. Let's go. 389 00:18:00,504 --> 00:18:01,891 -Mom. -Yeah, come on. Let's go. 390 00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:04,749 -Mike? Mike. -Hey. 391 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:05,926 Yeah? 392 00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:08,238 Mike, this is my daughter Rachel. 393 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,265 Oh, hey. How's it going? 394 00:18:14,838 --> 00:18:17,276 Rachel, say something. 395 00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:20,386 Don't make a mess on the couch. 396 00:18:20,428 --> 00:18:21,983 -Rachel! -What? 397 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,767 Hey, what do you think? 398 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:27,952 Oh. 399 00:18:27,994 --> 00:18:29,508 It's good. 400 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,189 -Right? -You know, we just got to work your hair 401 00:18:31,231 --> 00:18:32,828 a little differently, and I got a guy for that. 402 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:35,645 All right. Oh, and look at these outfits. Come on. 403 00:18:35,687 --> 00:18:37,578 Look at that. It's, like, shimmering, you know? 404 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:39,722 Oh. You know, my hair guy does clothes, too. 405 00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:41,782 Awesome. You know, Neil... 406 00:18:41,824 --> 00:18:43,337 is special, and I just want everyone 407 00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:45,313 to get that feeling I get when I listen 408 00:18:45,355 --> 00:18:47,582 to "America" and "Forever in Blue Jeans"... 409 00:18:47,624 --> 00:18:49,348 -Or "Sweet Caroline." -And "Sweet Caroline," yeah, 410 00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:51,786 but I-I'm never gonna be the real McCoy. 411 00:18:51,828 --> 00:18:53,047 I mean, I-I don't really look like Neil. 412 00:18:53,089 --> 00:18:54,980 I don't even really sound like Neil. 413 00:18:55,023 --> 00:18:58,806 And I... I got to be Neil, but I just got to be me, too. 414 00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:03,471 Yeah, you don't want to be a Neil Diamond... impersonator. 415 00:19:03,513 --> 00:19:06,288 You want to be a Neil Diamond interpreter. 416 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,062 I was looking for the right way to say it, 417 00:19:09,062 --> 00:19:11,038 and you just came right out and said it. 418 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,896 A Neil Diamond interpreter. 419 00:19:13,938 --> 00:19:15,157 -Mm, yeah. -Yeah. Oh. 420 00:19:15,199 --> 00:19:17,931 And you can sing some Patsy Cline songs, 421 00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:19,403 -like-like one or two. -Oh. 422 00:19:19,445 --> 00:19:22,009 I mean, maybe while you're doing a costume change, but... 423 00:19:22,051 --> 00:19:23,438 no, I don't want to confuse people. 424 00:19:23,438 --> 00:19:26,548 I will back you up in keyboards and vocals, 425 00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,608 but this is about Neil. 426 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:31,382 And this is about his fans, you know? 427 00:19:31,382 --> 00:19:33,358 Yeah. Yeah. 428 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,721 I can sing the Barbra Streisand part on 429 00:19:36,763 --> 00:19:38,444 -"You Don't Bring Me Flowers." -"You Don't Bring Me Flowers." 430 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,168 Right, but we got to get 'em on their feet 431 00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:41,345 and get 'em clapping. 432 00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:43,698 -Look up "Cherry, Cherry." -Mm. 433 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,375 All right, ready? 434 00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:55,594 Two, three, and... 435 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:02,362 ♪ Baby loves me ♪ 436 00:20:02,404 --> 00:20:04,463 ♪ Yeah, yeah, she does ♪ 437 00:20:05,178 --> 00:20:07,574 Uh, you see where I underlined there? 438 00:20:07,616 --> 00:20:09,424 I was thinking maybe at the top... 439 00:20:09,466 --> 00:20:10,937 Oh, yeah, I double up. I got it, I got it, I got it. 440 00:20:13,165 --> 00:20:14,804 ♪ Baby loves me ♪ 441 00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:16,990 ♪ Yeah, yeah, she does ♪ 442 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:18,251 Good. 443 00:20:18,293 --> 00:20:21,529 ♪ Ah, the girl's outta sight, yeah ♪ 444 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,027 ♪ Says she loves me ♪ 445 00:20:26,069 --> 00:20:28,087 ♪ Yes, yes, she does ♪ 446 00:20:28,129 --> 00:20:29,642 Nice. 447 00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:31,954 ♪ Mm, gonna show me tonight, yeah ♪ 448 00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:35,233 ♪ Hey, she got the way to move me ♪ 449 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,410 ♪ Cherry ♪ 450 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:38,806 ♪ She got the way to groove me ♪ 451 00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:41,033 ♪ She got the way to move me ♪ 452 00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:43,177 -♪ Cherry, baby ♪ -♪ She got the way ♪ 453 00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:45,027 ♪ To groove me ♪ 454 00:20:45,783 --> 00:20:48,978 Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 455 00:20:50,575 --> 00:20:55,073 ♪ Tell your mama, girl, we can't stay long ♪ 456 00:20:56,670 --> 00:21:00,285 ♪ We got things we gotta catch up on ♪ 457 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,110 ♪ Mm, you know ♪ 458 00:21:04,152 --> 00:21:06,717 -♪ You know what I'm sayin' ♪ -Excuse me. Excuse me! 459 00:21:06,759 --> 00:21:08,356 Oh. 460 00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:11,004 Much too late for anyone to be singing that loud. 461 00:21:11,046 --> 00:21:12,727 Ma, this is the man I was telling you about. 462 00:21:12,769 --> 00:21:14,283 Mike Sardina. 463 00:21:14,283 --> 00:21:16,342 -This is Lightning. -How you doing tonight? 464 00:21:17,351 --> 00:21:18,822 Not good. 465 00:21:18,864 --> 00:21:21,639 Sing softer. 466 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,749 She's going to a retirement home. 467 00:21:24,749 --> 00:21:27,271 I'd like to say that she's less grumpy in the day, 468 00:21:27,313 --> 00:21:29,415 but I'd be lying. 469 00:21:33,871 --> 00:21:35,973 What's that? That's very pretty. 470 00:21:36,015 --> 00:21:38,284 Well, she said, "Sing softer." 471 00:21:38,284 --> 00:21:39,672 I'm going softer. 472 00:21:43,413 --> 00:21:46,397 ♪ She was morning ♪ 473 00:21:46,397 --> 00:21:50,390 ♪ And I was nighttime ♪ 474 00:21:51,021 --> 00:21:52,996 ♪ I one day woke up ♪ 475 00:21:53,038 --> 00:21:57,074 ♪ To find her lying ♪ 476 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,722 ♪ Beside my bed ♪ 477 00:22:00,684 --> 00:22:03,662 ♪ I softly said ♪ 478 00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:07,008 ♪ "Come take me" ♪ 479 00:22:10,966 --> 00:22:13,862 ♪ For I've been lonely ♪ 480 00:22:13,903 --> 00:22:17,861 ♪ In need of someone ♪ 481 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:24,674 ♪ As though I'd done someone wrong somewhere ♪ 482 00:22:24,715 --> 00:22:26,755 ♪ But I don't know where ♪ 483 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,814 ♪ I don't know where ♪ 484 00:22:31,855 --> 00:22:34,793 ♪ Come lately ♪ 485 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,790 ♪ You are the sun ♪ 486 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,626 ♪ I am the moon ♪ 487 00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:46,461 ♪ You are the words, I am the tune ♪ 488 00:22:46,502 --> 00:22:48,420 ♪ Play me ♪ 489 00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:52,173 Nice. 490 00:22:52,785 --> 00:22:56,906 ♪ Song she sang to me ♪ 491 00:22:56,947 --> 00:23:00,374 ♪ Song she brang to me ♪ 492 00:23:00,415 --> 00:23:03,801 ♪ Words that rang in me ♪ 493 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:08,044 ♪ A rhyme that sprang from me ♪ 494 00:23:08,085 --> 00:23:10,003 ♪ Warmed the night ♪ 495 00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:14,246 ♪ And what was right ♪ 496 00:23:14,287 --> 00:23:17,551 ♪ Became me ♪ 497 00:23:21,794 --> 00:23:23,385 ♪ You are the sun ♪ 498 00:23:23,426 --> 00:23:25,058 ♪ I am the moon ♪ 499 00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:28,811 ♪ You are the words, I am the tune ♪ 500 00:23:28,852 --> 00:23:30,811 ♪ Play me ♪ 501 00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:33,748 My ex-husband? 502 00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:35,135 He's a good guy. 503 00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:39,174 And he really liked my singing and all, 504 00:23:39,215 --> 00:23:41,990 but when I started trying to book gigs, 505 00:23:41,990 --> 00:23:44,111 he just started making fun of it, 506 00:23:44,111 --> 00:23:45,580 like it was a threat or something. 507 00:23:45,621 --> 00:23:49,864 I don't know why he... 508 00:23:49,905 --> 00:23:52,965 wanted to make me feel so small, but he sure did. 509 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,923 Hmm. 510 00:23:54,923 --> 00:23:57,208 I got to say, with me and my ex... 511 00:23:58,881 --> 00:24:01,084 ...I was the one making her feel small. 512 00:24:02,063 --> 00:24:04,021 I was selfish. I was angry. 513 00:24:04,062 --> 00:24:06,429 I was... wrong. 514 00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:10,998 But I'm here, you know, trying to be better. 515 00:24:10,998 --> 00:24:13,405 I mean, aren't we all? 516 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:17,363 ♪ And so it was ♪ 517 00:24:17,404 --> 00:24:21,565 ♪ That I came to travel ♪ 518 00:24:21,606 --> 00:24:24,217 ♪ Upon a road ♪ 519 00:24:24,258 --> 00:24:28,624 ♪ That was thorned and narrow ♪ 520 00:24:28,664 --> 00:24:32,051 ♪ Another place ♪ 521 00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:35,437 ♪ Another grace ♪ 522 00:24:35,478 --> 00:24:39,354 ♪ Would save me ♪ 523 00:24:42,496 --> 00:24:46,045 ♪ You are the sun, I am the moon ♪ 524 00:24:46,086 --> 00:24:50,043 ♪ You are the words, I am the tune ♪ 525 00:24:50,043 --> 00:24:53,634 ♪ Play me ♪ 526 00:24:56,735 --> 00:25:00,447 ♪ You are the sun, I am the moon ♪ 527 00:25:00,488 --> 00:25:02,406 ♪ You are the words ♪ 528 00:25:02,447 --> 00:25:05,017 ♪ I am the tune ♪ 529 00:25:05,058 --> 00:25:10,811 ♪ Play... ♪ 530 00:25:10,851 --> 00:25:14,605 ♪ Me. ♪ 531 00:25:16,155 --> 00:25:17,706 That's great. 532 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:24,642 And, uh, hey, I was thinking, uh... 533 00:25:24,642 --> 00:25:26,070 Yeah? 534 00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:27,620 I was thinking we should call ourselves something. 535 00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:30,802 -Oh, like a tribute band name? -Yeah. 536 00:25:30,843 --> 00:25:33,903 So I'm thinking Lightning & Thunder: 537 00:25:33,944 --> 00:25:36,718 A Neil Diamond Experience. 538 00:25:36,759 --> 00:25:39,248 -Lightning & Thunder? -Yeah. 539 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:42,267 So you'd be Lightning and... 540 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:44,144 I'd be Thunder? 541 00:25:44,185 --> 00:25:45,980 Uh, yeah. 542 00:25:46,877 --> 00:25:47,938 You... 543 00:25:51,161 --> 00:25:53,854 Mm. That is not very professional of me, 544 00:25:53,854 --> 00:25:56,710 but I've been wanting to do it for, like, a whole... 545 00:25:59,566 --> 00:26:01,157 Mm. 546 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,480 -Okay. I'm... -Okay. Yeah. 547 00:26:13,479 --> 00:26:15,070 ♪ Every day ♪ 548 00:26:15,111 --> 00:26:16,906 ♪ It's a-gettin' closer ♪ 549 00:26:16,947 --> 00:26:20,292 ♪ Going faster than a roller coaster ♪ 550 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:25,066 ♪ Love like yours will surely come my way ♪ 551 00:26:25,107 --> 00:26:27,269 ♪ A-hey, a-hey, hey ♪ 552 00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:30,247 ♪ Every day seems a little longer ♪ 553 00:26:30,247 --> 00:26:32,247 ♪ Every way ♪ 554 00:26:32,247 --> 00:26:33,960 ♪ Love's a little stronger ♪ 555 00:26:34,001 --> 00:26:38,081 ♪ Come what may, do you ever long for ♪ 556 00:26:38,122 --> 00:26:40,815 ♪ True love from me? ♪ 557 00:26:40,855 --> 00:26:42,814 ♪ Every day ♪ 558 00:26:42,855 --> 00:26:44,609 ♪ It's a-gettin' closer ♪ 559 00:26:44,650 --> 00:26:48,281 ♪ Going faster than a roller coaster ♪ 560 00:26:48,322 --> 00:26:52,687 ♪ Love like yours will surely come my way. ♪ 561 00:26:56,155 --> 00:26:58,195 I know I let you down. 562 00:26:58,236 --> 00:27:01,255 But just know that I am very... 563 00:27:02,194 --> 00:27:05,090 Oh, what's the word you said? "Contrary"? 564 00:27:05,131 --> 00:27:06,518 -"Contrite." -Contrite. 565 00:27:06,518 --> 00:27:09,211 He's very contrite. 566 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:13,169 There's always that one friend you can't say no to 567 00:27:13,210 --> 00:27:16,759 even though they repeatedly crap on you. 568 00:27:17,738 --> 00:27:19,778 I hope I'm that friend. 569 00:27:22,022 --> 00:27:23,246 Hey, Tom. 570 00:27:23,246 --> 00:27:25,082 Okay, now, Tom is a good guy. 571 00:27:25,123 --> 00:27:26,673 Okay? He's got all the connections 572 00:27:26,714 --> 00:27:29,121 to all the casinos and venues from Chicago to Branson. 573 00:27:29,162 --> 00:27:31,365 Mike, meet Tom D'Amato. 574 00:27:31,406 --> 00:27:33,650 How are you, Mr. Sardina? 575 00:27:33,691 --> 00:27:34,874 I'm huge. 576 00:27:36,057 --> 00:27:37,649 Uh, uh, you may not remember this, 577 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:40,709 but-but I would sit at the bar at the Chubby Bear... 578 00:27:40,749 --> 00:27:41,851 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 579 00:27:41,892 --> 00:27:43,320 Every Thursday night, 580 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,074 and watch you play with your first band, 581 00:27:45,074 --> 00:27:47,032 -Positive Traction. Yeah. -Positive Traction. 582 00:27:47,073 --> 00:27:48,664 Yeah, we made some noise, but it was in tune. 583 00:27:48,705 --> 00:27:50,174 You were really good, Mike. 584 00:27:50,215 --> 00:27:52,051 -Thank you. Thank you. -Really good band. 585 00:27:52,092 --> 00:27:54,907 Well, I was, uh, talking to your manager, 586 00:27:54,948 --> 00:27:58,171 and he said that you're gonna do a Neil Diamond show? 587 00:27:58,171 --> 00:27:59,313 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 588 00:27:59,313 --> 00:28:01,435 A Neil Diamond Experience. 589 00:28:01,476 --> 00:28:03,720 My partner Claire and I, we start rehearsing 590 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,229 with costumes and everything next week. 591 00:28:05,270 --> 00:28:07,024 Oh. Costumes? Really? 592 00:28:07,024 --> 00:28:09,023 -Wow, wow, wow. -Right, but one day, I see us 593 00:28:09,023 --> 00:28:11,879 being backed by a big orchestra, maybe even a choir. 594 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,205 And I tell you, I tell you, it's gon... 595 00:28:14,246 --> 00:28:16,694 I mean, I know we got to start small, right, 596 00:28:16,735 --> 00:28:18,734 if I want to play someplace like this, but one day... 597 00:28:18,775 --> 00:28:21,631 But you got to make sure you play "Sweet Caroline." 598 00:28:21,631 --> 00:28:23,018 Oh, we close with "Sweet Caroline." 599 00:28:23,059 --> 00:28:24,772 -Oh, great. -But we open... 600 00:28:24,772 --> 00:28:26,690 with "Soolaimon." 601 00:28:26,731 --> 00:28:30,239 ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ 602 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,136 ♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪ 603 00:28:33,177 --> 00:28:34,401 A bit louder. 604 00:28:34,442 --> 00:28:37,257 ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ 605 00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:40,031 ♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪ 606 00:28:40,072 --> 00:28:41,337 A little bit of smoke. 607 00:28:41,337 --> 00:28:43,581 ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ 608 00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:44,927 Come on, now. 609 00:28:44,927 --> 00:28:46,233 ♪ Soolai, soolai ♪ 610 00:28:46,274 --> 00:28:47,538 ♪ Soolaimon. ♪ 611 00:28:47,538 --> 00:28:49,170 "Soola-mond"? 612 00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:51,496 -"Soolaimon." "Soolaimon." -Uh, okay. 613 00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:54,189 Is that an African word? 614 00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:55,739 Like, Swahili? 615 00:28:55,739 --> 00:28:58,187 I think it might be Hebrew, like Solomon. 616 00:28:58,228 --> 00:28:59,289 No, no, it's Arabic. 617 00:28:59,329 --> 00:29:00,594 It's a call to celebration. 618 00:29:00,635 --> 00:29:02,797 The audience are our flock, 619 00:29:02,797 --> 00:29:05,776 -and we are the shepherd. -Oh. 620 00:29:05,776 --> 00:29:09,081 -I-I just got some chills. Wow. -You feel that? You feel it? 621 00:29:09,121 --> 00:29:11,651 We're gonna get that casino gig for you. 622 00:29:12,467 --> 00:29:15,853 But it's gonna take building a lot of momentum. 623 00:29:15,894 --> 00:29:17,200 Right. 624 00:29:17,241 --> 00:29:19,240 But, Mike, you have passion. 625 00:29:19,281 --> 00:29:24,054 And all I ask-- if you'll allow me 626 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,584 to work in service of that passion. 627 00:29:30,949 --> 00:29:33,193 -We'd love to have you on the team. -Oh! 628 00:29:33,234 --> 00:29:34,621 Music to my ears. 629 00:29:34,621 --> 00:29:37,110 Mike, thank you. 630 00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:40,333 -Welcome aboard. -Thank you so much. 631 00:29:40,374 --> 00:29:42,332 I have to roll right now. Sorry. 632 00:29:42,332 --> 00:29:46,780 But we will be in touch. 633 00:29:47,555 --> 00:29:50,615 Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you had a great time 634 00:29:50,655 --> 00:29:52,573 at the Shawano Casino. 635 00:29:52,614 --> 00:29:56,490 The Badger Bus will be leaving in ten minutes 636 00:29:56,531 --> 00:29:59,795 for the Potawatomi Hotel and Casino. 637 00:29:59,835 --> 00:30:00,937 See you, Mike. 638 00:30:00,978 --> 00:30:02,773 All aboard! 639 00:30:11,463 --> 00:30:13,381 I don't know how long this rehearsal's gonna take. 640 00:30:13,422 --> 00:30:15,339 I don't want anyone asking me that. 641 00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,053 We really have to call him Lightning? 642 00:30:17,094 --> 00:30:19,011 It's kind of weird. 643 00:30:19,052 --> 00:30:20,521 Every time he comes to pick me up, 644 00:30:20,562 --> 00:30:21,908 he tries to connect with you, 645 00:30:21,949 --> 00:30:23,499 and you do not make it easy, Rach. 646 00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:26,029 He's very nervous about you coming. 647 00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:27,783 -Okay. -So to make you more comfortable, 648 00:30:27,783 --> 00:30:29,742 he invited his daughter. 649 00:30:29,742 --> 00:30:31,129 -What? -And she's your age. 650 00:30:31,170 --> 00:30:33,128 -This is a playdate? -Yeah, she's only a year older. 651 00:30:33,169 --> 00:30:34,964 -Oh, Jesus Christ. -God, why does everything 652 00:30:34,964 --> 00:30:36,882 -have to be so hard? -What am I, six? 653 00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:40,553 I just want to sing and be happy and feel loved, and I... 654 00:30:40,594 --> 00:30:42,838 and I don't want everything to be such a big deal! 655 00:30:47,489 --> 00:30:48,999 Come on. Come on out. 656 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,549 Hey. 657 00:30:51,651 --> 00:30:52,916 Wave. Wave to him. 658 00:30:52,957 --> 00:30:54,793 Hi! 659 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:56,751 Smile and wave at him. 660 00:30:57,812 --> 00:30:59,525 Goddamn it. 661 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:01,361 Be nice. 662 00:31:06,135 --> 00:31:09,113 When my dad bought this place, the runway wasn't finished. 663 00:31:09,113 --> 00:31:12,540 Now you get like... ten planes a day. 664 00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:14,376 -Oh. -Except Sundays. 665 00:31:17,967 --> 00:31:19,109 So... 666 00:31:19,150 --> 00:31:21,068 do you split your time between your... 667 00:31:21,068 --> 00:31:23,189 your mom and your dad? 668 00:31:23,230 --> 00:31:25,352 Um... 669 00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:26,902 not really. 670 00:31:26,943 --> 00:31:30,492 No, I mean, my dad's cool, but it's just... 671 00:31:30,533 --> 00:31:32,736 No, I get it. 672 00:31:32,777 --> 00:31:35,021 It's better for me to be full-time with my mom 673 00:31:35,021 --> 00:31:36,939 in Florida, but... 674 00:31:37,632 --> 00:31:39,509 Don't get me wrong, my dad's great. 675 00:31:39,550 --> 00:31:41,631 He's just, uh... 676 00:31:42,773 --> 00:31:44,487 He's... he's artistic. 677 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:47,628 Mm. Artistic. 678 00:31:47,628 --> 00:31:49,709 Yeah, I... 679 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:51,463 I know all about that. 680 00:31:52,687 --> 00:31:54,156 Hey, Mike, can you open the garage? 681 00:31:54,197 --> 00:31:55,584 It's getting really hot in here. 682 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,420 I would. The lady across the street 683 00:31:57,461 --> 00:31:59,093 was giving me the evil eye 684 00:31:59,134 --> 00:32:01,582 as we was unpacking the drums, so maybe not. 685 00:32:01,582 --> 00:32:03,173 Bomar. 686 00:32:03,214 --> 00:32:04,846 We still good with that barter situation we discussed 687 00:32:04,846 --> 00:32:06,478 with me, uh, playing with The Esquires? 688 00:32:06,518 --> 00:32:08,436 You'd be playing four free gigs 689 00:32:08,477 --> 00:32:09,905 just for all of us to do one show. 690 00:32:09,946 --> 00:32:11,741 Yeah, I understand. It's just I, you know, 691 00:32:11,741 --> 00:32:13,169 can't pay you anything right now. That's all. 692 00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:14,842 We came here for you, brother. 693 00:32:14,882 --> 00:32:16,922 But your lady ain't wrong. 694 00:32:16,963 --> 00:32:18,962 It's hot as Satan's balls. Open the door. 695 00:32:18,962 --> 00:32:20,553 Yeah. 696 00:32:20,594 --> 00:32:22,634 All right, maybe just for a little bit. 697 00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:36,180 Mark. 698 00:32:36,180 --> 00:32:38,220 What are you doing here? 699 00:32:39,607 --> 00:32:41,402 Buddy Holly died at 22. 700 00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:44,666 I'm 52, and I've been keeping that guy alive 701 00:32:44,707 --> 00:32:47,196 30 years past his prime. 702 00:32:48,991 --> 00:32:51,112 I don't even need these. 703 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:54,172 What I'm saying is... 704 00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:56,702 I'm here if you need me. 705 00:32:59,476 --> 00:33:00,660 Thanks. 706 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,965 I didn't bring an amp. 707 00:33:02,006 --> 00:33:03,352 Yeah. We got you. 708 00:33:03,393 --> 00:33:05,066 All right, guys... 709 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:08,575 My dad, he was a tunnel rat in Vietnam. 710 00:33:08,615 --> 00:33:10,084 They would send him into the tunnels underground 711 00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,594 where the enemy was hiding, 712 00:33:11,635 --> 00:33:14,980 and they had it booby-trapped, so... 713 00:33:15,021 --> 00:33:17,795 sometimes he'd have to... 714 00:33:17,836 --> 00:33:19,835 like, crawl over dead bodies. 715 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,671 So, yeah, he... 716 00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:25,874 he used to drink. 717 00:33:25,874 --> 00:33:29,097 My mom, she can get, um, depressed, 718 00:33:29,138 --> 00:33:33,095 so she's, like, on meds. 719 00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:36,318 I try to keep up with it for her, 'cause she can get... 720 00:33:38,154 --> 00:33:39,950 ...scattered, you know? 721 00:33:39,990 --> 00:33:43,132 Well, you know, most recovering alcoholics 722 00:33:43,173 --> 00:33:46,926 just trade one addiction for another, 723 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:49,130 and music's that for Dad. 724 00:33:50,313 --> 00:33:52,802 Without music, he can get, um... 725 00:33:52,842 --> 00:33:54,270 What'd you call it? 726 00:33:54,311 --> 00:33:56,025 Scattered. 727 00:33:56,066 --> 00:33:57,657 Yeah. 728 00:33:58,717 --> 00:33:59,901 Yeah. 729 00:33:59,941 --> 00:34:03,450 Yeah. I think we covered all our fucked-up family history. 730 00:34:03,491 --> 00:34:04,715 Most of it. 731 00:34:04,756 --> 00:34:06,388 -Might be a little more. -Oh, there's more? 732 00:34:06,388 --> 00:34:08,387 Maybe a little. Just a little. 733 00:34:08,387 --> 00:34:10,998 Hey, listen, I know we just met, too, but, um... 734 00:34:10,998 --> 00:34:12,671 I have a joint. 735 00:34:12,712 --> 00:34:15,405 You know, I thought I smelled it on you. 736 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:20,668 ♪ Mm ♪ 737 00:34:20,709 --> 00:34:23,972 ♪ I got a song been on my mind ♪ 738 00:34:28,175 --> 00:34:31,439 ♪ And the tune can be sung and the words all rhyme ♪ 739 00:34:38,824 --> 00:34:41,720 ♪ Though it don't say much and it won't offend ♪ 740 00:34:41,761 --> 00:34:43,271 ♪ If you sing it at school ♪ 741 00:34:43,312 --> 00:34:45,270 ♪ They're liable to send you home ♪ 742 00:34:45,311 --> 00:34:48,779 ♪ Never knowin' what you're showin' ♪ 743 00:34:48,819 --> 00:34:51,961 ♪ Think you're growin' your own tea ♪ 744 00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:53,593 ♪ Good Lordy ♪ 745 00:34:58,611 --> 00:35:01,671 ♪ Let me hear that, get me near that ♪ 746 00:35:01,671 --> 00:35:03,507 ♪ Crunchy Granola Suite ♪ 747 00:35:08,322 --> 00:35:11,096 ♪ Drop your shrink and stop your drinkin' ♪ 748 00:35:11,137 --> 00:35:13,095 ♪ Crunchy granola's neat ♪ 749 00:35:17,502 --> 00:35:19,134 ♪ Sing it out ♪ 750 00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:21,378 ♪ All right ♪ 751 00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:24,968 I wouldn't go any shorter than this, though. 752 00:35:24,968 --> 00:35:26,763 No, I want it to ripple and wave 753 00:35:26,804 --> 00:35:28,395 when the wind blows my shirt, like... 754 00:35:28,436 --> 00:35:30,231 -Wind in a bar? How? -Yeah. 755 00:35:30,231 --> 00:35:31,374 Like a leaf blower. 756 00:35:32,394 --> 00:35:33,903 -Do you have one? -Sure. 757 00:35:33,944 --> 00:35:37,453 ♪ I know a man was outta touch ♪ 758 00:35:41,533 --> 00:35:44,837 ♪ And he'd hide in a house and he didn't say much ♪ 759 00:35:49,937 --> 00:35:51,447 Okay. 760 00:35:51,488 --> 00:35:53,365 I used to do this as a kid. Come on. 761 00:35:53,405 --> 00:35:55,690 Am I getting... getting on here? 762 00:35:55,731 --> 00:35:58,138 -Okay. -Here. 763 00:35:58,179 --> 00:35:59,566 Lay back. 764 00:36:01,035 --> 00:36:02,585 ♪ Family man ♪ 765 00:36:02,626 --> 00:36:04,666 ♪ Tried my brand ♪ 766 00:36:04,707 --> 00:36:06,869 ♪ Dig! Ha! ♪ 767 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:10,582 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 768 00:36:10,582 --> 00:36:13,438 ♪ Let me hear that, get me near that ♪ 769 00:36:13,479 --> 00:36:15,968 ♪ Crunchy Granola Suite ♪ 770 00:36:20,415 --> 00:36:23,108 ♪ Drop your shrink and stop your drinkin' ♪ 771 00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:24,984 ♪ Crunchy granola's neat ♪ 772 00:36:29,227 --> 00:36:32,124 ♪ Sing it out ♪ 773 00:36:32,165 --> 00:36:33,879 ♪ All right ♪ 774 00:36:35,551 --> 00:36:37,510 ♪ Hey! Come on! Hey! ♪ 775 00:36:37,551 --> 00:36:40,733 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 776 00:36:41,671 --> 00:36:43,222 Whoo! 777 00:36:47,710 --> 00:36:49,383 Yeah! 778 00:36:49,423 --> 00:36:51,749 Oh, I was scared you were gonna hit your head. 779 00:36:58,481 --> 00:37:01,826 If you live long enough... 780 00:37:01,867 --> 00:37:05,213 you can see your dreams die a slow death. 781 00:37:08,762 --> 00:37:11,170 Young people don't know how good they have it. 782 00:37:12,638 --> 00:37:15,127 Not 'cause they can, uh, touch their toes 783 00:37:15,168 --> 00:37:17,534 and screw all night. 784 00:37:18,677 --> 00:37:21,777 They haven't learned that most things just don't work out. 785 00:37:31,651 --> 00:37:36,139 Most times, you just mess it up, so it's easier not to try. 786 00:37:37,812 --> 00:37:40,301 We're all just looking for some hope. 787 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:45,441 But at my age, hope is hard. 788 00:37:48,338 --> 00:37:50,215 Hope's not enough. 789 00:38:12,614 --> 00:38:15,878 God, grant me the serenity 790 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:18,571 to accept the things I cannot change, 791 00:38:18,611 --> 00:38:21,631 the courage to change the things I can, 792 00:38:21,671 --> 00:38:24,568 and the wisdom to know the difference. 793 00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:53,854 There seems to be a bit of a miscommunication. 794 00:38:55,764 --> 00:38:58,185 When I booked this gig a month ago, 795 00:38:58,227 --> 00:39:01,072 it was my understanding that there was 796 00:39:01,115 --> 00:39:03,620 a motor home convention in town, 797 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:05,786 being that that's what I was told. 798 00:39:05,828 --> 00:39:07,909 No, I didn't. I did not say that. 799 00:39:07,909 --> 00:39:10,924 You said the Emerald Motor Home Convention! 800 00:39:10,966 --> 00:39:15,000 I said Emerald Lion Motor Club Reunion. 801 00:39:15,043 --> 00:39:17,293 And you said you had a classic rock band 802 00:39:17,336 --> 00:39:19,161 like ZZ Top or CCR. 803 00:39:19,161 --> 00:39:20,945 -Neil Diamond? Not classic? -All right, Tom, Tom, 804 00:39:20,987 --> 00:39:22,261 Tom, Tom, Tom. 805 00:39:22,304 --> 00:39:24,130 Tom, I still don't see the problem. 806 00:39:24,172 --> 00:39:28,036 You see, Mike, with these motor home types, 807 00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:30,669 uh, I figured we're in the pocket, you know? 808 00:39:30,711 --> 00:39:32,792 -But these bikers... -They love Neil Diamond. 809 00:39:32,834 --> 00:39:35,255 I-I don't know. Look at 'em. 810 00:39:35,297 --> 00:39:36,911 They got leather, chains. I-I... 811 00:39:36,953 --> 00:39:39,246 Neil Diamond doesn't have chains. 812 00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:40,733 That's a lot of leather. 813 00:39:40,775 --> 00:39:43,068 We ain't got nothing these hog-squashers can dig. 814 00:39:43,068 --> 00:39:46,125 Mike, why don't we put Claire up first? 815 00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:48,758 I mean, look at her. She's pretty. She's nice. 816 00:39:48,801 --> 00:39:52,834 Have her sing "Crazy" or one of those Lynyrd Skynyrd songs. 817 00:39:52,877 --> 00:39:55,297 -They'd love Lynyrd Skynyrd. -You know, I can fake 818 00:39:55,340 --> 00:39:58,100 my way through "Sweet Home Alabama." 819 00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:00,435 No, no, no, we're not changing our show, all right? No. 820 00:40:00,478 --> 00:40:02,304 At least start with "Sweet Caroline." 821 00:40:02,346 --> 00:40:04,087 Nobody here is gonna appreciate 822 00:40:04,087 --> 00:40:06,932 the Arabic incantations of "Solomon." 823 00:40:06,975 --> 00:40:08,333 -"Soolaimon"! -"Soolaimon." 824 00:40:08,376 --> 00:40:09,565 We could move up "Kentucky Woman." 825 00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:11,093 And open with "America." 826 00:40:11,136 --> 00:40:12,919 -"America" is great. -'Cause bikers love... 827 00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:14,703 I'm in charge of this band, and I'm telling you 828 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:17,251 we open with "Soolaimon"! 829 00:40:18,652 --> 00:40:20,648 Have you got the fans? 830 00:40:20,690 --> 00:40:23,110 Yeah. 831 00:40:23,153 --> 00:40:24,597 I got the fans. 832 00:40:32,537 --> 00:40:34,406 ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ 833 00:40:34,448 --> 00:40:36,359 Travelers of our nation's Emerald highway, 834 00:40:36,401 --> 00:40:39,161 -welcome to Tierney's Tavern. -♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪ 835 00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:40,775 -I am Lightning. -♪ Soo... ♪ 836 00:40:40,817 --> 00:40:44,002 This vision of beauty is Thunder. 837 00:40:44,045 --> 00:40:45,616 Oh, come on. 838 00:40:45,658 --> 00:40:48,376 We bring greetings to the great city of Chicago 839 00:40:48,418 --> 00:40:50,159 with the songs of the incomparable, 840 00:40:50,202 --> 00:40:54,406 leather-jacket-wearing entertainer Neil Diamond. 841 00:40:54,448 --> 00:40:57,123 We are Lightning & Thunder. 842 00:40:59,034 --> 00:41:02,898 ♪ God of my want, want, want ♪ 843 00:41:02,941 --> 00:41:06,720 ♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪ 844 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:08,631 ♪ Leading me on ♪ 845 00:41:08,673 --> 00:41:10,457 -Man, what is this trash? -♪ On, on ♪ 846 00:41:10,457 --> 00:41:14,745 ♪ On to my woman, she dance for the sun ♪ 847 00:41:14,745 --> 00:41:16,359 ♪ Lord of my day, day, day ♪ 848 00:41:16,401 --> 00:41:17,633 I'm blinded by that shirt! 849 00:41:17,633 --> 00:41:19,289 Play "Free Bird"! 850 00:41:19,331 --> 00:41:20,563 -♪ God of my night ♪ -This is awful! 851 00:41:20,605 --> 00:41:21,879 ♪ Night, night ♪ 852 00:41:21,922 --> 00:41:23,620 You're ruining my night! 853 00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:25,871 ♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪ 854 00:41:25,913 --> 00:41:28,164 -♪ Taking me home ♪ -Someone get him off there. 855 00:41:28,206 --> 00:41:29,905 What does bumblebee think he's doing? 856 00:41:29,947 --> 00:41:31,773 -♪ She callin' ♪ -Nice shirt, loser! 857 00:41:31,815 --> 00:41:34,108 -♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ -Get off the stage! 858 00:41:34,151 --> 00:41:35,849 Play some rock and roll! 859 00:41:35,892 --> 00:41:37,208 -♪ Soolai, soolai ♪ -My mom sings better! 860 00:41:37,251 --> 00:41:38,737 ♪ Soolaimon ♪ 861 00:41:38,779 --> 00:41:40,690 ♪ Soo... ♪ 862 00:41:40,733 --> 00:41:42,983 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 863 00:41:43,026 --> 00:41:44,172 Come on. 864 00:41:44,215 --> 00:41:46,083 -Hey, come on. -All right, that's enough. 865 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:47,866 -Get rid of the guy. -Just, we're up here. 866 00:41:47,866 --> 00:41:48,801 We're just trying to entertain you. That's all. 867 00:41:48,843 --> 00:41:50,159 Neil Diamond sucks! 868 00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:54,278 What did you say? 869 00:41:55,297 --> 00:41:56,614 You heard me, nelly. 870 00:41:59,501 --> 00:42:01,412 Oh, Mike! Oh, my God! 871 00:42:01,454 --> 00:42:04,087 -Jimmy, get over there! -Oh, my God, Mike! 872 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:05,871 -Mike! -Mike! Oh, my God. 873 00:42:05,913 --> 00:42:07,484 -Come on, say it again! -Come on, nelly! 874 00:42:07,484 --> 00:42:09,225 You're the worst manager in the history of the world. 875 00:42:09,268 --> 00:42:11,518 Don't talk to me. Don't talk! 876 00:42:11,561 --> 00:42:13,981 What did you say? Say it again! 877 00:42:14,023 --> 00:42:15,085 Mike! 878 00:42:19,459 --> 00:42:22,176 Oh, Tom. Here. 879 00:42:22,176 --> 00:42:24,979 Ah, it's okay. I-I'm a bleeder. 880 00:42:25,021 --> 00:42:26,592 Oh, God. 881 00:42:26,635 --> 00:42:27,612 -It's really... -I mean, it's just a nosebleed. 882 00:42:27,654 --> 00:42:28,673 It's not bad. 883 00:42:28,716 --> 00:42:30,372 Hey, Tom, can you drive? 884 00:42:30,372 --> 00:42:32,155 Because if you can't, one of us could. 885 00:42:32,198 --> 00:42:33,769 No, I-I have to, Ricky. 886 00:42:33,811 --> 00:42:36,953 It's a liability insurance issue. 887 00:42:36,996 --> 00:42:39,374 You know, it's a requirement. 888 00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:40,902 Tom, put this in your nose. 889 00:42:40,945 --> 00:42:42,219 -This? -Yeah, to... 890 00:42:42,261 --> 00:42:45,913 Hold it in there so the blood doesn't come out. 891 00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:48,206 Yeah, let it all down the side. 892 00:42:48,843 --> 00:42:50,329 Tell Mike I'm sorry. 893 00:42:50,372 --> 00:42:52,367 You be safe. 894 00:42:52,410 --> 00:42:54,108 Okay. 895 00:43:21,922 --> 00:43:25,828 Had a whole plan for how tonight would go, and I just... 896 00:43:25,828 --> 00:43:27,229 it all went south. 897 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:31,221 Well, you made it very clear 898 00:43:31,263 --> 00:43:34,406 that you are in charge of this band and make the decisions, 899 00:43:34,448 --> 00:43:38,567 so I guess if it was a Donna Summer tribute band, 900 00:43:38,609 --> 00:43:42,516 I'd be calling the shots, but... 901 00:43:42,558 --> 00:43:44,172 now I know. 902 00:43:44,215 --> 00:43:46,465 It's your show. 903 00:43:48,801 --> 00:43:50,584 I mean, would it have killed you 904 00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:52,665 to open with "Sweet Caroline"? 905 00:43:52,707 --> 00:43:55,425 There's more to Neil Diamond than "Sweet Caroline." 906 00:43:55,467 --> 00:44:00,138 He's got hundreds of songs, and all anybody wants to hear 907 00:44:00,181 --> 00:44:02,771 is "Sweet Caroline"-- "bom, bom, bom." 908 00:44:02,813 --> 00:44:04,979 That's right. That's what they want to hear. 909 00:44:05,021 --> 00:44:07,824 After the show, I was gonna take you to this fancy hotel 910 00:44:07,824 --> 00:44:10,329 with a big suite and an all-you-can-eat buffet, 911 00:44:10,372 --> 00:44:12,750 and I was gonna propose and... 912 00:44:14,066 --> 00:44:14,958 What? 913 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,803 Yeah, I got you a ring and everything. 914 00:44:17,845 --> 00:44:19,119 But if you're not into it, 915 00:44:19,119 --> 00:44:20,987 maybe we could still hit that buffet. 916 00:44:20,987 --> 00:44:24,342 They got a guy there that does omelets and crepes and... 917 00:44:25,998 --> 00:44:27,399 Mmm! 918 00:44:27,442 --> 00:44:29,437 Oh, yes! 919 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,711 -Oh, yes! -What? 920 00:44:30,754 --> 00:44:32,622 To you, to this, to everything. 921 00:44:32,665 --> 00:44:35,212 Okay. 922 00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:36,571 Oh. 923 00:44:36,614 --> 00:44:37,718 Okay, wait, one thing. 924 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,161 Anything. 925 00:44:39,204 --> 00:44:40,648 We open with "Sweet Caroline." 926 00:44:40,690 --> 00:44:42,346 -Agree? -I do. 927 00:44:47,102 --> 00:44:48,970 ♪ Where it began ♪ 928 00:44:51,009 --> 00:44:52,919 ♪ I can't begin to know when... ♪ 929 00:44:52,919 --> 00:44:55,085 I would like to welcome you 930 00:44:55,127 --> 00:44:56,911 to this celebration of marriage. 931 00:44:56,953 --> 00:44:59,034 Marriage is the promise between two people 932 00:44:59,034 --> 00:45:00,350 who love each other... 933 00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,686 ...who trust that love, 934 00:45:02,728 --> 00:45:05,871 honor each other as individuals in that togetherness, 935 00:45:05,913 --> 00:45:08,801 and who wish to spend the rest of their lives together. 936 00:45:08,843 --> 00:45:11,900 ...keeping yourself solely unto him 937 00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:14,236 as for as long as you may live? 938 00:45:14,236 --> 00:45:16,104 I do. 939 00:45:17,293 --> 00:45:19,544 ♪ Hands... ♪ 940 00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:21,072 I do. 941 00:45:21,115 --> 00:45:22,728 ...and the power entrusted in me, 942 00:45:22,771 --> 00:45:25,319 I pronounce you husband and wife. 943 00:45:25,361 --> 00:45:27,484 Now, jump back and kiss yourself. 944 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,178 ♪ Touching me ♪ 945 00:45:31,221 --> 00:45:34,618 ♪ Touching you ♪ 946 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,822 ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 947 00:45:38,864 --> 00:45:41,115 ♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪ 948 00:45:41,157 --> 00:45:45,998 ♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪ 949 00:45:47,654 --> 00:45:50,924 ♪ I've been inclined ♪ 950 00:45:50,924 --> 00:45:54,363 -♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪ -♪ To believe ♪ 951 00:45:54,406 --> 00:45:59,246 ♪ They never would, but now I ♪ 952 00:45:59,289 --> 00:46:04,342 We need to hit two venues in under four hours. 953 00:46:04,384 --> 00:46:08,673 We got a 7:00 p.m. show at Good Time Charlie's... 954 00:46:08,716 --> 00:46:10,754 All right, here we go. 955 00:46:10,754 --> 00:46:13,217 All aboard! 956 00:46:14,066 --> 00:46:16,359 ♪ Look at the night ♪ 957 00:46:17,718 --> 00:46:21,497 ♪ And it don't seem so lonely ♪ 958 00:46:21,539 --> 00:46:26,508 ♪ We fill it up with only two ♪ 959 00:46:29,013 --> 00:46:31,518 ♪ And when I hurt ♪ 960 00:46:33,047 --> 00:46:36,699 ♪ Hurtin' runs off my shoulders ♪ 961 00:46:36,741 --> 00:46:39,926 ♪ How can I hurt when holding you? ♪ 962 00:46:39,968 --> 00:46:43,747 Are you ready to rock out to some Neil Diamond? 963 00:46:43,790 --> 00:46:47,144 ♪ Warm ♪ 964 00:46:48,376 --> 00:46:52,240 ♪ Touching warm ♪ 965 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:56,274 ♪ Reaching out ♪ 966 00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:57,972 ♪ Touching me ♪ 967 00:46:58,015 --> 00:47:02,771 ♪ Touching you ♪ 968 00:47:02,813 --> 00:47:05,828 ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 969 00:47:05,871 --> 00:47:07,824 ♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪ 970 00:47:07,866 --> 00:47:11,518 ♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪ 971 00:47:11,518 --> 00:47:14,618 ♪ So good, so good, so good ♪ 972 00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:17,336 ♪ I've been inclined ♪ 973 00:47:17,378 --> 00:47:19,544 ♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪ 974 00:47:19,544 --> 00:47:23,450 ♪ To believe they never would ♪ 975 00:47:23,493 --> 00:47:26,040 ♪ Oh, no, no ♪ 976 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:27,484 Oh, my heart throbs. 977 00:47:27,527 --> 00:47:29,607 He's such a good-looking man. 978 00:47:29,607 --> 00:47:31,773 Claire Sardina sang Patsy Cline songs. 979 00:47:31,815 --> 00:47:33,302 Mike Sardina sang rock and roll medleys. 980 00:47:33,344 --> 00:47:35,382 But together, they are Lightning & Thunder, 981 00:47:35,425 --> 00:47:37,293 a Neil Diamond tribute band 982 00:47:37,293 --> 00:47:39,926 the people of Milwaukee can't seem to get enough of. 983 00:47:39,968 --> 00:47:42,898 I just love Lightning & Thunder. 984 00:47:42,941 --> 00:47:44,130 They are my fave. 985 00:47:44,172 --> 00:47:46,083 You know, you're gonna see 986 00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:48,206 Lightning & Thunder in Las Vegas. 987 00:47:48,249 --> 00:47:51,476 Oh, "Sweet Caroline"? I-I think that's my new favorite song. 988 00:47:51,476 --> 00:47:53,344 ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 989 00:47:53,344 --> 00:47:55,043 ♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪ 990 00:47:55,085 --> 00:47:57,803 ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 991 00:47:57,845 --> 00:47:59,841 ♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪ 992 00:47:59,883 --> 00:48:03,238 ♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪ 993 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,295 ♪ So good, so good, so good ♪ 994 00:48:06,295 --> 00:48:09,395 ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 995 00:48:09,395 --> 00:48:11,433 ♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪ 996 00:48:11,476 --> 00:48:15,170 ♪ I believe they never could ♪ 997 00:48:15,212 --> 00:48:19,629 ♪ Oh, no, no. ♪ 998 00:48:25,616 --> 00:48:28,758 Here's the question: Tell me something 999 00:48:28,801 --> 00:48:30,711 that people are struck by. 1000 00:48:30,754 --> 00:48:32,919 -Lightning. -Oh! Lightning! 1001 00:48:32,919 --> 00:48:34,236 -Yeah. -Lightning. 1002 00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:35,977 Lightning! 1003 00:48:40,605 --> 00:48:42,176 Oh, no. 1004 00:48:42,856 --> 00:48:44,469 Rachel, can you please make me spaghetti? 1005 00:48:44,512 --> 00:48:47,272 Mom wants fish sticks again. I'm dying. 1006 00:48:47,272 --> 00:48:49,140 -Mike? -Yeah! 1007 00:48:49,183 --> 00:48:51,391 -Eddie on the phone for you. -My show, baby. 1008 00:48:51,391 --> 00:48:52,877 Uh, auto shop Eddie or another Eddie? 1009 00:48:52,919 --> 00:48:54,618 -No clue. -As you were. 1010 00:48:54,618 --> 00:48:56,359 -Number one: lightning. -Really? 1011 00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:57,718 -Yeah. -What? 1012 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,374 Hey. Hey. 1013 00:48:59,374 --> 00:49:00,690 Another person. 1014 00:49:00,733 --> 00:49:02,516 Uh, you mean like a commercial or... 1015 00:49:02,558 --> 00:49:04,002 I mean, we've done car shows before, but never a... 1016 00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:08,801 Like a concert for jelly? 1017 00:49:09,395 --> 00:49:12,070 Hold on. What's a Pearl Jam? 1018 00:49:12,834 --> 00:49:14,745 -What about Pearl Jam? -That's what I'm asking. 1019 00:49:14,788 --> 00:49:16,784 This guy says he's with Pearl Jam. 1020 00:49:18,312 --> 00:49:19,374 Give me the phone. 1021 00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:20,775 Who the hell is this? 1022 00:49:20,818 --> 00:49:22,431 What's Pearl Jam? 1023 00:49:22,431 --> 00:49:23,790 It's a band, Mike. 1024 00:49:23,790 --> 00:49:24,851 You don't know who Pearl Jam is? 1025 00:49:24,894 --> 00:49:26,168 Oh, Pearl Jam's a "who"? 1026 00:49:26,210 --> 00:49:28,206 C-Could you hold, please? 1027 00:49:29,395 --> 00:49:31,476 Yeah, so... 1028 00:49:31,476 --> 00:49:34,533 um... I think I'm gonna throw up right now. 1029 00:49:35,170 --> 00:49:36,784 This is Eddie Vedder. 1030 00:49:36,784 --> 00:49:38,737 Eddie Vedder's on the phone right now. 1031 00:49:38,779 --> 00:49:41,327 Say something and not stupid. 1032 00:49:44,427 --> 00:49:46,508 Yeah, Lightning speaking. 1033 00:49:47,739 --> 00:49:49,395 Uh, all right, let me check. 1034 00:49:49,437 --> 00:49:50,796 Are we doing anything on Friday? 1035 00:49:50,796 --> 00:49:52,410 No! 1036 00:49:52,452 --> 00:49:54,745 Um... no, it sounds great. 1037 00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:58,609 Okay. See ya. 1038 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,115 Wow. 1039 00:50:01,157 --> 00:50:03,578 I guess we're opening for Pearl Jam. 1040 00:50:03,578 --> 00:50:04,979 Oh, my God! 1041 00:50:05,021 --> 00:50:07,229 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God, I'm gonna meet Eddie Vedder! 1042 00:50:08,716 --> 00:50:10,074 How did this happen? 1043 00:50:12,325 --> 00:50:14,958 ♪ Oh, I ♪ 1044 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,609 ♪ Oh, oh, I'm still alive ♪ 1045 00:50:18,652 --> 00:50:21,922 ♪ Yeah, yeah, I ♪ 1046 00:50:21,964 --> 00:50:25,573 ♪ Oh, oh, I'm still alive ♪ 1047 00:50:25,616 --> 00:50:28,036 ♪ Yeah, yeah, I... ♪ 1048 00:50:28,079 --> 00:50:29,862 Hey, uh, we're Lightning & Thunder. 1049 00:50:29,862 --> 00:50:31,518 Yeah, we're opening for Pearl Jam. 1050 00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:33,556 Uh, okay. I'll check. 1051 00:50:53,939 --> 00:50:57,081 ♪ Mm... ♪ 1052 00:51:01,794 --> 00:51:05,021 Whoa, I always wanted one of those Everly Brother Gibsons 1053 00:51:05,064 --> 00:51:06,423 with the wraparound pick guard. 1054 00:51:06,423 --> 00:51:07,951 -Yeah. -It's a beaut. 1055 00:51:07,994 --> 00:51:09,947 Yeah, uh, Neil plays one of these, right? 1056 00:51:09,989 --> 00:51:12,070 Mostly uses the Ovation acoustics, but, uh... 1057 00:51:12,113 --> 00:51:14,575 -Yeah. -You, uh... you on the tour? 1058 00:51:14,618 --> 00:51:18,057 Uh, me and my wife here, we're, uh... 1059 00:51:18,822 --> 00:51:20,265 You're the Pearl Jam guy. 1060 00:51:20,308 --> 00:51:22,643 We-we talked on the phone. I'm-I'm Eddie. 1061 00:51:22,643 --> 00:51:24,809 Eddie. That's right. Hey. 1062 00:51:24,851 --> 00:51:26,338 Thanks for this. 1063 00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:29,395 Um, Eddie, I'm, uh... 1064 00:51:29,437 --> 00:51:30,626 just a little worried 1065 00:51:30,626 --> 00:51:32,367 your crowd may not dig my kind of show. 1066 00:51:32,410 --> 00:51:34,066 I-I don't get a lot of mosh pits, you know? 1067 00:51:34,066 --> 00:51:37,081 There are no rules, man. 1068 00:51:37,123 --> 00:51:40,053 Tony Bennett's opening for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. 1069 00:51:40,096 --> 00:51:41,582 Tony Bennett? 1070 00:51:41,582 --> 00:51:43,068 Besides, who doesn't like Neil Diamond, right? 1071 00:51:43,111 --> 00:51:45,998 Are you, uh... are you playing "Holly Holy" tonight? 1072 00:51:45,998 --> 00:51:49,183 Uh, no, not for this crowd, but, uh... 1073 00:51:50,457 --> 00:51:51,815 Hey. 1074 00:51:51,858 --> 00:51:53,429 You mind if I ask you a favor, 1075 00:51:53,471 --> 00:51:55,382 you know, one musician to another? 1076 00:51:56,062 --> 00:51:59,331 This is exciting. 1077 00:51:59,331 --> 00:52:00,605 It's happening. 1078 00:52:00,648 --> 00:52:01,582 -It's happening. -Okay, okay. All good. 1079 00:52:01,624 --> 00:52:02,686 They're ready. 1080 00:52:04,597 --> 00:52:06,338 Come on! 1081 00:52:06,338 --> 00:52:07,654 Holy shit. 1082 00:52:12,198 --> 00:52:14,618 If you've ever had a shot, pal, this is it. 1083 00:52:16,572 --> 00:52:18,431 Eddie, I love you! 1084 00:52:18,473 --> 00:52:20,167 Please welcome to the stage 1085 00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:23,390 Milwaukee's own Lightning & Thunder. 1086 00:52:29,671 --> 00:52:31,241 Hello, Milwaukee! 1087 00:52:31,283 --> 00:52:33,307 -That's great. The costumes look great. -Yeah, yeah. 1088 00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:41,820 Come on, kids! 1089 00:52:44,010 --> 00:52:45,828 Yeah. 1090 00:52:52,068 --> 00:52:53,927 Very big for them. 1091 00:52:53,968 --> 00:52:55,745 You know the words. Come on. 1092 00:52:55,745 --> 00:52:58,059 ♪ Money talks ♪ 1093 00:52:58,762 --> 00:53:02,894 ♪ It don't sing and dance and it don't walk ♪ 1094 00:53:03,762 --> 00:53:07,977 ♪ Long as I can have you here with me ♪ 1095 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:12,688 ♪ I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans ♪ 1096 00:53:16,159 --> 00:53:19,051 ♪ Honey's sweet ♪ 1097 00:53:19,092 --> 00:53:23,638 ♪ It ain't nothin' next to baby's treat ♪ 1098 00:53:23,638 --> 00:53:28,142 ♪ And if you pardon me, I'd like to say ♪ 1099 00:53:28,183 --> 00:53:30,497 ♪ We'd do okay ♪ 1100 00:53:30,539 --> 00:53:32,192 ♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪ 1101 00:53:32,233 --> 00:53:34,588 Give it up for Eddie Vedder! 1102 00:53:36,117 --> 00:53:37,729 ♪ Maybe tonight ♪ 1103 00:53:40,580 --> 00:53:43,473 ♪ Maybe tonight by the fire ♪ 1104 00:53:43,514 --> 00:53:45,869 ♪ All alone, you and I ♪ 1105 00:53:49,051 --> 00:53:53,266 ♪ Nothing around but the sound of my heart ♪ 1106 00:53:53,307 --> 00:53:55,952 ♪ And your sighs ♪ 1107 00:53:55,993 --> 00:53:58,845 Come on, Milwaukee! 1108 00:53:58,886 --> 00:54:01,200 ♪ Money talks ♪ 1109 00:54:02,109 --> 00:54:06,324 ♪ But it don't sing and dance and it don't walk ♪ 1110 00:54:07,150 --> 00:54:11,530 ♪ As long as I can have you here with me ♪ 1111 00:54:11,572 --> 00:54:13,721 ♪ I'd much rather be ♪ 1112 00:54:13,762 --> 00:54:16,654 ♪ Forever in blue jeans, babe ♪ 1113 00:54:18,803 --> 00:54:21,448 ♪ And honey's sweet ♪ 1114 00:54:22,316 --> 00:54:26,530 ♪ It ain't nothin' next to baby's treat ♪ 1115 00:54:27,646 --> 00:54:31,572 ♪ If you pardon me, I'd like to say ♪ 1116 00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:33,597 ♪ We'd do okay ♪ 1117 00:54:33,597 --> 00:54:35,952 -♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪ -I love you, Eddie! 1118 00:54:35,993 --> 00:54:37,522 Eddie Vedder! 1119 00:54:37,564 --> 00:54:39,919 Lightning & Thunder, baby! 1120 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,365 -It was like... -Oh, my God. 1121 00:54:41,407 --> 00:54:44,134 -...he wanted to keep going. -He was so cute, too. 1122 00:54:44,175 --> 00:54:46,448 But that audience, they were just, like... 1123 00:54:46,489 --> 00:54:48,183 they were just, like... 1124 00:54:48,225 --> 00:54:50,993 You look so good. 1125 00:54:51,035 --> 00:54:52,233 Oh! 1126 00:55:02,522 --> 00:55:04,960 ♪ Money talks ♪ 1127 00:55:05,869 --> 00:55:09,795 ♪ But it don't sing and dance and it don't walk ♪ 1128 00:55:10,621 --> 00:55:14,258 ♪ As long as I can have you here with me ♪ 1129 00:55:14,258 --> 00:55:16,861 ♪ I'd much rather be ♪ 1130 00:55:16,902 --> 00:55:20,580 ♪ Forever in blue jeans, babe. ♪ 1131 00:55:25,952 --> 00:55:30,621 Zoo... ming in. 1132 00:55:30,663 --> 00:55:34,010 Zoo... ming out. 1133 00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:44,712 Hasn't hit our house yet. 1134 00:55:46,241 --> 00:55:49,506 And Rachel's fixing her boyfriend's car. 1135 00:55:49,547 --> 00:55:51,489 -We were just changing the oil. -She's not fixing it. 1136 00:55:51,489 --> 00:55:53,555 I know how to do it. She just wanted to show me. 1137 00:55:59,878 --> 00:56:02,522 Everybody on the block has flowers and bushes, 1138 00:56:02,564 --> 00:56:04,506 and then you look at this, and we have nothing, 1139 00:56:04,547 --> 00:56:08,266 so I want flowers and color and beauty. 1140 00:56:08,307 --> 00:56:10,332 Look at that. 1141 00:56:10,373 --> 00:56:12,935 Four shows a week at the Shawano Casino, 1142 00:56:12,977 --> 00:56:14,795 two shows on Saturday. 1143 00:56:14,836 --> 00:56:16,696 Two shows on Saturday! 1144 00:56:16,737 --> 00:56:19,216 "As seen with Pearl Jam." 1145 00:56:19,216 --> 00:56:21,365 We're in the big time. 1146 00:56:21,944 --> 00:56:24,175 Hey, Papa, how you doing? 1147 00:56:24,216 --> 00:56:26,200 How am I doing? I'm huge! 1148 00:56:28,307 --> 00:56:30,869 All right. Which way are you facing? 1149 00:56:30,869 --> 00:56:33,307 Over here? Where do you want me? 1150 00:56:33,349 --> 00:56:35,663 In the corner? Over here? 1151 00:56:35,704 --> 00:56:37,316 That-that... I think that's good. 1152 00:56:37,316 --> 00:56:38,266 All right. 1153 00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:39,754 Are you gonna put on some pants? 1154 00:56:39,795 --> 00:56:42,026 Nah. Shoot me from the waist up. 1155 00:56:44,630 --> 00:56:46,778 All right. Tell me when you're ready. 1156 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,225 I'm ready when you are. 1157 00:56:48,266 --> 00:56:50,167 All right, this is a prerecorded message 1158 00:56:50,208 --> 00:56:54,010 to be played on July 28th. 1159 00:56:54,051 --> 00:56:57,357 Hello. My name is Mike, and I'm an alcoholic. 1160 00:56:57,398 --> 00:56:59,258 That's the part where you all say, "Hello, Mike." 1161 00:56:59,258 --> 00:57:01,241 -Hello, Mike. -Hello. 1162 00:57:01,241 --> 00:57:02,398 Very good. 1163 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:06,076 Uh, today is, uh, my 21st... 1164 00:57:06,076 --> 00:57:08,183 sober birthday, 1165 00:57:08,225 --> 00:57:11,241 and, uh, I won't be able to be there with you today 1166 00:57:11,241 --> 00:57:13,886 because I'll be playing my new gig at the Shawano Casino, 1167 00:57:13,886 --> 00:57:16,820 but, uh, I thought maybe, even though I can't be there, 1168 00:57:16,861 --> 00:57:19,340 I would sing you my song just to... 1169 00:57:19,382 --> 00:57:24,175 well, just to let you all know how important you all are to me. 1170 00:57:24,795 --> 00:57:27,192 ♪ This is not a sad song ♪ 1171 00:57:27,233 --> 00:57:31,283 ♪ A sad song to sing when you're alone ♪ 1172 00:57:31,324 --> 00:57:33,431 Oh, no. 1173 00:57:33,473 --> 00:57:36,324 ♪ In a way, it's a glad song ♪ 1174 00:57:36,324 --> 00:57:38,968 ♪ Yeah, a glad song ♪ 1175 00:57:38,968 --> 00:57:42,770 ♪ A simple song that simply seems to make you feel good ♪ 1176 00:57:42,811 --> 00:57:45,787 ♪ When you sing along ♪ 1177 00:57:49,588 --> 00:57:51,944 ♪ Song sung blue ♪ 1178 00:57:51,944 --> 00:57:53,968 ♪ Everybody... ♪ 1179 00:58:09,092 --> 00:58:10,787 Mom! 1180 00:58:10,828 --> 00:58:11,985 -Dana! -Excuse me. 1181 00:58:12,026 --> 00:58:13,514 -Uh, where is Claire Sardina? -Rachel! 1182 00:58:13,555 --> 00:58:14,836 -That's her daughter. -What's going on? 1183 00:58:14,836 --> 00:58:16,861 -What happened? -A car rode on top... 1184 00:58:16,902 --> 00:58:18,638 What? 1185 00:58:18,679 --> 00:58:22,026 She was... she was gardening, and a car rode on top of her. 1186 00:58:22,068 --> 00:58:23,473 Need to increase the pressure. 1187 00:58:23,514 --> 00:58:25,332 Mom! 1188 00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:27,522 -What's going... -It's okay. It's okay. 1189 00:58:27,564 --> 00:58:28,473 What's going on? 1190 00:58:28,473 --> 00:58:30,002 Come here. Johnny, Johnny. 1191 00:58:30,043 --> 00:58:31,613 Take Dana to the waiting room. Take him. 1192 00:58:31,613 --> 00:58:33,390 -Take him. Okay. -Come on. 1193 00:58:33,431 --> 00:58:34,795 -Gonna be all right. -Is she gonna die? 1194 00:58:34,836 --> 00:58:36,448 -She's gonna make it. -Is she... You have to tell me. 1195 00:58:36,448 --> 00:58:37,729 -But we got to talk. -Is she gonna die? 1196 00:58:37,770 --> 00:58:38,845 -We got to talk. Come here. -What's going on? 1197 00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:40,249 Okay, listen to me. 1198 00:58:40,249 --> 00:58:41,241 Who's that guy on the show you like? 1199 00:58:41,283 --> 00:58:42,274 Uh, the guy with the eyebrows. 1200 00:58:42,274 --> 00:58:43,555 -Uh... -What are you... 1201 00:58:43,597 --> 00:58:45,415 -George, George. -What are you talking about? 1202 00:58:45,456 --> 00:58:47,192 -Uh, the guy from ER. -What does this h-have to do... 1203 00:58:47,233 --> 00:58:48,431 Uh, Clooney, Clooney. Listen to me. Listen to me. 1204 00:58:48,473 --> 00:58:50,126 Okay, something's about to go down, 1205 00:58:50,167 --> 00:58:51,489 and you and I are gonna take care of it... 1206 00:58:51,530 --> 00:58:53,225 -No, I need to... -...while they work on your ma. 1207 00:58:53,225 --> 00:58:55,126 Now, listen to me. I got a jacked-up heart... 1208 00:58:55,167 --> 00:58:56,820 I got a jacked-up heart, 1209 00:58:56,861 --> 00:58:58,266 I've had it for a long time, 1210 00:58:58,307 --> 00:58:59,754 and I think I'm having a heart attack. 1211 00:58:59,795 --> 00:59:02,068 What? You-you need to get a doctor. 1212 00:59:02,109 --> 00:59:03,721 No, no, no, no, no. We're gonna do my plan. 1213 00:59:03,762 --> 00:59:05,497 It's gonna be okay. Now, you listen. 1214 00:59:05,497 --> 00:59:08,018 Listen to me, Rachel, okay? 1215 00:59:08,059 --> 00:59:09,258 So... 1216 00:59:09,299 --> 00:59:11,324 I am gonna pass out, and when I do, 1217 00:59:11,365 --> 00:59:13,638 you're gonna jolt me back just like George does. 1218 00:59:13,679 --> 00:59:15,249 -No. -Now, remember how I showed you 1219 00:59:15,291 --> 00:59:16,241 how to jump a car? 1220 00:59:16,283 --> 00:59:18,142 This is just like that. I've done it before. 1221 00:59:18,183 --> 00:59:19,051 You can do this. 1222 00:59:19,092 --> 00:59:20,911 You see that? You're gonna hold that, 1223 00:59:20,952 --> 00:59:22,316 and you're gonna put that one up here. 1224 00:59:22,357 --> 00:59:25,084 In your right hand, you're gonna put that down here. 1225 00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:27,109 All right? You can do this, Rachel. 1226 00:59:27,109 --> 00:59:28,886 -I can't do this, Mike. -Now, after you hear the... 1227 00:59:28,927 --> 00:59:30,787 -I can't do this. No... -After you hear the... 1228 00:59:32,398 --> 00:59:34,258 After I... after I hear the what? 1229 00:59:36,944 --> 00:59:38,390 Mike! 1230 00:59:40,373 --> 00:59:42,729 Lightning! Lightning! 1231 00:59:44,051 --> 00:59:45,415 Papa! 1232 01:00:15,126 --> 01:00:17,811 Claire! 1233 01:00:17,853 --> 01:00:19,712 -Baby, baby, hey. -Oh, I think I'm okay. 1234 01:00:19,754 --> 01:00:21,778 Oh, God. Claire, what happened? 1235 01:00:21,820 --> 01:00:24,010 I just... I... 1236 01:00:24,051 --> 01:00:26,572 I just... I just forgot. 1237 01:00:27,729 --> 01:00:28,886 Oh. 1238 01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:32,357 God. 1239 01:00:32,398 --> 01:00:34,506 Come on, baby. 1240 01:00:35,704 --> 01:00:37,068 Hold tight. 1241 01:00:47,233 --> 01:00:49,674 It's only been three weeks since your accident. 1242 01:00:49,757 --> 01:00:51,702 It's gonna take time to adjust. 1243 01:00:51,702 --> 01:00:54,101 Those motor skills can take control. 1244 01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:55,798 -I know. -Especially in the middle of the night 1245 01:00:55,798 --> 01:00:57,288 -when you're not completely awake. -I know. 1246 01:00:57,370 --> 01:00:59,315 I just don't want to dwell on it and get stuck. 1247 01:00:59,315 --> 01:01:00,639 If I have to make adjustments, 1248 01:01:00,639 --> 01:01:02,419 I just want to make them and move on. 1249 01:01:02,419 --> 01:01:03,660 And that day will come, 1250 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,191 but you need to allow yourself some time. 1251 01:01:05,191 --> 01:01:06,598 Please understand, Mr. Sardina, 1252 01:01:06,681 --> 01:01:09,287 this isn't something that needs to be paid in full today. 1253 01:01:09,287 --> 01:01:12,639 The old guy that lost control and hit my wife with the car, 1254 01:01:12,639 --> 01:01:15,081 his family isn't able to provide the settlement money 1255 01:01:15,081 --> 01:01:16,984 for another six months. 1256 01:01:16,984 --> 01:01:18,598 What am I supposed to do in the meantime? 1257 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:20,998 There's dismemberment insurance that your wife can qualify for. 1258 01:01:20,998 --> 01:01:23,191 That should cover a sizable portion of the cost. 1259 01:01:23,273 --> 01:01:25,053 That's a different department, 1260 01:01:25,053 --> 01:01:27,122 but I'd be happy to put you in touch with them. 1261 01:01:27,122 --> 01:01:28,653 -Mm-hmm. -And we still need to bill 1262 01:01:28,653 --> 01:01:30,225 your insurance company. 1263 01:01:30,308 --> 01:01:32,004 Insurance? 1264 01:01:32,004 --> 01:01:33,825 Miss, do you know any musicians? 1265 01:01:33,825 --> 01:01:36,184 We're broke as a joke. 1266 01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:41,894 Me and Mike, we started singing. 1267 01:01:42,473 --> 01:01:44,294 We were really cooking. 1268 01:01:44,294 --> 01:01:47,935 And I could see it, like-like a way to pay my bills 1269 01:01:48,018 --> 01:01:50,418 and-and be able to say I... 1270 01:01:50,418 --> 01:01:52,694 "Look at me. I made it." 1271 01:01:54,101 --> 01:01:56,376 Take one every three to four hours 1272 01:01:56,376 --> 01:01:58,735 for the phantom pains. 1273 01:02:01,425 --> 01:02:03,576 I was so close. 1274 01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:08,128 Yeah, thanks, Doc. Thanks. 1275 01:02:49,672 --> 01:02:51,617 Mom? 1276 01:02:52,941 --> 01:02:54,721 -It's Wednesday. -Mm. 1277 01:02:54,721 --> 01:02:57,658 Your prosthetic therapy is in half an hour. 1278 01:02:59,893 --> 01:03:01,755 -Okay? -Yeah, hon, no. 1279 01:03:01,755 --> 01:03:04,610 I-I don't think I can do that. 1280 01:03:04,610 --> 01:03:06,762 Okay, fine. If-if you're gonna cancel again, 1281 01:03:06,762 --> 01:03:07,879 how about you make the call? 1282 01:03:07,879 --> 01:03:09,369 'Cause they don't buy my lies, 1283 01:03:09,451 --> 01:03:10,817 -and I'm sick of doing it. -You know what? 1284 01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:12,803 -Can you just give me a minute? -Mom, we got to go. 1285 01:03:12,803 --> 01:03:14,582 We got to drive there 1286 01:03:14,582 --> 01:03:16,320 -and-and get you in the car. -Rachel. 1287 01:03:16,403 --> 01:03:18,265 -And it's gonna take a second. -Rach. 1288 01:03:18,265 --> 01:03:20,872 Rach, please, just give me a minute. 1289 01:03:20,955 --> 01:03:23,768 All right, fine. Just hurry up. 1290 01:03:30,555 --> 01:03:32,499 Give me a minute. 1291 01:03:34,858 --> 01:03:38,210 I said give me a minute! 1292 01:03:46,734 --> 01:03:48,099 Rachel. 1293 01:03:48,099 --> 01:03:50,334 Goddamn it, I... 1294 01:03:54,637 --> 01:03:56,458 Dinner's ready. 1295 01:04:41,891 --> 01:04:43,298 It's geometry, and I told him... 1296 01:04:43,381 --> 01:04:44,747 Oh, I'm good at geometry. 1297 01:04:44,747 --> 01:04:46,153 I hate it. There's no point. 1298 01:04:46,153 --> 01:04:48,429 I don't understand when I'm gonna use any of it. 1299 01:04:48,429 --> 01:04:50,250 And I told that to him. I was like, "I don't..." 1300 01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:51,615 Oh, you don't use it ever. 1301 01:04:51,698 --> 01:04:53,022 The thing about it is... 1302 01:04:53,022 --> 01:04:54,719 Why do I want to learn that if I'm not gonna use it? 1303 01:04:54,719 --> 01:04:56,622 -It's, like, problem solving. -Hey. 1304 01:04:58,236 --> 01:05:00,139 What happened to therapy? 1305 01:05:02,002 --> 01:05:04,029 Are you serious? 1306 01:05:04,029 --> 01:05:06,512 I mean, that was... that was four hours ago, and you... 1307 01:05:06,595 --> 01:05:07,795 You know what, I'm-I'm not... 1308 01:05:07,877 --> 01:05:10,029 -I'm done. -Oh, honey, grab a seat. 1309 01:05:10,029 --> 01:05:12,553 Come here. Come on. 1310 01:05:17,188 --> 01:05:18,843 Come on, babe. 1311 01:05:20,622 --> 01:05:22,525 We, uh, got screwed on the mashed potatoes. 1312 01:05:22,525 --> 01:05:25,132 We got gravy, just no potatoes. 1313 01:05:25,215 --> 01:05:26,705 Anyway... 1314 01:05:27,822 --> 01:05:30,139 So, uh, I don't know, maybe we take 1315 01:05:30,222 --> 01:05:32,746 a little road trip down to Six Flags. 1316 01:05:32,746 --> 01:05:35,767 Get some, uh... get some sunshine, you know? 1317 01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:37,132 A little adventure? 1318 01:05:37,132 --> 01:05:38,539 I'm gonna have a little extra money, 1319 01:05:38,622 --> 01:05:40,815 seeing as I, uh, may have got a job. 1320 01:05:42,553 --> 01:05:43,380 Yeah. 1321 01:05:43,463 --> 01:05:44,663 You guys remember Cliff? 1322 01:05:44,663 --> 01:05:46,980 You know, Sex Machine? Does James Brown? 1323 01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:49,587 He says he might have some work for me down at this Thai joint. 1324 01:05:49,587 --> 01:05:52,359 Uh, they just need a host for karaoke, 1325 01:05:52,442 --> 01:05:56,208 but, uh, he thought I could fill in for him. 1326 01:05:59,311 --> 01:06:02,166 So, you're gonna play Neil Diamond songs? 1327 01:06:03,863 --> 01:06:05,683 Uh, no. 1328 01:06:05,683 --> 01:06:08,290 I mean, maybe a few, but it's more of a hosting thing. 1329 01:06:08,290 --> 01:06:10,318 Getting other people singing, you know? 1330 01:06:10,318 --> 01:06:12,387 -Yeah. -Karaoke. 1331 01:06:13,214 --> 01:06:15,159 You know, it's only temporary. It's, uh... 1332 01:06:15,159 --> 01:06:16,814 you know, until your mother and me can, uh... 1333 01:06:16,897 --> 01:06:18,511 Get back on our feet? 1334 01:06:27,159 --> 01:06:29,393 How are things going at home? 1335 01:06:30,842 --> 01:06:32,414 Not. 1336 01:06:32,414 --> 01:06:33,697 Hmm. 1337 01:06:33,697 --> 01:06:35,683 I know the band has other gigs, but, uh, 1338 01:06:35,683 --> 01:06:38,704 maybe you and Claire can still use that karaoke machine. 1339 01:06:41,228 --> 01:06:43,297 It's not about the instrumentation. 1340 01:06:43,379 --> 01:06:46,235 It's just, she won't get up out of bed. 1341 01:06:46,317 --> 01:06:50,290 It's these drugs she's on, and... 1342 01:06:50,290 --> 01:06:52,524 her mind, it... 1343 01:06:52,524 --> 01:06:54,469 Now, what does a duo do 1344 01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:57,986 if one doesn't want to do what the other's doing? 1345 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:08,041 I believe in you, Mike. 1346 01:07:09,117 --> 01:07:11,227 I always have. 1347 01:07:11,310 --> 01:07:13,048 Now, open up here. 1348 01:07:13,048 --> 01:07:14,827 Do you sing anything current? 1349 01:07:14,827 --> 01:07:17,517 Anything contemporary pop or just dad rock stuff? 1350 01:07:17,517 --> 01:07:19,172 Dad rock? Like... 1351 01:07:19,172 --> 01:07:22,441 She means like, you know, Skynyrd, Creedence, Steely Dan. 1352 01:07:22,441 --> 01:07:23,889 -That type of thing. -Oh, yeah. 1353 01:07:23,972 --> 01:07:25,462 I rock with those guys. Yeah, I mean... 1354 01:07:25,462 --> 01:07:27,075 Sorry, are you saying you don't want me 1355 01:07:27,158 --> 01:07:29,144 -to sing those songs or... -I'm not saying not to. 1356 01:07:29,144 --> 01:07:31,255 I just want to hear Aaliyah and Alanis every once in a while. 1357 01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:33,696 Yeah, Monica, Mariah. 1358 01:07:33,696 --> 01:07:35,765 See, the thing is, uh, 1359 01:07:35,765 --> 01:07:38,124 I got more of a specified act, like Sex Machine here. 1360 01:07:38,206 --> 01:07:41,227 I mean, past year, I'm known for singing Neil Diamond music. 1361 01:07:41,310 --> 01:07:43,751 But he can sing any music. 1362 01:07:43,751 --> 01:07:47,020 Luther Vandross, Usher, Jodeci. 1363 01:07:49,337 --> 01:07:50,703 ...Neil Diamond? 1364 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,565 Ah. "Soolaimon"? 1365 01:07:59,227 --> 01:08:01,089 "Soolaimon"? You know "Soolaimon"? 1366 01:08:01,171 --> 01:08:02,496 Nobody knows "Soolaimon." 1367 01:08:02,731 --> 01:08:03,778 They only know "Sweet Caroline." 1368 01:08:04,515 --> 01:08:07,239 "America," "Cracklin' Rosie." 1369 01:08:07,439 --> 01:08:09,238 You sing "Play Me"? 1370 01:08:09,679 --> 01:08:10,535 Anytime. 1371 01:08:10,813 --> 01:08:13,502 Ah. Ah. 1372 01:08:14,744 --> 01:08:16,399 Ah. 1373 01:08:17,682 --> 01:08:20,038 ...Neil Diamond. 1374 01:08:20,606 --> 01:08:22,357 You do know who Jodeci is, right? 1375 01:08:32,481 --> 01:08:33,001 Hmm. 1376 01:08:37,192 --> 01:08:39,450 You can do your Neil Diamond thing on Wednesday nights, 1377 01:08:39,580 --> 01:08:42,269 host karaoke Friday, Saturday and Sunday. 1378 01:08:42,429 --> 01:08:42,963 Yeah. 1379 01:08:43,860 --> 01:08:44,394 Boom. 1380 01:08:45,104 --> 01:08:47,263 Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown. 1381 01:08:47,377 --> 01:08:48,500 Head of family. 1382 01:08:48,646 --> 01:08:49,889 Yeah, yeah. 1383 01:08:50,965 --> 01:08:52,228 All right. 1384 01:08:52,878 --> 01:08:55,456 Name something that people shake before they use it. 1385 01:08:56,263 --> 01:08:56,951 Yes, sir? 1386 01:09:15,842 --> 01:09:17,668 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1387 01:09:26,723 --> 01:09:27,431 Claire? 1388 01:09:36,559 --> 01:09:39,348 Claire? Claire? 1389 01:09:40,573 --> 01:09:41,651 Tell me something that men do 1390 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,560 better than women. 1391 01:09:46,362 --> 01:09:47,296 As you were. 1392 01:09:48,116 --> 01:09:49,724 Oh, hey, Sister Anne. 1393 01:09:49,814 --> 01:09:52,073 Uh, no, this is Lightning, her husband. 1394 01:09:52,151 --> 01:09:53,092 I mean Mike. 1395 01:09:54,993 --> 01:09:56,005 Uh... 1396 01:09:57,178 --> 01:09:59,667 Okay, yeah. No, sure. Tomorrow? 1397 01:09:59,772 --> 01:10:00,805 We... No, we can be there. 1398 01:10:01,290 --> 01:10:03,042 Uh, all right. 1399 01:10:03,181 --> 01:10:04,051 You have a good day, too. 1400 01:10:05,961 --> 01:10:06,705 Uh... 1401 01:10:07,549 --> 01:10:09,141 Why didn't you pick up the phone? 1402 01:10:10,705 --> 01:10:13,511 Uh, that was Sister Anne. 1403 01:10:13,654 --> 01:10:16,227 She, uh... she wants us to come in 1404 01:10:16,345 --> 01:10:18,771 for some kind of parent-teacher thing tomorrow for Dana. 1405 01:10:21,006 --> 01:10:22,658 All right, I got to get ready to go out. 1406 01:10:24,871 --> 01:10:26,849 Where are you going? 1407 01:10:26,968 --> 01:10:29,346 Uh, I got my night gig at the Thai joint. 1408 01:10:30,271 --> 01:10:32,287 Been doing it for weeks now, you space cadet. 1409 01:10:33,599 --> 01:10:34,877 Yeah. 1410 01:10:35,923 --> 01:10:37,566 I, uh... 1411 01:10:38,739 --> 01:10:41,774 I see the way you look at those girls in the crowd, you know? 1412 01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:45,164 How they look back at you. I'm not a fool. 1413 01:10:45,289 --> 01:10:47,766 Oh, yeah? You think I got a little piece on the side 1414 01:10:47,863 --> 01:10:49,843 'cause I'm so young and wealthy? Huh? 1415 01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:53,701 I used to think it was so cute the way you'd take the scarf 1416 01:10:53,815 --> 01:10:56,071 and put it around all those hussies and kiss 'em. 1417 01:10:57,021 --> 01:10:58,739 The scarf was a bit. You know that. 1418 01:10:58,839 --> 01:11:00,879 Yeah, for Elvis, not for Neil Diamond. 1419 01:11:00,994 --> 01:11:02,412 You just wanted to kiss them, Mike. 1420 01:11:04,388 --> 01:11:06,947 You know, I really wish 1421 01:11:07,046 --> 01:11:08,805 these medications would make up their mind. 1422 01:11:08,916 --> 01:11:11,169 Are you gonna be, like, loopy and not give a shit, 1423 01:11:11,271 --> 01:11:12,906 or are you gonna be angry and paranoid? 1424 01:11:13,029 --> 01:11:14,437 You know what? My mom was right about you. 1425 01:11:14,551 --> 01:11:16,110 You're just a selfish son of a bitch. 1426 01:11:16,195 --> 01:11:18,560 So why don't you go find yourself a new girlfriend 1427 01:11:18,667 --> 01:11:20,317 and give her a new nickname! 1428 01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,984 You think you're the only one that's hurting? 1429 01:11:22,113 --> 01:11:25,216 -Every day, I think about the big adios. -Oh. 1430 01:11:25,318 --> 01:11:26,164 Every day! 1431 01:11:26,272 --> 01:11:28,388 But I'm here trying! I'm here! 1432 01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:31,139 You want to throw shit at me? 1433 01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:33,372 You ought to throw something else! 1434 01:11:34,013 --> 01:11:35,245 Goddamn it! 1435 01:11:52,749 --> 01:11:54,627 ♪ Did you ever read about a frog ♪ 1436 01:11:54,777 --> 01:11:56,305 ♪ Who dreamed of being a king ♪ 1437 01:11:59,025 --> 01:12:00,561 ♪ And then became one? ♪ 1438 01:12:03,302 --> 01:12:05,878 ♪ Well, except for the names and a few other changes ♪ 1439 01:12:06,390 --> 01:12:07,510 ♪ If you talk about me ♪ 1440 01:12:09,344 --> 01:12:11,273 ♪ The story is the same one ♪ 1441 01:12:14,289 --> 01:12:17,031 ♪ But I got an emptiness deep inside... ♪ 1442 01:12:18,421 --> 01:12:19,791 Oh, sorry. We're closed. 1443 01:12:19,905 --> 01:12:22,281 Oh. That's my-my dad. 1444 01:12:22,726 --> 01:12:23,911 Ah, Lightning? 1445 01:12:24,052 --> 01:12:26,228 It's my mother's birthday. 1446 01:12:26,764 --> 01:12:28,129 She died of lung cancer. 1447 01:12:28,283 --> 01:12:29,708 Sad songs all night. 1448 01:12:30,592 --> 01:12:31,429 Right. 1449 01:12:34,662 --> 01:12:37,091 ♪ "I am," I said ♪ 1450 01:12:39,974 --> 01:12:42,553 ♪ To no one there ♪ 1451 01:12:45,322 --> 01:12:48,798 ♪ And no one heard at all ♪ 1452 01:12:48,934 --> 01:12:51,840 ♪ Not even the chair ♪ 1453 01:12:54,365 --> 01:12:57,437 ♪ "I am," I cried ♪ 1454 01:13:00,388 --> 01:13:03,096 ♪ "I am," said I. ♪ 1455 01:13:18,872 --> 01:13:19,844 You know, I... 1456 01:13:19,978 --> 01:13:22,187 I talk to Rachel a lot. 1457 01:13:22,344 --> 01:13:23,162 Hmm. 1458 01:13:24,970 --> 01:13:28,846 Rachel says that you and Claire have been fighting a lot more. 1459 01:13:30,894 --> 01:13:31,721 So... 1460 01:13:32,668 --> 01:13:34,780 -Are you drinking or... -No. 1461 01:13:36,052 --> 01:13:38,645 I'm wondering if, uh, the ride would be a little less bumpy 1462 01:13:38,780 --> 01:13:40,674 if I fell off the wagon. 1463 01:13:42,780 --> 01:13:45,718 -When was your last meeting? -Angie, what are you doing? 1464 01:13:45,816 --> 01:13:47,732 You're my daughter. You're not my sponsor. 1465 01:14:03,374 --> 01:14:06,245 Look, everybody tells me to move on. 1466 01:14:06,383 --> 01:14:07,538 I'm the guy that looks like Neil. 1467 01:14:07,698 --> 01:14:08,741 "Why do you need Claire?" 1468 01:14:08,849 --> 01:14:11,341 But they-they just don't get it. 1469 01:14:12,151 --> 01:14:13,001 I... 1470 01:14:18,453 --> 01:14:22,321 I love her, and I'm... I'm losing her. 1471 01:14:25,998 --> 01:14:27,456 Listen, just... 1472 01:14:28,642 --> 01:14:29,976 Dad... 1473 01:14:31,650 --> 01:14:33,374 would you just please go to a meeting? 1474 01:14:35,293 --> 01:14:36,215 Please? 1475 01:14:38,769 --> 01:14:39,690 Mm. 1476 01:15:10,427 --> 01:15:11,602 Mike? 1477 01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:54,622 Ladies and gentlemen. 1478 01:16:07,924 --> 01:16:12,064 ♪ Sweet dreams ♪ 1479 01:16:12,204 --> 01:16:15,357 ♪ Of you ♪ 1480 01:16:16,807 --> 01:16:20,777 ♪ Every night ♪ 1481 01:16:20,899 --> 01:16:26,563 ♪ I go through ♪ 1482 01:16:29,872 --> 01:16:33,945 ♪ Why can't I forget you ♪ 1483 01:16:35,462 --> 01:16:40,379 ♪ And start my life anew ♪ 1484 01:16:41,354 --> 01:16:46,399 ♪ Instead of having sweet dreams ♪ 1485 01:16:46,524 --> 01:16:50,353 ♪ About you? ♪ 1486 01:16:52,798 --> 01:16:58,003 ♪ Sweet dreams ♪ 1487 01:16:58,088 --> 01:17:01,564 ♪ Of you ♪ 1488 01:17:01,696 --> 01:17:02,897 Claire. Honey. 1489 01:17:03,805 --> 01:17:04,781 Claire. 1490 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:08,037 Claire, come on. Come on down. 1491 01:17:08,155 --> 01:17:09,594 -Mike. -Come on, let's go. 1492 01:17:09,712 --> 01:17:11,124 ♪ Come true ♪ 1493 01:17:11,277 --> 01:17:13,873 -Claire. -Mike, don't do this. 1494 01:17:13,965 --> 01:17:16,853 -Mike, you're embarrassing me. -No, no. 1495 01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:18,894 -I am not stopping. -This is not your show. 1496 01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:20,299 -No. -This is... You're confused. 1497 01:17:20,418 --> 01:17:22,854 -This is embarrassing. -Come on. Come on, baby. 1498 01:17:22,999 --> 01:17:24,169 Mike, I would never do this to you. 1499 01:17:24,294 --> 01:17:25,167 -You're scaring everybody. -No, no. 1500 01:17:25,290 --> 01:17:26,954 And you're gonna get yourself hurt. Let's go. 1501 01:17:27,053 --> 01:17:28,070 -Mike, no. -Let's go. Go. 1502 01:17:28,169 --> 01:17:30,292 -I am not going any... Mike. -Come on. Come on! 1503 01:17:30,910 --> 01:17:32,514 No. 1504 01:17:35,092 --> 01:17:37,412 -No, no. -Mom? 1505 01:17:37,529 --> 01:17:39,289 What are you doing? What are you all doing up here? 1506 01:17:39,396 --> 01:17:40,897 -It's okay. It's okay. -What about the show? 1507 01:17:41,027 --> 01:17:42,030 -She's just tired. It's okay. -Okay, we just... 1508 01:17:42,154 --> 01:17:44,535 Mom, we just are trying to help you, Mom. 1509 01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:46,072 -No, no. -Okay? We just... 1510 01:17:46,172 --> 01:17:47,706 No, this is my show. I'm up here. I'm up here, Mike! 1511 01:17:47,838 --> 01:17:49,462 Okay, come on. Let's go. 1512 01:17:49,581 --> 01:17:50,636 I'm not going to stop the show! 1513 01:17:50,776 --> 01:17:52,253 -Come on, let's go. -Don't touch me. 1514 01:17:52,357 --> 01:17:54,431 You're not even supposed to be up here. 1515 01:17:54,531 --> 01:17:56,605 -Stop it, Mike! -Baby, come here. 1516 01:17:56,728 --> 01:17:58,883 -Stop it. This is my show. -Baby, come here. Come here. 1517 01:17:58,980 --> 01:18:01,247 -This is my show! -It's okay. It's okay. 1518 01:18:01,416 --> 01:18:03,431 Mike's got it, okay? 1519 01:18:03,525 --> 01:18:04,938 -Help me. -He'll figure it out. 1520 01:18:05,064 --> 01:18:07,903 -It's all right. It's okay. -Mom. 1521 01:18:13,055 --> 01:18:14,900 There's a 72-hour observation period 1522 01:18:15,027 --> 01:18:16,419 for all voluntary patients. 1523 01:18:16,511 --> 01:18:19,312 A mental health professional will assess her condition 1524 01:18:19,406 --> 01:18:22,070 and determine the course of treatment and length of stay. 1525 01:18:22,838 --> 01:18:24,322 And if you could just fill out the medication 1526 01:18:24,478 --> 01:18:26,071 she's currently taking or anything she'll need 1527 01:18:26,186 --> 01:18:27,512 over the next three weeks. 1528 01:18:30,587 --> 01:18:31,499 I... 1529 01:18:32,547 --> 01:18:35,601 I know I'm a... I'm a stranger to you, 1530 01:18:35,726 --> 01:18:37,269 but what I could really use... 1531 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:41,563 ...right now is... 1532 01:18:43,337 --> 01:18:45,465 is for you to just tell me I'm doing the right thing for... 1533 01:18:46,260 --> 01:18:47,311 ...for her. 1534 01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:50,981 We're gonna take really good care of her, 1535 01:18:51,986 --> 01:18:53,954 make sure she gets what she needs, okay? 1536 01:19:05,264 --> 01:19:06,152 You okay? 1537 01:19:09,881 --> 01:19:11,720 Yeah, yeah. 1538 01:19:11,855 --> 01:19:12,886 Yeah. 1539 01:19:18,210 --> 01:19:20,393 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1540 01:19:24,105 --> 01:19:25,183 Oh, Mike. 1541 01:19:25,665 --> 01:19:28,307 I don't think we've been apart more than a day 1542 01:19:28,433 --> 01:19:29,894 since we've been married. 1543 01:19:31,261 --> 01:19:32,735 It's okay. 1544 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:38,515 -Okay. Okay. -It's okay. 1545 01:19:42,407 --> 01:19:43,639 Okay. 1546 01:19:47,079 --> 01:19:48,318 Thank you. 1547 01:19:55,605 --> 01:19:56,998 Right through there. 1548 01:20:06,037 --> 01:20:09,746 ♪ O holy night ♪ 1549 01:20:09,882 --> 01:20:14,498 ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ 1550 01:20:15,157 --> 01:20:17,222 ♪ It is the night ♪ 1551 01:20:17,367 --> 01:20:21,771 ♪ Of our dear Savior's birth... ♪ 1552 01:20:21,894 --> 01:20:23,204 Hey. Um... 1553 01:20:23,331 --> 01:20:25,068 I was wondering if I could speak to the manager 1554 01:20:25,159 --> 01:20:27,366 or the guy who, um... who does the hiring. 1555 01:20:27,468 --> 01:20:28,962 My radiator is hissing. 1556 01:20:29,106 --> 01:20:30,626 I'm trying to get a job here. 1557 01:20:30,733 --> 01:20:32,328 Yeah, well, I'm trying to get to my job. 1558 01:20:32,441 --> 01:20:34,679 Being that I'm the only one that has one here. 1559 01:20:34,784 --> 01:20:38,044 Uh, listen, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. God. 1560 01:20:43,452 --> 01:20:44,312 All right. 1561 01:20:45,270 --> 01:20:46,365 Here you go. 1562 01:20:46,487 --> 01:20:48,305 Here you go. Hold this. 1563 01:20:49,869 --> 01:20:51,165 Just pour it in. 1564 01:20:51,296 --> 01:20:53,097 -But there's a leak. -Yeah. 1565 01:20:53,199 --> 01:20:54,314 It'll fix it. Just do it. 1566 01:20:55,332 --> 01:20:58,173 It's got, uh, like, little metal particles in it 1567 01:20:58,296 --> 01:20:59,948 that, uh, heat up while the car is running. 1568 01:21:00,074 --> 01:21:01,704 And then it melts into the leak, welds it closed. 1569 01:21:02,687 --> 01:21:04,251 -Slow, slow, slow. -Yeah. 1570 01:21:05,133 --> 01:21:06,079 I get it. 1571 01:21:06,247 --> 01:21:08,639 There's people in this world that get new shit, 1572 01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:11,180 and then there's people like us 1573 01:21:11,304 --> 01:21:13,983 just patching up broken shit. 1574 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:16,706 I... I know this has been hard for you. 1575 01:21:17,574 --> 01:21:18,690 Somewhere along the way, 1576 01:21:18,816 --> 01:21:20,237 I got put in charge of everyone's problems. 1577 01:21:21,232 --> 01:21:24,791 I worry about my mother. I worry about Dana. 1578 01:21:25,794 --> 01:21:28,109 Every time you touch your chest, I worry about you. 1579 01:21:28,229 --> 01:21:29,984 I don't want you worrying, and trust me, 1580 01:21:30,105 --> 01:21:31,355 this thing with your mother is gonna get better. 1581 01:21:31,495 --> 01:21:32,476 I'm pregnant. 1582 01:21:36,383 --> 01:21:38,378 Oh. Okay. 1583 01:21:38,526 --> 01:21:40,870 Uh... uh, when? 1584 01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:41,875 Like... 1585 01:21:42,821 --> 01:21:44,189 four months ago. 1586 01:21:45,169 --> 01:21:46,250 Four months? 1587 01:21:46,408 --> 01:21:47,595 Oh, my God. How did we miss this? 1588 01:21:47,739 --> 01:21:48,791 Because you're all crazy. 1589 01:21:48,940 --> 01:21:51,718 I mean, I'm-I'm huge. How can you not see? 1590 01:21:51,829 --> 01:21:53,316 We all put on some pounds. 1591 01:21:53,456 --> 01:21:55,010 I just thought it was a family phase. It's... 1592 01:21:55,888 --> 01:21:57,573 Uh, here. Give me that. 1593 01:21:58,639 --> 01:22:00,187 Uh, is it the guy you were... 1594 01:22:00,325 --> 01:22:01,690 No, that's over. 1595 01:22:02,729 --> 01:22:04,070 He can't be counted on. 1596 01:22:04,617 --> 01:22:05,342 And... 1597 01:22:07,491 --> 01:22:08,925 I guess neither can I. 1598 01:22:10,881 --> 01:22:12,709 Aw, baby. Baby, baby. 1599 01:22:17,671 --> 01:22:19,127 Okay. 1600 01:22:19,735 --> 01:22:21,539 So we got this thing in the Marines. 1601 01:22:22,330 --> 01:22:24,468 It's called a SMEAC, all right? 1602 01:22:24,593 --> 01:22:27,523 Stands for "situation," "mission," "execution," 1603 01:22:27,638 --> 01:22:29,574 "administration" and "command." 1604 01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:31,981 It's a way to break down a problem real simple. 1605 01:22:32,099 --> 01:22:33,337 Okay. 1606 01:22:33,489 --> 01:22:34,967 So, what's the situation? 1607 01:22:35,897 --> 01:22:38,549 -I'm knocked up. -Okay. Okay. 1608 01:22:38,654 --> 01:22:39,495 So, what's the mission? 1609 01:22:40,008 --> 01:22:41,563 What do you want to do about it? 1610 01:22:43,636 --> 01:22:45,909 I want to give it to a couple that wants to have a baby. 1611 01:22:47,051 --> 01:22:48,106 Okay, so that's the mission. 1612 01:22:48,822 --> 01:22:51,003 Okay. Now you got to execute. You got to have the kid. 1613 01:22:51,134 --> 01:22:53,613 I already called the Adoption Information Center, 1614 01:22:53,721 --> 01:22:56,097 and there's a potential couple 1615 01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:58,942 that could assist in medical bills and all that. 1616 01:22:59,045 --> 01:23:01,098 Okay, so you already took care of the "A" for administration. 1617 01:23:01,221 --> 01:23:02,330 That just leaves command. 1618 01:23:02,463 --> 01:23:04,120 So, who do you want to be in charge of all this, 1619 01:23:04,301 --> 01:23:05,414 you know, helping you? 1620 01:23:11,533 --> 01:23:12,548 My mom. 1621 01:23:29,273 --> 01:23:32,391 Whenever Mike would run off to his AA meetings, I... 1622 01:23:35,204 --> 01:23:37,004 I was always pretty ugly about it. 1623 01:23:41,265 --> 01:23:44,285 Like, why can't you just deal with your problems 1624 01:23:44,395 --> 01:23:45,556 without all the talking? 1625 01:23:50,531 --> 01:23:51,519 Mike can talk. 1626 01:23:52,105 --> 01:23:54,592 And I can talk, too, and I talk a lot. 1627 01:23:54,717 --> 01:23:56,126 Sometimes I talk so much I don't even know 1628 01:23:57,015 --> 01:23:59,328 what I'm saying half the time. 1629 01:24:02,934 --> 01:24:04,704 Yeah, and the thoughts, they just, like, 1630 01:24:04,835 --> 01:24:06,160 go around in my head. 1631 01:24:06,903 --> 01:24:08,620 Spin around all the time. 1632 01:24:09,610 --> 01:24:11,610 That's where the singing helped. 1633 01:24:13,411 --> 01:24:14,526 And something happened when I... 1634 01:24:15,407 --> 01:24:18,002 would sing Patsy Cline songs, like... 1635 01:24:24,127 --> 01:24:25,426 Like, I'd... 1636 01:24:27,542 --> 01:24:29,194 just disappear, you know? 1637 01:24:30,121 --> 01:24:31,327 In the music. 1638 01:24:33,769 --> 01:24:34,357 Yeah. 1639 01:24:35,277 --> 01:24:36,405 Yeah, I'd just... 1640 01:24:38,305 --> 01:24:39,465 disappear. 1641 01:24:44,071 --> 01:24:45,083 Yeah. 1642 01:24:45,870 --> 01:24:47,709 I mean, the accident took my leg, 1643 01:24:47,834 --> 01:24:49,626 but I shouldn't have let it take my singing away. 1644 01:24:50,711 --> 01:24:51,865 That's mine. 1645 01:24:52,911 --> 01:24:53,721 All mine. 1646 01:25:15,138 --> 01:25:16,259 Good night, Mom. 1647 01:25:16,917 --> 01:25:18,207 Mm, good night, sweetheart. 1648 01:25:18,313 --> 01:25:20,153 -Love you. -Okay. Love you, too. 1649 01:25:21,796 --> 01:25:23,983 Good night, kiddo. 1650 01:25:25,106 --> 01:25:27,165 -Love you. -Love you. 1651 01:25:27,297 --> 01:25:28,315 -Good night. -Night. 1652 01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:37,708 I made a pot of coffee. You want some? 1653 01:25:38,503 --> 01:25:39,824 No, thank you. 1654 01:25:47,803 --> 01:25:49,706 You want to watch a show? 1655 01:25:49,838 --> 01:25:51,021 I don't know. 1656 01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:52,462 Unless you do. 1657 01:25:53,382 --> 01:25:55,412 When do you go back to work? 1658 01:25:56,249 --> 01:25:57,740 I start back at the shop tomorrow. 1659 01:25:58,831 --> 01:26:00,801 Well, what about karaoke? 1660 01:26:00,922 --> 01:26:04,008 Claire, we-we just got home. I'm tired. 1661 01:26:04,134 --> 01:26:05,493 I-I'm just asking a question, Mike. 1662 01:26:05,604 --> 01:26:07,129 No, no, you're getting ready to argue. 1663 01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:09,813 And, you know, I just don't know what's okay to say 1664 01:26:09,922 --> 01:26:11,560 and not to say since you went to that place. 1665 01:26:11,658 --> 01:26:12,910 Well, if you have any questions, 1666 01:26:13,002 --> 01:26:14,538 I can answer them for you. 1667 01:26:15,350 --> 01:26:16,489 I... 1668 01:26:17,136 --> 01:26:18,376 I didn't get a lobotomy. 1669 01:26:18,514 --> 01:26:19,850 Not yet. 1670 01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:21,775 Well... 1671 01:26:26,494 --> 01:26:28,814 Well, I'm not doing the karaoke thing 1672 01:26:28,965 --> 01:26:31,435 'cause, uh, I'm, uh... 1673 01:26:32,414 --> 01:26:34,501 well, I'm not doing Lightning anymore. 1674 01:26:34,619 --> 01:26:35,719 That's o... that's over. 1675 01:26:43,436 --> 01:26:45,203 Lightning is, uh... 1676 01:26:46,099 --> 01:26:48,090 It's just nothing without you. It's... 1677 01:26:48,227 --> 01:26:50,606 If you're not gonna be there with me, I got no... 1678 01:26:50,726 --> 01:26:52,080 I got... 1679 01:26:52,852 --> 01:26:54,919 I got no song to sing. I got... 1680 01:26:55,813 --> 01:26:57,050 I got nothing. 1681 01:26:59,423 --> 01:27:01,382 Honey. Oh, Mike. 1682 01:27:03,104 --> 01:27:03,785 It's okay. 1683 01:27:04,748 --> 01:27:07,087 Oh, honey. Breathe, honey. 1684 01:27:11,114 --> 01:27:12,546 I-I... 1685 01:27:12,690 --> 01:27:15,024 I've been doing a lot of talking, you know, 1686 01:27:15,133 --> 01:27:16,553 -like you do at your meetings. -Yeah. 1687 01:27:16,652 --> 01:27:19,147 And I've been figuring things out in my head. 1688 01:27:20,095 --> 01:27:23,766 I think that the struggle with my prosthetic... 1689 01:27:23,872 --> 01:27:25,800 I think it was more in my head than my leg. 1690 01:27:27,992 --> 01:27:32,197 I felt hurt and-and-and ugly. 1691 01:27:35,249 --> 01:27:38,413 And, like, I had all this anger inside of me and fear, 1692 01:27:38,544 --> 01:27:39,847 and it just cracked. 1693 01:27:42,972 --> 01:27:47,041 Now, look, the folks at the hospital, 1694 01:27:47,163 --> 01:27:49,126 they talk about having an emotional catharsis. 1695 01:27:49,259 --> 01:27:52,713 It's like where you let everything go 1696 01:27:52,830 --> 01:27:54,061 and just move forward. 1697 01:27:56,683 --> 01:27:59,633 I don't think I've had that yet, 1698 01:27:59,746 --> 01:28:02,576 'cause everything still feels very scary for me. 1699 01:28:02,696 --> 01:28:04,774 You know, walking and standing. 1700 01:28:06,695 --> 01:28:07,704 Singing. 1701 01:28:08,929 --> 01:28:12,110 But maybe if you're there with me... 1702 01:28:14,651 --> 01:28:16,688 ...I can have that catharsis. 1703 01:28:23,969 --> 01:28:25,406 Okay. 1704 01:28:31,063 --> 01:28:33,908 ♪ Holly holy... ♪ 1705 01:28:34,038 --> 01:28:36,184 Thank y'all for coming out here tonight to Charm Thai. 1706 01:28:36,326 --> 01:28:39,078 Uh, we got a great night here for you, 1707 01:28:39,175 --> 01:28:40,964 and don't forget, we, uh... we do karaoke night 1708 01:28:41,074 --> 01:28:42,918 on Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night. 1709 01:28:43,045 --> 01:28:44,327 I've seen you here. It's a lot of fun. 1710 01:28:44,443 --> 01:28:46,336 And, uh, well, there's also 1711 01:28:46,444 --> 01:28:47,832 the all-you-can-eat buffet Monday to Friday. 1712 01:28:47,950 --> 01:28:49,660 But, uh, tonight I got something, uh... 1713 01:28:49,766 --> 01:28:51,877 Wow, we got something special. 1714 01:28:52,001 --> 01:28:53,394 My name is Lightning. 1715 01:28:53,482 --> 01:28:55,394 This is my lovely wife Thunder. 1716 01:28:55,520 --> 01:28:58,431 And tonight, we're gonna sing for you. 1717 01:28:59,263 --> 01:29:01,663 ♪ Holly holy ♪ 1718 01:29:04,750 --> 01:29:11,927 ♪ Holly holy dream ♪ 1719 01:29:13,928 --> 01:29:19,459 ♪ Wanting only you ♪ 1720 01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:20,959 He's good. 1721 01:29:23,934 --> 01:29:26,373 ♪ And she comes ♪ 1722 01:29:26,495 --> 01:29:28,669 ♪ And I run ♪ 1723 01:29:28,797 --> 01:29:32,234 ♪ Just like the wind will ♪ 1724 01:29:33,263 --> 01:29:35,966 ♪ Holly holy ♪ 1725 01:29:38,906 --> 01:29:41,296 -♪ Sing ♪ -♪ Sing a song ♪ 1726 01:29:43,114 --> 01:29:44,433 ♪ Sing ♪ 1727 01:29:44,547 --> 01:29:47,123 ♪ Sing a song of songs ♪ 1728 01:29:48,030 --> 01:29:51,100 -♪ Sing ♪ -♪ Sing it out ♪ 1729 01:29:51,220 --> 01:29:55,787 -♪ Sing it strong ♪ -♪ Sing, sing ♪ 1730 01:29:55,900 --> 01:29:58,138 ♪ Sing, sing, yeah... ♪ 1731 01:30:00,825 --> 01:30:01,983 Nice. Nice, baby. 1732 01:30:03,227 --> 01:30:05,078 You're doing great. You're doing great. 1733 01:30:06,972 --> 01:30:09,766 ♪ Call the sun in the dead of the night ♪ 1734 01:30:09,906 --> 01:30:11,823 -♪ Call the sun ♪ -♪ And the sun's gonna rise ♪ 1735 01:30:11,963 --> 01:30:13,001 ♪ In the sky... ♪ 1736 01:30:13,123 --> 01:30:14,907 -Does it hurt? -Yeah. 1737 01:30:15,032 --> 01:30:15,831 Okay. 1738 01:30:15,953 --> 01:30:18,832 ♪ Touch a man who can't walk upright ♪ 1739 01:30:18,980 --> 01:30:21,143 -♪ Touch a man ♪ -♪ And that lame man ♪ 1740 01:30:21,328 --> 01:30:22,665 ♪ He's gonna fly ♪ 1741 01:30:22,803 --> 01:30:24,605 -Why don't we stop? -Okay. 1742 01:30:24,710 --> 01:30:26,844 -We stop? -No, let's keep going. 1743 01:30:26,955 --> 01:30:28,899 -You sure? -One more block. Yep. 1744 01:30:29,027 --> 01:30:32,433 -♪ And I fly ♪ -♪ Fly ♪ 1745 01:30:33,310 --> 01:30:38,843 ♪ Holly holy love ♪ 1746 01:30:42,173 --> 01:30:48,161 ♪ Take the lonely child ♪ 1747 01:30:52,372 --> 01:30:54,670 ♪ And the seed ♪ 1748 01:30:54,821 --> 01:31:00,997 ♪ Let it be filled with tomorrow ♪ 1749 01:31:01,116 --> 01:31:04,507 ♪ Holly holy ♪ 1750 01:31:06,218 --> 01:31:07,857 -♪ Sing ♪ -The words of Neil Diamond 1751 01:31:07,967 --> 01:31:11,566 bid you to make a beautiful noise, Charm Thai. 1752 01:31:11,714 --> 01:31:12,690 ♪ Sing ♪ 1753 01:31:12,832 --> 01:31:13,902 Are you ready to sing? 1754 01:31:14,954 --> 01:31:16,198 Are you ready to sing? 1755 01:31:16,337 --> 01:31:17,002 -Yes! -♪ Sing ♪ 1756 01:31:17,114 --> 01:31:18,255 -Are you ready to sing? -Yes! 1757 01:31:18,386 --> 01:31:19,570 Come on! 1758 01:31:19,712 --> 01:31:22,610 -♪ Sing a song ♪ -♪ Sing ♪ 1759 01:31:22,714 --> 01:31:24,037 ♪ Sing ♪ 1760 01:31:24,126 --> 01:31:24,732 -♪ Sing, sing ♪ -Clap your hands with me. 1761 01:31:24,859 --> 01:31:26,210 -Come on! -♪ Yeah ♪ 1762 01:31:29,516 --> 01:31:30,650 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1763 01:31:30,804 --> 01:31:33,275 Somechai, take the mic. 1764 01:31:34,614 --> 01:31:37,789 ♪ Call the sun in the dead of the night ♪ 1765 01:31:37,914 --> 01:31:39,257 -♪ Call the sun ♪ -♪ And the sun ♪ 1766 01:31:39,390 --> 01:31:41,316 ♪ Gonna rise in the sky ♪ 1767 01:31:43,508 --> 01:31:46,853 ♪ Touch a man who can't walk upright ♪ 1768 01:31:46,973 --> 01:31:49,108 -♪ Touch a man ♪ -♪ And that lame man ♪ 1769 01:31:49,210 --> 01:31:50,482 ♪ He gonna fly ♪ 1770 01:31:51,364 --> 01:31:54,820 -♪ And I fly, yeah ♪ -♪ Fly ♪ 1771 01:31:55,945 --> 01:31:59,064 -♪ And I fly ♪ -♪ Fly ♪ 1772 01:32:01,574 --> 01:32:07,623 ♪ Holly holy dream ♪ 1773 01:32:09,980 --> 01:32:16,031 ♪ Dream of only you ♪ 1774 01:32:19,122 --> 01:32:24,989 ♪ Holly holy sun ♪ 1775 01:32:27,921 --> 01:32:34,475 ♪ Holly holy rain ♪ 1776 01:32:37,228 --> 01:32:43,713 ♪ Holly holy love. ♪ 1777 01:33:30,059 --> 01:33:31,460 Claire. Babe, baby, you all right? 1778 01:33:33,526 --> 01:33:38,576 I... I-I don't know what happened. 1779 01:33:38,697 --> 01:33:40,003 I just... I lost control. 1780 01:33:47,506 --> 01:33:49,183 I-I hope you're ok... 1781 01:33:53,244 --> 01:34:00,095 I... I... 1782 01:34:00,234 --> 01:34:03,462 I-I mean, don't you see? 1783 01:34:04,625 --> 01:34:07,187 Lightning can strike the same place twice. 1784 01:34:13,218 --> 01:34:14,622 Oh. Oh. 1785 01:34:14,787 --> 01:34:16,681 It's-it's okay. I just... 1786 01:34:20,891 --> 01:34:22,918 Look. All this music. 1787 01:34:23,077 --> 01:34:24,719 All this life. 1788 01:34:24,848 --> 01:34:26,522 And here's my accident. 1789 01:34:26,633 --> 01:34:28,607 -Mm-hmm. -And then... 1790 01:34:28,702 --> 01:34:30,511 -nothing. -I see. I see. 1791 01:34:30,613 --> 01:34:31,461 What-what are you getting at? 1792 01:34:31,592 --> 01:34:33,530 I want these boxes filled up again. 1793 01:34:34,398 --> 01:34:36,578 Bad things happen over and over. 1794 01:34:36,692 --> 01:34:38,904 And I just want to sing, and I want to shine 1795 01:34:40,653 --> 01:34:42,031 before another car runs into me. 1796 01:34:42,159 --> 01:34:43,771 The car's not gonna run in... 1797 01:34:43,874 --> 01:34:45,174 Oh, God, it's like they're aiming for me, Mike. 1798 01:34:45,290 --> 01:34:46,128 Come on. 1799 01:34:46,244 --> 01:34:47,520 I am not afraid anymore. 1800 01:34:50,415 --> 01:34:51,761 I want to be Thunder again. 1801 01:34:58,137 --> 01:35:01,060 I know, I know... 1802 01:35:02,189 --> 01:35:06,185 I've been a little out of it and I'm a little rusty, 1803 01:35:06,318 --> 01:35:10,178 but I'm here to be mom again and a wife and a partner. 1804 01:35:11,319 --> 01:35:14,324 So, you know, what have I missed these last few months? 1805 01:35:14,458 --> 01:35:16,000 What do I need to know? 1806 01:35:18,305 --> 01:35:19,828 You want to tell her or me? 1807 01:35:25,662 --> 01:35:27,834 And then slight stretch... 1808 01:35:27,966 --> 01:35:29,257 ♪ I thought love was ♪ 1809 01:35:29,369 --> 01:35:32,277 ♪ Only true in fairy tales ♪ 1810 01:35:33,566 --> 01:35:37,058 ♪ Meant for someone else but not for me ♪ 1811 01:35:39,488 --> 01:35:41,930 ♪ Love was out to get me ♪ 1812 01:35:42,043 --> 01:35:43,005 ♪ Na-na-na, na-na... ♪ 1813 01:35:44,232 --> 01:35:45,405 -Hi. -Morning, Claire. 1814 01:35:46,029 --> 01:35:49,338 ♪ Disappointment haunted all my dreams... ♪ 1815 01:35:50,569 --> 01:35:55,121 One, two, three, four, five. 1816 01:35:55,281 --> 01:35:57,387 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he's coming. 1817 01:35:57,537 --> 01:35:58,902 ♪ Not a trace... ♪ 1818 01:35:59,036 --> 01:36:02,598 -Hi. Aw. -Hi. 1819 01:36:02,730 --> 01:36:04,589 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 1820 01:36:04,732 --> 01:36:05,496 ♪ Mmm ♪ 1821 01:36:05,632 --> 01:36:07,210 ♪ And I'm a believer ♪ 1822 01:36:07,340 --> 01:36:10,427 ♪ I couldn't leave her if I tried ♪ 1823 01:36:13,235 --> 01:36:14,054 Hey! 1824 01:36:24,782 --> 01:36:26,815 ♪ Love was out to get me ♪ 1825 01:36:26,927 --> 01:36:28,115 ♪ Do-da, da-da ♪ 1826 01:36:28,230 --> 01:36:29,797 ♪ That's the way it seemed ♪ 1827 01:36:29,910 --> 01:36:31,166 ♪ Do-da, da-da ♪ 1828 01:36:31,294 --> 01:36:34,340 ♪ Disappointment haunted all my dreams ♪ 1829 01:36:35,438 --> 01:36:37,480 ♪ Then I saw her face ♪ 1830 01:36:38,557 --> 01:36:40,375 ♪ Now I'm a believer ♪ 1831 01:36:41,563 --> 01:36:43,383 ♪ And not a trace ♪ 1832 01:36:44,514 --> 01:36:46,352 ♪ Of doubt in my mind ♪ 1833 01:36:47,486 --> 01:36:49,848 -♪ I'm in love ♪ -♪ Mmm ♪ 1834 01:36:50,933 --> 01:36:52,382 ♪ And I'm a believer ♪ 1835 01:36:52,514 --> 01:36:55,427 ♪ I couldn't leave her if I tried ♪ 1836 01:36:57,769 --> 01:37:00,208 We're here today joined by two local legends 1837 01:37:00,335 --> 01:37:02,361 staging the comeback of their careers. 1838 01:37:02,461 --> 01:37:04,813 The universe sent two cars to kill me, 1839 01:37:04,942 --> 01:37:08,519 uh, but I'm still standing, even if it's on one leg. 1840 01:37:09,308 --> 01:37:11,587 -♪ I'm in love ♪ -♪ Mmm ♪ 1841 01:37:11,706 --> 01:37:13,380 ♪ And I'm a believer ♪ 1842 01:37:13,499 --> 01:37:16,561 ♪ I couldn't leave her if I tried. ♪ 1843 01:37:19,197 --> 01:37:19,961 Yes! 1844 01:37:20,944 --> 01:37:23,064 I am a believer! 1845 01:37:28,782 --> 01:37:30,024 Mike, Claire, 1846 01:37:30,164 --> 01:37:31,692 I want you to meet my friend Buddy Holmes. 1847 01:37:31,806 --> 01:37:33,911 -Hey. -He's event coordinator here at the Ritz. 1848 01:37:34,027 --> 01:37:34,790 -Hi. -Buddy. 1849 01:37:34,905 --> 01:37:35,758 -Thank you both for coming. -Claire. 1850 01:37:36,704 --> 01:37:38,882 You've been getting a lot of press with your comeback. 1851 01:37:39,004 --> 01:37:40,370 Yeah, we never really left. 1852 01:37:40,465 --> 01:37:44,357 That's why I wanted to talk to you about playing here. 1853 01:37:45,459 --> 01:37:46,153 Uh... 1854 01:37:46,289 --> 01:37:47,974 Oh, are we gonna open for Pearl Jam again? 1855 01:37:48,085 --> 01:37:49,787 No, you'd be the headliner. 1856 01:37:49,893 --> 01:37:52,687 It'd be on a Wednesday night three weeks from now. 1857 01:37:52,786 --> 01:37:54,042 That'll give us just enough time 1858 01:37:54,155 --> 01:37:55,689 to get the word out, sell some tickets. 1859 01:37:55,799 --> 01:37:58,613 Uh, sorry, you expect us to fill this place on a Wednesday? 1860 01:37:58,711 --> 01:38:00,354 Oh, we'll make it work, Mike. We'll make it work. 1861 01:38:00,473 --> 01:38:01,435 We know what you mean to Milwaukee. 1862 01:38:01,551 --> 01:38:03,003 Hey, dreaming it is one thing, 1863 01:38:03,102 --> 01:38:04,674 but, you know, we're not fools, Buddy. 1864 01:38:04,822 --> 01:38:05,840 Mike, don't you know 1865 01:38:05,949 --> 01:38:08,045 what's happening in three weeks on a Wednesday night? 1866 01:38:11,215 --> 01:38:13,946 -What? What? What's happening? -Neil Diamond. 1867 01:38:14,093 --> 01:38:16,141 Neil Diamond. 1868 01:38:16,283 --> 01:38:19,091 He's playing a sold-out show at the Wisconsin Center Arena. 1869 01:38:19,206 --> 01:38:21,222 We want to be the counterprogramming 1870 01:38:21,334 --> 01:38:22,089 to that event. 1871 01:38:22,214 --> 01:38:23,340 Those who can't see Neil Diamond 1872 01:38:24,224 --> 01:38:25,128 see the next best thing. 1873 01:38:26,154 --> 01:38:28,231 Could we just take a second? One moment. 1874 01:38:32,633 --> 01:38:35,101 Babe, I don't know if we're ready for this. 1875 01:38:35,235 --> 01:38:36,956 -Oh. -I mean... 1876 01:38:37,073 --> 01:38:38,293 I think you are. 1877 01:38:40,311 --> 01:38:41,121 I know I am. 1878 01:38:49,270 --> 01:38:51,008 We're gonna need a choir. 1879 01:38:54,722 --> 01:38:56,934 Sex Machine is the choir director at his church. 1880 01:38:57,065 --> 01:38:59,075 Great, and timpani. You know, the big drums? 1881 01:38:59,173 --> 01:39:00,676 What would you need timpani for? 1882 01:39:01,579 --> 01:39:02,606 I'll get the timpani, Mike. 1883 01:39:02,735 --> 01:39:03,793 I'll get the timpani. 1884 01:39:03,907 --> 01:39:06,020 Especially because we're opening with "Soolaimon." 1885 01:39:08,052 --> 01:39:09,139 "Solomon"? 1886 01:39:10,249 --> 01:39:12,531 "Soolaimon." 1887 01:39:16,550 --> 01:39:18,945 Okay, so remember Rachel's gonna pick us up, 1888 01:39:19,064 --> 01:39:20,587 but I think I want to go with Johnny to get 1889 01:39:20,708 --> 01:39:21,967 -a head start on my hair. -Are you nervous? 1890 01:39:22,098 --> 01:39:23,406 No, actually, I'm not. 1891 01:39:23,516 --> 01:39:25,662 But maybe I will right before the show. What about you? 1892 01:39:25,763 --> 01:39:27,611 I just hope people come, babe. 1893 01:39:29,102 --> 01:39:30,200 -Hey. -Mike! 1894 01:39:30,313 --> 01:39:31,796 -Oh, hey. -Go ahead. You talk. 1895 01:39:32,117 --> 01:39:33,912 Okay, okay, okay. 1896 01:39:34,054 --> 01:39:38,126 I know the event coordinator at the Wisconsin Center. 1897 01:39:38,269 --> 01:39:40,123 He was at your wedding. 1898 01:39:40,266 --> 01:39:41,780 You know, big guy. 1899 01:39:41,892 --> 01:39:43,746 -He had a big red beard. -Good Lord. 1900 01:39:43,854 --> 01:39:47,550 Mike, you are going to meet Neil Diamond tonight. 1901 01:39:47,678 --> 01:39:49,351 I-I was gonna get to that. 1902 01:39:49,475 --> 01:39:50,101 Oh, my God. 1903 01:39:50,229 --> 01:39:51,301 -What do you mean? -What? 1904 01:39:51,444 --> 01:39:52,886 He's gonna meet the two of you 1905 01:39:53,005 --> 01:39:55,705 at Lake Front Frozen Custard after the show. 1906 01:39:55,822 --> 01:39:57,762 He's gonna drop in with his bus. 1907 01:39:57,874 --> 01:39:59,908 He loves their frozen custard. 1908 01:40:00,041 --> 01:40:01,234 What are you gonna say to him, Dad? 1909 01:40:01,376 --> 01:40:03,026 Hopefully nothing dumb. 1910 01:40:03,140 --> 01:40:04,437 Oh, no, don't be silly. 1911 01:40:04,550 --> 01:40:06,526 It's just two musicians after their show. 1912 01:40:06,655 --> 01:40:09,154 Uh, both sold-out shows. 1913 01:40:09,287 --> 01:40:10,263 We're sold out? 1914 01:40:10,396 --> 01:40:12,443 -It sold out? Sold out? -Sold out. 1915 01:40:12,583 --> 01:40:13,546 Yeah, we sold out. 1916 01:40:16,210 --> 01:40:17,765 Now I'm nervous. 1917 01:40:17,900 --> 01:40:19,131 This is a huge win for you. 1918 01:40:19,250 --> 01:40:21,174 You earned this, Mike. You earned it. 1919 01:40:21,289 --> 01:40:23,057 He did. I'm so happy. 1920 01:40:23,206 --> 01:40:24,614 -Are you crying? -I'm just so happy. 1921 01:40:24,744 --> 01:40:25,839 Are you crying? I love you. 1922 01:40:25,980 --> 01:40:27,155 -I'm so happy for you. -Come here. 1923 01:40:27,282 --> 01:40:28,611 I'm so happy, too. 1924 01:40:28,737 --> 01:40:31,354 All right, get out of here. Go, go, go. 1925 01:40:31,473 --> 01:40:33,230 -We'll see you over there. -I'll-I'll see you there. 1926 01:40:33,391 --> 01:40:34,460 -I'm going with Rachel. -Congratulations. 1927 01:40:34,564 --> 01:40:35,961 -Okay. Okay. -This is gonna be great. 1928 01:40:36,098 --> 01:40:36,926 Come on, we've got things to do. 1929 01:40:37,038 --> 01:40:37,952 -Why do you do that? -Oh, my... 1930 01:40:39,279 --> 01:40:40,156 Mr. Diamond... 1931 01:40:40,872 --> 01:40:42,803 Or Neil. Can I... Can I call you Neil? 1932 01:40:43,713 --> 01:40:46,868 You know, there's a certain way that you sing "touching." 1933 01:40:46,994 --> 01:40:49,009 I mean, you must know what I mean. 1934 01:40:49,115 --> 01:40:51,084 Of course you know what I mean. It's you. 1935 01:40:51,204 --> 01:40:54,328 ♪ Touching me, touching you. ♪ 1936 01:40:55,295 --> 01:40:58,403 It's so good. I mean, it's just a small thing, but, like... 1937 01:40:58,510 --> 01:40:59,356 ♪ Touching... ♪ 1938 01:40:59,464 --> 01:41:00,354 Oh! 1939 01:41:00,475 --> 01:41:02,029 Okay. 1940 01:41:37,694 --> 01:41:38,550 Papa? 1941 01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:39,754 I'm getting dressed. 1942 01:41:41,382 --> 01:41:44,187 Uh, Angelina had some friends she wanted to bring tonight, 1943 01:41:44,302 --> 01:41:45,359 but I guess it's sold out. 1944 01:41:46,525 --> 01:41:48,564 Uh, yeah, no, no. We, uh... 1945 01:41:49,827 --> 01:41:50,945 We've got that handled. 1946 01:41:51,994 --> 01:41:54,161 Hey, I'm going to, uh... 1947 01:41:54,271 --> 01:41:56,611 I'm gonna meet Neil Diamond tonight. 1948 01:41:57,849 --> 01:41:59,853 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 1949 01:41:59,959 --> 01:42:01,204 Wow. 1950 01:42:02,355 --> 01:42:05,870 First, Eddie Vedder, and now Neil Diamond. 1951 01:42:06,030 --> 01:42:08,086 You think you could hook me up with Christian Slater? 1952 01:42:10,732 --> 01:42:12,208 Papa? 1953 01:42:14,588 --> 01:42:16,232 Papa, you all right? 1954 01:42:17,736 --> 01:42:18,829 I'm huge, baby. 1955 01:42:37,512 --> 01:42:38,782 Hey, Dad. 1956 01:42:38,930 --> 01:42:40,953 Hey, darling. 1957 01:42:41,065 --> 01:42:43,311 Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 1958 01:42:43,417 --> 01:42:45,094 Oh, I wouldn't miss this. 1959 01:42:46,196 --> 01:42:48,283 Grandma. Hey, uh, just to warn you, 1960 01:42:48,400 --> 01:42:49,594 the seats we got reserved are right up front. 1961 01:42:49,726 --> 01:42:51,992 -It may get loud. -I'm half deaf anyway, 1962 01:42:52,129 --> 01:42:53,174 so I'll be fine. 1963 01:42:54,841 --> 01:42:56,974 Have a great show tonight, Mike. 1964 01:42:57,203 --> 01:42:59,593 -Thanks. -Okay, Lightning, five minutes. Five minutes! 1965 01:42:59,709 --> 01:43:02,259 -Places, everybody, places! -Ooh, five minutes. Okay. 1966 01:43:02,376 --> 01:43:03,800 -All right. -Hey. Wait, give me a kiss. 1967 01:43:03,922 --> 01:43:05,414 -Give me a kiss. -Oh, all right. 1968 01:43:05,543 --> 01:43:06,945 So, any last-minute words of advice 1969 01:43:07,067 --> 01:43:08,183 or encouragement from my two girls? 1970 01:43:08,302 --> 01:43:10,566 Yeah. Play "Sweet Caroline," okay? 1971 01:43:14,710 --> 01:43:16,408 You two always know what to do. 1972 01:43:23,070 --> 01:43:24,612 You're not afraid of the lift at all? 1973 01:43:24,733 --> 01:43:26,207 Oh, no, I just got to stand there. 1974 01:43:26,321 --> 01:43:27,786 -Okay. -Okay. 1975 01:43:27,952 --> 01:43:29,123 Mm. 1976 01:43:31,032 --> 01:43:32,204 Hey, Claire. 1977 01:43:36,150 --> 01:43:37,157 I can't thank Neil 1978 01:43:37,277 --> 01:43:39,503 'cause every thank-you I got belongs to you, doll. 1979 01:43:42,785 --> 01:43:44,304 You're my August Night, 1980 01:43:44,429 --> 01:43:46,824 you're my "September Morn," you're my "Heartlight," 1981 01:43:46,952 --> 01:43:48,464 and you're my "Cracklin' Rosie," you got me? 1982 01:43:59,026 --> 01:44:00,459 I'll see you onstage. 1983 01:44:12,036 --> 01:44:13,080 Huh! 1984 01:44:41,414 --> 01:44:43,414 -♪ I woke up this morning ♪ -Yeah! 1985 01:44:43,540 --> 01:44:45,334 ♪ And the sun was shining bright ♪ 1986 01:44:46,342 --> 01:44:48,819 ♪ I said, I woke up this morning ♪ 1987 01:44:48,925 --> 01:44:49,970 -Yeah! -♪ And the sun ♪ 1988 01:44:50,145 --> 01:44:51,073 ♪ Was shining bright ♪ 1989 01:44:51,182 --> 01:44:52,212 -Whoo! -Yeah! 1990 01:44:52,356 --> 01:44:55,220 ♪ I called the weatherman, I said, "Weatherman ♪ 1991 01:44:55,329 --> 01:44:58,891 ♪ "How can there be no rain when all I see and hear is ♪ 1992 01:44:59,000 --> 01:45:01,297 ♪ Lightning & Thunder?" ♪ 1993 01:45:04,265 --> 01:45:06,505 -Yes! -Cue back light. 1994 01:45:07,401 --> 01:45:08,144 Cue back light. Reel it in. 1995 01:45:08,274 --> 01:45:10,590 There you go. Bring it up. 1996 01:45:20,502 --> 01:45:22,421 Good evening, Milwaukee! 1997 01:45:24,907 --> 01:45:25,828 Go, Mom! 1998 01:45:31,003 --> 01:45:34,287 Welcome to those who yearn 1999 01:45:34,418 --> 01:45:38,822 to dance in the glow of glory. 2000 01:45:38,982 --> 01:45:41,964 Our friends, our fans, family, 2001 01:45:42,112 --> 01:45:44,673 those who could not get Neil Diamond tickets. 2002 01:45:47,803 --> 01:45:49,315 Stand by. 2003 01:45:50,059 --> 01:45:52,283 Because tonight, we make 2004 01:45:52,405 --> 01:45:54,695 our own beautiful noise. 2005 01:45:55,640 --> 01:45:56,832 Cue the lift. 2006 01:46:12,538 --> 01:46:13,495 Yes, Dad! 2007 01:46:13,613 --> 01:46:14,469 Cue the fans. 2008 01:46:15,922 --> 01:46:19,096 ♪ Come here, come say ♪ 2009 01:46:22,053 --> 01:46:25,448 ♪ Ride ♪ 2010 01:46:26,838 --> 01:46:28,773 ♪ On the night ♪ 2011 01:46:31,651 --> 01:46:35,152 ♪ Sun become day ♪ 2012 01:46:39,515 --> 01:46:42,330 ♪ Day ♪ 2013 01:46:44,432 --> 01:46:46,490 ♪ Shall provide ♪ 2014 01:46:53,255 --> 01:46:56,829 ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ 2015 01:46:57,426 --> 01:47:00,686 ♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪ 2016 01:47:00,823 --> 01:47:04,966 ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ 2017 01:47:05,062 --> 01:47:08,611 ♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪ 2018 01:47:08,736 --> 01:47:12,676 ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ 2019 01:47:12,803 --> 01:47:16,398 ♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪ 2020 01:47:19,865 --> 01:47:23,499 ♪ God of my want, want, want ♪ 2021 01:47:23,629 --> 01:47:27,287 ♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪ 2022 01:47:27,392 --> 01:47:31,195 ♪ Leading me on, on, on ♪ 2023 01:47:31,327 --> 01:47:34,863 ♪ On to my woman, she dance for the sun ♪ 2024 01:47:35,547 --> 01:47:39,149 ♪ Lord of my day, day, day ♪ 2025 01:47:39,254 --> 01:47:42,923 ♪ God of my night, night, night ♪ 2026 01:47:43,024 --> 01:47:46,930 ♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪ 2027 01:47:47,052 --> 01:47:50,771 ♪ Taking me home ♪ 2028 01:47:50,913 --> 01:47:52,598 ♪ She callin' ♪ 2029 01:47:55,799 --> 01:47:57,951 I love you, Milwaukee! 2030 01:48:01,580 --> 01:48:04,811 ♪ Bring home my name ♪ 2031 01:48:07,915 --> 01:48:10,718 ♪ On ♪ 2032 01:48:12,439 --> 01:48:14,532 ♪ The wings of a flea ♪ 2033 01:48:17,482 --> 01:48:21,337 ♪ Wind in the plains ♪ 2034 01:48:25,125 --> 01:48:28,217 ♪ Dance ♪ 2035 01:48:29,950 --> 01:48:32,262 ♪ Once for me ♪ 2036 01:48:38,993 --> 01:48:42,752 ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ 2037 01:48:42,914 --> 01:48:46,661 ♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪ 2038 01:48:46,813 --> 01:48:50,564 ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ 2039 01:48:50,720 --> 01:48:53,938 ♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪ 2040 01:48:54,720 --> 01:48:58,303 ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪ 2041 01:48:58,460 --> 01:49:01,806 ♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪ 2042 01:49:02,630 --> 01:49:04,827 You know the words! Let me hear you! 2043 01:49:04,962 --> 01:49:09,218 ♪ God of my want, want, want ♪ 2044 01:49:09,342 --> 01:49:12,973 ♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪ 2045 01:49:13,093 --> 01:49:16,851 ♪ Leading me on, on, on ♪ 2046 01:49:16,975 --> 01:49:20,808 ♪ On to my woman, she dance for the sun ♪ 2047 01:49:20,948 --> 01:49:24,700 ♪ God of my day, day, day ♪ 2048 01:49:24,841 --> 01:49:28,639 ♪ Lord of my night, night, night ♪ 2049 01:49:28,753 --> 01:49:32,676 ♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪ 2050 01:49:32,792 --> 01:49:36,290 ♪ Taking me home ♪ 2051 01:50:04,312 --> 01:50:07,238 Help me. Help me. 2052 01:50:10,383 --> 01:50:11,913 Help me, brothers and sisters, 2053 01:50:12,876 --> 01:50:16,097 and the itty-bitty children, Black and white, 2054 01:50:16,258 --> 01:50:18,134 rich and poor, great and small. 2055 01:50:18,263 --> 01:50:20,547 All God's children, sing, "Hallelujah!" 2056 01:50:21,579 --> 01:50:24,163 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 2057 01:50:24,743 --> 01:50:28,037 ♪ Halle, hallelujah ♪ 2058 01:50:28,151 --> 01:50:31,220 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 2059 01:50:32,651 --> 01:50:35,112 ♪ Halle, hallelujah... ♪ 2060 01:50:35,238 --> 01:50:36,576 And the good Lord gave us two hands. 2061 01:50:36,673 --> 01:50:39,312 One hand for the giving, one hand for the taking. 2062 01:50:39,424 --> 01:50:42,759 And when your brother is hungry and he ain't got what to eat, 2063 01:50:42,866 --> 01:50:45,335 and when he is tired and he ain't got no place to sleep, 2064 01:50:45,426 --> 01:50:47,763 and when his heart is aching and it is full of pain, 2065 01:50:47,858 --> 01:50:49,738 who's gonna cry with him, brothers? 2066 01:50:49,862 --> 01:50:51,078 Who's gonna cry with him? 2067 01:50:51,187 --> 01:50:53,047 You take your hand, you put it out to him 2068 01:50:53,158 --> 01:50:56,429 and you say to him, "That's what it's there for." 2069 01:50:58,133 --> 01:51:00,366 ♪ Take my hand, sweet Lord ♪ 2070 01:51:01,351 --> 01:51:03,924 ♪ Walk with me this day ♪ 2071 01:51:04,883 --> 01:51:07,474 ♪ In my heart I know ♪ 2072 01:51:08,409 --> 01:51:10,741 ♪ I will never stray ♪ 2073 01:51:10,874 --> 01:51:14,629 ♪ Halle, halle, halle, halle ♪ 2074 01:51:14,768 --> 01:51:17,619 ♪ Halle, halle, halle ♪ 2075 01:51:17,831 --> 01:51:20,242 ♪ It's Love, Brother Love say ♪ 2076 01:51:20,329 --> 01:51:23,313 ♪ Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show ♪ 2077 01:51:25,194 --> 01:51:28,588 ♪ Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies ♪ 2078 01:51:28,705 --> 01:51:32,242 ♪ And everyone goes, everyone knows ♪ 2079 01:51:32,380 --> 01:51:34,206 ♪ Brother Love's show ♪ 2080 01:51:40,150 --> 01:51:42,903 ♪ God of my want ♪ 2081 01:51:43,018 --> 01:51:46,209 ♪ Oh, God of my want ♪ 2082 01:51:46,358 --> 01:51:49,281 ♪ Lord of my need ♪ 2083 01:51:49,396 --> 01:51:52,411 ♪ Hey, the Lord of my need ♪ 2084 01:51:53,520 --> 01:51:55,822 ♪ Taking me home ♪ 2085 01:51:59,997 --> 01:52:06,868 ♪ Take me home... ♪ 2086 01:52:15,297 --> 01:52:17,017 Yeah! 2087 01:52:17,554 --> 01:52:20,659 -They're back. They're back. -Yeah. 2088 01:52:27,553 --> 01:52:30,263 Do you remember when we saw Springsteen in-in East Troy? 2089 01:52:30,383 --> 01:52:31,892 Oh, my God, you saw Bruce? 2090 01:52:32,019 --> 01:52:32,939 -I love him so much. -Where was that? 2091 01:52:33,078 --> 01:52:33,991 -Where was that? -Uh, 2092 01:52:34,104 --> 01:52:35,595 Alpine Valley Music Theater. 2093 01:52:35,678 --> 01:52:37,067 You were a kid in grade school. 2094 01:52:37,192 --> 01:52:38,763 But he played for like two extra hours 2095 01:52:38,871 --> 01:52:40,883 and everyone was freaking out and dancing on the lawn. 2096 01:52:41,004 --> 01:52:42,708 That was this. That was this. 2097 01:52:42,834 --> 01:52:43,857 Me and Bruce. 2098 01:52:43,962 --> 01:52:46,221 You know, I got to say-- and I don't mean any disrespect 2099 01:52:46,341 --> 01:52:47,819 to Mr. Eddie Vedder... 2100 01:52:47,932 --> 01:52:49,884 Uh-oh. Be careful, Mom. 2101 01:52:50,000 --> 01:52:53,587 I think tonight we were just as big as Pearl Jam. 2102 01:52:53,712 --> 01:52:55,520 Well, it's a whole nother crowd. 2103 01:52:55,631 --> 01:52:59,015 No, I got to say, our fans are just as big and just as loud. 2104 01:52:59,113 --> 01:52:59,937 Oh. 2105 01:53:00,062 --> 01:53:01,880 Word must have got out, Papa. 2106 01:53:02,007 --> 01:53:02,880 Oh, my God! 2107 01:53:04,187 --> 01:53:07,671 ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 2108 01:53:08,438 --> 01:53:12,481 ♪ Good times never seemed so good... ♪ 2109 01:53:14,912 --> 01:53:16,887 Aw. Are you good? Are you ready? 2110 01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:18,180 I'm huge, baby. 2111 01:53:20,021 --> 01:53:23,897 ♪ To believe they never would... ♪ 2112 01:53:24,258 --> 01:53:25,062 Hi. 2113 01:53:25,178 --> 01:53:26,091 Hi. 2114 01:53:27,290 --> 01:53:28,600 Claire. Claire. 2115 01:53:28,703 --> 01:53:30,683 Neil just finished his show. He's on the bus. 2116 01:53:30,797 --> 01:53:32,133 -Oh, great. -He's on his way. 2117 01:53:32,236 --> 01:53:33,451 Come on, Mike. Come on. 2118 01:53:33,580 --> 01:53:34,365 Come on. 2119 01:53:34,489 --> 01:53:35,449 Mike, come on. 2120 01:53:37,721 --> 01:53:38,847 Mike? 2121 01:53:40,743 --> 01:53:41,682 Mike. 2122 01:53:42,519 --> 01:53:43,975 Mike. Mike. 2123 01:53:44,131 --> 01:53:45,906 Mike. Mike. Mike. 2124 01:53:46,867 --> 01:53:47,741 Mike! 2125 01:54:13,457 --> 01:54:14,537 This is hard. 2126 01:54:16,726 --> 01:54:18,600 I'm not good at writing speeches. 2127 01:54:19,403 --> 01:54:20,871 But... 2128 01:54:21,897 --> 01:54:23,855 I guess I've never written one. 2129 01:54:23,959 --> 01:54:25,167 So it'll be perfect. 2130 01:54:29,922 --> 01:54:31,953 "You two always know what to do." 2131 01:54:36,179 --> 01:54:37,935 Why did he say that? It's like... 2132 01:54:39,620 --> 01:54:42,023 I feel like I don't know how to do anything. 2133 01:54:45,786 --> 01:54:48,423 Except patch a leaky car radiator. 2134 01:54:53,852 --> 01:54:55,396 Come here. 2135 01:54:59,526 --> 01:55:01,300 Maybe he wasn't wrong about us. 2136 01:55:02,689 --> 01:55:04,178 He wasn't. 2137 01:55:18,255 --> 01:55:19,461 You look nice. 2138 01:55:21,501 --> 01:55:23,433 Aw, thank you. 2139 01:55:24,624 --> 01:55:26,315 Sometimes I forget about your leg. 2140 01:55:26,429 --> 01:55:27,830 Yeah. 2141 01:55:28,392 --> 01:55:30,257 Me, too, and then I take a step. 2142 01:55:35,049 --> 01:55:36,751 You don't have to sing today. 2143 01:55:36,864 --> 01:55:38,770 Somebody else can do it if it's too much for you. 2144 01:55:38,899 --> 01:55:39,895 I know. 2145 01:55:40,835 --> 01:55:42,500 But it's something I have to do. 2146 01:55:43,806 --> 01:55:45,099 Not just for Mike. 2147 01:56:05,753 --> 01:56:07,058 Hi. 2148 01:56:09,332 --> 01:56:11,058 This is gonna be hard. 2149 01:56:16,561 --> 01:56:20,667 Every time, um, we would play a gig, 2150 01:56:20,776 --> 01:56:23,817 everyone wants to hear "Sweet Caroline," and... 2151 01:56:25,694 --> 01:56:27,789 Mike would get so mad. 2152 01:56:28,707 --> 01:56:31,763 He believed there was so much more 2153 01:56:31,880 --> 01:56:33,213 to Neil Diamond's music. 2154 01:56:34,262 --> 01:56:35,578 So many more songs. 2155 01:56:38,370 --> 01:56:42,118 And there was more to Mike than being Lightning. 2156 01:56:45,679 --> 01:56:47,161 Uh, he was a soldier... 2157 01:56:50,208 --> 01:56:51,250 ...a father... 2158 01:56:53,173 --> 01:56:54,518 ...a friend. 2159 01:56:58,491 --> 01:57:00,294 He was the love of my life. 2160 01:57:06,108 --> 01:57:08,669 And really, I'm standing here because of him. 2161 01:57:12,014 --> 01:57:12,899 So... 2162 01:57:14,196 --> 01:57:15,994 ...in his honor, 2163 01:57:17,224 --> 01:57:18,854 I'm gonna get myself together... 2164 01:57:19,735 --> 01:57:22,905 ...and I'm gonna sing a song. 2165 01:57:24,036 --> 01:57:27,454 A Neil Diamond song that's not as well-known 2166 01:57:27,592 --> 01:57:28,745 as "Sweet Caroline." 2167 01:57:29,647 --> 01:57:31,352 But Mike... 2168 01:57:34,355 --> 01:57:35,770 It's beautiful. 2169 01:57:50,891 --> 01:57:55,610 ♪ I've seen the light ♪ 2170 01:57:58,584 --> 01:58:02,461 ♪ And I've seen the flame ♪ 2171 01:58:04,509 --> 01:58:07,631 ♪ And I've seen ♪ 2172 01:58:07,760 --> 01:58:11,131 ♪ Your eyes before ♪ 2173 01:58:11,281 --> 01:58:16,149 ♪ And I'm sure to see your eyes again ♪ 2174 01:58:16,272 --> 01:58:19,163 ♪ Once again ♪ 2175 01:58:24,645 --> 01:58:29,634 ♪ For I've been released ♪ 2176 01:58:31,183 --> 01:58:37,109 ♪ And I've been regained ♪ 2177 01:58:38,107 --> 01:58:41,226 ♪ And I've sung ♪ 2178 01:58:41,355 --> 01:58:44,454 ♪ My song before ♪ 2179 01:58:44,551 --> 01:58:49,450 ♪ And I'm sure to sing my song again ♪ 2180 01:58:50,991 --> 01:58:53,924 ♪ Once again ♪ 2181 01:58:58,231 --> 01:59:01,223 ♪ Some people got to laugh ♪ 2182 01:59:04,937 --> 01:59:08,045 ♪ Some people got to cry ♪ 2183 01:59:11,598 --> 01:59:13,123 ♪ Some people ♪ 2184 01:59:14,767 --> 01:59:16,427 ♪ Got to make it through ♪ 2185 01:59:17,865 --> 01:59:21,826 ♪ By never wondering ♪ 2186 01:59:21,969 --> 01:59:23,770 ♪ Why ♪ 2187 01:59:25,291 --> 01:59:30,222 ♪ And some people got to sing ♪ 2188 01:59:31,677 --> 01:59:35,088 ♪ And some people got to sigh ♪ 2189 01:59:38,467 --> 01:59:40,645 ♪ Some people ♪ 2190 01:59:41,765 --> 01:59:43,791 ♪ Never see the light ♪ 2191 01:59:45,002 --> 01:59:48,372 ♪ Until the day ♪ 2192 01:59:48,483 --> 01:59:52,157 ♪ They die ♪ 2193 01:59:52,247 --> 01:59:56,891 ♪ But I've been released ♪ 2194 01:59:58,774 --> 02:00:03,893 ♪ And I've been regained ♪ 2195 02:00:05,139 --> 02:00:08,929 ♪ And I've been ♪ 2196 02:00:09,048 --> 02:00:11,653 ♪ This way before ♪ 2197 02:00:11,765 --> 02:00:17,226 ♪ And I'm sure to be this way again ♪ 2198 02:00:17,918 --> 02:00:21,564 ♪ Once again ♪ 2199 02:00:24,249 --> 02:00:28,607 ♪ One more time again ♪ 2200 02:00:30,479 --> 02:00:34,582 ♪ Just one more time. ♪ 2201 02:01:18,516 --> 02:01:19,478 All right. 2202 02:01:21,098 --> 02:01:22,807 Dana, you all right? You got it? 2203 02:01:22,935 --> 02:01:24,302 -I got you. -You sure? 2204 02:01:24,411 --> 02:01:25,306 Are you sure? 2205 02:01:25,414 --> 02:01:26,848 -Positive. -Are you positive? 2206 02:01:26,962 --> 02:01:28,157 -I'm positive. -Have you got me? 2207 02:01:28,313 --> 02:01:29,147 Have you got me, Dana? 2208 02:01:29,283 --> 02:01:31,080 -We got you. -I can see you. 2209 02:01:31,212 --> 02:01:32,808 -I can see you, too. -I got my eye on you. 2210 02:01:34,087 --> 02:01:35,330 All right, we're rolling. 2211 02:01:37,245 --> 02:01:38,841 All right. Hey, everybody. 2212 02:01:38,969 --> 02:01:40,542 My name is Mike, and I'm an alcoholic. 2213 02:01:40,667 --> 02:01:42,400 -Uh... -Hello, Mike. 2214 02:01:42,520 --> 02:01:44,676 Today is my 22nd sober birthday, 2215 02:01:44,806 --> 02:01:46,274 but I can't be with you here today 2216 02:01:46,397 --> 02:01:47,481 because, uh... 2217 02:01:47,618 --> 02:01:49,751 ...well, we're getting ready for our big comeback, 2218 02:01:49,850 --> 02:01:50,613 uh, Thunder and me, 2219 02:01:50,733 --> 02:01:53,064 and it's, uh... it's real exciting and, uh... 2220 02:01:53,198 --> 02:01:55,071 You know what? Before I sing, 2221 02:01:55,180 --> 02:01:56,578 I just want to tell you something. 2222 02:01:58,706 --> 02:02:01,635 We're all here doing the best we can, right? 2223 02:02:01,779 --> 02:02:03,132 Very, very best. 2224 02:02:03,246 --> 02:02:05,914 And if we can just look out for each other 2225 02:02:06,050 --> 02:02:08,085 and be strong and above all be grateful, 2226 02:02:08,201 --> 02:02:09,110 maybe we can just... 2227 02:02:10,047 --> 02:02:11,070 I don't know, we can turn things around, 2228 02:02:11,193 --> 02:02:12,885 we can make the world a better place. 2229 02:02:13,029 --> 02:02:14,098 What do you say? 2230 02:02:14,234 --> 02:02:15,581 All right? 2231 02:02:16,476 --> 02:02:17,232 Anyway... 2232 02:02:20,310 --> 02:02:23,625 ♪ This is not a sad song ♪ 2233 02:02:23,751 --> 02:02:27,378 ♪ A sad song to sing when you're alone ♪ 2234 02:02:27,511 --> 02:02:28,468 No, no. 2235 02:02:30,729 --> 02:02:33,612 ♪ In a way, it's a glad song ♪ 2236 02:02:33,731 --> 02:02:36,259 ♪ Yeah, a glad song ♪ 2237 02:02:36,869 --> 02:02:41,266 ♪ A simple tune that simply seems to make you feel good ♪ 2238 02:02:41,395 --> 02:02:44,420 -Hey, Mom. -♪ When you sing along ♪ 2239 02:02:44,543 --> 02:02:46,823 Come on. Sing along. I know it's early. 2240 02:02:47,632 --> 02:02:50,787 ♪ Song sung blue ♪ 2241 02:02:50,911 --> 02:02:53,370 ♪ Everybody knows one ♪ 2242 02:02:55,124 --> 02:02:56,262 "Every garden grows one." 2243 02:02:56,383 --> 02:02:59,390 ♪ Song sung blue ♪ 2244 02:02:59,541 --> 02:03:01,953 ♪ Every garden grows one ♪ 2245 02:03:02,997 --> 02:03:04,717 All right. I'm ready. 2246 02:03:05,943 --> 02:03:08,101 ♪ Me and you ♪ 2247 02:03:08,231 --> 02:03:09,837 -Uh... -♪ Are subject to ♪ 2248 02:03:09,951 --> 02:03:12,296 ♪ The blues now and then ♪ 2249 02:03:12,424 --> 02:03:13,385 All clear. 2250 02:03:14,592 --> 02:03:17,184 ♪ When you take the blues and make a song ♪ 2251 02:03:18,224 --> 02:03:20,714 ♪ You sing them out again ♪ 2252 02:03:22,749 --> 02:03:24,627 ♪ You sing 'em out again ♪ 2253 02:03:24,749 --> 02:03:25,586 I can hear you. 2254 02:03:25,666 --> 02:03:27,006 Sounds real good. Come on, now. 2255 02:03:27,837 --> 02:03:30,721 ♪ Song sung blue ♪ 2256 02:03:30,822 --> 02:03:33,323 ♪ Weeping like a willow ♪ 2257 02:03:35,203 --> 02:03:36,311 "Sleeping on my pillow." 2258 02:03:36,422 --> 02:03:39,433 ♪ Song sung blue ♪ 2259 02:03:39,544 --> 02:03:42,542 ♪ Sleeping on my pillow ♪ 2260 02:03:43,949 --> 02:03:45,266 It's a funny thing. 2261 02:03:46,026 --> 02:03:48,190 ♪ Funny thing ♪ 2262 02:03:48,309 --> 02:03:52,553 ♪ But you can sing it with a cry in your voice ♪ 2263 02:03:54,124 --> 02:03:55,045 Right? 2264 02:03:55,149 --> 02:03:57,414 ♪ And before you know it get to feeling good ♪ 2265 02:03:57,528 --> 02:03:58,312 Beauty and color. 2266 02:03:58,410 --> 02:04:00,777 ♪ You simply got no choice ♪ 2267 02:04:03,225 --> 02:04:06,520 ♪ Song sung blue ♪ 2268 02:04:11,905 --> 02:04:16,258 ♪ Song sung blue. ♪ 2269 02:04:21,520 --> 02:04:23,668 Thank you, and good night. 2270 02:04:26,791 --> 02:04:29,406 ♪ Mmm ♪ 2271 02:04:29,530 --> 02:04:31,776 ♪ I got a song been on my mind ♪ 2272 02:04:36,263 --> 02:04:39,816 ♪ And the tune can be sung and the words all rhyme ♪ 2273 02:04:47,898 --> 02:04:50,918 ♪ Though it don't say much and it won't offend ♪ 2274 02:04:51,038 --> 02:04:52,280 ♪ If you sing it at school ♪ 2275 02:04:52,383 --> 02:04:54,431 ♪ They're liable to send you home ♪ 2276 02:04:54,530 --> 02:04:57,270 ♪ Never knowin' what you're showin' ♪ 2277 02:04:57,392 --> 02:05:00,092 ♪ Think you're growin' your own tea ♪ 2278 02:05:00,851 --> 02:05:02,439 ♪ Good Lordy ♪ 2279 02:05:05,877 --> 02:05:06,488 ♪ Yeah! ♪