1 00:00:17,575 --> 00:00:19,577 I don't think anyone's coming. 2 00:00:25,549 --> 00:00:26,483 Yo. 3 00:00:36,627 --> 00:00:38,997 Oh, shit! 4 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:42,499 What the fuck are you kids doing?! 5 00:00:42,533 --> 00:00:44,903 Off! Get your hands off! 6 00:00:44,936 --> 00:00:47,471 -Get back here! Get back here! -Yeah, bro. 7 00:01:06,091 --> 00:01:07,893 ♪ I'm glad to see you ♪ 8 00:01:07,926 --> 00:01:09,160 ♪ I had a funny dream ♪ 9 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:12,496 ♪ And you were wearing funny shoes ♪ 10 00:01:12,529 --> 00:01:15,166 ♪ You were going to a dance ♪ 11 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,501 ♪ You were dressed like a punk ♪ 12 00:01:17,534 --> 00:01:20,537 ♪ But you are too young to remember ♪ 13 00:01:21,739 --> 00:01:24,541 ♪ I'm happy for you, you've made it hard for me ♪ 14 00:01:24,575 --> 00:01:27,846 ♪ I've counted on your company ♪ 15 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:31,515 ♪ You are staying with your friends tonight ♪ 16 00:01:31,548 --> 00:01:33,584 ♪ I'm feeling sorry for myself ♪ 17 00:01:33,617 --> 00:01:38,589 ♪ I keep taking everything to be a sign ♪ 18 00:01:38,622 --> 00:01:41,759 ♪ I'd rather be in Tokyo ♪ 19 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:44,662 ♪ I'd rather listen to Thin Lizzy, oh ♪ 20 00:01:44,695 --> 00:01:47,966 ♪ And watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku ♪ 21 00:01:47,999 --> 00:01:50,235 -♪ There's something wrong with me ♪ - 22 00:01:50,268 --> 00:01:52,503 ♪ I'm a cuckoo. ♪ 23 00:02:10,721 --> 00:02:12,723 Okay, Mom. 24 00:02:23,734 --> 00:02:26,670 Get out of my room, you bitch! 25 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,848 I'm not hungry. 26 00:03:00,872 --> 00:03:02,673 Yep. 27 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,948 Okay. 28 00:03:13,751 --> 00:03:16,054 Is Dad gonna be home to see me before I leave? 29 00:03:21,259 --> 00:03:22,827 Classic. 30 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:40,011 Stanford? As if he's gonna survive high school. 31 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:43,915 Stop wearing my clothes. 32 00:03:43,948 --> 00:03:46,550 "Stop wearing my clothes." 33 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,286 Dumb horse. 34 00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:50,554 What'd you just call me? 35 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,892 He just called me a whore! 36 00:03:53,925 --> 00:03:56,961 I called you a horse, like your zodiac sign. 37 00:03:59,297 --> 00:04:01,598 -You wish you could be a whore. -Mom! 38 00:04:02,801 --> 00:04:04,202 Actually, no, you're more like a lizard 39 00:04:04,235 --> 00:04:05,702 with your scaly-ass eczema skin, you know that? 40 00:04:05,736 --> 00:04:08,073 -Oh, yeah, fuck you, pizza face! -Ah! 41 00:04:08,106 --> 00:04:10,075 Lizard bitch, you got stains on my sweater! 42 00:04:10,108 --> 00:04:11,742 That's my sweater! 43 00:04:11,775 --> 00:04:13,912 -He literally just called me a bitch! -Bitch. 44 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,614 You know, you're only born because I wanted 45 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,017 a little brother, and I wish you died in the womb. 46 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,852 Yeah, you were only born because of a broken condom. 47 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:22,387 You don't even know how condoms work, and you never will. 48 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,055 Shut the fuck up, okay? Conversation over. I win. 49 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,656 Like, you can't just decide when a conversation's-- 50 00:04:25,689 --> 00:04:26,958 -Not how talking works... -I get to decide! 51 00:04:26,991 --> 00:04:28,827 -...you absolute moron! -Blah, blah, blah! 52 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:30,862 -Stop yelling! -You're like a little baby! 53 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:52,616 You think you're so cool, but you're not. 54 00:04:54,285 --> 00:04:56,888 -Nobody likes you. -Hey, get back here! 55 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,789 -I can't wait to move out! -Your fucking face! 56 00:04:58,823 --> 00:05:00,391 -I said move out already! -Dìdi! 57 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,160 Get over here! Stop running! 58 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,042 That's what you get for... 59 00:05:50,408 --> 00:05:52,743 It's a trick. Just make this trick. 60 00:05:55,413 --> 00:05:56,347 Fuck! 61 00:06:00,351 --> 00:06:02,686 Yes! Oh, yes! 62 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:09,928 Mom, you just ruined my clip. 63 00:06:52,403 --> 00:06:55,206 ♪ Every night, I see you standing on the corner ♪ 64 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,543 ♪ Shaking that thing like you're playing Pop Warner ♪ 65 00:06:58,576 --> 00:07:01,412 ♪ Touchdown turnaround, play by play... ♪ 66 00:08:13,985 --> 00:08:15,586 -Ah... -Yeah, that looks good. 67 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,188 That looks good. 68 00:08:17,221 --> 00:08:18,623 Hot pink? 69 00:08:18,656 --> 00:08:20,291 -Mm-mm. -All right. 70 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:21,526 Baby blue? 71 00:08:21,559 --> 00:08:22,994 -Mm-mm. -No? 72 00:08:23,027 --> 00:08:25,163 That's, like, the best color. Green? 73 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,532 -Indigo?! -Yes, sir. 74 00:08:27,565 --> 00:08:31,502 Dude! Bro, Madi's gonna want to rub her tongue all over them. 75 00:08:31,536 --> 00:08:33,604 Indigo braces. 76 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,073 I hope you brought some wax, dawg. 77 00:08:35,106 --> 00:08:36,474 What the fuck is the wax for? 78 00:08:36,507 --> 00:08:37,542 Fahad! 79 00:08:37,575 --> 00:08:38,643 Yo! 80 00:08:38,676 --> 00:08:40,611 -Fahad! -What?! 81 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,980 What are you wearing?! 82 00:08:43,014 --> 00:08:45,216 This is, like, my normal outfit! 83 00:08:45,249 --> 00:08:47,352 Dude, camo shorts are fucking gay! 84 00:08:47,385 --> 00:08:48,619 Bro, your mom is gay! 85 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,655 My mom has cancer, you fucking bitch! 86 00:08:50,688 --> 00:08:53,624 -Dude, what the fuck? -I forgot, dude. 87 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,494 But, bro, you can have cancer and be gay. 88 00:08:56,527 --> 00:08:57,895 But I don't think that's how it works. 89 00:08:57,929 --> 00:08:59,197 -Man, what's good? -What's up? 90 00:08:59,230 --> 00:09:00,898 -How you doing? -Fuck you for saying that. 91 00:09:00,932 --> 00:09:02,233 -Yeah, how you doing? -How's it going, man? 92 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:03,167 -What's good, Wang? -Nice to see you again. 93 00:09:03,201 --> 00:09:04,068 Lil Wang. 94 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:05,370 -Bro. What? -Wang-Wang. 95 00:09:05,403 --> 00:09:07,105 -Hey, you crazy. -Yo, Wang-Wang in the house. 96 00:09:07,138 --> 00:09:08,439 -You know how it is. -No, but for real, though. 97 00:09:08,473 --> 00:09:10,141 Like, Lil Wayne wears camo shorts all the time. 98 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,976 All right, then he's gay, then. 99 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,578 Dude, everyone wears them. 100 00:09:13,611 --> 00:09:15,079 So then everyone's gay, then. 101 00:09:15,113 --> 00:09:16,381 No way y'all lost to Niles, dude. 102 00:09:16,414 --> 00:09:18,383 Yes, bro. That kid with the goatee 103 00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:20,485 hit a bomb off of Ryan in the fourth inning, like... 104 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,487 Mexican Kenny? 105 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,255 I think he's Filipino. 106 00:09:24,288 --> 00:09:26,124 Nah, dude, that boy talks hella Mexican. 107 00:09:26,157 --> 00:09:27,658 Yo, what you mean by that? 108 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,160 Like, he just calls me, like, "ese" and shit. 109 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,528 I swear to God, he's just all about 110 00:09:30,561 --> 00:09:31,963 the, like, Mexicano slang. 111 00:09:31,996 --> 00:09:33,464 -Like, I don't know. -That's so weird. 112 00:09:33,498 --> 00:09:35,533 Wait, hold on. Hold up. Did I tell you about Rishi? 113 00:09:35,566 --> 00:09:37,402 -Who's Rishi? -It's just, like, baseball shit. 114 00:09:37,435 --> 00:09:39,137 -You don't got to worry about it. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 115 00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:40,438 What about him, though? 116 00:09:40,471 --> 00:09:42,340 Dude, he shit his pants during practice. 117 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,409 And he was all like, "My mom's pulling a prank on me. 118 00:09:44,442 --> 00:09:46,010 She put poop in my pants again." 119 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:47,211 Dude, what do you mean by "again," though? 120 00:09:47,245 --> 00:09:49,414 Yo, bro, where have you been?! 121 00:09:49,447 --> 00:09:51,315 I've been hyping you up too much, bruh. 122 00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:52,683 What's good, Hardeep? 123 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,718 Sup, virgins? 124 00:09:53,751 --> 00:09:55,553 Dude, you're not a virgin? 125 00:09:55,586 --> 00:09:57,155 Nah, I fricked your mom! 126 00:09:57,188 --> 00:09:58,990 -Dude. No, dude. -What? 127 00:09:59,023 --> 00:10:00,391 Bro, his mom has cancer. 128 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,727 Oh, uh, my bad. Uh, uh, is she, is she okay? 129 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,061 No, she got cancer. 130 00:10:04,095 --> 00:10:05,730 I'm sorry for your loss. Yo, Jade! 131 00:10:05,763 --> 00:10:07,331 She's still alive. 132 00:10:07,365 --> 00:10:09,267 Jade, this is my boy I've been telling you about. 133 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:13,037 He's the most freshest, flyest Pakistani in all of Fremont. 134 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,039 -That's Jade. She's a real one. -Hey, what's up? 135 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:17,108 -And that's Ellie. -Uh, hi. 136 00:10:17,141 --> 00:10:18,409 She's a dumb bitch. 137 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:20,044 Wait, what was your name again? -Fahad. 138 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:21,579 -Fuckwad. -Bro, shut up. 139 00:10:21,612 --> 00:10:23,014 These are my friends right here. 140 00:10:23,047 --> 00:10:24,415 We got Wang-Wang, Soup. 141 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,384 -Your name is Soup? -Well, my real name is Jimmy, 142 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,152 -but everyone just calls me Soup. -Why? 143 00:10:28,186 --> 00:10:30,054 His house just, like, always smells like soup. 144 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:32,256 Yeah, my mom cooks hella kimchi-jjigae. 145 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:34,058 You know, radish soup, ox bone soup. 146 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,360 -All the Korean classics. -Oh, that sounds good. 147 00:10:36,394 --> 00:10:38,996 So, I heard you have some really good stories. 148 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,164 Yeah, I mean, like, they a'ight. 149 00:10:40,198 --> 00:10:41,466 Nah, they hecka funny. 150 00:10:41,499 --> 00:10:43,501 He's gonna be the first brown EGOT winner. 151 00:10:43,534 --> 00:10:44,735 I'm calling it. 152 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,337 My mom loves David Letterman. 153 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:48,339 Hey, can you, like, call me in, like, a minute? 154 00:10:48,372 --> 00:10:50,741 -Dude, why? -Just-just call me. 155 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,210 A'ight, whatever, man. 156 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,770 Madi, come here. You have to see this. 157 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,405 Georgia. 158 00:11:21,439 --> 00:11:24,509 ♪ Shaking that thing like you're playing Pop Warner ♪ 159 00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,511 ♪ Touchdown turnaround... ♪ 160 00:11:27,678 --> 00:11:29,280 Hey. 161 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,649 Yo, why'd you ask me to call you? 162 00:11:31,682 --> 00:11:34,619 Yeah, don't worry about it. -Okay, bye, pookie. 163 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:38,122 So Hardeep starts pissing in the river, right? 164 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,690 And Wang-Wang starts filming him. 165 00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:41,792 And then he uploads it to YouTube 166 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,794 and titles it "Hardeep Pissing in the River." 167 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,396 And he sends it to us, and we're like, 168 00:11:45,429 --> 00:11:47,498 "All right, yeah. That shit go." 169 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:50,167 But then a few days later, I get a call from Hardeep, 170 00:11:50,201 --> 00:11:51,803 and he's like, "Yo, breh! 171 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,372 "Can you tell your boy to take that video of me pissing down? 172 00:11:54,405 --> 00:11:56,140 My dad saw it, and he's, like, fucking heated, cuh." 173 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,575 I said "frickin'." I haven't cussed since sixth grade. 174 00:11:57,608 --> 00:11:59,277 -All right, whatever. -"Frickin'." - 175 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:00,545 So I text Wang-Wang to take the video down, 176 00:12:00,578 --> 00:12:01,546 and he's like, "Okay." 177 00:12:01,579 --> 00:12:03,214 But then the next day, 178 00:12:03,247 --> 00:12:05,216 this motherfucker calls me again, 179 00:12:05,249 --> 00:12:07,285 and bro's like, "Hey, can you tell your boy 180 00:12:07,318 --> 00:12:09,120 "to take that video of me down for real? 181 00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:11,322 I just got another brown butt whupping." 182 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,825 And I was like, "I did." 183 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,793 And he was like, "Well, he didn't do it. 184 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,428 "He just changed the title to 185 00:12:17,461 --> 00:12:20,298 -'Gagandeep Gupta Pissing in the River.'" - 186 00:12:20,331 --> 00:12:23,200 Your total is 96.59. 187 00:12:23,234 --> 00:12:25,303 Holy shit. 188 00:12:25,336 --> 00:12:27,572 Yo, um, I-I got to pee. I'll be back. 189 00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:29,440 All right, dude, just, like, hurry up though. 190 00:12:29,473 --> 00:12:32,376 -My mom's gonna be here soon. -Okay. 191 00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:34,512 I don't believe it! 192 00:12:43,487 --> 00:12:44,689 Come in. 193 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,391 -What? -It's unlocked. 194 00:12:47,425 --> 00:12:49,861 No, I c-- I could just wait until you're done. 195 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,330 Can you go get that? 196 00:12:56,802 --> 00:12:59,437 Can I help you? 197 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:01,606 Uh... Uh, yeah. 198 00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:03,875 I-I just, I just thought that was, like, the restroom, 199 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,676 so I was kind of, like, yeah, you know, 200 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:08,245 -knocking on doors and stuff. -It's okay. 201 00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:10,181 I like your shirt. 202 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:14,418 -Thanks. -Hayley Williams, I love her. 203 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,222 Yeah, yeah. I-I love Hayley Williams, too. 204 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,757 Madi, come on. 205 00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,392 Okay. 206 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,862 Do you want to come hang out with us? 207 00:13:23,895 --> 00:13:26,597 Um, sure. 208 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,399 Okay, come here. 209 00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:37,943 07/29/08, baby. 210 00:13:37,976 --> 00:13:39,911 You're finally 15 like me. 211 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,913 -Happy birthday. We love you. -Happy birthday. 212 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,447 -We love you. -Miss you so much. 213 00:13:43,481 --> 00:13:45,383 -Wish you were here. Mwah. -Mwah. Mwah. 214 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:48,719 We wish you could've been here, but we hope you're having fun. 215 00:13:48,753 --> 00:13:51,288 -Bye! -Bye! 216 00:13:52,356 --> 00:13:54,625 I look fugly. 217 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,693 No, you don't. 218 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,562 You want to try? 219 00:13:58,596 --> 00:14:00,297 Sure. 220 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,567 So, you know each other? 221 00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:06,872 Um, yeah. You look familiar. 222 00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:09,607 You go to Horner, right? 223 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,810 Yeah, but, um, not anymore. 224 00:14:13,444 --> 00:14:16,747 Uh, I just graduated. So, uh, yeah, thank God. 225 00:14:16,781 --> 00:14:18,516 Um, yeah. 226 00:14:18,549 --> 00:14:20,484 Horner kind of, like, sucks dick, you know? 227 00:14:22,753 --> 00:14:23,822 I liked Horner. 228 00:14:23,855 --> 00:14:25,589 Yeah, I thought Horner was fun. 229 00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:29,460 ♪ Pay the bus fare or we find a new reason... ♪ 230 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,430 Uh, what was your name again? 231 00:14:32,463 --> 00:14:36,534 I'm Chris, but, um, all my friends just call me Wang-Wang. 232 00:14:37,735 --> 00:14:39,537 What should I call you? 233 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:41,405 Um... 234 00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:43,340 You can just call me Wang-Wang. 235 00:14:43,374 --> 00:14:44,608 Wang-Wang? 236 00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:46,011 Isn't that, like, the sound a duck makes? 237 00:14:46,044 --> 00:14:48,013 You know, like, "Wang-Wang." 238 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,718 Oh, uh, oh, okay, um... 239 00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:54,986 Uh, uh... 240 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,722 Sorry, um, I-I probably-- I-I got to go. 241 00:14:57,755 --> 00:14:59,891 But, um, thanks for letting me just, like, 242 00:14:59,925 --> 00:15:01,860 hang out with you guys for a bit. 243 00:15:01,893 --> 00:15:04,328 Yeah. Okay, bye. 244 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,763 I love that song. 245 00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:08,900 Oh. Yeah, uh, me, too. 246 00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:10,367 You have a good taste in music. 247 00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:11,870 Are we Facebook friends? 248 00:15:11,903 --> 00:15:14,806 Um... 249 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,774 I'm not sure. 250 00:15:16,808 --> 00:15:18,676 Okay, well, you should add me. 251 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,880 ♪ Is so comforting now, did the Earth just slam... ♪ 252 00:15:21,913 --> 00:15:23,014 Okay. 253 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,349 Okay. Bye. 254 00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:26,985 ♪ And I know it ♪ 255 00:15:27,018 --> 00:15:29,320 ♪ Won't undo their past ♪ 256 00:15:29,353 --> 00:15:31,957 ♪ By walking and talking backwards... ♪ 257 00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,557 Weren't you leaving? 258 00:15:33,591 --> 00:15:35,026 Um, yeah. 259 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,362 I just-- just give me a second. 260 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,498 ♪ Pay the bus fare or we find a new reason ♪ 261 00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:43,534 ♪ A new way of living, and we shout it out ♪ 262 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,770 ♪ And try to dream again ♪ 263 00:15:45,804 --> 00:15:47,538 ♪ Hey, now, now... ♪ 264 00:15:58,549 --> 00:15:59,818 Dìdi! 265 00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:01,786 What? 266 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:04,388 -Dìdi! -What?! 267 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,924 Dinner's ready! 268 00:16:05,957 --> 00:16:08,292 Okay, I'm coming! 269 00:16:28,712 --> 00:16:30,048 Chris! 270 00:16:30,081 --> 00:16:31,682 Oh, my-- What?! Ow! 271 00:16:31,715 --> 00:16:35,887 I swear to God, if you ever pee in my lotion again, 272 00:16:35,921 --> 00:16:38,089 I'm gonna period in your mouth. 273 00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:39,590 What the fuck?! 274 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,592 Ow! 275 00:16:42,426 --> 00:16:43,895 Ew! 276 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:45,931 Mom! 277 00:17:05,951 --> 00:17:07,551 Nai Nai. 278 00:17:07,585 --> 00:17:10,354 Nai Nai, look at the camera. 279 00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:17,361 What are you talking about? You're beautiful. 280 00:17:18,964 --> 00:17:20,999 I ugly. 281 00:17:21,032 --> 00:17:22,600 No, you're beautiful. 282 00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:23,734 You're beautiful. 283 00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,136 No, you're beautiful. 284 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,038 No, I love you. 285 00:17:53,932 --> 00:17:55,133 Dìdi? 286 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,800 What? 287 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,171 Hmm? 288 00:18:01,772 --> 00:18:02,807 Look. 289 00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:06,945 ♪ Did you know that I like to do the dance... ♪ 290 00:18:17,956 --> 00:18:19,824 Uh... 291 00:18:21,026 --> 00:18:22,660 I look stupid. 292 00:18:25,096 --> 00:18:28,666 ♪ Every day, go to school, do the dance, talk the girls ♪ 293 00:18:28,699 --> 00:18:30,467 ♪ Exercise, be the good guy... ♪ 294 00:18:32,971 --> 00:18:34,873 Nothing. 295 00:18:41,712 --> 00:18:43,882 Mom, j-just stop nagging me. 296 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,758 ♪ Get off the dance floor and start doing your chores ♪ 297 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:57,228 ♪ It's Sunday afternoon! ♪ 298 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,768 ♪ It's Sunday afternoon... ♪ 299 00:19:07,005 --> 00:19:08,974 Yeah! Korea, number one! 300 00:19:12,143 --> 00:19:13,510 Who's up? 301 00:19:13,544 --> 00:19:15,746 Damn. 302 00:19:16,815 --> 00:19:18,984 I'm thinking you. Come on, get in here. 303 00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:20,651 -Ooh. -Can't handle this. 304 00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:26,523 Fight! 305 00:19:30,095 --> 00:19:32,629 -Hit him! Hit him in the chest! -Think of Bruce Lee! 306 00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:34,132 -Hit him in the chest! -Hey, no face shots! 307 00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:35,300 -What the hell? -My bad, my bad. 308 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:38,036 Go, Wang-Wang! 309 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,704 ♪ It's Sunday afternoon ♪ 310 00:19:40,738 --> 00:19:43,607 ♪ And there a few things that I have to do... ♪ 311 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,277 Get off me! 312 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,146 ♪ Then I'll head down to the mall... ♪ 313 00:19:48,179 --> 00:19:49,580 What are you doing? 314 00:19:49,613 --> 00:19:50,781 What the hell?! 315 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,318 Whoa! 316 00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:55,786 -He bit my nipple. -You fucked him up. 317 00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:41,698 Nai Nai. 318 00:20:53,677 --> 00:20:55,146 Dìdi? 319 00:20:57,982 --> 00:20:59,951 Nai Nai, no. 320 00:21:14,365 --> 00:21:16,968 Mom, I just told you I'm fine. 321 00:23:44,449 --> 00:23:46,284 Fuck. 322 00:24:58,489 --> 00:25:01,292 -Mom, can you not? -Mom, umbrellas are for rain. 323 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,864 -She's so annoying. -So embarrassing. 324 00:25:14,205 --> 00:25:17,342 Can you not comment on my body? 325 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:18,476 God. 326 00:25:35,626 --> 00:25:37,061 Come on, Cory, keep up. 327 00:25:37,095 --> 00:25:39,097 Shut up, bro. I'm coming. 328 00:25:39,130 --> 00:25:40,331 You hella slow. 329 00:25:40,365 --> 00:25:42,033 Hey, push faster. Come on. 330 00:25:42,066 --> 00:25:43,634 I'm not trying to drop my soda. 331 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,303 Why you always lag? 332 00:25:46,270 --> 00:25:48,940 -Holy shit. -Oh, that was sketchy, but I'll take it. 333 00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:52,009 -Okay, okay. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 334 00:25:52,043 --> 00:25:53,578 All right, kick flip. 335 00:25:55,413 --> 00:25:57,415 That's how it's done. 336 00:25:57,448 --> 00:25:59,016 Wrap it up. 337 00:26:00,318 --> 00:26:03,221 -Got lucky on that one. -All right. 338 00:26:04,422 --> 00:26:05,523 What's up? 339 00:26:05,556 --> 00:26:07,191 ♪ At a convenience store ♪ 340 00:26:07,225 --> 00:26:08,426 ♪ Working the counter, making minimum dough ♪ 341 00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:10,128 Uh, hi. 342 00:26:10,161 --> 00:26:12,697 ♪ Selling discount smokes to the neighborhood folk... ♪ 343 00:26:12,730 --> 00:26:14,298 Hi. 344 00:26:15,967 --> 00:26:17,502 These, uh... 345 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,504 These guys are really good. 346 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:21,205 Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah. 347 00:26:21,239 --> 00:26:22,073 Thank you. 348 00:26:22,106 --> 00:26:23,975 You guys, like, sponsored? 349 00:26:24,008 --> 00:26:25,510 -Almost, bro. -You wish. 350 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:27,512 I've been trying to get these clips for this Berrics thing 351 00:26:27,545 --> 00:26:28,713 that's coming up next month, 352 00:26:28,746 --> 00:26:30,281 but we don't really have, like, a filmer 353 00:26:30,314 --> 00:26:31,716 -at the moment. -Once we got them clips. 354 00:26:31,749 --> 00:26:33,184 I just need like two more tricks 355 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,585 for my sponsor me tape, and I'm good. 356 00:26:34,619 --> 00:26:36,087 Oh, yeah. After that, we going up. 357 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,488 Oh, that's the dream, bro. -Yeah. 358 00:26:37,522 --> 00:26:41,959 I mean, um, if you guys, like, need a filmer, I-I film. 359 00:26:41,993 --> 00:26:43,294 -You film? -Yeah. 360 00:26:43,327 --> 00:26:45,163 -Like skateboarding? -Yeah, skateboarding. 361 00:26:45,196 --> 00:26:47,432 -You film skateboarding? -I-- Yes, I film. 362 00:26:47,465 --> 00:26:49,267 It's kind of perfect, 'cause, uh, 363 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:51,068 we don't really kick it with our filmer at the moment. 364 00:26:51,102 --> 00:26:53,337 Oh. Yeah, what happened? 365 00:26:54,205 --> 00:26:55,673 -That bro died. -He's gone. 366 00:26:55,706 --> 00:26:57,575 Yeah, rest in peace, bro. 367 00:26:57,608 --> 00:26:59,243 Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm sorry. 368 00:26:59,277 --> 00:27:02,180 -Bruh, I'm fucking with you, bro. - 369 00:27:02,213 --> 00:27:03,448 He fucked my girlfriend, 370 00:27:03,481 --> 00:27:05,016 so we just kind of stopped kicking it. 371 00:27:05,049 --> 00:27:06,317 -He's dead to us. -You know what I mean? 372 00:27:06,350 --> 00:27:08,186 You let him fuck your girl, bruh. 373 00:27:08,219 --> 00:27:09,922 Hey, what's your name, man? 374 00:27:10,788 --> 00:27:12,356 I'm, uh... 375 00:27:13,524 --> 00:27:15,460 -I'm-I'm Chris. -Chris? 376 00:27:15,493 --> 00:27:17,328 Donovan, man. Pleasure. 377 00:27:17,361 --> 00:27:18,463 This is Cory. 378 00:27:18,496 --> 00:27:19,697 -Nugget. -What's up? 379 00:27:19,730 --> 00:27:21,132 All right, right on, man. 380 00:27:21,165 --> 00:27:22,366 -We'll hit you up. -Nice to meet you. 381 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,734 Just please do not fuck my girlfriend. 382 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,203 Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it. 383 00:27:25,236 --> 00:27:26,471 I got, I got a girlfriend. 384 00:27:26,504 --> 00:27:28,439 -Oh, you... -Oh, he got a shorty. 385 00:27:28,473 --> 00:27:30,675 -Where you go get you a girl? -All right, man, well, 386 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:32,477 uh, you got, like, a YouTube or something I could look up? 387 00:27:32,510 --> 00:27:35,446 I'll check out your videos when I get home. 388 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,081 Uh... 389 00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:38,516 Fuck. 390 00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:57,235 -It's lit. -All right. All right. 391 00:27:57,268 --> 00:27:58,536 -Go, go. -Go, come on. 392 00:27:58,569 --> 00:28:00,137 -Hey, yo, let's go. Inhale. -I'll try it. 393 00:28:00,171 --> 00:28:01,372 -Wow. -Wu-Tang that shit. 394 00:28:01,405 --> 00:28:02,640 Wu-Tang it. 395 00:28:02,673 --> 00:28:04,775 -Yeah! Yeah! -No way! 396 00:28:36,274 --> 00:28:38,576 Weighted. 397 00:28:38,609 --> 00:28:42,079 Oh, Max. You are great. 398 00:29:02,266 --> 00:29:03,501 Oh. 399 00:29:11,475 --> 00:29:13,377 Ah. 400 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:22,219 Yeah. 401 00:29:24,655 --> 00:29:26,257 Mm-hmm. 402 00:29:31,863 --> 00:29:33,431 Chris... 403 00:29:57,788 --> 00:29:59,190 Yo, Wang-Wang. 404 00:29:59,223 --> 00:30:01,626 What's up, fool? Don't even trip, dude. 405 00:30:01,659 --> 00:30:02,894 Fuck them hoes. 406 00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:05,296 You a handsome motherfucker, man. 407 00:30:05,329 --> 00:30:06,932 You got strong-ass teeth. 408 00:30:06,965 --> 00:30:08,633 You look good in shorts. 409 00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:11,302 That's why Madi likes you, baby! 410 00:30:13,671 --> 00:30:15,773 Dude, she sent you a winky face. 411 00:30:15,807 --> 00:30:17,375 Do you know what that means? 412 00:30:17,408 --> 00:30:18,944 She wants your wang. I swear to God on my life, 413 00:30:18,977 --> 00:30:20,411 -she wants your wang. -Bro, what? No. 414 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:21,712 Dude, she's probably just trying to be, 415 00:30:21,746 --> 00:30:22,848 like, nice or something, bro. 416 00:30:22,881 --> 00:30:24,482 -Wow! -No, she is not. 417 00:30:24,515 --> 00:30:26,250 -You cannot take a hint. -Bro, Madi could literally be 418 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,652 touching your shlong right now, and you'd be like, 419 00:30:27,685 --> 00:30:29,654 "Oh, guys, I don't know if Madi likes me or not." 420 00:30:29,687 --> 00:30:31,255 -It's so true, bro. -Like, bro, come on. 421 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:32,723 You guys never take hints. 422 00:30:32,757 --> 00:30:34,592 Dude, dude, she's definitely just trying to be nice, bro. 423 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,260 -There's no way. -Shut the fuck up. All right, respond. 424 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,429 -What are you gonna say? -All right, um... 425 00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:40,297 Uh-huh. 426 00:30:40,331 --> 00:30:41,399 Can you type any faster? 427 00:30:41,432 --> 00:30:43,567 Bro, hold on. 428 00:30:44,435 --> 00:30:45,837 All right, is that good? 429 00:30:45,871 --> 00:30:47,906 Dude, no. 430 00:30:47,939 --> 00:30:50,307 -Are you serious? -Nah. -What? 431 00:30:50,341 --> 00:30:51,910 Bro, oh, my... For the love of God, 432 00:30:51,943 --> 00:30:53,411 please let me talk to her for you. 433 00:30:53,444 --> 00:30:55,579 -No, bro. This is... -What the fuck is that?! 434 00:30:55,613 --> 00:30:57,314 -This is fine, bro. -What is that? 435 00:30:57,348 --> 00:30:58,549 No, it's not fine. 436 00:30:58,582 --> 00:31:00,217 -You have no game, bro. -Nah, bro. 437 00:31:00,251 --> 00:31:01,419 -Come on, bro. -Dude, come on. 438 00:31:01,452 --> 00:31:02,854 I could get you this girl right now. 439 00:31:02,888 --> 00:31:04,789 -Bro, I... -Dude, please. 440 00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,290 One sentence. One sentence. 441 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:07,692 -Fine. One sentence. -All right. Let's go. 442 00:31:07,725 --> 00:31:09,460 -One. -All right. 443 00:31:10,862 --> 00:31:12,831 How about "get boba"? 444 00:31:12,864 --> 00:31:15,366 Come on, that's good. 445 00:31:15,399 --> 00:31:17,435 -Okay, cool. Fine. Whatever. -All right. Cool. 446 00:31:17,468 --> 00:31:19,704 Let's do this real quick. 447 00:31:20,906 --> 00:31:22,406 Bro! Bro, you can't... 448 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,975 Dude, give me my fucking phone! 449 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,010 Hold his ass down! 450 00:31:25,043 --> 00:31:26,577 Soup, hold his ass down! 451 00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:28,279 -Hold him down! -Give me my fucking phone back. 452 00:31:28,312 --> 00:31:29,714 -Give me my fucking phone back. -Oh, shit. 453 00:31:29,747 --> 00:31:31,515 -Hold him down! -Give me the phone, dude. 454 00:31:31,549 --> 00:31:33,451 I'm not fucking playing around. Give me the phone. 455 00:31:33,484 --> 00:31:35,252 Yo, what are you saying, bro? 456 00:31:35,286 --> 00:31:36,822 -Sound like a bitch, boy. -Ow! 457 00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:38,857 -No, what are you... -I thought you were stronger than this. 458 00:31:38,890 --> 00:31:40,624 -Come on. -Little bitch, bro. 459 00:31:40,658 --> 00:31:41,827 Oh, hi, Nai Nai. 460 00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,461 Hey. Hello. 461 00:31:47,298 --> 00:31:49,366 Nai Nai, help. 462 00:31:50,801 --> 00:31:52,636 -Your boyfriend, sexy time. -Good friend. 463 00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:54,005 Come on, dance for your grandma. 464 00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:55,539 Nai Nai... 465 00:31:59,310 --> 00:32:01,278 -I love you, too. -Bye-bye. -Get off me. 466 00:32:01,312 --> 00:32:02,580 Done. 467 00:32:02,613 --> 00:32:04,749 What did you say? What did you say? 468 00:32:04,782 --> 00:32:06,751 -Bro, come on! -I don't know, dude. 469 00:32:06,784 --> 00:32:08,352 We'll find out. 470 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,754 Oh! 471 00:32:09,787 --> 00:32:11,422 What? Wait, what'd she say? 472 00:32:11,455 --> 00:32:13,557 -What'd she say? -Oh, whoa. 473 00:32:13,591 --> 00:32:15,259 Come on! 474 00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:18,063 Just thank me later, bro. 475 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,027 How to kiss like a pro. 476 00:32:49,060 --> 00:32:50,594 Are you a good kisser? 477 00:32:50,628 --> 00:32:52,797 Anybody can be with the right technique. 478 00:32:52,831 --> 00:32:55,566 Step one: clean your mouth. 479 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:58,669 Brush your teeth, floss and use mouthwash. 480 00:32:58,702 --> 00:33:01,539 Bad breath is the ruination of kissing. 481 00:33:01,572 --> 00:33:05,409 Step two: sit with your partner, preferably in private. 482 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,512 Public displays of affection may be fun for you, 483 00:33:08,546 --> 00:33:11,883 but they make everyone else uncomfortable. 484 00:33:11,917 --> 00:33:13,617 You don't want to do that. 485 00:33:13,651 --> 00:33:16,754 Step three: relax and clear your mind. 486 00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:19,590 Focus only on the person in front of you. 487 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:22,693 Angle your face to avoid crunching noses. 488 00:33:22,726 --> 00:33:25,864 Lean into the person until your lips touch. 489 00:33:25,897 --> 00:33:29,968 Keep lip contact soft and gentle in the beginning. 490 00:33:30,001 --> 00:33:31,468 Oh. 491 00:33:31,502 --> 00:33:33,671 Step four: open your mouth enough 492 00:33:33,704 --> 00:33:36,707 to slowly slide your tongue into your partner's mouth. 493 00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:40,444 Just remember to keep it slow and soft, 494 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:42,580 not darting or invasive. 495 00:33:42,613 --> 00:33:44,782 Don't forget to breathe through your nose. 496 00:33:44,816 --> 00:33:48,954 Nothing ruins a good make-out like falling unconscious. 497 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,456 Do or do not. 498 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,458 There is no try. 499 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:55,593 What was that? 500 00:33:55,626 --> 00:33:57,428 Yoda. 501 00:33:57,461 --> 00:33:59,463 Oh, yeah, Yoda. 502 00:34:01,532 --> 00:34:03,902 Have you never seen Star Wars? 503 00:34:03,935 --> 00:34:05,469 I've seen Star Wars. 504 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,471 What color's Yoda? 505 00:34:08,940 --> 00:34:10,809 Uh... 506 00:34:10,842 --> 00:34:12,610 I don't know. Like a... 507 00:34:13,544 --> 00:34:14,980 -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -Like a... 508 00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:17,148 um, like a metallic chrome? 509 00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:20,551 -A metallic chrome? -Yeah. 510 00:34:20,584 --> 00:34:21,785 No. 511 00:34:23,721 --> 00:34:26,490 Like a-a... a bright yellow? 512 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:27,959 No, that-- no. 513 00:34:27,993 --> 00:34:30,628 -Okay, I've never seen Star Wars. -Yeah. 514 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:34,565 How have you seen A Walk to Remember 515 00:34:34,598 --> 00:34:36,500 but not Star Wars? 516 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,470 I don't know. I think my sister probably, like, 517 00:34:39,503 --> 00:34:41,039 made me watch it or something. 518 00:34:41,072 --> 00:34:42,807 I didn't realize you had a sister. 519 00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:47,145 Yeah, I have a sister. 520 00:34:47,178 --> 00:34:51,182 She... older or younger? 521 00:34:51,216 --> 00:34:52,750 She's older. 522 00:34:52,783 --> 00:34:54,019 Nice. 523 00:34:57,088 --> 00:35:00,191 I have an older brother, so that's why... 524 00:35:00,225 --> 00:35:02,093 -Yeah. -...I was wondering. 525 00:35:02,127 --> 00:35:04,728 Are you two close? 526 00:35:04,762 --> 00:35:06,764 Um, yeah. 527 00:35:06,797 --> 00:35:07,866 Yeah, I'd say so. 528 00:35:07,899 --> 00:35:10,936 I mean, we were close before he left for college, 529 00:35:10,969 --> 00:35:15,006 so I don't really get to see him that much anymore. 530 00:35:16,107 --> 00:35:18,542 Are you close with your sister? 531 00:35:22,113 --> 00:35:23,982 Yeah. 532 00:35:27,785 --> 00:35:30,255 -Hey, I have a gift for you. -A gift? 533 00:35:30,288 --> 00:35:32,589 -A gift. -For me? 534 00:35:34,692 --> 00:35:37,695 -What is it? -It's an eraser. 535 00:35:37,728 --> 00:35:39,864 -An eraser? -Yeah, it's got the big side, 536 00:35:39,898 --> 00:35:41,532 -and then it's got... -The little side. 537 00:35:41,565 --> 00:35:43,234 A little-- the roller side. It rolls. 538 00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:45,937 Oh, that's... that's really cool. -Yeah. 539 00:35:45,971 --> 00:35:47,172 Thank you. 540 00:35:47,205 --> 00:35:49,473 -Yeah. -I like it. 541 00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:54,045 Can I ask you a serious question? 542 00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:01,086 Sure. 543 00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:04,089 You've seen Jaws, right? 544 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:09,928 -No? -No. 545 00:36:09,961 --> 00:36:11,262 Wow. 546 00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:14,132 Um, okay. 547 00:36:14,165 --> 00:36:16,067 What about... 548 00:36:16,101 --> 00:36:17,701 E.T.? 549 00:36:18,769 --> 00:36:21,772 -Yeah, I've seen E.T. -Okay. Okay, good. 550 00:36:21,806 --> 00:36:25,076 Let's see who can do a better E.T. impression. 551 00:36:25,110 --> 00:36:26,277 Okay. 552 00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:27,778 -You go first. -You go first. Jinx. 553 00:36:27,812 --> 00:36:30,315 Okay, now you have to go first. 554 00:36:32,884 --> 00:36:34,152 Okay. 555 00:36:34,185 --> 00:36:35,786 Just an E.T. impression, right? 556 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,122 If you've seen the movie, you'll know. 557 00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:38,857 Yeah, I've seen the movie. 558 00:36:38,890 --> 00:36:40,557 E.T. 559 00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:43,028 Um... 560 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,775 You have not seen E.T. before. 561 00:36:57,809 --> 00:36:59,643 I definitely have seen E.T. 562 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,146 No, you definitely haven't if that was your impression. 563 00:37:01,179 --> 00:37:04,049 That's the sound he makes at, like, the end credits. 564 00:37:04,082 --> 00:37:06,151 Yeah, okay. 565 00:37:11,990 --> 00:37:13,791 You know... 566 00:37:14,859 --> 00:37:17,795 ...you're pretty cute for an Asian. 567 00:37:29,773 --> 00:37:32,077 Have you ever played the nervous game before? 568 00:37:33,845 --> 00:37:35,146 No. 569 00:37:38,349 --> 00:37:40,584 Are you nervous? 570 00:37:43,988 --> 00:37:45,689 Are you nervous? 571 00:37:51,129 --> 00:37:52,964 Are you nervous? 572 00:37:56,935 --> 00:37:58,602 Are you nervous? 573 00:38:03,141 --> 00:38:04,876 Are you nervous? 574 00:38:06,777 --> 00:38:08,745 Are you nervous? 575 00:38:10,281 --> 00:38:12,217 -Yes. -What? 576 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,218 Yes. 577 00:38:13,251 --> 00:38:14,385 Oh. 578 00:38:14,419 --> 00:38:16,387 Yes, I-I mean, I am nervous. I just-- 579 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:18,156 Can you, um... 580 00:38:18,189 --> 00:38:19,723 -Sorry. -Yeah, I-I'm sorry. 581 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:20,992 -No, it's okay, it's okay. -Because I-I freaked out 582 00:38:21,025 --> 00:38:22,127 -a little bit. -It's okay. It's okay. 583 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,394 I'm just-- I-I'm sorry. 584 00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:25,864 You don't have to apologize. It's okay. 585 00:38:25,897 --> 00:38:27,198 Really. 586 00:39:03,067 --> 00:39:04,668 Where were you? 587 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,071 Nowhere. 588 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,242 Hanging out with Fahad and Soup? 589 00:39:14,012 --> 00:39:16,948 -No. -Okay, so what were you doing? 590 00:39:16,981 --> 00:39:18,283 It's not like you have any other friends. 591 00:39:18,316 --> 00:39:19,317 And also, no one likes you. 592 00:39:19,350 --> 00:39:21,785 Shut the fuck up! 593 00:39:22,987 --> 00:39:25,722 Why are you always so mean to me, huh? 594 00:39:27,091 --> 00:39:28,193 What? 595 00:39:28,226 --> 00:39:29,726 I can't wait for you to leave 596 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,263 so I don't have to see your ugly face again. 597 00:40:22,046 --> 00:40:24,249 Bro, how'd things go with Madi? 598 00:40:27,518 --> 00:40:29,287 -Good. -What do you mean "good"? 599 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,356 Like, good or... good? 600 00:40:31,389 --> 00:40:33,157 You know what I'm saying? 601 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,862 -She touched my wiener. -No. 602 00:40:37,895 --> 00:40:39,998 No way she gave you a hand job. 603 00:40:41,032 --> 00:40:42,467 I'm fucking proud of you, dude. 604 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:45,270 For the first time in my life, I'm actually proud of you. 605 00:40:45,303 --> 00:40:47,105 Good shit, dude. 606 00:40:47,138 --> 00:40:49,140 Finally. 607 00:40:52,577 --> 00:40:54,545 ♪ Imaginary girl ♪ 608 00:40:54,579 --> 00:40:56,881 ♪ This is a song for you ♪ 609 00:40:56,914 --> 00:40:58,416 ♪ Sorry it took forever... ♪ 610 00:40:58,449 --> 00:41:00,184 Oh. 611 00:41:01,452 --> 00:41:02,987 Hurry up. 612 00:41:03,021 --> 00:41:04,589 ♪ It was the least I could do ♪ 613 00:41:04,622 --> 00:41:08,026 ♪ Better late than never ♪ 614 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,228 ♪ Out of the water ♪ 615 00:41:10,261 --> 00:41:12,430 ♪ You appeared like a dream to me... ♪ 616 00:41:12,463 --> 00:41:13,965 Oh, that's so cute. 617 00:41:13,998 --> 00:41:15,300 Can you take a photo of all of us? 618 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:17,435 ♪ And I wanna thank you ♪ 619 00:41:17,468 --> 00:41:19,937 ♪ Imaginary girl ♪ 620 00:41:19,971 --> 00:41:21,939 ♪ You really blow my mind ♪ 621 00:41:21,973 --> 00:41:23,941 ♪ You got to be joking... ♪ 622 00:41:23,975 --> 00:41:25,443 Wait. 623 00:41:25,476 --> 00:41:28,046 Give us, like, a "one, two, three" or something. 624 00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:29,280 Come on. 625 00:41:29,314 --> 00:41:30,581 Come on, bro. 626 00:41:30,615 --> 00:41:32,884 Aren't you, like, the camera guy? 627 00:41:34,452 --> 00:41:36,521 One, two, 628 00:41:36,554 --> 00:41:37,922 three. 629 00:41:39,357 --> 00:41:41,192 Like, do they just walk onto the crime scene, 630 00:41:41,225 --> 00:41:43,428 -like, slip, like, "Oh, shit. Fuck." - 631 00:41:43,461 --> 00:41:45,263 "What the hell is that? 632 00:41:45,296 --> 00:41:46,931 Semen!" 633 00:41:46,964 --> 00:41:48,933 It's like, dude, what are burglars even doing these days? 634 00:41:48,966 --> 00:41:50,935 How do you even think of this stuff? 635 00:41:50,968 --> 00:41:53,938 -You write what you know. -Isn't that Dave Chappelle? 636 00:41:54,605 --> 00:41:56,174 We should look at those shoes 637 00:41:56,207 --> 00:41:58,409 -that we saw at the mall the other day. -Oh, yeah. 638 00:41:59,377 --> 00:42:00,945 You're quiet. 639 00:42:00,978 --> 00:42:03,214 Yeah, quit being weird, bro. 640 00:42:03,247 --> 00:42:05,216 -I'm not being weird. -Just a little bit. 641 00:42:05,249 --> 00:42:06,951 You're just kind of, like, silent over there. 642 00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:08,586 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 643 00:42:08,619 --> 00:42:11,456 Um, do you have any funny stories? 644 00:42:12,657 --> 00:42:14,192 Uh... 645 00:42:14,225 --> 00:42:16,427 Why are you looking at me? 646 00:42:18,129 --> 00:42:19,263 Uh... 647 00:42:19,297 --> 00:42:20,932 There's-there's the squirrel story. 648 00:42:20,965 --> 00:42:23,134 Please don't do... Don't fucking do that. 649 00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:24,569 Wait, what's the squirrel story? 650 00:42:24,602 --> 00:42:26,904 It's nothing. It's just, like, not a great story. 651 00:42:26,938 --> 00:42:28,106 No, no, no, tell us. 652 00:42:28,139 --> 00:42:30,141 -You have to tell us. -Yeah. 653 00:42:31,209 --> 00:42:33,378 Don't listen to him. What's the squirrel story? 654 00:42:33,411 --> 00:42:35,580 Go on, tell us. 655 00:42:35,613 --> 00:42:38,282 Okay, well, um, there-there's this, 656 00:42:38,316 --> 00:42:39,984 there's this one time we were, uh, 657 00:42:40,017 --> 00:42:42,220 we were walking through the park, you know, 658 00:42:42,253 --> 00:42:44,655 and, uh, I saw this dead squirrel on the floor, 659 00:42:44,689 --> 00:42:46,157 and, uh, I thought it'd be funny 660 00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:48,059 if I showed it to my friends. 661 00:42:48,092 --> 00:42:52,196 So, um, I picked it up, and-and I-I put it in my backpack, 662 00:42:52,230 --> 00:42:56,401 and then, and then, you know, we-we got to the park. 663 00:42:56,434 --> 00:42:58,536 I-I pulled out the squirrel. 664 00:42:58,569 --> 00:43:00,438 And it was, like, you know, super dead and stuff, 665 00:43:00,471 --> 00:43:03,441 -and they were like, "Holy crap." - 666 00:43:03,474 --> 00:43:06,411 -I'm pretty sure that's dead. -Bro, it's been dead. 667 00:43:06,444 --> 00:43:08,279 And then after that, we're gonna, we're gonna bury it. 668 00:43:08,312 --> 00:43:11,282 You know? But, uh, my buddy, Soup... 669 00:43:12,350 --> 00:43:14,118 ...he pours this, like, energy drink 670 00:43:14,152 --> 00:43:16,421 into the squirrel's mouth, and then-then, like, 671 00:43:16,454 --> 00:43:18,689 it starts, like, spazzing out, it starts freaking out, 672 00:43:18,723 --> 00:43:20,191 and everyone's like... 673 00:43:20,224 --> 00:43:21,692 And then my other friend, he, like, 674 00:43:21,726 --> 00:43:23,161 grabs it by the tail, and he starts, like, 675 00:43:23,194 --> 00:43:24,962 swinging it around like Indiana Jones. 676 00:43:24,996 --> 00:43:26,030 Looks like an absolute, 677 00:43:26,063 --> 00:43:27,532 like, psycho, you know? 678 00:43:27,565 --> 00:43:29,233 He's, like, chasing us. We're running away from him. 679 00:43:30,601 --> 00:43:33,037 -What the fuck?! Oh, shit! -Yo. 680 00:43:33,070 --> 00:43:34,439 And then the-- and then, like, 681 00:43:34,472 --> 00:43:36,307 the-the tail, like, pops off, and then, like, 682 00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:38,309 -the squirrel, like, goes flying. - 683 00:43:38,342 --> 00:43:39,744 But he's-he's still holding, he's still holding the tail. 684 00:43:39,777 --> 00:43:41,446 Just the squirrel, you know... 685 00:43:41,479 --> 00:43:43,581 Like, you know? And... 686 00:43:43,614 --> 00:43:46,350 It was, like, really, really, it was really crazy. 687 00:43:46,384 --> 00:43:47,652 Um... 688 00:43:47,685 --> 00:43:50,121 What the fuck? 689 00:43:50,154 --> 00:43:51,622 Wait, so did you bury it or no? 690 00:43:51,656 --> 00:43:54,625 No, we, um, we put it in someone's mailbox and... 691 00:43:54,659 --> 00:43:57,061 -No, I would stop there. -Okay. 692 00:43:57,094 --> 00:43:59,230 Um, I'm pretty sure that's animal cruelty. 693 00:43:59,263 --> 00:44:00,731 You know her mom works for PETA, right? 694 00:44:00,765 --> 00:44:02,467 -She could send you to juvie. -Mm-hmm. 695 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,268 Oh. 696 00:44:04,302 --> 00:44:06,070 Okay. Sorry. 697 00:44:07,171 --> 00:44:09,173 -Dumb bitch. -Whoa. 698 00:44:09,207 --> 00:44:11,309 Okay, I can't believe you just said that. 699 00:44:11,342 --> 00:44:13,377 What? I don't know. I'm just kidding. 700 00:44:13,411 --> 00:44:14,779 -Kidding? -Uh, she called her that before. 701 00:44:14,813 --> 00:44:16,280 -Bro. -Like, I thought it was, 702 00:44:16,314 --> 00:44:17,348 -like, her nickname or something. -No. 703 00:44:17,381 --> 00:44:18,216 Are you serious? 704 00:44:18,249 --> 00:44:20,651 You think my nickname is "dumb bitch"? 705 00:44:20,685 --> 00:44:23,621 -Yeah. No. Sorry. -No. 706 00:44:23,654 --> 00:44:26,057 I can't believe he said that. 707 00:44:27,124 --> 00:44:30,027 There's my mom. 708 00:44:30,795 --> 00:44:32,763 Um, some friends are coming over right now 709 00:44:32,797 --> 00:44:35,166 to watch a movie, if you want to come. 710 00:44:35,199 --> 00:44:38,102 -Yeah, for sure. -Uh, I think there's only room 711 00:44:38,135 --> 00:44:39,704 for one more in the car, though. 712 00:44:39,737 --> 00:44:42,073 -Oh, okay. Um... -But if you want, 713 00:44:42,106 --> 00:44:43,641 you could take the bus and meet us there. 714 00:44:43,674 --> 00:44:46,544 Dude, you're-you're cool with taking the bus, right? 715 00:44:48,212 --> 00:44:50,715 All right. Later, dude. 716 00:44:50,748 --> 00:44:52,517 Bye. 717 00:44:52,550 --> 00:44:54,820 Yeah, go for it. 718 00:44:54,853 --> 00:44:57,054 Wait, can we tell Soup to come? 719 00:45:00,625 --> 00:45:02,260 I'm so sorry. 720 00:45:37,194 --> 00:45:39,130 Please enjoy this Verizon ringback tone 721 00:45:39,163 --> 00:45:40,531 while your party is reached. 722 00:45:44,201 --> 00:45:46,103 Dìdi. 723 00:45:48,339 --> 00:45:50,074 Dìdi. 724 00:45:55,746 --> 00:45:57,348 Fine. 725 00:46:04,422 --> 00:46:05,523 Are you sad? 726 00:46:05,556 --> 00:46:07,191 I'm fine. 727 00:46:15,934 --> 00:46:17,602 ♪ Can we fake it ♪ 728 00:46:17,635 --> 00:46:20,137 ♪ Can we make believe? ♪ 729 00:46:20,171 --> 00:46:21,739 ♪ I'm so full of love ♪ 730 00:46:21,772 --> 00:46:23,909 ♪ It deeply sickens me ♪ 731 00:46:23,942 --> 00:46:26,377 ♪ But all I can do is close my eyes ♪ 732 00:46:26,410 --> 00:46:28,346 ♪ And cross my heart ♪ 733 00:46:28,379 --> 00:46:29,815 ♪ And hope to die ♪ 734 00:46:29,848 --> 00:46:31,382 ♪ 'Cause you don't fucking listen... ♪ 735 00:46:31,415 --> 00:46:33,451 Mom! 736 00:46:50,768 --> 00:46:53,170 -Mom? -Yeah? 737 00:46:54,672 --> 00:46:56,374 Did you fart? 738 00:46:57,341 --> 00:46:58,910 No. 739 00:46:58,944 --> 00:47:02,179 Oh, my God, you farted. 740 00:47:04,515 --> 00:47:06,417 Unlock the window. 741 00:47:07,251 --> 00:47:08,920 Well, uh, it's broken. 742 00:47:08,954 --> 00:47:11,923 It's broken? Oh, my God. 743 00:47:11,957 --> 00:47:13,658 Sorry. 744 00:47:13,691 --> 00:47:16,193 It smells like shit. 745 00:47:21,666 --> 00:47:25,236 Are you smelling it? 746 00:47:51,863 --> 00:47:53,397 Order number 42. 747 00:47:59,737 --> 00:48:00,771 Ah... 748 00:48:04,742 --> 00:48:07,745 -Ah. -Hey. 749 00:48:20,391 --> 00:48:21,827 What are you doing? 750 00:48:27,899 --> 00:48:29,533 Number 43, your order is ready. 751 00:48:29,567 --> 00:48:31,335 You're so Asian. 752 00:48:32,003 --> 00:48:34,371 Number 43. 753 00:48:43,882 --> 00:48:45,382 Mom. 754 00:48:45,917 --> 00:48:47,351 Stop. 755 00:48:47,986 --> 00:48:49,453 Mom. 756 00:48:49,487 --> 00:48:52,523 I told you this before. I am not go-- 757 00:48:57,996 --> 00:48:59,797 You're late. 758 00:49:00,798 --> 00:49:02,666 Come sit down. 759 00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:11,009 Josh, go back to work. 760 00:49:11,042 --> 00:49:13,377 Dude, stop. 761 00:49:13,410 --> 00:49:15,446 Our moms are friends. 762 00:50:54,946 --> 00:50:56,948 Mom. 763 00:50:56,982 --> 00:50:59,383 Mom, can you give me ride? 764 00:51:01,052 --> 00:51:02,720 Mom? 765 00:51:53,238 --> 00:51:54,973 I'll take you. Come on. 766 00:52:09,955 --> 00:52:11,555 You okay? 767 00:52:19,797 --> 00:52:22,233 Wait, this is where you and your friends hang out? 768 00:52:22,267 --> 00:52:23,868 Business parking lots? 769 00:52:23,902 --> 00:52:27,604 -Yeah. You could just park right over here. -Okay. 770 00:52:29,174 --> 00:52:31,009 Okay. 771 00:52:31,843 --> 00:52:33,677 Um... 772 00:52:35,113 --> 00:52:38,482 Thanks for, uh, driving me. 773 00:52:39,783 --> 00:52:41,052 No problem. 774 00:52:42,821 --> 00:52:48,026 Um, I think I'm gonna stay out for a while, too. 775 00:52:48,059 --> 00:52:52,964 So just give me a call later if you need a ride. 776 00:52:52,998 --> 00:52:55,066 Or anything, okay? 777 00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:56,667 Okay. 778 00:53:05,642 --> 00:53:07,611 -There he is. Sup, bro? -Yo, bruh. 779 00:53:07,644 --> 00:53:08,746 -What's good? -How's it going? 780 00:53:08,779 --> 00:53:10,048 -How's it going? -Chillin'. 781 00:53:10,081 --> 00:53:11,883 Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up? 782 00:53:11,916 --> 00:53:13,284 -How's it going? How's it going? -Let's get these clips. 783 00:53:21,592 --> 00:53:23,995 Get that shit. Yep. 784 00:53:26,264 --> 00:53:28,266 Good shit, bruh. 785 00:53:28,299 --> 00:53:30,001 Right here. 786 00:53:30,801 --> 00:53:32,170 I mean, my shirt clean. 787 00:53:32,203 --> 00:53:34,105 -Smell this shit. Fuck yeah. -Hey. 788 00:53:34,139 --> 00:53:35,706 Like it, yeah. 789 00:53:35,739 --> 00:53:38,243 Hey, Nugget, look at this dick I drew. 790 00:53:38,276 --> 00:53:40,045 ♪ Sacred heart... ♪ 791 00:53:41,946 --> 00:53:44,049 -The veins and shit in there. -Bro, what? 792 00:53:44,082 --> 00:53:45,316 I got some ball sack. 793 00:53:45,350 --> 00:53:46,818 Hey, right here, right here. 794 00:53:46,851 --> 00:53:48,786 It's coming. 795 00:53:48,820 --> 00:53:50,721 -Weak! -Hey, run it back. 796 00:53:50,754 --> 00:53:52,057 Hey, both of you guys. 797 00:53:52,090 --> 00:53:55,326 -You, you and you. Out! -Oh, my-- Come on. 798 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,129 I've seen you here before. -How you doing, man? 799 00:53:58,163 --> 00:53:59,330 Fun time is over. 800 00:53:59,364 --> 00:54:00,865 -No, no, no. -Hey, yo, Chris. 801 00:54:00,899 --> 00:54:02,733 Film that shit. Film that shit right there. 802 00:54:02,766 --> 00:54:05,036 -You are done. -"You're done, sonny son." 803 00:54:05,070 --> 00:54:06,337 Yes, you. 804 00:54:06,371 --> 00:54:08,807 Ah, right here, right here, right here. 805 00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,674 Yeah, land that shit. 806 00:54:10,707 --> 00:54:12,643 -Yeah! -Let's go! 807 00:54:12,676 --> 00:54:14,946 Go, go! 808 00:54:14,979 --> 00:54:17,115 Let's get the fuck out of here! 809 00:54:27,826 --> 00:54:30,995 ♪ No, love doesn't always ♪ 810 00:54:31,029 --> 00:54:36,101 ♪ Boomerang. ♪ 811 00:54:39,736 --> 00:54:41,840 Bruh, that security guard could not keep up. 812 00:54:41,873 --> 00:54:43,274 You just juked the fuck out of him, bro. 813 00:54:43,308 --> 00:54:44,775 We got to see that shit. 814 00:54:44,809 --> 00:54:46,244 You clipping your nails back there, bro? 815 00:54:46,277 --> 00:54:47,846 It's good, bro. I'm catching 'em. 816 00:54:47,879 --> 00:54:49,914 Way to kill the vibe, bro. That's hella trifling. 817 00:54:49,948 --> 00:54:51,850 You can't be doing shit like that in people whip. 818 00:54:51,883 --> 00:54:53,952 Bro, I got to cut my toenails, I'm gonna cut my toenails, bro. 819 00:54:53,985 --> 00:54:56,254 Hey, Chris, you got that clip of me, though? 820 00:54:56,287 --> 00:54:57,856 Oh, yeah, I-I got that clip. 821 00:54:57,889 --> 00:54:59,390 -Yeah. - -That clip was killer as fuck. 822 00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:01,126 Yeah, baby. 823 00:55:01,159 --> 00:55:03,862 That shit was wet, bro. That shit-- oh, man. 824 00:55:03,895 --> 00:55:05,396 I got the throw-down, the jukes. 825 00:55:05,430 --> 00:55:07,265 Stomped that shit, bolts. That's my opener, man. 826 00:55:07,298 --> 00:55:09,033 You were, like, you were, like, all up in his face, too. 827 00:55:09,067 --> 00:55:10,734 You know, you could've, like, could've, like, 828 00:55:10,767 --> 00:55:11,870 fucked him up or something. 829 00:55:13,304 --> 00:55:14,738 Yeah, I'm-I'm more about peaceful shit. 830 00:55:14,771 --> 00:55:16,107 -You know what I mean? -Yeah. 831 00:55:16,141 --> 00:55:17,308 Like, I'm on the Zen path. 832 00:55:18,843 --> 00:55:20,845 Hey, you good to send me that clip later, though? 833 00:55:20,879 --> 00:55:22,280 Yeah, I'll-I'll send you that clip. 834 00:55:22,313 --> 00:55:23,414 I'm probably gonna, like, film 835 00:55:23,448 --> 00:55:25,116 some other clips before that, though, 836 00:55:25,150 --> 00:55:26,885 and, like, edit it together, you know, like, mix it up. 837 00:55:26,918 --> 00:55:28,319 -Okay. -We got, we got motherfucking 838 00:55:28,353 --> 00:55:30,754 Spike Jonze or some shit over here. 839 00:55:30,787 --> 00:55:32,257 -About to edit that shit up. -You a fucking hater, bro. 840 00:55:32,290 --> 00:55:33,825 Hey, respect his craft, bro. 841 00:55:33,858 --> 00:55:35,759 Chris, thank you for pulling up on us today. 842 00:55:35,792 --> 00:55:37,829 We-we really need you, you know what I'm saying? 843 00:55:37,862 --> 00:55:39,164 Yeah, you been doing your thing. 844 00:55:39,197 --> 00:55:40,697 I appreciate you for coming out. 845 00:55:40,731 --> 00:55:42,967 Yeah, that's what's up. 846 00:55:54,479 --> 00:55:56,281 Mom? 847 00:56:00,251 --> 00:56:01,920 Mama? 848 00:56:06,090 --> 00:56:07,325 Nai Nai? 849 00:56:13,231 --> 00:56:14,832 Mom? 850 00:56:19,103 --> 00:56:20,939 Nai Nai! 851 00:56:20,972 --> 00:56:22,941 Nai Nai. What happened? 852 00:57:23,034 --> 00:57:24,302 Okay. 853 00:57:26,004 --> 00:57:29,173 Hey, um, can you give me a hand with something? 854 00:57:39,517 --> 00:57:41,219 So... 855 00:57:42,387 --> 00:57:45,390 Who are those people you've been hanging out with? 856 00:57:49,594 --> 00:57:51,162 Friends. 857 00:57:52,063 --> 00:57:54,365 What do you guys do when you hang out? 858 00:57:57,435 --> 00:57:59,337 Just skate. 859 00:58:00,338 --> 00:58:02,040 Just skate? 860 00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:08,112 Well, promise me you won't do anything stupid. 861 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,815 Okay. 862 00:58:27,031 --> 00:58:28,066 Make sure to keep your subject 863 00:58:28,099 --> 00:58:29,133 in the center of the frame. 864 00:58:29,167 --> 00:58:31,202 Yeah, buddy. Let's go! 865 00:58:32,170 --> 00:58:33,604 -Ah, that was it! -Oh, come on. 866 00:58:33,638 --> 00:58:36,974 ♪ I wanna hold your hands tonight ♪ 867 00:58:38,309 --> 00:58:40,144 -Back 'em up. -Let's go. 868 00:58:40,178 --> 00:58:42,613 ♪ I wanna walk you home from school ♪ 869 00:58:42,647 --> 00:58:44,882 Yo! 870 00:58:44,916 --> 00:58:46,017 Yeah. 871 00:58:46,050 --> 00:58:49,220 ♪ I wanna take you on a date ♪ 872 00:58:49,253 --> 00:58:51,155 Nice. 873 00:58:52,156 --> 00:58:53,224 Oh. 874 00:58:53,257 --> 00:58:55,026 ♪ I wanna treat you like a fool ♪ 875 00:58:55,059 --> 00:58:57,095 You got it, bro. You got it. 876 00:58:57,128 --> 00:58:57,962 Oh! 877 00:58:59,230 --> 00:59:00,898 ♪ My good intention, you'll see... ♪ 878 00:59:00,932 --> 00:59:02,900 Dude, that was buttery. 879 00:59:02,934 --> 00:59:04,936 --Don't touch. Don't touch. Don't touch. 880 00:59:04,969 --> 00:59:08,039 ♪ 'Cause I know loving ain't easy ♪ 881 00:59:08,072 --> 00:59:09,640 ♪ Although it's easy on the eyes ♪ 882 00:59:09,674 --> 00:59:11,542 ♪ Both when appalling... ♪ 883 00:59:11,576 --> 00:59:12,944 Why are you filming the plants? 884 00:59:12,977 --> 00:59:15,513 Uh, foreground. 885 00:59:15,546 --> 00:59:18,416 -You look like a pervert. -Oh. 886 00:59:18,449 --> 00:59:19,584 Oh, dude! 887 00:59:24,689 --> 00:59:27,558 I want to see that thing. What you got? 888 00:59:27,592 --> 00:59:29,394 Uh... 889 00:59:29,427 --> 00:59:31,028 What the fuck? 890 00:59:36,567 --> 00:59:39,137 Hey, yo, Wang-Wang! 891 00:59:39,170 --> 00:59:41,539 Yo, bro, what you doing here? 892 00:59:41,572 --> 00:59:43,207 Just hanging out. 893 00:59:43,241 --> 00:59:44,442 With who, bro? 894 00:59:44,475 --> 00:59:47,011 Where the fuck is he at? - 895 00:59:47,044 --> 00:59:49,046 Friends. 896 00:59:49,714 --> 00:59:51,048 All right. Where you guys headed? 897 00:59:51,082 --> 00:59:52,216 Come on, bro. 898 00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:53,351 Yo, let's go! 899 00:59:53,384 --> 00:59:54,352 What are you waiting for? 900 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,021 To a party. 901 00:59:57,054 --> 00:59:58,389 Oh. 902 00:59:58,423 --> 01:00:00,124 Yo, can we come? 903 01:00:00,758 --> 01:00:03,194 Hurry up! Let's hit it! 904 01:00:04,061 --> 01:00:06,297 There's no room in the car. 905 01:00:06,330 --> 01:00:07,432 Come on. 906 01:00:07,465 --> 01:00:09,033 Ah. 907 01:00:09,066 --> 01:00:11,335 Um, it's-it's all right. 908 01:00:11,369 --> 01:00:13,371 It's okay. 909 01:00:13,404 --> 01:00:15,239 A-All right, see ya, bro. 910 01:00:19,377 --> 01:00:21,212 -Hey, Mack! Mack! -Man, this place is cranking. 911 01:00:21,245 --> 01:00:22,713 Hey, yo, nigga, what's good?! 912 01:00:22,747 --> 01:00:24,649 --Man, what took your ass so long? 913 01:00:24,682 --> 01:00:26,184 I'm eating lemon bars in this bitch 914 01:00:26,217 --> 01:00:28,252 for about three hours with your granny. 915 01:00:28,286 --> 01:00:30,354 -Shit's good as fuck, though, really. -Sup, G? 916 01:00:30,388 --> 01:00:33,057 Hey, what's good, bruh? What's good, buddy? 917 01:00:33,090 --> 01:00:35,426 -Yo, who the fuck is this? -Th-This is Chris. 918 01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:37,295 This is my filmer, bro. He's cool. He's with me. 919 01:00:37,328 --> 01:00:39,030 Little bro been filming us, getting clips. 920 01:00:39,063 --> 01:00:40,331 Oh, shit! 921 01:00:40,364 --> 01:00:43,067 Ain't you the nigga that be filming for Bofa? 922 01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:44,435 What's "Bofa"? 923 01:00:45,770 --> 01:00:47,672 Both of these nuts in your fucking mouth! 924 01:00:47,705 --> 01:00:49,006 It's good, man! 925 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,374 Why you do him like that? 926 01:00:50,408 --> 01:00:51,642 Move, move, move. 927 01:00:51,676 --> 01:00:53,377 -Hella people here. -Hey, bro. 928 01:00:53,411 --> 01:00:55,112 Let me get one of those lemon bars. 929 01:00:55,146 --> 01:00:56,514 Sorry, coming through. Sorry. 930 01:00:56,547 --> 01:00:58,583 Excuse me. Can I just... 931 01:02:05,583 --> 01:02:07,251 ♪ I'm at your granny crib ♪ 932 01:02:07,285 --> 01:02:10,454 ♪ And she fed me all her lemon bars ♪ 933 01:02:11,355 --> 01:02:13,291 -♪ When you left the crib ♪ -Where you been at? 934 01:02:13,324 --> 01:02:15,092 ♪ You must've walked hella far ♪ 935 01:02:15,126 --> 01:02:16,427 ♪ 'Cause when you came back ♪ 936 01:02:16,460 --> 01:02:18,462 ♪ I fucked granny hella hard. ♪ 937 01:02:18,496 --> 01:02:20,565 Hell yeah! -Whoa. 938 01:02:20,598 --> 01:02:23,134 -Hey, keep my grandma out of it. -What you talking about? 939 01:02:23,167 --> 01:02:25,169 -Come on, man. -Ay, but, uh, 940 01:02:25,202 --> 01:02:27,305 -I-I did that shit, though. -You did not. 941 01:02:27,338 --> 01:02:29,473 Come on. 942 01:02:30,441 --> 01:02:32,643 Hey, you good? How the fuck that shit taste, boy? 943 01:02:34,645 --> 01:02:36,247 The hashish. Nigga, what? 944 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:37,715 I don't smoke no more. 945 01:02:37,748 --> 01:02:40,618 Yeah, you a bitch. I'll hit that, though. Come on. 946 01:02:44,188 --> 01:02:46,424 This shit old, man, expired. 947 01:02:46,457 --> 01:02:48,827 -Bro, you let that shit go out? -You should, uh... 948 01:02:48,860 --> 01:02:51,195 You should Wu-Tang it. 949 01:02:51,228 --> 01:02:53,297 Wu-Tang it? Like the Clan? 950 01:02:53,331 --> 01:02:55,333 Yeah, it's... No, here, let me show you. 951 01:02:55,366 --> 01:02:56,835 -Yeah, you rock that. -Yeah. 952 01:02:56,868 --> 01:02:59,103 I don't want to fuck it up, bro. 953 01:03:06,677 --> 01:03:10,348 This Asian motherfucker just ate the roach! 954 01:03:10,381 --> 01:03:12,717 -Nigga, what the fuck?! -Shit, man. 955 01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:13,919 Yo, what's your name, man? 956 01:03:13,952 --> 01:03:15,786 -Chris. -Chris? Hey. 957 01:03:15,821 --> 01:03:17,221 Asian Chris! 958 01:03:17,254 --> 01:03:19,724 Asian Chris! Asian Chris! 959 01:03:19,757 --> 01:03:20,859 Half Asian. 960 01:03:20,892 --> 01:03:23,327 -What? -Half Asian. 961 01:03:23,361 --> 01:03:24,662 -Okay, nigga. -All right. 962 01:03:24,695 --> 01:03:26,230 Half Asian Chris! 963 01:03:26,263 --> 01:03:28,432 Half Asian Chris! Half Asian Chris! 964 01:03:28,466 --> 01:03:30,434 Half Asian Chris! 965 01:03:30,468 --> 01:03:32,670 Half Asian Chris! 966 01:03:32,703 --> 01:03:35,640 Half Asian Chris! 967 01:03:55,292 --> 01:03:59,196 Bro, you good? 968 01:04:01,499 --> 01:04:03,534 Shit, man. 969 01:04:05,436 --> 01:04:07,238 Wang-Wang. 970 01:04:08,773 --> 01:04:10,441 Over here. 971 01:04:11,009 --> 01:04:13,244 Why did you kill me? 972 01:04:13,277 --> 01:04:15,212 I didn't want to die. 973 01:04:15,947 --> 01:04:18,582 This is why nobody loves you. 974 01:04:18,616 --> 01:04:20,217 Ha, fucker. 975 01:04:28,894 --> 01:04:32,229 Uh, I'm fine. 976 01:04:48,914 --> 01:04:50,748 Get it out. 977 01:04:53,784 --> 01:04:55,586 Here. 978 01:04:55,619 --> 01:04:56,822 Drink. 979 01:05:02,460 --> 01:05:05,629 Didn't I tell you not to do anything stupid? 980 01:05:10,768 --> 01:05:12,770 Please don't tell Mom. 981 01:05:19,643 --> 01:05:21,278 Okay. 982 01:05:23,614 --> 01:05:25,549 Bye-bye, Nai Nai. 983 01:05:28,719 --> 01:05:30,488 Okay. 984 01:05:45,803 --> 01:05:47,638 -Bye-bye. -Bye-bye. 985 01:05:52,676 --> 01:05:54,278 Um... 986 01:05:55,679 --> 01:05:57,414 Bye, I guess. 987 01:05:59,550 --> 01:06:00,785 Bye. 988 01:06:28,914 --> 01:06:30,748 Bye-bye. 989 01:07:40,651 --> 01:07:42,486 ♪ My baby made me some coffee, afraid that if I drink some ♪ 990 01:07:42,519 --> 01:07:44,588 ♪ It's probably coming right back out me ♪ 991 01:07:44,622 --> 01:07:47,893 ♪ Couple of Advil, relax and chill, at a stand-- ♪ 992 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,629 -Hello? -Yo, I think I'm near your crib. 993 01:07:51,662 --> 01:07:54,132 Can we come over and look at those clips real quick? 994 01:07:54,165 --> 01:07:56,935 Uh, like, like, like, right now? 995 01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:03,774 What's good, bro? Where the bathroom at? 996 01:08:03,808 --> 01:08:05,110 Uh, just down there to the right. 997 01:08:05,143 --> 01:08:06,177 All right. 998 01:08:06,211 --> 01:08:07,745 What's up, little bro? 999 01:08:07,778 --> 01:08:09,080 --Let's peep these clips, G. -Okay. 1000 01:08:09,114 --> 01:08:10,714 Nice spot. 1001 01:08:10,748 --> 01:08:12,650 Hey, who did all the paintings in your house? 1002 01:08:12,683 --> 01:08:15,053 Um, my mom. 1003 01:08:15,086 --> 01:08:17,055 -Really? -"Wang Wang"? 1004 01:08:17,088 --> 01:08:19,124 -What's a Wang Wang? -Uh... 1005 01:08:19,157 --> 01:08:20,691 Can I have some of these apples? 1006 01:08:20,724 --> 01:08:22,726 Um... 1007 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,996 -Yeah. Go for it. -Okay. Thanks. 1008 01:08:25,030 --> 01:08:27,731 -Why are they in a dog bowl? -All right, what I miss? 1009 01:08:27,765 --> 01:08:29,533 -Hey, you wash your hands? -Nah. 1010 01:08:29,566 --> 01:08:31,236 Mm, mm-mm. Get the fuck off. 1011 01:08:31,269 --> 01:08:32,938 Bruh, I'm trying to watch these clips. 1012 01:08:32,971 --> 01:08:34,205 That is nasty. You're nasty. 1013 01:08:34,239 --> 01:08:35,807 Oh, my God, y'all some haters. 1014 01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,574 -All right. What we got? -We're about to see the clips. 1015 01:08:37,608 --> 01:08:39,743 Yeah, right here! -Come on. 1016 01:08:39,777 --> 01:08:43,181 -Yep. -Oh. 1017 01:08:43,214 --> 01:08:45,083 That spot was insanely crusty. 1018 01:08:45,116 --> 01:08:46,650 Yeah, we got that double. 1019 01:08:46,684 --> 01:08:48,552 I had to get that shit out of the way. 1020 01:08:48,585 --> 01:08:50,822 -Go backwards. -That shit was sick, huh? 1021 01:08:50,855 --> 01:08:52,991 -That shit was. You'll see. -We get it done. 1022 01:08:53,858 --> 01:08:55,793 I remember this day. 1023 01:08:57,028 --> 01:08:59,197 It's a little shaky, but it's-it's all right. 1024 01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:00,966 Every filmer has their bad days. 1025 01:09:00,999 --> 01:09:02,566 -It has a little bit of speed. -On the frame. 1026 01:09:02,599 --> 01:09:04,002 Oh! Play that clip 1027 01:09:04,035 --> 01:09:06,004 where I fucking juked that security guard. 1028 01:09:06,037 --> 01:09:07,238 We got to see that, bro. 1029 01:09:07,272 --> 01:09:08,974 I've been waiting for so long to see that. 1030 01:09:09,007 --> 01:09:10,641 -The security guard, remember? -The security guard. -Yeah. 1031 01:09:10,674 --> 01:09:11,843 -Put it on. Let's go. -Oh, my fucking God. 1032 01:09:11,876 --> 01:09:13,278 -Pull that shit up. -Let's go. 1033 01:09:13,311 --> 01:09:14,913 Pull it up. What you waiting for? Come on. 1034 01:09:14,946 --> 01:09:16,247 -This is the one, man. -Put that shit on right now. 1035 01:09:16,281 --> 01:09:17,614 Yeah, that one right there. 1036 01:09:17,648 --> 01:09:18,917 -Okay. -Yep, here we go. 1037 01:09:18,950 --> 01:09:20,551 -There it is. Shit. -There she is. 1038 01:09:20,584 --> 01:09:22,586 You about to be famous from this shit. 1039 01:09:22,619 --> 01:09:24,588 -Swear to God. -Swear. 1040 01:09:24,621 --> 01:09:26,958 Bruh, he was all in the way, like, damn. 1041 01:09:26,992 --> 01:09:29,760 Watch this juke. It's a NBA juke right here. Oh. 1042 01:09:29,793 --> 01:09:31,762 -Oh! -Oh, shit, right here. 1043 01:09:31,795 --> 01:09:33,530 Land it, land it. There you go. 1044 01:09:33,564 --> 01:09:34,899 -Here we go, here we go, here we go. -Great. 1045 01:09:34,933 --> 01:09:37,268 Man, fuck you! We're out! 1046 01:09:37,302 --> 01:09:38,970 Yeah, don't come back. 1047 01:09:39,004 --> 01:09:41,873 -Couldn't even see the board. -Bro, what the fuck? 1048 01:09:43,707 --> 01:09:46,011 All right, bruh. All right, so check it out. 1049 01:09:46,044 --> 01:09:48,813 I'm no, like, filmer or expert or anything, 1050 01:09:48,847 --> 01:09:50,614 but that's definitely not usable. 1051 01:09:50,647 --> 01:09:51,782 I thought you were, like, a filmer, right? 1052 01:09:51,816 --> 01:09:53,084 None of those are usable. 1053 01:09:53,118 --> 01:09:54,819 Yeah. I just... 1054 01:09:54,853 --> 01:09:57,288 I-I couldn't focus-up, um, I'm sorry. 1055 01:09:57,322 --> 01:09:59,523 -Damn. -Dìdi? 1056 01:10:03,794 --> 01:10:04,863 Oh. 1057 01:10:04,896 --> 01:10:05,997 Hi. 1058 01:10:06,031 --> 01:10:07,132 Ni hao. 1059 01:10:08,099 --> 01:10:09,666 Hello. 1060 01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,602 -Um, nice meet you. -Nice to meet you. 1061 01:10:11,635 --> 01:10:13,838 I'm Chris' mother. 1062 01:10:13,872 --> 01:10:15,739 Hey, I really like your paintings. 1063 01:10:15,773 --> 01:10:18,642 -Really beautiful, by the way. -Oh. 1064 01:10:18,675 --> 01:10:20,912 -Thank you. -Yeah. 1065 01:10:20,945 --> 01:10:21,980 You notice. 1066 01:10:22,013 --> 01:10:25,050 Yeah, I love the colors and stuff. 1067 01:10:25,083 --> 01:10:26,683 I-I paint all myself. 1068 01:10:26,717 --> 01:10:28,619 -That's cool. -Yeah, that's really nice. 1069 01:10:28,652 --> 01:10:31,322 Wait, so, um, if you're Asian, 1070 01:10:31,356 --> 01:10:35,193 does that mean your husband is white? 1071 01:10:35,226 --> 01:10:37,594 What? 1072 01:10:37,628 --> 01:10:39,230 My husband Asian. 1073 01:10:39,264 --> 01:10:40,865 How are you half Asian? 1074 01:10:40,899 --> 01:10:42,834 Yeah, 'cause you said that... - 1075 01:10:42,867 --> 01:10:44,102 She's probably just forgetting. Mom, just get out right now. 1076 01:10:44,135 --> 01:10:45,803 Mom, just get out-- 1077 01:10:45,837 --> 01:10:48,139 Mom, get out! Mom, get out! 1078 01:10:51,675 --> 01:10:54,012 Uh, s-sorry. I'm sorry you had to see that. 1079 01:10:54,045 --> 01:10:55,880 It's just-- she could just be, like, 1080 01:10:55,914 --> 01:10:58,850 super annoying sometimes and... and, uh... 1081 01:10:58,883 --> 01:11:01,886 Dude, don't talk to your mom like that. 1082 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,121 She wasn't even being annoying. 1083 01:11:03,154 --> 01:11:04,355 Like, what were you even doing? 1084 01:11:04,389 --> 01:11:06,357 Man, this kid's kind of wack. 1085 01:11:06,391 --> 01:11:07,826 Yeah, you're kind of right. 1086 01:11:07,859 --> 01:11:09,726 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1087 01:11:23,908 --> 01:11:25,944 Yo! 1088 01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,882 Man, fuck you. We're out. 1089 01:13:56,561 --> 01:13:58,529 Okay, let's take a quick break. 1090 01:14:10,441 --> 01:14:12,477 Josh, don't. 1091 01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:16,547 Yo, Chris! 1092 01:14:16,581 --> 01:14:18,016 What up, bro? 1093 01:14:18,049 --> 01:14:19,350 Doing some skate tricks? 1094 01:14:19,384 --> 01:14:21,452 Huh? 1095 01:14:21,486 --> 01:14:23,354 Hey, can I ask you something? 1096 01:14:23,388 --> 01:14:26,124 Huh? 1097 01:14:30,528 --> 01:14:32,297 Are you nervous? 1098 01:14:35,066 --> 01:14:38,536 Man, I didn't realize you was such a G, bruh. 1099 01:14:38,569 --> 01:14:41,339 Hey, are you a Fremont Asian Gangsta? 1100 01:14:42,307 --> 01:14:43,374 Yes or no? 1101 01:14:43,408 --> 01:14:45,076 Come on, man. 1102 01:14:46,644 --> 01:14:49,180 -Sure. -Yeah? 1103 01:14:49,213 --> 01:14:51,015 Wait, hold on. 1104 01:14:51,049 --> 01:14:53,551 "Fremont Asian Gangsta." Oh, wait. 1105 01:14:53,584 --> 01:14:55,386 So you're a fag? 1106 01:14:55,420 --> 01:14:57,422 Oh, G-- 1107 01:14:57,455 --> 01:14:59,257 Hey, that was good. 1108 01:14:59,290 --> 01:15:01,059 Oh, man. 1109 01:15:01,092 --> 01:15:03,261 No wonder you wouldn't kiss Madi. 1110 01:15:04,195 --> 01:15:06,097 You're gonna get me in trouble. 1111 01:15:06,130 --> 01:15:07,865 I got his ass hella good, bro. 1112 01:15:07,899 --> 01:15:09,067 Yeah. Yeah. 1113 01:15:10,501 --> 01:15:12,937 Bro, what the fuck?! 1114 01:15:48,172 --> 01:15:49,640 Huh? 1115 01:15:49,674 --> 01:15:51,342 He started it. 1116 01:15:53,978 --> 01:15:55,446 Why the fuck are you taking his side? 1117 01:15:57,315 --> 01:16:00,151 Why do you never listen to me? I'm your son. 1118 01:16:05,022 --> 01:16:06,124 Yeah, well, maybe if Dad raised me, 1119 01:16:06,157 --> 01:16:07,525 I would've been a better son. 1120 01:16:07,558 --> 01:16:10,161 But no, I'm stuck with you, and you can't do shit! 1121 01:16:18,436 --> 01:16:19,937 Yeah, bullshit! 1122 01:16:19,971 --> 01:16:21,139 Dad's the one in Taiwan making the fucking money 1123 01:16:21,172 --> 01:16:22,673 while all you do is just sit at home 1124 01:16:22,707 --> 01:16:24,909 and draw fucking clouds! 1125 01:16:32,183 --> 01:16:34,685 No, no, I couldn't care less whether you fucking leave, 1126 01:16:34,719 --> 01:16:36,154 'cause you're just a fucking failed artist 1127 01:16:36,187 --> 01:16:38,556 and your stupid-ass fucking drawings. 1128 01:16:38,589 --> 01:16:40,191 Not that I fucking care. 1129 01:16:40,224 --> 01:16:42,960 Ah, shut up! Shut up! I'm sorry I'm not fucking Max! 1130 01:16:42,994 --> 01:16:44,262 I'm sorry I'm not a fucking bragging right 1131 01:16:44,295 --> 01:16:46,197 -to your fucking friends! -Dìdi! 1132 01:16:46,230 --> 01:16:47,732 I'm not the fucking embarrassment here! 1133 01:16:47,765 --> 01:16:49,066 You're the fucking embarrassment! 1134 01:16:49,100 --> 01:16:51,436 I'm ashamed to be your fucking son! 1135 01:20:07,933 --> 01:20:10,534 Are you ashamed of me? 1136 01:20:15,239 --> 01:20:18,342 I ran away, but you didn't even look for me. 1137 01:21:07,391 --> 01:21:10,929 "Mama, I just want to let you know 1138 01:21:10,962 --> 01:21:13,297 that I hate you." 1139 01:22:51,897 --> 01:22:54,833 Sometimes I dream. 1140 01:23:24,863 --> 01:23:27,866 I am so proud. 1141 01:23:32,736 --> 01:23:36,740 But sometime, it's a little hard. 1142 01:24:09,908 --> 01:24:11,709 That's it. 1143 01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:17,883 Ready? Smile. 1144 01:24:25,056 --> 01:24:27,058 And tilt your head a little bit. 1145 01:24:27,092 --> 01:24:29,593 And three, two, one. 1146 01:25:10,701 --> 01:25:11,836 Madi? 1147 01:25:13,804 --> 01:25:15,807 Oh, hi. 1148 01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:16,942 Hey. 1149 01:25:16,975 --> 01:25:19,010 Good luck. 1150 01:25:19,044 --> 01:25:20,812 What's up? 1151 01:25:20,845 --> 01:25:22,080 Nothing much. 1152 01:25:22,113 --> 01:25:23,982 Uh... 1153 01:25:25,116 --> 01:25:28,519 Did you, uh... did you get a haircut? 1154 01:25:29,955 --> 01:25:31,488 No. 1155 01:25:32,123 --> 01:25:33,992 Right. 1156 01:25:35,226 --> 01:25:36,828 Uh... 1157 01:25:36,861 --> 01:25:38,863 I just... just came over here to say 1158 01:25:38,897 --> 01:25:43,634 that I'm, uh, you know, sorry for not texting you back. 1159 01:25:44,535 --> 01:25:48,039 Uh, I was kind of, like, busy with, like, 1160 01:25:48,073 --> 01:25:50,976 you know, family stuff and... 1161 01:25:52,710 --> 01:25:54,611 ...back-to-school shopping and... 1162 01:25:55,914 --> 01:25:57,849 Uh... 1163 01:25:57,882 --> 01:25:59,683 Yeah, I... 1164 01:25:59,717 --> 01:26:01,886 You're a pretty cool person, so I was just, you know, 1165 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:06,024 wondering if you want to, like, hang out again ever. 1166 01:26:11,029 --> 01:26:12,998 You, uh... 1167 01:26:13,031 --> 01:26:16,600 You punched my friend Josh in the face. 1168 01:26:18,937 --> 01:26:20,972 Yeah. Yeah, I... 1169 01:26:23,041 --> 01:26:26,011 -Yeah. -Okay, well, later. 1170 01:26:37,188 --> 01:26:40,291 ♪ Stay ♪ 1171 01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:44,029 ♪ Playing in a golden haze... ♪ 1172 01:26:44,062 --> 01:26:46,264 So, free food. 1173 01:26:46,297 --> 01:26:49,566 Ah, I like that. I like that. 1174 01:26:54,072 --> 01:26:58,043 ♪ Oh, I'll let you know ♪ 1175 01:26:58,076 --> 01:26:59,344 ♪ Oh, no... ♪ 1176 01:26:59,377 --> 01:27:01,813 Hi, guys. Welcome to Visual Arts Club. 1177 01:27:01,846 --> 01:27:05,083 This year, we're doing a mural, some more analog photography, 1178 01:27:05,116 --> 01:27:06,617 and we just got a big donation of video equipment. 1179 01:27:06,650 --> 01:27:07,886 Yo, Wang-Wang! 1180 01:27:07,919 --> 01:27:10,554 So we're hoping to make more video art... 1181 01:27:12,623 --> 01:27:17,062 ♪ Fantasies always tasted ♪ 1182 01:27:17,095 --> 01:27:20,932 ♪ Sweeter than a Fabergé ♪ 1183 01:27:20,965 --> 01:27:23,368 ♪ Okay ♪ 1184 01:27:23,401 --> 01:27:30,308 ♪ Some things you could never save ♪ 1185 01:27:30,341 --> 01:27:33,278 ♪ Horizon looking strange ♪ 1186 01:27:33,311 --> 01:27:38,049 ♪ I can't stay here ♪ 1187 01:27:39,284 --> 01:27:41,685 ♪ Today. ♪ 1188 01:27:46,723 --> 01:27:48,827 Hi, Dìdi. 1189 01:27:48,860 --> 01:27:50,562 Hai hai. 1190 01:27:52,931 --> 01:27:55,699 Uh, yeah. 1191 01:27:55,732 --> 01:27:57,969 Yeah, it-it was pretty good. 1192 01:27:58,002 --> 01:28:02,273 I, um, signed up for Visual Arts Club. 1193 01:28:02,307 --> 01:28:04,675 -Oh. -Yeah. 1194 01:29:30,962 --> 01:29:33,464 ♪ I've hated everyone I've ever thought I'd ever been ♪ 1195 01:29:33,498 --> 01:29:37,335 ♪ Got lost in self-reflection, sure, I often got it wrong ♪ 1196 01:29:37,368 --> 01:29:40,071 ♪ But lately I'm afraid the damage done is all ♪ 1197 01:29:40,104 --> 01:29:41,906 ♪ It made me self-aware and fucked up ♪ 1198 01:29:41,940 --> 01:29:43,942 ♪ From this trip I've been on ♪ 1199 01:29:43,975 --> 01:29:46,077 ♪ Every time I talk ♪ 1200 01:29:46,110 --> 01:29:50,415 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1201 01:29:50,448 --> 01:29:52,917 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1202 01:29:52,951 --> 01:29:57,956 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1203 01:29:59,057 --> 01:30:02,227 ♪ My hands have been in a ghost land ♪ 1204 01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:05,830 ♪ I just don't wanna be wrong again ♪ 1205 01:30:05,863 --> 01:30:10,535 ♪ I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time ♪ 1206 01:30:10,568 --> 01:30:12,103 ♪ I used to sit around ♪ 1207 01:30:12,136 --> 01:30:14,038 ♪ Dissect my thoughts until I drowned out ♪ 1208 01:30:14,072 --> 01:30:17,108 ♪ Every single sentence I could never say out loud ♪ 1209 01:30:17,141 --> 01:30:20,245 ♪ One day, I hope to make it up to everyone I punished ♪ 1210 01:30:20,278 --> 01:30:23,780 ♪ Droning on and on about whatever again ♪ 1211 01:30:23,815 --> 01:30:25,917 ♪ Every time I talk ♪ 1212 01:30:25,950 --> 01:30:30,355 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1213 01:30:30,388 --> 01:30:32,557 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1214 01:30:32,590 --> 01:30:37,395 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1215 01:30:37,428 --> 01:30:40,465 ♪ I wanna get next to you ♪ 1216 01:30:40,498 --> 01:30:43,868 ♪ But I never know what to say or do ♪ 1217 01:30:43,901 --> 01:30:47,038 ♪ With my eyes and my hands and my body ♪ 1218 01:30:47,071 --> 01:30:50,308 ♪ I just wanna get next to you ♪ 1219 01:30:50,341 --> 01:30:57,148 ♪ I've hated everyone I've ever thought I'd ever been ♪ 1220 01:30:57,181 --> 01:31:03,421 ♪ One day, I hope to make it up to myself ♪ 1221 01:31:03,454 --> 01:31:05,590 ♪ Every time I talk ♪ 1222 01:31:05,623 --> 01:31:10,028 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1223 01:31:10,061 --> 01:31:12,163 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1224 01:31:12,196 --> 01:31:17,335 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1225 01:31:18,336 --> 01:31:21,873 ♪ My hands have been in a ghost land ♪ 1226 01:31:21,906 --> 01:31:25,043 ♪ I just don't wanna be wrong again ♪ 1227 01:31:25,076 --> 01:31:30,348 ♪ I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time ♪ 1228 01:31:30,381 --> 01:31:33,217 ♪ I wanna get next to you ♪ 1229 01:31:33,251 --> 01:31:36,587 ♪ But I never know what to say or do ♪ 1230 01:31:36,621 --> 01:31:39,957 ♪ With my eyes and my hands and my body ♪ 1231 01:31:39,991 --> 01:31:42,627 ♪ I just wanna get next to you ♪ 1232 01:31:42,660 --> 01:31:45,897 ♪ But every time I talk ♪ 1233 01:31:45,930 --> 01:31:49,901 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1234 01:31:49,934 --> 01:31:52,270 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1235 01:31:52,303 --> 01:31:57,342 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1236 01:32:16,394 --> 01:32:20,064 ♪ My hands have been in a ghost land ♪ 1237 01:32:20,098 --> 01:32:23,334 ♪ I just don't wanna be wrong again ♪ 1238 01:32:23,368 --> 01:32:28,973 ♪ I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time ♪ 1239 01:32:29,006 --> 01:32:35,646 ♪ I've hated everyone I ever thought I'd ever been ♪ 1240 01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:39,650 ♪ One day, I hope to make it up ♪ 1241 01:32:39,684 --> 01:32:43,287 ♪ To myself. ♪