1
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I don't think anyone's coming.

2
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Yo.

3
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Oh, shit!

4
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What the fuck
are you kids doing?!

5
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Off! Get your hands off!

6
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-Get back here! Get back here!
-Yeah, bro.

7
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♪ I'm glad to see you ♪

8
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♪ I had a funny dream ♪

9
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♪ And you were wearing
funny shoes ♪

10
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♪ You were going to a dance ♪

11
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♪ You were dressed
like a punk ♪

12
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♪ But you are too young
to remember ♪

13
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♪ I'm happy for you,
you've made it hard for me ♪

14
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♪ I've counted on
your company ♪

15
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♪ You are staying with
your friends tonight ♪

16
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♪ I'm feeling sorry
for myself ♪

17
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♪ I keep taking everything
to be a sign ♪

18
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♪ I'd rather be in Tokyo ♪

19
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♪ I'd rather listen
to Thin Lizzy, oh ♪

20
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♪ And watch the Sunday gang
in Harajuku ♪

21
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-♪ There's something wrong
with me ♪ -

22
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♪ I'm a cuckoo. ♪

23
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Okay, Mom.

24
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Get out of my room, you bitch!

25
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I'm not hungry.

26
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Yep.

27
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Okay.

28
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Is Dad gonna be home
to see me before I leave?

29
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Classic.

30
00:03:59,008 --> 00:04:02,011
Stanford? As if he's gonna
survive high school.

31
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Stop wearing my clothes.

32
00:04:05,948 --> 00:04:08,550
"Stop wearing my clothes."

33
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Dumb horse.

34
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What'd you just call me?

35
00:04:14,057 --> 00:04:15,892
He just called me a whore!

36
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I called you a horse,
like your zodiac sign.

37
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-You wish you could be a whore.
-Mom!

38
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Actually, no,
you're more like a lizard

39
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with your scaly-ass
eczema skin, you know that?

40
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-Oh, yeah, fuck you, pizza face!
-Ah!

41
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Lizard bitch,
you got stains on my sweater!

42
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That's my sweater!

43
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-He literally just called me
a bitch! -Bitch.

44
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You know, you're only born
because I wanted

45
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a little brother, and
I wish you died in the womb.

46
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Yeah, you were only born
because of a broken condom.

47
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You don't even know how condoms
work, and you never will.

48
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Shut the fuck up, okay?
Conversation over. I win.

49
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Like, you can't just decide
when a conversation's--

50
00:04:47,689 --> 00:04:48,958
-Not how talking works...
-I get to decide!

51
00:04:48,991 --> 00:04:50,827
-...you absolute moron!
-Blah, blah, blah!

52
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-Stop yelling! -You're like
a little baby!

53
00:05:09,946 --> 00:05:14,616
You think you're so cool,
but you're not.

54
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-Nobody likes you.
-Hey, get back here!

55
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-I can't wait to move out!
-Your fucking face!

56
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-I said move out already!
-Dìdi!

57
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Get over here! Stop running!

58
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That's what you get for...

59
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It's a trick.
Just make this trick.

60
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Fuck!

61
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Yes! Oh, yes!

62
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Mom, you just ruined my clip.

63
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♪ Every night, I see you
standing on the corner ♪

64
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♪ Shaking that thing like
you're playing Pop Warner ♪

65
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♪ Touchdown turnaround,
play by play... ♪

66
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-Ah...
-Yeah, that looks good.

67
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That looks good.

68
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Hot pink?

69
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-Mm-mm.
-All right.

70
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Baby blue?

71
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-Mm-mm.
-No?

72
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That's, like, the best color.
Green?

73
00:08:47,963 --> 00:08:49,532
-Indigo?!
-Yes, sir.

74
00:08:49,565 --> 00:08:53,502
Dude! Bro, Madi's gonna want to
rub her tongue all over them.

75
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Indigo braces.

76
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I hope you brought
some wax, dawg.

77
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What the fuck is the wax for?

78
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Fahad!

79
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Yo!

80
00:09:00,676 --> 00:09:02,611
-Fahad!
-What?!

81
00:09:02,645 --> 00:09:04,980
What are you wearing?!

82
00:09:05,014 --> 00:09:07,216
This is, like, my normal outfit!

83
00:09:07,249 --> 00:09:09,352
Dude, camo shorts
are fucking gay!

84
00:09:09,385 --> 00:09:10,619
Bro, your mom is gay!

85
00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:12,655
My mom has cancer,
you fucking bitch!

86
00:09:12,688 --> 00:09:15,624
-Dude, what the fuck?
-I forgot, dude.

87
00:09:15,658 --> 00:09:18,494
But, bro, you can have cancer
and be gay.

88
00:09:18,527 --> 00:09:19,895
But I don't think
that's how it works.

89
00:09:19,929 --> 00:09:21,197
-Man, what's good?
-What's up?

90
00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:22,898
-How you doing?
-Fuck you for saying that.

91
00:09:22,932 --> 00:09:24,233
-Yeah, how you doing?
-How's it going, man?

92
00:09:24,266 --> 00:09:25,167
-What's good, Wang?
-Nice to see you again.

93
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Lil Wang.

94
00:09:26,102 --> 00:09:27,370
-Bro. What?
-Wang-Wang.

95
00:09:27,403 --> 00:09:29,105
-Hey, you crazy.
-Yo, Wang-Wang in the house.

96
00:09:29,138 --> 00:09:30,439
-You know how it is.
-No, but for real, though.

97
00:09:30,473 --> 00:09:32,141
Like, Lil Wayne wears
camo shorts all the time.

98
00:09:32,174 --> 00:09:33,976
All right, then he's gay, then.

99
00:09:34,009 --> 00:09:35,578
Dude, everyone wears them.

100
00:09:35,611 --> 00:09:37,079
So then everyone's gay, then.

101
00:09:37,113 --> 00:09:38,381
No way
y'all lost to Niles, dude.

102
00:09:38,414 --> 00:09:40,383
Yes, bro.
That kid with the goatee

103
00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:42,485
hit a bomb off of Ryan
in the fourth inning, like...

104
00:09:42,518 --> 00:09:44,487
Mexican Kenny?

105
00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,255
I think he's Filipino.

106
00:09:46,288 --> 00:09:48,124
Nah, dude, that boy talks
hella Mexican.

107
00:09:48,157 --> 00:09:49,658
Yo, what you mean by that?

108
00:09:49,692 --> 00:09:51,160
Like, he just calls me,
like, "ese" and shit.

109
00:09:51,193 --> 00:09:52,528
I swear to God,
he's just all about

110
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the, like, Mexicano slang.

111
00:09:53,996 --> 00:09:55,464
-Like, I don't know.
-That's so weird.

112
00:09:55,498 --> 00:09:57,533
Wait, hold on. Hold up.
Did I tell you about Rishi?

113
00:09:57,566 --> 00:09:59,402
-Who's Rishi?
-It's just, like, baseball shit.

114
00:09:59,435 --> 00:10:01,137
-You don't got to worry
about it. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

115
00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:02,438
What about him, though?

116
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,340
Dude, he shit his pants
during practice.

117
00:10:04,373 --> 00:10:06,409
And he was all like,
"My mom's pulling a prank on me.

118
00:10:06,442 --> 00:10:08,010
She put poop in my pants again."

119
00:10:08,043 --> 00:10:09,211
Dude, what do you mean
by "again," though?

120
00:10:09,245 --> 00:10:11,414
Yo, bro, where have you been?!

121
00:10:11,447 --> 00:10:13,315
I've been hyping you up
too much, bruh.

122
00:10:13,349 --> 00:10:14,683
What's good, Hardeep?

123
00:10:14,717 --> 00:10:15,718
Sup, virgins?

124
00:10:15,751 --> 00:10:17,553
Dude, you're not a virgin?

125
00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:19,155
Nah, I fricked your mom!

126
00:10:19,188 --> 00:10:20,990
-Dude. No, dude.
-What?

127
00:10:21,023 --> 00:10:22,391
Bro, his mom has cancer.

128
00:10:22,425 --> 00:10:24,727
Oh, uh, my bad.
Uh, uh, is she, is she okay?

129
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,061
No, she got cancer.

130
00:10:26,095 --> 00:10:27,730
I'm sorry for your loss.
Yo, Jade!

131
00:10:27,763 --> 00:10:29,331
She's still alive.

132
00:10:29,365 --> 00:10:31,267
Jade, this is my boy
I've been telling you about.

133
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:35,037
He's the most freshest, flyest
Pakistani in all of Fremont.

134
00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:37,039
-That's Jade. She's a real one.
-Hey, what's up?

135
00:10:37,072 --> 00:10:39,108
-And that's Ellie.
-Uh, hi.

136
00:10:39,141 --> 00:10:40,409
She's a dumb bitch.

137
00:10:40,443 --> 00:10:42,044
Wait, what was
your name again? -Fahad.

138
00:10:42,077 --> 00:10:43,579
-Fuckwad.
-Bro, shut up.

139
00:10:43,612 --> 00:10:45,014
These are my friends right here.

140
00:10:45,047 --> 00:10:46,415
We got Wang-Wang, Soup.

141
00:10:46,449 --> 00:10:48,384
-Your name is Soup?
-Well, my real name is Jimmy,

142
00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,152
-but everyone
just calls me Soup. -Why?

143
00:10:50,186 --> 00:10:52,054
His house just, like,
always smells like soup.

144
00:10:52,087 --> 00:10:54,256
Yeah, my mom cooks
hella kimchi-jjigae.

145
00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:56,058
You know,
radish soup, ox bone soup.

146
00:10:56,091 --> 00:10:58,360
-All the Korean classics.
-Oh, that sounds good.

147
00:10:58,394 --> 00:11:00,996
So, I heard you have
some really good stories.

148
00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:02,164
Yeah, I mean,
like, they a'ight.

149
00:11:02,198 --> 00:11:03,466
Nah, they hecka funny.

150
00:11:03,499 --> 00:11:05,501
He's gonna be the first brown
EGOT winner.

151
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,735
I'm calling it.

152
00:11:06,769 --> 00:11:08,337
My mom loves David Letterman.

153
00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:10,339
Hey, can you, like, call me
in, like, a minute?

154
00:11:10,372 --> 00:11:12,741
-Dude, why?
-Just-just call me.

155
00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:14,210
A'ight, whatever, man.

156
00:11:39,502 --> 00:11:41,770
Madi, come here.
You have to see this.

157
00:11:41,805 --> 00:11:43,405
Georgia.

158
00:11:43,439 --> 00:11:46,509
♪ Shaking that thing like
you're playing Pop Warner ♪

159
00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:48,511
♪ Touchdown turnaround... ♪

160
00:11:49,678 --> 00:11:51,280
Hey.

161
00:11:51,313 --> 00:11:53,649
Yo,
why'd you ask me to call you?

162
00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:56,619
Yeah, don't worry
about it. -Okay, bye, pookie.

163
00:11:58,153 --> 00:12:00,122
So Hardeep starts pissing
in the river, right?

164
00:12:00,155 --> 00:12:01,690
And Wang-Wang starts
filming him.

165
00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:03,792
And then he uploads it
to YouTube

166
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,794
and titles it
"Hardeep Pissing in the River."

167
00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:07,396
And he sends it to us,
and we're like,

168
00:12:07,429 --> 00:12:09,498
"All right, yeah.
That shit go."

169
00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:12,167
But then a few days later,
I get a call from Hardeep,

170
00:12:12,201 --> 00:12:13,803
and he's like, "Yo, breh!

171
00:12:13,837 --> 00:12:16,372
"Can you tell your boy to take
that video of me pissing down?

172
00:12:16,405 --> 00:12:18,140
My dad saw it, and he's,
like, fucking heated, cuh."

173
00:12:18,173 --> 00:12:19,575
I said "frickin'." I haven't
cussed since sixth grade.

174
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,277
-All right, whatever.
-"Frickin'." -

175
00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:22,545
So I text Wang-Wang
to take the video down,

176
00:12:22,578 --> 00:12:23,546
and he's like, "Okay."

177
00:12:23,579 --> 00:12:25,214
But then the next day,

178
00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,216
this motherfucker
calls me again,

179
00:12:27,249 --> 00:12:29,285
and bro's like,
"Hey, can you tell your boy

180
00:12:29,318 --> 00:12:31,120
"to take that video of me down
for real?

181
00:12:31,153 --> 00:12:33,322
I just got another
brown butt whupping."

182
00:12:33,355 --> 00:12:35,825
And I was like, "I did."

183
00:12:35,859 --> 00:12:37,793
And he was like,
"Well, he didn't do it.

184
00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:39,428
"He just changed the title to

185
00:12:39,461 --> 00:12:42,298
-'Gagandeep Gupta Pissing
in the River.'" -

186
00:12:42,331 --> 00:12:45,200
Your total is 96.59.

187
00:12:45,234 --> 00:12:47,303
Holy shit.

188
00:12:47,336 --> 00:12:49,572
Yo, um,
I-I got to pee. I'll be back.

189
00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:51,440
All right, dude,
just, like, hurry up though.

190
00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:54,376
-My mom's gonna be here soon.
-Okay.

191
00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:56,512
I don't believe it!

192
00:13:05,487 --> 00:13:06,689
Come in.

193
00:13:06,722 --> 00:13:09,391
-What?
-It's unlocked.

194
00:13:09,425 --> 00:13:11,861
No, I c-- I could just wait
until you're done.

195
00:13:11,895 --> 00:13:14,330
Can you go get that?

196
00:13:18,802 --> 00:13:21,437
Can I help you?

197
00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:23,606
Uh... Uh, yeah.

198
00:13:23,639 --> 00:13:25,875
I-I just, I just thought
that was, like, the restroom,

199
00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:27,676
so I was kind of, like,
yeah, you know,

200
00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:30,245
-knocking on doors and stuff.
-It's okay.

201
00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:32,181
I like your shirt.

202
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:36,418
-Thanks.
-Hayley Williams, I love her.

203
00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:40,222
Yeah, yeah.
I-I love Hayley Williams, too.

204
00:13:40,255 --> 00:13:41,757
Madi, come on.

205
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,392
Okay.

206
00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:45,862
Do you want to come
hang out with us?

207
00:13:45,895 --> 00:13:48,597
Um, sure.

208
00:13:48,631 --> 00:13:50,399
Okay, come here.

209
00:13:57,573 --> 00:13:59,943
07/29/08, baby.

210
00:13:59,976 --> 00:14:01,911
You're finally 15 like me.

211
00:14:01,945 --> 00:14:03,913
-Happy birthday. We love you.
-Happy birthday.

212
00:14:03,947 --> 00:14:05,447
-We love you.
-Miss you so much.

213
00:14:05,481 --> 00:14:07,383
-Wish you were here. Mwah.
-Mwah. Mwah.

214
00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:10,719
We wish you could've been here,
but we hope you're having fun.

215
00:14:10,753 --> 00:14:13,288
-Bye!
-Bye!

216
00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:16,625
I look fugly.

217
00:14:16,659 --> 00:14:17,693
No, you don't.

218
00:14:18,962 --> 00:14:20,562
You want to try?

219
00:14:20,596 --> 00:14:22,297
Sure.

220
00:14:23,298 --> 00:14:25,567
So, you know each other?

221
00:14:26,435 --> 00:14:28,872
Um, yeah. You look familiar.

222
00:14:28,905 --> 00:14:31,607
You go to Horner, right?

223
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,810
Yeah, but, um, not anymore.

224
00:14:35,444 --> 00:14:38,747
Uh, I just graduated.
So, uh, yeah, thank God.

225
00:14:38,781 --> 00:14:40,516
Um, yeah.

226
00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:42,484
Horner kind of, like,
sucks dick, you know?

227
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:45,822
I liked Horner.

228
00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:47,589
Yeah, I thought Horner was fun.

229
00:14:47,623 --> 00:14:51,460
♪ Pay the bus fare
or we find a new reason... ♪

230
00:14:51,493 --> 00:14:54,430
Uh, what was your name again?

231
00:14:54,463 --> 00:14:58,534
I'm Chris, but, um, all my
friends just call me Wang-Wang.

232
00:14:59,735 --> 00:15:01,537
What should I call you?

233
00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:03,405
Um...

234
00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:05,340
You can just call me Wang-Wang.

235
00:15:05,374 --> 00:15:06,608
Wang-Wang?

236
00:15:06,642 --> 00:15:08,011
Isn't that, like,
the sound a duck makes?

237
00:15:08,044 --> 00:15:10,013
You know, like,
"Wang-Wang."

238
00:15:13,682 --> 00:15:15,718
Oh, uh, oh, okay, um...

239
00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:16,986
Uh, uh...

240
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,722
Sorry, um, I-I probably--
I-I got to go.

241
00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:21,891
But, um, thanks
for letting me just, like,

242
00:15:21,925 --> 00:15:23,860
hang out with you guys
for a bit.

243
00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:26,328
Yeah. Okay, bye.

244
00:15:26,361 --> 00:15:27,763
I love that song.

245
00:15:28,764 --> 00:15:30,900
Oh. Yeah, uh, me, too.

246
00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:32,367
You have a good taste in music.

247
00:15:32,401 --> 00:15:33,870
Are we Facebook friends?

248
00:15:33,903 --> 00:15:36,806
Um...

249
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,774
I'm not sure.

250
00:15:38,808 --> 00:15:40,676
Okay, well, you should add me.

251
00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:43,880
♪ Is so comforting now,
did the Earth just slam... ♪

252
00:15:43,913 --> 00:15:45,014
Okay.

253
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:47,349
Okay. Bye.

254
00:15:47,382 --> 00:15:48,985
♪ And I know it ♪

255
00:15:49,018 --> 00:15:51,320
♪ Won't undo their past ♪

256
00:15:51,353 --> 00:15:53,957
♪ By walking and talking
backwards... ♪

257
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:55,557
Weren't you leaving?

258
00:15:55,591 --> 00:15:57,026
Um, yeah.

259
00:15:57,060 --> 00:16:00,362
I just-- just give me a second.

260
00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:02,498
♪ Pay the bus fare
or we find a new reason ♪

261
00:16:02,531 --> 00:16:05,534
♪ A new way of living,
and we shout it out ♪

262
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,770
♪ And try to dream again ♪

263
00:16:07,804 --> 00:16:09,538
♪ Hey, now, now... ♪

264
00:16:20,549 --> 00:16:21,818
Dìdi!

265
00:16:21,851 --> 00:16:23,786
What?

266
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:26,388
-Dìdi!
-What?!

267
00:16:26,421 --> 00:16:27,924
Dinner's ready!

268
00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:30,292
Okay, I'm coming!

269
00:16:50,712 --> 00:16:52,048
Chris!

270
00:16:52,081 --> 00:16:53,682
Oh, my-- What?! Ow!

271
00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:57,887
I swear to God, if you ever
pee in my lotion again,

272
00:16:57,921 --> 00:17:00,089
I'm gonna period in your mouth.

273
00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:01,590
What the fuck?!

274
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:03,592
Ow!

275
00:17:04,426 --> 00:17:05,895
Ew!

276
00:17:06,963 --> 00:17:07,931
Mom!

277
00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:29,551
Nai Nai.

278
00:17:29,585 --> 00:17:32,354
Nai Nai, look at the camera.

279
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:39,361
What are you talking about?
You're beautiful.

280
00:17:40,964 --> 00:17:42,999
I ugly.

281
00:17:43,032 --> 00:17:44,600
No, you're beautiful.

282
00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:45,734
You're beautiful.

283
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,136
No, you're beautiful.

284
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,038
No, I love you.

285
00:18:15,932 --> 00:18:17,133
<i>Dìdi?</i>

286
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,800
What?

287
00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:22,171
Hmm?

288
00:18:23,772 --> 00:18:24,807
Look.

289
00:18:24,841 --> 00:18:28,945
♪ Did you know that
I like to do the dance... ♪

290
00:18:39,956 --> 00:18:41,824
Uh...

291
00:18:43,026 --> 00:18:44,660
I look stupid.

292
00:18:47,096 --> 00:18:50,666
♪ Every day, go to school,
do the dance, talk the girls ♪

293
00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:52,467
♪ Exercise,
be the good guy... ♪

294
00:18:54,971 --> 00:18:56,873
Nothing.

295
00:19:03,712 --> 00:19:05,882
Mom, j-just stop nagging me.

296
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:16,758
♪ Get off the dance floor
and start doing your chores ♪

297
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,228
♪ It's Sunday afternoon! ♪

298
00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:26,768
♪ It's Sunday afternoon... ♪

299
00:19:29,005 --> 00:19:30,974
Yeah! Korea, number one!

300
00:19:34,143 --> 00:19:35,510
Who's up?

301
00:19:35,544 --> 00:19:37,746
Damn.

302
00:19:38,815 --> 00:19:40,984
I'm thinking you.
Come on, get in here.

303
00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,651
-Ooh.
-Can't handle this.

304
00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:48,523
Fight!

305
00:19:52,095 --> 00:19:54,629
-Hit him! Hit him in the chest!
-Think of Bruce Lee!

306
00:19:54,663 --> 00:19:56,132
-Hit him in the chest!
-Hey, no face shots!

307
00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:57,300
-What the hell?
-My bad, my bad.

308
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,036
Go, Wang-Wang!

309
00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:02,704
♪ It's Sunday afternoon ♪

310
00:20:02,738 --> 00:20:05,607
♪ And there a few things
that I have to do... ♪

311
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,277
Get off me!

312
00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:10,146
♪ Then I'll head
down to the mall... ♪

313
00:20:10,179 --> 00:20:11,580
What are you doing?

314
00:20:11,613 --> 00:20:12,781
What the hell?!

315
00:20:12,815 --> 00:20:15,318
Whoa!

316
00:20:15,351 --> 00:20:17,786
-He bit my nipple.
-You fucked him up.

317
00:21:02,131 --> 00:21:03,698
Nai Nai.

318
00:21:15,677 --> 00:21:17,146
Dìdi?

319
00:21:19,982 --> 00:21:21,951
Nai Nai, no.

320
00:21:36,365 --> 00:21:38,968
Mom, I just told you I'm fine.

321
00:24:06,449 --> 00:24:08,284
Fuck.

322
00:25:20,489 --> 00:25:23,292
-Mom, can you not?
-Mom, umbrellas are for rain.

323
00:25:26,295 --> 00:25:28,864
-She's so annoying.
-So embarrassing.

324
00:25:36,205 --> 00:25:39,342
Can you not comment on my body?

325
00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:40,476
God.

326
00:25:57,626 --> 00:25:59,061
Come on, Cory, keep up.

327
00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:01,097
Shut up, bro. I'm coming.

328
00:26:01,130 --> 00:26:02,331
You hella slow.

329
00:26:02,365 --> 00:26:04,033
Hey, push faster. Come on.

330
00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:05,634
I'm not trying to drop my soda.

331
00:26:05,668 --> 00:26:07,303
Why you always lag?

332
00:26:08,270 --> 00:26:10,940
-Holy shit. -Oh, that was
sketchy, but I'll take it.

333
00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:14,009
-Okay, okay.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

334
00:26:14,043 --> 00:26:15,578
All right, kick flip.

335
00:26:17,413 --> 00:26:19,415
That's how it's done.

336
00:26:19,448 --> 00:26:21,016
Wrap it up.

337
00:26:22,318 --> 00:26:25,221
-Got lucky on that one.
-All right.

338
00:26:26,422 --> 00:26:27,523
What's up?

339
00:26:27,556 --> 00:26:29,191
♪ At a convenience store ♪

340
00:26:29,225 --> 00:26:30,426
♪ Working the counter,
making minimum dough ♪

341
00:26:30,459 --> 00:26:32,128
Uh, hi.

342
00:26:32,161 --> 00:26:34,697
♪ Selling discount smokes
to the neighborhood folk... ♪

343
00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:36,298
Hi.

344
00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:39,502
These, uh...

345
00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:41,504
These guys are really good.

346
00:26:41,537 --> 00:26:43,205
Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah.

347
00:26:43,239 --> 00:26:44,073
Thank you.

348
00:26:44,106 --> 00:26:45,975
You guys, like, sponsored?

349
00:26:46,008 --> 00:26:47,510
-Almost, bro.
-You wish.

350
00:26:47,543 --> 00:26:49,512
I've been trying to get these
clips for this Berrics thing

351
00:26:49,545 --> 00:26:50,713
that's coming up next month,

352
00:26:50,746 --> 00:26:52,281
but we don't really have,
like, a filmer

353
00:26:52,314 --> 00:26:53,716
-at the moment.
-Once we got them clips.

354
00:26:53,749 --> 00:26:55,184
I just need
like two more tricks

355
00:26:55,217 --> 00:26:56,585
for my sponsor me tape,
and I'm good.

356
00:26:56,619 --> 00:26:58,087
Oh, yeah.
After that, we going up.

357
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,488
Oh, that's the dream,
bro. -Yeah.

358
00:26:59,522 --> 00:27:03,959
I mean, um, if you guys,
like, need a filmer, I-I film.

359
00:27:03,993 --> 00:27:05,294
-You film?
-Yeah.

360
00:27:05,327 --> 00:27:07,163
-Like skateboarding?
-Yeah, skateboarding.

361
00:27:07,196 --> 00:27:09,432
-You film skateboarding?
-I-- Yes, I film.

362
00:27:09,465 --> 00:27:11,267
It's kind of perfect,
'cause, uh,

363
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:13,068
we don't really kick it
with our filmer at the moment.

364
00:27:13,102 --> 00:27:15,337
Oh. Yeah, what happened?

365
00:27:16,205 --> 00:27:17,673
-That bro died.
-He's gone.

366
00:27:17,706 --> 00:27:19,575
Yeah, rest in peace, bro.

367
00:27:19,608 --> 00:27:21,243
Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm sorry.

368
00:27:21,277 --> 00:27:24,180
-Bruh, I'm fucking with you,
bro. -

369
00:27:24,213 --> 00:27:25,448
He fucked my girlfriend,

370
00:27:25,481 --> 00:27:27,016
so we just kind of
stopped kicking it.

371
00:27:27,049 --> 00:27:28,317
-He's dead to us.
-You know what I mean?

372
00:27:28,350 --> 00:27:30,186
You let him
fuck your girl, bruh.

373
00:27:30,219 --> 00:27:31,922
Hey, what's your name, man?

374
00:27:32,788 --> 00:27:34,356
I'm, uh...

375
00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:37,460
-I'm-I'm Chris.
-Chris?

376
00:27:37,493 --> 00:27:39,328
Donovan, man. Pleasure.

377
00:27:39,361 --> 00:27:40,463
This is Cory.

378
00:27:40,496 --> 00:27:41,697
-Nugget.
-What's up?

379
00:27:41,730 --> 00:27:43,132
All right, right on, man.

380
00:27:43,165 --> 00:27:44,366
-We'll hit you up.
-Nice to meet you.

381
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,734
Just please do not
fuck my girlfriend.

382
00:27:45,768 --> 00:27:47,203
Yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about it.

383
00:27:47,236 --> 00:27:48,471
I got, I got a girlfriend.

384
00:27:48,504 --> 00:27:50,439
-Oh, you...
-Oh, he got a shorty.

385
00:27:50,473 --> 00:27:52,675
-Where you go get you a girl?
-All right, man, well,

386
00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:54,477
uh, you got, like, a YouTube
or something I could look up?

387
00:27:54,510 --> 00:27:57,446
I'll check out your videos
when I get home.

388
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,081
Uh...

389
00:27:59,114 --> 00:28:00,516
Fuck.

390
00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:19,235
-It's lit.
-All right. All right.

391
00:28:19,268 --> 00:28:20,536
-Go, go.
-Go, come on.

392
00:28:20,569 --> 00:28:22,137
-Hey, yo, let's go. Inhale.
-I'll try it.

393
00:28:22,171 --> 00:28:23,372
-Wow.
-Wu-Tang that shit.

394
00:28:23,405 --> 00:28:24,640
Wu-Tang it.

395
00:28:24,673 --> 00:28:26,775
-Yeah! Yeah!
-No way!

396
00:28:58,274 --> 00:29:00,576
Weighted.

397
00:29:00,609 --> 00:29:04,079
Oh, Max. You are great.

398
00:29:24,266 --> 00:29:25,501
Oh.

399
00:29:33,475 --> 00:29:35,377
Ah.

400
00:29:42,384 --> 00:29:44,219
Yeah.

401
00:29:46,655 --> 00:29:48,257
Mm-hmm.

402
00:29:53,863 --> 00:29:55,431
Chris...

403
00:30:19,788 --> 00:30:21,190
Yo, Wang-Wang.

404
00:30:21,223 --> 00:30:23,626
What's up, fool?
Don't even trip, dude.

405
00:30:23,659 --> 00:30:24,894
Fuck them hoes.

406
00:30:24,928 --> 00:30:27,296
You a handsome
motherfucker, man.

407
00:30:27,329 --> 00:30:28,932
You got strong-ass teeth.

408
00:30:28,965 --> 00:30:30,633
You look good in shorts.

409
00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:33,302
That's why Madi likes you, baby!

410
00:30:35,671 --> 00:30:37,773
Dude, she sent you
a winky face.

411
00:30:37,807 --> 00:30:39,375
Do you know what that means?

412
00:30:39,408 --> 00:30:40,944
She wants your wang.
I swear to God on my life,

413
00:30:40,977 --> 00:30:42,411
-she wants your wang.
-Bro, what? No.

414
00:30:42,444 --> 00:30:43,712
Dude, she's probably
just trying to be,

415
00:30:43,746 --> 00:30:44,848
like, nice or something, bro.

416
00:30:44,881 --> 00:30:46,482
-Wow!
-No, she is not.

417
00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:48,250
-You cannot take a hint.
-Bro, Madi could literally be

418
00:30:48,283 --> 00:30:49,652
touching your shlong right now,
and you'd be like,

419
00:30:49,685 --> 00:30:51,654
"Oh, guys, I don't know
if Madi likes me or not."

420
00:30:51,687 --> 00:30:53,255
-It's so true, bro.
-Like, bro, come on.

421
00:30:53,288 --> 00:30:54,723
You guys never take hints.

422
00:30:54,757 --> 00:30:56,592
Dude, dude, she's definitely
just trying to be nice, bro.

423
00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:58,260
-There's no way. -Shut the fuck
up. All right, respond.

424
00:30:58,293 --> 00:31:00,429
-What are you gonna say?
-All right, um...

425
00:31:00,462 --> 00:31:02,297
Uh-huh.

426
00:31:02,331 --> 00:31:03,399
Can you type any faster?

427
00:31:03,432 --> 00:31:05,567
Bro, hold on.

428
00:31:06,435 --> 00:31:07,837
All right, is that good?

429
00:31:07,871 --> 00:31:09,906
Dude, no.

430
00:31:09,939 --> 00:31:12,307
-Are you serious?
-Nah. -What?

431
00:31:12,341 --> 00:31:13,910
Bro, oh, my...
For the love of God,

432
00:31:13,943 --> 00:31:15,411
please let me
talk to her for you.

433
00:31:15,444 --> 00:31:17,579
-No, bro. This is...
-What the fuck is that?!

434
00:31:17,613 --> 00:31:19,314
-This is fine, bro.
-What is that?

435
00:31:19,348 --> 00:31:20,549
No, it's not fine.

436
00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:22,217
-You have no game, bro.
-Nah, bro.

437
00:31:22,251 --> 00:31:23,419
-Come on, bro.
-Dude, come on.

438
00:31:23,452 --> 00:31:24,854
I could get you this girl
right now.

439
00:31:24,888 --> 00:31:26,789
-Bro, I...
-Dude, please.

440
00:31:26,823 --> 00:31:28,290
One sentence. One sentence.

441
00:31:28,323 --> 00:31:29,692
-Fine. One sentence.
-All right. Let's go.

442
00:31:29,725 --> 00:31:31,460
-One.
-All right.

443
00:31:32,862 --> 00:31:34,831
How about "get boba"?

444
00:31:34,864 --> 00:31:37,366
Come on, that's good.

445
00:31:37,399 --> 00:31:39,435
-Okay, cool. Fine. Whatever.
-All right. Cool.

446
00:31:39,468 --> 00:31:41,704
Let's do this real quick.

447
00:31:42,906 --> 00:31:44,406
Bro! Bro, you can't...

448
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,975
Dude, give me my fucking phone!

449
00:31:46,009 --> 00:31:47,010
Hold his ass down!

450
00:31:47,043 --> 00:31:48,577
Soup, hold his ass down!

451
00:31:48,610 --> 00:31:50,279
-Hold him down!
-Give me my fucking phone back.

452
00:31:50,312 --> 00:31:51,714
-Give me my fucking phone back.
-Oh, shit.

453
00:31:51,747 --> 00:31:53,515
-Hold him down!
-Give me the phone, dude.

454
00:31:53,549 --> 00:31:55,451
I'm not fucking playing around.
Give me the phone.

455
00:31:55,484 --> 00:31:57,252
Yo, what are you saying, bro?

456
00:31:57,286 --> 00:31:58,822
-Sound like a bitch, boy.
-Ow!

457
00:31:58,855 --> 00:32:00,857
-No, what are you... -I thought
you were stronger than this.

458
00:32:00,890 --> 00:32:02,624
-Come on.
-Little bitch, bro.

459
00:32:02,658 --> 00:32:03,827
Oh, hi, Nai Nai.

460
00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:05,461
Hey. Hello.

461
00:32:09,298 --> 00:32:11,366
Nai Nai, help.

462
00:32:12,801 --> 00:32:14,636
-Your boyfriend, sexy
time. -Good friend.

463
00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:16,005
Come on,
dance for your grandma.

464
00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:17,539
Nai Nai...

465
00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:23,278
-I love you, too. -Bye-bye.
-Get off me.

466
00:32:23,312 --> 00:32:24,580
Done.

467
00:32:24,613 --> 00:32:26,749
What did you say?
What did you say?

468
00:32:26,782 --> 00:32:28,751
-Bro, come on!
-I don't know, dude.

469
00:32:28,784 --> 00:32:30,352
We'll find out.

470
00:32:30,385 --> 00:32:31,754
Oh!

471
00:32:31,787 --> 00:32:33,422
What? Wait, what'd she say?

472
00:32:33,455 --> 00:32:35,557
-What'd she say?
-Oh, whoa.

473
00:32:35,591 --> 00:32:37,259
Come on!

474
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:40,063
Just thank me later, bro.

475
00:33:09,424 --> 00:33:11,027
How to kiss like a pro.

476
00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:12,594
Are you a good kisser?

477
00:33:12,628 --> 00:33:14,797
Anybody can be
with the right technique.

478
00:33:14,831 --> 00:33:17,566
Step one: clean your mouth.

479
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:20,669
Brush your teeth, floss
and use mouthwash.

480
00:33:20,702 --> 00:33:23,539
Bad breath is the ruination
of kissing.

481
00:33:23,572 --> 00:33:27,409
Step two: sit with your partner,
preferably in private.

482
00:33:27,442 --> 00:33:30,512
Public displays of affection
may be fun for you,

483
00:33:30,546 --> 00:33:33,883
but they make everyone else
uncomfortable.

484
00:33:33,917 --> 00:33:35,617
You don't want to do that.

485
00:33:35,651 --> 00:33:38,754
Step three:
relax and clear your mind.

486
00:33:38,787 --> 00:33:41,590
Focus only on the person
in front of you.

487
00:33:41,623 --> 00:33:44,693
Angle your face
to avoid crunching noses.

488
00:33:44,726 --> 00:33:47,864
Lean into the person
until your lips touch.

489
00:33:47,897 --> 00:33:51,968
Keep lip contact soft
and gentle in the beginning.

490
00:33:52,001 --> 00:33:53,468
Oh.

491
00:33:53,502 --> 00:33:55,671
Step four:
open your mouth enough

492
00:33:55,704 --> 00:33:58,707
to slowly slide your tongue
into your partner's mouth.

493
00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:02,444
Just remember to keep it
slow and soft,

494
00:34:02,477 --> 00:34:04,580
not darting or invasive.

495
00:34:04,613 --> 00:34:06,782
Don't forget to breathe
through your nose.

496
00:34:06,816 --> 00:34:10,954
Nothing ruins a good make-out
like falling unconscious.

497
00:34:12,487 --> 00:34:14,456
Do or do not.

498
00:34:14,489 --> 00:34:16,458
There is no try.

499
00:34:16,491 --> 00:34:17,593
What was that?

500
00:34:17,626 --> 00:34:19,428
Yoda.

501
00:34:19,461 --> 00:34:21,463
Oh, yeah, Yoda.

502
00:34:23,532 --> 00:34:25,902
Have you
never seen <i>Star Wars?</i>

503
00:34:25,935 --> 00:34:27,469
I've seen <i>Star Wars.</i>

504
00:34:27,502 --> 00:34:29,471
What color's Yoda?

505
00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,809
Uh...

506
00:34:32,842 --> 00:34:34,610
I don't know. Like a...

507
00:34:35,544 --> 00:34:36,980
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Like a...

508
00:34:37,013 --> 00:34:39,148
um, like a metallic chrome?

509
00:34:39,182 --> 00:34:42,551
-A metallic chrome?
-Yeah.

510
00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:43,785
No.

511
00:34:45,721 --> 00:34:48,490
Like a-a... a bright yellow?

512
00:34:48,523 --> 00:34:49,959
No, that-- no.

513
00:34:49,993 --> 00:34:52,628
-Okay, I've never seen
<i>Star Wars.</i> -Yeah.

514
00:34:53,528 --> 00:34:56,565
How have you seen
<i>A Walk to Remember</i>

515
00:34:56,598 --> 00:34:58,500
but not <i>Star Wars?</i>

516
00:34:59,534 --> 00:35:01,470
I don't know. I think
my sister probably, like,

517
00:35:01,503 --> 00:35:03,039
made me watch it or something.

518
00:35:03,072 --> 00:35:04,807
I didn't realize
you had a sister.

519
00:35:06,209 --> 00:35:09,145
Yeah, I have a sister.

520
00:35:09,178 --> 00:35:13,182
She... older or younger?

521
00:35:13,216 --> 00:35:14,750
She's older.

522
00:35:14,783 --> 00:35:16,019
Nice.

523
00:35:19,088 --> 00:35:22,191
I have an older brother,
so that's why...

524
00:35:22,225 --> 00:35:24,093
-Yeah.
-...I was wondering.

525
00:35:24,127 --> 00:35:26,728
Are you two close?

526
00:35:26,762 --> 00:35:28,764
Um, yeah.

527
00:35:28,797 --> 00:35:29,866
Yeah, I'd say so.

528
00:35:29,899 --> 00:35:32,936
I mean, we were close
before he left for college,

529
00:35:32,969 --> 00:35:37,006
so I don't really get
to see him that much anymore.

530
00:35:38,107 --> 00:35:40,542
Are you close with your sister?

531
00:35:44,113 --> 00:35:45,982
Yeah.

532
00:35:49,785 --> 00:35:52,255
-Hey, I have a gift for you.
-A gift?

533
00:35:52,288 --> 00:35:54,589
-A gift.
-For me?

534
00:35:56,692 --> 00:35:59,695
-What is it?
-It's an eraser.

535
00:35:59,728 --> 00:36:01,864
-An eraser?
-Yeah, it's got the big side,

536
00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:03,532
-and then it's got...
-The little side.

537
00:36:03,565 --> 00:36:05,234
A little--
the roller side. It rolls.

538
00:36:05,268 --> 00:36:07,937
Oh, that's...
that's really cool. -Yeah.

539
00:36:07,971 --> 00:36:09,172
Thank you.

540
00:36:09,205 --> 00:36:11,473
-Yeah.
-I like it.

541
00:36:13,608 --> 00:36:16,045
Can I ask you
a serious question?

542
00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,086
Sure.

543
00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:26,089
You've seen <i>Jaws,</i> right?

544
00:36:30,792 --> 00:36:31,928
-No?
-No.

545
00:36:31,961 --> 00:36:33,262
Wow.

546
00:36:33,296 --> 00:36:36,132
Um, okay.

547
00:36:36,165 --> 00:36:38,067
What about...

548
00:36:38,101 --> 00:36:39,701
<i>E.T.?</i>

549
00:36:40,769 --> 00:36:43,772
-Yeah, I've seen <i>E.T.</i>
-Okay. Okay, good.

550
00:36:43,806 --> 00:36:47,076
Let's see who can do
a better E.T. impression.

551
00:36:47,110 --> 00:36:48,277
Okay.

552
00:36:48,311 --> 00:36:49,778
-You go first.
-You go first. Jinx.

553
00:36:49,812 --> 00:36:52,315
Okay, now you have to go first.

554
00:36:54,884 --> 00:36:56,152
Okay.

555
00:36:56,185 --> 00:36:57,786
Just an E.T. impression, right?

556
00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:59,122
If you've seen the movie,
you'll know.

557
00:36:59,155 --> 00:37:00,857
Yeah, I've seen the movie.

558
00:37:00,890 --> 00:37:02,557
E.T.

559
00:37:03,326 --> 00:37:05,028
Um...

560
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,775
You have not seen <i>E.T.</i> before.

561
00:37:19,809 --> 00:37:21,643
I definitely have seen <i>E.T.</i>

562
00:37:21,676 --> 00:37:23,146
No, you definitely haven't
if that was your impression.

563
00:37:23,179 --> 00:37:26,049
That's the sound he makes at,
like, the end credits.

564
00:37:26,082 --> 00:37:28,151
Yeah, okay.

565
00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:35,791
You know...

566
00:37:36,859 --> 00:37:39,795
...you're pretty cute
for an Asian.

567
00:37:51,773 --> 00:37:54,077
Have you ever played
the nervous game before?

568
00:37:55,845 --> 00:37:57,146
No.

569
00:38:00,349 --> 00:38:02,584
Are you nervous?

570
00:38:05,988 --> 00:38:07,689
Are you nervous?

571
00:38:13,129 --> 00:38:14,964
Are you nervous?

572
00:38:18,935 --> 00:38:20,602
Are you nervous?

573
00:38:25,141 --> 00:38:26,876
Are you nervous?

574
00:38:28,777 --> 00:38:30,745
Are you nervous?

575
00:38:32,281 --> 00:38:34,217
-Yes.
-What?

576
00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:35,218
Yes.

577
00:38:35,251 --> 00:38:36,385
Oh.

578
00:38:36,419 --> 00:38:38,387
Yes, I-I mean, I am nervous.
I just--

579
00:38:38,421 --> 00:38:40,156
Can you, um...

580
00:38:40,189 --> 00:38:41,723
-Sorry.
-Yeah, I-I'm sorry.

581
00:38:41,756 --> 00:38:42,992
-No, it's okay, it's okay.
-Because I-I freaked out

582
00:38:43,025 --> 00:38:44,127
-a little bit.
-It's okay. It's okay.

583
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,394
I'm just-- I-I'm sorry.

584
00:38:45,428 --> 00:38:47,864
You don't have to apologize.
It's okay.

585
00:38:47,897 --> 00:38:49,198
Really.

586
00:39:25,067 --> 00:39:26,668
Where were you?

587
00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:29,071
Nowhere.

588
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,242
Hanging out with Fahad and Soup?

589
00:39:36,012 --> 00:39:38,948
-No.
-Okay, so what were you doing?

590
00:39:38,981 --> 00:39:40,283
It's not like you have
any other friends.

591
00:39:40,316 --> 00:39:41,317
And also, no one likes you.

592
00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:43,785
Shut the fuck up!

593
00:39:44,987 --> 00:39:47,722
Why are you always
so mean to me, huh?

594
00:39:49,091 --> 00:39:50,193
What?

595
00:39:50,226 --> 00:39:51,726
I can't wait for you to leave

596
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,263
so I don't have to see
your ugly face again.

597
00:40:44,046 --> 00:40:46,249
<i>Bro, how'd things go with Madi?</i>

598
00:40:49,518 --> 00:40:51,287
-Good.
-What do you mean "good"?

599
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,356
Like, good or... good?

600
00:40:53,389 --> 00:40:55,157
You know what I'm saying?

601
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,862
-She touched my wiener.
-No.

602
00:40:59,895 --> 00:41:01,998
No way she gave you a hand job.

603
00:41:03,032 --> 00:41:04,467
I'm fucking proud of you, dude.

604
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,270
For the first time in my life,
I'm actually proud of you.

605
00:41:07,303 --> 00:41:09,105
Good shit, dude.

606
00:41:09,138 --> 00:41:11,140
Finally.

607
00:41:14,577 --> 00:41:16,545
♪ Imaginary girl ♪

608
00:41:16,579 --> 00:41:18,881
♪ This is a song for you ♪

609
00:41:18,914 --> 00:41:20,416
♪ Sorry it took forever... ♪

610
00:41:20,449 --> 00:41:22,184
Oh.

611
00:41:23,452 --> 00:41:24,987
Hurry up.

612
00:41:25,021 --> 00:41:26,589
♪ It was the least I could do ♪

613
00:41:26,622 --> 00:41:30,026
♪ Better late than never ♪

614
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,228
♪ Out of the water ♪

615
00:41:32,261 --> 00:41:34,430
♪ You appeared like
a dream to me... ♪

616
00:41:34,463 --> 00:41:35,965
Oh, that's so cute.

617
00:41:35,998 --> 00:41:37,300
Can you take a photo
of all of us?

618
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:39,435
♪ And I wanna thank you ♪

619
00:41:39,468 --> 00:41:41,937
♪ Imaginary girl ♪

620
00:41:41,971 --> 00:41:43,939
♪ You really blow my mind ♪

621
00:41:43,973 --> 00:41:45,941
♪ You got to be joking... ♪

622
00:41:45,975 --> 00:41:47,443
Wait.

623
00:41:47,476 --> 00:41:50,046
Give us, like, a "one, two,
three" or something.

624
00:41:50,079 --> 00:41:51,280
Come on.

625
00:41:51,314 --> 00:41:52,581
Come on, bro.

626
00:41:52,615 --> 00:41:54,884
Aren't you, like,
the camera guy?

627
00:41:56,452 --> 00:41:58,521
One, two,

628
00:41:58,554 --> 00:41:59,922
three.

629
00:42:01,357 --> 00:42:03,192
Like, do they just
walk onto the crime scene,

630
00:42:03,225 --> 00:42:05,428
-like, slip, like,
"Oh, shit. Fuck." -

631
00:42:05,461 --> 00:42:07,263
"What the hell is that?

632
00:42:07,296 --> 00:42:08,931
Semen!"

633
00:42:08,964 --> 00:42:10,933
It's like, dude, what are
burglars even doing these days?

634
00:42:10,966 --> 00:42:12,935
How do you even think
of this stuff?

635
00:42:12,968 --> 00:42:15,938
-You write what you know.
-Isn't that Dave Chappelle?

636
00:42:16,605 --> 00:42:18,174
We should look at those shoes

637
00:42:18,207 --> 00:42:20,409
-that we saw at the mall
the other day. -Oh, yeah.

638
00:42:21,377 --> 00:42:22,945
You're quiet.

639
00:42:22,978 --> 00:42:25,214
Yeah, quit being weird, bro.

640
00:42:25,247 --> 00:42:27,216
-I'm not being weird.
-Just a little bit.

641
00:42:27,249 --> 00:42:28,951
You're just kind of, like,
silent over there.

642
00:42:28,984 --> 00:42:30,586
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.

643
00:42:30,619 --> 00:42:33,456
Um, do you have
any funny stories?

644
00:42:34,657 --> 00:42:36,192
Uh...

645
00:42:36,225 --> 00:42:38,427
Why are you looking at me?

646
00:42:40,129 --> 00:42:41,263
Uh...

647
00:42:41,297 --> 00:42:42,932
There's-there's
the squirrel story.

648
00:42:42,965 --> 00:42:45,134
Please don't do...
Don't fucking do that.

649
00:42:45,167 --> 00:42:46,569
Wait,
what's the squirrel story?

650
00:42:46,602 --> 00:42:48,904
It's nothing. It's just,
like, not a great story.

651
00:42:48,938 --> 00:42:50,106
No, no, no, tell us.

652
00:42:50,139 --> 00:42:52,141
-You have to tell us.
-Yeah.

653
00:42:53,209 --> 00:42:55,378
Don't listen to him.
What's the squirrel story?

654
00:42:55,411 --> 00:42:57,580
Go on, tell us.

655
00:42:57,613 --> 00:43:00,282
Okay, well, um,
there-there's this,

656
00:43:00,316 --> 00:43:01,984
there's this one time
we were, uh,

657
00:43:02,017 --> 00:43:04,220
we were walking through
the park, you know,

658
00:43:04,253 --> 00:43:06,655
and, uh, I saw this
dead squirrel on the floor,

659
00:43:06,689 --> 00:43:08,157
and, uh, I thought it'd be funny

660
00:43:08,190 --> 00:43:10,059
if I showed it to my friends.

661
00:43:10,092 --> 00:43:14,196
So, um, I picked it up, and-and
I-I put it in my backpack,

662
00:43:14,230 --> 00:43:18,401
and then, and then, you know,
we-we got to the park.

663
00:43:18,434 --> 00:43:20,536
I-I pulled out the squirrel.

664
00:43:20,569 --> 00:43:22,438
<i>And it was, like, you know,</i>
<i>super dead and stuff,</i>

665
00:43:22,471 --> 00:43:25,441
<i>-and they were like,</i>
<i>"Holy crap."</i> -

666
00:43:25,474 --> 00:43:28,411
-I'm pretty sure that's dead.
-Bro, it's been dead.

667
00:43:28,444 --> 00:43:30,279
And then after that, we're
gonna, we're gonna bury it.

668
00:43:30,312 --> 00:43:33,282
You know?
But, uh, my buddy, Soup...

669
00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:36,118
<i>...he pours this, like,</i>
<i>energy drink</i>

670
00:43:36,152 --> 00:43:38,421
into the squirrel's mouth,
and then-then, like,

671
00:43:38,454 --> 00:43:40,689
it starts, like, spazzing out,
it starts freaking out,

672
00:43:40,723 --> 00:43:42,191
<i>and everyone's like...</i>

673
00:43:42,224 --> 00:43:43,692
<i>And then my other friend,</i>
<i>he, like,</i>

674
00:43:43,726 --> 00:43:45,161
grabs it by the tail,
and he starts, like,

675
00:43:45,194 --> 00:43:46,962
swinging it around
like Indiana Jones.

676
00:43:46,996 --> 00:43:48,030
<i>Looks like an absolute,</i>

677
00:43:48,063 --> 00:43:49,532
<i>like, psycho, you know?</i>

678
00:43:49,565 --> 00:43:51,233
<i>He's, like, chasing us.</i>
<i>We're running away from him.</i>

679
00:43:52,601 --> 00:43:55,037
-What the fuck?! Oh, shit!
-Yo.

680
00:43:55,070 --> 00:43:56,439
<i>And then the-- and then, like,</i>

681
00:43:56,472 --> 00:43:58,307
<i>the-the tail, like, pops off,</i>
<i>and then, like,</i>

682
00:43:58,340 --> 00:44:00,309
<i>-the squirrel, like,</i>
<i>goes flying.</i> -

683
00:44:00,342 --> 00:44:01,744
<i>But he's-he's still holding,</i>
<i>he's still holding the tail.</i>

684
00:44:01,777 --> 00:44:03,446
<i>Just the squirrel, you know...</i>

685
00:44:03,479 --> 00:44:05,581
<i>Like, you know? And...</i>

686
00:44:05,614 --> 00:44:08,350
It was, like, really, really,
it was really crazy.

687
00:44:08,384 --> 00:44:09,652
Um...

688
00:44:09,685 --> 00:44:12,121
What the fuck?

689
00:44:12,154 --> 00:44:13,622
Wait, so did you bury it or no?

690
00:44:13,656 --> 00:44:16,625
No, we, um, we put
it in someone's mailbox and...

691
00:44:16,659 --> 00:44:19,061
-No, I would stop there.
-Okay.

692
00:44:19,094 --> 00:44:21,230
Um, I'm pretty sure
that's animal cruelty.

693
00:44:21,263 --> 00:44:22,731
You know her mom works
for PETA, right?

694
00:44:22,765 --> 00:44:24,467
-She could send you to juvie.
-Mm-hmm.

695
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:26,268
Oh.

696
00:44:26,302 --> 00:44:28,070
Okay. Sorry.

697
00:44:29,171 --> 00:44:31,173
-Dumb bitch.
-Whoa.

698
00:44:31,207 --> 00:44:33,309
Okay, I can't believe
you just said that.

699
00:44:33,342 --> 00:44:35,377
What?
I don't know. I'm just kidding.

700
00:44:35,411 --> 00:44:36,779
-Kidding?
-Uh, she called her that before.

701
00:44:36,813 --> 00:44:38,280
-Bro.
-Like, I thought it was,

702
00:44:38,314 --> 00:44:39,348
-like, her nickname
or something. -No.

703
00:44:39,381 --> 00:44:40,216
Are you serious?

704
00:44:40,249 --> 00:44:42,651
You think my nickname
is "dumb bitch"?

705
00:44:42,685 --> 00:44:45,621
-Yeah. No. Sorry.
-No.

706
00:44:45,654 --> 00:44:48,057
I can't believe he said that.

707
00:44:49,124 --> 00:44:52,027
There's my mom.

708
00:44:52,795 --> 00:44:54,763
Um, some friends
are coming over right now

709
00:44:54,797 --> 00:44:57,166
to watch a movie,
if you want to come.

710
00:44:57,199 --> 00:45:00,102
-Yeah, for sure.
-Uh, I think there's only room

711
00:45:00,135 --> 00:45:01,704
for one more in the car, though.

712
00:45:01,737 --> 00:45:04,073
-Oh, okay. Um...
-But if you want,

713
00:45:04,106 --> 00:45:05,641
you could take the bus
and meet us there.

714
00:45:05,674 --> 00:45:08,544
Dude, you're-you're cool
with taking the bus, right?

715
00:45:10,212 --> 00:45:12,715
All right. Later, dude.

716
00:45:12,748 --> 00:45:14,517
Bye.

717
00:45:14,550 --> 00:45:16,820
Yeah, go for it.

718
00:45:16,853 --> 00:45:19,054
Wait, can we tell Soup to come?

719
00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,260
I'm so sorry.

720
00:45:59,194 --> 00:46:01,130
Please enjoy
this Verizon ringback tone

721
00:46:01,163 --> 00:46:02,531
while your party is reached.

722
00:46:06,201 --> 00:46:08,103
Dìdi.

723
00:46:10,339 --> 00:46:12,074
Dìdi.

724
00:46:17,746 --> 00:46:19,348
Fine.

725
00:46:26,422 --> 00:46:27,523
Are you sad?

726
00:46:27,556 --> 00:46:29,191
I'm fine.

727
00:46:37,934 --> 00:46:39,602
♪ Can we fake it ♪

728
00:46:39,635 --> 00:46:42,137
♪ Can we make believe? ♪

729
00:46:42,171 --> 00:46:43,739
♪ I'm so full of love ♪

730
00:46:43,772 --> 00:46:45,909
♪ It deeply sickens me ♪

731
00:46:45,942 --> 00:46:48,377
♪ But all I can do
is close my eyes ♪

732
00:46:48,410 --> 00:46:50,346
♪ And cross my heart ♪

733
00:46:50,379 --> 00:46:51,815
♪ And hope to die ♪

734
00:46:51,848 --> 00:46:53,382
♪ 'Cause you don't
fucking listen... ♪

735
00:46:53,415 --> 00:46:55,451
Mom!

736
00:47:12,768 --> 00:47:15,170
-Mom?
-Yeah?

737
00:47:16,672 --> 00:47:18,374
Did you fart?

738
00:47:19,341 --> 00:47:20,910
No.

739
00:47:20,944 --> 00:47:24,179
Oh, my God, you farted.

740
00:47:26,515 --> 00:47:28,417
Unlock the window.

741
00:47:29,251 --> 00:47:30,920
Well, uh, it's broken.

742
00:47:30,954 --> 00:47:33,923
It's broken? Oh, my God.

743
00:47:33,957 --> 00:47:35,658
Sorry.

744
00:47:35,691 --> 00:47:38,193
It smells like shit.

745
00:47:43,666 --> 00:47:47,236
Are you smelling it?

746
00:48:13,863 --> 00:48:15,397
Order number 42.

747
00:48:21,737 --> 00:48:22,771
Ah...

748
00:48:26,742 --> 00:48:29,745
-Ah.
-Hey.

749
00:48:42,391 --> 00:48:43,827
What are you doing?

750
00:48:49,899 --> 00:48:51,533
Number 43, your order is ready.

751
00:48:51,567 --> 00:48:53,335
You're so Asian.

752
00:48:54,003 --> 00:48:56,371
Number 43.

753
00:49:05,882 --> 00:49:07,382
Mom.

754
00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:09,351
Stop.

755
00:49:09,986 --> 00:49:11,453
Mom.

756
00:49:11,487 --> 00:49:14,523
I told you this before.
I am not go--

757
00:49:19,996 --> 00:49:21,797
You're late.

758
00:49:22,798 --> 00:49:24,666
Come sit down.

759
00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:33,009
Josh, go back to work.

760
00:49:33,042 --> 00:49:35,377
Dude, stop.

761
00:49:35,410 --> 00:49:37,446
Our moms are friends.

762
00:51:16,946 --> 00:51:18,948
Mom.

763
00:51:18,982 --> 00:51:21,383
Mom, can you give me ride?

764
00:51:23,052 --> 00:51:24,720
Mom?

765
00:52:15,238 --> 00:52:16,973
I'll take you. Come on.

766
00:52:31,955 --> 00:52:33,555
You okay?

767
00:52:41,797 --> 00:52:44,233
Wait, this is where
you and your friends hang out?

768
00:52:44,267 --> 00:52:45,868
Business parking lots?

769
00:52:45,902 --> 00:52:49,604
-Yeah. You could just park
right over here. -Okay.

770
00:52:51,174 --> 00:52:53,009
Okay.

771
00:52:53,843 --> 00:52:55,677
Um...

772
00:52:57,113 --> 00:53:00,482
Thanks for, uh, driving me.

773
00:53:01,783 --> 00:53:03,052
No problem.

774
00:53:04,821 --> 00:53:10,026
Um, I think I'm gonna stay out
for a while, too.

775
00:53:10,059 --> 00:53:14,964
So just give me a call later
if you need a ride.

776
00:53:14,998 --> 00:53:17,066
Or anything, okay?

777
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:18,667
Okay.

778
00:53:27,642 --> 00:53:29,611
-There he is. Sup, bro?
-Yo, bruh.

779
00:53:29,644 --> 00:53:30,746
-What's good?
-How's it going?

780
00:53:30,779 --> 00:53:32,048
-How's it going?
-Chillin'.

781
00:53:32,081 --> 00:53:33,883
Yo, what's up,
what's up, what's up?

782
00:53:33,916 --> 00:53:35,284
-How's it going? How's it going?
-Let's get these clips.

783
00:53:43,592 --> 00:53:45,995
Get that shit. Yep.

784
00:53:48,264 --> 00:53:50,266
Good shit, bruh.

785
00:53:50,299 --> 00:53:52,001
Right here.

786
00:53:52,801 --> 00:53:54,170
I mean, my shirt clean.

787
00:53:54,203 --> 00:53:56,105
-Smell this shit. Fuck yeah.
-Hey.

788
00:53:56,139 --> 00:53:57,706
Like it, yeah.

789
00:53:57,739 --> 00:54:00,243
Hey, Nugget,
look at this dick I drew.

790
00:54:00,276 --> 00:54:02,045
♪ Sacred heart... ♪

791
00:54:03,946 --> 00:54:06,049
-The veins and shit in there.
-Bro, what?

792
00:54:06,082 --> 00:54:07,316
I got some ball sack.

793
00:54:07,350 --> 00:54:08,818
Hey, right here, right here.

794
00:54:08,851 --> 00:54:10,786
It's coming.

795
00:54:10,820 --> 00:54:12,721
-Weak!
-Hey, run it back.

796
00:54:12,754 --> 00:54:14,057
Hey, both of you guys.

797
00:54:14,090 --> 00:54:17,326
-You, you and you. Out!
-Oh, my-- Come on.

798
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,129
I've seen you here
before. -How you doing, man?

799
00:54:20,163 --> 00:54:21,330
Fun time is over.

800
00:54:21,364 --> 00:54:22,865
-No, no, no.
-Hey, yo, Chris.

801
00:54:22,899 --> 00:54:24,733
Film that shit.
Film that shit right there.

802
00:54:24,766 --> 00:54:27,036
-You are done.
-"You're done, sonny son."

803
00:54:27,070 --> 00:54:28,337
Yes, you.

804
00:54:28,371 --> 00:54:30,807
Ah, right here, right here,
right here.

805
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,674
Yeah, land that shit.

806
00:54:32,707 --> 00:54:34,643
-Yeah!
-Let's go!

807
00:54:34,676 --> 00:54:36,946
Go, go!

808
00:54:36,979 --> 00:54:39,115
Let's get the fuck out of here!

809
00:54:49,826 --> 00:54:52,995
♪ No, love doesn't always ♪

810
00:54:53,029 --> 00:54:58,101
♪ Boomerang. ♪

811
00:55:01,736 --> 00:55:03,840
Bruh, that security guard
could not keep up.

812
00:55:03,873 --> 00:55:05,274
You just juked
the fuck out of him, bro.

813
00:55:05,308 --> 00:55:06,775
We got to see that shit.

814
00:55:06,809 --> 00:55:08,244
You clipping your nails
back there, bro?

815
00:55:08,277 --> 00:55:09,846
It's good, bro.
I'm catching 'em.

816
00:55:09,879 --> 00:55:11,914
Way to kill the vibe, bro.
That's hella trifling.

817
00:55:11,948 --> 00:55:13,850
You can't be doing shit
like that in people whip.

818
00:55:13,883 --> 00:55:15,952
Bro, I got to cut my toenails,
I'm gonna cut my toenails, bro.

819
00:55:15,985 --> 00:55:18,254
Hey, Chris, you got
that clip of me, though?

820
00:55:18,287 --> 00:55:19,856
Oh, yeah, I-I got that clip.

821
00:55:19,889 --> 00:55:21,390
-Yeah. -
-That clip was killer as fuck.

822
00:55:21,424 --> 00:55:23,126
Yeah, baby.

823
00:55:23,159 --> 00:55:25,862
That shit was wet, bro.
That shit-- oh, man.

824
00:55:25,895 --> 00:55:27,396
I got the throw-down, the jukes.

825
00:55:27,430 --> 00:55:29,265
Stomped that shit, bolts.
That's my opener, man.

826
00:55:29,298 --> 00:55:31,033
You were, like, you were, like,
all up in his face, too.

827
00:55:31,067 --> 00:55:32,734
You know, you could've,
like, could've, like,

828
00:55:32,767 --> 00:55:33,870
fucked him up or something.

829
00:55:35,304 --> 00:55:36,738
Yeah, I'm-I'm more about
peaceful shit.

830
00:55:36,771 --> 00:55:38,107
-You know what I mean?
-Yeah.

831
00:55:38,141 --> 00:55:39,308
Like, I'm on the Zen path.

832
00:55:40,843 --> 00:55:42,845
Hey, you good to send me
that clip later, though?

833
00:55:42,879 --> 00:55:44,280
Yeah, I'll-I'll send you
that clip.

834
00:55:44,313 --> 00:55:45,414
I'm probably gonna, like, film

835
00:55:45,448 --> 00:55:47,116
some other clips
before that, though,

836
00:55:47,150 --> 00:55:48,885
and, like, edit it together,
you know, like, mix it up.

837
00:55:48,918 --> 00:55:50,319
-Okay. -We got,
we got motherfucking

838
00:55:50,353 --> 00:55:52,754
Spike Jonze or some shit
over here.

839
00:55:52,787 --> 00:55:54,257
-About to edit that shit up.
-You a fucking hater, bro.

840
00:55:54,290 --> 00:55:55,825
Hey, respect his craft, bro.

841
00:55:55,858 --> 00:55:57,759
Chris, thank you
for pulling up on us today.

842
00:55:57,792 --> 00:55:59,829
We-we really need you,
you know what I'm saying?

843
00:55:59,862 --> 00:56:01,164
Yeah, you been doing your thing.

844
00:56:01,197 --> 00:56:02,697
I appreciate you for coming out.

845
00:56:02,731 --> 00:56:04,967
Yeah, that's what's up.

846
00:56:16,479 --> 00:56:18,281
Mom?

847
00:56:22,251 --> 00:56:23,920
Mama?

848
00:56:28,090 --> 00:56:29,325
Nai Nai?

849
00:56:35,231 --> 00:56:36,832
Mom?

850
00:56:41,103 --> 00:56:42,939
Nai Nai!

851
00:56:42,972 --> 00:56:44,941
Nai Nai. What happened?

852
00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:46,302
Okay.

853
00:57:48,004 --> 00:57:51,173
Hey, um, can you give me a hand
with something?

854
00:58:01,517 --> 00:58:03,219
So...

855
00:58:04,387 --> 00:58:07,390
Who are those people
you've been hanging out with?

856
00:58:11,594 --> 00:58:13,162
Friends.

857
00:58:14,063 --> 00:58:16,365
What do you guys do
when you hang out?

858
00:58:19,435 --> 00:58:21,337
Just skate.

859
00:58:22,338 --> 00:58:24,040
Just skate?

860
00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:30,112
Well, promise me
you won't do anything stupid.

861
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,815
Okay.

862
00:58:49,031 --> 00:58:50,066
Make sure to keep your subject

863
00:58:50,099 --> 00:58:51,133
in the center of the frame.

864
00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:53,202
Yeah, buddy. Let's go!

865
00:58:54,170 --> 00:58:55,604
-Ah, that was it!
-Oh, come on.

866
00:58:55,638 --> 00:58:58,974
♪ I wanna hold
your hands tonight ♪

867
00:59:00,309 --> 00:59:02,144
-Back 'em up.
-Let's go.

868
00:59:02,178 --> 00:59:04,613
♪ I wanna walk you home
from school ♪

869
00:59:04,647 --> 00:59:06,882
Yo!

870
00:59:06,916 --> 00:59:08,017
Yeah.

871
00:59:08,050 --> 00:59:11,220
♪ I wanna take you on a date ♪

872
00:59:11,253 --> 00:59:13,155
Nice.

873
00:59:14,156 --> 00:59:15,224
Oh.

874
00:59:15,257 --> 00:59:17,026
♪ I wanna treat you
like a fool ♪

875
00:59:17,059 --> 00:59:19,095
You got it, bro. You got it.

876
00:59:19,128 --> 00:59:19,962
Oh!

877
00:59:21,230 --> 00:59:22,898
♪ My good intention,
you'll see... ♪

878
00:59:22,932 --> 00:59:24,900
Dude, that was buttery.

879
00:59:24,934 --> 00:59:26,936
--Don't touch.
Don't touch. Don't touch.

880
00:59:26,969 --> 00:59:30,039
♪ 'Cause I know
loving ain't easy ♪

881
00:59:30,072 --> 00:59:31,640
♪ Although it's easy
on the eyes ♪

882
00:59:31,674 --> 00:59:33,542
♪ Both when appalling... ♪

883
00:59:33,576 --> 00:59:34,944
Why are you filming the plants?

884
00:59:34,977 --> 00:59:37,513
Uh, foreground.

885
00:59:37,546 --> 00:59:40,416
-You look like a pervert.
-Oh.

886
00:59:40,449 --> 00:59:41,584
Oh, dude!

887
00:59:46,689 --> 00:59:49,558
I want to see that thing.
What you got?

888
00:59:49,592 --> 00:59:51,394
Uh...

889
00:59:51,427 --> 00:59:53,028
What the fuck?

890
00:59:58,567 --> 01:00:01,137
Hey, yo, Wang-Wang!

891
01:00:01,170 --> 01:00:03,539
Yo, bro, what you doing here?

892
01:00:03,572 --> 01:00:05,207
Just hanging out.

893
01:00:05,241 --> 01:00:06,442
With who, bro?

894
01:00:06,475 --> 01:00:09,011
Where the fuck is
he at? -

895
01:00:09,044 --> 01:00:11,046
Friends.

896
01:00:11,714 --> 01:00:13,048
All right.
Where you guys headed?

897
01:00:13,082 --> 01:00:14,216
Come on, bro.

898
01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:15,351
Yo, let's go!

899
01:00:15,384 --> 01:00:16,352
What are you waiting for?

900
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,021
To a party.

901
01:00:19,054 --> 01:00:20,389
Oh.

902
01:00:20,423 --> 01:00:22,124
Yo, can we come?

903
01:00:22,758 --> 01:00:25,194
Hurry up! Let's hit it!

904
01:00:26,061 --> 01:00:28,297
There's no room in the car.

905
01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:29,432
Come on.

906
01:00:29,465 --> 01:00:31,033
Ah.

907
01:00:31,066 --> 01:00:33,335
Um, it's-it's all right.

908
01:00:33,369 --> 01:00:35,371
It's okay.

909
01:00:35,404 --> 01:00:37,239
A-All right, see ya, bro.

910
01:00:41,377 --> 01:00:43,212
-Hey, Mack! Mack!
-Man, this place is cranking.

911
01:00:43,245 --> 01:00:44,713
Hey, yo, nigga, what's good?!

912
01:00:44,747 --> 01:00:46,649
--Man, what took
your ass so long?

913
01:00:46,682 --> 01:00:48,184
I'm eating lemon bars
in this bitch

914
01:00:48,217 --> 01:00:50,252
for about three hours
with your granny.

915
01:00:50,286 --> 01:00:52,354
-Shit's good as fuck,
though, really. -Sup, G?

916
01:00:52,388 --> 01:00:55,057
Hey, what's good, bruh?
What's good, buddy?

917
01:00:55,090 --> 01:00:57,426
-Yo, who the fuck is this?
-Th-This is Chris.

918
01:00:57,460 --> 01:00:59,295
This is my filmer, bro.
He's cool. He's with me.

919
01:00:59,328 --> 01:01:01,030
Little bro been
filming us, getting clips.

920
01:01:01,063 --> 01:01:02,331
Oh, shit!

921
01:01:02,364 --> 01:01:05,067
Ain't you the nigga
that be filming for Bofa?

922
01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:06,435
What's "Bofa"?

923
01:01:07,770 --> 01:01:09,672
Both of these nuts
in your fucking mouth!

924
01:01:09,705 --> 01:01:11,006
It's good, man!

925
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,374
Why you do him like that?

926
01:01:12,408 --> 01:01:13,642
Move, move, move.

927
01:01:13,676 --> 01:01:15,377
-Hella people here.
-Hey, bro.

928
01:01:15,411 --> 01:01:17,112
Let me get
one of those lemon bars.

929
01:01:17,146 --> 01:01:18,514
Sorry, coming through. Sorry.

930
01:01:18,547 --> 01:01:20,583
Excuse me. Can I just...

931
01:02:27,583 --> 01:02:29,251
♪ I'm at your granny crib ♪

932
01:02:29,285 --> 01:02:32,454
♪ And she fed me
all her lemon bars ♪

933
01:02:33,355 --> 01:02:35,291
-♪ When you left the crib ♪
-Where you been at?

934
01:02:35,324 --> 01:02:37,092
♪ You must've walked hella far ♪

935
01:02:37,126 --> 01:02:38,427
♪ 'Cause when you came back ♪

936
01:02:38,460 --> 01:02:40,462
♪ I fucked granny hella hard. ♪

937
01:02:40,496 --> 01:02:42,565
Hell yeah! -Whoa.

938
01:02:42,598 --> 01:02:45,134
-Hey, keep my grandma out of it.
-What you talking about?

939
01:02:45,167 --> 01:02:47,169
-Come on, man.
-Ay, but, uh,

940
01:02:47,202 --> 01:02:49,305
-I-I did that shit, though.
-You did not.

941
01:02:49,338 --> 01:02:51,473
Come on.

942
01:02:52,441 --> 01:02:54,643
Hey, you good? How the fuck
that shit taste, boy?

943
01:02:56,645 --> 01:02:58,247
The hashish. Nigga, what?

944
01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,715
I don't smoke no more.

945
01:02:59,748 --> 01:03:02,618
Yeah, you a bitch.
I'll hit that, though. Come on.

946
01:03:06,188 --> 01:03:08,424
This shit old, man, expired.

947
01:03:08,457 --> 01:03:10,827
-Bro, you let that shit go out?
-You should, uh...

948
01:03:10,860 --> 01:03:13,195
You should Wu-Tang it.

949
01:03:13,228 --> 01:03:15,297
Wu-Tang it? Like the Clan?

950
01:03:15,331 --> 01:03:17,333
Yeah, it's...
No, here, let me show you.

951
01:03:17,366 --> 01:03:18,835
-Yeah, you rock that.
-Yeah.

952
01:03:18,868 --> 01:03:21,103
I don't want to fuck it up, bro.

953
01:03:28,677 --> 01:03:32,348
This Asian motherfucker
just ate the roach!

954
01:03:32,381 --> 01:03:34,717
-Nigga, what the fuck?!
-Shit, man.

955
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:35,919
Yo, what's your name, man?

956
01:03:35,952 --> 01:03:37,786
-Chris.
-Chris? Hey.

957
01:03:37,821 --> 01:03:39,221
Asian Chris!

958
01:03:39,254 --> 01:03:41,724
Asian Chris! Asian Chris!

959
01:03:41,757 --> 01:03:42,859
Half Asian.

960
01:03:42,892 --> 01:03:45,327
-What?
-Half Asian.

961
01:03:45,361 --> 01:03:46,662
-Okay, nigga.
-All right.

962
01:03:46,695 --> 01:03:48,230
Half Asian Chris!

963
01:03:48,263 --> 01:03:50,432
Half Asian
Chris! Half Asian Chris!

964
01:03:50,466 --> 01:03:52,434
Half Asian Chris!

965
01:03:52,468 --> 01:03:54,670
Half Asian Chris!

966
01:03:54,703 --> 01:03:57,640
Half Asian Chris!

967
01:04:17,292 --> 01:04:21,196
Bro, you good?

968
01:04:23,499 --> 01:04:25,534
Shit, man.

969
01:04:27,436 --> 01:04:29,238
Wang-Wang.

970
01:04:30,773 --> 01:04:32,441
Over here.

971
01:04:33,009 --> 01:04:35,244
Why did you kill me?

972
01:04:35,277 --> 01:04:37,212
I didn't want to die.

973
01:04:37,947 --> 01:04:40,582
This is why nobody loves you.

974
01:04:40,616 --> 01:04:42,217
Ha, fucker.

975
01:04:50,894 --> 01:04:54,229
Uh, I'm fine.

976
01:05:10,914 --> 01:05:12,748
Get it out.

977
01:05:15,784 --> 01:05:17,586
Here.

978
01:05:17,619 --> 01:05:18,822
Drink.

979
01:05:24,460 --> 01:05:27,629
Didn't I tell you
not to do anything stupid?

980
01:05:32,768 --> 01:05:34,770
Please don't tell Mom.

981
01:05:41,643 --> 01:05:43,278
Okay.

982
01:05:45,614 --> 01:05:47,549
Bye-bye, Nai Nai.

983
01:05:50,719 --> 01:05:52,488
Okay.

984
01:06:07,803 --> 01:06:09,638
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.

985
01:06:14,676 --> 01:06:16,278
Um...

986
01:06:17,679 --> 01:06:19,414
Bye, I guess.

987
01:06:21,550 --> 01:06:22,785
Bye.

988
01:06:50,914 --> 01:06:52,748
Bye-bye.

989
01:08:02,651 --> 01:08:04,486
♪ My baby made me some coffee,
afraid that if I drink some ♪

990
01:08:04,519 --> 01:08:06,588
♪ It's probably coming
right back out me ♪

991
01:08:06,622 --> 01:08:09,893
♪ Couple of Advil,
relax and chill, at a stand-- ♪

992
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,629
-Hello?
-Yo, I think I'm near your crib.

993
01:08:13,662 --> 01:08:16,132
Can we come over and look
at those clips real quick?

994
01:08:16,165 --> 01:08:18,935
Uh, like, like, like, right now?

995
01:08:24,140 --> 01:08:25,774
What's good, bro?
Where the bathroom at?

996
01:08:25,808 --> 01:08:27,110
Uh,
just down there to the right.

997
01:08:27,143 --> 01:08:28,177
All right.

998
01:08:28,211 --> 01:08:29,745
What's up, little bro?

999
01:08:29,778 --> 01:08:31,080
--Let's peep
these clips, G. -Okay.

1000
01:08:31,114 --> 01:08:32,714
Nice spot.

1001
01:08:32,748 --> 01:08:34,650
Hey, who did all
the paintings in your house?

1002
01:08:34,683 --> 01:08:37,053
Um, my mom.

1003
01:08:37,086 --> 01:08:39,055
-Really?
-"Wang Wang"?

1004
01:08:39,088 --> 01:08:41,124
-What's a Wang Wang?
-Uh...

1005
01:08:41,157 --> 01:08:42,691
Can I have
some of these apples?

1006
01:08:42,724 --> 01:08:44,726
Um...

1007
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:46,996
-Yeah. Go for it.
-Okay. Thanks.

1008
01:08:47,030 --> 01:08:49,731
-Why are they in a dog bowl?
-All right, what I miss?

1009
01:08:49,765 --> 01:08:51,533
-Hey, you wash your hands?
-Nah.

1010
01:08:51,566 --> 01:08:53,236
Mm, mm-mm. Get the fuck off.

1011
01:08:53,269 --> 01:08:54,938
Bruh, I'm trying
to watch these clips.

1012
01:08:54,971 --> 01:08:56,205
That is nasty. You're nasty.

1013
01:08:56,239 --> 01:08:57,807
Oh, my God, y'all some haters.

1014
01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,574
-All right. What we got?
-We're about to see the clips.

1015
01:08:59,608 --> 01:09:01,743
Yeah, right here! -Come on.

1016
01:09:01,777 --> 01:09:05,181
-Yep.
-Oh.

1017
01:09:05,214 --> 01:09:07,083
That spot was insanely crusty.

1018
01:09:07,116 --> 01:09:08,650
Yeah, we got that double.

1019
01:09:08,684 --> 01:09:10,552
I had to get that shit
out of the way.

1020
01:09:10,585 --> 01:09:12,822
-Go backwards.
-That shit was sick, huh?

1021
01:09:12,855 --> 01:09:14,991
-That shit was. You'll see.
-We get it done.

1022
01:09:15,858 --> 01:09:17,793
I remember this day.

1023
01:09:19,028 --> 01:09:21,197
It's a little shaky,
but it's-it's all right.

1024
01:09:21,230 --> 01:09:22,966
Every filmer has their bad days.

1025
01:09:22,999 --> 01:09:24,566
-It has a little bit of speed.
-On the frame.

1026
01:09:24,599 --> 01:09:26,002
Oh! Play that clip

1027
01:09:26,035 --> 01:09:28,004
where I fucking juked
that security guard.

1028
01:09:28,037 --> 01:09:29,238
We got to see that, bro.

1029
01:09:29,272 --> 01:09:30,974
I've been waiting
for so long to see that.

1030
01:09:31,007 --> 01:09:32,641
-The security guard, remember?
-The security guard. -Yeah.

1031
01:09:32,674 --> 01:09:33,843
-Put it on. Let's go.
-Oh, my fucking God.

1032
01:09:33,876 --> 01:09:35,278
-Pull that shit up.
-Let's go.

1033
01:09:35,311 --> 01:09:36,913
Pull it up.
What you waiting for? Come on.

1034
01:09:36,946 --> 01:09:38,247
-This is the one, man.
-Put that shit on right now.

1035
01:09:38,281 --> 01:09:39,614
Yeah, that one right there.

1036
01:09:39,648 --> 01:09:40,917
-Okay.
-Yep, here we go.

1037
01:09:40,950 --> 01:09:42,551
-There it is. Shit.
-There she is.

1038
01:09:42,584 --> 01:09:44,586
You about to be famous
from this shit.

1039
01:09:44,619 --> 01:09:46,588
-Swear to God.
-Swear.

1040
01:09:46,621 --> 01:09:48,958
Bruh, he was
all in the way, like, damn.

1041
01:09:48,992 --> 01:09:51,760
Watch this juke.
It's a NBA juke right here. Oh.

1042
01:09:51,793 --> 01:09:53,762
-Oh!
-Oh, shit, right here.

1043
01:09:53,795 --> 01:09:55,530
Land it, land it. There you go.

1044
01:09:55,564 --> 01:09:56,899
-Here we go, here we go,
here we go. -Great.

1045
01:09:56,933 --> 01:09:59,268
Man, fuck you! We're out!

1046
01:09:59,302 --> 01:10:00,970
Yeah, don't come back.

1047
01:10:01,004 --> 01:10:03,873
-Couldn't even see the board.
-Bro, what the fuck?

1048
01:10:05,707 --> 01:10:08,011
All right, bruh.
All right, so check it out.

1049
01:10:08,044 --> 01:10:10,813
I'm no, like, filmer
or expert or anything,

1050
01:10:10,847 --> 01:10:12,614
but that's definitely
not usable.

1051
01:10:12,647 --> 01:10:13,782
I thought you were,
like, a filmer, right?

1052
01:10:13,816 --> 01:10:15,084
None of those are usable.

1053
01:10:15,118 --> 01:10:16,819
Yeah. I just...

1054
01:10:16,853 --> 01:10:19,288
I-I couldn't focus-up,
um, I'm sorry.

1055
01:10:19,322 --> 01:10:21,523
-Damn.
-Dìdi?

1056
01:10:25,794 --> 01:10:26,863
Oh.

1057
01:10:26,896 --> 01:10:27,997
Hi.

1058
01:10:28,031 --> 01:10:29,132
<i>Ni hao.</i>

1059
01:10:30,099 --> 01:10:31,666
Hello.

1060
01:10:31,700 --> 01:10:33,602
-Um, nice meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

1061
01:10:33,635 --> 01:10:35,838
I'm Chris' mother.

1062
01:10:35,872 --> 01:10:37,739
Hey, I really like
your paintings.

1063
01:10:37,773 --> 01:10:40,642
-Really beautiful, by the way.
-Oh.

1064
01:10:40,675 --> 01:10:42,912
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

1065
01:10:42,945 --> 01:10:43,980
You notice.

1066
01:10:44,013 --> 01:10:47,050
Yeah, I love the colors
and stuff.

1067
01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:48,683
I-I paint all myself.

1068
01:10:48,717 --> 01:10:50,619
-That's cool.
-Yeah, that's really nice.

1069
01:10:50,652 --> 01:10:53,322
Wait, so, um, if you're Asian,

1070
01:10:53,356 --> 01:10:57,193
does that mean
your husband is white?

1071
01:10:57,226 --> 01:10:59,594
What?

1072
01:10:59,628 --> 01:11:01,230
My husband Asian.

1073
01:11:01,264 --> 01:11:02,865
How are you half Asian?

1074
01:11:02,899 --> 01:11:04,834
Yeah, 'cause
you said that... -

1075
01:11:04,867 --> 01:11:06,102
She's probably just forgetting.
Mom, just get out right now.

1076
01:11:06,135 --> 01:11:07,803
Mom, just get out--

1077
01:11:07,837 --> 01:11:10,139
Mom, get out! Mom, get out!

1078
01:11:13,675 --> 01:11:16,012
Uh, s-sorry.
I'm sorry you had to see that.

1079
01:11:16,045 --> 01:11:17,880
It's just--
she could just be, like,

1080
01:11:17,914 --> 01:11:20,850
super annoying sometimes
and... and, uh...

1081
01:11:20,883 --> 01:11:23,886
Dude, don't talk to your mom
like that.

1082
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:25,121
She wasn't even being annoying.

1083
01:11:25,154 --> 01:11:26,355
Like, what were you even doing?

1084
01:11:26,389 --> 01:11:28,357
Man, this kid's kind of wack.

1085
01:11:28,391 --> 01:11:29,826
Yeah, you're kind of right.

1086
01:11:29,859 --> 01:11:31,726
Let's get the fuck out of here.

1087
01:11:45,908 --> 01:11:47,944
Yo!

1088
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,882
Man, fuck you. We're out.

1089
01:14:18,561 --> 01:14:20,529
Okay, let's take a quick break.

1090
01:14:32,441 --> 01:14:34,477
Josh, don't.

1091
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:38,547
Yo, Chris!

1092
01:14:38,581 --> 01:14:40,016
What up, bro?

1093
01:14:40,049 --> 01:14:41,350
Doing some skate tricks?

1094
01:14:41,384 --> 01:14:43,452
Huh?

1095
01:14:43,486 --> 01:14:45,354
Hey, can I ask you something?

1096
01:14:45,388 --> 01:14:48,124
Huh?

1097
01:14:52,528 --> 01:14:54,297
Are you nervous?

1098
01:14:57,066 --> 01:15:00,536
Man, I didn't realize
you was such a G, bruh.

1099
01:15:00,569 --> 01:15:03,339
Hey, are you
a Fremont Asian Gangsta?

1100
01:15:04,307 --> 01:15:05,374
Yes or no?

1101
01:15:05,408 --> 01:15:07,076
Come on, man.

1102
01:15:08,644 --> 01:15:11,180
-Sure.
-Yeah?

1103
01:15:11,213 --> 01:15:13,015
Wait, hold on.

1104
01:15:13,049 --> 01:15:15,551
"Fremont Asian Gangsta."
Oh, wait.

1105
01:15:15,584 --> 01:15:17,386
So you're a fag?

1106
01:15:17,420 --> 01:15:19,422
Oh, G--

1107
01:15:19,455 --> 01:15:21,257
Hey, that was good.

1108
01:15:21,290 --> 01:15:23,059
Oh, man.

1109
01:15:23,092 --> 01:15:25,261
No wonder
you wouldn't kiss Madi.

1110
01:15:26,195 --> 01:15:28,097
You're gonna get me in trouble.

1111
01:15:28,130 --> 01:15:29,865
I got his ass hella good, bro.

1112
01:15:29,899 --> 01:15:31,067
Yeah. Yeah.

1113
01:15:32,501 --> 01:15:34,937
Bro, what the fuck?!

1114
01:16:10,172 --> 01:16:11,640
Huh?

1115
01:16:11,674 --> 01:16:13,342
He started it.

1116
01:16:15,978 --> 01:16:17,446
Why the fuck
are you taking his side?

1117
01:16:19,315 --> 01:16:22,151
Why do you never listen to me?
I'm your son.

1118
01:16:27,022 --> 01:16:28,124
Yeah, well,
maybe if Dad raised me,

1119
01:16:28,157 --> 01:16:29,525
I would've been a better son.

1120
01:16:29,558 --> 01:16:32,161
But no, I'm stuck with you,
and you can't do shit!

1121
01:16:40,436 --> 01:16:41,937
Yeah, bullshit!

1122
01:16:41,971 --> 01:16:43,139
Dad's the one in Taiwan
making the fucking money

1123
01:16:43,172 --> 01:16:44,673
while all you do is
just sit at home

1124
01:16:44,707 --> 01:16:46,909
and draw fucking clouds!

1125
01:16:54,183 --> 01:16:56,685
No, no, I couldn't care less
whether you fucking leave,

1126
01:16:56,719 --> 01:16:58,154
'cause you're just
a fucking failed artist

1127
01:16:58,187 --> 01:17:00,556
and your stupid-ass
fucking drawings.

1128
01:17:00,589 --> 01:17:02,191
Not that I fucking care.

1129
01:17:02,224 --> 01:17:04,960
Ah, shut up! Shut up!
I'm sorry I'm not fucking Max!

1130
01:17:04,994 --> 01:17:06,262
I'm sorry I'm not
a fucking bragging right

1131
01:17:06,295 --> 01:17:08,197
-to your fucking friends!
-Dìdi!

1132
01:17:08,230 --> 01:17:09,732
I'm not the fucking
embarrassment here!

1133
01:17:09,765 --> 01:17:11,066
You're the
fucking embarrassment!

1134
01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:13,436
I'm ashamed to be
your fucking son!

1135
01:20:29,933 --> 01:20:32,534
Are you ashamed of me?

1136
01:20:37,239 --> 01:20:40,342
I ran away,
but you didn't even look for me.

1137
01:21:29,391 --> 01:21:32,929
"Mama, I just want
to let you know

1138
01:21:32,962 --> 01:21:35,297
that I hate you."

1139
01:23:13,897 --> 01:23:16,833
Sometimes I dream.

1140
01:23:46,863 --> 01:23:49,866
I am so proud.

1141
01:23:54,736 --> 01:23:58,740
But sometime,
it's a little hard.

1142
01:24:31,908 --> 01:24:33,709
That's it.

1143
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,883
Ready? Smile.

1144
01:24:47,056 --> 01:24:49,058
And tilt your head a little bit.

1145
01:24:49,092 --> 01:24:51,593
And three, two, one.

1146
01:25:32,701 --> 01:25:33,836
Madi?

1147
01:25:35,804 --> 01:25:37,807
Oh, hi.

1148
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:38,942
Hey.

1149
01:25:38,975 --> 01:25:41,010
Good luck.

1150
01:25:41,044 --> 01:25:42,812
What's up?

1151
01:25:42,845 --> 01:25:44,080
Nothing much.

1152
01:25:44,113 --> 01:25:45,982
Uh...

1153
01:25:47,116 --> 01:25:50,519
Did you, uh...
did you get a haircut?

1154
01:25:51,955 --> 01:25:53,488
No.

1155
01:25:54,123 --> 01:25:55,992
Right.

1156
01:25:57,226 --> 01:25:58,828
Uh...

1157
01:25:58,861 --> 01:26:00,863
I just...
just came over here to say

1158
01:26:00,897 --> 01:26:05,634
that I'm, uh, you know, sorry
for not texting you back.

1159
01:26:06,535 --> 01:26:10,039
Uh, I was kind of,
like, busy with, like,

1160
01:26:10,073 --> 01:26:12,976
you know, family stuff and...

1161
01:26:14,710 --> 01:26:16,611
...back-to-school shopping
and...

1162
01:26:17,914 --> 01:26:19,849
Uh...

1163
01:26:19,882 --> 01:26:21,683
Yeah, I...

1164
01:26:21,717 --> 01:26:23,886
You're a pretty cool person,
so I was just, you know,

1165
01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:28,024
wondering if you want to, like,
hang out again ever.

1166
01:26:33,029 --> 01:26:34,998
You, uh...

1167
01:26:35,031 --> 01:26:38,600
You punched my friend Josh
in the face.

1168
01:26:40,937 --> 01:26:42,972
Yeah. Yeah, I...

1169
01:26:45,041 --> 01:26:48,011
-Yeah.
-Okay, well, later.

1170
01:26:59,188 --> 01:27:02,291
♪ Stay ♪

1171
01:27:02,325 --> 01:27:06,029
♪ Playing in a golden haze... ♪

1172
01:27:06,062 --> 01:27:08,264
So, free food.

1173
01:27:08,297 --> 01:27:11,566
Ah, I like that. I like that.

1174
01:27:16,072 --> 01:27:20,043
♪ Oh, I'll let you know ♪

1175
01:27:20,076 --> 01:27:21,344
♪ Oh, no... ♪

1176
01:27:21,377 --> 01:27:23,813
Hi, guys.
Welcome to Visual Arts Club.

1177
01:27:23,846 --> 01:27:27,083
This year, we're doing a mural,
some more analog photography,

1178
01:27:27,116 --> 01:27:28,617
and we just got a big donation
of video equipment.

1179
01:27:28,650 --> 01:27:29,886
Yo, Wang-Wang!

1180
01:27:29,919 --> 01:27:32,554
So we're hoping to make
more video art...

1181
01:27:34,623 --> 01:27:39,062
♪ Fantasies always tasted ♪

1182
01:27:39,095 --> 01:27:42,932
♪ Sweeter than a Fabergé ♪

1183
01:27:42,965 --> 01:27:45,368
♪ Okay ♪

1184
01:27:45,401 --> 01:27:52,308
♪ Some things
you could never save ♪

1185
01:27:52,341 --> 01:27:55,278
♪ Horizon looking strange ♪

1186
01:27:55,311 --> 01:28:00,049
♪ I can't stay here ♪

1187
01:28:01,284 --> 01:28:03,685
♪ Today. ♪

1188
01:28:08,723 --> 01:28:10,827
Hi, Dìdi.

1189
01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:12,562
<i>Hai hai.</i>

1190
01:28:14,931 --> 01:28:17,699
Uh, yeah.

1191
01:28:17,732 --> 01:28:19,969
Yeah, it-it was pretty good.

1192
01:28:20,002 --> 01:28:24,273
I, um, signed up for
Visual Arts Club.

1193
01:28:24,307 --> 01:28:26,675
-Oh.
-Yeah.

1194
01:29:52,962 --> 01:29:55,464
♪ I've hated everyone I've ever
thought I'd ever been ♪

1195
01:29:55,498 --> 01:29:59,335
♪ Got lost in self-reflection,
sure, I often got it wrong ♪

1196
01:29:59,368 --> 01:30:02,071
♪ But lately I'm afraid
the damage done is all ♪

1197
01:30:02,104 --> 01:30:03,906
♪ It made me self-aware
and fucked up ♪

1198
01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:05,942
♪ From this trip I've been on ♪

1199
01:30:05,975 --> 01:30:08,077
♪ Every time I talk ♪

1200
01:30:08,110 --> 01:30:12,415
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪

1201
01:30:12,448 --> 01:30:14,917
♪ Every time I stop ♪

1202
01:30:14,951 --> 01:30:19,956
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪

1203
01:30:21,057 --> 01:30:24,227
♪ My hands have been
in a ghost land ♪

1204
01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:27,830
♪ I just don't wanna be
wrong again ♪

1205
01:30:27,863 --> 01:30:32,535
♪ I tend to circle
and nose-dive all the time ♪

1206
01:30:32,568 --> 01:30:34,103
♪ I used to sit around ♪

1207
01:30:34,136 --> 01:30:36,038
♪ Dissect my thoughts
until I drowned out ♪

1208
01:30:36,072 --> 01:30:39,108
♪ Every single sentence
I could never say out loud ♪

1209
01:30:39,141 --> 01:30:42,245
♪ One day, I hope to make it up
to everyone I punished ♪

1210
01:30:42,278 --> 01:30:45,780
♪ Droning on and on
about whatever again ♪

1211
01:30:45,815 --> 01:30:47,917
♪ Every time I talk ♪

1212
01:30:47,950 --> 01:30:52,355
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪

1213
01:30:52,388 --> 01:30:54,557
♪ Every time I stop ♪

1214
01:30:54,590 --> 01:30:59,395
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪

1215
01:30:59,428 --> 01:31:02,465
♪ I wanna get next to you ♪

1216
01:31:02,498 --> 01:31:05,868
♪ But I never know
what to say or do ♪

1217
01:31:05,901 --> 01:31:09,038
♪ With my eyes
and my hands and my body ♪

1218
01:31:09,071 --> 01:31:12,308
♪ I just wanna get next to you ♪

1219
01:31:12,341 --> 01:31:19,148
♪ I've hated everyone I've ever
thought I'd ever been ♪

1220
01:31:19,181 --> 01:31:25,421
♪ One day, I hope
to make it up to myself ♪

1221
01:31:25,454 --> 01:31:27,590
♪ Every time I talk ♪

1222
01:31:27,623 --> 01:31:32,028
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪

1223
01:31:32,061 --> 01:31:34,163
♪ Every time I stop ♪

1224
01:31:34,196 --> 01:31:39,335
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪

1225
01:31:40,336 --> 01:31:43,873
♪ My hands have been
in a ghost land ♪

1226
01:31:43,906 --> 01:31:47,043
♪ I just don't wanna be
wrong again ♪

1227
01:31:47,076 --> 01:31:52,348
♪ I tend to circle
and nose-dive all the time ♪

1228
01:31:52,381 --> 01:31:55,217
♪ I wanna get next to you ♪

1229
01:31:55,251 --> 01:31:58,587
♪ But I never know
what to say or do ♪

1230
01:31:58,621 --> 01:32:01,957
♪ With my eyes
and my hands and my body ♪

1231
01:32:01,991 --> 01:32:04,627
♪ I just wanna get next to you ♪

1232
01:32:04,660 --> 01:32:07,897
♪ But every time I talk ♪

1233
01:32:07,930 --> 01:32:11,901
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪

1234
01:32:11,934 --> 01:32:14,270
♪ Every time I stop ♪

1235
01:32:14,303 --> 01:32:19,342
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪

1236
01:32:38,394 --> 01:32:42,064
♪ My hands have been
in a ghost land ♪

1237
01:32:42,098 --> 01:32:45,334
♪ I just don't wanna be
wrong again ♪

1238
01:32:45,368 --> 01:32:50,973
♪ I tend to circle
and nose-dive all the time ♪

1239
01:32:51,006 --> 01:32:57,646
♪ I've hated everyone I ever
thought I'd ever been ♪

1240
01:32:57,680 --> 01:33:01,650
♪ One day,
I hope to make it up ♪

1241
01:33:01,684 --> 01:33:05,287
♪ To myself. ♪