Collective
Oh shit!
Oh shit.
I love you so much.
What the fuck are you doing?
[Music]
[Music] [Music] [Music]
[Music]
Hey mom
[Music]
Stop!
Get out of the room bitch!
[Music] [US loosenings]
[Music]
[US loosenings]
I'm not hungry
[US loosenings]
(speaking in foreign language)
Is that gonna be home
to see me before I leave?
(speaking in foreign language)
Stanford, as if he's
gonna survive high school.
(speaking in foreign language)
Stop wearing my clothes.
What'd you just call me?
(speaking in foreign language)
He just called me a whore.
Told you a horse, like your zodiac sign.
Mom!
(speaking in foreign language)
No, you're more like a lizard
with your scaly ass
eczema skin, you know that?
Fuck you, pizza face!
Listen bitch, you got
stains on my sweater.
That's my sweater!
Okay, you literally
just called me a bitch.
I'm like a bitch.
You only bore me because
I wanted a little brother
and he wished you died in the room.
Yeah, you're only bore me
because of a broken condom.
You don't even know how condoms work,
he never will.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
Conversation over, I win.
Okay, just decide when
the conversation's over.
Don't talk, get your hands on the floor.
(speaking in foreign language)
(sighs)
(speaking in foreign language)
You think you're so cool?
No, you're not.
Nobody loves you!
Hey, get back here!
No, wait, don't come back!
You do it!
Put it over here, stop running!
You didn't put my wheel, too, I'm not!
Can you win that?
(suspenseful music)
So tricky.
(suspenseful music)
Yes!
(speaking in foreign language)
You just ruined my clamp!
(phone ringing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(phone ringing)
(upbeat music)
(phone ringing)
(sad music)
(sighs)
(laughs)
(sad music)
(sighs)
(phone buzzing)
Yeah, that looks good.
Hot pink, all right, baby blue.
No, I think the best color, green?
Indigo?
Yes, sir. Dude!
Oh, man, he's gonna want a rubber tongue
all over the house.
Indigo braces, hope you
brought some wax down.
What the fuck are the wax for?
Fart!
Yo!
Fart!
What?
What are you wearing?
This is like my normal outfit!
Dude, camera shows are fucking gay!
Bro, your mom is gay!
My mom has cancer, you fucking bitch!
Dude, what the fuck?
I forgot, dude.
But, bro, you can have cancer and be gay!
I don't think that's how
it works, man, what's up?
How you doing?
Fuck you for saying that.
Yeah, how you doing?
I'm good, man, I can see you.
Lil Wayne, bro, what?
Lil Wayne?
I'm crazy, man.
Lil Wayne in the house?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like Lil Wayne wears
kenba shorts all the time.
Oh, and then he's gay, then.
Dude, everyone wears them.
So then, everyone's gay, man.
Nobody else than Giles, dude.
Yes, bro!
That kid with the goatee?
Yeah.
He's a bomb off of Ryan
in the fourth inning, like.
Mexican Kenny?
I think he's Filipino.
Nah, dude, that boy talks hella Mexican.
Don't you weep about that?
He just calls me like essay and shit.
I swear to God, you just all
about the like Mexican slang.
Like, I don't know, that's so weird.
But hold up, hold up, did
I tell you about B.S.H.E.?
Who's Rishi?
It's just like baseball shit,
you don't gotta worry about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about him, though?
Dude, he shit his pants during practice.
And he was all like, my
mom's pulling the pink on me.
She was pooping my pants again.
What do you mean by again, though?
Yo, bro, what have you been in there?
I've been hyping you up too much, bro.
What's good, RD?
What's up, Virgins?
You're not a virgin?
No, I picked your mom.
What?
Oh, his mom has cancer.
Oh, well, my dad, is she okay?
No, she got cancer.
I'm sorry for her loss.
Yo, J.D.!
He's still alive.
J.D., this is my boy
I've been telling you about.
He's the most precious, quiet
Pakistani in all of Fremont.
That's J.D., she's a real one.
Hey, what's up?
And that's Ellie.
Hi, she's a dumb bitch.
Wait, what was your name again?
Oh, hi.
How come I have--
Bro, shut up.
These are my friends right here.
We got Wang Wang, Sue.
Your name is Sue.
Well, my real name is Jimmy,
but everyone just calls me Sue.
Why?
His house just always smells like Sue.
Yeah, my mom cooks hella kimchi jigae,
radish soup, oxbow
soup, all the kimchi kai.
Oh, okay, good.
Well, original's a really good story.
Yeah, I mean, they are.
Not an echo question.
He's gonna be the first one around.
He got one.
I love kimchi kimchi.
My mom loves kimchi kimchi.
Okay, go ahead.
Hey, can you call me a minute?
Dude, why?
Just call me.
Aye, whatever, man.
(people chattering)
Mommy, you're coming.
We have to see this.
I don't know.
(upbeat music)
(phone ringing)
Hey.
Yo, why'd your husband call you?
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Okay, bye, pokey.
So, Hardeeb starts
pissing in the river, right?
And Wen-Wen starts filming him.
And then he uploads it to YouTube,
and titles it Hardeeb
Pissing in the River.
And he sends it to us, and we're like,
"All right, yeah, that shit go."
But then a few days later,
I get a call from Hardeeb.
And he's like, "Yo,
Brad, can you tell your boy
"to take that video of me pissing down?
"My dad saw it, and he's
like, "Fucking, he's the frickin'
"I've been cussing in the sixth grade."
All right, whatever, frickin'.
So I text Wen-Wen to take the video down.
He's like, "Okay."
But then the next day, this
motherfucker calls me again.
And bro's like, "Hey,
can you tell your boy
"to take that video of me down for real?
"I just got another brown boat, what?"
And I was like, "I did."
And he was like, "Well, he didn't do it.
"He just changed the
title to Gagundee Fukta,
"Pissing in the River."
Your total is $96.59.
(woman screaming)
I gotta do something.
No, I did, you were
just like, "I'm pretty,
"my mom's gonna be here soon."
Okay.
I don't know, man.
(knocking)
Come in.
What?
It's unlocked.
No, I can just wait until you're done.
(door creaking)
Can I help you?
Yeah, I just thought
that was like the restroom.
So I was kind of like, yeah,
knocking on doors and stuff.
It's okay, I like your shirt.
Thanks.
Hayley Williams, I love her.
Yeah, yeah, I love Hayley Williams too.
Addie, come on.
Okay.
Do you wanna come in with us?
Sure.
Okay, come on.
072908 baby, you're finally 15 like me.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, we love you so much.
We wish you were here.
We wish you could have been here,
but we hope you're having fun.
Bye.
You look ugly.
No, you don't.
You wanna try?
Sure.
So, you know each other?
Yeah, you look familiar.
You go to porn, right?
Yeah, but not anymore.
I just graduated, so yeah, thank God.
Yeah, porn kind of
like sucks dick, you know.
I like Twerner.
Yeah, I thought Worna was fun.
What was your name again?
I'm Chris, but all my
friends just call me Wang Wang.
What should I call you?
You just call me Wang Wang.
Wang Wang, is it not
like the sound a duck makes?
You know like, Wang Wang.
(laughing)
Oh, okay.
Sorry, I'm probably, I gotta go,
but thanks for letting me just hang out
with you guys for a bit.
Yeah, okay, bye.
I love that song.
Oh, yeah, me too.
You have good taste in music.
Are we Facebook friends?
I'm not sure.
Hey, well, you should add me.
Okay.
Bye.
Where's you leaving?
Um, yeah, I just, just give it a second.
Oh.
(phone ringing)
You did it.
What?
You did it.
What?
You did it, Freddy.
Okay, I'm coming.
Hey, get up.
(phone ringing)
(screaming)
Oh my, what?
Ow.
I swear to God, if you
ever pee in my lotion again,
I'm gonna bury it in your mouth.
What the fuck?
Ah, ow.
Ew.
(screaming)
(sad music)
(speaking foreign language)
Nanai.
Look at the camera.
Aye, we have a pair of them.
(speaking foreign language)
What are you talking about?
You're beautiful.
Nanai, he's a 20.
Aye, angry.
I know you're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
I know you're beautiful.
I love you.
(sad music)
(speaking foreign language)
Aye.
(speaking foreign language)
Look.
(speaking foreign language)
Aye.
I'm stupid.
(speaking foreign language)
Nothing.
(speaking foreign language)
I'm not gonna be sure.
(speaking foreign language)
Stop nagging me.
(speaking foreign language)
Get off the dance floor
and start doing your chores
it's Sunday after this.
(cheering)
(upbeat music)
(cheering)
Come here, number one.
(cheering)
(upbeat music)
(speaking foreign language) Come on, get in here.
(speaking foreign language)
Get him in the chest.
Hey, no face shots, what the hell?
Go away, go away.
(cheering)
(upbeat music)
(speaking foreign language)
What are you doing?
What the hell?
(speaking foreign language)
You did my nipple.
(speaking foreign language)
What meant to Taiwan?
(speaking foreign language)
That's quite a lot of work.
(speaking foreign language)
I just told you I'm fine.
(speaking foreign language)
(phone ringing)
(soft music)
(laughing)
(soft music)
Fuck.
(soft music) (water running)
(door creaking)
(soft music)
Mom, can you not--
Oh, my bros are for rain.
(speaking foreign language)
She's so embarrassing.
And his milk lotion.
(speaking foreign language)
Can you not comment on my body?
Quiet.
(soft music)
Come on, Cory, keep up.
You're doing it.
Oh, bro.
Call me.
Oh.
Hey, push fast.
Fuck.
(speaking foreign language)
Oh, shit.
I'll get you, but I'm taking--
Okay, okay.
(speaking foreign language)
This house is--
(speaking foreign language)
I like it on that one.
Wow.
All right.
So.
(soft music)
Hi.
(soft music)
Hi.
(soft music)
These guys are really good.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, yeah.
Thank you.
You guys like sponsored?
Almost, bro.
You wish.
I'm trying to get these
clips for this barracks thing
that's coming up next morning.
We don't really have like
a film here at the moment.
We got them--
I just need like two more
tricks for my sponsoring table.
Oh, yeah.
After that, we going down.
Yeah.
That means if you guys
like need a film or I film.
You film?
Yeah.
Like skateboarders?
Yeah, skateboarders.
You film skateboarders.
Yes, I film.
It's kind of perfect
because we don't really
care about our film at the moment.
Oh, yeah.
What happened?
Pepperdough.
He's gone.
Yeah, rest in peace, bro.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking with you, bro.
He fucked my girlfriend,
so we just kind of stop--
Damn. He did, you know what I mean?
You let him fuck your girl, bro.
Hey, what's your name?
I'm Chris.
Chris Donovan, man.
Pleasure.
This is Corey.
Nugget.
What's up?
All right, right on, man.
Nice to meet you.
Please do not fuck my girlfriend.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it.
I got a girlfriend.
Oh, you got a--
You got a girl.
All right, man.
Well, you got like a YouTube
or something I could look up?
I'll check out your
videos when I get home.
(dramatic music)
Wait, go, go, go, go.
Inhale, inhale.
We're taking that shit.
We're taking it.
(laughing)
(dramatic music)
This is Jiawomae Mexa.
(speaking in foreign language)
Maybe.
Oh, Max, you are great.
(speaking in foreign language)
Oh, UCSD.
(speaking in foreign language)
Chris.
(speaking in foreign language)
Yo, wait, wait.
What's up, fool?
No one even tripped, dude.
Fuck them hoes.
You a handsome motherfucker, man.
You got strong ass teeth.
You look good in shorts.
That's why Maddie likes you, baby.
Dude, she's sensual, wicky face.
Do you know what that means?
She wants her wig.
I swear to God, she wants her wig.
Dude, she's probably just
trying to be nice or something.
Wow.
Maddie could literally be
touching her shawl right now
and you'd be like,
"Oh, guys, I don't know
"who is Maddie next to me, you know."
That's so true. Like, "Oh, come on."
Your eyes never do this.
Dude, she's definitely
just trying to be nice.
She's no way gone.
All right, respond.
What are you gonna say?
All right.
Can you type any faster?
Bro, hold on.
All right, is that good?
Dude, no.
Are you serious?
No. What?
Bro, for the love of God,
please let me talk to her for you.
No, bro.
What the fuck is that?
This is fine, bro.
What is that?
No, I'm not.
You have no game, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on.
I can get you this girl right now.
Bro.
Dude, please, one sentence.
One sentence.
Five.
One sentence, one.
All right, let's go.
How about get a photo?
Come on, that's good.
Okay, cool, fine, whatever.
Cool.
Bro, bro, you can't do it.
Don't be my fucking--
Don't let that stuff.
Don't pull this stuff down.
Hold it down.
Oh shit, come back.
Hold it down.
Come on, give me the phone, dude.
I'm not fucking playing around.
Give me the phone.
Yo, what are you saying, bro?
It's going down.
Ow.
I thought you were stronger than this.
Come on.
It's gross.
Come on, come on.
Hi, hi, hi.
Hi.
Hello.
Get, get, get.
Apple.
Yeah.
Pizza.
That shit shit.
Hi, oh.
Where the good at?
Your wood bend is 16 times.
Where the bad?
That's where you go.
Where the bad?
Oh yeah, where the bad?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
I love you.
Bye bye.
Awesome.
You're done.
What did you say?
What did you say, bro?
Come on.
I don't know, dude, we'll find out.
(groans)
What?
Wait, what did you say?
What did you say?
Come on.
Stink me later, bro.
(guitar strumming)
Out a kiss like a pro.
(laughing) Are you a good kisser?
Anybody can be with the right technique.
Step one, clean your
mouth, brush your teeth,
slaw, and use mouthwash.
Bad breath and the ruination of kissing.
Step two, sit with your partner.
Preferably in private.
Public displays of
affection may be fun for you,
but they make
everyone else uncomfortable.
Don't wanna do that?
Step three, relax and clear your mind.
Focus only on the person in front of you.
Angle your face to avoid crunching noses.
Lean into the person
until your lips touch.
Keep lip contact soft and
gentle in the beginning.
Oh.
Step four, open your mouth enough
to slowly slide your tongue
into your partner's mouth.
Just remember to keep it slow and soft,
not darting or invasive.
Don't forget to
breathe through your nose.
Nothing can be as good as
makeup all against caution.
(whooshing)
Do or do not.
There is no try.
Who's that?
Yoda.
Oh yeah, Yoda.
Have you never seen Star Wars?
What color is Yoda?
I don't know, like a...
Mm-hmm.
Like a metallic chrome.
A metallic chrome?
Yeah.
No.
Like a bright yellow?
No, Ben, no.
Okay, I've never seen Star Wars.
Yeah.
(laughing)
How have you seen a walk to remember,
but not a Star Wars?
I don't know, I think my sister
probably like made me
watch her or something.
I didn't realize your sister.
Yeah, I have a sister.
She older or young?
She's older.
Nice.
I have another brother, so that's why.
I was wondering.
Are you too close?
Yeah, yeah, I'd say so.
I mean, we were close
before he left for college,
so I don't really get to
see him that much anymore.
Are you close with your sister?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're good for you.
A gift?
A gift.
From me?
What is it?
It's an eraser.
An eraser?
Yeah, it's got the big side,
and then it's got the little side.
The roller side, it rolls.
Oh, that's really cool.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I like it.
Can I ask you a serious question?
Sure.
You've seen Jaws, right?
No?
No.
Wow.
Okay.
What about E.T.?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen E.T.
Okay, okay, yeah.
Let's see who can do a
better E.T. impression.
Okay.
You go first.
Jinx.
Okay, now you have to go first.
Okay.
Just E.T. impression, all right?
You've seen the movie, you'll know.
Yeah, I've seen the movie.
E.T.
(laughing)
(imitating engine)
(laughing)
You have not seen E.T. before.
I definitely have seen E.T.
You definitely haven't.
That's the end credit.
Yeah, okay.
You know, you're
pretty cute for an Asian.
Yeah.
Have you ever played
the nervous game before?
No.
(ominous music)
Are you nervous?
Yes.
What?
Yes.
Oh.
Yes, I mean, I am nervous.
I just, can you, um.
Sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
I freaked out a little bit.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm just, I'm sorry.
You don't have to apologize, it's okay.
Yeah.
Really? (ominous music)
Where are you?
Nowhere.
Are you out with a hot and soup?
Oh.
Okay, so what were you doing?
It's only giving other friends
and also no one likes you.
Shut the fuck up.
Why are you always so mean to me, huh?
What?
I can't wait for you to leave
so I don't have to see
your ugly face again.
(door slams)
(sad music)
Bro, how'd things go with Maddie?
Good.
What do you mean good, like good or?
Good.
You touched my wiener.
No.
No way she gave you a hand job.
Fucking proud of you, dude.
For the first time in my life, I'm
actually proud of you.
Good shit, dude.
Finally.
(door opens)
(sad music)
Hurry up.
(sad music)
What?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Can you take a photo of all of us?
(sad music)
Wait, it was like a one
or three or something.
Come on.
Come on, bro.
Aren't you like the camera guy?
(sad music)
One, two, three.
Like, did they just
walk onto the crime scene,
like slip, like, oh, shit.
What the hell is that?
Seaman.
It's like, dude, what are
Vergara's even doing these days?
How do you even think of this stuff?
You remember what you know?
There's a babe's crown.
She's looking at you, so
there's something wrong.
Oh, yeah.
You're quiet.
Yeah, but being weird, bro.
Not being weird, just a little bit.
Just kind of like silent over there.
Okay.
Do you have any funny stories?
Why are you looking at me?
There's a squirrel story.
Please don't fucking do that.
Wait, what's a squirrel story?
It's nothing, it's just
like not a great story.
No, no, no, no, tell us.
You have to tell us.
Yeah.
Don't listen to him.
What's the squirrel story?
Go on, tell us.
Okay, well, there's just one time
we were walking
through the park, you know?
And I saw this dead squirrel on the floor
and I thought it'd be funny
if I showed it to my friends.
So I picked it up and
I put it in my backpack
and then, you know, we got to the park.
I pulled out the squirrel.
And it was like, you
know, super dead and stuff
and they were like, holy crap.
I'm pretty sure that's dead.
Bro, it's been dead.
And then after that,
we're gonna bury it, you know?
But my buddy, Sue, he
pours this energy drink
into the squirrel's mouth
and then it starts spazzing out
and starts freaking
out and everyone's like,
(screaming)
and then my other
friend, he grabs it by the tail
and he starts swinging it
around like Indiana Jones.
It looks like an
absolute psycho, you know?
He's chasing us, we're
running away from him.
(screaming)
And then the tail pops off and the
squirrel goes flying.
He's still holding the
tail, it's just the squirrel.
And then it's like really, really crazy.
What the?
Wait, so did you bury it or no?
No, we put it in someone's mailbox
and now I'm gonna stop there.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure that's animal cruelty.
You know her mom works for Peter, right?
She can send you to juvie.
Oh, okay, sorry.
Dumb bitch.
Whoa.
Okay, I can't believe you just said that.
What?
I don't know, I'm just kidding.
Are you kidding?
She called her that before.
I thought it was her
nickname or something.
Are you serious?
I think my nickname is Dumb Bitch.
Yeah, no, sorry.
I can't believe you said that.
There's my mom.
Some friends are coming
over and I'll watch a movie
if you wanna come.
Yeah, for sure.
I think there's only room
for one more in the car though.
Oh, okay.
But if you want, you can
take the bus and meet us there.
Dude, you're cool taking the bus, right?
All right, later, dude.
Bye.
Yeah, you go for it.
Wait, can I tell Siptika?
I'm so sorry.
(somber music)
Please enjoy this for
Ragan Ray back to the place
where I've been in charge.
Did you?
You're a good mom.
Fine.
Are you sad?
Fine.
(speaking foreign language)
(somber music)
Mom?
(speaking foreign language)
Mom?
Yeah.
Did you fart?
No.
Oh my God, you farted.
Maybe will you allow it to now?
I'm off the window.
Well, it's broken.
It's broken?
Sorry.
It smells like shit.
(sniffing)
Are you smelling it?
(speaking foreign language)
(sniffing)
(speaking foreign language)
Oh.
(speaking foreign language)
Oh.
(laughing)
Well shown, the ABC.
What are you doing?
Let's try.
(speaking foreign language)
Mom.
(speaking foreign language) Mom.
Mom.
I told you this before.
I am not.
Go.
(dramatic music)
You're late.
Come see them.
Josh, go back to work.
Yeah.
So, my mom's a friend.
(dramatic music)
(phone ringing)
Mom.
Mom, can you give me a ride?
(speaking foreign language)
So go.
(dramatic music)
You okay?
Wait, this is where you
and your friends hang out?
Business parking lots.
Yeah, you could just
park right over here.
Okay.
Thanks for having me.
No problem.
I think I'm gonna
stay out for a while too.
So just give me a call
later if you need a ride
or anything, okay?
Okay.
(dramatic music)
(speaking foreign language)
(dramatic music)
Get that shirt.
Right here.
(speaking foreign language)
Hey, Nugget, look at this dick I drew.
(laughing) The veins and shit in there.
Bro, what?
That's what Paul said.
Hey, right here, right here.
He's coming.
Please, they're running fast.
Hey, both of you guys, you're up.
You, come with you.
Ow, I've seen you here before.
How you doing, man?
Come time is over.
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
You are done.
The nuns are done.
That's you.
Right here, right here, right here.
Right here.
You're under the shirt.
(cheering)
Get the fuck out of here.
(dramatic music)
Right, I just heard you go
out and get back, you love.
You just drooped the
fuck out of him, bro.
We gotta see that shit.
Clipping your nails back there, bro.
That's good, bro.
I'm catching them.
You're the vibe, bro.
That's hella striking, bro.
You can't be doing shit
like that if people win.
Bro, I gotta cut my toenails.
I'm gonna cut my toenails.
Hey, Chris, you got
that clipping, you know?
Oh yeah, I got that clipping.
Ew.
(laughing) Yeah, fuck you.
(laughing)
My shit was wet, bro.
That shit, I got the third out.
Dude.
Stomp that shit, both of them smoked me.
You're like all finished face shooting.
You know, you could like
fuck him up or something.
Yeah, I'm more on my peaceful shit,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'm on that Zen pile.
Yeah.
Are you good to send me
that clip later, though?
Yeah, I'll send you that clip.
I'm probably gonna
like film some other clips
before that, though.
Like, edit it together,
you know, like, mix it up.
Okay.
I got my fucking Spike
Jones or some shit over here.
Shut up.
Hey, respect this crap.
Chris, thank you for
pulling up on us today.
We really need you,
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you've been doing a good thing.
I appreciate you for coming out.
Yeah, that's what's up.
(dramatic music)
Mom? (door opens)
Mom?
(mom mumbles)
Mom?
(mom mumbles)
Okay.
Hey, can you give me
a hand with something?
So,
who are those people
you've been hanging out with?
Brent.
What are you guys
doing when you hang out?
Just, just getting.
Just getting?
Promise me you won't do anything stupid.
Okay.
(keyboard clacks)
(upbeat music)
Make sure to keep your subject
in the center of the frame.
Yeah, buddy.
Let's go.
Ah, that was it.
(upbeat music)
Come on, let's go.
Yo!
(upbeat music)
Nice.
Oh!
You got it, bro, you got it.
(upbeat music)
Dude, that was buttery.
Come touch, come touch, come touch.
(upbeat music)
Why are you filming a plane?
Foreground.
You look perfect.
(groans)
(screams)
I didn't see that thing.
Too high.
Oh.
(laughs)
What the fuck?
(screams)
Hey, yo, wait, wait.
Yo, bro, what you doing here?
Just hanging out.
With who, bro?
Friends?
All right, where you guys headed?
Go, go, go, go!
Yo, what are you waiting for?
To a party.
Oh.
Yo, can we come?
There's no room in the car.
Ah.
It's all right, it's okay.
All right, all right, see you, bro.
(crowd cheers)
Hey, man.
Hey, yo, what's good?
Hey, man.
Hey, man, what's up, yo?
I'm so happy.
I left a party this
bitch for about three hours,
which I'm great.
She's just going to fuck with all of me.
What's up, G?
Hey, what's good, bro?
What's good, bro?
Yo, what the fuck is this?
This is crazy, this is my filming, bro.
It's cool, it's up next.
That was good.
I'm gonna be in the film
when it's getting close.
Oh, shit!
Ain't you the nigga that
be filming for both of us?
It's both of us.
(laughs)
Nobody's nuts in your
fucking mouth, guys!
What are you going like that?
Come on, move, move.
It's an L-A-P.
Thank you.
Can we get one of those lemon bars?
(crowd chattering)
(upbeat music)
(crowd chattering)
(upbeat music)
I'm at your Granny crib,
and she fennie all her lemon bars.
When you left the crib,
you must've walked hella far,
because when you came back,
I had fuck granny hella hard.
Hell!
(crowd chattering)
I did that shit though.
You did not, come on.
(coughing)
I don't know what that shit taste like.
(coughing)
I was smoking.
You a bitch, I'll hit that though.
(crowd chattering)
This shit, oh, man, it's bad.
Bro, you look like shit go out?
Shit, you should woo-tang it.
You think nigga like the clown?
Yeah, now I'm here, let me show you.
Yeah, you got that.
I don't even fucking know, bro.
(coughing)
Ancient motherfucker just ain't no roach!
Nigga, what the fuck?
Yo, what's your name, man?
Chris.
Chris, hey, ancient Chris,
ancient Chris, ancient Chris.
I'm Asian.
What?
I'm Asian.
You're good, nigga.
I'm Asian Chris, I'm
Asian Chris, I'm Asian Chris,
I'm Asian Chris, I'm
Asian Chris, I'm Asian Chris.
(ominous music)
(crowd chattering)
Hello?
Jesus.
Human.
Who is ...
Why do you kill me? I didn't want to die.
This is why nobody loves you.
Come on, fucker.
Stop!
My hand?
It doesn't look like it.
I'm fine.
No, I don't want to.
Get it out.
Here. Drink.
I might tell you not
to tell anything stupid.
Whatever.
Give me a little thing here.
Bye-bye.
I'll try to get it out.
Okay, I'm done.
Oh, it's a shot.
Okay, I'll try.
Okay. I'll try to get it out.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
Bye, I guess.
Bye.
I'll try to get it out.
Bye-bye. Hello?
Uh, like right now?
Bro, what about the mask?
It's a little bro.
Let's pick this glint.
Hey, who did all the
paintings in your house?
Um, my mom.
Really?
What's the way?
Uh...
Um, yeah, okay.
Where did it go?
All right, what happens?
Hey, you wash your hands.
Get the fuck off me.
I'm gonna wash these three hands.
Oh, my God.
All right, well, we got a stupid glint.
Yeah, right here!
Yep.
That song is insanely cressey.
We got that double.
That shit was sick, though.
I remember this day.
It's a little shaky, but it's just...
Sorry.
It has a little bit of speed.
Oh, play that clip where I fucking juked
that security guard.
We gotta see that, man.
You're a security guard.
Oh, no, let's go.
That shit, that was...
That's what you waited for in the world.
That shit already, man.
There it is.
You gotta be famous for this shit.
Swear to God.
Swear, bruh.
Watch this glint.
It's an NBA juke right here.
Oh, shit, right here.
Oh, great!
What the fuck?
Show us your way in.
All right, bruh. All
right, so check it out.
I'm no, like, filmmaker
or expert or anything,
but that's definitely not good.
I thought you were, like, a filmmaker.
Those were usable.
Yeah, I just...
Like, I couldn't focus on them.
Sorry.
Uh, do you need help?
Hello.
Um, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Chris Mother.
Hey, I really like your paintings.
Really beautiful.
Thank you.
You noticed?
Yeah, I love the colors and stuff.
I paint all myself.
That's cool.
Wait, so, um, if you're Asian,
does that mean your husband is white?
What?
My husband, Asian.
How are you, man?
She's probably just forgetting mom.
Just get out right now, mom.
Just get out, mom. Get out, mom.
Get out!
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry. I had to see that.
She could just be, like,
super annoying sometimes.
And, um...
Dude, don't talk to your mom like that.
She doesn't even be an annoying.
What are you annoying?
This kid's kind of wag.
He didn't come right
the fuck out of here.
Fuck you!
[clicking]
(keyboard keys clicking)
(somber music)
Okay, last take a quick break.
(door opens)
I have your cross up.
What up, Phil?
Doing some skate chips?
Huh?
Hey, can I ask you something?
Huh?
(laughs)
Are you nervous?
(laughs)
Man, I didn't realize
you was such a G, bruh.
Hey, are you a Fremont Asian gangster?
Yes or no?
Come on, man.
Sure.
Yeah?
Wait, hold on.
Fremont Asian gangster.
Oh, wait!
I see your bag!
(laughs)
Oh, that was good.
Oh, man.
The one where you can kiss Maddie.
You're gonna get me in trouble.
I got hella good, bruh.
Yeah, yeah.
(grunts)
Oh, what the fuck?
(grunts)
Lock shit!
(ominous music)
(ominous music) (speaking in foreign language)
You started it?
(speaking in foreign language)
Why the fuck are you taking his side?
(speaking in foreign language)
Why do you never listen to me?
I'm your son!
(speaking in foreign language)
Yeah, well maybe if Dad raised me,
I would've been a better son,
but no, I'm stuck with
you and you can't do shit!
(speaking in foreign language)
Yeah, bullshit!
That's the one in Taiwan
making the fucking money!
(speaking in foreign language)
You know, I couldn't care
less whether you fucking leave
because you're just a
fucking failed artist.
You're a stupid ass fucking drunk,
now that I fucking care.
You're the next queen!
Oh, shut up!
Shut up!
I'm sorry I'm not fucking Max,
I'm sorry I'm not a
fucking bragging right
to your fucking friends!
I'm not the fucking embarrassment here,
you're the fucking embarrassment.
I'm ashamed to be the fucking son!
(panting)
(door opening)
(ominous music)
(dog barking)
(ominous music)
(ominous music) (ominous music)
Are you ashamed of me?
Shama?
I ran away but you
didn't even look for me.
(ominous music)
(speaking in foreign language)
I just want to let you
know that I hate you.
Because of the (speaking in foreign language)
I am so proud.
But sometime, it's a little hard.
Well then.
(soft music)
That's it.
Ready?
Smile.
Tilt your head a little bit.
Three, two, one.
(soft music)
Maddie?
Oh, hi.
Hey.
What's up?
I'm not a munch.
Did you get a haircut?
No.
Right.
I just came over here to say that I'm,
you know, sorry for not texting you back.
I was kind of like busy with like,
you know, family stuff and
back to school shopping and,
uh,
yeah,
you're a pretty cool person,
so I was just
wondering if you want to like,
hang out again, ever.
You, uh,
you punched my friend Josh in the face.
Yeah, yeah, I,
yeah.
Okay, well, later.
(soft music)
(upbeat music)
(indistinct chatter)
(upbeat music)
(indistinct chatter)
Hi guys, welcome to Visual Arts Club.
Here, we're doing a mural,
some more analog photography,
and we just got into a
video for the cutest video.
(upbeat music)
Hi, lady.
Hi, hi.
(indistinct chatter)
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.
Hey, uh, signed up for a Visual Arts Club. Oh. Yeah. Did you want a (soft music)
(soft music)