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Collective

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Oh shit!

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Oh shit.

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I love you so much.

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What the fuck are you doing?

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[Music]

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[Music]

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[Music] [Music] [Music]

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[Music]

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Hey mom

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[Music]

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[Music]

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Stop!

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Get out of the room bitch!

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[Music] [US loosenings]

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[Music]

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[US loosenings]

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I'm not hungry

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[US loosenings]

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(speaking in foreign language)

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(speaking in foreign language)

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Is that gonna be home

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to see me before I leave?

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(speaking in foreign language)

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Stanford, as if he's

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gonna survive high school.

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(speaking in foreign language)

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Stop wearing my clothes.

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Stop wearing my clothes.

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What'd you just call me?

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(speaking in foreign language)

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He just called me a whore.

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Told you a horse, like your zodiac sign.

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Mom!

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(speaking in foreign language)

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No, you're more like a lizard

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with your scaly ass

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eczema skin, you know that?

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Fuck you, pizza face!

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Listen bitch, you got

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stains on my sweater.

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That's my sweater!

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Okay, you literally

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just called me a bitch.

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I'm like a bitch.

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You only bore me because

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I wanted a little brother

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and he wished you died in the room.

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Yeah, you're only bore me

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because of a broken condom.

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You don't even know how condoms work,

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he never will.

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Shut the fuck up, okay?

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Conversation over, I win.

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Okay, just decide when

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the conversation's over.

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Don't talk, get your hands on the floor.

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(speaking in foreign language)

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(sighs)

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(speaking in foreign language)

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You think you're so cool?

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No, you're not.

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Nobody loves you!

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Hey, get back here!

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No, wait, don't come back!

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You do it!

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Put it over here, stop running!

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You didn't put my wheel, too, I'm not!

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Can you win that?

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(suspenseful music)

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So tricky.

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(suspenseful music)

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Yes!

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(speaking in foreign language)

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You just ruined my clamp!

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(phone ringing)

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(speaking in foreign language)

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(phone ringing)

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(upbeat music)

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(phone ringing)

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(sad music)

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(sighs)

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(laughs)

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(sad music)

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(sighs)

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(phone buzzing)

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Yeah, that looks good.

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Hot pink, all right, baby blue.

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No, I think the best color, green?

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Indigo?

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Yes, sir. Dude!

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Oh, man, he's gonna want a rubber tongue

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all over the house.

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Indigo braces, hope you

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brought some wax down.

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What the fuck are the wax for?

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Fart!

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Yo!

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Fart!

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What?

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What are you wearing?

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This is like my normal outfit!

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Dude, camera shows are fucking gay!

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Bro, your mom is gay!

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My mom has cancer, you fucking bitch!

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Dude, what the fuck?

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I forgot, dude.

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But, bro, you can have cancer and be gay!

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I don't think that's how

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it works, man, what's up?

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How you doing?

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Fuck you for saying that.

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Yeah, how you doing?

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I'm good, man, I can see you.

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Lil Wayne, bro, what?

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Lil Wayne?

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I'm crazy, man.

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Lil Wayne in the house?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Like Lil Wayne wears

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kenba shorts all the time.

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Oh, and then he's gay, then.

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Dude, everyone wears them.

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So then, everyone's gay, man.

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Nobody else than Giles, dude.

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Yes, bro!

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That kid with the goatee?

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Yeah.

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He's a bomb off of Ryan

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in the fourth inning, like.

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Mexican Kenny?

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I think he's Filipino.

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Nah, dude, that boy talks hella Mexican.

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Don't you weep about that?

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He just calls me like essay and shit.

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I swear to God, you just all

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about the like Mexican slang.

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Like, I don't know, that's so weird.

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But hold up, hold up, did

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I tell you about B.S.H.E.?

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Who's Rishi?

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It's just like baseball shit,

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you don't gotta worry about it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What about him, though?

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Dude, he shit his pants during practice.

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And he was all like, my

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mom's pulling the pink on me.

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She was pooping my pants again.

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What do you mean by again, though?

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Yo, bro, what have you been in there?

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I've been hyping you up too much, bro.

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What's good, RD?

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What's up, Virgins?

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You're not a virgin?

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No, I picked your mom.

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What?

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Oh, his mom has cancer.

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Oh, well, my dad, is she okay?

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No, she got cancer.

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I'm sorry for her loss.

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Yo, J.D.!

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He's still alive.

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J.D., this is my boy

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I've been telling you about.

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He's the most precious, quiet

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Pakistani in all of Fremont.

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That's J.D., she's a real one.

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Hey, what's up?

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And that's Ellie.

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Hi, she's a dumb bitch.

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Wait, what was your name again?

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Oh, hi.

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How come I have--

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Bro, shut up.

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These are my friends right here.

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We got Wang Wang, Sue.

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Your name is Sue.

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Well, my real name is Jimmy,

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but everyone just calls me Sue.

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Why?

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His house just always smells like Sue.

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Yeah, my mom cooks hella kimchi jigae,

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radish soup, oxbow

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soup, all the kimchi kai.

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Oh, okay, good.

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Well, original's a really good story.

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Yeah, I mean, they are.

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Not an echo question.

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He's gonna be the first one around.

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He got one.

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I love kimchi kimchi.

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My mom loves kimchi kimchi.

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Okay, go ahead.

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Hey, can you call me a minute?

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Dude, why?

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Just call me.

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Aye, whatever, man.

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(people chattering)

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Mommy, you're coming.

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We have to see this.

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I don't know.

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(upbeat music)

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(phone ringing)

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Hey.

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Yo, why'd your husband call you?

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Yeah, don't worry about it.

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Okay, bye, pokey.

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So, Hardeeb starts

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pissing in the river, right?

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And Wen-Wen starts filming him.

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And then he uploads it to YouTube,

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and titles it Hardeeb

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Pissing in the River.

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And he sends it to us, and we're like,

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"All right, yeah, that shit go."

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But then a few days later,

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I get a call from Hardeeb.

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And he's like, "Yo,

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Brad, can you tell your boy

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"to take that video of me pissing down?

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"My dad saw it, and he's

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like, "Fucking, he's the frickin'

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"I've been cussing in the sixth grade."

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All right, whatever, frickin'.

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So I text Wen-Wen to take the video down.

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He's like, "Okay."

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But then the next day, this

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motherfucker calls me again.

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And bro's like, "Hey,

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can you tell your boy

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"to take that video of me down for real?

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"I just got another brown boat, what?"

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And I was like, "I did."

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And he was like, "Well, he didn't do it.

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"He just changed the

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title to Gagundee Fukta,

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"Pissing in the River."

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Your total is $96.59.

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(woman screaming)

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I gotta do something.

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No, I did, you were

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just like, "I'm pretty,

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"my mom's gonna be here soon."

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Okay.

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I don't know, man.

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(knocking)

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Come in.

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What?

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It's unlocked.

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No, I can just wait until you're done.

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(door creaking)

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Can I help you?

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Yeah, I just thought

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that was like the restroom.

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So I was kind of like, yeah,

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knocking on doors and stuff.

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It's okay, I like your shirt.

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Thanks.

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Hayley Williams, I love her.

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Yeah, yeah, I love Hayley Williams too.

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Addie, come on.

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Okay.

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Do you wanna come in with us?

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Sure.

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Okay, come on.

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072908 baby, you're finally 15 like me.

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Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday, we love you so much.

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We wish you were here.

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We wish you could have been here,

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but we hope you're having fun.

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Bye.

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You look ugly.

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No, you don't.

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You wanna try?

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Sure.

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So, you know each other?

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Yeah, you look familiar.

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You go to porn, right?

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Yeah, but not anymore.

285
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,542
I just graduated, so yeah, thank God.

286
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:22,917
Yeah, porn kind of

287
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:23,917
like sucks dick, you know.

288
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:27,250
I like Twerner.

289
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:29,042
Yeah, I thought Worna was fun.

290
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:34,833
What was your name again?

291
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,583
I'm Chris, but all my

292
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,792
friends just call me Wang Wang.

293
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:42,417
What should I call you?

294
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,083
You just call me Wang Wang.

295
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,833
Wang Wang, is it not

296
00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:50,042
like the sound a duck makes?

297
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,167
You know like, Wang Wang.

298
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,417
(laughing)

299
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:56,250
Oh, okay.

300
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:01,792
Sorry, I'm probably, I gotta go,

301
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,250
but thanks for letting me just hang out

302
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,250
with you guys for a bit.

303
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,125
Yeah, okay, bye.

304
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:08,875
I love that song.

305
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,500
Oh, yeah, me too.

306
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:13,875
You have good taste in music.

307
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:14,958
Are we Facebook friends?

308
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:19,333
I'm not sure.

309
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,750
Hey, well, you should add me.

310
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:26,042
Okay.

311
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:28,708
Bye.

312
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:36,333
Where's you leaving?

313
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:41,292
Um, yeah, I just, just give it a second.

314
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:43,833
Oh.

315
00:15:55,500 --> 00:16:02,083
(phone ringing)

316
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:03,667
You did it.

317
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:04,542
What?

318
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:06,583
You did it.

319
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:07,167
What?

320
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,208
You did it, Freddy.

321
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,208
Okay, I'm coming.

322
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:12,667
Hey, get up.

323
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:15,833
(phone ringing)

324
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:30,000
(phone ringing)

325
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:32,917
(screaming)

326
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,458
Oh my, what?

327
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:35,375
Ow.

328
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,375
I swear to God, if you

329
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,125
ever pee in my lotion again,

330
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,625
I'm gonna bury it in your mouth.

331
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,042
What the fuck?

332
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:44,458
Ah, ow.

333
00:16:46,292 --> 00:16:46,667
Ew.

334
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:49,708
(screaming)

335
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,000
(sad music)

336
00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:09,125
(speaking foreign language)

337
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:10,292
Nanai.

338
00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:11,958
Look at the camera.

339
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:15,208
Aye, we have a pair of them.

340
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:17,375
(speaking foreign language)

341
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:19,125
What are you talking about?

342
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:19,583
You're beautiful.

343
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:21,875
Nanai, he's a 20.

344
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,917
Aye, angry.

345
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:25,500
I know you're beautiful.

346
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:27,375
You're beautiful.

347
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:28,458
I know you're beautiful.

348
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,375
I love you.

349
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:33,042
(sad music)

350
00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:59,167
(speaking foreign language)

351
00:17:59,250 --> 00:17:59,500
Aye.

352
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:01,667
(speaking foreign language)

353
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:05,542
Look.

354
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:14,500
(speaking foreign language)

355
00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:15,542
Aye.

356
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:22,083
Aye.

357
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,167
I'm stupid.

358
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:34,458
(speaking foreign language)

359
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:36,833
Nothing.

360
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,667
(speaking foreign language)

361
00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:43,000
I'm not gonna be sure.

362
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:44,542
(speaking foreign language)

363
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,250
Stop nagging me.

364
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:51,083
(speaking foreign language)

365
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,167
Get off the dance floor

366
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,500
and start doing your chores

367
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,250
it's Sunday after this.

368
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:04,042
(cheering)

369
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:04,125
(upbeat music)

370
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:08,125
(cheering)

371
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:12,208
Come here, number one.

372
00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:14,667
(cheering)

373
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,500
(upbeat music)

374
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:32,375
(speaking foreign language) Come on, get in here.

375
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:33,875
(speaking foreign language)

376
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,500
Get him in the chest.

377
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:36,792
Get him in the chest.

378
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,333
Hey, no face shots, what the hell?

379
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,542
Go away, go away.

380
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:41,833
(cheering)

381
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,917
(upbeat music)

382
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,958
(speaking foreign language)

383
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:52,792
What are you doing?

384
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,500
What the hell?

385
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:57,208
(speaking foreign language)

386
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:58,000
You did my nipple.

387
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,542
(speaking foreign language)

388
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:05,625
What meant to Taiwan?

389
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:08,542
(speaking foreign language)

390
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,500
(speaking foreign language)

391
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:40,917
(speaking foreign language)

392
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,000
That's quite a lot of work.

393
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:51,208
(speaking foreign language)

394
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,083
I just told you I'm fine.

395
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,958
(speaking foreign language)

396
00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:40,292
(phone ringing)

397
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,917
(soft music)

398
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,917
(soft music)

399
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,875
(soft music)

400
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,292
(soft music)

401
00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:59,583
(soft music)

402
00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:14,708
(laughing)

403
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:19,750
(soft music)

404
00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:48,500
Fuck.

405
00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:04,667
(soft music) (water running)

406
00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:22,625
(door creaking)

407
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:34,250
(soft music)

408
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:58,875
(soft music)

409
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:03,750
Mom, can you not--

410
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:04,708
Oh, my bros are for rain.

411
00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:07,042
(speaking foreign language)

412
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:08,917
She's so embarrassing.

413
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:14,750
And his milk lotion.

414
00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:16,250
(speaking foreign language)

415
00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:19,292
Can you not comment on my body?

416
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:21,083
Quiet.

417
00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:24,625
(soft music)

418
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:39,917
Come on, Cory, keep up.

419
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:40,875
You're doing it.

420
00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:41,500
Oh, bro.

421
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,375
Call me.

422
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:43,500
Oh.

423
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:44,292
Hey, push fast.

424
00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:45,000
Fuck.

425
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:49,458
(speaking foreign language)

426
00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:50,292
Oh, shit.

427
00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,250
I'll get you, but I'm taking--

428
00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:54,042
Okay, okay.

429
00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:56,542
(speaking foreign language)

430
00:25:59,083 --> 00:25:59,625
This house is--

431
00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:02,417
(speaking foreign language)

432
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:04,083
I like it on that one.

433
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:04,708
Wow.

434
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:05,792
All right.

435
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:07,958
So.

436
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,667
(soft music)

437
00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:12,417
Hi.

438
00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:15,958
(soft music)

439
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:16,458
Hi.

440
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:18,875
(soft music)

441
00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:21,708
These guys are really good.

442
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:22,958
Yeah.

443
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:24,583
Yeah, you know, yeah.

444
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:25,125
Thank you.

445
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:26,583
You guys like sponsored?

446
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,083
Almost, bro.

447
00:26:28,167 --> 00:26:28,750
You wish.

448
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:29,542
I'm trying to get these

449
00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:30,708
clips for this barracks thing

450
00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:31,875
that's coming up next morning.

451
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:32,958
We don't really have like

452
00:26:33,042 --> 00:26:33,833
a film here at the moment.

453
00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:34,542
We got them--

454
00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:35,708
I just need like two more

455
00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:37,083
tricks for my sponsoring table.

456
00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:37,708
Oh, yeah.

457
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,708
After that, we going down.

458
00:26:39,292 --> 00:26:39,500
Yeah.

459
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:42,708
That means if you guys

460
00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:44,583
like need a film or I film.

461
00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:45,500
You film?

462
00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:46,500
Yeah.

463
00:26:46,792 --> 00:26:47,542
Like skateboarders?

464
00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:48,458
Yeah, skateboarders.

465
00:26:48,542 --> 00:26:49,500
You film skateboarders.

466
00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:50,583
Yes, I film.

467
00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:51,333
It's kind of perfect

468
00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:52,500
because we don't really

469
00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:53,833
care about our film at the moment.

470
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:55,542
Oh, yeah.

471
00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:56,208
What happened?

472
00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:58,125
Pepperdough.

473
00:26:58,458 --> 00:26:58,750
He's gone.

474
00:26:59,042 --> 00:27:00,000
Yeah, rest in peace, bro.

475
00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:01,208
Oh, yeah.

476
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:01,875
I'm sorry.

477
00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:05,000
I'm fucking with you, bro.

478
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,375
He fucked my girlfriend,

479
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:07,750
so we just kind of stop--

480
00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:08,750
Damn. He did, you know what I mean?

481
00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:10,958
You let him fuck your girl, bro.

482
00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:11,583
Hey, what's your name?

483
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,500
I'm Chris.

484
00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:19,542
Chris Donovan, man.

485
00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:19,917
Pleasure.

486
00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:21,000
This is Corey.

487
00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:21,917
Nugget.

488
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:22,458
What's up?

489
00:27:22,542 --> 00:27:23,250
All right, right on, man.

490
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:24,125
Nice to meet you.

491
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,583
Please do not fuck my girlfriend.

492
00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:28,458
Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it.

493
00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:29,417
I got a girlfriend.

494
00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:31,333
Oh, you got a--

495
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:31,708
You got a girl.

496
00:27:31,792 --> 00:27:32,542
You got a girl.

497
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:33,417
All right, man.

498
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,500
Well, you got like a YouTube

499
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:35,833
or something I could look up?

500
00:27:36,042 --> 00:27:36,500
I'll check out your

501
00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:37,458
videos when I get home.

502
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:52,583
(dramatic music)

503
00:27:57,583 --> 00:28:01,708
Wait, go, go, go, go.

504
00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:02,792
Inhale, inhale.

505
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,083
We're taking that shit.

506
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:05,667
We're taking it.

507
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:06,833
(laughing)

508
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:17,417
(dramatic music)

509
00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:29,208
This is Jiawomae Mexa.

510
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:30,458
(speaking in foreign language)

511
00:28:40,292 --> 00:28:40,625
Maybe.

512
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,458
Oh, Max, you are great.

513
00:28:50,417 --> 00:28:55,125
(speaking in foreign language)

514
00:28:59,792 --> 00:29:04,417
Oh, UCSD.

515
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,917
(speaking in foreign language)

516
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:09,458
Chris.

517
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:14,292
(speaking in foreign language)

518
00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:59,250
(speaking in foreign language)

519
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:00,917
Yo, wait, wait.

520
00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:02,958
What's up, fool?

521
00:30:03,542 --> 00:30:04,583
No one even tripped, dude.

522
00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:05,417
Fuck them hoes.

523
00:30:06,042 --> 00:30:08,000
You a handsome motherfucker, man.

524
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,708
You got strong ass teeth.

525
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:11,208
You look good in shorts.

526
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:13,250
That's why Maddie likes you, baby.

527
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,250
Dude, she's sensual, wicky face.

528
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:19,500
Do you know what that means?

529
00:30:20,417 --> 00:30:21,125
She wants her wig.

530
00:30:21,417 --> 00:30:23,208
I swear to God, she wants her wig.

531
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:23,958
Dude, she's probably just

532
00:30:24,042 --> 00:30:25,250
trying to be nice or something.

533
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:25,833
Wow.

534
00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:28,958
Maddie could literally be

535
00:30:29,042 --> 00:30:30,000
touching her shawl right now

536
00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:30,667
and you'd be like,

537
00:30:30,917 --> 00:30:31,875
"Oh, guys, I don't know

538
00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:32,958
"who is Maddie next to me, you know."

539
00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:34,333
That's so true. Like, "Oh, come on."

540
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:35,542
Your eyes never do this.

541
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:36,167
Dude, she's definitely

542
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,083
just trying to be nice.

543
00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:37,875
She's no way gone.

544
00:30:37,958 --> 00:30:38,375
All right, respond.

545
00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:39,125
What are you gonna say?

546
00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:39,417
All right.

547
00:30:40,042 --> 00:30:44,292
Can you type any faster?

548
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:45,208
Bro, hold on.

549
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,042
All right, is that good?

550
00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:50,250
Dude, no.

551
00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:51,583
Are you serious?

552
00:30:52,208 --> 00:30:52,833
No. What?

553
00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:55,083
Bro, for the love of God,

554
00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:56,292
please let me talk to her for you.

555
00:30:56,417 --> 00:30:57,042
No, bro.

556
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,708
What the fuck is that?

557
00:30:58,792 --> 00:30:59,458
This is fine, bro.

558
00:30:59,542 --> 00:31:00,333
What is that?

559
00:31:00,417 --> 00:31:00,958
No, I'm not.

560
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:02,875
You have no game, bro.

561
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:03,792
Come on, bro.

562
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,458
Come on.

563
00:31:04,542 --> 00:31:05,833
I can get you this girl right now.

564
00:31:05,917 --> 00:31:06,083
Bro.

565
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,167
Dude, please, one sentence.

566
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:09,250
One sentence.

567
00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:09,542
Five.

568
00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:10,833
One sentence, one.

569
00:31:11,167 --> 00:31:11,833
All right, let's go.

570
00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:15,917
How about get a photo?

571
00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:16,708
Come on, that's good.

572
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,542
Okay, cool, fine, whatever.

573
00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:20,250
Cool.

574
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,708
Bro, bro, you can't do it.

575
00:31:25,792 --> 00:31:26,458
Don't be my fucking--

576
00:31:27,042 --> 00:31:27,667
Don't let that stuff.

577
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,083
Don't pull this stuff down.

578
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:30,458
Hold it down.

579
00:31:31,667 --> 00:31:32,375
Oh shit, come back.

580
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:33,250
Hold it down.

581
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:34,500
Come on, give me the phone, dude.

582
00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:35,542
I'm not fucking playing around.

583
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,125
Give me the phone.

584
00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:38,708
Yo, what are you saying, bro?

585
00:31:38,792 --> 00:31:39,458
It's going down.

586
00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:39,875
Ow.

587
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,458
I thought you were stronger than this.

588
00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:41,833
Come on.

589
00:31:42,042 --> 00:31:42,500
It's gross.

590
00:31:42,917 --> 00:31:43,708
Come on, come on.

591
00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:44,583
Hi, hi, hi.

592
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,250
Hi.

593
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:46,333
Hello.

594
00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:48,250
Get, get, get.

595
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:48,667
Apple.

596
00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:49,250
Yeah.

597
00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:49,792
Pizza.

598
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:51,292
That shit shit.

599
00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:51,958
Hi, oh.

600
00:31:52,042 --> 00:31:52,625
Where the good at?

601
00:31:52,917 --> 00:31:53,333
Where the good at?

602
00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:55,333
Your wood bend is 16 times.

603
00:31:55,417 --> 00:31:55,958
Where the bad?

604
00:31:56,292 --> 00:31:56,792
That's where you go.

605
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:57,250
Where the bad?

606
00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,083
Oh yeah, where the bad?

607
00:31:59,708 --> 00:31:59,958
Oh, thank you.

608
00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:00,375
Thank you.

609
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,292
I love you.

610
00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:02,167
I love you.

611
00:32:02,417 --> 00:32:02,875
Bye bye.

612
00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:03,167
Awesome.

613
00:32:05,292 --> 00:32:05,667
You're done.

614
00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:07,583
What did you say?

615
00:32:07,667 --> 00:32:08,375
What did you say, bro?

616
00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:08,958
Come on.

617
00:32:09,042 --> 00:32:10,167
I don't know, dude, we'll find out.

618
00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:11,583
(groans)

619
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:12,167
What?

620
00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:13,792
Wait, what did you say?

621
00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:14,917
What did you say?

622
00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:16,750
Come on.

623
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Stink me later, bro.

624
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:48,708
(guitar strumming)

625
00:32:49,792 --> 00:32:51,125
Out a kiss like a pro.

626
00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:53,000
(laughing) Are you a good kisser?

627
00:32:53,542 --> 00:32:55,208
Anybody can be with the right technique.

628
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,542
Step one, clean your

629
00:32:57,625 --> 00:32:59,208
mouth, brush your teeth,

630
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,083
slaw, and use mouthwash.

631
00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:03,542
Bad breath and the ruination of kissing.

632
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,625
Step two, sit with your partner.

633
00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:08,083
Preferably in private.

634
00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:09,417
Public displays of

635
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,083
affection may be fun for you,

636
00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:11,875
but they make

637
00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:13,792
everyone else uncomfortable.

638
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:15,500
Don't wanna do that?

639
00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:19,292
Step three, relax and clear your mind.

640
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:22,000
Focus only on the person in front of you.

641
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,708
Angle your face to avoid crunching noses.

642
00:33:25,792 --> 00:33:26,833
Lean into the person

643
00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,042
until your lips touch.

644
00:33:28,917 --> 00:33:30,708
Keep lip contact soft and

645
00:33:30,792 --> 00:33:32,125
gentle in the beginning.

646
00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:33,333
Oh.

647
00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:36,542
Step four, open your mouth enough

648
00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:38,042
to slowly slide your tongue

649
00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:39,583
into your partner's mouth.

650
00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:42,667
Just remember to keep it slow and soft,

651
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:44,542
not darting or invasive.

652
00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:46,250
Don't forget to

653
00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:47,542
breathe through your nose.

654
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,333
Nothing can be as good as

655
00:33:49,417 --> 00:33:50,667
makeup all against caution.

656
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,792
(whooshing)

657
00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:54,750
Do or do not.

658
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,125
There is no try.

659
00:33:57,458 --> 00:33:57,917
Who's that?

660
00:33:58,750 --> 00:33:58,958
Yoda.

661
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:00,875
Oh yeah, Yoda.

662
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,292
Have you never seen Star Wars?

663
00:34:08,292 --> 00:34:08,792
What color is Yoda?

664
00:34:11,708 --> 00:34:15,667
I don't know, like a...

665
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:16,625
Mm-hmm.

666
00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:19,500
Like a metallic chrome.

667
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,083
A metallic chrome?

668
00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:21,500
Yeah.

669
00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:23,250
No.

670
00:34:26,292 --> 00:34:29,333
Like a bright yellow?

671
00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:30,458
No, Ben, no.

672
00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:31,250
Okay, I've never seen Star Wars.

673
00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:31,667
Yeah.

674
00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:32,667
(laughing)

675
00:34:34,292 --> 00:34:36,458
How have you seen a walk to remember,

676
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:38,208
but not a Star Wars?

677
00:34:40,417 --> 00:34:41,708
I don't know, I think my sister

678
00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:42,500
probably like made me

679
00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:43,250
watch her or something.

680
00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:44,917
I didn't realize your sister.

681
00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:48,125
Yeah, I have a sister.

682
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,875
She older or young?

683
00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:54,542
She's older.

684
00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:55,625
Nice.

685
00:34:56,250 --> 00:35:02,458
I have another brother, so that's why.

686
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:03,667
I was wondering.

687
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:05,542
Are you too close?

688
00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,208
Yeah, yeah, I'd say so.

689
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,542
I mean, we were close

690
00:35:12,625 --> 00:35:13,500
before he left for college,

691
00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:15,708
so I don't really get to

692
00:35:15,792 --> 00:35:16,583
see him that much anymore.

693
00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:19,750
Are you close with your sister?

694
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:25,000
Yeah.

695
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:31,708
Yeah, we're good for you.

696
00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:32,792
A gift?

697
00:35:33,042 --> 00:35:33,625
A gift.

698
00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:34,208
From me?

699
00:35:37,542 --> 00:35:37,875
What is it?

700
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:39,375
It's an eraser.

701
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:41,042
An eraser?

702
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,792
Yeah, it's got the big side,

703
00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:44,125
and then it's got the little side.

704
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:45,708
The roller side, it rolls.

705
00:35:46,042 --> 00:35:47,417
Oh, that's really cool.

706
00:35:47,708 --> 00:35:47,917
Yeah.

707
00:35:48,542 --> 00:35:49,042
Thank you.

708
00:35:50,042 --> 00:35:50,125
Yeah.

709
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:50,917
I like it.

710
00:35:54,542 --> 00:35:55,958
Can I ask you a serious question?

711
00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:02,667
Sure.

712
00:36:05,042 --> 00:36:05,833
You've seen Jaws, right?

713
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,500
No?

714
00:36:11,875 --> 00:36:12,125
No.

715
00:36:12,958 --> 00:36:13,542
Wow.

716
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:15,625
Okay.

717
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:19,500
What about E.T.?

718
00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:20,958
Yeah.

719
00:36:21,542 --> 00:36:22,208
Yeah, I've seen E.T.

720
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,208
Okay, okay, yeah.

721
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:25,750
Let's see who can do a

722
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:26,792
better E.T. impression.

723
00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:28,417
Okay.

724
00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:29,333
You go first.

725
00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:29,875
Jinx.

726
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,375
Okay, now you have to go first.

727
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:35,625
Okay.

728
00:36:36,875 --> 00:36:38,125
Just E.T. impression, all right?

729
00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:39,667
You've seen the movie, you'll know.

730
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:40,500
Yeah, I've seen the movie.

731
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:41,833
E.T.

732
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:49,333
(laughing)

733
00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:51,542
(imitating engine)

734
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:56,875
(laughing)

735
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,542
You have not seen E.T. before.

736
00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:01,792
I definitely have seen E.T.

737
00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:03,083
You definitely haven't.

738
00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:05,417
That's the end credit.

739
00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:07,417
Yeah, okay.

740
00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:17,542
You know, you're

741
00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:19,292
pretty cute for an Asian.

742
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:19,958
Yeah.

743
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,875
Have you ever played

744
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:33,875
the nervous game before?

745
00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:36,458
No.

746
00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:40,958
(ominous music)

747
00:37:41,167 --> 00:37:41,500
Are you nervous?

748
00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:46,833
Are you nervous?

749
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:54,125
Are you nervous?

750
00:37:57,125 --> 00:37:59,875
Are you nervous?

751
00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:06,250
Are you nervous?

752
00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:09,917
Are you nervous?

753
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:13,167
Yes.

754
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:14,333
What?

755
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:15,250
Yes.

756
00:38:16,042 --> 00:38:16,250
Oh.

757
00:38:16,917 --> 00:38:18,375
Yes, I mean, I am nervous.

758
00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:20,583
I just, can you, um.

759
00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:21,250
Sorry.

760
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:22,292
Yeah, I'm sorry.

761
00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:23,042
No, it's okay.

762
00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:23,833
I freaked out a little bit.

763
00:38:23,917 --> 00:38:24,333
It's okay, it's okay.

764
00:38:24,417 --> 00:38:25,417
I'm just, I'm sorry.

765
00:38:25,917 --> 00:38:26,958
You don't have to apologize, it's okay.

766
00:38:27,583 --> 00:38:27,708
Yeah.

767
00:38:27,792 --> 00:39:05,333
Really? (ominous music)

768
00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:06,042
Where are you?

769
00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:08,542
Nowhere.

770
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,833
Are you out with a hot and soup?

771
00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:16,833
Oh.

772
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:18,958
Okay, so what were you doing?

773
00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:20,458
It's only giving other friends

774
00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:21,542
and also no one likes you.

775
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:22,958
Shut the fuck up.

776
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,042
Why are you always so mean to me, huh?

777
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:29,917
What?

778
00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:32,125
I can't wait for you to leave

779
00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:32,625
so I don't have to see

780
00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:33,625
your ugly face again.

781
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:44,042
(door slams)

782
00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:56,042
(sad music)

783
00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:17,167
(sad music)

784
00:40:25,042 --> 00:40:26,042
Bro, how'd things go with Maddie?

785
00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:30,083
Good.

786
00:40:30,792 --> 00:40:32,083
What do you mean good, like good or?

787
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:33,292
Good.

788
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,958
You touched my wiener.

789
00:40:39,042 --> 00:40:39,375
No.

790
00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:41,750
No way she gave you a hand job.

791
00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:44,875
Fucking proud of you, dude.

792
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,542
For the first time in my life, I'm

793
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:47,375
actually proud of you.

794
00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:48,667
Good shit, dude.

795
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:49,708
Finally.

796
00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:53,375
(door opens)

797
00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:56,500
(sad music)

798
00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:04,708
Hurry up.

799
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:11,125
(sad music)

800
00:41:11,708 --> 00:41:11,917
What?

801
00:41:15,167 --> 00:41:16,167
Oh, shit.

802
00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:17,542
Oh, shit. Can you take a photo of all of us?

803
00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:20,833
(sad music)

804
00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:28,792
Wait, it was like a one

805
00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:29,500
or three or something.

806
00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:31,250
Come on.

807
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:32,500
Come on, bro.

808
00:41:32,875 --> 00:41:34,083
Aren't you like the camera guy?

809
00:41:34,417 --> 00:41:35,875
(sad music)

810
00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:39,875
One, two, three.

811
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,583
Like, did they just

812
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,042
walk onto the crime scene,

813
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:44,500
like slip, like, oh, shit.

814
00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:46,792
What the hell is that?

815
00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:48,000
Seaman.

816
00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:49,958
It's like, dude, what are

817
00:41:50,042 --> 00:41:51,250
Vergara's even doing these days?

818
00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:53,125
How do you even think of this stuff?

819
00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:53,875
You remember what you know?

820
00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:55,500
There's a babe's crown.

821
00:41:57,458 --> 00:41:58,250
She's looking at you, so

822
00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:58,875
there's something wrong.

823
00:41:59,208 --> 00:41:59,542
Oh, yeah.

824
00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:02,125
You're quiet.

825
00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:04,500
Yeah, but being weird, bro.

826
00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:07,500
Not being weird, just a little bit.

827
00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:08,833
Just kind of like silent over there.

828
00:42:10,042 --> 00:42:10,167
Okay.

829
00:42:12,042 --> 00:42:13,000
Do you have any funny stories?

830
00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:17,750
Why are you looking at me?

831
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:23,000
There's a squirrel story.

832
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:25,417
Please don't fucking do that.

833
00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:26,958
Wait, what's a squirrel story?

834
00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:27,958
It's nothing, it's just

835
00:42:28,042 --> 00:42:29,042
like not a great story.

836
00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,167
No, no, no, no, tell us.

837
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:31,250
You have to tell us.

838
00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:31,542
Yeah.

839
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:34,292
Don't listen to him.

840
00:42:34,417 --> 00:42:35,167
What's the squirrel story?

841
00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:36,542
Go on, tell us.

842
00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:41,375
Okay, well, there's just one time

843
00:42:41,542 --> 00:42:42,583
we were walking

844
00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:43,917
through the park, you know?

845
00:42:44,667 --> 00:42:46,917
And I saw this dead squirrel on the floor

846
00:42:47,125 --> 00:42:48,333
and I thought it'd be funny

847
00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:49,458
if I showed it to my friends.

848
00:42:50,292 --> 00:42:52,750
So I picked it up and

849
00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:54,208
I put it in my backpack

850
00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:57,958
and then, you know, we got to the park.

851
00:42:58,542 --> 00:42:59,417
I pulled out the squirrel.

852
00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:02,083
And it was like, you

853
00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:03,125
know, super dead and stuff

854
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:04,167
and they were like, holy crap.

855
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:06,792
I'm pretty sure that's dead.

856
00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:08,625
Bro, it's been dead.

857
00:43:08,958 --> 00:43:09,458
And then after that,

858
00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:11,458
we're gonna bury it, you know?

859
00:43:11,917 --> 00:43:14,833
But my buddy, Sue, he

860
00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:16,292
pours this energy drink

861
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:17,458
into the squirrel's mouth

862
00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:19,542
and then it starts spazzing out

863
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:20,125
and starts freaking

864
00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:20,958
out and everyone's like,

865
00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:21,625
(screaming)

866
00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:22,542
and then my other

867
00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:24,458
friend, he grabs it by the tail

868
00:43:24,542 --> 00:43:25,542
and he starts swinging it

869
00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:26,583
around like Indiana Jones.

870
00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:27,708
It looks like an

871
00:43:27,792 --> 00:43:29,458
absolute psycho, you know?

872
00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:30,583
He's chasing us, we're

873
00:43:30,667 --> 00:43:31,333
running away from him.

874
00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:32,417
(screaming)

875
00:43:35,417 --> 00:43:38,583
And then the tail pops off and the

876
00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:39,667
squirrel goes flying.

877
00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:41,708
He's still holding the

878
00:43:41,792 --> 00:43:42,500
tail, it's just the squirrel.

879
00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:47,292
And then it's like really, really crazy.

880
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:50,667
What the?

881
00:43:51,917 --> 00:43:53,375
Wait, so did you bury it or no?

882
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,958
No, we put it in someone's mailbox

883
00:43:56,375 --> 00:43:57,667
and now I'm gonna stop there.

884
00:43:58,083 --> 00:43:58,292
Okay.

885
00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:00,833
I'm pretty sure that's animal cruelty.

886
00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:02,792
You know her mom works for Peter, right?

887
00:44:02,875 --> 00:44:03,833
She can send you to juvie.

888
00:44:04,625 --> 00:44:07,167
Oh, okay, sorry.

889
00:44:09,292 --> 00:44:09,708
Dumb bitch.

890
00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:10,500
Whoa.

891
00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:13,083
Okay, I can't believe you just said that.

892
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:13,750
What?

893
00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,417
I don't know, I'm just kidding.

894
00:44:15,792 --> 00:44:16,250
Are you kidding?

895
00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:17,417
She called her that before.

896
00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:18,583
I thought it was her

897
00:44:18,667 --> 00:44:19,375
nickname or something.

898
00:44:19,458 --> 00:44:19,625
Are you serious?

899
00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:21,708
I think my nickname is Dumb Bitch.

900
00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:24,208
Yeah, no, sorry.

901
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:27,000
I can't believe you said that.

902
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:31,375
There's my mom.

903
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:34,250
Some friends are coming

904
00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:35,708
over and I'll watch a movie

905
00:44:36,167 --> 00:44:37,208
if you wanna come.

906
00:44:37,292 --> 00:44:38,083
Yeah, for sure.

907
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,125
I think there's only room

908
00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:41,667
for one more in the car though.

909
00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:43,333
Oh, okay.

910
00:44:43,542 --> 00:44:44,333
But if you want, you can

911
00:44:44,417 --> 00:44:45,417
take the bus and meet us there.

912
00:44:45,708 --> 00:44:47,708
Dude, you're cool taking the bus, right?

913
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:51,708
All right, later, dude.

914
00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:53,250
Bye.

915
00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:55,875
Yeah, you go for it.

916
00:44:57,208 --> 00:44:58,417
Wait, can I tell Siptika?

917
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,208
I'm so sorry.

918
00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:36,083
(somber music)

919
00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:40,375
Please enjoy this for

920
00:45:40,458 --> 00:45:41,583
Ragan Ray back to the place

921
00:45:41,667 --> 00:45:42,417
where I've been in charge.

922
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:46,750
Did you?

923
00:45:50,542 --> 00:45:50,875
Did you?

924
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,083
You're a good mom.

925
00:45:58,083 --> 00:45:58,250
Fine.

926
00:46:03,083 --> 00:46:07,292
Are you sad?

927
00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:09,625
Fine.

928
00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:15,042
(speaking foreign language)

929
00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:33,375
(somber music)

930
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:35,125
Mom?

931
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,208
(speaking foreign language)

932
00:46:47,583 --> 00:46:50,875
Mom?

933
00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:53,917
Yeah.

934
00:46:56,667 --> 00:46:57,208
Did you fart?

935
00:46:59,250 --> 00:46:59,458
No.

936
00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:02,917
Oh my God, you farted.

937
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,208
Maybe will you allow it to now?

938
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:07,792
I'm off the window.

939
00:47:09,042 --> 00:47:10,375
Well, it's broken.

940
00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:11,167
It's broken?

941
00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:14,375
Sorry.

942
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,583
It smells like shit.

943
00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:19,667
(sniffing)

944
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:25,125
(sniffing)

945
00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:26,833
Are you smelling it?

946
00:47:28,583 --> 00:47:29,375
(speaking foreign language)

947
00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:41,167
(speaking foreign language)

948
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:43,375
(speaking foreign language)

949
00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:48,333
(speaking foreign language)

950
00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:58,208
(sniffing)

951
00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:59,500
(speaking foreign language)

952
00:47:59,583 --> 00:47:59,750
Oh.

953
00:48:03,458 --> 00:48:04,667
(speaking foreign language)

954
00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:07,292
Oh.

955
00:48:08,917 --> 00:48:09,667
(laughing)

956
00:48:10,292 --> 00:48:11,417
Well shown, the ABC.

957
00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:22,792
What are you doing?

958
00:48:23,958 --> 00:48:24,542
Let's try.

959
00:48:35,917 --> 00:48:36,250
(speaking foreign language)

960
00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:44,417
(speaking foreign language)

961
00:48:45,958 --> 00:48:46,125
Mom.

962
00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:47,917
(speaking foreign language) Mom.

963
00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:50,458
Mom.

964
00:48:51,542 --> 00:48:52,417
I told you this before.

965
00:48:52,833 --> 00:48:53,292
I am not.

966
00:48:53,917 --> 00:48:54,125
Go.

967
00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:58,583
(dramatic music)

968
00:49:00,042 --> 00:49:00,500
You're late.

969
00:49:02,667 --> 00:49:03,125
Come see them.

970
00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,625
Josh, go back to work.

971
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:13,208
Yeah.

972
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,042
So, my mom's a friend.

973
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:46,792
(dramatic music)

974
00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:47,375
(phone ringing)

975
00:49:50,958 --> 00:50:02,125
(phone ringing)

976
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,167
(phone ringing)

977
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,875
(phone ringing)

978
00:50:46,458 --> 00:50:51,000
(phone ringing)

979
00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:57,125
Mom.

980
00:50:59,292 --> 00:51:00,583
Mom, can you give me a ride?

981
00:51:03,250 --> 00:51:07,042
(speaking foreign language)

982
00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:55,208
(speaking foreign language)

983
00:51:57,458 --> 00:51:57,875
So go.

984
00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:10,917
(dramatic music)

985
00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:11,958
You okay?

986
00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:22,375
Wait, this is where you

987
00:52:22,458 --> 00:52:23,333
and your friends hang out?

988
00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:25,083
Business parking lots.

989
00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:26,417
Yeah, you could just

990
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,542
park right over here.

991
00:52:33,208 --> 00:52:33,417
Okay.

992
00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:39,167
Thanks for having me.

993
00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:41,708
No problem.

994
00:52:44,208 --> 00:52:46,750
I think I'm gonna

995
00:52:46,833 --> 00:52:48,583
stay out for a while too.

996
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:52,333
So just give me a call

997
00:52:52,417 --> 00:52:53,333
later if you need a ride

998
00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:55,292
or anything, okay?

999
00:52:56,917 --> 00:52:57,000
Okay.

1000
00:53:04,167 --> 00:53:08,458
(dramatic music)

1001
00:53:08,542 --> 00:53:08,917
(speaking foreign language)

1002
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:19,667
(dramatic music)

1003
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Get that shirt.

1004
00:53:27,167 --> 00:53:30,333
Right here.

1005
00:53:33,208 --> 00:53:34,042
(speaking foreign language)

1006
00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:39,167
Hey, Nugget, look at this dick I drew.

1007
00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:44,958
(laughing) The veins and shit in there.

1008
00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:45,917
Bro, what?

1009
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:46,708
That's what Paul said.

1010
00:53:47,208 --> 00:53:48,167
Hey, right here, right here.

1011
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:48,750
He's coming.

1012
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:52,042
Please, they're running fast.

1013
00:53:52,292 --> 00:53:54,125
Hey, both of you guys, you're up.

1014
00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:56,750
You, come with you.

1015
00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:58,917
Ow, I've seen you here before.

1016
00:53:59,000 --> 00:53:59,500
How you doing, man?

1017
00:53:59,667 --> 00:54:00,583
Come time is over.

1018
00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:02,167
No, no, no, no, no, no,

1019
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:02,458
no, no, no, no, no, no.

1020
00:54:03,542 --> 00:54:05,042
You are done.

1021
00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:05,792
The nuns are done.

1022
00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:06,708
That's you.

1023
00:54:08,792 --> 00:54:09,833
Right here, right here, right here.

1024
00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:10,292
Right here.

1025
00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:11,292
You're under the shirt.

1026
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:14,000
(cheering)

1027
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,208
Get the fuck out of here.

1028
00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:21,583
(dramatic music)

1029
00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:40,750
(dramatic music)

1030
00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:42,083
Right, I just heard you go

1031
00:54:42,167 --> 00:54:43,125
out and get back, you love.

1032
00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:44,042
You just drooped the

1033
00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,042
fuck out of him, bro.

1034
00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:46,083
We gotta see that shit.

1035
00:54:46,167 --> 00:54:47,583
Clipping your nails back there, bro.

1036
00:54:47,667 --> 00:54:48,417
That's good, bro.

1037
00:54:48,542 --> 00:54:49,500
I'm catching them.

1038
00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:50,458
You're the vibe, bro.

1039
00:54:50,542 --> 00:54:51,417
That's hella striking, bro.

1040
00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:52,167
You can't be doing shit

1041
00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:52,958
like that if people win.

1042
00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:54,333
Bro, I gotta cut my toenails.

1043
00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:55,250
I'm gonna cut my toenails.

1044
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:56,458
Hey, Chris, you got

1045
00:54:56,542 --> 00:54:57,375
that clipping, you know?

1046
00:54:57,792 --> 00:54:59,083
Oh yeah, I got that clipping.

1047
00:54:59,458 --> 00:54:59,917
Ew.

1048
00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:01,667
(laughing) Yeah, fuck you.

1049
00:55:01,958 --> 00:55:02,792
(laughing)

1050
00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:04,458
My shit was wet, bro.

1051
00:55:04,542 --> 00:55:06,375
That shit, I got the third out.

1052
00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:06,917
Dude.

1053
00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:08,708
Stomp that shit, both of them smoked me.

1054
00:55:09,375 --> 00:55:11,083
You're like all finished face shooting.

1055
00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:11,875
You know, you could like

1056
00:55:11,958 --> 00:55:13,167
fuck him up or something.

1057
00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:16,333
Yeah, I'm more on my peaceful shit,

1058
00:55:16,417 --> 00:55:17,000
you know what I mean?

1059
00:55:17,083 --> 00:55:17,250
Yeah.

1060
00:55:17,667 --> 00:55:18,667
I'm on that Zen pile.

1061
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:19,458
Yeah.

1062
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:20,042
Yeah.

1063
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:20,750
Are you good to send me

1064
00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:21,625
that clip later, though?

1065
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:23,708
Yeah, I'll send you that clip.

1066
00:55:23,792 --> 00:55:24,250
I'm probably gonna

1067
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:25,458
like film some other clips

1068
00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:26,333
before that, though.

1069
00:55:26,417 --> 00:55:27,500
Like, edit it together,

1070
00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:28,458
you know, like, mix it up.

1071
00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:29,125
Okay.

1072
00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:30,333
I got my fucking Spike

1073
00:55:30,417 --> 00:55:31,875
Jones or some shit over here.

1074
00:55:32,042 --> 00:55:32,583
Shut up.

1075
00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:34,875
Hey, respect this crap.

1076
00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:36,125
Chris, thank you for

1077
00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,250
pulling up on us today.

1078
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:38,292
We really need you,

1079
00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:38,833
you know what I'm saying?

1080
00:55:39,417 --> 00:55:40,375
Yeah, you've been doing a good thing.

1081
00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:41,750
I appreciate you for coming out.

1082
00:55:42,042 --> 00:55:42,833
Yeah, that's what's up.

1083
00:55:46,875 --> 00:55:46,958
(dramatic music)

1084
00:55:50,000 --> 00:56:00,833
Mom? (door opens)

1085
00:56:01,917 --> 00:56:02,083
Mom?

1086
00:56:07,792 --> 00:56:07,958
Mom?

1087
00:56:16,917 --> 00:56:17,125
Mom?

1088
00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:20,875
Mom?

1089
00:56:21,875 --> 00:56:22,042
Mom?

1090
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:25,125
(mom mumbles)

1091
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:45,958
Mom?

1092
00:56:46,042 --> 00:56:47,625
(mom mumbles)

1093
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:22,667
(mom mumbles)

1094
00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:22,917
Okay.

1095
00:57:27,417 --> 00:57:28,958
Hey, can you give me

1096
00:57:29,042 --> 00:57:29,417
a hand with something?

1097
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:41,500
So,

1098
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:44,792
who are those people

1099
00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:46,583
you've been hanging out with?

1100
00:57:51,292 --> 00:57:51,500
Brent.

1101
00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:53,667
What are you guys

1102
00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:54,875
doing when you hang out?

1103
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Just, just getting.

1104
00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:01,958
Just getting?

1105
00:58:07,167 --> 00:58:08,625
Promise me you won't do anything stupid.

1106
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:10,875
Okay.

1107
00:58:14,667 --> 00:58:17,750
(keyboard clacks)

1108
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:24,583
(keyboard clacks)

1109
00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:27,542
(upbeat music)

1110
00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:29,375
Make sure to keep your subject

1111
00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:30,500
in the center of the frame.

1112
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:31,000
Yeah, buddy.

1113
00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:31,833
Let's go.

1114
00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:34,625
Ah, that was it.

1115
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:37,500
(upbeat music)

1116
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,875
Come on, let's go.

1117
00:58:44,167 --> 00:58:44,333
Yo!

1118
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:47,083
Yo!

1119
00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:50,958
(upbeat music)

1120
00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:51,708
Nice.

1121
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:54,000
Oh!

1122
00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:57,125
You got it, bro, you got it.

1123
00:58:58,083 --> 00:59:01,625
(upbeat music)

1124
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:03,792
Dude, that was buttery.

1125
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:06,208
Come touch, come touch, come touch.

1126
00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:10,292
(upbeat music)

1127
00:59:12,792 --> 00:59:13,917
Why are you filming a plane?

1128
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:16,292
Foreground.

1129
00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:17,792
You look perfect.

1130
00:59:19,167 --> 00:59:20,708
(groans)

1131
00:59:20,792 --> 00:59:22,333
(screams)

1132
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:27,333
I didn't see that thing.

1133
00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:28,333
Too high.

1134
00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:29,417
Oh.

1135
00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:31,375
(laughs)

1136
00:59:31,667 --> 00:59:32,125
What the fuck?

1137
00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:33,792
(screams)

1138
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:38,833
Hey, yo, wait, wait.

1139
00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:41,292
Yo, bro, what you doing here?

1140
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:43,708
Just hanging out.

1141
00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:45,292
With who, bro?

1142
00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:48,958
Friends?

1143
00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:52,583
All right, where you guys headed?

1144
00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:54,208
Go, go, go, go!

1145
00:59:54,292 --> 00:59:55,000
Yo, what are you waiting for?

1146
00:59:56,792 --> 00:59:57,458
To a party.

1147
00:59:58,375 --> 00:59:58,583
Oh.

1148
01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:00,667
Yo, can we come?

1149
01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:06,208
There's no room in the car.

1150
01:00:08,667 --> 01:00:08,875
Ah.

1151
01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:13,167
It's all right, it's okay.

1152
01:00:14,708 --> 01:00:15,667
All right, all right, see you, bro.

1153
01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:20,000
(crowd cheers)

1154
01:00:20,708 --> 01:00:21,167
Hey, man.

1155
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:22,500
Hey, man.

1156
01:00:22,583 --> 01:00:23,917
Hey, yo, what's good?

1157
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:25,208
Hey, man.

1158
01:00:25,292 --> 01:00:26,000
Hey, man, what's up, yo?

1159
01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:26,500
I'm so happy.

1160
01:00:26,792 --> 01:00:27,417
I left a party this

1161
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,500
bitch for about three hours,

1162
01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:29,083
which I'm great.

1163
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,583
She's just going to fuck with all of me.

1164
01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:31,542
What's up, G?

1165
01:00:31,792 --> 01:00:32,708
Hey, what's good, bro?

1166
01:00:33,458 --> 01:00:34,042
What's good, bro?

1167
01:00:34,292 --> 01:00:35,167
Yo, what the fuck is this?

1168
01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:37,583
This is crazy, this is my filming, bro.

1169
01:00:37,667 --> 01:00:38,292
It's cool, it's up next.

1170
01:00:38,375 --> 01:00:38,625
That was good.

1171
01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:39,417
I'm gonna be in the film

1172
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:40,125
when it's getting close.

1173
01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:41,375
Oh, shit!

1174
01:00:41,458 --> 01:00:42,000
Ain't you the nigga that

1175
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:43,333
be filming for both of us?

1176
01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:45,167
It's both of us.

1177
01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:45,792
(laughs)

1178
01:00:47,167 --> 01:00:47,958
Nobody's nuts in your

1179
01:00:48,042 --> 01:00:49,208
fucking mouth, guys!

1180
01:00:50,042 --> 01:00:51,167
What are you going like that?

1181
01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:52,875
Come on, move, move.

1182
01:00:52,958 --> 01:00:53,667
It's an L-A-P.

1183
01:00:53,792 --> 01:00:54,042
Thank you.

1184
01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:55,708
Can we get one of those lemon bars?

1185
01:00:57,875 --> 01:00:58,250
(crowd chattering)

1186
01:00:58,333 --> 01:01:02,042
(upbeat music)

1187
01:01:17,042 --> 01:01:20,000
(crowd chattering)

1188
01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:57,000
(upbeat music)

1189
01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:08,458
I'm at your Granny crib,

1190
01:02:09,042 --> 01:02:10,750
and she fennie all her lemon bars.

1191
01:02:12,292 --> 01:02:13,542
When you left the crib,

1192
01:02:14,292 --> 01:02:16,042
you must've walked hella far,

1193
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:17,708
because when you came back,

1194
01:02:17,792 --> 01:02:19,583
I had fuck granny hella hard.

1195
01:02:19,667 --> 01:02:19,917
Hell!

1196
01:02:21,625 --> 01:02:23,458
(crowd chattering)

1197
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,500
I did that shit though.

1198
01:02:27,583 --> 01:02:28,708
You did not, come on.

1199
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:31,167
(coughing)

1200
01:02:32,083 --> 01:02:33,208
I don't know what that shit taste like.

1201
01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:35,167
(coughing)

1202
01:02:37,583 --> 01:02:38,042
I was smoking.

1203
01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:40,250
You a bitch, I'll hit that though.

1204
01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,292
(crowd chattering)

1205
01:02:45,208 --> 01:02:46,917
This shit, oh, man, it's bad.

1206
01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:48,500
Bro, you look like shit go out?

1207
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,958
Shit, you should woo-tang it.

1208
01:02:52,208 --> 01:02:53,333
You think nigga like the clown?

1209
01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:56,292
Yeah, now I'm here, let me show you.

1210
01:02:56,708 --> 01:02:57,583
Yeah, you got that.

1211
01:02:58,042 --> 01:02:58,875
I don't even fucking know, bro.

1212
01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:07,208
(coughing)

1213
01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:11,375
Ancient motherfucker just ain't no roach!

1214
01:03:11,917 --> 01:03:12,875
Nigga, what the fuck?

1215
01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:14,792
Yo, what's your name, man?

1216
01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:15,542
Chris.

1217
01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:17,958
Chris, hey, ancient Chris,

1218
01:03:18,542 --> 01:03:21,083
ancient Chris, ancient Chris.

1219
01:03:21,542 --> 01:03:21,958
I'm Asian.

1220
01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:22,250
What?

1221
01:03:23,458 --> 01:03:23,875
I'm Asian.

1222
01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:25,042
You're good, nigga.

1223
01:03:25,875 --> 01:03:27,583
I'm Asian Chris, I'm

1224
01:03:27,667 --> 01:03:29,583
Asian Chris, I'm Asian Chris,

1225
01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:32,292
I'm Asian Chris, I'm

1226
01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:35,167
Asian Chris, I'm Asian Chris.

1227
01:03:35,667 --> 01:03:36,875
(ominous music)

1228
01:03:43,417 --> 01:03:56,333
(crowd chattering)

1229
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:57,042
Hello?

1230
01:03:58,792 --> 01:03:59,000
Jesus.

1231
01:04:05,625 --> 01:04:05,833
Human.

1232
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:10,417
Who is ...

1233
01:04:11,417 --> 01:04:15,500
Why do you kill me? I didn't want to die.

1234
01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:19,542
This is why nobody loves you.

1235
01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:21,083
Come on, fucker.

1236
01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:21,583
Stop!

1237
01:04:24,542 --> 01:04:26,208
My hand?

1238
01:04:27,292 --> 01:04:28,167
It doesn't look like it.

1239
01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:32,458
I'm fine.

1240
01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:35,375
I'm fine.

1241
01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:38,667
I'm fine.

1242
01:04:40,375 --> 01:04:44,125
No, I don't want to.

1243
01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:51,125
Get it out.

1244
01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:56,667
Here. Drink.

1245
01:04:58,417 --> 01:05:04,250
I might tell you not

1246
01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:05,750
to tell anything stupid.

1247
01:05:16,375 --> 01:05:17,625
Whatever.

1248
01:05:18,583 --> 01:05:19,958
Give me a little thing here.

1249
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:24,750
Bye-bye.

1250
01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:27,958
I'll try to get it out.

1251
01:05:29,375 --> 01:05:30,375
Okay, I'm done.

1252
01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:33,167
Oh, it's a shot.

1253
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:36,417
Okay, I'll try.

1254
01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:38,125
Okay. I'll try to get it out.

1255
01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:47,167
Bye-bye.

1256
01:05:56,708 --> 01:05:56,750
Bye.

1257
01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:57,000
Bye, I guess.

1258
01:05:59,542 --> 01:06:00,458
Bye.

1259
01:06:20,417 --> 01:06:25,917
I'll try to get it out.

1260
01:06:26,375 --> 01:07:50,792
Bye-bye. Hello?

1261
01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:58,417
Uh, like right now?

1262
01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:04,792
Bro, what about the mask?

1263
01:08:05,167 --> 01:08:07,375
It's a little bro.

1264
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:08,792
Let's pick this glint.

1265
01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:12,208
Hey, who did all the

1266
01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:13,208
paintings in your house?

1267
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,167
Um, my mom.

1268
01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:16,458
Really?

1269
01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:18,458
What's the way?

1270
01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:20,000
Uh...

1271
01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:24,875
Um, yeah, okay.

1272
01:08:26,042 --> 01:08:26,750
Where did it go?

1273
01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:28,000
All right, what happens?

1274
01:08:28,667 --> 01:08:29,833
Hey, you wash your hands.

1275
01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:32,375
Get the fuck off me.

1276
01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:33,750
I'm gonna wash these three hands.

1277
01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:36,125
Oh, my God.

1278
01:08:36,208 --> 01:08:38,417
All right, well, we got a stupid glint.

1279
01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:39,708
Yeah, right here!

1280
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:40,750
Yep.

1281
01:08:43,375 --> 01:08:45,792
That song is insanely cressey.

1282
01:08:45,875 --> 01:08:46,917
We got that double.

1283
01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:51,042
That shit was sick, though.

1284
01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:55,708
I remember this day.

1285
01:08:58,208 --> 01:08:59,375
It's a little shaky, but it's just...

1286
01:08:59,542 --> 01:08:59,833
Sorry.

1287
01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:02,792
It has a little bit of speed.

1288
01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:05,667
Oh, play that clip where I fucking juked

1289
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:06,667
that security guard.

1290
01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:07,583
We gotta see that, man.

1291
01:09:07,917 --> 01:09:10,125
You're a security guard.

1292
01:09:11,375 --> 01:09:12,167
Oh, no, let's go.

1293
01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:13,500
That shit, that was...

1294
01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:15,292
That's what you waited for in the world.

1295
01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:17,542
That shit already, man.

1296
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,000
There it is.

1297
01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:23,375
You gotta be famous for this shit.

1298
01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:24,042
Swear to God.

1299
01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:25,292
Swear, bruh.

1300
01:09:25,375 --> 01:09:28,333
Watch this glint.

1301
01:09:28,792 --> 01:09:30,208
It's an NBA juke right here.

1302
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:32,542
Oh, shit, right here.

1303
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:35,000
Oh, great!

1304
01:09:40,375 --> 01:09:41,583
What the fuck?

1305
01:09:42,458 --> 01:09:44,208
Show us your way in.

1306
01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:45,375
All right, bruh. All

1307
01:09:45,458 --> 01:09:46,292
right, so check it out.

1308
01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:47,750
I'm no, like, filmmaker

1309
01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:49,083
or expert or anything,

1310
01:09:49,375 --> 01:09:50,958
but that's definitely not good.

1311
01:09:51,250 --> 01:09:52,292
I thought you were, like, a filmmaker.

1312
01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:53,417
Those were usable.

1313
01:09:53,792 --> 01:09:54,292
Yeah, I just...

1314
01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:57,292
Like, I couldn't focus on them.

1315
01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:57,833
Sorry.

1316
01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:07,208
Uh, do you need help?

1317
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:09,208
Hello.

1318
01:10:10,542 --> 01:10:11,750
Um, nice to meet you.

1319
01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:12,708
Nice to meet you.

1320
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:13,875
I'm Chris Mother.

1321
01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:16,000
Hey, I really like your paintings.

1322
01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:17,250
Really beautiful.

1323
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:19,792
Thank you.

1324
01:10:20,167 --> 01:10:21,917
You noticed?

1325
01:10:22,292 --> 01:10:25,208
Yeah, I love the colors and stuff.

1326
01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:26,750
I paint all myself.

1327
01:10:27,625 --> 01:10:27,958
That's cool.

1328
01:10:29,167 --> 01:10:31,750
Wait, so, um, if you're Asian,

1329
01:10:32,375 --> 01:10:34,750
does that mean your husband is white?

1330
01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:36,500
What?

1331
01:10:38,292 --> 01:10:39,417
My husband, Asian.

1332
01:10:39,792 --> 01:10:40,667
How are you, man?

1333
01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:43,750
She's probably just forgetting mom.

1334
01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:45,750
Just get out right now, mom.

1335
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,708
Just get out, mom. Get out, mom.

1336
01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:48,417
Get out!

1337
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,625
Oh, sorry.

1338
01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:54,917
I'm sorry. I had to see that.

1339
01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:56,667
She could just be, like,

1340
01:10:56,917 --> 01:10:57,958
super annoying sometimes.

1341
01:10:59,125 --> 01:10:59,583
And, um...

1342
01:11:00,042 --> 01:11:01,792
Dude, don't talk to your mom like that.

1343
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:03,167
She doesn't even be an annoying.

1344
01:11:03,542 --> 01:11:04,250
What are you annoying?

1345
01:11:05,375 --> 01:11:07,208
This kid's kind of wag.

1346
01:11:07,292 --> 01:11:08,250
He didn't come right

1347
01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:13,917
the fuck out of here.

1348
01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:30,375
Fuck you!

1349
01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:57,208
[clicking]

1350
01:12:57,292 --> 01:12:59,417
[clicking]

1351
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,125
[clicking]

1352
01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:04,208
[clicking]

1353
01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:04,333
[clicking]

1354
01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:17,708
[clicking]

1355
01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:22,708
[clicking]

1356
01:13:25,375 --> 01:13:36,625
(keyboard keys clicking)

1357
01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:47,375
(somber music)

1358
01:13:56,792 --> 01:13:59,000
Okay, last take a quick break.

1359
01:14:04,250 --> 01:14:09,167
(door opens)

1360
01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:16,500
I have your cross up.

1361
01:14:17,250 --> 01:14:17,833
What up, Phil?

1362
01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:19,417
Doing some skate chips?

1363
01:14:20,125 --> 01:14:20,333
Huh?

1364
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,083
Hey, can I ask you something?

1365
01:14:24,542 --> 01:14:24,750
Huh?

1366
01:14:25,375 --> 01:14:28,125
(laughs)

1367
01:14:30,875 --> 01:14:31,583
Are you nervous?

1368
01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:34,917
(laughs)

1369
01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:36,375
Man, I didn't realize

1370
01:14:36,458 --> 01:14:38,333
you was such a G, bruh.

1371
01:14:38,583 --> 01:14:40,875
Hey, are you a Fremont Asian gangster?

1372
01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:43,250
Yes or no?

1373
01:14:43,917 --> 01:14:44,625
Come on, man.

1374
01:14:47,292 --> 01:14:47,417
Sure.

1375
01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:49,000
Yeah?

1376
01:14:49,542 --> 01:14:50,583
Wait, hold on.

1377
01:14:51,625 --> 01:14:52,458
Fremont Asian gangster.

1378
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:53,417
Oh, wait!

1379
01:14:54,125 --> 01:14:55,000
I see your bag!

1380
01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:56,708
(laughs)

1381
01:14:57,375 --> 01:14:58,500
Oh, that was good.

1382
01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:00,708
Oh, man.

1383
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,125
The one where you can kiss Maddie.

1384
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,417
You're gonna get me in trouble.

1385
01:15:06,417 --> 01:15:08,625
I got hella good, bruh.

1386
01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:09,333
Yeah, yeah.

1387
01:15:10,417 --> 01:15:11,625
(grunts)

1388
01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:13,083
Oh, what the fuck?

1389
01:15:14,292 --> 01:15:15,458
(grunts)

1390
01:15:16,208 --> 01:15:16,583
Lock shit!

1391
01:15:18,167 --> 01:15:20,708
(ominous music)

1392
01:15:45,667 --> 01:15:46,750
(ominous music) (speaking in foreign language)

1393
01:15:50,833 --> 01:15:51,375
You started it?

1394
01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:53,000
(speaking in foreign language)

1395
01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:55,833
Why the fuck are you taking his side?

1396
01:15:55,917 --> 01:15:57,083
(speaking in foreign language)

1397
01:15:58,208 --> 01:15:59,458
Why do you never listen to me?

1398
01:15:59,542 --> 01:16:00,250
I'm your son!

1399
01:16:02,083 --> 01:16:02,542
(speaking in foreign language)

1400
01:16:05,292 --> 01:16:06,458
Yeah, well maybe if Dad raised me,

1401
01:16:06,542 --> 01:16:07,417
I would've been a better son,

1402
01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:08,417
but no, I'm stuck with

1403
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:09,542
you and you can't do shit!

1404
01:16:11,583 --> 01:16:12,208
(speaking in foreign language)

1405
01:16:17,417 --> 01:16:19,167
Yeah, bullshit!

1406
01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,333
That's the one in Taiwan

1407
01:16:20,417 --> 01:16:21,333
making the fucking money!

1408
01:16:21,667 --> 01:16:28,625
(speaking in foreign language)

1409
01:16:31,083 --> 01:16:33,792
You know, I couldn't care

1410
01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:34,917
less whether you fucking leave

1411
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:35,500
because you're just a

1412
01:16:35,583 --> 01:16:36,333
fucking failed artist.

1413
01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:38,042
You're a stupid ass fucking drunk,

1414
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:39,292
now that I fucking care.

1415
01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:39,708
You're the next queen!

1416
01:16:39,792 --> 01:16:40,625
Oh, shut up!

1417
01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:41,750
Shut up!

1418
01:16:41,833 --> 01:16:42,958
I'm sorry I'm not fucking Max,

1419
01:16:43,042 --> 01:16:43,500
I'm sorry I'm not a

1420
01:16:43,583 --> 01:16:44,458
fucking bragging right

1421
01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,708
to your fucking friends!

1422
01:16:46,375 --> 01:16:47,792
I'm not the fucking embarrassment here,

1423
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:48,958
you're the fucking embarrassment.

1424
01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:51,000
I'm ashamed to be the fucking son!

1425
01:16:52,583 --> 01:16:56,458
(panting)

1426
01:16:56,542 --> 01:17:00,417
(door opening)

1427
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:07,500
(ominous music)

1428
01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:27,208
(dog barking)

1429
01:17:27,292 --> 01:17:31,375
(ominous music)

1430
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:52,000
(ominous music)

1431
01:18:19,333 --> 01:18:22,000
(ominous music)

1432
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:51,958
(ominous music)

1433
01:18:54,625 --> 01:20:07,125
(ominous music) (ominous music)

1434
01:20:08,375 --> 01:20:09,375
Are you ashamed of me?

1435
01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:12,167
Shama?

1436
01:20:15,583 --> 01:20:16,500
I ran away but you

1437
01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:17,625
didn't even look for me.

1438
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:41,417
(ominous music)

1439
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:45,208
(speaking in foreign language)

1440
01:21:07,542 --> 01:21:10,375
I just want to let you

1441
01:21:10,458 --> 01:21:12,375
know that I hate you.

1442
01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:24,792
Because of the (speaking in foreign language)

1443
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:26,333
I am so proud.

1444
01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:35,833
But sometime, it's a little hard.

1445
01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:46,625
Well then.

1446
01:24:00,792 --> 01:24:06,708
(soft music)

1447
01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:10,167
That's it.

1448
01:24:14,833 --> 01:24:15,083
Ready?

1449
01:24:16,042 --> 01:24:16,417
Smile.

1450
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:27,292
Tilt your head a little bit.

1451
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:28,875
Three, two, one.

1452
01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:34,167
(soft music)

1453
01:25:00,833 --> 01:25:04,208
(soft music)

1454
01:25:10,958 --> 01:25:11,167
Maddie?

1455
01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:14,250
Oh, hi.

1456
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:15,583
Hey.

1457
01:25:18,667 --> 01:25:19,083
What's up?

1458
01:25:20,417 --> 01:25:20,917
I'm not a munch.

1459
01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:27,333
Did you get a haircut?

1460
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:29,875
No.

1461
01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:32,125
Right.

1462
01:25:35,083 --> 01:25:39,750
I just came over here to say that I'm,

1463
01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:42,750
you know, sorry for not texting you back.

1464
01:25:44,458 --> 01:25:47,750
I was kind of like busy with like,

1465
01:25:48,667 --> 01:25:50,250
you know, family stuff and

1466
01:25:52,375 --> 01:25:54,750
back to school shopping and,

1467
01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:56,125
uh,

1468
01:25:57,875 --> 01:25:58,042
yeah,

1469
01:25:59,875 --> 01:26:00,583
you're a pretty cool person,

1470
01:26:00,667 --> 01:26:01,250
so I was just

1471
01:26:01,333 --> 01:26:03,292
wondering if you want to like,

1472
01:26:03,542 --> 01:26:05,500
hang out again, ever.

1473
01:26:10,667 --> 01:26:11,417
You, uh,

1474
01:26:12,708 --> 01:26:15,167
you punched my friend Josh in the face.

1475
01:26:18,583 --> 01:26:20,042
Yeah, yeah, I,

1476
01:26:22,667 --> 01:26:23,042
yeah.

1477
01:26:23,125 --> 01:26:25,000
Okay, well, later.

1478
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:40,958
(soft music)

1479
01:26:41,042 --> 01:26:42,333
(upbeat music)

1480
01:26:42,375 --> 01:26:42,417
(indistinct chatter)

1481
01:26:42,458 --> 01:26:52,667
(upbeat music)

1482
01:26:52,750 --> 01:26:53,333
(indistinct chatter)

1483
01:26:59,125 --> 01:27:01,333
Hi guys, welcome to Visual Arts Club.

1484
01:27:01,833 --> 01:27:03,083
Here, we're doing a mural,

1485
01:27:03,417 --> 01:27:04,708
some more analog photography,

1486
01:27:05,167 --> 01:27:06,625
and we just got into a

1487
01:27:06,708 --> 01:27:08,208
video for the cutest video.

1488
01:27:09,792 --> 01:27:10,625
(upbeat music)

1489
01:27:29,875 --> 01:27:32,250
(upbeat music)

1490
01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:46,917
Hi, lady.

1491
01:27:48,917 --> 01:27:49,458
Hi, hi.

1492
01:27:50,542 --> 01:27:52,125
(indistinct chatter)

1493
01:27:54,125 --> 01:27:56,292
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.

1494
01:28:23,542 --> 01:28:26,000
Hey, uh, signed up for a Visual Arts Club. Oh. Yeah. Did you
want a (soft music)

1495
01:28:53,583 --> 01:28:56,000
(soft music)

1496
01:29:23,542 --> 01:29:25,292
(soft music)