1 00:00:09,872 --> 00:00:12,519 Previously on Aussie Shore. 2 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,340 I'm coming single and leaving single. 3 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:15,600 I'm not here for a boyfriend. 4 00:00:15,789 --> 00:00:17,456 - Relationships suck. - 100%. 5 00:00:17,663 --> 00:00:19,876 I do like Roxy, but I'm in my fuckboy era. 6 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:22,460 I'm quite drawn to Con. I find him attractive. 7 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,439 If you go out and you see someone else, go for it. 8 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,699 Yeah. Same with you. 9 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,360 It's not just like you're locked in here. 10 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:29,999 You owe me a few orgasms now. 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,780 He's in debt. You don't want to be in debt with me. 12 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,499 Marto is my type to a tee. 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,440 Keelie, for me is my cup of tea. She's a ten out of ten. 14 00:00:38,577 --> 00:00:39,899 Yes! 15 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:42,339 It's coming on way too strong, way too fast. 16 00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:44,039 It's just gonna fucking crash and burn. 17 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,700 He's definitely someone, like, I could see myself... 18 00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:49,400 No, I'm not saying... I can't. 19 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,699 I just want us to be on the same vibe. 20 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:53,600 I don't want to feel like I'm in a fucking relationship here. 21 00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:55,119 Like, not gonna lie. 22 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:56,240 I'm fucking in trouble. 23 00:00:56,921 --> 00:00:58,812 Aussie Shore! 24 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:01,083 Brrr-eee! 25 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:08,348 ♪ You should worship me 26 00:01:12,889 --> 00:01:17,960 ♪ You should worship me 27 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:19,339 Welcome back! 28 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:25,063 It feels so good to be back in the Aussie Shore house. 29 00:01:25,180 --> 00:01:28,607 I'm about to make Gold Coast my bitch. 30 00:01:28,724 --> 00:01:31,762 I'm already getting shag pad action. 31 00:01:31,879 --> 00:01:33,999 So you snatched Taine up pretty quick. 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,658 I got him in the shag pad, and I got him on top of me 33 00:01:36,659 --> 00:01:39,219 in 2 to 3 minutes of him giving me the tour. 34 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:40,420 Do what you do best. 35 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,400 You see it and you're like, "Uh-huh. That's mine." 36 00:01:43,515 --> 00:01:45,623 Lust, love, romance. 37 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:48,019 One of those three is definitely in the air this summer. 38 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:50,640 You can feel it everywhere. I can smell it. 39 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,939 What's the plan? What's the goal? 40 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:54,640 Shag pad tonight, tomorrow? 41 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:57,280 I don't know. I'm gonna, I'm gonna play it how it goes. 42 00:01:57,366 --> 00:01:58,485 But, um, you know, you don't want to be 43 00:01:58,572 --> 00:01:59,749 a stage five clinger. It's day two. 44 00:01:59,835 --> 00:02:00,839 Mhm. 45 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,098 There's nothing wrong with being a stage five clinger. 46 00:02:03,099 --> 00:02:05,039 I think you're in the wrong room to say that. 47 00:02:13,598 --> 00:02:14,658 Fucking hell. 48 00:02:14,659 --> 00:02:17,919 - Last night was fucking wild. - Yeah. 49 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:22,359 Like, I knew the house parties were gonna be big, but, like, 50 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,659 I didn't realise they were gonna be that big. 51 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,759 We still ended up in here, but... 52 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:26,938 We ended up here, but... 53 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:30,199 ...our little schlong didn't do too much damage, unfortunately. 54 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:33,676 I can't believe I couldn't get fully hard. 55 00:02:33,677 --> 00:02:34,963 - Yeah. - I don't bullshit. 56 00:02:34,964 --> 00:02:36,539 I'm not gonna make him feel bad for it, 57 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:38,120 'cause I know it happens to everyone. 58 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:40,920 To be honest, it's made me even more keen. 59 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:43,659 I always move really fast in relationships 60 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:46,920 and history repeating itself all over again. 61 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,639 It's the fucking mo. 62 00:02:49,159 --> 00:02:50,740 We still had fun for a little bit. 63 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:54,980 Semi hard, semi hard, you know. 64 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:57,340 Fucking hell. 65 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,519 I definitely do want to seal the deal in here properly. 66 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:02,638 If this situation happens again 67 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,319 there's fucking... there's a definite issue, man. 68 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:09,919 Where's Marto? 69 00:03:10,646 --> 00:03:11,685 Tomarto? 70 00:03:11,686 --> 00:03:14,355 Marto's shagging Keelie. 71 00:03:14,459 --> 00:03:15,499 - Is he? - Hopefully. 72 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,979 You know he's gonna sack her off once he's done it, I reckon. 73 00:03:19,319 --> 00:03:20,939 You reckon it's like a one and done? 74 00:03:21,259 --> 00:03:23,378 I reckon. Or maybe not one and done 75 00:03:23,379 --> 00:03:24,799 because that would be fucking criminal. 76 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:27,099 But like he'll sack her off for sure. 77 00:03:27,339 --> 00:03:30,319 He's a fuck boy. Why can't anyone see it? 78 00:03:30,539 --> 00:03:31,839 I'm the only one that can see it. 79 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,560 Anyone that's got a moustache like that 80 00:03:33,939 --> 00:03:36,238 screams trouble and screams fuck boy. 81 00:03:36,239 --> 00:03:38,439 I'm excited to see what happens today, now. Fuck! 82 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,939 Oh. He kissed her on the forehead. 83 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,360 Now do it on her vagina. 84 00:03:54,065 --> 00:03:57,288 - Fucking sick tits, hey? - Go under. 85 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,400 OK. 86 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,639 Con and I haven't had sex yet. 87 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,120 Like, I've just given him a blowjob. 88 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,400 He's done nothing. 89 00:04:03,719 --> 00:04:04,719 Yeah, he's in debt. 90 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:05,960 Alright, go train. 91 00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:07,318 I'm waiting for a monster. 92 00:04:07,319 --> 00:04:08,639 We'll do cardio tonight together. 93 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,460 But I believe in second chances. 94 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,099 With a dick like that, I've just got to test it out, you know? 95 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,390 So how was everyone's night last night? 96 00:04:29,030 --> 00:04:30,069 Could have been better. 97 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,510 I think it could have been better for her as well. 98 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:35,949 Honestly, I never usually get whisky dick. 99 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:36,950 Could be the little man 100 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,810 trying to tell me something, that's for sure. 101 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:41,529 We give it another night, maybe root again, I don't know, 102 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:43,950 but I want to hang out with the boys and have fucking fun. 103 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:45,728 And I want to pick up other girls. 104 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:48,485 This experience isn't to fall in love. Fuck that. 105 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:51,449 The thing is as well, because there's no other girls around 106 00:04:51,450 --> 00:04:52,429 I'm interested, too. 107 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:55,010 - She's a placeholder then? - Pretty much. 108 00:04:57,949 --> 00:05:00,568 I've been in Marto's position so many times 109 00:05:00,569 --> 00:05:01,930 I know exactly what he's going through. 110 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:03,890 He doesn't fully want her, 111 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:06,989 but he wants to keep her on the side in case one day he does. 112 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:08,810 He's placeholding her. 113 00:05:10,047 --> 00:05:11,257 Bad as that sounds, but... 114 00:05:11,258 --> 00:05:12,288 It does sound bad, but it's the facts, bro. 115 00:05:12,289 --> 00:05:13,268 Yeah. 116 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:16,128 Here I was thinking Marto wasn't a fuckboy, 117 00:05:16,129 --> 00:05:19,469 but a comment saying that Keelie is just a placeholder. 118 00:05:19,669 --> 00:05:20,949 It's giving fuckboy energy. 119 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:33,764 - Wait, what the fuck?! - Bonjour! 120 00:05:33,865 --> 00:05:34,938 That's kind of fun. 121 00:05:35,039 --> 00:05:36,919 I'm gonna wear the suit with no shirt. 122 00:05:37,399 --> 00:05:38,719 You are a stylish cunt. 123 00:05:40,804 --> 00:05:42,824 - Ooh. Sorry. - Fucking... 124 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:46,210 How was your chat with the boys? 125 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:47,888 It was good. 126 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:48,889 Should we sit down in the sun? 127 00:05:49,129 --> 00:05:50,149 Yeah. Let's sit down in the sun. 128 00:05:50,490 --> 00:05:52,149 I've been quiet the last few days, 129 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:54,707 but Manaaki's ready to get back in the kitchen. 130 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:55,970 I'm ready to stir the pot. 131 00:05:56,670 --> 00:05:57,949 Why do I feel like you've got some tea? 132 00:05:58,329 --> 00:05:59,329 No, I don't. 133 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:02,511 Why does everyone think I've got tea? I'm just a nice guy. 134 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:03,629 Because it's... you always have tea. 135 00:06:04,009 --> 00:06:06,689 I know Manaaki, and he's fucking gonna stir the pot. 136 00:06:06,808 --> 00:06:08,240 It's his fucking face. 137 00:06:08,359 --> 00:06:10,069 And when you know the face, you know the face. 138 00:06:10,189 --> 00:06:12,249 And it's the... 139 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,068 And when you see that face, 140 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:15,529 sometimes I either have to abort 141 00:06:15,830 --> 00:06:19,150 or sometimes I'm like, fuck yeah. 142 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:21,990 Marto had said that you were a placeholder. 143 00:06:23,329 --> 00:06:25,750 But like, what it is, is it's Cal. 144 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:28,769 Cal had popped that idea into his head 145 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:30,830 and pretty much was like. "So she..." And then he said, 146 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:32,169 "She's a placeholder." 147 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:34,970 So he was, it was more like he was repeating what Cal had said. 148 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:37,189 - Do you get what I mean? - Like agreed with him. 149 00:06:37,550 --> 00:06:39,589 Well, he said it. It came out word for word from his mouth. 150 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:40,730 I'm fucking fuming. 151 00:06:41,629 --> 00:06:44,250 We have sex and then I'm apparently a placeholder. 152 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:46,629 Like, am I a fucking piece of meat? 153 00:06:47,629 --> 00:06:50,170 I'm not a fucking placeholder kind of girl. 154 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:51,670 I know who I fucking am. 155 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:52,988 - I know what I want. - I agree 156 00:06:52,989 --> 00:06:54,929 I'm not a placeholder. Like at all. 157 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:56,070 I wouldn't stand for that normally. 158 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:57,990 Like I'm not gonna fucking stand for that for him. 159 00:06:58,149 --> 00:07:02,909 Keelie has every fucking right to be pissed off. 160 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:06,329 How the fuck would you like to be called a placeholder? 161 00:07:06,829 --> 00:07:08,089 Like, that's pretty insulting. 162 00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:09,609 Marto shouldn't have said that. 163 00:07:09,610 --> 00:07:14,930 But I also think Cal maybe is putting his thoughts 164 00:07:15,789 --> 00:07:17,148 onto other people. He's done it, like... 165 00:07:17,149 --> 00:07:18,730 Tell him he should have his own fucking opinion. 166 00:07:19,110 --> 00:07:20,689 No one should be a fucking placeholder. 167 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:24,490 It's just like a nasty comment to make about someone. 168 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:26,109 But yeah, 169 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:29,210 just thought you should know but, like, it is what it is. 170 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,659 - Are you OK? - Not really. 171 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:34,658 What happened? 172 00:07:34,659 --> 00:07:36,080 Marto said I'm a placeholder. 173 00:07:36,979 --> 00:07:37,979 - Really? - Mhm. 174 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,000 - After last night. - Today he said that? 175 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:43,220 Yeah. 176 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,740 I don't think that's something Marto would say. 177 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:48,500 Before we have alcohol, let's talk. 178 00:07:48,630 --> 00:07:50,504 Off you go. Go go. 179 00:07:50,634 --> 00:07:52,248 You want a mediator? 180 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:53,440 Yeah, they'll need it probably. 181 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,560 Tomarto, good luck. You're gonna fucking need it. 182 00:07:58,899 --> 00:08:01,779 Wait. Can we just sit down first, please? 183 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:03,758 Relax. Fucking hell. What have I even done, mate? 184 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:05,959 Today I've been the puppet master, 185 00:08:06,939 --> 00:08:09,438 and now this is about to get fucking crazy. 186 00:08:09,439 --> 00:08:11,418 Manaaki comes up to me and says, 187 00:08:11,419 --> 00:08:13,020 "Hey, I really want you to know this. 188 00:08:13,379 --> 00:08:14,759 "Callum made a comment saying..." 189 00:08:14,854 --> 00:08:16,882 - Oh, Manaaki's a... - "..is Keelie a placeholder?" 190 00:08:16,977 --> 00:08:19,323 And you said, "Yeah, Keelie's a placeholder." 191 00:08:19,419 --> 00:08:20,798 What does placeholder mean, like? 192 00:08:20,799 --> 00:08:21,799 You're waiting for someone better. 193 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,880 To be honest, I actually do not remember. 194 00:08:24,979 --> 00:08:26,379 Did you say I'm a placeholder? 195 00:08:28,229 --> 00:08:29,778 - No, I don't even... - Look at me in the eyes. 196 00:08:29,879 --> 00:08:32,599 I swear on my mum's fucking life I did not say that. 197 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,078 - So where has that come from? - No idea. Ask Callum. 198 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,138 He's the one who said it. 199 00:08:36,139 --> 00:08:38,158 There are a lot of people voicing their opinions 200 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,918 about myself and Keelie's situation, 201 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:43,099 and it's starting to really bother me. 202 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,860 Pinky promise me you didn't call me a placeholder. 203 00:08:45,199 --> 00:08:46,318 I swear I didn't say... 204 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:47,919 I never would use the word 'placeholder'. 205 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:49,819 So the word 'placeholder' was never used? 206 00:08:50,039 --> 00:08:53,219 I don't know, I don't recall this conversation, 207 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:55,319 - for the seventh time. - Why are you getting...? 208 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:56,599 Because you keep asking me when I said no five times. 209 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,874 I'm just double checking. 210 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,403 Well, triple check. Do you think I'm gonna say it? 211 00:08:59,404 --> 00:09:00,932 I'm calm. Can you please match my energy? 212 00:09:00,933 --> 00:09:02,161 No, 'cause it's so anno... I hate this drama. 213 00:09:02,162 --> 00:09:03,199 Can you please match my energy? 214 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,600 Every day we have drama. This is why I'm not enjoying it. 215 00:09:06,693 --> 00:09:08,058 I'm sorry. Manaaki's going to come up to me 216 00:09:08,151 --> 00:09:09,733 and tell me I'm a placeholder the day after we have sex. 217 00:09:09,826 --> 00:09:10,911 I heard you seven times. 218 00:09:11,004 --> 00:09:12,401 - What do you want me to do? - I've heard you eight times. 219 00:09:12,494 --> 00:09:14,417 - I've heard you nine times. - You're acting like I shouldn't 220 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:15,813 - be mad at this. - I'm not saying that. 221 00:09:15,906 --> 00:09:17,396 I literally just said, talk to anyone you want. It's fine. 222 00:09:17,489 --> 00:09:18,605 Personally, I'm feeling 223 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,578 like I'm always in the wrong 224 00:09:20,579 --> 00:09:22,019 because of what she's saying. 225 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,159 And I know I'm not. 226 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,328 Like, why would I say that in front of everyone? 227 00:09:25,329 --> 00:09:27,339 You just said, "I've heard you seven times." 228 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:30,192 You sound like a fucking prick when you say shit like that. 229 00:09:30,193 --> 00:09:31,755 Right. I'm done with this convo. You ask them. 230 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:32,944 You're a fucking cunt. 231 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:37,330 Fucking hell. 232 00:09:38,889 --> 00:09:41,549 Absolute joke. There's no chance we're actually... 233 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:43,490 I've seen your true fucking colours now. 234 00:09:44,769 --> 00:09:46,450 He's a fucking prick. 235 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:47,229 Manaaki, what... 236 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:50,102 ...what did you say about me and Cal 237 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:51,522 on the placeholder? Because she said it was you. 238 00:09:51,610 --> 00:09:54,049 We were all in the gym together, and Cal had said to you, 239 00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:55,609 "So you think Keel's a placeholder?" 240 00:09:55,610 --> 00:09:58,310 And you said back to him, "Yes, Keelie's a placeholder." 241 00:09:58,426 --> 00:10:01,453 These newbies don't know how Manaaki moves, 242 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:02,690 so he'll just come in, 243 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:03,949 sprinkle a bit of chaos 244 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:05,710 on the steak, then fuck off. 245 00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:07,230 Don't use the word 'placeholder'. 246 00:10:07,450 --> 00:10:09,370 Don't interject into people's relationships. 247 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:11,169 You're the fucking last one to talk 248 00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:12,630 about interjecting into people's relationships. 249 00:10:12,844 --> 00:10:14,107 - OK. OK. - Did you say 'placeholder'? 250 00:10:14,108 --> 00:10:15,169 You need to calm the fuck down. 251 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,268 Why are you standing up? 252 00:10:16,269 --> 00:10:18,450 'Cause I can hear you chirping. Did you say 'placeholder'? 253 00:10:19,449 --> 00:10:20,009 What? 254 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,370 "What?" Did you not hear me? 255 00:10:21,509 --> 00:10:23,268 When someone fucking yells at my Manaaki, 256 00:10:23,269 --> 00:10:24,669 I'm gonna fucking yell at you. 257 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:25,689 I don't care who you are. 258 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:26,950 I'm fucking coming in for the attack! 259 00:10:27,070 --> 00:10:28,070 Did you say it? Did you say it? 260 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:30,089 Watch your fucking tone? 261 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:31,350 - Why can't you say yes or no? - Shut up! 262 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:32,990 Don't you fucking tell her to watch her tone. 263 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:34,909 Don't tell her to fucking watch her tone 264 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:36,530 when you're the one fucking yelling at her. 265 00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:39,289 I can't get too frustrated 266 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,329 because I probably did say the fucking words, 267 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,474 and I probably did convince 268 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,596 Monarto she is a placeholder 269 00:10:44,729 --> 00:10:45,469 'cause I want my boy 270 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:46,530 to be wingmanning me tonight. 271 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:48,070 Then answer the question, babe. 272 00:10:48,289 --> 00:10:49,949 I don't know what you're saying 'cause you're fucking yelling 273 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:50,892 from across the pool. 274 00:10:50,893 --> 00:10:52,025 I've said, did you say...? 275 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,508 If you want a conversation, have a conversation. 276 00:10:53,509 --> 00:10:54,528 Calm down. Stop getting aggressive at her. 277 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,591 Fuck off! Stupid, bro. 278 00:10:55,592 --> 00:10:56,949 Brother, stop getting aggressive 'cause you 279 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,810 can't be fucking talking to her like that. 280 00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:01,050 I... You're the one... What do you say...? 281 00:11:01,152 --> 00:11:02,420 - Shut up, Manaaki! - You're literally piping up 282 00:11:02,523 --> 00:11:03,962 - and yelling at a fucking girl. - I don't... 283 00:11:04,065 --> 00:11:05,162 She started yelling... 284 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,567 Pipe down a fucking few levels. 285 00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:07,670 Why are you fucking defending her? 286 00:11:07,764 --> 00:11:09,363 Pipe down. Because she's my best fucking friend. 287 00:11:09,457 --> 00:11:10,837 Oh, inject again. Inject again. Do what you do best. 288 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,029 - Do it again. - You're the fucking 289 00:11:12,123 --> 00:11:13,315 last one to talk about injecting. 290 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:15,769 Aussie Shore Court is in full session, 291 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:17,869 and I'm seeing Manaaki and Lexie 292 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,370 scream at fucking Callum over here. 293 00:11:19,769 --> 00:11:20,849 He's screaming back and forth. 294 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:21,929 For once, it's not me. 295 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:22,689 I should have kicked back 296 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:23,929 and watched. It's fucking mad. 297 00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:25,129 Did you say 'placeholder'? 298 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:26,530 Can't remember saying it, 299 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:28,799 but I do say it a lot, so it's likely that I have said it. 300 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,929 Well, what I'm getting the gist of today 301 00:11:29,930 --> 00:11:31,350 is you forget a lot. 302 00:11:31,789 --> 00:11:33,050 Marto says he didn't say it. 303 00:11:33,206 --> 00:11:35,132 Manaaki says he did say it. 304 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:36,289 Callum's not sure, 305 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,169 but he says he uses 306 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:38,350 the word 'placeholder' a lot. 307 00:11:38,629 --> 00:11:39,992 What the fuck am I supposed to believe? 308 00:11:39,993 --> 00:11:41,693 Another day. Straight up, do you think she's a placeholder? 309 00:11:41,694 --> 00:11:42,809 - No. - No, I don't. 310 00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:43,830 Do you think you're a placeholder? No. 311 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,849 Then shut the fuck up, get the fuck over it, 312 00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:47,530 and it's sorted, 'cause you're fucking over-dramatising. 313 00:11:50,319 --> 00:11:52,819 - I'm ready for some tequila. - Yeah, same. 314 00:11:57,848 --> 00:11:59,321 ♪ Ready, set, here we go 315 00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:01,787 ♪ Got to get, get wild Might lose control 316 00:12:01,883 --> 00:12:03,100 ♪ You can bet high or low 317 00:12:03,196 --> 00:12:05,662 ♪ Never gonna take it over Let's go! ♪ 318 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,000 After all the drama, 319 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:08,740 the chaos, the fighting, 320 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,699 I'm so keen 321 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:11,860 to get fucking loose. 322 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:17,310 I woke up this morning, and I'm like, 323 00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:20,238 I need 'Jaeda last summer' energy. 324 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,169 Oh, fuck, yeah. 325 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:23,969 - I need that energy. - I was an absolute animal. 326 00:12:24,729 --> 00:12:27,630 Last summer, I dominated the slut hut and the shag pad, 327 00:12:28,089 --> 00:12:29,409 so I think it's time for round two. 328 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,648 I'm a peacock. 329 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:31,649 You got to let me fly. 330 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,665 - So cute in purple. - Yeah, purple is your colour. 331 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:34,826 Giving sexy. 332 00:12:34,929 --> 00:12:36,649 It's giving you're not here to fuck around. 333 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:37,750 Thank you. 334 00:12:37,866 --> 00:12:39,532 Think you'll be in the shag pad tonight? 335 00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:41,149 Yeah, I'm gonna do my absolute best. 336 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,429 I just wanna fuck Con. He's got to redeem himself. 337 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,489 I told him I'm gonna come 338 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,969 and collect orgasms from him, so... 339 00:12:47,649 --> 00:12:49,649 And if things go my way, tonight's the night. 340 00:12:49,829 --> 00:12:51,910 Let's just put aside all our differences, 341 00:12:52,490 --> 00:12:53,490 all of our arguments, 342 00:12:53,929 --> 00:12:55,769 and just absolutely fucking send it tonight. 343 00:12:58,786 --> 00:13:01,405 Alright, guys, let's go to the fucking club! 344 00:13:03,694 --> 00:13:06,380 ♪ I love to tease you... 345 00:13:07,409 --> 00:13:09,409 - Woo! Yeah! - The girls are on! 346 00:13:11,398 --> 00:13:12,464 ♪ I got a secret 347 00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,739 ♪ Inside your mind... 348 00:13:17,332 --> 00:13:20,922 We're here! Woo! 349 00:13:24,049 --> 00:13:26,289 We're mega sluts, and we love it. 350 00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:29,169 We are heading to Bedroom for the first time. 351 00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:31,989 So, surfers, you'd better watch out 352 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,409 because this shit 353 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:34,849 is about to get naughty. 354 00:13:35,429 --> 00:13:36,513 Let's go! 355 00:13:39,799 --> 00:13:42,699 My first night out, and I'm so excited! 356 00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:44,179 Fuck, yeah, baby! 357 00:13:45,579 --> 00:13:49,269 The fact it's called Bedroom, like, mmm! 358 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:50,270 Get me in there! 359 00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:59,830 Here's to a fucking good night. 360 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:04,309 I have been to a club with a bed 361 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,349 in the middle of the place, 362 00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:06,690 and it was called a strip club. 363 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:08,690 But not like this. 364 00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,329 My biggest accomplishments 365 00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:19,190 are all done in the fucking bedroom. 366 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:30,249 Literally, Marto can't even do anything 367 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,449 without Keelie's eyeballs... 368 00:14:31,552 --> 00:14:33,375 Do it! Yeah! 369 00:14:33,479 --> 00:14:35,166 Group kiss! 370 00:14:36,405 --> 00:14:37,885 Right then. 371 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,020 Con and I are just so charged up. 372 00:14:47,114 --> 00:14:48,126 We're running around there 373 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,548 like Energizer bunnies. 374 00:14:58,050 --> 00:14:59,890 From the start of this summer, 375 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,250 I'm putting myself first. 376 00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:04,108 And tonight, I'm gonna have 377 00:15:04,109 --> 00:15:05,109 my fuckboy summer. 378 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,688 ♪ Yeah Tell me who gon' stop me... ♪ 379 00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,330 I don't play around when I'm in the clubs. 380 00:15:10,331 --> 00:15:11,452 It didn't take me long 381 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,984 to spot a hot surfer 382 00:15:12,985 --> 00:15:13,996 Gold Coast boy. 383 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,036 He's hot. 384 00:15:15,037 --> 00:15:16,678 ♪ Three on three, we copy... 385 00:15:16,679 --> 00:15:22,759 At this point, I just really want to fuck Nate 386 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,019 on this bed right now, in front 387 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,520 of everyone in the club. 388 00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:26,927 ♪ And you know it's bogus... 389 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,549 There is something in the air. 390 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:30,540 The house is fucking horny tonight. 391 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:31,959 Everyone's hooking up 392 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:33,679 with someone. Like, who isn't 393 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,680 hooking up with someone? 394 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,560 I recognise this bird. 395 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,400 She's a fucking porn star. 396 00:16:01,779 --> 00:16:02,778 Was he fazed? 397 00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:03,719 Absolutely not. 398 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,300 Was he more toey? Fuck, yes! 399 00:16:12,654 --> 00:16:13,709 I don't know what the fuck 400 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,220 Con is thinking right now, 401 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:16,529 but he looks like an absolute 402 00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:17,479 fucking dickhead. 403 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,359 He's throwing me in the bin for this girl 404 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,680 who he doesn't fucking know. 405 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,260 She's not as pretty as me, 406 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,400 let's be honest. 407 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,840 First two summers, I put everyone else before me. 408 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,279 And now, when I'm finally 409 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,280 putting Con first, 410 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:31,299 I mean, shit's working out 411 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,300 pretty well, isn't it? 412 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,649 All of a sudden, one person, 413 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:39,089 two person... ten people! 414 00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:40,549 What am I looking at? 415 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,155 Yes! 416 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,953 There's no dialogue. 417 00:16:49,059 --> 00:16:51,779 It's fucking all happening all at once. 418 00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,519 Honestly, I haven't seen 419 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:56,120 anything like this in my life. 420 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,080 Think I'm in a little bit of shock. 421 00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:03,970 Catia's kissing, left, right, centre, up, down - everyone! 422 00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:06,690 Connor's having two bitches bouncing on him. 423 00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:08,670 Lexie's getting her toes sucked. 424 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:10,608 It's like an open porno, 425 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:11,989 viewed for everyone's 426 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,789 viewing pleasure and mine 427 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:14,790 'cause I was watching too. 428 00:17:16,348 --> 00:17:18,068 This night is getting fucking crazy. 429 00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:19,068 It's like Pass the Parcel. 430 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:20,149 Like, "Kiss her. You. 431 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:22,069 "Your turn. Kiss her. Your turn" 432 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,270 I mean, got to go hard or go home, right? 433 00:17:30,535 --> 00:17:31,848 Getting suffocated, bro. 434 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,014 What is happening? 435 00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:34,298 Fucking hell! 436 00:17:34,299 --> 00:17:36,898 Get me off! 437 00:17:37,008 --> 00:17:40,712 I have never seen Aussie Shore as wild as this. 438 00:17:40,822 --> 00:17:42,802 That felt like one big bowl 439 00:17:42,912 --> 00:17:44,049 of fucking sex-ghetti 440 00:17:44,159 --> 00:17:45,519 'cause we were all just intertwined. 441 00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:50,819 I don't normally eat vagina in the club, 442 00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:51,981 but, like, when the girls 443 00:17:51,982 --> 00:17:54,245 are just throwing their crumpet at me, 444 00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,542 of course I'm gonna fucking 445 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,239 butter it up. 446 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,300 It's fucking wild. 447 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,799 I'll be surprised if someone doesn't catch 448 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,540 syphilis or chlamydia or something. 449 00:18:10,619 --> 00:18:13,079 Think it's any guy's dream to fuck a porn star. 450 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,818 I feel like the ball is definitely rolling 451 00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:16,200 and I don't want to stop the motion. 452 00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:17,572 I don't know about you, 453 00:18:17,678 --> 00:18:20,528 but I feel like we should take this party back home. 454 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,138 I'm so keen to just get Nate into the shag pad, 455 00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:33,600 because I just feel like 456 00:18:34,038 --> 00:18:35,106 I need to christen it. 457 00:18:35,107 --> 00:18:36,670 Honestly, that was 458 00:18:36,671 --> 00:18:38,079 the best night ever. 459 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,079 Honestly, I think 460 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,059 we're all in shock with 461 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:43,399 what we all just experienced. 462 00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:47,451 Yes, we love the Gold Coast! 463 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,619 So that was the most fucked up night out 464 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:57,640 in the Aussie Shore house. 465 00:18:57,759 --> 00:18:58,999 Ever! 466 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,540 Cal was all eating her pussy on the bed 467 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,258 and I couldn't stop watching. 468 00:19:03,259 --> 00:19:06,859 He came to kiss me, I'm like, "Bro, you taste like punani!" 469 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:09,919 Con, what happened with you and Roxy? 470 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,059 Shut up. I'm just trying to enjoy the moment. Shut up! 471 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:20,089 I'm throwing myself at him and he picks her over me. 472 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:21,948 That just does not make sense to me. 473 00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:23,289 She was a downgrade, like, 474 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:24,448 what the fuck is Con thinking? 475 00:19:24,449 --> 00:19:26,308 He drove a Ferrari to the club 476 00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:27,749 and then took a Nissan home. 477 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,688 Sucking dick isn't even my fucking talent, 478 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:30,729 and he loved that. 479 00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:32,350 - Like, why are you...? - What are you doing? 480 00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:34,089 How fucking rude of you 481 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,630 to have had your dick in my mouth yesterday. 482 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,068 Con probably couldn't even give me an orgasm. 483 00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:40,269 Maybe that's why he's avoiding it. 484 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,549 I'm so hungry. 485 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,003 Food! Food! 486 00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:52,369 Fucking hungry. This is mental. 487 00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:53,910 Get in me, son. 488 00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,459 Give her a tour, Con. 489 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:02,040 A tour? I just need to know where a bed is. 490 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,280 - My bed? - Yeah. 491 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,840 My perspective on Con has changed completely. 492 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 I thought he was a nice guy, 493 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,399 but he's a fucking arsehole. 494 00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:10,431 There's no loyalties in his house. 495 00:20:10,548 --> 00:20:11,994 Me and Roxy clearly said 496 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,261 that we're friends, no jealousy. 497 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,559 If you want to go get with guys, 498 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,464 go get with guys. 499 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,203 Manaaki's not in the shag pad yet, hey? 500 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:23,931 Manaaki, you snooze, 501 00:20:24,037 --> 00:20:25,922 you fucking lose. 502 00:20:26,029 --> 00:20:27,781 Why? Have you not been hooking up with people? 503 00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:28,755 No. 504 00:20:28,756 --> 00:20:31,030 So you've just been wasting time in the shag pad, huh? 505 00:20:31,269 --> 00:20:32,269 Pretty much. 506 00:20:34,949 --> 00:20:36,029 We'll be back. 507 00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:39,268 Oh, it's taken. Con's already in there. 508 00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:40,308 Occupied. 509 00:20:40,309 --> 00:20:43,529 Con, the sly dog, goes and takes the fucking shag pad. 510 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,604 I'm fucking on his bed. 511 00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,549 Con is a clean freak, 512 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:50,329 so I know he's gonna hate me 513 00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,690 doing anything in his bed. 514 00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:03,460 The crib is fucking busy tonight. 515 00:21:04,319 --> 00:21:06,139 We are fully occupied. 516 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,888 At first, I thought someone was really hurt. 517 00:21:15,889 --> 00:21:17,690 I thought Leilani was crying. 518 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,730 I thought Con had stubbed his toe. 519 00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:42,409 I'm fucking livid. 520 00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:43,730 I feel disrespected, 521 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,169 used, angry - 522 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:46,969 every fucking emotion possible 523 00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:48,810 that's not good, I feel that. 524 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,629 He's gonna be smelling that 525 00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:00,630 for the next few days. 526 00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:05,930 If I made a porn star come... 527 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:08,710 Like, I mean, that's a pretty good rap sheet. 528 00:22:08,802 --> 00:22:10,619 I'm gonna put that shit on my fucking resume. 529 00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:12,777 Hey! 530 00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:14,189 Oh, you guys are out. 531 00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:14,929 How was...? 532 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:16,590 - Did he finish? - Yeah. 533 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,930 Why don't you ask if she finished, too? 534 00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:19,270 - Did you finish? - Yeah. 535 00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:20,730 He's got really good hands. 536 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,930 She is a porn star. She fakes orgasms for a living. 537 00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:26,529 So, I don't know if Con actually made her cum. 538 00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:29,029 She's not gonna tell the boys honestly. 539 00:22:29,370 --> 00:22:32,907 "Oh, I came," but is that actually the truth? God knows. 540 00:22:32,908 --> 00:22:33,913 Manaaki. 541 00:22:35,450 --> 00:22:36,810 - Did you fuck on my bed? - Yeah. 542 00:22:37,549 --> 00:22:40,329 You're sleeping in that bed tonight. You came in it. 543 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:42,690 I don't know why Con's got his chest out. 544 00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:44,182 You fucked a hot girl. 545 00:22:44,289 --> 00:22:45,450 You're not the man of the house. 546 00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:46,669 Calm down, brother. 547 00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:47,670 - See you later. - Bye. 548 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,740 - See you. - Ciao. 549 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,960 - Bye! - Nice to meet you. 550 00:22:56,097 --> 00:22:58,022 - Thanks for being a guest. - Bye. 551 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,160 - I'll see you soon, hey? - Yeah. 552 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,339 - I'll see you soon. - I know. 553 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:02,359 You have to have a threesome now. 554 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,359 100%. 555 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,780 I think, overall, 556 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,660 this is the best night of my life. 557 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,120 That shit was nothing short of a fucking movie. 558 00:23:13,979 --> 00:23:16,698 ♪ So done waiting on you... 559 00:23:18,228 --> 00:23:20,573 ♪ So I will stay, stay, stay 560 00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:23,122 ♪ If you don't go 561 00:23:23,224 --> 00:23:27,812 ♪ We you can lay, lay, lay here till dawn 562 00:23:27,914 --> 00:23:31,414 ♪ I would weigh that case for you 563 00:23:31,516 --> 00:23:34,371 ♪ It's true 564 00:23:34,473 --> 00:23:37,057 ♪ Do it all for you. 565 00:23:37,159 --> 00:23:41,000 Last night was the fucking best night in history. 566 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,840 It was a porno. 567 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,960 My favourite fucking porno. 568 00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:47,869 Con fucked. 569 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:50,460 I almost feel like Con needs a new introduction, 570 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,160 he's that fucking different this summer. 571 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,459 Con's usually Mr Family Guy. 572 00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:55,680 Now he's Mr Fuckboy. 573 00:23:56,039 --> 00:23:58,479 If he just showed, like, 5% more interest in me, 574 00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,640 that could have been us last night. 575 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,779 - Yeah. - You look like a dumb fuck. 576 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,620 Put your chest back in, mate. 577 00:24:04,060 --> 00:24:05,060 It's this. 578 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,538 The Conor McGregor walk. 579 00:24:07,539 --> 00:24:09,480 The butt. It's like... 580 00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,029 - It's like... - The booty. 581 00:24:15,170 --> 00:24:17,210 This is a teenage dream to fuck a porn star, 582 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:18,990 and I finally did it. 583 00:24:21,110 --> 00:24:23,310 Bro, if I get a professional porn star, 584 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:24,670 it's kind of a dream. 585 00:24:26,529 --> 00:24:27,529 Absolutely. 586 00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:30,062 How was the sex, bro? 587 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:31,970 It feels like one of the most wild nights. 588 00:24:32,829 --> 00:24:35,150 I want to relive that again tonight. 589 00:24:35,589 --> 00:24:36,890 Yeah, I want to relive that every night. 590 00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:41,249 Roxy was not happy last night, bro, when we got back. 591 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,250 Oh, yeah. 592 00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:44,710 Con's gone from being this soft, 593 00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:46,889 emotional family guy 594 00:24:46,890 --> 00:24:48,869 to this dirty little fucking slut. 595 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:49,929 I'm loving it 596 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:51,989 because he's giving me the entertainment that I need. 597 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,169 She was just a bit off it 598 00:24:53,170 --> 00:24:55,209 that you've pulled her home 599 00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:56,210 when you could have had her. 600 00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:57,529 This is my fuckboy summer, 601 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,070 and I'm leaving no pussy dry. 602 00:25:02,275 --> 00:25:04,742 ♪ Hustle all day, party all night 603 00:25:04,847 --> 00:25:07,243 ♪ If I'm gonna do it, yeah, I'm gonna do it right. ♪ 604 00:25:07,349 --> 00:25:09,829 Meet her the same way that Con met me. 605 00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:11,649 I found that really helpful. 606 00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:13,130 - Like when I... - Good morning. 607 00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:17,179 - Morning. - When I was like, um... 608 00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:19,430 Me and Roxy clearly said that we're friends, 609 00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:20,710 no jealousy. 610 00:25:20,889 --> 00:25:21,889 So if there is any jealousy, 611 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,169 it sounds a bit like a you problem. 612 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:33,449 I want us to talk now and sort out... whatever. 613 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:34,149 Yeah, yeah. 614 00:25:34,150 --> 00:25:35,289 Can you read lips? 615 00:25:35,495 --> 00:25:38,802 I can read vibes. 616 00:25:39,010 --> 00:25:40,010 I'm gonna apologise. 617 00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:41,849 I'm gonna be the bigger person. 618 00:25:41,850 --> 00:25:43,689 Because I do believe 619 00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:44,990 Marto you didn't call me a placeholder. 620 00:25:45,470 --> 00:25:46,930 Am I being naive with that? 621 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:50,470 I don't know, but it takes a lot for me to like someone. 622 00:25:50,730 --> 00:25:52,530 So when I find that potential, 623 00:25:52,990 --> 00:25:55,430 I really, really fucking, like, cling to it. 624 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:56,829 I owe you an apology. 625 00:25:57,210 --> 00:25:59,249 I'm really sorry for calling you the C-bomb. 626 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,670 That's not like me. 627 00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:05,689 I honestly think we need to just chill 628 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:06,950 as mates for a couple days. 629 00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:09,890 I feel like we just need a bit of time apart. 630 00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:12,810 These heated arguments and escalations keep happening. 631 00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:15,810 It doesn't feel healthy or exactly what I'm wanting. 632 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:19,289 So just to clarify - no sex during this mates period. 633 00:26:21,609 --> 00:26:24,250 That's kind of the point of fucking having space. 634 00:26:24,570 --> 00:26:26,389 If we keep trying to fix this 635 00:26:26,390 --> 00:26:29,530 while we're in this sexual or whatever tension, 636 00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:31,290 it just falls back into the same pattern. 637 00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:33,329 So, mates, so I can't touch you, I can't kiss you, 638 00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:34,430 I can't... We're not fucking. 639 00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:39,649 Keelie's, like, the type of girl 640 00:26:39,650 --> 00:26:40,909 that you tell her you can't have it 641 00:26:40,910 --> 00:26:41,910 and she wants it more. 642 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:43,270 Tell her it's over 643 00:26:43,389 --> 00:26:44,910 and she thinks youse are fucking married. 644 00:26:45,589 --> 00:26:46,690 Just to... I just want to clarify. 645 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:50,250 What's the point of a break if we're still gonna be fucking? 646 00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:51,430 It's not... 647 00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:53,290 It's not gonna solve anything. 648 00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:54,529 I love to fuck, 649 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,470 but I just don't think it's gonna solve anything. 650 00:26:56,670 --> 00:26:59,189 You're gonna instantly get attached again and then... 651 00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:01,349 - Me? - You're definitely attached. 652 00:27:03,309 --> 00:27:04,848 Because you're the only person I'm interested in. 653 00:27:04,849 --> 00:27:07,210 Same here though. But I don't have feelings yet. 654 00:27:07,369 --> 00:27:09,930 Like, I probably would if we weren't clashing all the time. 655 00:27:10,089 --> 00:27:13,049 Having sex with Keelie. I know she's gonna get feelings. 656 00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:14,050 I can see it already. 657 00:27:14,429 --> 00:27:16,830 And that's what's kind of worrying me. 658 00:27:17,230 --> 00:27:18,690 Do I get birthday sex on Friday? 659 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,050 You have to see. 660 00:27:25,299 --> 00:27:26,766 Give me a hug. 661 00:27:31,849 --> 00:27:34,629 Peace, love and tranquillity. It's a beautiful thing. 662 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,810 Yeah, birthday sex! 663 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:38,689 Yay! 664 00:27:39,630 --> 00:27:40,648 Oh. 665 00:27:40,649 --> 00:27:42,429 I'm no relationship psychologist, 666 00:27:42,789 --> 00:27:44,369 but I know when things ain't adding up. 667 00:27:44,549 --> 00:27:46,269 Oh, today is going to be a good day. I just know it. 668 00:27:47,389 --> 00:27:49,709 We have come to the consensus... 669 00:27:50,029 --> 00:27:51,028 Yeah. 670 00:27:51,029 --> 00:27:53,250 ...birthday sex in the Aussie Shore house 671 00:27:53,709 --> 00:27:54,990 with the hottest guy ever. 672 00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:56,709 Best birthday ever. 673 00:27:57,488 --> 00:27:59,189 - Did you hear that? - Yeah. 674 00:27:59,295 --> 00:28:03,489 She's asking to have sex still and I'm like, no, bro. 675 00:28:04,769 --> 00:28:06,089 We need this break. 676 00:28:07,069 --> 00:28:08,588 She just really isn't understanding 677 00:28:08,589 --> 00:28:10,268 the conversations we have, I think. 678 00:28:10,269 --> 00:28:12,069 Stage five clinger and she's not even your missus. 679 00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:13,490 Oh, more than that, man. 680 00:28:13,649 --> 00:28:15,049 She's six, seven clinger today. 681 00:28:15,309 --> 00:28:17,750 Girl and boy logic guaranteed foolproof plan. 682 00:28:18,009 --> 00:28:19,649 If Keelie pulls away a little bit, 683 00:28:19,909 --> 00:28:21,629 Marto will go running to her. 684 00:28:21,990 --> 00:28:24,089 Boys always want what they can't fucking have. 685 00:28:24,195 --> 00:28:26,331 Woo! Let's go to the beach. Let's go to the beach. 686 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,966 - Let's go to the beach. - Get away! 687 00:28:30,106 --> 00:28:31,922 Look, it's a beautiful day. We're here at the Gold Coast. 688 00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:34,330 The sun is out, the sky is blue. 689 00:28:34,709 --> 00:28:36,990 And we're keen to get out of the house and have a few drinks. 690 00:28:37,110 --> 00:28:38,209 Fucking have some good vibes. 691 00:28:38,490 --> 00:28:39,490 Let's fucking go. 692 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,057 ♪ Who said a man can't rip it on a runway 693 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,556 ♪ I can make it look easy like a Sunday 694 00:28:44,658 --> 00:28:46,918 ♪ I been lifting so I got my chest out 695 00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:48,020 ♪ Baby looking at me 696 00:28:48,116 --> 00:28:49,246 ♪ Do you wanna come play? 697 00:28:49,349 --> 00:28:50,849 Would you say that you were jealous about last night? 698 00:28:51,089 --> 00:28:52,429 I wasn't jealous, no. 699 00:28:52,929 --> 00:28:55,250 If they're not as attractive as me, then I don't care. 700 00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:57,768 - Is that how you look at it? - That's how I look at it. 701 00:28:57,769 --> 00:28:59,989 I'm like a seven out of ten. She's a six out of ten. 702 00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:02,230 So if she was more attractive, you wouldn't care as much? 703 00:29:02,789 --> 00:29:03,789 I would be fuming. 704 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:05,969 So you would care either way? 705 00:29:06,269 --> 00:29:07,269 Like, it's not jealousy. 706 00:29:07,389 --> 00:29:09,200 All girls, they say, "Oh, we're not jealous. 707 00:29:09,321 --> 00:29:10,408 "We're not this." 708 00:29:10,529 --> 00:29:11,589 She's fucking jealous. 709 00:29:12,629 --> 00:29:14,189 Con and I do need to talk today. 710 00:29:14,389 --> 00:29:16,109 He doesn't see that he's done anything wrong. 711 00:29:16,409 --> 00:29:18,569 All you thought about was yourself because guess what? 712 00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:19,214 You're selfish. 713 00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:21,162 And I should have known that the day that I sucked your dick 714 00:29:21,289 --> 00:29:22,849 and you didn't return anything in favour. 715 00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:27,747 ♪ When you're ready, I can make you feel good 716 00:29:27,848 --> 00:29:31,260 ♪ If you love me, I can make you feel good 717 00:29:31,362 --> 00:29:33,355 ♪ So sweet, so fine 718 00:29:33,456 --> 00:29:35,111 ♪ I can make you feel good 719 00:29:35,213 --> 00:29:36,294 ♪ And now... 720 00:29:36,395 --> 00:29:37,848 Naughty! 721 00:29:39,639 --> 00:29:42,059 Cheers to a wonderful day at the beach. 722 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,440 There is seriously nothing better than day drinking 723 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,080 after a big night. 724 00:29:48,259 --> 00:29:51,920 This is exactly what we needed today. 725 00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:53,886 Give her a kiss. 726 00:29:53,977 --> 00:29:55,491 - Oh, my God. - And give me a kiss. 727 00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:57,460 I love it! 728 00:29:58,744 --> 00:30:00,265 How'd you like to party? 729 00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:01,853 Yeah. Gonna get naughty. 730 00:30:01,955 --> 00:30:03,747 - Yeah. - In my Bacardi. 731 00:30:05,539 --> 00:30:07,319 That fucking turkey's gotta go. 732 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,369 Oh! 733 00:30:12,370 --> 00:30:13,719 Whoa! I don't want to have a heart attack, Con. 734 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,039 Calm down with the canola oil. 735 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,040 You're welcome to cook. 736 00:30:16,184 --> 00:30:17,401 Otherwise, shut the fuck up and eat it. 737 00:30:17,506 --> 00:30:18,586 Con and I are kind of like brothers. 738 00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:21,335 We're always arguing, but then we always make up. 739 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,739 I think it's my responsibility in this house 740 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:25,880 to put Con back in his little box. 741 00:30:26,127 --> 00:30:27,540 That was delicious. 742 00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:28,626 Like that. 743 00:30:28,728 --> 00:30:31,101 No, you gotta break it up. You gotta break it up. 744 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:34,356 Con thinks he's top dog. He actually thinks that he is. 745 00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:37,170 He walks around like this, like he owns the fucking world. 746 00:30:37,272 --> 00:30:40,730 That is not a man. That is a boy. Grow the fuck up. 747 00:30:40,831 --> 00:30:42,729 - Oh, there's a spider. - Ah. 748 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,800 Oh, just leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it. 749 00:30:49,588 --> 00:30:50,588 Uh, Con... 750 00:30:50,773 --> 00:30:52,219 - Right now? - Can we go for a chat, please? 751 00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:53,532 Yeah, sure. 752 00:30:55,799 --> 00:30:58,720 The vibes of Roxy is she's not exactly the happiest. 753 00:30:59,819 --> 00:31:00,819 Surprise! 754 00:31:01,279 --> 00:31:03,419 Guys, my show's on. Shh! My show. 755 00:31:03,799 --> 00:31:06,278 Obviously, you think that, like, I'm off you 756 00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:08,199 because I'm jealous of what happened last night, 757 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,139 and it's actually got nothing to do with jealousy. 758 00:31:10,639 --> 00:31:12,739 We have no obligations to each other. 759 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:13,539 There's no strings attached. 760 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,918 When we had that chat about hooking up with other people, 761 00:31:15,919 --> 00:31:17,499 like, I genuinely thought that 762 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,019 you'd be, like, kissing and stuff. 763 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:21,219 And then at the clubs, you pick up another bird 764 00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:22,579 and fuck her. 765 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,459 So as far as I could tell, 766 00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:26,919 we could go out and sleep with whoever we wanted 767 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:27,920 because that's what we said to each other. 768 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,638 I know for a fucking fact, if it was you that had eaten me out 769 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:33,298 and then literally two nights later, 770 00:31:33,299 --> 00:31:34,798 I'm at the club hooking up with someone 771 00:31:34,799 --> 00:31:37,200 that's half as hot as you, you'd have a fucking problem with it. 772 00:31:37,289 --> 00:31:39,034 Con's done nothing wrong. 773 00:31:39,035 --> 00:31:40,779 There is no T's and C's. 774 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:42,240 If Roxy had said to Con, 775 00:31:42,341 --> 00:31:43,488 "yeah, you need to finish me off." 776 00:31:43,589 --> 00:31:45,614 And Con said, "yeah, I'll finish you off at this time, 777 00:31:45,715 --> 00:31:47,942 "this day, this minute," then fair enough. 778 00:31:48,043 --> 00:31:49,697 She has a leg to stand on. But he didn't say that. 779 00:31:49,799 --> 00:31:52,379 So what's so special about her than me. 780 00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:55,009 If it was fucking Kim Kardashian or something, I'd be like, 781 00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:56,960 "OK, cool. That actually fucking makes sense." 782 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,021 - That was jealousy. - I'm not jealous at all. 783 00:31:59,022 --> 00:32:00,169 I'm fucking confused, mate. 784 00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,280 Her posture is incredible though. 785 00:32:02,281 --> 00:32:03,558 I know. What the fuck? 786 00:32:03,559 --> 00:32:05,598 I've done that for the last two summers. 787 00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:06,318 I don't want you getting feelings 788 00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:07,298 and I don't want to be a cunt and hurt you. 789 00:32:07,299 --> 00:32:08,299 This isn't jealousy. 790 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:12,908 Oh, this is so me coded. This is so me coded. 791 00:32:12,909 --> 00:32:15,600 I get it, I've been there before. 792 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,720 Yeah, she's jealous. 793 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,839 If you let me explain before talking over me all the time, 794 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,499 I'll tell you. 795 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:21,788 I'm pissed off, Con. 796 00:32:21,789 --> 00:32:24,078 I don't think that you've been like a real man 797 00:32:24,079 --> 00:32:25,158 about this whole situation. 798 00:32:25,159 --> 00:32:26,178 I'm not a man? 799 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:29,120 A real man that has respect for women doesn't do this shit. 800 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,739 Oh, "a real man." Ouch! 801 00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:33,600 That one would sting. 802 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,880 - I'll die on that hill. - Die on that hill, then. 803 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,678 Regardless of the fact that I'm angry at him, 804 00:32:39,679 --> 00:32:40,959 he's still very sexy. 805 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,659 And I also still know what's hanging between his legs, 806 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,020 so I'm trying really hard to ignore that. 807 00:32:48,264 --> 00:32:49,387 ♪ Don't let go 808 00:32:49,490 --> 00:32:51,089 ♪ - Don't let go - Don't let go 809 00:32:51,191 --> 00:32:52,586 ♪ Darling, all we need to know 810 00:32:52,688 --> 00:32:54,628 ♪ - Don't let go - Don't let go. ♪ 811 00:32:54,730 --> 00:32:56,567 - Oh, fuck. - Did it end well? 812 00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:57,997 No. 813 00:32:58,099 --> 00:33:00,277 Turned around and said I'm not a man. It's a big call. 814 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:02,538 We can never have a day without family drama. 815 00:33:02,539 --> 00:33:04,979 If you want to sit there and throw low blows like that, 816 00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:07,199 you go that way, I'll go this way. All good. 817 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,339 Don't touch me. I won't touch you. Simple. 818 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:11,140 Con and Roxy have had more fights than fucks. 819 00:33:11,236 --> 00:33:13,294 It seems like going to therapy couldn't even fix it. 820 00:33:14,933 --> 00:33:17,761 - We're home. - I need to pee. 821 00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:21,842 ♪ Driving down the speedway 822 00:33:21,939 --> 00:33:23,578 ♪ Chasing a feeling 823 00:33:23,674 --> 00:33:25,088 ♪ Hands off the wheel, yeah. 824 00:33:25,089 --> 00:33:26,149 Yeah! 825 00:33:26,150 --> 00:33:27,250 ♪ I do what I want 826 00:33:27,352 --> 00:33:30,732 ♪ If I fall apart... 827 00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:32,165 He's back, baby. 828 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:43,419 I once had an experience where I was sleeping with this guy 829 00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:45,980 and then he got possessed by a spirit all of a sudden. 830 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:48,179 I think he was just trying to get me out of his house. 831 00:33:48,868 --> 00:33:50,599 There are some scary things happening 832 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,920 in the Aussie Shore house. 833 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,679 Last night being one of them. 834 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,320 I feel like everyone was possessed. 835 00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:58,359 So maybe we need to go take those demons back home 836 00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,360 to where they belong. 837 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,660 Why not go ghost hunting tonight? 838 00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:02,799 Ghost hunting? 839 00:34:04,236 --> 00:34:05,673 That's wild, bro. 840 00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:07,420 No, I hate that shit. 841 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,698 I feel like ghosts are something you don't want to fuck with. 842 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:12,159 The thing is, you can bring those spirits back with you. 843 00:34:12,264 --> 00:34:13,779 It's like it's a risk. It's a big risk. 844 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,493 Manaaki, he keeps coming up with these stupid ideas. 845 00:34:16,599 --> 00:34:17,920 I'll be making him a fucking ghost. 846 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:20,099 I'm excited! 847 00:34:21,850 --> 00:34:22,969 Fuck that shit. 848 00:34:23,150 --> 00:34:25,089 They can do all the ghost hunting that they want. 849 00:34:25,289 --> 00:34:27,650 The last thing that I want to do is talk to Con right now. 850 00:34:28,049 --> 00:34:29,049 I need to stay away from him. 851 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,650 If any of us were to die first, 852 00:34:33,190 --> 00:34:35,569 it would probably be the blonde bitches. 853 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,190 - Yeah. - It'd be me and you. 854 00:34:37,290 --> 00:34:38,508 - We're gone. - Fuck off! 855 00:34:38,509 --> 00:34:39,508 Think about it. 856 00:34:39,509 --> 00:34:42,668 - It's always the blonde. - No, I'm smart. 857 00:34:42,770 --> 00:34:44,389 I think you're smart, too, pookie. 858 00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:45,749 But... 859 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,268 But you're gonna get us all killed! 860 00:34:47,829 --> 00:34:50,049 Pregnant with the ghost of Michael Jackson. 861 00:34:50,153 --> 00:34:52,348 Hee-hee! 862 00:34:52,452 --> 00:34:55,204 Never been ghost hunting, but I've been ghosted before. 863 00:34:55,309 --> 00:34:57,829 I'm excited to connect with the dead. 864 00:34:58,049 --> 00:35:00,569 'Cause I seem to have a shit job at connecting with the living. 865 00:35:00,710 --> 00:35:02,309 So maybe I could find a ghost boyfriend. 866 00:35:02,690 --> 00:35:03,949 Where do you even go ghost hunting? 867 00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:05,589 Like, is it haunted houses or what? 868 00:35:05,869 --> 00:35:07,489 What if Lily's just standing there? 869 00:35:07,869 --> 00:35:09,449 That would be fucking scary. 870 00:35:09,710 --> 00:35:10,768 Pack my bags, bro. 871 00:35:11,849 --> 00:35:12,949 I'm running away. 872 00:35:13,630 --> 00:35:16,649 If we come back more fucked than we already are... 873 00:35:16,650 --> 00:35:17,558 - I will let you know. - ...we may be possessed. 874 00:35:17,559 --> 00:35:20,809 I'll let you know if I feel like you need to see a priest. 875 00:35:21,449 --> 00:35:23,789 - Wish us luck. - Love you guys. 876 00:35:23,927 --> 00:35:26,888 ♪ We're going on a ghost hunt 877 00:35:27,027 --> 00:35:29,710 ♪ - We're going on a ghost hunt - And we're not scared 878 00:35:29,849 --> 00:35:33,170 ♪ We're going on a ghost hunt and we're not scared. ♪ 879 00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:35,528 I think Roxy's just used to clicking her fucking fingers 880 00:35:35,529 --> 00:35:36,529 and guys come running. 881 00:35:36,869 --> 00:35:40,388 I don't think that she's, uh, really getting that from me 882 00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:42,230 and her ego might be a little bit bruised. 883 00:35:42,889 --> 00:35:44,469 Con and Roxy together, I think, 884 00:35:44,569 --> 00:35:45,569 a lot of sexual tension. 885 00:35:46,589 --> 00:35:48,429 And I think Con needs to grab his balls 886 00:35:48,430 --> 00:35:49,088 and say sorry 887 00:35:49,089 --> 00:35:51,650 and probably eat Roxy out, too, at the same time. 888 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,583 ♪ I'm a bad girl, I'm a bad girl I'm a... ♪ 889 00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:57,149 Pussy-slayers, dick-riders 890 00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:58,790 and ghost hunters on the weekday. 891 00:35:59,789 --> 00:36:00,789 Orgies to ghosts. 892 00:36:00,929 --> 00:36:02,110 Literally, what the fuck? 893 00:36:02,630 --> 00:36:04,889 How do you feel that Roxy's not here tonight, Con? 894 00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:06,769 Obviously, we didn't have space in the moment. 895 00:36:06,867 --> 00:36:10,210 Probably got one of those voodoo dolls, like stab. Stab. 896 00:36:10,309 --> 00:36:12,969 Yeah, I think she's bringing out the Ouija board, bruv. 897 00:36:13,529 --> 00:36:14,548 I really hope 898 00:36:14,549 --> 00:36:17,430 that Con gets a really scary paranormal experience. 899 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:20,230 That's so mean. But what can you say? I'm petty. 900 00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:28,170 - Guys, look at the moon. - Oh, wow! It's huge 901 00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:30,308 I don't know if that's full, but that's fucking... 902 00:36:30,309 --> 00:36:31,309 Why is it so yellow? 903 00:36:31,929 --> 00:36:33,448 Wait, what does a blood moon mean? 904 00:36:33,449 --> 00:36:35,269 - Means someone's gonna die. - That's not a blood moon. 905 00:36:35,810 --> 00:36:37,469 - Don't say that. - Take that back, Marto, 906 00:36:37,470 --> 00:36:38,469 you fucking idiot! 907 00:36:38,470 --> 00:36:40,129 - Take it back. - You fucking idiot! 908 00:36:40,130 --> 00:36:41,130 This is a great opportunity 909 00:36:41,269 --> 00:36:43,049 for me to get Marto in the shag pad. 910 00:36:43,389 --> 00:36:46,069 I'm gonna be like, you know, "Can you protect me, 911 00:36:46,165 --> 00:36:47,712 "big, strong, tough guy?" 912 00:36:47,809 --> 00:36:49,089 But I'm not actually fucking scared. 913 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:50,409 And then I'll get what I want. 914 00:36:58,190 --> 00:37:00,050 Oh, my God, can you see the mist? 915 00:37:00,690 --> 00:37:02,770 - Shit. - Jesus Christ. 916 00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:05,630 - No, no. - Nah, this is... No. 917 00:37:06,410 --> 00:37:07,410 I don't want to get out. 918 00:37:07,869 --> 00:37:09,089 I'm not fucking getting. 919 00:37:09,090 --> 00:37:10,163 Let's go. 920 00:37:10,164 --> 00:37:11,532 Just get out and just fucking have it. 921 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,030 Alright, leave me in this car by myself. 922 00:37:13,329 --> 00:37:14,368 There's something in the air, 923 00:37:14,369 --> 00:37:15,829 and I'm probably gonna shit everywhere. 924 00:37:16,450 --> 00:37:17,769 This is looking airy. 925 00:37:17,770 --> 00:37:19,170 You see that in the bushes, bro? 926 00:37:19,310 --> 00:37:21,550 Oh, my God, I don't like the porch. 927 00:37:22,269 --> 00:37:23,690 I actually don't think... 928 00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:28,698 Oh, fuck. It's me. Oh, my God, don't do it. 929 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:31,030 Who's that geezer? 930 00:37:33,570 --> 00:37:36,769 Welcome to the Beenleigh Historical Village, 931 00:37:36,990 --> 00:37:38,089 full of history 932 00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:41,990 dating back over 170 years. 933 00:37:42,570 --> 00:37:45,150 Inside is a room full of toys. 934 00:37:46,070 --> 00:37:48,530 The doll's eyes will follow you. 935 00:37:48,690 --> 00:37:49,629 Fuck! 936 00:37:49,630 --> 00:37:52,950 It's the only building in which someone actually died. 937 00:37:55,389 --> 00:37:58,809 The first group of you are now going to go inside 938 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:00,710 to explore on your own. 939 00:38:00,830 --> 00:38:03,150 Good luck. You're going to need it. 940 00:38:03,270 --> 00:38:05,090 Good luck. You're going to need it. 941 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:06,990 He can scare me all he wants. 942 00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:08,409 If Marto thinks I'm scared, 943 00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:11,050 my plan for tonight will work and I get what I want. 944 00:38:11,510 --> 00:38:12,549 Oh, I'm going to be edited 945 00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:13,670 like, "Crazy bitch." 946 00:38:19,477 --> 00:38:20,477 Fuck! 947 00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:23,102 Oh, my God. 948 00:38:23,198 --> 00:38:24,225 Now that bedroom looks fucked. 949 00:38:24,322 --> 00:38:25,445 Let's go in. Let's go in. 950 00:38:25,541 --> 00:38:27,017 Oh, my God, there's a bathroom or something. 951 00:38:27,113 --> 00:38:28,172 Is that a person? 952 00:38:28,268 --> 00:38:30,065 Oh, my God. What is that? Wait! We have to go. 953 00:38:30,161 --> 00:38:31,508 Marto, you're not protecting me. 954 00:38:31,605 --> 00:38:32,952 Oh, my God! 955 00:38:33,049 --> 00:38:35,549 You didn't protect me at all. 956 00:38:35,550 --> 00:38:37,550 Why am I fucking walking in first? 957 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,034 You said you would. 958 00:38:39,133 --> 00:38:40,848 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 959 00:38:40,947 --> 00:38:42,760 Whoa, whoa. Was that you? 960 00:38:43,883 --> 00:38:45,169 Oh, for fuck's sakes! 961 00:38:45,268 --> 00:38:48,500 Callum, there's someone there. 962 00:38:48,599 --> 00:38:51,666 - Hi, guys. - Hey, everyone. 963 00:38:51,765 --> 00:38:54,471 It's Manaaki and Lexie from Aussie Shore. 964 00:38:54,570 --> 00:38:57,170 OK, OK, OK. 965 00:38:57,288 --> 00:39:00,688 Let's have a look at this. Bro, there is someone there. 966 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:03,929 Callum, there's someone there. There's someone there. 967 00:39:04,047 --> 00:39:05,306 It's not. 968 00:39:05,307 --> 00:39:06,883 OK, go. Go, go. 969 00:39:07,370 --> 00:39:09,229 Why am I going in the room first? 970 00:39:09,230 --> 00:39:09,785 Oh, my God. 971 00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:14,930 Oh, my God. Wait. Is that...? 972 00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:18,730 Oh, my fucking God! 973 00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:21,409 Oh, my God. 974 00:39:49,577 --> 00:39:51,672 Fuck. Fuck. 975 00:39:53,836 --> 00:39:55,794 Manaaki! 976 00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:58,610 Manaaki! 977 00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:02,390 I'm actually crying. 978 00:40:02,496 --> 00:40:04,865 I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that, bruv. 979 00:40:04,971 --> 00:40:07,162 I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. 980 00:40:07,269 --> 00:40:08,950 That was a whole new level of fucked. 981 00:40:13,130 --> 00:40:14,170 Let's go home. 982 00:40:22,949 --> 00:40:25,268 I've never been that scared in my life. 983 00:40:25,269 --> 00:40:27,710 That was the first time I've reached peak fucking scary. 984 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:29,009 It's called fight or flight, 985 00:40:29,129 --> 00:40:30,389 I was ready to fucking throw hands. 986 00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:34,308 I don't know... Just gives me the heebie jeebies 987 00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:35,909 and I feel uncomfortable and uneasy. 988 00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:39,760 What the fuck? It smells like... 989 00:40:39,869 --> 00:40:41,609 Gas is coming out of me everywhere. 990 00:40:41,769 --> 00:40:42,769 It's the fucking spirits. 991 00:40:42,883 --> 00:40:45,396 - So nasty. - Who was that? 992 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:49,394 The ghost of IBS past. 993 00:40:49,509 --> 00:40:51,680 There's definitely a spirit in my gut, 994 00:40:51,681 --> 00:40:53,152 that's for sure. Fuck. That's bad. 995 00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:56,699 I still have the heebie jeebies. 996 00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,184 Same. 997 00:40:58,288 --> 00:41:01,088 I'm feeling very overwhelmed, emotionally 998 00:41:01,191 --> 00:41:03,024 and physically drained. 999 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,475 I feel like all these ghosts 1000 00:41:04,579 --> 00:41:05,684 and evil spirits have 1001 00:41:05,788 --> 00:41:07,586 just attached themselves to me. 1002 00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:08,910 I need some assistance, 1003 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:11,739 and I feel like the only way I can cleanse myself 1004 00:41:11,850 --> 00:41:14,230 is to be fucking baptised in that jacuzzi. 1005 00:41:14,550 --> 00:41:16,030 So who's up for baptising me? 1006 00:41:16,150 --> 00:41:17,250 - I will. - Come on then. 1007 00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:20,530 A quick baptism is always a good one. 1008 00:41:20,850 --> 00:41:21,930 My name is obviously Callum Hole. 1009 00:41:22,310 --> 00:41:23,609 So tonight, I'm going full Hole 1010 00:41:23,610 --> 00:41:24,610 after my experience. 1011 00:41:24,789 --> 00:41:26,550 It's time to wash off all the sin. 1012 00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:28,950 With the Holy Spirit in me. 1013 00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:30,330 Oh! 1014 00:41:30,441 --> 00:41:31,964 Ow! Fuck. 1015 00:41:33,301 --> 00:41:35,717 Focus, focus. 1016 00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:38,058 I fucking knocked my toe on the fucking... 1017 00:41:38,170 --> 00:41:39,510 Hurry up! Hurry up! 1018 00:41:39,770 --> 00:41:41,430 In the name of the Holy Spirit, 1019 00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:44,190 I baptise Callum. 1020 00:41:44,314 --> 00:41:46,229 Will this get rid of my sins in my spirit? 1021 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,744 Hallelujah! 1022 00:41:54,745 --> 00:41:55,999 I feel so tall. 1023 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,260 He is clean. Jesus! 1024 00:41:58,780 --> 00:42:01,599 We got rid of all the evil, negative spirits from Callum. 1025 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,119 I sense positivity. 1026 00:42:04,059 --> 00:42:05,660 This was the best thing Callum has done 1027 00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:07,720 and I don't think he showered today, so it's a plus. 1028 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,099 Maybe I do want to cuddle you tonight 1029 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,380 'cause I'm a bit scared. 1030 00:42:11,484 --> 00:42:12,733 You can come in my room. 1031 00:42:14,539 --> 00:42:16,899 Keelie, can you go find another blanket as well? 1032 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:18,740 'Cause you steal blankets? 1033 00:42:18,856 --> 00:42:20,913 - I want to go to the shag pad. - Yeah. Good. 1034 00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:23,243 Take Marto and go to the shag pad. 1035 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,700 Marto said they needed a break from each other, 1036 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,819 but Keelie put two fingers in her ears 1037 00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:28,919 and go, "la-la-la-la," 1038 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,971 and not fucking listen. 1039 00:42:29,972 --> 00:42:32,906 Oh, he said, you're on probation until Friday. 1040 00:42:33,019 --> 00:42:34,038 Did he actually say that? 1041 00:42:34,039 --> 00:42:35,760 No. He did say that. He did say that. 1042 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,999 Oh, man of the hour. She said, "I want to go 1043 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,460 "to the shag pad with Marto, I don't know what to do." 1044 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,560 I'm like, "Ask him." 1045 00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:45,039 If it's a no, it's no. 1046 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,098 I said two days. We can't have sex. 1047 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:50,019 We don't have to put a fucking time on it. 1048 00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:53,019 Well, that was our... that was our conversation. 1049 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,059 If I...if I end up being a bitch to our conversation, 1050 00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:57,820 then it's been eight hours 1051 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,240 and we're straight back in the same pattern. 1052 00:42:59,739 --> 00:43:00,920 Marto's thinking - space. 1053 00:43:01,059 --> 00:43:02,320 I'm thinking - shag pad. 1054 00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:04,099 I normally get what I want. 1055 00:43:04,199 --> 00:43:06,038 Tomorrow. 1056 00:43:06,139 --> 00:43:08,880 See what happens. We need to fix what we discussed. 1057 00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,380 I didn't get what I wanted. 1058 00:43:11,540 --> 00:43:13,339 The boy was nearly convinced. 1059 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,687 It will help the ghosts go away. 1060 00:43:15,688 --> 00:43:17,299 - I don't want to, babe. - OK. 1061 00:43:17,397 --> 00:43:19,322 - Feels... - Aw! 1062 00:43:21,410 --> 00:43:22,748 I sound like a cunt saying no. 1063 00:43:22,845 --> 00:43:23,922 Yeah. 1064 00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:27,021 Her birthday is Friday. I'll give it to her then. 1065 00:43:27,119 --> 00:43:28,119 What? 1066 00:43:28,228 --> 00:43:29,508 The probation. 1067 00:43:29,618 --> 00:43:33,308 "Her birthday is Friday, I'll give it to her then." 1068 00:43:33,309 --> 00:43:34,338 He's trying to stay true 1069 00:43:34,339 --> 00:43:35,339 to this "space". 1070 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,180 I'll respect it, but I won't give up. 1071 00:43:43,241 --> 00:43:44,928 Next time on Aussie Shore... 1072 00:43:45,030 --> 00:43:46,030 Surprise! 1073 00:43:46,850 --> 00:43:49,530 This birthday is gonna be totally fire. 1074 00:43:50,030 --> 00:43:51,030 Oh, my God. 1075 00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:54,250 I hope Marto gives me his birthday candle tonight. 1076 00:43:55,228 --> 00:43:56,697 Oh! Oh! 1077 00:43:56,790 --> 00:43:59,070 Marto has no idea what fucking day it is today. 1078 00:43:59,290 --> 00:44:00,290 Hello. 1079 00:44:00,510 --> 00:44:02,650 I know that they have party stamina, 1080 00:44:02,990 --> 00:44:04,369 but now it's time to figure out 1081 00:44:04,370 --> 00:44:05,870 if they have fitness stamina. 1082 00:44:06,450 --> 00:44:07,909 After all their late nights 1083 00:44:07,910 --> 00:44:09,610 and questionable decisions... 1084 00:44:09,870 --> 00:44:11,489 I need a lettuce and tomato 1085 00:44:11,490 --> 00:44:12,490 and cheese. 1086 00:44:12,810 --> 00:44:13,869 ...that their backsides 1087 00:44:13,870 --> 00:44:14,950 will finally be accountable. 1088 00:44:15,042 --> 00:44:17,223 And extra sauce!