1 00:00:02,378 --> 00:00:04,672 (restaurant ambience) 2 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:17,477 I'm sure she'll be here any minute. 3 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,202 Fay. 4 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,453 Oh, fuck. 5 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:37,789 (giggles) Hey bitch! 6 00:00:37,789 --> 00:00:40,083 (laughs loudly) 7 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:41,876 Ohhh! 8 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:44,295 Oh my god, I'm so hungry! 9 00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:46,881 Also hungover. Pfft! Yeah? 10 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,383 It's been crazy. 11 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,471 ♫ ("Breakdown" by Tessa Violet) ♪ So throw your hands up if you're feeling it too ♪ 12 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:56,265 Women in L.A. 13 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,518 ...are disgusting. 14 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:01,104 With their plastic and fillers 15 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:04,816 and BBLs and hip sculpting. 16 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,151 Frankensteins! 17 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,905 But the men... 18 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,825 ...are so nice. 19 00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:16,035 ♪ For all the kicking and screaming and fighting the feeling ♪ 20 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:18,121 ♪ of working it through, singing ♪ 21 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:19,122 Hey girl. 22 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:21,874 -: I haven't seen you around here before. 23 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:23,876 -: What's your name? 24 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:26,629 Belladonna. 25 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:31,634 He says the most romantic things. 26 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:33,427 Wanna do a line off my cock? 27 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,686 -ID BELLADONNA: He tells me... 28 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:44,605 "You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." 29 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,232 And I... 30 00:01:46,232 --> 00:01:47,358 (both choking) 31 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,152 I bit his neck and drank his blood 32 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:51,070 and dumped him in the fucking pool! 33 00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:51,904 (song halts) 34 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:55,199 (cackles, wheezes) 35 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,243 -ID FAY: Well, um... 36 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,287 It's great to see you. 37 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,290 What made you decide to reach out? 38 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,834 -ID BELLADONNA: It's my last night in town. 39 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,672 I'm really glad you did. 40 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:12,675 Fag. 41 00:02:13,593 --> 00:02:16,053 (laughs loudly) I'm kidding! 42 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,639 -ID WAITER: Alright, good to see you finally joined us. 43 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,225 Can I get you started with any, uh... 44 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:24,604 (clears throat) Can I get you started with any drinks? 45 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:25,855 -ID BELLADONNA: Yes, please. 46 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:30,151 Let's get a pitcher of strawberry margaritas. 47 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,152 Oh, alright. 48 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,069 Two glasses? 49 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,863 Yes— Just one, thanks. 50 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:35,156 Boo! 51 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,115 Ugh. 52 00:02:36,616 --> 00:02:37,700 More for me. 53 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:38,951 (Belladonna snickers) Alright. 54 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,119 And... what about you? 55 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:41,913 Would you like to take a look at our wine list here? 56 00:02:41,913 --> 00:02:43,915 Tap water, thank you. 57 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:45,833 Alright, tap water it is. 58 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:52,715 What made you decide to pick this place? 59 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,175 I saw something tasty. 60 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:55,885 -ID FAY: I didn't think it was your style. 61 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,721 Honestly, this place reminds me of Vladimir. 62 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:02,308 You mean... Didi? 63 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:05,311 You never used to use his full name. 64 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:06,395 Is he in town? 65 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,355 Why? 66 00:03:08,481 --> 00:03:09,857 He's in Rome. 67 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,901 We're expanding the modeling agency again! 68 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:14,028 He sent me here to hunt for talent. 69 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:16,989 So he has you doing my old job scouting girls. 70 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,909 Actually, I am his executive assistant. 71 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:22,161 I handle all of his personal needs. 72 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:25,498 Which includes both calendar and dick. (guffaws) 73 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:26,999 So you two are still together then. 74 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:27,875 Mhm. 75 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:32,755 And is this what's new in the fashion world? 76 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:34,382 Didi picked it. 77 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,384 You know, if you need new clothes, 78 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:38,261 I can ask Didi for the hookup. 79 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:40,054 I'm sure he would love to dress you again. 80 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,222 I'm good. 81 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:45,393 Business is going really great since you... left. 82 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:48,813 We're sending girls out to Gucci and Prada 83 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:51,691 and Balenciaga and Carbonara, you name it. 84 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:52,441 Great. 85 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:53,859 Oh, don't be jealous. 86 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,653 Didi and I are in love. 87 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:57,446 I know that probably sucks for you, 88 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:58,781 but given how things ended, 89 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:00,825 it seems like you just weren't the best fit. 90 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,994 Some people are friends with their exes. 91 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,205 My ex... is Count Dracula. 92 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:12,211 Alright, we got one pitcher of strawberry margarita. 93 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,130 (snickers awkwardly) 94 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:17,216 And... one tap water. 95 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:21,762 Can I interest you ladies in anything to eat? 96 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:23,180 Uh, yeah. 97 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:27,226 Can I get... a burger? 98 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,186 The oak smoked California Hickory Burger. 99 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,354 How would you like that cooked? 100 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:31,105 Rare. 101 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,398 We like it bloody. 102 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:36,152 And can I get a side of fries with that? 103 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:38,070 We serve organic chipped potatoes, 104 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,156 twice cooked with our house spice. 105 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:43,534 Is that fries, or... 106 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,244 It's like fries, yeah. 107 00:04:45,745 --> 00:04:47,413 It's fine, thank you. 108 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:48,247 Okay. 109 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,041 And, uh... 110 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,959 anything for you, miss? 111 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:55,296 I'll just stick with margaritas. 112 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:58,007 Really? You're not gonna have anything to eat? 113 00:04:59,050 --> 00:04:59,967 Not yet. 114 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:04,805 Alright. I'll just take these. 115 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,266 -ID BELLADONNA: Alexander! 116 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,934 Oh, like Alexander the Great. 117 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:09,894 (chuckles awkwardly) 118 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,687 Have you conquered anything lately? 119 00:05:12,772 --> 00:05:13,439 Just dishes. 120 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:16,025 (laughs uproariously) 121 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:18,903 Oh my god! You're so funny! Trying to wash them. 122 00:05:18,903 --> 00:05:21,864 (snorts laughing) 123 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,492 Thank you, I'll... 124 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,243 I'll be right back with your order. 125 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,912 (giggles) 126 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:36,128 I'm sorry if I seemed jealous. 127 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,172 I'm glad you two are happy. (phone chiming) 128 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:40,633 We don't have to talk about Didi. 129 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,052 Obviously you've been through some... 130 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,389 other changes since last I saw you. 131 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:47,765 Oh yeah. 132 00:05:48,099 --> 00:05:49,475 I'm a vampire. 133 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,685 You know, I never would have guessed that you were. 134 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,853 All the months that we worked together, 135 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,064 you just seemed kind of... average. 136 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,982 It's not good to go broadcasting it. 137 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,360 Didi said when he saw me for the first time, 138 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,570 he wanted to spend eternity with me. 139 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:02,571 (snickers) 140 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:03,948 He said that, did he? 141 00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:04,782 Mhm. 142 00:06:05,491 --> 00:06:07,159 How are you feeling? 143 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:08,119 Ohh. 144 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:09,870 So good. 145 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,957 To living our best lives. 146 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,876 Living our best undeaths. 147 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,385 Woo! (giggles) 148 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:28,514 So... how are you liking L.A.? 149 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,391 Oh, loving it! 150 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:32,059 That's pretty cool. 151 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,604 And we have a whole community going out here. 152 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:38,149 I'm living in Silver Lake with two... 153 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:39,608 ...werewolf girls. 154 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,985 What's that like? 155 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:44,363 (drain gurgling) (wolf howling) 156 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,740 It's... cool. 157 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,368 And Hollywood is full of vampires. 158 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:50,870 A lot of the younger ones move here 159 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,329 because they like to party. 160 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,914 Stereotype, I know. 161 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,041 Well, we're living to the end of human civilization. 162 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,626 We might as well enjoy it. 163 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,837 Right, you know, climate change. 164 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:01,755 When they go, we go. 165 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:02,673 Yeah, but, you know, 166 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,592 some of us have been around longer. 167 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:07,470 You see things differently when you've been dead a while. 168 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,388 I'm actually trying to start a business out here 169 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:11,682 to provide therapy for people like us. 170 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:17,188 The monster community has unique emotional needs. 171 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,606 Like... oh... 172 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,900 So I've got these two friends, right? 173 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:21,775 They're mummies. 174 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:25,946 They were trapped in a sarcophagus for 2,000 years. 175 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,157 They have to stay together or else they turn to sand, 176 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:29,992 but the romance is dead 177 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:32,870 because there's nothing left to talk about. 178 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:37,750 So, you're trying to be a supernatural counselor? 179 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,710 Cute. 180 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,004 Yeah, and it's important. 181 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:42,880 Mmm. 182 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,633 You wanna know something crazy I learned recently? 183 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:49,678 The average life expectancy for vampires after we're bit 184 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,181 ...is only ten years. Yeah. 185 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:55,267 Our suicide rate is like double the human population. 186 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:58,562 Trauma, addiction, loneliness. 187 00:07:58,562 --> 00:07:59,897 When you really think about it, 188 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:03,442 vampirism is like a really advanced eating disorder. 189 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:05,986 It's the good kind of eating disorder though. 190 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,322 The kind that makes you hot. 191 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,032 Hah! Yeah. 192 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,243 Do you miss being with Didi? 193 00:08:12,243 --> 00:08:13,827 I'm with someone new. 194 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:16,372 Oh. 195 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:18,374 Look at you. 196 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:20,501 Cougar on the prowl. 197 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,836 I'm 134 years old. 198 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,839 I'm a little past cougar status, don't you think? 199 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,300 Who's the lucky guy? 200 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:31,428 Girl. 201 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,101 Is she hot? (titters) 202 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,232 -ID FAY: Valentine's Day. 203 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,027 Is she human?! 204 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,487 Oh, I'm not... 205 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,781 I'm not drinking her... 206 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:52,866 ...blood. 207 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,535 We're adopting a kitten. 208 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:55,995 It needs to live in her place. 209 00:08:55,995 --> 00:08:59,498 I can't have cats in mine, because, you know... 210 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,667 Werewolves. 211 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,044 What? 212 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,504 You prefer puppies? 213 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,131 You should meet my roommates. 214 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,008 I think any animal is like... 215 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:12,052 (laughs) Why would you pick up something's shit? 216 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:13,971 Love? 217 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,848 Animals can't feel love. 218 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:18,183 They pretend to like you so you feed them. 219 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,518 Like strippers! 220 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,478 (laughs) I guess you must miss him. 221 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,646 Are you doing okay?! 222 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:23,689 I'm doing great. 223 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,482 It's just that when you texted me, 224 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,859 you sounded upset. 225 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:28,527 I was probably high. 226 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:30,446 I've eaten a lot of people who are on drugs. 227 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:33,866 You told me you were going to kill yourself. 228 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,710 We were supposed to go to Rome together. 229 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,212 Instead he's there with one of his new models. 230 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,297 It's just a business thing. 231 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:49,381 Why Rome? 232 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,549 -ID BELLADONNA: He picked it. 233 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,344 We... had a fight. 234 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:56,597 I bought a dress. I used his card. 235 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:59,433 I have it for work, but I didn't think he'd be monitoring me. 236 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,060 I wanted it to be a surprise, 237 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:03,187 and I thought it was elegant, but... 238 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,397 it was inappropriate. 239 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:06,523 It was white. 240 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,233 Does he always tell you what to wear? 241 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,485 Well, it is his money. 242 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,236 I can't just buy my own clothes. 243 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,571 You can't? 244 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:13,864 Didi doesn't like going clothes shopping 245 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:14,615 unless he's choosing. 246 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:15,908 Okay, so go without him. 247 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:17,743 If I leave him on his own, he gets upset. 248 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,662 He doesn't like not knowing where I am. 249 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:20,746 It's a protective thing. 250 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,122 Can't you go with friends? 251 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,624 Didi doesn't like them. 252 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,126 Okay, so you can't see your friends with him 253 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,878 and you can't see your friends without him. 254 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,296 You're making it sound worse than it is. 255 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,632 Does he ever try to bite your friends? 256 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,301 Does he? No! 257 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,553 He knows not to do that now. 258 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,808 -ID FAY: I will take you clothes shopping. 259 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,644 You can choose the clothes. 260 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,147 (choking up)He... He... 261 00:10:48,107 --> 00:10:49,608 ...cut off my cards. 262 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,486 Where are you staying? 263 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,321 -ID BELLADONNA: With guys. 264 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,656 L.A. is full of them. 265 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,242 Do you think that maybe, Didi— 266 00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,576 I love him! 267 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,246 He has been so good to me. 268 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,956 He gave me a job. 269 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,749 And he gave me money. He made me this. 270 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,084 Do you think that Didi loves you back? 271 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,585 Of course he does! 272 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,463 The fight was my fault. We'll get through it. 273 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,549 I'm ride or die. 274 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,718 And we're gonna live forever. 275 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,976 and... beets. 276 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,353 Oh wow. 277 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,522 Yeah, he wasn't kidding. This is fucking amazing. 278 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,611 Carbs are bad for you, but... 279 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,905 they leave me feeling full, you know? 280 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,116 Satisfied. 281 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,661 You are the world's weirdest vampire. 282 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,789 What if I was human? 283 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:43,884 (voice aberrates) I would drain every drop 284 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,637 of perfect blood 285 00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:52,351 from your delicious fucking body. 286 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,854 (both crack up) 287 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,565 Hah! I'm kidding! I don't bite women! 288 00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:01,151 Not that there's anything wrong with it. 289 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,361 (breathes deeply) 290 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,571 I don't think you turn into a human from eating carbs. 291 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,865 Although you might turn into a whale. 292 00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,203 You sure I can't get you anything? 293 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,580 Another margarita? On the house. 294 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,415 Oh, you gonna join me? 295 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:16,959 (chuckles nervously) 296 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,377 My shift's over soon. 297 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,878 Maybe after I get off. 298 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,005 Oh, sounds fun. 299 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,382 (both chuckle) 300 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,425 You wanna fill me up? 301 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:30,055 (shudders) Uh, yes. (Belladonna snickers) 302 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,264 (Belladonna giggles) 303 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,893 Don't eat the waiter. 304 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,311 -ID BELLADONNA: I'm not gonna eat him. 305 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,313 Just drink his blood. 306 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,941 Maybe some of his other fluids. 307 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,402 Does Didi know you sleep with other men? 308 00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:45,112 Yeah. We have a deal. 309 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,322 I only let them fuck me in the mouth and pussy. 310 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,950 Don't drink the waiter's blood. 311 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,160 Why? He's using it! 312 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,286 Order a salad. 313 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,955 We shouldn't drink people's blood anyway. 314 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,415 It's not good for them. 315 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,375 Or us. 316 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,919 -ID BELLADONNA: Everybody drinks somebody's blood. 317 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,255 He bleeds customers for tips. 318 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,799 His boss bleeds him for shitty wages. 319 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,884 Children feed on their parents. 320 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:11,054 Children literally feed on their parents! 321 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,222 They be sucking at the titty. 322 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,599 That's same shit, different color. 323 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,309 Old people feed on the government. 324 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,229 Women feed on men for money, and men feed on women for sex. 325 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,772 You sound like Dracula. 326 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:21,606 -ID BELLADONNA: Well, yeah! 327 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,358 He's right. 328 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,195 When you drink blood... 329 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,406 what do you get out of it? 330 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:33,118 Do you like the taste? 331 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,661 Depends what they've been eating. 332 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,247 It's everything. 333 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,583 I like the noises that they make. 334 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,419 I like the way they wriggle and go all tense. 335 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,755 There's two kinds of men. 336 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,716 There's the ones who think they're Mr. Big Dick, 337 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,342 like the guy from last night. 338 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,597 And they're fun because they underestimate you. 339 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,348 But then... 340 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,934 ...there's the real treats. 341 00:16:58,935 --> 00:16:59,853 Watch this. 342 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,606 -ID ALEXANDER: Hey, I just wanted to say. 343 00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:04,399 That outfit is incredible. 344 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,026 Oh, thank you! 345 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,115 I look even better without it. 346 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,535 (Alexander chuckles, breathes heavily) 347 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,163 Oh. (chuckles) (Belladonna giggles) 348 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,623 Well, I'll... 349 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,124 (clears throat) 350 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,542 Uh, I'll leave you to it. 351 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,044 (Belladonna snickers) 352 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,049 Between the two of us... 353 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,385 we could rock his shit. 354 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:36,890 And he'd love every second. 355 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,517 There's nothing like it. 356 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,520 You take something soft and sweet 357 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,188 and you just— —hurt them? 358 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,481 -ID BELLADONNA: No. 359 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,483 Consume. 360 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,151 You take something beautiful 361 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,945 and you bring part of it into yourself. 362 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,280 And it's like you get to become beautiful. 363 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,782 Beautiful. 364 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,535 Good. You get to become good. 365 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,370 You don't think you're good now? 366 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,207 No. Obviously. 367 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,209 I'm a blood-sucking leech! 368 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,419 Some vampires use that word ironically. 369 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,337 I'm reclaiming it. 370 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,632 I'm just saying it might mask some genuine insecurity. 371 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,008 -ID BELLADONNA: Don't therapy me. 372 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,511 I like being a leechy bitch. 373 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,555 Unnh, give me that plasma, daddy! 374 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,598 Mmh, make my chinny all red! 375 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,393 Oh, guys love sexy baby voice. 376 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,727 I bet you Alexander likes it. 377 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,689 -ID FAY: You're advertising yourself as controllable. 378 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,691 Well, when I drink his blood, 379 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:30,443 while he nuts inside me, we'll see who's in control. 380 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,236 Not you! 381 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,362 -ID BELLADONNA: Oh my gosh, I know what I'm gonna be like. 382 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,488 I'm gonna be like... 383 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,824 I've never gotten a facial before! 384 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,285 But I've always really wanted one! 385 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,369 Jesus! 386 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,996 Did you know that when you're angry, 387 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,123 you're actually kind of hot? 388 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,124 Stop. 389 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,043 Ohh, but you're making me so wet. 390 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,628 Fucking childish, Belle! 391 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,546 Oh, what are you gonna do? 392 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,755 Are you gonna punish me, mommy? 393 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,715 Enough! 394 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,342 (snort-laughs) 395 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,679 No wonder you and Didi broke up. 396 00:18:57,888 --> 00:19:03,476 We broke up because Didi only loves himself. 397 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:07,439 And because he likes to fuck little sluts like you. 398 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,773 Yeah, he does. 399 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,611 Unnh. 400 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,198 Aaannh! Stop. 401 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:17,741 Aaaannnh! 402 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,201 Stop it! 403 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,704 (moans loudly) 404 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,080 "Fuck! Didi!" 405 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:24,789 (loud slap) 406 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,378 That was extreme. 407 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,633 But can you understand... 408 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,801 if you weren't listening... 409 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:42,390 why I might act in a way that seemed extreme 410 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,310 given the big emotions I was feeling in the moment? 411 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,771 Guess who you sound like. 412 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,028 I came here to help you. 413 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,154 If you really want to help, 414 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,948 you can give me a ride to the airport. 415 00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,699 Don't think he loves you. 416 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,117 -ID BELLADONNA: He's already paid for the ticket. 417 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,204 First class all the way to Rome. 418 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,922 He sent this for you. 419 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,890 (vinyl wrap ripping) 420 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,734 What does that mean? 421 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,073 (hisses loudly) 422 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,666 Why don't you sit down... 423 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,419 ...finish your carbs? 424 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,045 Have them. (slams table) 425 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,172 You look like you should eat something. 426 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,676 (speaking inaudibly) 427 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,512 Maybe I will. 428 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,265 (Fay sniffles angrily) 429 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,268 (paper ripping) 430 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:11,229 (faucet running) (Fay hyperventilates) 431 00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,857 (shouts) 432 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,734 (sobs) 433 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,740 (sniffles, breathes heavily) 434 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,082 (toilet flushing) 435 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:39,507 (cries chokingly) 436 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,878 -ID BELLADONNA: Oh my gosh, you're so strong. 437 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,338 -ID ALEXANDER: Thanks, I've been working out here at the restaurant. 438 00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:19,881 Really? Yeah. 439 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,050 I lift chairs and stuff all the time. 440 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:25,470 Hey... can I see a dessert menu? 441 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,888 You can. 442 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,848 Thanks. 443 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:33,728 I will have a... chocolate volcano cake. 444 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,147 That takes a very long time to prepare. 445 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:37,440 Perfect. 446 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,235 And for you, can I get you anything? 447 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,655 Really, you don't want anything from the dessert menu? 448 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,573 You don't think I'm sweet enough? 449 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:46,741 Thanks. 450 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:47,867 Mm. 451 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:51,955 (Belladonna snickers) 452 00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:58,962 -ID FAY: I have to tell you something big. 453 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,133 Oh my god, you're in love with me. 454 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,468 Oh, oh, I fucking knew it! 455 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:06,553 I'm human. 456 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,513 You mean metaphorically? 457 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:11,474 I'm changing back into a human. 458 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,977 Or... trying to. 459 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:15,812 I haven't had blood in almost a year. 460 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,439 I got therapy. 461 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,023 Ended up in a healthy relationship 462 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,191 that I don't deserve. 463 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,734 But do you still want blood? 464 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,862 Yes! All the time! 465 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:25,947 But it's good. 466 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,241 I go where I want, I dress how I want. 467 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,993 I'm my own person. 468 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,953 And you want to know something? 469 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,540 I have a reflection again. 470 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:38,793 How can you stand seeing yourself all the time? 471 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,420 I like what I see. 472 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,671 But you'll age! 473 00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:45,925 And I'm adopting a kitten with the love of my life! 474 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,927 But you can't have blood! 475 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,387 I make my own. 476 00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:52,682 Look. 477 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,685 Look at this, all from him. 478 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,353 Don't you get it? 479 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,856 Girl, you have got to get out of this. 480 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:03,109 Not just the relationship, all of it! 481 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:06,488 Before you end up dead inside like he is. 482 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:09,949 Are you really human? 483 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,628 (snarls) 484 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,338 (voice aberrates) You went behind my back! 485 00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:25,215 You don't bite women! 486 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,593 But I love having old friends for dinner! 487 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:33,264 Me and Didi are going to be so happy together 488 00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:35,683 ...once you're dead. 489 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,311 Do you really love him? Yes! 490 00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,813 Then why are you afraid of him? 491 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:45,735 (normal voice) He's Dracula. 492 00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:47,320 Everyone's afraid of him. 493 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,782 You're not supposed to be afraid of the person you love. 494 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,870 He changed, right? 495 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:59,624 He was sweet in the beginning, and then he got mean. 496 00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:02,043 And now you want the nice guy back. 497 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,463 It's not your fault. 498 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,383 He did the same to me. 499 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,476 Let me help you. 500 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:19,811 Don't touch me! 501 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:21,771 (Fay sighs) 502 00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:26,192 Um... (clears throat) 503 00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:28,319 Ta-da! 504 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:37,662 (phone chirps) 505 00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:01,644 (jingle) 506 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,078 (Fay hisses) 507 00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:25,043 Hey, uh, is your friend doing alright? 508 00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:26,210 Yeah. 509 00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:29,380 No. 510 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,675 She had a fight with her boyfriend. 511 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:35,386 Oh, damn, that's too bad. 512 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:39,515 Hey, uh, have a spectacular night, huh? 513 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:40,725 -ID FAY: You too. 514 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:55,490 (winces) 515 00:26:57,742 --> 00:27:00,078 (shivers) 516 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:11,923 -ID ALEXANDER: Oh, hey, you forgot this. 517 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:13,174 I don't need it. No, no. 518 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:15,176 You should really... You should take it. 519 00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:24,102 I think you are so pretty. 520 00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,651 (Alexander screams) 521 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,624 Is that shit any good? 522 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:49,502 It's bad for you. 523 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:51,587 But... 524 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,965 ...it's kinda why it's good. 525 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:59,679 Jean-Paul Sartre once said that giving up smoking 526 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:01,222 was like giving up the world. 527 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:05,226 When you'd go to the theater, you'd smoke during intermission. 528 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:08,271 After sex, you'd smoke in bed. 529 00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:10,732 When you'd go out to a restaurant, 530 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:13,109 you'd smoke before dessert. 531 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,611 So, when you think about it, 532 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,739 it wasn't really giving up smoking. 533 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:19,657 It was giving up everything. 534 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:27,039 You're warm. (chuckles dazily) 535 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:33,713 If you need anything, call me, okay? 536 00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,382 Promise. Mm. 537 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:44,682 ♫ ("Breakdown by Tessa Violet faintly on car radio) 538 00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:50,229 Don't get on that plane! 539 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:53,691 - Driver>Your friend okay? 540 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:57,612 (car door shuts) 541 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:05,870 ♫ (song ends, transition to "Yes Mom" by Tessa Violet) 542 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:11,417 ♪ Bet you've been a fan of me ♪ 543 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,628 ♪ See me in your fantasies ♪ 544 00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:16,214 ♪ Everything I got, I got working for me ♪ 545 00:29:16,214 --> 00:29:18,925 ♪ So eat that, peep that, I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 546 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,179 ♪ I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 547 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,934 ♪ I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 548 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,686 ♪ When I take my picture ♪ 549 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,815 ♪ Wanna kiss her, I'm like, damn ♪ 550 00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:35,650 ♪ I see my reflection ♪ 551 00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:38,611 ♪ Got affection 'cause I can ♪ 552 00:29:38,861 --> 00:29:41,280 ♪ I can't help that I feel myself ♪ 553 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,533 ♪ Yes, I guess I'm a fan ♪ 554 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:45,868 ♪ When everything you're looking for ♪ 555 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:48,454 ♪ is right here where I stand, yeah ♪ 556 00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:50,873 ♪ Bet you've been a fan of me ♪ 557 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,417 ♪ See me in your fantasies ♪ 558 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,837 ♪ Everything I got, I got working for me ♪ 559 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,548 ♪ So eat that, peep that, I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 560 00:29:58,548 --> 00:30:01,050 ♪ What you see is what you get (yes mom) ♪ 561 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,553 ♪ Everything I'm owning it (yes mom) ♪ 562 00:30:03,553 --> 00:30:05,680 ♪ Did it independent 'cause I got what I need ♪ 563 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,391 ♪ So eat that, peep that, I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 564 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,437 ♪ I'm the one to beat, yeah (yes mom) ♪ 565 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,233 ♪ I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 566 00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:22,947 ♪ 20/20 vision with ambition's how I'm made ♪ 567 00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:27,827 ♪ I can't keep from winning when it's in my DNA ♪ 568 00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:30,746 ♪ Push me down and I bounce right back ♪ 569 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:33,249 ♪ Trampoline and it's in my past♪ 570 00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:38,004 ♪ Rising like a phoenix making fire from the ash, yeah ♪ 571 00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,423 ♪ Bet you've been a fan of me ♪ 572 00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:42,967 ♪ See me in your fantasies ♪ 573 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:45,386 ♪ Everything I got, I got working for me ♪ 574 00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:48,097 ♪ So eat that, peep that, I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 575 00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:50,600 ♪ What you see is what you get (yes mom) ♪ 576 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,102 ♪ Everything I'm owning it (yes mom) ♪ 577 00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:55,229 ♪ Did it independent 'cause I got what I need ♪ 578 00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:57,940 ♪ So eat that, peep that, I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 579 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:07,366 ♪ God it's such a treat just getting to be me ♪ 580 00:31:07,825 --> 00:31:11,495 ♪ Spending all my time on what I want ♪ 581 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:17,543 ♪ Looking in the mirror I'm so glad I'm here ♪ 582 00:31:17,752 --> 00:31:20,212 ♪ I'm the one to beat, yeah I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 583 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:23,174 ♪ Eat that, peep that, I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 584 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:25,176 (vocals reverse) 585 00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:27,637 ♪ I love, I love, I love ♪ 586 00:31:27,637 --> 00:31:30,139 ♪ I love, I love me ♪ 587 00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:32,642 ♪ I love, I love, I love ♪ 588 00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:35,144 ♪ I love, I love me ♪ 589 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:37,521 ♪ I love, I love, I love ♪ 590 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:40,024 ♪ I love, I love me ♪ 591 00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:42,401 ♪ I love, I love, I love ♪ 592 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:45,112 ♪ Eat that, peep that, I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪ 593 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,197 (song ends)