1 00:01:05,757 --> 00:01:08,133 (BIRD SCREECHES) 2 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:10,597 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 3 00:01:11,499 --> 00:01:14,172 (BEE BUZZING) 4 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:19,672 (BIRD SONG IN DISTANCE) 5 00:03:24,368 --> 00:03:26,963 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 6 00:03:26,964 --> 00:03:29,637 (HORNS HONKING) 7 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:34,570 (DOOR CREAKS) 8 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,612 (UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES) 9 00:05:05,997 --> 00:05:07,569 Hey! 10 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:09,374 Are you single? 11 00:05:10,034 --> 00:05:11,606 I'm a matchmaker at Adore. 12 00:05:11,607 --> 00:05:13,971 Please give me a call if you want to meet somebody. 13 00:05:13,972 --> 00:05:17,074 We have a lot of great matches for you. 14 00:05:17,613 --> 00:05:18,944 Talk soon. 15 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:33,529 James, hi. 16 00:05:33,530 --> 00:05:34,629 Thanks for calling me back. 17 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:38,369 Um, I just wanted to get some feedback on your first date 18 00:05:38,370 --> 00:05:39,337 with my client Sophie. 19 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,932 I'm actually on my way to meet her right now... 20 00:05:40,933 --> 00:05:43,033 but I had a quick chat with her this morning... 21 00:05:43,034 --> 00:05:45,772 and the headline is, she had a great time 22 00:05:45,773 --> 00:05:48,446 and would love to see you again. 23 00:05:50,107 --> 00:05:51,481 Hello? James? 24 00:05:51,482 --> 00:05:56,047 JAMES: Yeah, I'd like to be taken off the service. 25 00:05:56,916 --> 00:05:58,015 May I ask why? 26 00:05:58,016 --> 00:06:00,116 JAMES: I thought you were going to set me up 27 00:06:00,117 --> 00:06:02,591 with high-quality women. 28 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:06,991 I said: A fit woman in her 30s with a nice smile. 29 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:09,059 She's 40 and fat. 30 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:11,732 - She's 39. - 39 is not 30s, that's 40. 31 00:06:11,733 --> 00:06:16,034 I would never swipe right on a woman like that. 32 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:20,445 - I'm sorry you feel that way. - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 33 00:06:20,577 --> 00:06:22,007 (LINE BEEPS) 34 00:06:32,556 --> 00:06:34,623 SOPHIE: I'm so happy. 35 00:06:34,624 --> 00:06:36,922 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 36 00:06:36,923 --> 00:06:38,121 You did it, Lucy. 37 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:42,598 When you said that he's 47 and only makes 150K a year... 38 00:06:42,599 --> 00:06:48,099 I almost said no, but I'm really happy I trusted you. 39 00:06:48,572 --> 00:06:49,737 I know it's only been one date 40 00:06:49,738 --> 00:06:51,904 and I need to manage my expectations... 41 00:06:51,905 --> 00:06:56,040 but this is probably the best first date I've ever had! 42 00:06:56,041 --> 00:07:00,418 Uh, Sophie, so I just got off the phone with him. 43 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,849 And he loved meeting you, 44 00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:04,620 he had a great time... 45 00:07:04,621 --> 00:07:06,523 But he doesn't feel like the chemistry 46 00:07:06,524 --> 00:07:09,428 is there for him at this time. 47 00:07:09,857 --> 00:07:11,463 So. 48 00:07:12,893 --> 00:07:14,994 Onward and upward. 49 00:07:15,599 --> 00:07:18,800 He doesn't want a second date? 50 00:07:19,702 --> 00:07:20,967 No. 51 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:24,805 He's balding. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 52 00:07:24,806 --> 00:07:26,840 How fucking dare he? 53 00:07:26,841 --> 00:07:28,479 LUCY: Dating is a risk. 54 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,911 You took a risk. It's brave. 55 00:07:31,912 --> 00:07:35,850 SOPHIE: Why did you set me up with someone like that? 56 00:07:36,488 --> 00:07:39,722 He checked a lot of our boxes... 57 00:07:39,953 --> 00:07:42,527 and you checked a lot of his. 58 00:07:42,659 --> 00:07:44,792 So, onwards and upwards. 59 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:46,024 Let's talk about your next match. 60 00:07:46,025 --> 00:07:47,762 I have an amazing guy for you. 61 00:07:47,763 --> 00:07:50,666 His name is Mark, he's a doctor, 62 00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:51,634 he's very handsome... 63 00:07:51,635 --> 00:07:54,505 he has a full head of hair, he's 48. 64 00:07:54,506 --> 00:07:56,639 SOPHIE: That's almost 50. 65 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,772 He looks great for 48. 66 00:07:57,773 --> 00:08:01,039 He's very fit. He looks like he's 40. 67 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,008 - How tall? - 5'11". 68 00:08:03,009 --> 00:08:08,046 Is he actually 5'11" or is he actually 5'9" and is lying? 69 00:08:08,047 --> 00:08:09,784 What's a couple of inches? 70 00:08:09,785 --> 00:08:12,655 SOPHIE: I don't want to waste my time. 71 00:08:12,656 --> 00:08:15,218 I am not asking for a miracle. 72 00:08:15,219 --> 00:08:18,529 I'm just asking for the bare minimum. 73 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:21,059 I'm trying to settle. 74 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:22,797 LUCY: Sophie. 75 00:08:22,798 --> 00:08:25,570 I know how it feels right now. 76 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:28,199 But I promise you... 77 00:08:28,936 --> 00:08:32,841 you're going to marry the love of your life. 78 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,172 SOPHIE: I don't believe you. 79 00:08:35,173 --> 00:08:36,911 That's okay. 80 00:08:37,615 --> 00:08:39,276 I believe it. 81 00:08:40,585 --> 00:08:42,653 (HORNS HONKING IN DISTANCE) 82 00:08:47,086 --> 00:08:49,825 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 83 00:08:50,628 --> 00:08:53,059 (ALL CHEERING) 84 00:08:58,295 --> 00:09:01,605 Girl of the hour! 85 00:09:01,606 --> 00:09:02,969 Tonight, we're all gathered 86 00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:06,137 to celebrate the most talented Lucy. 87 00:09:06,138 --> 00:09:09,679 One hell of a matchmaker with razor-sharp instincts... 88 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:13,980 and an eagle eye for chemistry because this weekend... 89 00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:19,249 her client Charlotte B. Is getting married! 90 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:20,690 (ALL CHEERING) 91 00:09:20,691 --> 00:09:24,992 Charlotte B. Is marrying Peter C. 92 00:09:25,124 --> 00:09:26,762 The Prince Charming 93 00:09:26,763 --> 00:09:29,930 Lucy matched her with 20 months ago. 94 00:09:29,931 --> 00:09:34,331 How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy? 95 00:09:34,969 --> 00:09:35,804 Nine. 96 00:09:35,805 --> 00:09:39,677 (CHANTING) Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! 97 00:09:40,139 --> 00:09:42,712 Lucy, do a speech! 98 00:09:42,713 --> 00:09:47,883 (CHANTING) Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 99 00:09:55,154 --> 00:09:56,694 Okay. 100 00:09:57,354 --> 00:10:00,599 My speech is... 101 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:02,292 that if the girl asks for 102 00:10:02,293 --> 00:10:03,964 a 6-foot-tall drink of water... 103 00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:07,704 in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand 104 00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:10,839 and a... good hairline... 105 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,203 (ALL LAUGHING) 106 00:10:12,204 --> 00:10:13,369 You deliver. 107 00:10:13,370 --> 00:10:15,339 (ALL CHEERING) 108 00:10:15,812 --> 00:10:17,373 How did it go with Sophie L. Today? 109 00:10:17,374 --> 00:10:21,246 It took our membership team an hour to get her to renew. 110 00:10:21,345 --> 00:10:22,312 Hopeless. 111 00:10:22,313 --> 00:10:25,315 I'm afraid there's not a single man in New York City 112 00:10:25,316 --> 00:10:27,318 that'll date this girl. 113 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:28,890 What seems to be the issue? 114 00:10:28,891 --> 00:10:32,058 That's the thing. There is nothing wrong with her. 115 00:10:32,059 --> 00:10:34,896 She's okay attractive... 116 00:10:34,897 --> 00:10:39,967 okay money, okay educated, okay personality. 117 00:10:39,968 --> 00:10:43,036 There's just not a standout quality. 118 00:10:43,037 --> 00:10:45,676 She's not competitive in the mainstream market... 119 00:10:45,677 --> 00:10:48,305 and there is no niche market for her. 120 00:10:48,306 --> 00:10:49,009 Exactly. 121 00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:50,340 And if there's no specialty appeal... 122 00:10:50,341 --> 00:10:53,409 then there's no place for her in any market. 123 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:54,784 That is tough. 124 00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:57,952 And she's my favorite client right now. 125 00:10:57,953 --> 00:11:00,383 I mean, she's entitled like everyone, 126 00:11:00,384 --> 00:11:02,286 but she's sweet... 127 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:07,225 and she's realistic, she's not crazy. 128 00:11:07,226 --> 00:11:09,426 She's a nice girl. 129 00:11:10,394 --> 00:11:12,263 There's got to be a guy out there 130 00:11:12,264 --> 00:11:14,705 who just wants a nice girl. 131 00:11:14,706 --> 00:11:16,873 What about Mark P.? 132 00:11:17,038 --> 00:11:17,840 He's okay. 133 00:11:17,841 --> 00:11:20,073 LUCY: I pitched him to her already. 134 00:11:20,074 --> 00:11:22,845 She's afraid he's not actually 5'11". 135 00:11:22,846 --> 00:11:24,242 And I'm like, can we please not worry 136 00:11:24,243 --> 00:11:25,441 about a couple inches right now? 137 00:11:25,442 --> 00:11:27,916 Because you're about to die alone. 138 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:28,686 (CHUCKLES) 139 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:31,250 You know there's a surgery for that. 140 00:11:32,053 --> 00:11:33,724 For dying alone? 141 00:11:33,725 --> 00:11:35,991 For getting taller. 142 00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:38,157 Up to six inches. 143 00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:40,291 You break your legs, and... 144 00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:44,361 extend it, let the bone heal itself. 145 00:11:44,362 --> 00:11:46,770 That's a game changer. 146 00:11:46,771 --> 00:11:48,332 It costs like 200K. 147 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:53,470 Six inches can double a man's value in the market. 148 00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:55,174 If you can afford it, 149 00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:58,046 it's definitely worth the investment. 150 00:11:58,178 --> 00:11:59,079 What's the saying? 151 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:03,248 "You're not ugly, you just don't have money." 152 00:12:03,249 --> 00:12:04,183 LUCY: Right. 153 00:12:04,184 --> 00:12:06,185 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 154 00:12:06,186 --> 00:12:09,288 Do you have a dress picked out for the wedding? 155 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,224 Yes. 156 00:12:11,323 --> 00:12:13,390 Are you going alone? 157 00:12:13,391 --> 00:12:14,160 Mm-hmm. 158 00:12:14,161 --> 00:12:17,031 Lucy M.: The Eternal Bachelorette. 159 00:12:17,032 --> 00:12:18,395 A voluntary celibate. 160 00:12:18,396 --> 00:12:20,771 Do you want me to set you up with someone? 161 00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:24,006 No, I'm gonna die alone. 162 00:12:24,171 --> 00:12:26,304 Or get a rich husband. 163 00:12:26,305 --> 00:12:27,976 Same thing. 164 00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:29,440 (LUCY CHUCKLES) 165 00:12:40,924 --> 00:12:43,520 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 166 00:12:44,356 --> 00:12:46,094 HARRY: Hi, Charles. 167 00:12:46,424 --> 00:12:48,359 Good to see you. (KISSES) 168 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,426 You look beautiful. 169 00:12:49,427 --> 00:12:53,167 Oh, my God, look how big they are. 170 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,871 Mom. 171 00:12:54,872 --> 00:12:56,874 Congratulations. 172 00:13:03,045 --> 00:13:04,849 Nice to see you. 173 00:13:06,147 --> 00:13:08,215 You look beautiful. 174 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:11,020 Nice to see you again. 175 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:13,285 Hi, Henry. Hi. 176 00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:15,353 PATRICIA: I have been saying to everyone 177 00:13:15,354 --> 00:13:17,795 that Peter and Char are my couple goals... 178 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,291 and I need to find my own Peter 179 00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:20,424 and you're responsible? 180 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,966 Well, I'm how Charlotte and Peter met, okay? 181 00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:24,967 But it's up to the client 182 00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:26,496 to build a strong enough relationship... 183 00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:27,937 that leads to marriage. 184 00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:28,971 But how did you know that 185 00:13:28,972 --> 00:13:30,533 Peter would be the perfect guy for Char? 186 00:13:30,534 --> 00:13:33,371 JAIME: Well, she can't tell, it's her industry secret. 187 00:13:33,372 --> 00:13:36,572 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) There are no industry secrets. 188 00:13:36,573 --> 00:13:38,849 We can always meet our life partner 189 00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:41,412 out in the wild or swiping on apps. 190 00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:44,855 But the happy ending to a first date... 191 00:13:44,856 --> 00:13:46,252 is not the second date. 192 00:13:46,253 --> 00:13:49,189 It's changing each other's diapers 193 00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:51,488 and burying each other. 194 00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:54,161 You're looking for a nursing home partner 195 00:13:54,162 --> 00:13:56,065 and a grave buddy. 196 00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:59,529 Who our partner is... 197 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:02,466 it determines our whole life... 198 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,204 and how we live. 199 00:14:04,205 --> 00:14:08,275 Not for one, two, ten years, but... 200 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:10,881 forever. 201 00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:13,081 Oh, my God. (CHUCKLES) 202 00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:15,314 I need you so badly. 203 00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:16,381 Yeah, I'm desperate. 204 00:14:16,382 --> 00:14:18,086 Can I give you my card? 205 00:14:18,087 --> 00:14:18,889 Of course. 206 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:20,550 I'm going through a divorce, but once it's over... 207 00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,322 I would really, really like to give you a call. 208 00:14:23,323 --> 00:14:24,620 I'm so sorry to hear that. 209 00:14:24,621 --> 00:14:27,558 Lucy. She needs you. 210 00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:31,298 Excuse me. 211 00:14:36,204 --> 00:14:39,977 (FOOTSTEPS THUMPING IN UNISON) 212 00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:57,896 I just need five minutes alone with her. 213 00:15:03,165 --> 00:15:04,595 (DOOR CLOSES) 214 00:15:15,441 --> 00:15:18,609 - Hi, Charlotte. - Hey, Lucy. 215 00:15:19,511 --> 00:15:21,920 LUCY: How're you holding up? 216 00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:24,285 Not good. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 217 00:15:25,484 --> 00:15:26,517 What's going on? 218 00:15:26,518 --> 00:15:28,421 (CHARLOTTE SNIFFLES) 219 00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:31,490 What's going on... 220 00:15:32,128 --> 00:15:35,361 is that I am a modern woman. 221 00:15:35,362 --> 00:15:38,101 Like, I could've been anything. 222 00:15:38,464 --> 00:15:39,629 Anything. 223 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:43,238 But I chose to become... 224 00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:46,043 a bride. 225 00:15:47,209 --> 00:15:49,244 I chose this. 226 00:15:50,311 --> 00:15:52,246 It's not like I'm getting married 227 00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:53,478 because I need to forge a... 228 00:15:53,479 --> 00:15:56,514 relationship between two kingdoms. 229 00:15:56,515 --> 00:16:00,155 It's not like my family needs a cow. (LAUGHS) 230 00:16:00,156 --> 00:16:04,259 I chose this. I chose to marry a man. 231 00:16:04,391 --> 00:16:05,193 LUCY: Charlotte. 232 00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:08,197 Marriage is a business deal. 233 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,066 And it always has been 234 00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:13,565 since the very first time two people did it. 235 00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:18,173 You can always walk away if the deal isn't good. 236 00:16:18,174 --> 00:16:20,505 And as the person who introduced you to Peter, 237 00:16:20,506 --> 00:16:24,114 I will walk right out of here with you. 238 00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:28,282 So tell me: Do you not want to get married today? 239 00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:30,020 I have to. 240 00:16:30,021 --> 00:16:32,154 - LUCY: Why? - Bec... (SCOFFS) 241 00:16:32,155 --> 00:16:36,686 My parents spent so much money on this wedding. 242 00:16:36,687 --> 00:16:38,655 We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars... 243 00:16:38,656 --> 00:16:39,689 on this wedding just so that 244 00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:43,165 I could feel like a fucking woman. 245 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,133 LUCY: Why do you really, 246 00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:47,763 in the darkest, ugliest part of yourself, 247 00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:49,633 want to marry Peter? 248 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:50,634 (CHARLOTTE SIGHS) 249 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,043 And I promise you... 250 00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:54,506 I have heard every reason 251 00:16:54,507 --> 00:16:57,344 why a person wants to get married to someone. 252 00:16:57,345 --> 00:17:03,053 And none of them are shocking or wrong or crazy to me. 253 00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:06,486 It will be a secret between you and me. 254 00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:11,787 You promise it'll be a secret? 255 00:17:11,788 --> 00:17:13,427 LUCY: I promise. 256 00:17:14,065 --> 00:17:17,760 You cannot tell anyone. 257 00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:22,139 Not a soul. It is so awful. 258 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,704 LUCY: I will take it to my grave. 259 00:17:42,522 --> 00:17:46,394 He makes my sister jealous. 260 00:17:47,395 --> 00:17:49,462 She's never said that, but I know it's true. 261 00:17:49,463 --> 00:17:51,827 She thinks he's better than her husband. 262 00:17:51,828 --> 00:17:53,235 She thinks he's... 263 00:17:53,236 --> 00:17:57,405 got a better job, that he's better-looking. 264 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,243 Taller. 265 00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,246 And... 266 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,086 that makes me feel... 267 00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:10,087 (SNIFFLES) 268 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,255 like I've won. 269 00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:15,720 (SOBBING) 270 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:21,231 So this is about value. 271 00:18:24,465 --> 00:18:27,468 Peter makes you feel valuable. 272 00:18:30,603 --> 00:18:32,176 (CHUCKLES) 273 00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,772 Yeah, he does. 274 00:18:35,509 --> 00:18:37,478 He really does. 275 00:18:38,446 --> 00:18:41,449 Does that make you want to marry him? 276 00:18:42,549 --> 00:18:44,188 (CHUCKLES) 277 00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:49,226 (CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES) 278 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:50,820 (APPLAUSE) 279 00:18:50,821 --> 00:18:53,692 (ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 280 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:04,703 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 281 00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:31,499 Hey. 282 00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:33,467 I'm Harry. 283 00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:34,766 Lucy. 284 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:37,241 You're the matchmaker. 285 00:19:37,769 --> 00:19:39,275 You're the brother. 286 00:19:39,276 --> 00:19:41,937 What are you doing at the singles table? 287 00:19:41,938 --> 00:19:45,347 My mother wants me to marry. 288 00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:46,744 I can help you with that. 289 00:19:46,745 --> 00:19:48,581 I saw you recruiting earlier. 290 00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:51,353 A wedding like this must be a gold mine. 291 00:19:51,354 --> 00:19:54,719 There's a lot of opportunity here for our company. 292 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,786 Your sales pitch is perfect 293 00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,953 because you make it feel like it's their idea. 294 00:19:57,954 --> 00:20:00,296 It's not like you're telling people they need you, 295 00:20:00,297 --> 00:20:02,496 nobody wants to hear that. 296 00:20:02,497 --> 00:20:03,365 If they need you, 297 00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:05,797 then something is wrong with them. 298 00:20:06,237 --> 00:20:07,336 Instead... 299 00:20:07,337 --> 00:20:08,865 you're saying: "You could do this on your own" 300 00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:12,705 "but if you're lucky enough to be able to afford me," 301 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,576 "why not?" 302 00:20:16,775 --> 00:20:17,973 You're a luxury good. 303 00:20:17,974 --> 00:20:19,777 Then they really do feel like they need you... 304 00:20:19,778 --> 00:20:23,253 just like they need every other luxury in their lives. 305 00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:24,914 Once you get your first $400 haircut, 306 00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:28,391 you can't go back to Supercuts, can you? 307 00:20:29,326 --> 00:20:29,919 It's easy. 308 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,692 No. You're just really good. 309 00:20:35,596 --> 00:20:37,268 What's it like? 310 00:20:37,763 --> 00:20:38,730 What's what like? 311 00:20:38,731 --> 00:20:40,799 Being a matchmaker. 312 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,538 It's like working at the morgue, 313 00:20:44,539 --> 00:20:46,640 or an insurance company. 314 00:20:47,938 --> 00:20:50,248 (CHUCKLES) In what way? 315 00:20:51,447 --> 00:20:55,714 6'2 ", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat. 316 00:20:55,715 --> 00:20:56,880 White, Black, Asian. 317 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,915 - Doctor, lawyer, banker. - (CHUCKLES) 318 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:02,325 100 grand, 200 grand, 300 grand. 319 00:21:02,326 --> 00:21:04,327 Smoker, non-smoker. 320 00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:06,824 But you must know a lot about love. 321 00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:08,761 I know about dating. 322 00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:10,895 What's the difference? 323 00:21:12,699 --> 00:21:15,635 Dating takes a lot of effort. 324 00:21:15,636 --> 00:21:17,703 A lot of trial and error. 325 00:21:17,704 --> 00:21:20,938 A ton of risk and pain. 326 00:21:23,545 --> 00:21:25,415 Love is easy. 327 00:21:25,778 --> 00:21:27,009 Is it? 328 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:31,047 I find it to be the most difficult thing in the world. 329 00:21:31,454 --> 00:21:34,655 That's because we can't help it. 330 00:21:34,886 --> 00:21:38,725 It just walks into our lives sometimes. 331 00:21:39,891 --> 00:21:41,661 Are you hitting on me? 332 00:21:41,662 --> 00:21:43,597 - Definitely not. - (CHUCKLES) 333 00:21:43,598 --> 00:21:45,335 But I do think that you would be 334 00:21:45,336 --> 00:21:47,865 a great match for a lot of our clients. 335 00:21:47,866 --> 00:21:50,472 We need more straight men in New York City. 336 00:21:50,473 --> 00:21:53,772 You look about six feet tall. How much money do you make? 337 00:21:53,773 --> 00:21:55,543 Just straight up like that? 338 00:21:55,544 --> 00:21:59,679 I make 80 grand a year before taxes. 339 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,352 Do you make more or less than that? 340 00:22:02,353 --> 00:22:03,651 More. 341 00:22:04,982 --> 00:22:06,620 I know. 342 00:22:06,621 --> 00:22:08,458 Finance, right? 343 00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:12,528 Private equity. 344 00:22:13,661 --> 00:22:14,760 Do you want a drink? 345 00:22:14,761 --> 00:22:16,894 - Sure. - What do you want? 346 00:22:16,895 --> 00:22:19,733 - Coke and beer. - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 347 00:22:21,438 --> 00:22:22,802 (THUDS) 348 00:22:25,673 --> 00:22:27,103 Hey, buddy. 349 00:22:27,576 --> 00:22:29,413 Hi, John. 350 00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:43,118 Working now, obviously, but talk after dinner service? 351 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:44,394 Yeah. 352 00:22:44,395 --> 00:22:45,693 Okay. 353 00:22:47,794 --> 00:22:50,664 HARRY'S FATHER: Love is the last religion... 354 00:22:50,665 --> 00:22:56,703 the last country, the last surviving ideology. 355 00:22:56,704 --> 00:23:01,445 So what else really is there to believe in? 356 00:23:02,941 --> 00:23:05,074 When you get lost... 357 00:23:05,075 --> 00:23:08,914 and I know you'll be lost at times... 358 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,949 it's life. 359 00:23:12,115 --> 00:23:14,458 When you're lost... 360 00:23:14,590 --> 00:23:17,087 the answer is simple. 361 00:23:17,659 --> 00:23:20,662 Just go where love is. 362 00:23:21,828 --> 00:23:24,996 Just go where love is. 363 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,406 (APPLAUSE) 364 00:23:32,168 --> 00:23:34,808 ALL: ♪ Touching hands ♪ 365 00:23:36,073 --> 00:23:38,911 ♪ Reaching out ♪ 366 00:23:39,109 --> 00:23:46,424 ♪ Touching me, touching you ♪ 367 00:23:46,853 --> 00:23:49,723 ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 368 00:23:49,724 --> 00:23:50,922 ♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪ 369 00:23:50,923 --> 00:23:54,596 ♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪ 370 00:23:54,597 --> 00:23:58,634 ♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪ 371 00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:01,439 (HORNS, SIRENS IN DISTANCE) 372 00:24:12,714 --> 00:24:13,747 Hi. 373 00:24:13,748 --> 00:24:15,046 Hey. 374 00:24:38,168 --> 00:24:41,743 So, what made them perfect for each other? 375 00:24:42,843 --> 00:24:46,242 LUCY: Similar economic background. 376 00:24:46,781 --> 00:24:48,518 Politically aligned. 377 00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:52,116 Well-matched in their attractiveness. 378 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,986 Similar upbringing. 379 00:24:54,987 --> 00:24:56,218 Similar upbringing? 380 00:24:56,219 --> 00:24:59,254 They both come from big happy families. 381 00:24:59,255 --> 00:25:00,189 (SCOFFS) 382 00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:02,830 "Big happy families." 383 00:25:02,995 --> 00:25:04,260 Yes. 384 00:25:04,601 --> 00:25:06,933 I'll believe it when I see it. 385 00:25:07,065 --> 00:25:09,869 The perception of a "big happy family"... 386 00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:14,105 is all you need to have a "big happy family." 387 00:25:14,842 --> 00:25:17,911 That's all it takes to be soulmates? 388 00:25:18,945 --> 00:25:20,650 Basically. 389 00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:25,214 Poor... 390 00:25:25,215 --> 00:25:27,525 voted for Bernie... 391 00:25:27,657 --> 00:25:29,560 shitty family. 392 00:25:29,923 --> 00:25:31,892 Are we soulmates? 393 00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:34,290 Probably. 394 00:25:44,234 --> 00:25:46,004 How's acting going? 395 00:25:46,005 --> 00:25:49,041 How does it look like it's going? 396 00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:50,910 Sorry. 397 00:25:50,911 --> 00:25:53,847 No, don't be, I'm just being a dick. 398 00:25:53,848 --> 00:25:57,653 I'm giving you a hard time because I'm embarrassed. 399 00:25:57,654 --> 00:25:59,589 LUCY: What are you embarrassed about? 400 00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:01,592 Having a job? 401 00:26:03,121 --> 00:26:04,991 I'm in a play. 402 00:26:05,288 --> 00:26:07,630 - Yeah? - Yeah. 403 00:26:07,631 --> 00:26:08,829 It's not for a while. 404 00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:11,964 I'm just doing jobs like this to try and save some cash... 405 00:26:11,965 --> 00:26:14,231 before rehearsal starts. 406 00:26:25,715 --> 00:26:29,180 Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight. 407 00:26:33,756 --> 00:26:35,725 I missed you. 408 00:26:36,627 --> 00:26:37,990 JOHN: Yeah. 409 00:26:37,991 --> 00:26:41,159 You don't even remember my face. 410 00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:57,779 LUCY: Got it. 411 00:26:57,780 --> 00:27:00,112 (CHUCKLES) Your turn. 412 00:27:11,728 --> 00:27:13,664 You seeing anyone? 413 00:27:17,063 --> 00:27:20,132 You saw me at the singles table. 414 00:27:42,825 --> 00:27:45,189 (VEHICLE PASSING BY) 415 00:27:45,190 --> 00:27:47,126 I missed you too. 416 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,264 (SIGHS) 417 00:27:58,005 --> 00:28:02,944 Can I give you a ride home after I'm done finishing up? 418 00:28:03,109 --> 00:28:05,045 I have my car here. 419 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,443 Yeah. 420 00:28:08,444 --> 00:28:10,787 We should catch up. 421 00:28:15,924 --> 00:28:19,389 (SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING) 422 00:28:41,818 --> 00:28:43,446 Mommy, mommy. 423 00:28:47,054 --> 00:28:49,022 Giving me your number? 424 00:28:49,023 --> 00:28:50,287 Recruitment. 425 00:28:50,288 --> 00:28:51,288 Worked for your brother, 426 00:28:51,289 --> 00:28:53,962 so I think it will work for you. 427 00:28:54,897 --> 00:28:57,900 I'll call you if you dance with me. 428 00:29:09,175 --> 00:29:11,144 I'm going to call you. 429 00:29:11,309 --> 00:29:13,377 But not to hire you. 430 00:29:14,477 --> 00:29:18,051 I'm probably not someone you want to date. 431 00:29:18,052 --> 00:29:18,513 Why not? 432 00:29:18,514 --> 00:29:23,057 Because the next person I date, I'm gonna marry. 433 00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:25,190 So what kind of a person 434 00:29:25,191 --> 00:29:27,896 does a matchmaker want to marry? 435 00:29:27,897 --> 00:29:32,428 Well, my non-negotiables are that they're rich. 436 00:29:32,429 --> 00:29:38,071 My nice-to-have is that they're mind-numbingly... 437 00:29:38,072 --> 00:29:40,272 absurdly... 438 00:29:40,811 --> 00:29:42,538 achingly... 439 00:29:42,912 --> 00:29:44,243 rich. 440 00:29:45,442 --> 00:29:48,411 - Are you hitting on me? - (LUCY LAUGHS) 441 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,546 (HARRY CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 442 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,956 (SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC CONTINUING) 443 00:30:05,297 --> 00:30:07,266 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 444 00:30:08,938 --> 00:30:10,367 We have the penthouse at the Ritz 445 00:30:10,368 --> 00:30:13,305 for the afterparty, if you want to come. 446 00:30:13,503 --> 00:30:15,504 Maybe next time. 447 00:30:15,505 --> 00:30:18,849 Can my driver drop you somewhere? 448 00:30:19,047 --> 00:30:20,917 I have a ride. 449 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,423 (PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 450 00:30:33,226 --> 00:30:34,931 Remember this one? 451 00:30:36,933 --> 00:30:38,198 Yep. 452 00:30:45,073 --> 00:30:47,536 You still live in the same place? 453 00:30:47,537 --> 00:30:48,471 JOHN: Yep. 454 00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:50,275 Rent's still $850. 455 00:30:50,276 --> 00:30:52,178 No fucking way. 456 00:30:52,179 --> 00:30:54,181 It's falling apart. 457 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,447 I never get hot water. 458 00:30:57,283 --> 00:30:59,956 LUCY: How are your roommates? 459 00:31:00,352 --> 00:31:02,518 David moved in with his fiancee... 460 00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:05,224 and I think Logan is developing 461 00:31:05,225 --> 00:31:06,522 a drinking problem. 462 00:31:06,523 --> 00:31:08,425 LUCY: David is engaged? 463 00:31:08,426 --> 00:31:09,426 Yeah. 464 00:31:09,427 --> 00:31:11,428 LUCY: To the TikTok girl? 465 00:31:11,429 --> 00:31:12,297 Yep. 466 00:31:12,298 --> 00:31:15,268 She does OnlyFans now too. 467 00:31:15,906 --> 00:31:17,434 Good for him. 468 00:31:17,435 --> 00:31:18,204 JOHN: Is it? 469 00:31:18,205 --> 00:31:22,571 "He's a 5'7" depressed novelist who's never been published. 470 00:31:22,572 --> 00:31:24,640 He couldn't do better. 471 00:31:30,184 --> 00:31:32,285 It's that simple, huh? 472 00:31:33,418 --> 00:31:35,354 It's just math. 473 00:31:39,325 --> 00:31:41,459 What are you thinking about? 474 00:31:42,592 --> 00:31:45,298 It smells the same. 475 00:31:45,595 --> 00:31:47,531 JOHN: What, my car? 476 00:31:49,170 --> 00:31:50,501 Mm-hmm. 477 00:31:53,339 --> 00:31:55,637 - Look, there! - I'm not going to pay $25 478 00:31:55,638 --> 00:31:57,672 to park this piece of shit for an hour. 479 00:31:57,673 --> 00:31:59,179 That's the cheapest we'll ever get. 480 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,675 We'll find street parking on the next block. 481 00:32:00,676 --> 00:32:03,381 John, it's been 20 minutes. I'll just pay for it. 482 00:32:03,382 --> 00:32:04,250 You're not paying. 483 00:32:04,251 --> 00:32:06,219 - We're going to have to... - These fucking people... 484 00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:07,253 forfeit the reservation 485 00:32:07,254 --> 00:32:08,518 if we're more than 15 minutes late 486 00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:10,388 and then they charge us a cancellation fee of 487 00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:11,290 $25 per person. 488 00:32:11,291 --> 00:32:12,654 Wait, are you fucking serious? 489 00:32:12,655 --> 00:32:13,930 I told you this like 10 times. 490 00:32:13,931 --> 00:32:15,195 That's extortion. Why would you make 491 00:32:15,196 --> 00:32:16,493 a reservation at such a criminal place? 492 00:32:16,494 --> 00:32:17,967 We agreed to go to nice restaurants 493 00:32:17,968 --> 00:32:18,935 on our anniversary. 494 00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:20,596 Oh, there's no "nice" places in New York City that won't... 495 00:32:20,597 --> 00:32:22,664 charge you 50 bucks if you're a couple minutes late? 496 00:32:22,665 --> 00:32:24,006 Why did we even bring the car? 497 00:32:24,007 --> 00:32:26,107 Yes, it's my fault, my rehearsal ran long. 498 00:32:26,108 --> 00:32:27,570 - You made your point. - We could've called a car. 499 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,946 So we could spend $50 to get into the city... 500 00:32:29,947 --> 00:32:31,310 and then another $200 at the restaurant? 501 00:32:31,311 --> 00:32:34,610 Why do you have a car if you can't pay for it, John? 502 00:32:34,611 --> 00:32:35,545 Look, right there. 503 00:32:35,546 --> 00:32:38,482 $20 for 40 minutes? What the fuck is this math? 504 00:32:38,483 --> 00:32:40,121 I don't want to fight about money 505 00:32:40,122 --> 00:32:42,156 with my boyfriend on our anniversary. 506 00:32:42,157 --> 00:32:43,553 It makes me feel like my parents. 507 00:32:43,554 --> 00:32:44,653 JOHN: I'm sorry, okay? 508 00:32:44,654 --> 00:32:47,194 We'll park at the next garage we see. 509 00:32:47,195 --> 00:32:48,525 What are you doing? 510 00:32:48,526 --> 00:32:49,526 Lucy. 511 00:32:49,527 --> 00:32:51,430 Where the fuck are you going? 512 00:32:51,661 --> 00:32:54,036 Hey, I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. 513 00:32:54,037 --> 00:32:58,139 I don't have any money, and I forgot. 514 00:32:58,140 --> 00:33:01,076 What? What did you forget? That you love me? 515 00:33:01,077 --> 00:33:03,243 Will you please get back in the car? Please? 516 00:33:03,244 --> 00:33:05,674 I don't want to hate you because you're poor... 517 00:33:05,675 --> 00:33:08,743 but right now I do, and it makes me hate myself. 518 00:33:08,744 --> 00:33:12,285 Do you know how hard it is to make you happy? 519 00:33:12,286 --> 00:33:15,684 And I want you to be happy. I'm trying. I really am. 520 00:33:15,685 --> 00:33:19,721 I know. And it's almost enough to make me happy. 521 00:33:19,722 --> 00:33:20,557 (HORNS BLARING) 522 00:33:20,558 --> 00:33:25,001 I wish that I didn't care if we ate from a halal cart... 523 00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:27,498 on our five-year anniversary, but I do. 524 00:33:27,499 --> 00:33:33,042 And however much you hate me, I promise, I hate myself more. 525 00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:34,241 I don't hate you. 526 00:33:34,242 --> 00:33:35,573 You do. 527 00:33:35,738 --> 00:33:39,082 And it's not because we're not in love. 528 00:33:39,709 --> 00:33:42,019 It's because we're broke. 529 00:33:43,152 --> 00:33:45,715 (ENGINE IDLING LOUDLY) 530 00:33:48,718 --> 00:33:51,457 (ENGINE SCREECHES) 531 00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,572 (DOOR OPENS) 532 00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:12,709 (DOOR CLOSES) 533 00:34:16,746 --> 00:34:18,583 You want to come up? 534 00:34:24,292 --> 00:34:25,557 Yes. 535 00:34:27,592 --> 00:34:29,231 But I shouldn't. 536 00:34:33,829 --> 00:34:35,765 Thanks for the ride. 537 00:34:38,108 --> 00:34:39,538 JOHN: Anytime. 538 00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:46,611 Invite me to your play. 539 00:34:47,117 --> 00:34:48,448 I will. 540 00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:53,222 (DOOR CREAKS) 541 00:34:53,453 --> 00:34:56,324 (ENGINE STARTS, SCREECHING) 542 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,399 I'm just giving you feedback 543 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,763 so you can improve your performance... 544 00:35:07,764 --> 00:35:09,336 and I can start getting better matches. 545 00:35:09,337 --> 00:35:11,371 I want to meet someone who is a combination of all 546 00:35:11,372 --> 00:35:14,506 the different awesome parts of the last four matches. 547 00:35:14,507 --> 00:35:17,344 Sophie's job and education level, 548 00:35:17,345 --> 00:35:19,775 Emily's body and lifestyle, 549 00:35:19,776 --> 00:35:22,811 Piper's face and sense of style... 550 00:35:22,812 --> 00:35:27,222 and Jane's hobbies and taste in TV shows. 551 00:35:27,223 --> 00:35:30,885 Easy, since I'm Dr. Frankenstein. 552 00:35:30,886 --> 00:35:32,591 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 553 00:35:33,724 --> 00:35:34,856 I'm turning 48 in a few months 554 00:35:34,857 --> 00:35:38,530 and I think I need to meet someone more grown. 555 00:35:38,531 --> 00:35:39,465 Someone I can talk to, 556 00:35:39,466 --> 00:35:42,699 just a proper woman who knows good music... 557 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:46,340 has seen old movies, things like that. 558 00:35:46,341 --> 00:35:49,310 My last couple girlfriends were 21 and 24... 559 00:35:49,311 --> 00:35:52,412 and they were honestly kind of immature. 560 00:35:52,413 --> 00:35:54,348 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I can imagine it might be 561 00:35:54,349 --> 00:35:58,748 a little hard to relate to girls born in the 2000s. 562 00:35:58,749 --> 00:36:01,223 I have a really special client, 563 00:36:01,224 --> 00:36:02,257 her name is Sophie... 564 00:36:02,258 --> 00:36:05,921 she's a highly accomplished lawyer, she's 39. 565 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,495 Um... 566 00:36:08,726 --> 00:36:12,399 I wasn't really thinking 30s. 567 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,796 LUCY: So when you said older... 568 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:16,536 I meant more like 27, 28. 569 00:36:16,668 --> 00:36:17,437 LUCY: Ah. 570 00:36:17,438 --> 00:36:19,604 It gets really intense and complicated 571 00:36:19,605 --> 00:36:20,473 with women in their 30s. 572 00:36:20,474 --> 00:36:22,277 They have really high expectations 573 00:36:22,278 --> 00:36:24,477 and they tend to rush things because I guess, 574 00:36:24,478 --> 00:36:27,481 their biological clock's ticking. 575 00:36:27,745 --> 00:36:31,682 I have another really beautiful client, she's 31... 576 00:36:31,683 --> 00:36:32,915 Uh. 577 00:36:33,949 --> 00:36:35,356 No. 578 00:36:35,357 --> 00:36:38,525 Someone... 27. 579 00:36:38,888 --> 00:36:40,427 Even 29 is pushing it. 580 00:36:40,428 --> 00:36:42,297 Trust me... it's the best thing for everyone. 581 00:36:42,298 --> 00:36:44,200 I genuinely get along much better 582 00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:45,862 with girls in their 20s. 583 00:36:46,599 --> 00:36:49,634 I don't care what she's like or how she lives... 584 00:36:49,635 --> 00:36:52,340 I just care that she's my type physically. 585 00:36:52,341 --> 00:36:54,969 LUCY: What's your type physically? 586 00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:56,411 Fit. 587 00:36:56,576 --> 00:36:58,248 LUCY: Just fit? 588 00:36:58,347 --> 00:37:01,317 Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI. 589 00:37:01,614 --> 00:37:03,286 Okay. 590 00:37:05,387 --> 00:37:08,884 Thank you for agreeing to come on a date with me. 591 00:37:08,885 --> 00:37:10,325 LUCY: Well, I only said yes to this 592 00:37:10,326 --> 00:37:11,491 so you'd realize you're wrong... 593 00:37:11,492 --> 00:37:12,954 and you're not actually interested in me. 594 00:37:12,955 --> 00:37:15,396 HARRY: My instincts are usually right. 595 00:37:15,397 --> 00:37:16,661 You think that you're more right 596 00:37:16,662 --> 00:37:17,893 about this than a professional? 597 00:37:17,894 --> 00:37:21,567 Oh, sure, you're the expert, but I trust my gut. 598 00:37:21,568 --> 00:37:24,636 LUCY: Okay. We'll see. 599 00:37:24,637 --> 00:37:27,244 You look really good today. 600 00:37:31,611 --> 00:37:32,413 Thanks. 601 00:37:32,414 --> 00:37:34,283 LUCY: How many drinks per week? 602 00:37:34,284 --> 00:37:39,783 Depends, but like, 8? 10? Work makes it hard not to. 603 00:37:39,784 --> 00:37:42,721 - Do you do drugs? - Never. 604 00:37:43,689 --> 00:37:45,789 I do pot at parties. 605 00:37:45,790 --> 00:37:46,922 Me too. 606 00:37:46,923 --> 00:37:49,299 So not never. 607 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:50,959 Hmm. 608 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,502 What do you think is your best physical feature? 609 00:37:55,569 --> 00:37:57,472 My eyes aren't bad. 610 00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:07,778 How did you end up doing what you do? 611 00:38:07,779 --> 00:38:10,044 Both my parents work in finance... 612 00:38:10,045 --> 00:38:11,012 and so does my brother, 613 00:38:11,013 --> 00:38:12,486 so I just kind of ended up doing it. 614 00:38:12,487 --> 00:38:15,391 And we all work for the firm my mother started. 615 00:38:15,985 --> 00:38:19,724 - It's a family business. - Yeah, it's boring. 616 00:38:19,725 --> 00:38:20,362 Mm. 617 00:38:20,363 --> 00:38:22,992 How did you get into doing what you do? 618 00:38:24,466 --> 00:38:28,898 It was the... first and (CHUCKLES) only thing 619 00:38:28,899 --> 00:38:30,769 I was really good at. 620 00:38:31,407 --> 00:38:33,474 HARRY: What else do you want to know about me? 621 00:38:33,475 --> 00:38:34,970 I bet your parents never raised 622 00:38:34,971 --> 00:38:37,413 their voices at each other. 623 00:38:37,743 --> 00:38:38,776 I think almost never. 624 00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:41,516 Maybe they were secretly fighting. 625 00:38:42,385 --> 00:38:44,948 Did they ever fight about money? 626 00:38:45,586 --> 00:38:46,851 No. 627 00:38:47,489 --> 00:38:48,886 Makes sense. 628 00:38:49,084 --> 00:38:52,758 I think we emulate the way our parents fight. 629 00:38:52,890 --> 00:38:53,626 Hmm. 630 00:38:53,627 --> 00:38:55,364 I see couples fighting in the middle of the street 631 00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:56,662 in New York and I don't get it. 632 00:38:56,663 --> 00:39:00,436 Aren't they embarrassed to do that in front of people? 633 00:39:01,371 --> 00:39:04,935 I'm the type to fight in the middle of the street. 634 00:39:05,408 --> 00:39:07,739 - Yeah? - Yeah. 635 00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:09,610 Have you ever done that? 636 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:13,041 - Never. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 637 00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:14,779 SOPHIE: Do you think he will like me? 638 00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:16,044 I think you will really like him. 639 00:39:16,045 --> 00:39:19,080 - Are you sure? - Stay open-minded. (LAUGHS) 640 00:39:19,081 --> 00:39:21,555 - I'm so nervous. - All right. 641 00:39:21,556 --> 00:39:22,457 Okay, text me after 642 00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:23,788 - and I'll call you tomorrow. - Okay. 643 00:39:23,789 --> 00:39:25,922 - Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye. - Bye. 644 00:39:25,923 --> 00:39:26,857 - Hi. - Hi. 645 00:39:26,858 --> 00:39:29,630 - Wow. Thank you. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 646 00:39:29,795 --> 00:39:31,467 You're welcome. 647 00:39:32,732 --> 00:39:33,468 You okay? 648 00:39:33,469 --> 00:39:36,537 Yes. My client is going on a date right now too. 649 00:39:36,538 --> 00:39:37,406 You seem nervous. 650 00:39:37,407 --> 00:39:38,803 I really want her to like this guy. 651 00:39:38,804 --> 00:39:40,805 She's had, like, 10 bad dates in a row 652 00:39:40,806 --> 00:39:42,477 and I just need to deliver. 653 00:39:42,478 --> 00:39:43,643 Are you feeling guilty that 654 00:39:43,644 --> 00:39:46,383 you're about to go on a good date? 655 00:39:46,713 --> 00:39:48,483 (LUCY CHUCKLES) 656 00:39:48,484 --> 00:39:50,617 (FAINT INDISTINCT CHATTER) 657 00:39:50,618 --> 00:39:51,816 LUCY: I don't know if I like you 658 00:39:51,817 --> 00:39:55,050 or if I just like the places you take me to. 659 00:39:55,051 --> 00:39:56,084 You like me? 660 00:39:56,085 --> 00:39:57,789 When did that happen? 661 00:39:57,790 --> 00:40:00,858 I think when I saw the way you pick up the bill. 662 00:40:00,859 --> 00:40:01,760 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 663 00:40:01,761 --> 00:40:03,993 HARRY: I do it really well, don't I? 664 00:40:03,994 --> 00:40:05,401 You do. 665 00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:08,130 Just one swift motion. 666 00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:11,066 No hesitation. No fear. 667 00:40:11,067 --> 00:40:15,071 HARRY: Well, I can afford it, so why would I be scared? 668 00:40:15,577 --> 00:40:17,446 You're investing a lot in me, huh? 669 00:40:17,447 --> 00:40:20,746 I just want our dates to be romantic. 670 00:40:20,747 --> 00:40:25,521 How expensive a meal is makes the date romantic? 671 00:40:25,752 --> 00:40:27,182 Doesn't it? 672 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:33,462 When we first met... 673 00:40:33,463 --> 00:40:36,663 you said your job makes you think like a mortician 674 00:40:36,664 --> 00:40:39,700 or an insurance claims adjuster. 675 00:40:39,865 --> 00:40:42,098 How am I as a corpse? 676 00:40:42,868 --> 00:40:44,837 A good corpse. 677 00:40:45,167 --> 00:40:46,904 How about as a payout? 678 00:40:46,905 --> 00:40:48,576 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 679 00:40:48,577 --> 00:40:49,709 Couldn't ask for better. 680 00:40:49,710 --> 00:40:51,943 As a nursing home partner? 681 00:40:53,714 --> 00:40:55,551 A grave buddy? 682 00:41:01,623 --> 00:41:04,087 You can do better than me. 683 00:41:04,626 --> 00:41:05,725 Can I? 684 00:41:05,726 --> 00:41:08,927 You know how to do the math, don't you? 685 00:41:11,061 --> 00:41:13,194 In my line of work... 686 00:41:13,195 --> 00:41:15,966 I meet hundreds of highly desirable, 687 00:41:15,967 --> 00:41:16,901 high quality men... 688 00:41:16,902 --> 00:41:22,170 but you are what we call in my industry "a unicorn." 689 00:41:22,171 --> 00:41:24,645 An impossible fantasy. 690 00:41:24,646 --> 00:41:25,844 Your brother was a unicorn, too. 691 00:41:25,845 --> 00:41:29,584 The reason my clients cannot lower their expectations... 692 00:41:29,585 --> 00:41:31,784 is because, against all odds, 693 00:41:31,785 --> 00:41:34,050 men like you do actually exist. 694 00:41:34,051 --> 00:41:37,021 Well, I'm sure something is wrong with me. 695 00:41:38,858 --> 00:41:40,893 You're perfect. 696 00:41:41,663 --> 00:41:43,191 You're smart. 697 00:41:43,192 --> 00:41:46,997 You have ideal income, ideal education... 698 00:41:46,998 --> 00:41:49,868 ideal lifestyle, ideal height... 699 00:41:49,869 --> 00:41:52,871 you're good-looking, you have a great body, 700 00:41:52,872 --> 00:41:54,742 you're charming. 701 00:41:55,743 --> 00:41:59,207 You were born rich, raised rich, 702 00:41:59,208 --> 00:42:00,582 you're still rich. 703 00:42:00,583 --> 00:42:03,112 You own a penthouse in Tribeca. 704 00:42:03,113 --> 00:42:05,081 You can take a girl to a restaurant like this 705 00:42:05,082 --> 00:42:09,888 and it's not even (LAUGHS) like a special occasion. 706 00:42:09,889 --> 00:42:14,860 You don't have a drug habit or a call girls habit. 707 00:42:14,861 --> 00:42:17,533 You even know how to cut your hair, 708 00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:19,293 and how to dress. 709 00:42:19,294 --> 00:42:21,131 You have taste. 710 00:42:21,802 --> 00:42:27,103 You are a 10 out of 10 in every category. 711 00:42:27,104 --> 00:42:28,808 A complete package. 712 00:42:28,809 --> 00:42:33,241 So I don't know why you're trying to throw it all away 713 00:42:33,242 --> 00:42:34,275 on someone like me. 714 00:42:34,276 --> 00:42:36,685 What's someone like you? 715 00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:39,919 Just a girl who works. 716 00:42:41,118 --> 00:42:43,988 I'm older than the women you could be dating. 717 00:42:43,989 --> 00:42:47,695 Which means my looks won't last as long. 718 00:42:47,696 --> 00:42:50,324 And I have fewer years left to get pregnant. 719 00:42:50,325 --> 00:42:52,634 If you marry a 25-year-old, 720 00:42:52,635 --> 00:42:55,571 then in 10 years she'll look like me. 721 00:42:55,572 --> 00:42:59,069 If you marry me, in 10 years I'll look like my mother. 722 00:42:59,070 --> 00:43:01,071 What does your mother look like? 723 00:43:01,072 --> 00:43:03,876 I was born poor, raised poor, 724 00:43:03,877 --> 00:43:06,780 and even though I work, I have debt. 725 00:43:06,781 --> 00:43:11,181 I'm a college dropout and a failed actress. 726 00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:14,216 I have no dowry. 727 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:16,889 If anything, I have a negative dowry. 728 00:43:16,890 --> 00:43:19,728 Do I look like I need a dowry? 729 00:43:19,926 --> 00:43:23,291 At the end of the day, the math doesn't add up. 730 00:43:23,292 --> 00:43:28,363 Given your position in the marketplace and given mine, 731 00:43:28,704 --> 00:43:31,135 I'm not a girl you marry. 732 00:43:31,806 --> 00:43:34,874 I'm a girl that you go home with once, 733 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:37,372 and then never call again. 734 00:43:40,650 --> 00:43:41,948 So... 735 00:43:42,146 --> 00:43:45,050 what are you doing with me? 736 00:43:48,350 --> 00:43:49,658 You say you think I'm smart, 737 00:43:49,659 --> 00:43:52,761 but you're talking to me like I'm a caveman. 738 00:43:54,829 --> 00:43:56,830 I wouldn't date you if I didn't see value. 739 00:43:56,831 --> 00:43:57,864 I'm not like my brother. 740 00:43:57,865 --> 00:43:59,063 I'm not looking for the nicest, 741 00:43:59,064 --> 00:44:02,331 prettiest rich girl who likes me back. 742 00:44:05,103 --> 00:44:07,709 I'm looking for someone who understands the game, 743 00:44:07,710 --> 00:44:09,712 how the world works. 744 00:44:10,372 --> 00:44:13,342 I'm looking for someone I respect. 745 00:44:13,947 --> 00:44:15,410 And trust. 746 00:44:16,345 --> 00:44:19,150 Someone who knows more than me. 747 00:44:20,690 --> 00:44:22,955 I don't want to date you for your material assets... 748 00:44:22,956 --> 00:44:24,693 though I think you're underselling them 749 00:44:24,694 --> 00:44:27,026 by a significant margin. 750 00:44:27,928 --> 00:44:30,128 Material assets are cheap, 751 00:44:30,964 --> 00:44:32,801 they don't last. 752 00:44:33,230 --> 00:44:37,971 I want to be with you for your intangible assets. 753 00:44:38,268 --> 00:44:39,367 Those are good investments. 754 00:44:39,368 --> 00:44:42,338 They don't degrade. They only get sharper. 755 00:44:44,010 --> 00:44:46,440 And, besides, I have enough material assets 756 00:44:46,441 --> 00:44:48,410 for the both of us. 757 00:44:51,721 --> 00:44:52,820 I see a lot of potential here. 758 00:44:52,821 --> 00:44:54,855 I think you and I could make great partners. 759 00:44:54,856 --> 00:44:56,891 I hope you agree. 760 00:45:02,831 --> 00:45:03,996 As for what I can do for you... 761 00:45:03,997 --> 00:45:05,228 I think I'm the only guy this rich 762 00:45:05,229 --> 00:45:07,396 you can actually stand. 763 00:45:09,739 --> 00:45:12,235 I don't like you because you're rich. 764 00:45:12,236 --> 00:45:14,370 Then why do you like me? 765 00:45:17,978 --> 00:45:21,311 Because you make me feel valuable. 766 00:45:28,318 --> 00:45:30,452 You are valuable. 767 00:45:31,761 --> 00:45:34,489 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 768 00:45:38,130 --> 00:45:41,496 Do you want to see each other more seriously? 769 00:45:50,912 --> 00:45:53,882 - (SENSUAL INDIE MUSIC PLAYING) - (ELEVATOR DINGS) 770 00:46:44,526 --> 00:46:46,264 (HARRY MOANS SOFTLY) 771 00:47:22,872 --> 00:47:24,467 (LUCY LAUGHING) 772 00:47:25,171 --> 00:47:28,108 (PHONE VIBRATING) 773 00:47:34,180 --> 00:47:36,886 - (LINE RINGING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 774 00:47:40,087 --> 00:47:41,087 (LINE RINGING) 775 00:47:41,088 --> 00:47:44,024 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Lucy from Adore Matchmaking. 776 00:47:44,025 --> 00:47:45,058 Please leave a message 777 00:47:45,059 --> 00:47:46,290 and I'll call you back. Thanks. 778 00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:49,294 - (BEEPS) - Hey, it's John. 779 00:47:50,064 --> 00:47:52,428 Okay. Just give me a call when you get this. 780 00:47:52,429 --> 00:47:55,365 Just wanted to invite you to the play. 781 00:47:55,366 --> 00:47:58,941 We start previews next week, so... 782 00:48:00,569 --> 00:48:02,571 Okay. Bye. 783 00:48:14,649 --> 00:48:17,454 HARRY: What's your dream vacation? 784 00:48:21,095 --> 00:48:22,899 Iceland. 785 00:48:24,329 --> 00:48:25,627 Hmm. 786 00:48:27,167 --> 00:48:28,662 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 787 00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:32,007 Would you let me take you to Iceland? 788 00:48:33,107 --> 00:48:36,538 - I don't even have a passport. - Well, let's get you one. 789 00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:38,442 (CHUCKLES) 790 00:48:39,344 --> 00:48:41,610 (SIGHING) 791 00:48:47,682 --> 00:48:50,927 (WHISPERING) How much is this apartment? 792 00:48:51,290 --> 00:48:53,193 Twelve million. 793 00:48:58,594 --> 00:49:00,695 (WHISPERING) Do you like it? 794 00:49:02,532 --> 00:49:04,699 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 795 00:49:07,504 --> 00:49:11,706 - (ALARM RINGING) - (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 796 00:49:19,021 --> 00:49:21,584 (JOHN GROANS, SIGHS) 797 00:49:40,977 --> 00:49:42,638 - (RUBBER SQUELCHES) - Oh. 798 00:49:43,606 --> 00:49:46,510 What the fuck? 799 00:49:47,115 --> 00:49:49,249 (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) 800 00:49:54,518 --> 00:49:55,452 Fuck! 801 00:49:55,453 --> 00:49:57,422 (SQUELCHING) 802 00:50:00,161 --> 00:50:01,326 - (THUDS) - Hey, motherfucker! 803 00:50:01,327 --> 00:50:04,527 You can't leave your used condoms on the kitchen floor! 804 00:50:04,528 --> 00:50:05,462 It's unacceptable! 805 00:50:05,463 --> 00:50:06,661 I got kind of drunk last night. 806 00:50:06,662 --> 00:50:08,036 I must've missed the trash can. 807 00:50:08,037 --> 00:50:09,631 Why don't you throw it out in your own fucking trash can? 808 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:11,402 I don't want it just sitting there in the room. 809 00:50:11,403 --> 00:50:14,570 Why don't you want your own cum in the room? 810 00:50:14,571 --> 00:50:15,505 It's fucking gross. 811 00:50:15,506 --> 00:50:17,210 So we have to deal with it in the fucking kitchen? 812 00:50:17,211 --> 00:50:19,608 I know it doesn't make sense, man, I was drunk. 813 00:50:19,609 --> 00:50:21,445 RON: Hey, can you two stop yelling? 814 00:50:21,446 --> 00:50:22,743 I'm teaching an acting class on Zoom... 815 00:50:22,744 --> 00:50:26,022 and you're making me look really unprofessional. 816 00:50:26,187 --> 00:50:27,584 (DOOR SLAMS) 817 00:50:29,388 --> 00:50:30,719 (THUDS) 818 00:50:32,391 --> 00:50:33,755 (SIGHS) 819 00:50:35,592 --> 00:50:38,364 Oh, fuck! 820 00:50:41,532 --> 00:50:43,666 (THUDS LIGHTLY, CREAKS) 821 00:50:46,306 --> 00:50:48,374 (THUDS, CREAKS) 822 00:50:50,442 --> 00:50:52,114 (SIGHS) 823 00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:05,523 (SIGHS) 824 00:51:37,258 --> 00:51:38,159 HARRY: Right. 825 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,592 So he's asking for a valuation in his dreams. 826 00:51:44,199 --> 00:51:46,101 It's inflated. 827 00:51:46,102 --> 00:51:49,533 He's giving us a DCF based on pure fiction... 828 00:51:49,534 --> 00:51:55,342 on future revenue streams with blinders for expense growth. 829 00:51:58,114 --> 00:51:59,609 Yeah, he's a bad analyst... 830 00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:03,185 and he's just making shit up at this point. 831 00:52:08,718 --> 00:52:11,489 He's just saying numbers that come to his head. Listen... 832 00:52:11,490 --> 00:52:13,887 it's still a good growth story for our company... 833 00:52:13,888 --> 00:52:15,460 so we're going to have to continue 834 00:52:15,461 --> 00:52:17,496 playing ball with this guy. 835 00:52:20,532 --> 00:52:22,501 (LINE RINGING) 836 00:52:23,898 --> 00:52:25,867 (LINE RINGING) 837 00:52:26,373 --> 00:52:29,475 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Sophie... 838 00:52:29,739 --> 00:52:31,543 (SIGHS) 839 00:52:36,317 --> 00:52:38,319 (LINE RINGING) 840 00:52:39,815 --> 00:52:41,784 (LINE RINGING) 841 00:52:43,423 --> 00:52:45,392 (LINE RINGING) 842 00:52:46,789 --> 00:52:48,725 (LINE RINGING) 843 00:52:49,165 --> 00:52:49,791 MARK: Hello? 844 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,398 Hi, Mark, it's Lucy from Adore. 845 00:52:52,399 --> 00:52:53,300 MARK: Oh, hi. 846 00:52:53,301 --> 00:52:55,335 Hi. So, I just wanted to get some feedback 847 00:52:55,336 --> 00:52:57,535 on your first date with my client Sophie. 848 00:52:57,536 --> 00:52:59,537 Actually I haven't gotten ahold of her yet... 849 00:52:59,538 --> 00:53:00,868 so I don't know how it went on her end... 850 00:53:00,869 --> 00:53:03,739 but I'm excited to hear how it went for you. 851 00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:06,940 MARK: It went so well. She's wonderful. 852 00:53:06,941 --> 00:53:10,284 Like really nice face, good body, 853 00:53:10,285 --> 00:53:11,582 good job, great energy. 854 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:16,257 Just all the things I said I wanted from a match. 855 00:53:16,258 --> 00:53:17,324 Okay. 856 00:53:17,325 --> 00:53:18,754 Okay, I love hearing this. 857 00:53:18,755 --> 00:53:21,295 Um, I'm so glad you had a good time. 858 00:53:21,296 --> 00:53:23,660 Sophie is really wonderful. 859 00:53:23,661 --> 00:53:24,661 MARK: Yeah, no. 860 00:53:24,662 --> 00:53:26,300 Like the conversation just flowed. 861 00:53:26,301 --> 00:53:29,468 Uh, we ended up staying out pretty late. 862 00:53:29,469 --> 00:53:32,769 Cool. So, do you want to see her again? 863 00:53:33,506 --> 00:53:34,638 MARK: Sure. 864 00:53:34,639 --> 00:53:36,508 Sure. I'm not sure how serious it's going to be... 865 00:53:36,509 --> 00:53:39,577 but I wouldn't mind seeing her again, if she's game. 866 00:53:39,578 --> 00:53:42,811 Great. Yeah, of course, one step at a time. 867 00:53:42,812 --> 00:53:45,616 MARK: All right. Thanks, Lucy. 868 00:53:45,617 --> 00:53:46,617 Great. You have a good day 869 00:53:46,618 --> 00:53:47,915 and I'll reach out this afternoon... 870 00:53:47,916 --> 00:53:50,721 after I speak with her. Thanks, Mark. 871 00:53:52,624 --> 00:53:54,263 Thanks, Mark! 872 00:53:54,659 --> 00:53:55,990 (SIGHS) 873 00:53:59,895 --> 00:54:02,535 VOICEMAIL: Hey, it's John. 874 00:54:03,272 --> 00:54:05,603 Okay. Just give me a call when you get this. 875 00:54:05,604 --> 00:54:07,671 Just wanted to invite you to the play. 876 00:54:07,672 --> 00:54:10,840 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Sophie... 877 00:54:14,514 --> 00:54:15,481 - Hey. - Hey. 878 00:54:15,482 --> 00:54:18,814 So, uh, Rose was asking for her client Mia W. 879 00:54:18,815 --> 00:54:21,949 How it's going with Peter C.'s brother, Harry? 880 00:54:21,950 --> 00:54:23,291 Were you able to recruit him? 881 00:54:23,292 --> 00:54:25,690 Yeah. Uh, actually, um... 882 00:54:26,295 --> 00:54:28,296 I'm dating him. 883 00:54:28,297 --> 00:54:30,793 - You're dating him? - Yep. 884 00:54:30,794 --> 00:54:33,829 - You know he's a unicorn. - Mm-hmm. 885 00:54:33,830 --> 00:54:34,632 (CHUCKLES) 886 00:54:34,633 --> 00:54:36,667 You couldn't let him go on a couple dates 887 00:54:36,668 --> 00:54:38,801 with some of our clients first? 888 00:54:38,802 --> 00:54:39,835 He insisted. 889 00:54:39,836 --> 00:54:42,641 DAISY: (SCOFFS) I'm sure he did. 890 00:54:43,576 --> 00:54:47,811 Hey, Lucy. Can I speak to you in my office? 891 00:54:53,014 --> 00:54:56,324 Have you spoken with Sophie L.? 892 00:54:56,325 --> 00:54:58,293 Uh, not yet. Just Mark P. 893 00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:02,957 VIOLET: I just hung up with Sophie's lawyer. 894 00:55:02,958 --> 00:55:04,564 Her lawyer? 895 00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:10,372 Apparently, she was assaulted on the date. 896 00:55:14,442 --> 00:55:15,773 What? 897 00:55:19,909 --> 00:55:21,481 By Mark P.? 898 00:55:21,482 --> 00:55:22,912 VIOLET: Yes. 899 00:55:24,584 --> 00:55:26,047 Last night? 900 00:55:26,421 --> 00:55:27,751 Are you serious? 901 00:55:27,752 --> 00:55:30,325 She's bringing charges to the company, not you. 902 00:55:30,326 --> 00:55:32,690 I have a call with the legal team in two minutes... 903 00:55:32,691 --> 00:55:34,693 and we're going to figure it out. 904 00:55:34,891 --> 00:55:36,595 I need to speak with her. 905 00:55:36,596 --> 00:55:37,332 Lucy, no. 906 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,368 - Violet, she's my client. - VIOLET: She's not anymore. 907 00:55:40,369 --> 00:55:42,634 So if Sophie calls, you must not pick up. 908 00:55:42,635 --> 00:55:46,033 - I can't do nothing. - VIOLET: Do nothing. 909 00:55:46,034 --> 00:55:47,738 You made the best match you could 910 00:55:47,739 --> 00:55:49,641 given the information you have. 911 00:55:49,642 --> 00:55:50,972 This particular match did not work out 912 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:55,680 but you've been doing amazing work for Sophie for months. 913 00:55:55,681 --> 00:55:58,848 The match didn't "not work out," Vi, 914 00:55:58,849 --> 00:56:00,553 she was assaulted. 915 00:56:00,554 --> 00:56:03,556 A matchmaker can't vouch for how a person is 916 00:56:03,557 --> 00:56:04,524 in an intimate setting 917 00:56:04,525 --> 00:56:07,121 since she's never been in one with them. 918 00:56:09,827 --> 00:56:13,666 Has something like this happened before? 919 00:56:14,931 --> 00:56:16,570 Of course. 920 00:56:17,065 --> 00:56:19,441 This is dating. 921 00:56:19,639 --> 00:56:21,101 This happened to one of my clients 922 00:56:21,102 --> 00:56:23,510 the third year I worked here. 923 00:56:23,511 --> 00:56:27,680 If you do this long enough, it happens to all of us. 924 00:56:28,879 --> 00:56:30,682 It's a known risk. 925 00:56:30,683 --> 00:56:33,048 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 926 00:56:40,561 --> 00:56:43,157 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 927 00:57:02,451 --> 00:57:04,519 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 928 00:57:05,850 --> 00:57:09,183 (CREAKS, CLOSES, LATCHES) 929 00:57:19,127 --> 00:57:21,668 (GASPING) 930 00:57:33,009 --> 00:57:35,814 (BREATH TREMBLING) 931 00:57:44,493 --> 00:57:45,592 Hi, you. 932 00:57:45,593 --> 00:57:46,858 Hi. 933 00:57:47,991 --> 00:57:49,762 Sorry I'm late. 934 00:57:50,895 --> 00:57:52,534 No worries. 935 00:57:52,864 --> 00:57:54,029 Am I dressed nice enough? 936 00:57:54,030 --> 00:57:57,000 You might be dressed too nice. 937 00:57:59,772 --> 00:58:01,872 My mother and father made love. 938 00:58:01,873 --> 00:58:03,742 I was born. I grew up. 939 00:58:03,743 --> 00:58:06,877 I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date. 940 00:58:06,878 --> 00:58:08,813 A waiter walks up to me and asks, 941 00:58:08,814 --> 00:58:09,781 "What can I do for you?" 942 00:58:09,782 --> 00:58:11,651 "I don't know. What can you do for me?" 943 00:58:11,652 --> 00:58:13,114 I order a glass of water. 944 00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:15,050 My mother and father made love. 945 00:58:15,051 --> 00:58:16,755 I was born. I grew up. 946 00:58:16,756 --> 00:58:19,593 I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date. 947 00:58:19,594 --> 00:58:21,826 The waiter is touching my back. 948 00:58:21,827 --> 00:58:22,662 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 949 00:58:22,663 --> 00:58:25,093 I went to school. I read books. 950 00:58:25,094 --> 00:58:26,226 I wrote book reports. 951 00:58:26,227 --> 00:58:29,097 I went to more school. I wrote essays. 952 00:58:29,098 --> 00:58:31,066 JOHN: Well, it's certainly different. 953 00:58:31,067 --> 00:58:32,067 I mean, it's, it's, uh... 954 00:58:32,068 --> 00:58:35,841 It's been a good experience. I feel really lucky. 955 00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:38,205 Listen, it was great to meet you guys. 956 00:58:38,206 --> 00:58:40,615 - Thanks for coming. - MAN: Of course. 957 00:58:45,851 --> 00:58:47,555 - Hey, buddy. - Hey. 958 00:58:47,556 --> 00:58:49,920 - That was great. - Was it? 959 00:58:49,921 --> 00:58:51,284 Yes, I loved it. 960 00:58:51,285 --> 00:58:52,659 This is my boyfriend, Harry. 961 00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:54,694 Hey, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming. 962 00:58:54,695 --> 00:58:58,027 Congratulations. That was really interesting. 963 00:58:58,028 --> 00:58:58,764 Thanks. 964 00:58:58,765 --> 00:59:02,131 I can't believe you remembered all those lines. 965 00:59:02,736 --> 00:59:05,640 Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts. 966 00:59:07,807 --> 00:59:09,071 Well, listen, we're going around 967 00:59:09,072 --> 00:59:10,237 the corner to get a drink. 968 00:59:10,238 --> 00:59:12,108 You guys want to come? 969 00:59:12,911 --> 00:59:14,912 - Yes. - Great. 970 00:59:14,913 --> 00:59:16,111 - Okay. - Yeah. 971 00:59:16,112 --> 00:59:18,245 JOHN: So, what did you really think? 972 00:59:18,246 --> 00:59:20,049 I liked it. 973 00:59:20,050 --> 00:59:21,952 Some of it didn't make sense... 974 00:59:21,953 --> 00:59:26,221 but I loved watching you act, you know that. 975 00:59:26,727 --> 00:59:28,596 Do you ever miss it? 976 00:59:28,597 --> 00:59:29,861 LUCY: Acting? No. 977 00:59:29,862 --> 00:59:31,831 Not even a little bit? 978 00:59:32,667 --> 00:59:34,734 LUCY: I'm not like you. 979 00:59:34,735 --> 00:59:36,868 I was never going to be an actor. 980 00:59:36,869 --> 00:59:41,940 I didn't know how to stand or... speak. 981 00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:46,846 You were always good though. 982 00:59:47,341 --> 00:59:49,717 You're even better now. 983 00:59:50,619 --> 00:59:52,147 I'm really proud of you, John. 984 00:59:52,148 --> 00:59:55,624 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 985 01:00:00,893 --> 01:00:03,060 You met him at the wedding? 986 01:00:03,324 --> 01:00:04,698 LUCY: Yeah. 987 01:00:04,699 --> 01:00:07,097 He's the groom's brother. 988 01:00:08,670 --> 01:00:11,266 You're not gonna marry him, are you? 989 01:00:11,365 --> 01:00:12,805 Why not? 990 01:00:12,806 --> 01:00:15,005 Because he's good-looking. 991 01:00:15,006 --> 01:00:16,612 And rich. 992 01:00:16,942 --> 01:00:18,305 Has a real job. 993 01:00:18,306 --> 01:00:21,177 Probably doesn't have roommates. 994 01:00:22,145 --> 01:00:23,211 Probably doesn't get angry 995 01:00:23,212 --> 01:00:26,952 at stupid shit all the time that doesn't matter. 996 01:00:27,381 --> 01:00:30,659 Can we talk about something else? 997 01:00:34,663 --> 01:00:36,126 You okay? 998 01:00:40,966 --> 01:00:42,362 Why do you ask? 999 01:00:42,363 --> 01:00:46,807 Just... you don't seem like you're okay. 1000 01:00:48,105 --> 01:00:49,744 Is it him? 1001 01:00:53,682 --> 01:00:55,211 Is it work? 1002 01:00:56,883 --> 01:01:01,085 I just don't think I'm very good at my job anymore. 1003 01:01:03,384 --> 01:01:04,186 (SIGHS) 1004 01:01:04,187 --> 01:01:06,859 I'm sure it's gonna be fine. 1005 01:01:06,860 --> 01:01:09,763 You're so hard on yourself. 1006 01:01:09,764 --> 01:01:13,833 You're not a drone pilot or a gun lobbyist. 1007 01:01:13,834 --> 01:01:16,836 You don't work at Shell or McKinsey. 1008 01:01:16,837 --> 01:01:20,709 It's just dating. It's not that serious. 1009 01:01:23,173 --> 01:01:24,680 Right. 1010 01:01:25,978 --> 01:01:28,375 Dating is not serious. 1011 01:01:28,376 --> 01:01:31,346 It's just girl shit, right? 1012 01:01:31,852 --> 01:01:33,446 That's not what I meant. 1013 01:01:33,447 --> 01:01:37,055 You always know exactly what to say to me. 1014 01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:40,387 HARRY: Ready to go? 1015 01:01:40,388 --> 01:01:43,060 Yep. I'm gonna wait for you outside. 1016 01:01:43,061 --> 01:01:44,996 HARRY: Uh, I'll get the drinks. 1017 01:01:44,997 --> 01:01:47,901 BETH: (GASPS) Thank you, Harry. 1018 01:01:50,431 --> 01:01:52,004 Thank you. 1019 01:01:53,104 --> 01:01:56,206 - (RATTLING IN DISTANCE) - (SIREN WAILS) 1020 01:02:09,384 --> 01:02:11,727 (SIGHS) 1021 01:02:22,034 --> 01:02:23,133 I don't want to date a liberal 1022 01:02:23,134 --> 01:02:26,037 and they have to go to church every Sunday. 1023 01:02:26,038 --> 01:02:28,743 I don't want someone who likes cats. 1024 01:02:28,744 --> 01:02:30,338 I'm a dog person. 1025 01:02:30,339 --> 01:02:33,748 LUCY: Is a moderate democrat okay? 1026 01:02:33,749 --> 01:02:34,342 Only republican. 1027 01:02:34,343 --> 01:02:36,982 I want someone who identifies as a conservative. 1028 01:02:36,983 --> 01:02:39,149 LUCY: Audrey, (SIGHS) I don't know 1029 01:02:39,150 --> 01:02:42,757 if there's a cat-hating, Christian conservative lesbian 1030 01:02:42,758 --> 01:02:44,121 in most parts of New York... 1031 01:02:44,122 --> 01:02:45,892 who wants to date a closeted 1032 01:02:45,893 --> 01:02:48,796 49-year-old with three children. 1033 01:02:48,797 --> 01:02:50,798 Would you be willing to date someone 1034 01:02:50,799 --> 01:02:54,098 from Long Island or New Jersey? 1035 01:02:54,099 --> 01:02:56,232 I want to prioritize dating a man 1036 01:02:56,233 --> 01:02:57,365 who's white at first 1037 01:02:57,366 --> 01:03:01,908 but then if we have no luck, we can move on to other races. 1038 01:03:01,909 --> 01:03:04,108 LUCY: So "whites only," at first? 1039 01:03:04,109 --> 01:03:08,442 I mean, technically, I'm open to all ethnicities. 1040 01:03:08,443 --> 01:03:09,949 Eleanor, "technically," 1041 01:03:09,950 --> 01:03:13,447 you're asking me to set you up with only white men. 1042 01:03:13,448 --> 01:03:16,483 I know the list looks long but I deserve someone 1043 01:03:16,484 --> 01:03:18,826 who fulfills all of my criteria. 1044 01:03:18,827 --> 01:03:19,420 I really do. 1045 01:03:19,421 --> 01:03:23,029 I mean look at me. I'm a catch. (CHUCKLES) 1046 01:03:25,196 --> 01:03:28,231 Patricia, I know that every year 1047 01:03:28,232 --> 01:03:29,804 you go without having a husband... 1048 01:03:29,805 --> 01:03:33,808 raises your expectations for him exponentially. 1049 01:03:33,809 --> 01:03:37,042 But that doesn't mean that you're due to get one. 1050 01:03:37,043 --> 01:03:39,913 And it doesn't mean that you can customize... 1051 01:03:39,914 --> 01:03:42,509 because this is not a simulation. 1052 01:03:42,510 --> 01:03:44,247 If the service I was providing you 1053 01:03:44,248 --> 01:03:45,853 was building you a man then, of course, 1054 01:03:45,854 --> 01:03:50,419 I could build you a man with everything on this list... 1055 01:03:51,123 --> 01:03:52,222 But I can't. 1056 01:03:52,223 --> 01:03:55,830 Because this is not a car or a house. 1057 01:03:55,831 --> 01:03:57,293 We're talking about people. 1058 01:03:57,294 --> 01:04:00,967 People are people are people are people. 1059 01:04:00,968 --> 01:04:02,529 They come as they are. 1060 01:04:02,530 --> 01:04:05,939 And all I can hope to find for you 1061 01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:07,039 is a man that you can tolerate 1062 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:11,143 for the next 50 years who likes you at all. 1063 01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:14,575 And you are not a catch... 1064 01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:17,314 because you are not a fish. 1065 01:04:29,293 --> 01:04:33,000 I was managing her expectations. 1066 01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:36,266 VIOLET: Patricia canceled her membership 1067 01:04:36,267 --> 01:04:41,041 and reviewed us online, calling us a scam. 1068 01:04:41,910 --> 01:04:43,240 We are a scam. 1069 01:04:43,241 --> 01:04:46,947 We don't give them what they pay for, do we? 1070 01:04:46,948 --> 01:04:50,247 We promise them love and then... 1071 01:04:50,248 --> 01:04:56,617 we just give them bad dates with morons and criminals. 1072 01:05:00,621 --> 01:05:05,329 I know the Sophie L. Situation is still weighing on you. 1073 01:05:08,937 --> 01:05:12,204 Burnout is common for matchmakers. 1074 01:05:12,402 --> 01:05:13,435 You need a break. 1075 01:05:13,436 --> 01:05:16,240 You should go on a trip with your boyfriend. 1076 01:05:16,241 --> 01:05:17,913 (SCOFFS) 1077 01:05:19,343 --> 01:05:22,313 If I take a break right now... 1078 01:05:22,577 --> 01:05:24,215 I may never come back. 1079 01:05:24,216 --> 01:05:27,020 VIOLET: You will, because you love your clients. 1080 01:05:27,021 --> 01:05:30,617 I hate them. They are children. 1081 01:05:30,618 --> 01:05:32,454 I hate them. 1082 01:05:32,455 --> 01:05:34,357 VIOLET: They give us thousands of dollars. 1083 01:05:34,358 --> 01:05:37,427 They're entitled to some regression. 1084 01:05:38,494 --> 01:05:42,200 Do you think that any one of them 1085 01:05:42,201 --> 01:05:44,500 says to their therapist... 1086 01:05:45,072 --> 01:05:48,569 "No Blacks, no fatties"? 1087 01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:50,670 And if I'm their actual therapist, 1088 01:05:50,671 --> 01:05:53,112 which it feels like I am... 1089 01:05:53,113 --> 01:05:56,544 I don't have the schooling to support that. 1090 01:05:56,545 --> 01:06:00,087 And I certainly don't get paid enough. 1091 01:06:01,055 --> 01:06:04,552 VIOLET: Lucy, we're better than therapists. 1092 01:06:04,553 --> 01:06:07,390 We work with the most intimate... 1093 01:06:07,391 --> 01:06:08,556 extremely personal, 1094 01:06:08,557 --> 01:06:09,997 unofficial part of their lives... 1095 01:06:09,998 --> 01:06:13,726 that they'd like to see struck from the record. 1096 01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:16,729 We work with their loneliness and rejection... 1097 01:06:16,730 --> 01:06:21,140 the kind that makes someone get naked for a stranger. 1098 01:06:21,141 --> 01:06:23,011 We're the real deal. 1099 01:06:23,143 --> 01:06:24,110 That's why they tell you 1100 01:06:24,111 --> 01:06:26,343 more than they would tell their therapists 1101 01:06:26,344 --> 01:06:29,281 and why they take risks with you. 1102 01:06:30,711 --> 01:06:31,414 "Risks." 1103 01:06:31,415 --> 01:06:34,450 VIOLET: Yes. Risks that can lead to a situation 1104 01:06:34,451 --> 01:06:36,683 like what happened with Sophie L. 1105 01:06:36,684 --> 01:06:41,359 And risks that lead to lifelong marriages. 1106 01:06:42,558 --> 01:06:45,296 You know this is life-changing work. 1107 01:06:45,297 --> 01:06:47,365 And you're born for it. 1108 01:06:48,069 --> 01:06:49,432 Take a break starting now. 1109 01:06:49,433 --> 01:06:53,734 And I expect you back in four weeks, renewed. 1110 01:06:54,075 --> 01:06:54,767 I insist. 1111 01:06:54,768 --> 01:06:57,573 - (CHEERING) - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1112 01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:02,544 ROSE: Violet! Amazing news! 1113 01:07:02,545 --> 01:07:07,054 My client Zoe H. And Fred A. Just got engaged! 1114 01:07:07,055 --> 01:07:09,254 (WOMEN CHEERING) 1115 01:07:09,255 --> 01:07:12,158 VIOLET: Unbelievable! Oh! 1116 01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:15,227 That is so impressive! 1117 01:07:15,228 --> 01:07:16,723 What an amazing match! 1118 01:07:16,724 --> 01:07:17,757 - Number four? - (SIGHS) 1119 01:07:17,758 --> 01:07:20,430 - ROSE: Yes! - We have to throw you a party! 1120 01:07:20,431 --> 01:07:22,201 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 1121 01:07:22,202 --> 01:07:24,732 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1122 01:07:58,535 --> 01:08:01,340 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1123 01:08:02,506 --> 01:08:06,114 (MAN CHATTERING) 1124 01:08:38,245 --> 01:08:39,675 LUCY: Sophie. 1125 01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:56,494 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1126 01:09:12,543 --> 01:09:14,479 (PANTING) Sophie. 1127 01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:18,878 - Sophie. - You don't want to talk to me. 1128 01:09:18,879 --> 01:09:20,451 Please. 1129 01:09:20,452 --> 01:09:22,487 I am so embarrassed. 1130 01:09:22,718 --> 01:09:24,323 I thought I could pay some girl 1131 01:09:24,324 --> 01:09:26,557 to find me a boyfriend. 1132 01:09:26,788 --> 01:09:27,590 I'm sorry. 1133 01:09:27,591 --> 01:09:29,262 "An expert"? What a fucking joke. 1134 01:09:29,263 --> 01:09:32,199 - Sophie- - You know what's even funnier? 1135 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,531 I almost felt like we were friends. 1136 01:09:34,532 --> 01:09:36,500 I, I, I, I really... I... 1137 01:09:36,501 --> 01:09:37,864 (BREATH TREMBLING) 1138 01:09:37,865 --> 01:09:40,373 Can we please just talk? 1139 01:09:40,868 --> 01:09:42,573 Talk about what? 1140 01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:45,642 What do you have to say? 1141 01:09:48,744 --> 01:09:51,318 (SIGHS, WHISPERING) I'm sorry. 1142 01:09:52,220 --> 01:09:55,190 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I'm so sorry. 1143 01:09:56,323 --> 01:09:58,787 I trusted you. 1144 01:09:59,755 --> 01:10:03,231 I didn't know what he was capable of. 1145 01:10:04,331 --> 01:10:05,727 I see, so... 1146 01:10:05,728 --> 01:10:10,336 you knew his height, which was a lie by the way. 1147 01:10:10,337 --> 01:10:11,898 And his job and his salary, 1148 01:10:11,899 --> 01:10:13,966 which was also a lie just for the record. 1149 01:10:13,967 --> 01:10:16,408 And his looks, which is really nothing much... 1150 01:10:16,409 --> 01:10:19,313 but you didn't know who he was. 1151 01:10:19,643 --> 01:10:22,909 As a person. As a man. 1152 01:10:22,910 --> 01:10:26,650 Well, I went on a date with him and found out. 1153 01:10:26,914 --> 01:10:28,981 He's the kind of guy who gets drunk 1154 01:10:28,982 --> 01:10:32,326 and follows you into the bathroom. 1155 01:10:33,294 --> 01:10:34,691 (SIGHS) 1156 01:10:35,263 --> 01:10:38,695 Why would you set me up with someone like that? 1157 01:10:41,665 --> 01:10:47,572 He was a strong match with a lot of potential. 1158 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,909 He checked a lot of our boxes. 1159 01:10:59,584 --> 01:11:01,014 "Boxes"? 1160 01:11:05,557 --> 01:11:07,426 The truth is, you set me up with that man 1161 01:11:07,427 --> 01:11:09,329 because you think I'm worthless. 1162 01:11:09,330 --> 01:11:10,297 LUCY: No, I don't... 1163 01:11:10,298 --> 01:11:11,958 You didn't know what to do with me. 1164 01:11:11,959 --> 01:11:14,929 That's how I ended up on that date. 1165 01:11:16,029 --> 01:11:19,405 Here I was thinking that you worked for me... 1166 01:11:19,406 --> 01:11:22,574 but the whole time I was working for you. 1167 01:11:23,608 --> 01:11:26,610 Worthless merchandise... 1168 01:11:26,611 --> 01:11:30,318 to pawn off to anyone who'd take it. 1169 01:11:34,322 --> 01:11:36,786 But I am not merchandise. 1170 01:11:37,853 --> 01:11:39,624 I'm a person. 1171 01:11:40,856 --> 01:11:45,057 And I know I deserve love. (SHUDDERS) 1172 01:11:45,058 --> 01:11:48,600 I know you do. I believe it. 1173 01:11:50,536 --> 01:11:52,307 Fuck you. 1174 01:11:52,835 --> 01:11:54,375 Pimp. 1175 01:11:54,804 --> 01:11:57,312 (SOBBING) 1176 01:12:34,514 --> 01:12:35,845 (THUDS) 1177 01:12:48,396 --> 01:12:49,892 (SNIFFLES) 1178 01:12:51,091 --> 01:12:52,861 - (PHONE VIBRATING) - Thanks. 1179 01:12:52,862 --> 01:12:53,928 Can I get a receipt? 1180 01:12:53,929 --> 01:12:57,999 - (PHONE VIBRATING) - (SPANISH CHATTER ON RADIO) 1181 01:13:00,408 --> 01:13:03,070 (PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING) 1182 01:13:05,578 --> 01:13:06,975 Thanks, man. 1183 01:13:08,383 --> 01:13:09,681 Lucy? 1184 01:13:09,978 --> 01:13:11,814 What's going on? You okay? 1185 01:13:11,815 --> 01:13:14,817 LUCY: (SHUDDERING) No. 1186 01:13:14,818 --> 01:13:16,985 Do you want me to come get you? 1187 01:13:17,887 --> 01:13:19,426 LUCY: No, I'm at home. 1188 01:13:19,427 --> 01:13:21,758 I shouldn't even be calling you. 1189 01:13:21,759 --> 01:13:26,027 You can always call me. What's up? 1190 01:13:26,830 --> 01:13:28,964 LUCY: I fucked up. (SOBS) 1191 01:13:32,066 --> 01:13:33,606 Okay. 1192 01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:40,877 I'm not supposed to tell anybody but... 1193 01:13:43,583 --> 01:13:45,519 can I tell you? 1194 01:13:46,586 --> 01:13:48,082 JOHN: Of course. 1195 01:13:48,984 --> 01:13:50,590 Anything. 1196 01:13:55,661 --> 01:14:00,028 I set my client up with a bad person. 1197 01:14:01,469 --> 01:14:04,999 I didn't know he was bad, but I introduced them. 1198 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,540 And now. 1199 01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:09,608 I can't fix it. 1200 01:14:09,609 --> 01:14:13,712 I'm the last person who can fix it. 1201 01:14:17,617 --> 01:14:19,816 Do you want me to come over? 1202 01:14:19,817 --> 01:14:21,521 LUCY: No. 1203 01:14:21,522 --> 01:14:25,922 No. I'm about to go to Harry's. 1204 01:14:27,121 --> 01:14:28,661 Right. 1205 01:14:29,497 --> 01:14:30,156 LUCY: Sorry. 1206 01:14:30,157 --> 01:14:34,534 No, no. It's... Hey, nothing to be sorry about. 1207 01:14:34,535 --> 01:14:36,933 Keep telling me what happened. 1208 01:14:37,967 --> 01:14:39,606 I'm here. 1209 01:14:40,937 --> 01:14:43,610 (WATER RUNNING) 1210 01:17:12,187 --> 01:17:14,321 (HARRY SIGHS) 1211 01:17:16,697 --> 01:17:18,732 Do you know what they are? 1212 01:17:19,161 --> 01:17:20,866 I think so. 1213 01:17:21,834 --> 01:17:24,837 - It's not a big deal. - I know. 1214 01:17:27,807 --> 01:17:29,908 I made an investment. 1215 01:17:31,074 --> 01:17:32,206 A body is like an apartment. 1216 01:17:32,207 --> 01:17:35,177 You have to invest to get the value back. 1217 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,719 I understand you. 1218 01:17:39,885 --> 01:17:41,953 I invested too. 1219 01:17:47,222 --> 01:17:49,389 HARRY: Right. I figured. 1220 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,229 Did your brother too? 1221 01:17:55,230 --> 01:17:59,905 HARRY: Yeah, we did it together eight years ago. 1222 01:18:01,841 --> 01:18:05,437 Six feet or taller was one of Charlotte's non-negotiables... 1223 01:18:05,438 --> 01:18:08,243 so I'm glad he did. 1224 01:18:10,278 --> 01:18:12,214 Was it painful? 1225 01:18:15,382 --> 01:18:16,316 I know it sounds stupid, 1226 01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:18,384 breaking your legs to gain a few extra inches. 1227 01:18:18,385 --> 01:18:21,993 But we keep saying, definitely worth it. 1228 01:18:23,126 --> 01:18:25,260 It changed our lives. 1229 01:18:26,459 --> 01:18:30,000 With women, completely, of course. 1230 01:18:30,001 --> 01:18:32,167 Women just approach us and talk to us now, 1231 01:18:32,168 --> 01:18:34,434 which never happened before. 1232 01:18:35,809 --> 01:18:38,074 I haven't struck out since. 1233 01:18:38,075 --> 01:18:40,472 But you can also tell the difference at work 1234 01:18:40,473 --> 01:18:44,048 and at restaurants and airports. You're... 1235 01:18:45,852 --> 01:18:48,085 You're just worth more. 1236 01:18:52,386 --> 01:18:54,861 Does this change anything? 1237 01:18:56,731 --> 01:18:57,996 No. 1238 01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,999 (SIGHS) 1239 01:19:08,237 --> 01:19:10,778 (SIGHS) 1240 01:19:12,175 --> 01:19:14,342 What are you thinking about? 1241 01:19:16,047 --> 01:19:18,114 I'm thinking that... 1242 01:19:18,115 --> 01:19:22,350 that you should go to Iceland without me. 1243 01:19:23,252 --> 01:19:25,859 - Why? - (SIGHS) 1244 01:19:28,092 --> 01:19:31,457 I don't think that you and I are a good match. 1245 01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:33,031 (SIGHS) 1246 01:19:33,526 --> 01:19:35,197 Is it because I got the surgery? 1247 01:19:35,198 --> 01:19:39,333 No. Knowing that just makes me feel like I actually know you. 1248 01:19:39,334 --> 01:19:40,874 Then what? 1249 01:19:42,535 --> 01:19:44,107 It's really hard for me to feel like 1250 01:19:44,108 --> 01:19:46,373 this is not about the legs. 1251 01:19:46,374 --> 01:19:47,473 It's not. 1252 01:19:47,474 --> 01:19:49,046 When I realized what you had done, 1253 01:19:49,047 --> 01:19:53,952 it made me feel exactly how I felt about you before. 1254 01:19:53,953 --> 01:19:55,548 Which is what? 1255 01:19:56,956 --> 01:19:59,288 I'm not in love with you. 1256 01:20:01,323 --> 01:20:04,161 And you're not in love with me. 1257 01:20:04,931 --> 01:20:09,903 And there's no amount of money that can fix that. 1258 01:20:10,563 --> 01:20:13,170 But we're such a good match. 1259 01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:15,567 You're exactly what I'm looking for... 1260 01:20:15,568 --> 01:20:17,470 and I know I can make your life better. 1261 01:20:17,471 --> 01:20:21,111 Harry, you don't want to marry me. 1262 01:20:21,112 --> 01:20:22,310 You want to do business with me, 1263 01:20:22,311 --> 01:20:24,246 just like I want to do business with you. 1264 01:20:24,247 --> 01:20:26,083 But isn't marriage a business deal? 1265 01:20:26,084 --> 01:20:27,921 Yes, it is. 1266 01:20:28,581 --> 01:20:31,958 But love has to be on the table. 1267 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:50,240 What if I'm not capable of it? 1268 01:20:51,274 --> 01:20:52,913 Of love? 1269 01:20:54,145 --> 01:20:56,950 It makes me feel like an idiot. 1270 01:20:58,248 --> 01:20:59,854 Like I'm... 1271 01:21:00,415 --> 01:21:02,889 I'm just a clueless... child. 1272 01:21:02,890 --> 01:21:07,521 I feel so... dumb thinking about it... 1273 01:21:08,489 --> 01:21:10,292 or wanting it. 1274 01:21:10,293 --> 01:21:11,998 I find it... 1275 01:21:12,559 --> 01:21:14,462 so difficult. 1276 01:21:23,042 --> 01:21:26,077 You won't, when you love someone. 1277 01:21:26,078 --> 01:21:27,475 (SIGHS) 1278 01:21:28,410 --> 01:21:30,412 It'll be easy. 1279 01:21:31,149 --> 01:21:32,447 No math. 1280 01:21:43,392 --> 01:21:46,901 Should I hire you for your services? 1281 01:21:47,396 --> 01:21:48,396 If you call the office, 1282 01:21:48,397 --> 01:21:51,466 they'll assign someone great for you. 1283 01:21:55,206 --> 01:21:58,307 (INHALES, SIGHS) 1284 01:21:58,308 --> 01:22:00,178 So this is it? 1285 01:22:14,588 --> 01:22:17,228 You want to know how many inches? 1286 01:22:18,064 --> 01:22:19,362 Yeah. 1287 01:22:20,066 --> 01:22:21,331 Six. 1288 01:22:22,464 --> 01:22:25,137 "You were 5'6" before? 1289 01:22:40,614 --> 01:22:42,384 I wouldn't have had the confidence 1290 01:22:42,385 --> 01:22:45,091 to hit on you at 5'6". 1291 01:22:48,622 --> 01:22:51,064 I'm sure you would have. 1292 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,398 Am I still a unicorn? 1293 01:23:01,074 --> 01:23:02,977 You're perfect. 1294 01:23:05,507 --> 01:23:08,477 (DRIVER SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 1295 01:23:17,123 --> 01:23:19,223 - (WHIRRING) - (DOORBELL RINGING) 1296 01:23:19,224 --> 01:23:20,686 JOHN: Where's my charger? 1297 01:23:20,687 --> 01:23:22,556 (CELL PHONE PLAYING) 1298 01:23:22,557 --> 01:23:24,294 Hey, is that my charger? 1299 01:23:24,295 --> 01:23:25,295 LOGAN: My charger broke. 1300 01:23:25,296 --> 01:23:28,067 So you just took mine? I had an alarm set. 1301 01:23:28,068 --> 01:23:31,697 And answer the fucking door for once in your fucking life! 1302 01:23:31,698 --> 01:23:34,668 - (DOORBELL RINGING) - What? 1303 01:23:35,141 --> 01:23:37,341 Hi. It's Lucy. 1304 01:23:39,574 --> 01:23:40,475 I'm sorry. 1305 01:23:40,476 --> 01:23:42,312 No, no, that's okay. I was just... 1306 01:23:42,313 --> 01:23:43,214 I'll come down there. 1307 01:23:43,215 --> 01:23:45,711 Just give me... Just don't move. 1308 01:23:45,712 --> 01:23:48,418 (CELL PHONE PLAYING) 1309 01:23:50,519 --> 01:23:53,324 Hey, what the fuck? 1310 01:23:56,591 --> 01:23:58,098 Oh... 1311 01:23:59,330 --> 01:24:01,331 - (OBJECTS CLATTERING) - Sh... 1312 01:24:01,332 --> 01:24:03,070 Goddamn it. 1313 01:24:03,235 --> 01:24:05,237 (WATER RUNNING) 1314 01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:11,738 Fuck. 1315 01:24:22,716 --> 01:24:24,190 Hi. 1316 01:24:25,059 --> 01:24:26,059 LUCY: Hi. 1317 01:24:26,060 --> 01:24:27,523 (JOHN SIGHS) 1318 01:24:28,722 --> 01:24:30,492 You have a girl up there? 1319 01:24:30,493 --> 01:24:33,264 What? No. Why would you say that? 1320 01:24:33,265 --> 01:24:35,794 I don't know. You didn't want me to come up. (LAUGHS) 1321 01:24:35,795 --> 01:24:41,207 Oh. Yeah, no, there's no girl up there. 1322 01:24:42,571 --> 01:24:47,113 Sorry for showing up without warning. 1323 01:24:47,114 --> 01:24:47,773 I tried calling. 1324 01:24:47,774 --> 01:24:52,251 Sorry. My phone wasn't charged. 1325 01:24:53,516 --> 01:24:56,816 I'm meant to be on a plane to Iceland. 1326 01:24:57,652 --> 01:24:59,159 Okay. 1327 01:25:00,655 --> 01:25:02,656 I sublet my apartment for the week 1328 01:25:02,657 --> 01:25:05,527 that I'm supposed to be in Iceland... 1329 01:25:05,528 --> 01:25:10,170 so I, uh, don't have a place to stay. 1330 01:25:12,139 --> 01:25:13,568 Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing here. 1331 01:25:13,569 --> 01:25:14,800 - It doesn't make any sense. - No, no. 1332 01:25:14,801 --> 01:25:18,640 - I thought it made sense. - Wait, wait. Don't go. Stay. 1333 01:25:20,675 --> 01:25:22,214 This was a bad idea. 1334 01:25:22,215 --> 01:25:24,646 No, it's not. It's just... 1335 01:25:24,844 --> 01:25:27,220 My apartment is not... 1336 01:25:28,815 --> 01:25:30,619 suitable for you. 1337 01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:32,191 It was suitable before. 1338 01:25:32,192 --> 01:25:35,722 Yeah, well, we're not in our 20s anymore. 1339 01:25:35,723 --> 01:25:38,693 I know what your apartment is like. 1340 01:25:38,858 --> 01:25:42,202 Trust me, it's worse than you remember. 1341 01:25:49,308 --> 01:25:51,508 Want to drive upstate? 1342 01:25:52,707 --> 01:25:53,707 And go where? 1343 01:25:53,708 --> 01:25:55,907 I don't know. Just drive around. 1344 01:25:55,908 --> 01:25:57,547 Stay at a hotel. 1345 01:25:58,449 --> 01:26:00,582 I just got the stipend from my play, 1346 01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:03,850 so... I'm feeling rich. 1347 01:26:05,357 --> 01:26:08,360 (SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1348 01:26:34,221 --> 01:26:36,454 JOHN: What are you thinking about? 1349 01:26:38,225 --> 01:26:40,854 You're the same as always. 1350 01:26:43,626 --> 01:26:44,758 Really? 1351 01:26:44,759 --> 01:26:46,398 LUCY: Mm-hmm. 1352 01:26:48,499 --> 01:26:51,303 I was hoping you'd say I was different. 1353 01:26:51,304 --> 01:26:52,668 LUCY: Why? 1354 01:26:53,471 --> 01:26:54,471 Because if I'm different, 1355 01:26:54,472 --> 01:26:57,343 then I wouldn't be the guy that lost you. 1356 01:27:02,645 --> 01:27:03,909 (CHUCKLES) 1357 01:27:03,910 --> 01:27:05,549 LUCY: What? 1358 01:27:06,517 --> 01:27:08,915 That's my catering company. 1359 01:27:13,590 --> 01:27:16,362 Do you think they'd get us in? 1360 01:27:37,284 --> 01:27:38,680 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1361 01:27:38,681 --> 01:27:40,650 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1362 01:27:41,915 --> 01:27:43,554 (ALL CHEERING) 1363 01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:46,689 Oh, he loves her so much. 1364 01:27:48,020 --> 01:27:49,527 Yeah. 1365 01:27:51,023 --> 01:27:55,466 JOHN: And special delivery, just for you. 1366 01:27:55,467 --> 01:27:55,994 A gift. 1367 01:27:55,995 --> 01:27:58,667 LUCY: A white glove service, handled with care. 1368 01:27:58,668 --> 01:28:00,768 JOHN: If you could just sign here. 1369 01:28:00,769 --> 01:28:01,703 LUCY: Initial here. 1370 01:28:01,704 --> 01:28:05,278 JOHN: Thank you very much and have a good day. 1371 01:28:05,279 --> 01:28:06,708 (LUCY CHUCKLES) 1372 01:28:06,709 --> 01:28:09,942 One day, for no reason in particular... 1373 01:28:09,943 --> 01:28:14,353 you two will start to hate each other. 1374 01:28:14,354 --> 01:28:15,882 You'll resent each other... 1375 01:28:15,883 --> 01:28:18,786 you'll take each other for granted... 1376 01:28:18,787 --> 01:28:20,887 You'll stop having sex... 1377 01:28:20,888 --> 01:28:25,958 somehow... manage to make a couple of kids... 1378 01:28:25,959 --> 01:28:28,862 and then you'll get sick of each other... 1379 01:28:28,863 --> 01:28:31,965 And one of you will cheat on the other... 1380 01:28:32,834 --> 01:28:33,999 and then you'll fight. 1381 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:38,345 At first, not in front of the kids, but then... 1382 01:28:38,477 --> 01:28:39,873 in front of the kids... 1383 01:28:39,874 --> 01:28:44,516 and then you resent the kids for seeing you fight... 1384 01:28:45,682 --> 01:28:48,014 and then you file for divorce... 1385 01:28:48,454 --> 01:28:51,358 and you fight about... 1386 01:28:51,754 --> 01:28:53,524 who owns what and... 1387 01:28:53,525 --> 01:28:56,891 who gets the kids when until it's... 1388 01:28:57,694 --> 01:28:58,529 all over. 1389 01:28:58,530 --> 01:29:00,928 (CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 1390 01:29:01,995 --> 01:29:05,372 JOHN: Why does anybody even get married? 1391 01:29:06,835 --> 01:29:09,871 LUCY: Because people tell them they should. 1392 01:29:10,410 --> 01:29:12,808 And because they're lonely. 1393 01:29:15,910 --> 01:29:18,616 And because they're hopeful. 1394 01:29:19,749 --> 01:29:22,685 They want to do it differently than their parents. 1395 01:29:22,686 --> 01:29:26,052 (SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC CONTINUING) 1396 01:29:42,409 --> 01:29:46,138 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (LIVELY CHATTER) 1397 01:30:32,052 --> 01:30:34,890 (BAND PLAYING THAT'S ALL) 1398 01:30:45,131 --> 01:30:48,771 WOMAN: ♪ I can only give you love ♪ 1399 01:30:48,772 --> 01:30:51,445 ♪ That lasts forever ♪ 1400 01:30:52,171 --> 01:30:58,749 ♪ And a promise to be near Each time you call ♪ 1401 01:30:59,882 --> 01:31:04,017 ♪ And the only heart I own ♪ 1402 01:31:04,018 --> 01:31:07,460 ♪ For you and you alone ♪ 1403 01:31:07,461 --> 01:31:10,024 ♪ That's all ♪ 1404 01:31:10,827 --> 01:31:13,192 ♪ That's all ♪ 1405 01:31:13,632 --> 01:31:18,537 ♪ I can only give you Country walks ♪ 1406 01:31:18,538 --> 01:31:20,572 ♪ In springtime ♪ 1407 01:31:20,573 --> 01:31:26,942 ♪ And a hand to hold When leaves begin to fall ♪ 1408 01:31:27,745 --> 01:31:31,913 ♪ And a love Whose burning light ♪ 1409 01:31:31,914 --> 01:31:35,752 ♪ Will warm the winter night ♪ 1410 01:31:35,753 --> 01:31:38,723 ♪ That's all ♪ 1411 01:31:39,053 --> 01:31:42,023 ♪ That's all ♪ 1412 01:31:42,188 --> 01:31:46,026 ♪ There are those, I am sure ♪ 1413 01:31:46,027 --> 01:31:48,831 ♪ That have told you ♪ 1414 01:31:48,832 --> 01:31:55,674 ♪ They would give you The world for a toy ♪ 1415 01:31:55,971 --> 01:32:03,142 ♪ All I have are these arms To enfold you ♪ 1416 01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:09,281 ♪ And a love time can Never destroy ♪ 1417 01:32:09,820 --> 01:32:17,024 ♪ If you're wondering what I'm asking in return, dear ♪ 1418 01:32:17,025 --> 01:32:24,702 ♪ You'll be glad to know that my demands are small ♪ 1419 01:32:24,703 --> 01:32:28,706 ♪ Say it's me That you'll adore ♪ 1420 01:32:28,707 --> 01:32:32,545 ♪ For now and ever more ♪ 1421 01:32:32,546 --> 01:32:34,812 ♪ That's all ♪ 1422 01:32:35,945 --> 01:32:38,948 ♪ That's all ♪ 1423 01:32:39,179 --> 01:32:42,017 (THAT'S ALL CONTINUING) 1424 01:32:54,326 --> 01:32:55,899 (SIGHS) 1425 01:33:09,011 --> 01:33:10,947 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 1426 01:33:11,882 --> 01:33:13,213 John. 1427 01:33:14,049 --> 01:33:15,347 John! 1428 01:33:19,791 --> 01:33:21,661 (SIGHS) 1429 01:33:22,321 --> 01:33:25,291 - What is this? - What is what? 1430 01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:28,602 Are we getting back together? 1431 01:33:31,803 --> 01:33:34,101 Lucy, are we getting back together? 1432 01:33:34,102 --> 01:33:35,741 I don't know. 1433 01:33:39,811 --> 01:33:41,747 I really don't. 1434 01:33:42,176 --> 01:33:43,914 (SIGHS) 1435 01:33:44,112 --> 01:33:47,180 So you thought you'd just show up at my door... 1436 01:33:47,181 --> 01:33:48,720 not have a boyfriend, 1437 01:33:48,721 --> 01:33:51,019 agree to get in my car, kiss me... 1438 01:33:51,020 --> 01:33:53,659 fuck me while you try to get over someone else... 1439 01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:56,893 and then leave me again? Is that it? 1440 01:33:56,894 --> 01:33:59,830 - Do you think I'm worthless? - No, I don't think that. 1441 01:33:59,831 --> 01:34:02,734 - Am I disposable? - Of course not. 1442 01:34:02,735 --> 01:34:04,395 Do you feel bad for me? 1443 01:34:04,396 --> 01:34:08,103 Poor old John can't figure his life out? 1444 01:34:08,268 --> 01:34:11,072 - Never. - Then why are you using me? 1445 01:34:11,073 --> 01:34:12,371 I'm not. 1446 01:34:14,043 --> 01:34:17,211 I'm usually desperate enough to let you. 1447 01:34:19,213 --> 01:34:21,248 I'm a beggar for you. 1448 01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:29,927 When I see your face... 1449 01:34:30,961 --> 01:34:33,897 I see wrinkles and grey hair... 1450 01:34:33,898 --> 01:34:36,769 and children that look like you. 1451 01:34:37,968 --> 01:34:39,673 I can't help it. 1452 01:34:42,104 --> 01:34:43,677 (SIGHS) 1453 01:34:48,110 --> 01:34:50,111 But as your friend... 1454 01:34:50,112 --> 01:34:51,816 I would tell you it's a bad idea 1455 01:34:51,817 --> 01:34:54,687 to be with a 37-year-old cater waiter 1456 01:34:54,688 --> 01:34:56,789 who still has roommates. 1457 01:34:58,186 --> 01:35:00,056 I would say... 1458 01:35:00,958 --> 01:35:02,288 you definitely shouldn't marry a guy 1459 01:35:02,289 --> 01:35:05,324 that has $2,000 in his bank account... 1460 01:35:05,325 --> 01:35:08,129 in a city he can't afford... 1461 01:35:08,130 --> 01:35:10,131 who's only still there... 1462 01:35:10,132 --> 01:35:12,133 to keep trying to be a theatre actor 1463 01:35:12,134 --> 01:35:16,776 because someone told him he was good at it once. 1464 01:35:18,008 --> 01:35:20,406 So, where does that leave us? 1465 01:35:22,342 --> 01:35:23,914 Here. 1466 01:35:23,915 --> 01:35:26,346 At someone else's wedding. 1467 01:35:30,152 --> 01:35:31,450 (SCOFFS) 1468 01:35:32,990 --> 01:35:36,894 I can't give you the wedding or the marriage you want. 1469 01:35:36,895 --> 01:35:40,800 I couldn't even give you the relationship you wanted. 1470 01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:43,802 It's been years, 1471 01:35:43,803 --> 01:35:46,773 and I still can't afford to be with you. 1472 01:35:50,909 --> 01:35:52,372 You're right... 1473 01:35:52,812 --> 01:35:54,176 You can't. 1474 01:35:55,947 --> 01:35:57,277 But just because you can't afford it, 1475 01:35:57,278 --> 01:36:00,446 doesn't mean it's worth having. 1476 01:36:00,985 --> 01:36:02,788 You don't want me. 1477 01:36:02,789 --> 01:36:05,120 Of course I want you. 1478 01:36:05,121 --> 01:36:06,924 Are you even listening to me? 1479 01:36:06,925 --> 01:36:11,423 John, you and I haven't been together properly... 1480 01:36:11,424 --> 01:36:15,196 in so long that you've forgotten. 1481 01:36:15,197 --> 01:36:19,839 You don't want to be with me because I'm not a good person. 1482 01:36:21,335 --> 01:36:23,535 I'm judgmental... 1483 01:36:23,876 --> 01:36:27,407 and materialistic, and cold. 1484 01:36:28,276 --> 01:36:31,851 I broke up with you because you're broke. 1485 01:36:32,214 --> 01:36:35,283 I've hurt you over and over. 1486 01:36:36,790 --> 01:36:38,285 You hate me. 1487 01:36:38,286 --> 01:36:40,089 I don't hate you. 1488 01:36:40,090 --> 01:36:41,024 LUCY: You do. 1489 01:36:41,025 --> 01:36:44,930 And you're right to hate me, because I'm awful. 1490 01:36:45,931 --> 01:36:47,261 Even now... 1491 01:36:47,262 --> 01:36:51,232 I'm thinking: If I choose to marry you... 1492 01:36:51,233 --> 01:36:52,497 I'm gonna be sitting across from you 1493 01:36:52,498 --> 01:36:57,041 in cheap shitty restaurants for the rest of my life. 1494 01:36:57,338 --> 01:36:59,339 I'll be riding in your shitty car, 1495 01:36:59,340 --> 01:37:02,244 and living in your shitty bedroom... 1496 01:37:03,146 --> 01:37:08,117 and fighting with you about $25. 1497 01:37:08,118 --> 01:37:10,383 I'm weighing being with you... 1498 01:37:10,384 --> 01:37:13,926 against these shit tradeoffs. 1499 01:37:14,421 --> 01:37:16,390 I'm doing math. 1500 01:37:17,523 --> 01:37:19,425 This is what I'm like. 1501 01:37:19,426 --> 01:37:20,525 I know what you're like. 1502 01:37:20,526 --> 01:37:23,595 LUCY: Then how could you still love me? 1503 01:37:27,236 --> 01:37:28,842 (SIGHS) 1504 01:37:35,211 --> 01:37:38,477 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE) 1505 01:37:38,478 --> 01:37:42,119 (PHONE VIBRATING FAINTLY) 1506 01:37:43,021 --> 01:37:45,859 (PHONE VIBRATING FAINTLY) 1507 01:37:47,091 --> 01:37:48,620 (SIGHS) 1508 01:37:50,490 --> 01:37:53,163 (PHONE VIBRATING) 1509 01:37:54,164 --> 01:37:55,362 - Sophie? - Lucy. 1510 01:37:55,363 --> 01:37:56,902 I didn't know who else to call. 1511 01:37:56,903 --> 01:37:57,936 I haven't told anyone. 1512 01:37:57,937 --> 01:37:59,300 I don't have any friends in the city 1513 01:37:59,301 --> 01:38:00,939 and my lawyers aren't picking up and... 1514 01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:03,238 - What's going on? - (DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE) 1515 01:38:03,239 --> 01:38:06,472 SOPHIE: Mark is outside my building. 1516 01:38:06,473 --> 01:38:07,605 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1517 01:38:07,606 --> 01:38:10,311 I called the cops but they said they won't come 1518 01:38:10,312 --> 01:38:11,609 unless he's trying to break in. 1519 01:38:11,610 --> 01:38:13,512 - And... - (DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE) 1520 01:38:13,513 --> 01:38:15,052 He's not trying to break in, 1521 01:38:15,053 --> 01:38:16,614 he's just buzzing the doorbell. 1522 01:38:16,615 --> 01:38:18,451 That's still harassment, they should... 1523 01:38:18,452 --> 01:38:21,487 He walked me home after the date. 1524 01:38:21,488 --> 01:38:25,293 Which I shouldn't have let him do, but... 1525 01:38:25,294 --> 01:38:28,297 I was scared and... (EXHALES) 1526 01:38:28,594 --> 01:38:30,463 - It's my fault. - JOHN: Lucy. 1527 01:38:30,464 --> 01:38:31,464 That's not your fault. 1528 01:38:31,465 --> 01:38:33,004 JOHN: Can we finish talking, please? 1529 01:38:33,005 --> 01:38:34,566 SOPHIE: He says he just wants to talk about it, 1530 01:38:34,567 --> 01:38:35,666 but I'm not gonna let him in. 1531 01:38:35,667 --> 01:38:37,371 - No. - (DOORBELL CONTINUES BUZZING) 1532 01:38:37,372 --> 01:38:38,603 Bolt your door. 1533 01:38:38,604 --> 01:38:41,012 I'm about an hour outside of Manhattan, 1534 01:38:41,013 --> 01:38:43,312 but I'll try to get there sooner. 1535 01:38:44,082 --> 01:38:45,511 SOPHIE: I'm worried someone's going to open 1536 01:38:45,512 --> 01:38:47,051 the building door for him. 1537 01:38:47,052 --> 01:38:48,448 LUCY: I'm almost there. 1538 01:38:48,449 --> 01:38:52,254 He has to leave. He can't stay outside all night, can he? 1539 01:38:52,255 --> 01:38:56,028 I want you to tell him someone is on their way. 1540 01:39:01,693 --> 01:39:03,497 (DOORBELL BUZZES) 1541 01:39:04,498 --> 01:39:08,007 (DOOR BUZZES) 1542 01:39:14,541 --> 01:39:16,675 Sophie, it's Lucy. 1543 01:39:17,511 --> 01:39:18,544 SOPHIE: Is he gone? 1544 01:39:18,545 --> 01:39:22,317 Yes. No one was here when we got here. 1545 01:39:22,318 --> 01:39:24,286 SOPHIE: Oh. He must've run away 1546 01:39:24,287 --> 01:39:26,487 when I said that you're coming. 1547 01:39:28,126 --> 01:39:29,963 Can I come in? 1548 01:39:31,624 --> 01:39:35,528 (DOOR LATCH CLICKS, CREAKS OPEN) 1549 01:39:35,529 --> 01:39:38,004 - Hi. - Hi. 1550 01:39:47,409 --> 01:39:49,146 How are you holding up? 1551 01:39:49,147 --> 01:39:53,117 Uh, not good. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, SIGHS) 1552 01:39:53,118 --> 01:39:56,120 (EXHALES) Mark sounded really angry. 1553 01:39:56,121 --> 01:39:57,991 (SHUDDERING) 1554 01:39:59,091 --> 01:40:01,092 Well, he's angry because... 1555 01:40:01,093 --> 01:40:05,493 he thought he was going to get away with something... 1556 01:40:06,065 --> 01:40:07,528 but he won't... 1557 01:40:08,166 --> 01:40:11,169 because you're not going to let him. 1558 01:40:11,697 --> 01:40:14,106 You are brave. 1559 01:40:18,011 --> 01:40:19,407 Can I hug you? 1560 01:40:19,408 --> 01:40:21,245 (SOBS) 1561 01:40:25,018 --> 01:40:26,580 (CRYING) 1562 01:40:30,683 --> 01:40:34,489 (CRYING) 1563 01:40:46,171 --> 01:40:49,338 You know what I've been thinking about? (SNIFFLES) 1564 01:40:49,339 --> 01:40:51,044 (WHISPERING) What? 1565 01:40:51,308 --> 01:40:53,540 I really need to get a boyfriend 1566 01:40:53,541 --> 01:40:54,772 so that I have someone to call 1567 01:40:54,773 --> 01:40:57,478 that's not my fucking matchmaker. 1568 01:40:57,479 --> 01:41:00,383 (BOTH LAUGH) 1569 01:41:02,286 --> 01:41:04,320 I'm going to die alone. 1570 01:41:04,321 --> 01:41:06,058 (LAUGHS) 1571 01:41:06,059 --> 01:41:07,390 Sophie. 1572 01:41:09,524 --> 01:41:10,392 (SIGHS WEARILY) 1573 01:41:10,393 --> 01:41:15,332 I promise you, you're going to marry the love of your life. 1574 01:41:16,465 --> 01:41:19,501 You don't expect me to believe that. 1575 01:41:19,765 --> 01:41:22,339 You don't have to believe it. 1576 01:41:23,241 --> 01:41:25,144 I believe it. 1577 01:41:25,606 --> 01:41:26,573 SOPHIE: Let me guess. 1578 01:41:26,574 --> 01:41:30,413 Someone who checks a lot of my boxes? (CHUCKLES DRYLY) 1579 01:41:30,578 --> 01:41:33,349 I'm not asking for a miracle. 1580 01:41:33,350 --> 01:41:36,155 I just want to love someone. 1581 01:41:36,518 --> 01:41:40,687 Someone who can't help but love me back. 1582 01:41:51,533 --> 01:41:52,731 She's asleep. 1583 01:41:52,732 --> 01:41:54,833 Good. 1584 01:41:55,768 --> 01:41:57,308 You okay? 1585 01:41:57,407 --> 01:41:58,738 Yeah. 1586 01:42:00,674 --> 01:42:02,642 You should go home. 1587 01:42:02,643 --> 01:42:03,676 I'll take you home first. 1588 01:42:03,677 --> 01:42:05,150 I'm gonna sleep on her couch... 1589 01:42:05,151 --> 01:42:09,221 and help her get a restraining order when she wakes up. 1590 01:42:09,320 --> 01:42:10,849 Okay. 1591 01:42:13,291 --> 01:42:15,161 Thanks for the ride. 1592 01:42:15,656 --> 01:42:17,625 Yeah, of course. 1593 01:42:26,667 --> 01:42:29,439 You asked how I could love you. 1594 01:42:33,839 --> 01:42:35,610 I just do. 1595 01:42:36,776 --> 01:42:38,877 It's the easiest thing. 1596 01:42:43,222 --> 01:42:45,290 I love you too. 1597 01:42:47,721 --> 01:42:50,163 (CHUCKLES) More than you know. 1598 01:42:52,693 --> 01:42:57,302 You're the only reason I know I'm capable of love. 1599 01:43:01,768 --> 01:43:04,441 I've been doing some math. 1600 01:43:05,475 --> 01:43:07,609 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1601 01:43:08,214 --> 01:43:11,448 And I'm ready to make you an offer. 1602 01:43:12,251 --> 01:43:13,549 Okay. 1603 01:43:14,451 --> 01:43:16,420 Here's the offer. 1604 01:43:19,291 --> 01:43:23,592 I love you now, like I loved you before... 1605 01:43:24,593 --> 01:43:27,497 I'll love you 'til the day I die. 1606 01:43:29,301 --> 01:43:31,732 It's a lifetime guarantee. 1607 01:43:32,733 --> 01:43:35,570 And I won't forget it the way I used to... 1608 01:43:35,571 --> 01:43:37,870 even when things are shit. 1609 01:43:39,575 --> 01:43:41,642 I'll make a calendar item 1610 01:43:41,643 --> 01:43:45,680 every day reminding myself that I love you. 1611 01:43:46,351 --> 01:43:48,518 I'll be your certainty. 1612 01:43:52,918 --> 01:43:55,261 It's my final offer. 1613 01:43:55,954 --> 01:43:58,362 You can't negotiate because 1614 01:43:58,363 --> 01:44:01,366 I don't have anything else to offer you. 1615 01:44:10,309 --> 01:44:11,607 Deal. 1616 01:44:12,344 --> 01:44:15,281 (SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1617 01:44:20,880 --> 01:44:22,386 Now I admit, I'm not confident 1618 01:44:22,387 --> 01:44:25,554 that I can make myself less broke. 1619 01:44:25,555 --> 01:44:27,589 You don't need to worry about that. 1620 01:44:27,590 --> 01:44:30,725 You know I can take care of myself. 1621 01:44:31,561 --> 01:44:32,825 Yeah, I know. 1622 01:44:32,826 --> 01:44:34,498 It's not for you. 1623 01:44:34,828 --> 01:44:36,434 It's for me. 1624 01:44:36,797 --> 01:44:38,337 For us. 1625 01:44:38,997 --> 01:44:39,964 You make me brave enough 1626 01:44:39,965 --> 01:44:43,001 to admit that I want to be happy. 1627 01:44:43,573 --> 01:44:46,378 And I want to be happy with you. 1628 01:44:50,580 --> 01:44:54,484 And I'm gonna pick up more catering shifts... 1629 01:44:54,485 --> 01:44:55,980 And ask for a raise... 1630 01:44:55,981 --> 01:45:00,457 I'll find a serving job at an actual restaurant... 1631 01:45:00,458 --> 01:45:02,426 And I won't say no to commercial auditions, 1632 01:45:02,427 --> 01:45:03,856 even though they're annoying... 1633 01:45:03,857 --> 01:45:07,057 I'll make an actual effort to find a manager. 1634 01:45:07,058 --> 01:45:09,599 (MUSIC SWELLS) 1635 01:45:24,647 --> 01:45:27,980 And I'm going to move out of my apartment. 1636 01:45:28,354 --> 01:45:29,750 And sell my car. 1637 01:45:29,751 --> 01:45:31,687 Don't sell your car. 1638 01:45:32,325 --> 01:45:33,017 No? 1639 01:45:33,018 --> 01:45:35,328 No, let's just... 1640 01:45:35,691 --> 01:45:37,923 Let's just drive around in it... 1641 01:45:37,924 --> 01:45:42,632 until it breaks down and it won't move anymore. 1642 01:45:43,831 --> 01:45:45,833 (MUSIC SWELLS) 1643 01:46:01,519 --> 01:46:03,983 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1644 01:46:15,896 --> 01:46:17,127 LUCY: I've been dreaming about 1645 01:46:17,128 --> 01:46:20,472 the first people who got married. 1646 01:46:21,704 --> 01:46:25,410 Two cavepeople... fell in love... 1647 01:46:25,411 --> 01:46:28,942 in between the hunting and the gathering. 1648 01:46:30,614 --> 01:46:32,649 And in my dream... 1649 01:46:33,518 --> 01:46:35,982 I keep asking myself... 1650 01:46:36,950 --> 01:46:40,624 what made them perfect for each other? 1651 01:46:42,956 --> 01:46:46,091 Similar economic background? 1652 01:46:47,059 --> 01:46:49,468 Politically aligned? 1653 01:46:49,831 --> 01:46:53,703 Well-matched in their attractiveness? 1654 01:46:55,067 --> 01:46:57,542 Similar upbringing? 1655 01:47:01,612 --> 01:47:02,943 Or... 1656 01:47:03,449 --> 01:47:05,715 was it something else? 1657 01:47:09,048 --> 01:47:10,818 Something like you and me? 1658 01:47:10,819 --> 01:47:13,019 (ROMANTIC MUSIC CONTINUING) 1659 01:47:22,534 --> 01:47:23,061 Hey, man. 1660 01:47:23,062 --> 01:47:25,470 Can I get two chicken over rice? 1661 01:47:25,471 --> 01:47:26,967 MAN: Yeah. 1662 01:47:37,648 --> 01:47:40,211 Thanks a lot. Keep that. 1663 01:47:53,895 --> 01:47:55,027 I'm sad you're leaving, Vi. 1664 01:47:55,028 --> 01:47:58,030 VIOLET: Me too. They really need me at the London office. 1665 01:47:58,031 --> 01:48:01,638 And I'm calling you first of all the Adore girls... 1666 01:48:01,639 --> 01:48:05,642 because the CEOs asked me who should be asked to step up 1667 01:48:05,643 --> 01:48:08,040 and be promoted... to New York head 1668 01:48:08,041 --> 01:48:11,615 and I said it absolutely has to be you. 1669 01:48:11,616 --> 01:48:12,517 - Me? - Yes. 1670 01:48:12,518 --> 01:48:15,917 - You're getting a promotion. - (LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1671 01:48:16,082 --> 01:48:16,851 (LAUGHS) 1672 01:48:16,852 --> 01:48:18,820 VIOLET: What's so funny? 1673 01:48:18,821 --> 01:48:21,185 Well, I was going to hand in 1674 01:48:21,186 --> 01:48:23,924 my resignation letter tomorrow. 1675 01:48:23,925 --> 01:48:25,024 VIOLET: No, you weren't. 1676 01:48:25,025 --> 01:48:28,258 Yep. I have it printed out and everything. 1677 01:48:28,259 --> 01:48:30,161 VIOLET: You can't quit. 1678 01:48:30,162 --> 01:48:32,703 What would you do instead? 1679 01:48:32,802 --> 01:48:34,935 I honestly don't know. 1680 01:48:34,936 --> 01:48:37,168 Maybe marry someone poor. 1681 01:48:37,169 --> 01:48:38,840 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1682 01:48:38,841 --> 01:48:39,841 VIOLET: I don't know 1683 01:48:39,842 --> 01:48:42,074 what you're talking about. 1684 01:48:42,075 --> 01:48:43,812 Just think about it. 1685 01:48:43,813 --> 01:48:44,813 You can negotiate 1686 01:48:44,814 --> 01:48:45,847 a crazy salary, too. 1687 01:48:45,848 --> 01:48:47,816 Ask for any amount you want, 1688 01:48:47,817 --> 01:48:49,818 and I'll support you. Okay? 1689 01:48:49,819 --> 01:48:51,589 Okay, I'll think about it. 1690 01:48:51,590 --> 01:48:53,756 Vi, I have to go. My boyfriend's here. 1691 01:48:53,757 --> 01:48:55,087 VIOLET: Yeah, before you go, tell me: 1692 01:48:55,088 --> 01:48:58,663 How did Sophie L.'s date go last night? 1693 01:48:58,795 --> 01:49:00,566 She liked him. 1694 01:49:00,962 --> 01:49:02,964 VIOLET: Brian A., right? 1695 01:49:03,129 --> 01:49:04,636 Yeah. 1696 01:49:05,065 --> 01:49:08,573 5'8". 36. Dentist. 1697 01:49:08,574 --> 01:49:09,970 200 grand before taxes. 1698 01:49:09,971 --> 01:49:13,105 Just... looking for a nice girl. 1699 01:49:13,106 --> 01:49:15,910 VIOLET: Sounds like a strong match. 1700 01:49:15,911 --> 01:49:17,076 (CHUCKLES) 1701 01:49:17,077 --> 01:49:18,649 He liked her too. 1702 01:49:18,650 --> 01:49:21,685 We are cautiously optimistic. 1703 01:49:21,686 --> 01:49:22,653 VIOLET: Good. 1704 01:49:22,654 --> 01:49:26,118 You should know Harry C. Is going on his first date. 1705 01:49:26,119 --> 01:49:28,054 Rose made a very strong match. 1706 01:49:28,055 --> 01:49:32,058 Gemma N., 30, an art dealer. 1707 01:49:32,059 --> 01:49:32,960 Vi, I have to go. 1708 01:49:32,961 --> 01:49:36,634 VIOLET: Fine, but hear the offer first. 1709 01:49:36,635 --> 01:49:37,569 I will. 1710 01:49:37,570 --> 01:49:39,033 VIOLET: Call me. 1711 01:49:42,740 --> 01:49:45,578 Hi. 1712 01:49:53,080 --> 01:49:57,348 How would you like to make a very bad financial decision? 1713 01:50:00,626 --> 01:50:03,354 (ROMANTIC INDIE MUSIC PLAYING) 1714 01:50:23,308 --> 01:50:25,981 (LIVELY CHATTER) 1715 01:53:57,258 --> 01:53:58,093 (MUSIC FADES) 1716 01:53:58,094 --> 01:54:00,998 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA) 1717 01:54:02,032 --> 01:54:04,936 (ROMANTIC FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 1718 01:56:08,488 --> 01:56:10,127 (MUSIC FADES)