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冷静点

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早上打招呼根本不算什么

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- 早安
- 我昨晚练习过很多次了

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- 欸嘿
- 我昨晚练习过很多次了

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- VAMOLA
- 我昨晚练习过很多次了

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- 你好吗
- 万无一失

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不能让她发现我很不会跟人打招呼

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不对, 等一下

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就算我们交情变好了

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她会突然在校门口等我吗

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她一定是在等别人

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早安

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我应该要装作没看到她才对

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你很慢耶, 走吧

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DandadanDandadanDandadanDandadan…

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不死心的家伙们

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像你们这种玩意就算成群结队也赢不了我

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老天保佑老天保佑老天保佑

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速度快得令人目不转睛

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不会倒下不会闭嘴不会退让

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贯彻到底任性妄为

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挡路的给我让开 我是另一个你

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贞子伽椰子全都来黄泉之国wonderland

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在祈祷中刚好到了4点44分

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四尺四寸四分大人就会找上门来bang around

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要是传来呼唤声 就真的会被附身…

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上身了上身了上身了上身了上身了

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拚命爬出来之后雾气已散

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要是凹凸能顺利吻合

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要是痛楚能够重合

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心灵 身体 头脑

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正逐渐涌上的某种东西

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要是现在背上长有翅膀

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我将道别黑暗

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展翅飞向远方

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心灵 身体 头脑

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令人怀念的温暖

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要是现在脚边开着花朵

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我将道别黑暗

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展翅飞向远方

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无论多少次我都会活下去

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在你或你的心中

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在眼睑内或耳里

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在始终留在内心深处的旋律 韵律中

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DandadanDandadanDandadanDandadan…

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然后啊, 那个外星人说他们只有男的
(第5话 蛋蛋在哪里)

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啊, 是这样喔
(第5话 蛋蛋在哪里)

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他们不是搭UFO从超远的地方来的吗

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UFO里面绝对超脏的吧

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是说那些家伙平常都吃些什么啊

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你觉得是什么

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不, 那个, 呃…

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之后再聊吧

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那晚点见

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好, 晚点见…

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拜啦

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很痛耶, 你这家伙

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别挡路啦, 笨蛋

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你能不能赶快让开啊

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真的很烦耶

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我不在意

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现在不管遭到多不合理的对待

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我都能原谅他们

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这是因为, 我交到了…

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一个很棒的朋友

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传过来

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- 好, 我要丢啰
- 我原谅他们…

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这家伙不行了

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魂不知道上哪去了

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绝对有问题

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我想说传LINE她都不回

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结果她说手机弄丢了

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昨天也没来上学

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喂, 她该不会是跑去找前男友了吧

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唔哇, 真的假的

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然后彻底被甩, 觉得一切都不重要了

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就摔烂了手机?

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感觉很有可能

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出现了! 郁闷时间!

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是一想起过去就觉得很苦闷的那个对吧

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我好想聊外星人的话题

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(螃蟹+高速婆婆)
(泽蟹?) (UMA? 灵异现象?)

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好想跟绫濑同学聊天

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好想聊幽灵的话题

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我早上太慌张, 完全无法回话

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枉费绫濑同学问了我那么多问题

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我好想跟厄卡伦聊天

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像是袭击我们的外星人平常都吃些什么

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有没有穿内裤之类的

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健你这笨蛋!

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真是蠢到家了

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我好想和厄卡伦聊天

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得赶快挽回才行

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不然她会讨厌我的

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好想聊天好想聊天

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(袭击我们的外星人只有男性)
(平常都吃些什么?)

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咦? 谁?

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厄卡伦啦, 厄卡伦

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说他的名字啦, 名字

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我哪能说他的名字啊

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叫那个喜欢超自然现象的眼镜仔出来

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我们班有喜欢超自然现象的人吗

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毕竟是午休时间, 在学生食堂吧

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那个, 不好意思

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绫濑同学在吗

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咦? 你说谁? 我听不到

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她可能在学生食堂

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厄卡伦哪会去那种吵吵闹闹的地方啊

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在福利社啦, 福利社

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福利社…

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等去看完学生食堂再去好了

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不在…去福利社看看吧

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学生食堂…去那里找看看好了

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到处都找不到

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她在躲我

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她早上发现我是个无趣的人

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就懒得搭理我了吧

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真是的…厄卡伦到底在哪里啊

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午休时间都要结束了耶

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糟透了

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这么说来他早上好像没什么精神

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他或许不喜欢人家这么积极找他说话

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我可能没有仔细考虑过厄卡伦的心情

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毕竟绫濑同学有很多朋友

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我这种人可能只是"朋友预备军"吧

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他可能在躲我…

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我这种人或许根本就没被她算在朋友里

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总觉得好忧郁喔

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我太得意忘形了

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我实在太不争气了…

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为什么我老是这样啊

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对不起, 绫濑同学

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抱歉, 厄卡伦

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好痛!

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找到厄卡伦了!

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绫濑同学!

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你在这种地方做什么啊

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那是我要说的话

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好痛

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是说撞到牙齿了啦

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我一直在找你喔! 绫濑同学

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所以说那是我要说的话

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你不要到处乱跑啦

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你在找我吗

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对啊

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午休时间都快结束了

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我还以为绫濑同学在躲我

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我才以为你在躲我咧

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咦? 气氛好像不太对

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我得赶快换个话题

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他们刚刚接吻了

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等一下, 小桃

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既然是这样, 你早点告诉我们啊

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所以你才会在各方面都怪怪的吧

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才不是

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谁会跟这种呆瓜接吻啊

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对啊! 我怎么可能跟这种笨蛋接吻!

158
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你给我等一下

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你凭什么拒绝我啊, 秃子

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我才没秃咧, 你是瞎了吗

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唔哇, 冷死了

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这样认真回话真有够冷的, 臭眼镜仔

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好, 你现在得罪所有戴眼镜的人了喔

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我才不想跟你这种人说话咧

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不要来跟我搭话

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你才是

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请你别来找我说话

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哼!

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不得了

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他们感情超好的嘛

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虽然我刚才一时情急就顺势回了那种话

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但我其实有很多话想跟她说

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得好好向她道歉才行

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咦?

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怎么会…

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小桃, 听说你在中庭跟人接吻了

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是怎样的人? 哪班的?

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所以…我不就说…

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那是误会了吗

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对方是个宅宅

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戴着眼镜

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别再说了啦

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绫濑同学

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啊, 来了, 那就是她男朋友

185
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我就说他不是我男朋友了

186
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,280
你在做什么啊

187
00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:12,820
绫濑同学, 我有话要跟你说

188
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是那一型的啊

189
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真想不到

190
00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:18,530
绫濑同学, 出大事了啊

191
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,160
你来干嘛啦

192
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我不是说不想跟你说话了吗

193
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去去去

194
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,750
现在不是说那种话的时候了

195
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,380
这事情很重要

196
00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,380
我想跟你单独谈谈

197
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拜托你听我说

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我不要

199
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突然就上演修罗场啊

200
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,130
你男朋友这样很可怜耶

201
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就说了他不是我男朋友, 什么都不是

202
00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,310
你不要乱传奇怪的八卦

203
00:10:39,510 --> 00:10:42,980
绫濑同学, 你早上不是跟我聊了很多吗

204
00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:45,270
为什么你现在不肯跟我说话

205
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你不是也叫我不要跟你说话吗

206
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那是因为你那样说我才顺势回嘴的

207
00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:55,030
其实我很想跟绫濑同学说话

208
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呀! 真敢说

209
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不错喔, 阿宅

210
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吵死了

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我说不要就是不要啦

212
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:01,540
赶快闪边去

213
00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:03,830
真冷淡, 太过分了吧?

214
00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,870
你们才过分咧

215
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跟我好好相处有这么丢脸吗

216
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你也不用这样全力拒绝他吧

217
00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:29,230
既然是朋友, 你以前不都笑笑就算了嘛

218
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真不像你的作风

219
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绫濑同学已经回去了吧

220
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抱歉

221
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,670
对不起, 你没事吧

222
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咦? 啊, 不, 是我不好…

223
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我的书包里装了水壶, 你会不会痛?

224
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不会, 完全不会痛呢

225
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因, 因为我有锻炼过吧

226
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真的很对不起

227
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,560
那个, 是我不好

228
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请你别在意

229
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你好体贴喔

230
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咦?

231
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好烦喔

232
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怎么搞得好像全是我的错一样

233
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不对, 那的确是我不好

234
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,380
那是怎样

235
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:38,090
他不是说他没朋友吗

236
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,720
而且那女生还有点可爱

237
00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:46,310
喂, 你刚才看到了吗

238
00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:50,100
那个阿宅的表情超蠢的

239
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,560
他完全沦陷了呢

240
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,940
他现在一定超喜欢我的

241
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,570
你也真爱做这种事耶

242
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,030
欸, 因为很好玩啊

243
00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,570
让那些废物喜欢上我

244
00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:04,530
反正那种人八成没好好跟女生说过话吧

245
00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:08,790
往后绝对没有像我这么可爱的女生会碰他

246
00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:11,080
我还让他做了一场美梦, 不错了吧

247
00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,040
那个眼镜宅宅也会觉得很幸福的

248
00:13:21,970 --> 00:13:23,550
- 爱罗!
- 你没事吧

249
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,390
话说为什么会有水盆

250
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,850
刚刚是从正上方掉下来的吧

251
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,390
咦? 刚才那女生倒在地上

252
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,190
难道是我撞到她的冲击

253
00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:34,860
到现在才影响到她吗

254
00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:39,320
绫, 绫濑同学

255
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,610
厄卡伦, 一起回家吧

256
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:45,910
你戴眼镜的模样今天也很帅呢

257
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,490
笨女人根本无法理解吧

258
00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:50,000
厄卡伦的魅力

259
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,750
比起让男人沦陷

260
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:54,460
被水盆打中头更适合笨女人

261
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,180
对不起, 厄卡伦

262
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,640
我用那种差劲的态度对你…

263
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:20,150
那个, 因为搞得好像我们在中庭接吻了

264
00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:22,320
让我有点不知所措

265
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,240
觉得很难为情, 对不起

266
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,620
我并不觉得跟厄卡伦好好相处很丢脸

267
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:31,830
不会, 没关系

268
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,410
我完全不在意

269
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,460
不如说我很高兴可以跟你和好

270
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:47,260
比…

271
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,850
比起那种事, 大事不好了, 绫濑同学

272
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:50,470
啥?

273
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,020
什么叫做比起那种事

274
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,680
我可是烦恼了很久耶

275
00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:56,060
你冷静点听我说

276
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,650
我们打倒高速婆婆了对吧

277
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,070
打倒了啊

278
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:01,320
我们还祭拜过了吧

279
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,490
厄卡伦的诅咒解除了

280
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:04,900
你那里也恢复原状了吧

281
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,320
没有

282
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:07,910
什么没有?

283
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,030
蛋蛋…

284
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:09,660
啥?

285
00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:11,120
我没有蛋蛋

286
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,370
所以我不就叫你给我看看了吗

287
00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,420
而且你怎么会没发现啊

288
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:18,920
那是你的蛋蛋吧

289
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,210
- 笑得我肚子好痛
- 绫濑同学你笑得太夸张了吧

290
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,510
毕竟竹竿有回来

291
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,800
我当下就安心了, 没注意到蛋蛋

292
00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:29,890
什么竹竿, 你少说得那么好听

293
00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:31,720
你那根是铅笔吧

294
00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:33,350
你根本没看过吧

295
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,140
没办法, 我看一下吧

296
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,650
咦? 你要看吗

297
00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:39,480
我才不要看你的小弟弟

298
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,150
我要看的是你的体内

299
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:48,950
小桃

300
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:50,780
什么都好, 去拿个娃娃过来

301
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,530
还有脸盆跟水

302
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:56,460
有什么东西在这家伙的身体里

303
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:03,800
好, 那我要开始啰

304
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,130
符纸贴在娃娃上了吧

305
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:13,220
你这个大笨蛋

306
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,930
咦? 这是怎样? 咦?

307
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,730
不准动, 不准说话, 你这烂橘子

308
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:20,850
等一下

309
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:23,020
这完全是在胡闹吧

310
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,740
人字是由两根互相支撑的棒子组成的吧

311
00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:28,110
没错, 你果然在胡闹

312
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:31,910
是说金八老师才不会说什么烂橘子

313
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:34,280
小桃, 你刚才有看到什么吗

314
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:36,830
我看到了

315
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,290
刚刚厄卡伦挨打的时候

316
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,750
气有一瞬间变了色

317
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,960
好, 小桃你来帮忙

318
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,050
在他气变色的瞬间, 把那个气拉出来

319
00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:49,090
人的气是可以拉出来的吗

320
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,630
那不是这家伙的气

321
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,050
如果是异物应该就能拉出来

322
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,680
要上啰

323
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,680
集中精神

324
00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:58,930
好

325
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,230
咦?

326
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,990
我刚刚明明有抓到的感觉啊

327
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,450
可是拉出来就不见了

328
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,070
不好, 奶奶, 我可能让那玩意儿溜掉了

329
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,580
冷静点

330
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,380
给我站住

331
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,550
跑去那边了

332
00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,010
快抓住它

333
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,640
好快

334
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,810
那到底是什么啊

335
00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,810
烂橘子上哪去了

336
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:41,730
对了

337
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:47,480
猫咪在哪里…

338
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,190
找到了

339
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:55,530
我抓到了

340
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,160
大概在这里

341
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,790
放开我, 混帐

342
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,550
我要杀了你们三个

343
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,260
绫濑同学你好厉害喔

344
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,760
你的超能力又进化了吧

345
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,140
- 喂, 放马过来啊
- 耶, 怎么样啊?

346
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,180
所以呢? 这家伙是什么?

347
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,930
- 来啊来啊
- 天晓得

348
00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:24,140
这还真是令人吃惊啊

349
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,150
这是什么?

350
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:27,650
它是高速婆婆

351
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,530
咦? 我们不是打倒高速婆婆了吗

352
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,070
已经让她成佛了吧

353
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,910
谁会被你们这些年轻小鬼头打倒啊

354
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,830
可别瞧不起长辈

355
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,990
她是不是有点可爱啊?

356
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:41,450
可别小看我! 混帐!

357
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,670
我在被结界术焚烧的瞬间

358
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:47,420
为了在火焰中游动而化为灵体

359
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:50,050
最后成功游到了小子的身上

360
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,210
也因为我当时奄奄一息

361
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:55,260
所以才能在小子体内彻底隐藏气息

362
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,470
我本来打算躲在这家伙体内

363
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,470
等待灵力恢复

364
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:03,350
待时机成熟后再杀了你们

365
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,900
还想打啊? 你不是打输了吗

366
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,480
我才没输

367
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,320
我怎么可能会输啊, 你这呆瓜

368
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,860
我最不能饶恕的就是你

369
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:19,200
我要把你打烂

370
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,620
你有搞清楚现在的状况吗

371
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,660
现在主导权可是在我们手上

372
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:27,750
你透露太多心里话了

373
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,170
没错

374
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,210
快把蛋蛋还来

375
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,630
把我的蛋蛋还给我

376
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,710
你已经无路可逃了

377
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,680
我劝你们别想打倒我喔

378
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:43,600
我死了, 你的蛋蛋就永远不会复原了

379
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:48,900
你们这些傻瓜终于搞清楚状况了啊

380
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:53,110
主导权是在我手上, 混帐东西们

381
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,110
总之小子你去拿菜刀来

382
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:58,490
然后杀了那两个女的

383
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,570
这样我就把蛋蛋还你

384
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:01,580
你这家伙

385
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:02,780
你敢不做!

386
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:06,330
你这小子只能乖乖听我的话

387
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,290
赶快动手

388
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,430
这种事情压力超大的, 真没劲

389
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:27,230
咦? 为什么?

390
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,020
我们明明把高速婆婆赶出来了

391
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,520
他为什么还能变身

392
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,310
怎么可能

393
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:32,310
这是怎么回事

394
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,610
这把纸扇啊

395
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:38,240
是用来把恶灵赶出身体的道具

396
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,700
但高速婆婆可能是死命地巴着他不放吧

397
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,790
所以好像只有意识被赶出来了

398
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:48,830
也就是说你的灵力还留在小鬼身体里

399
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,790
只有意识转移到了娃娃上

400
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:56,260
顺带一提, 只有我能把你的意识放回去

401
00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:01,010
刚才你是不是说我这个金八是傻瓜啊

402
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,300
你这只笨蛋臭猫烂橘子

403
00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:06,810
老师, 对不起

404
00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:09,180
我才不是老师, 你这蠢蛋

405
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,940
做得好耶, 星子

406
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,520
你在搞什么鬼啊! 说啊!

407
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,770
- 啊, 变回来了
- 非常抱歉

408
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,860
很厉害嘛, 你是怎么变身的?

409
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,150
不, 我也不知道

410
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:20,860
该开溜啰

411
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:24,530
- 等一下, 喂, 别想逃啊, 蠢货
- 我觉得很生气, 饶不了她…

412
00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:25,740
- 臭猫给我站住
- 然后就变身了…

413
00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:28,290
- 你这个笨蛋, 烂橘子
- 好痛

414
00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:30,710
可以了啦, 放过她吧

415
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,000
虽然你很狡猾

416
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,340
但我其实也没那么恨你

417
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,840
因为我也跟你一样, 很同情那些地缚灵

418
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,970
所以我们好好相处吧

419
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,390
只要你把蛋蛋还回来

420
00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:47,680
我们就会把力量还你

421
00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:49,560
好吗?

422
00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:53,060
混帐

423
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,190
好啊

424
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,900
好, 就这样说定了

425
00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:59,150
那赶快把蛋蛋还来吧

426
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,490
不在这里

427
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,910
喂, 我们不是说好了吗

428
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:05,700
你赶快…

429
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,370
我没说谎

430
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:11,120
我把这家伙的蛋蛋搞丢了

431
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,020
在抉择前沉默

432
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:31,680
在受伤前微笑

433
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,390
在点头同意前捶胸顿足

434
00:22:33,390 --> 00:22:35,150
在随波逐流前离开

435
00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:36,770
就像护身符一样

436
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:39,150
只将微不足道的

437
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,690
细枝末节紧握在手中

438
00:22:41,690 --> 00:22:43,400
无论是今天吃下的晚餐

439
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,860
还是午休时的各种举止动作

440
00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:46,620
求知的欲望刺激着我

441
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,910
在偶像中四处寻找

442
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:51,200
被前所未有的感觉

443
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,370
强烈攻陷

444
00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:58,290
人类啊 本应自由自在

445
00:22:58,290 --> 00:23:01,380
伶俐的举动 索然无味

446
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,800
心肺专用 加速悸动

447
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,350
规则是要宣告终结的吧

448
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:14,640
用尽全身力气表演吧 动力全开就是这个程度?

449
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,360
仅凭老实和温柔 是无法超越的

450
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,230
是在装腔作势不是吗?

451
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:21,900
振作起来 what's your pain?

452
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,150
想和你演绎一场感情之战

453
00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:28,620
全方位地萎靡 忽然间无力

454
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:30,830
虽然只有专对你的心理准备

455
00:23:30,830 --> 00:23:32,040
无知无畏地前进吧

456
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,210
我想相信 我想守候

457
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:37,080
欢迎回来 祈愿退治

458
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,580
郑重对谈 一曲伦巴达

459
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:39,960
怠惰 countdown

460
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,000
(本故事纯属虚构)
(与实际存在的人物, 包含演员高仓健先生)
(以及团体没有任何关系)

461
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:44,970
不妙

462
00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:45,590
不妙

463
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:46,760
是哪里不妙了吗?

464
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,130
咦?

465
00:23:47,130 --> 00:23:47,470
啥?

466
00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:48,760
人类啊

467
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,970
就是一回过神来就会说不妙的生物啦

468
00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:51,930
超级认同

469
00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:53,770
下集, 不妙的女人来了

470
00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:55,560
所以说到底是哪里不妙啊