1 00:00:06,291 --> 00:00:08,708 ♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪ 2 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:11,333 ♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪ 3 00:00:11,416 --> 00:00:14,041 ♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪ 4 00:00:14,125 --> 00:00:15,750 ♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪ 5 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:18,666 [Creepy Nuts singing in Japanese] 6 00:00:18,666 --> 00:00:21,791 [Creepy Nuts' "Otonoke"] 7 00:00:21,875 --> 00:00:28,750 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:59,416 ♪ ♪ 9 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:23,541 ♪ ♪ 10 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:27,458 ♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪ 11 00:01:27,541 --> 00:01:30,208 ♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪ 12 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,958 ♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪ 13 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:35,000 ♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪ 14 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:36,375 - Huh? 15 00:01:36,375 --> 00:01:39,958 - I said if you ain't gonna lend me no cash, 16 00:01:39,958 --> 00:01:42,583 I ain't takin' you on no date. 17 00:01:42,666 --> 00:01:46,000 But yo, if you put out, I'll take you wherever. 18 00:01:46,166 --> 00:01:49,166 Like a love hotel, but you're payin' for it. 19 00:01:50,416 --> 00:01:51,500 - [shouts] 20 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,875 - [grunts] 21 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:56,083 [grunts] - Greedy creep! 22 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,291 I'll-- - Shut up! 23 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,666 [grunts] - [groans] 24 00:02:01,416 --> 00:02:03,583 - What? What'cha gonna do? 25 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:04,833 Kick my ass? 26 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,000 Man, I'm done! 27 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,291 You're no girlfriend! 28 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:09,916 You're broke, you won't put out, you're lame-- 29 00:02:09,916 --> 00:02:14,083 - Yeah? You're an octopus! Squid! Tuna! 30 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:17,000 [groans] - Like, wow. 31 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,500 Calling him seafood is pretty lame. 32 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:20,708 - Cut me some slack. 33 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:24,000 My first boyfriend just broke up with me! 34 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,541 - And who told you not to go out with him? 35 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:28,250 Why'd you fall for him, anyway? 36 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:31,666 - He looked like Ken Takakura. - Again? 37 00:02:31,666 --> 00:02:32,916 - You're such a dork. 38 00:02:32,916 --> 00:02:34,500 - There's nothing weird about 39 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:37,666 liking strong, silent types like Ken Takakura! 40 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,458 - "I'm an awkward guy." 41 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,875 both: There ain't no dudes alive like that anymore. 42 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:44,833 - [groans] 43 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:47,666 What the hell? 44 00:02:47,666 --> 00:02:51,500 All I want is a boyfriend like Ken Takakura. 45 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:55,416 Come on, universe. I'm not asking for much here. 46 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:57,208 Why is life so cruel? 47 00:02:57,666 --> 00:02:59,041 Hmm? 48 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,625 [all laughing] - God dammit. 49 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,041 - Man. 50 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,166 - What're you lookin' at, doofus? 51 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:05,625 [scoffs] 52 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:07,916 - Wait, uh... 53 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:09,291 - Put this magnet in it. 54 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:13,291 - This is gonna hurt. [both gasping] 55 00:03:17,666 --> 00:03:20,250 - So, what'cha readin'? Anything cool? 56 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:21,875 - Huh? 57 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:24,833 Oh, uh... [groans] 58 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:27,250 - Buncha losers. 59 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:33,500 There's nothing but scum in this world. 60 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:36,125 - [gasps] 61 00:03:37,666 --> 00:03:40,083 - Ah, this sucks! 62 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:43,666 I need to blow off some steam or I'm gonna hurt someone! 63 00:03:43,666 --> 00:03:45,750 - Miss Momo Ayase! - [gasps] 64 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:47,125 - I think I know what you're into! 65 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:48,166 - Huh? 66 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:50,250 - I think I know what you're into! 67 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:52,125 - Yeah, you said that twice now. 68 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:53,541 - There's only one reason someone 69 00:03:53,541 --> 00:03:54,750 like you would talk to me, 70 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,666 and that's the reason you talked to me! 71 00:03:56,916 --> 00:03:59,083 - Sorry, I think you got the wrong idea. 72 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:02,333 I wasn't looking to be friends with you or anything like that. 73 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:05,333 Just forget I talked to you. - This is the reason. Look! 74 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:06,583 Project Pegasus! 75 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:07,833 The US President went to Mars 76 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:09,541 and met with aliens! 77 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:10,875 - Wait, what? 78 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,666 - You're into the occult, aren't you? 79 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:14,916 - Nah, I don't believe in UFOs and aliens 80 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:16,000 and that kind of stuff. 81 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,458 - They're not UFOs! They'rel UAPs! 82 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,916 Unidentified Aerial Phenomena! 83 00:04:20,916 --> 00:04:22,958 - I didn't ask. Don't care. 84 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,166 - [grunts] The US military admitted 85 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,916 UAPs exist and reformed their space force! 86 00:04:27,916 --> 00:04:30,583 And now Japan has an aerospace defense force! 87 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:31,958 Don't you see? Everyone's gearing up 88 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:33,416 for war in space! 89 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:37,083 - Okay, bye-bye! - But h--hang on a sec! 90 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:39,250 There's this new picture of Nessie. Look! 91 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,041 - [groans] - There's also stuff about 92 00:04:41,041 --> 00:04:44,333 Lt. Colonel Jim Channon and Skinwalker Ranch! 93 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:46,375 - I don't care! 94 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:48,791 I just got dumped and I'm pissed off at everything, 95 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:50,333 and the last thing I need right now 96 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:53,583 is some nerd pushing their nerdy crap in my face! 97 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:56,166 That right there is why you got no friends! 98 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:59,666 There's no chance we'll ever be. 99 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:07,041 [exhales] 100 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:12,416 Sorry. That was mean. 101 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:32,666 Here. 102 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:33,958 - [gasps] 103 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:37,583 - I don't believe aliens are real 104 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:39,333 but I believe ghosts are. 105 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:41,250 - There's no such thing as ghosts! 106 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:42,791 - What? - [laughing] 107 00:05:42,791 --> 00:05:44,625 - What kind of jerk goes and laughs 108 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:46,750 at a girl when she's trying to relate to him? 109 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,333 - You shouldn't have mocked the occult! 110 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:51,000 [both snarling] 111 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:53,333 - For your information, 112 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:56,125 my grandma's a real life medium. - What? 113 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:59,750 - You ever see an exorcism? It's totally insane! 114 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:02,875 The possessed person goes into full-on convulsions! 115 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:05,125 - Illnesses cause convulsions, too, you know. 116 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:07,750 Do you need evidence like this to prove something? 117 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:11,500 - You ever go for a ride in a UFO with an alien before? 118 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,875 - Only an idiot would jump to conclusions like that! 119 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:17,375 [both snarling] 120 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:21,375 - Ooh, she gave up Ken Takakura for some kooky otaku. 121 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:22,625 - Yeah, right? 122 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:24,666 She ain't even tryin' to hide it. 123 00:06:24,666 --> 00:06:26,250 - Get it, girl. 124 00:06:27,666 --> 00:06:29,916 - I dare you to go to someplace haunted, 125 00:06:29,916 --> 00:06:31,833 and the deal is if you end up seeing a ghost, 126 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,208 you have to be my gopher! 127 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:36,750 - Only if you go where there's UFOs--I mean UAPs, 128 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:39,500 and if you see an alien th--then you have to admit they're real 129 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,125 and be my gopher! 130 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:50,708 - Where did you send me? This place is mega creepy. 131 00:06:50,958 --> 00:06:53,333 Why would aliens hang out here? 132 00:06:53,416 --> 00:06:56,791 - Nagi Hospital is widely known to be a UFO hot spot! 133 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,250 If you go up to the roof, 134 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,291 you're bound to get abducted by one! 135 00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:01,875 - Wait, what do you mean, "abducted?" 136 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,625 - That's when an alien kidnaps you 137 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:08,833 and does experiments on your body. 138 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:11,416 - Hold on. Have they experimented on you? 139 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:13,791 - Of course! I think. - Huh? 140 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:16,458 - Usually the people who get abducted by aliens 141 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:17,791 have their memories wiped. 142 00:07:17,791 --> 00:07:20,250 - Have you seen a UFO before or not? 143 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,166 - You know regressive hypnosis? 144 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:23,875 - Oh, great. Dodging the question. 145 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:25,416 - It doesn't matter if I saw one! 146 00:07:25,416 --> 00:07:27,250 All that matters is I have prof they exist 147 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:28,416 and you don't have proof they don't. 148 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:30,166 - [groans] Shut up. 149 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,125 Anyway, you find my place yet?. 150 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,916 - I found it. 151 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:45,958 It doesn't look bad. 152 00:07:49,291 --> 00:07:51,833 Okay, I'll start heading inside now! 153 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:54,375 I'll prove there's no such thing as ghosts! 154 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,333 - Oh, you sound scared. 155 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,541 FYI, that place is super haunted. 156 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:00,000 That's what folks say online. 157 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,166 - [retching] 158 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:06,041 [wind howling] 159 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:07,750 - [gasps] 160 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:09,500 [gasps] 161 00:08:14,916 --> 00:08:19,333 - [chanting] 162 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,250 - Ghosts hate loud noises. That's what folks say. 163 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:24,125 - [chanting] 164 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,333 - Online. 165 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:27,083 - What's with this "online" stuff? 166 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:29,625 You keep saying that but have you ever seen a ghost? 167 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:30,625 - Nope. 168 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:32,708 - What? 169 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:35,166 Before you sounded like you see them all the time! 170 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,791 - Nah, I haven't. 171 00:08:36,875 --> 00:08:38,541 - But you totally acted like you had! 172 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:40,791 How can you believe in ghosts when you've never seen one? 173 00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:43,833 That's crazy! - It's not crazy at all. 174 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:47,041 Remember? I told you. My grandma's a medium. 175 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:50,958 She's the one who raised me. Both my parents are dead. 176 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:54,333 - Oh, uh, I'm so sorry. 177 00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:57,625 - Don't get all sad and mopey on my account. 178 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:59,541 [groans] My family's weird, 179 00:08:59,541 --> 00:09:01,875 and I'm just trying to tell you where I'm coming from. 180 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,541 Whenever I went out I had to do this ritual pose 181 00:09:05,541 --> 00:09:06,958 for good luck. 182 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:08,500 Grandma made me hold that pose 183 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,458 the whole way to school. 184 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:13,375 'Course all the boys laughed at me, 185 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,958 and if I didn't do it, 186 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:17,625 Grandma'd get mad and I'd feel bad about that. 187 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:21,083 Then the worst happened. 188 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:25,125 The boy I liked started making fun of me, too. 189 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:27,500 I hated my grandma for that. 190 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,791 I told her, "Now the boy I like hates me 191 00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:31,500 'cause of your dumb ritual." 192 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,500 I don't remember exactly but 193 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,625 it was something horrible like that. 194 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:40,250 We didn't speak for a long time after that. 195 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,125 And I never did the ritual again. 196 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,083 But, like, I get super pissed 197 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,875 if I find out someone's making fun of her. 198 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,125 In the end... 199 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:55,250 I didn't hate the fact that the boy I liked didn't like me. 200 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:59,375 No, what I hated was that the boy I liked made fun 201 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:00,625 of my grandma. 202 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:03,625 The truth is... 203 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:07,458 My grandma and her being a medium were special to me. 204 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:08,791 And I loved that. 205 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:13,291 She took me in and raised me all by herself. 206 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:15,708 That's why I believe in what she does. 207 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:19,333 And that's also why I believe in ghosts, too. 208 00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:23,000 And now it's your turn to tell me why you believe in aliens. 209 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,500 - Huh? 210 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,416 I--I don't think that matters. 211 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:28,958 - Oh, don't give me that. 212 00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:30,375 Of course it matters. 213 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,875 - You don't need to have a reason to like something. 214 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,750 - Yeah, I guess you don't. 215 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,791 I like this version of you, Occult-kun. 216 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:38,458 Straight talk, no B.S. 217 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:39,750 [electric sparking] 218 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:43,416 - Huh? Y--You think so? 219 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:47,416 I guess it's 'cause you're so easy to talk to... 220 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,250 [gasps] 221 00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:53,625 [gasps] 222 00:10:57,458 --> 00:11:00,041 - I'll let you suckle my teats, boy. 223 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:01,333 [slurping] 224 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:04,416 If you let me gobble your dong. 225 00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:08,000 - A ghost! - No, wait! You shouldn't run! 226 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,666 - [screaming] - Running's not good! 227 00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:11,083 - I don't believe it! 228 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,791 She's no ghost, just an old lady! 229 00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:13,833 Yeah, that's it! - Stop running! 230 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,208 - Just a creepy, weird old lady... 231 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,583 - Folks online say running's a bad idea! 232 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,166 - [grunts] 233 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,208 I'm pretty sure that's not a ghost back there! 234 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:25,791 I just bumped into a horny old drag lady out for a walk! 235 00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:29,666 - Okay, if you're running, don't let her catch up to you! 236 00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:31,958 Folks online say if turbo grany outruns you, 237 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,250 she'll put a curse on you! 238 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,541 - [screaming] 239 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:41,708 - What happened? Why are you screaming? 240 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,833 Hello? Are you there? 241 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,958 Ah, this is so not good. 242 00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:48,083 I hope when I get to him he's not dead. 243 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,625 [grunts] 244 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,541 [lights clicking] 245 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,583 [stammering] 246 00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:01,333 All right, I'll go the other way. 247 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:02,625 [grunts] 248 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:05,916 [clothes ripping] 249 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:09,708 [gasps] 250 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:11,791 - Greetings, female human. 251 00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:13,291 [gasping] 252 00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:15,333 We are Serpoians. 253 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:17,791 We are called that because we come from the planet Serpo. 254 00:12:17,791 --> 00:12:19,458 - Aliens? 255 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:22,833 - Do not be afraid. We are a friendly species. 256 00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:24,291 - In my experience, 257 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,583 friendly guys don't go around stripping girls naked! 258 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:27,875 Where are my clothes? 259 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,541 - We have handled your belongings with care, 260 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,333 as you see. - Oh, my God. 261 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,583 You're paying for those! 262 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,375 Get me out of this thing right now! 263 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,000 I'm going home! [clicking] 264 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,791 - Our species is all male. 265 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:42,250 Therefore, we must reproduce using cloning technology. 266 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,041 - You hear me? I wanna leave! 267 00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:45,583 - Since we are identical, 268 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,291 evolution does not occur, 269 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,500 resulting in conflict being eradicated, 270 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,375 along with emotion. 271 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:54,750 - For our species to regain reproductive functions, 272 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:57,000 we require the use of your banana organs. 273 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,458 - What? 274 00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,291 - We shall have intercourse with you, 275 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:03,541 after which we will extract your uterus along with your bananas 276 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:04,833 for research purposes. 277 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,291 - The hell you will! 278 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,333 I've might have dated a loser-ass scumbag, 279 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,500 but I'd never let him take my virginity! 280 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,958 I'm saving it for a Ken Takakura I haven't even met yet! 281 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:16,625 And there's no way you aliens are taking it! 282 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,333 [groaning] 283 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,750 [bizarre humming] 284 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:21,791 [groans] 285 00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,041 [buzzing] 286 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:25,625 - We will now use psychokinesis 287 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:28,625 to control your brain waves and arouse you. 288 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,250 - [groans] 289 00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:34,416 - How does it feel? Is your body getting warmer? 290 00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:37,166 - [groaning] 291 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:40,000 No! [grunts] 292 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 - You are resisting our psychokinesis. 293 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,750 You have a strong will. 294 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:47,583 However, we shall begin. 295 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,333 - No! Stop! 296 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,500 [cell phone ringing] 297 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,583 all: Hmm? 298 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,708 [ringing continues] 299 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,041 - Someone with incredibly bad timing 300 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,541 is trying to contact you. 301 00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,291 [blow lands] [groans] 302 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:09,333 [squelching] 303 00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:21,958 [crunches] Oh? 304 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,625 [clangs] Oh. 305 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,166 [glass shattering] 306 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,125 [buzzing and beeping] 307 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,500 - [gasps] 308 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,875 - I'm sorry, Miss Ayase! 309 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,625 She was a ghost! 310 00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,541 Turbo granny caught me and put a curse on me! 311 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,333 - Oh, my God, Occult-kun! Get me out of this thing! 312 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,666 - Using a smartphone for teleportation 313 00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:41,750 is a technology we do not yet have. 314 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:42,833 Who are you? 315 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:45,041 - Do something! Help me! 316 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:47,666 I--I can't control myself! 317 00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:49,625 [bones snapping] 318 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,708 - I'm gonna gobble all your dongs! 319 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,250 - Dude, would you get a grip? 320 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,291 - Attention, male human. 321 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,833 We did not authorize your intrusion. 322 00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:00,875 You will either leave immediately or... 323 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:03,833 [buzzing] 324 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,791 Give us your banana. 325 00:15:05,791 --> 00:15:06,875 - Kill me. 326 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,041 Six senses. 327 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,125 [booming] 328 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,625 My psychokinesis cannot lock--oh. 329 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,291 [thuds] Oof. 330 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,666 - You have taken his banana, you banana thief. 331 00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:21,625 Serpogrametry. 332 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:22,708 [booming] 333 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,333 - [groans] - Occult-kun! 334 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:27,125 - We have a friendly relationship with humans 335 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:30,500 and have never encountered such an aggressive one before. 336 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,583 Please give us your banana. - Fine, take it! 337 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:34,833 Take whatever I have! 338 00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:37,541 All I ever wanted was to meet an alien! 339 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:40,291 I never had any friends and I thought if anyone 340 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,416 would be friends with me, it'd be aliens! 341 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:45,166 Ever since grade school I've been staring up at the sky 342 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,041 and calling out for you guys to show up! 343 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,666 But you never did! 344 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,833 No matter how many times I called out to you, 345 00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:54,875 you never came! 346 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:58,166 There I was bullied by kids and ignored by aliens. 347 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,791 My life sucked! 348 00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:03,375 No one gave a crap if I was alive or dead. 349 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,250 But Miss Ayase, 350 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:08,250 she's the only one who stood up for me! 351 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:11,833 So get your lousy hands off her! 352 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,208 I won't let anyone hurt her! 353 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,166 You hear me? 354 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:21,541 I'd do anything for her! I'd turn into a monster for her! 355 00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:23,000 - Get him, Occult-kun! 356 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Kick all their asses! 357 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,416 - [grunts] Fie. 358 00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:28,583 - [shouts] 359 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:31,083 Sorry, I don't think I can save you. 360 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,916 - You barely even tried to! 361 00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:34,625 [grunts] 362 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:38,458 - We cannot be friends with violent humans like you, 363 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:43,333 and besides, we prefer female humans to the male ones anyway. 364 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,375 [metal clangs] I shall now commence 365 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,750 with the arousal. - [groaning] 366 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,916 [grunting] 367 00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:54,166 - Release your chi. - I don't wanna. 368 00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:56,375 All the other kids make fun of me 'cause of it. 369 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,125 I look stupid. 370 00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,958 - No, you don't. 371 00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:03,333 By releasing your chi you won't ever get hurt or sick. 372 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,708 It'll also keep evil away. 373 00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:08,500 Now, firm up the muscles in your tummy. 374 00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:14,166 And picture your chi shooting up from the top of your head. 375 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,291 - [laughing] She's doing it again! 376 00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:18,166 [children laughing] - [groans] 377 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,625 I hate it! I won't do it again! 378 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,500 - Momo, wait! 379 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,416 - I hate you, Grandma! You're a fake! 380 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,666 Why am I remembering that now? 381 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,125 I didn't hate my grandma. 382 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:39,208 I was just embarrassed, is all. 383 00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,416 - Now, firm up the muscles in your tummy. 384 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:48,041 Picture your chi shooting up. 385 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:51,166 [glass shattering] 386 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,375 [all gasping] 387 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:57,125 - Miss Ayase, you never said you had psychic powers! 388 00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,250 - I--I didn't know I had them, either. 389 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,875 - My psychokinesis is being repelled by 390 00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,000 a greater force. 391 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,708 What happened? 392 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,041 Perhaps the female human's brainwaves were overstimulated, 393 00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:09,958 granting access to her chakra. 394 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,666 - She's not a fake! 395 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,166 My grandma's an honest-to-God medium! 396 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,000 Thanks, Grandma! 397 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,750 Now I got the power to take these creeps on! 398 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,916 And send them flying! 399 00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:23,666 [bones snapping] 400 00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:28,083 [booming] 401 00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:36,375 [beeping and sputtering] 402 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:37,666 - [screams] 403 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,333 We're in a real UFO! 404 00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,666 Where are you, Occult-kun? 405 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:43,083 We need to leave! 406 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,791 [bones snapping] 407 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,208 [groans] Ow! 408 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,666 Quit fighting me, you dummy! 409 00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:54,791 Would you snap out of it already? 410 00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:57,583 - [wailing] 411 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,000 [rumbling] 412 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,625 - Turbo granny? 413 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,833 - Who the hell are you? 414 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:07,291 - [groaning] 415 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:11,000 - Granny's out of his body, but he's still under her curse! 416 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,750 - The kid's dong is all mine, 417 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,625 and as long as I've got it, 418 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,666 the curse ain't gonna be lifted from him! 419 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:22,875 I can't stay here long, so if you want it back, 420 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,583 go to the tunnel. 421 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:27,416 If you wanna fight me, fight me there. 422 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,333 You tacky little bitch! 423 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,833 - Who you calling tacky, you wrinkly old ghost head? 424 00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,250 Give him his pecker back! 425 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,250 [booming] [screams] 426 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,000 Holy crap, if we don't get off this thing, we're dead! 427 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,750 Ooh, would you get up already? We gotta go! 428 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:45,541 [engines wailing] 429 00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:50,708 [booming] 430 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,875 [buzzing] 431 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,291 [door clangs] [grunts] 432 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,916 That sucked. 433 00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:04,958 [sizzling] 434 00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:07,250 I was snatched by aliens. 435 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,375 Guess I believe in them now. 436 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,708 - And I got cursed by a ghost. I believe in them now. 437 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:15,083 - So what are we supposed to do from here? 438 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,708 - How should I know? 439 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:19,625 - Well, if I stop using my power to block your curse, 440 00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,833 you'll go ape shit again. - Sorry about that. 441 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:24,125 - Thanks to those jagoffs, I lost my clothes, 442 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,958 my wallet, my phone. 443 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:29,166 - What do we do about getting rid of this curse? 444 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,333 - Turbo granny's the cause of it so we have to beat 445 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,166 the crap out of her, obviously. 446 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,291 - Oh, right. 447 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,291 Guess I'll go back to the tunnel. 448 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,833 - Wait, now? 449 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:43,041 - Take my clothes so you don't go home like that. 450 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,833 - Hang on. Without me, you can't control yourself. 451 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,916 - This is all my fault. - [gasps] 452 00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:54,000 - This all happened 'cause of me. 453 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,208 I won't get you involved in whatever happens next. 454 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,666 I'll force myself to get to the tunnel somehow. 455 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,208 What else can I do? 456 00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:05,208 - You can ask me to come with you, that's what. 457 00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:08,166 I can't leave you alone after everything that's happened. 458 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:11,333 Heck, if I wasn't around, you'd be dead right now! 459 00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:13,375 - Are you sure? 460 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,916 You don't have to, you know. 461 00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:17,916 - I'm going with you, and that's that. 462 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,958 Here. Put 'em on. 463 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,875 Let's go. - Listen. 464 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,500 Sorry. I'm an awkward guy. 465 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,916 - Huh? 466 00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:39,375 - Could you please put these on already? 467 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,041 I'm worried I won't be able to think straight. 468 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,750 [heartbeat] - [gasps] 469 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,083 Why is my heart beating so fas? 470 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:47,958 No way! 471 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,208 He just happened to say one 472 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,500 of Ken Takakura's lines. 473 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,916 That's all! 474 00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,875 Calm down. No biggie. 475 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,541 [earrings rattling] 476 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:59,333 - Um, my memory for names is awful. 477 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,708 So, what'd you say yours was, again? 478 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,666 - Oh, I'm Ken. 479 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:05,291 Ken Takakura. 480 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,250 [booming] 481 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,083 [thudding] 482 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:20,291 [Zutomayo's "Taidada"] 483 00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:27,291 ♪ ♪ 484 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:35,291 [Zutomayo singing in Japanese] 485 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:42,250 ♪ ♪ 486 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:12,416 ♪ ♪ 487 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:36,000 ♪ ♪ 488 00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:47,916 - Aliens are real! 489 00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:49,541 - Yeah, and so are ghosts! 490 00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:51,875 - Now that we know both aliens and ghosts are real, 491 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:54,458 means it's possible that other phenomena like cryptids and st- 492 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:56,166 - Yeah, yeah, I get it! Let's do this! 493 00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,416 - Next time-- - Uh, next time-- 494 00:23:57,416 --> 00:23:59,000 both: "That's a Space Alien, ain't it?" 495 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,416 - [grunts] We're supposed to be in sync!