1 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:18,800 Come on! 2 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,320 Good evening and welcome to The Great Indian Kapil Show! 3 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,640 Archana ma'am, Sidhu sahab, today's show is going to be a lot of fun. 4 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,400 -Absolutely. -Because today, 5 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,960 the maestros of the music world are coming to our show, 6 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,080 who have taken over our hearts, minds, and all of Instagram! 7 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,840 Please welcome on the stage… 8 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,560 Ladies and gentlemen, you are not ready for this. 9 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,120 Jasmine Sandlas, Mr. Satinder Sartaaj, 10 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,200 Rishab Rikhiram Sharma, 11 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,040 and Shashwat Sachdev! 12 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,120 Welcome, welcome, welcome, my friend! 13 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:01,680 Welcome! 14 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,840 Keep the applause going! Paaji! 15 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,320 Welcome. 16 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:09,680 Welcome. 17 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:11,600 Shashwat, my bro! 18 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:19,760 Look, we have a whole buffet of music here today. 19 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:23,760 Look, here's the classical counter, Rishab sahab. 20 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,960 This is the Sufi counter, Sartaaj sahab. 21 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,520 -The pop counter, Jasmine. -Yes! 22 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,640 And this is a musical stir-fry. He has a bit of everything. 23 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,080 He's an incredible music director. 24 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,320 Sidhu paaji, let's hear it today! 25 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,280 Jasmine graces the gathering spreading her fragrance tonight. 26 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,320 Oh, the fragrance has reached you already? 27 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,880 Well, alright. Keep it coming. 28 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:48,400 Rishab's sitar enchants us with melodies bright. 29 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,640 Wow. 30 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,640 Shashwat's masterful style wins every heart. 31 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,520 Satinder soars to new heights, a star set apart. 32 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,000 These four are music's monarchs, true masters of art! 33 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,160 Thank you, thank you. 34 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,440 Shashwat is absolutely on fire right now! 35 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,200 You've heard his songs from Dhurandhar. Give him a huge round of applause! 36 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,600 Thank you. 37 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,520 Shashwat first composed the music for Uri. 38 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,880 He received a National Award for that. 39 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,880 Then he composed the music for Article 370. 40 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,800 He received a National Award for that as well. 41 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,880 Then he composed the music for Dhurandhar. 42 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,760 After that, he became so popular 43 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,760 that he was straight away invited to Kapil Sharma's show! 44 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,920 Okay… jokes aside. 45 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,320 Tell me something, Shashwat. 46 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,160 Have your fellow music directors and artists ever asked you 47 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,240 to share the secret recipe for winning a National Award? 48 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,880 How do you do it? Every film of yours wins a National Award! 49 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,400 How does it feel, Shashwat? 50 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,600 Sir, it feels great. I'm just-- 51 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:48,880 Sir, when I was little, 52 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,880 -I was-- -You're still little! 53 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,560 Listening to Dhurandhar's songs, I always pictured the composer 54 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,960 as a rugged man with a mustache and a fierce gaze. 55 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,320 But when I met Shashwat, he turned out to be a sweet young man. 56 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,600 Please go ahead. When you were little… 57 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,040 I forgot what I was going to say. 58 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,400 I remember. 59 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,200 -I was saying that when I was little… -Yeah? 60 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,480 …my mother was really strict with me. 61 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,080 -She's strict? -Extremely. 62 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,720 So, I'd get a good beating. And she'd-- 63 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,200 If she's this strict with you, I wonder what your father goes through! 64 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:22,040 She said, "No, forget all about music now." 65 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,000 "You have to study medicine." 66 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,760 -Oh, my God! -Oh, boy! 67 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,360 Sir, I told my dad that I wouldn't be able to do it. 68 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,760 I was like, "Look, you can have… 69 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,600 a dead doctor or a living mediocre musician." 70 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,640 "So, you choose which one you like." 71 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:40,120 And then, my dad was very supportive of me. 72 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,560 He made sure I got a good education. 73 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,040 Sir, when I came here to work, 74 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,720 my focus was always on whether my parents were happy with what I was doing. 75 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,240 So, winning a National Award and all that didn't matter to me as much as 76 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,920 whether I was doing justice to the decision they had made for me. 77 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,360 -Wow! -Today, your parents are here among us. 78 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,280 A very warm welcome to you! 79 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,000 It feels so good when your product turns out well. 80 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,160 Sir, your son is a star today. 81 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,400 Now, a big round of applause for Rishab sahab, please. 82 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,960 Look how much he's glowing! 83 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,960 When he goes to his concerts, he dresses up like a groom! 84 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,200 Mehndi on the hands, dressed in a traditional sherwani outfit. 85 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,880 Get him a horse, and he'll be all set to tie the knot! 86 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,560 After wearing all of that… 87 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,880 My parents and I keep wondering what I'll wear at my wedding 88 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,120 because I've worn it all already. 89 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,280 It's fine if you don't wear any of it at your wedding. 90 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,560 True. 91 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,760 Rishab is 28 now. 92 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:44,200 He has decided that he'll become a father as soon as he turns 30. 93 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,280 -Well, I did say that once. -Well, someone must have told you 94 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,480 that to be a father, music ain't enough. You first have to… 95 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,600 get through the wedding night. It's a procedure! 96 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,600 -You need a wife! -Is that why you get 97 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,040 all dressed up and sit on the stage? 98 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,120 No, no, no. 99 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,760 No, no, babies aren't made by talking, man! 100 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,760 -But all we're going to do here is talk. -Yeah, alright. 101 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:08,880 Yeah, so… 102 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,440 My mom wanted a daughter. 103 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,160 There are just two of us brothers, Mukul and I. 104 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,560 -Is Mukul older than you? -Yes, he's three years older. 105 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:23,560 So, that's why I said in an interview that I would love to be a father. 106 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,320 I want to be a young father because I want to spend time with my kids 107 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,800 and not hurt my back. 108 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,960 So that when I lift my child, I don't go… 109 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,600 This happens quite often. 110 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,760 Parents hope for a daughter, 111 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,360 but end up having two sons. It's God's will. 112 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,200 Is that why you sometimes wear palazzo pants? 113 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,000 Just kidding… 114 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,120 This is how we make a living. Sorry. 115 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:51,200 See, I'm like-- You see, there's a certain perception of classical musicians. 116 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,920 -That we show up in kurta-pajamas. -Yeah. 117 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,800 So, the first step was to change that perception. 118 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,160 I thought, this is the age to do these things. I can't do them when I'm 40. 119 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,080 I was like-- 120 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,640 So, should we just give up? 121 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,480 Well, you're just 30! 122 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,440 Oh, yeah! 123 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,720 Rishab! Why do you like mehndi so much? 124 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,480 I think it's all part of adornment, you know, dressing yourself up. 125 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,400 I believe that once you dress yourself up, 126 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,200 you feel good, and you perform well. 127 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:23,520 And we haven't fully explored mehndi as an art form. 128 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,240 We usually wear mehndi only at weddings and on Karwa Chauth. 129 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,520 When you're performing around Karwa Chauth, 130 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:30,920 do you easily find mehndi artists 131 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,400 -or is it difficult? -It's very difficult. 132 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,400 -Very difficult. -You should call her. It's what she does. 133 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,600 Look how much Rishab is shining. 134 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,560 He is akin to a male version of Tamannaah Bhatia. 135 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:43,880 Just… 136 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,400 look at him. 137 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,720 He's beautiful on the outside. 138 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,800 He's also very expensive on the inside. 139 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,280 He has diamonds on his teeth, you know? 140 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,120 If Archana ji ever tells you, "I made laddoos. Let me feed you one," 141 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,520 do not eat! 142 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,600 She'll feed you a laddoo and pull out two diamonds from your teeth! 143 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,840 Yeah, I just pulled these out of there! 144 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,840 Rishab, when you go to sleep at night, 145 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,760 with all those diamonds in your mouth, 146 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,720 do you lock the door first or your mouth? 147 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:12,880 Archana ji had one more question. 148 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,160 She was asking, when you have to brush your teeth in the morning… 149 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,920 -Yeah? -…does the jeweler come to your house, 150 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,640 or do you go to the jeweler's house? 151 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,560 Sorry. Forgive me. 152 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,640 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jasmine Sandlas. 153 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:28,440 Jasmine and I go way back. 154 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,360 You all know Jasmine now. 155 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:31,800 I've known her since way back. 156 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,680 When only one of your songs had come out, Jasmine. 157 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,680 And that song was made by our common friend, Dr Zeus. 158 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:37,800 It was a beautiful song. 159 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,640 I asked him, "Who sang this song?" 160 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,560 He told me about Jasmine, who was in Mumbai at the time, and that's how we met. 161 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,400 I told her, "You sang beautifully, 162 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,240 and the lyricist did an excellent job too." 163 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,680 She said, "Well, I'm also the lyricist." 164 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,480 -It was such a beautiful song! -Wow. 165 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:54,040 And look at Jasmine now! She's famous and has a massive fan following. 166 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,360 Jasmine. 167 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,840 Her name means a flower, 168 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,160 but she's a total firecracker! 169 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,680 To put it another way, 170 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,320 she's the Sunny Deol of the singing world. 171 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,120 Such a powerful voice! 172 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,400 And here we have our brother, Sartaaj paaji! 173 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,840 A big round of applause for him! 174 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,720 Satinder paaji, please come. 175 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,080 Look here… 176 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,040 Satinder paaji is from Punjab. 177 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,800 Jasmine is from Punjab. Even though she grew up in California. 178 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,120 -Look at the difference… -You're from Punjab too. 179 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,280 …in their personalities. 180 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,800 Paaji sits and sings calmly, 181 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,480 while she can't sit still in one place! 182 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,039 But this song of yours, "Ankhiyan chon digde hanju…" 183 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,280 -Wow! -And, paaji, your line after that… 184 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:41,960 -Yes. -"Kede paase jaiye sajana…" 185 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:44,760 I'd love for you to sing a few lines for our audience. If you… 186 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:45,960 Please. 187 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,720 Wow, wow, wow. Brilliant. 188 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,840 Wow! 189 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,640 -Incredible! -When people return to their own country 190 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,520 after living abroad, 191 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,400 they're treated like outsiders, yet they still feel, 192 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,680 -"This is my country." -The soul is rooted here. 193 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,000 Wow! Too good! 194 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,360 Too good, brother! 195 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,560 Incredible! That was fun. 196 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,880 Please come. 197 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,160 Oh, now you remember? 198 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,120 He can break into it at any time. 199 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,160 Our musicians are happy you're here today. They'll get to perform so much 200 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,560 that their day's pay will be justified! 201 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,560 Sir, I'd like to say something. 202 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,160 Kapil bhaiya's musicians' team-- 203 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,480 One of the finest 204 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,240 keyboard and piano players in the world is a part of it. His name is Gopal. 205 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,640 -Oh! -Oh, Gopal! 206 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:52,280 You know, I came to Mumbai in 2017. 207 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,640 And I don't remember how we met. He came to my house. 208 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,960 I mean, it was my house. You can't call it my studio. 209 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,520 I saw him and I-- 210 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,400 I felt that I knew so little. 211 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,440 After meeting him. 212 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,800 Can I tell you something? 213 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,960 You and I were not even born. 214 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,560 It must be the 70s. 215 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,440 There was a film called Don. 216 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,640 So, along with R. D. Burman sahab-- Raj ji, let's hear it. 217 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,880 -Come on. -This is an iconic piece. 218 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,480 So we were in Chicago. I just asked him casually, 219 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,640 "Raj ji, what was your very first song?" 220 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,040 He said, "With R. D. Burman sahab." 221 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,480 I said, "What are you talking about?" Then he told me the song. 222 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,360 It's such an iconic piece. 223 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,040 They will edit it out, I know. Due to copyright. 224 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,840 Do not edit it, man! I'll pay the damn penalty! 225 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,760 Okay. 226 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:07,880 Amazing! 227 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,120 -Good vibes! -Good vibes! 228 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,320 -Wow, Raj ji! -Wow, man! 229 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,240 A big round of applause for all our fellow musicians. 230 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,640 Amazing! 231 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,040 -Gopal! -Killed it. 232 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,400 I said the same thing. I said these weren't diamonds, but they are. 233 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,520 But at the market, these are the ones that'll fetch you money. 234 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,080 Paaji, you know, these days if a film makes 100 crore, 235 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,480 there are parties, and it's all over the papers. 236 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,880 The music Shashwat composed for Dhurandhar 237 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,680 alone must be worth around 350 crore. 238 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,640 I witnessed that people-- 239 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,040 The song "Aandhi Banke Aaya Hu." 240 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,240 This is the first time I've seen grooms getting married 241 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,160 who weigh around 45 kilos… 242 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,240 They're the size of little gourds… 243 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,800 and making their entrance to "Aandhi Banke Aaya Hu." 244 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,600 Looking at them, I swear, I felt the storm could sweep them away 245 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,680 if not for their swords. 246 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,720 They were literally skinny little grooms. 247 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,320 Let me tell you, your movie and songs became such huge hits… 248 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,520 If Archana ji does a few shows back-to-back, 249 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,480 she tells her husband, "From now on, call me 'madam.'" 250 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,720 I want to ask your father, 251 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,840 how did you realize your child was interested in music? 252 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,920 I'm a doctor. 253 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,800 I was the vice chancellor of a medical university. 254 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:44,920 -Okay. -So… 255 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,080 he was also saying that we wanted him to go into the medical field. 256 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,440 But in the ninth grade, he said, "Dad, I don't want to do medicine." 257 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:54,040 So I asked, "Son, if not medicine, then what do you want to do?" 258 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,320 He said, "Dad, I will only do music." 259 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,960 So I said, "Son, what do you mean? You can continue learning music." 260 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,840 He said, "No, Dad. I only want to do music." 261 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,800 I replied, "I don't get it." 262 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:09,280 He said, "Dad, when I make music, it'll be just me and no one else in the world." 263 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,640 -Well said. -Nice one. 264 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:19,400 My parents got married because my mom is a singer. 265 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,880 -Really? -She sings. 266 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,400 -My mom taught me music… -Nice. 267 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,000 and look how badly I turned out! 268 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,160 -Moms are always your first teacher. -Yes, they are. 269 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,040 -So, my-- -Even for dads. 270 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,080 There has never been a single class 271 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,000 where she wasn't there monitoring everything I was learning. 272 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,040 -Really? -She's been with me in every class. 273 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,920 -Every single minute. -Wow. 274 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,160 I was just thinking, she takes such good care of her son… 275 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,720 Doctor sahab, what about you? 276 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,040 I want to ask you one thing. 277 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,560 Normally, I've seen it many times. 278 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,680 Doctors marry other doctors. 279 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,920 When did you become interested in music? 280 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,440 When I met Shashwat's mother, 281 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,200 I was at Maharaja College, and she was at Maharani College across the street. 282 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,680 Oh my! 283 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,480 You're quite an artist, too, Doctor sahab. 284 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,000 "The heart, like a child, is being stubborn." 285 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,480 "It either wants everything or nothing at all." 286 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,000 They had a ten-year-long affair! 287 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,520 -Pardon? -That's my uncle. 288 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,960 -Okay. Hello, Uncle. -So, my uncle-- 289 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,320 When I was here in Mumbai in 2016-17… 290 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,960 -Yes. -…one of my films was released. 291 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,200 So when the film was released, my uncle said, "That's all fine, man, 292 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,720 but tell me, when are you going to appear on Kapil Sharma's show?" 293 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,000 So, I told him, 294 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,280 "Uncle, why ruin their show? They're doing so great." 295 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,280 Kapil, even Jasmine told me, 296 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,240 -"The dreams we had as kids…" -Yes. 297 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,840 "…are finally coming true today." 298 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,160 -Man, he's done a thousand shows! -Yes. 299 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,720 What consistency! 300 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,800 Paaji, you're amazing! 301 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,600 -I must say-- -It's all His grace, sir. 302 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,120 Your wife is here too, right? 303 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,720 Yes, Magic is also here. 304 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,600 -Magic? -Yes, her name is Magic. 305 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,600 I want to know one thing. 306 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,440 I heard something magical happened at your house. 307 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:13,160 He has a piano in his bedroom! 308 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,160 Do you sleep in the studio then? 309 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:18,280 I don't know. I have to find a place somewhere. 310 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:22,400 When we came to Mumbai, we lived in a 1BHK, 311 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,800 where the "H" doubled as a studio. 312 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:25,920 Okay. 313 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,920 So, now we were left with just the bedroom. 314 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,960 So, we were breathing down each other's necks. 315 00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:32,720 All the time. Then when he made a little progress, 316 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,720 we got a new home. 317 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,120 So, I told him, "Sha, this is your studio, your space." 318 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,360 "And the house is my space." 319 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,040 After a while, he said, 320 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,480 "Look, I have to travel to a studio, 321 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,520 but if I get a tune, 322 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,880 I'd need a piano for that." 323 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,600 I thought, "Yeah, makes sense. What if he lost that tune?" 324 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,880 "Okay, get a piano." 325 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,520 So, we put it in the living room. 326 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,960 Then he said, "What if a tune comes to me while I'm lying in bed at night?" 327 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,640 That's how it is. Artists stay awake at night. 328 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,200 -That tune… -Then? 329 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,480 The "tune" has now become an excuse. 330 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,280 "So if that tune comes, what will I do?" 331 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,640 So he said-- I said, "Well… 332 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,480 okay, put it in the bedroom. But there should be headphones." 333 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,000 A digital piano. 334 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,200 -Then? -He said, "Okay, I promise." 335 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,200 Headphones arrived. 336 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,920 When I checked the next day, there were two speakers too. 337 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,880 All of my music, every bit of it, is for her. 338 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:33,560 Or whatever little is left, when my attention moves from her, it goes to God. 339 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,640 Otherwise, it's all for her. 340 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,640 Incredible. Magic, keep the magic on. 341 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,960 Jasmine, by the way, all your songs are amazing. 342 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,160 You write and sing them yourself. 343 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:47,760 But is there a particular song that made you go, "Yes, I have made it"? 344 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,040 I didn't have confidence in my songs at first. 345 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,680 -The ones I used to write. -Why? 346 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,800 I used to think other people were the writers. 347 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,000 I mean, the ones who-- 348 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,080 My mom used to say, 349 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,280 "Get someone else to write. You don't have it in you." 350 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,880 I believed my strength lay in how I expressed myself on paper. 351 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,280 Even if not everyone understood it, it was my truth. 352 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,680 Whether it was this song, "Pinjra," 353 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,520 which was inspired by someone's love story, 354 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,880 or our song "Jaiye Sajana." 355 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,080 Whenever I felt pain in my life, 356 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:21,480 I took all those feelings and emotions 357 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,680 and poured them into the song "Jaiye Sajana." 358 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,840 So, I think honesty is the greatest strength 359 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,960 any writer can have. 360 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,200 -Is my Hindi okay? -Very good. 361 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:37,640 My truth is my favorite part of my songs, whether people get it or not. 362 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,600 -In all my songs. -Look at her go in Punjabi. 363 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,680 -Actually, talking about moms… -Yes. 364 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,200 You were just saying 365 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,160 how good-looking Rishab is, 366 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,280 so I happened to see his mom while I was walking by. 367 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,000 -Okay. -Look at her. 368 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,760 -Now we know where he gets his looks from. -Obviously. 369 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,280 A pomegranate tree will bear pomegranates. 370 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,360 Say thanks. 371 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,200 If you planted guavas, where would the pomegranates come from? 372 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,800 Satinder paaji's full name is Dr. Satinder Sartaaj. 373 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,000 Paaji, even if you hadn't done a PhD… 374 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,720 -Yeah? -…you were a doctor anyway, you know? 375 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,840 -No. -Music has so much power. 376 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,200 You know, our legendary cricketer, Yuvraj paaji, Yuvraj Singh… 377 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,560 He once mentioned that during his cancer treatment, 378 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,360 he would motivate himself 379 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,440 by listening to Sartaaj paaji's song. 380 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,360 Call it a song or a prayer. 381 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,640 -Wow. -"Sai." 382 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,560 -Oh! -"Sai." 383 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,240 If you could sing a few lines, paaji… 384 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,040 Amazing! Wow! 385 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,120 Amazing! 386 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,600 Wow! 387 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:49,960 Wow. 388 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,480 Wow! 389 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,680 Sartaaj! 390 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,800 On a show filled with laughter, 391 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,160 your song made Sidhu emotional for the first time today. 392 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,160 You're incredible! 393 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,160 Thank you, paaji. 394 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:18,800 Rishab is a disciple of Pandit Ravi Shankar ji. 395 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,360 That deserves a round of applause too. 396 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,960 -Bharat Ratna… -Wonderful. 397 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,800 Pandit ji. I mean, we even hesitate to say the name. 398 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,800 -When you started learning the sitar… -Yes. 399 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,360 …someone told me that you were smaller than the sarangi. 400 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,160 -Yes. -How old were you? 401 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,920 I started when I was 12. 402 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,880 Before that, I used to play the guitar. Because guitar was cool. 403 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,240 The sitar was often presented 404 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,880 as an instrument played by girls 405 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,400 or associated with slow, boring classical music. 406 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,920 -Right. -Like it's not very cool. 407 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,080 And as you know, Papa makes sitars. 408 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,760 You know, we made instruments for Guruji. 409 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,240 And, you know, all the maestros of the world. 410 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,320 He wouldn't even let me touch the sitar. 411 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,880 He'd ask me to wash my hands, take a bath! 412 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:03,360 But later, I think the sitar chose me. 413 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,320 I didn't choose the sitar. 414 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,600 -Amazing. -The process was so natural. 415 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,440 He had made a sitar, and I think we were shipping it to Switzerland. Papa? 416 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,680 Unfortunately, it broke during shipping, so the client returned it. 417 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,280 So then I gathered some courage and told Papa, 418 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,520 "This sitar is broken, so let me at least try playing it." 419 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,680 So he had just glued it and put it together because 420 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,880 -it's the instrument of Goddess Saraswati. -Yes. 421 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,920 The moment I held the sitar, it was like a familiar surprise. 422 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,760 -As though I'd experienced this before. -Oh! 423 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:34,720 And within a few minutes, I could play "Sa Re Ga Ma." 424 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,600 After that, I played Green Day songs, 425 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,920 -which are usually played on the guitar. -Green Day! 426 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,280 And I started playing "Tumhi Dekho Naa" 427 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,280 and all of these throwback Bollywood songs. 428 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,320 And he was astonished by how I could play all these songs. 429 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,760 -What a fantastic story! -Yeah. 430 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,640 And then, he was like, "Okay, your lessons start tomorrow." 431 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,560 How many hours would you practice each day? 432 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,680 Don't bother. You can't do it. 433 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,840 If a man chooses the sitar, 434 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,200 he has to put in the hard work 435 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,280 and learn to play it well. Do you know why? 436 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,920 Because when you're playing the guitar, even if you mess up, 437 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,240 you can just walk away. 438 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,760 But with the sitar, you're seated while playing. 439 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,800 So if you make a mistake, you have to get up, 440 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,560 find your shoes… 441 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,880 You can't just immediately run away. 442 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,520 And on top of that, I've seen-- 443 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,920 We have Dinesh here, with Akash playing the tabla behind him. 444 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,760 -Yes. -These two are disciples of the same guru. 445 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,680 I see. 446 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,840 When they were coming to Mumbai, 447 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,840 -the guru told Akash… -Yes? 448 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,240 …"I know you'll make me proud one day. 449 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,800 And be careful that Dinesh doesn't let it slip 450 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,560 that I'm his guru too." 451 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,040 When a disciple is good, the guru wants them to take his name! 452 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,880 So, Rishab… 453 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,720 -shall we? -Sure. 454 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:03,960 Wonderful! 455 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,400 Another song in praise of Lord Shiva. 456 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,360 Salutations to Lord Shiva, the consort of Parvati! 457 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:34,840 -Hail Mahadev! -Hail Mahadev! 458 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,160 Beautiful! Amazing! 459 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,040 Wow! 460 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,360 That was amazing! Just fantastic! 461 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,120 -Incredible! -God bless you, bro. Amazing! 462 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,480 I happened to meet his parents in the vanity van too. 463 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,840 They told me all about their journey from Lahore to where they are now. 464 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,000 -Yeah. -So I remembered one of my couplets. 465 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,080 "You've heard their melodies, 466 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,480 but never witnessed their birth." 467 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,440 -Wow. -Wow. 468 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,680 -Yeah. -Wow. 469 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,600 "You've heard their melodies, 470 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,120 but never witnessed their birth." 471 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,000 "You've never seen wet leather stretched over dry wood." 472 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,960 -Wow. -Wow. 473 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,360 "You've heard their melodies, but never witnessed their birth." 474 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,600 "You've never seen wet leather stretched over dry wood." 475 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:28,120 "You admire the beauty of flutes when they play." 476 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:33,560 "But you've never seen the bamboo pierced in countless places to make them." 477 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,920 Wow! Amazing! 478 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,120 -Oh, man! -Oh, my! 479 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,720 I came in an auto just because of you guys. 480 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,520 Otherwise, I'm not an auto kind of girl. 481 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,080 I'm more of a bougie kind of girl, man. 482 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,560 You know what I'm saying? 483 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:12,840 -Hi, guys. Hi. -Hello. 484 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,360 I'm not just flaunting it because I had to come in an auto. 485 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,640 Otherwise, I have a car and everything. 486 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,160 -Hi, guys. Nice to see you. -We know that. 487 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,840 -Bansuri this side. -Rishab. 488 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,640 -Bansuri… -Namaste. 489 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,640 -Bansuri this side. Hi. -Hello. 490 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,720 Hi, Bansuri this side. 491 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,560 She's adulterated. Be careful. 492 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,600 Bansuri Desai? 493 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,160 You can't speak English, and now you can't understand it either. 494 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,320 -Bansuri this side! -This side. 495 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,040 You don't look like a flute to me from any side. 496 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,120 You look like a drum! 497 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,280 Oh, "Bansuri this side"? 498 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,280 Bansuri this side. 499 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,920 If you're Bansuri on this side, then what about the other side? 500 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,040 Why do you wanna explore my other side? 501 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,320 Just curious. 502 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,600 You know, I'm coming from a concert. 503 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,680 -Oh? -Yeah. 504 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,600 Whose concert? 505 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,920 I got so claustrophobic inside the concert. 506 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,680 It was very bad over there. 507 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,320 It was so crowded and chaotic. 508 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,400 And my friend 509 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,880 couldn't breathe. 510 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,360 So she kept saying, "I am dead! I am dead! I am dead!" 511 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,960 But the singer thought she was saying, 512 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,159 -"Marry me, marry me, marry me." -Alright. 513 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,440 So he twirled his jacket and threw it on her. 514 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,280 -Then? -She could have survived the crowd, 515 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,800 but she fainted because of the sweat in his jacket. 516 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:32,840 So, this happened. 517 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,159 -Can I just get her? -Yeah. 518 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,080 She's in the auto. 519 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:39,880 Excuse me. That singer was a skibidi, man. 520 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,719 -"Skibidi"? -Yes, skibidi. 521 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,320 -You boomer. -What? 522 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,239 -Boomer! -One minute. Step out. 523 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,080 Trisha, come out. Trisha! 524 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:49,320 Trisha, come out. 525 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,920 I hope you're okay, Trisha. 526 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,800 -Trisha… -Trisha, are you okay? 527 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,320 Trisha, sorry, the jacket was full of sweat. 528 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,480 Sorry. Trisha, are you okay? 529 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,880 -Is she okay? -Trisha! Are you okay? 530 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,960 Trisha! Trisha! 531 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,880 Trisha, baby! Are you okay? 532 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,160 Try putting her under the auto. She might wake up. 533 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,520 Here, here. 534 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,480 Let me just-- Trisha, are you okay? 535 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,320 Whose bottle is this? 536 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,560 Whose-- 537 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,080 Trisha, are you okay, baby? 538 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,400 Are you okay, Trisha? Are you okay? 539 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,840 Trisha! 540 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,000 Trisha! 541 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,880 -Trisha! -Hey, Bansuri! 542 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,040 -Trisha, are you okay? -Trisha, you okay? 543 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,520 -This is not a girl. -So? 544 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,040 He's a boy dressed as a girl. 545 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,240 Aren't you ashamed? A boy dressing up as a girl. 546 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,360 What? What? 547 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,720 -That's why I'm angry with you! -What? 548 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,560 In that case, you should've been struck with a sword 549 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,440 for pretending to be a girl all these years! 550 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,960 How violent, man? 551 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,360 Hello, bro. Come here. 552 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,760 Are you from the US? 553 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:48,920 No. 554 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,240 We're both fighting over here, 555 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,600 and you're supplying weapons to both of us. 556 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,840 Well said, Bansuri! 557 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,000 Lovely! 558 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,040 Lovely! 559 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,880 Okay, babe. Bye. Sorry, man! 560 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,600 You're sweating a lot. 561 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,480 -Bye. Bye, girls. -Bye. 562 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,040 -Bye. -Bye-bye. 563 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,920 You've put on a very strong deodorant. 564 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,800 Sorry, sorry, man! 565 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,360 This is the first time we've seen a girl shaped like an "A." 566 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:20,760 -Reverse A. -So-- 567 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,760 -What shape would you like the girl to be? -Get lost. 568 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,200 Naughty girl. 569 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,680 -Shashwat, I love your music, man. -Thank you. 570 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,640 You're such a great musician. 571 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,200 Really! I go… 572 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,280 Man, what a vibe you create! 573 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,120 -Are you single? -He's married. 574 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,400 Okay. 575 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,600 Hi, Sartaaj. 576 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,440 -Greetings. -Love your music. 577 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,400 -Oh, you do? -Greetings. 578 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,520 -Thank you. I love you. -I love your music. So soulful. 579 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,240 -I love-- -It is so soulful. 580 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,920 I listen to it on repeat, so much sun. 581 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,880 Not sun, it's so much fun. 582 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,440 I'm low on D3, so I listen to it under the sun. 583 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,320 Two birds with one stone. 584 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,200 -Are you single? -No, he's married too. 585 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,600 Hi, Rishab. 586 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,720 -Hello. -What's your wife's name? 587 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,640 He's single. 588 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,960 Oh, bombastic, man! 589 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,040 You're such a bombastic artist. 590 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,800 I really love your art, man. 591 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,640 -I just really love it… -Yeah. 592 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:19,880 …when you play your music. 593 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,720 Can I call you "Rizzab" instead of Rishab? 594 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,200 -Rizzab! -Oh… 595 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,040 Can I have your phone number? 596 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:30,960 -Sure. -Hello, Bansuri. 597 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,120 -Yes? -Look, his parents are also here. 598 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,200 You'll have to get permission 599 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,160 -from my parents. -Hi, hi. Hi, sir. Hi, ma'am. 600 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,760 I went to his concert. I really enjoyed it there. 601 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,080 You know, when he first played the sitar, I felt something here. 602 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,720 The second time, I felt something over here. 603 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,160 And the third time, over here. 604 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,040 -And then I-- -Enough. 605 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,400 -And then I-- -No… 606 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,960 No, Sidhu ji, he's anticipating too much. 607 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,080 Then I dusted off my dress, and an insect fell off. 608 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,560 Then I remembered that song by the three of you. 609 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,240 "Kede paase jaiye sajana…" 610 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,160 I love you guys, man. 611 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:25,240 I especially love you two too much, man. 612 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,440 -Too much… -You know, 613 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,040 the two of you have a most peculiar way of expressing yourselves. 614 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:29,960 -Yes. -What? 615 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,040 You know, even though you've gone international, 616 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:38,280 your work still holds on to that distinct, rooted flavor. 617 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,400 -That's true. -Right? 618 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,600 What do you mean? 619 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,280 He sits on the floor while performing, right? 620 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,560 I mean… 621 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,840 He sits cross-legged. 622 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,160 Bansuri, as this episode goes on, 623 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,760 your face keeps getting greener. 624 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,280 I've been sitting here dressed as a girl for five hours, you know. 625 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,520 Everything here was scattered all over the place, so I gathered it… 626 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,880 Time to bounce. 627 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,920 Let's go, bro. 628 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,160 We have some pictures of our guests. 629 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,080 And the fan comments are so funny. 630 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,920 Let me show you this. Bring it up. 631 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,120 Dear God. 632 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,720 KOMMENTER'S KRAVING 633 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,600 Satinder paaji posted a photo. 634 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,000 "When the song of love began to play…" 635 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,200 -Is this from a movie shoot, paaji? -It was a song. 636 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,800 -A song shoot. -Yes. 637 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,640 Lovely picture. You don't see villages like this. 638 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,120 Show the comments. 639 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,600 "Dr. Satinder Sartaaj checking his patient's pulse…" 640 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,640 It was a song shoot, man. 641 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,120 Show the next. 642 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,040 "Plotting to illegally grab the neighbor's property…" 643 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,560 That's a good one. 644 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,040 You just had to start with me. 645 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:09,960 Show the next. 646 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,240 "This behavior makes neighbors build their walls higher." 647 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,880 Show the next. 648 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:19,840 Let it be. 649 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,600 "He's already mastered the raga, and now he's got Raagini too." 650 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,920 Look what they're saying about an innocent guy! 651 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,080 Show the next. 652 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:33,680 Jasmine. 653 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,560 "Lavish life. Great company. Happy laughter." 654 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,080 Where is this, Jasmine? 655 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,600 I think this might be Italy. 656 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,680 -Italy? -I think so. 657 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,720 Just say it's Switzerland. What do we know? 658 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,680 What are you looking at? 659 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,040 Do you remember? 660 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,840 I was just posing for the photo. 661 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,520 -Okay. -Looking candid, you know? 662 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,120 -Oh. -Yeah. 663 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,240 -Let's check the comments below. -This is dangerous! 664 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,760 "Girls want equality with boys, 665 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,160 but run to the parlor as soon as mustaches grow." 666 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,200 Very bad. 667 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,480 Show the next. 668 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,080 "She's thinking, 'Let me do my makeup quickly, 669 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,960 or the organizer might ask me where Jasmine is.'" 670 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,640 Show the next. 671 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,800 -Rishab's photo. Show the comments. -Oh, man. 672 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,360 "That's the issue. Playing sitar makes a guy forget how to sit on a chair." 673 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:32,920 Brilliant, man. 674 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,960 -Whoever wrote this is brilliant. -Show us more. 675 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,440 "I didn't know you could travel on a plane sitting outside the bathroom too!" 676 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,800 Why sit there, Rishab? 677 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,240 Two seats are empty. 678 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,400 I didn't fit standing up. 679 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,280 -So they told me to sit. -I see. Show more. 680 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,280 Oh, man. It's my turn. 681 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,120 Oh, Shashwat posted this. 682 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,000 "So here's a little heart-to-heart about my journey on Bads of Bollywood." 683 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,400 Is that it, or is there more? Scroll down. 684 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,520 Okay, it keeps going. 685 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,400 -"My friend, this one's for you…" -Man, you wrote a whole book! 686 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,640 Where would the public's comments fit? He left no room for them. 687 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,080 You know what? It's a collab post. Maybe Aryan wrote it. 688 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,720 "And of course, Magicshruti…" 689 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,680 -Why would Aryan write that? -Okay. 690 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,960 "Cheers" is here, so I guess the caption's over. 691 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:26,640 "If you wrote a little more, this caption could be a whole web series." 692 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,760 Spot on! 693 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,520 It was spot on! 694 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,440 Next one. 695 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,520 "Bro, you've already got the suit." 696 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,320 "Now put on a mask and tell the world you're Krrish." 697 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,440 Move on to the next. 698 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,360 "He's waiting for the audience to gather then he can begin with his magic show." 699 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:53,040 -People are so creative. -Show the next one. 700 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,960 -Oh… -Here's another photo. 701 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,760 "The very… happy… fireflies…" 702 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,840 I'll read it, paaji. 703 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,480 Paaji, I used to think I didn't know English. 704 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,400 Now, after meeting you, I feel like I don't know Punjabi either. 705 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,200 I've never heard "khush-khulq." What does it mean? 706 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:11,800 Good-natured. 707 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,760 -Good-natured. -Yes. 708 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,600 -Is it Urdu or Punjabi? -Farsi. 709 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,480 -Farsi? You know Farsi too? -Yes. 710 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,000 -Yes. -Amazing. 711 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,240 I shouldn't have even asked if you knew this too. What don't you know? 712 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:23,840 Comedy. 713 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,560 With such perfect timing you're claiming you don't know it. 714 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,120 Let's see what poetry people wrote below. 715 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,200 Goodness. 716 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,720 "Go to sleep, paaji. Nobody's stealing your guavas." 717 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,000 Where is this from? Your house? 718 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,160 Your farm? 719 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,800 It's from our farmhouse. 720 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,080 Next one. 721 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:56,520 "Married for five years, now my in-laws make me sleep outside like this too." 722 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,160 Next one. 723 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,440 Enough, paaji. 724 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,440 "Careful, paaji. My grandpa was sleeping outside once 725 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,920 when a monkey stole his dhoti." 726 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,880 "He covered his face with his kurta and ran inside." 727 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,760 Oh, man. 728 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,920 Next. 729 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,520 -Finally. -Shashwat. 730 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:27,040 "In my happy place, I have you in my heart." 731 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,600 Show the comments below. 732 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,440 "Judging by that smile, either food or a producer is at the door." 733 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,640 Next. 734 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,160 Why do I feel like you still call milk "milky-wilky"? 735 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,680 Next. 736 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:47,720 This was a good one. 737 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,680 "Bro, all your photos say Versova." 738 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,400 "Have you ever even seen Juhu?" 739 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,960 Next. 740 00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,840 -"Brown Baddie." Show the comments below. -Oh, my God. 741 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,240 "Just look up at me, and I'll be slain just like that." 742 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,200 Wow! Nice. 743 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,200 Someone replied, "Pick up a book, 744 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,200 or you'll fail this year too." 745 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,280 Next. 746 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,760 "Not the edge of a sword, nor a hail of bullets." 747 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,280 "A man fears only the blow of inflation." 748 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,680 "I mean, desi ghee costs 800 rupees a kilo now." 749 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,640 There you go. 750 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,720 What does that mean? 751 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,120 -Man, someone's real pain just came out. -That's random. 752 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,360 Show the next one. 753 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,280 "Today, I'll settle scores with everyone who got me to perform but never paid me." 754 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,480 That's it? 755 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,000 Jasmine, when you began this journey, 756 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,360 your father said you weren't cut out for music. 757 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,200 Today, all of India knows you. 758 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,880 Global music lovers know you. 759 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,680 It's been a few years 760 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,880 since your father passed away. 761 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,080 Do you ever feel, 762 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:05,040 "I wish I could share this with him or that he could see it"? 763 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,800 Because I feel that too. 764 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,200 My father passed away in 2004, and I got my break on television in 2007. 765 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,880 And I thought, "I wish…" Do you feel that? 766 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,640 Yes, I feel that way too. 767 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:17,080 I still talk to my dad. 768 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,360 I write letters to him in my notebook. 769 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,560 Whenever something beautiful happens in my life, 770 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,600 I tell my dad. 771 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,840 I can feel that he's very proud of me. 772 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,040 Yes, when I started my musical journey years ago, 773 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:34,920 both my parents told me, "There's no guarantee this will work out." 774 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,720 "We have no musicians in our family, 775 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,000 and you have no knowledge of music." 776 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,920 They said, "Don't pursue it as a career. Just keep it as a hobby." 777 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,680 But there was always a voice within me saying this was my calling. 778 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,640 I worked many jobs. 779 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,480 I quit some of them, 780 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,440 and I got fired from a few others. 781 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,560 And music was the only thing I could always hold on to. 782 00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:00,560 I believe we should always follow our dreams, 783 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,440 even if our parents or those around us don't support us. 784 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,520 I think these dreams are what make our lives beautiful. 785 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,600 Wow! 786 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:10,880 True. 787 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,560 And parents always want what's best for you. 788 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,960 But I'm 100% sure that wherever your father is today, 789 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,640 he must be so proud of you right now. 790 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,480 Thank you. 791 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,720 -And we all love you. -Thank you. 792 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,120 Shashwat, I have a question. 793 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,600 You know how, when it's time for the wedding 794 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,240 and the bride is late and hasn't arrived at the mandap, 795 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,440 both families start panicking? 796 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,440 I heard during Dhurandhar, 797 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,560 something happened right before the music launch. 798 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,240 You still hadn't finished the music. 799 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,320 Is it true, Shashwat? 800 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,400 Sir, you see, I'm not making music. 801 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,880 It's not just music. I'm making a movie with my director. 802 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,480 -Right. -Where we want to be able 803 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:55,840 to entertain people. 804 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,600 So as you get closer to it, 805 00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:01,320 the picture just becomes more and more complete. 806 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,120 And as it gets more complete, 807 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,320 you keep feeling like you can do more to make it better. 808 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:11,280 It's this inner conflict of knowing when to stop and just let it be. 809 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,680 We aren't just sitting there making songs. 810 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,080 We chase something else. 811 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,120 So even after the film releases-- 812 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,120 We still have Dhurandhar's music, 813 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,720 including the masters and mixes 814 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,320 that we replace on Netflix. 815 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,440 And we're still trying to improve the songs. 816 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,400 Because it doesn't end at release. 817 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,280 Shashwat, you speak so nicely. 818 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,880 I feel like you could even become a spiritual guru someday. 819 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,880 Really… 820 00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,880 I heard that his father said 821 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:42,160 he should've gone into medicine, but he got into music. 822 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,320 I'd just like to say that 823 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,680 "The beloved's testimonies are unique." 824 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,880 "These poems and verses are unique." 825 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,720 What can't be written on a doctor's prescription, 826 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,680 is the medicine a friend can give." 827 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,440 Well said! Fantastic! 828 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,800 So his medicine will heal many more people. 829 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,160 Shashwat, the piano is waiting for you. Let's hear something. 830 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,560 Yeah, yeah. 831 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,080 We're here today, but who knows when we'll meet again? 832 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,400 Is there a similar piano setup in your room? 833 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,600 -Yes, paaji. -No, he folds it down into a bed. 834 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,520 Wow! 835 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,160 Amazing. Beautiful, bro! 836 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,880 -Amazing! -Beautiful! 837 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,560 Wow! 838 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,640 Wow. 839 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:29,560 Amazing. 840 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,000 Oh, my God! 841 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,280 Oh, my God! 842 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,720 Okay! 843 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:50,600 -My sweet boy! You're my kiddo! -Oh, my God! 844 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:52,840 Yes! 845 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,200 Yes! Wow! 846 00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:00,320 Seeing these four and three-quarters singers today made me so happy! 847 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:01,240 Four and three-quarters? 848 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,960 Four and three-quarters? There are four of them! 849 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,000 You're the three-quarter singer. 850 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,680 Bhaisahab, who are you? 851 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,560 -Jaleel Mamu from Dhurandhar. -Oh! 852 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,640 Alright, Jaleel Mamu, I'm leaving. 853 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,440 Did you buy this Hamza secondhand? 854 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,480 -What is this? -This isn't Hamza Ali Mazari. 855 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,360 -Then who is it? -This is Gamcha Ali Tiwari. 856 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,560 Okay, kiddo, get out of here. 857 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,320 Oh, you're my kiddo! 858 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:34,800 Go on, son. 859 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,240 Oh, paaji! 860 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,480 Paaji, we've got some dhurandhars here. Offer them some tea or coffee. 861 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,640 -Yeah, we did. That's all done. -No, not them. 862 00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:44,880 I'm talking about myself. 863 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,960 The dhurandhars are here. Offer them something. 864 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,320 Bhaisahab, tell me, what brings you here? 865 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,480 Good question! 866 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,600 Paaji, the thing is, I've come to book you all. 867 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:56,640 What's the plan? 868 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:57,680 Plan? Nothing. 869 00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,160 I'll go home, have something to eat, change, and sleep. 870 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,800 -I mean the plan you're booking them for! -Oh! 871 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,200 So, guys, it's a birthday party. 872 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,960 -You have to come. -Whose birthday? 873 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,160 Someone's. 874 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,640 Are you having an affair? 875 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,800 Why don't you announce it loudly? 876 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,280 It's my girlfriend's birthday. He always does this. 877 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,880 He just screams it to everyone. 878 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,360 He's the one who exposed Sidhu paaji too. 879 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,760 And then his wife didn't feed him for six months. 880 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,280 Look how skinny he's gotten! 881 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,320 That's because of the gym. 882 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,960 That's just what people say, kiddo. 883 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:37,400 Gyms don't do a thing. 884 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,000 Who's ever lost weight just by going to the gym? 885 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,880 Anyway, guys, the birthday party is on December 19th. 886 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,400 Money isn't an issue. 887 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,680 I'll even throw in an extra 10 or 20 rupees for you. 888 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,040 -Twenty rupees! -Yeah? Just don't tell anyone 889 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,600 that it's my girlfriend's birthday. 890 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,000 -Tell them what? -No one's going to believe it anyway. 891 00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,720 Look. 892 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,480 Rich man… 893 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,160 Help! 894 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:05,080 It's the police! 895 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,560 Wonderful! 896 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,320 Hey, kiddo! 897 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,880 Look at my luck, Jaleel Mamu! 898 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,520 I just chased away three donkeys. 899 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:59,160 I wanted to chase away one more, and then I ran into you. 900 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,200 He's talking about donkeys. Not me. Donkeys. 901 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,440 -Yes, I mean a donkey. -Right. 902 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,680 Amazing. 903 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:14,720 This morning, I longed to see a rose, 904 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,520 and here I am, meeting Jasmine! 905 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:23,480 I wished to see a crown, and ended up meeting Sartaaj ji. 906 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,640 Wow! Amazing. 907 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:27,760 And I wished to meet a liar, 908 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,040 and ended up meeting Sach-dev. 909 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,000 Amazing, kiddo. 910 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,440 Very good, kiddo! Very good! 911 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,840 This poetry you learned from Sania Mirza is amazing! 912 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,520 No, it's Mirza Ghalib. 913 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,800 No, kiddo, the poetry you just recited is definitely Sania Mirza's. 914 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:45,560 Right. 915 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,080 Rishab, 916 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,520 your dad makes musical instruments, doesn't he? 917 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:50,960 -Yes. -Where is he? 918 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,760 -Right there. Wearing a blue shirt. -Where? 919 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,720 -What? -There he is. 920 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:57,840 Hi, Uncle. Namaste. 921 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,880 You make musical instruments, right? 922 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:05,280 Can you string him up and turn him into a banjo? 923 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,280 Lala! 924 00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,920 -Lala! -Lala, give me a hug. 925 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,600 Hey, kiddo, why are you calling him Lala? 926 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,080 Well, he's the real Lala. 927 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:22,680 Yeah, Netflix even pawned their bangles to him. 928 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,640 Wow, this is just amazing. 929 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:29,960 He's so phenomenal, I know. 930 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,200 If you want to praise me, say it to my face. Why murmur? 931 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,200 Let's hear a big round of applause for him. 932 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,640 What a fantastic background score he composed! 933 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,280 -Thank you. -I'm telling the truth. 934 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:45,000 The background score is what makes Ranveer Singh seem like a hero. 935 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:46,880 For real. 936 00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,320 Otherwise, I've seen boys with long hair like that. 937 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:54,040 They come down from the mountains and sell shilajit and dates here. 938 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,360 Background music is a huge deal, isn't it? 939 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,640 -Yes. -It is, kiddo. 940 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,680 Right? Let me give you a demo. 941 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,200 Hey, Pakiya! Where is he? 942 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,160 Come here. 943 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:09,160 Watch this. He'll look like a hero too. Play it. 944 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,880 Walk over here. 945 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:19,520 Stop. 946 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:20,800 -See that? -Fantastic. 947 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,280 Look at the effect. 948 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,640 Alright, walk back now. Hey, play it again! 949 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,320 Nice! 950 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,920 -Nice one. -That's the power of background music! 951 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,120 Came in a stalwart, left a muskrat! 952 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,160 Anyway… 953 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,120 I came here to book all of you for a program. 954 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,240 You're booking them too? 955 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,800 What do you mean? Who else is? 956 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,000 The guy behind you. 957 00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,080 I… 958 00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,520 I didn't come to book anyone. I came for jogging, kiddo. 959 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,720 -For jogging? -Jogging. 960 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,840 Go ahead. You definitely need it. 961 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:07,120 Because Lyari is on one side, and your almari is on the other. 962 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,120 Wow! 963 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:15,160 Actually, I want to book all of you for a program. 964 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,520 What are you planning? 965 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,680 Nothing. I'll just go home, 966 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,360 wash up, and go to sleep. That's all. 967 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,240 I'm not asking about that plan. 968 00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,760 I'm asking what this booking is for. What's that plan? 969 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,920 Oh, that plan! Okay. 970 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,400 Well, it's my nephew's birthday. 971 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,560 I want to book you guys for December 19th. 972 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,640 -When? -December 19th. 973 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,520 Kiddo, listen to me. Do it on the 20th instead of the 19th. 974 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,160 He's only a little nephew. He won't even know. 975 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,440 What's one day here or there? 976 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:48,240 Besides, they might be busy on the 19th. 977 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,480 -They might-- -Are you their manager? 978 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,840 How would you know? 979 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,400 I'm celebrating my nephew's birthday on December 19th. 980 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:56,880 Look, kiddo, 981 00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:00,760 I've already booked them for a birthday party on the 19th. 982 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,800 Whose birthday party? 983 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:04,720 Just someone. 984 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:06,640 Who? 985 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:09,840 Who? 986 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,680 Kiddo, it's my girlfriend's birthday. 987 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,080 -My girlfriend's! -What are you saying? 988 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,760 And come on, you know how important 989 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,680 a girlfriend's birthday is to a married man, right? 990 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,080 Yeah, I completely understand. 991 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:34,720 Krushna! 992 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,800 Come here. 993 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,080 It's not really my nephew's birthday anyway. 994 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,920 It's my girlfriend's birthday too. 995 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,000 Then what's the worry, man? 996 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:49,560 Now that we both know the truth, let's celebrate together. 997 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,960 -We'll do it together. Yes. -We'll do it together. 998 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,160 You never told me about your girlfriend, kiddo. 999 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:55,880 Never mentioned who she is. 1000 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,200 Well, she lives in Lyari. 1001 00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,200 Fatima. 1002 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:05,120 Kiddo, my girlfriend's name is Fatima too! 1003 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,640 She lives in Lyari as well. 1004 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,960 -She's been playing you both! -Really? 1005 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,920 Hey, what do you mean? 1006 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,760 Lyari can easily have two girls named Fatima. 1007 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,360 Absolutely! 1008 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,120 You're right! 1009 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,920 And you know, my Fatima… 1010 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:25,040 She's such a huge fan of yours, Rishab ji. Such a huge fan! 1011 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,520 She's got your name tattooed right here. 1012 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,840 Oh! 1013 00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,280 My Fatima got Rishab's name tattooed here as well. 1014 00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,600 -What are you saying? -It's the same girl! 1015 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,280 -Oh, wow! -You got played! 1016 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,760 Two Fatimas from the same Lyari, 1017 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,960 both with tattoos right here? 1018 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,400 -It's possible. -It's possible. 1019 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,320 -What's the big deal? -It's possible. It's totally possible. 1020 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,240 You know, my Fatima-- 1021 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:51,760 Sartaaj ji had a huge concert on Saturday, and she went to see him. 1022 00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,440 -No. -What? 1023 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,440 No! 1024 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:58,840 My Fatima also went to that same concert on Saturday. 1025 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,000 -What are you saying? -Yes! 1026 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,200 Do you guys still think there are two of them? 1027 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:07,280 That Fatima has played you both for fools! 1028 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,280 -What are you saying? -No! 1029 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:09,440 Yes! 1030 01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,880 -So, she actually played Mamu for a fool! -Yeah. 1031 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:16,520 You're only Mamu, but she made a fool of Baba. Just imagine! 1032 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,680 But that's alright. 1033 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,720 What are you guys doing on December 21st? 1034 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,440 If the birthday is on the 19th, why are you asking about the 21st? 1035 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,200 You might be a loser, but I've got options. I've got 11… 1036 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,000 Loser. 1037 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,520 Does she have a friend or something? 1038 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,640 She does… 1039 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,720 -Yeah? -…but she's my girlfriend as well. 1040 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,160 No, if there's someone else… 1041 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,640 You know, the biopic said there were 308. 1042 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,960 And it's been five years since then, man. 1043 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,040 Come on! 1044 01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,480 Everybody, put your hands up! 1045 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,360 Everybody! 1046 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,760 The festival of laughter has begun on Netflix! 1047 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,080 See you again next Saturday. 1048 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,280 Till we meet again, take care and good night. 1049 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:45,480 Stay happy. Love you all. 1050 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:48,960 On this special occasion of Diwali, 1051 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:52,560 a very warm welcome to all of you, Shahid, Ishaan, and Mira! 1052 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,320 Look at Shahid! The last time he was here, he was with Triptii Dimri. 1053 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,000 He made quite an energetic entry! 1054 01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,840 Today, he's here with his wife, 1055 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,760 so he looks like he's just come from a spiritual discourse! 1056 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:06,160 Mira, I heard that you and Shahid spoke for seven hours when you first met. 1057 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,320 He's very good company. What do you want to say? You're just like, "Hmm." 1058 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,840 Everything I've achieved in the last 11 years is because of you. 1059 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,960 How can I take credit for those seven hours? 1060 01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,560 Now find someone for him. 1061 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,480 First and foremost, whenever I get married, 1062 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,600 she'll be the one making all the decisions. 1063 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,200 We're just interested in a kid. I want a small baby. 1064 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,880 Why are you always giving attitude for no reason? 1065 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,480 And you should grab a broom. 1066 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:37,480 At least the house will get cleaned in the process. Like this! 1067 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,080 He has never let me feel jealous. 1068 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,840 He has always been very, very good with that. 1069 01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,600 The minute we step out, she'll be like, "Don't take that seriously." 1070 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,040 Did Shahid have a teenage crush? 1071 01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:56,680 -Yes. -Who? 1072 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:57,920 I don't know if I can say it. 1073 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,760 No actress. Like, a real person. 1074 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:01,520 No, the actress crush came before teens. 1075 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,320 That's your crush.