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Start your comedy.
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Love, like musk,
cannot be concealed, dude!
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Paaji, please cut this part out.
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AP Dhillon.
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Mr. 250 kilo!
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Son, have a drink
and stay quiet for a while.
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Where is Kapil Sharma?
I own this place.
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But Kapil Sharma is the owner.
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I have hired him here as the owner.
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I'm his uncle,
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so I should be shown the same respect
you extend to him.
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Not just his share.
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I want my own respect as well.
That means double the respect.
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Really?
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And make sure
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no one records a video
while you're showing me respect.
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{\an8}Go.
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- Sidhu sahab.
- Yes?
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You must be thinking
this is bad for my health.
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I know that.
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- It contains only mouth fresheners.
- Oh God!
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When you walk in with this in your hand,
people think you're rich.
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- That's true!
- Sidhu sahab, believe me when I say this.
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- I genuinely like you.
- Is that so?
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You are a very honest man.
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He was a minister for many years,
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but he only started making real money
after coming on television.
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Good.
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That's absolutely right.
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Sidhu sahab, you must be wondering
where I was all these years.
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- Where were you?
- I was in Saudi Arabia.
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I stayed there for nine years.
I worked hard and earned my money.
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I'm extremely angry with Kapil Sharma.
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- Oh, why?
- I send him my hard-earned money,
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and he spends it on girls
from Poland and Russia.
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They take that money back to their
countries, spend a bit there,
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- and then head to Dubai.
- Okay.
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When they began spending
the money there, I recognized it.
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- I said, "That's my money."
- "That's my money."
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I can tell by the folds on the currency.
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- I see.
- Sidhu sahab, I keep my money in a place
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where only I know
what kind of creases it will have.
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Sidhu sahab, look.
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You're not a stranger,
so I can tell you this.
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I keep my money in a blouse.
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- Whose blouse?
- Mine.
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If a robber attacks a man,
he'll check his trousers.
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He'd never think that
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- a man could be wearing a blouse.
- A blouse!
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That's my strategy.
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- And I'm very upset today.
- Why?
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- He even lied about you, Archana ji.
- What?
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He collects a salary from me
in your name.
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He told me, "Archana ji makes naan
on the tandoor."
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Really?
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Your salary is 12,800 rupees.
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Last month, he took
an extra thousand from me.
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- Why?
- He said it's been four days since Diwali,
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but every time I meet her,
she still wishes me, "Happy Diwali!"
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So far, he has taken 1,000 rupees.
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But...
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- Sidhu sahab, I must tell you...
- Please.
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I've had a crush
on Archana ji for a long time.
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The way you grab her hand and laugh
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makes me want to put a scorpion
in your pants.
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I just can't stand it.
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You may not believe this, Archana ji,
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but I first saw you in 1997,
in Madh Island.
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You were arguing with a fisherwoman
over five or ten rupees.
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Was I?
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- You were not wearing any makeup.
- So?
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Still, I didn't look away. I thought,
"If this is love, why fear it?"
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I kept staring at you.
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- I love you!
- So...
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I still remember the day you married
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Parmeet Sethi sahab.
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- I couldn't stop crying that night.
- Why?
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Someone told me, "Why are you crying?"
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"The man whose car she left in
should be the one crying."
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So I...
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I thought, let him cry.
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But I'm still in love with you.
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- I swear.
- Oh, thank you.
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Oh my God!
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What are you doing here?
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I was looking for you at the liquor shop.
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Sweetheart, do not call it that.
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We are at the airport.
It's called duty-free.
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- Okay.
- Just like you're beauty-free.
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Sidhu sahab,
everyone in life has a better half.
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- Yes.
- She is my half.
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- Not better...
- The better one is sitting beside you!
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Let me tell you,
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- I heard everything from back there.
- Okay.
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You spent all that time
praising Archana ji.
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Could you not spare even two lines for me?
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How could I?
Even one line would be too long for you.
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Hear me out.
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People talk about love at first sight,
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but I fell in love with her
without even seeing her.
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- Really?
- Really?
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I mean, after seeing her,
even you know that...
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- When I went to see her...
- She's feeling shy.
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the man who introduced us,
the marriage broker...
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- Broker!
- Marriage parlor.
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He told me...
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- Marriage parlor!
- she is her father's only daughter.
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And she owns a four-bedroom apartment.
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- So that's why...
- Four bedrooms. Yes.
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Right then, I became
a fan of their family values.
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I see!
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You will not believe this.
Every room has a balcony.
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Okay.
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I loved it and agreed
to the marriage immediately.
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They said, "At least come
and see our daughter."
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I said, "Forget that.
Just show me the parking space."
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- You know...
- The parking space!
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I didn't even see her face.
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But on the first night,
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when I lifted her veil
and saw her for the first time,
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I realized that
money isn't everything in life.
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There's also something called humanity.
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And if you ever get the chance,
you should see humanity's face as well.
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- I love you, darling.
- Thank you.
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He's very loving too.
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Archana ji,
I've been divorced three times,
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but he never once asked me about it.
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Three divorces?!
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Hold on, you only mentioned two.
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- Officially, there are only two.
- Okay.
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The third one died, Sidhu sahab.
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- Oh!
- How did he die?
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He refused to sign the divorce papers.
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- So?
- So I drank poison and licked him clean.
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You drank poison,
and nothing happened to you?
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Oh, it did.
It cleared out my stomach completely.
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Oh my God!
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It surely must have been
that man's fault,
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because this one's an absolute cutie.
What can I say?
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- What?
- I...
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The two of us travel a lot.
Sidhu sahab, once we were out for a walk.
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She was on the other side of the road.
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The moment she saw a truck
heading her way,
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she immediately hopped onto my shoulder.
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At no point did she look
anything like a monkey!
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Not at all.
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That's how cute she is!
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Sidhu sahab,
when you find the right partner,
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- Yes.
- the perfect wife,
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the path ahead becomes
a beautiful journey.
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I don't even see her as my wife.
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I see her as my childhood friend
Bhupinder, just with a shave.
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I mean...
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She's that lovely.
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We are always going
on adventures, Sidhu sahab.
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Just a few days ago, we were in Lonavala.
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What she does is take tourists' glasses
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and then climb up a tree.
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Then I collect 50 rupees from them,
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give her a signal, and she
tosses the glasses back down.
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We earn money too.
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To those watching from afar, it just
looks like a monkey perched in a tree.
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Wait, I don't understand
what's up with you!
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One minute you're saying I look like
a monkey, the next you're saying I don't.
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Sweetheart, you don't look like one to me.
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But the others didn't get
an apartment, right?
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So to them, you look like one.
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He's quite loving as well.
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- He keeps making me laugh like that.
- Like how?
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You know, he struggled a lot.
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- A lot.
- You know, when he was a child,
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a cat once grabbed him by the neck
and carried him away.
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Even today, he wakes up in the middle
of the night and licks his hands.
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Sidhu sahab, sometimes
I wake up at night to drink water
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and see her sleeping beside me.
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Then I think it's better
to lick my own hands.
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What a blessing.
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You start anywhere at all!
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And you're done
before you've even started!
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Final call for passengers flying to Bali.
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Hey, our flight has been announced!
Come on, hurry!
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Sidhu sahab, we're going
on our honeymoon for the first time.
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- Really?
- Yes, that's true.
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We have nine children, but we
never found the time for a honeymoon.
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Humans are such selfish creatures.
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We spend our entire lives
chasing money and comfort,
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but we cannot
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- make time for our partners.
- Yes.
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Today, we're finally
going on our honeymoon.
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I'm going to take her out all the time.
We haven't even booked a hotel.
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I plan to take her out day and night.
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I'll wear her out completely.
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And once I wear her down to this size,
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I'll slip her into an envelope
and use her as a paperweight.
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Hurry up! Let's go!
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- I don't want to miss our honeymoon!
- I love my wife, Sidhu sahab.
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- I can...
- She is the love of my life.
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One last time,
tell me if you want her.
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- Just say yes!
- Well, alright, Sidhu sahab.
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It's so good to see you
after so many years.
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And my first crush.
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Bye!
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- Let's go, darling.
- Love you!
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This way.
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Attention, all passengers.
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The flight from Canada
has landed at Manmarzi Airport.
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Please get ready to welcome
your favorite star, AP Dhillon.
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Beautiful!
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Let's hear it for AP paaji!
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Paaji, welcome!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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AP! AP! AP!
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AP paaji, welcome to our show.
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That was such a beautiful song.
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As you all know,
that was an unreleased track,
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performed exclusively for our show.
Thank you so much, paaji.
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So tell us,
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was the song choice spontaneous,
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or had you planned to sing it on a show
that reaches 192 countries?
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What was the thinking behind it?
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- My grandmother is a huge fan of yours.
- Oh, thank you.
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So, I wanted to dedicate this song to her.
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And...
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you can dedicate this song
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to anyone you love or hold dear.
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Amid our busy lives,
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- we often miss the chance to talk to...
- Right.
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or call our dear ones.
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And I knew she wouldn't miss this episode,
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- no matter what.
- How sweet.
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Singing in your regional language
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and reaching a stage where you perform
all over the world
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is truly exceptional, paaji.
Incredible!
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- This is all God's grace.
- Absolutely, paaji.
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- God's blessings.
- God's grace. Yeah.
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So many people come
to Mumbai chasing their dreams,
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hoping to sing in films
and gain worldwide recognition.
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He, however, left Gurdaspur
for a foreign country.
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There, he struggled, worked hard,
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created his music,
became internationally famous,
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and has now come to Mumbai
to perform live shows.
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- Wow!
- Incredible!
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- A full circle moment.
- Full circle.
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Also...
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"Brown Munde" was the first song of his
that I heard.
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It became a youth anthem.
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It has been played so many times
that if you added up all the views
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and played the song on a loop,
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it would take 4,000 years to finish!
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Wow!
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Now think about this.
The world's oldest civilization,
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Mesopotamia, is about 4,000 years old.
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He has taken his music that far.
It's incredible!
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Paaji, when your song
first crossed millions of views...
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- Yeah?
- did you believe it,
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or did you think Justin Bieber's
Wi-Fi got connected by mistake?
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What were you feeling back then?
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Paaji, I was so focused on work
that I didn't even notice.
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And...
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I was just as happy
when I got ten thousand views.
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- Wow.
- I was happy because
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I thought even ten thousand people
listening to me was amazing.
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Even when a thousand people listened--
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You might not have noticed,
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but all the single girls
noticed you closely.
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They noticed you all right.
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You're the biggest temptation
among the bachelors.
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See that, Archana ji?
You just keep working.
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Don't sit there counting views.
"Oh, it's 112 now."
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And the next second, "Oh, 112.75!"
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She even counts half a view.
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- Curse you!
- Just keep working!
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Paaji, now that you're such a superstar,
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everyone wants you to come
to their house for dinner.
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But hear me out.
If Archana ji invites you to dinner,
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just say no.
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After dinner,
she won't just make you foot the bill.
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She'll also tell the hotel owner,
"I brought AP here. Pay me for that."
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She'll take her cut.
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You just gave me a great idea!
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- She'll bring AP...
- And after your meal,
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her husband will show up, and she'll say,
"What a surprise! How come you're here?"
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Just so you know, he reaches
the venue a day in advance.
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Just letting my brother know.
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Don't let anyone fool you, paaji.
You're our guest.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Sidhu paaji,
let me tell you one more thing.
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- Go ahead.
- Look at the connection.
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We're from Amritsar,
and paaji has been an MP from there.
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Paaji is from Gurdaspur,
the same region.
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- There's another connection too.
- What?
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Malaika Arora...
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Wait, hear me out!
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Hear me out, Sidhu sahab!
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Love, like musk,
cannot be concealed, dude!
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Let me finish.
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I was saying that even Malaika Arora
is a big fan of his.
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Not just hers alone.
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Someone else's too.
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That's...
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- That's what he's saying.
- He finally admitted it.
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- He said it.
- That's what I was saying.
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She is AP paaji's childhood love,
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and Sidhu paaji's midlife love.
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Midlife love!
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Paaji, come on, let's hear a few lines
for my brother here.
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Let's hear it, paaji.
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Seeing you, I learned how real gold gleams
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- Wow!
- Bravo!
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Seeing you, girls sigh
Lost in quiet dreams
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You have stirred
The whole wide world so hard
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Even Trump Googles "Brown Munde" off guard
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- Bravo!
- Incredible! Wow!
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Son, Punjabis are Punjabis!
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Nobody stands a chance.
Even Trump can go suck on a sugarcane!
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Suck on a sugarcane!
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Paaji, you have worked so hard.
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After moving to Canada, I'm sure
you picked up plenty of work at first.
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I want to ask you, what was tougher,
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making and releasing your first track,
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or getting a visa?
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The toughest moment was
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right after I landed,
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- with nowhere to stay.
- Okay.
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My dad gave me some money.
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I didn't grow up with a silver spoon.
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When I reached there,
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- I didn't have a credit card.
- Okay.
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So I went to a hotel and said,
"I'd like to stay here."
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"I have this much cash."
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They asked for my credit card,
and I said, "What's that?"
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"What the hell is that?"
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- I had never heard of it in Punjab.
- Yeah. Never.
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So, they refused to give me a room.
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I had two suitcases,
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so I stepped outside
and slept right in front of the hotel.
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- I see.
- I had severe jet lag.
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The agent booked
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a flight with five stopovers!
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Five stopovers?!
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Somehow, the first night passed.
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On the second night,
while I was still there,
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a girl came up to me.
By the grace of God.
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Okay.
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She said, "You don't look homeless."
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"Why are you sleeping outside?"
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I told her I didn't have a credit card,
so they wouldn't give me a room.
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She went to her boyfriend
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and asked for his card.
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He came to me and said, "Bro,
please don't steal or break anything."
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"They'll charge me."
I said, "No chance, bro."
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- Was that girl Indian or a foreigner?
- Indian.
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- Okay.
- She was from Calgary.
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- Indians are generous at heart.
- Yeah. The couple was from Calgary.
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Then college began,
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and over time, I found work.
Eventually, I even got a credit card.
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- And then...
- But through...
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talented people like you,
God also sends a message.
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And that message is that
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- struggle is the jewel of life.
- Absolutely.
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- Every day brings a new challenge...
- Yeah.
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and every day life says...
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Learn to walk before you try to lead
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Learn to burn before you try to ignite
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Your dream will bloom
Into a flower one day
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But first, learn to fade into the soil
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Wow.
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The struggle will continue.
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AP paaji, there was a time
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when you didn't
even have a place to stay...
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- Yeah.
- and someone stepped in to help you.
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- And today...
- Yeah.
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millions of people are your fans.
What goes through your mind now?
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As Sidhu paaji said,
just keep working hard.
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I worked at gas stations
and convenience stores.
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My last job was at Best Buy.
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00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,880
I used to work ten to twelve hours
a day, and then head to college.
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I had to manage rent, food,
and everything else too.
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The house I lived in
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had a small garage,
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- just big enough to park one car.
- Okay. Right.
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I rented a room there.
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I saved some money
and went to Home Depot.
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I built a...
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ten-by-six room myself using plywood...
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- I see.
- Wow!
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and added a door.
Slowly, I started buying equipment
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and learning the craft.
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I always knew I wanted
to make a song like this,
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with this kind of soundscape,
but I didn't know how to achieve it.
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But I didn't give up.
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I taught myself how to mix and master,
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and I created this new sound
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that you all showed so much love to.
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- That's an incredible achievement.
- So proud of you, paaji.
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Come on, paaji.
Have a seat.
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I'd like to call
one more person up on stage.
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Who?
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Someone who has been traveling the world
and making people laugh.
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My brother and a youth icon.
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Please welcome the very talented
stand-up comedian and actor,
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Mr. Anubhav Singh Bassi.
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Come on, Bassi!
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Bassi sahab, aadab.
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A huge round of applause for Bassi!
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Bassi! Bassi! Bassi!
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Thank you so much.
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00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,800
Tonight, we have two global stars
on this stage.
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AP Dhillon and Kapil Sharma.
What would you like to say?
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Bassi, my love!
I'm so proud of you, bro!
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A few years ago,
when I used to call Bassi
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and ask where he was, he would say,
"Paaji, I'm in Meerut for a show."
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"Where are you now, Bassi?"
"Greater Noida."
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"And now?"
"Gurugram."
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00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,520
Today he said,
"Bro, I just flew in from Glasgow."
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00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,880
- Bassi sahab, you look incredibly fit!
- Yes, paaji.
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00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,360
There are only two reasons for that.
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- Either you're dating someone...
- Yeah.
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or you're doing a film like me.
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00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,160
So, what is it?
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- Paaji, I got into shape for a film.
- Okay.
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In the middle of the shoot,
they asked me
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to get fit because there was a scene
where I had to go shirtless.
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I got fit and ready, and then they told me
the scene had been dropped.
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00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,560
They shot what they needed
with Ranbir bhai.
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00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,120
I was already fit, so I thought
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I would stay that way.
It might help with the next movie.
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00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,960
But the next movie never came, paaji.
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00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,840
So I've basically stayed fit
for the last three years.
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Films will be chasing you soon.
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Welcome to the show.
Let's hear it for both my brothers!
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Bassi paaji,
when did you first meet AP paaji?
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Just 30 minutes ago.
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00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,040
I messaged him on Instagram yesterday.
He didn't even reply.
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00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,280
I only found out yesterday that we were
meeting today, so I sent him a message.
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00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,400
- So...
- But you've heard his music, right?
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00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,320
I have, paaji.
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00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,800
And you have seen his stand-up?
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00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,560
- I don't think so.
- Well, you...
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00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,680
He has no idea.
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00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,440
So you became friends
just for this episode?
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00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,040
Not even that. After the episode,
we'll each go our own way.
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00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,840
It's all good. Bhai, don't move this.
They sign our checks.
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00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,760
Okay.
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00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,240
I've been here a few times.
It's his first time.
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00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,240
Yes.
447
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,040
But this is your first time
on our Netflix show, right?
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00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,360
It's my first time here. Paaji wasn't
present the last few times I came.
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00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,320
Anyone would show up back then.
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00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,920
Do you know AP paaji
is about to start his tour?
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Bassi sahab has just finished his.
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Bassi, when you were just starting out,
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you'd get calls for shows
in places like Pilibhit.
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00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,040
Now you're getting calls from Barcelona
and places like that.
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Don't you find that funny?
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00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,880
Paaji, when they used to call with offers,
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00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,240
for the longest time,
it didn't even feel real.
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00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,000
But back then, we had the attitude
that we would make it on our own.
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00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,720
Don't call us.
We'll sell the tickets and come to you.
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00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,800
Thank God I managed to sell those tickets.
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00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,880
Otherwise, it would have been embarrassing
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00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,040
because they wouldn't have
invited us again.
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00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,680
AP paaji, you started
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00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,040
- straight with arena shows, right?
- Yeah.
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What was it like
performing in such a huge arena?
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I had never even been
to a music concert before.
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00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,200
- You hadn't seen anyone else perform?
- No, I hadn't.
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00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,080
- He just did it.
- So, I did my own show--
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00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,360
The first music concert I ever attended
was my own.
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00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,080
So, we winged it.
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00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:41,840
Okay.
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00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,760
Honestly, none of us really knew
how anything worked.
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00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,760
So now, when we sit down
and talk about old times,
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we just laugh about it.
We made it through.
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00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,760
- Paaji, about your upcoming tour...
- Yes.
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00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,760
we heard the most expensive ticket
costs 600,000 rupees.
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00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,400
So-- Yes!
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00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,280
- AP paaji will explain it.
- Do you perform at their house?
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00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,080
But the audience...
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00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,440
- People were asking...
- Really? 600,000?!
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00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,880
if the person who buys that ticket
gets picked up from home by you.
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00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,840
- That's what I asked him.
- Do they sit in the audience
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00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,040
or on stage with you?
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00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,040
No, no.
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00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,920
- They'll just enjoy the music--
- Is that how you pay for your jet?
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00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,960
Jet!
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00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,080
No, paaji. Sometimes people
come with their entire family,
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00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,320
book a full table,
and enjoy the show together.
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00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,080
- Yes.
- I have been to his concerts.
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00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,320
The arenas are packed, people are dancing,
and having a great time.
491
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,400
- So, paaji, all the best for the tour.
- Thank you.
492
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,440
- People are really excited about it.
- Thank you, paaji.
493
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,360
Thank you.
494
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,360
At one of AP paaji's concerts,
495
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,000
we heard that
496
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,960
more than fifty phones
497
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,720
and a few wallets
were stolen from the crowd.
498
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,440
He was performing on stage,
while someone else put on a show below.
499
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,320
Chances are, he wasn't alone.
It even hit the headlines.
500
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,760
He probably came with his own entourage.
501
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,200
He paid 600,000,
so he had to recover his money.
502
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,920
Once, when AP paaji was coming to Mumbai,
503
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,880
I said he'd probably be
caught up with his shows,
504
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,600
so he should give me
a team member's number.
505
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,080
That way, I could coordinate
and reach the venue.
506
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,440
He sent me Kevin's number.
507
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,520
When I saw the name Kevin,
I didn't message him.
508
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,400
I thought I would say hello,
509
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,160
but what if he replied
and I couldn't understand him?
510
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,600
- What is Kevin's full name, paaji?
- Kuljeet Singh.
511
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,800
It's nice to hear that
you're Kuljeet Singh, paaji.
512
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,560
Can you speak Punjabi?
513
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,000
A little. I try.
514
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,960
What time do you usually forget it?
515
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,320
I mean...
516
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,280
You were born and raised in Canada.
Let's talk in English, bro.
517
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,080
Yes, I was born in Canada.
518
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,800
My parents never called me Kuljeet,
519
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,280
so I go by Kevin. They...
520
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,680
- I don't understand this kind of English.
- Yes.
521
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,160
"My parents are from Amritsar."
I get that.
522
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,440
But in his case,
half the sentence disappears.
523
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,680
- My parents are from Jalandhar--
- We've struggled to learn English.
524
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,040
We skip nothing.
525
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,680
- Your parents are from Jalandhar?
- Yes, paaji?
526
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,160
My parents are from Jalandhar,
and they don't speak English either.
527
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,600
- But you were born there?
- Yeah.
528
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,680
Toronto.
529
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,400
They always skip the "T" in Toronto.
530
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,880
- Toronto.
- Say it again, sir.
531
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,040
- Toronto.
- Toronto.
532
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,120
Toronto.
533
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,600
What's wrong with them?
Why can't they say "To-ron-to"?
534
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,040
It can get confusing sometimes, paaji.
535
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,960
You understand what they mean,
but the accent...
536
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,680
- Yes.
- throws you off.
537
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,960
Once I was thirsty and said,
"I need water."
538
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,920
I said, "Forget it."
539
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,120
"I don't need it anymore."
I just did this...
540
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,960
I said, "I'm good."
541
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,160
That happens sometimes.
542
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,920
- Welcome, paaji.
- Thank you.
543
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,160
I'd love to talk more,
but I'm struggling to get the words out.
544
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,080
Likewise.
545
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,200
Thank you for taking care of my bro.
546
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,800
No problem. Thank you.
547
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,680
In AP paaji's new song, "Old Money,"
548
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,440
Salman Khan sahab
and Sanjay Dutt sahab appear together.
549
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,160
Paaji, if you tried to cast them
together in a film,
550
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,440
their schedules would never align.
551
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,560
And even if their schedules did align,
the budget wouldn't.
552
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,120
How were you able to bring
both of them together for the video?
553
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,440
I...
554
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:14,200
I really love old-school Bollywood action.
555
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,440
I always wanted to do something
556
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,040
in that style.
557
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,120
And there are only two actors who truly
558
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,400
fit that gangster action vibe.
559
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,600
So I picked up the phone, called bhai,
and said, "I have an idea for a video."
560
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,000
"Would you like to hear it?"
561
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,080
He said, "Just tell me when you want
to shoot. I don't need to hear the idea."
562
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,200
- Oh, sweet.
- I said, "Okay."
563
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,160
Bassi, tell me,
564
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,400
since you travel overseas so much,
565
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,200
have you ever had a strange experience?
566
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:48,120
Paaji, my team gives me
strange experiences even here.
567
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,240
Whenever I try
to reach my team from the stage--
568
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,520
They all chew paan masala.
569
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,840
So they can hear me from the stage,
but they can't respond properly.
570
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,920
No matter what I ask,
all I hear back is a loud humming sound.
571
00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,880
I'm like, "What?"
572
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,400
How can every question
have the same answer?
573
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,760
Bassi, I recently watched
one of your YouTube videos
574
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,560
where a guy was probably drunk
at your show.
575
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,400
You were having fun with him,
but he just wouldn't let it go.
576
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,040
Paaji, there's a thing
in Delhi and Gurugram.
577
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,640
People who sell their property quickly...
578
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,720
Yes!
579
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,560
- suddenly lose all sense...
- Near an upcoming highway.
580
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,680
Exactly.
Whenever a new highway gets approved,
581
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,520
and someone sells their land,
they completely lose track
582
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,600
of how much to drink or what to buy.
583
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,600
There were three guys at the show,
584
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,440
and they started drinking wine.
585
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,520
Just one look, and it was clear
wine was not their thing.
586
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,440
Okay.
587
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,480
We all know the kind of people
who usually drink wine.
588
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,440
At the very least,
589
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,080
if you've seen movies, you know
wine is poured into a glass.
590
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,640
- Yes. How were they drinking it?
- Chugging it directly.
591
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:52,720
Straight from the bottle?
592
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,480
So I figured he'd just sold his land
and had no clue what to do with the money.
593
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,360
They totally lose it.
594
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,600
Sometimes it gets genuinely scary, paaji.
595
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:05,880
When we first toured the US in 2007,
right after Laughter Challenge,
596
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,240
it was our very first show there.
597
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,400
We had never seen arenas before.
598
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,520
It was a round stage
with the audience all around us.
599
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,200
If I faced one side,
there was an entire crowd behind me.
600
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,400
When people in the front laughed,
those at the back started heckling.
601
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,160
I realized I had to interact with them,
or it wouldn't stop.
602
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,880
One of our friends went on stage.
603
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,200
He thought he would
start interacting right away.
604
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,000
There was a man sitting in the first row.
605
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,200
My friend asked him,
"What's your name?"
606
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,560
The guy...
607
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,000
who was at least six large drinks in...
608
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,840
just stared at him.
609
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,680
My friend goes,
"Bro, what's your name?"
610
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,480
The man said, "Start your comedy."
611
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,120
That guy-- It would
send chills down anyone's spine.
612
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,920
- "Start your comedy."
- Right?
613
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,760
When I first started getting
some recognition in Delhi,
614
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,720
I was getting paid about
6,000 rupees per show.
615
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,640
One venue offered me 8,000 to perform.
616
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,640
They set up a stage in the restaurant,
617
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,960
right by the bar,
618
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,040
and the patrons had no idea
a show was happening.
619
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,080
Oh my God!
620
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,760
Only the restaurant's owner and I knew
about the stand-up show that night.
621
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,080
- Then?
- At 7:00 p.m.,
622
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,240
they told me the mic stand was ready
and asked me to start.
623
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,400
Oh my God!
624
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,480
I had already taken the money
and spent it.
625
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,200
I didn't have the option to return it.
626
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,080
I went on stage and said,
"We're going to start stand-up comedy."
627
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,320
Everyone looked at me briefly
628
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,480
and then went right back
to their conversations.
629
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,280
I kept performing anyway.
After about five to seven minutes,
630
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,200
an elderly man stood up
631
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,200
and walked toward me,
holding a glass of beer.
632
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,280
He handed it to me.
633
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,280
I thought he must have liked the joke.
634
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,000
He said, "Son, have a drink
and stay quiet for a while."
635
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,160
I said, "Uncle,
I have already taken the money."
636
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,120
"I still have about twenty minutes left.
I'll leave after that."
637
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,600
He said, "I'll pay them.
You leave right now."
638
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,560
Yes, friends! Yeah!
639
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,320
Yeah!
640
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,440
How are you, friends?
641
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:32,560
It's wonderful to see you all.
Thank you so much.
642
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,600
Yeah! I would like to say
a couple of lines.
643
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,080
If a friend comes over at night
Serve drinks, not tea
644
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,040
If a friend comes over at night
Serve drinks, not tea
645
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,880
No matter how close the friendship is
Keep him away from your lady
646
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,920
You're right!
647
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,440
Friends,
648
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,800
today, in the presence of Raja Sidhu sahab
and Rani Archana ji,
649
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,600
Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra
proprietor, Diamond Raja,
650
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,320
welcomes you. Yes.
651
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,640
We are Delhi's seventh-best orchestra.
652
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,040
Oh, wow!
653
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,120
Oh, my! Good!
654
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,120
Wow! Hello!
655
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,280
- Very nice to meet you.
- Same here.
656
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,560
Let's honor them.
Come on.
657
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,680
This is for you.
658
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,680
"This is for you."
659
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,720
- This is for you.
- Thank you.
660
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,320
"This is for you."
661
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,480
- Thank you.
- We host plenty of guests,
662
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,120
but there are just two trophies.
Take them with you.
663
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:54,520
Please.
664
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,080
- Even the shawl?
- Are you taking the shawl too?
665
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,040
It works as a blanket at night.
666
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,720
It belongs to my grandparents.
667
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,880
- Please have a seat.
- Thank you.
668
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,920
- Have a seat. Wow.
- Thank you, paaji.
669
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,920
You two came together.
670
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,960
That feels really good. Very nice.
671
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,120
Great. It's so nice to see you both.
672
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,080
- Kapil, can I have a quick word?
- Yes.
673
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,120
What was the idea behind
inviting this duo?
674
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,320
What do you mean?
675
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,040
Are they brothers?
676
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,520
Are they working on a movie together?
677
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,160
Are they childhood friends?
How did you pair them?
678
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,320
They're both youth icons,
that's why I put them together.
679
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,760
I thought you paired them
because of their beards.
680
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,560
- Because of their beards?!
- So what if they have beards?
681
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,080
If you don't mind,
may I compliment your beards?
682
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,200
- Sure.
- Please don't.
683
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,600
Why would they mind if you
complimented their beards?
684
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,440
Well, I complimented my sister-in-law's
beard once, and she got offended.
685
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,040
- She has a little beard too.
- Sister-in-law's beard!
686
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,120
Is that your sister-in-law
on the drums back there?
687
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,120
Hey, you even look like her.
688
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,080
But his beard is a bit shorter than hers.
689
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,120
I want to give you both some advice.
690
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,880
I know someone who can style your beard,
and you'll love it.
691
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,640
I mean, he's so good
692
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,320
that he can even make a round face
693
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,560
look like it has a jawline.
694
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,640
Really? Who is that?
695
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,880
Diamond Raja, Beard Counselor.
696
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,720
You style people's beards too?
697
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,320
I don't style them.
I'm a counselor.
698
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,600
- Counseling is an important job.
- Advice.
699
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,240
- Counseling requires vision.
- Vision, yes!
700
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,360
Like Steve Jobs had a vision.
701
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,680
He didn't box the phones himself.
702
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,160
- Box the phones...
- I have a vision for beards.
703
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,240
- Your own mustache is upside down.
- Yours is upside down.
704
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,840
The baker doesn't eat his own cake.
705
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:55,920
Why are you here?
706
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,960
I'm here to give you
the biggest lesson of your life.
707
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,080
- Wow.
- Go ahead.
708
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,160
I guarantee you've never seen
a bigger lesson than this.
709
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,160
- What...
- Take a look. It's from Moga, Amritsar.
710
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,280
It's a lehsun.
711
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,240
Have you seen a bigger lehsun than this?
712
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,680
I thought you were here to give a lesson,
but this is a lehsun.
713
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,240
I can also do a bit of comedy.
714
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,560
What lesson can I give him?
715
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,560
He spent two years studying law,
716
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,000
and the next six
turning it into jokes for us.
717
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,560
What lesson can I give?
718
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,960
All I want is for you
719
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,880
to have a side business after you retire.
720
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,720
That's it, really.
721
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,960
I have no other wish.
722
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,280
I know a man who used to
snack on cashews with his drinks.
723
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:47,480
Then life happened, times changed,
and today it's just radish with salt.
724
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,040
Where did you pull that radish from?
725
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,560
Well, we all know about radishes, right?
726
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,760
We do.
727
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,560
One man eats it,
and the whole neighborhood smells it.
728
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,840
I'm a little worried
about your retirement.
729
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,800
So, here's my card. Diamond Raja,
730
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,360
Side Business Expert
for Singers and Comedians.
731
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,720
Very well. We'll need two cards, paaji.
732
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,040
- Here you go, bhai.
- Here's more
733
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,200
- for the other comedians.
- Okay.
734
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,760
Then you should keep one too, paaji.
735
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,000
Good one, Bassi!
736
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,920
Good one!
737
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,880
Wow! Nice one!
738
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,480
What's the business?
Share your ideas.
739
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:45,240
I'm not sure what I should suggest.
740
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,520
What could work?
741
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,000
Buy a leaf plate-making machine.
742
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:56,240
- What's that?
- The plates you use at community feasts.
743
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,040
Buy that machine.
It's a solid business.
744
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,360
A useful product.
745
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,880
Let me show you.
746
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,920
This is what you'll make.
747
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,560
One minute, bhaisahab.
748
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,240
Here you go.
749
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,320
Check this out.
750
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,840
You have a sense for sound.
Listen to this.
751
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,040
These are good plates.
752
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,640
Buy the machine.
753
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,880
This business will grow no matter what.
754
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,640
Community feasts are only increasing.
755
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,880
And if you invest an extra 10,000 rupees,
756
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,080
you can get an extension
757
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,680
that turns the waste
from these plates into bidis.
758
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,600
Oh my God!
759
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,320
Your total investment
would be sixty thousand rupees.
760
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,360
In the worst case, you'd still make
roughly 800 rupees per day.
761
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,840
What a terrible idea!
762
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,560
An idea is only terrible
until it hits the market. Got it?
763
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,560
I'm not giving them an idea
to make plates,
764
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,040
but a way to practically print money.
765
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,960
The back of the card
has all the payment details.
766
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,360
Done, paaji.
767
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,600
- Bassi ji, don't mind me saying this.
- This is for you.
768
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,040
Sure.
769
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,600
That day,
you left your house all dressed up,
770
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,600
got on stage,
there were so many people,
771
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,320
and you were talking,
but everyone was laughing.
772
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,360
Yes.
773
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,320
- Does that look good?
- "Does that look good?"
774
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,840
Lovely!
775
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,720
You're not being taken seriously either.
You're talking, and people are laughing.
776
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,600
Kapil ji, what I'm saying is
777
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,640
he should just drop comedy
778
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,960
and focus on singing instead.
779
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,240
Singers have it easy.
780
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,080
- How?
- It's the best job.
781
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,120
- How?
- One song, keep singing it.
782
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,680
No need to come up
with new jokes every time.
783
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,520
The same song does the job.
And if it becomes a hit,
784
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,680
the audience sings half the song.
785
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,360
This can go on for two hours,
786
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,280
and you laugh all the way to the bank.
787
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,000
You should consider that.
Excuse me, I'm getting a call.
788
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,240
Hello? Yes, what happened?
789
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,640
Okay. We are leaving.
790
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,680
You'll be going home after this, right?
791
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,640
Okay, tell them you're leaving.
792
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,080
- Just say you're leaving soon.
- I'm leaving soon.
793
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,960
Yes, he's leaving for
the program. Alright?
794
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,840
Bhai, which program?
795
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,200
The one we are going to after this.
You just said it.
796
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,240
The program is like, at birthday parties--
797
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,600
- What's that thing with hair?
- Tonsure?
798
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,640
Not that. Tonsure is when
you shave your head.
799
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:47,440
In this one, a man's hair has grown back.
800
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,760
That's the program.
801
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,640
- To celebrate that?
- To celebrate that.
802
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,520
His hair grew back.
I'll play the song.
803
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,920
The tune is yours, but the lyrics are new.
You have to sing it.
804
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,040
- Okay? Come on!
- Yes! A song!
805
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,560
Wow!
806
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,760
One, two!
807
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,640
One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
808
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,760
What?
809
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,960
{\an8}My hair...
810
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,680
{\an8}My hair tried...
811
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,560
{\an8}Tried to leave me
812
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:25,560
{\an8}Then came right back
At least I didn't go bald
813
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:30,120
{\an8}At least I didn't go bald
814
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,080
{\an8}At first, I was losing
815
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:37,360
{\an8}Ten to twelve strands every day
After a few days
816
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,400
{\an8}I was pulling out whole clumps in my hand
817
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,760
{\an8}I started getting nervous
818
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,000
{\an8}Wondering why my hair was shedding so much
819
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,760
{\an8}I thought about girls
820
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,240
{\an8}Then I pulled myself together
And got serious
821
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,000
{\an8}My hair...
822
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,520
{\an8}My hair tried...
823
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,640
{\an8}Tried to leave me
824
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:59,160
{\an8}Then came right back
At least I didn't go bald
825
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,360
{\an8}-At least...
- I didn't go bald
826
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,400
{\an8}Incredible!
827
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,600
{\an8}I added shampoo and conditioner
To my ration list
828
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,840
{\an8}Every single Sunday
I had my mom oil my hair
829
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:18,040
{\an8}I comb it properly
Put on gel, and style it neatly
830
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,280
{\an8}Now when the wind blows
831
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,960
{\an8}And hits my head
At least it doesn't feel cold anymore
832
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,480
{\an8}My hair...
833
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:31,360
{\an8}My hair...
Tried to leave me
834
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,280
{\an8}Then came right back
At least...
835
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,400
{\an8}I didn't go bald
836
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,640
{\an8}-At least...
- I didn't go bald
837
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,680
{\an8}-At least...
- I didn't go bald
838
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,200
{\an8}-At least...
- I didn't go bald
839
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,880
Yes, friends! Thank you so much!
840
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,800
After the show,
I'll come pick you up.
841
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,520
Okay? Then we'll go to the program.
Thank you, Bassi ji.
842
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,440
Thank you.
843
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,000
Okay, guys! Thank you!
844
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,280
With his parody song,
he has tortured our ears.
845
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,480
We need a detox.
846
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,280
For that, paaji has to sing the original.
847
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,720
Paaji, please.
848
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,280
Oh my God!
849
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,280
Incredible.
850
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,000
Wow!
851
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,560
- Wow!
- Amazing!
852
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,560
Paaji, let's check out
853
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,280
your fans' comments under your pictures.
854
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,880
People have gotten
855
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,160
really creative now.
856
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,160
Some of the comments are hilarious.
We have picked a few.
857
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,120
Let's see them.
858
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:45,840
KOMMENTER'S KRAVING
859
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,560
"The beauty of the location,
plus my beauty."
860
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,680
Did I write this?
861
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,400
I doubt it was the ape.
862
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,120
Where is this picture from, Bassi?
863
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,720
This is from Australia, paaji.
864
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,680
- Okay.
- But I have no idea why I wrote that.
865
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,880
- Let's check out the comments.
- Well done, man.
866
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,680
"Even I look beautiful
standing in front of a monkey."
867
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,400
- Holy...
- Show us more.
868
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,200
"Two brothers, total destruction."
869
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,360
- I've seen that on everyone's post.
- On everyone's post.
870
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,280
Next.
871
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,680
- Oh!
- "Where do I go from here?"
872
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,480
Paaji, is that photo from a shoot?
873
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,680
Yes, in Canada.
874
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:38,920
Okay. Why the heartbreak emoji?
875
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,080
Well, the tales never end.
876
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,800
Sure.
877
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,320
Let's read the comments.
878
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,120
"If she's your girlfriend, take her home.
If not, go to your respective homes."
879
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,440
"Where do I go from here?"
880
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,080
People really have too much free time.
Another one, please.
881
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,800
"Looks like the girl called him
'bro' lovingly. That's why he's upset."
882
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,120
Next.
883
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,280
"I'm not sure about patience,
884
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:09,920
but hard work pays off
with a Range Rover."
885
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,360
Really? Wow!
886
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,880
"Thank you for the love, everyone.
Happy Diwali."
887
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,440
- I remember this one.
- Let's see the comments.
888
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,320
"Until you have a photo
with a giant key next to your car,
889
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,360
we won't believe you bought a new one."
890
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,200
- So true!
- A photo with a giant key?
891
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,480
- Another one, please.
- That was a good one.
892
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,800
"I've liked and shared
a lot of your videos."
893
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,360
"Now it's your time to share."
894
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,480
"My wedding is on the 13th,
and I need your car to pick up my bride."
895
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,400
Next.
896
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,320
"Drinks on me."
897
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,480
Show us the comments.
898
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,520
"It makes me really happy
to see bro succeed."
899
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,440
"From selling ice pops on the street
to becoming a huge superstar."
900
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,320
Another one, please.
901
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,720
"What's this, Dhillon?"
902
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:11,840
This...
903
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,320
This is a good one.
904
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,400
- "What's this, Dhillon?"
- Nice one. "What's this, Dhillon?"
905
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,640
Another one, please.
906
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:24,000
"Where are you going, where's your mind?
AP's kulfi shop is one of a kind."
907
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:26,880
Next.
908
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,760
Hey, what's happening?
909
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,560
Oh, it's Yuzi's post.
910
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,560
"You met Bassi bhai
and don't have a good anubhav."
911
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,200
"Does that even make sense?"
912
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,680
So this-- Okay, Trident, Hyderabad.
Let's see the comments.
913
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,280
"Did you really upload this photo,
or did it leak?"
914
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,560
Bhai...
915
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,960
Bassi, this-- I mean,
916
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,400
did you meet at an event or something?
917
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,800
No, paaji. We were
staying at the same hotel.
918
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,280
- Okay.
- He said he wanted
919
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:55,640
a photo lying on the bed.
920
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,200
He has a viral meme with
the same pose on the boundary,
921
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,120
- so he wanted to recreate it.
- Okay.
922
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,760
But you're clever, right?
Why go along with it?
923
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,920
Paaji, I wasn't clever back then.
924
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,640
- Let's see the comments.
- This one's a risky picture.
925
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,960
"That's Chahal liking
and subscribing to Bassi."
926
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,040
Bro...
927
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,160
Nice one!
928
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,280
- Another one, please.
- Paaji, please cut this part out.
929
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,880
- Don't show it.
- This won't be edited.
930
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,800
"The things you do for a free IPL pass."
931
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,680
Well, that's...
932
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,600
Another one, please.
933
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,360
"This photo teaches us
to marry before it's too late."
934
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,120
Bro!
935
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:45,800
It's not looking good for you.
936
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:48,640
Oh, man!
937
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:49,840
Another one, please.
938
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,720
- Look at Chahal!
- "Chahal be like, 'That's enough, Bassi.'"
939
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,360
Come on, man!
940
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,400
Next.
941
00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,880
- Done? Thank you.
- Done.
942
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,960
So, friends, I'd like to invite
943
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,720
another personality.
944
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,360
He's behind AP paaji's beautiful songs.
945
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,880
He writes them and also sings in them.
946
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,720
Let's hear it for Shinda paaji.
947
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,800
Welcome, paaji.
948
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,600
- Greetings.
- Shinda paaji, a warm welcome to our show.
949
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:38,400
Paaji, sometimes
you write so romantically,
950
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,120
but when I look at you, you seem like
someone who prays five times a day.
951
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,480
Right? That's the vibe you give.
952
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,720
But where does
all that romance come from?
953
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,040
- I'll tell you something about writers.
- Please.
954
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,680
People say you need sorrow to write.
955
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,560
Well, that's rubbish.
All you need is to know how to lie.
956
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,680
We're in the same profession.
957
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,280
- Yes, actually--
- Why are you clapping?
958
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,040
- You're in the same profession too.
- He's letting all the secrets out.
959
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,880
It's true. When someone writes,
"I'll get you the moon and the stars,"
960
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,240
they might not even be able
to pluck a guava from a tree...
961
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,960
- Absolutely.
- but they write it anyway.
962
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,360
- Absolutely.
- Paaji, how did you become friends?
963
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,040
You're an amazing duo.
964
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,920
We used to live in the same
neighborhood and happened to meet.
965
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,760
So we started jamming on songs on Sundays.
966
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,720
And when he built the studio,
967
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,040
we'd stay up until two in the morning
trying to make songs.
968
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,960
He was learning, and I'd write.
969
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,400
And that's how it began.
970
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,240
- Very impressive! Well done!
- Thank you so much.
971
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,480
Paaji, I've heard that
972
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,720
- creative people, like writers...
- Yeah?
973
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,240
get ideas in strange places.
974
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,960
If you're in the bathroom
975
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,600
and an idea hits, but you don't have
a pen or paper to note it down.
976
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,000
Your priorities are different
when you're in there.
977
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,320
- Did you ever experience that?
- I won't lie.
978
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,040
For our song "By My Side,"
979
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:55,000
the first two lines came
to me in the bathroom.
980
00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:00,480
Behind every successful man,
there's a woman.
981
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,640
Behind the prey, there's a hunter.
982
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:05,200
But behind every singer, there's a writer.
983
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,160
- Yes!
- There's a writer.
984
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,560
Bravo!
985
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,240
It's over, bhaijaan!
986
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,440
Bhaijaan, the song is over.
987
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,720
- Incredible. It was incredible. Mashallah!
- Incredible!
988
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,720
Mashallah!
989
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,680
You danced so well.
Here's your reward.
990
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:19,040
- Here you go. That was great.
- Reward...
991
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,000
Keep it. We'll meet after pack-up.
992
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,880
Thank you very much.
It was amazing.
993
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,880
Mashallah!
994
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,800
Incredible! As-salamu alaykum!
995
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,560
As-salamu alaykum! How are you?
996
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,600
- How are you?
- Bro, how are you?
997
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,240
- Nice to see you.
- How are you? Lovely!
998
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,480
Happy to see you.
999
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,520
- Okay--
- Bhaijaan.
1000
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,040
- Greet him.
- Bhaijaan, let me greet you.
1001
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,720
- Bhaijaan!
- No, I'm good!
1002
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,200
Wait. Just look at this!
1003
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,160
AP Dhillon and Mr. 250 kilo!
1004
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:52,920
Mr. 250 kilo!
1005
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,200
Mr. 250 kilo!
1006
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,280
Man...
1007
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,120
Jokes aside.
I want to say something from my heart.
1008
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,560
Paaji, there are two things
in life that are very difficult.
1009
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:05,720
What are they?
1010
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,960
Singing and making people laugh.
1011
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,560
- True.
- Anyone who does that from the heart
1012
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,200
is a real artist.
1013
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,920
It's true.
1014
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,840
That's why, please give
a big round of applause for Kapil!
1015
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:25,640
- I saw it coming.
- That's rude!
1016
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,600
He sings so well,
and he's number one in comedy.
1017
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:29,880
Sit, Bassi sahab.
1018
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,920
Why are you standing? Sit down.
1019
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,520
How are you all?
Okay, jokes aside,
1020
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,600
I'm saying this from my heart.
Your presence has
1021
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:39,840
lifted this place to new grounds.
1022
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,880
- No, bhaijaan. No.
- What's wrong?
1023
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,640
- They can't take it to new grounds.
- Why?
1024
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:46,960
Because they are stars.
1025
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,280
Not stars, they are superstars.
1026
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,920
Not superstars, they are sweethearts.
1027
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,480
Not sweethearts, they are steel bars.
1028
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,080
They are protein bars.
1029
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,560
And to everyone's surprise,
they're still single, breaking all bars!
1030
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,280
How is that possible?
1031
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:03,720
Oh, hello!
1032
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:06,320
What's all this nonsense?
Who are you two?
1033
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,960
- Bhaijaan, let me introduce ourselves.
- Please.
1034
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,080
- I'm Chhota Shaikh.
- Okay.
1035
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,080
He's my elder brother,
1036
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,720
Bada Shaikh, Krushna Abhishek.
1037
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:18,960
Greetings.
1038
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,320
Bhaijaan, we're twins.
1039
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:23,520
Born on the same day,
1040
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:27,640
at the same time,
from the same father.
1041
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,200
But you don't look like twins.
1042
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:31,880
We have different mothers, bhaijaan.
1043
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,360
My mother is different,
1044
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,360
and his mother is different.
1045
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,360
I'm your huge fan.
1046
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,400
I keep watching your show on YouTube.
1047
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,160
- What comedy!
- What comedy!
1048
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,280
- What timing!
- What timing, bhaijaan!
1049
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:51,720
I even saw your movie.
1050
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,120
I also saw his acting performance.
1051
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,120
Why are you doing the bowling action?
1052
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,680
That was for his overacting. So...
1053
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,840
He went a little overboard.
I saw it.
1054
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,640
- He says he overacted.
- He overacted, bhaijaan?
1055
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,520
You should look in a mirror
once in a while, bhaijaan.
1056
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:18,800
Bassi brother,
1057
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,320
I'm your biggest...
1058
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,040
What's that?
1059
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,840
- A button?
- No, a fan. I'm your fan.
1060
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,720
Then why were you gesturing for a button?
1061
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,120
How can the fan switch on
unless you press the button?
1062
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,560
That's logical.
1063
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,880
He's got logic.
1064
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,080
- I'm your big fan.
- He's very intelligent.
1065
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,960
Brother, I specially brought
1066
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:39,880
this money plant for you.
1067
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,200
It has no water.
1068
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:44,320
He never seemed to care
about adding water, brother.
1069
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,560
He likes it neat.
1070
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,640
- True.
- So I bought him a "neat" money plant.
1071
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,000
AP Dhillon, what a singer!
1072
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,760
You already sing so well, brother.
Along with that,
1073
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,000
the hold you have in Bollywood...
1074
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,800
The hold you have in Bollywood...
1075
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,360
I've seen it too. Great hold!
1076
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,560
In one song, he held Bani Sandhu.
1077
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:13,440
In one of his other songs,
he held Tara Sutaria.
1078
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,040
He's got a really strong hold.
1079
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,440
- I'm not talking about that hold.
- Then?
1080
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,040
I mean the kind of respect
1081
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,480
you command in Bollywood, bhaijaan.
1082
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:23,440
- I was talking about that.
- Okay.
1083
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,120
- Now I get it.
- What are you two here for?
1084
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,440
Actually, it's our camel's wedding
1085
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:29,840
- in Dubai.
- Camel's wedding?
1086
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,400
Yes, we're getting our camel married.
1087
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,600
We're here to talk to both of them.
1088
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,880
My dear, what do you think of them?
1089
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,960
- No, bhaijaan.
- What?
1090
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,560
No, bhaijaan, I don't think
our camel will agree to marry them.
1091
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,760
Bhaijaan, don't do this.
1092
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,440
You'll erase your script.
1093
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:55,800
- What?
- "You'll erase your script."
1094
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,240
"You'll erase your script."
1095
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,160
Bhaijaan, why are you sharpening it?
1096
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,720
So I can slap you with it!
1097
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,040
The camel isn't getting married to them.
We want them to do a show over there.
1098
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:14,280
Two superstars will sing and do comedy,
1099
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,240
and the crowd will scream their lungs out.
1100
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,400
Once oonth! Once oonth! Once oonth!
1101
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,760
- It's "once more."
- But it's the oonth's wedding.
1102
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:21,960
Why would I say "mor"?
1103
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:23,880
It's an oonth's wedding.
1104
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:27,920
Who even gets a camel married?
1105
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,400
We do.
1106
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,720
We've changed
1107
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,120
- all the rules there.
- Like what?
1108
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,920
No one can have a child without marriage.
1109
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,880
Yes. Even animals.
1110
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:40,560
Yes!
1111
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,120
Recently, a hen...
1112
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,440
laid eggs without marriage.
1113
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,800
- Yes. Want to know how I punished her?
- How?
1114
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,840
She ended up as biryani on a plate.
1115
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:55,200
Oh my God!
1116
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,160
May God bless her soul.
1117
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,640
Bhaijaan, that's why
we're getting the camel married.
1118
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,280
Everyone keeps saying,
"A cumin seed in a camel's mouth."
1119
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,440
And I say, why not a groom's wedding veil
to cover its mouth?
1120
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,000
Everyone says, "Now the camel
will come under the mountain."
1121
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,440
And I say, now the camel...
1122
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,160
will climb on top of a horse.
1123
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,240
Hey, keep my father's name
out of your mouth!
1124
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,240
Father's name?
1125
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,760
- My father's name is Tabrak.
- Tabrak!
1126
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,880
Your father's name is Tabrak?
1127
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,480
My father's name is also--
1128
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,760
- Oh, right, we're twins!
- Oh!
1129
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:45,560
Mashallah!
1130
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:48,960
When you come for the show,
you'll get every facility possible.
1131
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,320
- Every facility.
- No problem at all.
1132
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,520
Snap your fingers,
and the crockery appears.
1133
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:53,440
It just appears.
1134
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,560
- Snap again, and the food appears.
- Food appears.
1135
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,480
All for you.
1136
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,200
You can try it here.
1137
00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,160
Snap your fingers.
1138
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,200
Yeah, the crockery is here.
1139
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,200
Again.
1140
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,640
No, this is still crockery.
1141
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,320
Snap for food.
1142
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,080
No, that's crockery again.
1143
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,440
Are they planning to eat crockery?
1144
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,120
- Why do they keep calling for crockery?
- I wonder why.
1145
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,120
- I don't know.
- Does this one work?
1146
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,160
- What's that for?
- What's he clapping for?
1147
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,320
Brother, don't clap.
Snap your fingers.
1148
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:24,160
No, this one's for their security.
They'll be here
1149
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,840
and break your crockery.
1150
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,800
- No, brother. Don't...
- No, it's okay.
1151
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,240
Will you come to the show?
1152
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,320
- I'll set everything up for you.
- Okay.
1153
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,640
Sorry, we didn't get a chance to talk.
1154
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,360
In our conversation,
we lost track of time.
1155
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,600
Nice meeting you.
You showed up later, right?
1156
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:50,240
- Right.
- So, we'll talk later.
1157
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,800
- Okay?
- We'll talk later.
1158
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,360
I'll take your leave.
1159
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,480
Let's go.
1160
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,520
- I'll sit on the camel.
- Hey...
1161
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,240
Brother, I'll join you too.
1162
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,040
With you sitting on it, how will
the camel rise? Don't...
1163
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:08,640
You walk.
1164
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,880
- Oh my God.
- You come walking.
1165
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:13,880
Okay, then I'll hold the camel's rope.
1166
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:15,920
- Yeah, do that.
- Let's go, brother.
1167
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,120
Come on.
1168
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,120
- Come on.
- Come on, brother.
1169
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,400
Come, brother. Come on.
1170
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,280
This way.
1171
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,400
- Not over there.
- But why?
1172
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,960
- Don't take me there.
- Why?
1173
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,200
Archana ji will take the cumin seed
from his mouth
1174
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,160
and use it to temper the dal at home.
1175
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,600
Not there.
1176
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,280
Turn it around.
1177
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,200
- Okay, I'll turn it.
- Not there.
1178
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,200
- Come on, let's go.
- Never go to her.
1179
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,080
- Okay, hurry up now.
- She'll put the camel's wedding video
1180
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,800
on her YouTube channel
and make money off it.
1181
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:50,080
- Come on, let's go.
- Come on.
1182
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:56,240
Oh my God!
1183
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,640
Please come, paaji.
Bassi sahab, join me.
1184
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,560
Shinda paaji.
1185
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,520
Paaji, thank you so much for coming.
1186
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:05,240
It was a lot of fun.
1187
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,120
- Love you, Bassi sahab.
- Love you.
1188
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,560
Thank you, Shinda paaji.
1189
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,760
So, friends, two things
are very important in life.
1190
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,200
Great music and plenty of laughter.
1191
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:17,960
And today, we had both right here.
1192
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,520
Keep singing and laughing like this,
1193
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,520
and keep watching
The Great Indian Kapil Show.
1194
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:22,920
Every Funnyday,
for a fresh dose of fun.
1195
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,440
See you next Saturday.
1196
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,320
Until then, good night.
Take care. Thank you.