1 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:26,680 Thank you! 2 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,560 Good evening and welcome to The Great Indian Kapil Show. 3 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:33,560 -Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! -Thank you, thank you. Please. 4 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,080 Kapil! Kapil! 5 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,400 -Sidhu paaji! -Yes? 6 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,680 We've reached the last episode of the season. 7 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,600 You know, Archana ji, I get quite emotional at times like this. 8 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,440 And then these scary thoughts cross my mind. 9 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,960 "From now on, Archana ji will once again have to struggle to earn a living." 10 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,040 -Sidhu paaji. -Yes? 11 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,720 Bet you didn't realize the season was over, 12 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,520 since your eyes were glued to these four. 13 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,080 Lilly, Billy, Silly, Chilly. 14 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,360 I'm sure we'll share great chemistry as a team. 15 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,240 I'm making another film, Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon 3. 16 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:06,320 Yes. 17 00:01:06,398 --> 00:01:09,720 All four of you will be my heroines. 18 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,640 -Really? -Understand? 19 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,560 It's a romcom, no language divide. Just pure love, far and wide. 20 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,640 Got it? 21 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,840 This is what I love about these foreign girls. 22 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,080 They catch the important things, even if it's in another language. 23 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,240 Girls, please go backstage and take care of the guest who's coming now. 24 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,400 Okay? Guys, keep missing me. 25 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,080 -Okay, bye. -Buh-bye 26 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:39,920 Our guest today will bring something truly special to this finale, 27 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,200 though calling him a guest doesn't quite fit. 28 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,520 I feel he's as much a part of this show 29 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,160 -as we are. -That's true! 30 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,040 I'd like to say one thing about him. 31 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,440 If you search for the word "khiladi" on Google… 32 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,360 the names Dhoni and Virat Kohli won't appear. 33 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,440 Instead, it's his name that will appear. 34 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,440 Please welcome the superstar, Mr. Akshay Kumar! 35 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,040 Don't tire yourself out, sit down! 36 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,280 Who are you, bhaisahab? 37 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:36,040 I always show up on screen before any movie starts. 38 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,800 -Right. -But today, 39 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,680 I've appeared before our show could begin. 40 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,600 Nandu! 41 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,040 What are you doing outside the duty-free area? 42 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,520 My wife is in there. 43 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,520 What's wrong with her? 44 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,600 Oh, the same old women's issue. 45 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,920 What do you mean? 46 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,720 -Shopping. -Oh! 47 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,320 Now she'll walk out with bags, and I'll be the one carrying them. 48 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,840 -I've got to pee before she arrives. -Listen! 49 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,040 Peeing doesn't make you a hero. 50 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,640 Carrying your wife's shopping bags does. 51 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:24,960 Come on, paaji. 52 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,000 Sometimes you tell me not to smoke. 53 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,320 Now you're telling me I can't pee. 54 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,320 I could develop kidney stones! 55 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,880 And thanks to you, I ended up burning my tongue! 56 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,680 Burned your tongue? What are you talking about? 57 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:40,120 Well, you said, "Blowing smoke doesn’t make you a hero," 58 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,640 so I drank my tea without blowing on it first. 59 00:03:42,717 --> 00:03:44,772 I burned both my tongue and my lips. 60 00:03:44,854 --> 00:03:47,120 You need not take every instruction literally! 61 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,040 Get it? 62 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,000 Use a little common sense as well! 63 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,360 Do you understand? Now listen! 64 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,360 Sometimes you should act like a hero, 65 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,615 but other times it's better not to. Got it? 66 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:02,840 -How so? -Imagine there's a cake in front of you. 67 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,760 A birthday cake. 68 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,360 There's a lit candle on the cake. You should blow that out! 69 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,560 -Now that makes you a hero. Okay? -Yes. 70 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,160 Hi, Rupa. Did you take a bath? 71 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,880 But… 72 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,720 But if you're at a candlelight dinner, 73 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,360 don't blow out the candle. Understand? 74 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,600 Paaji, you've confused me. 75 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,360 Should I act like a hero or not? 76 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,440 Well, I have an issue with this entire premise. 77 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,400 -I see. -You see, heroes don't fall, they fail. 78 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,320 Heroines fall. 79 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,280 Bhaisahab! Who are you guys? 80 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,480 The real Akshay Kumar is waiting backstage. 81 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,560 We'll have to keep the performance going until he comes! 82 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,120 We've come all the way here from our homes! 83 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,480 -Come on, Nandu. -You guys are messing around! 84 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,840 Hop on. Let me explain 85 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,920 -everything about being a hero. -Let's go, paaji. 86 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,680 Bullying isn't about bulls, so girls can be bullies too. 87 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,560 Understood? 88 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,760 Friends, it's time to welcome the real superstar onto the stage. 89 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:03,200 A superstar who had no connections in the film industry 90 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,560 and no godfather backing him. 91 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,240 He achieved this remarkable success entirely on his own 92 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,880 and emerged as a quintessential figure in cinema. 93 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,320 Now, he shows up on screen even before the movie starts 94 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,920 and before the censor certificate rolls in, like you just saw. 95 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,280 Let's call him to the stage with a thunderous round of applause. 96 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,400 Please welcome Mr. Akshay Kumar! 97 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,320 Wow! 98 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:03,840 "We hate Kapil." 99 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,000 Check out what the girls think about you. 100 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,611 All of them have good things to say. They are on our show-- 101 00:07:11,686 --> 00:07:14,120 Look right where your gaze usually lands! 102 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,640 -What… -There! 103 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,160 This is all your doing! 104 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,280 Is that so? 105 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,320 Girls, do you really hate me? 106 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,240 No! 107 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,200 Girls, can you turn around, please? 108 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,200 Remember, I'm the one paying you for this gig. 109 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,160 Do you understand Hindi? 110 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,400 -Yes. -You understand Hindi? 111 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,560 -Yes. -Give her a mic. 112 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,560 Here. 113 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:34,480 What's your name? 114 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,960 -Namaste. -Do you really hate me? 115 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,040 -Namaste. -Namaste. 116 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,240 -Bless me. -How are you? 117 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,240 -Oh, wow! -Which country? 118 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,567 -Ukraine. -Ukraine. 119 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,480 All girls are tall. 120 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,040 Yes. 121 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,480 It's as if they just keep getting taller. 122 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:51,840 Do you really hate me? 123 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,120 Earlier, it read, "We love you." 124 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,360 "We love you." 125 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,920 -It read, "We love you." -There is love. 126 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,600 -We love you. -Where did that other "love" sign go? 127 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,440 -Yes. -Sure. That was before. 128 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,680 Now they hate you. 129 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,880 Speak to him in Marathi. 130 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,520 How are you? 131 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,320 So… 132 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,240 are they real foreigners, or did you just paint them up? 133 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,240 Well done! 134 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:17,642 -Well done, ladies! -Well done, girls! 135 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,080 -Thank you so much. -Clap it up! 136 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,000 Thank you. 137 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,400 Thank you. 138 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,320 Thank you. 139 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,240 Thank you. 140 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,320 Paaji, I thought 141 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,520 I always make my stage entry flanked by four girls. 142 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,720 You entered with ten foreign girls, it looked like an extravagant buffet! 143 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,760 Well, you always enter with four continental dishes. 144 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,440 -What are their names? Chilly, Billy… -Lilly… 145 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,360 -Billy, Silly, Chilly. -Chilly, Billy, Silly. 146 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,760 -Did you see the girls by my side? Eena! -Yeah. 147 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,000 -Meena! Deeka! -Meena! Deeka! 148 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,280 -Chika! -Chika! 149 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,760 Pika! Rola! Rika! 150 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,680 Rum! Pum! Po! What do you have to say? 151 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,560 Why so many girls? Are you starring in Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon? 152 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,960 After 15 years of struggle, this man finally gets a break 153 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,320 with just one film offer. 154 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:09,800 And believe me, he just won't stop bragging about that one film! 155 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,280 I'm over that already! 156 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,440 You're usually so punctual. 157 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,240 We're in the third season of the show, and this is the final episode. 158 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,640 What held you up this time? 159 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,360 I didn't get paid. 160 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,760 This is the third season. 161 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,520 -Everyone has been waiting-- -You know what, 162 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,360 I didn't even realize when three seasons flew by. 163 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,160 First of all, he works at a rapid pace. 164 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,200 In only a year and a half, he wrapped up three seasons. 165 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,600 Earlier, he even had two kids in that same span of time. 166 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,360 That was the gap between the two kids. 167 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,560 -What? -There was an interval 168 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,240 -of a year and a half. -Two kids in that timeframe? 169 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,120 He ought to be in the Guinness Book! 170 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,320 Well, it's all because of Ginni's book! 171 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,560 First, he'd do-- 172 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,200 You know, earlier he used to do 80 shows. 173 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,200 Well, it may not be an issue for him, but Archana ji, 174 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,640 earlier with 80 shows, your paycheck was pretty solid. 175 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,240 Don't you think it’s dipped a little? 176 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:05,240 When it comes to remuneration, Netflix has been very generous. 177 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,800 That's good to know. 178 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,320 Good. 179 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,480 But her expenses are barely anything. 180 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,760 Just four family members and seven or eight maids in the house. 181 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,520 Those are maids? 182 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,600 So, Parmeet ji was caught with a maid? 183 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,280 Really? 184 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,560 No. Let me tell you… 185 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,680 Parmeet has never been caught. 186 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,800 -Never been caught? -Never. 187 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,760 Making jokes like these is fine. 188 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,680 That's the format of our show. 189 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,760 I'd like to say something with all sincerity, paaji. 190 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,840 Being Akshay Kumar is no easy feat. 191 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,080 Over a career spanning 35 years, he has acted in more than 150 movies. 192 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,840 We've got this data from Google. 193 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,280 You know, Google's office opens at 7:00 a.m.! 194 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,480 He wakes up at 4:00 a.m. 195 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:55,800 As for the films he shot from 4:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m., 196 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,800 that information is still unavailable. 197 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,520 So… 198 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,080 He plays all kinds of roles. 199 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,320 He acts in romantic and comedy films, 200 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,040 as well as action and motivational movies. 201 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,200 Are you really that talented, or are your needs just too many? 202 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,160 Why don't you tell everyone a bit about yourself too? 203 00:11:16,671 --> 00:11:17,680 -Me… -He has done 204 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,840 three seasons of this show on Netflix. 205 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,480 Before that, he was on Sony. 206 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,437 -He dominated Sony. -Before that, he was on Colors. 207 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,880 -He ruled Colors. -Now he's doing two films. 208 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,720 Simultaneously, he also launched his restaurant. 209 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,680 Yes! 210 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:37,000 His restaurant was shot at recently, clear proof it's raking in cash! 211 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,640 Now you tell me, are you talented or just full of needs? 212 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,560 Answer me! 213 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,360 Come on, tell us. 214 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,240 Well, people love me. 215 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,120 They hold me to high standards, and I do my best to live up to them. 216 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,080 But you still didn't tell me, 217 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,440 are you talented or just full of needs? 218 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,120 I'll say the same thing. People love me 219 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,920 and I make every effort to live up to their expectations. 220 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,560 -Okay. That's nice. -That's how it is. 221 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:12,040 He's outstanding in action films. No one does it better. 222 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:16,640 Is there some kind of class you can sign up for in romance? 223 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,520 I wanted to know from you. Is there actually a course for that, 224 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,800 or does it all come from personal experience? 225 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,440 Listen. 226 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,240 There's a course for romance, 227 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,880 but personal experience comes in handy as well. 228 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:36,480 And the teacher for all this… is the wife. 229 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:37,960 Yes! 230 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,930 Your own wife is your teacher. 231 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,840 Your wife! 232 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:47,000 Looking at another man's wife is a bad habit. 233 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,400 That won't teach you a thing. 234 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,560 -It's only your wife you learn from. -Right. 235 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,680 Alright? Those who agree with me, please nod. 236 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,120 Yes? 237 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,200 Nobody here is as innocent as they look. 238 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,400 Akshay paaji really loves action and stunts. 239 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,320 He manages small stunts even during romantic scenes. 240 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,400 He whirls his female co-stars around with so much energy! 241 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,720 When he sets her down, she wobbles for a solid ten seconds. 242 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,040 It takes her ten seconds to regain her balance. 243 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,560 You are a fit man who comes prepared. 244 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,680 Your female co-star never sees your next move coming. 245 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:32,280 I make sure to get their consent and inform them before I lift them. 246 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,840 I never do it without permission. 247 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,120 You know, you can't just lift anybody up and start doing it. 248 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:38,760 Have you ever tried it? 249 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,640 During Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon, Abbas-Mustan sahab told me 250 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,480 the girl would be dancing, and I only needed to walk. 251 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,000 So, I walked like this. 252 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,800 So, you just walked. 253 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,040 Remember that song he did? 254 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,160 -It was filmed in a graveyard. -Yes. 255 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,520 Do you remember? 256 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,520 You know why a graveyard? Because his dancing is totally dead. 257 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,960 Since his dancing is dead, 258 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,880 they asked him to walk, and the scene was shot in a graveyard. 259 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,080 -His dead dancing-- -He's walking away! 260 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,480 -Kapil! -Hey! 261 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,200 Hey! 262 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:11,080 He's the only comedian who can raise a riot in a graveyard. 263 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,200 Clap it up! 264 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,320 Heard that? 265 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,920 -I mean… -Say it in Hindi, and say it clearly. 266 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,360 -It means… -Kapil! Kapil! 267 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,840 Kapil! Kapil! 268 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,560 Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! 269 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,360 -Listen! -Hold on. 270 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,560 Listen here. 271 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:32,040 It means you're the only comedian who can bring the dead to life. Clap it up! 272 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,440 Well, alright! 273 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,800 -Let's do some action. -Let me just-- 274 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,400 -Right? -Wait a minute. Let him speak. 275 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,120 -Hey, man! -It's his turn to speak. 276 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,600 Let me balance it. I'm done praising you. 277 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,760 -This might've upset the guest-- -No, that's not a problem. 278 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,880 Praise him all you want, I just want the money. 279 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,040 -That's fine. -No, no! 280 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,320 Look at her! 281 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,480 Listen up. 282 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,160 Some call him a superhero 283 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,040 Some call him a blockbuster pro 284 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:11,320 Some hail his comic flair Some cheer his stunts in the air 285 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,280 Wow! 286 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:17,240 If one word could define a hero A word that screams "superstar" 287 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,800 It's none other than Akshay Kumar 288 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,160 Well said! 289 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,800 -Wow! -Akshay! Akshay! 290 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:29,400 Akshay! Akshay! Akshay! 291 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,880 Now listen. 292 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,560 One thing is for sure. 293 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,120 He does romance, action, and dance on screen. 294 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:39,040 He's simply following the script. You have to do it. 295 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,440 You get paid for it. 296 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,520 But you do stunts like setting your pants on fire at live events. 297 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,240 What made you do that? 298 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,720 It's my pants, my choice! I can do anything I like! 299 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,240 Do I question you? 300 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,160 I will treat my body the way I like! 301 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,360 He's even jealous about that. 302 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,600 I'm not jealous. I'm… 303 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,400 I'm just worried about your safety. 304 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,520 -Worried about what? -You set your pants on fire. 305 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,960 What if the flames shoot up and… 306 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:09,840 So what? 307 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,760 I enjoy feeling warm. 308 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,800 It's not just you, buddy! 309 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,640 This is the real Akshay Kumar. 310 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,080 His comedy is so natural 311 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,640 that watching him on the big screen feels like he's one of us. 312 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,960 Paaji is effortlessly natural. Let's give a round of applause for this quality. 313 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:40,320 The lines he improvises often become popular. 314 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,440 Paaji, I'm curious. 315 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,320 I've seen many directors tell actors, 316 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,120 while performing comedy, to express themselves unabashedly. 317 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,880 "Be unabashed, just like Akshay Kumar." 318 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,000 -Right? -Yes. 319 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,040 Were you asked to follow someone as well? 320 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,720 Or maybe you did a special exercise? 321 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,440 Recently, there's been a trend 322 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,280 where actors try to speak in a deep voice. 323 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,840 Speaking of voices, let me share a story. 324 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,720 Paaji, when I was a newcomer-- 325 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,200 Well, even today, my voice is thin and raspy. 326 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,240 I don't have a deep voice like Amitabh Bachchan sahab, 327 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,080 or even Amrish Puri sahab, for that matter. 328 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:16,240 So, I was asked to work on my voice 329 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,360 to make it deeper. 330 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,120 I asked them what I could do. 331 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,120 They recommended a teacher to train me, 332 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,417 charging 20,000 rupees a month. 333 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,925 Back then, 20,000 rupees was quite a lot. 334 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,240 So, I signed up for voice training. 335 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,800 At the break of dawn, I'd go… 336 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,280 I trained my voice extensively. It was all good. 337 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,880 Then they'd hand me an earthen pot, 338 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,840 and I'd put my head inside and start… 339 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,240 Then there was a conch. And I'd-- 340 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,600 I felt really odd, and it left me puzzled. 341 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,000 This went on for six months… 342 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,800 but my voice remained the same. 343 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,965 Nothing changed. 344 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,000 Then I realized that we are fine… 345 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,160 Just the way we are. 346 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,440 We're fine as we are. 347 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,360 That's right. Also… 348 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,920 let me tell you one more thing. 349 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,200 Early in my career, they told me that 350 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,640 my gums showed whenever I laughed. 351 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,960 I still remember going to my mom and telling her 352 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,280 that my gums showed when I laughed. 353 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,840 "Son, you have beautiful gums." 354 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,600 "You have beautiful gums." 355 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:25,760 I swear to God, 356 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:29,680 every time someone says that I have a lovely smile, 357 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,880 -I always recall my mom's words. -Absolutely. 358 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,200 Now… 359 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,480 I just want to tell all of you that… 360 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,040 you're perfectly fine the way you are. 361 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,400 You don't need to become Akshay Kumar 362 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,240 or Amitabh Bachchan sahab. 363 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,720 Just be yourself. All the qualities are within you. 364 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,160 You just haven't discovered them yet. 365 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:52,000 You simply need to discover those qualities and work on growing. 366 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:52,960 -Wow! -That's all. 367 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:03,120 This advice will come in handy, no matter what your profession is. 368 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,120 But sometimes people give weird suggestions. 369 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,200 I'm not talking about you. People look up to you now. 370 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,640 But when you were a newcomer, 371 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,960 were you told to follow the styles of other actors? 372 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,840 Right? People say these things. 373 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,680 I was working on this one movie, 374 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,880 and the director-- 375 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:21,440 I did three takes back-to-back, but he still wasn't happy. 376 00:19:21,962 --> 00:19:23,960 -I see. -So he said… 377 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:25,880 "Akshay… 378 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,880 I want thirty percent Shatrughan Sinha sahab, 379 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,520 twenty percent Bachchan sahab 380 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,320 and thirty-five percent Dharmendra." 381 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,000 -Oh my God! -That's what I was told. 382 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,200 I can never forget it. 383 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,000 -I thought, "What kind of acting is this?" -That's a strange explanation. 384 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,000 How will I get this combination? 385 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,800 So I thought-- Well, I was itching to say, 386 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,160 "Sir, I wish your direction could be 20 percent like Mani Ratnam sahab." 387 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,480 I was itching to name all the famous directors 388 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,360 and ask him to be like them. 389 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,120 You know, there comes a time in life 390 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,640 when we feel financially secure. 391 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,720 When did you first feel, "I'm Akshay Kumar"? 392 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,800 Archana ji has been in the industry for 40 years. 393 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,160 It was nine years ago that 394 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,800 she first felt safe, when she became part of our show. 395 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,880 So, when did you first feel financially secure? 396 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,680 I read this piece of news, and it was a long time ago. 397 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,760 According to it, Jitendra sahab… 398 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,760 had a fixed deposit worth 100 crores. 399 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,032 Oh, wow! 400 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,800 I still remember, I ran to my father and I asked him-- 401 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:32,920 I was already an actor then. 402 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,960 "Dad, if he has a 100-crore fixed deposit, what’s the interest he makes?" 403 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,000 Back then, interest rates were around 13 percent. 404 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,200 So at 13 percent, 405 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,600 that's one crore thirty lakh rupees per month. 406 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,000 I thought, "That’s it!" 407 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,760 The day I achieve this, 408 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,520 I'd feel secure with a fixed deposit of a hundred crores. 409 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,440 But humans can be really greedy. 410 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,520 From a hundred, I began dreaming of having a thousand crore in fixed deposit. 411 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,720 Then 2000 crores. It never seems to stop. 412 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,320 -How much is your largest fixed deposit? -I won't tell you! 413 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,880 I'm not telling you anything. 414 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,440 Taking forward what Akshay paaji just said, 415 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,680 human desires have no end. 416 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,440 No matter the wealth or fame you earn, 417 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,880 and considering your middle-class roots, paaji, 418 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,480 there are some habits that are hard to break. 419 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,080 Which of these habits haven't you changed yet? 420 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,480 At home, I have this habit. 421 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:34,440 If Aarav or my daughter leaves the lights on… 422 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,680 -You switch them off. Yeah. -I turn them off. 423 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,360 -I wonder why I do it! -Yeah. 424 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,240 At most, I'd be paying around 2,000 rupees extra on my electricity bill. 425 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,200 But I just can't shake off this habit. 426 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,920 -But that's a wonderful habit! -That's a good habit. 427 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,080 Old habits die hard. 428 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,560 You tend to have habits like switching off fans and lights 429 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,880 when you're the one paying the bill. 430 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,960 -I scolded my coach this morning. -Why? 431 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,040 I told him to switch on the AC five minutes before I arrived, 432 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:00,840 but he turned it on 25 minutes earlier. 433 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,640 Why do you have to switch it on so early? 434 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,360 It's just a habit of mine, not that I'm stingy. 435 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,320 It is just that thing in your head… 436 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,760 "Why are so many lights on? Why's the AC cranked down so low?" 437 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,800 If I'm at someone else's place and see a light left on, I switch it off. 438 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,120 -You must take their light bulbs too. -You should get help for that. 439 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,480 You should get it treated. 440 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,480 You can't turn off the lights at someone else's place. 441 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,880 Today, we're celebrating Akshay paaji special. 442 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,080 -Thirty-five years in the industry, right? -Thirty-five years. 443 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,600 He still looks 34 though! Incredible! 444 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,280 Thirty-five years in the industry. 445 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,400 An ordinary person 446 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,600 works 30 days a month and gets paid on the 31st. 447 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,240 He invites his friends for a drink or two, or whatever else he feels like doing. 448 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,360 He enjoys his salary for a day. 449 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,240 He spends the next day in recovery. 450 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,000 The next day, he skips work, 451 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,840 still buzzing with excitement over his paycheck. 452 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,760 But this guy here is different. 453 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,960 He's been working for 35 years. 454 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,520 He doesn't even call his friends over for a drink. 455 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,800 He doesn't have that habit. 456 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,200 -My school friend is sitting there. -Yes, I'm sure he just eats poha. 457 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,280 He is not… 458 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,440 You entertain the whole world, 459 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,520 but how do you entertain yourself? Do you even take a break? 460 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,200 -If yes, what do you do on your break? -Of course, I take breaks. 461 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,920 -I take 125 days off each year. -I see. 462 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,600 -Fifty-two Sundays. -Sunday. 463 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,520 Forty days of summer vacation. 464 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,880 -Ten to twelve days of Christmas. -Diwali. Christmas. 465 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,320 -Diwali is just for three days. -I see. 466 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,280 Then I take a week's holiday every three months. 467 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,160 You know… 468 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,560 I've made a timetable. 469 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,400 We all get the same 24 hours in a day 470 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,320 and 365 days in a year. 471 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,800 I'm telling you, the most important thing 472 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,800 -is called time management. -Management. 473 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,840 Time management… 474 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,920 I'm not here to lecture you. 475 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,680 I just want to say that 476 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,480 we possess something amazing, 477 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,640 and I'll leave you to reflect on this word. 478 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,600 It is called simplicity. 479 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,440 Make your life completely simple. 480 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,080 Wonderful! 481 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,800 Don't make it complicated. 482 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,800 Don't take stress. 483 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,880 Stress is an ailment that's extremely harmful. 484 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,920 I know 485 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,680 some people face financial problems, 486 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,480 while some struggle in their relationships. 487 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,920 I understand. 488 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,440 Let me tell you, I used to live in a really small house 489 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,840 shared with 24 other people. 490 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,480 He comes from a similar background. 491 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,160 But the thing is-- 492 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,000 The quick takeaway is to keep your life simple. 493 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,960 You know why God has sent you? 494 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,160 So that you can enjoy life, because heaven is right here. 495 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,320 Earth itself is heaven. 496 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,200 Speaking of simplicity, I have to say I really admire his style. 497 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,480 He wears breezy, casual clothes and doesn't carry the airs of a star. 498 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,760 -You're-- -Casual? 499 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,880 They told me the show had already started. 500 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,600 So, I walked in wearing the same clothes I had arrived in. 501 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,800 -What-- -There's another outfit back there. 502 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,320 -Your main outfit? -That's right. 503 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:10,840 Should I go and change? 504 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,000 -Please, paaji. -Just a minute. 505 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,920 -I'll just take a toilet break also. -Yeah, yeah. 506 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,480 I think it's just an excuse. 507 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,360 -Why? -"I'll go and quickly change." 508 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,027 He does everything quickly. 509 00:25:26,135 --> 00:25:28,240 I have a feeling he's shooting a commercial back there. 510 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,320 -He's very quick. -That's possible. 511 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,400 -Yes. -He's here. 512 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,160 -What did you say? -Nothing. 513 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,560 I said, it's all amazing. 514 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,880 He said you went backstage to shoot a commercial. 515 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,840 Well, I did that once. 516 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,240 See! 517 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,760 I was shooting for Mujhse Shaadi Karogi in Filmcity. 518 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,800 Right here, on the helipad. 519 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,840 I was offered a show while shooting this movie. 520 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,880 I was offered twenty lakh rupees for that gig. 521 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,160 It was actually a wedding event. 522 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,680 I was invited there. 523 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,960 Farah Khan was my choreographer. 524 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,440 I didn't tell her about the gig. 525 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,280 Had I told her about it, she wouldn't have allowed it. 526 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,747 Right then, Salman walked in. 527 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,456 I asked Farah to film a few takes with Salman. 528 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,360 "I'm not feeling very well, so just…" 529 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,520 She said, "Okay, go rest in the van." 530 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,600 I had a security guard waiting at the back. 531 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,520 The motorcycle was ready. I hopped on. 532 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,040 We rode to a place near the airport. 533 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,760 I performed at the show. 534 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,800 I grabbed my paycheck and hurried away from there. 535 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,920 So… I've done this before. 536 00:26:42,459 --> 00:26:44,440 -Wow. -But it's fun. 537 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,552 I enjoy doing such things, and I love working. 538 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,680 -It is-- Yeah. -You're blessed, paaji. 539 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,320 We've got a few pictures of you. 540 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,600 -Oh, that one! -Those with funny comments. 541 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,760 That's right. 542 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,080 Let's check out Akshay paaji's photos. 543 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:03,200 KOMMENTER'S KRAVING 544 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,240 "On today's agenda. Sniff, walk, repeat." 545 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,560 Paaji, where was this picture taken? 546 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,800 -London. -London. 547 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,600 It's a nice picture. Let's check out the comments. 548 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,400 -That's a cute picture. -You know… 549 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,960 that's my dog, his name is Jeevs. 550 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,480 -Jeevs? Oh! -Jeevs. 551 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,040 He's a British dog. 552 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,440 -He must have a British passport. -So he-- Right. 553 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,600 So he-- Now he stays in Mumbai. 554 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,440 We brought him home. Now that he's been living here, 555 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,200 everyone in my family-- 556 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,480 The thing is, I have a lot of Maharashtrians working for me, 557 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,480 and they've started calling him "Jeevdya." 558 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,600 Jeevdya! 559 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,000 They are… 560 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,240 Hey, Jeevdya! 561 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,960 -Hey, Jeevdya! -They are like, "Jeevdya, come here." 562 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,640 Let's read the comments. 563 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,000 "Funny how the richer someone gets, the tinier their dog becomes." 564 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,400 Someone has replied, 565 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,040 "The dog was much bigger, but he made it run so much that it shrank to this size." 566 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,160 Show us more. 567 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,800 "Celebrity dog or not, they all stop at lamp posts." 568 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:10,680 Next. 569 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,680 "Smile, because Bade and Chote have arrived in Lucknow." 570 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,640 Nice picture. Let's read the comments. 571 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,000 "They're sitting outside the plane before the film's release. 572 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,280 Once it's out, the producer will be left behind while they jet off in style." 573 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,840 They're so… 574 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,280 Next. 575 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,326 "They're checking which plane the pretty air hostesses are on 576 00:28:32,401 --> 00:28:33,560 so they can board the same flight." 577 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,760 That must be your desire. 578 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,400 Next. 579 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,840 That's it? 580 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,440 I knew he'd show my pictures. 581 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,680 So I've got his pictures too. 582 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,920 Oh, lovely! 583 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,760 Come on. Let's check out his pictures. 584 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,080 Let's do this! 585 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,720 I have an idea. Let's call the entire star cast here. 586 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,240 -Call them. -Come on, guys! 587 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,680 Sunil paaji, Krushna bhai, Kiks. 588 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,800 He did my impression at the start. 589 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,160 I heard him. 590 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,760 -That was impressive. Really good. -Paaji. 591 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,640 Show Kapil's picture first. 592 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,760 "Three hours to go before the bar opens. 593 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:28,280 That's why he's sitting in the park, killing time." 594 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,760 -Very nice. -Next. 595 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,600 "As soon as the owner is away, he'll make off with one of the ducks." 596 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,320 Why would I do that? 597 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,360 I don't like this segment. 598 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,120 -Right. -Next. 599 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:45,880 Hey… 600 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,920 "I love to attend weddings!" 601 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,440 Whose wedding was it? 602 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,520 My aunt's son's son. 603 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,040 Your aunt's son's son? 604 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,720 Show us the comments. 605 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,800 "The wedding procession entered the venue. 606 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,720 He's standing outside to collect his payment." 607 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,160 Next. 608 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,640 "He was checking out some bhuaji, not realizing fufaji was glaring at him." 609 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,040 Next. 610 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,120 What's this? 611 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,520 "Krushna bhai, 612 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,920 you can neither handle your mama nor your pajama." 613 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,920 This was the best comment among all of them. 614 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,160 Next! 615 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,320 "Kids helping their dad put on a diaper." 616 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,240 Okay. Next. 617 00:30:49,462 --> 00:30:51,800 "When you are supposed to be saving the city…" 618 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,640 -Come here. -"But you find a comfy bench 619 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,400 and decide to take a break." 620 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,320 -Kiku bhai, where was this clicked? -You should've chosen a nicer picture. 621 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,520 -Let's read the comments. -Next. 622 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,840 "Performed at a birthday party, now waiting for the cake." 623 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,880 Spider-Man. 624 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,480 Read this one. 625 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,000 "Spider-Man got gassy after downing chole bhature." 626 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,840 This one is from Kapil. 627 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,080 -It's definitely his comment! -No way… 628 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,480 This is my first time seeing this photo. Show us more. 629 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,000 "Bhalu." 630 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,200 -That's it? -"He's Spider-Man, not a bhalu." 631 00:31:28,725 --> 00:31:32,400 "I wrote it in Bengali. 'Bhalu' means nice." 632 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,000 -Next. -Bhalo, bhalo, bhalo. 633 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,640 We have one of Sidhu paaji as well. 634 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,920 "Met Ashish Nehra and Capt. Sarab en route to Goa." 635 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,320 Show us the comments below. 636 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,600 "Neither of them had confirmed tickets, so they're traveling standing." 637 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,040 Good one. 638 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,140 Next. 639 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,920 "Sidhu ji is telling the air hostess 640 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,520 that the couplet Nehra recited was originally his." 641 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,000 Show us more. 642 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,800 "'Sofasana.' Celebrating Yoga every day." 643 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,760 -Archana ji, you already do yoga. -"Yoga every day." 644 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:09,680 Why not upload that? 645 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,120 She wrote, "Happy International Yoga Day. 646 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,720 But seriously, yoga asanas are a must, 647 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,880 so please don't take 'sofasana' seriously." 648 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,840 Let's read the comments. 649 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,680 "The woman's relaxing after giving her husband a good thrashing." 650 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,480 Spot-on! 651 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,800 Show us more. 652 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,080 "This woman takes over the sofa 653 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,280 -the moment she sees it." -"The moment she sees it." 654 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,840 Once again, they got it exactly right! 655 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,200 Show us more. 656 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,360 "Every time my wife gets off the sofa, 657 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,160 the cushion spends three minutes regaining shape." 658 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,360 I think that's Parmeet's comment! 659 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,840 Yes. It could be Parmeet sir's comment. 660 00:32:53,456 --> 00:32:54,400 Next. 661 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,720 That's it? Thank you. 662 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,880 Look, Akshay paaji. 663 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:03,840 Yes, paaji. 664 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,400 Look, laughter and fun are wonderful things. 665 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:10,400 They didn't just teach us how to live, they taught us how to enjoy life. 666 00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:13,792 Their humor uplifted the spirit of the entire country. 667 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,280 They united people who once sat apart, 668 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,680 bringing them together like a family. 669 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,480 I'll tell you what, paaji. 670 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,040 We actors who can make people laugh, 671 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,440 stand-up comedians, artists like them, 672 00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:34,760 they don't get their due. 673 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,280 -Yeah, yeah. -I tell you… 674 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,400 You know, at award nights, 675 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:44,040 actors in comedy roles never seem to win Best Actor. 676 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,560 They always present it 677 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,000 to someone from a romantic film 678 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,240 -or a drama. But-- -Akshay paaji, making someone laugh 679 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,160 is the most difficult job. 680 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,360 Believe me, sir, nothing is tougher than making people laugh. 681 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,200 -Absolutely! -I tell you what. 682 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,560 The kind of performances these guys pull off-- 683 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,240 I watch all their shows, and I love them. 684 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,280 And this is… 685 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,120 I just hope that, in my industry, 686 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,480 award nights begin to respect people who do comedy. 687 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,280 They are also great actors. 688 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:19,200 -A huge round of applause for the gang! -Thank you, thank you. 689 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,760 -Thank you, thank you. -Thank you, paaji. 690 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,560 -Thank you, Kiku bhai. Thank you, Krushna. -Thank you, thank you. 691 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,720 Paaji, Mahesh Bhatt sahab 692 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,560 is an amazing director. 693 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,920 He is a senior in our industry. 694 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,640 I want to show you what he said about Akshay paaji 695 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,400 If Hollywood has Tom Cruise, 696 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,960 who performs his own life-threatening stunts, 697 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,880 then we have Akshay Kumar. 698 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,960 I personally saw him 699 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,200 perform a stunt so daring 700 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,560 it would leave you breathless just hearing about it. 701 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:02,960 Truth be told, I shut my eyes and dashed to the corner instead of watching. 702 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,320 It was a strange stunt. 703 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,880 The fight master came to me and said… 704 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,520 "If the hero jumps from this building to the next, 705 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,680 it will make the scene come alive." 706 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,320 I said, "While it would bring the scene to life, we're also risking a life." 707 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,960 But Akshay said, "No worries. I will do it." 708 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,520 I told him, "Look, Akshay, you are my responsibility. 709 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,480 What if something goes wrong?" 710 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,720 He said, "Nothing will go wrong." 711 00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:36,640 So, I shut my eyes, turned, and moved to the back. 712 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:41,400 Then, after that deafening silence, 713 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,120 something electrifying happened… 714 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,240 followed by applause. 715 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,320 When I heard the applause, I sighed in relief 716 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,800 and turned to see that he had landed safely. 717 00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,000 And his expression was as if nothing had happened. 718 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:06,240 Perhaps that was the foundation that brought him this far. 719 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,560 Let's show you that scene as well. Please play it. 720 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,640 Incredible, paaji. Very good. 721 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,120 And it's not just Mahesh Bhatt sahab. 722 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,920 Many veterans in the industry feel the same way. 723 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,640 Play Abbas-Mustan sahab's clip. 724 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,040 -Abbas-Mustan sahab. -Hello, Akshay. 725 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,480 Hello, Kapil. 726 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,360 -Hello, sir. -Akshay, if we talk about action, 727 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,000 well… 728 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,800 there is one incident we can never forget. 729 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,920 He was shooting in front of our house, 730 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,480 and we received a call from the action director, Akbar Bakshi ji. 731 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,240 He said, "What are you guys doing tonight? Are you free? 732 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,680 Akshay is going to perform a stunt tonight. 733 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,840 Please come. It is something you just cannot miss. 734 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,600 It's something you've never seen or heard before." 735 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,600 Let me tell you what the stunt was. 736 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,240 Akshay had to ride a bike at full speed 737 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,440 and make the jump from one building to the next. 738 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,160 We were tense, the director was tense, 739 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,240 the producer was tense, 740 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,760 and even the team whose half-shot movie Akshay was working on was on edge. 741 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,160 Obviously. 742 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:50,480 Everyone was on edge. The only person who wasn't worried was Akshay Kumar. 743 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,440 Akshay started the bike and leapt into the air, 744 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,440 and everyone began whistling and clapping. 745 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,160 We ran over and saw that 746 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:02,640 both the landing and the shot were perfect. 747 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,600 We were really impressed! 748 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,680 -Love you. -Love you, Akshay. 749 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,760 Thank you, Abbas bhai. Thank you, Mustan bhai. 750 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,360 So, it's clear that you're not scared. 751 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,240 But the people who gave you a signing amount, 752 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,960 like Mustan bhai mentioned, must be scared. 753 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,080 Don't they try to stop you? 754 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,560 Well… 755 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,040 I consider myself primarily a stuntman, and then an actor. 756 00:38:27,276 --> 00:38:30,760 I give credit to all the fight masters 757 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,520 -who look after their actors and stuntmen. -They do. 758 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,320 So… 759 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,080 to answer your question, 760 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,640 -I'd say it's the feeling… -The high. 761 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,840 -that incredible high… -The high. 762 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,920 -It feels amazing. -Like a challenge. 763 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,760 -A challenge. -The desire to give it a shot. 764 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,560 Today, I'm inviting some special guests you already know, 765 00:38:54,169 --> 00:38:56,240 but others might be seeing for the first time. 766 00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,280 They have done many dangerous stunts with you. 767 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,360 -Wow. -Amid your loud applause, 768 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,640 I would like to welcome Mr. Mehmood Bakshi… 769 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,360 -Wow! -Mr. Aejaz Gulab, Mr. Parvez Shaikh, 770 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,040 Mr. Robert J. Fonseca 771 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,160 Mr. Usman Khan, Mr. Yusuf Sheikh, 772 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,240 Abdul Qadir, Umar Sheikh, 773 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,840 Gulzar Khan, Mr. Vishal Tyagi, 774 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,400 Mr. Lucky Sandhu, 775 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,760 Mr. Adarsh Mishra, and Mr. Mehboob Rehman. 776 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:27,680 Come on. 777 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,960 Some of you can stand at the back, some can come forward. 778 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,880 -These are our fellow artists… -Sit, sit. 779 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,280 who have been working with Akshay paaji for many years. 780 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:42,400 They have performed extremely dangerous stunts with him. 781 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,880 Let me show you another scene of Akshay paaji. 782 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,400 Another stunt. Please sit down, paaji. 783 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,640 Sit down, Bunty. 784 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,920 Oh my God. 785 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,200 Wow! 786 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Wow! 787 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,800 All of you have been part of numerous films. 788 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,640 Even I have worked with Lucky paaji. 789 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:19,640 Yes, recently. 790 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:23,600 We've all seen him perform many of his own stunts on set. 791 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,760 Has it ever happened that you were ready to do a stunt, 792 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,600 and he came and took it from you? 793 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,080 Did something like that ever happen? 794 00:41:32,679 --> 00:41:33,840 There have been many such incidents. 795 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,200 Come to the front. Why are you hiding at the back? Do you owe someone money? 796 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:38,920 Firstly, I want to say this. 797 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,040 The world has Superman, Batman, and the rest, 798 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,400 but in India, we have Akshay Kumar. 799 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,960 -How sweet! -Superhero! 800 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,042 We were shooting the movie Keemat in Film City. 801 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:59,400 Akshay bhai realized it was Eid, and that many of the fighters were Muslim. 802 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,920 There was a motorcycle stunt that involved jumping from the third floor 803 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:02,880 to the ground. 804 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,320 A stunt double named Munna bhai was supposed to do it. 805 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,040 When Akshay bhai found out Munna was going to do the stunt and get paid, 806 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,280 he asked Akbar Bakshi ji, the stunt master, 807 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,280 "How much would I get paid if I did the stunt myself?" 808 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,400 He said, "You are the hero. Your worth is beyond measure. 809 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,960 The producer will take care of everything." 810 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,600 -And in just one take, -Wow. 811 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,720 he did the motorcycle stunt, landed safely, 812 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,400 and called the producer… 813 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,000 to pay up. 814 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,640 So, he-- Back then, all payments were in cash. 815 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,120 So he-- Yes, all in cash! 816 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,880 So, he took the cash and said-- 817 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,200 First, he called Munna bhai 818 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,920 and asked, "Munna bhai, how much were you getting?" 819 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,640 He said, "Five thousand rupees." 820 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:41,040 "Here's eight thousand. That's your payment." 821 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,200 And he gave Eidi to all the other boys as well. 822 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,760 Everyone was so happy. 823 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,960 He paid everyone else too. 824 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,320 Kapil asked me 825 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,840 why I do stunts. 826 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,600 I'll tell you why. 827 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,920 I do it because of them. 828 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,080 I knew that Bunty, 829 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,040 his brother Parvez, 830 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,080 Usman, Yusuf bhai… 831 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,160 -Riyaz. -Riyaz, and everyone are there 832 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,040 to take care of me. 833 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,720 They wouldn't let me get even a tiny scratch. 834 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,920 Yes! 835 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,640 Not even a tiny scratch. 836 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,880 Look at Mehboob bhai here. 837 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,800 He… 838 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,960 -From fire stunts to pyrotechnics… -Fire… 839 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,680 and gun sequences, he took care of everything. 840 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:25,880 All of it. 841 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,040 This man has performed so many bomb blasts-- 842 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,600 By bomb blasts, I mean-- Not that. 843 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,000 Stunt sequences. No one has done more than he has. 844 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,400 His name belongs in the Guinness World Records. 845 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,440 Wow! 846 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,640 Later, he became unwell. 847 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,880 I'm shocked to see him here today. It's been so long since we last met. 848 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,240 Mehboob bhai, thank you so much. 849 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,240 You still look the same. 850 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,560 You haven't changed much, except for that little paunch. 851 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,000 It feels like you sleep in a fridge at night. 852 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,920 To me, they are the real heroes. 853 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,040 Wow! 854 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,360 I am the general secretary 855 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,960 of the association for all Bollywood stunt fighters. 856 00:44:12,547 --> 00:44:16,040 I worked hard to get our fighters insurance 857 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,520 to secure their lives, 858 00:44:19,101 --> 00:44:20,240 but it wasn't achievable. 859 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,880 Paaji, I went to many insurance companies, 860 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:28,520 met their MDs and GMs, everyone, but all of them said that 861 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,280 stuntmen put their lives at risk on purpose, 862 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,602 -so they couldn't provide us insurance. -Oh! 863 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,600 And the premium was something we couldn't afford, because… 864 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:41,920 even in 2015, if one person's premium went up to 30,000, 865 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,120 we just couldn't manage it. 866 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,880 Then, thanks to Akshay bhai, 867 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:50,760 he spoke to New India Assurance, and made sure-- 868 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,640 Today, we have 650 members. 869 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:56,000 He made sure all of them could get insurance. 870 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:56,920 -Wow. -And… 871 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,880 from 2016 until today, 872 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,520 he has been paying the premiums. 873 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,080 Oh my God! 874 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,760 Sorry, Akshay bhai, for revealing this, 875 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,640 but since I handle all of it, 876 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:16,360 I'm aware that the premium this year is roughly 1.25 crore, 877 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,000 and he covered it. 878 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,120 So, Akshay bhai, once again, thank you so much. 879 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,680 We're all safe because of you. 880 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,160 Well… 881 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,080 that's a matter for later. 882 00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:33,680 But the real heroes of my film industry are these people. 883 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,600 They are the real heroes. 884 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,880 If they don't do their work, 885 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,840 the actors won't look good. 886 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,600 I want to thank them. 887 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,680 The insurance matter is nothing major. 888 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,960 It's no big deal. 889 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,880 My whole career is thanks to these people. 890 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,800 They made it possible for me to perform my stunts. 891 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,280 It has been great. 892 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,680 It was a lot of fun. 893 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,920 In movies, you've already seen how a stuntman takes a fall. 894 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,680 I want to give you a real demo. 895 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,600 Okay. 896 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:10,520 Hit me. 897 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,960 I want you guys to take a guess at his age. 898 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,160 -Seventy-nine! -He is 73 years old! 899 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,480 Oh my God! 900 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,440 He's 73 years old. 901 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,720 -I've worked with him. -He's just two years younger than God. 902 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,800 -Thank you, Yusuf bhai. -Thank you, sir. 903 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,080 -Thank you. -Thank you for remembering us. 904 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,191 -Kudos! -It's like receiving a medal for us. 905 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:47,440 Usman sahab, I have seen a lot in life, 906 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,440 but today, I have to say this. 907 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,840 "If anything is a miracle, it deserves my salute." 908 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,600 What you did today, the flip in your seventies and the way you landed, 909 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,680 I have never seen anything like it in my life. 910 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,160 Never! 911 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,960 Let's give a huge round of applause to our daredevils! 912 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,200 Thank you very much, sir. 913 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,120 Greetings, friends! 914 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,200 Yes, friends! So happy to be here! 915 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,440 Jamnapar's sixth-best orchestra, Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra. 916 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,000 I'm the proprietor, Diamond Raja. 917 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,640 -Diamond… -Raja! 918 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:50,920 Diamond… 919 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,520 -Diamond… -Raja! 920 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,920 -Diamond… -Raja! 921 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,840 Yes, friends! For tonight's star, 922 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,680 -I want to say a few words. -Go ahead. 923 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,520 Who, in front of his wife 924 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,920 Tells the neighbor 925 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,480 "Wow, what a sari you wear!" 926 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,440 Who, in front of his wife 927 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,600 Tells the neighbor "What a sari you wear!" 928 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,480 He's the ultimate hero, beyond compare! 929 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,960 Come here. 930 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,800 Don't worry. 931 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,680 Want a picture with sir? 932 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:22,600 Want a picture? 933 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,800 Consider it done, but behave yourself, okay? 934 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,480 Don't ask him to get up. 935 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,520 Watch me. Sit next to him, but don't do this. 936 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,320 Got it? Big stars can get angry. 937 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,400 So, don't get too casual with him. 938 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,400 Also, never act like you're giving instructions to the guest. 939 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,800 Never do that. Okay? 940 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,560 Is that clear? 941 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:46,960 Let me see. 942 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,560 You cut off my head, man. 943 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,000 Anyway, we'll get your picture later. 944 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,480 -"Cut off my head." -Sir… 945 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,040 this is Diamond Raja, 946 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,240 proprietor of Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra. 947 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,000 -Good. -I'm not an ordinary man. 948 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,040 I rub shoulders with big shots. 949 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,560 -Is that so? -At one party, 950 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,200 I was sitting when the organizer walked over and told me, "Get up. 951 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,720 Suniel Shetty is coming. He will sit here." 952 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,680 So, I got up. 953 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,040 -Isn't that insulting? -How's that insulting? 954 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,320 I got up, he sat down. That means we rubbed shoulders, right? 955 00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,760 If I had stayed seated and he had sat too, our shoulders wouldn't have touched. 956 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,040 That wouldn't be rubbing shoulders. 957 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,000 Are you out of your mind? 958 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:30,480 How is that an insult? 959 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,080 If I start taking small things as insults, 960 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,000 my whole orchestra business is finished, Sidhu sahab. 961 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,840 Absolutely correct. 962 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,040 Today, I won't call you "Akshay sir." 963 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,560 Don't mind. 964 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,560 What will you call him? 965 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,880 I'll call you "Bhatia bhaiya." 966 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,360 Why are you being so casual? 967 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,200 Because my surname is Bhatia too. 968 00:49:50,782 --> 00:49:51,805 -Really? -Yes. 969 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,513 So your full name is Diamond Raja Bhatia? 970 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,040 No, no! 971 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,400 My sir's name is Bhatia. 972 00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,080 I had a math professor. Sir's name is Bhatia. 973 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,880 -What's your surname? -Mom's family is Gupta… 974 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,840 -Okay. -and my dad is chubta. 975 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,040 What do you mean your dad is chubta? 976 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,960 My dad is a thorn in my mom's family. 977 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,840 -Why? -Because he eloped with my mom. 978 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,280 That's why he's a thorn. 979 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,200 Anyway, why are you here? 980 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,360 That's a rare question. 981 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,600 No one ever asks why I'm here. 982 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,680 Because everyone knows I'm a man with a purpose. 983 00:50:35,332 --> 00:50:37,600 Unlike this guy here, inviting people and saying, 984 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,840 "Every Funnyday, our family will grow the happy way." 985 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,680 How does a family grow in front of cameras? 986 00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,400 But you're funny. 987 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,200 You're funny, I must say. 988 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,720 The moment I look at your face, I start laughing. 989 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,040 And when I look at you, I feel like vomiting. 990 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,640 Actually, I've come here today with a deal for you. 991 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:03,920 Which deal? 992 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,040 You won't believe it. 993 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,600 What? 994 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,840 You have been selected for our international tour. 995 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,720 -What are you saying? -You don't believe it, do you? 996 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,520 -Thank you. -You don't believe it, right? 997 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,603 Hear it again. You have been selected for our international tour! 998 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,160 Thank you! Thank you! 999 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,160 -Where are we going? -Today you're not Akki, you're lucky! 1000 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,880 This isn't some random, run-of-the-mill tour. 1001 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,280 -No. -It's an international tour to Kathmandu. 1002 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,600 Kathmandu! 1003 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,280 We're going to Kathmandu by road. 1004 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,600 We'll be taking the Gorakhpur route, with three stops. 1005 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,760 Two for food and one for a bathroom break. 1006 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,280 -Want more bathroom breaks? -No, that's fine. 1007 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,440 We can stop twice if you want. 1008 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,680 Three stops-- The driver is one of us. He's sitting right there. 1009 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,120 -He'll make a stop anytime you ask. -This drummer is also a driver? 1010 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,040 No, he's actually the driver, just sitting there with the drums. 1011 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:08,720 From there, the next show will be in Womanhattan. 1012 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,240 -Where is Womanhattan? -It's walking distance from Manhattan. 1013 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,080 Is this your first trip abroad? 1014 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,720 -Do you think it's my first time? -Yes. 1015 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:18,920 Yes, it is. 1016 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,960 Is a man not allowed a first time? 1017 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,400 How can he go a second time if it's still his first trip? 1018 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,320 What the hell, man! 1019 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,240 -What are you saying? -I was only asking if you've gone before. 1020 00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,400 No, I haven't. This will be my first time. 1021 00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:34,880 Have you? 1022 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:35,800 Yes, I have. 1023 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,080 Do you have a passport? 1024 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,520 -No, they just stamped… -Alright, son! 1025 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,960 -my visa on my hand. -So you've forgotten 1026 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,320 what happened on the plane? 1027 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,200 Yeah… 1028 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,160 Sidhu sahab… 1029 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,240 Sidhu ji is always unearthing old skeletons. 1030 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,200 He loves to dig up the past. 1031 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,520 But I have a condition, sir… 1032 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:57,640 -Sorry… -Bhatia sahab. 1033 00:52:57,720 --> 00:53:00,560 Bhatia bhaiya, just one condition. 1034 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,520 If the event goes well… 1035 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,040 Well, it rarely happens. 1036 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,760 But if it goes well, you will join me for a drink 1037 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,520 -What nonsense! -You can't say no. 1038 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:10,680 He doesn't drink. 1039 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,000 Then what's the point of earning so much? 1040 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,062 Why bother earning if all you live on is oats and bananas? 1041 00:53:17,172 --> 00:53:18,640 Oats and bananas! 1042 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,480 Don't worry. It's a multi-starrer show. 1043 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,240 You don't have to shoulder it all alone. It's a multi-starrer show. 1044 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,720 Hang on, my phone's buzzing. 1045 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,040 Are you here? Don't go through security. 1046 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,160 Come from the back. 1047 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:34,320 Suniel Shetty. 1048 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,720 Yes. Go under the wire, 1049 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,480 otherwise they won't let you through. Okay? 1050 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:41,920 Yeah. 1051 00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:46,160 They're coming. 1052 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,240 Let me show you a demo. 1053 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,160 Friends! Here's a sneak peek of the Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra's 1054 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,840 upcoming international tour. 1055 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:58,640 Here's a small sample, courtesy of yours truly. 1056 00:53:58,720 --> 00:53:59,720 Yes, friends. 1057 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,280 Dude, we are not performing Lavani. 1058 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,840 The tour's not in India. It's international, okay? 1059 00:54:09,725 --> 00:54:10,565 Alright. 1060 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,840 After eating her rice The camel wiggles and gets ready 1061 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,720 -Wow! -Friends! 1062 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,600 -I seek your appreciation. -Amazing. 1063 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:22,640 After eating her rice The camel wiggles and gets ready 1064 00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:26,920 Here come Paresh Rawal and Suniel Shetty! 1065 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,137 -Yeah! -Oh God! 1066 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,480 I called you on stage, not for you to walk off! 1067 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:50,800 -Come back! -Hey! 1068 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,000 Hey! 1069 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,760 Come back. Come with me. 1070 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,419 Let's go. Come on. 1071 00:54:57,095 --> 00:54:58,375 What's wrong with you? 1072 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,480 There you go, friends! 1073 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:06,172 We're here to give you a sneak peek of our international tour. 1074 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:09,080 We have with us junior Suniel Shetty. 1075 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,640 Let's start with the dialogue segment. Stop laughing. 1076 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:22,040 Kiku! What is this… 1077 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,560 Hold your position 1078 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:26,480 Stand still. 1079 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,280 He can't see a thing. 1080 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:33,720 -What do I even have to do here? -Hold on a minute. 1081 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,320 -It's his turn now. -Okay. 1082 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,200 -Go on. -Anjali! 1083 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,000 Very nice! 1084 00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,880 -Let's hear it for him, friends. -An… 1085 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,200 Anjali! 1086 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,800 Forgetting you? That can never happen. 1087 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:49,800 Very nice! 1088 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,440 And… 1089 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,120 And you forgetting me? 1090 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,440 I'll never let that happen! 1091 00:55:58,552 --> 00:56:00,640 Let's give a huge round of applause, friends! 1092 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:07,280 And now, presenting junior Paresh Rawal 1093 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,920 with his dialogue item! 1094 00:56:09,503 --> 00:56:11,600 That rascal hit me in the chest! 1095 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,320 He struck my chest! Raju, smash his skull! 1096 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,680 Smash his skull! Smash it! 1097 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,400 Take him away, Lord. 1098 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,280 Take him away. 1099 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,360 Excellent! Give him a huge round of applause! 1100 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,000 Come on! Let's ask junior Suniel Shetty. 1101 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,120 Who is this land to you? 1102 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,760 This land is my mother! 1103 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,640 -Who is this land to you? -This land is my mother! 1104 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,160 Whose style is this? 1105 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,560 This is Baburao's style! 1106 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,440 -Who is this land to you? -This land is my mother! 1107 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,482 -Whose style is this? -This is Baburao's style! 1108 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:45,560 -Who is this land to you? -This land is my mother! 1109 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,480 -Whose style is this? -This is Baburao's style! 1110 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,480 -Who is this land to you? -This land is my mother! 1111 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,520 -Whose style is this? -This is Baburao's style! 1112 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,400 Who is this land to you? 1113 00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,280 Whose style is this? 1114 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,840 This is Baburao's style! 1115 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,480 Who is this land to you? 1116 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,040 This land is my mother! 1117 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:05,440 Whose style is this? 1118 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,120 This is Baburao's style! 1119 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,000 -Who is this land to you? -This land is my mother! 1120 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:13,760 -Whose style is this? -This is Baburao's style! 1121 00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:20,280 So in this, you ask, "Who is this land to you?" 1122 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,000 That'll be your part in the show. 1123 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,720 You ask, "Whose style is this?" He replies, "This is Baburao's style!" 1124 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,080 -That will be your part. -Okay. 1125 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,960 -Are you ready? -I'm ready. 1126 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:29,920 Come on. 1127 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,400 Let's go. 1128 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,840 "Who is this land to you? Whose style is this?" 1129 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,320 Yeah. One and only… 1130 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:36,800 Bhatia bhaiya. 1131 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,962 -Whose style is this? -This is Baburao's style! 1132 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,120 -Whose style is this? -This is Baburao's style! 1133 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,400 Whose style is this? 1134 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,160 -"Who is this land to you?" -This is Baburao's style! 1135 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,520 -Who is this land to you? -This land is my mother! 1136 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,560 -Who is this land to you? -This land is my mother! 1137 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,320 -Whose style is this? -This is Baburao's style! 1138 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,920 -Whose style is this? -This is Baburao's style! 1139 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,080 -Who is this land to you? -This land is my mother! 1140 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:14,040 -Who is this land to you? -This land is my mother! 1141 00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,083 Bravo! Very good! 1142 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,280 I will put this song in Hera Pheri 3. 1143 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:24,800 -May I, please? -Please, just sign our contract first. 1144 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,440 This is our contract. 1145 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,440 You'll need to sign it and-- 1146 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,240 Such an extensive contract! Are you out of your mind? 1147 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,800 This is just a box. The contract is only one page. 1148 00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:40,040 All we'll write in it is, "Please do our show." 1149 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,720 Does anyone have a pen? 1150 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,360 -Just say it, and we'll have it printed. -Toss it to me. 1151 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,560 Hand me that pen. 1152 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,360 -He got it. -He has the pen. 1153 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,200 Use this. This is a writer's pen. 1154 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,920 Who knows writers better than you? 1155 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,920 "Please do our show. 1156 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,120 Promise me you will." 1157 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,720 -Promise! -At least sign it. 1158 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,164 Here. 1159 00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,880 Your signature matters here, not mine. 1160 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,880 Okay, I'll sign the contract, but only after we play a game. 1161 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:16,040 -Really? -Yes. 1162 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,360 -Alright. -This game is amazing. 1163 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,880 -This game is packed with action and risk. -Okay. 1164 00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:23,880 Alright. Bring it here. 1165 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:35,640 Okay. Let's start the game. 1166 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,400 -I'll explain the rules to you guys. -Yes. 1167 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,480 I've got three eye masks here. 1168 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:42,840 You'll be wearing them. 1169 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:46,360 Then I'll push this all the way back. 1170 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:50,960 He'll stand up, say "one," and then quickly sit back down. 1171 00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,560 Then, he'll stand up, say "two," and sit back down. 1172 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,240 He'll stand up, say "three," and sit back down. 1173 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,880 We need to see whose face the balloon lands on. 1174 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,000 Oh God! 1175 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:00,920 Okay. 1176 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,000 Put it on, quickly! 1177 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,120 -Come on, ready? -Yes. 1178 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,320 Start! 1179 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,480 One! 1180 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,200 Two! 1181 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,440 Three! 1182 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,040 One! 1183 01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:21,080 Two! 1184 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:23,880 Three! 1185 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,240 One! 1186 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:27,880 Two! 1187 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,840 -Oh my God! -One more time. 1188 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,760 -But well done! -Thank you. 1189 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,920 After this, Archana ji, Kapil, and I will play. 1190 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:50,840 No! 1191 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,040 -Listen, you sit in the front. -Okay. 1192 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,600 Come on. You go there. 1193 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:59,120 You can easily guess because of your massive wig. 1194 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,120 Ready? 1195 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,240 On your mark… 1196 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,200 go! 1197 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,280 -One! -Two! 1198 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:14,800 -Go! -Three! 1199 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:17,960 -One! -Two! 1200 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,120 Last round. 1201 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,520 Sunil is safe so far. 1202 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,440 -Yes, only Sunil. -It doesn't have to land on him. 1203 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,211 Come on, ready. One… 1204 01:01:46,850 --> 01:01:47,690 go! 1205 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,320 One. 1206 01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:51,760 Three. 1207 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,280 One. 1208 01:02:04,868 --> 01:02:05,800 I didn't do anything. 1209 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,080 Let's give paaji a big round of applause! 1210 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,520 It's always fun with Akshay paaji. 1211 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,400 Whenever he comes, he puts our artists through absolute torture-- 1212 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,160 I mean, you support them so much. 1213 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:30,840 Love you, paaji. 1214 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:33,880 Thank you so much for coming. 1215 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,560 Akshay paaji truly made this episode extra special. 1216 01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,160 Alright. Thank you. 1217 01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:43,960 So, friends, just like tonight, always keep laughing and smiling. 1218 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,080 Always stay happy. 1219 01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,680 We'll see you again next season. 1220 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,120 Until then, enjoy our episodes on Netflix… 1221 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,640 using the subscription you've already paid for. 1222 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,600 Use your subscription to the fullest! 1223 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:55,400 Oh, man! 1224 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:58,640 He got away. 1225 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:02,040 Good night, guys! Wherever the camera is. 1226 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,200 -Oh my God! -Catch! 1227 01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,760 See you all next season!