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Hello?
I’ve got a gun.
So do I.
Sarah don’t!
Molly, call me back.
Something happened.
It's Sarah.
Hey, I’m here.
Are you still coming?
Okay, umm
I'll just get started without you.
No, no, it's fine.
Just get here when you can, okay?
Oh, hell, yeah.
It still works.
SAM Hey babe!
JASON Hey babe.
Look what I got.
More stuff from your parents house?
JASON You better believe it.
This and more.
More? during a decluttering?
What the fuck?
What are you watching?
Sarah had tapes and I got curious.
What are you doing in this?
That's not me.
You and Sarah set this up.
It, it's not me, I swear.
But let me see it.
JASON Yeah, but this is like a fun one.
Check it out.
I cannot wait to show Gary.
You're not bringing that tonight.
GARY Who could this be?
Honey, hide the good silverware.
Oh, is that what I think it is?
JASON You better believe it.
Give me that.
GARY Oh, man, dude this thing is sick.
Hell yeah, and that's not all I got.
Remember this banger?
GARY Oh, Ouija Death!
Hell yeah, you down to watch it tonight?
GARY I mean, I don’t have a VCR
Oh. Right.
JASON So, it’s a little controversial that I brought the camera with me.
She’s not happy.
JENNIFER Oh, you can just grab one of the tall ones.
I think that’s fine.
Smells good.
Hey, umm,
Sweetie, can you put that camera down and help me set the table, please.
GARY You got it boss.
JASON What can I do to help?
JASON Okay.
Sorry to interrupt, but I have one more surprise for you all tonight.
Are you ready for something awesome?
I'm going to be right back.
Give me just one second.
Talk among yourselves. Talk among yourselves.
GARY This dinner was awesome.
SAM It was, thank you.
JENNIFER Yeah, vegan.
SAM Oh.
JASON Hell yeah.
GARY Yes, she does this ravioli.
You don't even need to chew it. It just goes..
JASON Are y'all ready for the return
of the Ouija board?
Nooo.
JASON Yes.
Is that..
JASON The very same one.
And I brought this camera.
I was thinking maybe we could do a remake?
Ouija Death 2.
- Ahh, Return of Betty the Butcher. - Oh my God, we definitely should!
JASON Babe, you down?
Yeah.
SAM Umm okay, I.
I don’t really like death.
Okay.
Can you explain?
In high school,
I was in a car accident with my best friend,
Becca.
- She died. - Oh.
And I was driving.
And I have a lot of, like, guilt.
Just maybe,
could you talk to Gary about, like, the Ouija stuff?
Oh, no, no, no.
This isn’t, this isn't like that.
I mean, yes, it's a Ouija board, but we're not like,
conjuring out dead spirits.
Sure, but like, you guys made lots of films
maybe you could do a different sequel?
But, I mean, this is I think it's so cool about it is we did this
in high school and like for kind of going back to those days.
And it's going to be fine though, like if you need to step into a different room
like, we totally can.
I don't think it's that big of a deal.
I'm ready for my close-up.
GARY How'd you get your face to look so gruesome already?
Oh, fuck you.
Umm, ladies.
You ready to make some movie magic?
JASON And we are rolling.
I'm ready to direct the shit out of this movie.
Yes, let’s do it.
JASON Gary, you down?
Oh yeah, sequels are always better than the first one.
JENNIFER Are we reprising our same roles
as we did as one?
I mean, obviously, you're going to be Betty the Butcher.
Do I die in this one?
You, no, you rip my heart out like you've already done.
Sam can be your witchy
sidekick partner, yeah?
Who traps the souls of wizards in their corpses
and just nails them on their wall.
She’s savage right?
JASON Babe, you down for that?
Uhh...
Uh, maybe there's something else. I could do.
JASON Oh, yeah, we could do, like, umm,
you could be a corpse? or you could be a girl
who screams the whole time?
Or you could be cameraperson?
JENNIFER Oh, come on.
GARY It's super important.
JENNIFER You would be, it’s easy. You will be fine.
JASON It's most important. - I don’t know
SAM Okay, so like, tell me what to do,
I’ve never really held a camera.
You’ve held like, a phone camera before.
It's basically that, but like twice as big.
You need to do zooms right now,
you know? Kind of make it extra... Take some artistic liberty.
JENNIFER Who are we conjuring?
Uhh, anybody know any dead people they want to talk to?
JENNIFER Sam?
SAM What?
What about, like, a celebrity?
Coolio? I think, too soon?
All right.
I'm, I'm positive he's in heaven.
Oh, hell, yeah.
Okay.
Uh, Coolio.
Do you have anything you want to ask Coolio?
I don’t know.
Let’s just throw it out there.
Oh, spirits that may or may not be inhabiting this home,
even though I own it.
Show us yourselves.
Say hi.
JENNIFER You're moving it.
GARY Oh, no, no, no, no. No.
That's not how this works.
With the candles and everything?
Okay, should we have, like it like a I don't know,
like, because I know we talked about the flickering lights, but, like, maybe
like a, like a sound that we're not expecting or..
JASON Yeah yeah yeah. - I don’t know, maybe one of us feels,
like, something touch us.
JASON I mean, I have tingles right now. That's good.
Yes, yes, okay.
That's good. Umm,
Okay, so kind of like a jump scare moment?
JENNIFER Yeah. - Oh, fuck yeah.
So, I got it. Okay, okay.
Oh, spirit descending on this house from the netherworlds,
give us a sign. Some kind of sound or a..
just a sign that you're here.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes! Yes!
- My man. - Oh my God
That was a demon, I think.
Right, babe, a little direction here.
Maybe spin around the table, like walk around us.
It's like, it's called a 360 shot.
I'm pretty sure they invented it in the Matrix.
Do it like The Matrix.
Hell, yeah.
This is bullet time, okay.
- Alright, so.. - You wanna kick us off?
- Yeah, Betty the Butcher, right? - Yeah.
Okay.
Ooohhh..
JENNIFER Betty the Butcher.
Are you with us?
Hey, what do you think Betty the Butcher sounds like?
Female Daniel Day-Lewis?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Danielle Day-Lewis.
Oooooohhhhh
Lead it.
She here?
I think I can feel her knife on my shoulder.
Can you feel,
can you feel anything, J?
Not yet.
Okay, Danielle, aww fucking, Betty the Butcher,
we need you here tonight.
I feel the presence of her freezer.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- That was good. - Something’s not right.
- Oh God, I think that.. - Let’s keep going,
let’s keep going.
Yes, yes!
Oh my God, what’s happening?
Can you see me? Is it spooky?
Oh, it's super fucking spooky. Keep going. Yes, I love that.
I love that, I love that. Yes. Okay.
- Betty... - Betty..
Betty...
BETTY!
Betty...
That was a lot of fun.
And, Sam, you were right.
Raspberry looks just like blood.
JASON Hell yeah.
You can’t even tell.
You forgot the Ouija board.
SAM Ah, We're good. You keep it.
JASON Are you sure?
SAM Yeah.
JASON Oh, okay.
All right. Well, thank you all so much.
We will see you at the Oscars?
Yesss.
You better start cutting this thing right away.
JASON I am going right to the studio.
JENNIFER This was such a good time, thank you.
JASON See ya.
GARY Bye, guys.
JENNIFER Bye. Bye Sam.
Okay, you get to the end of the block and then camera is done.
JASON I feel like that's fair.
That’s fair.
Did you have fun?
I mean,
Yes, but they're mostly your friends, so, you know,
it's fun to a point.
JASON What you mean they're both of our friends.
Gary and Jen.
I mean, they're your high school friends.
You guys spend half the time reminiscing about stuff that I wasn't there for. So..
JASON I mean, I guess but we're just playing around, you know?
Sure.
JASON I feel like they’ve kind of welcomed you
and I’d figured we’d welcomed them, no?
No, I mean, Jen's a little weird towards me, but
Yeah, I'm, I’m glad you had fun.
JASON Wow, I might have to edit that one out before Jen sees it.
You're going to show Jen your weird montage footage
from the night of nonsense?
I doubt she's going to want to watch that.
JASON I mean, who wouldn’t want to? This is kind of, gold.
Well, we're about coming up on the end of the block, so wrap up your gold.
JASON All right.
It's the Sacramento Ghost Tour.
Pretty spooky, huh?
SAM Jay, I don't think I’m gonna be a good co-host for you.
Did you hear that?
SAM Let's go.
JASON Sam, do you see that?
SAM Oh, my God.
Base, seriously? Can we be done?
Fuck.
JASON Are you still mad at me?
Why don't you put the fucking camera down and find out?
JASON Okay, umm...
Put the camera down so we can talk, please.
JASON Okay, I’m Putting the camera down. Okay.
JASON Okay, umm...
Do you want to talk about it?
It's what I said.
I just don't really know what I did wrong.
After the accident,
I felt guilty for years.
We have fucking talked about it.
I don’t like Ouija shit.
I’ve never dealt with death well.
And you left me to the wolves with your friends.
Samantha, I didn't even think about that.
I was having fun and...
Yeah, no shit.
- I’m sorry. - I either had to what?
Play along or I look like a bitch.
Okay. Well, no, I know, we've talked about this.
I... that's on me.
I'm super sorry.
Are you still fucking recording
JASON Shit. Umm...
I’ll get the breaker, I guess.
SAM And you're going to take the camera?
JASON Well, it's got a light on it.
SAM Just take your fucking phone.
JASON The whole house is out. Charming.
Fuck, it’s dark out here.
Of course the breaker is in the back.
Yep. Everything looks in working order.
I think.
And the neighbors lights are on.
It's not the breaker!
But the neighbors lights are on, so...
Maybe if you would have got me that generator for Christmas?
You get on me for the death stuff?
Samantha?
What the fuck?
Samantha, open this door, please Samantha.
Are you in there?
Umm, fuck, Samantha.
Oh, where is the fucking key?
Where is the fucking... Samantha,
Can you hear me? Where's the fucking key!?
God damn it, Samantha, what the...
Samantha?
Are you fucking with me?
Are you behind here?
Samantha...
What the...
Fuck.
Oh, fuck, fuck. Fucking.
What's going on here?
Oh fuck
Oh. Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Samantha! Get outside!
Meet me in the car!
Samantha!
Please be unlocked.
Oh fuck!
How did you get in here!?
Because it's supposed to be like like.
Oh my God.
Gary!?
Jen?
I’m coming in!
Your front door’s open!
Guys?
Gary?
You upstairs?
Buddy?
Gary? Oh...
Are you okay man?
What the fuck?
Jen!
Jen, are you here?
Oh shit!
Your wife is fucking crazy
JASON My wife. What are you talking about?
She’s here.
JASON She's here? Where the fuck is she?
She’s upstairs.
JASON Upstairs? Sam!
JENNIFER Don’t go up there!
JASON Sam...
JENNIFER Noooooooo...
JASON What the fuck is happening?
Sam, are you up here?
Sam?
Sam...
Is that you?
Oh fuck!
Fuck.
Jen?
What the fuck?
Oh, God.
Baby?
Oh, you don't look so good.
Where’d she go?
Oh, please don’t be behind me.
Oh, please don’t be behind...
Oh, of course she’s behind me!
No! Please don’t hurt me.
Oh, God!
How am I on this?
Where does she get these?
Did she talk to you about any of this?
Honestly, I.
I stopped taking her calls.
They were constant and made no sense.
She was unwell and she didn't want help.
Okay, but do you think,
maybe we were ignoring her cries for help?
All right, Dave, might as well leave you a message.
This is your one black friend.
I had to borrow this camera from my uncle, who I owe money to.
You better pay me. You cheap as hell.
But I need the money so I'm here to help you chase ghosts.
If we die, I'm not your friend anymore.
JOHNNY I'm not going in there alone. Everybody.
DAVE What’s up everybody?
JOHNNY Aww man.
This can't be. This man’s got a robot penis on the side of his shirt.
JOHNNY Dave. - What’s up Johnny?
DAVE You’re filming already?
I love it.
What the fuck do you got on right now?
What, what is this?
Two GoPros Facebook marketplace.
$300. Can you believe it?
What an idiot.
Oh, they’re the idiot? You look like Tech Jesus.
JOHNNY You look crazy.
I've always been a tech guy, you know that.
But you’re fried a little bit. You know that, right?
You know this shit ain't real.
None of this is real.
Is what I'm doing real in a tangible sense?
No, but look,
DAVE if they think I'm helping them, then in a way, am I not helping them?
JOHNNY You helping yourself to gas station taquitos.
You gonna shit on yourself in here.
Try to be like, official.
All right, you ready?
JOHNNY You officially pissing me off, but...
Why is it so emp...
What the fuck is going on in here?
It’s empty.
- Why is it like this? - Ahh, Gabby?
DAVE Gabby?
Dave?
DAVE Oh, okay. Hi.
Hi.
DAVE Hi.
Oh my God, I’m a huge fan.
DAVE Oh, you're a fan?
Yeah, yeah. I’ve seen all your videos.
- Well, here I am in the flesh. - Great.
- Oh, this is my employee... - Let me show you. Let me show you.
JOHNNY Hey, uhh...
So I've gotten myself into a little pickle,
but I'm hoping your expertize...
Well, you called the right guy.
I’m here to, I’m here to help heal.
- What have we got here? - Right in there.
Okay, Johnny?
JOHNNY Oh, you, you want me to open it?
You got the light.
JOHNNY Alright, you buggin’, you buggin’ sir.
DAVE Oh, okay.
Wait! Oh shit.
Does that seem like something you can handle Dave?
- JOHNNY - Oh shit.
DAVE We don’t, we don’t need a gun in this.
Johnny, Johnny, look. It’s one of those prank channels.
Dave, she has a fucking gun.
DAVE I’ll say this, they’re good. They’re good.
JOHNNY I ain’t taking this camera off her in case I gotta sue her crazy ass.
It's all an act. Don’t worry.
The gun’s not even real.
JOHNNY She playin’...
DAVE The joke's on them because we're getting incredible footage right now.
The marketing opportunities...
We have to ride this out.
That's all you give a fuck about is the footage, we need to get out of here.
The footage is going...
JOHNNY Look, I’m gonna choke slam her. You kick her a little bit...
We get out the way we came.
They did a good job on that girls make up because
this footage is going to change our lives and you need the money.
You need the money. We have to ride this out.
JOHNNY Gimme thirty dollars and two scratchers.
Ohhh.
JOHNNY That’s them taquitos.
See, now if you booboo on yourself...
Look, you were right about the taquitos.
But I'm going to write this out and I need you to as well.
All right. And keep the camera on her.
GABBY I'm going to get you out of there, baby.
Fuck.
Look, hey, we’re ready.
We’re ready. - Great.
We’re up to the challenge here.
GABBY Okay, Dave.
Look, you hired the right guy.
We're ready. Let's...
Let's diagnose this problem in here, huh?
Okay, babe. We’re coming in again.
- Whoa - She’s gone?
DAVE She’s gone?
You guys are really going all out...
GABBY Where the fuck is she? Go get her Dave.
Well, we’re gonna find her.
- Let’s diagnose the problem, Dave. - Oh, we will.
JOHNNY Aww hell no, fuck that. I’m out, Dave.
I ain’t dying in this fucking movie.
Dave, you on your own.
Oh shit, shit, shit, shit.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, did you...
- She’s back there. - Did you hear that?
- I think maybe Johnny found her. - Let me see it. Let me see your thing.
Don't you worry. You got an expert here.
DAVE Oh, Johnny's camera's on the floor.
GABBY Baby, are you up there? - She came down...
How could she have come up?
How?
GABBY Is that her?
I don’t know. Does she look like an air conditioning duct?
I don’t know. What the fuck do you think, Dave?
Do you think she looks like an air conditioning duct?
DAVE Well, I'm telling you, you got to trust me.
I'm the professional here.
She came from the roof, down.
I'm the expert.
Trust me.
I've been in situations just like this.
You've seen my videos.
She came from the ceiling down.
We just gotta case the building, right?
You gotta calm down.
- See. - That was her.
Baby?
I got this taken care of. Don’t worry about it.
Oh. Oh,
The humming.
You know what? It's the humming.
Whenever you hum, it seems like she comes out.
Oh, okay.
So, go back to the humming.
Oh, God.
There she is.
GABBY Baby.
You know what I got? I got a shit.
GABBY Are you fucking kidding me? - I have to shit.
- I can't control these things. - Dave!
DAVE Where's the restroom?
She was right there.
- We'll just have to wait for one bit. - She was right fucking there, Dave.
One second.
Hey! You were great out there.
Man. You guys really commit to the bit.
I mean, it's just like one thing after another.
So realistic.
Oh, my God.
And you disappeared. Of course.
Incredible.
This is going to come out great.
This has been the most incredible,
impressive prank I've ever seen.
I, and look, I got a tonne of footage too.
It's gonna be great for marketing.
Gabby?
DAVE Hey, Gabby. Let’s...
let's, come on, let's cut it out.
We’ve had fun.
We've had...
Okay, no!
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. I'm so glad you're here.
Johnny? Wait I’m...
Johnny, what’s going on? Are you?
Oh, my God.
Johnny, Johnny, we've gotta go.
Are you okay?
Johnny, what's going on? No.
No!
Why are you doing this?
What? I'm not doing this. That wasn’t me.
- It fucking looks like you. - It fucking looks like you!
What are you doing?
- Don't you want to know what this is? - No, we have to get the fuck out of here.
I want to know what this is.
Don't you?
Hillside family therapist. This is Amanda.
BJORN I’ll still never get used to that.
How is it on the other side?
It's calm.
It was needed.
Look, I know I haven’t stayed in touch recently and, umm...
Next week would have been Simon's tenth birthday.
- So... - Yeah, you don't have to.
No, no. I wasn't the most supportive when you left.
I just couldn’t handle those cases anymore.
That's actually one of the reasons I'm calling.
No, no, Bjorn.
Absolutely not.
Hey, it’s just one case and...
He's an interesting one.
I can't crack him.
He claims to have done all these horrible things, but none of it is true.
And, um, well, and these online sessions, I don't like them.
And he's not far from you.
Stephen is visiting this weekend.
Oh, I thought you two divorced.
And my obsession with these cases is what broke up my marriage.
I mean, the death of your son ended your marriage.
How fucking dare you.
I know. I'm sorry.
I am sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was way out of line.
Yes, it was.
Why this patient?
The boy needs help.
And I think you can help him.
STEPHEN My flight got changed, so I won’t be in until the afternoon on Saturday.
That's what you get for flying a budget airline.
I warned you.
I know. You were right.
I'm sorry. What was that?
That's all you get.
Sorry.
Um, look, I know we said if you're going to make it work this time,
that we would be open and honest with each other...
I took a case.
One of Bjorns.
Stephen?
I'm not going through that again.
It's one client.
He needs help.
It was always just one last client.
I thought we decided these cases weren't good for you.
We can't have a repeat of last time.
I can't have a repeat of last time.
I gota go. I'm sorry.
I'll call you back, okay?
I love you.
Hi, are you Michael?
I’m Amanda.
Nice to meet you.
Come on in
You can sit on the couch there, if that’s comfortable?
How are you doing today?
That camera is just for security.
These cameras are for my patient records,
just so I can help better treat patients in the future.
But I'm the only one that has access to any of the footage.
Is it okay if we record?
Is it too bright in here Michael? I can turn off some of the lights...
- Okay? - It’s nice.
Is it okay if I record?
Are you ready to get started or do you need a moment?
So, I know Dr Klein explained this to you already,
but just so I have it for my records,
we're going to do three sessions together, and then I'll evaluate whether
I’m the best person to continue treating you, does
Does that make sense?
Is everything okay Michael?
I want you to think of this room as a safe space.
You can say whatever you want in here.
I’m not a bad man.
Did someone tell you you were a bad man?
I didn’t mean to do anything.
I didn't. I didn't want to hurt anyone.
Nobody saying you've hurt anyone, Mr. Mac?
Mr Magpie did.
Who’s Mr Magpie?
He likes the shiny ones.
AMANDA Okay. Can you tell me more about that?
I'm not allowed to say anymore.
Did Mr Magpie say you weren’t allowed?
I’m not allowed to say.
I don’t get to say what he gets to do.
I’m not allowed.
Is this someone that you live with, Michael?
And do you feel safe at home?
You don't have to talk out loud,
You can just nod or shake your head.
There are obvious signs of paranoid schizophrenia,
dissociative identity disorder.
Next session, I'm thinking hypnosis would help.
There is a Mr Magpie character
that was brought up multiple times in session.
He seemed to be a heavy trigger point for the patient.
I'm hoping if we
can bring him to the surface, maybe in session,
we can work through that a little bit more.
We'll see.
And when I clap my hands, you'll wake up.
AMANDA Michael, I want to meet Mr. Magpie.
I’m in a lot of trouble.
You're not in trouble, Michael.
Remember, this is a safe space.
I shouldn't even have mentioned his name.
I’ll never stop.
Mr Magpie, I presume?
I like the shiny ones.
AMANDA And what do you mean by shiny ones?
The young ones.
I... collect them.
And what do you want with Michael?
He was the shiniest.
What made him the shiniest?
Oh, Amanda.
Don’t you know?
Why don't you tell me?
He's with us right now.
Michael is?
The birthday boy.
- Okay, and who’s the birthday boy? - Ohh...
Shouldn't you be wishing somebody a happy birthday today?
Someone special? Amanda.
Is there someone special?
Simon says...
Mommy...
Mommy, it’s cold.
STEPHEN I tried your cell, is everything okay?
Can you move your flight?
Get here sooner?
Please. This isn’t happening again?
If you were here, everything would be fine.
I don't think I can do this again.
This isn't like last time, Stephen!
I told you not to take the case.
Something...
terrible is happening.
And... I just need you here.
Just trust me. Please.
Whatever it is you think is happening, it's in your head.
I've got to get back to work.
I can't right now.
We'll talk on Saturday.
Stephen, please don’t hang up on me.
It’s not in my head.
You have to believe me.
We'll talk on Saturday.
Okay?
Fuck.
Sit down.
Sit down!
Sit down.
Where is Simon?
I don’t know who you’re talking about.
My son Simon. Where is he?
What did you do with him?
I, I don’t know...
What do you mean?
What did you do with my son, Simon?
Amanda...
I think he’s gonna kill me.
I don't care.
Let me talk to my son.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Amanda...
Where the fuck is my son?
- Let me talk to my son. - I don’t know what you want!
Okay.
Let me try.
It’s not working.
Make it fucking work.
- I don’t know how. - Make it work!
I don't know how to try.
He took them away from me.
All three.
This is Simon, where is he?
- Oww. What are you doing? - Where is he?
I don’t know.
Fucking useless.
Mommy, it hurt when the bad man took my eye.
Baby, I’m here.
Mommy, it hurts so bad.
I told Simon that it hurt, because Mommy’s a fucking bitch...
AMANDA ♪ The other night dear ♪
♪ As I was sleeping ♪
♪ I dreamed I held you, in my arms ♪
♪ As I awoke dear ♪
♪ I was mistaken ♪
♪ So I hung my head and cried. ♪
I’ll be right there.
Mr Magpie?
Wait...
What?
She wrote about him in her notebooks.
Molly, she's fucking crazy. Do you see this?
- It makes no sense. - All of this is fucking crazy!
MR MAGPIE V.O You will be reborn into darkness.
The SRO, it’s finding that thing.
You know, the thing.
I thought I had it all figured out, but I didn't.
You know, I was, I was,
I was in life, and I was doing things.
I was doing some not great things.
My family, you know, casted me out.
My friends pretty much dumped me.
I was very abusive towards
some of my younger cousins.
Something that I was experiencing
on a regular basis was sleeplessness, nightmares from things
I'd seen, things I'd experienced while deployed.
I had a lot of jealousy and anger and rage.
When I met Sharon, when she started talking to me
about all the things that SRO means and does, I realized it wasn't me.
You know, it wasn't me doing those things.
It was all these things that had,
that had burrowed inside of me and they had taken over.
I'm not responsible for them.
That, that wasn't the true me.
Until I experienced the deliverance
and really knew what it felt to be free and open.
And, you know, it's like a family.
There's hard work that you have to do,
but then it rewards you through all of the things that it brings to you.
It's changed me,
and made me a happier person.
Sharon is such a beautiful person.
She has such an amazing soul.
She's performing miracles...
and is the reason why I feel closer to God now.
The SRO saved my life.
The SRO saved our lives.
We were talking earlier about the SRO.
The new hot thing that's taken over the conspiracy cult world.
It's definitely a cult.
There's this whole thing online being, sort of like, it's just a religion.
It's the way, We’re the way of God.
Get fucked, buddy. Yeah.
Have you heard about these guys recently?
Have you seen some of the shit they’ve been doing?
So I've heard of them. I know nothing about them.
It's like Scientology and 1999.
I know they’re bad.
That’s just about as far as I’ve got.
It’s Scientology right now.
I still don't know what the fuck they're on about.
They fucking exercised a two year old.
And I don't mean like a fucking treadmill.
I mean, like...
Head spinning, green vomit.
Your mother sucks cocks in hell.
So what was the two year old doing? like...
Fuck knows, man!
What would, what could a two year old do?
A two year old would have to do a live rendition of Trainspotting before
I would consider getting an exorcist in to deal with it, right?
They don't believe in bad people or shit that you've done wrong, right?
Okay. That's convenient.
- It’s not you. - Yep.
It's a demon.
So what they're going to do,
is they're going to exercise that demon,
and then, boom, wouldn't you know it...
You’re not a pedophile anymore, Sir.
Congratu-fucking-lations.
Don’t worry, it wasn't you that fucked that child.
It was a demon using your penis.
- You know what I mean? - Oh, of course.
DEMON PENIS!
That's the new segment.
That's what we do right there.
Next week, join us for Demon Penis.
Okay, so I don't usually talk about this kind of stuff,
but this SRO shit is totally bonkers.
Like, I guess every bad thing you do is the result of a demon?
And then they come around and like, exercise the demon out of you.
Like, like, is this a demon?
Is this a demon going on, you stupid scam artists?
Oh, you gonna exercise me?
Yeah, exercise the shit out of me.
Can you do that?
Greg, I have to ask the...
sort of elephant in the room question here.
Were you basing ‘Miracle Valley’ off of any real life cults?
I was really inspired by the SRO.
A Totally batshit crazy cult.
Stuff I could look into over and over, and never get answers.
Ultimately, we went in a different direction.
But I'm telling you, someday, SRO.
Gonna be a hell of a film.
If you see what you believe is demonic possession happening
and you see a group of people who say they believe in the same things as you do,
performing exorcisms, you're going to believe it even more.
You're going to be terrified, probably.
What do you mean that actually exists? No, thank you.
I will do whatever you say because I'm scared.
It all leads back to fear, every single time.
So as you can see, there's a lot of talk about this group based on those videos.
Yeah, I don't know how I feel about it just yet,
but I'm definitely going to be looking into this a little bit more.
I've linked the information down below as well as the article.
Let me know what you think.
Hey everyone, so just jumping right in.
I did not expect that video to blow up the way that it did. But, really cool stuff
happening. After that video was released, a woman named Annie reached out.
She said her brother joined the SRO group a few weeks ago,
and since then she hasn't heard from him.
They've reached out, said that he's fine, but they've cut off all contact with him.
I'm actually going to be meeting with Annie over the next few days
to get more information, so stay tuned.
Hi everyone. Welcome back.
We are here setting up for our interview with Annie.
This is Rob. Say hi, Rob.
So Rob does all the behind the scenes stuff.
So thankfully he's here helping me with all this fancy equipment.
Usually it's just me and my webcam, so I'm really excited to have this set-up.
Are you going to be rolling the whole time?
Are you going to pay me more than you’re already paying me?
No.
Annie, hi. Keira.
It’s so nice to meet you.
Thank you so much for agreeing to this interview.
Can I get you anything?
Water, coffee?
Oh, and then my friend Rob is helping out.
He just ran to the store to grab something,
But he should be helping out with the camera stuff.
I thought it was going to be, like, smaller.
No, it. Is. It is. We just,
we wanted to get this stuff to make sure
we have some really good footage for the vlog, really?
Umm, really, we just, we want to be able to make sure we can
help you get your brother back.
Do you have a bathroom I can use?
Yeah, yeah. It’s the first door on the left.
Thanks.
KEIRA Thank you again, Annie, for doing this with me.
If at any point you feel uncomfortable or you're not okay
with the questions I'm asking, just let me know and we can stop.
Also, if you know, later on you decide you don't want this aired...
Also let me know. Okay?
Okay.
So, yeah, let's just jump right in.
Tell me about your brother.
He got back from deployment
a couple of years ago and
was just really, like, distant.
Like, he thought
that he's a bad person
and that the SRO is going to
make him good again.
How was it that he learned about the SRO?
Did they reach out to him or...
He might have had a friend who was, you know,
part of the group or or told him about it.
What do you know about their leader?
Not much.
I mean, she sent me that letter.
Sharon, right? That's, that's, okay.
Yeah. She
didn't seem
overly controlling
in the wording of the letter.
But I don't think my brother would
stop talking to me.
Yeah, because you're so close.
Do you think that they're bad people?
Like, do you think something could have happened?
It just feels like they're hiding something.
When he left, you knew he was going, right?
I don't know. He just kind of
talked about it
- and then... - One day he was gone.
And then one day he went.
Do you know if, while he was deployed,
if he saw a lot of violence, or death
that may have impacted him?
Yeah, he doesn't talk about it
but I know he did.
I didn't want to tell you this over the phone.
But you've seen the videos about the SRO that have gone viral...
They've seen them, too.
And they actually invited us
to go over with our crew and see what they're all about.
I think
they feel they've
been falsely portrayed in the media
and they want to show their side of the story.
Would you wanna come with us?
We could say that you're part of the crew.
Have you help out,
so that you can get in there and maybe see your brother?
Maybe see...
what's going on with him?
Could we stop?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can, we can stop.
Hey, guys, I just got a missed call from Annie, so I'm going to call her back
and see what's up.
ANNIE Hello?
Hey, Annie, it's Keira.
Yeah, hi.
Yeah, I saw that you called me.
Yeah, I, uh.
I thought a lot about your offer, and...
I think I wanna come with you.
Okay?
Yeah, great.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, no problem.
Okay, so we'll just.
Like I said, we can say that you're part of the crew.
We can give you some equipment.
I think we all have to go in together.
It's going to be for Saturday.
So what I can do is send you the details.
If you want to just send me your address and we can...
Okay...
yeah, I'll do that.
Okay, and thank you so much again for doing this.
Yeah, yeah, no worries.
Okay. I'll talk to you soon.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
We are currently on the way to pick up Annie.
So, she gave us an address that was actually pretty nearby.
I was surprised she lived so close.
Oh, there she is.
Okay...
KEIRA Hey Annie. - Hi.
KEIRA Are you sure you wanna do this?
Yeah, yeah.
KEIRA Oh, no, don't worry about the camera.
We're going to be rolling the whole time,
but you won't even notice that it's there. Okay?
Okay.
KEIRA All right.
Thank you again, Annie, for doing this.
- Yeah. No problem. - So, how are you feeling?
How are you feeling after the interview we did the other day?
I mean...
I don't know, confused?
KEIRA Yeah?
I'm nervous, but I'm okay.
KEIRA Okay.
Is there anything that
you're expecting when get there?
Not really.
KEIRA Because your brother never shared anything, right?
No, not a thing.
Is there anything
else about your brother that could be helpful before we get there?
I mean, like I said before, he's...
kind of, he'll go along with the group. You know?
So I don't know if he'll acknowledge me.
Just, you know, for the sake of...
being, I don't know,
like secret about it. I don't know.
I feel like, I feel like he's going to pretend that he doesn't know me.
KEIRA Okay. Okay.
I don’t know, I just have a hunch.
So Rob and I were thinking, you know, since you're
you're going to be part of this group, we want to make sure that
they're not suspicious of you being there.
So, we actually want to give you some equipment, if that's okay?
- I don't know how to operate it. - Yeah, it’s okay.
So were thinking you could do sound for us.
Rob, do you want to give her some
Info on that?
ROB Yeah, so before I give you anything,
just know I’m capturing sound through camera.
Okay...
ROB We’ve got plenty of stuff.
I've made it as simple as possible I just,
I've tied a little F3 mixer
to a boom pole.
All you have to do is hit record and hold it.
So it's just your looks?
KEIRA Yeah, just so that you look like you're part of the crew.
That you’re here for a reason, so there's no suspicion about you being with us.
- Okay? - Okay. I can do that.
There they are.
ROB So what's the plan here?
I will go talk to them first, see
how they want to head over and...
Yeah?
Okay.
Hi, I'm Keira.
It's nice to meet you.
Hi...
ROB What the fuck is he doing?
I’m sure it’s fine.
What the fuck does he want?
Just, just stay calm.
You told me there were only gonna be two of you.
Yeah, we actually needed a third person for sound, so we brought a crew member.
But, you won't even know she's there.
We're going to take you from here.
You’re gonna ride in our truck.
No filming, no phones.
We're going to take your phones.
You understand that?
Yeah. Yeah.
What's that?
Oh, Okay. I’ll...
Okay, so they...
they're going to take us in their car.
It looks like they have blindfolds for us.
ROB Why?
Honestly, I'm sure it's just precaution.
Safety measures. They don't want us...
ROB Safety? He's literally holding a gun right now.
What about our safety?
My followers know that we're doing this.
We're going to be, and it's the three of us.
Your followers don’t know where they’re based.
So what are they going to do? They’re gonna say, hey they're missing.
They’re somewhere?
KEIRA We’ve come this far.
What, are we gonna stop?
Don't you want to see your brother?
ANNIE Fine.
Okay.
They're going to be filming us, so we're gonna film them.
The guests have arrived.
Get out.
Take your blindfolds off and get out.
- Can we start filming? - Howdy.
Yeah, go ahead.
If it's okay with you, we film you as well?
Yeah, yeah that’s fine.
Okay. All right.
Are those really necessary?
Oh, these are just protection.
People are after us. You see...
when you try to make the world a better place, you're vilified.
So here we are. Who?
Who, who are you?
THE PROTECTOR Who am I?
I was a monster.
Did a lot of bad stuff overseas.
A lot of people died, but that's behind me.
But what do you mean?
What do you mean people died?
THE PROTECTOR Don't worry about it. People died, okay?
People died.
But I came back here, the SRO found me.
They took me in. They showed me the way.
They brought me in as one of their family. Now
Now, I’m The Protector.
What, what’s protector?
THE PROTECTOR All that you see is what I protect.
When can we talk to Sharon?
THE PROTECTOR When can you talk to Sharon?
See, it is so important for the crew.
For the world. To see what the SRO is all about.
It's one thing to hear Sharon's stories about the SRO how amazing they are.
But it's another thing to witness it.
And that's what we're going to do.
Could we get our phones back?
In due time. It’s starting.
Come on guys, let’s go.
It’s okay.
Ladies, come with me.
Camera guy...
go in that corner.
THE PROTECTOR Front row.
Have a seat.
Welcome.
It's great to see you all.
Followers of Christ.
And our less than convinced guests.
We are small but we are mighty.
We are small but we are a mighty.
Now, I want to get straight to the point.
As you are aware,
our freedom as a religion
is under attack.
Horrible things, untrue things are being said about us.
When all we are here to do is share God's word,
and do His work.
I’m sure by now you have seen the cameras and
the new faces in the room today.
And like the kind children of God,
I know you all to be.
I'm sure you've made them feel welcome.
I apologize for the blindfolds
and the weapons.
But we can't be too careful.
Afterall, our freedoms in this once great country
is under attack.
As someone in the media who relies on their freedom,
I'm sure you can understand.
You've all seen the videos going around.
The lies, the hate.
This used to be a Christian country.
But now when we stand up with the truth and actually follow the teachings,
and begin casting out the sickness in our society...
removing the demons and sending them back where they came from.
And now we're seeing as a sickness?
But that's not us, is it?
No.
We are not this evil group you speak of.
We are not, quote unquote, hurting children.
We're not holding our congregation
against their will.
No. Huh.
So we're putting our trust in our friends here,
to show the world who we really are.
We've asked them here today
to show what it really means to be a part of this loving group.
What it means to have a common goal in saving
in just saving those that we love, from sin.
In short, you know, to put it simply, to show everyone that we are good.
Yeah.
We just want to save the world.
Help the world the way we've helped all of you.
Right.
I’m sick of the lies.
God, I’m sick of the lies.
I mean, are we performing exorcisms here?
No.
No, no is right.
We deliver.
We deliver the evil that is inside. The demons that are causing your sin.
We deliver the bad to God.
We are small, but we are mighty.
And I think...
I think once you've experienced a deliverance here.
At the hands of the SRO.
I think your opinions are all gonna change.
I believe one of you...
might know this child of God.
ANNIE Jason!
You are all here today
to witness the re-deliverance
of this child.
Are you ready?
You're ready to let go of all those horrible, evil things?
That you have done.
Good.
Let's begin.
Are you ready to be delivered from evil?
What are you doing? No, stop. Annie!
This is what you wanted to see, isn’t it?
No, don't do that! Please.
Annie! Annie, please!
ROB Get the fuck off of me!
Rob. Rob. Where the fuck are we?
Are you okay?
What the fuck?
We have to get up. Get up!
It’s your fucking camera!
ROB It’s already recording.
What the fuck?
Hey Keira.
I hope you got what you wanted for your little show.
I’m kind of impressed you fell for my act.
I thought it was a little over the top, myself.
Well, enjoy your little hang out
with my brother in his true form.
You'll get to see what a real rebirth looks like.
ROB What the fuck does that mean?
I don’t know, but we have to get out.
ANNIE Turn the light on
Rob, turn the light on.
Rob.
ROB I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
What was that? Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
There’s something there. Rob, there’s something there.
ROB What do you mean there’s something there?
There’s something there.
Are you okay?
ROB Oh fuck! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Keep going!
KEIRA Shh. Shh. Shh.
ROB We gotta turn it back on. We gotta get out of here.
KEIRA No, keep it off.
ROB I think he’s gone, I think he went past us.
Maybe we can go up here?
KEIRA How the fuck are we gonna get up there?
ROB There’s a ladder.
KEIRA No, we can’t.
ROB Oh fuck! Go! Go! Go!
KEIRA Open the door!
Please! Please let me out!
Please!
ROB Go go go go! Keep going!
Please, I’m sorry!
I’m sorry! I promise I’ll delete the footage.
Please let me out, please!
We are small but we are mighty.
We are small...