Excuse me. Ducks should not be fed bread.
Look, there is a sign right next to you.
Don't be silly! Look how they like it!
Believe me, it's bad for them. There will be a feed vending machine here soon.
Hi, everyone.
Owl camera is still here.
That's good.
By the way, I wanted to tell you that owls,
They generally create very strong families
And do not change partners throughout life.
Thank God, girls, that we are not owls, right?
Can you imagine living with your ex for a whole life?
Well, it'll be really sucky, I think.
But! If in our genes we replace thymine
With cytosine, then we will become owls
And we'll have to stream at night.
Sorry, guys, I'll be in a sec.
Excuse me, what's going on here?
Excuse me?
What's going on?
Miss, leave the construction site.
What construction site? It's a forest.
Miss, now it's a private property.
Leave the construction site.
No.
Hold on a sec.
I'm on it.
Miss!
We are going to chop down trees here.
You may get hurt.
Would you move away, please?
Are you kidding me?
These trees, they are in natural landmark, don't you know that?
We do know, yes.
Step away.
Alright, here goes.
Another ugly housing – Bitsa-Tower.
I really don't get, what's going on here.
Okay, guys.
Look at this arrogant face.
– Introduce yourself, please. – Stop filming.
– Introduce yourself. Why's that? – I won't.
You are engaged in illegal logging.
We are totally legal.
I will sue you all here.
– I get it. It's totally legal. – It is not!
– I'll be right back with the police. – Fine.
Miss!
Hold on, please.
Forgive us, we are simple people, workies.
We were told to put up a fence, to cut down the trees in this sector.
So, delete the video.
Or we get fired.
I hear you, but I won't delete the video.
Miss! Excuse me again, please.
You know, I recently found out, so can you imagine?
On planet Earth, fifty million sexual acts occur per day.
And when was your last one?
You are up for hiring hall, nutjob.
Naughty Girl
Rise and shine, everyone!
Guys!
Wake up, we've got trouble, guys!
Artyom, why are you not picking up the phone?
Colonel Sanders, wake up.
Cops?
Just me for now.
Artyom, let's go.
Where?
Elya, look.
We had all night saving these chickens from illegal poultry farm.
Too bad you didn't come.
While you were on your chicken crusade somebody started construction works
In Bitsevsky forest.
What?
Come on. So I… I messaged our guys in Telegram,
They are up to it, and we should create a petition.
Hands off our forest!
Nature before profits.
Bitsevsky forest Guardians, as they call themselves,
Have gathered here, initiated by several environmental students
The action has not yet attracted the attention of the developer.
I'll attract it for good.
Tomorrow I'll set fire to all their fucking equipment.
Stop.
Well, hey, look. Huh.
It actually did.
Hi
Who's that?
Is wrong!
Another rich boy.
Hey, it's Rysak son.
Thirty three, single
All right, guys
Let me introduce you to
A Russian Forbes list member,
A three-time Oscar in the field of real estate winner
Matvey Vladimirovich Rysak.
Welcome.
Guys, guys, stop, silence please!
Matvei Vladimirovich, the floor is yours, please.
Hello.
Very well, it's a good, young energy.
I was like that also.
In constant, so to speak, protest.
You know, on my way here
I remembered the words of a wise man who once said:
One who does not set himself
Big tasks and goals will always remain a small person.
You know
I saw it in you.
Yes, in you.
Because in fact you came, with your energy,
With your principles and you proved,
That right here and now, at this second
You are ready to change this world.
And we are similar in this.
So I do not understand why are we standing on opposite sides of the barricades.
Give me a couple of minutes and you will not only believe in my project,
You will love it.
Please.
These folders contain documentation, allowing documents.
You may even look at them with a magnifying glass.
Everything is legal.
Sure thing.
This is the first.
Second.
You all know the history of the Eiffel Tower.
When it was first built, everyone did not like it,
Everyone began to hate it.
Or, to put it, so to speak, in modern youth slang,
They considered it a cringe.
But what do we see now?
Paris is a beautiful city.
And Paris is the Eiffel Tower.
Bitsa-Tower is not some skyscraper,
Which you can see here on screen.
Bitsa-Tower is a philosophy.
You may probably know that Bitsevsky Forest,
It grows on the highest point of Moscow,
On the Teplostan Upland.
So why not,
And isn't it epic,
To build the tallest building in the city
At the highest point of the city?
Sure thing
I do understand your attitude to this forest,
To this park, as it is some cosy granny's place.
– But – Yes-yes
You, as future conquerors of space, should know
That where there is no change, there is no life.
Go for it, Elya.
– Excuse me, did you want something? – Yes.
Future conquerors of space would like to clarify with the star lord
What will happen to rare birds,
Foxes, hedgehogs?
Elya!
Elya. A very good question. Thank you for it.
The fact is that wild animals, and you cannot but agree with me,
Are already disturbed in the city by both dogs and people.
So they will migrate from the city in a natural way.
They'll be fine. We'll be fine. Right?
And you know, I just got a great idea.
Really?
Yes.
This is our PR service.
Could you make a bit more close-up on me?
Elya, especially for you
My company shall plant
A hundred, yes, one hundred hectares of forest
In Moscow region
Which is ten times more than what we have to cut down.
– Do you agree? Deal? – Beautiful idea.
You know Matvey, wild animals really are disturbed
But mostly by people like you.
So, fine let's say hedgehogs and foxes, they have somehow crossed the Moscow Ring Road,
We figured it out.
Please tell me what is your plan of action
When your tower will go down?
I just want to remind
Just a reminder that there is quicksand in part of this forest.
– Are you listening to me? Yes? – Yes. Go on.
And the soil in this place is saturated with colloidal particles.
– Yes-yes. – And groundwater has a critical pressure ingredient.
The ground in this place will not bear the weight of such building.
And you just float away together with your skyscraper
To hedgehogs in South Butovo.
Guys, does anyone else have any questions?
We have many applicants.
Trofim Denisovich, it's fine. We have a live dialogue.
Of course, I will answer you.
Elya, of course we did studied the soil
Together with your deeply beloved university.
Under the patronage of the highly regarded Trofim Denisovich
The one, who kindly invited me here.
And I believe that this is a unique opportunity for you.
And you know, all the research is
On page six in these folders.
And the story about quicksand,
Well, I think it's some kind of myth.
Let's say there is no quicksand.
But we understand that you won’t stop at one ugly tower, right?
You will need a new road, new parking spaces, restaurants, cafes, shops.
And you just chop down the entire Bitsevsky Forest.
Don't you understand it?
Of course, we will develop the territory.
But we will subtly and very organically
Fit it into the landscape, into the natural landscape of the park.
Matvey, I'm very sorry, I don't remember your middle name.
– Vladimirovich. – Vladimirovich. You are not paying attention.
Super! Matvey Vladimirovich, you know,
It could fit organically into New York or Hong Kong
Because they are islands, and skyscrapers are inevitable there.
And in this case, it's all spurious.
It's just a manifest of your ambitions.
It has no city-planning meaning at all.
Totally. It's just a sign of your bad taste.
And Bitsa-Tower it is not any… Gosh, it's not any philosophy at all.
It's just, as you said it, cringe.
Well, if that's not enough arguments for you, here is a bit of psychology.
When a man boasts of something the very big and very tall,
Usually this means, that he is trying to compensate for your height.
But we all see perfectly, that Mr. Rysak's height seems to be normal.
Which means, well, I don't know, he is small somewhere else, Matvey.
Silence!
Stop it!
Matvey, look, I nearly fucking pissed myself,
When she spoke about you dick…
That's a sassy one! Fucked you up real good.
So listen, son.
Quit fucking around.
Who gives a shit about your skyscrapers now?
Come back to me. Gonna be working in renovation together, huh?
I don't want to build your shacks, dad.
But I's like to do some renovation.
Young lady.
Do you understand what you've got yourself into?
Do you really want such problems?
I won't let you chop a single tree.
Great.
Well go on then!
Into the breach! Fire away!
But not as a student of our university.
Are you threatening me?
No.
You can't kick me out.
I already did.
Here's your warrant.
On what grounds, Trofim Denisovich?
I have excellent academic performance.
Your academic performance is irrelevant.
You did missed a lecture yesterday?
Missed the colloquium.
You took half the group to an unsanctioned rally.
All according to the law.
However, the university appreciates your abilities and offers you
To continue your education
On a paid basis.
Here I have
Two invoices, you will have to pay.
Well, this one for the studying year
But don't you worry.
It can wait till Monday. Don't fret it.
But the hostel will have to be paid for today.
Four hundred eighty thousand?
Hello.
Looks like you you've been right.
Finally.
Well, let's burn their equipment to hell.
I'm not going to burn anything.
I'll go save the dogs, I found a knackery around.
Then you'll need some reconnaissance.
Hell, I've got nothing to lose. I can handle myself.
Good morning.
Slept well?
Fine.
By the way, Harry slept with you.
Did you wash them?
Well, you know, I showed them where the bathroom is
And they washed themselves, right?
This is Ron
Weasley, Dambldor, Hagrid
Where is he?
Somewhere over there. Sirius Black is there on the sofa.
And females?
Did you give the, male names too?
Didn't think this over.
I don't think they will be offended.
Right, Harry?
You are a boy, yes? Yes.
Want some beer?
Got aspirin?
One aspirin, right away.
Look, sorry.
But have you seen my panties?
Unknown call: Be on point at 3:30. Elya: Ok
Unknown call: Guards change shift
Hi.
Looks like it's destiny.
Do I need to change my sim-card
Or leave the country so I won't meet you anymore?
Check, please.
So you don't believe in destiny?
Tell me, please, I'm just wondering why do you carry a mattress with you?
And why are you so interested?
You don't see that every day, you know.
Well, I'm selling it.
– Huh? – Quite expensive, though. Half a million.
Just enough for study.
Well, you, I'm really in need of mattress right now.
Won't you sell me?
No, not you.
You're disgusting.
And you, like, decided to talk with me now?
You couldn't answer me there.
Okay, well, if I offended you somehow, hurt you, you could come up and talk.
But you paid everyone, got me expelled.
Well done, that's a man's act. Super!
Wait, expelled?
Hit me.
Yes, hello.
Okay. Thanks.
Okay, I just really don't get that
I got expelled, now the dean is calling me and telling, that I'm restored.
So, that's some kind of game or what?
No-no, listen, I have nothing to do with this.
I think the dean've just decided to curry a favor with me.
Shit happens.
For me such thing would be too small.
Believe me.
Can I have a whiskey-cola, please?
For the return to university.
Well, have you ever done something good in your life?
At least once?
Listen, I have my own foundation that does charity work.
I spend hundreds of millions every year.
Yes, it's all clear. It's good.
But have you, you personally, helped anyone?
Yes.
Well?
Okay, look,
I was about fifteen, probably.
We have a house in Cyprus.
I spent every summer there.
We had an Englishman next door, a bit stupid.
And he got himself an Akita dog and decided to breed him,
Train, hit him constantly with a stick and so on,
Did not let children come near him.
Sometimes I woke up in the morning
Because he was just whelping in some, I don't know,
Not a dog's voice.
So I checked that, they had just a small fence at the house,
Well, around the house, and so I was coming by,
Looked at him, and it seemed to me, you know,
As if he was asking me for help, somehow, with his eyes.
I liked that dog.
And one day
– I just climbed over the fence. – What, did you steal a dog?
Yeah. Well
Seems so.
Well, they were probably searching for him.
He even was on local TV, well, that's not important.
I asked my father’s assistant there, they transported him by jet,
And so Murai and I had lived together for thirteen years.
Well, that's the story.
I miss him.
What time is it?
Oh, I have to go.
Where?
There! I need to save dogs. I've told you.
Are you kidding?
You can barely stand on your feet. Hello?
So let's buy them.
Sure, and jet them to Cyprus. Deal?
Nothing but money on your mind
Where to, boss?
Home.
Such cuties!
Come on, get in
Stop! What are you doing here?
And you?
Security, our alarm went off.
Congratulations.
That’s it, lady, hold still.
Let me go!
– Stop squirming already! – Get your hands off me, I said!
Don't touch me.
– Look, guys, I’m sorry. – Let me go!
There, there, guys.
There, there, calm down.
I know her. A volunteer, a person with heart of gold.
– We'll fix the spat right now. – Call the police.
No need for the police.
Let's fix the problem now.
So
Come here. For a second, ok?
What’s that?
We'll fix everything now. Sorry, bub.
Make room!
What are you doing here?
Missed you. Can we go or?
Guys, take this watches, real gold
I just
I got so drunk yesterday, honestly.
I don't remember anything. I wanted to ask,
Was there something between us?
What?
Well… Was there something, you know?
Sex?
Of course there was.
You screamed like Godzilla. Scared all dogs.
Fuck...
The windows were shaking.
Honestly, I've never heard of
Can you spare the details, please?
There was nothing, relax.
I'll get you some aspirin.
And honestly, I don’t know where your panties are.
Thanks.
Thank you.
May I go then?
Do you need some cash?
I don’t understand.
Well, you will buy something, I don’t know, gift of sorts.
Is it a bribe so that I don't interfere with the construction or what?
No, it's just all girls love gifts.
I'm not all girls.
I have principles. Don't try to buy me.
The construction will take place anyway.
I'll be back for the dogs.
– Hi. – Elya, hi!
– What’s up? – I’m fine.
– Can you take it? – Yes.
Sorry, who are you?
Miss?
Oh, hello. I'm Nastya. I live here now.
And it is probably some kind of mistake. It's my room.
Well, not anymore. You must be Elya?
– Elya. – They put you in the queue.
There are no free rooms.
What queue?
Don't worry about it. I've only been waiting a couple of months.
By the way, please take your extension cord.
It is not my extension cord.
So whose?
Your boyfriend came, asked me to plug it in.
Hey!
Hi.
I brought you a gift.
Eco-friendly.
As you like it.
Sorry.
Russia! Russia! Russia! Russia!
Artyom?
What is it?
These are our supporters from the Teplyy Stan.
Someone hooked them up with a whole truck of free beer.
Artyom, it’s a total fuck-up.
Party people, I’m so sorry. A minute of your time.
We need to pack up now, put out the fires and get out of here, okay?
Here, please, take the beer for the love of nature.
You are welcome. Okay? Ok?
You must leave, guys.
Yes, go away, man. Man, come on.
Okay, get out of here!
I'll call the police now!
Get the fuck out of here!
Come on, let's go, quickly!
Don't worry so much.
We'll outrun this Rysak.
Artyom, whom are you going to outrun here?
We sit in a tent.
He is really not just a silver-spooner.
He is really smart, tricky and is not afraid of anything at all.
What's that? Are you admiring him now?
No.
Why are you looking at me like that? No.
Artyom, come on. I relieve, you are relieved.
Come on. Good night.
All right, Artyom, it’s night time!
Come on, I'm want to sleep. Bye.
So, like, we go in there.
Security all over. Somehow we stuff them into the car, take them away.
We have washed, fed all of them. I picked one to stay.
I don't like dogs. They leave their fur and drool everywhere.
Heard that, girls? Our Matvey wants it doggy style.
Guys, what I want to say is,
Uh, this developer Matvey Rysak thinks that all people can be bought with money.
And I feel pity for him.
– Because apparently it's some sort of issues – Honey.
– Problems, and, as a rule, such men, – So, you coming?
They cannot build a normal family
– And this is a constantly abusive relationship – What are you watching?
Any normal girl will not live with him for a week.
Who's that silly?
– So if you have money, – Well, do you want me send you videos
– Then do not think that they can solve everything. – Like this every day?
Fuck off
– Come on. – Stop that!
Tell them all, that they are free to go.
– Move it. – Yes, sir
Sorry, ducks should not be fed bread.
Do you hear me?
Why's that? Everybody does.
Are you stalking me or what?
What the hell do you need from me?
Stop that, please. Bread cloggs their intestines with soggy crumb.
And they die long and painfully.
Follow me.
Gosh, seriously, it's five meters away. But who needs it?
The sign here.
The vending machine.
You put one hundred rubles like this
Take the bag,
Put the food in there
And feed the ducks.
I saw your channel.
You don't know anything about me.
I had enough with what I know.
And you don’t want to apologize, well, I don’t know, for rudeness?
No.
I'll tell you what I need.
I'm offering you a deal.
Live with me for a week.
You will understand that there is no better me.
Your mom told you so or what?
I know this myself.
Really? Is this some new season of “The Bachelor»?
No.
Where are the cameras? Where should I wave my hand?
No cameras. I mean it.
You will go crazy about me.
And if I won't?
I will leave your forest for good.
I'll build my tower somewhere near Moscow City, and off with it.
Yes, sure, you will stop a billion dollar project because of me.
Yep
I don't get it. Do I really look like a fool that much?
Artyom?
We did it.
I've told you that we will outrun him.
Matvey: Construction stopped. Waiting for your answer.
Are you glad?
Elya, please, tell me it's
A joke.
Artyom, it's gonna be fine.
I'll just stay with him for a week.
Come on, what can he do to me?
Elya, if you have nowhere to live, it's no problem at all.
You can live here.
I'll call some friends.
Maybe someone will take him in.
Artyom, it's gonna be fine.
You will know where I am. I'll send you the address.
We will be constantly in touch.
If he harasses me, I will go to police.
Well, at least I'll try, it's just a chance.
I may be able to save the forest.
Elya, you do understand, that he is just toying with you?
Artyom, it is me toying with him.
Welcome.
Come in.
I made a contract.
Wow!
Some serious approach!
And I would like to film everything on video.
I hope you don't mind.
Of course. Come in, leave your shoes on.
Harry, look who came by. Sit down.
We, the undersigned, Elvira Tsvetaeva and Matvey Rysak,
Have entered into this agreement.
If, after seven calendar days,
Elvira Tsvetaeva refuses to continue the relationship,
Matvey will refuse to build the Bitsa-Tower
On the territory of the Bittsevsky Park.
Then I will ask for one more paragraph.
Which one?
You will fulfill all my requests.
And if you tell me,
Well, like, jump down from the roof?
Look, well,
I won't hold you here against your will.
You can leave this house at any moment.
And I won't ask you to do anything
That can harm you.
Pleasure only.
All right, then. Everything but sexual intercourse.
No problem.
Do you have a pen?
Thanks.
We, the undersigned, Elvira Tsvetaeva and Matvey Rysak,
Have entered into this agreement.
If, after seven calendar days,
Elvira Tsvetaeva refuses
There you are.
Good morning. Slept well?
Fine. Didn't they teach you to knock?
There you are. Good morning. Slept well?
Fine.
Come on, I'll show you around.
Listen, I have to be at the university for the test in an hour.
I know, you will make it, let's go.
Hey, who's here? Harry. Come on.
Just don't help me with the test, okay?
I remember the principles.
Well, this is the living room.
You saw it. Here is the kitchen.
Bar, refrigerator.
These are paintings by my friend Alexander Rekst.
Well, he's kind of
Russian Banksy.
Here is my favorite.
This is my office.
Can I see it?
Sure.
This one is nice. And who made it?
Well, a friend.
It's worth nothing. Some dribble.
What's the difference? I like her.
I get it. You are not good at art.
Come on, I'll show you something else.
Some key chains?
Will you let me wear it?
It's all yours.
– Looks like ice cream. – Yep.
Something for fine motor skills I guess.
And what kind of jewelry is this?
These are nipple clamps.
Mmm.. I get it. Comfy?
Check for yourself
Some other time.
Okay
Am I doing it right?
Fly swatter
Mmm, so many flies in here.
Sometimes they fly in.
Modern technologies
Especially for you
No
The contract says no sex.
The contract says: "No sexual intercourse"
Are you some kind of Fifty shades of grey fan?
What's that?
A movie.
But the book is better.
I will watch the movie and will read the book.
Seriously?
You want me to plug it in?
And go to the university.
Okay.
Great, you'll love it
Well, hardly so.
All right, can I go now?
Comfy?
Unusual.
Hold a sec.
What?
Like I said, modern technologies.
The app knows everything.
You won't be able to cheat.
Hi, sorry.
How was the ride? Good one?
Hello.
Delovitov.
Okay. Choose a paper, Delovitov.
What's the question number?
– Eleven – Eleven...
– Hello, sorry for being late – Hello.
Be my guest.
What's wrong? Are you okay?
May I answer right now?
Well, of course.
Question number thirty three
What's wrong?
I'm nervous
Got here late somehow.
I don't know. A bit dizzy.
So, depletion of the ozone layer, causes and consequences.
What, are you unwell?
May I go out?
You were right about
You nuts? I'll just go to the toilet and throw it away.
And you'll break the deal.
You pull it out when I tell you so.
Asshole.
– Well, is everything all right? – Yes!
Then I'm listening.
Well, depletion of the ozone layer, causes and consequences.
And, action!
Let's begin with...
What's the problem? Have you been preparing?
May I answer another time?
Well, no.
Be so kind to value other people's time.
Let me give you a hint.
The decreasing...
Of ozone concentration...
Forms...
The Antarctic ozone
– Hole. – Yes!
Hole!
So...
Yes, well, what's next?
And...
A flow of solar radiation, it..
Penetrates...
Be careful, be careful. How are you feeling?
Sorry.
It penetrates...
Deeper…
And deeper…
Elya Yurievna, what is so joyful in here?
Nothing joyful at all. Honestly it is horrible.
– Alright, fine. – Glaciers, they are melting...
And...
And the level of the oceans is rising.
Rising...
It is rising
And the temperature.
Yes! Gets…
Higher...
Higher!
Have you finished?
Was that revenge?
Have you decided to make fun of me?
Why are you silent?
Colleagues, I apologize. I have to go.
Let's have a call tomorrow. Goodbye.
Do you just enjoy bullying people?
Tell? Does it give you pleasure?
No. You liked it.
The fuck I liked it. I just embarrassed myself.
Hardly so. The app says otherwise.
Dude, what do you want from me?
What do you want? Sex?
Let's do it. I'm ready.
Really. Go!
You don't seem to understand.
I want to see the real you.
Elya, sit! Elya, undress! Elya, be real!
Where are you going?
I'm going to drink everything here now!
Good luck.
Fuck!
Whose are these?
Yours now.
These don't suit me.
Listen, Zhannochka is an experienced stylist.
We've known each other for a thousand years.
Try this.
Elvira, first try this dress on.
Great.
Plainly magnificent!
Do you like it?
No.
We can do better. Yep.
– Beautiful. – Yes.
What do you think?
I think you should go in this one.
No.
– We can try something else. – Go for it.
Wow!
Very nice.
Well, I think it's ten out of ten.
Me and Harry – thumbs up!
Matvei Vladimirovich you have impeccable taste.
This is the perfect choice.
Thank you
So maybe you and Zhannochka will go,
You have the same taste.
You are on the same page.
Elvira, you just don't understand, you just have to find...
Just don't touch me please. Thank you.
May I go with this and that's it.
– By the way, that's good too. – Yes, this is a very elegant dress.
It is in trend now.
Something beautiful, something magnificent.
Could it be Hunbay, by the way?
No, this is a famous designer.
You probably don't know him.
Sure thing.
Do you want to break our agreement?
What are you..?
Alright, quiet.
Elya, stop that.
Are you out of your mind?
Her water broke.
Let's go! Sorry, I'm sorry.
And who is such a shy thing here, Matvey Vladimirovich?
Yep, I've asked for that. Come on.
I can't keep up with you, these hills are awful.
Don't want to ride?
– To drive? – Yes.
No.
Why?
It's too fast, I can't drive like that.
– Well, you didn't buy your lisence, did you? – No.
You'll manage. Hold this!
You like it?
Just don’t go too fast.
You scared?
The one to remove his hand first - loses
Ok
Keep your eyes open.
We didn’t talk about it.
– Hey, enough! – What?
Look at the road.
Eyes, don’t close your eyes!
Stop!
Daaaamn…
For fuck’s sake!
Lads, show me your papers and step out of the car.
Harry, please let me sleep a little bit.
You like sculptures?
Well if don’t have to shove it anywhere.
Good afternoon, Matvey Vladimirovich.
Hi, Katenka, you look great.
Thank you.
– New tattoo? – Yes.
Well, we got everything ready for you.
Come in, take off your clothes.
Have you decided to make a sex-doll out of me?
Almost,
But it will be fun.
Well then after you, Matvey Vladimirovich.
No problem.
Let’s go, Katenka.
What’s up
Hello
– Have a good evening. – Thank you.
So? Should we have a romantic evening?
Ah, with Katenka or Zhanna?
With the best chef in Moscow.
Look, I forgot to ask, you’re not a vegetarian, are you?
You eat meat?
I’m a student.
Awesome.
Well that’s very tasty.
No, really.
Really, just cream?
Try the meat.
That’s awesome
But potatoes…
For potatoes.
What’s that?
Dessert.
One, two, three!
What?
This…
Belgian chocolate. Very tasty.
Look, how beautiful it is.
You were saying that he’s got something else there small,
Here we go, please.
You remember.
Surprised?
Not really, just an ordinary evening.
Alright, I’m offering you to play a game.
We start eating dessert
The one who laughs first, loses a wish.
I’m making all your wishes come true anyway.
Well, you got a chance to have me making your wish come true
Ready?
Yes
– Yeah? – Yes.
Good.
Come here, baby.
Leave it alone.
Hi
You are so beautiful, sweet.
I missed You.
You lost!
And the super-prize — Motorcar!
Elya, please tell us what you feel.
– I don’t want to talk. – Tell me please.
Dad, look, I can’t come see you.
I told you I had a lot of studying.
I can’t make it.
Yeah so you have a good time.
Say hi to Vanya, Olya, and
– Knock-knock. – Ok, laters, happy birthday, dad.
Good morning.
Is that your father’s birthday?
Why didn’t you tell me?
I’m not going there anyway. I don’t fit in there.
Why?
Well...
That’s how it worked out, when mom left.
Where?
My mom died seven years ago.
And I don’t want to talk about it now, to be honest.
Sorry.
Let’s go, you’ll introduce me to your old man.
I don’t want to
We talk with him only for the record.
He’s got a new family, he doesn’t give a shit about me.
Ok
If that’s what you say, we leave straight away.
I promise.
Zhannochka, hi. Find me a top model.
Make a deal with her to give a few lessons
How to behave on the podium, wear heels and all.
Thank you.
Train?
No!
Take the wheele
Ready?
Yes.
Start easy.
One, two, three.
Come on, come on.
Enough!
Damn!
Is that revenge or something? Come on?
Come on, again!
Ready?
Come on!
Come on come on. Come on!
Stop, stop.
This house?
Looks nice
Oh, daughter!
What are you doing here!?
She has just been released from her parents house and there she goes
You brought your fiancée?
And what about studying?
How is your career?
Dad, Matvey is just my friend.
Close one.
Hello!
Hi!
Yuri Petrovich, happy birthday.
Is that for me? Well...
– Hello! – Hi!
– I’m Olya – Matvey.
– And this is Vanya. – Nice to meet you. Vanya?
So what do you do, Matvey?
Construction business, in general.
And what’s this?
You’re all in dirt!
– Dad, please, don’t. – Ok
Come, I’ll give you something to change.
Oh, how good it is here. So much snow.
Yeah, yeah
Can I ask you a question?
Go ahead
Elya was telling me, about some kind of a fire.
What fire?
Well, she’s got a burn.
She saved a puppy there.
Is that what she told you, yeah?
Mother went on the shift
And me and the boys as usual after work
Got drunk.
Came home,
Laid in the chair, fell asleep.
Forgot that I put eggs to boil.
And Elya was little
She went to rich for the pot from the stove.
And so she flipped the hot water on herself.
That’s it.
Ok, let’s go inside. Girls must have cooked a dinner already.
Well, come on, let’s go.
– Come on, Yura. – What?
– Why drink alone. – What?
Well, then I’ll be showing you a session of natural magnetism. Watch.
Look, look carefully
Funny. To be honest, I haven’t eaten pies like that since I was a child.
– Really good. – Thank you.
What, you don’t feed your man, huh?
Mom taught you to bake pies, right?
Dad, let’s not start
First – he is not my man
Second – there is delivery.
Are you crazy? What delivery?
You want to work for delivery till the end of your days?
No, no, no. That’s what you should do, look.
Buy buckwheat.
Some stew.
Let her show off. Let her.
You go and boil it.
You’ll save some money this way.
You know what to do.
That’s why our goodie fell in love with you.
Dad!
Enough.
Nobody is in love. I’m telling you again
Oh what do we have, I’ll show you now.
– Whoa. – Give me some.
What is it?
– Watch. I’ll show you now. – Dad, don’t.
This right here, here. Here look
She is funny
Liest here, some snot lies there
Little, naked, I’ll show you now.
Here. Talking about pies.
Such a lady. Couldn’t get off that pot till her first grade.
What’s the point of showing pictures on the pot?
– What, it took so long to teach her to that pot – Really?
You’re not going to believe it.
Here is my favorite one.
This one. That was her first day in the kindergarten.
Look how she is weeping. You know why?
Why?
She was afraid that we
Would leave her there forever.
Such a fantasizer. Can you imagine?
Who is that? I can’t remember her. This lady. Who is it?
Your own relative, distant one. Third cousin’s grandma, maybe.
That’s what I’m telling you, why you went so far?
What? Why are all of you all over my head?
Elya?
Elya, Elya.
I’m just fed up. Can we just leave please?
What’s up?
It just pieces me off, this circus. He’s showing off.
He’s just pretending.
Look, my dad really pretends, and yours loves you.
He’s just trying to find a connection with you, his approach, you see?
He should’ve done that when he had a kid on the side
And when he abandoned me and my mother.
Now I don’t need it.
Ok, ok, ok. Come here.
Calm down. Everything’s ok.
Calm down. Easy.
Zhanna, cancel the last thing what I asked you.
Thanks.
Where are we?
We’ll be there soon.
Get some sleep. Sleep, sleep.
Do you want me to drive?
No, no.
You had enough?
Tell me a fairytale.
Fairytale?
Once upon a time lived a wolf.
That wolf had two heads.
One head was telling to go left
Second head was telling to go right.
So he lived like that.
And once he met a fox.
She had one head.
And that beautiful fox fell in love with one of wolf’s head.
And she didn’t know what to do.
And at one point
Fox cut off the head she didn’t like.
And she didn’t think about
That the wolf couldn’t live with only one head.
So he died.
That’s a fairytale.
Thank you, I had a good sleep.
Good morning!
Get some warm clothes on, we’ll go to an interesting place.
Thank you.
You are so tired of driving cars?
Where we are going, my car won’t get.
So beautiful!
How did you find out?
– Honestly? – Honestly.
I’m a telepath.
Come on, seriously.
I looked it on your phone.
You were receiving SMS’s from some Artyom.
So I decided.
You like snek picking?
Very.
Here is our transport.
Whoa.
Artyom is calling
– Hello? – Hi.
Are you ok?
Yes
Listen – I bought us tickets
After tomorrow in the national park.
Hello. Are you happy?
Look, Tyoma, you probably should hand them back
Because I’m here already.
Are you with him?
Аhh..Yes.
And how long do you have left there?
I don’t remember, 24 hours, maybe more, I don’t know.
Maybe I’ll spend some more time with him.
So that’s the price for your principles, yeah?
Don’t talk to me like this.
I’m not comfortable
It just seems to me that he started to change.
Elya, people like this don’t change.
Tyoma, don’t lecture me
I’ll talk to him tomorrow and it’s going to be fine.
Elya, I’m just
I’m trying to save you.
You save your chickens, not me.
– Everything ok? – Yes.
Bite.
Careful, hot.
Remember I liked the picture at the house.
And you said it’s worth nothing.
It was yours. Wasn’t it?
How did you understand?
Just understood.
I don’t know, I think it’s rubbish.
It’s just
Like a hobby or something.
Maybe construction is a hobby?
I don’t know.
Less likely.
Will draw something for me as a present?
You don’t accept presents
It doesn’t worth anything
These I take.
Matvey, please, don’t.
What’s up?
It’s not..it’s not real, it’s just a game.
What?
Why?
I can’t do it, sorry
Good morning.
Thanks.
Today is the last day.
What are we going to do?
Nothing.
Can I Propose?
Try.
Will you introduce me to your parents?
You really want to ruin the last day?
Shunya.
– Hi, there. – Hello!
Dad. Meet Elya.
Vladimir Alexandrovich, Victoria.
– Pleased to meet you. – Wow, this is a first time Matyusha
Introduces us to his girlfriend.
Why did you take me as his girlfriend?
Why, really?
Why, really, can’t a son share a bed with his mother?
Why, really?
Well, that son is 40, and this is not his mother.
– Volodya! – What?
Elechka, come with me.
Let’s go eat, everything is already prepared.
– Nice to meet you! – Likewise!
And this was built by my dear Volodya.
He has a passion for large-scale projects.
Impressive.
Pardon me for disturbing you like this in just two hours.
Have a bite to eat?
Don’t worry about it, we even have a king crab.
You are such a monster.
Anything for my favorite son.
– Man, she has a nice ass. – Dad, stop.
I’m not lying, she has a really nice ass.
Quiet.
Elya, I’m aware that you study at a prestigious faculty
But what do your parents do?
My mother has passed away.
My father makes pallets.
Makes pallets, huh? What kind?
Wooden.
Not bad.
How about I get a job for your dad?
I’ll make him a construction manager.
Dad, stop acting like you are some kind of Messiah.
I can help her myself.
Come on, son, maybe your dad isn’t a Messiah,
But your dad at least always supports you
In all of your endeavors.
I even helped you with that project,
Those living batteries.
What project? You didn’t tell me.
Yeah, Matvey had such an interesting project
After graduation.
He invented flashlights which can simply be stuck into the ground
Under trees, and then they start glowing.
You invented how to use the surplus of photosynthesis?
Of organic compounds in the forest litter, to be exact.
Hey, that’s awesome.
It could be awesome, but it doesn’t work with our climate.
Come on, it has nothing to do with the climate.
Do you really know what prevents us from
Developing an innovation in our country?
Not a climate, but four factors.
Autumn
Winter
Spring and summer.
I’m not sure about this. I think
That the green energy is our future.
Poor girl, you are wrong.
Can’t you see, the cause of pollution is
The production of solar panels,
Electric vehicle batteries.
Also, do you know that they almost can't be utilized?
I know that people who want to develop it,
As well as Matvey wants, are stopped by others
Who simply stopped dreaming, and now they think only of their fortune.
You think I only care about money?
Very interesting.
Yes, I care about money,
Because I build houses
For people, to give them a job
And what useful do you do, huh?
– You just a fucked-up generation. Goddammit. – Dad.
Who the fuck give you that crap?
You, fucking ecologists, who can’t do anything
But run with posters «Kill the beaver and save the tree».
– Volodya. – Look at yourself,
You are using makeup.
Darling, do you actually know, what your cosmetics are made of?
From whale blubber.
That’s right, you fucking killed a bunch of whales.
Dad, just shut the fuck up already!
Calm down, why are you making a scene?
Did Elya really offend you?
Did she say anything wrong? Nothing!
Apologize to her.
I’m not kidding. Apologize to her.
You are wrong.
Volodya.
– What’s her middle name, again? – Yuryevna.
Dear
Esteemed
Elvira Yurievna.
Would you forgive an idiot who is myself.
I just went overboard.
This won’t happen again.
I promise.
Elechka, as for me, I’m on your side.
Dear son, show Elya our house,
Me and your dad will prepare desserts.
Right, honey?
Right.
Let’s go.
Here.
Thank you.
Come upstairs.
– Volodya. – What again?
What with all that scene?
We fucking murdered a freaking crab,
And they didn’t even taste it.
Fuck, that crab lived, fucking crawled at the bottom.
Fucking ecologists.
Well, here is the third floor.
We have a billiard room,
A cinema hall,
A winter garden, an exit to the terrace.
And here is father's office, a bathroom.
You will build it there no matter what, right?
Yep.
Take me to the dormitory, please.
Eco-slut
You will fulfill all my requests.
Artyom is calling
Elya, please forgive me.
Can we have a five minute talk?
Would you stop calling me? Please, give me a break.
– I don’t want to talk to you. – Wait.
Forgive me. I freaked out and got drunk.
I’ll delete everything. FORGIVE ME
Would you please do an alternative expertize for Bitza-Tower?
The ground and stuff.
INSCRIPTION: “Slut”
Matvey.
Matvey! Hey!
What the fuck with all this crap?
Why aren’t you answering the calls?
Are you freaking brainwashed by love, huh?
What the hell is going on? Son?
Wha do ya need?
A talk.
Well, some shit has happened.
Can you imagine, Matvey…
That… Trofim Denisych or whatever…
Davidych. Screw him.
He is a douchebag.
He issued phony examinations.
– The nerve! – No kidding?
Mine is phony too, yeah?
Well, duh!
That’s why you need to put yourself together and remake your project.
We are fucked…
Well, it’s not cancelled yet! What did you expect?
Jesus…
Don’t fret, son, we muscle in.
Gonna build everything according to my project.
Residential complex with sixteen floors.
Sixteen!
Ah. At the limit of possibilities, just how you like it, yeah?
Do you have any other ideas?
We didn’t know anything about the quicksand.
– You can’t fight the Mother Nature herself. – Dad, about the quicksand…
That fucking quicksand…
Now, son, put yourself together, we have some work to do!
What the hell are you doing?
I’ll get…my…my…
Matvey, keep this crap off, what the hell are you doing?!
We have no time!
Yep…
Dad, answer me. Is this shit for real?
Did you set your own son up.
Why? I don’t get it…
What, Matvey, what are you talking about?
Me? Lemme explain.
You were planning to cut off this land.
But they didn’t allow you.
And here comes your son who says:
«Dad! Lemme build a cool ass skycraper! At Bitsevsky park!».
And you instantly figured everything out, right?
«Go, son! Redeem the land! I’m with you! Just like papa!»
You said that to me? Remember?
You clearly knew that it’s impossible to build any skyscraper here!
Examination, Trofim, go. For you…
For you even fucking humans don’t exist!
You can’t even remember his name, but he goes to the zone!
And then the savior comes and says
“I’m gonna save you son!
Gonna build these sixteen-storey bug-ridden buildings everywhere.
I’m gonna save you!”
– And now you came to save your son! – Calm down, Matvey
Calm down, hysterics won’t help you.
I was wrong. Forgive me.
Went overboard. It was for the good. Everything for the good.
I raised you like that, son.
You know, dad, I wanted to tell you something…
Fuck you…
Elya!
Hi, there.
Aren’t frozen here?
My building project was cancelled.
I won’t sell the land.
You were right, there was quicksand.
Of course, the land sooner or later will be taken over.
My dad most likely will do it.
That’s all. I’m bankrupt…
Don’t know what to do yet.
I wanted to tell you, that
Well… Everything…
Everything that was between us - it was real.
I have never felt such things.
That’s all… Forgive me…
Goodbye…
Matvey!
Naughty Girl
How much longer?
Hurrying up already?
Relax.
Why are you smiling?
And why are you sneaking?
Relax. I know you’re gonna love it
Take a breath.
Are you alright?
Yes.
I have one more surprise for you.