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Tamra is a legend.
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Yeah, yeah, she's had two
hitless albums back-to-back,
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but someone else's take
isn't the ticket.
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We need hers.
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We need someone who can
get her to actually open up
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and be honest.
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Somebody who can
get her to say something brutal or cocky,
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whatever it actually is.
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What does she still want
from music?
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What does she still think was,
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you know, missing
from that last project?
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The only thing a story
about a legend like Tamra Camden is missing
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is as much Tamra Camden
as possible.
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Damn good point, Ariel.
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I'd read that.
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Thank you.
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Uh, I mean,
I would love to maybe--
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What about Chris Wreath
to write it?
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I mean, he would be
inspired, right?
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Yeah, strong agree.
I'll send him a note.
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Done.
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Okay. Good job.
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Moving on.
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On to the M.O.B.
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: It's just driving me
fucking nuts.
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I've been there
for three years.
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Three years of my life,
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and I haven't written
a single real story.
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- Yes, you have.
- No, I haven't.
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What are you talking about?
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I loved that piece on that,
uh... What was it?
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Blind martial arts instructor.
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- Oh, yeah, okay.
- How'd he do that three-finger thing?
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- Oh. Like...
- It was like...
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- Wow, you look cute today.
- Stop.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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This is how I see it.
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Step one,
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write about famous people
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because they're
inherently fascinating.
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That's where I'm at right now.
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- Step two...
- "Famous people."
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Okay. Step two,
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people start
to find me fascinating
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'cause I'm writing
about fascinating people.
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And then, three,
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take that goodwill and
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use it to write whatever
the fuck I want.
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What's the...
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what's the end goal
of all that, though?
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Like, what's the point?
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- Write a book. Like...
- Mmm.
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Books, plural.
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Then, show people that...
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I don't know...
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that I'm a good fucking writer.
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Show them what I... I think
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and... and...
and feel, love, hate.
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But at this rate,
I'll be, like, 35
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before that ever happens,
which is basically 40.
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Sorry, no offense.
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Whoa, hold up. I'm...
I... I'm only 32.
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- What the hell?
- I'm like... I rounded up.
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- That's wack.
- That's my fault.
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- I... I rounded up.
- Okay, also,
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is this one of those vents
where you just need to vent
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or one of the rare vents
where you actually want advice?
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Wow. Okay.
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The former. Right.
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Can you pass me the...
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I am open.
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I will take advice. I'm open.
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- For real?
- Yeah, for real.
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Okay.
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Well, with love and compassion,
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I don't think anyone gives
a fuck about what you feel
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or love or hate.
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Listen,
you're only 27 years old.
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You didn't grow up poor or rich.
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You have a good job,
a perfect bill of health.
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No addictions, no enemies.
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Hell, you've never let
anyone in close enough,
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present company included,
to actually break your heart.
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And your parents are perfect,
which is why you always shit on my mom.
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No, I always shit on your mom
'cause she's fucking crazy.
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Your problem is that
you're middle.
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Which is okay. Most people are.
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But it's experience
that gives people perspective,
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and it's perspective
that gives opinions their value,
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and yours is...
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it's middle as fuck.
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Okay.
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This eel is delicious,
by the way.
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Yeah, it's really good.
No, it's really, really good.
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Are you okay?
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'Cause I could...
I could take that back.
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The eel is really good.
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So...
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I mean,
now is the time, then.
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But why?
Why is now the time?
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I mean, all
the pictures are dropping in.
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Like, do you think he had
a ton of work done to his face?
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Probably, but I'm calling
bullshit on the whole thing.
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What's up?
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There's a rumor flying around
that Moretti's back.
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Like, "Moretti" Moretti?
Oh, shit.
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I know. It's a big day for me.
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Dina Simone
was my first ringtone.
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Dina Simonewas everyone's
first ringtone.
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Well, don't be a dick.
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Ooh, Stan.
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You hear?
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Moretti's back.
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-Oh, my God. You, too?
- I...
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Are we done? Huh?
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I mean, if social media
wants to freak out over every rumor,
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so be it, but you guys
are supposed to be journalists.
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Besides, no one
has seen or heard from Moretti
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in 30 years.
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If there was an album,
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I am sure they'd release it
the same way he always did.
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Uh, his publicist,
Soledad Yusef,
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would mail in a VHS of him
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nonsensically just rattling off
Moretti's career highlights
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and proclaiming that
a new album was on the way.
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It was nauseating.
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- Look at this.
- What's this?
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:
Hello, my loves.
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Hello.
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Holy shit,
that's actually him.
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It's been a long time
since we've done this dance.
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But I think this dance we do
is a timeless one. Don't you?
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: A lot has changed
in the last 27 years.
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Oh, my God.
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Can you believe
it's been 27 years?
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Look at me.
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I'm like a silver fox.
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Okay. I'm having too much fun.
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- Enough about me.
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What about him? What about him?
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Mr. Glam-boyant himself.
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The Velvet Caller. Don Diva.
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The Wizard of Wiggle.
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The icon responsible
for the highest-grossing world tour in history.
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The only living artist to
secure 38 number one singles.
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Yes. Yes.
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It is with... Ooh!
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Unmitigated joy
that I announce to you, my babies,
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he's bringing you a gift.
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The greatest album
of modern times.
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Future times,
all the times, really.
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And, in typical
Debutante fashion,
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he'll be playing for a select
group of people this weekend
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before he gives this
new blessing unto the world.
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And there is more to come.
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So much more.
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♪ Such a sweet little thing
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♪ Dina
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♪ And you deserve
Million-dollar rings ♪
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♪ Simone
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♪ I like
Your tight little jeans ♪
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♪ Dina
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♪ And I love how
She dress like a saint ♪
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♪ Simone
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♪ Hold me, baby
Hold me tight ♪
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♪ Kiss me, girl
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♪ It's Saturday night
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...Alfred Moretti.
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♪ See me watching
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♪ Paint the town
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♪ She's with us
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♪ Queens and Crown
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♪ All I want is you
And diamonds on me ♪
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♪ Ooh, don't you ever
Show me mercy, ooh ♪
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♪ I'm here alone
With reservations for three ♪
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♪ I need you
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♪ You too, perfect, yeah
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♪ Such a sweet little thing
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♪ Dina
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♪ And you deserve
Million-dollar rings ♪
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♪ Simone
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♪ I like
Your tight little jeans ♪
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♪ Dina
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♪ And I love how
She dress like a saint ♪
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♪ Simone
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♪ You chauffeur 'round
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♪ All around the town
In Cadillac Sedan de Villes ♪
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♪ And sex
Is your favorite thing ♪
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♪ Cocaine and blue pills
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♪ You, club
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♪ You, ballet
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♪ She, in the bedroom
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♪ Her right here
In the valet ♪
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♪ Bodies intertwine
In the dark lights ♪
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♪ Our souls
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Oh, shit.
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♪ Exchange under
The night sky ♪
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♪ Raging bulls
Till we fall asleep ♪
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♪ The sun is coming for us
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♪ Jealousy
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♪ Such a sweet little thing
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♪ Dina
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♪ And you deserve
Million-dollar rings ♪
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♪ Simone
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- He's back, my babies.
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Ugh. Classic.
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Truly a perfect album,
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up there with Thriller,
Hotel California, Nebraska.
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There's a second one.
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This is for, uh...
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Ariel Ecton.
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-Who?
-Seriously?
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: So,
what do you think of the news of Moretti
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coming out of retirement?
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: Oh, my gosh,
I mean, it feels like a dream,
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you know? I used to listen
to him all the time as a kid,
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and now my kids
get their own Moretti album.
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And you, sir?
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Moretti sleeps 12 hours a day,
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and then stands 12 hours a day.
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Like, it's
a "balance of life" thing.
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This is my favorite rumor
about this guy.
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Somebody's trying to suggest
that he bought Freddie Mercury's teeth.
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- And he might--
- Today's top story,
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Alfred Moretti,
arguably the biggest
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pop star of the '90s,
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has resurfaced
after a 30-year hiat...
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Smell that desert air.
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Oh, yeah, it's amazing.
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-Right? Oh.
-Hello.
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- Hello. Oh, okay. Okay.
-Oh.
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Ms. Ecton. Mr. Sullivan.
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Welcome to Green River, Utah.
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It'll be an absolute honor
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to spend this weekend with you.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Namaste.
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The other guests
are waiting just this way.
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Please follow me
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as we board the infamous Louise.
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Holy shit.
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Slow Lo.
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So, uh, rumor had it
that when Moretti toured,
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his outfits were
so damn heavy that the--
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Yeah, they would
weigh the bus down, and they would have to,
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uh, stop to fuel twice as much
'cause it was so slow and low.
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- Hence the name.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I just...
I did a little research.
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No, that's impressive.
That's really impressive.
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-Thanks.
-Yeah. Nice job, rookie.
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Okay.
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Well, lookie here.
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Hey. Long time, huh?
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Hey.
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Oh, everybody, uh, meet Ariel.
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Some young blood from
the magazine tagging along.
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- Hi.
- This is Clara,
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who you know of, I'm sure.
262
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And, of course, Bianca Tyson,
the top paparazza in the game.
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Stan.
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- Clara. Clara.
- Stan.
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Stan.
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I see you, uh,
267
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,105
took a break from being
268
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the most hated sex symbol on TV
to join us.
269
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Key words, "sex symbol..."
270
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Thank you... And "TV."
271
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How's print media treating you?
272
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:13,722
Oh.
273
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,289
Nice to meet you, dear.
274
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,117
Oh, nice to meet you.
275
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,335
I'm not sure
who that is.
276
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,685
That is Emily Katz.
277
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,862
- She's an influencer.
-Oh, Lord help us.
278
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,168
Wait, sorry.
Is she talking to Bill Lotto?
279
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,778
Oh, I know, right?
280
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,041
You'd think some of the sheen
281
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,739
would wear off after
he pivoted to podcasts.
282
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,481
I'm surprised he even came,
to be honest.
283
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,831
What do you mean?
Why would he miss the event of the century?
284
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,702
They hated each other.
285
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,184
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are about to depart
286
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on our
four-hour-and-eight-minute journey.
287
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Please feel free to luxuriate
until our arrival.
288
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,586
Thank you.
289
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,573
Oh, my God. Cindy Crawford
is such a legend.
290
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,879
She's my favorite
of his girlfriends.
291
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,489
Oh, that is sexy.
292
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,100
What are they doing?
293
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,153
Stan, have you been
reading this?
294
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,328
Hmm?
295
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,591
Oh, it's from the basket, right?
296
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,986
I haven't. What's the haps?
297
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:49,383
I mean, the haps are very,
uh, specific. They...
298
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,863
Hey, so this is a good time
to establish our game plan.
299
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,256
Oh. Yeah.
300
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,431
Okay. Yes, actually.
301
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,607
I was, uh, writing
some stuff down earlier.
302
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:57,695
- Great.
- Yeah.
303
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,394
So, you know, obviously,
304
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,744
I'll be the one
who writes the review and the piece,
305
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:08,097
but what I could
really use your help with is some note-taking.
306
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,756
Okay. Yeah, um, I... I would...
307
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:17,367
- You know, I could share--
- Nah, just the note-taking. Anything you see.
308
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,804
Weird books or, uh,
309
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,415
I don't know, orgies, whatever.
310
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,373
Just, uh, write it down,
311
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,897
and I'll give it a look
at the end of the weekend. Got it?
312
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,683
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
313
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,166
You know, I'm...
I'm really happy for you.
314
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,305
Who are these people?
315
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,046
Moretti diehards.
316
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,744
They've been congregating
since the announcement.
317
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,703
I even heard a few have been
sleeping in their cars.
318
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,793
All hoping to get
a glimpse of him.
319
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,100
Some people really need a hobby.
320
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,068
I love you!
321
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,696
Oh, thanks, honey.
322
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,266
I mean, had to wear
the boots, right?
323
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,789
-Right this way.
-They look perfect.
324
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,748
-Thanks.
-Oh, my goodness.
325
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,889
Welcome.
326
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:15,066
Before you head to your
respective rooms to freshen up,
327
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,852
to ensure
the integrity of this event, deposit your cell phones here.
328
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:20,811
We will return them Sunday
after your experience is over.
329
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,770
No problem.
330
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:25,773
Thank you.
331
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,392
Hey.
332
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,395
Ms. Katz.
333
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,187
Thank you.
334
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:52,930
This is a gift.
335
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,062
-Oh.
-Thank you.
336
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,281
Welcome, Ms. Ecton.
337
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,457
It's beautiful.
338
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,809
-Ariel.
- I'm gonna put this by my Emmy.
339
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,464
Okay.
340
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:44,128
Over the years,
my concerts attracted
341
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:47,915
a, uh, veritable who's who
342
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:52,267
of the revered
and the beatified.
343
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:56,184
And after every show,
it was customary
344
00:21:56,271 --> 00:22:00,493
for me to invite some of them
backstage to my green room
345
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:06,150
to take photos
and exchange pleasantries.
346
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:11,895
And, one night,
I had the unbelievable honor
347
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:17,161
to welcome both Chuck Norris
and Muhammad Ali.
348
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,513
And as is always the case
349
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,604
when two alpha males enter
the same space,
350
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:27,346
a competition ensued.
351
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,566
And soon enough,
Chuck Norris stood up
352
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:34,918
and announced that his hands
were so fast
353
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:38,444
that he could chop
a mosquito in half.
354
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:41,751
And just as he had finished
that sentence...
355
00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,057
Hi-ya!
356
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,539
I looked down at the floor,
and sure enough,
357
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:49,542
there's a mosquito
chopped in half.
358
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,763
Ali doesn't skip a beat.
359
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,199
He stands up,
360
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,767
goes to the center of the room,
361
00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,856
kind of leans back a bit.
362
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,207
Double-jabs it.
363
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,385
I look down on the floor,
364
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:09,344
and there is a mosquito
365
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,478
chopped into four tiny bits.
366
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:16,003
The entire room applauds.
367
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:19,398
But Chuck Norris,
very determined, does not give up.
368
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:23,967
He reclaims
the center of the room.
369
00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,534
Locates one, and then...
370
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:33,673
I look down, and sure enough,
there lay a little bloodsucker
371
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,067
cut into six tiny portions.
372
00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:41,245
And Ali, cool as a cucumber,
he stands,
373
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:44,901
scouring the room,
locates a mosquito.
374
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,207
Whack.
375
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,557
I look up, and that mosquito
is still airborne.
376
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:50,516
I say, "Ali, champ,
377
00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:54,694
"that mosquito is still
flying around."
378
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:57,218
Ali turns back to me,
and he says,
379
00:23:57,305 --> 00:24:00,221
"Yeah, he's still flying around,
380
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:03,137
"but he'll never have children."
381
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,188
And so,
382
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:15,932
let me be the first
to congratulate all of you
383
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,369
on being the first to hear
384
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:24,071
my 18th studio album,
Caesar's Request.
385
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,684
Let's dine, shall we?
386
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,475
Hi. It's so nice
to finally meet you. - Pleasure.
387
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,131
- It's good to see you.
- You, too.
388
00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:42,698
- Alfred.
- Young man.
389
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:43,786
- Mmm.
- Pleasure.
390
00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:45,396
I'd like to start off
by saying...
391
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,921
- Water under the bridge.
- Exactly.
392
00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:51,228
You look good, man.
393
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,795
You look good, too.
Not as good as me.
394
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,057
- Oh.
- Thanks, Ariel.
395
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:57,452
Hey. I heard
you're from New York City.
396
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,150
- Is that true?
- Uh, yes, it is true.
397
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:01,761
That's so cool.
398
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,589
- Thanks.
- I like your hair.
399
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:05,068
I like your hair, too.
400
00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:06,330
Uh, my name's Ariel.
401
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:07,506
Nice to meet you, Ariel.
402
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,159
- I'm Maude.
- Nice to meet you, Maude.
403
00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,726
Would you like to sit
with me, Ariel?
404
00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:12,423
Yes.
405
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,816
Yes, I would.
406
00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:17,820
Now a toast, if I may.
407
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:21,694
Because this, my old friend,
does not happen anymore.
408
00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:25,611
This, we have missed,
as we have missed you.
409
00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:26,960
Guys, this is my friend Ariel.
410
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:28,352
We're honored
to be here with you.
411
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:29,571
Hi. How are you? I'm Joel.
412
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:30,790
- Nice to meet you.
-To Alfred.
413
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:32,531
Alfred.
414
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:41,148
Hey. First Roll.
415
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,238
First Roll.
416
00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:48,547
Take a bite and pass it across.
417
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:56,250
There you go.
418
00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,208
Whoa.
You're like a panther.
419
00:25:58,295 --> 00:26:01,211
Are we gonna get
to see you dance this weekend?
420
00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:03,562
Don't fret, my dear.
I'm still uncoordinated.
421
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,565
Come on, Clara.
422
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,567
What?
Nobody moves like Moretti.
423
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,373
Oh. Thank you.
424
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:21,378
But it's a pretty one.
425
00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:23,380
Indeed it is.
426
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:24,817
Yeah. Thought so.
427
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:33,434
Jorg, right?
428
00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:37,307
Ariel Ecton.
429
00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:40,659
This is amazing.
430
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,619
Um...
431
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:49,929
Full disclosure,
I'm a journalist here,
432
00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:51,931
and we might be writing a piece
433
00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:54,150
just about how amazing
all this is,
434
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:57,066
and, um, I just wanted to get,
like, a little bit of background color,
435
00:27:57,153 --> 00:28:00,766
if you're comfortable
talking to me a little.
436
00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:10,514
I used to teach music
437
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:15,694
at Harden High School
in Charlotte.
438
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:19,698
One semester, I picked
my favorite musician...
439
00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,875
The Wizard of Wiggle himself,
440
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:25,704
to be the primary focus
for the kids.
441
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:33,450
One day,
I'm teaching second period
442
00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:35,104
when I get a phone call
443
00:28:35,191 --> 00:28:37,454
saying that Moretti
wanted to meet me.
444
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:40,196
And at first,
I thought it was a prank, you know?
445
00:28:40,283 --> 00:28:42,024
- Mmm.
- Of course.
446
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,374
No one had seen Moretti
in almost ten years.
447
00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,289
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
448
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,813
And then...
449
00:28:48,944 --> 00:28:50,598
he got on the phone...
450
00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:54,689
and that voice is...
451
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:58,127
...unmistakable.
452
00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:01,914
Like, this ain't no prank.
453
00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:05,134
That's the motherfucking
Debutante himself.
454
00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,657
Wait, so...
455
00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:09,443
Moretti just, like,
called you out of the blue?
456
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,880
He told me not to tell anyone.
457
00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:14,187
Did he say
what he wanted or... or...
458
00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:15,710
What?
459
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,625
No need. No.
460
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,845
I didn't even tell my job.
461
00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,020
No call, no show.
462
00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:24,371
I... I was on a plane
the next morning.
463
00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:29,506
And now, I teach music theory
to the children.
464
00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:31,770
Like, uh, you know,
little Maudey there.
465
00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:37,166
And John here, uh,
teaches phys ed,
466
00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:40,691
like, uh, oh, like, uh,
track and archery.
467
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:48,134
"Teach them young,
and the world will be yours."
468
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,572
That's from the book,
right? The...
469
00:29:51,659 --> 00:29:53,574
the... the blue one that's...
470
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:56,533
- Meditations of Level.
-Yeah.
471
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,057
Is that, um...
472
00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:01,582
Sorry, I don't... I don't know
how else to ask that.
473
00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,018
Are you...
474
00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:05,368
- you guys...
- We're Levelists.
475
00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:08,807
What do you, uh...
476
00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:14,116
What is that, I guess,
to you or...
477
00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,640
you all?
478
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:22,081
"The one and only holistic path
479
00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:24,823
"to prevent the obstruction
of creativity
480
00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:29,958
"and ensure the protection
of those divinely burdened to wield it."
481
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,051
Doesn't "sycophant" have an "O"?
482
00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:24,056
Probably, yeah. Um...
483
00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,319
- Hi.
- Alfred Moretti.
484
00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:28,495
Ariel Ecton.
485
00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:30,279
Indeed you are.
486
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:32,325
I was shocked to get the invite,
487
00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:35,719
but I'm truly honored
and thrilled
488
00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:37,243
to get to be here this weekend.
489
00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,419
I hope so.
490
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,725
Don't forget the "O."
491
00:31:43,249 --> 00:31:45,251
- Right. Yeah.
- Rest well.
492
00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:46,426
You, too.
493
00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:04,096
Congratulations,
and welcome again
494
00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:06,098
to this once-in-a-lifetime
gathering.
495
00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:08,274
For your comfort,
we have assigned each of you
496
00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:10,754
a 24-7 concierge.
497
00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:13,279
If there are
any accommodations that you may desire,
498
00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:15,107
please do not hesitate
to ask them.
499
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:18,197
None too big, none too small.
500
00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:20,373
Your concierge is here for you.
501
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:23,115
Holy shit,
the Moretti Museum.
502
00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:25,204
I can't believe it's real.
503
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,902
Oh, the kids are doing
a puppet show.
504
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,469
I love puppet shows.
505
00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,232
:
This song is titled
506
00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:38,886
Tomorrow, my love.
507
00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:40,409
Please enjoy.
508
00:33:57,165 --> 00:34:00,038
♪ The last time
I fell in love ♪
509
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,779
♪ I was 16
510
00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:11,266
♪ A little ol' boy
With some big ol' dreams ♪
511
00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:19,492
♪ Then she headed west
For this Hollywood thing ♪
512
00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:27,630
♪ Love didn't work out
Like it seemed ♪
513
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:34,855
♪ I begged her to stay
But I had no means ♪
514
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:39,512
♪ Stood there
In my cowboy hat ♪
515
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:43,124
♪ And my favorite jeans
516
00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:51,089
♪ And every night at 8:00
She's on TV ♪
517
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,049
♪ But for me
518
00:34:55,136 --> 00:35:00,315
♪ Things didn't work out
Like they seemed ♪
519
00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:03,318
♪ You deserve the best
520
00:35:04,276 --> 00:35:07,583
♪ And I'll miss you slow
521
00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:12,066
♪ 'Cause life's
Moving faster ♪
522
00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:15,939
♪ Faster than before ♪
523
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:19,552
♪ When we were young
We had time ♪
524
00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:24,513
♪ Felt seconds last forever
525
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,169
♪ But what I never knew
526
00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:31,781
♪ Was how much time
We'd have together ♪
527
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:36,177
♪ How much time
We'd have together ♪
528
00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:03,161
Hmm?
529
00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:05,337
- Ow!
-There we go. Go.
530
00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:07,426
Hey, what are you doing?
531
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:08,557
Go ahead.
532
00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,256
What are... No, let go of me!
533
00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:15,521
That's it.
534
00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:35,889
Morning.
535
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:37,499
Good morning.
536
00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:38,805
Can I get you anything?
537
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:42,983
No. I was just gonna
go for a jog.
538
00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:49,729
I can go for a jog, right?
539
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:38,228
Morning.
540
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,795
Morning.
541
00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:42,885
How are you finding
everything so far?
542
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:44,365
Good. Yeah.
543
00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:48,108
How was your morning jog?
544
00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:49,327
It was good.
545
00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:52,025
I, um... I feel bad, though.
546
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:54,723
My concierge had to jog
with me the whole time.
547
00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,640
You guys really go
above and beyond with the service here.
548
00:38:59,162 --> 00:39:02,427
Oh, that's the only thing
you find above and beyond?
549
00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:03,776
The service?
550
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,213
Yeah. Um...
551
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,564
I mean, the song was amazing.
552
00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:13,220
Like, genuinely. It was...
553
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,833
gorgeous and haunting
and kind of funny.
554
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,922
Funny? How?
555
00:39:20,619 --> 00:39:22,925
It's just not really how
I picture your heart, I guess.
556
00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:25,754
How did you picture my heart?
557
00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:27,452
Um...
558
00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:30,280
I...
559
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,891
Like Teflon,
560
00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:34,459
glitter-glazed and reinforced
561
00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,809
with a shit ton of cash
and applause.
562
00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:38,071
Pardon my French.
563
00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:40,029
Well, don't stop Frenching
564
00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:42,205
on my account, dear. Sit.
565
00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:45,600
Um...
566
00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:47,646
Really, though, I just...
567
00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,648
I found it really impressive.
568
00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:51,432
Thank you.
569
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:55,871
You're able to sing
about all that like it was yesterday, and...
570
00:39:57,351 --> 00:40:00,267
it was really kind of comforting
571
00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:01,790
that you hadn't lost a step.
572
00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:05,925
Thank you. Well, yes,
that would be a bummer.
573
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,709
Yeah,
that'd be a huge bummer.
574
00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:09,885
Hi, Ariel.
575
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,759
Um...
576
00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,240
not to get all
Anderson Cooper on you
577
00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:18,764
- first thing in the morning...
- Mmm-hmm.
578
00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:22,420
...but, um, this place,
this, um...
579
00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:26,772
religion, Level...
580
00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:30,863
...how long ago was it
since you founded it?
581
00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:34,214
Oh.
582
00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:37,957
Oh, no. I didn't create it.
583
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:39,567
You think I wrote all that?
584
00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:42,701
No, I'm just a simple songman.
585
00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:46,444
It existed long before me.
586
00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:48,489
But you are a member?
587
00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:51,927
Yes, I'm very committed to it.
588
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,106
What is it that you guys do?
589
00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:00,458
What do you mean, what do we do?
590
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,764
I mean, all religions
do something.
591
00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:05,288
Catholics go to Mass.
592
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,203
They drink the blood of Christ.
593
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,989
Muslims, uh, pray towards Mecca.
594
00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:12,295
You know, they...
they do things.
595
00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:14,559
All religions have things
that they do together.
596
00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:19,302
Um, then what do you call
a group that does nothing together?
597
00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,000
Congress.
598
00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:25,526
Actually, you know what?
599
00:41:25,613 --> 00:41:27,963
There... there is...
600
00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,750
one thing we... we all do.
601
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,186
Would you like to see?
602
00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:34,840
Yeah.
603
00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:03,085
Sorry about the odor.
604
00:42:03,172 --> 00:42:05,479
I wish that I could say
you get used to it,
605
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,046
but you don't.
606
00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:12,660
Now, this believer is engaged
607
00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:15,707
in a process we call Diving.
608
00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:19,319
That's something
we're all called to do.
609
00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:21,887
"We all," including yourself?
610
00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:24,411
Absolutely.
611
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:32,201
So, you eat them?
612
00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:35,988
For necklaces,
we source only natural pearls,
613
00:42:36,075 --> 00:42:38,338
so that means
we're obligated to open
614
00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:41,384
oyster after oyster after oyster
615
00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:44,518
before we find one
with a pearl in it.
616
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:48,391
Well, in a hundred oysters,
617
00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:52,439
how often do you find a pearl?
618
00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:54,441
Not all that often,
but distilling it
619
00:42:54,528 --> 00:42:58,880
into a chore of numbers
is beside the point.
620
00:42:58,967 --> 00:43:00,882
Well, what's the point, then?
621
00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:12,633
Oh, damn.
622
00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:16,942
We should probably...
623
00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:20,510
leave him to it,
let him concentrate.
624
00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:35,221
Um...
625
00:43:36,352 --> 00:43:39,051
forgive me if I'm missing
something, but...
626
00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:41,575
what...
627
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:45,753
What's the point
of that, exactly?
628
00:43:47,842 --> 00:43:50,366
Well, the Meditations of Level
629
00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:53,718
teaches us that the worth
of a single pearl
630
00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:58,418
surpasses the value
of all empty shells
631
00:43:58,505 --> 00:44:02,378
and that balance, true balance,
632
00:44:02,465 --> 00:44:06,600
exists not in the notion
that all things are equal
633
00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:08,776
but in the realization
634
00:44:08,863 --> 00:44:11,083
that all things are not...
635
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:13,694
equal.
636
00:44:15,174 --> 00:44:16,697
True balance?
637
00:44:16,784 --> 00:44:17,916
Yes.
638
00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:22,137
Like someone who would sleep
12 hours a day
639
00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:24,705
and stay up for 12 hours,
for example.
640
00:44:26,315 --> 00:44:27,447
Hmm.
641
00:44:29,014 --> 00:44:32,452
Did you really buy and wear
Freddie Mercury's teeth?
642
00:44:57,738 --> 00:44:58,913
Okay.
643
00:45:05,398 --> 00:45:06,573
Hi.
644
00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:11,186
Oh, hello.
645
00:45:11,273 --> 00:45:13,754
It's so great
to finally meet you, Ariel.
646
00:45:13,841 --> 00:45:16,452
Uh, it's nice
to meet you, too...
647
00:45:16,539 --> 00:45:17,715
Rachel.
648
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,327
- Okay.
- Okay, um...
649
00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:24,460
Rachel.
650
00:45:26,158 --> 00:45:27,899
- Rachel, hi. Yeah.
- Hi.
651
00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:29,552
What... what is all this?
652
00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:30,728
Here.
653
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,556
Oh, beautiful. Option three,
654
00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,515
with the olive foundation,
like we talked about last week, okay?
655
00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:36,690
- Okay.
- Thank you.
656
00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:38,300
No, I... I got
one of these, actually.
657
00:45:38,387 --> 00:45:40,215
Um... just, like, what is this?
658
00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:43,392
Is this, like, the...
the spa experience or...
659
00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:46,091
Right. Okay.
660
00:45:46,178 --> 00:45:48,833
We're gonna make you look
like the best version of you.
661
00:45:50,443 --> 00:45:52,053
Okay. Um...
662
00:45:54,186 --> 00:45:55,665
What number?
663
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,537
Okay. Two dresses.
664
00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:01,236
Let me ask you this.
665
00:46:01,323 --> 00:46:02,585
Uh...
666
00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:07,286
did you receive a call
out of the blue, maybe,
667
00:46:07,373 --> 00:46:10,811
from Moretti a few years ago,
and that's what brought you to this place?
668
00:46:10,898 --> 00:46:13,074
I'm sorry, my dear,
the schedule.
669
00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:14,249
Let us do what we do,
670
00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:16,034
and I promise
you will look and feel
671
00:46:16,121 --> 00:46:17,600
- like a million bucks.
- Yeah. Okay.
672
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:33,268
Mmm. Mmm.
673
00:46:33,355 --> 00:46:35,705
You have Pam Grier's
bone structure.
674
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,229
- Okay.
- Ooh, truly gorgeous.
675
00:46:37,316 --> 00:46:39,144
Let's not get carried away, now.
676
00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:41,189
Okay.
677
00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:42,843
It's so weird.
678
00:46:42,930 --> 00:46:44,497
You guys do fast work.
679
00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:47,152
It's like, one day
you just look in the mirror
680
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,588
and you're both
of your parents, you're...
681
00:46:51,156 --> 00:46:52,374
Okay, hon.
682
00:46:52,461 --> 00:46:54,942
So, how's the lady garden?
683
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,075
Um...
684
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,469
What?
685
00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:01,644
Your lady garden.
686
00:47:03,429 --> 00:47:04,691
Your cha-cha.
687
00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:07,172
Your vagina, my dear.
688
00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:09,652
When was the last time
you shaved or waxed down there?
689
00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:11,741
Uh, no, yeah,
I... I... I figured.
690
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,353
Um...
691
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,963
I don't know.
692
00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:18,792
Uh, I... I... I don't...
693
00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:22,404
I don't know why
it's any of your business.
694
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:28,846
It... it has been a... a minute.
695
00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:30,760
That's good. That's good.
696
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,111
Moretti requires
that everyone be unshaven.
697
00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:36,418
But what he actually means
is a full, tidy bush,
698
00:47:36,505 --> 00:47:38,725
emphasis on "tidy."
699
00:47:38,812 --> 00:47:40,770
We all do it, even the men.
700
00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:47,777
Does he have plans to...
to... to see...
701
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,257
I'm sure he doesn't.
702
00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:54,697
I've worked on The Debutante
since before the Cream Crush Tour.
703
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,090
He's had many impressive guests.
704
00:47:56,177 --> 00:47:59,485
Icons, people who had holidays
named after them.
705
00:47:59,572 --> 00:48:01,966
Football players,
Pulitzer Prize winners.
706
00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:05,752
Everyone with 100% certainty
has gone through this process.
707
00:48:05,839 --> 00:48:07,014
Okay, uh, sorry.
708
00:48:07,101 --> 00:48:09,321
So, um, because
709
00:48:10,409 --> 00:48:13,281
some famous, influential people
710
00:48:13,368 --> 00:48:16,589
wanted to... to...
to spend time with Moretti,
711
00:48:16,676 --> 00:48:21,246
they let you,
or whoever else, um...
712
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,032
shave them down there?
713
00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:28,818
Hey, as Moretti always says,
714
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,952
"No one is more of a star fucker
715
00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:33,736
"than the fucking stars."
716
00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:44,182
I mean, has the man
ever told a joke that's actually funny?
717
00:48:44,269 --> 00:48:45,792
- Well...
- Hey.
718
00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:48,360
- Hey.
- Wow, honey.
719
00:48:48,447 --> 00:48:49,709
You look gorgeous.
720
00:48:49,796 --> 00:48:51,450
Doesn't she look gorgeous, Stan?
721
00:48:51,537 --> 00:48:54,409
-No objection here.
- I mean, you guys look amazing.
722
00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:55,671
I love your hair, Clara.
723
00:48:55,758 --> 00:48:57,282
Well, it's a wig.
724
00:48:57,369 --> 00:49:00,546
Yeah, she knows it's a wig,
Stan, you miserable ass.
725
00:49:01,242 --> 00:49:02,809
And they put it on
a little bit too tight,
726
00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:04,028
but other than that,
727
00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:05,551
I think it looks fabulous on me.
728
00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,422
It does. This is a look.
729
00:49:08,119 --> 00:49:09,555
Um...
730
00:49:12,123 --> 00:49:14,342
Sorry, did... did...
did your guys's concierges
731
00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:15,996
stay with you all night?
732
00:49:16,823 --> 00:49:18,216
- Yep.
- Yep.
733
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,392
And did they, um...
734
00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:25,658
they shave you down...
735
00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:26,746
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
736
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,443
Okay. Cool.
737
00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:30,924
Fucking Moretti.
738
00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:32,578
Yeah.
739
00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:35,320
-Oh, hey.
-Hey.
740
00:49:35,407 --> 00:49:36,495
-Hey.
-Hey.
741
00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:37,583
Ooh. Wow.
742
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,019
- Thank you.
- Wow.
743
00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:40,368
- Bianca, look at this look.
- This is great.
744
00:49:40,455 --> 00:49:41,456
- Stop.
- You look beautiful.
745
00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:42,544
I've never seen you
look like this.
746
00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:43,806
All right.
747
00:49:43,893 --> 00:49:45,678
Shall we head
to the listening room?
748
00:49:46,461 --> 00:49:49,595
Um... we're down one,
though, right?
749
00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:52,250
Oh, yeah. Where is Bill?
750
00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:57,124
Mr. Lotto opted for
a longer massage session.
751
00:49:57,690 --> 00:49:58,778
He'll rejoin the group later.
752
00:49:58,865 --> 00:50:00,606
Typical.
753
00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:02,608
- Asshole.
- He's so indulgent.
754
00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,143
I'll only say this,
755
00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:01,841
humanity has been in debt
756
00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:05,584
ever since we found ourselves
on this tiny rock.
757
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:09,631
Every so often,
there is a Michelangelo
758
00:51:09,718 --> 00:51:12,286
who paints a Sistine Chapel
759
00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:16,116
or a Tina Turner
who covers Proud Mary,
760
00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:19,206
and humanity chips away
at that debt.
761
00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:22,905
Now, I'm not saying this album,
762
00:51:22,992 --> 00:51:24,820
Caesar's Request,
763
00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:27,519
will bring us into the black,
764
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:32,393
but you can bet your ass
it'll bring us closer to it.
765
00:51:42,403 --> 00:51:43,535
Whoo, whoo.
766
00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:53,632
♪ Hey, babe
767
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,808
♪ Look to me
768
00:51:55,895 --> 00:51:57,766
♪ The way you fall asleep
769
00:51:57,853 --> 00:52:00,204
♪ Tonight I pray
I'm in your dreams ♪
770
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:02,249
♪ Hey, crazy
771
00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:04,512
♪ Come to me
772
00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:06,775
♪ I love to play
The role of love ♪
773
00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:09,213
♪ Girl, write me
In your scenes ♪
774
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:12,738
♪ Cameras, action
775
00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:17,743
♪ Fatal attraction
776
00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:21,529
♪ Encore, concords
777
00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:25,533
♪ Latest fashion
778
00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:28,188
♪ Girl, you sexy
And you know it ♪
779
00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:30,364
♪ And you ain't afraid
To show it ♪
780
00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:32,932
♪ I adore you
Bring your gifts ♪
781
00:52:33,019 --> 00:52:34,716
♪ Bring your ass
Bring your lips ♪
782
00:52:34,803 --> 00:52:36,892
♪ Bring me Venus
I'll bring you Mars ♪
783
00:52:36,979 --> 00:52:39,112
♪ Bring the night
I'll bring the stars ♪
784
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:40,722
♪ I'll bring it all
785
00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:42,420
♪ All, all, all, all, all
786
00:52:42,942 --> 00:52:43,986
♪ 35 millimeter
787
00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:46,075
♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot
788
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,295
♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose
789
00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:51,472
♪ Light, love, rogue
Live, bold, die ♪
790
00:52:51,559 --> 00:52:52,560
♪ 35 millimeter
791
00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,780
♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot
792
00:52:54,867 --> 00:52:56,999
♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose
793
00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:59,654
♪ Walk, love, walk
Live, walk, die ♪
794
00:52:59,741 --> 00:53:01,917
♪ 35 millimeter
795
00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:11,144
♪ Hey, love
796
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,755
♪ Hey, love
797
00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:15,366
♪ I come alive at night
798
00:53:15,453 --> 00:53:17,542
♪ Let's be alive tonight
799
00:53:17,629 --> 00:53:19,500
♪ Sweet soul
800
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,937
♪ Pure soul
801
00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:26,464
♪ Bring a rise
Until I'm hypnotized ♪
802
00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:31,033
♪ Borderlines get crossed ♪
803
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,774
♪ Put me in focus
804
00:53:33,688 --> 00:53:35,081
♪ Girl, I'm hopeless
805
00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:37,475
♪ Don't be camera-shy
806
00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:40,129
♪ Let's both defy this life
807
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:43,872
♪ Put us on the screen
For everyone to see ♪
808
00:53:43,959 --> 00:53:49,313
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
809
00:53:52,664 --> 00:53:54,666
♪ Girl, you sexy
And you know it ♪
810
00:53:54,753 --> 00:53:56,885
♪ And you ain't afraid
To show it ♪
811
00:53:56,972 --> 00:53:58,757
♪ I adore you
Bring your gifts ♪
812
00:53:58,844 --> 00:54:01,194
♪ Bring your ass
Bring your lips ♪
813
00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:03,457
♪ Bring me Venus
I'll bring you Mars ♪
814
00:54:03,544 --> 00:54:05,329
♪ Bring the night
I'll bring the stars ♪
815
00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:06,852
♪ I'll bring it all
816
00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:10,464
♪ 35 millimeter
817
00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:12,597
♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot
818
00:54:12,684 --> 00:54:14,729
♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose
819
00:54:14,816 --> 00:54:17,863
♪ Light, love, rogue
Live, bold, die ♪
820
00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:19,256
♪ 35 millimeter
821
00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:23,521
♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot
822
00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:27,873
♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose
823
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,657
♪ Walk, love, walk
824
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:34,445
♪ Live, walk, die
825
00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:51,766
♪ Love
826
00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:55,683
♪ Live, die
827
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:06,825
Can we cut
the music, please?
828
00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:08,609
Honey, are you all right?
829
00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:11,786
Can we get her some water?
830
00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:14,049
It's probably a peanut allergy.
831
00:55:14,136 --> 00:55:17,705
I swear, that entire generation
just woke up one day with a peanut allergy.
832
00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:20,795
It might be the altitude, actually.
833
00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:23,581
Rachel, can we get her
an IV drip, maybe?
834
00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:26,714
And also,
check with the kind folks in the infirmary.
835
00:55:26,801 --> 00:55:28,542
- Maybe give her a once-over.
- Just breathe, Emily.
836
00:55:28,629 --> 00:55:31,806
You're... you're in great
hands with... with Rachel.
837
00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:36,811
Don't worry.
I've had worse reviews.
838
00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:43,035
Maybe let's all go
get some fresh air
839
00:55:43,122 --> 00:55:46,604
and let the music decant
a little bit, shall we?
840
00:55:46,691 --> 00:55:48,127
- Sure.
- Yeah?
841
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,389
Yeah.
842
00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:53,001
Thank you. I'm
honored.
843
00:55:53,088 --> 00:55:54,829
It's just so inspiring.
844
00:55:55,874 --> 00:55:57,963
Hey. You good?
845
00:55:58,050 --> 00:56:01,140
Yeah.
I'm just trying to loosen it.
846
00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:05,231
What's crazier,
847
00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:09,496
the fact that Moretti
has changed his wardrobe
848
00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:12,064
six times
in the last two days... -
849
00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:16,329
...or that he's still
the best entertainer in the world?
850
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,983
-No, for sure, but--
-Yeah.
851
00:56:18,070 --> 00:56:19,941
This whole thing's a trip, man.
852
00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:23,118
Him, this place, like...
853
00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:27,601
The people here
are weirdly talented
854
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,908
and seem mostly happy.
855
00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:31,039
Yeah.
856
00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:32,737
The scars on the hands, though.
857
00:56:32,824 --> 00:56:33,912
I don't know if I love that.
858
00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:36,915
- Huh. I hadn't noticed.
- Yeah.
859
00:56:37,742 --> 00:56:40,614
Um, you know Stan
pretty well, yeah?
860
00:56:40,701 --> 00:56:41,876
Stan? Yeah.
861
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:47,360
How apeshit do you think he'd go
862
00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:48,840
if I were to write
a secondary piece,
863
00:56:48,927 --> 00:56:50,711
like, on the Levelists?
864
00:56:51,451 --> 00:56:53,627
Here's the thing,
Stan is an asshole,
865
00:56:53,714 --> 00:56:55,716
but if you have
a real story to tell,
866
00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:57,718
not even he can deny that.
867
00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:00,982
There's something
that unites them.
868
00:57:01,069 --> 00:57:03,507
And I... I'm not quite sure
how to put it, but they...
869
00:57:03,594 --> 00:57:06,553
they're all very different,
but there's something...
870
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,121
It's as if they're all
faces of the one.
871
00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:10,383
Mmm-hm.
872
00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,080
Well, you know, Level believes
873
00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,779
God is a temporary
state of being
874
00:57:14,866 --> 00:57:18,783
and that divinity
is accessible for all,
875
00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:21,699
but soon fades away.
876
00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:24,005
-Right.
- For... for instance,
877
00:57:24,092 --> 00:57:26,051
when I created the bridge
878
00:57:26,138 --> 00:57:28,096
on Live Without Love...
879
00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:31,143
...uh, in that moment,
I was a god.
880
00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:32,797
- Capital "G" God.
- You were.
881
00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:37,018
But only in the same way the...
the person who, uh,
882
00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:41,719
created the horseshoe
thousands of years ago was a god.
883
00:57:41,806 --> 00:57:44,809
That is
really fascinating, Alfred. - Mmm.
884
00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,245
Do you think that...
885
00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:49,770
that that could be a little
bit alienating, though?
886
00:57:49,857 --> 00:57:53,818
Just seeing as most people can't
887
00:57:53,905 --> 00:57:57,299
and won't ever create something
888
00:57:57,386 --> 00:57:59,345
truly perfect
in their lifetimes?
889
00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:02,130
Actually, we believe
it's the exact opposite.
890
00:58:02,217 --> 00:58:06,395
That anyone can be a god
at any moment.
891
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,789
The opportunity is there
for everyone,
892
00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:12,619
from the boss
to the lowest on the masthead.
893
00:58:12,706 --> 00:58:14,186
Yeah, it makes sense, right?
894
00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:17,581
We are only vessels.
895
00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:19,800
Some of us have the goods,
some of us don't.
896
00:58:24,109 --> 00:58:25,850
Thank you so much.
897
00:58:25,937 --> 00:58:28,069
So, what's the deal?
How's the note-taking coming? - Uh...
898
00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:29,288
No, it's good. It's good.
899
00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:30,768
- Okay.
- Yeah.
900
00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:32,552
I've been finding a lot
of really fascinating stuff.
901
00:58:32,639 --> 00:58:34,772
- Mmm-hmm.
- I was thinking, you know,
902
00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:39,124
maybe I could write
some sort of secondary...
903
00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:41,256
like, a... a companion piece
to yours.
904
00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:43,215
- Secondary piece?
- Uh, yeah. Secondary, completely secondary.
905
00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:44,869
Just on the Levelists.
906
00:58:47,132 --> 00:58:48,220
Stan.
907
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,961
Be real with me.
908
00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:53,094
This is a cult.
909
00:58:53,181 --> 00:58:55,227
- Well, yeah.
- Or damn well near one.
910
00:58:55,314 --> 00:58:57,229
Like, this is insane.
911
00:58:57,316 --> 00:58:58,535
Yeah. So?
912
00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,493
So, I was talking to...
to Jorg last night.
913
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:01,494
Mmm-hmm.
914
00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:03,191
The backstories
on the members...
915
00:59:03,278 --> 00:59:05,933
They're all just
so fascinating. I could just do a deep dive--
916
00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,544
No, no, no, no.
Let me stop you. Stop, stop.
917
00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:08,806
Let me stop you there.
918
00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:10,416
We are publishing one story.
919
00:59:10,503 --> 00:59:12,418
And you're... you're playing
920
00:59:12,505 --> 00:59:14,202
a... a vital role in it.
921
00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:15,682
But, you know,
any and everything
922
00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:16,944
that's interesting
about this place
923
00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:18,163
will be in my story.
924
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:19,991
- Okay.
- Plus... plus...
925
00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:22,471
the... the... the weird
groupies in blue,
926
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,691
the fucking vases,
927
00:59:24,778 --> 00:59:26,911
god damn dancing,
none of that matters
928
00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:29,130
because it's about the music.
929
00:59:29,217 --> 00:59:30,741
That's the story,
you know? I mean...
930
00:59:33,744 --> 00:59:35,615
- Oh, my God. Stan.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
931
00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:37,530
Oh, somebody help!
932
00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:39,314
- What happened?
- Have Charlan rush here.
933
00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:40,446
What happened?
934
00:59:40,533 --> 00:59:42,491
- Now!
- Oh, my God. Take it out!
935
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:43,580
- No!
-Oh, my goodness!
936
00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,713
- Just breathe, just breathe.
-What's going on?
937
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,149
It looks like
it only hit his shoulder...
938
00:59:48,236 --> 00:59:49,847
- What the fuck?
- ...but still hurry.
939
00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:52,023
Just breathe,
just breathe, just breathe.
940
00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:54,591
Don't take it out.
941
00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:58,333
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, it's...
942
00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:00,118
I'm so sorry, mister.
943
01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:02,511
It was a mistake with my grip.
It slipped.
944
01:00:04,165 --> 01:00:06,385
Oh, my God.
945
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:12,521
Yes?
946
01:00:15,263 --> 01:00:17,614
Ariel. Come, have a drink.
947
01:00:21,966 --> 01:00:22,880
Ariel.
948
01:00:22,967 --> 01:00:24,664
We were just saying we...
949
01:00:24,751 --> 01:00:27,362
we should call over to your room
and invite you over.
950
01:00:27,449 --> 01:00:29,277
- We were just saying that.
- And here you are.
951
01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:31,149
There's not a lot left,
952
01:00:31,236 --> 01:00:32,803
but you look like
a lightweight, so...
953
01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:35,370
Oh, I remember when I used
to look like a lightweight.
954
01:00:35,457 --> 01:00:37,068
Well, we all remember
the '80s, Bianca.
955
01:00:37,155 --> 01:00:38,286
-Fuck you.
-Okay.
956
01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:40,071
-Fuck you.
-To Moretti...
957
01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:44,510
...the best entertainer
in the world,
958
01:00:44,597 --> 01:00:47,644
still the greatest of all time.
959
01:00:47,731 --> 01:00:49,646
- No doubt.
-Moretti.
960
01:00:50,516 --> 01:00:51,822
Ariel, what's wrong?
961
01:00:51,909 --> 01:00:54,172
Oh, this better not be about
the fucking article.
962
01:00:54,259 --> 01:00:55,303
I know that.
963
01:00:55,390 --> 01:00:57,610
Stan, is it possible
964
01:00:57,697 --> 01:01:00,352
that what happened to you
wasn't an accident?
965
01:01:00,439 --> 01:01:02,093
-What?
- We're here,
966
01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:03,790
in the middle
of fucking nowhere.
967
01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:06,053
They took our cell phones.
They took our laptops.
968
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,360
We have no way
of communicating with the outside world.
969
01:01:08,447 --> 01:01:11,319
They're surveilling us,
watching us 24/7.
970
01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:14,279
They're probably
fucking listening in to this room somehow.
971
01:01:14,366 --> 01:01:15,846
People are fucking missing.
972
01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:18,065
- Let's not forget about that.
- What?
973
01:01:18,152 --> 01:01:19,850
Are you sure
you haven't been drinking with us?
974
01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:22,722
Because this is sounding a little crazy.
975
01:01:22,809 --> 01:01:24,289
-Didn't wanna say it.
-Sorry.
976
01:01:24,376 --> 01:01:26,639
Something is off.
977
01:01:27,422 --> 01:01:30,774
Is this not alarming
to you at all?
978
01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:33,951
Like, is it weird
or fucking strange in the least bit?
979
01:01:34,038 --> 01:01:37,171
It's less odd to me
that Bill Lotto's pretentious ass
980
01:01:37,258 --> 01:01:41,132
thinks that he's too good
to listen to the album with the rest of us
981
01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:44,657
than it is that
the Alfred Moretti
982
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:46,354
did all of this
983
01:01:46,441 --> 01:01:49,314
to steal our cell phones
or something. I mean, come on.
984
01:01:49,401 --> 01:01:50,707
I don't know
why he fucking did it.
985
01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:52,404
You said that
they hated each other.
986
01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:55,450
Oh, yeah, they hate each other
over something so silly.
987
01:01:55,537 --> 01:01:56,451
Years ago,
988
01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:57,583
Bill gave an interview
989
01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:59,324
where he sort of
made fun of Moretti
990
01:01:59,411 --> 01:02:03,284
for getting his Doberman
stuffed after it died.
991
01:02:03,371 --> 01:02:05,112
-Oh, Tucker.
-That's right.
992
01:02:05,199 --> 01:02:06,461
That's right. Tucker.
993
01:02:06,548 --> 01:02:08,028
Oh. RIP.
994
01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:11,162
And then, of course,
Moretti was shamed a little bit
995
01:02:11,249 --> 01:02:14,165
because everybody thought
it was kind of strange,
996
01:02:14,252 --> 01:02:16,776
- because it's kind of strange.
-Mmm-hmm.
997
01:02:16,863 --> 01:02:19,953
This just doesn't feel
fucking right at all to me.
998
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,564
Okay,
and that's why you're the one just taking notes.
999
01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:24,915
- Okay.
-Just calm... Hold on.
1000
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:30,529
- What is happening?
- I don't know. It's...
1001
01:02:53,552 --> 01:02:58,687
The crowd...
the crowd is oh so upset.
1002
01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:03,040
Upset that I'm not onstage.
1003
01:03:03,127 --> 01:03:04,519
Yeah!
1004
01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:06,608
The back row is half asleep.
1005
01:03:08,306 --> 01:03:12,527
But the front row
is ready to rage.
1006
01:03:12,614 --> 01:03:13,833
Yeah!
1007
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,096
The drummer was an hour late.
1008
01:03:17,445 --> 01:03:19,447
He was in the back seat
of a groupie's car.
1009
01:03:19,534 --> 01:03:20,535
Yeah!
1010
01:03:20,622 --> 01:03:23,364
The spotlight just blew out.
1011
01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:28,761
But my sarong,
it shines from afar.
1012
01:03:28,848 --> 01:03:30,589
Yeah!
1013
01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:33,461
The price of the ticket was low.
1014
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,291
But we're booked
for another gig.
1015
01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:42,601
The microphone
is tiny and cheap.
1016
01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:48,172
But it makes my bulge
1017
01:03:48,259 --> 01:03:50,130
look big.
1018
01:03:59,226 --> 01:04:00,358
Bravo!
1019
01:04:36,568 --> 01:04:37,830
Ariel?
1020
01:05:33,277 --> 01:05:36,280
I love you all dearly.
I hope to see you soon.
1021
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,542
- Whoa.
-Are you... Are you okay?
1022
01:07:04,629 --> 01:07:05,673
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
1023
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,197
What's... what's wrong?
1024
01:07:08,981 --> 01:07:10,243
Just, wait a minute.
1025
01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:12,115
Let me explain, okay?
1026
01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:13,942
- I'm leaving.
- Ariel. Ariel.
1027
01:07:14,552 --> 01:07:15,596
Ariel!
1028
01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:29,654
Ariel.
1029
01:07:35,268 --> 01:07:36,400
I need to leave.
1030
01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:39,185
Why? What... what happened?
What's wrong?
1031
01:07:40,969 --> 01:07:42,536
Uh, where's Bill Lotto?
1032
01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:44,669
Najee?
1033
01:07:44,756 --> 01:07:46,845
I would assume
he's getting dressed for dinner.
1034
01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:49,674
Wait, did Bill
do something to you?
1035
01:07:49,761 --> 01:07:51,632
No, just, where is he?
1036
01:07:51,719 --> 01:07:53,112
Where's... where's Emily Katz?
1037
01:07:53,199 --> 01:07:54,331
I just left her.
1038
01:07:54,418 --> 01:07:55,680
She's feeling much better
and will join us
1039
01:07:55,767 --> 01:07:56,550
at the children's show.
1040
01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:58,900
Oh. Okay.
1041
01:07:58,987 --> 01:08:00,032
Ariel, you...
1042
01:08:00,815 --> 01:08:03,166
Can't you tell me
exactly what happened?
1043
01:08:03,253 --> 01:08:05,516
You seemed just peachy
yesterday.
1044
01:08:05,603 --> 01:08:09,607
Um, no, I'm not, uh,
explaining anything.
1045
01:08:09,694 --> 01:08:12,000
Just, uh, I want to go.
1046
01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,480
I'm gonna go.
1047
01:08:13,567 --> 01:08:14,916
I am going now. I'm leaving.
1048
01:08:15,003 --> 01:08:17,963
I'm sorry, but that simply
isn't possible right now.
1049
01:08:18,050 --> 01:08:21,140
A few of the believers took
the Louise into town.
1050
01:08:21,227 --> 01:08:22,402
They should be back soon.
1051
01:08:22,489 --> 01:08:24,796
Okay, well,
what about one of those?
1052
01:08:24,883 --> 01:08:26,189
Those will
get you ten miles.
1053
01:08:26,798 --> 01:08:28,321
You'll have to walk
the other 40.
1054
01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:32,282
Okay. Well, we have to
figure something out, 'cause I gotta go.
1055
01:08:32,369 --> 01:08:35,502
This is the opportunity
of a lifetime.
1056
01:08:35,589 --> 01:08:36,808
If you're too ungrateful to--
1057
01:08:36,895 --> 01:08:38,201
Jorg.
1058
01:08:38,810 --> 01:08:41,291
Can't you see
she's frightened?
1059
01:08:41,378 --> 01:08:45,556
And it's obviously something
we did or didn't do,
1060
01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:49,777
so I would like to apologize
for that and assure you
1061
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:51,649
that we will get you out of here
1062
01:08:51,736 --> 01:08:54,478
as soon as we can
possibly do so.
1063
01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:57,220
Najee, when is
the bus returning?
1064
01:08:57,307 --> 01:08:59,700
40 minutes, max.
I'll call them now.
1065
01:08:59,787 --> 01:09:03,617
In the meanwhile,
I want you to get a hold of Jeff and deal with the plane.
1066
01:09:03,704 --> 01:09:04,792
Get it fueled up.
1067
01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:06,533
Make sure it's ready to go
1068
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:08,405
the second we get Ariel
1069
01:09:08,492 --> 01:09:10,233
to the airport, okay?
1070
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:13,236
- No argument, top priority.
- Yes, sir.
1071
01:09:13,323 --> 01:09:15,847
But what about the puppet show?
1072
01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:18,415
Well, she...
she has to leave,
1073
01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:21,374
so she... she'll miss it
this time.
1074
01:09:21,461 --> 01:09:25,726
But we worked so hard,
and you were supposed to sit next to me.
1075
01:09:25,813 --> 01:09:26,945
It's not fair.
1076
01:09:28,338 --> 01:09:30,601
You know,
maybe we can do this.
1077
01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:32,820
If Ariel agrees,
1078
01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:35,649
the children's building
is the closest one to the gate,
1079
01:09:35,736 --> 01:09:39,479
and she could stay
and watch the show until the bus got here.
1080
01:09:41,612 --> 01:09:43,222
If you feel comfortable
with that.
1081
01:09:46,007 --> 01:09:48,314
I could see the entrance
from the building?
1082
01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:49,924
Like, I could see it?
1083
01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:53,450
Cross my heart, hope to die.
1084
01:09:58,106 --> 01:09:59,412
Yeah, fine.
1085
01:09:59,499 --> 01:10:01,197
- Yes!
-Okay.
1086
01:10:05,853 --> 01:10:07,072
Jorg, if you could...
1087
01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:08,421
Thank you.
1088
01:10:41,933 --> 01:10:43,108
Yeah.
1089
01:10:54,772 --> 01:10:55,860
Cute.
1090
01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:02,170
All right, children.
1091
01:11:04,085 --> 01:11:07,350
Presenting
The Tragedy of Billie.
1092
01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:48,129
Okay. I'm
ready.
1093
01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:49,957
Lady Day!
1094
01:11:51,742 --> 01:11:54,005
Tell us, has the trauma
in your childhood
1095
01:11:54,092 --> 01:11:56,529
helped you make
such successful music?
1096
01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:59,489
Coming from where I'm from,
to be where I'm at now,
1097
01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:01,969
well, I guess that's
a sweet song in itself.
1098
01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:04,232
But I wouldn't wish
my childhood on anyone,
1099
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,452
- even for success.
- Tell us about prison.
1100
01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:08,280
Did you perform any ditties
in the slammer?
1101
01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:11,370
Well, I'm no saint.
You already knew that.
1102
01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:13,546
And prison sure ain't
full of saints,
1103
01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:14,939
but neither is
the rest of the world.
1104
01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:16,854
Are you still on smack?
1105
01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:20,423
I'm very pleased to announce
that I'm 100% sober as I stand here
1106
01:12:20,510 --> 01:12:23,643
and plan to finish my days
exactly that way.
1107
01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:25,166
I'm embarrassed and ashamed
1108
01:12:25,253 --> 01:12:27,343
of the mistakes
I've made in my past
1109
01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:29,301
and ask my fans and family
to forgive me
1110
01:12:29,388 --> 01:12:30,650
as best as they can.
1111
01:12:30,737 --> 01:12:32,304
I know I'm certainly trying to.
1112
01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:34,393
When did the weight gain start?
1113
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:37,222
How do you feel about McKay
blowing your fortune?
1114
01:12:37,309 --> 01:12:40,094
Are you flat broke?
Reports say you're flat broke.
1115
01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:44,490
Billie, when will we hear
Strange Fruitagain?
1116
01:12:44,577 --> 01:12:47,188
Do you think
a former prostitute should be a role model?
1117
01:12:47,275 --> 01:12:48,581
Billie! Ms. Holiday!
1118
01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:53,151
Billie! Ms. Holiday!
1119
01:12:53,238 --> 01:12:55,240
Lady Day!
1120
01:12:58,374 --> 01:12:59,897
Something moved.
Something moved.
1121
01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:01,377
What... what the fuck is that?
1122
01:13:03,204 --> 01:13:05,381
- What the fuck?
- Oh, my God.
1123
01:13:05,468 --> 01:13:06,947
Jesus.
1124
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,388
Is... is this
some kind of joke?
1125
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:16,696
-What?
-Is there some... someone in there?
1126
01:13:16,783 --> 01:13:19,090
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
1127
01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,484
What the fuck?
1128
01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:23,747
Jesus Christ.
1129
01:13:26,314 --> 01:13:27,620
Oh, my God.
1130
01:13:28,969 --> 01:13:31,145
Em?
1131
01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:39,458
-Oh, my God.
-Time to go, children.
1132
01:13:39,545 --> 01:13:40,764
What the fuck
is wrong with her?
1133
01:13:42,069 --> 01:13:46,247
Um, I promised
I would be an open book,
1134
01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:47,771
and welshing ain't cute.
1135
01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:48,989
Well done, kids.
1136
01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:50,469
Very... very charming.
1137
01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:53,864
Uh, so I'll try and explain.
1138
01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:57,607
Whatever chemical compound
she ingested,
1139
01:13:57,694 --> 01:13:59,347
uh...
1140
01:14:00,392 --> 01:14:04,483
Sorry, science is a bit of
a "blah, blah, blah" to me.
1141
01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:06,050
Suffice it to say
1142
01:14:06,137 --> 01:14:10,489
that whatever
is wet inside her body
1143
01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:13,187
is rapidly expanding.
1144
01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:15,494
Is... is that
more or less accurate?
1145
01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:18,454
- More or less.
-You see?
1146
01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:23,763
Wonders happen
when we follow the science.
1147
01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:26,331
Wouldn't you say, dear?
1148
01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:30,030
Don't...
What the fuck are you doing?
1149
01:14:30,117 --> 01:14:32,380
-Oh, my God.
-Jesus.
1150
01:14:33,991 --> 01:14:36,123
Jesus Christ.
1151
01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:37,560
-Jorg, please.
-He's fucking insane.
1152
01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:39,083
-A towel.
- Move.
1153
01:14:39,692 --> 01:14:40,998
Move, you motherfuckers!
1154
01:14:41,085 --> 01:14:42,565
No! Let me go!
1155
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,697
Get off of me!
1156
01:14:46,394 --> 01:14:48,701
-Nobody leaves!
-I wanna go.
1157
01:14:48,788 --> 01:14:50,311
Let me go.
1158
01:14:50,398 --> 01:14:51,835
- Stay down.
- Okay.
1159
01:14:54,402 --> 01:14:56,796
Fuck! Look at that.
1160
01:14:56,883 --> 01:14:59,190
I mean, will you look at that?
1161
01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:03,281
Why is it
that waterproof foundation
1162
01:15:03,368 --> 01:15:05,283
is never truly waterproof?
1163
01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:06,458
Why?
1164
01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:07,546
Great question.
1165
01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:09,548
And, you know, I...
1166
01:15:09,635 --> 01:15:12,072
I must say something,
I'm afraid.
1167
01:15:12,159 --> 01:15:14,031
Um...
1168
01:15:16,337 --> 01:15:18,339
Many of us here
have worked
1169
01:15:18,426 --> 01:15:23,127
very hard to make this
a once-in-a-lifetime event,
1170
01:15:23,214 --> 01:15:26,652
and I find that
all of you are being
1171
01:15:26,739 --> 01:15:29,394
very, very disruptive.
1172
01:15:29,481 --> 01:15:32,092
Excuse... excuse me.
1173
01:15:32,179 --> 01:15:33,790
- That's dramatic.
-Let me go.
1174
01:15:33,877 --> 01:15:35,226
I just wanna go.
1175
01:15:35,313 --> 01:15:38,272
Excuse me. That's dramatic.
1176
01:15:38,359 --> 01:15:41,841
Now, may we finally begin
the Q and A
1177
01:15:41,928 --> 01:15:43,843
to discuss Caesar's Request?
1178
01:15:50,154 --> 01:15:51,285
Hey, hey, hey!
1179
01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:57,465
Sit!
1180
01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,816
Oh, my God.
1181
01:15:59,903 --> 01:16:00,904
Oh!
1182
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:03,341
Jesus Christ.
1183
01:16:06,170 --> 01:16:07,258
Shut her up!
1184
01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:17,007
-Sit her up.
-Intermission is finished.
1185
01:16:26,233 --> 01:16:27,365
What the fuck is this?
1186
01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:30,586
"What the fuck is this?"
1187
01:16:30,673 --> 01:16:33,066
That's what you said?
"What the fuck is this?"
1188
01:16:33,153 --> 01:16:35,460
So, the first question
1189
01:16:35,547 --> 01:16:39,203
of my first interview
in 30 years is,
1190
01:16:39,290 --> 01:16:41,597
"What the fuck is this?"
1191
01:16:44,121 --> 01:16:48,865
You know, I... I think
I could do better on my own,
1192
01:16:48,952 --> 01:16:51,171
so let's give it a try.
1193
01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:55,045
Uh, Mr. Alfred Moretti.
1194
01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:56,699
Question mark.
1195
01:16:56,786 --> 01:17:00,877
Why did you
1196
01:17:00,964 --> 01:17:06,186
name your new album,
1197
01:17:06,273 --> 01:17:10,234
like, Caesar's Request?
1198
01:17:11,191 --> 01:17:13,541
Thank you for the question.
1199
01:17:14,281 --> 01:17:16,893
And thank you, Billie,
for the invite.
1200
01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:19,504
Well, it's an insane story.
1201
01:17:19,591 --> 01:17:23,377
One day,
while summering on the Cape,
1202
01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:26,511
I was engrossed by an account
1203
01:17:26,598 --> 01:17:30,515
of the time that
Julius Caesar was kidnapped.
1204
01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:34,693
Now, does anyone here
happen to know
1205
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:37,087
who kidnapped Julius Caesar?
1206
01:17:39,045 --> 01:17:40,917
Pirates.
1207
01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:45,878
Pirates.
1208
01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:48,838
From the mouths of babes.
1209
01:17:49,534 --> 01:17:52,232
You're absolutely right,
Ariel Ecton.
1210
01:17:52,319 --> 01:17:54,408
Now, let me ask you,
1211
01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:59,283
uh, do you happen to know
how Julius Caesar responded
1212
01:17:59,370 --> 01:18:00,806
once he'd been freed?
1213
01:18:03,330 --> 01:18:05,419
He went back with his army.
1214
01:18:05,506 --> 01:18:06,769
To do what?
1215
01:18:07,595 --> 01:18:09,206
Don't disappoint us, now.
1216
01:18:10,555 --> 01:18:14,602
He killed all of his kidnappers.
1217
01:18:15,255 --> 01:18:19,085
Um,
he crucified them, actually.
1218
01:18:19,172 --> 01:18:21,653
Every single one of them.
1219
01:18:21,740 --> 01:18:24,308
No hyperbole,
no foundational myth
1220
01:18:24,395 --> 01:18:28,399
about a man walking on water.
1221
01:18:28,486 --> 01:18:33,534
Just simple, actual
crucifixion for all of them.
1222
01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:36,886
Now tell me, teacher's pet,
1223
01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:39,758
on whom I'm about to place
a big, big bet...
1224
01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:43,370
what's the best part
of the story?
1225
01:18:44,763 --> 01:18:45,938
Um...
1226
01:18:46,896 --> 01:18:49,246
Well, the best part
1227
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:52,597
of the story is that
1228
01:18:52,684 --> 01:18:57,820
the pirates who kidnapped
the Julius Caesar
1229
01:18:57,907 --> 01:19:00,866
thought he was
a commoner.
1230
01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:03,303
They thought
they were his equal.
1231
01:19:04,304 --> 01:19:07,960
And because
of this misconception,
1232
01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:11,442
they asked the same ransom
for Julius Caesar
1233
01:19:11,529 --> 01:19:14,227
that they would've asked
for any Joe Schmo Roman.
1234
01:19:14,314 --> 01:19:17,578
And this meant that
Caesar was obligated
1235
01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:21,017
to demand a raise in his ransom
1236
01:19:21,104 --> 01:19:24,411
so that it would be commensurate
with his position.
1237
01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:28,938
And what does that tell us?
Well...
1238
01:19:30,722 --> 01:19:34,160
It tells us that royalty,
1239
01:19:34,247 --> 01:19:37,947
even when at the mercy
of peasants,
1240
01:19:38,034 --> 01:19:40,776
is still royalty, doesn't it?
1241
01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,475
Doesn't it?
1242
01:19:47,043 --> 01:19:49,785
Now,
what about that story, kids?
1243
01:19:51,612 --> 01:19:54,659
And how about that puppet show?
1244
01:19:54,746 --> 01:19:58,445
The Tragedy of Billie.
1245
01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:02,362
I think that interview
went rather well.
1246
01:20:02,449 --> 01:20:04,451
-Wonderful,
-No.
1247
01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:06,105
Please, please.
1248
01:20:06,192 --> 01:20:07,280
- Please let me go.
-Stan.
1249
01:20:07,367 --> 01:20:09,108
Please. Please.
1250
01:20:11,371 --> 01:20:12,546
No, no, please.
1251
01:20:12,633 --> 01:20:14,331
I'm sorry.
1252
01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:15,419
Please.
1253
01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:18,509
Stan. No.
1254
01:20:32,175 --> 01:20:33,263
Belle.
1255
01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:56,416
♪ Baby Jane, I lost my nerve
1256
01:20:56,503 --> 01:21:00,072
♪ Hear my heart
Please ignore my words ♪
1257
01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:02,466
♪ We jumped the broom
That was the best of days ♪
1258
01:21:03,989 --> 01:21:07,558
♪ Since we broke up
I've been in a daze ♪
1259
01:21:07,645 --> 01:21:11,040
♪ Baby Jane
Please don't take the cat ♪
1260
01:21:20,179 --> 01:21:21,833
: Welcome
to the Rhinestone Chalet,
1261
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:24,444
Moretti's childhood home
turned interactive museum.
1262
01:21:24,531 --> 01:21:27,012
Did you know
that Alfred's roots come from Peoria, Illinois?
1263
01:21:27,099 --> 01:21:30,059
...feel to you until that day.
1264
01:21:30,146 --> 01:21:31,451
I mean, until that moment.
1265
01:21:36,456 --> 01:21:38,154
Circle back around.
1266
01:22:31,468 --> 01:22:32,643
So jealous.
1267
01:22:45,917 --> 01:22:47,527
You're still pretty.
1268
01:25:13,499 --> 01:25:18,417
...sacrifice of
our beautiful creation.
1269
01:25:18,504 --> 01:25:21,986
See, we can't, uh,
un-paint a canvas
1270
01:25:22,073 --> 01:25:25,642
or un-play a chord.
1271
01:25:25,729 --> 01:25:28,384
And if a mistake has been made,
1272
01:25:28,471 --> 01:25:30,864
either yours or someone else's,
1273
01:25:30,951 --> 01:25:33,215
the only way to rectify it
1274
01:25:33,302 --> 01:25:37,393
is to make something beautiful.
1275
01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:43,703
Now, I've studied
at every temple of taste
1276
01:25:43,790 --> 01:25:46,184
in the entire world.
1277
01:25:46,271 --> 01:25:49,622
I've picked over
every reliquary that exists.
1278
01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:56,499
But I've never seen anything
as beautiful as you pearls.
1279
01:26:01,721 --> 01:26:05,682
We don't know
what tomorrow will bring.
1280
01:26:05,769 --> 01:26:06,944
Maybe we'll all be together...
1281
01:26:10,817 --> 01:26:12,689
Listen to me.
1282
01:26:12,776 --> 01:26:15,518
When you get to the gate,
make a right, okay?
1283
01:26:17,128 --> 01:26:20,175
And then, go until you see
the light, all right?
1284
01:26:21,915 --> 01:26:24,788
But let's hope
it's something beautiful.
1285
01:26:24,875 --> 01:26:27,007
To our time in the sand.
1286
01:26:27,094 --> 01:26:29,096
To our time
in the sand.
1287
01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:30,794
Push me.
1288
01:26:31,403 --> 01:26:32,535
Cheers.
1289
01:26:40,107 --> 01:26:41,326
Cheers.
1290
01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:25,082
Hey.
1291
01:28:25,865 --> 01:28:27,258
Help, help, help!
1292
01:28:27,345 --> 01:28:29,304
- Who are you?
- I was in the house.
1293
01:28:29,391 --> 01:28:31,915
I was there,
and people are dead, and we have to go.
1294
01:28:32,002 --> 01:28:34,178
-You were in there?
- Yes, I was in there.
1295
01:28:35,179 --> 01:28:37,181
Holy shit, you're bleeding.
Are you hurt?
1296
01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:39,139
- Yes, I am hurt!
- Is Moretti hurt?
1297
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:42,317
Yes, he's hurt,
so we have to go.
1298
01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:43,796
- You met Moretti?
- We have to leave.
1299
01:28:43,883 --> 01:28:45,320
Wait, did he do the
wiggle?
1300
01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:46,669
I bet he did the wiggle.
1301
01:28:46,756 --> 01:28:48,410
Did you hear
the new song...
1302
01:28:48,497 --> 01:28:49,802
I'm so sorry!
1303
01:29:47,991 --> 01:29:50,602
: Do you think
about why that Levelist helped you escape that night?
1304
01:29:51,473 --> 01:29:53,518
Or do you mentally try not
to go back to that time?
1305
01:29:56,042 --> 01:29:57,740
Maybe a mix of both.
I don't know.
1306
01:29:57,827 --> 01:29:59,959
I'm... This is, like,
my millionth interview this month,
1307
01:30:00,046 --> 01:30:01,352
so you have to forgive me.
1308
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,701
Book tours are...
1309
01:30:03,267 --> 01:30:04,529
Exhausting.
1310
01:30:04,616 --> 01:30:07,576
- Yeah, exhausting.
- Yes, I'm tired.
1311
01:30:07,663 --> 01:30:10,970
So, you know I gotta ask...
1312
01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:15,671
Is that how it really happened
when you went back to the compound?
1313
01:30:15,758 --> 01:30:17,499
It's... it's exactly
as I wrote it.
1314
01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:05,024
: And he was
actually just sitting there alone,
1315
01:31:05,111 --> 01:31:07,810
still in the white suit,
playing the piano?
1316
01:31:08,637 --> 01:31:12,771
I do feel like I've said this
a million times at this point,
1317
01:31:12,858 --> 01:31:16,079
but it was, uh, surreal.
1318
01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:19,952
Cops haven't been able to
locate a single Levelist body.
1319
01:31:20,039 --> 01:31:22,128
They still haven't found
the fan who was at the gate.
1320
01:31:22,215 --> 01:31:23,782
- Just nothing.
- Hmm.
1321
01:31:23,869 --> 01:31:25,480
Um, sorry.
1322
01:31:27,612 --> 01:31:29,222
- Do you mind if I...
- Oh, yeah.
1323
01:31:29,309 --> 01:31:30,572
Thanks.
1324
01:31:32,835 --> 01:31:34,097
Hello? This is Ariel Ecton.
1325
01:31:34,184 --> 01:31:35,664
Ariel. Guess who.
1326
01:31:35,751 --> 01:31:38,449
It's Soledad Yusef calling
from sunny Malibu, California.
1327
01:31:38,536 --> 01:31:40,582
And how do you find yourself
this Monday morning?
1328
01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:44,803
My love? Hello?
1329
01:31:44,890 --> 01:31:48,198
- What do you want?
- Ooh. Someone's spicy this morning.
1330
01:31:49,721 --> 01:31:52,724
But I believe it's more
of what you want.
1331
01:31:52,811 --> 01:31:55,031
Didn't you send in
six interview requests
1332
01:31:55,118 --> 01:31:57,424
to sit down with Mr. Moretti
for your novel?
1333
01:31:57,512 --> 01:32:00,515
Well, you're in luck.
Mr. Moretti would like to sit down this evening
1334
01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:02,691
at the high-risk
state hospital in Reno.
1335
01:32:02,778 --> 01:32:04,997
It's like a medieval torture
chamber, if you ask me.
1336
01:32:05,084 --> 01:32:06,999
Honestly, these states
should be tried for the way they treat people.
1337
01:32:07,086 --> 01:32:08,958
It's just absolutely abhorrent.
1338
01:32:09,045 --> 01:32:10,568
: Soledad, you are aware
1339
01:32:10,655 --> 01:32:12,265
that your client,
Alfred Moretti,
1340
01:32:12,352 --> 01:32:15,181
pled guilty to the murder
of five innocent people,
1341
01:32:15,268 --> 01:32:17,575
tried to kill me,
and is suspected
1342
01:32:17,662 --> 01:32:20,404
of leading hundreds
of Levelists to mass suicide?
1343
01:32:20,491 --> 01:32:21,536
He's passionate.
1344
01:32:23,102 --> 01:32:25,104
Ciao, my darling.
Take care of yourself.
1345
01:32:41,077 --> 01:32:43,688
Salutations, as they say.
1346
01:33:01,793 --> 01:33:03,360
Oh, heavy.
1347
01:33:04,796 --> 01:33:06,189
Shall we get started?
1348
01:33:11,629 --> 01:33:12,717
Python.
1349
01:33:13,762 --> 01:33:16,852
- Excuse me?
- Well, in your novel, you wrote that when...
1350
01:33:16,939 --> 01:33:19,202
the first day we met
1351
01:33:19,289 --> 01:33:23,162
that I was wearing
cream-colored alligator boots,
1352
01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:26,992
but in fact, they were
smoke-colored python boots.
1353
01:33:27,079 --> 01:33:30,866
Now, of course,
that's an easy mistake to make for an untrained eye,
1354
01:33:30,953 --> 01:33:33,999
but, uh, I would never.
It's unimaginable--
1355
01:33:34,086 --> 01:33:35,827
In my "novel," you said?
1356
01:33:36,828 --> 01:33:39,918
In my 320-page non-fiction text,
1357
01:33:40,005 --> 01:33:43,530
your biggest gripe is with
the material of your boots?
1358
01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:46,969
You know, it's just, a little
constructive criticism
1359
01:33:47,056 --> 01:33:49,406
never killed anyone, Ariel.
1360
01:33:52,931 --> 01:33:54,106
Okay.
1361
01:33:54,193 --> 01:33:56,152
Um...
1362
01:33:59,242 --> 01:34:02,637
I didn't expect you
to be remorseful like a normal person,
1363
01:34:02,724 --> 01:34:06,641
but I came here
to try to report the truth
1364
01:34:06,728 --> 01:34:08,381
so that there's closure
for the families and--
1365
01:34:08,468 --> 01:34:10,949
And to sell a few more books.
1366
01:34:11,036 --> 01:34:15,040
- Well...
- Ariel, while you circle around and around
1367
01:34:15,127 --> 01:34:18,130
the one question
1368
01:34:18,217 --> 01:34:23,353
that you most assuredly
came here to ask me... Very quickly...
1369
01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:26,443
Primitive man chose their leader
1370
01:34:26,530 --> 01:34:30,577
in the same way that
animals chose their leader...
1371
01:34:31,361 --> 01:34:32,884
uh, brute strength.
1372
01:34:32,971 --> 01:34:36,105
Yeah, I... I'm familiar
with Darwin's theory.
1373
01:34:36,192 --> 01:34:39,674
Uh, what does that have to do
with you being a murderer?
1374
01:34:41,153 --> 01:34:43,503
Man evolved.
1375
01:34:43,590 --> 01:34:45,027
Humanity evolved.
1376
01:34:45,114 --> 01:34:48,987
Um, it, uh, created government
1377
01:34:49,074 --> 01:34:50,989
and rules and law.
1378
01:34:51,076 --> 01:34:55,472
And with those things,
then the criteria
1379
01:34:55,559 --> 01:34:58,649
for what was needed
in a leader changed.
1380
01:34:58,736 --> 01:35:02,261
So, it went from this
to left brain.
1381
01:35:03,175 --> 01:35:06,962
To be president,
you have to go to an Ivy League school
1382
01:35:07,049 --> 01:35:09,747
and get a little Ivy League
law degree
1383
01:35:09,834 --> 01:35:14,230
to signal to the rest of us,
the peons,
1384
01:35:14,317 --> 01:35:16,928
uh, that this is
the smart person.
1385
01:35:17,015 --> 01:35:18,887
But look at where we are.
1386
01:35:18,974 --> 01:35:21,977
Today's world is burning,
literally.
1387
01:35:22,064 --> 01:35:25,632
Illiteracy is at its highest.
We've never been more divided.
1388
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,853
We have permanent war,
and the list goes on.
1389
01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:33,249
So, clearly, the metric,
this left-brain metric,
1390
01:35:33,336 --> 01:35:35,991
failed miserably.
1391
01:35:36,078 --> 01:35:39,124
But there is an answer.
1392
01:35:39,777 --> 01:35:41,779
A new evolution.
1393
01:35:43,172 --> 01:35:49,178
So, won't be this anymore
or this left brain
1394
01:35:49,265 --> 01:35:51,223
but this right brain
1395
01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:55,619
where the most creative
are in charge.
1396
01:35:55,706 --> 01:36:00,798
Look, I'm not just gonna
sit here and act like I didn't find Stan's old article
1397
01:36:00,885 --> 01:36:03,801
where he referred to Tilt
as overrated,
1398
01:36:03,888 --> 01:36:07,283
Bianca's rather unflattering
paparazzi shots.
1399
01:36:07,370 --> 01:36:08,937
Not good. Not too pretty.
1400
01:36:09,024 --> 01:36:11,678
And let's not forget Clara's
digs about your bald head.
1401
01:36:11,766 --> 01:36:13,245
And even you can't
wiggle your way free
1402
01:36:13,332 --> 01:36:14,769
after murdering
hundreds of people.
1403
01:36:14,856 --> 01:36:16,858
I didn't murder
hundreds of people.
1404
01:36:16,945 --> 01:36:19,774
You didn't murder Stan Sullivan,
Clara Armstrong,
1405
01:36:19,861 --> 01:36:22,124
Bianca Tyson,
Emily Katz, and Bill Lotto?
1406
01:36:22,211 --> 01:36:23,995
Oh, yeah, I murdered them.
1407
01:36:25,344 --> 01:36:29,653
You should know
your masterpiece, Ariel,
1408
01:36:29,740 --> 01:36:33,657
is also the introduction
to our story.
1409
01:36:35,441 --> 01:36:37,182
No one will condone murder.
1410
01:36:39,315 --> 01:36:43,406
But if it's scandalous enough,
they'll never stop talking about it.
1411
01:36:43,493 --> 01:36:46,626
Besides, you're not gonna stop
becoming Catholic
1412
01:36:46,713 --> 01:36:49,194
'cause you read a book
about the Crusades.
1413
01:36:49,281 --> 01:36:53,633
You're serving a life sentence
five times over.
1414
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:56,549
Why not just tell us
where the bodies are?
1415
01:36:56,636 --> 01:36:58,203
Where are the Levelists?
1416
01:36:59,291 --> 01:37:00,510
Around.
1417
01:37:01,380 --> 01:37:06,516
We're spread out,
but still connected to teach the young
1418
01:37:06,603 --> 01:37:08,823
and sprout new chapters,
1419
01:37:08,910 --> 01:37:11,129
to preserve dying crafts,
1420
01:37:11,216 --> 01:37:13,349
to inspire and comfort,
1421
01:37:13,436 --> 01:37:16,918
to fan the flames
of raw enthusiasm,
1422
01:37:17,005 --> 01:37:22,575
to closely monitor those
who obstruct the divinely burdened.
1423
01:37:22,662 --> 01:37:25,361
Not hiding but waiting.
1424
01:37:25,448 --> 01:37:27,624
Waiting to better tomorrow.
1425
01:37:27,711 --> 01:37:30,801
So, what was in
the champagne glasses, then?
1426
01:37:33,021 --> 01:37:34,283
Champagne.
1427
01:37:34,370 --> 01:37:36,328
- Okay.
-Oh.
1428
01:37:36,415 --> 01:37:38,765
With talent comes forgiveness.
1429
01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:40,593
The bigger the talent,
1430
01:37:40,680 --> 01:37:43,205
the more complete
the forgiveness.
1431
01:37:44,206 --> 01:37:47,470
Level will grow and grow.
1432
01:37:49,602 --> 01:37:52,910
We just, uh...
1433
01:37:53,476 --> 01:37:56,479
needed someone
to get the ball rolling.
1434
01:37:56,566 --> 01:37:58,046
So, um...
1435
01:38:01,788 --> 01:38:03,355
Come on. You get it.
1436
01:38:06,532 --> 01:38:07,446
So, why me?
1437
01:38:07,533 --> 01:38:08,883
Disco.
1438
01:38:12,060 --> 01:38:14,105
Two reasons, really.
1439
01:38:15,106 --> 01:38:17,108
One for us, one for me.
1440
01:38:17,979 --> 01:38:20,677
For us, we felt
you were a pure vessel,
1441
01:38:20,764 --> 01:38:24,420
completely uncorrupted
by success,
1442
01:38:24,507 --> 01:38:27,553
uncorrupted by cheap shots
for clicks.
1443
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:30,339
For me, while looking
through your background,
1444
01:38:30,426 --> 01:38:35,300
I read a story you'd written
about a school board lady.
1445
01:38:35,387 --> 01:38:37,824
- Remember that?
-Carol Reggo?
1446
01:38:37,912 --> 01:38:41,916
That piece was less
than 500 words. It was before I was even at J.
1447
01:38:42,003 --> 01:38:46,398
You wrote that her chin was
1448
01:38:46,485 --> 01:38:49,749
"delightfully inconspicuous."
1449
01:38:51,751 --> 01:38:55,016
And I needed my chin
in good hands.
1450
01:39:08,594 --> 01:39:11,946
: Once in
a generation, a tragedy so compelling occurs,
1451
01:39:12,033 --> 01:39:14,122
it grabs the entire world's
attention.
1452
01:39:14,209 --> 01:39:15,906
Most people condemn
the horrific events
1453
01:39:15,993 --> 01:39:17,952
that took place
a few years ago,
1454
01:39:18,039 --> 01:39:21,216
while a growing minority
sympathize with the guilty party.
1455
01:39:21,303 --> 01:39:23,087
After all,Caesar's Request
1456
01:39:23,174 --> 01:39:26,003
has sold millions of copies
since its release.
1457
01:39:26,090 --> 01:39:28,005
But the one thing
we can all agree on...
1458
01:39:28,092 --> 01:39:30,094
Our next guest is a star.
1459
01:39:30,181 --> 01:39:32,705
Her new book
was an instant bestseller,
1460
01:39:32,792 --> 01:39:35,578
but unless
you've been living on Mars, you already know that.
1461
01:39:35,665 --> 01:39:38,015
Ms. Ecton, good morning.
Congratulations.
1462
01:39:38,102 --> 01:39:39,930
I'm so thrilled to be
sitting down with you today.
1463
01:39:40,017 --> 01:39:42,759
I mean, Our Time in the Sand
is such a daring,
1464
01:39:42,846 --> 01:39:44,152
beautiful novel.
1465
01:39:44,239 --> 01:39:45,805
What does it feel like
to have written the book
1466
01:39:45,892 --> 01:39:47,720
that everybody's talking about?
1467
01:39:54,205 --> 01:39:55,598
Ms. Ecton?
1468
01:40:22,625 --> 01:40:26,977
♪ Congratulations on the mess
You made of things ♪
1469
01:40:27,891 --> 01:40:32,548
♪ I'm trying to reconstruct
The air and all that brings ♪
1470
01:40:33,505 --> 01:40:38,032
♪ And oxidation is
The compromise you own ♪
1471
01:40:38,119 --> 01:40:40,251
♪ But this is beginning
To feel ♪
1472
01:40:40,338 --> 01:40:42,906
♪ Like the dog wants a bone
1473
01:40:42,993 --> 01:40:44,516
♪ Say
1474
01:40:44,603 --> 01:40:49,826
♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
1475
01:40:49,913 --> 01:40:54,483
♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪
1476
01:40:55,527 --> 01:41:00,010
♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
1477
01:41:01,011 --> 01:41:05,450
♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪
1478
01:41:06,234 --> 01:41:10,542
♪ You force your fire and then
You falsify your deeds ♪
1479
01:41:11,587 --> 01:41:14,329
♪ Your methods dot
The disconnect ♪
1480
01:41:14,416 --> 01:41:16,200
♪ From all your creeds
1481
01:41:17,158 --> 01:41:21,640
♪ And fortune strives to fill
The vacuum that it feeds ♪
1482
01:41:21,727 --> 01:41:24,121
♪ But this is beginning
To feel ♪
1483
01:41:24,208 --> 01:41:26,602
♪ Like the dog's lost a lead
1484
01:41:26,689 --> 01:41:28,212
♪ Say
1485
01:41:28,299 --> 01:41:32,738
♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
1486
01:41:33,739 --> 01:41:38,004
♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪
1487
01:41:39,136 --> 01:41:43,488
♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
1488
01:41:44,446 --> 01:41:48,972
♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪
1489
01:41:50,016 --> 01:41:51,844
♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪
1490
01:41:51,931 --> 01:41:54,456
♪ The long-winded blues
Of the never ♪
1491
01:41:55,413 --> 01:41:57,198
♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪
1492
01:41:57,285 --> 01:41:58,808
♪ It's curling up slowly
1493
01:41:58,895 --> 01:42:00,897
♪ And finding a throat
To choke ♪
1494
01:42:00,984 --> 01:42:02,725
♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪
1495
01:42:02,812 --> 01:42:05,380
♪ The long-winded blues
Of the never ♪
1496
01:42:06,424 --> 01:42:08,252
♪ Barely controlled
Locomotive ♪
1497
01:42:08,339 --> 01:42:11,821
♪ Consuming the picture and
Blowing the crows, the smoke ♪
1498
01:42:11,908 --> 01:42:13,649
♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪
1499
01:42:13,736 --> 01:42:16,260
♪ The long-winded blues
Of the never ♪
1500
01:42:17,174 --> 01:42:20,438
♪ Static explosion devoted
To crushing the broken ♪
1501
01:42:20,525 --> 01:42:22,701
♪ And shoving their souls
To ghost ♪
1502
01:42:22,788 --> 01:42:28,011
♪ Eternalized, objectified
You set your sights so high ♪
1503
01:42:28,098 --> 01:42:30,013
♪ But this is beginning
To feel like ♪
1504
01:42:30,100 --> 01:42:33,625
♪ The bolt busted loose
From the lever ♪
1505
01:42:33,712 --> 01:42:36,106
♪ Never mind,
Death professor ♪
1506
01:42:36,193 --> 01:42:38,804
♪ Your structure's fine
My dust is better ♪
1507
01:42:38,891 --> 01:42:40,893
♪ Your victim flies so high
1508
01:42:40,980 --> 01:42:44,462
♪ All to catch a bird's-eye
View of who's next ♪
1509
01:42:44,549 --> 01:42:47,248
♪ Never you mind
Death professor ♪
1510
01:42:47,335 --> 01:42:49,815
♪ Love is life
My love is better ♪
1511
01:42:49,902 --> 01:42:51,948
♪ Your victim flies so high
1512
01:42:52,035 --> 01:42:55,299
♪ Eyes could be the diamonds
Confused with who's next ♪
1513
01:42:55,386 --> 01:42:58,041
♪ Never you mind
Death professor ♪
1514
01:42:58,128 --> 01:43:00,609
♪ Your shocks are fine
My struts are better ♪
1515
01:43:00,696 --> 01:43:02,785
♪ Your fiction flies so high
1516
01:43:02,872 --> 01:43:06,310
♪ Y'all could use a doctor
Who's sick, who's next? ♪
1517
01:43:06,397 --> 01:43:08,965
♪ Never you mind
Death professor ♪
1518
01:43:09,052 --> 01:43:11,663
♪ Electrified
My love is better ♪
1519
01:43:11,750 --> 01:43:13,752
♪ It's crystallized, so am I
1520
01:43:13,839 --> 01:43:17,278
♪ All could be the diamond
Fused with who's next ♪
1521
01:43:17,365 --> 01:43:19,236
♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪
1522
01:43:19,323 --> 01:43:22,108
♪ The dawn
Of a loser forever ♪
1523
01:43:22,761 --> 01:43:24,676
♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪
1524
01:43:24,763 --> 01:43:27,331
♪ The dawn of a loser forever
1525
01:43:28,202 --> 01:43:29,899
♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪
1526
01:43:29,986 --> 01:43:32,554
♪ The dawn of a loser forever
1527
01:43:33,555 --> 01:43:35,426
♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪
1528
01:43:35,513 --> 01:43:38,037
♪ The dawn of a loser forever
1529
01:43:39,125 --> 01:43:40,910
♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪
1530
01:43:40,997 --> 01:43:43,652
♪ The dawn of a loser forever