1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:03,937 [ Cheers and applause ] 2 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:08,173 -Welcome to "The 1% Club," where logic beats knowledge 3 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:12,612 and only 1% of the population can answer the final question. 4 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,848 [ Cheers and applause ] 5 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:18,018 -Tonight, $100,000 is up for grabs 6 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:22,188 and trying to win it all are these 100 contestants. 7 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,290 [ Cheers and applause ] 8 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:28,361 I'm Joel McHale and it's time to play The 1% Club. 9 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:31,464 [ Cheers and applause ] 10 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:38,171 100 very competitive players are gathered 11 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,640 here tonight just itching to win it all. 12 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,877 Or maybe that itching is a nervous tic. 13 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:46,279 Either way, it's time to play. 14 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:47,681 So check this out. 15 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:50,050 One time we asked a bunch of Americans a question 16 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:54,120 and, get this, 90% of them got it right. 17 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:57,323 This is your 90% question. 18 00:01:05,364 --> 00:01:07,067 Your time starts now. 19 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:13,740 ♪♪♪ 20 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:16,109 Reminds me of the time that I partied in a cabana 21 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:20,013 with Eric Bana, listened to Santana and shared a Fanta. 22 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,016 [ Laughter ] 23 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,920 ♪♪♪ 24 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,488 Time, everybody. 25 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:31,024 Now let's see how many of you got the question right 26 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,827 and how many of you are out of the game? 27 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:37,130 Meet my friend blue light, everybody. 28 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,533 All of a sudden it looks like a dance club in here. 29 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,769 [ Laughter ] 30 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:50,210 We just lost three of you on that question, 31 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:53,146 which means we've got 97 of you left. 32 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,581 Here's the answer. 33 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:06,926 I don't really know what else you could have thought it was. 34 00:02:08,627 --> 00:02:11,765 Let's talk to Denise. -Hey, Joel. 35 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,333 -Denise, what did you put? 36 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,937 -I knew it was A, but I put B. I panicked at the last second. 37 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,907 -So you knew it was A. -Yes. 38 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,377 -And you were like, I know it's A, it has to be A, it's A. 39 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:27,580 B. [ Laughter ] 40 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,215 -And I did my biggest fear, 41 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,584 which was to get out on the first question. 42 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,320 -Well, at least it's not on national television. 43 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:36,523 -[ Laughs ] -Thank you, Denise. 44 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:39,025 Let's talk to somebody who got it right. Janelle. 45 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,060 -I'm here. -Oh, hi, Janelle. 46 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:41,294 -Hi. 47 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,862 -You should have gotten dressed up for the show. 48 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:45,699 -[ Laughs ] Well, I try to do my best. 49 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:48,835 -Okay. Janelle, why are you dressed as a fairy? 50 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,538 -Oh, because I am one. -Okay. 51 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,740 [ Laughter ] 52 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,543 Are your eyes...pink? 53 00:02:56,609 --> 00:03:00,580 -Yes. Better to see you with. -Oh! Alright. 54 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:05,618 You might have an infection. [ Laughter ] 55 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,721 Stop rubbing your eyes. -Oh, no! 56 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,055 -Alright, Janelle, thanks for being here. 57 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,124 For those of you in our blue light district, 58 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,126 just remember that when one door closes, 59 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,696 a prize pot opens to accept your lost cash. 60 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,799 Guys, meet my friend, prize pot. [ Cheers and applause ] 61 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:24,537 It is up to $3,000. 62 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:27,941 Thank you for your contributions. 63 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,276 Alright, let's make things a little tougher 64 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,812 and see how much more money we can stuff in there. 65 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:36,516 2 out of every 10 Americans we polled got this wrong. 66 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,918 Here's your 80% question. 67 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,164 Your time starts now. 68 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:57,937 ♪♪♪ 69 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,173 And did he notice I accidentally tried 70 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,542 to bet my Gamblers Anonymous coin? 71 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,944 [ Laughter ] 72 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:10,550 ♪♪♪ 73 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:16,156 ♪♪♪ 74 00:04:16,221 --> 00:04:17,457 Time, everybody. 75 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,858 Guys, if you think you got it wrong, 76 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,928 blue light will let you know for sure. 77 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,663 Here we go. Blue light, do it! 78 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:26,766 [ Beeping ] 79 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,144 Oh, man! What's happening? 80 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,714 We just lost 17 of you on that question, 81 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:44,217 which means we've got 80 of you left. 82 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,387 -Wow. -Oh, yeah. Here's the answer. 83 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,875 Who is this Craig?! [ Laughter ] 84 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:11,077 And why is he betting so much money? 85 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,147 Geez. Let's talk to somebody who got it wrong. 86 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,715 DeShawn? -I'm right here. 87 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,650 -DeShawn, what happened? 88 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,819 -I panicked, man, trying to count the chips. 89 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,755 But it didn't work out in my favor. 90 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,790 -How did you think you were gonna do on this show? 91 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,226 -I thought that I was going to make it to at least 30%, 92 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,795 but obviously the cards weren't in my favor. 93 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,764 -Yeah, and the chips. [ Laughter ] 94 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,599 Well, DaShawn, thank you for being here. 95 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,202 Alright, where is Adrianna? -Right here. 96 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,004 -Oh. Hey, Adrianna. -Hi. 97 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:41,274 -What happened? -My Kryptonite. Basic math. 98 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,376 -Basic math. -Mm-hmm. 99 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,645 -What did you think they were adding up to? 100 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,514 -I'm really not sure, 'cause I panicked 101 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:50,283 and I did "Eenie meenie, miney mo. 102 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,519 I don't know how to count, here I go." 103 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:55,021 [ Laughter ] 104 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,190 I should have stuck to fingers like a normal person. 105 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,959 -Mm-hmm. Thank you for being here, Adrianna. 106 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,697 Alright, the prize pot just gobbled up another chunk of cash 107 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:06,466 and did it with his mouth open, which is gross. 108 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,902 Here's the big total, everybody. 109 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:12,172 Gotten a lot bigger. $20,000. 110 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,807 [ Cheers and applause ] See? 111 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,342 You have $20,000 in there. 112 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:16,843 That's a lot of money, as you know. 113 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,978 Alright, to those still in the game, congrats. 114 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:23,016 Your reward? Here is your 70% question. 115 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,190 Your time starts now. 116 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:36,963 ♪♪♪ 117 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,098 If you guys are gonna keep your noses 118 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:39,966 buried in your tablets the whole show, 119 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,102 I'm gonna have to start limiting your screen time. 120 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,803 [ Laughter ] 121 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:49,409 ♪♪♪ 122 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:54,981 ♪♪♪ 123 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,316 Time, everybody. 124 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:57,884 Sorry, but some of you 125 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:03,690 are about to have a bad memory associated with...blue light. 126 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:04,958 Do it, blue light! 127 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:08,061 [ Beeping ] 128 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,368 -[ Laughs ] 129 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,406 -We just lost four of you. 130 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:22,475 And one lady lost her mind in the middle of that. 131 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:23,977 [ Laughter ] 132 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:27,514 Alright, that means we've got 76 of you left. 133 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,349 You guys want to see what the answer was? 134 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,550 -Yes. 135 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,918 -She does. Here we go. 136 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,319 Here's the answer. 137 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,226 Alright, let's talk to Kimmy. 138 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,295 Kimmy is the one who shouted out. 139 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:43,563 What was that all about? 140 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,965 -That was my husband going out, so... 141 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:48,601 -Oh! Who's your husband? 142 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:49,869 -Carl. 143 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,672 -Your wife was just laughing at you, Carl. 144 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:55,008 -He was like, "I'm going to go so much farther than you." 145 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,077 And I'm like... [ Laughter ] 146 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:00,280 "Looky, looky." [ Laughs ] 147 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,048 -Who do people tell you you look like, Carl? 148 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,718 -Keanu Reeves. -Okay. Do you guys agree? 149 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,386 -Yes. 150 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,254 -I think he looks like a pirate 151 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,057 and an angel had a baby with King Arthur. 152 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:14,361 And then that baby had a baby with the hottest man ever. 153 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:18,064 [ Cheers and applause ] 154 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,532 -Wow. 155 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:23,103 My wife has never said anything like that. 156 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,704 My wife was like, 157 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:28,375 "Joel, you are so lucky to be with me." 158 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:31,378 Anyway. Well, thanks for being here, you guys. 159 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,780 More contestants have fallen by the wayside. 160 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,649 And yet the prize pot continues to feast on their money 161 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:37,984 for a total of... 162 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:41,520 ...$24,000. 163 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,456 The prize pot's greed sickens 164 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,893 and arouses me all at the same time. 165 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,294 Here we go. 166 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,563 Out of the Americans we polled with this question, 167 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,732 60% of them answered correctly. 168 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,367 We're all so proud of them. 169 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:57,704 Now it's your turn. It's your 60% question. 170 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,313 Your time starts now. 171 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:15,055 ♪♪♪ 172 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,556 All three of these patterns are currently 173 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,625 following the band Phish on tour. 174 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,393 [ Laughter ] 175 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:26,366 ♪♪♪ 176 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:32,305 ♪♪♪ 177 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,674 That is time, everybody. 178 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,543 Carl, that is time. 179 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,879 Oh, that's right, you're out of the game. 180 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:42,882 Alright, guys, let's see who got it wrong. 181 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:45,452 [ Laughs ] Hit the lights. 182 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,555 [ Beeping ] 183 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,667 We just lost 10 of you on that question, 184 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,003 which means we've got 66 of you left. 185 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,504 [ Cheers and applause ] 186 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:07,374 Oh, they fall hard. See, now it's getting real. 187 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,875 Here's the answer. 188 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,211 Answer is B. 189 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,912 It flips around, slips in there, 190 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:15,615 and does that thing and completes the T-shirt, guys. 191 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:19,052 Let's talk to somebody who didnotfill in that hole. 192 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,354 Melissa K. -Hi. 193 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,756 -So what happened Melissa? 194 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,224 -I way overthought it. 195 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,526 I put B, 'cause I was like, there's no green in there. 196 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,094 So I was like, wait a second, hang on. 197 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,363 And I just overthought it. -Okay. 198 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,232 And in your line of work, 199 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,001 do you need to be really concise with what you're seeing? 200 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,703 -Yeah. -Alright. What do you do? 201 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,804 -I'm an ER doctor. 202 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,173 -Mm. Mm. 203 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,242 So if someone's like, "No, I think it's infected" 204 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,878 and you're like, "Nah, I can see from here, it's not. 205 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,180 You're fine. Get outta here." 206 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:50,483 What's the weirdest thing you've seen come into the ER? 207 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:54,954 -Well, people sometimes put things where they don't belong. 208 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,656 -Oh, like in their ear? 209 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:57,991 -In their ear, yeah, 210 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,459 and then it's my job to get it out. 211 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,761 -What's the weirdest thing that someone has put 212 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,164 in a place they shouldn't be putting it? 213 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,699 -A potato. 214 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,534 -Oh, wow. 215 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,404 -Like a fingerling potato or a full -- full russet? 216 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,106 -Russet potato, yeah. 217 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,941 -How do you get the potato out? 218 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,509 -Well, in this particular circumstance, 219 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,845 it had to be birthed out. 220 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,814 [ Contestants exclaim ] 221 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,650 -So, they waited nine months? -Yeah. 222 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,719 -You did a sonogram or two, and you'd be like, 223 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:28,088 "Everything's going great with your potato." 224 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,656 -Yeah. [ Laughter ] 225 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:33,259 -Melissa, I'm sorry that you did not get this question right, 226 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,195 but good news, 227 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,897 pretty much everyone around you is still in the game. 228 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,232 -Good luck, everyone. 229 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,568 -So we've just lost 34 contestants. 230 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,902 Well, we didn't lose them. 231 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,637 We know exactly where they are. 232 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,339 They're still here in this room, 233 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,608 sitting shamefully as I talk about them. 234 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,378 And how about that prize pot? 235 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,546 It has ballooned to... 236 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,384 ...$34,000. 237 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,585 A lot of money. 238 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,454 Now I'm thinking this show needs balloons. 239 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,991 We'll figure all that out when "The 1% Club" returns. 240 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:09,462 ♪♪♪ 241 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,800 ♪♪♪ 242 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,769 -Welcome back to "The 1% Club." 243 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,438 If you're just joining us, the concept is simple. 244 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,007 A devilishly handsome host with hair transplants 245 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,410 makes people's dreams come true. 246 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:27,480 So far, 100 contestants have been eliminated down to 66, 247 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,516 and those remaining are focused on winning 248 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,985 the increasingly valuable prize pot, 249 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,621 currently at $34,000. 250 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:37,323 For all of you that have survived up to this point, 251 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,692 I've got great news for you. 252 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,760 Now you're going to get a lifeline. 253 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,729 For any of the next 10 questions, 254 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:46,499 you can use the $1,000 we gave you to pay for a pass 255 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,201 and move on to the next round. 256 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,236 You can only do this once, 257 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,206 and your $1,000 will go straight into the prize pot, 258 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,509 so use your pass wisely. [ Cheers and applause ] 259 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,144 Alright, here we go. 260 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,381 Half the people we polled got this question wrong. 261 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,817 My advice is to not be like those people. 262 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,986 This is your 50% question. Here we go. 263 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,563 Your time starts now. 264 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:23,837 ♪♪♪ 265 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,473 And, no, I don't know why they just can't walk. 266 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,142 [ Laughter ] 267 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:35,281 ♪♪♪ 268 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:41,421 ♪♪♪ 269 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,690 Time, everybody. And you know what? 270 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:46,593 I think some of you would look better in a blue light. 271 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,029 Let's see who got it wrong. 272 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:52,132 [ Beeping ] 273 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,144 Oh, my! 274 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,780 We just lost 15 of you on that question, 275 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,315 which means we have 51 of you left 276 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,851 and eight of you used your pass. 277 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,653 -Feel like I'm in "The Hunger Games" with this light. 278 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,588 -Let's see the answer, shall we? 279 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,296 Let's talk to somebody who got it right. Griffin? 280 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,564 -Right here. Hey, Joel. 281 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,865 -What do you do for work, Griffin? 282 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,268 -I am a consultant, but really 283 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,103 my first job was probably my dream. 284 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,672 I was an announcer for my collegiate hockey team. 285 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,775 -Oh. Can we hear your intro to one of the hockey games? 286 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,444 -I could intro you to "The 1% Club." 287 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,978 Does that sound good? -Let's do it. That's great. 288 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,547 -Ladies and gentlemen, 289 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,615 you might know him from "Community" -- 290 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:46,219 put your hands together for our host of "The 1% Club," 291 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,222 Joel McHale! 292 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,925 [ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you. Thank you. 293 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:54,527 Thank you so much. Griffin, great job. 294 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,762 You're still in the game. 295 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,430 -Whoo! 296 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,932 -You guys want to see the prize pot? 297 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,134 -Yeah! -Let's check out that prize pot. 298 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,272 Oh, my. It's $57,000. Wow. 299 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,641 It is constantly earning more and more money. 300 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,276 I need to talk to my business manager 301 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,878 about investing in prize pots. 302 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:12,879 [ Laughter ] 303 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,815 It's time for your 45% question. 304 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,566 Your time starts now. 305 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:40,874 ♪♪♪ 306 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,308 They switched the B's and the P's. 307 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,277 Makes me want to "bunch" them in the "benis." 308 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,945 [ Laughter ] 309 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:52,185 ♪♪♪ 310 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:58,425 ♪♪♪ 311 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,793 Time, everybody. 312 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,561 Oh, that was very intense, 313 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,998 so let's lighten the mood by permanently eliminating players 314 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,766 from the game who got it wrong. 315 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,001 Blue light. 316 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,104 [ Beeping ] 317 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,382 Oh, my Lord! 318 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,784 We just lost 14 of you on that question, 319 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,986 which means we've got 37 of you left 320 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,556 and four of you have used your pass. 321 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,724 Here's the answer. 322 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,699 Let's talk to somebody who's still in the running. 323 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,267 Cara. -Hello. 324 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,769 -Hey. You got it right. -Yeah. 325 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,372 I feel like I'm going to throw up. I'm, like, so anxious. 326 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,041 -I know the catering's been a little questionable. [ Laughter ] 327 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,110 Anybody here at the game with you today? 328 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,679 -Yeah. So that's my dad. He's in the blue light. 329 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,714 -Yeah, I'm already out. -And then 330 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:55,982 my brother's still there, 331 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,784 and it's his birthday, everybody! 332 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,254 [ Cheers and applause ] 333 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,189 -Dad, what's your name? -My name is Rick. 334 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,692 -Your kids are still in the game, and you're not. 335 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,426 -I was going to give him a good butt whupping today. 336 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,661 But it didn't happen. 337 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:12,232 -Whoa. Alright. Uh... -Sorry, Dad. 338 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,233 -Must have gotten their smarts from Mom, huh? 339 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,336 [ Laughter ] 340 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,704 Thank you for being here, almost an entire family. 341 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,073 That's great. Alright. 342 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,375 There is one thing that always makes everything better. 343 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,178 Money. The prize pot is now at... 344 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,049 ...$70,000. 345 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,884 That's one hell of a cash prize, 346 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,986 even if you tip out the busboys. 347 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,089 This next question left 60% of Americans 348 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,957 we polled completely embarrassed, 349 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,794 mostly because we pantsed them after answering. 350 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,296 Here is your 40% question. 351 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,236 Your time starts now. 352 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:57,344 ♪♪♪ 353 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:01,181 Mug number three is obviously being held by Ken Jeong. 354 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,782 [ Laughter ] 355 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:08,988 ♪♪♪ 356 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:15,161 ♪♪♪ 357 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,830 Time, everybody. 358 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,598 It goes so fast, doesn't it, everyone? 359 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,433 -Yes. -You know what makes it stop? 360 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,469 A blue light... 361 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,738 to let you know you've gotten the question wrong. 362 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:25,739 Do it, blue light. 363 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,842 [ Beeping ] 364 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,485 We just lost four of you on that question, 365 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,454 which means we have 33 of you left, 366 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,656 and six of you used your pass. 367 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,725 -I don't know my left from right. 368 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,962 I always have to do that. -The answer is 5. 369 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,735 Let's talk to somebody who got it right. 370 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,671 Where is Evan? -Yeah. Right here, Joel. 371 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:58,838 -Was that hard to figure out? 372 00:18:58,905 --> 00:18:59,973 -No, not too bad. 373 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,474 -Where did you get that shirt? 374 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,910 And why would you ever wear something like that? 375 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,178 -I got it for $4. 376 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,213 I'm a slut for a good deal, so... 377 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,850 -You got abaddeal. [ Laughter ] 378 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,187 -Well, it's gotten me on this show, so it's lucky. 379 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,691 -No, that almost kept you off the show, I have to say. 380 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,993 Alright, thank you, Evan, for being here. 381 00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,728 Money comes and money goes. 382 00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:23,329 Unless you're our prize pot, 383 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,665 which is constantly getting more and more cash. 384 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,935 I'm so jealous of him and his net worth of... 385 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,370 It's gonna go up. 386 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,705 Here it is. 387 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,973 ...$78,000. 388 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,809 And if you want that number to go further, 389 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,912 all you have to do is get this next question wrong. 390 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,147 This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me. 391 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,850 Unless one of you punches me out of frustration. 392 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,720 Here is your 35% question. 393 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,461 Your time starts now. 394 00:19:54,527 --> 00:20:01,735 ♪♪♪ 395 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,404 This is the guest table you do notwant to get stuck at 396 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,839 at that wedding reception. 397 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,540 [ Laughter ] 398 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:13,446 ♪♪♪ 399 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:19,319 ♪♪♪ 400 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,587 Time, everybody. 401 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,556 Oh, do you guys remember my friend, blue light? 402 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,694 He'd like to make a visit. Blue light, do your thing. 403 00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:28,862 Show us who got it wrong. 404 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,965 [ Beeping ] 405 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,374 We just lost three of you on that question, 406 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,510 which means we've got 30 of you left 407 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,312 and four of you used your pass. 408 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,782 Okay, let's see the answer. 409 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,392 You guys want to check that prize pot? 410 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,462 -Yeah. -It is swelling, guys. 411 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:06,766 I think it might be infected with $84,000. 412 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,835 And it's gonna keep going up from there. 413 00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:12,072 After an onslaught of eight increasingly difficult questions, 414 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,474 30 contestants are still standing. 415 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:17,544 We'll see if we can find some extra chairs for them 416 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,512 when "The 1% Club" returns. 417 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,514 [ Cheers and applause ] 418 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,417 ♪♪♪ 419 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,289 ♪♪♪ 420 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,324 -Welcome back to "The 1% Club." 421 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,927 Our game started with 100 contestants. 422 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,295 We wanted all of them to win, 423 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,198 but then realized that's not dramatic or interesting. 424 00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,967 So, we narrowed it down to 30, 425 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:43,603 and 16 of you still have your passes, 426 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,638 so all of you can either keep going 427 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:49,743 and hope to make it to the 1% question and win up to $100,000, 428 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:54,647 or you can take a guaranteed $1,000 right now 429 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,249 and leave the show. 430 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,818 Please make your decision now. 431 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,921 [ Beeping ] 432 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,395 Four of you are leaving the show. 433 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:13,066 So, Raquel, you decided to take your $1,000 and run. 434 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:14,968 Why are you going now? 435 00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:18,004 -Because, Joel, I get to say I won money on a game show, 436 00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:20,874 and I don't like to gamble, so I'm happy. 437 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,709 -Alright. Thank you for being here. 438 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:24,944 And now we separate the men from the boys, 439 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,813 the women from the girls, and the humans 440 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,949 from the dogs who have somehow made it this far. 441 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:33,687 Only 3 out of every 10 Americans we polled got this right. 442 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,422 Here is your 30% question. 443 00:22:45,265 --> 00:22:46,199 Your time starts now. 444 00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:52,906 ♪♪♪ 445 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,240 And we're all proud of Gaby 446 00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:56,910 for getting a cool new hobby after the divorce. 447 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,845 [ Laughter ] 448 00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:05,051 ♪♪♪ 449 00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:11,257 ♪♪♪ 450 00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:12,425 Time, everybody. 451 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:13,626 People who got it wrong, 452 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,030 I hope your outfit matches blue light. 453 00:23:17,097 --> 00:23:18,064 Let's do it. 454 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:21,167 [ Beeping ] 455 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,879 We just lost four of you on that question, 456 00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:35,015 which means we have 22 of you left 457 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:38,284 and three of you used your passes. 458 00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:39,419 Here's the answer. 459 00:23:50,397 --> 00:23:51,664 Let's talk to John L. 460 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,099 Oh, John. Alright. 461 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:54,701 We've already met your sister, right? 462 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:56,569 -Yes, sir. -John, what do you do? 463 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,672 -So, I'm a technical recruiter, 464 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,241 but in my free time, I really like accents, 465 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:02,609 impressions, that kind of thing. 466 00:24:02,676 --> 00:24:04,244 -Who's your best impression? 467 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:05,812 -[With accent] So Scottish is probably like 468 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,881 one of my easiest accents to do. 469 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,549 And my [switches accent] -- My Russian is also very 470 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,451 easy accent is probably on par 471 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:12,886 with Scottish accent. 472 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:16,589 -Alright. Hey. 473 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,024 Thank you for being here. 474 00:24:18,091 --> 00:24:20,193 You've gone very far in the game. Nicely done. 475 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:23,029 Let's take a look at what all your hard work and failure 476 00:24:23,096 --> 00:24:24,564 has done to the prize pot. 477 00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:30,403 $88,000. Very nice. 478 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:33,273 And, hey, you know what would be fun for me 479 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:36,042 and the people at home and not so much for you guys? 480 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:37,644 A harder question. 481 00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:40,447 Here it is. It's your 25% question. 482 00:24:54,728 --> 00:24:55,862 Your time starts now. 483 00:24:55,929 --> 00:25:03,103 ♪♪♪ 484 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,405 And how many times will Sophie take a soccer ball 485 00:25:05,472 --> 00:25:07,607 to the face while threading beads? 486 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,175 [ Laughter ] 487 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:17,517 ♪♪♪ 488 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:25,825 ♪♪♪ 489 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,193 Time, everybody. 490 00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:28,561 Alright, blue light, 491 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:31,464 let's see who got it wrong and who got it right. 492 00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:34,567 [ Beeping ] 493 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:42,108 We just lost one of you on that question, 494 00:25:42,175 --> 00:25:47,247 which means we've got 21 of you left and no one used their pass. 495 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,082 [ Cheers and applause ] 496 00:25:49,149 --> 00:25:50,684 The answer is... 497 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:59,459 Let's check in with somebody who got it right. 498 00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:01,594 Kimmy, we met earlier. -Hey. 499 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,196 -Kimmy, what do you do for a living? 500 00:26:03,263 --> 00:26:04,664 -I'm a hot wife. -Yeah! 501 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,633 -Alright. Uh, yeah. 502 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,034 What would you do with the money? 503 00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:09,636 -Um, I'd get my boobs done. 504 00:26:09,703 --> 00:26:10,704 -What would you do to them? 505 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,038 -Bigger. You know? -Oh, I see. 506 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:13,740 I thought you were gonna add a third. 507 00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:15,275 -Oh, you think? 508 00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:18,244 -Carl, if your wife gets all the way through to the 1% club 509 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:20,914 and wins the money, are you cool with the new boobs? 510 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,382 -Mnh-mnh. 511 00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:24,150 -It is not "her body, her choice." 512 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:25,919 -That's correct. -Okay. 513 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,120 [ Laughter ] 514 00:26:27,187 --> 00:26:29,522 -Carl! [ Laughs ] You can't say that! 515 00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:31,358 [ Laughter ] 516 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:33,660 I feel like every hot girl has them, you know? 517 00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:37,797 And I -- I'm a hot girl. I just could be hotter. 518 00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:39,766 You know? -Carl, could Kimmy be hotter? 519 00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:42,902 -She's perfect the way she is. -Aww! 520 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:45,872 -Good answer. -Alright. 521 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,741 Well, thanks for being here, you guys. 522 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:51,077 And good luck to you, well, to you, Kimmy. 523 00:26:51,144 --> 00:26:53,446 And good luck to your boobs. 524 00:26:53,513 --> 00:26:56,683 Okay, let's go to the prize pot, guys. 525 00:26:56,750 --> 00:27:00,553 It's the exact same size at $88,000 526 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:04,057 because the player who got it wrong already used their pass. 527 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:05,959 How much money will we give away? 528 00:27:06,026 --> 00:27:08,828 The accountants at Fox really, really want to know. 529 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,797 Let's see how nervous we can make them 530 00:27:10,864 --> 00:27:13,033 when "The 1% Club" returns. 531 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:18,138 ♪♪♪ 532 00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:22,642 ♪♪♪ 533 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:24,678 -Welcome back to "The 1% Club," 534 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:27,480 another show that I host instead of Ken Jeong. 535 00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:29,215 Eat it, Ken! 536 00:27:29,282 --> 00:27:31,151 Our remaining 21 contestants are playing 537 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:35,555 for an ever-growing prize pot, currently at $88,000. 538 00:27:35,622 --> 00:27:37,657 [ Cheers and applause ] Contestants -- Oh, yeah. 539 00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:39,292 Let's clap for money. 540 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,328 Contestants, if you still have your $1,000 left, 541 00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:44,064 you can use it to pay for a pass, 542 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:46,633 but you can't use it on the 1% question. 543 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,301 Eight of you still have your pass, 544 00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:52,439 and you are four questions away from the final 1% question. 545 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:55,875 Alright, an easier question would be a nice change of pace 546 00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:58,044 and completely out of character for this show. 547 00:27:58,111 --> 00:28:01,081 So instead, here is your 20% question. 548 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,023 Your time starts now. 549 00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:16,096 ♪♪♪ 550 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,430 And as a follow up, 551 00:28:17,497 --> 00:28:20,467 why was the last season of "House of Cards" so bad? 552 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,035 [ Laughter ] 553 00:28:22,102 --> 00:28:31,211 ♪♪♪ 554 00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:40,387 ♪♪♪ 555 00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:41,688 Time is up, everybody. 556 00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:43,390 You guys remember that blue light I have? 557 00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:45,058 I just love shining that thing. 558 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:47,360 So let's do it again and see who got it wrong. 559 00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:50,463 [ Beeping ] 560 00:28:59,439 --> 00:29:02,742 We just lost seven of you on that question, 561 00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:05,211 which means we've got 14 of you left 562 00:29:05,278 --> 00:29:08,081 and one of you used your pass. 563 00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,050 Here we go. The answer is 12. 564 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:22,328 Uh, Kimmy? -Yeah. 565 00:29:22,395 --> 00:29:26,866 -So I see that blue light on your non-enhanced breasts. 566 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,568 [ Laughter ] 567 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:30,937 -I know. You know what? I'm gonna go with 568 00:29:31,004 --> 00:29:32,706 I didn't know what face card meant. 569 00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:36,042 -Do people think that face card is a common thing 570 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:38,078 to say about a deck of cards? -Yes. 571 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:40,880 -Oh, I guess I'm the only notnerd in this group. 572 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,682 [ Laughter ] 573 00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:44,217 Are you gonna miss me? 574 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:45,752 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Carl and I are going out, though. 575 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:47,354 That's what we're gonna talk about. -Fun! 576 00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:48,588 -Yeah, you know what we're gonna do, ironically? 577 00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:50,857 Play cards. [ Laughter ] 578 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:53,493 Alright, well, thanks for being here, you guys. 579 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,095 Let's talk to somebody who got it right. 580 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,097 Tom? -Hi, Joel. 581 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,231 -Tom, what do you do? 582 00:29:58,298 --> 00:29:59,599 -I'm the head of a private school. 583 00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:01,601 -Okay. -I also teach math and physics. 584 00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:04,337 -So you're smartandfancy. 585 00:30:04,404 --> 00:30:06,072 -Yeah, that sounds about right. 586 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:08,208 And people at school are gonna laugh at me now 587 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,744 for this exact conversation. -Okay. Alright. 588 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:12,612 You've gotten to the 20% question 589 00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:13,880 and you still have your pass. 590 00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:15,582 -Smart and fancy! -Okay. 591 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:18,752 [ Applause ] Alright, Tom, nicely done. 592 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,687 Let's see how big the prize pot is now. 593 00:30:23,223 --> 00:30:25,859 $90,000! 594 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:28,395 And now you are just three questions away 595 00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:30,296 from the 1% question. 596 00:30:30,363 --> 00:30:32,465 Alright, while we fetch an ice pack big enough to 597 00:30:32,532 --> 00:30:34,267 bring down that swelling, 598 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:38,204 you will contend with a question that stumped all but 15% 599 00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:39,439 of the people we polled. 600 00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:42,042 Here is your 15% question. 601 00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:47,380 Your time starts now. 602 00:30:47,447 --> 00:30:53,386 ♪♪♪ 603 00:30:53,453 --> 00:30:54,754 Guys. Please hurry. 604 00:30:54,821 --> 00:30:57,023 That guy's been holding his arm up the entire show. 605 00:30:57,090 --> 00:30:59,325 [ Laughter ] 606 00:30:59,392 --> 00:31:08,401 ♪♪♪ 607 00:31:08,468 --> 00:31:17,477 ♪♪♪ 608 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:19,212 Time, everybody. 609 00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:23,083 Let's see who answered correctly and who did not. 610 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,884 Blue light, let's do it. 611 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:27,987 [ Beeping ] 612 00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:38,832 We just lost five of you on that question, 613 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:41,067 which means we have nine of you left, 614 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:44,471 and three of you used your pass. 615 00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:47,374 Here's the answer to a difficult question. 616 00:31:56,549 --> 00:31:59,285 This question is super easy when the alphabet is up there. 617 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:01,054 -Yeah. For sure. 618 00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:03,356 -Let's talk to somebody who got it right. 619 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:04,891 Jacob. Where's Jacob? -Right here, Joel. 620 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,259 -Hey, Jacob. First time talking to you. 621 00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:08,561 -Yeah. You waited 'til I was really nervous. 622 00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:09,562 Thank you. -Ah, see. There we go. 623 00:32:09,629 --> 00:32:10,897 That's how we do it. 624 00:32:10,964 --> 00:32:12,232 You still have your pass, too, though. 625 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:14,100 -I do. -Who's watching you at home tonight? 626 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:17,303 -Uh, let's see, my wife and my eight-year-old, 627 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:18,872 who thinks he could win this show every episode, 628 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:20,573 but he watches it two or three times. 629 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,575 So that's how he does it. -Oh. 630 00:32:22,642 --> 00:32:25,111 He just watches the same question and answer over 631 00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:27,247 and over again and was like, "I got it." -Absolutely. 632 00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:29,282 -I mean, that is a strategy to win. 633 00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:32,285 -Of course. -It's cheating. But -- 634 00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:34,220 Jacob, you just answered the 15% question. 635 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:35,722 So nicely done, my friend. 636 00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:37,991 Alright. [ Cheers and applause ] 637 00:32:38,058 --> 00:32:40,527 And now a hungry glance at your prize pot, 638 00:32:40,593 --> 00:32:43,263 which reveals a scandalous amount of... 639 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,534 ...$94,000. 640 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,035 These nine brave contestants 641 00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:51,671 are all that remains of our original 100. 642 00:32:51,738 --> 00:32:54,841 Do all of them have what it takes to get into the 1% club? 643 00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:56,776 Statistically, no. 644 00:32:56,843 --> 00:32:59,646 But let's see if any of them can beat the odds when we return. 645 00:32:59,713 --> 00:33:02,682 [ Cheers and applause ] 646 00:33:02,749 --> 00:33:04,250 ♪♪♪ 647 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,788 ♪♪♪ 648 00:33:08,855 --> 00:33:10,690 -Welcome back to "The 1% Club," 649 00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:13,660 your one-stop location for thrills, percentages, 650 00:33:13,727 --> 00:33:15,495 and aggressive lighting cues. 651 00:33:15,562 --> 00:33:17,397 We're racing to the end of our competition. 652 00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:20,100 I have nothing at stake, and even I'm terrified. 653 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:23,036 The players who make it furthest in the game 654 00:33:23,103 --> 00:33:25,905 will get the opportunity to take on the 1% question 655 00:33:25,972 --> 00:33:28,174 and win everything in the prize pot, 656 00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:30,977 which is currently at $94,000. 657 00:33:31,044 --> 00:33:32,545 [ Cheers and applause ] 658 00:33:32,612 --> 00:33:34,848 But if anyone's gonna win it, 659 00:33:34,914 --> 00:33:37,484 they need to survive our last three questions. 660 00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:40,920 If you still have your $1,000 left, you can pay for a pass, 661 00:33:40,987 --> 00:33:43,823 but you cannot use it on the 1% question. 662 00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:45,425 Two of you, Jacob and John, 663 00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:47,227 still have your pass 664 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:48,895 and you've got two questions left to use it. 665 00:33:48,962 --> 00:33:50,764 This is one of them -- 666 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,732 a question so tough, so hard, 667 00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:56,236 I think somebody left it on the grill for too long. 668 00:33:56,302 --> 00:34:00,206 Only 10% of Americans we polled answered this correctly, 669 00:34:00,273 --> 00:34:03,677 which means here is your 10% question. 670 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:13,719 Your time starts now. 671 00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:20,726 ♪♪♪ 672 00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:23,429 Most of these can be used as simple excuses 673 00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,031 for being late to work as well. 674 00:34:25,098 --> 00:34:26,800 [ Laughter ] 675 00:34:26,866 --> 00:34:35,342 ♪♪♪ 676 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:43,850 ♪♪♪ 677 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:45,351 Time, everybody. 678 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:48,455 Blue light, will you please show me who's still left in the game? 679 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:51,558 [ Beeping ] 680 00:34:58,932 --> 00:35:00,934 We just lost one of you on that question, 681 00:35:01,001 --> 00:35:03,136 which means we have eight of you left 682 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:05,605 and one of you used your pass. 683 00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:07,073 Let's see the answer. 684 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:19,119 Eight people are left in the game, 685 00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:21,254 and two of them are related. 686 00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:24,324 Cara and John L. are still in the game. 687 00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:26,092 Let's talk to Cara. 688 00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:28,762 -Hi, again. -Hello. Was that hard? 689 00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:31,064 -Um, I really like word puzzles, 690 00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:34,000 so I thought that was easier for me than other ones. 691 00:35:34,067 --> 00:35:36,069 -You did answer it faster than John. 692 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:39,239 Because John, your brother, used his pass. 693 00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:41,841 -Hey, we're still here. That's all that matters, right? 694 00:35:41,908 --> 00:35:44,010 -Yeah. That is right. 695 00:35:44,077 --> 00:35:46,246 With just two questions left to go. 696 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:49,683 And, Rick, your dad is still out of the game. 697 00:35:49,749 --> 00:35:50,850 -Ah, man. -[ Laughs ] 698 00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:53,253 -As always, the $1,000 of everyone 699 00:35:53,319 --> 00:35:55,555 who got the question wrong or paid for a pass 700 00:35:55,622 --> 00:35:57,023 goes into the prize pot. 701 00:35:57,090 --> 00:35:59,025 So let's see how big it is now. 702 00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:04,164 $95,000. [ Cheers and applause ] 703 00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,800 And, Jacob, you still have your $1,000, 704 00:36:06,866 --> 00:36:09,869 which means if you pay for a pass on the next question, 705 00:36:09,936 --> 00:36:11,805 which is our 5% question, 706 00:36:11,871 --> 00:36:14,207 you are guaranteed to go to the final. 707 00:36:14,274 --> 00:36:16,376 Contestants, you are two questions away 708 00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:18,345 from joining the 1% club. 709 00:36:18,411 --> 00:36:20,246 Here is your 5% question. 710 00:36:38,798 --> 00:36:39,966 Your time starts now. 711 00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:49,876 ♪♪♪ 712 00:36:49,943 --> 00:36:59,819 ♪♪♪ 713 00:36:59,886 --> 00:37:09,729 ♪♪♪ 714 00:37:09,796 --> 00:37:12,132 Time everybody. Okay. 715 00:37:12,198 --> 00:37:15,502 The blue light has been very generous 716 00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:18,238 and will be more generous right now. 717 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:19,706 Go ahead, blue light. 718 00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:22,809 [ Beeping ] 719 00:37:32,919 --> 00:37:36,189 Oh, we just lost five of you on that question, 720 00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:38,358 which means we've got three of you left. 721 00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:39,392 Whoo! 722 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:42,295 And Jacob used his pass. 723 00:37:42,362 --> 00:37:44,364 Here's the answer to the 5% question. 724 00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:57,811 Well done, you three. 725 00:37:57,877 --> 00:37:59,979 Well done. -Whoo! 726 00:38:00,046 --> 00:38:03,516 -Let's put the $1,000 of anyone who got that wrong 727 00:38:03,583 --> 00:38:06,152 or used their pass into the prize pot, 728 00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:08,855 which brings our final total to... 729 00:38:11,057 --> 00:38:13,893 ...$96,000. [ Cheers and applause ] 730 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,996 Congratulations, Jacob, Tom, and John, 731 00:38:17,063 --> 00:38:18,965 you've made it to our final question, 732 00:38:19,032 --> 00:38:22,002 which means you've now earned up to $10,000, 733 00:38:22,068 --> 00:38:24,371 and you've got a chance to take on the 1% question 734 00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:27,273 and win the $96,000 in the prize pot. 735 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:28,875 Let's hear it for these contestants. 736 00:38:28,942 --> 00:38:31,211 [ Cheers and applause ] 737 00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:32,846 When we come back, we'll find out 738 00:38:32,912 --> 00:38:36,683 if any of these players can be members of the 1% club, 739 00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:38,752 which is just like the Mile High Club, 740 00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:41,354 only nerdier and closer to sea level. 741 00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:45,458 Don't miss the exciting finish when we return only on Fox. 742 00:38:45,525 --> 00:38:48,862 [ Cheers and applause ] 743 00:38:53,199 --> 00:38:56,836 [ Cheers and applause ] 744 00:38:56,903 --> 00:38:59,606 -From 100 contestants down to you 3. 745 00:38:59,673 --> 00:39:02,909 You are about to take on the final question of the game. 746 00:39:02,976 --> 00:39:06,479 Get it right, and you will win up to $96,000 747 00:39:06,546 --> 00:39:09,249 and become official members of the 1% club. 748 00:39:09,315 --> 00:39:11,418 As new initiates, you will be expected to clean 749 00:39:11,484 --> 00:39:14,287 and maintain the club's toilet facilities. 750 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:15,822 It's an honor. -Yes! 751 00:39:15,889 --> 00:39:19,325 -But before you face your final near-impossible brainteaser, 752 00:39:19,392 --> 00:39:24,230 let's relax and center ourselves with a diabolical choice. 753 00:39:24,297 --> 00:39:28,968 Anyone who wants to leave the game right now can get $10,000. 754 00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:32,005 See? -[ Cheers ] 755 00:39:32,072 --> 00:39:35,008 -That's right. [ Cheers and applause ] 756 00:39:35,075 --> 00:39:37,043 You don't have to face the 1% question 757 00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:39,079 and you'll go home with 10 grand. 758 00:39:39,145 --> 00:39:41,348 But there's a catch. 759 00:39:41,414 --> 00:39:44,317 If anyone else up here also decides to leave, 760 00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:47,420 you will be splitting that $10,000 with them. 761 00:39:47,487 --> 00:39:50,990 Please ponder this difficult choice for the next few seconds. 762 00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:51,991 Go! 763 00:39:52,058 --> 00:40:01,968 ♪♪♪ 764 00:40:04,771 --> 00:40:07,040 All three are staying, everybody! 765 00:40:07,107 --> 00:40:10,343 Jacob, John, and Tom, 766 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,546 you were willing to forgo guaranteed cash 767 00:40:13,613 --> 00:40:15,982 for a chance at the... 768 00:40:16,049 --> 00:40:21,554 $96,000 in the prize pot. 769 00:40:21,621 --> 00:40:22,922 Jacob, John, Tom, 770 00:40:22,989 --> 00:40:25,425 you have made it all the way to the final challenge. 771 00:40:25,492 --> 00:40:26,893 Is everyone ready? 772 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:27,894 -Sure. -Yes. 773 00:40:27,961 --> 00:40:30,263 -Okay. [ Laughter ] 774 00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:33,366 Here is your 1% question. 775 00:40:39,139 --> 00:40:40,907 Your time starts now. 776 00:40:40,974 --> 00:40:50,917 ♪♪♪ 777 00:40:50,984 --> 00:41:00,894 ♪♪♪ 778 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:10,770 ♪♪♪ 779 00:41:10,837 --> 00:41:11,938 Time! 780 00:41:12,005 --> 00:41:13,740 Right now, your answers are locked in 781 00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:15,475 and you can't change them, 782 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,477 so we may as well ask you what you put. 783 00:41:17,544 --> 00:41:20,113 Tom, our physics teacher, let's start with you. 784 00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:22,549 -I wrote here. H-E-R-E. 785 00:41:22,615 --> 00:41:24,117 -Why did you write here? 786 00:41:24,184 --> 00:41:25,952 -Uh... no good reason. 787 00:41:26,019 --> 00:41:27,987 Couldn't parse the pattern, 788 00:41:28,054 --> 00:41:29,789 so figured I'd better write something rather than nothing 789 00:41:29,856 --> 00:41:33,159 and be here now, so here I am. 790 00:41:33,226 --> 00:41:35,362 -Alright. John, what did you put? 791 00:41:35,428 --> 00:41:37,897 -I put near. Same page. 792 00:41:37,964 --> 00:41:39,466 Honestly, no idea. I couldn't parse it either. 793 00:41:39,532 --> 00:41:41,868 So, hey, better than nothing, right? 794 00:41:41,935 --> 00:41:43,103 -It is better than nothing. 795 00:41:43,169 --> 00:41:44,704 Jacob, what did you put? 796 00:41:44,771 --> 00:41:47,540 -I started writing the word right. 797 00:41:47,607 --> 00:41:50,677 And I started backspacing because I know the answer 798 00:41:50,744 --> 00:41:53,813 and didn't get backspaced enough in time. 799 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,081 -Oh. -Oh! 800 00:41:55,148 --> 00:41:57,617 -Cara, do you think any of them got it right? 801 00:41:57,684 --> 00:41:58,952 -I have no idea. 802 00:41:59,019 --> 00:42:00,820 I would have taken the 10 grand and walked, so... 803 00:42:00,887 --> 00:42:02,889 'Cause I wouldn't have gotten that one. 804 00:42:02,956 --> 00:42:04,624 -Alright, we've heard everyone's answers. 805 00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:07,260 Now, it's time to find out if any of you 806 00:42:07,327 --> 00:42:09,529 are going to be joining the 1% club tonight. 807 00:42:09,596 --> 00:42:11,498 Let's see what the answer is. 808 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,636 For $96,000. 809 00:42:19,806 --> 00:42:21,675 The answer is... 810 00:42:34,854 --> 00:42:37,957 Jacob, John, and Tom, I'm sorry, 811 00:42:38,024 --> 00:42:40,593 but you did not make it into the 1% club. 812 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,495 Jacob, so close. 813 00:42:42,562 --> 00:42:44,931 Everyone, thanks for watching "The 1% Club." 814 00:42:44,998 --> 00:42:48,201 I'm Joel McHale, and if you like the service I provided tonight, 815 00:42:48,268 --> 00:42:50,503 please leave me a nice review on Yelp. 816 00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:52,806 Good night, everybody. 817 00:42:52,872 --> 00:42:56,609 Good night. So close. 818 00:42:56,676 --> 00:42:59,112 You knew it. So close. 819 00:42:59,179 --> 00:43:01,314 -Thank you so much. -Thank you. 820 00:43:04,284 --> 00:43:06,319 ♪♪♪