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[soft electric piano music playing]

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[sighs]

3
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[Carol] Stupid weekend.

4
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Stupid, dumb, stupid weekend.

5
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[music fades]

6
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[pensive instrumental music playing]

7
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[music fades]

8
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[synthesized vocals playing]

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-Beautiful! I love it!
-What?

10
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-Oh.
-All right, more of that.

11
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Now, bigger. Bigger, now.

12
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More agency now. Yeah, more energy.

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That's it.

14
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Okay, good. Let's, uh… Let's take five.

15
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[somber string music playing]

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[sighs]

17
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[whirring]

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[music fades]

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The capsule will showcase
the diverse life and culture Earth--

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[woman] Cynthia Torres, the last woman
in Cincinnati, is happy knowing--

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-[static hissing]
-[gentle guitar music playing]

22
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-[static hissing]
-Everyone knows, bitch!

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Everyone!

24
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I swear to God,
if Keppler doesn't kill you, I will!

25
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-[fighting grunts]
-[static hisses, stops]

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Jesus!

27
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[jazzy rendition
of "Silent Night" playing]

28
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[man on TV] …with the remaining crew
abandoning The Grand Coda,

29
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-leaving passengers stranded aboard the--
-[TV cuts out]

30
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-[kids laughing]
-[doorbell chimes]

31
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[gasps] Marlon, your mom is here!

32
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[all] Merry April Christmas!

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-[Donna] Oh!
-[all laughing]

34
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[Donna chuckles]

35
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Mmm! [kisses]

36
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The house looks insane!

37
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-[laughs]
-Oh, thanks. It took forever.

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[gasps] Ooh!

39
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You're getting so cute!

40
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Hi, Jackie, Connor, James, Janet,

41
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Vanisha, Sherry, Kristina.

42
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And who is this?

43
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Oh, this is Afu.

44
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Here. Sherry knit you a sweater.

45
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-Put it on.
-Right now?

46
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-[Sherry] Come on. You gotta wear it.
-I mean, yeah, we all got ours.

47
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Okay, okay! I'll put it on.

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[family laughing]

49
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You mumbled everything.

50
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Everything! [chuckles]

51
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Jackie, did I mumble?

52
00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:09,875
No, but you were doing
this weird voice thing.

53
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-[laughing]
-Yes, yes! What was that goofy-ass voice?

54
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Uh… [affects eerie voice]
"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past!"

55
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That was a British accent!

56
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Nobody else was doing an accent.

57
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Oh, it's perfect!

58
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I was following the script.
It's Dickens. It's a British play.

59
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You remember Connor in A Christmas Carol?

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[chuckles] When was this? Middle school?

61
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No, high school.
Yeah, I think you had to work.

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Oh.

63
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-They ruined acting for me anyway.
-No, we saved you.

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They kept walking up afterwards

65
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and asking for autographs
in front of everyone,

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calling me Denzel.

67
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We were trying to cheer you up.

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I… I don't remember you acting.

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Some wine?

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[inhales sharply] Thank you.

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[doorbell chimes]

72
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[crickets chirping]

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Trick-or-treat!

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Um, hold on.

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Okay.

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You're real.

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I'm sorry.

78
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I think I had too much wine

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to drink.

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What?

81
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I'm drunk. I'm sorry.

82
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Do you have candy?

83
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I don't know.

84
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If you promise not to cry or make a mess,

85
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I guess you can come in and look for some.

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I'm not supposed to.

87
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Yeah.

88
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Wow. It's already dark out.

89
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Should you even be out this late?

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I'm a vampire.

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Hi.

92
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I'm Carol.

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[light jazz playing on stereo]

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[doorbell chimes]

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[boy] Trick-or-treat!

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Hi, Greg.

97
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Hi, Carol. Oh. Are you okay?

98
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No, I'm pretty drunk right now.

99
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I wasn't going to tell you,
but I guess I just did.

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I'm sorry.

101
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I'm drunk.

102
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Are you the Tin Man?

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[chuckles] No, I'm just Greg.
Honey, do we have any candy?

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-No, but we have pie.
-[gasps] Do you want pie?

105
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Two, please.

106
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Is this your nephew?

107
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No. I don't know who this is.

108
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I'm trying to get him home.

109
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He's alone and it's dark.

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And I don't really…

111
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Kids make me nervous.

112
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The costume?

113
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No, but it doesn't help.

114
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-Will you please help me get him home?
-Of course!

115
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Honey, make those pies to go.
I need to help a little Dracula get home.

116
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I'm a vampire.

117
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[Greg's wife] Do they want Thanksgiving
turkey or some mashed potatoes?

118
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Nope, just bring the pies.

119
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["Jingle Bells" instrumental playing]

120
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[Donna] Mm!

121
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[Donna chuckles]

122
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Sherry, this must be your influence.

123
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'Cause we don't have
the cooking gene in my family.

124
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That's not true.

125
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-Marlon could always cook.
-Since when?

126
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He taught us how to make breakfast.

127
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-He did?
-[James] Yeah.

128
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-I didn't realize--
-Home Ec.

129
00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:27,666
Oh.

130
00:08:28,958 --> 00:08:33,291
Now, if Mom was hosting Christmas dinner,
it would be at the old King Buffet.

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[all laughing]

132
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All-you-can-eat garlic bread?
Y'all loved that place!

133
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Yeah, because you'd let us
start off with the soft-serve and candy.

134
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Okay, that sounds bad,
but that was only on Christmas.

135
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Back in the day, my gift game was lacking,

136
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so I just let y'all get
cracked out on sugar.

137
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It was the least I could do.

138
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Oh, remember? Remember?
"Your balls are showing."

139
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-[all laughing]
-Oh my God!

140
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[laughs]

141
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What?

142
00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:02,916
What did the rug
say to the Christmas tree?

143
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,208
One Christmas,
they wouldn't stop with that!

144
00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:08,625
It was so embarrassing.
The whole dinner was that.

145
00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:11,791
Five like that? I can't imagine it.

146
00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:14,500
I can barely handle
the fighting between these three.

147
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[sighs] It was nice sometimes.

148
00:09:17,541 --> 00:09:21,750
I remember coming home from work
and they'd all be crawled up on my bed,

149
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like four little puppies. [chuckles]

150
00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:27,416
That's because we were hiding
from Connor and the handyman.

151
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,458
-The what?
-Oh my God. The handyman!

152
00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:31,541
[all laughing]

153
00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:33,333
I forgot about the handyman.

154
00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:36,166
What's that?
You never told me about no handyman.

155
00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:39,166
-It was this thing Connor used to do.
-No, we all did it.

156
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:41,666
Pfft. Stop. You always did that.

157
00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:45,083
Okay, but Mom left me in charge
and you all wouldn't listen.

158
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-So I had to be creative.
-What was it?

159
00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:49,500
Connor would wear
a slice of ham on his face,

160
00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:52,166
then he would chase us
around the house with a wrench.

161
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,791
[affects gruff voice]
"Are these shelves loose?"

162
00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:56,041
[laughter]

163
00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,916
Yeah. And then it became…
Uh, what was that again?

164
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,583
"Did you change the furnace filter?"

165
00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:02,833
[all laughing]

166
00:10:02,916 --> 00:10:06,000
I don't even know why it was so scary!

167
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,041
See, and you all say I'm not a good actor.

168
00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,708
Yeah. You're only good
with the piece of ham on your face.

169
00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:12,583
Where was I in all of this?

170
00:10:12,666 --> 00:10:14,916
That's when you
worked nights at the Food Lion.

171
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:15,833
Right.

172
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:20,916
Oh, man. Remember when
she set off the fire alarm? "Wake up!"

173
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,083
And Connor still be sleeping.

174
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:26,041
That's where you got that? Dad does that.

175
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,166
Well, yeah.
You have Grandma to thank for that.

176
00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,166
God, she's so big.

177
00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:34,166
[inhales sharply]
You were this tiny little thing.

178
00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,875
You all were.

179
00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:41,666
So, is everyone taking off in the morning?

180
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,666
Yeah. Afu and I are going
to New Zealand for a wedding.

181
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,041
-The Great Barrier Reef.
-Stonehenge.

182
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:49,541
-The salt flats in Bolivia.
-India.

183
00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:50,458
And you?

184
00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:52,541
Me? Oh, you know.

185
00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:56,333
Staying in town.
Still got a lot of work to do on my novel.

186
00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:57,375
You never know.

187
00:10:57,458 --> 00:11:01,666
Maybe going out and exploring the world
will get your creative juices going.

188
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,125
Yeah, maybe.

189
00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:12,083
[soft instrumental music playing]

190
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,791
Thank you!

191
00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:28,750
[plate clatters]

192
00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:32,041
So, Mr. Vampire,
do you know where you live?

193
00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:35,500
And what direction would that be?

194
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:36,958
Oh, down there?

195
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:39,500
Okay. And do you happen to know how far?

196
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,291
[doorbell chimes]

197
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,708
I guess it's that way.

198
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,708
You think maybe

199
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,708
we should get the military involved?

200
00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:54,750
Carol, those tiny feet of his
couldn't have gone that far.

201
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:58,500
-We'll just trick-or-treat him home.
-Hopefully it's close.

202
00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:00,750
[sighs] I don't know.

203
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:04,166
I have, like,
six things I say to strangers.

204
00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,125
"Hello."

205
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,375
"How are you?"

206
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:07,750
"Nice to meet you."

207
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,333
"Were you using that?"

208
00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:11,875
"Sorry, I thought you were someone else."

209
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:14,791
-[boy] Trick-or-treat!
-But with kids, it's a free-for-all.

210
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:18,125
You ask them their name
and they'll say, "You look sad,"

211
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,208
then forget they even said it.

212
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,500
I think they're fun.

213
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:30,166
[dramatic instrumental music playing]

214
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,541
[all] Trick-or-treat!

215
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,666
[doorbell chimes]

216
00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,125
[boy] Trick-or-treat!

217
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:48,041
[man playing Beethoven's
"Moonlight Sonata" rapidly]

218
00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:52,291
-[flubs note, bangs piano keys]
-Fuck!

219
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,875
[man continues playing rapidly]

220
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:56,333
[dramatic music resumes]

221
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,750
[ominous music playing]

222
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:07,666
[music halts]

223
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,750
[dramatic music resumes]

224
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,041
Whoa!

225
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:16,583
[Carol] Hello?

226
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:17,958
Is anyone home?

227
00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:19,833
[cat screeches]

228
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:22,541
[cats growling, hissing]

229
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:24,500
[music fades]

230
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,291
They gave me a Jolly Rancher!

231
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,625
Wow! That's a lot of candy!

232
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,291
Yeah, I got Snickers,

233
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,333
two Snickers,

234
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,333
Dots, Reese's Pieces,

235
00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,375
Twix, Butterfingers,

236
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:39,250
chocolate mints, Fruit Chews, Skittles,

237
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,916
M&Ms, Kit Kats, gummy worms,
Sour Patch Kids…

238
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000
-[sighs deeply]
-[peaceful ambient music plays]

239
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,708
[boy] …Three Musketeers, gum, Warheads,

240
00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:50,625
three packs of Starbursts, marshmallows,

241
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:53,041
Twizzlers, black Twizzlers…

242
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,666
-Laffy Taffy, Life Savers.
-[music fades]

243
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,000
That's great. Isn't that great, Carol?

244
00:13:58,666 --> 00:13:59,833
[Carol] Uh-huh.

245
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:03,125
And a chocolate bunny
and a bunch of lollipops.

246
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:05,250
[doorbell chiming]

247
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,375
[doorbell chiming]

248
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,416
Hey, buddy? I don't think anyone is home.

249
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,250
[doorbell chiming]

250
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,333
Um, young man?

251
00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:17,875
How about the next house
be our last, okay?

252
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,166
We still don't even know where you live.

253
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,875
[doorbell chiming]

254
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,000
Young man?

255
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,500
[doorbell chiming]

256
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,416
It's getting late.

257
00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,208
-[up-tempo electronic music playing]
-Hey!

258
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,625
Come back!

259
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,708
[both panting]

260
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,875
Mr. Vampire!

261
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:46,625
[eerie music swells]

262
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:49,291
Oh, God. I think I'm gonna die.

263
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,375
[Carol sighs]

264
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:57,833
[music fades]

265
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,791
[Carol groans]

266
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,958
-Are you okay?
-[Carol groans]

267
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,083
[sighs]

268
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,166
No!

269
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,541
[up-tempo electronic music resumes]

270
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,750
[music intensifies]

271
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,666
[music fades]

272
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,083
Shit! Shit! Shit!

273
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,458
[crickets chirping]

274
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,208
[sighs]

275
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:37,500
[car approaching]

276
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,250
It's everything we talked about.

277
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:50,166
Ten Percocet, two dozen Xanax,
and a Tylenol 3.

278
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,333
Enjoy.

279
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,958
[soft ambient music playing]

280
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,708
[phone ringing]

281
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:13,833
[in Spanish] Hi, Mom.

282
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:16,666
Thank you, Mom.

283
00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:21,250
Yeah, just some people over.

284
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:23,625
Nothing too big.

285
00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:28,500
I love you, too.

286
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:36,833
Yes, Mom, I'm still gay.

287
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,500
Thank you for calling.

288
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,416
Say hi to Dad for me, okay?

289
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,958
I love you. Kisses.

290
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:48,083
[kisses]

291
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:56,041
[R&B Christmas tune playing]

292
00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:02,916
♪ I can see… ♪

293
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:08,583
[Marlon] Sherry, do you know
where the other nightlight is?

294
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,458
I wish I didn't have to work
as much as I did.

295
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,500
[sighs] I had to, you know?

296
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,875
♪ It's Christmas Eve… ♪

297
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,375
Maybe I could have done it differently.

298
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:32,041
♪ My baby's coming home ♪

299
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:36,625
♪ Oh, merry ♪

300
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,875
♪ Merry, merry Christmas ♪

301
00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:44,375
♪ Oh, joyful ♪

302
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,416
♪ Joyful, joyful soul… ♪

303
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,625
[Greg] Vampire!

304
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,958
Little vampire!

305
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:53,041
Mr. Vampire?

306
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,541
[somber orchestral music playing]

307
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,375
I'm sorry, vampire boy!

308
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:00,875
Please come back!

309
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,041
Sir, sir, have you seen
a tiny vampire walk by?

310
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:07,791
Like Nosferatu?

311
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,875
No, like a Dracula, but smaller.

312
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,708
I have candy, little boy!

313
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:22,375
Or I can get some!

314
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,458
-All the candy you want!
-[leaves rustling]

315
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,500
-Me?
-No, not you.

316
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,208
A little vampire boy.

317
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,875
-Aww.
-[engine revs]

318
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,708
[motorcycle engine stops]

319
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,625
Little vampire?

320
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,083
Hello?

321
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:49,041
[music fades]

322
00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:51,375
[crickets chirping]

323
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,041
Um, hi.

324
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,666
So, I guess…

325
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,333
I'm not sure, but…

326
00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:10,250
Um, do you want to come down now?

327
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,666
Maybe go home?

328
00:19:14,791 --> 00:19:16,333
You smell.

329
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,333
[sniffs] Yeah.

330
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:20,958
That's vomit.

331
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,208
I'm sorry about that.

332
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,500
So, are you okay?

333
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:32,333
'Cause I was pretty worried about you.

334
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:33,625
It's weird.

335
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,125
Usually…

336
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,250
I mean, I can handle teens

337
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,458
and some older ones,

338
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:42,666
but anything younger, I struggle.

339
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:46,708
I couldn't even play
with baby dolls when I was your age.

340
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:51,000
I shouldn't have tried
to force you to go home,

341
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:54,000
but when you went missing,
I got really scared.

342
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,166
You did?

343
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:58,958
Yeah. More scared
than kids usually make me.

344
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:03,208
I like being scary.

345
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,500
Yeah, well, you're the scariest.

346
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,750
Will you forgive me?

347
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,083
I hate baby dolls too.

348
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,041
Yeah, they creep me out.

349
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:22,166
Even looking at pregnant women
sometimes kind of…

350
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:25,708
Do you know what a panic attack is?

351
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:26,916
No.

352
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,250
It's like, um,

353
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,875
if someone took all your candy,

354
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:33,875
and you couldn't find it,

355
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:36,000
but you had to find it.

356
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,541
And then you realize

357
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:40,416
maybe there wasn't
any candy in the first place.

358
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,291
You're funny.

359
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:47,416
I don't know about that,

360
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:51,291
but I want to thank you
for not insulting me for no reason.

361
00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:55,916
[uplifting organ music playing]

362
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:04,791
[car horn honks]

363
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:24,125
Where are your parents?

364
00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:28,916
[car engine turns over]

365
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,708
All set?

366
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,333
[atonal synthesized vocals playing]

367
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:57,541
[vocal music swells]

368
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,708
[kids chatter excitedly]

369
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:04,625
["Rockin' Around
the Christmas Tree" playing]

370
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,416
♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪

371
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,000
♪ At the Christmas party hop ♪

372
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,916
-♪ Mistletoe hung where you can see ♪
-[kids laughing]

373
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,916
♪ Every couple tries to stop ♪

374
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,833
♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪

375
00:22:21,916 --> 00:22:24,416
♪ Let the Christmas spirit ring ♪

376
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,750
[inaudible conversation]

377
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:28,333
♪ Later we'll have some pumpkin pie… ♪

378
00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:29,541
Oh.

379
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:30,458
Thanks.

380
00:22:30,541 --> 00:22:32,958
[murmurs] Merry Christmas, Mom.

381
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:35,416
Daddy! Santa got me a new bicycle!

382
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,916
[Marlon] If you look,
there's more under the tree.

383
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,791
-This one's for you.
-Oh.

384
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,000
What's this?

385
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:46,166
Who's it from?

386
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,291
Santa!

387
00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:48,833
[gasps] Oh.

388
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,500
[Donna gasps]

389
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:55,833
Where did you find this?

390
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,166
In the attic with Grandma's old stuff.

391
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,083
[Donna gasps]

392
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,916
Oh my God.

393
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,541
[chuckling]

394
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:09,041
Ooh, look at you.

395
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,583
Oh! Nail salon.

396
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,958
-[Jackie] Tired Santa!
-[all laughing]

397
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:22,375
Mom came home from a double being like,

398
00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:25,333
"Sorry, I'm late. My reindeer broke down."

399
00:23:25,416 --> 00:23:28,666
Yeah, then dumped like two garbage bags
filled with toys on the ground

400
00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,916
-and collapsed on the couch.
-[all laughing]

401
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,458
-That was so funny!
-And she was out!

402
00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:36,000
Woman didn't wake up
until the next morning.

403
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,125
[all laughing]

404
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,833
Oh, and we just left her there.

405
00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,625
Shoot, that suit was comfortable
with the pillows.

406
00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:42,958
[all laughing]

407
00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:45,875
-That's still my favorite Christmas.
-Mine too.

408
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:50,250
["Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
instrumental playing]

409
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,625
[song fades out]

410
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:54,000
[faint birdsong]

411
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:55,708
[train whistle blows]

412
00:23:55,791 --> 00:23:56,875
[bell dinging]

413
00:23:56,958 --> 00:23:59,375
[Sherry] Trish. Come say goodbye
to everyone, okay?

414
00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:01,083
[train whistle blowing]

415
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:03,166
[Donna] Mmm! Ooh!

416
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:05,458
[laughing]

417
00:24:05,541 --> 00:24:07,166
[Donna coos, kisses]

418
00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,750
[soft organ music playing]

419
00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:10,916
[inhales sharply, sighs]

420
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,041
Mm.

421
00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,666
Thank you for the gift.

422
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,583
It means a lot. It really does.

423
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:22,625
[sighs]

424
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,000
I wish…

425
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:31,666
I just know there should have been
a lot more of me in here.

426
00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:33,833
Mom, no.

427
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,333
Yeah, you did enough.

428
00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:37,458
You did.

429
00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:39,333
[inhales sharply] Thank you.

430
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,833
-We should do this again.
-[laughs] Yeah. Next month.

431
00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:46,875
-[Donna chuckles]
-May Christmas. Yeah. [chuckles]

432
00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:49,916
Yeah! May Christmas! [chuckles]

433
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,875
[Donna sniffles] Mmm.

434
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:55,000
["Silent Night" playing on organ]

435
00:24:57,125 --> 00:25:01,833
[choir singing] ♪ Silent night ♪

436
00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:06,916
♪ Holy night ♪

437
00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:12,416
♪ All is calm ♪

438
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:16,791
♪ All is bright ♪

439
00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:21,958
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪

440
00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:25,708
♪ Mother and child ♪

441
00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:26,625
[sighs]

442
00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:31,666
♪ Holy infant ♪

443
00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:36,083
-♪ So tender and mild ♪
-[car engine turns over]

444
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,625
[engine revving]

445
00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:42,791
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪

446
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:47,166
♪ Peace ♪

447
00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:54,333
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪

448
00:25:58,166 --> 00:26:02,875
♪ Silent night ♪

449
00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:08,708
♪ Holy night ♪

450
00:26:08,791 --> 00:26:13,375
♪ Shepherds quake ♪

451
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:16,583
♪ At the sight… ♪