1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,202 - All rise! - Hey, y'all, I'm Ms. Pat, 2 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:03,737 and I know the inside of a courtroom. 3 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,072 Man, that girl is innocent! 4 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:06,373 You ain't the damn judge. 5 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,008 Get ready to see real cases. 6 00:00:08,075 --> 00:00:09,042 I want you out of my house. 7 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:11,378 Real drama and real money on the line. 8 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,946 I gave her my kidney. 9 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,248 Give it back. 10 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,149 And I'm bringing my friends to court as my jury. 11 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:17,551 Lock her ass up! 12 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,353 Y'all may have started this mess, 13 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:20,988 but you know I'm gonna settle it. 14 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:22,356 Ms. Pat, Ms. Pat. 15 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:23,857 - You droppin' teeth. - See, that's my tooth. 16 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:26,627 - You smokin' dope. - That was my asthma pump. 17 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,028 Y'all must have a good time together. 18 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:29,363 - BOTH: We do. - [laughter] 19 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:32,733 All rise, because court is back in session. 20 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,904 She's the judge, the jury, and the auntie 21 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:37,871 you ain't asked for. 22 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,574 All rise for Ms. Pat. 23 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:44,144 ♪♪♪ 24 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:49,950 MS. PAT: Have a seat. 25 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:51,852 All right. How y'all doing, jury? 26 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:53,186 - Hey. - Pat, you look cute today. 27 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,388 I love that hair. 28 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:58,225 The jury has spoken, and Ms. Pat is fire! 29 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,493 [laughter] 30 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,627 MS. PAT: All right, jury, y'all ain't gotta worry 31 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:02,162 about being fair, we're cracking cases, 32 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,730 we ain't baking no damn cookies. 33 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,666 Come on, bailiff, get to bailiff-ing. 34 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,202 This is the case of Strickland versus Livingston. 35 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,538 Please enter the courtroom. 36 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,073 ANNOUNCER: Plaintiff Kandace Strickland 37 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:16,743 is suing her former best friend Shynise for $5,000. 38 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,813 She says Shynise botched her eyelashes so bad, 39 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,815 she had to go to the hospital. 40 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:24,851 Defendant Shynise Livingston says Kandace was happy with 41 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,520 the lashes and only batted an eye when 42 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,622 she got a view of the price tag. 43 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,624 It's like the yellow about to sting. 44 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,859 ANNOUNCER: That's the real reason she's "lashing" out. 45 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,561 Y'all swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 46 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,697 and nothing but the truth, so help you, God? 47 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,065 - I do. - Now, before we get started, 48 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,833 I just want to let y'all know, don't be scared 49 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,002 of my jury because all of them got chased home from school. 50 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:43,804 [laughter] 51 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,074 Tell me why you're here, Kandace. 52 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,176 I am suing my former best friend Shynise 53 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:50,711 for $5,000 for my medical bill 54 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:54,548 after she purposely glued my lashes together. 55 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,882 What? 56 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,819 I hit her up for a last-minute appointment. 57 00:01:58,885 --> 00:01:59,886 I had a little date going on 58 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,488 and I had a little boo I had to go see, 59 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,991 so I paid her $120 to get them done. 60 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,959 And this one, I literally closed, 61 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:08,595 but it didn't happen until after I had left. 62 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,197 Ended up going cock-eyed the whole way 63 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:13,066 to the hospital and having my eye patched up for a week, 64 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,403 so I'm here suing my best friend for my hospital bill. 65 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,639 Wow. Eyes wide shut. 66 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,007 Okay, Shynise. 67 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,609 Like she said, she came for a last-minute appointment. 68 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,111 I was fully booked, but she's my bitch, 69 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:26,079 and of course I'm going to let her in for an appointment. 70 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,547 When she got up off the table, 71 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,216 she could see perfectly fine. 72 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,785 That's exactly why I shouldn't pay the money. 73 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,620 Are you a professional lash tech? 74 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,056 - Yeah. - No, she's not licensed. 75 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:38,191 Did you know she wasn't licensed? 76 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,426 I knew she wasn't licensed, 77 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,061 but with that being my best friend, 78 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:42,396 I thought I can trust her. 79 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,364 - She's done lashes before. - MS. PAT: I don't care. 80 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,533 Where she doing that, in the kitchen? 81 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,468 I did her lashes in my bedroom. 82 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,671 Do you have proof of what she looked like 83 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,005 when she left your house? 84 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,173 I submitted a video. 85 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,775 All right, let's see the proof. 86 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,576 CARMEN: Ooh, I see her using both her eyes. 87 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:57,811 You don't look blind. 88 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:58,912 Is it the left eye that closed? 89 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,247 It look like it's closing already. 90 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:01,715 I literally did a video, 91 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,117 and right after my eye was irritated. 92 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,219 Mind you, I only do strip lashes. 93 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:07,287 That was my first time 94 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,056 getting extensions lashes done by her. 95 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,424 That's not because of me. 96 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,658 That's because of her. 97 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:15,162 Did you give her any aftercare instructions? 98 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:16,963 Yes, ma'am, I told her, and I gave it to her, 99 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,265 and she said she didn't want it. 100 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:19,166 She don't even got all that materials 101 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:20,600 to offer me that. 102 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,102 What happened when you got to the emergency room? 103 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:23,770 They basically put something 104 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:26,673 to get the lash to come up, like, from off my eye. 105 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,308 You have proof you went to the hospital? 106 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,177 - Yes, ma'am, I sure do. - Let me see whatever you have. 107 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:31,745 KANDACE: Okay. 108 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:35,215 CARMEN: Well, the bill does look a little sketchy. 109 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:36,616 You don't have no health insurance? 110 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:37,718 KANDACE: No, ma'am, I don't. 111 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:39,486 What did they diagnose you with? 112 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,754 That's been a while back, 113 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,189 and I low-key kind of don't remember. 114 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,691 - She had sperm in her eyes. - Sperm? 115 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:45,959 Oh, wait a minute, ma'am. 116 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,661 This is an honest, Christian courtroom. 117 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,995 Who are you talking about? 118 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,564 She didn't go to the hospital, she went to that man. 119 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,598 You said she made a stop 120 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,233 before she got to the hospital. 121 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,367 - Exactly. - And you know that. 122 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,669 Oh, yes, I know her. 123 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,337 And she drove over there with one eye. 124 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,438 She drove over there with two eyes 125 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,006 and left with one eye. 126 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,842 - ALL: Ooh! - [laughter] 127 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:02,743 Is that true? 128 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:04,311 Ms. Pat, Ms. Pat. 129 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:05,912 Don't "Ms. Pat" me. 130 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,815 That is not true, Ms. Pat. 131 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,617 This girl knows what she's doing. 132 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,285 Did you reach out to her and tell her 133 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,520 that your eye was messed up? 134 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,589 - Yes, ma'am, I did. - And what did you say? 135 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:16,757 I laughed at the [bleep]. 136 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,158 [laughter] 137 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,226 You can't say [bleep]. 138 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,694 Yeah, don't say [bleep], 139 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,296 what the [bleep] is wrong with you? 140 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:24,698 I laughed. 141 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,133 This is exactly why I feel like it was done on purpose. 142 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,434 Why are you so angry? 143 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,536 Ms. Pat, if only you'd seen how she slandered my name 144 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,737 all over Facebook. 145 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,139 Do you have any evidence? 146 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,807 - Yes. - Get it, bailiff. 147 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,108 I really feel like she's trying 148 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:36,910 - to sabotage my business. - NENE: Oh, God. 149 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,378 MS. PAT: "This is what happenS when you book an 150 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,947 "unlicensed lash tech slash hairstylist. 151 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,350 "I would never go and get my lashes done by her again. 152 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,985 Don't book with her." 153 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,153 You wrote that about your best friend? 154 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,487 Yes, ma'am. 155 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:49,823 When she acted like she wasn't concerned, I felt like 156 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,526 it was my place to tell other people not to go to her. 157 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,594 This is exactly why I shouldn't be here. 158 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:55,862 All right, I'm getting ready to go to my jury. 159 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,130 Come on, Nene. 160 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,332 NENE: Is it possible that you could have used 161 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,268 the wrong glue on her eyelashes? 162 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:02,969 - Oh, no. - It's possible. 163 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,805 You could have had an allergic reaction. 164 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,573 - KANDACE: Yes, ma'am. - I dealt with that myself. 165 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,708 - Yes, ma'am. - Come on, Karlous. 166 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:12,045 Ms. Pat, in all of my times and travels and my journeys, 167 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,713 I listened to Black women. 168 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,483 And one thing that I've heard Black women saying, 169 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,385 "Stay out of Black women's business." 170 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,187 So this shit ain't got nothing to do with me. 171 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,988 [laughter] 172 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,858 MS. PAT: All right. Any final remarks 173 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,359 - you would like to make? - Well... 174 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:28,495 I'm hoping that we can rekindle our friendship. 175 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,597 Any final remarks before I make my decision? 176 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:31,898 I love you. 177 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,634 But, girl, my bill's due, I can't give you that. 178 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,770 She the realest mother [bleep] I've met in my life. 179 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,772 [laughter] 180 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,475 I can't wait to see how this turns out. 181 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:47,714 Stay within the eyes of the law, Ms. Pat, both of them. 182 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:48,815 KARLOUS: Hey, y'all stop making jokes. 183 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,016 She might lash out. 184 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:53,386 I'm about to lash out right now. 185 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,856 I'm going to settle this, once and for all. 186 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:00,160 I'm ruling in favor of... 187 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,031 ...the defendant, Shynise. 188 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,700 You don't have to pay her anything. 189 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,568 And let me tell you why. 190 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:09,903 You went to your good friend 191 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,505 who you knew was unlicensed, and you knew your friend 192 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,674 - couldn't do that service. - Yes, ma'am. 193 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,543 I just settled it. 194 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,944 SHYNISE: I still love you. 195 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,313 Ms. Pat, I hope they can remain friends, 196 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,581 even though they didn't see eye to eye. 197 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:23,316 [laughter] 198 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,586 If they was real friends, they would've stuck together. 199 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,423 KARLOUS: Some baked chicken, some macaroni and cheese. 200 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,392 I wouldn't have paid $6,000 for this either. 201 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:35,462 That's a lot of food to fix for 200 people. 202 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,964 Green beans on here twice. 203 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,232 Did y'all have a contract together? 204 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,367 I definitely did. 205 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,035 CARMEN: Wait a minute, not a napkin. 206 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,370 It's a legal binding contract, 207 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:45,906 as long as you-- Now, who kissed this here? 208 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:47,507 - [laughter] - Oh! 209 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,245 - MS. PAT: Hey, y'all. - Hey. 210 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,580 What the [bleep] is that? 211 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,081 Buck Wild, Ms. Pat. 212 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,350 [laughter] 213 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,721 What the [bleep]? 214 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:06,393 - [laughter] - Real estate, real estate. 215 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:08,461 - What the--? - [laughter] 216 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,231 Y'all play too damn much. 217 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,504 Bailiff, get to bailiff-ing. 218 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:20,073 This is the case of Higgs versus Redic. 219 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,708 Please enter the courtroom. 220 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:24,044 ANNOUNCER: Plaintiff Tawanda Higgs 221 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,745 is suing her cousin, Javossiya, 222 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,949 for $3,500, the amount she says she's still owed 223 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,951 for catering Javossiya's wedding. 224 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:34,754 Tawanda says she only received a $2,500 deposit 225 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,456 on the $6,000 job. 226 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:39,593 - I bet her neck hurt. - [laughter] 227 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,928 ANNOUNCER: Defendant Javossiya Redic says 228 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,396 she paid for the food, 229 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,965 but her family did most of the serving, 230 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:47,801 so she shouldn't have to pay the remaining balance. 231 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,803 Her cousin is turning her "I do" 232 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:52,405 into a "I wish I didn't." 233 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,773 ...the whole truth, 234 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,609 and nothing but the truth, so help you, God? 235 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,143 Tell me why you're here, Tawanda. 236 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:00,313 I'm here to sue my cousin, Javossiya, for the $3,500 237 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,983 that she owed me for catering her wedding reception. 238 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,484 I am a caterer. 239 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:05,652 I've been doing it for ten years. 240 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,253 I did my cousin's wedding. 241 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,022 It was $6,000. 242 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,724 She paid me $2,500 of it. 243 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,058 I'm here to get the remaining balance 244 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,060 of the $3,500 that she owed me. 245 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,696 She signed this contract, so she need to pay me. 246 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,698 Javossiya, tell me your side of the story. 247 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,867 I asked my cousin to cater my wedding. 248 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,168 I paid for the food. 249 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,938 This $2,500 was for the ingredients and the food. 250 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,407 I don't feel like I owe her for the serving part. 251 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,476 That's the remainder she's asking for. 252 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:30,610 It was a family affair. 253 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,912 Like, everybody pitched in to help serve. 254 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,948 And shortly after the wedding, 255 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,549 she wanted to get a catering van, 256 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:40,420 so I gave her $2,500 toward her van. 257 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,856 MS. PAT: Okay, you have any pictures of the wedding? 258 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:43,990 Yes, I do. 259 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,126 Let me see the pictures of the wedding. 260 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,927 ALL: Aww... 261 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:50,296 Purple hair is your thing, huh? 262 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,666 - [laughter] - MS. PAT: You were so pretty. 263 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,901 - Thank you. - Oh, shit! 264 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,037 CARMEN: You wasn't playing. 265 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:58,471 MS. PAT: How many people was you cooking for? 266 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,073 About 280 people. 267 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,876 $6,000 for 280 people, girl? 268 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:04,978 That is a steal. 269 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,212 Was the food good? 270 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,681 Yeah, it was good. 271 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,482 Explain to me how she ended up owing you 272 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,550 for a wedding reception. 273 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,085 You didn't get your money the day of? 274 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:15,655 No. It's normally due two weeks before the wedding. 275 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,790 That's what the contract says. 276 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,458 - Can I have it? - But she was my cousin. 277 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,026 I knew she had a lot of stuff to pay, 278 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,895 and she told me she'd catch me on the back end 279 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:23,263 when she'd get some deposit back. 280 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:24,597 And I was cool with it. 281 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,800 KARLOUS: Some baked chicken, some macaroni and cheese, 282 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:28,334 rice pi-laf. 283 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,704 I wouldn't have paid $6,000 for this either. 284 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,038 Hello. 285 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,542 Oh, that rice paid five-five-five, green beans... 286 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:36,876 - [laughter] - Oh, my God. 287 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:37,977 Pilaf! 288 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,213 What is wrong with y'all? 289 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,850 That's a lot of food to fix for 200 people. 290 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,152 Green beans on here twice. 291 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,021 Nobody want all them damn green beans. 292 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,489 [laughter] 293 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:53,026 Javossiya, you ever done anything for Tawanda? 294 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,863 Yes, I gave her $2,500 toward her van. 295 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,732 - Did she give you $2,500? - She did. 296 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,301 Was it a loan or was it just a gift? 297 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,369 She never said I owed her back and we definitely 298 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,239 didn't sign no contract, but this contract is binding. 299 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,541 Why do you think you don't owe her any money? 300 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,076 I mean, because of what I went through. 301 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,644 She's seen the hurt. 302 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:12,712 What did you go through? 303 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,582 The marriage only last three months. 304 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:18,084 Oh, I thought the food hurt you. 305 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,020 I don't think I ever met anybody that got a divorce this quick 306 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:23,623 other than Kim Kardashian. 307 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:24,824 You broke up after three months 308 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,459 so you feel like you shouldn't have to pay? 309 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,761 Yeah, that's family. 310 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,863 We're like sisters. I used her. 311 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:33,566 - I wanted to... - We know you used her. 312 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,602 - [laughter] - No. 313 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:36,803 Jury, I'm going to go to my jurors. 314 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,071 Come on and help me, Carmen. 315 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,840 Javossiya, she don't care about nothing. 316 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,575 She didn't even brush her hair good today, 317 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,744 just came into court. 318 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,147 - [laughter] - Carmen! 319 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,516 Shut your greasy ass up. 320 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,184 I think that you... 321 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,186 You planned for your husband at the time 322 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,254 to pay that balance. 323 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,722 But before you can even ask him 324 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,991 or even get the money from him, all hell broke loose. 325 00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,192 I like you, Jasmin. 326 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,794 Because that's what happened. 327 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,363 So what you up to now? What you up to? 328 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,100 Karlous, please. 329 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,601 Oh! 330 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,405 She saw you in that mink coat earlier, Karlous. 331 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,574 She was like, "Karlous, please." 332 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,276 That's what I heard. 333 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,111 Karlous, you fumble baddies. 334 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,313 Sometimes it ain't a fumble, baby, it's a punt. 335 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:24,083 [laughter] 336 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,385 So I've come to my final decision, 337 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:28,021 and I'm going to settle this once and for all. 338 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,458 I'm ruling in favor of... 339 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,962 ...the plaintiff, Tawanda. 340 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,931 [applause] 341 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:44,571 Javossiya, you ordered to pay Tawanda $3,500. 342 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,905 You know, just because she's family 343 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,807 don't mean you don't have to pay her. 344 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,276 Your marriage didn't last, but this contract lasted. 345 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,412 [laughter] 346 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,047 With that, I just settled it. 347 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,381 Y'all get out of my courtroom. 348 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,916 - Thank you. - Thank you. 349 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,785 [mocking] "He fumbles baddies." 350 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,321 [laughter] 351 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,623 Shut your punk ass up and pay your cousin. 352 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:09,262 She borrowed $875 from me, allegedly for her rent, 353 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,297 but I found out that it was for a BBL. 354 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,900 - Let us see, turn around. - MS. PAT: I don't see shit. 355 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,435 She paid to go get stung by a wasp. 356 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,006 All right, jury, let's make it quick, 357 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,708 because I'm trying to catch happy hour 358 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,476 and get me some lemon covered wings. 359 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,678 All flats. 360 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,613 Oh, my God, that's what I like, too. 361 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,948 Atlanta, everybody want all flats. 362 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,082 I like the drums. 363 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,951 The all flat thing's here in Atlanta because 364 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,852 most of us don't have our back teeth. 365 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,657 All right, you ready, bailiff? 366 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,359 - Yes, ma'am. - Get to bailiff-ing, please. 367 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,362 This is the case of Letcher versus Marvel. 368 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,097 Please enter the courtroom. 369 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,366 ANNOUNCER: Plaintiff Clarencia Letcher 370 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,034 is suing her ex-business partner, 371 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:52,439 Xavier for $1,500 that she invested into their podcast. 372 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:57,844 Defendant Xavier Marvel says he's not subscribing to 373 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,679 Clarencia's allegation. 374 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:02,148 This podcast was his idea from the start. 375 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,383 CARMEN: Sir, can you breathe? 376 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,852 - Them pants tight as hell. - [laughter] 377 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,488 ANNOUNCER: He claims if anyone is in the red, it's her... 378 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,824 I want to know how the [bleep] you got them boots. 379 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:15,028 ANNOUNCER: ...to the tune of $800 she never paid back. 380 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,396 ...the whole truth and nothing but the truth, 381 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,964 - so help you, God? - CLARENCIA: I do. 382 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,634 Clarencia, please tell me why you're here today, baby. 383 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,803 Today I am here to sue my ex-friend, 384 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,606 ex-business partner, Xavier, for $1,500 385 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,943 for a podcast that I helped establish and I started up. 386 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,511 Once the podcast came off the ground, 387 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,580 he was supposed to split the monies with me 388 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,682 from the social media platforms. 389 00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:36,916 Did he keep the money? 390 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,718 You don't see all these new boots he keep buying? 391 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,920 [laughter] 392 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,356 Xavier, give me your side of the story, baby. 393 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,291 Ms. Pat, I don't know why she brought me here 394 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,960 for something that I discovered 395 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,695 and something that I created myself. 396 00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,664 - She was just there. - ALL: Ooh... 397 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,832 MS. PAT: And what was the name of the podcast? 398 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,668 - Shady Pines. - Shady Pines? 399 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,670 That sound like a retirement home. 400 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,205 [laughter] 401 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,507 What was the podcast about? 402 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,075 The podcast is just about me. 403 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,576 It's drama that goes on in our hometown 404 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,711 of Natchez, Mississippi. 405 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:05,812 - You from Mississippi? - Yes, ma'am. 406 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,681 - That's where Karlous's from. - Oh. 407 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,483 Not that part, I'm from the top. 408 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,053 - [laughter] - I'm from the top. 409 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,054 What was the deal with this podcast 410 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,155 you set up with him? 411 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,823 The deal was that I was going to bring 412 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,491 my brains and my budget. 413 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,126 He really not business-oriented. 414 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,095 He bought the ring light and the vibes. 415 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,431 The ring light? 416 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,499 MS. PAT: How much money did you put into it? 417 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,668 I put $1,500 into Shady Pines. 418 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,337 - Give me your receipts, girl. - Yes, ma'am. 419 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:35,008 Five hundred on the website, another $250 on the LLC 420 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,876 and everything like that. 421 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,344 MS. PAT: Did y'all have a contract together? 422 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,313 I definitely did. 423 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,482 What contract? 424 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,284 The one you signed after lunch. 425 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,052 Girl, we was at Burger King. 426 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,921 You act like we was at a five-star dinner. 427 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,823 [laughter] 428 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,292 CARMEN: Wait a minute, not a napkin. 429 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:53,993 JASMIN: Seal it with a kiss? 430 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,696 It's a legal binding contract as long as you... 431 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,666 - Now, who kissed this shit? - [laughter] 432 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,601 Oh! Oh! 433 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,936 I wanted you to match the lips 434 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,437 because I didn't want him to say what he just did. 435 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,872 Lord, have mercy. 436 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:09,042 Now, it say, "We declare this is a 50-50 partnership... 437 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,376 - Yes, ma'am. - "...on behalf of 438 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,212 "the new podcast, Shady Pines. 439 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,381 Let's go, bitches." 440 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,284 So he kept the money from what y'all made on social media. 441 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,285 Yes, ma'am. 442 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,520 Why didn't you pay her back? 443 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,155 You signed the contract and she kissed it. 444 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,389 It wasn't that much money. 445 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:27,093 Like, you know, $500 here, $600 there. 446 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,561 To be honest, I don't think that 447 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,963 I actually owed her anything 448 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,932 because she also borrowed $875 from me, 449 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,367 allegedly for her rent. 450 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,103 But I found out down the line that it was for a BBL. 451 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,005 - ALL: Ooh... - I got some proof. 452 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,541 - Let us see, turn around. - [laughter] 453 00:15:45,713 --> 00:15:47,648 ANNOUNCER: Clarencia Letcher is suing Xavier Marvel 454 00:15:47,715 --> 00:15:50,351 for her share of podcasting profits. 455 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,653 Xavier says she got her share. 456 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:57,024 Ms. Pat's ready to record her verdict for this "pod" couple. 457 00:15:57,091 --> 00:15:59,693 She also borrowed $875 from me, 458 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,128 allegedly for her rent. 459 00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:03,864 But I found out down the line that it was for a BBL. 460 00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:05,866 - ALL: Ooh... - I got the proof. 461 00:16:05,933 --> 00:16:08,736 MS. PAT: You bought an $800 ass? 462 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:09,770 XAVIER: This look the same. 463 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:13,073 CARMEN: Girl, if you don't get your money back 464 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,742 from them damn people... 465 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,010 You want me to walk in the middle? 466 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,277 KARLOUS: Yeah, let us see. What you got? 467 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,512 CLARENCIA: It's one bunk bed. 468 00:16:18,579 --> 00:16:20,714 - It's not two. - [laughter] 469 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,950 I don't see shit. 470 00:16:23,017 --> 00:16:24,451 She paid to go get stung by a wasp. 471 00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:27,054 Baby, be quiet, you need to pay to get your knees done. 472 00:16:27,121 --> 00:16:29,356 They already pleading guilty, knocking on each other. 473 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,824 [laughter] 474 00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:32,960 - CARMEN: He a Minute Man. - Oh, sure. 475 00:16:33,027 --> 00:16:35,529 Yeah, they knocking on Heaven's door, but it's okay. 476 00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:38,732 So, you got a half a BBL for $875. 477 00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:40,501 [laughter] 478 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,136 And he kept the money from what 479 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,038 y'all made on social media. 480 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,439 Right, the monetization. 481 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:46,540 Was you on the podcast every day? 482 00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:47,775 All the time. 483 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,276 He was getting like 40-something viewers. 484 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:50,978 People started coming on there because of me. 485 00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:52,413 - Really? - Yes. 486 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,349 Do you think they were coming to see you? 487 00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:57,284 I'm basically the lead singer of the group 488 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,520 and she was just backup, so... 489 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,522 - CARMEN: Okay, Beyoncé! - [laughter] 490 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:05,125 MS. PAT: Xavier, give me the voice when people call in. 491 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,393 Pretend I'm calling in. 492 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:09,263 Ooh, Xavier, I got some tea for you. 493 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,931 We're having a great day here at Pimps and Players 494 00:17:10,998 --> 00:17:13,901 dot-Shade [bleep] dot-com. How can I assist your call? 495 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,869 What did you just say? 496 00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:19,139 Right now, you're not proving your case to me 497 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,442 that you are the star of this podcast. 498 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,610 If I was talking to one of my messy-ass cousins, 499 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:24,478 it would be much easier. 500 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,213 Come on, I got the bailiff. 501 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,581 Call in, bailiff. 502 00:17:27,648 --> 00:17:31,685 - Hey... [bleep] - [laughter] 503 00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:39,426 Okay, calm down, calm down. 504 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,761 I got to hear you. 505 00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:42,730 Yes, we're having a great day here at Pimps and Players 506 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,531 dot-Shade-dot-com, where [bleep]. 507 00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:47,568 - [laughter] - Is this a hotel? 508 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,169 Now, let me hear you give us the tea. 509 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,438 Girl, allegedly, Megan was down there 510 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,174 with her man, Tay Tay done found out that they was 511 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,110 at the store together and they came up there 512 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,479 with not only her friends, but her man too. 513 00:17:58,545 --> 00:17:59,680 Ooh! 514 00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,248 Maybe the whole town know about it. 515 00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:03,450 Well, I think we have a verdict, Pat. 516 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,053 [applause] 517 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,755 Okay, I'm going on over here to my jury. 518 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:08,956 I'm going to start with you this time, Jasmin. 519 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,190 Give me your point. 520 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,992 You came in here with all this energy, 521 00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:13,427 and I wanted to believe you. 522 00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:14,995 You said you was the Beyoncé of the group, 523 00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:16,330 and you was giving us Michelle. 524 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,665 I'm just saying, I'm going with green. 525 00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:20,067 KARLOUS: Now, I respect the good hustle. 526 00:18:20,134 --> 00:18:22,269 For him to be out here just blowing the money 527 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:24,071 on little boots and little jackets, 528 00:18:24,138 --> 00:18:25,739 that ain't doing nothing but trying to get 529 00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:27,808 the rest of the money so she can go get 530 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:31,311 - the rest of her BBL. - [laughter] 531 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,814 All right, I've come to my final decision, 532 00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:36,350 and I'm going to settle this once and for all. 533 00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:40,788 I'm ruling in favor of... 534 00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:45,292 ...the plaintiff, Clarencia. 535 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:48,662 Clarencia, you put $1,500 to start the podcast, 536 00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:51,965 but Xavier gave you $875 537 00:18:52,032 --> 00:18:54,368 to get one half of your ass done, 538 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:58,438 which leaves you a balance of $625. 539 00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,907 I just settled it. 540 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,275 Y'all get out of my courtroom. 541 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,476 Yes, ma'am. 542 00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,011 CARMEN: He had no circulation in them legs. 543 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:05,546 I know them tight-ass pants. 544 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,281 [laughter] 545 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,186 SAFAREE: Oh, he fell for real. 546 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,288 MS. PAT: He all right? 547 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,722 As soon as he got in the hallway, 548 00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,891 the boot said, "Damn, we lost!" and fell down. 549 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:20,994 [laughter and applause] 550 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,598 Only on the Ms. Pat Show. 551 00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,936 [rapping] ♪ Gavel in the hand with a side-eye glance ♪ 552 00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:30,905 ♪ If you're acting up, you don't stand a chance ♪ 553 00:19:30,972 --> 00:19:32,907 [rapping] ♪ She ain't paying you back ♪ 554 00:19:32,974 --> 00:19:35,476 ♪ I don't think she gonna pay you back ♪ 555 00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:38,079 Did y'all get a divorce because he can't drive? 556 00:19:38,145 --> 00:19:39,647 He's seeing too many cars. 557 00:19:39,714 --> 00:19:41,048 I really think you need a go-cart. 558 00:19:41,115 --> 00:19:42,850 [laughter] 559 00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,786 Why didn't you just come out your pocket and pay the $1,500? 560 00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,121 It was just out of sight, out of mind. 561 00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:48,689 It ain't no out of sight, out of mind. 562 00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:50,024 She was right there, looking like you. 563 00:19:50,091 --> 00:19:51,392 Every time you looked in the mirror, you should have 564 00:19:51,459 --> 00:19:54,428 been saying, "Bitch, I owe you $1,500."