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- Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.

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- All rise.

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<i>- And I know the
inside of a courtroom.</i>

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I'm a convicted felon
with a GED.

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Now, I'm sitting
on this side of the bench.

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Y'all are killing me.

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These are real cases
with real money on the line.

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And I'm bringing my own
friends to court as my jury.

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- What is this, "Looney Tunes"?

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- Y'all may have
started this mess,

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but I'm going to settle it.

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- I love this courtroom!

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- All rise, because
court is back in session.

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<i>[dramatic music]</i>

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- In this court,
you may win the case,

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you're still going
to get roasted.

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All rise for Judge Ms. Pat.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- Y'all can have a seat.
- Hey.

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- Hey, hey, hey.

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- I got to say, any day
on this side of the bench

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is a great day.

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Can I get an amen?
- Amen.

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- Amen.
- How y'all know?

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Y'all ain't been up there.

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[laughter]

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- Bailiff, can you
get to bailiffing?

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- This is the case of
McKinnie versus Matthews.

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<i>- Plaintiff Khadijah
McKinnie is suing her best</i>

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<i>friend, Rainey, for $500,</i>

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<i>the price of balloon
decorations</i>

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<i>Khadijah installed
at her birthday party,</i>

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<i>but never was paid for.</i>

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- Is that shirt choking
the shit out of you?

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Because it look tight
around your neck.

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- [laughs]

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<i>- Defendant Rainey Matthews
says the balloons were busted,</i>

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<i>and deflated the whole vibe
of her birthday bash.</i>

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<i>She doesn't owe a thing.</i>

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- Can you raise your
right hand for me?

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I swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth,

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and nothing but the
truth, so help you God.

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- All right, before I get
started, I just want to let you

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ladies know this is
a jury of my peers.

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I may or may not use
them, but they're

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here because they can play
the hell out of some spades.

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[laughter]

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So, Khadijah, why
you here today?

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- Your Honor, I'm suing
my best friend, Rainey,

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for $500 for party
decor that I did

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last minute, that my services
blew up over 300 balloons.

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- Oh.

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- Wow

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- I added my little
razzle dazzle to it.

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I asked for her to pay me,
and she didn't.

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Honey, I need my money,
and I want it now.

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- OK.

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Rainey, give me your
side of this story, girl.

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- OK, I paid Khadijah to
do a birthday party for me,

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just to decorate.

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I wanted the balloons,
basically, for a backdrop

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for us to take pictures.

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But I definitely wanted
pink, silver, and black.

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Not what I got.

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- Well, what did you get?

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- Gray and black.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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And on top of that,
I sent you $300

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for the balloons in
general, thinking

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she needed to go buy them.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- But she said she
already had some, so I

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said, keep it for the labor.

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So I don't feel like I owe her.

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- Khadijah, are you a
professional party planner?

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- It's a side hustle.
I'm a teacher.

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- Oh, you're a teacher?
- Yes.

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- OK.

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So let me ask you this, Rainey.

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- Uh-huh.

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- When she set them up,
was happy with them?

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- So it probably was
less than 20 minutes.

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We go to get ready
to take pictures.

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The photographer get ready
to click, balloon dropped.

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- Stop.

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- No way.

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- So because the heat
was still on full blast,

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the balloons started
deflating and popping.

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- Uh-uh.

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- Do you have any
pictures of the balloon?

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- Yes.

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- Girl.

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- Girl, this is not
no 300 balloons.

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- Did some of the balloons
eat the other ones?

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- 27 balloons.

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And you charging $500?

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- Girl.

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- So, Rainey,
you gave her $300?

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- Yes, ma'am.

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- Did she ask for the
$200 after she put it up?

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- She asked for the $500.
- $500?

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- Yeah.

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She wanted $500.
- On top of the $300?

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- On top of the $300.
- Oh, no way.

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- That's $800.
- Oh, wow.

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OK, keep going.

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- Also, I told her to
come before the party.

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Party start at 8:00.

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No balloons set up.

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Shorty get there at 10:30.

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- What?

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- Khadijah, you arrived to a
birthday party that you was

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hired to do balloons for,
and it was at 8:00,

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but you got there
at 10:00 p.m.?

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- Yes, I was two hours late
because my babysitter was late.

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I had to find
a last-minute babysitter

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for this last-minute party.

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- The party was late March.

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I sent you this
money in February.

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- Wow.

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That babysitter
was late as hell.

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- Khadijah, you was putting up
the balloons while the people

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was in there dancing?

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- You was telling
people, excuse me.

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[laughter]

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- We dancing, we drinking.

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I had to move the whole arch,
and it just fell onto the side.

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- What did you do, Khadijah?

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- I was trying to fix it,
but she started talking

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shit about my balloons.

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And I'm just like, girl,
I done did all this work.

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Cool.
I got my little balloon popper.

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And I just kind of
finished them off.

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I was like, don't even
worry about it, boo.

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- And you popped
all the balloons?

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- Yeah.

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- She kind of degraded my
business in front of everybody.

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So, yes, I felt
some type of way.

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- All right.

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I'm going to go to my jurors.

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Come on, Carlos.

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- Khadijah, for you to
show up with them soft,

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saggy-ass balloons,
we going to report you

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to the Better Business Bureau.

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[laughter]

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- No, for real,
though, friend, I can't

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believe you are suing her.

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Like, in the middle
of this lady party,

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you're going to put the
balloons up as if it's OK.

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- Do you feel like
you did a good job?

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- No, it wasn't one
of my best works.

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- So why are you here?

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- Carmen, you too invested.

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- Sorry.

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- Damn.

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Khadijah, was there
something else going on?

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Was you having a bad day?

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I mean, tell me about the
stress that you was up under.

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- If you're married,
and you-- you know--

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- Take your time, baby.

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Take your time.

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It's OK.

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I'm married.

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I don't like his ass
every day either.

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- You know, you're doing most
of the work, so it's not him.

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He's at work.

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And you know, I have
to find a babysitter.

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I done told you
about this event.

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And so it all falls on me.

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- Why did you sue her if you
knew it's not your best work?

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- So--

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- Do you need the money?

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I mean, how do you feel
seeing your friend cry?

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- I mean, I feel bad.

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But I feel like, as a friend,
you could have came to me

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and said, I just need money.

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- It ain't easy
for everybody to tell you

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what they're going through.

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- And I get that.

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- You here today
because of pride.

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She wasn't going to
tell you, I need it.

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So she was like, I'm
going to sue you for it.

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And it's OK, because
I understand.

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I've come to my final decision,
and I'm going to settle

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this once and for all.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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And I'm ruling in favor of...

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the defendant, Rainey.

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Khadijah, she don't
owe you anything.

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You know it wasn't
your best work.

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But listen to this.

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This case really touched me.

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I'm giving you $500
because I know you need it.

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You didn't win.

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I'm giving you this because
I've been where you are.

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I just wish you had told
her instead of dragging

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her here today to court.

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- Y'all keep making me cry.

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[applause]

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- Happy thoughts now.

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- I still got my hormones.

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I had-- I have
a three-month old,

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so all my hormones is there.

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- Oh.
- You be sad.

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But you be [bleep], too.

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[laughter]

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- OK?

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I just settled it.

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Get y'all ass out
of my courtroom.

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- You are dismissed.

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- $1,000 for 32 balloons.

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I'm in the wrong business.

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[laughter]

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- He swiped my card
for a microphone.

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- Where is the mic?

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- I had to get some drip.

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I had to show.

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- You sold the mic?

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- Really?

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- Are you out of your mind?

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- What?
- What?

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- All right, jury, I'm
happy to see you all today.

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- This the only place I
want to see today, Judge.

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- I need y'all help
with something.

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- What is it?

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- Help me decide if
Kourtlyn wore too

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much Bigen in his beard today.

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[laughter]

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Chris want to know why
is it so filled in?

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- Yeah.

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- Same way your stomach
is filled in that shirt.

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[laughter]

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- Everybody, look, let's
get this stuff started.

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- This is the case
of Booker versus Long.

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You may now enter.

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<i>- Plaintiff Bernadette Booker
is suing her son Nathan</i>

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<i>for $3,695, the price
of a fancy microphone he</i>

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<i>bought on her dime
after she signed</i>

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<i>off on a much cheaper model.</i>

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<i>Defendant Nathan Long
says he needs a hot mic</i>

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<i>to boost his singing career.</i>

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<i>If Mom cuts the cord
on his dreams,</i>

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<i>his whole grind starts
off on the wrong note.</i>

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- Yes.

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Miss Bernadette, you want
to tell us why we're here

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today, girlfriend?

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- I am here to sue
my son, Nathan,

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because he swiped my card
for $3,695 for a microphone.

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[crowd muttering]

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- I did not give him permission
to swipe for that amount.

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I gave him permission
to swipe for 500.

252
00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:21,334
And I want my money back now.

253
00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,102
- And what was he going
to do with that mic?

254
00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:26,773
- He met some executives
at a release party,

255
00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,641
and they told him if
he got a good demo

256
00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:29,742
that they would sign him.

257
00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:31,210
- OK.

258
00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,578
Nathan, tell me your
side of the story.

259
00:08:32,578 --> 00:08:34,347
- So, Your Honor,
she gave me her card.

260
00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,549
She was like, look,
you got a $500 budget.

261
00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:37,717
But I already knew
which microphone

262
00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,118
I needed for the job.

263
00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:40,119
- To do what?

264
00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:41,421
What do you do, Nathan?

265
00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,589
- I sing, very well.

266
00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:45,124
- OK.

267
00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:47,126
Bernadette, from one Black
mama to another, how the hell

268
00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:49,262
did you give your
son your credit card?

269
00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,596
[laughter]

270
00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:53,332
- I do support my son,
as far as his dreams.

271
00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:54,700
- Do you think you
spoil your son?

272
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,868
Is this your only child?

273
00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:56,869
- He's my youngest.

274
00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:57,870
- Oh, there we go.

275
00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,005
- He's a baby.

276
00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,473
- He definitely got
a baby boy vibe.

277
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,641
- You kind look
like a baby boy.

278
00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:02,642
[laughter]

279
00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:03,910
- Wait a minute now.

280
00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,411
Don't you be coming
in here trying

281
00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:07,280
to sound like Chris Brown,
looking like Orlando Brown.

282
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,482
[laughter]

283
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:10,583
Don't do my bailiff.

284
00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,318
Uh-uh.

285
00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,587
- How do you think a microphone
is going to make you famous?

286
00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,322
Talent make you famous.

287
00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:17,557
- Is that what
you really think?

288
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,758
- That's what I know.

289
00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,326
If you got real talent,
it was going

290
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,594
to come through that $500 mic.

291
00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:22,795
- Nah, that's the thing.

292
00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:23,863
There's so much
talent, it can't be

293
00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,064
captured on that microphone.

294
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,499
- He is so full of himself.

295
00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,135
[laughter]

296
00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,770
- This executive
specifically, he's like, yo,

297
00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:31,838
I need those demos.

298
00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,372
- OK, he need the demos.

299
00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:36,442
But he didn't tell you to go
rob your mama for the demo.

300
00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:38,277
So did it pay off, baby?

301
00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:39,579
- No, it hasn't.

302
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,713
I've been calling him
and stuff like that.

303
00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,415
But, you know, he a busy guy.

304
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,684
But once he return my calls
and he tell me that he

305
00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,352
got those emails, it's a wrap.

306
00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:49,755
- OK, Nathan, where is the mic?

307
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,257
<i>[tense music]</i>

308
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,258
- Hold on.

309
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,326
- Hey, I got a bailiff.

310
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,361
You going to stop
walking up on me.

311
00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,662
- She's been shot.

312
00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:57,997
We can't have this.

313
00:09:57,997 --> 00:09:59,365
- You ain't never
been to court.

314
00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:01,801
- All right, cool.

315
00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,237
- Nathan, this is
a picture of a mic.

316
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,471
- Yeah.

317
00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,907
- Where is the mic?

318
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:10,076
- So I had to get some drip.

319
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,011
I had a show, and--

320
00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,513
- You pawned it?
- Yeah.

321
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:14,714
- You sold the mic?

322
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:15,715
- You sold the mic?
- Really?

323
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:16,716
- No.

324
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:17,717
- The J's that I
bought with it--

325
00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:18,885
- J's?

326
00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:19,886
- You bought Jordans?

327
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,153
- What?

328
00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,355
- So how I'm going
to get my money back?

329
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,723
- How much you sell it for?

330
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:24,991
- $1,200?

331
00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,559
[crowd shouting]

332
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,394
- Really?

333
00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:29,462
- Yeah.

334
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,763
- Are you out of your mind?

335
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:31,797
$1,200?

336
00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,566
- Y'all got to understand.

337
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,934
- You--

338
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,570
- That just don't
make no sense.

339
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:41,207
- So if you believe in yourself
with all the arrogance you got

340
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,609
in this courtroom, why the
hell did you sell the mic that

341
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,411
was going to make you famous?

342
00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:46,913
- Right now, I got
the records recorded.

343
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,748
I'm going to get to
this dream regardless.

344
00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:51,517
- I don't know if you raised
him with no sense of reality,

345
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,352
but this boy need help.

346
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,554
Come on, Chris.

347
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,955
Help me out with this one.

348
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,356
- I identify with you a lot.

349
00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,792
I was 24, and I had a
dream of working in radio.

350
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,395
And I lived in my mom's
basement till I was 27.

351
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,664
And she carried me
and enabled me.

352
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,400
And when she cut me off,
I had to start networking

353
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,602
and getting scrappy
and work, which is what

354
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,836
it takes for creative work.

355
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,138
And that's what you don't have.

356
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,706
- I totally
disagree with Chris.

357
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,107
He's making his moves happen.

358
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,776
And if you make it,
she'll support it.

359
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:17,944
If not, it didn't matter.

360
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,145
She loves you no matter what.

361
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,380
- But she still want
her $3,600 back.

362
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,949
[laughter]

363
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:25,251
- I wouldn't be so hard on you
if you weren't so arrogant.

364
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,620
That's what's going to
kill you in this business.

365
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,255
The more humble
you are, the more

366
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,823
people want to work with you.

367
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,759
When you talented, you ain't
got to walk in the room

368
00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,361
and act all crazy.

369
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,096
I'm here, I'm here.

370
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:39,298
When you're talented,
they going to know talent when

371
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:40,299
it walks through the door.

372
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:41,667
- Yup.

373
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:44,036
- Nathan, do you regret
lying to your mother?

374
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,305
- I wouldn't say that
I lied to my mother.

375
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:47,873
I would say that--
- Oh.

376
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,576
- --I made a smart
financial investment.

377
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:51,744
- No, you didn't.

378
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,379
- And it's going to pay off.

379
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,714
- You stay focused.

380
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,048
You stay focused.

381
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,116
- Yeah.

382
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,184
- Bernadette, you
got to stop, too.

383
00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,285
I'm serious.

384
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,419
It's you.

385
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,520
You got to say no to this boy.

386
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,722
- Come on, let's go.

387
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,256
- I've heard enough.

388
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:05,591
I've come to my final decision,
and I'm going to settle

389
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,226
this once and for all.

390
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,061
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

391
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:13,366
I'm ruling in favor of...

392
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,234
the plaintiff.

393
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:21,007
Nathan Long, you are ordered
to pay your mom $3,195.

394
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:25,244
You asked for $3,695, I'm
only going to give you $3,195,

395
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:28,714
because you gave him
a budget of $500.

396
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,182
- Thank you, Your Honor.

397
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,617
- All right, now, I settled it.

398
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:32,818
Get out of my courtroom.

399
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,353
- You are dismissed.
- Thank you.

400
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,088
- Good luck, mama.

401
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,424
- Miss Pat, you know who he
looked like a little bit?

402
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,525
- A squirrel?

403
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,561
[laughter]

404
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,232
A damn dancing,
singing squirrel.

405
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,234
This is from the vet to
tell me that your dog

406
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,402
has sensitive teeth?

407
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,836
- Yes, and that
he's well-trained.

408
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,004
- The vet don't know your dog.

409
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,039
- Wait a minute.

410
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,774
The doctor's name
is Ruff Barkley?

411
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,042
- What?

412
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,643
- Get out of here.
- Are you kidding me?

413
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,447
- How are y'all
doing today, jury?

414
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,082
- Great.
- Doing fantastic.

415
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,483
- Yeah.

416
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,151
- One thing they say,
you can't fix stupid.

417
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,653
[laughter]

418
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:07,687
- Are you talking about us?

419
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,289
- Let's give it a shot.

420
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,591
[laughter]

421
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,992
- Bailiff, get to bailiffing.

422
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:16,363
- This is the case
of Jones versus Brown.

423
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,298
You may now enter.

424
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,401
<i>- Plaintiff Lakesha Jones
is suing her friend, Dustin,</i>

425
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:26,573
<i>for $1,326.63 to replace
the Louis Vuitton slides</i>

426
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,209
<i>she says his dog
chewed up after she</i>

427
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,177
<i>took them off at his house.</i>

428
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:35,014
<i>Defendant Dustin Brown says
he never asked her to kick off</i>

429
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,549
<i>her kicks in the first place.</i>

430
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,786
<i>And his pup is a perfect
angel who would never bite</i>

431
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:42,655
<i>on her bougie-ass footwear.</i>

432
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,158
- --so help you God.

433
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,526
- Yes.

434
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,561
- Lakesha, can you tell
us why you're here today?

435
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,130
- Yes, Your Honor.

436
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,366
I'm here today because I am
suing my former friend Dustin

437
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,735
because his dog chewed up
my Louis Vuitton sandal,

438
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,138
and he does not
want to pay for it.

439
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,073
I went over there to his house.

440
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:03,109
I asked him to put the
dog up, and he refused.

441
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,944
Next thing I know,
it's time for me to go.

442
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:08,615
And I put my feet in my
shoe, and it's loose.

443
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,383
And I said, Dustin,
your dog ate my shoe.

444
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,919
So he needs to pay for my shoe.

445
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,954
- Dustin, what you got to
say about your dog eating up

446
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,423
her shoe?
- I don't know why we're here.

447
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,225
People come to my
house, friends, family,

448
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,628
and they leave with their
shoes together, intact.

449
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,329
When Lakesha came to
my house, I didn't

450
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,664
ask her to take off her shoes.

451
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,833
And my dog has sensitive
teeth, so my dog

452
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,036
wouldn't even chew on that
type of cheap material anyway.

453
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,405
- Was her shoes fake?

454
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,541
- You might want to check
that, make sure before you

455
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,709
do anything, Your Honor.

456
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,745
Look at these babies.

457
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,280
He ain't never chewed these.

458
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,581
- You just got them.

459
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,615
- He ain't never chew these.

460
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,616
These are worn, baby.

461
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,617
These are worn.

462
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:45,618
These ain't new.

463
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,753
- He don't want them.

464
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,121
[laughter]

465
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,522
- When you walked in the
house, did you immediately

466
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,623
take off your shoes?

467
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,125
- That's how I grew up.
- OK.

468
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,960
- You go to somebody's house,
you take your shoes off.

469
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,929
- And how much did these
Louis Vuitton sandals cost?

470
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:59,332
- They was $1,326.63.

471
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,533
- That's a lot for a shoe.

472
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,901
- Anything else you paid?

473
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,570
- $300 came from
me trying to send

474
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,973
the shoes out to get fixed,
and it didn't work out for me.

475
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,908
- OK, what made you think
the dog chewed the shoe?

476
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,877
Did you hear the dog
making any type of noise?

477
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,445
- It was like--
[growls]

478
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,047
- What was the noise?
- [growls]

479
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,148
- Girl, please.

480
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,217
- I like how you
making that noise.

481
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,552
- Did you to look to see what
the noise was coming from?

482
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,120
- No, because I thought
the dog was hungry.

483
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,755
Because I thought it
was like dog food,

484
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,257
because that's how it sounded.

485
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,625
- Wow.

486
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,460
- Do you have a picture
I can see of these shoes?

487
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:31,397
- I have this picture of
the shoe, what the dog did.

488
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:32,599
- Oh.
- Yeah.

489
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,600
I got those.

490
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,868
- Yeah, I got those, too.

491
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,769
- This is the shoe after
I tried to get it fixed.

492
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,904
- OK.

493
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,639
- Only one shoe got chewed up?

494
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,840
- Yeah, the right one.

495
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,841
- OK.

496
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,042
Well, he chewed the right one.

497
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,177
- That's the good foot.

498
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,411
The one I drive with.

499
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,180
- So this is where
she had it fixed at.

500
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,983
- But the little piece that
holds the shoe together

501
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,851
is too thin, and it broke.

502
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,419
- What type of dog is it?

503
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,522
- It's a Yorkie and Shih Tzu.

504
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,190
- They do like
to chew on stuff.

505
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,925
- Yeah, but he has
been well-trained.

506
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,360
- They look good as new.

507
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,995
- Do you have a
picture of this dog?

508
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,196
- Yes, I do, Your Honor.

509
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,497
- Let me see the
picture of the dog.

510
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,932
- And I even have
proof from the vet

511
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,300
that my dog would not chew.

512
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,435
- He know for a fact
that that dog is evil.

513
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,737
- Oh.

514
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,171
- Ooh.

515
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,307
- That's the face
of a guilty dog.

516
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,642
[laughter]

517
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,645
<i>- Plaintiff Lakesha Jones</i>

518
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,013
<i>is suing friend, Dustin,</i>

519
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:24,684
<i>for $1,326.63 to replace
the Louis Vuitton</i>

520
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,053
<i>slides his dog chewed up.</i>

521
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:31,524
<i>Defendant Dustin Brown says
his pup is all bark, no bite.</i>

522
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,994
<i>Miss Pat is about to
settle this dog fight.</i>

523
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,629
- Do you have a
picture of this dog?

524
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,764
- Yes, I do, Your Honor.

525
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,265
- Let me see the
picture of the dog.

526
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,667
- And I even have
proof from the vet

527
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,968
that my dog would not chew.

528
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,070
- He know for a fact
that that dog is evil.

529
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,271
- Oh.

530
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,840
- Ooh.

531
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,509
- That's the face
of a guilty dog.

532
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,543
- Look at my baby.

533
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,644
Do you see my boy?

534
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,946
- Free dynasty.

535
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,147
[laughter]

536
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,148
- OK.

537
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,549
What proof am I'm looking at?

538
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,017
- That's from the vet.

539
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,219
- This is from the vet to
tell me that your dog has

540
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,387
sensitive teeth?

541
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,888
- Yes, and that
he's well-trained.

542
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,056
- The vet don't know your dog.

543
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,858
- Well, he goes
there a lot, so--

544
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:08,161
- Baxter has a history of great
training, and is well-behaved.

545
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,964
We have never observed
any violent behavior.

546
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:11,998
- Wait a minute.

547
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,501
The doctor's name
is Ruff Barkley?

548
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,236
- What?
Come on.

549
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,670
- Get out of here.
- You're kidding me.

550
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:18,938
- So you wrote this letter?

551
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,540
- No, ma'am, I did
not write that letter.

552
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,109
- I mean, even if this is real
and the doctor's name is Ruff,

553
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,479
it doesn't say that your dog
had sensitive teeth.

554
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,582
So if the dog didn't chew
up her slipper, who did?

555
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,385
- Your Honor, she know we got
dogs, so I don't know if she

556
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,255
came over there with the shoes
chewed up to make a scene

557
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,123
and say my dog did it
so I can pay her.

558
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,792
Because she thought I was
going to say, oh, yeah, girl,

559
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,493
I'll pay for your shoes.
- Oh, no, you wasn't.

560
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,295
- How many times did you
ask him for the money

561
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,663
before you ended
up here with me?

562
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,532
- I lost count.
- She harassed me.

563
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,933
- What do you mean,
harassing you?

564
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,501
How did she harass you?

565
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,471
- She sends me videos of dogs
eating other people's shoes.

566
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,573
[laughter]

567
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,376
- All right, I'm going to go
to my jury, see what they say.

568
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,913
- Well, just like a man,
if it got teeth, it'll eat.

569
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,414
- Oh.

570
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,616
- He shouldn't have to
replace the whole shoe.

571
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,851
Those shoes look fine.

572
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,453
- You don't know
anything about designer.

573
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,621
- I have no idea what
I'm talking about.

574
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,989
[laughter]

575
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,291
- Let me ask you this, Lakesha.

576
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,993
Is this really worth
losing a friend over?

577
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,528
- She's not my
friend, because she

578
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,197
wouldn't have brought me here.
Friends don't do that.

579
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,731
- OK.

580
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,234
I've come to my final decision,
and I'm going to settle

581
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,669
this once and for all.

582
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,705
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

583
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:29,676
I'm ruling in favor of...

584
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:34,681
Lakesha for $1,026.63.

585
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,450
I'm not going to
give you the $300

586
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,220
because you chose to run around
and get your shoe fixed.

587
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,956
Dustin, you know
your dog messed up the shoe.

588
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,124
You can come in
here dressed up all

589
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,527
you want to with
that $5 chain on.

590
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:51,297
I see it written all over your
face with your fake vet letter.

591
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,700
If you're going to get an
animal, they're like kids.

592
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,468
Learn how to control them.

593
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,303
This lady worked
to have some shoes

594
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,772
so she can be like every
other Black woman in America.

595
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,941
Some Louis Vuitton
slippers-- they're important.

596
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,977
Whereas GloRilla say,
at the end of the day,

597
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,311
the day must end.

598
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,379
Get out of my court.

599
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,380
- That's over with.

600
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,481
- You are dismissed.

601
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,682
- I don't care what you do.

602
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:10,850
- I don't care
what you do either.

603
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,385
Bye.
- Y'all think the dog did it?

604
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,386
- Hell, yeah.

605
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,654
- Yeah.

606
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,722
- Y'all stop sending
me cases where

607
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,490
I want to fight these people.

608
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,858
[laughter]

609
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,728
<i>- Next time on
"Ms. Pat Settles It"...</i>

610
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,530
- The bill was $4,600.

611
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,165
He literally pitched in $18.

612
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,166
- Ooh.

613
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,534
- Coco, look at your friend.

614
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,037
He know what you look
like with that wig off.

615
00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:31,438
We all know you
look like Kourtlyn.

616
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,774
[laughter]

617
00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:36,310
- I told her we could
do a song together.

618
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,611
I did not say when.

619
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,745
- I wanted to rap.

620
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,147
- Now you got to
drop a diss record.

621
00:19:40,147 --> 00:19:41,448
[laughter]

622
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,050
- I'm a hair stylist,
he's a hair stylist.

623
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:45,352
- I was coming for a job,
and she thought

624
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,386
I was trying to holler at her.

625
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,055
- I did.
- Oh.

626
00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:49,222
- Baby, because he
want all of this.

627
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,024
- Oh, my God. Really?

628
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,092
- Wait a minute.

629
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:54,595
[laughter]