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- Hey, y'all, I'm Ms. Pat.
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- All rise.
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And I know the inside
of a courtroom.
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I'm a convicted felon
with a GED.
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Now I'm sitting
on this side of the bench.
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Y'all are killin' me.
[laughter]
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These are real cases
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with real money on the line.
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And I'm bring my own friends
to court as my jury.
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- What is this, "Looney Tunes"?
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- Y'all may have started
this mess,
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but I'm gonna settle it.
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- I love this courtroom.
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- All rise, 'cause court
is back in session.
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[gavel bangs]
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[intriguing music]
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- She lays down the law like
she lays down her edges--
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slick and sassy.
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All rise for Ms. Pat.
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♪ ♪
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- Y'all can have a seat.
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Listen, I know I'm a judge
and all, but breaking the law
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is fun.
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Ain't it, jury?
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- Objection.
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- To what?
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- They guilty.
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- We ain't even
said nothing yet.
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- But I'm just saying,
I know they guilty.
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- Look, you been watching
"Law & Order," a marathon.
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[laughter]
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- Let's get this thing poppin'.
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- This is the case
of Sherrod versus Isreal.
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You may now enter.
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- Plaintiff Cortez Sherrod
is suing his ex, Charles,
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for $1,000 to pay for the
food app deliveries he says
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Charles ordered on his dime.
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Defendant Charles
Isreal says here's
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the naked truth--
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whatever food
he orders, Cortez eats, too.
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He can't be banking
on Charles to drop
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dough for every delivery.
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- Just want to tell y'all
before I get started,
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this a jury of my peers, OK?
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I may or may not use them, but
they're here today because I
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claim them on my taxes.
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[laughter]
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All right.
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Cortez, tell me why
you're here today.
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- Your Honor, I'm here
today suing my ex-fiancé
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for $1,000.
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He basically is
supposed to be "a chef."
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We were together for six years,
and I haven't gotten a meal
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from him, cooked for me, ever.
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And then on top of
that, we broke up,
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and he ran up my
food delivery account
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over $1,000.
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And I need my money back.
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- OK.
- Ooh.
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- Charles, what's your
side of the story?
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- I'm confused because
there's a bunch of lies
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just being told right now.
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I have cooked for him before.
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But I am a private chef,
and I cook all day long.
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So what do I like
getting off of work,
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coming home,
and cooking for you when
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I've been cooking all day?
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- So all this he's in here
crying and complaining about,
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when have I ever
got a meal from you?
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We're still living
in the same house.
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I'm still ordering
food for both of us.
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He's-- he's not
mentioning that.
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- Oh.
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So y'all still live in the
same house, but you broke up?
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- Mm.
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- So did you know he was
using your food account?
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- Originally,
you know, we were together.
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We shared a food account.
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But when we broke up,
he was still ordering food.
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- You was upstairs
while he was downstairs
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eating on your account?
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- Yeah.
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- Was you eating
the food that he ordered?
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- I mean, sometimes.
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[laughter]
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- How you gonna sue for some
food that you ate some of?
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- He tripping.
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- My thing is you a chef.
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Why you eating out?
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- He's also a nude chef.
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- What's that?
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- Oh, he cook naked.
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- He cooked naked.
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[laughter]
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- Who orders a naked chef?
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- I got an app myself.
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On a lonely night,
won't he do it?
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[laughter]
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- I wouldn't want
anybody making
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my eggs with no live meat.
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- I do.
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- I just wanted to know,
are you a top chef?
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[laughter]
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- Does he have to ask people
if they have nut allergies?
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[laughter]
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- All right.
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All right.
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How long was y'all engaged?
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- Two years.
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- Who broke off the engagement?
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- Me.
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I bought the rings,
took the rings back.
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I still got the rings.
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- And why did you break it off?
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Because--
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- I caught him cheating.
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- Well, how did you find out?
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- I put a camera in the house.
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- In your house?
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- You brought somebody into
the home that y'all share?
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- I didn't bring
nobody to the home.
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- Yes, he did.
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- He was having FaceTime
sex with somebody.
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That's bringing
somebody in my house.
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I seen it.
- What is FaceTime sex?
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- It was on the camera.
- You just get on FaceTime,
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Pat, and you get a good angle.
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- They know what's--
[laughter]
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- What happened to Karlous?
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- Talk about something else.
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We ain't got nothing else?
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[laughter]
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- See, I was nice to you.
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Karlous were ready to
eat your ass back--
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- No, the [bleep] y'all wasn't.
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[bleep] y'all I wasn't.
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[laughter]
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You need find a way to
say that better.
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- It's even funnier,
'cause you're a naked chef.
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[laughter]
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- Why do y'all
still live together?
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- That's what I'm here for now.
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I want to get my money
so I can have a deposit,
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so I can move out.
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Because we can't
do this no more.
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- Did you turn your
card off, or did
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you remove it from his phone?
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- I sent text
messages to him asking
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him to stop using
my card, and I got
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evidence right here for it.
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- All right, let me see.
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All you had to do was turn
off your food account.
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If you left the credit card
on there, you wanted to-- man,
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I'm not about to
read all this shit.
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[laughter]
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Not out loud, anyway.
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I ain't got time for all that.
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- No, Ms. Pat, please--
please read the text messages.
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Just read page 2.
- OK.
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Well, go on, Karlous.
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Read page 2.
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- OK.
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It says, "That's crazy.
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"U can't spend my money
without my permission.
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"You're a chef.
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Cook something!"
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"& you're a bank manager.
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Spend something."
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[laughter]
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"Just cuz I'm a chef don't mean
I'm obligated to cook for you!"
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"Just because I
work at the bank
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don't mean I'm made of money!"
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- Why do you say it
like Samuel Jackson?
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- Yeah.
[laughter]
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- Move my [bleep]
card off your [bleep].
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- OK.
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I'm going over here to my jury.
Come on.
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- Baby, this right here
is a lover's quarrel.
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This is not a breakup, OK?
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When the last
time y'all did it?
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- No, Tamar.
No.
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- I just want to know.
- No!
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That ain't got nothing
to do with this--
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- Like, it was last
night or whatever we see.
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- No.
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- Shut up, Karlous.
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- No further questions.
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[laughter]
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- So where do y'all
relationships stand now?
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- I don't hate this man.
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I'm just I feel
a little betrayed,
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and I feel like I'm due
what I'm asking for.
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And I'm ready to move out
and move on with my life.
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- OK.
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What do you gotta say
to help your case, baby?
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- He can go to hell.
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I'm not paying him nothing.
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[together]
Ooh.
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- Wow.
- Oh.
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- OK, disrespectful.
- Charles.
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- All right, well, I've come
to my final decision,
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and I'm going to settle
this once and for all.
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[gavel bangs]
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I'm ruling in favor of--
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[tense music]
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the defendant, Charles.
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[upbeat funky music]
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You don't owe Cortez anything.
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And let me tell
you why, Cortez.
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You work at the bank.
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You could have cut your
card off at $50, $100, $200.
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You just let it kept going.
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You could have got out of
this a long time ago if that's
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what you wanted to do.
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But we all know you did
not want to get out of it.
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You like that little freaky
man right there in that blouse?
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[laughter]
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And it's OK.
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I settled it.
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Y'all get out of my courtroom.
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- You are dismissed.
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Don't stop by the kitchen.
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Just go straight.
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[laughter]
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- What did y'all
think about that case?
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- He was mad because
he broke up with him.
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And so he wanted
to come in here,
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trying to sue him
for some food he ate.
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That's ridiculous.
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- Yes.
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- I don't want to hear
nothing else about Uber Meats.
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[laughter]
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- She did not pay
me what she owes me.
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- How did y'all meet?
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- The federal penitentiary.
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- Come on, now.
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- I want to say
something, but I'm scared.
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OK, OK.
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[laughter]
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- How you doing, jury?
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Y'all better watch
y'all mouth today, baby.
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They only got so many
bleeps per episode.
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- Man, [bleep] it.
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[laughter]
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- All right, bailiff.
Get to bailiffin'.
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- This is the case of
Coleman versus Davis.
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You may now enter.
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- Plaintiff Crystal
Coleman is suing her friend
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and ex-cellmate
Sheshe for $4,000,
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money she says she's
owed for helping out
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with transcription services.
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Defendant Sheshe
Davis says she fixed
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Crystal's credit for free.
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But if her pal
from the pen is going
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to play dirty out in the yard,
Sheshe is ready for a brawl.
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She's countersuing
for 5 large.
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- Crystal Coleman,
why you here today?
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- I'm suing my sister
friend for $4,000.
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I typed up some motions for
her, and she did not pay me.
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So what I need her to do is
motion my money over here.
261
00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,354
[laughter]
262
00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:11,057
- Sheshe, let me hear
your side of the story.
263
00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:14,494
- Well, I'm here because
Crystal thinks that I'm going
264
00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,928
to be paying her for 55 hours.
265
00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,731
She didn't do 55
hours or no nothing.
266
00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:21,267
If anything,
she owe me some money,
267
00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,069
and I'm here to
countersue her for fixing
268
00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,370
her credit for $5,000.
269
00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:27,006
And I'm not motioning
nothing over there.
270
00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,040
- Ooh.
271
00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,710
You did 55 hours
worth of work?
272
00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:31,911
- Yes, ma'am.
273
00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:34,147
It was, like,
eight or nine motions.
274
00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,048
- How many years
did that take you?
275
00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:38,518
- It took me four days.
276
00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,988
I slept maybe one hour,
two hours here and there.
277
00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,456
- Bullshit.
[laughter]
278
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,991
- I can prove my point.
279
00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,492
- Oh, and I will prove
mine, sweetheart.
280
00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,227
Let's go.
- Let me back this up.
281
00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,729
- Mm-hmm.
- Y'all some firecrackers.
282
00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:50,863
- Yeah, I'm a rocket launcher.
283
00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,365
[laughter]
284
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,366
- Damn!
285
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,367
- How did y'all meet?
286
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,735
Please don't tell me at church.
287
00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,171
- I met She some
years ago in Club Fed.
288
00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,405
- The federal penitentiary.
289
00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:00,473
- Come on, now.
290
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,474
- Oh!
291
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,875
Oh-ho-ho.
292
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,011
For what, may I ask?
293
00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,712
- Things that I shouldn't
have been doing.
294
00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,148
- You didn't go to jail for
being this fake lawyer thing,
295
00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:10,550
right?
- No, not at all.
296
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,218
- Did you start studying
after you went in?
297
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,387
- No, I started studying
before I went in.
298
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,388
- Oh, you was getting ready?
299
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,489
- Yeah.
300
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,024
[laughter]
301
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,027
- In what, Sheshe?
302
00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,628
- Dope.
303
00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:25,231
Rush it right out.
304
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,099
Point-blank, period.
305
00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:28,835
- Wow.
306
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:29,869
- Rocket launcher.
307
00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,337
- Yo.
308
00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:35,107
I have a feeling right or
wrong, she ain't paying shit.
309
00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:37,543
- So how much did you
charge her per hour?
310
00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:40,546
- Listen, when you have a
legal typist to type this up,
311
00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:41,914
they charge you $3 a minute.
312
00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:42,982
- Oh.
313
00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:47,453
- I charged her a
$1.50 per minute.
314
00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:49,555
- And you spent 55 hours?
315
00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:50,656
- Yes, ma'am.
316
00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:51,724
- Ha!
317
00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,059
- Sheshe, did you
know that she was
318
00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,628
charging you $1.50 per minute?
319
00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,698
- I told her, OK.
320
00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:02,401
When she text me [indistinct],
I said, OK.
321
00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:03,402
- OK.
322
00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:04,670
I like that.
323
00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:05,905
- Do you have proof
that she agreed to--
324
00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:07,006
- Yes. Yes, ma'am.
325
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,107
I do have proof.
326
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,108
- Mm.
327
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,610
- You wanted it done.
328
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,713
- So, "Do u know anyone that
can type up motions asap?"
329
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,015
"Most legal typist would
charge $3 per minute
330
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:18,284
"but I also type motion.
331
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,286
"But I looked at
everything you sent,
332
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,688
"and I will only
charge you $1.50
333
00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,223
a minute to do it for you."
334
00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,292
- I want to say
something, but I'm scared.
335
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,461
[laughter]
336
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:30,730
OK, OK.
337
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,766
[laughter]
338
00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,669
- Did you pay her anything?
339
00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:38,571
- I think she did $1,000
of work.
340
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,606
I gave her $1,000,
and that's all she getting.
341
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,608
- So she's suing
you for $4,000, OK?
342
00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:45,244
- And I'm suing her for $5,000,
so she owe me a rat for fixing
343
00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,713
her credit from 577 to 805.
344
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:48,781
- May I say something?
345
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,349
- No, because she
talking to me.
346
00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:53,486
Her grandson went to a
prom in a Lamborghini
347
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,088
on one of the credit cards
that she got from my help.
348
00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,557
- I'm about to start
kicking it with y'all.
349
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,058
- I'm telling you!
350
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:02,595
- Y'all the most successful
ex-convicts I've ever met.
351
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:03,796
- That's a lie.
I am.
352
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:04,797
- I'm so sorry.
353
00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,032
- That's right, Ms. Pat.
354
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:08,034
[laughter]
355
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,270
- She gave me the program.
356
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,605
- You didn't know
what she was doing,
357
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:13,773
and I told you what to do.
358
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,741
So I did do the work.
359
00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:17,843
- Did you ever expect
money from her before she
360
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,211
asked you for this money?
361
00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,013
- No, because I thought
we were better than that.
362
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,983
But now I see we ain't,
so now I want my shit, too.
363
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,452
- Y'all, this is
me in 40 years.
364
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,521
[laughter]
365
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,256
OK, Karlous, help me out.
366
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,257
- I agree with Sheshe.
367
00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,192
- Me, too.
368
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,361
- You can have all the
friends in the world,
369
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,997
but it's a very rare
occasion when you meet
370
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,498
somebody that can fix credit.
371
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,967
That's somebody you need--
372
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,501
that's real.
373
00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,804
If Sheshe needs
some papers typed,
374
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:48,207
she get her papers typed.
375
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,242
- Crystal, is there
anything you want to say
376
00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:51,744
that can help your case?
377
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:54,914
- Your Honor, I love my friend.
378
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,549
I've always loved her.
379
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,084
I respect her.
380
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,720
And whether she
accept me or not,
381
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,988
that's going to be my dawg.
382
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,456
- And what do you have to say?
383
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,992
- She needs the money,
and I'm not giving it to her.
384
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,861
[laughter]
385
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:12,231
- OK. OK. All right.
386
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,966
- Sheshe!
387
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,636
- With that said, I've
come to my final decision,
388
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,171
and I'm going to settle
this once and for all.
389
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,606
[gavel bangs]
390
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,476
I'm ruling in favor of--
391
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,078
[tense music]
392
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,980
the defendant, Sheshe Davis.
393
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:32,184
Crystal, you are ordered
to pay Sheshe $1,000.
394
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:34,754
She gave you 1,000,
but she fixed your credit.
395
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,489
So give it back,
and y'all even.
396
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,523
- I like that.
397
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,758
- Me too.
- I like that.
398
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,594
- But before you go,
y'all old hos
399
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,862
out the federal penitentiary.
400
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,630
[laughter]
Come on.
401
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:45,631
Give them a hug.
402
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:46,866
That's friendship.
403
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:47,967
That's it.
- Aww.
404
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,602
[applause]
405
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,705
- You are dismissed.
406
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,574
- It reminds me when I was in
prison and I met this lady.
407
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:56,575
Her name was Brenda.
408
00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:57,710
I'll never forget her.
409
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,278
She was so educated,
but I could tell
410
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,113
she had never been to jail.
411
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,482
And so I immediately
hooked up with her.
412
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,117
I learned a lot from that.
413
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,752
And I think about
her all the time
414
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,355
because I know I saved her.
415
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,624
And in some ways, she saved me.
416
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,225
- Wow.
417
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:14,927
- All right,
bailiff, next case.
418
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,529
- That case was a hot mess.
419
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,563
It was leaning.
420
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,065
All I want is my money back.
421
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,467
- She's the baby girl of the
family, and she is rotten.
422
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,702
- I beg your pardon?
423
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,003
- Yeah, y'all rotten.
424
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,805
- That's not true.
That is a myth.
425
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,942
- How you doing, jury?
- Hey.
426
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,377
- Hi, boo.
427
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,146
- I hope you're not
feeling hung today.
428
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,615
- I'd be hung every day.
429
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,783
- Get it started.
430
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,751
I am so tired of
Karlous hitting on me.
431
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,953
[laughter]
432
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,489
- All right, bailiff.
Get to bailiffin'.
433
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:47,593
- This is the case of
Montgomery versus Fletcher.
434
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,228
You may now enter.
435
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:51,998
- Plaintiff Carol Montgomery
is suing her sister April
436
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,435
for $475 after she
claims the wedding
437
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,671
cake April made for her
big day was a giant flop.
438
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,973
Defendant April Fletcher
says her sister's
439
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,709
complaints are half-baked.
440
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:07,280
The cake was a hit, and this
bridezilla needs to chill out.
441
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,115
- OK, Carol, tell me
why we're here today.
442
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,684
- Well, Your Honor,
I'm here to sue my sister.
443
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,987
I paid my sister $475
for my wedding cake,
444
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,622
and the cake was a hot mess.
445
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:17,690
It was leaning.
446
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,425
And all I want
is my money back,
447
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,160
or either she can make my cake.
It's up to her.
448
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,628
- Mm.
449
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,097
- All right, let me hear your
side of the story, April.
450
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,431
- I don't even
know why I'm here.
451
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,999
Because I told her
I didn't want to do
452
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,368
the cake in the first place.
453
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,470
I just wanted to stand
there beside my sister
454
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,504
and be happy for her.
455
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,172
I was happy.
456
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,875
But she basically told me I was
going to make her wedding cake.
457
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,778
I gave my sister what she
wanted, and that's that.
458
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,113
Here we are.
459
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,447
- How much did you
charge her for the cake?
460
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,216
- She quoted her own
price, because my cakes
461
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,650
start off at $800 and up.
462
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,352
So she quoted her own price--
- Oh, my god.
463
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:47,720
- --paid me what she
wanted to pay me.
464
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,855
- Oh, my god.
465
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,690
I paid $475
for my wedding cake.
466
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,158
- She is spoiled.
467
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,327
She's the baby girl of the
family, and she is rotten.
468
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,395
- I beg your pardon?
469
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,763
- Yeah, y'all rotten.
470
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,065
Y'all rotten.
471
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,366
- That' not true.
472
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,001
That is a myth.
- Thank you.
473
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,569
Your Honor, it's the principle.
- OK.
474
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,438
Did you have an inspiration
that you can give--
475
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,773
- Yes, ma'am, I sure do.
476
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,007
- And do you have--
477
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,876
- This is what I sent her.
478
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,611
- This is what you asked for?
- Yes, ma'am.
479
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,979
Three-tier cake.
Yes, I did.
480
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,847
- OK, let me see what you got.
- What you get?
481
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,215
- Oh.
482
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,050
- Well, first of all, Your
Honor, the cake seemed--
483
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,086
it was still, like, lukewarm.
484
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,422
So therefore, the thing
was gangsta-leaning.
485
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,357
So when she brought it
and set it on the table,
486
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,125
I scooted my husband
back, and I look.
487
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,494
I'm leaning with the cake.
488
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,730
And it was missing some
icing, too, on top of that.
489
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,032
- Oh, I do see that
Leaning Tower of Pisa.
490
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,268
- That's because I did
the video like this.
491
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,003
I'm not even trying
to hear all that.
492
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,238
- Did you know it wasn't
like some of your best work?
493
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,239
Just asking.
494
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:41,407
- I know what I'm doing.
495
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,875
I even have a
replica of the cake.
496
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:43,876
- You got a what?
497
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,111
We have that here?
498
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,112
- She's got one.
499
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,113
She's coming in with it now.
500
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,815
- Don't look shit mine.
501
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,249
[laughter]
502
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,417
- Did it taste good?
503
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,418
- I ain't going to lie.
504
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,619
It was delicious.
505
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,087
- Everybody else
in the reception
506
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:57,390
said that the cake was
beautiful and it tasted good.
507
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,592
She literally only had two
slices of the bottom tier left
508
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,827
and the top tier.
509
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:01,828
That was all that was left.
510
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:02,995
- No, ma'am.
511
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,163
The top layer was stolen.
- Stolen?
512
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,832
- Yes, ma'am.
- Wait a minute!
513
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,533
Wait a minute!
- Who stole the cake?
514
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,639
- Plaintiff Carol Montgomery
is suing her sister April
515
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:16,776
for $475, the price she paid
her to bake what ended up
516
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,545
being a busted wedding cake.
517
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,247
But April says her
cake was flawless,
518
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,483
and Carol needs to take
her frosty attitude
519
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,251
somewhere else.
520
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,287
Ms. Pat's about to settle it.
521
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,488
- Did it taste good?
522
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,956
- Everybody else
in the reception
523
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,158
said that the cake was
beautiful and it tasted good.
524
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,427
She literally only had two
slices of the bottom tier
525
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,695
left and the top tier.
526
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,497
That was all that was left.
- No, ma'am.
527
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,498
The top layer was stolen.
528
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,999
- Stolen?
529
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,134
Who stole the cake?
530
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,469
- Her ex-boyfriend.
- Wait a minute!
531
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,304
Wait a minute!
- That's what I was on there.
532
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,372
- Stop the press.
533
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,340
- I was really hurt overall.
534
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,875
That's why we kind
of, like, been
535
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,311
bumping heads for the past
2 and 1/2 years about my cake.
536
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,446
- How in the hell
did your ex-boyfriend
537
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,215
steal the top of the cake?
538
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,385
- This joker took my whole top
layer when I clearly told him,
539
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,053
don't touch the top layer.
540
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,355
- It's a mistrial.
541
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,623
- Sit down, Karlous.
542
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,892
- Oh.
543
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,329
- He apologized, and he paid.
544
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,531
You accepted the
money and the apology.
545
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,800
- Because she told me that's
what I had to do, Your Honor.
546
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,301
She said, well, you
gonna take the-- the $75.
547
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,469
- You are a grown woman.
548
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,104
- I said, no.
549
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,673
The whole principle was the
top layer is for the bride
550
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,275
and the groom, Your Honor.
551
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,010
- Did you ever ask your
sister for a refund?
552
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,545
- I did.
She told me to kiss her ass.
553
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,846
- Oh, wow.
554
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:27,881
- If y'all would've
known the hell
555
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:28,982
that I have been
through with this
556
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,784
little girl about this cake.
557
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:31,985
- That is lies.
558
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:34,087
- OK, jury, what y'all
think about this?
559
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:37,357
- Now, did I hear that your
ex gave her $75 for the top
560
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,725
of the cake that he ate?
561
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,959
- Yeah, he paid for the
top tier that he ate.
562
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,828
- He sent that,
but I asked for the cake.
563
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,397
- I think as sisters, sometimes
we take the fact that we're
564
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,200
sisters for granted, but this
is when sisters are supposed
565
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,635
to show up for each other.
566
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,704
- Carol, any final words
before I go make my decision?
567
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,540
- If there was another
customer, they would have got--
568
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,575
either they half-refund
or their cake remade.
569
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,111
- All right, any final words
before I go make my decision?
570
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,047
- Well, I do feel that I
was taking advantage of.
571
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,515
And it hurts my feelings
for her to be like, oh,
572
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,117
this cake was gangsta-leaning.
I was leaning with it.
573
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,685
No, that's not
how that cake was.
574
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,886
- OK.
All right.
575
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,355
Well, I know how
important a wedding is.
576
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,524
I've been married for
over 30-some years.
577
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,926
But we didn't get a cake.
578
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,195
We went to the courthouse
and went to Burger King.
579
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,729
[laughter]
580
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,365
With that said, I've come
to my final decision,
581
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:20,767
and I'm ready to settle it.
582
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,203
[gavel bangs]
583
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,671
I'm ruling in favor of--
584
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,640
[tense music]
585
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,777
the plaintiff, Carol.
586
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,514
April, you're ordered
to pay Carol $475.
587
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,883
Because I want you
to put this behind
588
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:41,588
y'all and heal whatever that
is that is keeping y'all apart.
589
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,456
Because that's your sister.
590
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,826
My sister have been on
crack since my childhood.
591
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,696
Every time I go down Moreland,
there's my sister
592
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,797
selling [bleep].
593
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:51,831
- That's your sister?
594
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,100
[laughter]
595
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,403
What?
It is a small world.
596
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,972
[laughter]
597
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,373
- Shut up, Karlous!
598
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,876
[laughter]
599
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,077
You're making me hot.
600
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:07,280
Would you please
shut the [bleep] up?
601
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,748
- Wow.
602
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,984
- I want y'all to start
to heal this relationship,
603
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,151
because you family.
604
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,152
- Got you.
605
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,455
- With that, I just settled it.
606
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,923
Now get out of my court.
- Thank you, Your Honor.
607
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,358
- Thank you.
- You are dismissed.
608
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,759
- All right.
Come on, bailiff.
609
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:20,827
Let's get to bailiffin'.
610
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:23,830
- Next time
on "Ms. Pat Settles It"--
611
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,265
- We got her
Toyota Camry fixed,
612
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,700
but she agreed to pay us back.
613
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:30,170
- You rode to court with
your mama to sue your mama?
614
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,605
[laughter]
615
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:34,174
- My friend here, she
kicked me out in seven days.
616
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,576
- What did she do?
617
00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:38,412
- Big Mama had slid her hand
at the small of my back.
618
00:19:38,412 --> 00:19:39,513
- That's your spot.
619
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:40,781
- But she don't
need to be there.
620
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,516
[laughter]
621
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:43,984
- My cousin used up
all the hot water,
622
00:19:43,984 --> 00:19:45,252
and the water heater broke.
623
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,054
He was going to get
Crackhead Joe to fix it.
624
00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:48,221
- My sister smoke crack.
625
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,690
She can't put in no
hot water heater.
626
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,258
- You sold crack.
You know they can't.
627
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,459
- You don't know shit about me.
628
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,561
[laughter]