- You ain't never met a judge like me.
- Your Honor, Your Honor!
- Shut the hell up, and let me get this thing together.
Hey, y'all. I'm Ms. Pat.
I know the inside of a courtroom.
I went to jail for selling cocaine.
Now here I am, sitting on this side of the bench.
- Put my faith in your hands.
- I ain't God. I don't love you.
These are real cases
with real money on the line.
What you do with the $5,000?
- I-I'll let you know.
- Well, I'm here. Let me know.
- Let's just wrap this up
'cause I'm getting very irritated.
- You keep running your mouth,
you ain't gonna get nothing.
Court is now in session.
Baby, don't do me, do Jesus,
'cause he got more patience with you, okay?
[gavel bangs]
[intriguing music]
- She's about to drop truth bombs
like your drunk auntie at Thanksgiving.
All rise for the Honorable Ms. Pat.
♪ ♪
- Y'all can have a seat.
How are you doing today, jury?
- Great. - Good.
- Oh, we're going to have some fun.
- I like how you inspect our outfits first.
Like, everybody rise and check us out.
- One day I ain't had on no bra, she sent me home.
[laughter]
- All right, bailiff, go on and do your job
so you can feed your kids. - All right.
This is the case of Rivera v. Stewart.
- Plaintiff Gizelle Rivera is suing
her ex-situationship Cameron for $800
for a weekend getaway together to Miami that
left her stranded without a return flight home.
Defendant Cameron Stewart says the couple's getaway was
for his brother's birthday, and their part of the vacation
ended when Gizelle slept with his brother instead.
- Before we get started, I just want to let y'all know
this is a jury of my peers.
They don't mean shit. They're just here, okay?
It's all about what I say.
I'm going to make the last decision.
With that said, Gizelle, pronounce your last name.
- Rivera. - That's so sexy.
All right, Gizelle, tell me why we're here today.
- Yeah, so I'm suing Cameron for $800.
Because last year, we went to a trip to Miami
and he left me stranded.
- You was under the impression that
he was paying your way to Miami?
- Yeah, he paid my way there.
He pays for everything.
We got into an argument, and he decided not to pay
for my flight back to Atlanta.
- Oh. - Okay, Mr. Stewart,
tell me your side of this story.
- I met Gizelle through work.
I'm a wrestler.
I met her at a wrestling show we were doing together.
- You wrestle, Gizelle? - Yes.
[laughter]
- I ain't [bleep] with you. Keep going.
[laughter]
- We started talking from there.
We're getting real intimate.
So I decided to fly her out
to my brother's birthday in Miami.
We were all drinking. We were all having fun.
And then the next day, I saw a DM
and I found out that she ended up sleeping with my brother
while we were out at the club.
- So she's not for the streets, but she's for the family.
[laughter]
- It's okay, it's okay.
- I kicked her out of the hotel.
I said I'm not paying for your flight back.
You're on your own.
- Was y'all in a relationship?
- On my end, I could classify this
as a "situationship."
- All right, first off, cut the shit.
In my eyes, you were my girlfriend.
We were dating. We were together.
- But we had that conversation many times, Cam.
You're younger than me.
- Cameron, how old are you?
- 23.
- 36. - Oh.
- Oh, come on.
- No, you look good.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- How old is your brother?
- My brother is 22.
- Damn. - Oh, my God.
- You ain't playing with them, Gizelle.
- I didn't know Travis's age.
- Wait, wait, you didn't know how old he was on his birthday?
[gavel bangs]
Oh, sorry.
- Okay, talk me through the day that
all of this drama went down.
- We went to the club downstairs,
and we had a great time.
There was a lot of laughs.
We got highly intoxicated.
And he was flirting with other girls.
Let's be honest. - That's not true.
No, I was not. - You flirted.
Yes, you did. - No.
- I'll hear your side in a second, Cameron.
- I even told him that night that I didn't like that,
and it happened.
And I regret it, honestly.
- Did you get them mixed up because they're
two small white boys?
[laughter]
Did you go and sleep with his brother
because he was flirting?
- Essentially.
- Okay.
Come on up, witness.
State your name and your relationship
to these two, please.
- My name is Travis Stewart.
I'm Cameron's brother.
And I had met Gizelle the night of my birthday.
Just to set things clear, I was a bit drunk
when I was first introduced to her.
- I've been drunk too, but I ain't sleep
with my friend's husband.
- Yeah, so we went outside to get some air.
And we went back upstairs from there,
and then this is why we're here today.
- I mean, what did you see in him?
[laughter]
- That's cold, man.
- Clearly I was drunk.
- Just to set things clear,
I did not know this was his girl.
- If he would have said, this is a girl I'm seeing,
would you have still slept with her?
- Never.
I never would have slept with her.
- What kind of relationship y'all got now?
- Things have definitely been a lot different
since this transpired.
- Yeah, you took his girl who he just spent $2,000 on.
But keep going.
- I would like things to go back to normal.
And I'm willing to do whatever it takes
to get things back to where we were.
- Aw.
- You can go back to your seat.
Gizelle, you could have slept with anybody in Miami.
You chose his brother.
Now, had that been the uncle,
that would have been a little bit of, you know,
break in the family.
It's the brother.
- Yeah. - All right.
Mm.
I'm going to go to my jury.
- You should just charge that 800 to the game,
'cause you wrestle just like he wrestles.
You wrestle with both of them.
So just, you know. [laughter]
- You have to be a really naive woman
to think you could sleep with a man's brother
and then the man going to pay your way.
But with no offense, I mean, I know he's a wrestler.
But come on, man.
- You know, if you date both of them,
that's technically an older man.
They'll be 45 together.
[laughter]
- He has a point.
- Okay.
I've heard everything I needed to hear.
Cameron, you knew what you was getting
before you spent that money.
I'm just keeping it real.
You know, this is eye candy.
I'm sorry your brother stole some of your candy.
But that's what happen when you bring
a beautiful woman like this home
that nobody believes is yours.
[laughter]
Gizelle, you knew what you was doing
when you got with these two rascals.
They had an AmEx, and you was going to take it to the limit.
You said yourself you thought the relationship was casual.
Well, he thought the travel plan was casual too.
I'm going to settle this right now.
[suspenseful music]
I'm ruling in the favor of...
the defendant, Cameron.
Girl, he don't owe you any money.
That settles it. [gavel bangs]
Get out my courtroom.
- You are dismissed. - Thank you, Judge.
- Thank you.
- I got really invested in this.
I forgot I was a judge.
- She like wrestling for real.
- Oh, I grew up on wrestling.
I used to love Ric Flair, right.
When they cut Ric Flair hair, I cried.
Oh, my God, they cut Ric Flair hair!
My mom said, don't you ever cry over a cracker in my house.
I said, who the hell is a cracker?
[laughter]
- I'm suing my daughter for 1,850 in unpaid travel costs.
- It's hard to get charged from your mama.
- No, no. - Everything is free.
That's my mama.
- Ray J, shut your silly ass up.
I don't know what you on today, but it ain't on sense.
I charge all my kids.
- Mm-hmm.
[gavel bangs]
- How you doing, jury?
- Hey.
- You know, we can't complain.
- Well good, good.
I don't want you to complain, 'cause this ain't your shit.
[laughter]
Do your thing, bailiff. Start bailiff-ing.
- All right. This is the case of Jones v. Morrison.
- Plaintiff Andrea Jones took her daughters
on a Caribbean cruise.
Now she says her oldest refuses
to pay a fair share of the expenses.
She is suing for $1,850 of vacation costs.
Defendant Torri Morrison says her mom treats
her unfairly, only asking her to pay up,
not her little sister.
She wants the case dismissed.
- Thank you.
- It's mother and daughter?
- Yes, my daughter.
- Oh, I like these types of relationships.
Why are you here today, Andrea?
- I'm suing my daughter for 1,850 in unpaid travel costs,
because I took her and my other daughter, Tia,
and two of my cousins on a cruise to the Bahamas,
and she didn't pay me my money.
- So she went, but she didn't pay.
- Right. She didn't pay her portion,
but everyone else did,
except for my youngest daughter.
She's only 19 and she's a full-time college student,
so I didn't make her pay.
- All right, Torri, tell me your side of the story.
- I'm just confused as to where $1,800
is coming from.
When I looked on the website, it was 400.
And I'm at the bottom of the boat in a small stateroom
with no window, but she's in a balcony looking at the sea,
but she wants me to pay $1,800.
- They got balconies on the boat?
I never took a cruise, damn.
- The 1,850 was not just for the room.
It was because she drinks a lot
and she ran up a tab for $850 on the cruise
for drinking about 20 drinks a day.
- Oh, she a whole lot of fun.
- 20. - Do you have proof?
Receipts? - I do.
- Dang, you drink like this with your mama?
- I was on vacation.
- Y'all sound like a fun family.
- It is.
- This bill made her sober up, didn't it, Mama?
- Yeah, she was supposed to pay her drink package
as well as the flight,
which she didn't pay me any of that.
So all of that totaled to 1,850.
- Did all y'all have a good time?
- Yeah, we did. We had a good time.
She all on social media, you know,
like she turnt up, drinking on my bill,
because she hadn't paid me.
- So you put pictures on social media, Torri?
- Yeah, I mean-- - Let me see them.
- What's your IG?
- Shut your ass up, Ray J.
- Turn up. Turn up.
[upbeat music] Turn up. Turn up.
♪ ♪
- Oh, yeah, you were--
no gag or nothing.
- Back to back, back to back, I saw that.
- I didn't know this was an intervention.
- We just watching you drink up your mama's money.
- Well, so did my sister,
and no one is talking about that.
- So are you upset that your mom paid your sister way?
- Yes.
- So are you the first child? - Mm-hmm.
- It must be tough that your mama always expect more
from you, and then you get to see
your other siblings get away with stuff that
you could never get away with. - It is.
- So is why you took her money for the cruise?
- Yep.
[audience exclaims]
I mean no.
[laughter]
- See, exactly.
- All right, jury, what do you guys think?
- I think for me, like you said,
you know, if you take something,
you got to give it back.
Even though that's your mama, she loves you,
she's just trying to show you some independency.
I don't know if that's a word.
- Independence would be the word.
- Yeah, okay.
- I'm gonna look up independency,
because that's a good word.
- Yeah, I feel like we should add that to the dictionary.
You all should figure this thing out
so y'all can be a loving family again.
- It's hard to get charged from your mama,
because with mamas, it's supposed to be free.
- No, no. - Everything is free.
That's my mama. - No, Ray J,
shut your silly ass up.
- [splutters] - I don't know
what you on today, but it ain't on sense.
I charge all my kids.
You borrow my money, you get it back.
- You don't borrow money?
- I don't play with the devil, you know what I'm saying?
Don't summon him if you don't want the devil.
- Got it. I believe what I said,
but if you don't like what I said,
then I'll change it to something else.
- Shut up, Ray J.
Okay, any final words, Andrea?
- It was agreed upon before the cruise
that she was supposed to pay me for the cruise.
She's just upset because her sister did not pay.
- I just personally feel like if she's
going to pay for one daughter, she should pay for both.
- Torri, you can't have your mama paying for your stuff
and not paying her back.
That's just irresponsible.
I don't care if she do pay for your 19-year-old sister.
Your sister is in college.
She don't probably make the money that you make.
Grow the [bleep] up.
Andrea. - Yes.
- I got to keep it real with you.
I can't believe that you did not
get your money from this girl
before she boarded that damn ship.
I plan family vacations all the time,
but them suckers pay me before they get on that plane.
You don't trust nobody, especially your kids.
[laughter]
I think I heard everything I need to hear
and I'm going to settle it.
[suspenseful music]
I'm ruling in favor of...
♪ ♪
The plaintiff, Andrea,
for the amount of 1,850, payable immediately.
[gavel bangs] - Thank you.
That was the right decision.
- I know it's the right decision,
'cause it's my show.
- I need a drink after this.
- Now give your daughter a hug.
- Come here, To-ti.
- Come on.
Yes, aw.
[applause]
[laughter]
- Ladies, you are dismissed.
- I liked them. They were nice.
- I really hope my daughter, Garrianna, learns something.
I take you on a cruise and you don't pay,
I'll push your ass overboard.
- And I'll drag you with me.
Only one of us can't swim. It's you.
- Girl, I'll whoop your ass in this courtroom.
[laughter]
[applause]
- She accompanied Jamal to my house.
- So she stole your man and your purses
and your shoes and your perfume?
- Pretty much.
- You didn't holler through that Ring camera,
"Bitch, get out of my house"?
[gavel bangs]
- Y'all ready to do your job?
- Let's go. - Let's do it.
[intriguing music]
- All right, bailiff, go on and put it together, baby.
- This is the case of Crenshaw v. Favors.
- Plaintiff Nicki Crenshaw is suing her frenemy,
Kayla Favors, for $2,000.
Nicki claims that Kayla came to her home
and stole her stuff.
And on top of that, she stole her boyfriend too.
Defendant Kayla Favors says she was just
helping her man, Jamal, move out of Nicki's house,
and those items were never meant for Nicki.
Kayla claims Jamal bought them for her,
so they are hers to keep.
And she wants this case dropped
like Jamal dropped Nicki.
- Tell me why we're here today, Nicki.
- I'm here today suing my former friend,
Kayla here, for $2,000.
She came to my house,
stole purses... - What?
- Shoes, and perfume.
- So how did she get in your house to get your items?
- I saw on my Ring cam,
she accompanied Jamal to my house
to help him remove some of his things,
taking a few things. - Remove some of his things?
- Yeah, I put him out.
- That's your ex?
- Yeah, that's my baby daddy, actually.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Oh, please.
- Back up. - He not?
- We have a two-year-old.
- So she stole your man and your purses
and your shoes and your perfume?
- Pretty much.
- This is crazy.
- Okay, Kayla.
What do you have to say?
- Your Honor, I didn't steal anything.
When we got there, he had some things that he said,
oh, I bought this for you, so you can have it.
And I'm like, okay, lit.
My man should get me stuff, right?
- Mm. - Okay.
So we're going to break this down piece by piece.
Why did you and Jamal break up?
- I just got tired of feeling like I was his mother,
feeling like I had to tell him to do stuff
or have to let him know when the bills are due,
when the mortgage is due at the first of every month.
- How long after you broke up did you find out
he was messing with Kayla?
- On the Ring cam.
- That was the first time you knew--
- That I seen them, like, actually together.
- Oh! - What?
- Ding dong.
- Run over there.
- And that's when she was taking everything?
- Yeah. - Go ahead over there.
- That's when you found out
that he was messing with her?
- Yeah, that they were together,
because she came to my house with him.
[audience exclaims]
- You didn't holler through that Ring camera,
"Bitch, get out of my house"?
- No.
- Okay, I'm sorry, that was mean.
Where was at when you was watching the Ring camera?
- I was on a set.
I'm a performer.
I'm a contortionist.
- What's that? - Contortionist.
- Twist your body up. - You go to the circus.
- It's like body art.
- All the body parts and stuff.
- So you're a contortionist, right?
What you is? - Contortionist.
- Why you didn't wrap his ass up?
- Gave her a disease, Ms. Pat.
[laughter]
- Can I see this Ring camera footage, please?
- I don't have it.
- Why?
- When I confronted her, the footage was gone.
And the only person who has access to my footage is Jamal.
- She don't deny she took the stuff, Ms. Pat.
- Kayla, what you have to say about this, sweetheart?
- The fact that she thinks that I would ever take anything
that's hers is beyond me. - Honey, you--
- You sitting here with him.
He was mine.
- Ma'am, he's my man,
so of course he's going to gift me stuff.
- You took brand-new shoes out of her closet?
- I t--
- Do y'all wear the same size?
- I was gifted brand-new shoes.
[gavel bangs]
- Plaintiff Nicki Crenshaw is suing
her baby daddy's new girlfriend, Kayla Favors,
for $2,000 in items she says Kayla stole from her house.
But Kayla says that Jamal bought her the items
and that she owes Nicki nothing.
Ms. Pat is going to settle this messy situation.
- All right.
Okay, you brought Jamal here.
Please come up here, Jamal.
Look like a Black lumberjack.
[laughter]
So who purchased the bags and the shoes
and the perfume that was removed from the house?
- I did.
- Who did you purchase them for?
- I purchased them for Kayla.
[audience exclaims]
- So why was you storing them at Nicki house?
- At the time, that's where I was living at.
- Let me just keep it real with you,
because I'm from the street.
Unless you're a pimp, I ain't never seen a cheater
bring the side chick's stuff to the main chick's house
and say, this ain't for you.
This is for the other. - Never.
- Is that what you did, Jamal?
- That sound about right, yeah.
That's what I did.
- So, Jamal, did you delete the Ring cam footage?
- On my kids, I don't know anything
about the Ring footage camera. - You are lying.
Your kids.
- You could go back and have a seat.
Thank you.
Hi, jury, help me out.
Come on, I'ma start with you, Mona.
- Nicki, did you use
any of these things? - Yes.
- Like you had already wore the purse,
you had already sprayed the perfume,
you already put your sweaty-ass toes in them shoes, right?
- Yes. - And she just took them.
- The shoes had wear marks on them.
- Guilty, yes.
- If he brought her into the house,
I think you're suing the wrong person.
But let me see them toes, man.
Because that'll tell right there
if the feet not the same size.
- If the shoe don't fit-- - Still take that shit.
[laughter]
- Let me say this before I make my decision.
If he do it to her, he gonna do it to you.
Personally, I think he's a piece of shit,
and bold to walk in here with you.
- Oh, man.
- 'Cause baby, I'd have tore this mother[bleep] up.
- You hear me? Huh?
You hear me? Huh? [applause]
- And I'ma settle this right now.
[suspenseful music]
I'm ruling in favor of...
♪ ♪
The plaintiff, Nicki Crenshaw,
for $2,000, payable immediately.
[applause]
And you don't do nothing, Jamal.
Don't let her disrespect the lady who laid there
to have a child for you. [gavel bangs]
Now that settles it.
Get your ass out of my courtroom.
♪ ♪
Watch your back.
- Who jacket you got on? Thief.
- I think y'all were way too rough on her.
- What?
- It was her attitude.
- I was not going to be mean to her.
The thing with me was how disrespectful she was.
I'm too old to be fighting over a man,
but you going to sit in here
and show me some type of respect.
You walked in my house, you took my stuff.
Then you slept with my man.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. - I'm just telling you.
- No, for real though. For real.
- No, you're going to hear this today.
You're going to hear this today.
- Stay out of that one, DC.
- I am here today to sue Jennifer.
She didn't do the decorations, and I never got my wig back.
- Y'all, let me tell you what had happened.
- When they say "what had happened,"
it's about to get good.
[laughter]
- I've been doing massages for Reggie
for free for the last three years.
But that's because we was hooking up.
- Everybody loves a happy beginning.
But when the ending ain't happy,
shit hits the fan. [laughter]
- Derrick Edwards stole my shoes after our breakup.
- You think she going to love you more
after you done took her shoes?
- I love you and I want to be with you.
- I love my shoes.
- Jesus.
- See what that nice shit gets you?
[laughter]