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- You ain't never met
a judge like me.
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- Your Honor, Your Honor!
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- Shut the hell up, and let me
get this thing together.
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Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.
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I know the inside
of a courtroom.
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I went to jail
for selling cocaine.
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Now here I am, sitting
on this side of the bench.
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- Put my faith in your hands.
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- I ain't God.
I don't love you.
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These are real cases
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with real money on the line.
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What you do with the $5,000?
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- I-I'll let you know.
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- Well, I'm here.
Let me know.
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- Let's just wrap this up
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'cause I'm getting
very irritated.
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- You keep running your mouth,
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you ain't gonna get nothing.
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Court is now in session.
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Baby, don't do me, do Jesus,
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'cause he got
more patience with you, okay?
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[gavel bangs]
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[intriguing music]
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- She's about to drop
truth bombs
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like your drunk auntie
at Thanksgiving.
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All rise for
the Honorable Ms. Pat.
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♪ ♪
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- Y'all can have a seat.
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How are you doing today, jury?
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- Great.
- Good.
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- Oh, we're going
to have some fun.
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- I like how you inspect
our outfits first.
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Like, everybody rise
and check us out.
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- One day I ain't had
on no bra, she sent me home.
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[laughter]
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- All right, bailiff,
go on and do your job
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so you can feed your kids.
- All right.
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This is the case
of Rivera v. Stewart.
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- Plaintiff Gizelle Rivera
is suing
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her ex-situationship Cameron
for $800
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for a weekend getaway
together to Miami that
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left her stranded
without a return flight home.
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Defendant Cameron Stewart says
the couple's getaway was
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for his brother's birthday,
and their part of the vacation
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ended when Gizelle slept
with his brother instead.
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- Before we get started,
I just want to let y'all know
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this is a jury of my peers.
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They don't mean shit.
They're just here, okay?
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It's all about what I say.
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I'm going to make
the last decision.
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With that said, Gizelle,
pronounce your last name.
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- Rivera.
- That's so sexy.
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All right, Gizelle,
tell me why we're here today.
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- Yeah, so I'm suing
Cameron for $800.
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Because last year,
we went to a trip to Miami
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and he left me stranded.
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- You was under
the impression that
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he was paying your way
to Miami?
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- Yeah, he paid my way there.
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He pays for everything.
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We got into an argument,
and he decided not to pay
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for my flight back to Atlanta.
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- Oh.
- Okay, Mr. Stewart,
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tell me your side
of this story.
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- I met Gizelle through work.
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I'm a wrestler.
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I met her at a wrestling show
we were doing together.
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- You wrestle, Gizelle?
- Yes.
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[laughter]
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- I ain't [bleep] with you.
Keep going.
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[laughter]
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- We started talking
from there.
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We're getting real intimate.
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So I decided to fly her out
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to my brother's birthday
in Miami.
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We were all drinking.
We were all having fun.
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And then the next day,
I saw a DM
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and I found out that she ended
up sleeping with my brother
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while we were out at the club.
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- So she's not for the streets,
but she's for the family.
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[laughter]
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- It's okay, it's okay.
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- I kicked her out
of the hotel.
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I said I'm not paying
for your flight back.
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You're on your own.
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- Was y'all in a relationship?
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- On my end,
I could classify this
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as a "situationship."
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- All right, first off,
cut the shit.
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In my eyes,
you were my girlfriend.
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We were dating.
We were together.
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- But we had that conversation
many times, Cam.
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You're younger than me.
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- Cameron, how old are you?
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- 23.
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- 36.
- Oh.
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- Oh, come on.
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- No, you look good.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
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- How old is your brother?
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- My brother is 22.
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- Damn.
- Oh, my God.
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- You ain't playing
with them, Gizelle.
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- I didn't know Travis's age.
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- Wait, wait, you didn't know
how old he was on his birthday?
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[gavel bangs]
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Oh, sorry.
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- Okay, talk me through
the day that
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all of this drama went down.
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- We went to
the club downstairs,
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and we had a great time.
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There was a lot of laughs.
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We got highly intoxicated.
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And he was flirting
with other girls.
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Let's be honest.
- That's not true.
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No, I was not.
- You flirted.
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Yes, you did.
- No.
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- I'll hear your side
in a second, Cameron.
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- I even told him that night
that I didn't like that,
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and it happened.
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And I regret it, honestly.
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- Did you get them
mixed up because they're
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two small white boys?
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[laughter]
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Did you go and sleep
with his brother
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because he was flirting?
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- Essentially.
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- Okay.
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Come on up, witness.
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State your name
and your relationship
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to these two, please.
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- My name is Travis Stewart.
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I'm Cameron's brother.
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And I had met Gizelle
the night of my birthday.
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Just to set things clear,
I was a bit drunk
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when I was first introduced
to her.
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- I've been drunk too,
but I ain't sleep
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with my friend's husband.
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- Yeah, so we went outside
to get some air.
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And we went back upstairs
from there,
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and then this is why
we're here today.
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- I mean,
what did you see in him?
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[laughter]
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- That's cold, man.
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- Clearly I was drunk.
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- Just to set things clear,
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I did not know
this was his girl.
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- If he would have said,
this is a girl I'm seeing,
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would you have still
slept with her?
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- Never.
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I never would have
slept with her.
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- What kind of
relationship y'all got now?
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- Things have definitely
been a lot different
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since this transpired.
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- Yeah, you took his girl
who he just spent $2,000 on.
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But keep going.
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- I would like things
to go back to normal.
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And I'm willing to do
whatever it takes
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to get things back
to where we were.
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- Aw.
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- You can go back to your seat.
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Gizelle, you could have slept
with anybody in Miami.
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Gizelle, you could have slept
with anybody in Miami.
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You chose his brother.
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Now, had that been the uncle,
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that would have been
a little bit of, you know,
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break in the family.
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It's the brother.
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Mm.
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I'm going to go to my jury.
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- You should just charge
that 800 to the game,
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'cause you wrestle
just like he wrestles.
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You wrestle with both of them.
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So just, you know.
[laughter]
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- You have to be
a really naive woman
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to think you could sleep
with a man's brother
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and then the man
going to pay your way.
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But with no offense, I mean,
I know he's a wrestler.
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But come on, man.
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- You know,
if you date both of them,
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that's technically
an older man.
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They'll be 45 together.
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[laughter]
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- He has a point.
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- Okay.
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I've heard everything
I needed to hear.
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Cameron, you knew
what you was getting
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before you spent that money.
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I'm just keeping it real.
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You know, this is eye candy.
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I'm sorry your brother
stole some of your candy.
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But that's what
happen when you bring
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a beautiful woman
like this home
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that nobody believes is yours.
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[laughter]
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Gizelle, you knew what
you was doing
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when you got
with these two rascals.
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They had an AmEx, and you was
going to take it to the limit.
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You said yourself you thought
the relationship was casual.
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Well, he thought
the travel plan was casual too.
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I'm going to settle this
right now.
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[suspenseful music]
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I'm ruling in the favor of...
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the defendant, Cameron.
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Girl, he don't owe you
any money.
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That settles it.
[gavel bangs]
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Get out my courtroom.
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- You are dismissed.
- Thank you, Judge.
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- Thank you.
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- I got really invested
in this.
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I forgot I was a judge.
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- She like wrestling for real.
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- Oh, I grew up on wrestling.
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I used to love Ric Flair,
right.
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When they cut Ric Flair hair,
I cried.
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Oh, my God,
they cut Ric Flair hair!
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My mom said, don't you ever cry
over a cracker in my house.
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I said, who the hell
is a cracker?
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[laughter]
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- I'm suing my daughter for
1,850 in unpaid travel costs.
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- It's hard to get charged
from your mama.
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- No, no.
- Everything is free.
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That's my mama.
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- Ray J,
shut your silly ass up.
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I don't know what you on today,
but it ain't on sense.
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I charge all my kids.
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- Mm-hmm.
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[gavel bangs]
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- How you doing, jury?
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- Hey.
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- You know, we can't complain.
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- Well good, good.
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I don't want you to complain,
'cause this ain't your shit.
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[laughter]
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Do your thing, bailiff.
Start bailiff-ing.
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- All right. This is the case
of Jones v. Morrison.
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- Plaintiff Andrea Jones
took her daughters
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on a Caribbean cruise.
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Now she says
her oldest refuses
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to pay a fair share
of the expenses.
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She is suing for $1,850
of vacation costs.
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Defendant Torri Morrison
says her mom treats
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her unfairly,
only asking her to pay up,
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not her little sister.
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She wants the case dismissed.
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- Thank you.
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- It's mother and daughter?
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- Yes, my daughter.
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- Oh, I like these types
of relationships.
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Why are you here today, Andrea?
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- I'm suing my daughter for
1,850 in unpaid travel costs,
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because I took her
and my other daughter, Tia,
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and two of my cousins
on a cruise to the Bahamas,
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and she didn't pay me my money.
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- So she went,
but she didn't pay.
257
00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:16,095
- Right.
She didn't pay her portion,
258
00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:17,163
but everyone else did,
259
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,698
except
for my youngest daughter.
260
00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,200
She's only 19 and she's
a full-time college student,
261
00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,668
so I didn't make her pay.
262
00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,570
- All right, Torri, tell me
your side of the story.
263
00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,672
- I'm just confused
as to where $1,800
264
00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:27,974
is coming from.
265
00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:30,209
When I looked on the website,
it was 400.
266
00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:33,679
And I'm at the bottom of
the boat in a small stateroom
267
00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,916
with no window, but she's in
a balcony looking at the sea,
268
00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,785
but she wants me to pay $1,800.
269
00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,720
- They got balconies
on the boat?
270
00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,422
I never took a cruise, damn.
271
00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,724
- The 1,850 was not
just for the room.
272
00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:47,660
It was because
she drinks a lot
273
00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:51,497
and she ran up a tab
for $850 on the cruise
274
00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:54,033
for drinking
about 20 drinks a day.
275
00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,635
- Oh, she a whole lot of fun.
276
00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,370
- 20.
- Do you have proof?
277
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,704
Receipts?
- I do.
278
00:08:58,704 --> 00:08:59,972
- Dang, you drink like this
with your mama?
279
00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:01,374
- I was on vacation.
280
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,176
- Y'all sound like
a fun family.
281
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,677
- It is.
282
00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:08,414
- This bill made her sober up,
didn't it, Mama?
283
00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:11,384
- Yeah, she was supposed
to pay her drink package
284
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,252
as well as the flight,
285
00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,787
which she didn't pay me
any of that.
286
00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:17,390
So all of that totaled
to 1,850.
287
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,991
- Did all y'all
have a good time?
288
00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:20,560
- Yeah, we did.
We had a good time.
289
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,295
She all on social media,
you know,
290
00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:25,131
like she turnt up,
drinking on my bill,
291
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,499
because she hadn't paid me.
292
00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,968
- So you put pictures
on social media, Torri?
293
00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,636
- Yeah, I mean--
- Let me see them.
294
00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:31,771
- What's your IG?
295
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,406
- Shut your ass up, Ray J.
296
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,874
- Turn up. Turn up.
297
00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:37,376
[upbeat music]
Turn up. Turn up.
298
00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:38,945
♪ ♪
299
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,813
- Oh, yeah, you were--
300
00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,782
no gag or nothing.
301
00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,017
- Back to back, back to back,
I saw that.
302
00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,986
- I didn't know
this was an intervention.
303
00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,755
- We just watching you
drink up your mama's money.
304
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,123
- Well, so did my sister,
305
00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,625
and no one is
talking about that.
306
00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,661
- So are you upset that
your mom paid your sister way?
307
00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:56,863
- Yes.
308
00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,331
- So are you the first child?
- Mm-hmm.
309
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,433
- It must be tough that
your mama always expect more
310
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,068
from you,
and then you get to see
311
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,836
your other siblings
get away with stuff that
312
00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:06,038
you could never get away with.
- It is.
313
00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,307
- So is why you took
her money for the cruise?
314
00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,675
- Yep.
315
00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,344
[audience exclaims]
316
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,478
I mean no.
317
00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:13,679
[laughter]
318
00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,848
- See, exactly.
319
00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:17,149
- All right, jury,
what do you guys think?
320
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,651
- I think for me,
like you said,
321
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:19,752
you know,
if you take something,
322
00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,087
you got to give it back.
323
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:22,488
Even though that's your mama,
she loves you,
324
00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,557
she's just trying to show you
some independency.
325
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:25,992
I don't know if that's a word.
326
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,126
- Independence
would be the word.
327
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,294
- Yeah, okay.
328
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,328
- I'm gonna look up
independency,
329
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,897
because that's a good word.
330
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:33,165
- Yeah, I feel like we should
add that to the dictionary.
331
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:34,734
You all should figure
this thing out
332
00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,435
so y'all can be
a loving family again.
333
00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:38,571
- It's hard to get charged
from your mama,
334
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,040
because with mamas,
it's supposed to be free.
335
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,241
- No, no.
- Everything is free.
336
00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:43,376
That's my mama.
- No, Ray J,
337
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,111
shut your silly ass up.
338
00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,445
- [splutters]
- I don't know
339
00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,581
what you on today,
but it ain't on sense.
340
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,783
I charge all my kids.
341
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,885
You borrow my money,
you get it back.
342
00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,353
- You don't borrow money?
343
00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:55,821
- I don't play with the devil,
you know what I'm saying?
344
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,156
Don't summon him
if you don't want the devil.
345
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,958
- Got it.
I believe what I said,
346
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,192
but if you don't like
what I said,
347
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,762
then I'll change it
to something else.
348
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,931
- Shut up, Ray J.
349
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:07,099
Okay, any final words, Andrea?
350
00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,201
- It was agreed upon
before the cruise
351
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,937
that she was supposed
to pay me for the cruise.
352
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:14,340
She's just upset because
her sister did not pay.
353
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,475
- I just personally
feel like if she's
354
00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:19,512
going to pay for one daughter,
she should pay for both.
355
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,348
- Torri, you can't have your
mama paying for your stuff
356
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,783
and not paying her back.
357
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,284
That's just irresponsible.
358
00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,453
I don't care if she do pay
for your 19-year-old sister.
359
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,988
Your sister is in college.
360
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,890
She don't probably make
the money that you make.
361
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,525
Grow the [bleep] up.
362
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,193
Andrea.
- Yes.
363
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,728
- I got to keep it
real with you.
364
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,364
I can't believe
that you did not
365
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,333
get your money from this girl
366
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,968
before she boarded
that damn ship.
367
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,970
I plan family vacations
all the time,
368
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:47,573
but them suckers pay me
before they get on that plane.
369
00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:50,743
You don't trust nobody,
especially your kids.
370
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,545
[laughter]
371
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,380
I think I heard
everything I need to hear
372
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,881
and I'm going to settle it.
373
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,717
[suspenseful music]
374
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,986
I'm ruling in favor of...
375
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:03,022
♪ ♪
376
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,724
The plaintiff, Andrea,
377
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:09,061
for the amount of 1,850,
payable immediately.
378
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,429
[gavel bangs]
- Thank you.
379
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,697
That was the right decision.
380
00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:12,932
- I know it's
the right decision,
381
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,133
'cause it's my show.
382
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,501
- I need a drink after this.
383
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,000
- Now give your daughter
a hug.
384
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,836
- Now give your daughter
a hug.
385
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,704
- Come here, To-ti.
386
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:19,772
- Come on.
387
00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,775
Yes, aw.
388
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,777
[applause]
389
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,379
[laughter]
390
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,114
- Ladies, you are dismissed.
391
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,117
- I liked them.
They were nice.
392
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,955
- I really hope my daughter,
Garrianna, learns something.
393
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,890
I take you on a cruise
and you don't pay,
394
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,258
I'll push your ass overboard.
395
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,526
- And I'll drag you with me.
396
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,695
Only one of us can't swim.
It's you.
397
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,463
- Girl, I'll whoop your ass
in this courtroom.
398
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,365
[laughter]
399
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,200
[applause]
400
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,237
- She accompanied Jamal
to my house.
401
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,805
- So she stole your man
and your purses
402
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,173
and your shoes
and your perfume?
403
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,474
- Pretty much.
404
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:56,642
- You didn't holler
through that Ring camera,
405
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,444
"Bitch, get out of my house"?
406
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:00,847
[gavel bangs]
407
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,482
- Y'all ready to do your job?
408
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,583
- Let's go.
- Let's do it.
409
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,285
[intriguing music]
410
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,554
- All right, bailiff, go on
and put it together, baby.
411
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,757
- This is the case
of Crenshaw v. Favors.
412
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,860
- Plaintiff Nicki Crenshaw
is suing her frenemy,
413
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,096
Kayla Favors, for $2,000.
414
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,064
Nicki claims that
Kayla came to her home
415
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,599
and stole her stuff.
416
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,068
And on top of that,
she stole her boyfriend too.
417
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,704
Defendant Kayla Favors
says she was just
418
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,340
helping her man, Jamal,
move out of Nicki's house,
419
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,676
and those items were
never meant for Nicki.
420
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,811
Kayla claims Jamal
bought them for her,
421
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,346
so they are hers to keep.
422
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,948
And she wants
this case dropped
423
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,649
like Jamal dropped Nicki.
424
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,551
- Tell me why
we're here today, Nicki.
425
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,820
- I'm here today suing
my former friend,
426
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,757
Kayla here, for $2,000.
427
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,325
She came to my house,
428
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,260
stole purses...
- What?
429
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,129
- Shoes, and perfume.
430
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,731
- So how did she get in your
house to get your items?
431
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,867
- I saw on my Ring cam,
432
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,870
she accompanied Jamal
to my house
433
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,305
to help him remove
some of his things,
434
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,508
taking a few things.
- Remove some of his things?
435
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,343
- Yeah, I put him out.
436
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,511
- That's your ex?
437
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,513
- Yeah, that's
my baby daddy, actually.
438
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,014
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
439
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,649
- Oh, please.
440
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,217
- Back up.
- He not?
441
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,685
- We have a two-year-old.
442
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,187
- So she stole your man
and your purses
443
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,655
and your shoes
and your perfume?
444
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,223
- Pretty much.
445
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,458
- This is crazy.
446
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,492
- Okay, Kayla.
447
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,660
What do you have to say?
448
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,062
- Your Honor,
I didn't steal anything.
449
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,932
When we got there, he had
some things that he said,
450
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,067
oh, I bought this for you,
so you can have it.
451
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,436
And I'm like, okay, lit.
452
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,104
My man should
get me stuff, right?
453
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,505
- Mm.
- Okay.
454
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,908
So we're going to break
this down piece by piece.
455
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,476
Why did you and Jamal break up?
456
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,813
- I just got tired of feeling
like I was his mother,
457
00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,848
feeling like I had to tell him
to do stuff
458
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,150
or have to let him know
when the bills are due,
459
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,686
when the mortgage is due
at the first of every month.
460
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,255
- How long after you broke up
did you find out
461
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,457
he was messing with Kayla?
462
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,192
- On the Ring cam.
463
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,726
- That was the first time
you knew--
464
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,695
- That I seen them,
like, actually together.
465
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,630
- Oh!
- What?
466
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,731
- Ding dong.
467
00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,999
- Run over there.
468
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,100
- And that's when
she was taking everything?
469
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,101
- Yeah.
- Go ahead over there.
470
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,403
- That's when you found out
471
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,471
that he was messing with her?
472
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,839
- Yeah,
that they were together,
473
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,907
because she came
to my house with him.
474
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,209
[audience exclaims]
475
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,977
- You didn't holler
through that Ring camera,
476
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,612
"Bitch, get out of my house"?
477
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,746
- No.
478
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,715
- Okay, I'm sorry,
that was mean.
479
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,252
Where was at when you was
watching the Ring camera?
480
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,286
- I was on a set.
481
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,521
I'm a performer.
482
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,789
I'm a contortionist.
483
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,357
- What's that?
- Contortionist.
484
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,892
- Twist your body up.
- You go to the circus.
485
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:26,926
- It's like body art.
486
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,261
- All the body parts and stuff.
487
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,729
- So you're a contortionist,
right?
488
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,131
What you is?
- Contortionist.
489
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,634
- Why you didn't
wrap his ass up?
490
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,903
- Gave her a disease, Ms. Pat.
491
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,672
[laughter]
492
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,742
- Can I see this
Ring camera footage, please?
493
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,110
- I don't have it.
494
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,411
- Why?
495
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,780
- When I confronted her,
the footage was gone.
496
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:52,418
And the only person who has
access to my footage is Jamal.
497
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,121
- She don't deny
she took the stuff, Ms. Pat.
498
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,890
- Kayla, what you have
to say about this, sweetheart?
499
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:59,893
- The fact that she thinks
that I would ever take anything
500
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,328
that's hers is beyond me.
- Honey, you--
501
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,063
- You sitting here with him.
502
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,164
He was mine.
503
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,799
- Ma'am, he's my man,
504
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,401
so of course he's going
to gift me stuff.
505
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,503
- You took brand-new shoes
out of her closet?
506
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,504
- I t--
507
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,339
- Do y'all wear the same size?
508
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,675
- I was gifted brand-new shoes.
509
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,113
[gavel bangs]
510
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,614
- Plaintiff Nicki Crenshaw
is suing
511
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,317
her baby daddy's new
girlfriend, Kayla Favors,
512
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:28,054
for $2,000 in items she says
Kayla stole from her house.
513
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,757
But Kayla says that Jamal
bought her the items
514
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,959
and that she owes
Nicki nothing.
515
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:36,496
Ms. Pat is going to settle
this messy situation.
516
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,497
- All right.
517
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,865
Okay, you brought Jamal here.
518
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,567
Please come up here, Jamal.
519
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,402
Look like a Black lumberjack.
520
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,803
[laughter]
521
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,506
So who purchased
the bags and the shoes
522
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,508
and the perfume that was
removed from the house?
523
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,642
- I did.
524
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,411
- Who did you
purchase them for?
525
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,279
- I purchased them for Kayla.
526
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,415
[audience exclaims]
527
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,118
- So why was you storing
them at Nicki house?
528
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,553
- At the time, that's
where I was living at.
529
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,888
- Let me just keep
it real with you,
530
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,323
because I'm from the street.
531
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,826
Unless you're a pimp,
I ain't never seen a cheater
532
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:10,663
bring the side chick's stuff
to the main chick's house
533
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,898
and say, this ain't for you.
534
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,067
This is for the other.
- Never.
535
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,769
- Is that what you did, Jamal?
536
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:16,936
- That sound about right, yeah.
537
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,204
That's what I did.
538
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:23,209
- So, Jamal, did you delete
the Ring cam footage?
539
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,478
- On my kids,
I don't know anything
540
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,080
about the Ring footage camera.
- You are lying.
541
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,214
Your kids.
542
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,382
- You could go back
and have a seat.
543
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,184
Thank you.
544
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,285
Hi, jury, help me out.
545
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,520
Come on,
I'ma start with you, Mona.
546
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,954
- Nicki, did you use
547
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,322
any of these things?
- Yes.
548
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,557
- Like you had already
wore the purse,
549
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,125
you had already sprayed
the perfume,
550
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,127
you already put your sweaty-ass
toes in them shoes, right?
551
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,395
- Yes.
- And she just took them.
552
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,397
- The shoes had
wear marks on them.
553
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,899
- Guilty, yes.
554
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,201
- If he brought her
into the house,
555
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,570
I think you're suing
the wrong person.
556
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,173
But let me see them toes, man.
557
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,508
Because that'll tell
right there
558
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,910
if the feet not the same size.
559
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,212
- If the shoe don't fit--
- Still take that shit.
560
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,648
[laughter]
561
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,750
- Let me say this before
I make my decision.
562
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,853
If he do it to her,
he gonna do it to you.
563
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,556
Personally, I think
he's a piece of shit,
564
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,192
and bold to walk in here
with you.
565
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,626
- Oh, man.
566
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,395
- 'Cause baby, I'd have tore
this mother[bleep] up.
567
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,263
- You hear me? Huh?
568
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,432
You hear me? Huh?
[applause]
569
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,234
- And I'ma settle this
right now.
570
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,802
[suspenseful music]
571
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,004
I'm ruling in favor of...
572
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,573
♪ ♪
573
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,741
The plaintiff, Nicki Crenshaw,
574
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:32,378
for $2,000,
payable immediately.
575
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,614
[applause]
576
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:38,051
And you don't do nothing,
Jamal.
577
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,919
Don't let her disrespect
the lady who laid there
578
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,255
to have a child for you.
[gavel bangs]
579
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,723
Now that settles it.
580
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,892
Get your ass out
of my courtroom.
581
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,694
♪ ♪
582
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,828
Watch your back.
583
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,231
- Who jacket you got on? Thief.
584
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,099
- I think y'all were
way too rough on her.
585
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,367
- What?
586
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,202
- It was her attitude.
587
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,471
- I was not going
to be mean to her.
588
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,574
The thing with me was
how disrespectful she was.
589
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,910
I'm too old to be
fighting over a man,
590
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,211
but you going to sit in here
591
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,513
and show me some type
of respect.
592
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,381
You walked in my house,
you took my stuff.
593
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,749
Then you slept with my man.
594
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,251
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- I'm just telling you.
595
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,552
- No, for real though.
For real.
596
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,020
- No, you're going
to hear this today.
597
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,121
You're going
to hear this today.
598
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,322
- Stay out of that one, DC.
599
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,126
- I am here today
to sue Jennifer.
600
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,962
She didn't do the decorations,
and I never got my wig back.
601
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,731
- Y'all, let me tell you
what had happened.
602
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,132
- When they say
"what had happened,"
603
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,333
it's about to get good.
604
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,635
[laughter]
605
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,637
- I've been doing
massages for Reggie
606
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,939
for free
for the last three years.
607
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,041
But that's because
we was hooking up.
608
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,277
- Everybody loves
a happy beginning.
609
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,812
But when the ending
ain't happy,
610
00:19:38,812 --> 00:19:40,780
shit hits the fan.
[laughter]
611
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,817
- Derrick Edwards stole
my shoes after our breakup.
612
00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,151
- You think she going
to love you more
613
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,386
after you done took her shoes?
614
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,854
- I love you
and I want to be with you.
615
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,622
- I love my shoes.
616
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,824
- Jesus.
617
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,092
- See what that
nice shit gets you?
618
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:54,594
[laughter]