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- You ain't never met
a judge like me.
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- Your Honor, Your Honor!
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- Shut the hell up, and let me
get this thing together.
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Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.
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I know the inside
of a courtroom.
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I went to jail
for selling cocaine.
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Now here I am, sitting
on this side of the bench.
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- Put my faith in your hands.
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- I ain't God.
I don't love you.
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These are real cases
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with real money on the line.
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What you do with the $5,000?
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- I-I'll let you know.
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- Well, I'm here.
Let me know.
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- Let's just wrap this up
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'cause I'm getting
very irritated.
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- You keep running your mouth,
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you ain't gonna get nothing.
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Court is now in session.
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Baby, don't do me, do Jesus,
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'cause he got
more patience with you, okay?
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[gavel bangs]
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- When she settles it,
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that's that.
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All rise
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for Ms. Pat.
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[intriguing music]
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- Please have a seat.
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♪ ♪
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How you doing, jury?
Y'all awake?
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all: Yeah.
- Barely.
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- Well, I need you to wake up
'cause I need your energy, OK?
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- OK, let's go.
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- All right, bailiff.
You ready?
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- Let's go.
- Go on and do it then.
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- This is the case
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of Green versus Frucel.
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- Plaintiff Iasha Green
is suing her ex-mentee,
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Taylor Frucel, for $3,000.
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Iasha claims
she showed Taylor how to start
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her now-successful
real estate business,
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so she needs
to pay Green some green.
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Defendant Taylor Frucel says
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that Iasha mentored her
briefly
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and never brought up money.
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They may live in Scam-lanta,
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but she refuses
to get scammed by Iasha.
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- Before we get started,
I'd just like to tell you,
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this is a jury of my peers.
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Don't pay any attention
to them.
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They just like Taco Tuesday.
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It ain't real.
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[laughter]
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- What?
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- I went last night.
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- No, it's made up
by other people.
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- You celebrate it every t--
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you give gifts and everything.
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[laughter]
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- Iasha Green?
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- Yes.
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- And Taylor Frucel?
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- Frucel, that's right.
How are you, queen?
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- When Black women say "queen,"
they full of shit.
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- Uh-huh.
[laughter]
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- I'm glad somebody knows it.
Go ahead.
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- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
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- All right, Iasha,
can you please
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tell me why we're here today?
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- So I am here to sue Taylor
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because she owes me $3,000
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for a mentorship
on real estate.
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I teach people
how to buy properties
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or, in her case, rent them...
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[audience oohs]
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And do short-term rentals.
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- And you charge people
for that?
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- Absolutely.
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My time and expertise.
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- What make you so great
at real estate
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and all of these other things
that you said you did for her?
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- I'm very successful.
I have seven rental properties
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currently.
- OK.
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- And I own
nine properties in total.
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- Ooh.
- What's up?
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- OK.
Well, Taylor,
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tell me about this conversation
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you and Ms. Green had.
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- Well, first of all,
we never had a conversation
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about mentorship, OK?
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One thing that we discussed
is both of us
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elevating ourselves
and our business.
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In this industry here,
it is all about your image,
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and that was something
that she didn't have.
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Yeah, she had
her construction hat
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and her construction gloves,
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but she had no image.
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I was trying to bring her
a beautiful image.
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- So she was giving
"Bob the Builder,"
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and you made her sexy?
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- Period.
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I've been here for three years,
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and I realized Atlanta got
a lot of scamming going on,
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and this is the product
of Scam-lanta.
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[audience oohs]
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- There was no contract
that said,
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"You're gonna have to pay me
to mentor you"?
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- Yes.
I have an invoice.
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It is right here.
- Wait a minute.
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Let me ask you this before
you give me this invoice.
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- OK.
- Was Taylor aware
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of this invoice
that she was running up?
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- Yes.
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- OK, give it to me.
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- There you go.
- Judge, may I?
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- Yes.
- So the invoice came
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a year and a half later.
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- OK.
- She approached me
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first on the phone,
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and I laughed it off.
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We ended up
at an event together.
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She approaches me
in front of everybody,
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gets physical...
[audience oohs]
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Pulls my ponytail off
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literally in front
of everybody in the party.
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After I got my--
- It's not real,
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so was it your ponytail?
- Girl, it doesn't matter.
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You should've never
took it that far.
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- You should've got
a better ponytail.
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[laughter]
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- Then she told me
I couldn't get my ponytail back
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until I paid her the money.
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- [chuckling]
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- You held
her ponytail hostage?
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- Held it hostage
for a payment.
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That's how petty she is.
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- But my thing is,
y'all was friends about a year?
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Y'all was going to--
- Mentee.
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- Huh?
- Mentee.
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- Now it's mentee.
- Well, see, let me say this
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to you, Iasha.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Nobody just walks around
and call nobody "my mentee."
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- They do,
but they changed the name.
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It used to be pimp.
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[laughter]
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- Did you tell Taylor
that your relationship came
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with a price tag?
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- I never wanted
to be her friend.
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[audience oohs]
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- Bitch, you gonna say,
back up,
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'cause there's a fee
to talk to Iasha.
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- I waived that fee
because usually,
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you do have to pay a fee
to talk to me.
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If you go on my website...
- Oh, my God.
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I can't take it.
- You'll see it.
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Consultation fee.
- So if you waived the fee,
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why are we here?
- Girl, stop.
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- For us to do mentorship
and for her to come
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out in the field with me,
that was the fee.
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- Can I please see
the price sheet
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for your mentorship,
for you talking to people?
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Lord have mercy.
- You have it.
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[laughter]
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- "Business Start-up,
300 and up.
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Corporate Staff Coaching
Solution, 2000 per hour."
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I want to see the "Chick That
Went to the Club With You" fee.
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Where that fee at?
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Where that fee at?
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- Took you to all the events.
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- All right, jury,
help me settle this, OK?
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- Well, me and Ms. Pat toured
together for many years,
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and I taught her
a lot of stuff.
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And now that you just
made me think about it,
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I never charged her for it.
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So all while y'all talking,
I'm pretty much thinking--
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- Pull out
that calculator, baby.
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- No, I just got it in my mind.
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I think we smiled
together once.
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That counts, 'cause
you didn't know how to smile.
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- Absolutely.
- You didn't know how to smile
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before me, Ms. Pat.
- Pull out that calculator.
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- And now that you mention it,
Ms. Pat,
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you know,
you've done so much for me.
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You came to LA;
you helped me with my set.
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At the end of the day,
I think I owe you
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my ponytail and my left boob,
all you did for me.
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This is ridiculous.
[laughter]
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- Taylor, I hope you learn
one thing from this situation.
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When you meet somebody
in this industry,
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the first thing
you need to ask them,
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am I being charged
to hang out with you?
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[laughter]
- That's right.
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- 'Cause I didn't even know
you pay people to tell you
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that there was a house
for sale down the street.
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[laughter]
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Iasha, when you're
selling stuff,
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the price comes first.
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Not one time she knew
she was on the clock
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'cause you didn't tell her.
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If you had told that girl
you was mentoring her,
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she would've went on
and found her another victim,
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I guarantee you that, 'cause
I can see it in her face.
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She thinks she's the plug.
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- I'm glad somebody know it.
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- Both of y'all think
y'all the plug.
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I've heard enough, and I'm
gonna settle it right now.
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[suspenseful music]
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I'm ruling in favor of...
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♪ ♪
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The defendant, Taylor.
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- What?
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- If it's your business,
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you tell people your price
up front.
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You didn't tell her.
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And you should give her back
her ponytail.
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- Or I can take yours now.
Can I?
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- No.
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[laughter]
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That settles it.
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- You are dismissed.
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- Y'all don't want
to make up y'all friendship?
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- No.
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- No.
- I want this ponytail.
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[audience oohs]
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- If I don't get
this one first.
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- Even a prostitute
tells you the price
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before she get in your car
and go down.
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- Sometimes.
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[laughter]
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- Was you expecting to be paid?
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- Yes, the verbal agreement
was $100 an event.
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- And it wasn't sex?
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- It wasn't sex.
- Thank you.
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Nobody works for sex.
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- Well, some people do
'cause, uh--
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- Are you crazy?
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Where you been at?
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- I'ma need y'all to stay alert
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'cause I need y'all
to be "juror-ing."
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- That's a word?
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- Today.
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[laughter]
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All right, bailiff.
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Let's get this party started.
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- This is the case
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of Hughes versus Rawls.
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- Plaintiff Esa Hughes
is suing
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his on-again, off-again
girlfriend, Latoya,
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for $3,752
for never paying him
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for working at
her lemonade stand business.
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- Hello.
- Hello, Your Honor.
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- How you doing?
- Doing good. How you doing?
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- Defendant Latoya Rawls said
the money they profited
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was spent to grow
the business,
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and Esa is barking up
the wrong lemon tree
256
00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:05,051
if he thinks she's gonna
pay him that much money.
257
00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,619
- All right,
let's get this party started.
258
00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:09,288
So tell me why we're here,
uh, "Eh-sa."
259
00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:10,890
Is it "Eh-sa"?
- Esa.
260
00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,091
- Esa.
- "Esa" like,
261
00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,826
"I'll Esa now, Esa later."
262
00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,396
- OK.
[laughter]
263
00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,231
That should be easy
for my big ass.
264
00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,266
[laughs] Thank you, DeRay.
265
00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,634
Esa?
- Yes.
266
00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,035
- Tell me why we're here.
267
00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:24,937
- We're here today
'cause I'm suing my girlfriend
268
00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:28,174
for $3,752 in unpaid wages.
269
00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,309
I worked for her
for about seven years.
270
00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:34,680
I put in $752,
and I worked over 35 events.
271
00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,482
And our verbal agreement was,
272
00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:38,384
she was supposed
to pay me $100 each event.
273
00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:40,353
- Did she pay you?
- No.
274
00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,722
- OK, Latoya, give me
your side of the story.
275
00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:44,023
- Well, I've been
selling lemonade
276
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:47,093
for about five years,
not seven.
277
00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,996
You know, I do a lot of events,
fairgrounds, carnivals,
278
00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,330
and I started everything alone.
279
00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:53,566
I don't think Esa deserves
any money from me.
280
00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:54,901
[audience oohs]
281
00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,236
I don't even know
why Esa would even think that.
282
00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:59,172
- Was you together
when you started this business?
283
00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,473
- Off and on.
284
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,574
Sometimes.
285
00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:02,942
- Was you off or was you on?
286
00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:04,143
- Both.
287
00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,978
Sometimes we on.
Sometimes we off.
288
00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,680
You know, sometimes it just--
it goes that way.
289
00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,115
- So y'all on when he working,
290
00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,716
but off when it's time
to pay him?
291
00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:14,287
[laughter]
292
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,621
- Is that the situation?
293
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:16,889
- No.
294
00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,825
- Did you ever have
a payment agreement?
295
00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,226
- We had a verbal agreement
296
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,929
that she was supposed
to pay me $100 each event.
297
00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:25,264
- So you never
got paid $100 ever?
298
00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:26,933
- I ain't never get it
'cause she always said
299
00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,402
she needed it for things,
like, personal.
300
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,870
[audience oohs]
- That's not true.
301
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,306
- Do you have any photos
of this lemonade stand?
302
00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,241
- I mean, I have a few photos.
303
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,143
- Is it liquor in it?
304
00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,511
- No, it's not spiked.
305
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,512
- No liquor?
- It's not spiked.
306
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,280
[laughter]
307
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,448
- That's a nice lil' stand.
308
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:43,950
That's a nice lil'
lemonade stand.
309
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,485
- Is this
both of y'all together?
310
00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,854
- Yes, it is; that's at
Tower City, Cleveland, Ohio.
311
00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,388
- What was y'all bringing in?
Just--
312
00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,424
- Anywhere between
3,000 to 4,000.
313
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,559
- So $3,000 to $4,000?
314
00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,161
- Yeah.
- In, like, two days.
315
00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,063
- In two days?
- Yeah.
316
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,831
- And you couldn't pay $100?
317
00:09:58,831 --> 00:09:59,899
- No.
318
00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,634
- I'm not
paying Esa anything...
319
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,869
- She didn't pay me nothing.
- Because we were
320
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,470
actually living together.
321
00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,405
While we're living together,
all the money
322
00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,107
that was profited--
- Stop.
323
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,475
Let me say this to you.
324
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:10,610
- Mm-hmm.
325
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,311
- I used to do the same thing,
326
00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,647
right there at the
Georgia Dome, with hot dogs.
327
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:18,451
When my husband clocked in,
I had to pay his ass,
328
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,887
'cause if I didn't pay my
husband for pouring that beer,
329
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,455
he was gon' quit.
330
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,923
- [laughs]
331
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:26,359
- He thought he was
gonna get paid.
332
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,160
He didn't want to be paid
in snatch.
333
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,428
[laughter]
334
00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,531
Was you expecting to be paid?
335
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,066
- Yes, the verbal agreement
was $100 an event.
336
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,234
- And it wasn't sex?
337
00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,802
- It wasn't sex, no.
- Thank you.
338
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,971
Nobody works for sex.
339
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,073
- Well, some people do
'cause, uh,
340
00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,975
if you want to be technical
about it...
341
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,510
- Are you crazy?
342
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,145
Where you been at?
343
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,481
- There was never an agreement
for Esa to get paid
344
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,950
to do anything,
because all of the money
345
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:54,587
that was made went towards
everything that we were doing.
346
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,589
- Now, she's supposed
to pay you $100
347
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,657
for each event, right?
348
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,092
- Mm-hmm.
- She owes you 3,700.
349
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:02,562
It took you 37 times
to figure out
350
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,497
this lady wasn't gonna
give you no money?
351
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,898
[laughter]
352
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,967
- She got that
Beyoncé lemonade, huh?
353
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:11,003
[laughter]
354
00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,575
- Esa, I wouldn't take it.
355
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,543
If I was you, I would
go work for Home Depot.
356
00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,579
You already got
the uniform on right now.
357
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,114
[laughter]
358
00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,382
- I have to say this, Latoya.
359
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:26,018
What you did was very selfish.
360
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:29,121
$3,700, you ought
to be ashamed of yourself.
361
00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:30,556
But you show weakness.
362
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,658
- Yeah.
- You allow her to control you,
363
00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,160
and that was your control.
364
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,263
She fed you, she kissed you,
she loved you
365
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,398
so she wouldn't
have to pay you.
366
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:40,533
[audience oohs]
367
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,467
- Man, you should've
already knew
368
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,468
what kind of person she was
369
00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:43,669
'cause kids have
lemonade stands,
370
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:44,904
and she wanted
to go up against them.
371
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,206
- Exactly.
[laughter]
372
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,541
- Look at the market
she entered.
373
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,742
- That's wrong.
374
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,913
- After hearing all of this,
I'ma settle it right now.
375
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,582
[suspenseful music]
376
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,050
I'm ruling in the favor...
377
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,086
♪ ♪
378
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,021
Of the plaintiff, Esa,
379
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:06,192
for the full amount--$3,752.
380
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,060
[applause]
- Thank you so much.
381
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,128
Thank you so much, Your Honor.
382
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,563
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
383
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,998
I needed that.
384
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,933
- If you want
your business to grow,
385
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,435
you're gonna need other people
to help you.
386
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,137
You think if I stop
paying this bailiff,
387
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:19,839
he gonna put on
that ugly-ass uniform?
388
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,707
- Nope.
389
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:22,875
- But you're selfish.
390
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:23,000
It's all about you.
391
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,477
It's all about you.
392
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,911
And when you like that,
393
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,648
your business is not
gonna grow, girlfriend,
394
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,750
'cause he gonna tell
the next person
395
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,053
not to fool with you
because you don't pay.
396
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,288
Now that settles it.
397
00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:37,590
- You are dismissed.
398
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,192
- Thank you.
All right, jury.
399
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,795
- All right, Sweet and Sour.
400
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:43,996
- DC, what would you do
401
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:45,765
if a woman tried
to pull that on you?
402
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,402
- I'd put some liquor
in that lemonade.
403
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,137
Don't put no liquor,
then somebody's gonna--
404
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,938
there's gonna be
some liquor going on.
405
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,441
[laughs]
406
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,543
- I'm suing my cousin Kyle
for $1,000
407
00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:58,978
for damages
to the rented vehicle.
408
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,913
- I don't know
where the damages came from.
409
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,281
- Are you a good driver?
410
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,817
- I'm a very good driver.
I drive professionally.
411
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,152
- Uber or Lyft?
412
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:09,188
[laughter]
413
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,526
- Y'all good, jury?
- Yes.
414
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,061
- Yes.
- Yes, yes, ma'am.
415
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:21,000
- Don't y'all forget you got
one job and one job only, OK?
416
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,869
Make me look good and laugh.
417
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,904
[laughter]
418
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,506
All right, baby.
Do what you do.
419
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,507
- This is the case
420
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,043
of Strange versus Land.
421
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,878
- Plaintiff Jamal Strange
is suing
422
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:34,781
his cousin and best friend,
Kyle, for $1,000,
423
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,217
after he says Kyle damaged
the car he rented.
424
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,519
Jamal wants Kyle to admit
he put a dent
425
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,688
in both the car
and their relationship.
426
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,556
- Them pants wanna be shorts
bad as hell.
427
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,058
- They capris.
428
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,160
He got on knickerbockers.
429
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,264
- Defendant Kyle Land said
he didn't cause any damage.
430
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,632
- Dressed strange too.
431
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,534
- He hopes Ms. Pat will
dismiss the case.
432
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,336
It was probably a hit-and-run.
433
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,304
- There's two naked mannequins
at Macy's.
434
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,141
[laughter]
435
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,011
- Order in my court.
436
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,080
- Swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth,
437
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,848
and nothing but the truth,
so help you God?
438
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,383
- Yes.
- Jamal, can you please
439
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,584
tell me why we're here today?
440
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,686
- I'm suing my cousin Kyle
for $1,000
441
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,422
for damages
to the rented vehicle.
442
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,290
- 1,000?
- Yes, ma'am.
443
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,691
So I was in Atlanta,
444
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,027
visiting my cousin Kyle,
handling some business.
445
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,496
I rented a vehicle,
and earlier that day,
446
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,531
we were out, went to the gym,
447
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,932
ran some errands
or what have you.
448
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,734
And I was tired,
so I kind of just laid down.
449
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,769
And later on that evening,
I heard, like,
450
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,604
the keys jingling and stuff,
and I was like,
451
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,173
oh, all right, well,
he about to take the car.
452
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,174
I'm like,
all right, that's cool.
453
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,375
So the next day,
454
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,910
I went to go return the car,
455
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,145
and I noticed all these
scratches and dents on the car.
456
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,914
I had a $1,000 deductible,
457
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,549
so my insurance company will
cover the rest.
458
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,883
I just had to cover the 1,000.
459
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,119
I get back home; I call him.
460
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,922
I'm like, did you notice the
dents and scratches on the car?
461
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,457
"I didn't do nothing.
I didn't do nothing."
462
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,292
I ain't said
you did nothing yet.
463
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,260
So we're here so I can
reclaim my $1,000 back.
464
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,162
- All right, Kyle,
465
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,698
can you please tell me
your side of the story.
466
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,767
- My cousin and I,
we were supposed to be
467
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,068
meeting up with some friends
at the club.
468
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,637
I took the keys,
and I went to the club.
469
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,806
I didn't drink or anything,
you know what I'm saying,
470
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,476
because I did know
that he had a rental car,
471
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,010
and I wanted to be responsible.
472
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,145
- Did you give the car
to valet?
473
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,646
- No.
I just parked the car.
474
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,215
I parked the car
in the parking lot.
475
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,017
- You took the car out, and
while you had the car parked,
476
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,486
it could have got some damage.
477
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,588
- Yes.
- So that makes you responsible
478
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,958
for the car 'cause you the one
took the car to the club.
479
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,060
- I don't know
where the damages came from.
480
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,229
I didn't see them.
I don't know.
481
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,463
[scattered laughter]
482
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,531
- Are you a good driver?
483
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,532
- I'm a very good driver.
484
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,100
I drive professionally.
485
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,435
- Uber or Lyft?
486
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,804
[laughter]
487
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,339
- Obviously NASCAR.
488
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,341
[laughter]
489
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,342
- All right, juror.
490
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,810
Can I see this damage, please?
491
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:44,811
- Absolutely.
492
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:48,181
[intriguing music]
493
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,617
- Oh, that's a lot of damage
for a rental car.
494
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,218
- Damn.
495
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,987
You would know that happened.
496
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,356
- So when you found out
he wrecked your rental car,
497
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,191
would you say
that really "Hertz"?
498
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,027
[laughter]
499
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,030
- Good one, DeRay.
500
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,164
That's a good one.
501
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,933
- Did he ruin
your "Enterprise"?
502
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:10,336
[laughter]
503
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,838
- Stop it!
504
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,507
- That $1,000 got you
on a "Budget."
505
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,544
[laughter]
506
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,380
- I need y'all to stop.
507
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,549
- And those pants are
inter-"National."
508
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,851
[laughter]
509
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,019
- OK.
510
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,720
- All right, sorry.
- Enough of that.
511
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,657
[laughter]
512
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,095
- Plaintiff Jamal Strange
is suing his cousin Kyle
513
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,731
for $1,000 for damage
to his rental car.
514
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,532
But Kyle says he didn't do it.
515
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,434
Ms. Pat is looking
to settle this
516
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,571
before these cousins
hit-and-run up on each other.
517
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,272
- When you took
this car back to him,
518
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,174
you gonna tell me
you didn't notice this?
519
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,275
- I didn't see that.
520
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,845
[groans and laughter]
- What?
521
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,913
- Do you feel like you had
anything to do with this?
522
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,615
- I don't feel like
I had anything to do with it
523
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,251
because when he parks his car
in front of my house,
524
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,321
when I look out my window,
the passenger side is
525
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,390
facing my house,
so I would have seen it,
526
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,625
or he would have seen it
walking to the car.
527
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,460
- So are you saying
between him going
528
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,796
to fill the car up
and return the car,
529
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,965
somewhere, somehow,
somebody hit him?
530
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,967
- Had to be,
'cause I didn't hit him.
531
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,702
- He should write movies.
532
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,970
[laughter]
533
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,372
This story is amazing.
534
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,974
- DeRay, what you think?
535
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,542
- Dude crashed the car.
536
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,211
He just don't got $1,000
right now.
537
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,280
And I can tell by the way
he crashed into that outfit.
538
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,716
[laughter]
539
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,518
- DC, what do you think?
540
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,420
- Where is your car, man?
541
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,421
- He wrecked it.
542
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,822
- Did he?
543
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,123
He wrecked his car.
- Do you have a car?
544
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,458
- No, I don't.
- What happened to it?
545
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,760
- But you a professional driver
with no car?
546
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,696
[laughter]
547
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,964
- Carmen, what do you think?
548
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,467
- Judge, I think
if you award him the $1,000,
549
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,269
you need to put
a little asterisk
550
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,205
that he gotta buy looser pants
with this money.
551
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,907
[laughter]
552
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,742
That's the only way
you win this case tonight.
553
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,177
- That cover the ankle part...
554
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,478
- Yeah.
- 'Cause if we turn
555
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,113
the air conditioner on
the floor in here,
556
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,681
both of them gonna
start sneezing.
557
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,682
- OK?
558
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,451
[laughter]
559
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,120
- I hate to see
cousins this close fighting,
560
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,924
and I hope you guys still
love each other.
561
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,660
After hearing this case,
562
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,994
I'ma settle it right now.
563
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,897
[suspenseful music]
564
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,066
I'm ruling in favor of...
565
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,535
♪ ♪
566
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,237
The plaintiff, Jamal.
567
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:28,274
You two is gonna split this
down the middle, $500,
568
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,343
and I want you to patch up
this relationship.
569
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,678
But Kyle?
570
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,745
- Yes, ma'am?
571
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,647
- I ain't gonna say you did it,
572
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,883
but we know you did it.
573
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,919
[laughter]
574
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,823
And that's not
how you treat family,
575
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,425
'cause that is your first
576
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,360
or second or third
or sixth cousin.
577
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,495
OK?
578
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,163
So I need a dap, a hug.
579
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,265
Come on, Black men,
put this thing back together.
580
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,467
- Yeah, come on.
- Nipple to nipple, baby.
581
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,735
- No, a hug.
582
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,570
- Aww.
- Squeeze him tight.
583
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,906
[applause]
584
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,609
- OK.
Now that settles it.
585
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,610
- Thank you.
- Make sure you're
586
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,011
the one driving, Jamal.
587
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,513
- Absolutely, y'all.
- Thank you.
588
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,549
- Can y'all be easy
on these people?
589
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,217
- They wearing them out.
- They walked in the door,
590
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,785
and you told them
their pants were nut-huggers.
591
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,820
[laughter]
592
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,555
Keep your family close
593
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,891
and your pants closer.
594
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:20,326
[laughter]
595
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:22,896
- He left me stranded.
- She ended up
596
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,464
sleeping with my brother.
597
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,565
[audience oohs]
598
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,034
- Now, had that been the uncle,
599
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,535
that would have been
a little bit of, you know,
600
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,337
break in the family.
601
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,005
It's the brother.
602
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:35,008
- I'm suing my daughter because
I took her to the Bahamas,
603
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,209
and she didn't pay me my money.
604
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,045
- I plan family vacations
all the time,
605
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:39,780
but them suckers pay me.
606
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:42,382
You don't trust nobody,
especially your kids.
607
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,084
[laughter]
608
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,619
So she stole your man
and your purses
609
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,054
and your shoes
and your perfume?
610
00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:48,822
- It was on the Ring cam.
611
00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:50,724
- What?
- If he do it to her,
612
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,025
he gonna do it to you.
613
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,127
Personally, I think
he's a piece of shit.