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- You ain't never met
a judge like me.
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- Your Honor, Your Honor!
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- Shut the hell up, and let me
get this thing together.
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Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.
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I know the inside
of a courtroom.
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I went to jail
for selling cocaine.
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Now here I am, sitting
on this side of the bench.
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- Put my faith in your hands.
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- I ain't God.
I don't love you.
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These are real cases
with real money on the line.
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What you do with the $5,000?
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- I-I'll let you know.
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- Well, I'm here.
Let me know.
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- Let's just wrap this up
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'cause I'm getting
very irritated.
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- You keep running your mouth,
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you ain't gonna get nothing.
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Court is now in session.
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Baby, don't do me, do Jesus,
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'cause He got
more patience with you, okay?
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[gavel bangs]
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- She's an ex-drug
dealer who's been
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a plaintiff and a defendant.
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Now she's America's
favorite judge.
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All rise
for the Honorable Ms. Pat.
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[dramatic music]
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- Garrianna, why are
you not standing?
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- Who voted you
America's favorite judge?
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I would like to see
the report before I stand.
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[laughter]
- You all sit down.
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Okay, bailiff,
start bailiffing.
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- This is the case
of Flores vs. Destime.
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- Plaintiff Rich Flores
is suing his best friend
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and roommate, Rego Destime...
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- Oh, he guilty.
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- For $250 to soundproof his
room and buy new clothes.
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Rich claims that Rego
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is having wild, loud sex
every night,
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and it's affecting his sleep.
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On top of that, Rego gives
the women Rich's clothes
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to wear when the deed is done.
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Defendant Rego Destime
says Rich is just jealous,
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and the situation
isn't that bad.
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- So help you God?
- Okay, this is my jury.
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And, jury, your opinions
are like eviction notice,
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I just might ignore them, okay?
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[laughter]
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So, Rich Flores, that's you?
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- Hi, Your Honor.
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- Hi.
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Is that you, sir?
- Yes, ma'am.
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- Rego Destime?
- How are you?
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- Is that you?
- Yes, it is.
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- You got any relation
to the Black Panther?
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- Yeah, I knew it.
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Wakanda Forever.
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- Wakanda Forever.
- Yeah.
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- Rich, tell me
why you're here.
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- Today I'm suing
my best friend for $250
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because he's a ho.
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- Damn, T'Challa.
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[laughter]
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- I've known Rego
six, seven years.
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Ever since we
moved in together,
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he's been having
a girl every night.
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- Oh.
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- [laughs]
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- I'm tired of the noises.
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So I'm suing him for just
soundproofing my room.
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[laughter]
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- So Black Panther is always
getting the kitty, that's it?
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, Rego, what
do you have to say?
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- Well, Your Honor,
I think that he's
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completely overexaggerating.
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- You look tired
now, but keep going.
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- Yeah, we had
a long night last night.
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- I can tell.
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- He's suing me
because he's jealous.
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- What is he jealous for?
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- Because he ain't
get no kitty cat.
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- Got it.
- That's what it is.
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- Listen--
- Got it.
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Yeah.
- Okay.
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Okay, it says you have an issue
here, Flores, with clothes.
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- Yes.
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I've came into the conclusion
that he's been giving
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my clothes to the females.
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- Why are you giving
your girls his clothes?
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- Because I do all the laundry,
and sometimes, you know,
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the clothes get mixed up.
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It's a pair of shorts.
They need--
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- But y'all don't
wear the same size.
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- We don't wear the same size.
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You see the build--
me compared to you.
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- Mmm.
Mmm.
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- Oh, I get it.
So the girls--
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- I'm Fat Joe,
and you literally...
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- No. No.
- Ja Rule.
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- Shut your [bleep]-blocking
ass up.
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- Thank you.
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- Why don't you give
them your clothes?
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- I give them my clothes, too.
They can have whatever.
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It's just making a woman feel
nice and comfortable,
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but sometimes--
- In my stuff.
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- If I don't have--
- In my stuff.
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- If I don't have it, then, you
know, I'm doing the laundry,
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I just get it out
the laundry basket,
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and then I just
give it to them.
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- How late is the sex
activities going that you
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hear moaning and groaning?
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Because I know--I've been
at a hotel room,
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and I've heard
people getting it on before.
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- I think--
It goes on for hours.
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- He's like a rabbit.
He don't stop.
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He just keep on going.
- Okay, he don't stop.
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- Okay.
Well, how close is y'all room?
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- I got evidence to show.
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- Okay, let me see
the evidence, baby.
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- Oh, wow.
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- Y'all really next door.
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[laughter]
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Y'all might as well
have bunk beds.
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So, Rich, tell me how loud is
it, on a scale of one to ten.
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- 40.
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- No.
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Stop it, bro.
Stop it.
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It's not that loud.
You go to sleep at 10:00.
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Like, we're in our
early 20s, man.
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You're over here
living like a grandpa.
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- Rich, what is
your work schedule?
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- My work schedule is from
9:00 to sometimes 8:00.
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- So do you rather for him
to do it when you're at work?
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What the hell was that?
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[laughter]
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I see why ain't nobody
giving you no [bleep].
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[laughter]
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- Wow.
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- All right, jury, please
tell me what y'all think.
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- Sorry, I just--you know, I'm
trying to just take it all in.
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How you feel about cougars
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because I'm trying to get
into the rotation,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Baby, because if you let
me in there, he going
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to hear you screaming, okay?
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Because I'm ready to get it on.
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Like, come on.
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- You got three
kids older than him.
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Stop it.
- Call me.
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- I'm going to keep
it real with you.
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If you know he's a wild-sex
person,
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If you know he's a wild-sex
person,
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all you got to do is leave.
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Or you could put
on some headphones.
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- [chuckles]
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- But I think you wanted
to hear him having sex
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so you can get upset because
you wasn't getting none.
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Rego?
- Yes, ma'am.
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- You know, you got
a roommate,
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and you got to respect
your roommate.
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You can't have the
music playing loud,
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the sex playing loud.
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It ain't right.
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I mean, be considerate.
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You just up here letting
them scream in the other room
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while you having fun.
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He over there eating
Doritos and peanut butter.
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It don't come to him
like it comes to you.
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So be considerate.
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- You're right, miss.
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- This case, I'm going
to settle it right now.
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[suspenseful music]
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And I'm ruling in favor of...
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♪ ♪
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The defendant, Rego.
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- What the--
- Thank you, Your Honor.
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- Y'all are roommates, and
roommates do roommate stuff.
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If he wants to
soundproof his room,
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he need to hang a blanket
up there to the door
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like we used to
when we was kids.
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This case is closed,
and I've settled it.
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- I think
it's because y'all think
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he looks like Black Panther,
that's why.
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- You are dismissed.
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- Man, [bleep] this bullshit.
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- You judged that one, Judge.
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That was judging.
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- Well, I appreciate it that.
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- You made the right decision.
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- Did you get a phone number?
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- He going to call me, I know.
Whew, next case. I'm hot.
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- I'm suing my sister, Jamie.
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The bank of Dominique
is officially closed.
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- I had to get my lip filled.
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- Your sister could have hit
you in the mouth for free.
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[laughter]
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- All right, jury, y'all going
to help me out with this case?
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- I got you.
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- We got you.
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- I'll do my best.
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- Bailiff, let's get
this thing started.
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- This is a case of
Beckham vs. Clemens.
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You may now enter.
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- Plaintiff Dominique Beckham
is suing her older sister,
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Jamie, for $3,020
for charges made
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on a credit card
she added Jamie to
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for emergency
purposes only.
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However,
defendant Jamie Clemens
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says the lip fillers and
vacation items she purchased
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were for an emergency
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and she owes
her little sister nothing.
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- Dominique, tell me
why you're here today.
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- I'm suing my sister,
Jamie, for $3,020.
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I added her as an authorized
user on one of my credit cards
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for emergency situations.
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You know, like if something
happens with the car
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or the kids need something.
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And she just got crazy
with the expenses.
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So I need to let her know
that the bank of Dominique
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is officially closed and
she owes me my money back.
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- All right Jamie, tell
me your side of the story.
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- Well, what she said is true.
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She added me as
an authorized user on her card
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and gave me permission to use
the card for emergencies only.
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But I had an emergency,
so I used the card.
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- What was your emergency?
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- My boo flew me out,
so I had to get ready to go.
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[audience ooh, laughter]
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- Dominique, why did you
agree to help her out?
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- My sister doesn't
have the best history
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of being responsible.
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Like, she just has bad credit.
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So I was like, okay,
well, I'll add her
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as an authorized user
on one of my cards
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to help her build up
her credit.
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She's a single mom.
She has two kids.
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And she sometimes needs
a little bit of extra help,
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like, obviously,
with bills, groceries,
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like, stuff like that.
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So I was like, okay, I'm fine
with you using the card
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for emergency situations.
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But I thought that was pretty
clear what an emergency was.
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- Dominique, how did
you find out your sister
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was on a spending spree?
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- So I was getting a lot of,
like, alerts about charges.
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Like, I was checking
my account,
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because I diligently check
my account anyways.
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But then I see a charge
that's in the Bahamas.
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- Mm.
[audience oohs]
250
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- And I'm like,
what is going on?
251
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So then I get on Instagram,
252
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and I see her posting all these
videos and stuff of her
253
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in the Bahamas.
254
00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,084
- Do you have those
videos, Dominique?
255
00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,919
- Yes.
- Bailiff, where's the remote?
256
00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,087
Let's see this.
257
00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,522
- Are you taking
a video of me?
258
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,890
- Yeah.
- Wow.
259
00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,525
- Well, you having a good time.
260
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,927
I used to be in shape
like that back in the day.
261
00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:49,696
Look at you out
there on the Bahamas
262
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:54,267
with no kids and somebody
else's credit card.
263
00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,768
Baby, how much
money did you spend
264
00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:57,704
getting ready for this
trip that your man
265
00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,739
supposed to flown you out for?
266
00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,441
- $3,000.
267
00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:02,842
[all oohing]
268
00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:04,344
- It was $3,020.
269
00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,845
- But I was going
to pay it back.
270
00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,281
- You spent $3,020 on what?
271
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,317
You barely had on any panties.
272
00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:12,952
- I had to get my lip filled.
273
00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:15,154
I had to get my hair
done, my nails done.
274
00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:17,190
I needed a bathing suit.
275
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,759
- I just want to know what did
the boy pay that flew you out?
276
00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:22,262
Did he pay for anything?
277
00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,930
How you get flewed
out and you out there
278
00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,398
running up a card, girl?
279
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,534
You ain't using it right.
280
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,169
[laughter]
281
00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:32,005
- I have some evidence
right here.
282
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,774
- Let me have them, bailiff.
283
00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,142
- Mm.
284
00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:39,579
The Bahamas trip was $1,240?
285
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,381
Cosmetic lip filler?
286
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:44,784
You paid $650 to get somebody--
287
00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,052
- Give her lips
she already has.
288
00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,520
- I mean, your sister
could have hit you
289
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,855
in the mouth for free.
290
00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,757
[laughter]
291
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,358
- $50 to wax you?
292
00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:53,526
What did you wax at?
293
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,194
- I had to wax all of this.
294
00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:59,432
- But you know Nair
would have been, like, $7?
295
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,034
- But it burn.
- It do.
296
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,468
I don't use Nair.
297
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:06,873
- Well, she ain't got no money,
so it should burn.
298
00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,475
When you got the alert on
your card, what did you do?
299
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,911
- I just--honestly,
I got pissed off.
300
00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:14,714
It was one thing to just, like,
do a little bit here and there,
301
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,516
but it's like
she just, like, went crazy
302
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,517
all of a sudden.
303
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,419
And so I just cut it off.
304
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,088
- So where was you at when
her card got declined?
305
00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,223
- I was in a department store
buying a bag.
306
00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:25,792
- Oh.
- Buying a bag?
307
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,961
- A designer bag.
- Oh, hell, no.
308
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,029
- For real?
309
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:31,331
- Before or after the trip?
310
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,600
- After the trip.
- This is after.
311
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,934
- She cut it off when
I was in the middle
312
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:38,304
of the shopping at the store.
313
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,707
- Girl, you mad because she
cut you off from her card.
314
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,109
You got a lot of nerve
to be that small.
315
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,611
- Thank you.
316
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,979
- Let me ask you
something, Jamie.
317
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,380
Did you have any intention
of paying her back?
318
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,681
- I'm going to pay her back.
319
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,249
I told her I'm still
going to pay her back.
320
00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:51,484
- And how long have this been?
321
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,752
- Months.
322
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:55,254
- You know how
a credit card work, right?
323
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:58,424
You put it on a bill, you
got 30 days to pay it back.
324
00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,059
So I don't think you
going to pay her back.
325
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,928
- I am.
She just being dramatic.
326
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,363
- Wow.
All right.
327
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,732
- I just want my money back,
to be completely honest.
328
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,667
- Jury, y'all hearing
what I'm hearing?
329
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,402
- Oh, we're hearing you
loud and clear, Judge.
330
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,737
- Baby, you don't
need a sister,
331
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,005
you need a sugar daddy.
332
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,539
- She has a sugar daddy,
and it's her sister.
333
00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:15,541
- That--Hey.
334
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,877
- In fact, I think you need
to teach Dominique a lesson.
335
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:20,413
She's a very nice person,
but she's enabling her,
336
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,981
and she needs to
pay the stupid tax
337
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,650
so she never does this again.
338
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,418
- Oh, is there something
called a stupid tax?
339
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,000
- Yeah. Giving your sister
a credit card without a limit.
340
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:28,121
- Yeah. Giving your sister
a credit card without a limit.
341
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:32,659
- Ooh.
That sounds like a white law.
342
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,227
Well, I've heard enough.
343
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:38,264
Let me settle
this once and for all.
344
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,233
I'm ruling in favor of...
345
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,268
[suspenseful music]
346
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,837
The plaintiff, Dominique.
347
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:48,007
Jamie is going to
give you $3,020.
348
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,143
And I want this to be
a learning lesson to you.
349
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,212
Don't you ever in your life
allow anybody
350
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,515
to be an authorized
user on your card
351
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,383
that you're not
willing to kill.
352
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,651
- Yes, Judge.
353
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,853
- Grow up. Don't let her
walk all over you.
354
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:04,190
I can tell right now y'all
got two different daddies.
355
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,625
Her daddy in jail.
356
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,594
Your daddy read Malcolm X.
357
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,096
[gavel bangs]
358
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:13,066
Get on out of here
with that biz. Go on.
359
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,534
Let me ask y'all something.
360
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,135
Y'all have had a family member
that mooch off y'all?
361
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:17,670
You gave then money?
362
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,871
- I just go with, you me money
363
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:20,640
and you don't want
to pay me back,
364
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,076
then my friendship is
more valuable than the money,
365
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,777
so keep the change
and never call me again.
366
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:28,815
- Okay.
Well, can I borrow $3,500?
367
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:29,949
- I'm a social-media
influencer.
368
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,118
Kim made me miss
$2,000 in one night.
369
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,386
- What are you doing
in these videos?
370
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,887
- When I go live,
I just cuss people out.
371
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:35,888
- Come on.
372
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:39,125
- You ashy-face [bleep].
373
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,728
Black ass Abraham Lincoln.
374
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,499
- How you doing, jury?
375
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,802
- Great.
- I'm doing well, gangster.
376
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:49,969
- What'd she say?
377
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,438
- I said I'm doing
well, Your Honor.
378
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,472
- Oh, okay.
379
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,077
- Let's go.
380
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,311
- Okay.
381
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,647
- This is the case
of Cox vs. Briole.
382
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,016
- Plaintiff Moses Cox
is suing his girlfriend
383
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,019
and brand manager,
Kim, for $1,000 he says
384
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,854
she caused him to
lose by stopping
385
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,389
him from going to do a gig.
386
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,858
He says her girlfriend
side is interfering
387
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,426
with her manager side,
388
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,829
and both sides should have let
him get to the bag.
389
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,264
Defendant Kim Briole
says her boyfriend
390
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,333
treats her as less
of a brand manager
391
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,035
and more of a free babysitter.
392
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:26,172
And she's countersuing Moses
for $2,000 for unpaid work
393
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,074
as his house manager as well.
394
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,876
- All right, Moses, tell
me why we're here today.
395
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,411
- I'm a social-media
influencer.
396
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,513
I have seven million
followers across platforms.
397
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,483
And I am suing my
girlfriend/brand manager,
398
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,385
Kim Briole, for $1,000,
399
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,387
because I missed out
on an opportunity
400
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,722
with John Moss LOL--he's
a social-media influencer
401
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,724
as well with seven million
followers across platforms.
402
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,127
Whenever we get together,
we make a lot of money.
403
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,928
The last time we got
together, over six figures
404
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,296
in about three months.
405
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,432
Kim made me miss out on
an opportunity with John,
406
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,001
where he made
$2,000 in one night.
407
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,269
- Shit.
408
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,937
- Do you think his stuff
go viral because he
409
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,839
looks like a young Malcolm X?
410
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,543
[laughter]
411
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,044
- I'm here to get my money,
412
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,813
because the girlfriend
version of her
413
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,082
got in the way of the
brand-manager version of her.
414
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,350
- How long y'all been together?
415
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,252
- So it was 10 months
of best friendship
416
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,687
that grew into
"I think I like you."
417
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,889
- So what do you do?
418
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,590
- I post fact videos,
comedy videos.
419
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,092
- What is a fat video?
420
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,260
- Facts about men
versus women--
421
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,261
- Oh, "facts."
422
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,395
I thought you said "fat."
423
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,197
- Oh, no, facts.
- Oh.
424
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,332
I thought you just
naked on social media.
425
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,667
- Nah.
426
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,169
- How much money do you
make for doing that?
427
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,971
- You can make
upwards of $3,500 a month,
428
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,073
anywhere up
to $10,000 a month.
429
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:38,044
- And you trying to take
that nice lady for a grand?
430
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,279
- Yes.
431
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,714
- How did she make
you miss the event?
432
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,883
- Kim here, she was actually
watching the kids for me
433
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,385
during that trip when
I was on to Virginia.
434
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,920
- Mm-hmm.
435
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,822
- I asked her, can you watch
the kids just one more day?
436
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,457
She said no.
- What kids?
437
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,425
- First of all, how
many kids involved?
438
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,993
- Two.
439
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,361
- Both they yours, not with
her, because y'all only known
440
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,396
each other for two months.
- Yeah.
441
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,697
- Unless you have--
442
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,065
- No, we only been
dating for two months.
443
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,834
- Yeah, we've only been
dating for two months.
444
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,168
- Okay. Can I see your videos?
- Yes.
445
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,870
I actually submitted
it to the court.
446
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,105
Facts about women that
you may or may not know.
447
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:09,342
A whopping 2% of all
women have 3 nipples.
448
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,045
That means there
are 74.6 million
449
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,913
women who got three nips.
450
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,584
- Did you shoot those
on the way here?
451
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,053
- He got seven million
with that bullshit?
452
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,824
- All right, Kim, tell me your
side of the story, sweetheart.
453
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,160
- I don't intend to
pay this man anything.
454
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,761
- Oh.
455
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,031
- I am his brand manager,
as well as his girlfriend.
456
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,067
I make 20% of everything
that he makes,
457
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,135
so why would
I not want him to make money?
458
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,670
That doesn't make sense.
459
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:41,007
But what he doesn't understand
is that TikTok, I get it--
460
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:43,176
that is money,
but it's not real life.
461
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,644
And there are
kids at the house.
462
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,145
There's groceries
that need to be got.
463
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,081
There are things that need
to happen at the house.
464
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,083
And when he told me he
was going to be home,
465
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,185
I need him to come
home when he said
466
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,586
he was going to come home.
467
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,656
So I'm actually going to
countersue for $2,000
468
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,826
for all of the work that I have
put in taking care of the kids,
469
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:00,994
taking care of the house,
470
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,662
and the things
that I buy for the house
471
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,298
that he won't buy himself
with my 20%.
472
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,000
- Do you pay her
her 20% on time?
473
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,402
- Oh, I pay her half.
474
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,238
I pay her 50%.
- Sometimes.
475
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,307
[audience oohs]
476
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,109
- Who is this
collaborator with you?
477
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,044
- This is my witness, John,
one of my good friends.
478
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,379
- Come on, John.
479
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,316
- Now, he look smart.
He don't look that smart.
480
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,319
- State your name
for the court.
481
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,320
- Jonathan Moss.
482
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,656
- Are you Amish?
- No, ma'am.
483
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,391
- Okay.
484
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,726
So, tell me, how do
you know Moses Cox?
485
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,329
- We create content and
make money together.
486
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,498
- How much money did you
end up making on a night
487
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,901
that he's accusing
Ms. Kim Briole
488
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,202
in missing out on money?
489
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,704
- $2,000.13.
490
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,339
- And how many people
watched the video?
491
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,107
- 642,000.
492
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,342
- What?
493
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,044
- I told you, that boy smart.
- Dang.
494
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,112
- Can y'all help me
with my OnlyFans?
495
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,414
- I got you.
I can help you with that.
496
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,715
- Okay.
497
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,617
- So what do you do in
these videos, John John?
498
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,385
- When I go live,
I just cuss people out.
499
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,954
- Well, let me--do me.
Do me.
500
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,555
- I hope your tampons
don't fit right.
501
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,557
- Whoa.
- Come on.
502
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,392
- You ashy-face [bleep].
503
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,961
Your glasses are cloudy.
504
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,495
- Oh, this is back and forth?
This is back and forth?
505
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,663
- Yes.
- Oh. Okay. Okay.
506
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,798
Hold on.
507
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,400
- Come on,
you leopard-chin [bleep].
508
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,936
Black-ass Abraham Lincoln.
509
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,271
Is that how he get paid?
510
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,373
Well, [bleep].
I quit, BET.
511
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,409
[laughter]
512
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,715
- Plaintiff Moses Cox
is suing his girlfriend
513
00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,483
and brand manager, Kim Briole,
514
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,652
for $1,000 he claims
he lost out on
515
00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:33,087
when she couldn't watch
his kids.
516
00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:35,622
Defendant Kim Briole
is countersuing Moses
517
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,792
for $2,000 for taking
advantage of her support.
518
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:42,329
Ms. Pat is looking to settle
this social-media dilemma
519
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,499
before this couple
loses followers.
520
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:46,900
- All right, jury, come on,
help me out with this.
521
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,035
Mona.
522
00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:49,470
- Y'all been
together two months.
523
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:52,005
This [bleep] already sued you,
so I would wrap that up.
524
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,540
That's pretty much it.
525
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,809
- Okay, Mr. Cox, would you
like to say anything
526
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,544
before I go
and make my decision?
527
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,514
- Yes. Kim Briole owes me that
$1,000, regardless,
528
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,716
Because that brand-manager
version of her
529
00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:04,485
is not winning out to
the girlfriend version.
530
00:18:04,485 --> 00:18:06,887
I need to make sure that
I stay on these opportunities,
531
00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:08,522
because, especially
collaborating
532
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:11,191
with other influencers, that
big, big, huge potential.
533
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,593
She needs to get
with the program.
534
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:13,961
I need my money.
535
00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:16,163
- Ms. Kim, you have
any last, final words
536
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,664
before I go and make
my decision?
537
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,167
- Yes, I do. I think that it's
quite audacious
538
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,669
that he's even here
suing me for this.
539
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,038
I think that if I took the
time to tally up everything
540
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,841
that I've done for him
professionally, personally,
541
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,777
things that I purchased
for the house, et cetera,
542
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,745
it would well exceed $2,000.
543
00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:33,447
That's why I'm
countersuing for $2,000,
544
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:35,716
because he clearly doesn't
understand the value
545
00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:37,017
that I bring to the table.
546
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:38,519
- So, after hearing everything,
547
00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:40,020
I'm going to settle it
right now.
548
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:42,289
[suspenseful music]
549
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,658
I'm going to rule
in favor of...
550
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:47,528
♪ ♪
551
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,530
The defendant, Kim.
552
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,465
Moses, let me tell
you something.
553
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,967
You in the business where
things are going to come up.
554
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,070
As big as your career get,
family has to come first.
555
00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:00,407
[applause]
556
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,775
- Thank you.
557
00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:04,578
- But, Kim, I'm throwing
out your countersuit.
558
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,013
- Okay.
559
00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:08,382
- Figure out your boundaries
and make him respect you.
560
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,551
All right, get out of my
courtroom--that settles it.
561
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:11,785
[gavel bangs]
562
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:13,086
- See you on TikTok.
563
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,621
Let me know if you're
taking new clients.
564
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,657
- If you want to, you can go
and post "The Ms. Pat Show."
565
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:19,126
It's the best TV show
you ever seen.
566
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:20,160
- I got you.
567
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,862
- [laughing]
568
00:19:22,564 --> 00:19:24,265
- Did Mr. Miller tell you
569
00:19:24,265 --> 00:19:25,934
you going to have to pay
for your wig?
570
00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:27,235
- I'm not finna pay for no wig.
571
00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:28,870
All the followers I got,
baby, I'm helping you.
572
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,338
- Wow.
- Ah.
573
00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:31,773
[audience murmurs]
574
00:19:31,773 --> 00:19:33,975
- I'm here today suing
Trey Products for a video
575
00:19:33,975 --> 00:19:35,543
that we shot that
I've never seen.
576
00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:37,145
- I'm going to just take it
as a lesson learned not to mix
577
00:19:37,145 --> 00:19:38,346
business with friendship.
578
00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:41,182
- Even Elon Moose
sold his mama a car.
579
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:43,084
- Moose?
- Who's Elon Moose?
580
00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:44,552
[laughter]
581
00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:46,955
- I'm the little sister.
582
00:19:46,955 --> 00:19:48,022
- Did you agree
to pay her back?
583
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,023
- Yes.
584
00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:50,525
- Don't nobody owe you nothing.
585
00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:53,261
Had you taken my money,
I'd have cracked your head.
586
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:54,262
[gavel bangs]