- You ain't never met a judge like me.
- Your Honor, Your Honor!
- Shut the hell up, and let me get this thing together.
Hey, y'all. I'm Ms. Pat.
I know the inside of a courtroom.
I went to jail for selling cocaine.
Now here I am, sitting on this side of the bench.
- Put my faith in your hands.
- I ain't God. I don't love you.
These are real cases with real money on the line.
What you do with the $5,000?
- I-I'll let you know.
- Well, I'm here. Let me know.
- Let's just wrap this up
'cause I'm getting very irritated.
- You keep running your mouth,
you ain't gonna get nothing.
Court is now in session.
Baby, don't do me, do Jesus,
'cause He got more patience with you, okay?
[gavel bangs]
- She's an ex-drug dealer who's been
a plaintiff and a defendant.
Now she's America's favorite judge.
All rise for the Honorable Ms. Pat.
[dramatic music]
- Garrianna, why are you not standing?
- Who voted you America's favorite judge?
I would like to see the report before I stand.
[laughter] - You all sit down.
Okay, bailiff, start bailiffing.
- This is the case of Flores vs. Destime.
- Plaintiff Rich Flores is suing his best friend
and roommate, Rego Destime...
- Oh, he guilty.
- For $250 to soundproof his room and buy new clothes.
Rich claims that Rego
is having wild, loud sex every night,
and it's affecting his sleep.
On top of that, Rego gives the women Rich's clothes
to wear when the deed is done.
Defendant Rego Destime says Rich is just jealous,
and the situation isn't that bad.
- So help you God? - Okay, this is my jury.
And, jury, your opinions are like eviction notice,
I just might ignore them, okay?
[laughter]
So, Rich Flores, that's you?
- Hi, Your Honor.
- Hi.
Is that you, sir? - Yes, ma'am.
- Rego Destime? - How are you?
- Is that you? - Yes, it is.
- You got any relation to the Black Panther?
- Yeah, I knew it.
Wakanda Forever.
- Wakanda Forever. - Yeah.
- Rich, tell me why you're here.
- Today I'm suing my best friend for $250
because he's a ho.
- Damn, T'Challa.
[laughter]
- I've known Rego six, seven years.
Ever since we moved in together,
he's been having a girl every night.
- Oh.
- [laughs]
- I'm tired of the noises.
So I'm suing him for just soundproofing my room.
[laughter]
- So Black Panther is always getting the kitty, that's it?
- Yeah.
- Okay, Rego, what do you have to say?
- Well, Your Honor, I think that he's
completely overexaggerating.
- You look tired now, but keep going.
- Yeah, we had a long night last night.
- I can tell.
- He's suing me because he's jealous.
- What is he jealous for?
- Because he ain't get no kitty cat.
- Got it. - That's what it is.
- Listen-- - Got it.
Yeah. - Okay.
Okay, it says you have an issue here, Flores, with clothes.
- Yes.
I've came into the conclusion that he's been giving
my clothes to the females.
- Why are you giving your girls his clothes?
- Because I do all the laundry, and sometimes, you know,
the clothes get mixed up.
It's a pair of shorts. They need--
- But y'all don't wear the same size.
- We don't wear the same size.
You see the build-- me compared to you.
- Mmm. Mmm.
- Oh, I get it. So the girls--
- I'm Fat Joe, and you literally...
- No. No. - Ja Rule.
- Shut your [bleep]-blocking ass up.
- Thank you.
- Why don't you give them your clothes?
- I give them my clothes, too. They can have whatever.
It's just making a woman feel nice and comfortable,
but sometimes-- - In my stuff.
- If I don't have-- - In my stuff.
- If I don't have it, then, you know, I'm doing the laundry,
I just get it out the laundry basket,
and then I just give it to them.
- How late is the sex activities going that you
hear moaning and groaning?
Because I know--I've been at a hotel room,
and I've heard people getting it on before.
- I think-- It goes on for hours.
- He's like a rabbit. He don't stop.
He just keep on going. - Okay, he don't stop.
- Okay. Well, how close is y'all room?
- I got evidence to show.
- Okay, let me see the evidence, baby.
- Oh, wow.
- Y'all really next door.
[laughter]
Y'all might as well have bunk beds.
So, Rich, tell me how loud is it, on a scale of one to ten.
- 40.
- No.
Stop it, bro. Stop it.
It's not that loud. You go to sleep at 10:00.
Like, we're in our early 20s, man.
You're over here living like a grandpa.
- Rich, what is your work schedule?
- My work schedule is from 9:00 to sometimes 8:00.
- So do you rather for him to do it when you're at work?
What the hell was that?
[laughter]
I see why ain't nobody giving you no [bleep].
[laughter]
- Wow.
- All right, jury, please tell me what y'all think.
- Sorry, I just--you know, I'm trying to just take it all in.
How you feel about cougars
because I'm trying to get into the rotation,
you know what I'm saying?
Baby, because if you let me in there, he going
to hear you screaming, okay?
Because I'm ready to get it on.
Like, come on.
- You got three kids older than him.
Stop it. - Call me.
- I'm going to keep it real with you.
If you know he's a wild-sex person,
all you got to do is leave.
Or you could put on some headphones.
- [chuckles]
- But I think you wanted to hear him having sex
so you can get upset because you wasn't getting none.
Rego? - Yes, ma'am.
- You know, you got a roommate,
and you got to respect your roommate.
You can't have the music playing loud,
the sex playing loud.
It ain't right.
I mean, be considerate.
You just up here letting them scream in the other room
while you having fun.
He over there eating Doritos and peanut butter.
It don't come to him like it comes to you.
So be considerate.
- You're right, miss.
- This case, I'm going to settle it right now.
[suspenseful music]
And I'm ruling in favor of...
♪ ♪
The defendant, Rego.
- What the-- - Thank you, Your Honor.
- Y'all are roommates, and roommates do roommate stuff.
If he wants to soundproof his room,
he need to hang a blanket up there to the door
like we used to when we was kids.
This case is closed, and I've settled it.
- I think it's because y'all think
he looks like Black Panther, that's why.
- You are dismissed.
- Man, [bleep] this bullshit.
- You judged that one, Judge.
That was judging.
- Well, I appreciate it that.
- You made the right decision.
- Did you get a phone number?
- He going to call me, I know. Whew, next case. I'm hot.
- I'm suing my sister, Jamie.
The bank of Dominique is officially closed.
- I had to get my lip filled.
- Your sister could have hit you in the mouth for free.
[laughter]
- All right, jury, y'all going to help me out with this case?
- I got you.
- We got you.
- I'll do my best.
- Bailiff, let's get this thing started.
- This is a case of Beckham vs. Clemens.
You may now enter.
- Plaintiff Dominique Beckham is suing her older sister,
Jamie, for $3,020 for charges made
on a credit card she added Jamie to
for emergency purposes only.
However, defendant Jamie Clemens
says the lip fillers and vacation items she purchased
were for an emergency
and she owes her little sister nothing.
- Dominique, tell me why you're here today.
- I'm suing my sister, Jamie, for $3,020.
I added her as an authorized user on one of my credit cards
for emergency situations.
You know, like if something happens with the car
or the kids need something.
And she just got crazy with the expenses.
So I need to let her know that the bank of Dominique
is officially closed and she owes me my money back.
- All right Jamie, tell me your side of the story.
- Well, what she said is true.
She added me as an authorized user on her card
and gave me permission to use the card for emergencies only.
But I had an emergency, so I used the card.
- What was your emergency?
- My boo flew me out, so I had to get ready to go.
[audience ooh, laughter]
- Dominique, why did you agree to help her out?
- My sister doesn't have the best history
of being responsible.
Like, she just has bad credit.
So I was like, okay, well, I'll add her
as an authorized user on one of my cards
to help her build up her credit.
She's a single mom. She has two kids.
And she sometimes needs a little bit of extra help,
like, obviously, with bills, groceries,
like, stuff like that.
So I was like, okay, I'm fine with you using the card
for emergency situations.
But I thought that was pretty clear what an emergency was.
- Dominique, how did you find out your sister
was on a spending spree?
- So I was getting a lot of, like, alerts about charges.
Like, I was checking my account,
because I diligently check my account anyways.
But then I see a charge that's in the Bahamas.
- Mm. [audience oohs]
- And I'm like, what is going on?
So then I get on Instagram,
and I see her posting all these videos and stuff of her
in the Bahamas.
- Do you have those videos, Dominique?
- Yes. - Bailiff, where's the remote?
Let's see this.
- Are you taking a video of me?
- Yeah. - Wow.
- Well, you having a good time.
I used to be in shape like that back in the day.
Look at you out there on the Bahamas
with no kids and somebody else's credit card.
Baby, how much money did you spend
getting ready for this trip that your man
supposed to flown you out for?
- $3,000.
[all oohing]
- It was $3,020.
- But I was going to pay it back.
- You spent $3,020 on what?
You barely had on any panties.
- I had to get my lip filled.
I had to get my hair done, my nails done.
I needed a bathing suit.
- I just want to know what did the boy pay that flew you out?
Did he pay for anything?
How you get flewed out and you out there
running up a card, girl?
You ain't using it right.
[laughter]
- I have some evidence right here.
- Let me have them, bailiff.
- Mm.
The Bahamas trip was $1,240?
Cosmetic lip filler?
You paid $650 to get somebody--
- Give her lips she already has.
- I mean, your sister could have hit you
in the mouth for free.
[laughter]
- $50 to wax you?
What did you wax at?
- I had to wax all of this.
- But you know Nair would have been, like, $7?
- But it burn. - It do.
I don't use Nair.
- Well, she ain't got no money, so it should burn.
When you got the alert on your card, what did you do?
- I just--honestly, I got pissed off.
It was one thing to just, like, do a little bit here and there,
but it's like she just, like, went crazy
all of a sudden.
And so I just cut it off.
- So where was you at when her card got declined?
- I was in a department store buying a bag.
- Oh. - Buying a bag?
- A designer bag. - Oh, hell, no.
- For real?
- Before or after the trip?
- After the trip. - This is after.
- She cut it off when I was in the middle
of the shopping at the store.
- Girl, you mad because she cut you off from her card.
You got a lot of nerve to be that small.
- Thank you.
- Let me ask you something, Jamie.
Did you have any intention of paying her back?
- I'm going to pay her back.
I told her I'm still going to pay her back.
- And how long have this been?
- Months.
- You know how a credit card work, right?
You put it on a bill, you got 30 days to pay it back.
So I don't think you going to pay her back.
- I am. She just being dramatic.
- Wow. All right.
- I just want my money back, to be completely honest.
- Jury, y'all hearing what I'm hearing?
- Oh, we're hearing you loud and clear, Judge.
- Baby, you don't need a sister,
you need a sugar daddy.
- She has a sugar daddy, and it's her sister.
- That--Hey.
- In fact, I think you need to teach Dominique a lesson.
She's a very nice person, but she's enabling her,
and she needs to pay the stupid tax
so she never does this again.
- Oh, is there something called a stupid tax?
- Yeah. Giving your sister a credit card without a limit.
- Ooh. That sounds like a white law.
Well, I've heard enough.
Let me settle this once and for all.
I'm ruling in favor of...
[suspenseful music]
The plaintiff, Dominique.
Jamie is going to give you $3,020.
And I want this to be a learning lesson to you.
Don't you ever in your life allow anybody
to be an authorized user on your card
that you're not willing to kill.
- Yes, Judge.
- Grow up. Don't let her walk all over you.
I can tell right now y'all got two different daddies.
Her daddy in jail.
Your daddy read Malcolm X.
[gavel bangs]
Get on out of here with that biz. Go on.
Let me ask y'all something.
Y'all have had a family member that mooch off y'all?
You gave then money?
- I just go with, you me money
and you don't want to pay me back,
then my friendship is more valuable than the money,
so keep the change and never call me again.
- Okay. Well, can I borrow $3,500?
- I'm a social-media influencer.
Kim made me miss $2,000 in one night.
- What are you doing in these videos?
- When I go live, I just cuss people out.
- Come on.
- You ashy-face [bleep].
Black ass Abraham Lincoln.
- How you doing, jury?
- Great. - I'm doing well, gangster.
- What'd she say?
- I said I'm doing well, Your Honor.
- Oh, okay.
- Let's go.
- Okay.
- This is the case of Cox vs. Briole.
- Plaintiff Moses Cox is suing his girlfriend
and brand manager, Kim, for $1,000 he says
she caused him to lose by stopping
him from going to do a gig.
He says her girlfriend side is interfering
with her manager side,
and both sides should have let him get to the bag.
Defendant Kim Briole says her boyfriend
treats her as less of a brand manager
and more of a free babysitter.
And she's countersuing Moses for $2,000 for unpaid work
as his house manager as well.
- All right, Moses, tell me why we're here today.
- I'm a social-media influencer.
I have seven million followers across platforms.
And I am suing my girlfriend/brand manager,
Kim Briole, for $1,000,
because I missed out on an opportunity
with John Moss LOL--he's a social-media influencer
as well with seven million followers across platforms.
Whenever we get together, we make a lot of money.
The last time we got together, over six figures
in about three months.
Kim made me miss out on an opportunity with John,
where he made $2,000 in one night.
- Shit.
- Do you think his stuff go viral because he
looks like a young Malcolm X?
[laughter]
- I'm here to get my money,
because the girlfriend version of her
got in the way of the brand-manager version of her.
- How long y'all been together?
- So it was 10 months of best friendship
that grew into "I think I like you."
- So what do you do?
- I post fact videos, comedy videos.
- What is a fat video?
- Facts about men versus women--
- Oh, "facts."
I thought you said "fat."
- Oh, no, facts. - Oh.
I thought you just naked on social media.
- Nah.
- How much money do you make for doing that?
- You can make upwards of $3,500 a month,
anywhere up to $10,000 a month.
- And you trying to take that nice lady for a grand?
- Yes.
- How did she make you miss the event?
- Kim here, she was actually watching the kids for me
during that trip when I was on to Virginia.
- Mm-hmm.
- I asked her, can you watch the kids just one more day?
She said no. - What kids?
- First of all, how many kids involved?
- Two.
- Both they yours, not with her, because y'all only known
each other for two months. - Yeah.
- Unless you have--
- No, we only been dating for two months.
- Yeah, we've only been dating for two months.
- Okay. Can I see your videos? - Yes.
I actually submitted it to the court.
Facts about women that you may or may not know.
A whopping 2% of all women have 3 nipples.
That means there are 74.6 million
women who got three nips.
- Did you shoot those on the way here?
- He got seven million with that bullshit?
- All right, Kim, tell me your side of the story, sweetheart.
- I don't intend to pay this man anything.
- Oh.
- I am his brand manager, as well as his girlfriend.
I make 20% of everything that he makes,
so why would I not want him to make money?
That doesn't make sense.
But what he doesn't understand is that TikTok, I get it--
that is money, but it's not real life.
And there are kids at the house.
There's groceries that need to be got.
There are things that need to happen at the house.
And when he told me he was going to be home,
I need him to come home when he said
he was going to come home.
So I'm actually going to countersue for $2,000
for all of the work that I have put in taking care of the kids,
taking care of the house,
and the things that I buy for the house
that he won't buy himself with my 20%.
- Do you pay her her 20% on time?
- Oh, I pay her half.
I pay her 50%. - Sometimes.
[audience oohs]
- Who is this collaborator with you?
- This is my witness, John, one of my good friends.
- Come on, John.
- Now, he look smart. He don't look that smart.
- State your name for the court.
- Jonathan Moss.
- Are you Amish? - No, ma'am.
- Okay.
So, tell me, how do you know Moses Cox?
- We create content and make money together.
- How much money did you end up making on a night
that he's accusing Ms. Kim Briole
in missing out on money?
- $2,000.13.
- And how many people watched the video?
- 642,000.
- What?
- I told you, that boy smart. - Dang.
- Can y'all help me with my OnlyFans?
- I got you. I can help you with that.
- Okay.
- So what do you do in these videos, John John?
- When I go live, I just cuss people out.
- Well, let me--do me. Do me.
- I hope your tampons don't fit right.
- Whoa. - Come on.
- You ashy-face [bleep].
Your glasses are cloudy.
- Oh, this is back and forth? This is back and forth?
- Yes. - Oh. Okay. Okay.
Hold on.
- Come on, you leopard-chin [bleep].
Black-ass Abraham Lincoln.
Is that how he get paid?
Well, [bleep]. I quit, BET.
[laughter]
- Plaintiff Moses Cox is suing his girlfriend
and brand manager, Kim Briole,
for $1,000 he claims he lost out on
when she couldn't watch his kids.
Defendant Kim Briole is countersuing Moses
for $2,000 for taking advantage of her support.
Ms. Pat is looking to settle this social-media dilemma
before this couple loses followers.
- All right, jury, come on, help me out with this.
Mona.
- Y'all been together two months.
This [bleep] already sued you, so I would wrap that up.
That's pretty much it.
- Okay, Mr. Cox, would you like to say anything
before I go and make my decision?
- Yes. Kim Briole owes me that $1,000, regardless,
Because that brand-manager version of her
is not winning out to the girlfriend version.
I need to make sure that I stay on these opportunities,
because, especially collaborating
with other influencers, that big, big, huge potential.
She needs to get with the program.
I need my money.
- Ms. Kim, you have any last, final words
before I go and make my decision?
- Yes, I do. I think that it's quite audacious
that he's even here suing me for this.
I think that if I took the time to tally up everything
that I've done for him professionally, personally,
things that I purchased for the house, et cetera,
it would well exceed $2,000.
That's why I'm countersuing for $2,000,
because he clearly doesn't understand the value
that I bring to the table.
- So, after hearing everything,
I'm going to settle it right now.
[suspenseful music]
I'm going to rule in favor of...
♪ ♪
The defendant, Kim.
Moses, let me tell you something.
You in the business where things are going to come up.
As big as your career get, family has to come first.
[applause]
- Thank you.
- But, Kim, I'm throwing out your countersuit.
- Okay.
- Figure out your boundaries and make him respect you.
All right, get out of my courtroom--that settles it.
[gavel bangs]
- See you on TikTok.
Let me know if you're taking new clients.
- If you want to, you can go and post "The Ms. Pat Show."
It's the best TV show you ever seen.
- I got you.
- [laughing]
- Did Mr. Miller tell you
you going to have to pay for your wig?
- I'm not finna pay for no wig.
All the followers I got, baby, I'm helping you.
- Wow. - Ah.
[audience murmurs]
- I'm here today suing Trey Products for a video
that we shot that I've never seen.
- I'm going to just take it as a lesson learned not to mix
business with friendship.
- Even Elon Moose sold his mama a car.
- Moose? - Who's Elon Moose?
[laughter]
- I'm the little sister.
- Did you agree to pay her back?
- Yes.
- Don't nobody owe you nothing.
Had you taken my money, I'd have cracked your head.
[gavel bangs]