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- You ain't never met
a judge like me.
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- Your Honor, Your Honor!
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- Shut the hell up, and let me
get this thing together.
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Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.
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I know the inside
of a courtroom.
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I went to jail
for selling cocaine.
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Now here I am, sitting
on this side of the bench.
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- Put my faith in your hands.
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- I ain't God.
I don't love you.
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These are real cases
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with real money on the line.
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What you do with the $5,000?
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- I-I'll let you know.
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- Well, I'm here.
Let me know.
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- Let's just wrap this up
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'cause I'm getting
very irritated.
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- You keep running your mouth,
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you ain't gonna get nothing.
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Court is now in session.
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Baby, don't do me, do Jesus,
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'cause he got
more patience with you, okay?
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[gavel bangs]
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- Keep your hands inside the
ride and proceed with caution.
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The roller coaster starts now.
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All rise
for The Honorable Ms. Pat.
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[intriguing music]
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- Y'all can have a seat.
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I'm sorry I was late,
but I was called for jury duty.
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[laughter]
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I talked my way out of it.
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I'm like, hey,
I used to sell crack.
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That's how you get out of it.
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Just tell them
you're a convicted felon.
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All right, Bailiff,
let's get it started.
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- This is the case
of Jones versus Brigham.
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- Plaintiff Tiesia Jones is
suing her roommate, Latasha,
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for $500 to compensate
for unpaid rent,
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disgusting parties,
and being a mess.
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- Hello.
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- But defendant Latasha
Brigham believes that Tiesia
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is overreacting
and that roommates
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should share everything,
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even nasty-ass razors.
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- Okay, so ketchup, that's you,
and the mustard, that's you?
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[laughter]
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- Yes, I'll be mustard.
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- Tiesia, tell me
why we're here today.
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- I'm suing my friend for $500
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because she don't pay
her portion of the rent.
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Her portion is 700.
She only give me 300.
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She don't do right.
That's why we here--
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because she take my kindness
for a weakness.
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And then she throws
these parties,
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and it be the next day.
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She don't clean up
after herself.
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She don't buy
cleaning supplies.
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It's trifling.
She even leave condoms on--
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I found condoms on the floor
after her parties.
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- Oh, oh. Uh-uh.
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- Latasha, let me hear
your side of it.
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- First of all,
I do pay my rent on time.
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However, I have been
a little late.
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So why am I here?
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- 'Cause of the late.
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- Oh, the late.
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- Do you work?
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- Yeah, I work.
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I have to pay my bills.
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[laughter]
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- You funny.
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- Did you forget about rent?
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- Not all the time,
Your Honor.
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Like I said, I've been late
a couple of times,
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not all of the time.
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- So what's not
on time for you?
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If the rent is due on the 1st,
how many days are you late?
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- Grace period is the 8th,
my dear.
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- She don't even know
the grace period,
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'cause she don't pay right.
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It's the 3rd, and she
gives it to me on the 5th.
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- It's the battle of the buns.
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- Let's start
from the top of the story.
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So y'all been knowing
each other for 13 years.
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- Yes.
- Yes, ma'am.
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- What's the nastiest thing
she's ever done?
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- Like when I went
to go get a razor
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and realized that
she already used my razor
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and left the hair on there.
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- Booty hair?
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- You know
what kind of hair it was.
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That's why she quiet.
- Do you have any proof?
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- I do.
- Let me see it.
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- You got the hair?
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- Wait--you got a picture
of booty hair, pass it on.
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- Oh, my God.
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Oh, Lord, she done
brought the razor.
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- Ms. Pat, don't touch that.
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- Let the jury see that.
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- Right there, I got it.
Hold on. Hold on, hold on.
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Oh, yeah, that's booty hair.
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That's definitely booty hair.
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- Why is the blade broken?
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- I just got a question.
- Yes, ma'am?
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- Latasha.
- Yes?
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- You're under oath.
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Did you use this razor
on your vagina?
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- Yes, ma'am, I did.
- [groans]
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- So this is your nappy grip
stuck to this razor.
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[laughter]
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- Yes, I used the razor,
Your Honor, and I put it back,
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'cause I thought it was
the right thing to do.
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- What?
- What?
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- It was the funky thing to do.
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- Okay, tell me about this
party she didn't clean up.
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- It was stuff everywhere,
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and when I asked her why she
didn't clean up, and she said,
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I'm being petty.
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If I seen it, pick it up.
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- So how trashed was the place?
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- Oh, it was awful.
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- You got any evidence?
- I do.
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- Let me see it, Bailiff.
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Oh, wow.
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[audience oohing]
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- Ooh.
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- So if it was your party,
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and they left the house
like this,
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it was your responsibility
to clean up, don't you think?
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- It was our responsibility
to clean up.
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It's our house,
'cause we're best friends.
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- Were you at the party?
- Yes.
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- No.
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I was in my room asleep.
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- So she at the party.
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- Oh, that don't count.
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- You see what I'm saying?
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- You don't give
a two-cent crap about nothing.
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- You damn right, Your Honor,
I don't give a damn.
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Because at the end of the day,
she could have helped me.
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We're best friends.
- Contempt.
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- That's what best friends do.
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- You just like mustard.
Nobody want a lot of you.
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- Okay, Jury,
what do you think?
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- Shaving with her razor--
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- Ooh.
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- And you shaved your ass.
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I don't know what she shaved
with the razor.
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You don't, either, right?
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So you double nasty.
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- Well, can I say
something to you?
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- Mm...nope.
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- Mm...nope.
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[laughter]
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- Tiesia, you really need
to get yourself a backbone.
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I don't know how the hell
you've had this girl
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for a roommate
and let her walk on your back.
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You gotta be tougher than that.
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- She's my friend.
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- Baby, she only do
what you let her do.
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People are only gonna treat you
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the way you allow them
to treat you.
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[applause]
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Do you hear me?
- Yes.
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- If she really loved you,
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she wouldn't treat you
that way.
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Latasha, I don't even know
how you could fix your mouth
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to say that you
this girl friend
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when you don't pay your portion
of the rent,
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when you allow her
to go out and work
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and pretty much
just take care of you.
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And let me tell you something.
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You're never gonna find
a friend this stupid again.
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- Oh.
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- 'Cause I can
tell you this today.
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It ain't a damn Tiesia
in this room but that one.
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Either one of y'all
have something
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to say before I settle this?
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- I just hope she starts taking
accountability for her actions
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and this teaches her a lesson.
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- I hope she stop
being a party pooper.
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- She crying.
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- You are so mean.
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- I've heard everything
I need to hear.
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[gavel bangs]
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And I'm gonna rule
in favor of...
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[tense music]
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The plaintiff, Tiesia,
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in the amount of $2,000.
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- That's right.
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[cheers and applause]
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- $500 for cleaning supplies
and the late rent,
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and another $1,500
for putting up with her BS.
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- At least we know your bank
account gonna be clean.
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[laughter]
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- That settles it.
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Okay.
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- Keep your head up, Tiesia.
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[applause]
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- But is that a woman thing?
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Is it all right to use
another woman's razor?
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- Hell no.
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- No.
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- So, yes, I damaged his
vehicle, and I'd do it again.
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- You already going to his
inbox, beating up chicks.
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If you don't trust him,
why are you
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trying to marry him, Torri?
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This is what you gonna get.
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- Hi, Jury.
How y'all doing today?
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- It's happening, Your Honor.
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- Y'all ready to jure?
- We ready to jure.
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[intriguing music]
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- I was asking you, was you
ready to buy me some jurelry.
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- Oh, jewelry.
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- Jure so funny.
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- Buy jure own.
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[laughter]
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- Come on, Bailiff.
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- This is the case
of Cox versus Pratt.
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- Plaintiff Berry Cox is suing
his fiancée, Torri,
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for $1,200 in damages
she caused to his car.
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Berry says she slashed
his tires
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and took a shovel
to the rest of the car,
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all because of social media.
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Defendant Torri Pratt
says that
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if Berry doesn't wanna have
his cars destroyed,
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he needs to keep strange women
out of his DMs.
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If he needs new friends,
he's gonna need a new car too.
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- Mr. Cox, tell me
why we're here today.
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- I'm here today
to sue my fiancée for $1,200
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for damages she did
to my vehicle.
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She slashed my tires out,
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and she wrote bitch
all over it.
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- Bitch?
- Bitch.
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- Okay. All right.
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Torri, you wrote on his car?
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- It's a lot of [bleep]
in the DMs.
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I'm seeing them.
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So, yes, I damaged his vehicle,
and I'd do it again.
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- Ooh.
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- She is a vandal.
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- What did he do to earn
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this beautiful shit
you did to his car?
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- He keep on constantly lying
about the females,
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commenting
on females' pictures.
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When I get that woman
intuition, I go looking,
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and I found it in his phone,
and he lie about it.
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- And what did he say
when you confronted him?
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- Oh, that's nobody.
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We could call them.
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Yeah.
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- So you admit you did
the damage to the car.
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- I admit, but I'm not
paying for anything.
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- Oh, oh.
254
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,765
- So do you have any evidence?
255
00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:53,966
- Yes, I do.
256
00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:55,368
- Bailiff, get that
for me, please.
257
00:08:57,069 --> 00:09:00,373
- Look like one of the kids
did that one.
258
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,843
- So you damaged his car
because you was heartbroken.
259
00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,044
- Yes.
260
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,879
- I used to do
the same exact thing.
261
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:09,048
One time, I slashed
all four of his tires.
262
00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,283
He called the tow truck.
263
00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:13,319
I slashed
the tow-truck tires too.
264
00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:16,422
I was like,
everybody walking today.
265
00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,224
- So how long
y'all been together?
266
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,525
- For four years.
267
00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:22,028
- Do y'all have kids?
- Yes, we have two.
268
00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,096
- Can I ask you
why you cheating?
269
00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:25,465
- Currently,
I was not cheating.
270
00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,600
Like I say, she's insinuating.
271
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,368
- So today,
you're not cheating.
272
00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:31,137
- Oh, I wasn't cheating
around the time.
273
00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,772
- Berry, have you ever cheated?
274
00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,807
- Yeah, I cheated
in the past, you know?
275
00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:36,342
Like I said,
the past be the past.
276
00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,244
We in the future now.
277
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,780
- No, we ain't
in the future, bro.
278
00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:41,781
- It's the present.
279
00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:42,949
- We in the present.
280
00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:44,884
[laughter]
281
00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:47,153
- Berry, has she done
this kind of stuff before?
282
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,089
- Yes, she damaged
my truck previously.
283
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,491
- So if you don't trust him,
284
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,092
why are you trying
to marry him, Torri?
285
00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,428
This is what you gonna get.
286
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,462
- I want him to change.
287
00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,498
- You cannot reraise nobody.
288
00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,499
- That's right.
289
00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:00,967
- Berry, do you love her?
290
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,401
- Yeah, I love her very much,
Your Honor.
291
00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:04,670
- So why is you talking
to women in your inbox?
292
00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:05,872
- I don't talk to women.
293
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,607
- When the last time
you DM a woman?
294
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,774
- I don't DM women.
295
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,076
- He deletes them.
296
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:11,978
- So he follows them,
he likes their pictures,
297
00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,779
they ask him to be his friend?
- Mm-hmm.
298
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,883
- That's not cheating.
It's called social media.
299
00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,084
Now, don't get me wrong.
300
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,252
You look like you cheat to me.
301
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,354
- Yes.
- Yes, definitely.
302
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,422
- Got cheating dreads, bro.
303
00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:25,992
- I'ma tell you
what's wrong with you.
304
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,294
Somebody done dogged you
the hell out.
305
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,196
So when you get a good man,
306
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,764
you don't know
you got a good man
307
00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,934
'cause you still that old
person that got dogged out.
308
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,402
So, Jury,
help me out with this.
309
00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:39,038
- Miss Torri, you really
wasting your time
310
00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:40,606
with looking through shit.
311
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:43,442
If you gonna just cry about it
and not leave, stop looking.
312
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,644
You're never gonna
look through his phone
313
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,912
and find something you like.
314
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,380
- And if you know
she go through your phone,
315
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,582
leave a message saying,
bitch, get out of my phone.
316
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,050
[laughter]
317
00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:53,819
- With that said,
before I go make my decision,
318
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,355
Mr. Cox, is there anything
you would like to say?
319
00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:58,791
- I really love Torri,
and I wanna spend the rest
320
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,426
of my life with her, you know?
321
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,261
I just want her to pay
for what she did done, and...
322
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,663
[laughter]
323
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,932
We can move forward
from here, you know?
324
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,300
- Okay.
325
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,968
Torri, what would you
like to say, sweetheart?
326
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,003
- I don't know.
I love him too.
327
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,906
That's why I do what I do,
crazy in love.
328
00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,007
[laughter]
329
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,843
But I'm not paying
for the damages.
330
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,111
[audience oohs]
331
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:21,080
- Berry, y'all been
together four years,
332
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,316
so you know the type of person
that you're dealing with.
333
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,484
This ain't the first car
she's scratched up,
334
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,286
and it won't be the last.
335
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:29,188
But you didn't
create this monster.
336
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,324
You just trying
to marry this monster.
337
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,693
[laughter]
338
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,894
I wanna tell you a quick story.
339
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,662
I caught my kid's
father cheating
340
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,264
with one of his baby mama.
341
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:41,167
I took a whole Cadillac Seville
and ran it up in the house.
342
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,868
And I put the car in reverse.
343
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,437
And the air condition
was on the front
344
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,138
of the car, the little
window air conditioner.
345
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:47,206
And he chasing the car.
346
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,741
Give me my air
conditioner back!
347
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,710
I said, you and that bitch
gonna burn up today, [bleep].
348
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,578
[laughter]
349
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,780
I wanted them to be hot
because I was hurt.
350
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:55,948
- Yeah.
351
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,650
- So it's something
deeper than this.
352
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,884
- Yes.
353
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,353
- So you gotta get
yourself some help.
354
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,488
'Cause you're
a beautiful woman,
355
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,323
but you don't have
the confidence
356
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,658
of a beautiful woman.
357
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,426
And with that said,
I'm ready to settle it.
358
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,000
[gavel bangs]
359
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,729
[gavel bangs]
360
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,298
I'm ruling in favor of...
361
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,899
[tense music]
362
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:18,137
The plaintiff, Berry,
for $1,200.
363
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:19,338
- Heard.
364
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,007
- I can't get you
your car back.
365
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,376
But I can get her
to give you your money back.
366
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,478
Now, that settles it.
367
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,147
If you scratch up another car,
I'ma beat your ass.
368
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,049
[laughter]
369
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,117
- You are dismissed.
370
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,451
- Go on and give her a hug.
371
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:33,819
Y'all gonna get back together.
- Give her a hug.
372
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:35,154
- She about
to scratch his back.
373
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:38,257
[laughter]
374
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,693
- How did you come up
with $3,800?
375
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,095
Did the dog fly to Brooklyn?
376
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,131
- Everywhere is wet.
- I didn't do that.
377
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,732
- Never touched
that balcony door.
378
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,100
Never opened it and said...
[inhales]
379
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,436
oh, Brooklyn smell
like shit.
380
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,470
[laughter]
381
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,175
- Well, how you doing today,
Jury?
382
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,543
- We good.
- Good.
383
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,978
- We are good, Your Honor.
384
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,747
- Come on, Bailiff,
please start bailiffing.
385
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:04,451
- This is the case of
Chaplin versus Lai Hing.
386
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,220
- Plaintiff Stacy Chaplin is
suing her girlfriend's sister,
387
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:11,224
Leah, for $3,800, after Leah's
negligent dogsitting duties
388
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,626
left Stacy's apartment
completely wrecked.
389
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,796
Defendant Leah Lai Hing says
she shouldn't owe anything
390
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,865
because she's just
an innocent dog walker
391
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,834
who has no idea
how Stacy's place
392
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,370
got covered in water
and beetles.
393
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,238
- DeRay, this look
like your speed.
394
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,639
- Stop it, Ms. Pat.
395
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,842
No, I'm sure those ladies
are all taken care of well
396
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,744
and have a guy that
flies them all over already
397
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,545
and takes them shopping.
- Are you offering?
398
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,949
[laughter]
399
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,283
Yes.
- I wish.
400
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,185
- If--if you offering--
401
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,787
- Yeah.
402
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,089
- All right, Stacy,
tell me why we're here today.
403
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:47,494
- So I'm suing Leah
for $3,800 for damages caused
404
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,430
to my girlfriend and I's
apartment for the time
405
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,032
that we were away
on vacation in Jamaica.
406
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,634
Leah was in charge
of taking care
407
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,403
of my girlfriend's dog,
Cavalli.
408
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,338
My apartment is on the beach,
409
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,707
and unfortunately,
she left our balcony door open.
410
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,777
So there was a rainstorm,
and our apartment was damaged
411
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:04,944
by the time we came back.
412
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:08,148
In total, we spent
just about $3,800
413
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,016
repairing
and replacing everything.
414
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,518
- Damn, man.
415
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,486
- All right, Leah, give me
your side of the story.
416
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,189
- So I did go to walk the dog,
but that's all I went to do.
417
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,324
I had the key to the apartment.
I go inside.
418
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,528
I get the dog out the cage,
walk the dog, feed the dog,
419
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,463
let the dog have water,
and leave.
420
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,332
I'm not responsible for any
balcony door being open.
421
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,667
I didn't do that.
422
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,169
- Stacy, when the storm came,
what happened,
423
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,203
the pictures fell off the wall?
424
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,872
Did the dog fly to Brooklyn?
425
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,040
- No.
426
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,176
- How did you come up
with $3,800?
427
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,344
- So I had to replace
the balcony door.
428
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,579
We had to replace our rug
429
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,880
'cause it was just
too water damaged,
430
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,182
and there was, like,
bugs and stuff on it.
431
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,218
And we also had to pay
for a deep clean.
432
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,955
So all in all, we spent
just over $3,800.
433
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:51,057
- What is your
relationship to her?
434
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,258
- She's my girlfriend's sister.
435
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,461
- Oh, she's your sister-in-law.
436
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,962
- Yes.
- Yeah.
437
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,665
- Okay. So, Leah, you never
touched that balcony door.
438
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,233
- No.
439
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,135
- You never peeked to see
if the sun was shining.
440
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,236
- No, I could see that
through the window.
441
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,537
- You never opened the blinds.
442
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,705
- You never opened it
and said...[inhales]
443
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,841
Oh, Brooklyn smell like shit.
444
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,976
- It's real open,
so I could see everything
445
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,277
without having to open
the balcony.
446
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,713
- So what makes you think
she opened the door?
447
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,548
- Because it was
either her or the dog.
448
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,450
- Yeah, the dog.
449
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,918
- The dog is not here
to speak for himself.
450
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,420
[laughter]
451
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,754
- Do you have proof
of this damage?
452
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,922
- Yes, I do.
- Let me see it.
453
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,426
[suspenseful music]
454
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,560
- The whole glass
is shattered.
455
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,128
[audience oohing]
456
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,763
- So are they saying
that this happened
457
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,966
because the door was left open?
458
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,234
- 'Cause it has to be locked
with a key.
459
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,969
If it slams at all,
it will break.
460
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,670
- So you get home,
and you see this.
461
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,872
What is your reaction?
462
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,306
- We walked into the apartment.
463
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,175
The first thing we felt was,
like, the floor was damp.
464
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,676
So we get to the living room,
465
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,111
and it's just, like,
everywhere is wet.
466
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,913
And there's literally, like,
beetles in our apartment,
467
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,181
'cause the door was open.
468
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,883
It was disgusting.
469
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,417
- Can I get the witness
up here, please?
470
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,522
Please state
your full name for the court.
471
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,257
- Janee McKenzie.
- Okay, Janee.
472
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,225
Did you come
to the same conclusion
473
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:02,428
as your mate, that your sister
left the door open?
474
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,097
- Yes, I do feel
like it was her,
475
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,199
because at some point,
I think it was
476
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,268
the third day
before I came back,
477
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,003
I recall seeing her on Live,
478
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,104
and she was on my balcony.
479
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,238
[audience oohing]
480
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,606
Like, hey, guys look at me.
481
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,975
- Put the balcony on Live
for $1,000.
482
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,143
- You did it, Matlock.
483
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,978
- Leah, you told
the court you never
484
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,179
stepped foot on the balcony.
485
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,347
And your sister just said--
486
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,448
- It could have been
an old video.
487
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,183
- Live is live.
488
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,119
- You're right.
- Now, wait a minute.
489
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,221
Me and DC Curry is old,
490
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,323
but we ain't that damn old.
491
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,459
Was that their balcony or the
next-door-neighbor balcony?
492
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,461
- It might have been.
493
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:38,531
- So who's lying, you, or your
sister, or your sister-in-law?
494
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,732
- I don't know who's lying.
495
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,501
- What?
496
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,669
- You don't know
if you're lying, babe?
497
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,137
- I know I'm not lying.
498
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,238
It's Coney Island.
499
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,873
I don't wanna see Coney Island.
500
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,741
[laughter]
501
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:52,879
- So was or was you not
on these ladies' balcony?
502
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,013
And you're under oath.
503
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:58,451
♪ ♪
504
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:03,023
- Stacy is suing her
girlfriend's sister, Leah,
505
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,260
for $3,800, after Leah's
negligent dogsitting
506
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,996
left Stacy's apartment
completely wrecked.
507
00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:12,166
But Leah swears Stacy is
barking up the wrong tree.
508
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:14,635
Ms. Pat is about to settle it.
509
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:18,005
- Was you or was you not
on these ladies' balcony?
510
00:17:18,005 --> 00:17:19,139
And you're under oath.
511
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,241
[laughter]
512
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,643
- Just tell the truth, baby.
513
00:17:22,643 --> 00:17:24,678
- So I did go on the balcony.
514
00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:25,846
- There you go.
- I did.
515
00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,648
- Good job.
516
00:17:27,648 --> 00:17:28,816
- Give it up for the girl.
- That's step number one.
517
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:30,117
- She was honest.
Come on, now.
518
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,019
- Step number one to recovery.
519
00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:35,756
You did open the balcony,
520
00:17:35,756 --> 00:17:38,926
God let loose a storm,
521
00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:41,295
flew the door open,
broke the door.
522
00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:45,032
And you said,
I ain't seen shit.
523
00:17:45,032 --> 00:17:46,333
- That's right.
524
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,501
- Okay, well you can go
back to your seat.
525
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,802
Thank you.
526
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,270
- Leah named a liar.
527
00:17:52,973 --> 00:17:54,174
Did you go back over there
after the storm
528
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,442
and was like, oh shit?
529
00:17:57,745 --> 00:17:59,713
- She got out of there
real quick.
530
00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:01,215
- No, I did not.
531
00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:02,649
- DeRay.
532
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:06,019
- I would have been, like,
wiping finger prints...
533
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,088
- You put them through
all of this, Leah,
534
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,792
when all you had to do
was tell the truth.
535
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:13,360
- You're absolutely right.
536
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,862
- I'ma call this
a little white lie.
537
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:16,497
- A white lie is America.
538
00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:18,332
And what they've done--
oh, that's right.
539
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,068
Sorry, I'm sorry, Ms. Pat.
540
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:23,003
I'm still thinking
about Montgomery.
541
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:25,539
- I want you to remember,
don't be lying to your sister.
542
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:28,509
And if you do lie,
learn how to lie.
543
00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:30,144
Hang out with DeRay.
544
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:33,347
- Ms. Pat, don't throw stones
if there's glass doors.
545
00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:38,285
- I hate to make it official,
but I gotta settle it.
546
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,687
[tense music]
547
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,189
I'm ruling in favor of...
548
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:46,059
The plaintiff, Stacy,
549
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,695
in the amount of $3,800.
- Thank you.
550
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,931
- You know you got
that door broken.
551
00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:52,633
You are responsible for it.
- I know.
552
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:53,767
- It's just a door.
553
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,003
Don't destroy a family
over this.
554
00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:57,171
- I think all of y'all
should hug.
555
00:18:57,171 --> 00:18:58,372
- Come on, all of you.
556
00:18:58,372 --> 00:18:59,440
- Hug your sister.
557
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,507
- Come on, Stacy, get in there.
558
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,708
Get in there.
559
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,910
- Why we doing a group hug?
560
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,378
[audience awws]
561
00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:05,746
- You are dismissed.
562
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:07,381
- Thank you, Ms. Pat.
- Thank you.
563
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:08,916
- Thank you.
564
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:11,819
- Make sure you close that door
back the right way too.
565
00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,053
- Words are wills.
566
00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:15,355
A little white lie
ain't killed nobody.
567
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,592
- I lie like
a [bleep] rug.
568
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,894
- What that supposed to mean,
like a rug?
569
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,729
- Lie like a rug, Pat.
570
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,098
- Oh.
- Oh, my God, Patricia.
571
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:28,168
[laughter]
572
00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:31,372
- I'm suing him
'cause he's a ho.
573
00:19:31,372 --> 00:19:32,640
- You like them thick, like me.
- I like them all sizes.
574
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:33,708
- It's like rapid fire.
575
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:34,942
- Get your cock-blocking
ass up.
576
00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:36,644
- Thank you.
577
00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:39,113
- She added me as an authorized
user for emergencies.
578
00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:41,549
- What was your emergency?
- I had to get my lip filled.
579
00:19:41,549 --> 00:19:44,285
- Your sister could have
hit you in the mouth for free.
580
00:19:44,285 --> 00:19:45,520
- I'm a social-media
influencer.
581
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,022
Kim made me miss $2,000
in one night.
582
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,290
- What are you doing
in these videos?
583
00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:50,825
- When I go live,
I just cuss people out.
584
00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:52,894
- Well, [bleep], I quit, BET!
585
00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:54,362
[laughter]