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- You ain't never met
a judge like me.
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- Your Honor, Your Honor!
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- Shut the hell up, and let me
get this thing together.
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Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.
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I know the inside
of a courtroom.
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I went to jail
for selling cocaine.
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Now here I am, sitting
on this side of the bench.
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- Put my faith in your hands.
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- I ain't God.
I don't love you.
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These are real cases
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with real money on the line.
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What you do with the $5,000?
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- I-I'll let you know.
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- Well, I'm here.
Let me know.
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- Let's just wrap this up
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'cause I'm getting
very irritated.
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- You keep running your mouth,
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you ain't gonna get nothing.
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Court is now in session.
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Baby, don't do me, do Jesus,
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'cause he got
more patience with you, okay?
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[gavel bangs]
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[intriguing music]
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- This is the only judge
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that'll bust a cap in your ass
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and take you to the hospital.
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All rise
for The Honorable Ms. Pat.
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♪ ♪
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- Y'all can have a seat.
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How y'all doing today, jury?
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- Doing well.
- Good.
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- Y'all ready to do it?
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- We are ready.
- Yes.
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- Bring 'em in.
Guilty!
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[laughter]
- All right, bailiff, go ahead.
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She said everybody guilty.
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- This is the case
of Pierce versus Adame.
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- Plaintiff Decembre Pierce
is suing her employee, Jackie,
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for $2,500.
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She loaned her the money
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to get a car
and driver's license,
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but Jackie decided to start
a pottery career instead.
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Defendant Jackie Adame says
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that she doesn't
owe Decembre a dime.
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She works five jobs
for Decembre
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and gets paid squat.
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Plus pottery is her dream,
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and this money is making
her dreams come true.
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- Before we get started,
I just want to let you know
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this is a jury of my peers, OK?
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Don't even look over there.
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Their opinions ain't
worth shit, OK?
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All right, Decembre,
tell me why we're here.
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- I'm here today
because I am suing
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my best friend/roommate/
HR director/nanny/translator
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for $2,500
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because she borrowed it
in January of 2022.
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She promised to pay it back
in six months,
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and I still do not have
my money.
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- Why did you loan her
the money?
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- She wanted to get
her driver's license
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and take a class
to learn how to drive
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and do what she needs to do
to get a car.
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I have a promissory note
where she said
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if she doesn't pay it back
in six months,
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I can whip her ass.
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And I'm gonna do that
if I don't get my money back.
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- Ooh.
- Oh, no.
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- Now wait a minute.
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- Who writes that down?
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- She do five different jobs
for you?
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- Yes, ma'am.
- So why the hell
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does she owe you anything?
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She got
five different positions.
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- She owes me because
she does not pay rent.
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She lives with me.
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No water bill.
No light bill.
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- She working for rent
because you don't pay her.
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- Well, I started
a new business,
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a security business--
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- Well, damn,
she doing that, too?
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- No--
[laughs]
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She is the HR director for it.
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- She's security for the kids.
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- OK, Jackie, please tell me
your side of the story.
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- I did say I was gonna
pay her back.
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- Mm-hmm.
- But out of everything
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that I've done for her,
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I think that
I should be suing her
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for double the amount.
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- Let me ask you a question.
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Is she a good employee?
- She is.
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- I'm the employee.
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I do every single--
[laughter]
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I do every single thing.
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I've been living with her
for two years,
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doing everything.
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I'm her right hand.
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She wouldn't be anything
without me.
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- She the only employee.
- The only employee.
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- Do you pay her
a weekly salary?
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- We get paid biweekly.
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- How much is it?
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- It ranges.
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- Oh, don't range me, girl.
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- OK, so about $500
every two weeks.
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- Every two weeks?
- Damn.
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- What do you do?
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- I take care of her.
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And I even Uber her
everywhere she wants to go--
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when she wants
to go out with her friends,
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when she wants to hang out.
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She didn't even take
the money to get
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the driver's license class
or to get the car.
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- What did she do--what did
you do with the money, Jackie?
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- So what happened was...
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- Uh-oh.
- I thought about it.
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I was like, you know what?
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I can double this money.
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- How was you planning
to use this money, at a casino?
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How was you planning
to double it?
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- I wanted to start
my own business.
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- Doing what?
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- Doing pottery.
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- Are you good at pottery?
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- Yes, I am, actually.
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For a beginner, I am.
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- Can I see some?
- Yes, please,
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look at this pottery.
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And I even have--
- Oh. [chuckles]
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- I even have
the promissory note.
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- Don't look at it like that.
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[laughter]
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- This is a piece of bread.
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- That's supposed to be
a waffle coaster,
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like a tic-tac-toe--
- I thought it was
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a tic-tac-toe game.
- Yeah!
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- Oh, see, I have an eye.
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- Have you sold
any of this pottery?
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- Mm-mm.
- Hell no.
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- No, I haven't 'cause--
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- She can't even give it away.
- When I was showing her,
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she was like,
what the [bleep] is this?
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[laughter]
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Well, she just killed my dreams
right there and then.
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- That's the best thing
she did for you.
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She kept it real with you.
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- She a dream killer.
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- Did you ever have
a contract with her?
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- Yes, I do.
It's in my evidence.
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She wrote it.
- All right--
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- This is a promissory note.
- Your Honor--
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- Yeah.
- That don't--
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it's not valid.
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I'ma tell you right now,
it's not valid.
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- It say, "I'm Jackie Adame,
promise to pay back
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"Decembre Pierce $2,500.
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"If I do not pay back in time,
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"she can whip my ass
and sue me.
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"Just playing
about the ass whipping.
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"Just playing
about the ass whipping.
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"Well, the suing, too,
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but yeah,
I'm gonna pay you back."
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- And look where we at
right now.
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- Why do you say
this isn't valid?
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- I don't remember
signing that.
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I was probably
under the influence.
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- [laughs]
- I don't care if you was
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up under the influence
of marijuana,
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chicken and waffle, wine--
I don't care.
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You said you was gonna
go get a car.
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You didn't borrow
this lady's $2,500
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to make these ugly-ass plates.
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- Thank you.
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- Why you gotta
do me like that?
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- I'ma always keep it real
with you, Jackie.
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- I know, but--
- Hey!
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I'm not your friend.
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- OK.
- Ooh.
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- All right, jury,
I need y'all help.
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- What I'm seeing now is,
no one's really putting a price
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on the things that they do
for each other
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since y'all are charging.
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You need to apply a price
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to what you think your worth is
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for the things you're doing
individually for her.
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If she does not want
to pay that, somebody will.
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I just lost an assistant.
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[laughter]
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- Can I say one more thing?
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- Hell no!
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[laughter]
- OK.
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- I'm gonna settle this
right now.
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[suspenseful music]
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I'm ruling in favor of...
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♪ ♪
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The defendant, Jackie.
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And let me tell you why.
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Literally, you said
she was HR, nanny,
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translator, assistant,
babysitter.
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Seven jobs
for $500 every two weeks.
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You should be ashamed
of yourself.
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- Period.
- It's not right.
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- Period.
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- Only a selfish person
would do this
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to a human being.
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So y'all get out
of my damn courtroom.
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I settled it.
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[applause]
- You are dismissed.
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- Man.
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- Treat people the way
you want to be treated.
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Life is too short
to be an asshole
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because karma is
a mother[bleep],
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and it will come back
to get you.
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- Carmen?
What I got to do with this?
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- Karma.
[laughter]
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- Karma.
- She'll get you, too.
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- Same thing.
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- She'll steal your identity.
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[laughs]
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If you see a roach,
there will be no rent.
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- We got a written contract.
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- I got a GED.
I can read, sir.
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- And that's great.
I'm glad you can.
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- Whoa.
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Who do you think I am, him?
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I done heard enough of this.
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[intriguing music]
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- All right, jury,
let's have some fun.
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Y'all ready?
- Yeah.
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- Let's do it.
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- All right, bailiff,
don't keep us waiting.
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Do your job.
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- Oh, I was just
waiting on you.
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[laughter]
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This is the case
of Smith versus Lyles.
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- Plaintiff Kenneth Smith
is suing his former protégé,
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Chris, for $3,000
to cover three months
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of unpaid storefront rent.
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Defendant Chris Lyles
says Kenneth agreed
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to take free products
until the cockroaches
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that inhabited the storefront
were evicted.
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If the roaches won't
pay the rent,
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then neither will he.
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- OK, Kenneth, tell us
why you're here today.
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- I'm here today to sue Chris
for $3,000 in unpaid rent.
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Chris rented space
out of my barbershop.
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He was agreeing
on $1,000 a month,
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and he hasn't paid me
any of it.
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- Mm.
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Did you have a lease with him?
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- Yes, he signed a contract.
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- And what is
your relationship to him?
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- Me being a barber,
I was always cutting his hair.
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And it's been around 12 years
I've been mentoring him,
256
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and gave him an opportunity
257
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to build his brand
in my location.
258
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- Chris, what happened here?
259
00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,627
- Well, pretty much,
I'm here today--
260
00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:17,029
- We know you're here today.
- Yeah.
261
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All right, well, I'm here
because I have a clothing brand
262
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by the name of True to Hustle.
263
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- True to Hustle?
- True to Hustle
264
00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,669
because I'm true to my hustle,
yes, ma'am.
265
00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:26,105
Kenneth is suing me
over unpaid rent.
266
00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:27,774
But when my customers
coming in,
267
00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:30,910
and they see a roach
and then odor--
268
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it had mold too.
269
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Like, me being the man I am,
270
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I'm not gonna just complain
about every little thing.
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- Roaches will live anywhere.
272
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They like free rent
like you do.
273
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[laughter]
274
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- I don't even play like that.
275
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Nah, hell nah.
276
00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,324
- How many roaches did you see?
277
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- At least eight roaches.
- Eight?
278
00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,561
- That's, like,
when I walk through the door.
279
00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:50,530
- They was welcoming you.
280
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,198
Do you have any pictures
of your roaches
281
00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,566
that welcome you at the door?
282
00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:54,867
- Yeah, they was welcoming.
283
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,638
- Is that a roach?
284
00:08:58,638 --> 00:08:59,639
- Can we zoom in?
- That's the roach.
285
00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,240
- Hold on.
- Can we zoom in?
286
00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,342
Because that look like
a part of the floor.
287
00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:04,444
- Can I ask you something?
288
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,678
- What is it, Ray J?
289
00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:06,979
- Can I walk up to the screen
290
00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:08,448
and just put my glasses on?
291
00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,615
Then I can--
- Sure you can, Ray J.
292
00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:11,384
- Thank you.
- Let us know what it is
293
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,485
when you come back.
294
00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,954
- Let me just get up here
and see.
295
00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:18,224
[soft laughter]
296
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,729
I've made my judgment.
297
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,833
- [laughing]
298
00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,468
These pictures don't look
too bad.
299
00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,869
I mean, I see a little--
300
00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,938
I see a little spiderwebs
here and there,
301
00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,105
but these don't look
like roaches.
302
00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:34,607
These look like ladybugs.
303
00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:35,942
- I reached out to him.
I texted him.
304
00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:38,177
I said, I can't work
like this, brother, like,
305
00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,580
knowing that I gave him
$1,000 deposit.
306
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,515
So I sent him pictures
of the roaches.
307
00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,950
And I was like, hey, man,
can I just give you
308
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,551
free clothing or whatever
till you fix this?
309
00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:46,986
And he was like, yeah,
that's cool with me, man.
310
00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,421
We could do that.
- Chris, do you have
311
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,189
any proof of this conversation?
312
00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,959
- I do. I do have proof
of it on my messages.
313
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,161
- Oh, here it is right here.
314
00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:56,496
It says here,
"What's up, Chris?
315
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,130
"I just wanted to say again,
316
00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,599
"I appreciate
you stopping by the shop
317
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,467
"so that we could
clear things up
318
00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,436
"with regards to the bugs
and the pests.
319
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,038
"I already reached out
to a few exterminators.
320
00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,541
"Someone should be
getting back to you ASAP.
321
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:12,178
"As we discussed,
until everything is rectified,
322
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,680
I'll hold off
on the monthly payment."
323
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,216
Well, he texted back,
"I really appreciate that, Lee.
324
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:19,452
"Man, again, thank you,
and I'll continue
325
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,854
"to give you free clothing
like we agreed
326
00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,690
until all these issues
are fixed."
327
00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,592
- Ooh.
- So we gonna go
328
00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,561
based off a text message...
- Plot twist.
329
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,162
- Versus the contract?
- Plot twist.
330
00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:32,398
- Wait a minute.
- We got a written contract.
331
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:33,833
All that text message--
- Oh, you might have
332
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,368
a written contract...
- Nah, don't do that.
333
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,603
- But a text message is
a written contract, too.
334
00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,071
- That's just saying that--
- Chris, did you give this man
335
00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,239
the clothes?
336
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:41,507
- I gave him clothes
every Friday.
337
00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,042
- Just said right here,
338
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:45,478
if he see a roach,
there will be no rent.
339
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,446
You did agree to it.
- I agreed
340
00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:48,648
for one day,
and I got the Raid--
341
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,383
- It didn't say one day
right here.
342
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,751
- No, but I'm saying I got it.
343
00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,753
- I got a GED.
I can read, sir.
344
00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,488
- And that's great.
I'm glad you can.
345
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,023
- Whoa.
346
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,959
Who do you think I am, him?
347
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,961
You amended the thing
in a text message.
348
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,529
- How much though?
- You said,
349
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,665
until you get the roaches gone.
350
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,099
- But you didn't see
no roaches on--
351
00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,235
- I saw something
with more legs than me,
352
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,636
and I ain't got but two, sir.
353
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,705
[laughter]
354
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,674
Can we see the clothes that--
- Yeah, we can see 'em.
355
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,943
Let's see because you will see
what I'm talking about.
356
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,811
- Oh, OK.
357
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,546
- Look at that.
That orange leather,
358
00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,081
that black varsity coat.
359
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,215
Look at them.
360
00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,350
That's top material
right there.
361
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,518
- Did you say
they were leather?
362
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,886
- That's the real one.
I'm telling you.
363
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,387
- You sure this ain't
balloon material?
364
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:29,689
- Nah, it ain't
no balloon material.
365
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,690
It's the real one.
366
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,757
- The real bullshit.
367
00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:33,326
OK.
Hang that back up.
368
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,627
[laughter]
369
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,529
- That was fair.
- A'ight.
370
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,897
I done heard enough of this.
371
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,365
Ray J, what you think?
372
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,499
- The contract is one thing,
373
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,335
but the text message
is binding.
374
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,270
How many weeks
did you give him clothes?
375
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,272
- Every week
until he kicked me out.
376
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,340
- And how long was that?
377
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,541
- I was there for three months.
378
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,810
- It sounds like,
in that text message,
379
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:51,911
it told it all.
380
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,245
I just want to know, can I get
381
00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:56,349
the little blue outfit
in a size extra large
382
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,017
'cause--I'ma call you.
383
00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:59,051
- Girl, go ahead
and make it two.
384
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,686
[laughter]
385
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,688
- OK, let me settle this
for once and for all.
386
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:05,224
[suspenseful music]
387
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,000
I'm gonna rule in favor of...
388
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:07,326
I'm gonna rule in favor of...
389
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:11,297
♪ ♪
390
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,698
The defendant.
391
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:15,201
I'm not giving
either one of you nothing.
392
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,103
First of all, you're supposed
to be his mentor.
393
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,372
Why didn't you jump on the bugs
the first month?
394
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,773
You said you supported him.
395
00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:23,376
But when he got in your spot,
you abandoned him.
396
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,710
And then you took his--
- I didn't abandon him.
397
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,646
- No, no, you gonna listen
to me, thick neck.
398
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,814
[laughter]
399
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,583
You never handled
the situation,
400
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,152
but you wanted him
to pay you monthly rent.
401
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,588
If you cannot afford the rent,
move your place
402
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,456
and sell out of your house
until you can do better.
403
00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:38,891
- No, I--
- I didn't ask you.
404
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:39,992
Don't you say another thing.
405
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,227
[laughter]
406
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,561
Both of you need to get
407
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:45,164
out of my courtroom right now.
408
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,668
Ray J, would you--which one
of the outfits would you wear?
409
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,302
- Judge, can I get up
and try on one?
410
00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,204
- Yeah, put on
the orange one, Ray J.
411
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,006
This man is taking
his pants off.
412
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,508
[laughter]
413
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,410
Order in the court.
- I object.
414
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,045
- OK.
[laughter]
415
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,546
OK, OK.
416
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,281
OK.
417
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,417
You look like you gonna be in
an "Orange Is the New Black."
418
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,619
[laughter]
419
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,287
- To be honest, I thought
it was costume jewelry.
420
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,656
I thought it was something
that I could buy and replace.
421
00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:12,258
But then when she hit me
with the receipt,
422
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,260
I was just like,
why would you let me
423
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,928
wear something that valuable?
424
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,363
- Why would you trust me?
425
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:18,597
- [laughs]
426
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,000
[intriguing music]
427
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,068
- Now, you guys
are here for just
428
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,469
more than coffee
and donuts, OK?
429
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,771
- Absolutely.
430
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,708
- We got a job to do.
431
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,942
Pay attention.
432
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,077
- Let's do this.
433
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,845
- Bailiff,
go and do your thing,
434
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,480
and show 'em why I bought you
that ugly suit.
435
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,917
- This is the case
of Williams versus Harris.
436
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,820
- Plaintiff Patricia Williams
is suing her sister
437
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,756
for $1,500 for a
sentimental piece of jewelry
438
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,091
she let her borrow.
439
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,160
Patricia says Crystal
lost her bling
440
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,695
and then lied about it
for months.
441
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,064
Defendant Crystal Harris
says she thought
442
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,632
it was just costume jewelry.
443
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,467
And if it was that important,
444
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,868
Patricia should have
made it known
445
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,737
or never let her borrow it.
446
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,041
- Patricia Williams.
That's you?
447
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,643
- It is.
- That's me too.
448
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,144
- I know.
- So let me ask you this
449
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,479
before we get started.
450
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,182
Are you the reason
why I'm a convicted felon?
451
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,118
[laughter]
452
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,286
Did you forge them checks
453
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,554
and rob that liquor store
in my name?
454
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,955
- I didn't--
- [indistinct]
455
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,857
- I did not do it, Judge.
- OK.
456
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,692
So why are you here
today, Patricia?
457
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,794
- Well, Judge,
today I'm here suing my sister,
458
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,663
Crystal, for $1,500.
459
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,999
I let Crystal borrow a very
expensive piece of jewelry
460
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,068
from me, and she lost it.
461
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,904
And I would like my money
and an apology.
462
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,006
- All right, Crystal,
let me hear your side.
463
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:37,410
- So I did not know
the value of the jewelry.
464
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,480
I always take a piece of her
with me when I go onstage.
465
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,282
So to be honest, I thought
it was costume jewelry.
466
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,318
I didn't know it was--I thought
it was costume jewelry.
467
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,653
I thought it was something
that I could buy and replace.
468
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,222
So then when she hit me
with the receipt,
469
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,157
I was just like,
why would you let me
470
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,825
wear something that valuable?
471
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,293
- Why would you trust me?
472
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,461
[laughter]
473
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,096
- What do you do onstage?
474
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,197
- I'm a comedian.
475
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,732
- Oh, OK.
- I do stand-up comedy.
476
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,234
- All right, well,
I thought you was a dancer.
477
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,403
I didn't know.
[laughter]
478
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,605
- Yeah, I thought
she was a dancer too.
479
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,573
- You know, they just opened
that big girl club here.
480
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,009
[laughter]
481
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,712
- That might be
my next occupation.
482
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,880
[laughter]
483
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,082
- She's a comedian,
and I'm a rapper.
484
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,450
- Well, damn, y'all talented.
485
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,985
- Yeah, it runs in the family.
486
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,386
- What did
this necklace look like?
487
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,321
Let me see the picture.
You got a receipt, too?
488
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,723
- I got the receipt from them.
489
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,359
♪ ♪
490
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,394
- And where
did you get these from?
491
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,096
- It was given to me as a gift
by my record label
492
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,130
for my accomplishments.
493
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,332
- OK, and that was $1,500?
494
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,801
- Yeah, that piece by itself,
495
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,170
not including
the one that says "queen."
496
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,205
- Lenox Mall, OK.
497
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,706
- But I wanted her
to feel special.
498
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,375
You know,
she's my little sister.
499
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,910
I never expected her
to lose it, though.
500
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,478
- When I did my show,
it was a big show.
501
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,414
I won, you know, so it was
a big celebration for me.
502
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,350
So I took it off because I know
how she is about her jewelry.
503
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,986
So once I got settled
where I was at,
504
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,122
and I started looking
for the bag that I had it in,
505
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,824
and I realized
the bag was gone,
506
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,592
that's when I realized
it was gone.
507
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,527
And I panicked
because I didn't know
508
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,863
how I was gonna tell her
that I lost her jewelry.
509
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,331
- What happened
the first couple of times
510
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,499
she asked you for it?
511
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,534
- I ignored it
and made jokes about it.
512
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,203
- Right.
- What was the jokes?
513
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,737
- I was like, you got
a direct line with God.
514
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:12,738
Tell him
to give it back to you.
515
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,207
[laughter]
516
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,708
I made jokes out of it because,
517
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,076
until she hit me
with the receipt,
518
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,679
I really thought it was,
you know, costume jewelry.
519
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,214
So I started looking online
520
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,782
to see how I could get it made,
521
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,684
how I can duplicate it
and stuff like that.
522
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,352
- Lubricate it?
Lubricate?
523
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,386
- Duplicate.
- Duplicate.
524
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,521
- Oh, I'm sorry.
525
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,856
I'm thinking KY Jelly
over here.
526
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,290
My bad.
My bad.
527
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,192
- So outside of this drama
and this jewelry thing,
528
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,527
what's y'all relationship like?
529
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,162
- The bond that me
and my sister got
530
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,630
is like two peas in a pod.
531
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,699
We like Ray J and Brandy.
532
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,334
When you see her, you see me.
533
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,869
- Sounds like this is
a lot bigger.
534
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,637
- It is.
- Well, tell me about it.
535
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,740
- I cannot start because--
- Girl.
536
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,609
- [choking up]
She stopped coming to my shows.
537
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,877
- Why?
538
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,044
- 'Cause she's one
of my biggest supporters.
539
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,513
- 'Cause you disrespected me
that day.
540
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,014
- She's the biggest sup--
- 'Cause you disrespected me.
541
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,482
And all I need is an apology,
542
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,985
and we would be right back
where we were.
543
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:02,054
- But I just wanted
a piece of her with me onstage,
544
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:03,322
'cause every time I go onstage,
545
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,424
and I got a piece of her
with me, I win.
546
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,193
So she's like
my good luck charm.
547
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,895
- Y'all are some
crying-ass bitches.
548
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,631
[laughter]
549
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,402
- Patricia Williams is suing
her sister, Crystal Harris,
550
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,938
for $1,500 for losing
sentimental jewelry,
551
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,874
and Ms. Pat is about to settle
this sister act.
552
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,276
- So why are y'all
letting jewelry
553
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,744
come in between
your relationship?
554
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,579
- It's the respect factor
for me.
555
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,415
If you ask me for something,
and I trust you with it,
556
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,983
even if you bring it back
broke--
557
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,585
and now she's saying
she was panicking.
558
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,687
No, it doesn't--
but when I did talk to you,
559
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,489
you laughed it off
and joked about it.
560
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,758
No respect.
I'm the bigger sister.
561
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:39,859
all: Aww.
562
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:40,993
- All right, jury, come on.
563
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,161
Let me talk to y'all
about this.
564
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,363
I don't know what to do about
565
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,498
the gospel rapping sister
and the comedian.
566
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,966
- Man, you supposed
to have came home
567
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,103
with the saddest story
about how you lost her chain,
568
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,371
then she wouldn't even trip.
569
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,905
You didn't even bring
a story behind it.
570
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,874
You didn't have no story.
That's why she want her money.
571
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,275
You should have had
a better story.
572
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,177
- So your legal advice is,
she should have lied?
573
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,612
- Yeah, and filed
an insurance claim.
574
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,980
Come on, now,
you gotta get your money
575
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,048
out here in these streets.
576
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,516
[laughter]
577
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,785
- All right, but when it
come down to family,
578
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,420
family is hard to come by.
579
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,822
And it's hard for family
to stick together.
580
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,557
You came here
for me to settle it,
581
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,159
so I'm gonna settle it.
582
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:16,829
[suspenseful music]
583
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,698
I'm ruling in favor
584
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:22,502
of the defendant, Crystal,
585
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,170
because you can
replace a necklace,
586
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,139
but you cannot replace
a sister.
587
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,975
Now, one thing I do know
588
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,810
is that you walked
in this courtroom,
589
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,745
and you showed me
that you love her
590
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,914
way more than
that damn necklace.
591
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:38,017
And she's gonna be your sister
until you put dirt in her face
592
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,752
or put her in the oven.
593
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,154
- That's deep.
That's deep.
594
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,321
- You know, cremation.
595
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,656
- Yeah, I was trying
to understand
596
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,758
where the oven came from.
597
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,326
- That's what's important
to me.
598
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:49,962
Now, Patricia Williams
with my name,
599
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,331
I am gonna give you $100
600
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,400
so you and your sister
can leave here
601
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,302
and go get you a 4 for $4...
602
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,470
[laughter]
603
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,071
- 4 for $4.
- 4 for $4.
604
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,573
- And talk that over.
605
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,141
- As long as it can be large.
606
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,744
- Thank you, Your Honor.
- Thank you, Your Honor.
607
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,212
- I settled it.
608
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,915
- Bye, y'all.
Good luck.
609
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,450
Aww.
610
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,051
[applause]
611
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,820
- You are dismissed.
- Good luck with your careers.
612
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,921
- Thank you.
Nice to meet y'all.
613
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,956
- [laughing]
- That necklace
614
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,792
she just showed me was about
as real as Kourtlyn's badge.
615
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,028
[laughter]
616
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,464
- She bought her boyfriend
617
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,699
the car with my money.
618
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:27,501
- When did your boyfriend
buy the car?
619
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:30,303
- He bought it
after he gave me $5,000.
620
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,938
- Aha!
621
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,776
- You signed this, saying that
you would pay her $3,000 back.
622
00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:38,011
- After I thought about it,
I was like, hold on.
623
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,713
[laughter]
624
00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:41,014
- Had that been Suge Knight,
625
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,449
you probably would have been
in a body bag.
626
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,884
[laughter]
627
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:46,086
- Kayla chose to claim the kids
628
00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:48,889
that I take care of
on her taxes.
629
00:19:48,889 --> 00:19:50,357
- Let her fall.
630
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,758
She got a forehead.
631
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,627
[laughter]