1 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:02,202 - You ain't never met a judge like me. 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:03,703 - Your Honor, Your Honor! 3 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:06,072 - Shut the hell up and let me get this thing together! 4 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:07,774 Hey, y'all. I'm Ms. Pat. 5 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:10,543 I know the inside of a courtroom. 6 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,512 Went to jail for selling cocaine. 7 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,681 Now here I am 25 years later, 8 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,383 sitting on this side of the bench. 9 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:17,584 - I put my faith in your hands. 10 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:18,618 - Don't put your faith in my hand. 11 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:20,253 I ain't God. I don't love you. 12 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,155 I'm using everything I learned on the street... 13 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,490 Don't nobody owe you nothing. 14 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:24,858 To solve dispute 15 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,527 that are tearing real family and friends apart. 16 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,995 - I ain't care they find out. What's his is mine. 17 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:30,096 - We ain't married. 18 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:31,498 - And we brothers. - Hey. 19 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:34,801 These are real cases with real money on the line. 20 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:36,336 What did you do with the $5,000? 21 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:37,737 - I-I'll let you know. 22 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,239 - Well, I'm here. Let me know. 23 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:41,207 And I'm bringing my own family and friends 24 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,675 to court as my jury. 25 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:44,210 Their opinions are like diarrhea. 26 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,245 It belongs in the toilet. 27 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:46,813 - You out of order! 28 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:48,848 Matter of fact, this whole damn courtroom is out of order! 29 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:51,751 - Y'all may have started it, but I'm going to settle it. 30 00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:52,952 - Let's just wrap this up 31 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:54,587 because I'm getting very irritated. 32 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:57,357 - You keep running your mouth, you ain't going to get nothing. 33 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:58,625 Court is now in session. 34 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,493 Baby, don't do me, do Jesus, 35 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:02,829 'cause He got more patience with you, OK? 36 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:06,065 [dramatic hip-hop music] 37 00:01:06,065 --> 00:01:09,436 - All rise for the only TV judge 38 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:13,807 who has a rap sheet of her own, the honorable Ms. Pat. 39 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:18,545 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,513 - Please be seated. 41 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,081 Hi, jury. Y'all ready to do something today? 42 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:23,383 - Let's go. - Nope. 43 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:24,417 - We ready to do it. We ready to do it all. 44 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,252 Talk to me now. [laughter] 45 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:29,055 - Let's roll, baby. Let's roll. 46 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:32,592 - This is the case of Presley versus Taylor. 47 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:35,728 - Plaintiff Shantaya Presley loaned her ex-best friend, 48 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:39,332 Uncle Bill, $4,200 to compete in a beauty pageant. 49 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:40,900 When Bill didn't win, 50 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:43,369 she claims he refused to pay her back. 51 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:45,805 But defendant "Uncle Bill" Taylor claims 52 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:48,074 Shantaya harassed him at his work, 53 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:51,010 causing him to lose his job as a hotel manager. 54 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:53,780 He feels like they're more than square. 55 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,415 [dramatic music] 56 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:57,584 - Now, before we get started, I just want to let y'all know 57 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,385 this is a jury of my peers. 58 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:01,521 They're like menopause. They going to come and go. 59 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,823 My opinion's the only one that matters, OK? 60 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:06,493 All right, so we have Shantaya? - Shantaya. 61 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,194 - So Shantaya? - Yes, ma'am. 62 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:10,029 - OK. Uncle Bill? 63 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:11,664 - Bill Taylor. 64 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:14,033 - Look here. Y'all ain't come here to change your damn names. 65 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:15,201 Uncle Bill? 66 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:16,803 [laughter] - Aunt Pat? 67 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:17,871 - [laughing] Oh. - Look here, boy. 68 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,072 You better find somebody to play 69 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,507 with that [bleep] glitter-ass jacket on. 70 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:22,175 - [laughing] - Don't play with me, baby. 71 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:24,310 Play with your mama, 'cause she the one who pushed you out. 72 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,179 - Ooh. - All right. 73 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:27,814 Let's get it started. 74 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:31,985 - I'm here because I loaned his ass $4,200 for a pageant. 75 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,186 And-- - A what? 76 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:34,320 - A pageant. 77 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,321 - What the [bleep] is a pageant? 78 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,723 - Pageant. - A pageant. 79 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,391 - So who was in the pageant? - He was in the pageant. 80 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:40,360 The pageant was in Mississippi. He lost. 81 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,161 And he don't feel like he owe me my money. 82 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:44,230 - You loan him $4,200? - I did. 83 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:45,632 - To be in a pageant? 84 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,901 Because you believe that he could win the pageant? 85 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,202 - I knew he could. 86 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:50,336 - Was he going to pay you back if he won? 87 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:51,838 - He was going to pay me back. 88 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,139 - And you was going to be bragging that you help him won? 89 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:54,307 - I was like, "That's my uncle." 90 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,209 That's Miss Bill. He won the pageant. 91 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,844 That's what I was going to say. 92 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:01,514 - So you got mad at your uncle because he went to Mississippi 93 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,650 and lost to some country bumpkins? 94 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:04,918 - He did. 95 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,219 - I got first runner-up, so it wasn't a loss. 96 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,554 - He wasn't that. He wasn't that boy. 97 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,122 He wasn't the better contestant. 98 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,623 - It ain't nothing like a pretty girl 99 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:12,592 who talk [bleep] country as hell. 100 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:13,960 - I'm from Mobile, Alabama, though. 101 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,528 - I can tell, bitch. - OK! 102 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,830 [laughter] - I can tell. 103 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:19,933 - I'm just saying. - OK, OK. I'm done with you. 104 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,167 Let me hear bright jacket. 105 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,702 Uncle Bill, tell me what's going on. 106 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,003 - All right. 107 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:25,705 Now, Shantaya, she did loan me some money. 108 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,106 - Mm-hmm. 109 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:28,241 - And I did say, yeah, I'll give your money back. 110 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,310 But she got me fired from my job, 111 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,444 so I don't feel like I owe her anything. 112 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,413 I feel like we even. 113 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:36,082 - Where did you work at? - I manage a hotel. 114 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,084 - How did she get you fired from your job? 115 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:40,520 - She was calling up there. She was like, where's that B? 116 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,821 That's what she was calling--saying--calling my-- 117 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,456 - She call you a bitch? - In my job, yeah. 118 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:44,557 - What I don't understand, Shantaya, 119 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,159 if you want money from somebody, 120 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,360 why would you get them fired? 121 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,695 Then they can't give you nothing. 122 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,997 - Allegedly. [laughter] 123 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,932 When he lost and he thought he wasn't going to pay me, 124 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:54,434 they made me feel a little way. 125 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,902 Then he stopped answering the phone. 126 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,503 So if you don't answer your phone, 127 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,305 I'm going to call your job. 128 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:02,041 And if you don't answer, I'm going to talk to your GM, 129 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:04,577 and we going to talk every day. [all exclaiming] 130 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,013 That man ran with me for many years. 131 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,615 He know. 132 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:11,317 When it come down to my money, hun, ain't nobody exceptional. 133 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,719 [laughter] - Girl. 134 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,253 - When they see me, they be like, oh, that's Ms. Tay. 135 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:15,488 She going to get her some money. 136 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:17,090 - Can we get a interpreter in here? 137 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,960 I don't know what the hell she has said the whole time. 138 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,395 [laughter and applause] Jesus! 139 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:25,164 - I sponsored your Denny's that Friday morning 140 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:26,399 when you got up for registration. 141 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,234 Let's get that understood. - You said what? 142 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:31,738 - I sponsored his Denny's, the grits, waffles, 143 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,107 the hash rounds. - Hash rounds? 144 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,608 [laughter] - Hash rounds. 145 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,310 - She sponsored the dentist? [Ms. Pat laughs] 146 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,445 I'm so confused. I'm lost. - Excuse me. 147 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:42,382 Are you trying to say Denny's the restaurant or his dentist? 148 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:44,150 - She's trying to say Denny's - Denny's! 149 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:45,518 - Huh? - Denny's. 150 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:47,920 - I've never met nobody who talk worse than I do. 151 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,255 - Uh-huh. 152 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:50,423 And I'm quite sure you graduated high school. 153 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,058 - Oh, I graduated college with honors. 154 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:53,326 - We can't tell bitch, 155 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:54,894 'cause my GED made me sound better than you. 156 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:56,029 - Where you graduated? - OK. 157 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,397 - I'm a real--listen. - Oh! 158 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,098 [gavel bangs] - Get over here. 159 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:00,000 You better get him. - No, I'm going to get you. 160 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,300 You better get him. - No, I'm going to get you. 161 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,902 Because I will take off this wig 162 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,238 and I will become Uncle Bill if you don't shut the hell up. 163 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,539 - Period. [laughter and oohs] 164 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,474 - Period. If you keep running your mouth, 165 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,343 you ain't going to get nothing. 166 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,545 I'm going to mess around and get Uncle Bill your money 167 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,547 so he can buy another [bleep]-up jacket. 168 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:16,249 - Oh! [laughter] 169 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,785 Now, you can stand there like you cute all you want to, 170 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,053 but I'm cute too. 171 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,220 Because it's a bitch on the inside of me 172 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,522 look just like you. 173 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,257 - That part. [laughter] 174 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,192 That part. [applause] 175 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:27,894 - Now, Uncle Bill. 176 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:29,295 How much was the pageant, Uncle Bill? 177 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,531 - The pricing varies. She gave me $4,200. 178 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:32,665 That was for various things. 179 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:33,666 She could have paid for a hotel. 180 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,234 She could have paid for a suit. 181 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:37,804 She could have paid for me to get there, gas. 182 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:40,440 - So did you take her $4,200 that she gave you 183 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,475 towards the pageant to buy these things 184 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,910 so you can be in the pageant? 185 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,411 - Yes, period. 186 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:46,412 - Can y'all bring in the evidence 187 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:47,914 of his clothes, please? 188 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,148 Let me look at these clothes. 189 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:51,284 It looked like you robbed Willy Wonka. 190 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,086 [laughter] - Oh, [bleep], baby. 191 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,455 That's the devil in the red jacket. 192 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,457 [laughter] - OK. 193 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:59,625 So Bill, how long after the pageant 194 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,094 did she start harassing you? 195 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,495 - Oh, the next day. 196 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:03,963 - What did she say, Uncle Bill? 197 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,331 - Bitch, how you go down there and lose a pageant 198 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,567 in Jackson, Mississippi? [laughter] 199 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:08,735 - Let's just wrap this up, 200 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,036 'cause I'm getting very irritated. 201 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,404 - You don't run nothing in here, baby. 202 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,439 - I do, and when I find out where you work again, 203 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:15,274 you going to get put out again. - Oh! 204 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:18,177 - Shantaya, you got the worst attitude in the world 205 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:20,513 for to be in this courtroom trying to win some money. 206 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:21,914 - I'm a very heavy girl. 207 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:23,116 - What do you mean, heavy? 208 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,250 - She got money. 209 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,886 - He didn't know I had one bust down. 210 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,821 - So you up here flexing because you got a Rolex? 211 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:31,390 - That ain't all I got. - Let me tell you something. 212 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,626 You ain't got to brag about what you are. 213 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,361 All you got to do is carry yourself 214 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:37,764 like a beautiful Black woman that you are. 215 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:40,199 And it's gone--everything is going to fall off of you. 216 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,168 We all feel it. - That's how you feel? 217 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,436 - That's what I know. 218 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:44,871 What are you talking about you a heavy girl? 219 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,206 I'm fat, but I'm loved. 220 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:48,207 - Yes. 221 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:49,542 - You're beautiful, 222 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,410 and don't nobody want to be around your ass. 223 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:54,113 So calm that [bleep] attitude down. 224 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,481 Say Amen, Ray J. 225 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,850 - Amen! 226 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,218 [laughter] 227 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:00,753 - Before I go out here and make this decision, 228 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,055 either one of you have anything to say? 229 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:05,858 - Fact of the matter is we signed a contract. 230 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:08,227 - Now that I think about it, all the stuff that she did, 231 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:09,929 I feel like she owe me $4,200. 232 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,098 - OK. All right. I heard enough. 233 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,400 I'm going to settle this right here, right now. 234 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,170 [dramatic music] 235 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:22,408 And I'm ruling in favor of... 236 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:24,377 Uncle Bill. 237 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:25,611 - Period. 238 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,380 - You're not going to pay her nothing. 239 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,881 If you wanted your money back, 240 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:30,149 you should have took him to court 241 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:31,751 before you harassed the hell out of him. 242 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:33,686 To me, you guys are even. 243 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:35,788 [gavel bangs] Y'all get out of my courtroom. 244 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,156 [applause] 245 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,992 - Ah! 246 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,828 - You-- I don't like you. You can go. 247 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,162 - You are dismissed. 248 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,764 - I never heard of the word heavy like that. 249 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,332 We just left Mobile. 250 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,767 They was heavy, 251 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,168 but that was from the chicken fingers at the club. 252 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:51,003 [laughter] 253 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:52,205 Your mama stole your car? 254 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,806 - Yes, Your Honor. - Ooh. 255 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,141 - You may be grown, 256 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,108 but you ain't going to be grown-er than me. 257 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,611 - Damn! [laughter] 258 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,881 - Jury, you are blessed that I even think 259 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:03,783 you worthy of being on this jury. 260 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:06,719 Don't let the power get to you. [laughter] 261 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:09,355 Bailiff, get to bailin' before you be locking me up. 262 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:13,292 - This is the case of Funderburk versus Funderburk. 263 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:16,362 - Plaintiff Maya Funderburk is accusing her mom 264 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:20,266 of grand theft auto and suing her for $3,300, 265 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,301 the price of a set of rims she purchased 266 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,704 for a 2013 Jeep Compass. 267 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:27,840 Defendant Tamica Funderburk claims she's not a thief 268 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,343 when the car is legally in her name. 269 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:34,213 So she's countersuing her daughter for $425 270 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:36,249 to repair the car's cracked windshield 271 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:39,552 when she reclaimed her time and her car. 272 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,721 - Maya, come on. Tell me why you're here today. 273 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,824 - I'm suing my mother for $3,330. 274 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:47,160 She stole my vehicle with my rims on there 275 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,528 that I had just purchased. 276 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,630 - Your mama stole your car? - Yes, Your Honor. 277 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,764 - Keep going. I want to hear more of this. 278 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:54,333 [laughter] - Who's name that car in? 279 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,669 - Mama, you going to be quiet. - Oh. 280 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:57,904 - It was a gift from my grandmother. 281 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,672 When I got the vehicle, I was a minor, 282 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:01,307 so the title went in her name. 283 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:02,842 And she just been procrastinating 284 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,011 to put the title in my name after I turn 18. 285 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,446 - Mm. 286 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:07,647 - We got into an argument because she was moving slow. 287 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,348 So she took the car. 288 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,551 - Well, hell, Mama. What you got to say about all this? 289 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,386 - Oh, yeah. She was mouthy. all: Ooh. 290 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,720 - She was mouthy? - She was mouthy. 291 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,355 - OK. 292 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:17,990 - And you can't be mouthy in my house where I pay my bills at. 293 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:19,325 - OK. - You may be grown, 294 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:20,660 but you ain't going to be grown-er than me. 295 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,829 - I know that's right. You hear that, Garrianna? 296 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,964 - I'm not listening. 297 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:27,533 [laughter] 298 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,035 - Yeah. Is she for real? 299 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,169 Keep going, Mama. 300 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:31,671 - It's consequences in my house. 301 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,006 If you want to be rude and disrespectful and talk back, 302 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,208 OK, that's cool. 303 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:38,244 That mouth, I don't-- I don't do mouth. 304 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,980 - Come on, Mama. You do mouth. [laughter] 305 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:44,717 Come on, Mama. We all do a little mouth. 306 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:47,420 What type of car is this y'all fighting over? 307 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,721 - It's a Jeep Compass. 308 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,890 - And the rims were $3,000? - Yes, ma'am. 309 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:51,991 - What year is the car? 310 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,159 - The whole car or just the rim? 311 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,393 - 2013. Just the rims. - Wait a minute. 312 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:58,064 You put $3,000 for rims on a 2013? 313 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,665 Girl, the insurance company 314 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:00,933 ain't even going to cover the car. 315 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,935 They going to cover the rims. [laughter] 316 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,270 Do you have any proof Grand Mama 317 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,905 intended to give you this car? - Yes, ma'am. 318 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,341 I brought a video. - OK, give me the video then. 319 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,176 What a video grandma at? 320 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,844 - Hi. My name is Sheila. 321 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:15,314 I am the grandmother of Maya Funderburk. 322 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:18,684 I gave Maya a Jeep Compass for graduation. 323 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:22,488 This car was meant for my granddaughter Maya always. 324 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,156 [all exclaiming] - Ooh! 325 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:25,825 - Grandmother said it. 326 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,160 [applause] - Yes, y'all know what it is. 327 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,595 - Grandma tripping. [laughter] 328 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,764 - I seen your mama. She look like she cut people. 329 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,099 [laughter] - Yeah, she don't play. 330 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,367 - Your Honor-- 331 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,768 - What did you say to your Black mama... 332 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,003 - [laughing] 333 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,871 - To make her take the whole car back? 334 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,306 - She was sitting on the couch, and I said, 335 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,474 "Mama, are you going to go anywhere? 336 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,242 If not, then I'm just about to go." 337 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,443 She didn't like that. 338 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:45,945 I guess my tone was too aggressive. 339 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,647 [laughter] - Tone matters. 340 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,949 - Yeah, tone matters. Mama, how did she say it? 341 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,218 - Oh, she was like, it ain't my fault 342 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,086 that your car been down for three months. 343 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,388 That's my car. - [laughing] 344 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,622 Wait. - Ooh. 345 00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:58,090 - Did you forget who your mama was? 346 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,191 - Ooh. - Oh, no. 347 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,426 - Obviously, she did. 348 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:01,494 - You lucky she ain't repossess your life 349 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,962 when she repossess the car. 350 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,197 [laughter] - What is your question? 351 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,099 - What's your sign? - Aries. 352 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,235 - [screams] - Oh, it all makes sense. 353 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,470 [laughter] It all makes sense now. 354 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,940 - I am a Aries. - All right. 355 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,008 [laughter] 356 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,978 - So are you countersuing her? - For $425. 357 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,947 Because when I took the car back, 358 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,748 there's a big-ass crack in the windshield. 359 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:25,284 - Do you have proof that the windshield is fixed? 360 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:26,419 all: Ooh. - Well, damn. 361 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,521 Is the windshield fixed? - It is. 362 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,489 - Where your receipt? - I got it. 363 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:31,891 [dramatic music] - Ooh, bailiff. 364 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:32,892 Get it, baby. 365 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,226 ♪ ♪ 366 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:37,563 - It's a quote. - So--oh, excuse me. 367 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,665 This ain't no receipt. This say a quote. 368 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:42,668 You went in and asked. [all exclaiming] 369 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:44,537 - She want money for looking at the crack. 370 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,073 [laughter] 371 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:50,776 - Mama, play "Candy Crush." Don't play me. 372 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,311 [laughter] 373 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,046 So Maya, you had an argument with your mama. 374 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,649 What does she do with the car? - She slept in the car. 375 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,150 - Sure did. 376 00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,952 - Because she said that I wasn't taking the car anywhere. 377 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,154 - Sure did. Got my little cover, judge. 378 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,056 - [laughing] - Got in the driver's seat. 379 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,858 Oh, you won't sneak off in the middle of the night 380 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,093 while I'm sleep. 381 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,694 - I've done that. If you ain't got nowhere 382 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,364 to hide your car from the repo man, you sleep in that bitch. 383 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,433 I did that so many times when I miss so many car notes. 384 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,701 [laughter] [Ms. Pat chuckles] 385 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,136 By the time he hook it up, you take off. 386 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,238 [laughter] - I would try that. 387 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,307 That's smart, Pat. Thank you. 388 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:24,176 - I've heard everything I needed to hear with this. 389 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,345 Let me just say, a mom is hard to come by. 390 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:27,980 You can't be talking back to your mama 391 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,882 no matter what age you are. 392 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:33,052 Tamica, you got to stop treating her like she a kid. 393 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,187 You did the ultimate ghetto [bleep]. 394 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:36,989 You might as well use a Social Security number. 395 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,325 [laughter] 396 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,826 So now I'm going to settle it. 397 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:44,196 [dramatic music] 398 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:47,833 I'm ruling in favor of... 399 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,536 the plaintiff, Maya Funderburk, 400 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:54,073 for $3,330. 401 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,075 [cheers and applause] 402 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,810 Sometimes, as parents, 403 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,000 we think we can push them around because we have them. 404 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,179 we think we can push them around because we have them. 405 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:04,016 But this is a grown-ass woman. You didn't buy that car. 406 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,485 You knew one day you were going to give that car back 407 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,621 because she turned 18. 408 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,690 That settles it. - Thank you, Your Honor. 409 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,258 Thank you, thank you. - You are dismissed. 410 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,893 - Thank you. Thank you. 411 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,461 Thank you! 412 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,798 - She tried to get me this. - She tried it, she tried it. 413 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,466 - See, if that were Carmen, she would have took the word 414 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,834 quote off the top of that bitch and said it was a bill. 415 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,336 - OK, 'cause I know how forge some [bleep]! 416 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,738 [laughter] 417 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,274 - OK, look. Do you feel like you the underdog sister? 418 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,176 - She always had a one up on me. 419 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,744 - I could relate to her. - Why? 420 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,112 'Cause Brandy had a bigger career? 421 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,514 all: Ooh! [laughter] 422 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,753 - OK, jury, I'm in a great mood, so that means 423 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,888 I'm going to let you say all the mean things, OK? 424 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,491 [laughter] 425 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,526 - All right. Let's see how long this lasts. 426 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,261 - Let's get judging. Bailiff. 427 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:52,532 - This is the case of Suggs versus Suggs. 428 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,168 - Plaintiff Kendra Suggs is suing her older sister 429 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,037 for $2,300, the amount to cover damage 430 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,907 she says was done to her home when her sister, Kayla, 431 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,843 had a rager at her place while she was out of town. 432 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,347 Defendant Kayla Suggs says she just had a little gathering, 433 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,516 and her little sister needs to loosen up. 434 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,351 She didn't break anything personally 435 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,087 and is not responsible for paying for anything. 436 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,555 - Well, tell me why you here, Kendra. 437 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:19,292 - I let my sister stay at my place while I was gone, 438 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,128 and she irresponsibly decided to throw a massive party. 439 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,631 They destroyed my stuff. They stole some things. 440 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,799 I'm just here to get my money. 441 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,867 - OK, Kayla. What you got to say? 442 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,537 - As someone who is an introvert like Kendra, 443 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,373 she might see a get-together as like a big crazy party. 444 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,908 But to an extrovert like me, 445 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,776 we just had some people come over and have a fun time. 446 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,979 - So you had a house party in an apartment? 447 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,381 - I wouldn't say it was a party. 448 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,782 It was a get-together. 449 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,951 - How many people was that this party total? 450 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,287 - I can't give you a total number because I can't-- 451 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,822 - Round it up to the nearest hundred. 452 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,390 - I'll say, like, about 30. 453 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,624 - Oh. 454 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,926 - How many bedrooms is this apartment? 455 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,761 - Two. 1,200 square feet. 456 00:14:54,761 --> 00:15:00,066 - You got 30 people in a 1,200-square-feet apartment? 457 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,267 - Ah-- 458 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,435 - So Kendra, when you came home, 459 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,803 what did your apartment look like? 460 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,739 - I had stains on my carpet in multiple areas. 461 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,076 My brand-new couch that I got had stains all over it. 462 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,244 - Holy cow. 463 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,745 - Ms. Pat, they even drank my 1942. 464 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,114 - Ooh, bitch. - Right? Right? 465 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,783 - Oh, no. Not the 1942. 466 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,652 - So I was appalled. - What's the $2,300 for? 467 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,288 - So-- - I know your 1942 is 200. 468 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,825 - Right. Replacing the blinds, replacing the key fob, 469 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,862 cleaning the couch, and then replenishing our food 470 00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:32,232 that they ate and, like, the rest of the bottles and stuff. 471 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,167 - Do you have proof of these damages? 472 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,169 - I have a couple pictures I brought. 473 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,239 - Y'all don't drink this girl 1942. 474 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,507 [laughter] 475 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,743 - Is that a blood stain? - That's not blood. 476 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,078 That's not blood. [laughter] 477 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,480 - This carpet looked like it was brand-new too. 478 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,516 - When I moved in, they did put in a new carpet. 479 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,917 [audience murmuring] - I can tell. 480 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,319 And she got all this red, white, blue, green. 481 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,722 - I see the plastic red cup. 482 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:59,792 - Baby, any time them red Solo cups show up, it's a party. 483 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,960 - Yes. [laughter] 484 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,028 - They don't show up for get-together. 485 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,830 It's a party. 486 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,732 You ought to be damn ashamed of yourself, 487 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,767 throwing a party at the Little Mermaid house. 488 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,869 [laughter] 489 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,105 - I'm not going to say it didn't have a little mess-up. 490 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:16,876 But to bring your sister, your blood to court 491 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,913 over $2,300 and she knows I don't have that? 492 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:23,216 - Don't use blood in here. You act up, you get sued. 493 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,818 Whether you a sister, brother, aunt, cousin, 494 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,887 I don't give a damn if you my child. 495 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,156 [laughter] You got my money, you get sued. 496 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,659 - That's what's up. - I will sue my mama. 497 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,127 [laughter] - OK. 498 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,333 - Plaintiff Kendra Suggs is suing her older sister, Kayla, 499 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,236 for throwing a huge party in her little apartment, 500 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,673 causing $2,300 in furniture damages 501 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,676 and drinking her bottles of 1942. 502 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,112 Ms. Pat is trying to settle it. 503 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,813 - Kendra, how is your relationship now? 504 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,416 - We did have a large blowout at my mom's place. 505 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,085 And we didn't talk for a extended amount of time. 506 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:02,689 So that's why I'm here today. - Jurors, help me out here. 507 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,458 - The facts are all here, Judge Pat. 508 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:10,663 You've got 30 people, 1,200 square feet, 1942 liquor gone. 509 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:14,467 It sound like an orgy. [laughter] 510 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,870 - Kendra, do you have any last words that you'd like to say 511 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,238 before I make my decision? 512 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,406 - I do. 513 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,774 She's done little things before, 514 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:24,177 but this was the pin in the haystack, you know? 515 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,645 - No. - No. 516 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,080 - What is the-- what's the phrase? 517 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,381 - Icing on top. - The needle in the-- 518 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,582 - This is the icing on-- the cherry, the icing. 519 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,917 - The needle in the haystack. 520 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,019 - The straw that broke the camel's back. 521 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,954 - It's OK. You live in the ocean. 522 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,723 I don't expect you to speak the language 523 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,024 that we speak on land. 524 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,327 Kendra, she's trying to get your attention. 525 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:45,932 Somewhere, somehow, your sister felt like she'd been ignored. 526 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,101 Because it looked like the focus has been on you. 527 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:53,106 And she's trying to get just a little bit of that spotlight. 528 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:56,443 Kayla, do you feel like you the underdog sister? 529 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,479 - I do. I'm the shorter one. 530 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,680 She was a cheerleader in high school. 531 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,282 I was one of the emo kids. 532 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,818 And she always had a one up on me. 533 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:07,954 And I just feel like now that she has her own apartment, 534 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,056 her relationship is going well, that she wants to be able 535 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,592 to just take some stuff out on me some more. 536 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,461 It really, really hurts. 537 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:18,898 - But Kayla, you're not a kid. You a beautiful girl. 538 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,734 You don't need 40 people in a two-bedroom house 539 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,837 to get the attention that you need. 540 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,872 - I can relate to her. - Why? 541 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,541 Because Brandy had a bigger career? 542 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:32,045 [laughter] How can you relate to this? 543 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,847 - I mean-- [laughs] 544 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:39,018 You just-- [laughter] 545 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,792 - I'm going to settle this right now. 546 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,660 [dramatic music] 547 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:51,464 I'm ruling in favor of... 548 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,400 Kendra for the full amount of $2,300. 549 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,202 You did mess up her carpet. 550 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,370 If you don't want to be the underdog, 551 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,272 stop doing underdog [bleep]. 552 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,406 It's going to be OK. 553 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,208 I want you to give each other a hug. 554 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,877 - I'm sorry. - Aw. 555 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,647 - OK. [applause] 556 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,848 - Y'all get out of my courtroom. 557 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,584 - You are dismissed. [applause] 558 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,453 - Could you really relate to that, Ray J? 559 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,554 - Yes. I need a minute. 560 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:18,391 - Sit your ass down. [laughter] 561 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,628 - [indistinct] claims you've been pimping 562 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,863 him and his brother. 563 00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:24,865 - Well, I gave Justin life. [laughter] 564 00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:27,567 - She getting child support from her child. 565 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:31,438 [laughter] - That's right! 566 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,540 - I'm here because I'm suing my best friend, Joshua. 567 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,041 I let him move in. I got him a job. 568 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,543 I got him a cell phone. 569 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,012 - Brandon, I think she got your rent money on her hand. 570 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,882 - Oh, absolutely, Your Honor. Absolutely. 571 00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:44,284 - I'm here to sue my cousin 572 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,586 because she owes me for bottle service. 573 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,389 - She drunk the bottles because you ordered a bottle. 574 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,459 - Yeah. She had a lot of it. I can tell. 575 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,628 - Um-mm. She's not. Um-mm.