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- You ain't never
met a judge like me.
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- Your Honor, Your Honor!
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- Shut the hell up and let
me get this thing together!
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Hey, y'all.
I'm Ms. Pat.
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I know the inside
of a courtroom.
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Went to jail
for selling cocaine.
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Now here I am 25 years later,
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sitting on this side
of the bench.
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- I put my faith in your hands.
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- Don't put your faith
in my hand.
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I ain't God.
I don't love you.
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I'm using everything
I learned on the street...
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Don't nobody owe you nothing.
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To solve dispute
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that are tearing real family
and friends apart.
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- I ain't care they find out.
What's his is mine.
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- We ain't married.
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- And we brothers.
- Hey.
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These are real cases
with real money on the line.
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What did you do
with the $5,000?
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- I-I'll let you know.
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- Well, I'm here.
Let me know.
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And I'm bringing my
own family and friends
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to court as my jury.
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Their opinions
are like diarrhea.
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It belongs in the toilet.
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- You out of order!
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Matter of fact, this whole
damn courtroom is out of order!
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- Y'all may have started it,
but I'm going to settle it.
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- Let's just wrap this up
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because I'm getting
very irritated.
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- You keep running your mouth,
you ain't going to get nothing.
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Court is now in session.
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Baby, don't do me, do Jesus,
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'cause He got more patience
with you, OK?
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[dramatic hip-hop music]
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- All rise for
the only TV judge
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who has a rap sheet of her own,
the honorable Ms. Pat.
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♪ ♪
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- Please be seated.
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Hi, jury. Y'all ready
to do something today?
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- Let's go.
- Nope.
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- We ready to do it.
We ready to do it all.
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Talk to me now.
[laughter]
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- Let's roll, baby.
Let's roll.
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- This is the case of
Presley versus Taylor.
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- Plaintiff Shantaya Presley
loaned her ex-best friend,
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Uncle Bill, $4,200 to compete
in a beauty pageant.
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When Bill didn't win,
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she claims he refused
to pay her back.
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But defendant
"Uncle Bill" Taylor claims
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Shantaya harassed him
at his work,
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causing him to lose his job
as a hotel manager.
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He feels like they're
more than square.
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[dramatic music]
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- Now, before we get started,
I just want to let y'all know
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this is a jury of my peers.
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They're like menopause.
They going to come and go.
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My opinion's the only one
that matters, OK?
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All right, so we have Shantaya?
- Shantaya.
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- So Shantaya?
- Yes, ma'am.
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- OK.
Uncle Bill?
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- Bill Taylor.
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- Look here. Y'all ain't come
here to change your damn names.
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Uncle Bill?
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[laughter]
- Aunt Pat?
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- [laughing] Oh.
- Look here, boy.
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You better find
somebody to play
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with that [bleep]
glitter-ass jacket on.
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- [laughing]
- Don't play with me, baby.
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Play with your mama, 'cause
she the one who pushed you out.
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- Ooh.
- All right.
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Let's get it started.
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- I'm here because I loaned
his ass $4,200 for a pageant.
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And--
- A what?
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- A pageant.
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- What the [bleep]
is a pageant?
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- Pageant.
- A pageant.
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- So who was in the pageant?
- He was in the pageant.
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The pageant was in Mississippi.
He lost.
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And he don't feel like
he owe me my money.
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- You loan him $4,200?
- I did.
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- To be in a pageant?
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Because you believe that
he could win the pageant?
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- I knew he could.
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- Was he going to pay
you back if he won?
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- He was going to pay me back.
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- And you was going to be
bragging that you help him won?
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- I was like,
"That's my uncle."
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That's Miss Bill.
He won the pageant.
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That's what I was going to say.
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- So you got mad at your uncle
because he went to Mississippi
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and lost to some
country bumpkins?
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- He did.
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- I got first runner-up,
so it wasn't a loss.
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- He wasn't that.
He wasn't that boy.
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He wasn't the
better contestant.
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- It ain't nothing
like a pretty girl
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who talk [bleep] country
as hell.
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- I'm from Mobile,
Alabama, though.
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- I can tell, bitch.
- OK!
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[laughter]
- I can tell.
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- I'm just saying.
- OK, OK. I'm done with you.
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Let me hear bright jacket.
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Uncle Bill,
tell me what's going on.
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- All right.
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Now, Shantaya,
she did loan me some money.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- And I did say, yeah,
I'll give your money back.
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But she got me fired
from my job,
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so I don't feel like
I owe her anything.
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I feel like we even.
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- Where did you work at?
- I manage a hotel.
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- How did she get you fired
from your job?
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- She was calling up there.
She was like, where's that B?
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That's what she was
calling--saying--calling my--
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- She call you a bitch?
- In my job, yeah.
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- What I don't understand,
Shantaya,
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if you want money
from somebody,
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why would you get them fired?
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Then they can't
give you nothing.
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- Allegedly.
[laughter]
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When he lost and he thought
he wasn't going to pay me,
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they made me feel a little way.
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Then he stopped
answering the phone.
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So if you don't
answer your phone,
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I'm going to call your job.
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And if you don't answer,
I'm going to talk to your GM,
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and we going to talk every day.
[all exclaiming]
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That man ran with me
for many years.
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He know.
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When it come down to my money,
hun, ain't nobody exceptional.
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[laughter]
- Girl.
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- When they see me, they
be like, oh, that's Ms. Tay.
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She going to get
her some money.
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- Can we get a interpreter
in here?
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I don't know what the hell
she has said the whole time.
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[laughter and applause]
Jesus!
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- I sponsored your Denny's
that Friday morning
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when you got up
for registration.
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Let's get that understood.
- You said what?
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- I sponsored his Denny's,
the grits, waffles,
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the hash rounds.
- Hash rounds?
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[laughter]
- Hash rounds.
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- She sponsored the dentist?
[Ms. Pat laughs]
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I'm so confused. I'm lost.
- Excuse me.
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Are you trying to say Denny's
the restaurant or his dentist?
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- She's trying to say Denny's
- Denny's!
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- Huh?
- Denny's.
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- I've never met nobody
who talk worse than I do.
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- Uh-huh.
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And I'm quite sure you
graduated high school.
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- Oh, I graduated college
with honors.
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- We can't tell bitch,
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'cause my GED made me sound
better than you.
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- Where you graduated?
- OK.
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- I'm a real--listen.
- Oh!
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[gavel bangs]
- Get over here.
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You better get him.
- No, I'm going to get you.
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You better get him.
- No, I'm going to get you.
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Because I will
take off this wig
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and I will become Uncle Bill
if you don't shut the hell up.
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- Period.
[laughter and oohs]
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- Period. If you keep
running your mouth,
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you ain't going to get nothing.
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I'm going to mess around
and get Uncle Bill your money
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so he can buy another
[bleep]-up jacket.
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- Oh!
[laughter]
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Now, you can stand there like
you cute all you want to,
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but I'm cute too.
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Because it's a bitch
on the inside of me
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look just like you.
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- That part.
[laughter]
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That part.
[applause]
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- Now, Uncle Bill.
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How much was the pageant,
Uncle Bill?
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- The pricing varies.
She gave me $4,200.
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That was for various things.
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She could have paid
for a hotel.
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She could have paid for a suit.
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She could have paid for me
to get there, gas.
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- So did you take her $4,200
that she gave you
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towards the pageant
to buy these things
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so you can be in the pageant?
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- Yes, period.
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- Can y'all bring
in the evidence
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of his clothes, please?
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Let me look at these clothes.
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It looked like
you robbed Willy Wonka.
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[laughter]
- Oh, [bleep], baby.
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That's the devil
in the red jacket.
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[laughter]
- OK.
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So Bill,
how long after the pageant
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did she start harassing you?
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- Oh, the next day.
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- What did she say, Uncle Bill?
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- Bitch, how you go down
there and lose a pageant
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in Jackson, Mississippi?
[laughter]
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- Let's just wrap this up,
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'cause I'm getting
very irritated.
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- You don't run nothing
in here, baby.
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- I do, and when I find
out where you work again,
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you going to get put out again.
- Oh!
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- Shantaya, you got the
worst attitude in the world
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for to be in this courtroom
trying to win some money.
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- I'm a very heavy girl.
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- What do you mean, heavy?
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- She got money.
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- He didn't know
I had one bust down.
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- So you up here flexing
because you got a Rolex?
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- That ain't all I got.
- Let me tell you something.
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You ain't got to brag
about what you are.
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All you got to do
is carry yourself
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like a beautiful Black woman
that you are.
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And it's gone--everything
is going to fall off of you.
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We all feel it.
- That's how you feel?
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- That's what I know.
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What are you talking about
you a heavy girl?
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I'm fat, but I'm loved.
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- Yes.
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- You're beautiful,
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and don't nobody want
to be around your ass.
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So calm that [bleep]
attitude down.
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Say Amen, Ray J.
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- Amen!
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[laughter]
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- Before I go out here
and make this decision,
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either one of you
have anything to say?
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- Fact of the matter is
we signed a contract.
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- Now that I think about it,
all the stuff that she did,
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I feel like she owe me $4,200.
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- OK. All right.
I heard enough.
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I'm going to settle this
right here, right now.
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[dramatic music]
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And I'm ruling in favor of...
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Uncle Bill.
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- Period.
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- You're not going
to pay her nothing.
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If you wanted your money back,
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you should have
took him to court
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before you harassed
the hell out of him.
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To me, you guys are even.
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[gavel bangs]
Y'all get out of my courtroom.
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[applause]
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- Ah!
246
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- You--
I don't like you. You can go.
247
00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,162
- You are dismissed.
248
00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,764
- I never heard of the word
heavy like that.
249
00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,332
We just left Mobile.
250
00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,767
They was heavy,
251
00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,168
but that was from the
chicken fingers at the club.
252
00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:51,003
[laughter]
253
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Your mama stole your car?
254
00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,806
- Yes, Your Honor.
- Ooh.
255
00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,141
- You may be grown,
256
00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,108
but you ain't going
to be grown-er than me.
257
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- Damn!
[laughter]
258
00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,881
- Jury, you are blessed
that I even think
259
00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:03,783
you worthy of being
on this jury.
260
00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:06,719
Don't let the power get to you.
[laughter]
261
00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:09,355
Bailiff, get to bailin'
before you be locking me up.
262
00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:13,292
- This is the case of
Funderburk versus Funderburk.
263
00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:16,362
- Plaintiff Maya Funderburk
is accusing her mom
264
00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:20,266
of grand theft auto
and suing her for $3,300,
265
00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,301
the price of a set of rims
she purchased
266
00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,704
for a 2013 Jeep Compass.
267
00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:27,840
Defendant Tamica Funderburk
claims she's not a thief
268
00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,343
when the car
is legally in her name.
269
00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:34,213
So she's countersuing
her daughter for $425
270
00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:36,249
to repair the car's
cracked windshield
271
00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:39,552
when she reclaimed her time
and her car.
272
00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,721
- Maya, come on.
Tell me why you're here today.
273
00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,824
- I'm suing my mother
for $3,330.
274
00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:47,160
She stole my vehicle
with my rims on there
275
00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,528
that I had just purchased.
276
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,630
- Your mama stole your car?
- Yes, Your Honor.
277
00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,764
- Keep going.
I want to hear more of this.
278
00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:54,333
[laughter]
- Who's name that car in?
279
00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,669
- Mama, you going to be quiet.
- Oh.
280
00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:57,904
- It was a gift
from my grandmother.
281
00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,672
When I got the vehicle,
I was a minor,
282
00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:01,307
so the title went in her name.
283
00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:02,842
And she just been
procrastinating
284
00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,011
to put the title in my name
after I turn 18.
285
00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,446
- Mm.
286
00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:07,647
- We got into an argument
because she was moving slow.
287
00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,348
So she took the car.
288
00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,551
- Well, hell, Mama. What you
got to say about all this?
289
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,386
- Oh, yeah. She was mouthy.
all: Ooh.
290
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,720
- She was mouthy?
- She was mouthy.
291
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,355
- OK.
292
00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:17,990
- And you can't be mouthy in my
house where I pay my bills at.
293
00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:19,325
- OK.
- You may be grown,
294
00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:20,660
but you ain't going
to be grown-er than me.
295
00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,829
- I know that's right.
You hear that, Garrianna?
296
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,964
- I'm not listening.
297
00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:27,533
[laughter]
298
00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,035
- Yeah.
Is she for real?
299
00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,169
Keep going, Mama.
300
00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:31,671
- It's consequences
in my house.
301
00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,006
If you want to be rude and
disrespectful and talk back,
302
00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,208
OK, that's cool.
303
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:38,244
That mouth, I don't--
I don't do mouth.
304
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,980
- Come on, Mama. You do mouth.
[laughter]
305
00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:44,717
Come on, Mama.
We all do a little mouth.
306
00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:47,420
What type of car is this
y'all fighting over?
307
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,721
- It's a Jeep Compass.
308
00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,890
- And the rims were $3,000?
- Yes, ma'am.
309
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:51,991
- What year is the car?
310
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,159
- The whole car
or just the rim?
311
00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,393
- 2013. Just the rims.
- Wait a minute.
312
00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:58,064
You put $3,000 for rims
on a 2013?
313
00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,665
Girl, the insurance company
314
00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:00,933
ain't even going to
cover the car.
315
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,935
They going to cover the rims.
[laughter]
316
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,270
Do you have any
proof Grand Mama
317
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,905
intended to give you this car?
- Yes, ma'am.
318
00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,341
I brought a video.
- OK, give me the video then.
319
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,176
What a video grandma at?
320
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,844
- Hi.
My name is Sheila.
321
00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:15,314
I am the grandmother
of Maya Funderburk.
322
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:18,684
I gave Maya a Jeep Compass
for graduation.
323
00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:22,488
This car was meant for my
granddaughter Maya always.
324
00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,156
[all exclaiming]
- Ooh!
325
00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:25,825
- Grandmother said it.
326
00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,160
[applause]
- Yes, y'all know what it is.
327
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,595
- Grandma tripping.
[laughter]
328
00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,764
- I seen your mama.
She look like she cut people.
329
00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,099
[laughter]
- Yeah, she don't play.
330
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,367
- Your Honor--
331
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,768
- What did you say
to your Black mama...
332
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,003
- [laughing]
333
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,871
- To make her take
the whole car back?
334
00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,306
- She was sitting on the couch,
and I said,
335
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,474
"Mama, are you going
to go anywhere?
336
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,242
If not, then
I'm just about to go."
337
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,443
She didn't like that.
338
00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:45,945
I guess my tone
was too aggressive.
339
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,647
[laughter]
- Tone matters.
340
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,949
- Yeah, tone matters.
Mama, how did she say it?
341
00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,218
- Oh, she was like,
it ain't my fault
342
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,086
that your car been down
for three months.
343
00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,388
That's my car.
- [laughing]
344
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,622
Wait.
- Ooh.
345
00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:58,090
- Did you forget
who your mama was?
346
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,191
- Ooh.
- Oh, no.
347
00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,426
- Obviously, she did.
348
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:01,494
- You lucky she ain't repossess
your life
349
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,962
when she repossess the car.
350
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,197
[laughter]
- What is your question?
351
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,099
- What's your sign?
- Aries.
352
00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,235
- [screams]
- Oh, it all makes sense.
353
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,470
[laughter]
It all makes sense now.
354
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,940
- I am a Aries.
- All right.
355
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,008
[laughter]
356
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,978
- So are you countersuing her?
- For $425.
357
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,947
Because when I
took the car back,
358
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,748
there's a big-ass crack
in the windshield.
359
00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:25,284
- Do you have proof that
the windshield is fixed?
360
00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:26,419
all: Ooh.
- Well, damn.
361
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,521
Is the windshield fixed?
- It is.
362
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,489
- Where your receipt?
- I got it.
363
00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:31,891
[dramatic music]
- Ooh, bailiff.
364
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:32,892
Get it, baby.
365
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,226
♪ ♪
366
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:37,563
- It's a quote.
- So--oh, excuse me.
367
00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,665
This ain't no receipt.
This say a quote.
368
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:42,668
You went in and asked.
[all exclaiming]
369
00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:44,537
- She want money
for looking at the crack.
370
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,073
[laughter]
371
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:50,776
- Mama, play "Candy Crush."
Don't play me.
372
00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,311
[laughter]
373
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,046
So Maya, you had an argument
with your mama.
374
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,649
What does she do with the car?
- She slept in the car.
375
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,150
- Sure did.
376
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,952
- Because she said that I
wasn't taking the car anywhere.
377
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,154
- Sure did.
Got my little cover, judge.
378
00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,056
- [laughing]
- Got in the driver's seat.
379
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,858
Oh, you won't sneak off
in the middle of the night
380
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,093
while I'm sleep.
381
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,694
- I've done that.
If you ain't got nowhere
382
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,364
to hide your car from the repo
man, you sleep in that bitch.
383
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,433
I did that so many times when
I miss so many car notes.
384
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,701
[laughter]
[Ms. Pat chuckles]
385
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,136
By the time he hook it up,
you take off.
386
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,238
[laughter]
- I would try that.
387
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,307
That's smart, Pat.
Thank you.
388
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:24,176
- I've heard everything
I needed to hear with this.
389
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,345
Let me just say,
a mom is hard to come by.
390
00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:27,980
You can't be talking back
to your mama
391
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,882
no matter what age you are.
392
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:33,052
Tamica, you got to stop
treating her like she a kid.
393
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,187
You did
the ultimate ghetto [bleep].
394
00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:36,989
You might as well use
a Social Security number.
395
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,325
[laughter]
396
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,826
So now I'm going to settle it.
397
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:44,196
[dramatic music]
398
00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:47,833
I'm ruling in favor of...
399
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,536
the plaintiff, Maya Funderburk,
400
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:54,073
for $3,330.
401
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,075
[cheers and applause]
402
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,810
Sometimes, as parents,
403
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,000
we think we can push them
around because we have them.
404
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,179
we think we can push them
around because we have them.
405
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:04,016
But this is a grown-ass woman.
You didn't buy that car.
406
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,485
You knew one day you were
going to give that car back
407
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,621
because she turned 18.
408
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,690
That settles it.
- Thank you, Your Honor.
409
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,258
Thank you, thank you.
- You are dismissed.
410
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,893
- Thank you.
Thank you.
411
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,461
Thank you!
412
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,798
- She tried to get me this.
- She tried it, she tried it.
413
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,466
- See, if that were Carmen,
she would have took the word
414
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,834
quote off the top of that bitch
and said it was a bill.
415
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,336
- OK, 'cause I know
how forge some [bleep]!
416
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,738
[laughter]
417
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,274
- OK, look. Do you feel like
you the underdog sister?
418
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,176
- She always had a one
up on me.
419
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,744
- I could relate to her.
- Why?
420
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,112
'Cause Brandy had
a bigger career?
421
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,514
all: Ooh!
[laughter]
422
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,753
- OK, jury, I'm
in a great mood, so that means
423
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,888
I'm going to let you say
all the mean things, OK?
424
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,491
[laughter]
425
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,526
- All right.
Let's see how long this lasts.
426
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,261
- Let's get judging.
Bailiff.
427
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:52,532
- This is the case of
Suggs versus Suggs.
428
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,168
- Plaintiff Kendra Suggs
is suing her older sister
429
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,037
for $2,300,
the amount to cover damage
430
00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,907
she says was done to her home
when her sister, Kayla,
431
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,843
had a rager at her place
while she was out of town.
432
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,347
Defendant Kayla Suggs says she
just had a little gathering,
433
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,516
and her little sister
needs to loosen up.
434
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,351
She didn't break
anything personally
435
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,087
and is not responsible
for paying for anything.
436
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,555
- Well,
tell me why you here, Kendra.
437
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:19,292
- I let my sister stay
at my place while I was gone,
438
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,128
and she irresponsibly decided
to throw a massive party.
439
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,631
They destroyed my stuff.
They stole some things.
440
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,799
I'm just here to get my money.
441
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,867
- OK, Kayla.
What you got to say?
442
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,537
- As someone who is an
introvert like Kendra,
443
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,373
she might see a get-together
as like a big crazy party.
444
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,908
But to an extrovert like me,
445
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,776
we just had some people
come over and have a fun time.
446
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,979
- So you had a house party
in an apartment?
447
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,381
- I wouldn't say
it was a party.
448
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,782
It was a get-together.
449
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,951
- How many people was
that this party total?
450
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,287
- I can't give you a total
number because I can't--
451
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,822
- Round it up to
the nearest hundred.
452
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,390
- I'll say, like, about 30.
453
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,624
- Oh.
454
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,926
- How many bedrooms
is this apartment?
455
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,761
- Two.
1,200 square feet.
456
00:14:54,761 --> 00:15:00,066
- You got 30 people in a
1,200-square-feet apartment?
457
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,267
- Ah--
458
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,435
- So Kendra,
when you came home,
459
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,803
what did your apartment
look like?
460
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,739
- I had stains on my carpet
in multiple areas.
461
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,076
My brand-new couch that I got
had stains all over it.
462
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,244
- Holy cow.
463
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,745
- Ms. Pat,
they even drank my 1942.
464
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,114
- Ooh, bitch.
- Right? Right?
465
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,783
- Oh, no.
Not the 1942.
466
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,652
- So I was appalled.
- What's the $2,300 for?
467
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,288
- So--
- I know your 1942 is 200.
468
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,825
- Right. Replacing the blinds,
replacing the key fob,
469
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,862
cleaning the couch,
and then replenishing our food
470
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:32,232
that they ate and, like, the
rest of the bottles and stuff.
471
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,167
- Do you have proof
of these damages?
472
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,169
- I have a couple pictures
I brought.
473
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,239
- Y'all don't drink
this girl 1942.
474
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,507
[laughter]
475
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,743
- Is that a blood stain?
- That's not blood.
476
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,078
That's not blood.
[laughter]
477
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,480
- This carpet looked like
it was brand-new too.
478
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,516
- When I moved in,
they did put in a new carpet.
479
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,917
[audience murmuring]
- I can tell.
480
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,319
And she got all this
red, white, blue, green.
481
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,722
- I see the plastic red cup.
482
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:59,792
- Baby, any time them red Solo
cups show up, it's a party.
483
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,960
- Yes.
[laughter]
484
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,028
- They don't show up
for get-together.
485
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,830
It's a party.
486
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,732
You ought to be damn ashamed
of yourself,
487
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,767
throwing a party at
the Little Mermaid house.
488
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,869
[laughter]
489
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,105
- I'm not going to say it
didn't have a little mess-up.
490
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:16,876
But to bring your sister,
your blood to court
491
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,913
over $2,300 and she knows
I don't have that?
492
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:23,216
- Don't use blood in here.
You act up, you get sued.
493
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,818
Whether you a sister, brother,
aunt, cousin,
494
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,887
I don't give a damn
if you my child.
495
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,156
[laughter]
You got my money, you get sued.
496
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,659
- That's what's up.
- I will sue my mama.
497
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,127
[laughter]
- OK.
498
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,333
- Plaintiff Kendra Suggs is
suing her older sister, Kayla,
499
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,236
for throwing a huge party
in her little apartment,
500
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,673
causing $2,300
in furniture damages
501
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,676
and drinking her bottles
of 1942.
502
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,112
Ms. Pat is trying
to settle it.
503
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,813
- Kendra, how is your
relationship now?
504
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,416
- We did have a large blowout
at my mom's place.
505
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,085
And we didn't talk for
a extended amount of time.
506
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:02,689
So that's why I'm here today.
- Jurors, help me out here.
507
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,458
- The facts are all here,
Judge Pat.
508
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:10,663
You've got 30 people, 1,200
square feet, 1942 liquor gone.
509
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:14,467
It sound like an orgy.
[laughter]
510
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,870
- Kendra, do you have any last
words that you'd like to say
511
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,238
before I make my decision?
512
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,406
- I do.
513
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,774
She's done little
things before,
514
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:24,177
but this was the pin
in the haystack, you know?
515
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,645
- No.
- No.
516
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,080
- What is the--
what's the phrase?
517
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,381
- Icing on top.
- The needle in the--
518
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,582
- This is the icing on--
the cherry, the icing.
519
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,917
- The needle in the haystack.
520
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,019
- The straw that broke
the camel's back.
521
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,954
- It's OK.
You live in the ocean.
522
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,723
I don't expect you
to speak the language
523
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,024
that we speak on land.
524
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,327
Kendra, she's trying
to get your attention.
525
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:45,932
Somewhere, somehow, your sister
felt like she'd been ignored.
526
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,101
Because it looked like
the focus has been on you.
527
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:53,106
And she's trying to get just
a little bit of that spotlight.
528
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:56,443
Kayla, do you feel like
you the underdog sister?
529
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,479
- I do.
I'm the shorter one.
530
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,680
She was a cheerleader
in high school.
531
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,282
I was one of the emo kids.
532
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,818
And she always had
a one up on me.
533
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:07,954
And I just feel like now that
she has her own apartment,
534
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,056
her relationship is going well,
that she wants to be able
535
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,592
to just take some stuff out
on me some more.
536
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,461
It really, really hurts.
537
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:18,898
- But Kayla, you're not a kid.
You a beautiful girl.
538
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,734
You don't need 40 people
in a two-bedroom house
539
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,837
to get the attention
that you need.
540
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,872
- I can relate to her.
- Why?
541
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,541
Because Brandy had
a bigger career?
542
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:32,045
[laughter]
How can you relate to this?
543
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,847
- I mean--
[laughs]
544
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:39,018
You just--
[laughter]
545
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,792
- I'm going to settle this
right now.
546
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,660
[dramatic music]
547
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:51,464
I'm ruling in favor of...
548
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,400
Kendra for the full amount
of $2,300.
549
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,202
You did mess up her carpet.
550
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,370
If you don't want
to be the underdog,
551
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,272
stop doing underdog [bleep].
552
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,406
It's going to be OK.
553
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,208
I want you to give
each other a hug.
554
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,877
- I'm sorry.
- Aw.
555
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,647
- OK.
[applause]
556
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,848
- Y'all get out
of my courtroom.
557
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,584
- You are dismissed.
[applause]
558
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,453
- Could you really relate
to that, Ray J?
559
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,554
- Yes. I need a minute.
560
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:18,391
- Sit your ass down.
[laughter]
561
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,628
- [indistinct] claims
you've been pimping
562
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,863
him and his brother.
563
00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:24,865
- Well, I gave Justin life.
[laughter]
564
00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:27,567
- She getting child support
from her child.
565
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:31,438
[laughter]
- That's right!
566
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,540
- I'm here because I'm suing
my best friend, Joshua.
567
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,041
I let him move in.
I got him a job.
568
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,543
I got him a cell phone.
569
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,012
- Brandon, I think she got
your rent money on her hand.
570
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,882
- Oh, absolutely, Your Honor.
Absolutely.
571
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:44,284
- I'm here to sue my cousin
572
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,586
because she owes me
for bottle service.
573
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,389
- She drunk the bottles
because you ordered a bottle.
574
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,459
- Yeah. She had a lot of it.
I can tell.
575
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,628
- Um-mm. She's not. Um-mm.