1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:02,369 - You ain't never met a judge like me. 2 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:03,536 - Your Honor, Your Honor! 3 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:04,637 - Shut the hell up 4 00:00:04,637 --> 00:00:06,072 and let me get this thing together! 5 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:07,774 Hey, y'all. I'm Ms. Pat. 6 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:09,776 I know the inside of a courtroom. 7 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:12,178 Went to jail for selling cocaine. 8 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,614 Now here I am 25 years later 9 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:16,182 sitting on this side of the bench. 10 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:17,450 - I put my faith in your hands. 11 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:18,551 - Don't put your faith in my hand. 12 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:20,253 I ain't God. I don't love you. 13 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,155 I'm using everything I learned on the street... 14 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,390 Don't nobody owe you nothing. 15 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,024 To solve disputes that are tearing 16 00:00:25,024 --> 00:00:27,527 real family and friends apart. 17 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,995 - I ain't care if he find out. What's his is mine. 18 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:30,430 - We ain't married. - We brothers. 19 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:31,831 - Hey. 20 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:34,434 These are real cases with real money on the line. 21 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:35,935 What did you do with the $5,000? 22 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:37,737 - I'll let you know. 23 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,239 - Well, I'm here, let me know. 24 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:40,907 And I'm bringing my own family and friends 25 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:42,342 to court as my jury. 26 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:43,877 Their opinions are like diarrhea. 27 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:44,911 It belongs in the toilet. 28 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,479 - You're out of order. 29 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,448 Matter of fact, this whole damn courtroom is out of order! 30 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:51,418 - Y'all may have started it, but I'm gonna settle it. 31 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,019 - Let's just wrap this up, 'cause I'm getting 32 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:54,421 very irritated. 33 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:55,755 - You keep running your mouth, 34 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,023 you ain't gonna get nothing. 35 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:58,625 Court is now in session. 36 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,527 Baby, don't do me, do Jesus. 37 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,829 'Cause he got more patience with you, OK? 38 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:05,598 [upbeat music] 39 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:08,368 - You are the people. You are the jury. 40 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,303 And I'm the good-looking bailiff. 41 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:12,071 [laughter] 42 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:15,442 All rise for the honorable Ms. Pat. 43 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:18,144 ♪ ♪ 44 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:21,681 - I don't know how good-looking he is, but y'all can sit down. 45 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:24,951 OK, Bailiff, what's the first case? 46 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:28,621 - This is the case of Jones versus Rowell. 47 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,657 - Plaintiff Dynasty Jones 48 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,293 is suing her baby sister for $2,000 49 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:34,794 to cover a canceled trip. 50 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:37,096 She claims her sis bailed on babysitting duties 51 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:39,432 and made Dynasty miss a sexy vacay 52 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:43,169 with a dream man who was gonna feed her pasta and lobster. 53 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:45,071 So shellfish of her. 54 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:47,674 Defendant Deprintice Rowell says she is always watching 55 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,476 her sister's kids for free, 56 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:53,012 and this time, she had to handle her own damn business. 57 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:57,917 Not her kids, not her lobster, not her problem. 58 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,652 - OK, before we get started, 59 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:02,522 I just want to let you know that this is my jury, OK? 60 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:03,990 Their opinion is like 61 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:07,393 a social media influencer with 50 followers. 62 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,062 Nobody gives a [bleep]. 63 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,131 [laughter] 64 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,067 OK, Dynasty Jones, tell me why you're here. 65 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,804 - I asked my sister Deprintice to watch my kids 66 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,639 for the weekend while I went to New York, 67 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,140 and she never showed up, 68 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:22,942 so I'm here to sue her for $2,000. 69 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:26,246 - Deprintice, did you agree to watch your sister kids? 70 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:29,182 - No, we talked about it, but I did not agree. 71 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,717 - Have you ever watched her kids before? 72 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,252 - Of course, yeah, they're my babies, 73 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:35,088 but she got two of 'em. They run rampant. 74 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,891 Nah, they do too much. They be fighting all the time. 75 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,292 It's hard to break up the fights. 76 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:41,361 Her kids' just too bad. I just can't. 77 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,662 - [laughs] Wow. 78 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,397 - They too bad. 79 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,799 - I can tell from her hair dye those kids are bad. 80 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:47,800 - Oh. 81 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,236 [laughter] 82 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,238 Do you typically pay your sister to watch your kids? 83 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,773 - No. What I look like? 84 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:55,174 [audience groans] 85 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:58,144 - No, that's my sister, I'm not paying her. No. 86 00:02:58,144 --> 00:02:59,646 - Just because she look like her daddy 87 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:02,815 don't mean she's a daddy. [laughter] 88 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,551 - That's baby daddy number two, 89 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:05,752 I want all to know. 90 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,320 Mm-mm, you responsible for them kids 91 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,454 just as much as I am. 92 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:10,023 I ain't trying to hear it. Nope. 93 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,658 They say it take a village. - Let me tell y'all something. 94 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:13,259 Y'all got to get out of that village crap. 95 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:15,828 Ain't no villages around here. We buy houses now. 96 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:18,498 - Yeah, I get it. OK, I'ma back it up. 97 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:20,400 OK, I had a white boy on my roster, 98 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,135 something like that. - What did we do? 99 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,637 - Uh-huh, he was feeding me pasta and lobster. 100 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:27,407 - Pasta and lobster? - Pasta and lobster, yes. 101 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:28,841 - [laughs] 102 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:30,743 - And he invited me to go to New York for the weekend. 103 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:34,948 She agreed that she would watch them and never showed up. 104 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,216 - So you mad because you missed the pasta and lobster? 105 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,452 - And my bed friend. What you mean? 106 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:41,421 - What the hell is a bed friend? 107 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,523 - A bed friend. 108 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:46,192 - When I ain't got nobody to lay in the bed with me, 109 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,595 I go lay with him, and we do our thing. 110 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,330 You know how that go, Your Honor. 111 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,665 - You suing your sister for $2,000 112 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:54,734 'cause you didn't get no white penis, 113 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,436 and no lobster, and no macaroni and cheese. 114 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,037 - I needed that white meat that weekend, girl. 115 00:03:58,037 --> 00:03:59,205 - White meat. 116 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:02,275 [laughter] 117 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,911 - Chris, is this what white men want Black women to do-- 118 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,647 eat lobster and macaroni and cheese? 119 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:10,950 - And then have sex with us? Yes. 120 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,920 [laughter] 121 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,988 - Oh, yeah, Chris. 122 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,155 - So what are you suing her for? 123 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:18,358 You say she owe you $2,000. - Mm-hmm. 124 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,759 - How does she owe you $2,000? 125 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,694 - I believe getting prepared for a trip 126 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:23,529 costs more than the actual trip itself. 127 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:26,232 - Do you have any receipts? - Yes, I do, ma'am. 128 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:28,134 - I got to see these receipts. 129 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:30,603 ♪ ♪ 130 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,671 What is it for? 131 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:35,708 - For nails, hair, clothes. 132 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,543 I had to get lingerie, all of that. 133 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:39,779 - You got to do all that before you go eat lobster? 134 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,148 - Girl, yeah. What you mean? 135 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,984 - Deprintice, did you know your sister was a ho? 136 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:48,321 [laughter] 137 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:50,390 - I knew. 138 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,425 - Deprintice, where was you? 139 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,361 - I was in the studio trying to get us out the hood. 140 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:58,097 - So what do you do? - I'm a rapper. 141 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:00,000 [laughter] 142 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,134 [laughter] 143 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,802 - Let me hear you spit something. 144 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,303 I'ma tell you if you're gonna get out of the hood. 145 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:05,538 - ♪ Let me spit it ♪ 146 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,040 ♪ Let me go ahead and hit the beat ♪ 147 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,107 ♪ She looking at me like DP ♪ 148 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,609 ♪ You looking like some meat ♪ 149 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:12,145 ♪ That I just want to grill and put you on a plate ♪ 150 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,480 ♪ I want to cut you up and eat you up, OK ♪ 151 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,350 ♪ I woke up this morning, I ate Frosted Flakes ♪ 152 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,752 ♪ 'cause I just woke up great ♪ 153 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:21,988 - All that eating. - Yo. 154 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:25,191 [laughter] 155 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:27,727 - She done made Ray J hungry. 156 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,029 He gonna have to whip out a snack. 157 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:32,198 - Yo. [laughter] 158 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,167 - All right. Come on, jury. 159 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,668 - I guess I want to know what did the white boy 160 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:38,004 on the roster say. Was he mad? Was he upset? 161 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,472 - Oh, baby, he was teed off. 162 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,607 We ain't talked since then. Mm-hmm. 163 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,142 - But if you have to pay for everything, 164 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:44,744 that's like, a waste of a white boy, ain't it? 165 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:45,978 - Kind of. 166 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:47,380 - Some would argue it's always a waste. 167 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:48,881 [laughs] 168 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:51,317 - Why the white boy couldn't just come to you 169 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,086 once your baby sitter flaked? 170 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,354 Y'all could have had lobster and pasta at your crib. 171 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:57,223 She a side chick, I get it. - Ooh! Ooh! 172 00:05:57,223 --> 00:06:00,126 - I just-- - Ooh! Never. 173 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,427 You gonna want to tell somebody about me. 174 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:03,196 Believe you me, I don't do side. 175 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,464 [laughter] 176 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,199 - OK, this is real easy. 177 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,834 What you have been doing, Dynasty, 178 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,202 is taking advantage of your sister. 179 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,637 - Ooh! - You--ooh, hell. 180 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:13,072 She didn't have no kids. 181 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:16,876 You are a very selfish woman. 182 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,312 You need to get a backbone. Tell her no. 183 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,115 So let me settle this once and for all. 184 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,650 [dramatic music] 185 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,586 I'm ruling in favor of... 186 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,488 ♪ ♪ 187 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:31,758 Deprintice, you do not owe your sister $2,000. 188 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,793 I don't have no problem with you 189 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,795 being a woman of the night. 190 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,630 [laughter] 191 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,633 You gotta make sure that somebody there 192 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:43,970 to watch them during the day, and it ain't her. 193 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,104 Get your ass out of here. 194 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:46,572 - You are dismissed. 195 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,307 - Ray J, what chances do Deprintice 196 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,610 have of getting a Grammy? 197 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,411 - A Grammy's tough. 198 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:55,681 [laughter] 199 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:00,620 - You're her sister but you his witness? 200 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,589 - Yes. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 201 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,225 - Yes. - Tell me more, girl. 202 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:08,728 - I blame the mother. 203 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:11,297 - Well, you don't tell me how to love my child! 204 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:13,032 - Y'all need counseling. 205 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:17,403 - Let's keep it simple and cute, jury. 206 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:18,404 Do your damn job, OK? - Gotcha. 207 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:19,439 - Yes, ma'am, yes. - Got it. 208 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,074 - Absolutely. - All right. 209 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,710 - OK, Bailif, go and start bailiffing. 210 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,445 Do what you do. - All right. 211 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,481 This is the case of Jones versus Peterson. 212 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,283 You may now enter. 213 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,051 - Plaintiff Harrison Jones is suing 214 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:35,688 his irresponsible fiancée Nakara for $5,000 215 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:38,224 for running rings around him, literally. 216 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,360 Nakara lost her first engagement ring 217 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,862 so charged a second one on Harrison's account. 218 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,931 Now Harrison's paying off both. 219 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:47,300 The defendant Nakara Peterson argues 220 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,701 that, since they are getting married, 221 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,169 what's his is hers, 222 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:53,239 and he should pay to put another ring on it. 223 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,575 - So, Harrison, tell me why you're here today. 224 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:59,145 - Well, Your Honor, I'm here to sue my fiancée for $5,000. 225 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:03,182 About two years ago, I bought her her engagement ring. 226 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,385 She lost it on her birthday. - Aw. 227 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,686 - She then decides, without me knowing, 228 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,087 to go buy another ring, 229 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:11,257 and she puts it on my account, and that's $5,000. 230 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:12,692 So now I'm paying for two rings 231 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,460 that I can't barely afford. 232 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,996 - Nakara, do you dispute anything that he's saying? 233 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,500 - Your Honor, I did lose my engagement ring 234 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,268 celebrating my 30th birthday. 235 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:23,603 I went to go get my nails done. 236 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:24,837 I went to go get something to eat, 237 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:25,972 went out for drinks. 238 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,974 Somewhere along the way, it was lost. 239 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:30,042 I actually took it very hard. I cried. 240 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,344 - Wow. 241 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,445 - So you replaced the second ring 242 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,946 on his credit card. 243 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:35,281 - Something like that. 244 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,849 I wouldn't say it was fully on his credit, 245 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,551 but yes. - Yes, it is. 246 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,887 - Mm, Harrison, you have the receipts? 247 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:42,422 Any proof? - Yes, I do. 248 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,257 - Let me have it, Bailiff. 249 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,258 Appreciate you, Bailiff. 250 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,292 - Mm-hmm. 251 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,596 - I see the charge for the ring, OK. 252 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,265 Are you still paying on the two or three rings 253 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,399 that y'all got lost? 254 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,667 - I'm still paying on the rings. 255 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:55,802 - So if you're still gonna marry her, 256 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,236 why are you here? 257 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:58,604 - Well, I just feel like she's a little irresponsible. 258 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:00,139 And I-- - So what do you want me to do? 259 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:01,240 Spank her? 260 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,642 [laughter] 261 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,310 Who is it you have with you? 'Cause I thought 262 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,546 it was your side chick. - Nah. 263 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,181 I have my sister with me today. - Oh, your sister? 264 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,348 Come on up, sister. 265 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:10,650 Child, I was like, "This boy done 266 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,752 "brought his sidepiece and his fiancée in here. 267 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,654 We're gonna have to take off these wigs and fight." 268 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,889 [laughter] 269 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,891 State your full name for the court, sweetheart. 270 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,426 - My name is Nicole Ingraham. 271 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,029 - And what is your relationship to these lovely people? 272 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,363 - Well, this is my sister. 273 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,632 - You're her sister, but you're his witness? 274 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:29,035 - Yes. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 275 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:31,537 - That's drama right there. - Yep. 276 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,239 - So how are you involved in this? 277 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,540 - I've been dealing with her losing stuff 278 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,008 my whole entire life. 279 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,477 Like, she loses stuff way too much, 280 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,679 and she doesn't care, and she didn't cry that night. 281 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,948 I was out with her, and she just kept drinking. 282 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:44,350 She was like, "It's my 30th, let's go crazy. 283 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,586 I'll get another ring." - Whoa. 284 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,854 - Tell me more, girl. 285 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,322 - She expected him to buy another ring. 286 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,957 And I said, "That's not how you're supposed to do it. 287 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,558 You're supposed to do it with your money." 288 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:54,594 And she was like, "His money is my money." 289 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,995 You're about to get married. 290 00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:58,331 You have to grow up, contribute to the household. 291 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,499 - I do, 292 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,100 and you can't put everything in money. 293 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,401 As a mother... - See? 294 00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:04,337 - I do a lot that I can't equate to money. 295 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,039 I didn't work 12 hours today. I was with three kids all day. 296 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,574 So I feel like I deserved it. 297 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,109 - Oh, Lord. - No. 298 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,344 - Thank you. You are dismissed. 299 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,345 - Thank you. 300 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,779 - I can tell you one thing. 301 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,549 A $5,000 ring is a lot of money to regular people, 302 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,950 and I don't know if you regular people, 303 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,418 'cause I ain't even gonna judge you 304 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:21,120 'cause y'all in here with your Christmas outfits on, 305 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,089 gold and green. 306 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:24,857 [laughter] 307 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:27,426 - I'll bet. - He's not playing. 308 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:28,928 - Like a tall Maxwell. 309 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,863 [laughter] 310 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:32,498 - Why aren't you married yet? 311 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:35,835 - I'm just afraid that she gonna keep going along 312 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,236 with fumbling the bags. 313 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,071 - Fumbling the bags? What bags you gave her? 314 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,172 - I mean, the money. 315 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,307 I give her a lot of money, 316 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,242 like her titties she got on her. 317 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,844 - Her titties? - Yeah, I paid for that. 318 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:45,845 - Wait. - Mm-hmm. 319 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,580 - You bought somebody a A cup? 320 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,948 - Yeah. 321 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,583 I took her overseas to get it done. 322 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,018 - I wanted to be natural. 323 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,553 I wanted to look, you know, good, not cartoonish. 324 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,688 - All she needed was a couple drive-throughs 325 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,156 through the Chick-fil-A, and that'll make her 326 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,358 gain some titty. 327 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:01,294 That's how I got mine. 328 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:04,597 [laughter] 329 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,265 - I mean, this baby done lost everything. 330 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,833 I can't believe she ain't lost one of the kids. 331 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,068 [laughter] 332 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,870 - Let me ask you something, Harrison. 333 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,338 Is there any final remarks? 334 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,806 - Yes. - Yes? 335 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:16,442 - I just want you to know I love you with all my heart, 336 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,377 but you got to pay up. 337 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:21,447 You got to take accountability so I won't feel how I feel, 338 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,182 going forward on our marriage. 339 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,884 - Nakara? - I really love you, 340 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,152 and I don't want you to feel like, 341 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,254 due to my lack of responsibility, 342 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:31,223 that I care any less. - OK. 343 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,525 I can tell you one thing. 344 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,461 If I lose a $5,000 ring, it's gonna ruin my night. 345 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,529 - It did ruin my night. 346 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,897 - But you kept drinking. - I did. 347 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,165 - I wouldn't have left that restaurant 348 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,666 without my $5,000-- 349 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,768 I would have searched everybody coming out of that place. 350 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,437 - After we ate, I did go back. 351 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,272 - And my hand would have been in everybody's drawers 352 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,607 at that restaurant. - Oh, yes. 353 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,908 [laughter] 354 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:52,144 - So you didn't do enough for a $5,000 ring. 355 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,446 But you all talking about your love, 356 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,481 and I know the snatch must be good, 357 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,917 but damn, I can't even believe 358 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:00,019 that y'all can finish a sexual activity together. 359 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,420 Y'all so irresponsible. 360 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,788 [laughter] 361 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,423 I mean, she forgets stuff. 362 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,792 She forgets you on top of her and just walk off. 363 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:09,295 [laughter] 364 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,497 OK, it's time to settle this once and for all. 365 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,899 [tense music] 366 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:14,000 I'm ruling in favor of... 367 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,468 I'm ruling in favor of... 368 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,637 ♪ ♪ 369 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,871 Nakara. 370 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:22,108 She don't owe you $5,000. - OK. 371 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,176 - Come on, now, you about to say I do, 372 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,945 and now you want her to pay. 373 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,413 It don't work like that. 374 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,148 When you get married, you do promise 375 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:31,484 to share everything, including the truth. 376 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,253 And don't you ever in your life 377 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,655 wear that shirt again. 378 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,056 [laughter] 379 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,658 - What's wrong with my shirt? 380 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,693 - Dude, I thought you was an old-ass couch 381 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,694 walking in here. 382 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,396 [laughter] 383 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,865 I don't know where you bought it from, 384 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,100 but, baby, you should ask her to lose it. 385 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,836 [laughter] 386 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,072 Go on, get out my court. 387 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,407 I've got another case. Go on. 388 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,277 - You remember that time I lost my engagement ring in Indiana? 389 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,445 - She lost her ring at my house, 390 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,347 and she booed the [bleep] hoo. 391 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,015 - I cried for three days. 392 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,717 - I thought she thought I stole her ring. 393 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,185 - No, you didn't. 394 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,620 But y'all want to know what I did? 395 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,790 - I went back home, and I got a ring made 396 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,826 exactly like it, and my husband never knew. 397 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:16,662 - Her husband never knew. - No, he never knew. 398 00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:18,597 - Did you think he wasn't gonna find out? 399 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,332 - I ain't care if he find out. What's his is mine. 400 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,767 We brothers. That's the point. 401 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,135 - We ain't married, [bleep]. 402 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,170 - Ooh. 403 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,507 - Look here, jury, somebody's gonna 404 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,708 come in this courtroom and try to play us today, 405 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,842 but we're gonna handle our business. 406 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:30,810 - We--listen. - OK, let's do it. 407 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,944 - We got your back. 408 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,379 [upbeat music] 409 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,214 - All right, Bailiff, go on and do your job 410 00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:37,050 so you can feed your kids. - All right. 411 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:40,119 This is the case of Andrews versus Snowden. 412 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,255 - Plaintiff Curstin Andrews is suing his brother 413 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,157 Tevin for $300, 414 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,125 after Tevin used Curtin's Cash App 415 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,960 to buy him some brand-new Jordans. 416 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,196 But defendant Tevin Snowden swears 417 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:53,299 little bro Curstin promised the sneakers for his birthday. 418 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,802 He was just speeding up the process. 419 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,805 - You got some little hound dog eyes. 420 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,640 [laughter] 421 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,508 OK. You guys are brothers? 422 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,010 - Yes, ma'am. - Different daddies? 423 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,079 - That's right. - I can tell. 424 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,547 [laughter] 425 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,849 Curstin, why are you here today? 426 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,218 - I'm here to sue my brother for $300, 427 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,921 because he decides to go in my phone 428 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:18,257 and use my Cash App to buy him a pair of shoes. 429 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,393 But he recently moved in with me 430 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,894 because our mother kicked him out. 431 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,162 - Dang. 432 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,630 - So I was the only backup plan for him. 433 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,199 I really ain't got much to say to him 434 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,302 until I get my money back. - Tevin, why are you here? 435 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,536 - He told me he was gonna buy me the shoes 436 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,671 for my birthday. 437 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,106 That's how it originally started, 438 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:36,209 but him taking forever, I went and got 'em myself. 439 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,077 - Did you think he wasn't gonna find out? 440 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,712 - I ain't care if he find out. What's his is mine. 441 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,247 We brothers. That's the point. 442 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,615 - We ain't married, [bleep]. 443 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,083 - Ooh. 444 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,451 - Wow, language. 445 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,886 - Don't say the MF word. This is church. 446 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,887 [laughter] 447 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,122 - Yeah. 448 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,790 - Curstin, tell me about your relationship. 449 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,092 - Before all this began, we was close. 450 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,561 But ever since he moved in, 451 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,364 my money ended up missing, my car being took, 452 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:01,033 my clothes being worn, and then my food being ate up. 453 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,235 - Drawers too? 454 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,303 [laughter] 455 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,772 - Nah, nah. 456 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,306 - Let me see these damn shoes. 457 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,841 - Oh, let me show you how I drip my thing. 458 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,676 Let the ball bounce. [imitates shoes squeaking] 459 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:13,479 Pssh, pssh, pssh, bow. 460 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,081 These are Spike Lee editions. 461 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,449 Yeah, I had to get these. 462 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,584 - And you got on a pallbearer suit. 463 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,720 [laughter] 464 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,221 So you have a witness? 465 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,623 - Yes, ma'am, I do. - OK. 466 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,525 Come on up, ma'am. - Ma Dukes. 467 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,859 - That's our mother. 468 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,227 Don't go and snitch on me. 469 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,629 Always taking his side, anyways. 470 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,031 - State your full name for the court, please. 471 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,866 - Keisha Davis. - Keisha Davis. 472 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,001 Both of these are your sons? 473 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,003 - [sighs] Yes. - Oh. 474 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,572 - His daddy was a pastor. His daddy was a gangster. 475 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,307 I didn't know, OK? 476 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,775 All I could do was pray. 477 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,477 - Ma'am, what do you want for your sons? 478 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,412 - I want them to get theyself together. 479 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,281 Curstin is--is OK. 480 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,016 Tevin, I'm so worried about him. 481 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,919 I'm just hoping that he gets on the right path. 482 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,755 I'm not about to lose my eyelashes. 483 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,290 - Just let it flow. Let it flow. 484 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,925 - I thought she's worrying about losing her child. 485 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,526 She's on the damn eyelashes. - Right. 486 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,861 [laughter] 487 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,796 - Thank you for your testimony, ma'am. 488 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,231 - All right, thank you. 489 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,466 - All I want them to do is, you know what I'm saying, 490 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,667 is show me love. 491 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,635 They treat me like trash, like an outsider. 492 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,904 - Y'all need counseling. - Yes. 493 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,105 - This is deeper. 494 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,310 - It is not brotherly love as Curstin Andrews 495 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,714 is suing his brother Tevin for $300 for a pair of Air Jordans 496 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,049 that Tevin bought on his brother's dime. 497 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,818 - You in here bragging like, "Yeah, I took their money. 498 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,086 What's theirs is mine." 499 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,253 You got a good mama, 'cause I would have 500 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,621 bitch slapped you. 501 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,390 - Ms. Pat is ready to get to the bottom 502 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,425 of this family feud. 503 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,194 - So after all this, you kicked him out. 504 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,196 - Oh, yes, for sure. - So where you live at now? 505 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,497 - I got a little shorty. 506 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,631 A little situation. You know what I'm saying? 507 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,733 I got a little situation. 508 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,067 - So you living with a girl now? 509 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,702 - Yes, ma'am. See my smile? 510 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,137 [clicks tongue] She pay for everything. 511 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,272 All I got to do is lick my lips like that. 512 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,074 - Oh, hell no. 513 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,577 [laughter] 514 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,679 This is the first case ever 515 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,915 where I 100% blame the mother. 516 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,083 - Wow. 517 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,152 - I see the pain in him. 518 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,087 That's the reason why he acting like this. 519 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,757 He helping himself 'cause ain't nobody helping him. 520 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,492 - Hold up. Wait a minute. - Mm-hmm. 521 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,727 - I worked very hard to help my sons. 522 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,663 I can't control where he go or who he hang out with. 523 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,732 All I can do is pray. I got him help. 524 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,467 He didn't want to stay into the program. 525 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,702 I just told him that I love him, 526 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,170 and he pushed me away. 527 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,506 You don't tell me how to love my child! 528 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,141 - Well, why did you push her away? 529 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,308 - Fake love. I don't want that. 530 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,643 - Fake love? - Ain't no fake love! 531 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,378 - I don't want that love. - Come up here, Mama. 532 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,081 Look at your mama. - He don't care. 533 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,116 I can't be chasing him in the street 534 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,085 in the middle of the night, Ms. Pat. 535 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,021 - Well, I apologize. 536 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,756 I didn't know how deep it was. 537 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,358 I didn't know he pushed her away. 538 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,226 - Have a seat, baby. You gonna be OK. 539 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,395 - Mama, come here. 540 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,963 - You'll get my makeup on you. - It's OK. 541 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,432 - I apologize... - OK. 542 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,599 - For being so judgmental. 543 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,435 - You remind me of my damn family. 544 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,371 You OK? - I'm all right. 545 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,273 - Somebody give him a hug. Give her a hug. 546 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,208 That's right. That's right. 547 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,209 [applause] 548 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,377 That's right. 549 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,978 - I love you so much. You gonna be OK. 550 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,182 I'm not gonna give up on you, OK? 551 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,784 Hug your brother. Y'all stop all this madness. 552 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,120 [applause] 553 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,354 - Oh, my God. 554 00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:11,024 [applause] 555 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:14,093 - This case hit me hard because it's about family. 556 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,296 Tevin, I feel your pain. 557 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,932 I can see the hurt in your eyes that you want to be loved. 558 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,201 You actually got somebody here to love you, 559 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,702 but instead, you hurt them. 560 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,504 And I truly believe this whole case 561 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,739 is deeper than $300 and a pair of shoes 562 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,408 that he decided to buy on his own. 563 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,176 I'm gonna settle this once and for all. 564 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:33,179 [dramatic music] 565 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,581 Here's my decision. 566 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,015 I'm gonna rule... 567 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:39,085 [tense music] 568 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,720 In the favor of the family. 569 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,156 I don't care about these shoes. I care more about your family. 570 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,492 We're gonna give you the resources you need. 571 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,093 We're gonna give y'all some research 572 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:50,497 and $1,000 to go towards counseling as a family. 573 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,599 - Appreciate you. - Thank you, Your Honor. 574 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,267 We appreciate you. 575 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,969 Get your little butt over here. 576 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,474 - And I'll give you the $300 for your brother. 577 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,710 You know what I'm saying? - I appreciate it. 578 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,144 - All right. Go and get out my courtroom. 579 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,813 Wait outside for Ray J. 580 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,382 - You are dismissed. - This was really nice. 581 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,150 - I tell my kids, I'm not your backbone, 582 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,453 but if you truly need me, I'm here for you. 583 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,054 My kid's probably in the back hollering, 584 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,890 "You ain't shit, Mama!" 585 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,091 [laughter] 586 00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:22,663 - I loaned his ass $4,200 for a pageant. 587 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:25,265 - Uncle Bill? - Aunt Pat? 588 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,433 - [laughs] - Look here, boy. 589 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,734 You better find somebody to play with 590 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,036 that [bleep] glitter-ass jacket at home. 591 00:19:29,036 --> 00:19:30,704 Don't play with me, baby. 592 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:32,706 Play with your mama cause she the one who pushed you out. 593 00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:34,308 - Ooh. - I'm suing my mother. 594 00:19:34,308 --> 00:19:35,776 She stole my vehicle. 595 00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:38,846 - This car was meant for my granddaughter Maya always. 596 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:40,180 - Mm. - Ooh. 597 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,249 - Grandmama said it. - Grandma tripping. 598 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:45,486 - Mama, play "Candy Crush." Don't play me. 599 00:19:45,486 --> 00:19:48,055 - I let my sister stay at my place, 600 00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:49,456 and she threw a massive party. 601 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,859 Ms. Pat, they even drank my 1942. 602 00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:53,827 - Ooh, bitch. - Right?