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- You ain't never met
a judge like me.
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- Your Honor, Your Honor.
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- Shut the hell up, and let me
get this thing together.
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Hey, y'all, I'm Ms. Pat.
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I know the inside
of a courtroom.
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Went to jail
for selling cocaine.
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Now here I am 25 years later,
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sitting on this side
of the bench.
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- Put my faith in your hands.
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- Don't put your faith
in my hand.
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I ain't God.
I don't love you.
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I'm using everything
I learned on the streets...
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Don't nobody owe you nothing.
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...to solve disputes
that are tearing
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real family and friends apart.
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- I ain't care
that he find out.
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What's his is mine.
- We ain't married.
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- We brothers.
- Hey.
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These are real cases
with real money on the line.
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What did you do
with the $5,000?
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- I'll--I'll let you know.
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- Well, I'm here. Let me know.
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And I'm bringing
my own family and friends
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to court as my jurors.
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Their opinions
are like diarrhea.
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It belongs in the toilet.
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- You're out of order.
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Matter of fact, this whole
damn courtroom is out of order!
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- Y'all may have started it,
but I'm gonna settle it.
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- Let's just wrap this up,
because I'm
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getting very irritated.
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- You keep running your mouth,
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you ain't going to get nothing.
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Court is now in session.
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Baby, don't do me.
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Do Jesus,
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'cause he got more
patience with you, okay?
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♪ ♪
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- All rise.
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God may rest
on the seventh day.
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This judge believes
in justice all week long.
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The Honorable Ms. Pat.
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- Y'all can sit down.
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Jury, raise your right hand.
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Do you swear to make me
not look like a fool?
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- Wait.
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You're confusing me.
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[laughter]
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- Do you swear to not
make me look like a fool?
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- I can't.
- I--
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[laughter]
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- Bailiff, start bailiffing.
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- This is the case of
Spaulding vs. Pleasants.
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- Plaintiff Tommy Spaulding
is suing
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his ex-best friend Elwood
for 3,500 bucks.
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He claims Elwood was
pet sitting
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two exotic animals he planned
to give his girlfriend
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on Valentine's Day.
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But he was wilding out
and lost the critters.
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Defendant Elwood Pleasants
claims
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it's a jungle out there,
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and the animals were
actually stolen
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by a con man on the corner.
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He says Tommy is barking up
the wrong tree,
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and he doesn't owe
the plaintiff anything.
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- Okay.
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Now, these are
a jury of my peers.
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I may or may not
listen to them.
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Their opinions are like
Jehovah Witness knocks.
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I may or may not answer.
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[laughter]
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Okay, Tommy--
that's you, right?
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- Yes, ma'am.
I'm Tommy Spaulding.
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- Okay, all right.
I just asked your name.
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- Okay.
- Calm down.
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- Okay.
- You're Elwood, right?
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- Yes.
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- I don't think anybody else
can be Elwood but you.
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All right, Tommy,
tell me why you're here.
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- Today, I'm here suing
my ex-best friend over there,
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looking like ET
going to church.
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- Wow.
- You're going to say
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your friend look like ET
when your hair
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ain't been twisted
in at least nine years?
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- You the judge, so I can't
get on you with all that.
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- Okay, why are you here?
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Why are you here?
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- I had bought exotic pets.
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It was a gift for Valentine's
Day for my girlfriend.
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And I let him hold the pets.
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And when I come back,
he don't know where they at.
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And because she ain't get them,
she broke up with me.
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And I'm out the money,
out a girl, and a friend.
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- It was more than one pet?
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- It was a pit bull,
and it was a finger monkey.
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- A what?
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- It's called a finger monkey.
- A finger monkey?
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- Yeah, yeah,
they're real big in Florida.
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- You had your finger
up his ass?
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[laughter]
- No, no, no, no.
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They wrap around your finger.
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I have a picture
so you can see.
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Because I know
it's kind of hard.
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[hip-hop music]
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- What the [bleep]?
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- Aw, what was his name?
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- His name was Bubble Junior.
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- He looked like a Bubbles.
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- And the pit bull
was named Wishbone.
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- I know a dog is
a man's best friend.
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But I have no idea what
a finger monkey is to you.
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That sound like a sex toy.
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What did Elwood say
when you got home?
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- He was like, "Well, uh, I let
some man hold the animals.
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"I turned around,
and he vanished.
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And I never seen him again."
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And so I'm just here today
to get my money back.
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- Okay, Elwood,
what's going on here?
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- Your Honor, I knew him
for about 15 years.
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So he asked me pet sit them for
a little bit while he go out.
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All right, cool pet.
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I'm walking the dog
and the monkey.
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I get some people coming around
me checking out the animal.
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This guy came up,
asked to hold it.
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- He wanted to hold, what,
the finger monkey?
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- Hold the finger monkey,
yes, so I let him hold it.
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And I go to turn my head
for a moment, and he ghosts.
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- What?
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- Crackhead ran off
with the monkey?
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[laughter]
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So you let--
- He dipped.
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- A crackhead steal a monkey
and a pit bull from you?
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- Look, I don't know.
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I just know they're
hard to catch.
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I don't know.
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- You should never let
a stranger touch your monkey.
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[laughter]
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Do you ever think that
Elroy did a switch on you
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and probably sold the damn
monkey and the pit bull?
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- You know, Your Honor, we've
been friends for so, so long.
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I would never have
thought that.
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But maybe you're right.
Maybe he got me.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Did you have
all of that bling
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before or after the
finger monkey was stolen?
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- Ooh!
- You know what?
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He got a good point,
'cause he never did.
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- I mean, I got it
from a friend.
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- Yeah, the crackhead?
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[laughter]
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- I ain't never heard of
a crackhead that runs fast.
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- You ain't never
been to the hood.
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- Crackhead--byoom!
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- Yeah, but, no.
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- I sold a lot of crack.
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Crackheads are fast.
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- We got to talk.
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- No, we don't have to talk.
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- No, we don't have to talk.
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I'm on the other side
of the law.
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[laughter]
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Okay, Tommy, before
I make my decision--
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- Okay.
- What do you have to say?
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- I have to say that
if that was me,
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I would have just
paid him his money
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and kept our friendship good.
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He should have had integrity.
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But if he not have integrity,
then we out here
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to see if you gonna
do the right thing.
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So I'll put my faith
in your hands.
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- Wow.
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- Don't put your faith
in my hand.
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I ain't God.
I don't love you.
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[laughter]
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- That's all good.
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- All right, let me settle
this once and for all.
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Tommy, I believe
you stole the monkey.
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And he lost the monkey.
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You know, you probably got
that monkey on a hookup.
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But you want to come in here
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and get full price
from somebody who can't even
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hardly keep his eyes open.
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You're so sleepy
that Frosty chain
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is about to break your neck.
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And you over there
blinging for nothing.
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You shouldn't bring that kind
of attention to yourself.
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Wake up.
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Now, let me settle
this once and for all.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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I'm ruling in favor of...
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the plaintiff.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Elwood's gonna give you half,
which is $1,750.
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It's only because he admitted
he lost the monkey and the dog.
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But I only believe half
of your shit.
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Case closed.
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And please get your hair
done with that money.
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- You got it. You got it.
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I will.
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- You are dismissed.
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- Forever.
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[laughter]
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I think there's
something creepy
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about all of these Black men
wanting finger monkeys.
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- My finger is happy with
the monkey it's already got.
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[laughter]
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- And you sitting here
saying you don't feel
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like you should pay her back,
because she had a good time.
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You didn't go.
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All your baby had
was the shits.
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- Is that the same
Ms. Parker from "Friday"?
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- She bad like her.
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- Hey, Ms. Parker.
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- [in high voice]
Ms. Parker. Ms. Parker.
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I had to do it.
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I had to, Judge.
- [laughs]
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- All right, jury,
pay attention,
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so we can show these TV court
folks what we made of, okay?
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- Okay.
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[hip-hop music]
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♪ ♪
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- Absolutely.
- Y'all ready?
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- Super professional.
- Amen.
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- All right, bailiff,
give me another case.
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- This is the case
of Evans v. Hardy.
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- Plaintiff Allison Evans
is suing her cousin
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for 3,500 bucks for bailing
on her birthday cruise
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at the last minute after
she prepaid for both of them.
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Defendant Sha'Ree Hardy says
her daughter got sick
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the day of the trip,
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and she couldn't go
on a hot-girl cruise
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with her boatload
of baby problems.
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♪ ♪
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- Okay, Allison,
why are you here today?
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- I am suing my cousin
for $3,500.
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We were going on a
seven-day cruise to Jamaica.
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She flaked on me, but we
both agreed to the trip.
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And she agreed to the total,
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but I still haven't got
my money back.
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- So, Allison, you fronted
the money for the trip, right?
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- Yes, I did.
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She was supposed to pay me back
before we went on the trip,
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so that way I could have
my extra spending money.
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- Sha'Ree, is this true,
what she's saying about you?
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- Yes, it's true.
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I did agree
with going on the trip.
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Yes, I did.
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But unfortunately,
I had to cancel
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because my daughter was sick.
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And I didn't have no one
to watch her at the time.
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I love her to death, but
I don't feel like, you know,
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I owe her the $3,500.
255
00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:21,534
- How long have you guys
known each other?
256
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- We're cousins.
257
00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:23,903
- First, second, or third?
258
00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,004
- First.
259
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,739
- Third, you can
marry each other.
260
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[laughter]
261
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So tell me what happened
on the day you got
262
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ready to leave for the trip.
263
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- I'm up. I'm excited.
264
00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:34,414
I'm dancing all around.
265
00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,115
I'm calling Sha'Ree--
no answer.
266
00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,217
finally went ahead
and went to the airport.
267
00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:39,986
I'm about to get on the plane.
I get a text message.
268
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"Hey, cuz, I won't
be able to make it.
269
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"Maya is sick.
270
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I'll talk to you later."
271
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What?
272
00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:49,228
- We had a
communication problem.
273
00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,463
- Yeah, you didn't call.
274
00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,931
- Yeah, I called.
- Communication problem.
275
00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,533
- You didn't answer,
and I text you back.
276
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,967
That's how you got the text.
277
00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,170
- So she got sick one hour
before the flight left.
278
00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,404
This is when you found out.
279
00:08:58,404 --> 00:08:59,572
- No, she got sick
the night before.
280
00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,207
- The night before?
- Yes, ma'am.
281
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,609
And I said if she's not feeling
better by the time we get up,
282
00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:04,977
then I'm not going to have--
283
00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,312
I'm going to have
to decline this trip.
284
00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:07,747
And I hate to do this.
285
00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,549
- Who you say that to?
The wall? Your mind? Jesus?
286
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,616
- No.
287
00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,251
- The devil?
- No, ma'am.
288
00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,486
- Do you got any receipts?
289
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,888
- I do have some evidence.
290
00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,089
- Let me see the receipts.
291
00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:21,461
Mm. That's a lot of money--
292
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,262
$3,500 for a trip
293
00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:24,764
that somebody
didn't show up to.
294
00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:27,934
- So was it 3,500
for two people,
295
00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,869
or was it 7,000
for two people?
296
00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,404
- 7,000.
- It was 7,000.
297
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,738
- So 7,000 for two people.
298
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:35,341
Ooh, so you came up
off seven stacks.
299
00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:37,944
- And what cruise line did
y'all go on for $3,500?
300
00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,813
'Cause my friend be
taking them $89 cruise.
301
00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:43,115
She don't always make it
back on the boat.
302
00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:45,351
- I'm going to say
she probably fell off.
303
00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:47,620
- With this being such
an expensive trip,
304
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,888
did you get any insurance?
305
00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,056
- That's what I was saying.
306
00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,591
- I didn't do
the trip insurance,
307
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,559
only because I've never been
on a cruise.
308
00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:54,861
I really didn't have
too much knowledge
309
00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,195
about it or whatever.
310
00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:57,230
I should have researched
it a little bit better.
311
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,698
- Sha'Ree.
- Yes, ma'am.
312
00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:00,233
- You was going
to go on this trip.
313
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,034
So if you were going to pay
before you got on the ship,
314
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,369
where's the money?
315
00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,204
- She was pissed, like,
as if I wasn't go--
316
00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:07,039
like I was lying
about my child.
317
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,307
- You didn't even
have the decency
318
00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,876
to call her that night
when you found out
319
00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,310
that your daughter was sick.
320
00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,646
She had at least 24 hours
to find somebody
321
00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,048
to take your place
or try to work something out
322
00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:17,383
with the cruise line
if you could really
323
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,684
prove that the baby was sick.
324
00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,419
- Your Honor,
I love my cousin to pieces,
325
00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:21,420
and I understand her.
326
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:22,788
But it's the way
she was coming--
327
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,290
- Wait a minute. Hold on.
- I know she was livid.
328
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,758
- But I was like, well,
let me just let her calm down.
329
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,127
- How long have you
left her calming down?
330
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,629
'Cause you ain't
paid this lady.
331
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,796
- About six to eight months.
332
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:31,864
- Well, damn.
[audience exclaims]
333
00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:32,932
- Oh.
334
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,567
[tense music]
- Chile.
335
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,202
- Why do you think you
shouldn't pay her back?
336
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,803
- Because I didn't
get to enjoy myself.
337
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,906
And I know she had
a great time.
338
00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,240
- Hold up.
339
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,775
And you sitting here
saying you don't feel
340
00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:46,546
like you should pay her back
because she had a good time.
341
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:47,647
You didn't go.
342
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,382
All your baby had
was the shits.
343
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,350
You could have left
that baby at home.
344
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,752
[laughter]
345
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,954
So what is the logistic
of you paying her back?
346
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,122
Or why haven't
you paid her back?
347
00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,123
- I'm working on it.
I'm telling you.
348
00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,124
I'm working on it.
349
00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:59,692
- You better drive Uber.
350
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,396
I feel like she was
ever going to go,
351
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,997
'cause she didn't
have no intentions
352
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,566
on giving her her money.
353
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,568
I want to see the receipts
from the baby being sick.
354
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,369
- I ain't got no receipts
for all of that.
355
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,738
But I did have great intentions
of going with my cousin.
356
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:14,106
- All right. I've heard enough.
357
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,708
I'm going to make a decision.
358
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,343
Sha'Ree.
- Yes, ma'am.
359
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,678
- You didn't care.
360
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,181
You cared about yourself,
and she wasted $3,500.
361
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,649
You were selfish.
362
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,819
And you ruined a relationship,
and you hurt your cousin.
363
00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:28,421
Look at her.
Look at you.
364
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,689
- I understand.
- Look at your cousin.
365
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,823
- And I don't like
to see her like that.
366
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,358
Like I said,
we was thick as thieves.
367
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,693
Like that--
- Well, then tell her that.
368
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,061
Don't tell me,
'cause I don't love you.
369
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,228
Tell her that.
370
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,330
- Well, I didn't mean
to hurt you.
371
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,231
And I really feel messed up.
372
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,800
And I do feel remorse
for what I did.
373
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,735
And at the end of the day,
I should have just paid you.
374
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,771
- Why are you so emotional?
375
00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,273
- I mean, I love my cousin.
376
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:50,009
You know, it was just
the fact that I trusted her.
377
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,410
And she did me like that.
378
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,813
- I've had family members
who hurt me like that too.
379
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,681
That's why I never loan money.
380
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,683
Now, let me settle this
once and for all.
381
00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,252
[suspenseful music]
382
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:03,856
♪ ♪
383
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:04,000
I'm gonna rule in favor of...
384
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,293
I'm gonna rule in favor of...
385
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,961
Allison.
386
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,063
And a judgment of $3,500.
387
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,198
- Thank you.
388
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:13,432
- You're a grown-ass woman.
389
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:14,700
You know you know better.
390
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,102
- Okay, ladies,
you can just go ahead
391
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,269
and cruise on out of here.
392
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:20,506
♪ ♪
393
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,108
- You know, I would have
left my child.
394
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,343
I would get him some Benadryl
and been on that plane.
395
00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:26,712
[laughter]
396
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,749
- I got into
a whole car accident,
397
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,017
got to the hospital,
and found out that
398
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,485
I did not have
health insurance.
399
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,687
- Sydnei got a new job,
and she had the opportunity
400
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:35,888
to get her own benefits.
401
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,657
So for her to say
that I owe her,
402
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,924
because she didn't have
health insurance,
403
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,393
no, no, no, doll.
404
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,495
- You do the motto
that I live by.
405
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,729
[bleep] them kids.
406
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:46,699
[laughter]
407
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:50,804
- All right, put your fan up.
408
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,305
Energy, energy, energy.
Come on.
409
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,540
Come on, jury.
410
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,742
- Okay.
- We all the way live and lit.
411
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,977
♪ ♪
412
00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,213
- Yeah, I know you is.
413
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,948
- We're happy to be here.
- Let's go.
414
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,783
Bailiff, start bailiffing.
415
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:08,455
- All right, this is the case
of Parker v. Parker.
416
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,958
- Plaintiff Sharnissa Parker
is an old-school principal
417
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,860
who's given her daughter an F
418
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:18,832
over an unpaid phone bill
that cost her $476.
419
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,401
Defendant Sydnei Parker
claims her mom is
420
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,571
no class act herself,
after she left her uninsured
421
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,307
and she had to pay
medical bills out of pocket.
422
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,609
Sydnei thinks
the principal is the one
423
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,545
who deserves detention,
not her.
424
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,747
- Let's get started.
425
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:35,348
Bailiff, start bailiffing.
426
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,916
[laughter]
427
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,818
Oh, I got it. It's my turn.
428
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,053
- Who name up there?
429
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,155
You need to settle this shit,
not me.
430
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,557
[laughter]
431
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,527
- All right, Sharnissa,
can you please
432
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,962
tell me why you're here today?
433
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,431
- Your Honor, I'm here today
to sue my daughter,
434
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:55,435
Sydnei Parker, for $476 for
an outstanding cell phone bill.
435
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,337
We had an agreement
that I would cover
436
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,105
her health insurance,
and she would
437
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,473
cover the cell phone bill.
438
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,809
I had to pay that bill
some of those months.
439
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:06,045
So I'm here today
to sue Sydnei for $476.
440
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,080
- Do you have the bill here?
441
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,415
- Yes, Your Honor, I sure do.
442
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,150
- Bailiff, can you give me
that bill, please?
443
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,187
I don't mind taking bills
when they ain't mine.
444
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,557
Mm.
445
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,225
So, Sydnei,
why are you here?
446
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,360
- I'm here because
I shouldn't have
447
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,561
to pay her anything
considering,
448
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,196
as she said,
we had an arrangement.
449
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,799
She reneged and did
not finish her part
450
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,167
of the bargain,
which was to keep me
451
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,301
on her health insurance.
452
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,702
I got into
a whole car accident,
453
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,037
got to the hospital,
and found out
454
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,338
that I did not have
health insurance.
455
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,807
- You paid the bill.
- I paid $1,600.
456
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,008
- Do you have proof of
the bill that you paid?
457
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,409
- I do have proof of that.
458
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,777
- Let me see the proof
of the bill that you paid.
459
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,212
Thank you, Bailiff.
460
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,117
- That's just
the hospital bill.
461
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,052
That's not chiropractor
appointments,
462
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,320
x-ray appointments.
That's what--
463
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,022
- You paid this bill in full?
464
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,190
- Out of pocket, yes, ma'am.
465
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,691
- So, Sharnissa,
let me ask you this.
466
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,294
Why has it come to this--
you suing your own baby?
467
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,728
- It's the principle of it.
468
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,163
She's definitely not a baby.
469
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,332
She's definitely a big girl,
who's out in the world
470
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,767
as a professional.
471
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,769
Sydnei got a new job,
and she had the opportunity
472
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,170
to get her own benefits.
473
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,473
I got a new job and could
get different benefits.
474
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,075
When I saw the price premium
on carrying an adult child
475
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,477
with you and by yourself,
I said, you know
476
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,711
what, this is a prime time.
477
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:12,712
You got a new job.
478
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,880
Sign up for your benefits.
479
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,881
You're going to be 26.
480
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,149
I can't carry you anymore.
481
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:19,619
I informed Sydnei
her benefits with me
482
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,387
would be over September 1.
483
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,556
So it was after that date.
484
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,558
So for her to say that
I owe her
485
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,826
because she didn't have
health insurance--
486
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:27,961
no, no, no, doll.
487
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,229
- Your mama don't play.
488
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,264
What was you--ma'am,
you was in the military?
489
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,765
- No, ma'am, I'm an educator.
490
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,900
I used to be a principal.
491
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,335
I still am a principal.
492
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,770
So this is all about
standing on principle.
493
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,506
I teach lessons daily.
494
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,674
- You do the motto
that I live by.
495
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,109
[bleep] them kids.
496
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,445
[laughter]
497
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,349
- I called her in May,
so Mother's Day.
498
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,117
Because I'm not bitter.
- You're not petty.
499
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,552
- I called to wish her
a happy Mother's Day.
500
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,554
And that's when she told me
that she was suing me.
501
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,055
- Happy Mother's Day.
502
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,291
[laughter]
503
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,964
- Plaintiff Sharnissa Parker
is suing her daughter, Sydnei,
504
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,034
for a $476 unpaid phone bill.
505
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:11,104
But Sydnei claims she didn't
pay the bill because her mom
506
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,806
dropped her
from her health insurance
507
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,407
when Sydnei got a new job.
508
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,077
Ms. Pat is about to settle it.
509
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,346
- Sydnei, what is your
version of this story?
510
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,314
- So first of all, the new job
that she's referring to
511
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,183
did not start until
October 1st.
512
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,286
I got into my car accident,
I think, September 16th.
513
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,121
So I couldn't even get
new health insurance
514
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,023
until October 1st,
which she knew.
515
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,025
I found out when I got--
literally--
516
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,626
got into the accident,
called my dad, called her,
517
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,528
said, hey, I just got into
a car accident.
518
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,696
The ambulance is here.
519
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,997
They said, don't get
in the ambulance.
520
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,499
'Cause, you know,
the bill kind of high.
521
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,201
And then I said,
do I have health insurance?
522
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,569
She said no.
I get there.
523
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:43,670
I hand them the card.
524
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,071
They said, this is not valid.
525
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,806
What do you mean?
It's not valid.
526
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,875
I had to get
an x-ray on my hip.
527
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,878
- Why wouldn't you pay
the $1,600 hospital bill?
528
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,346
- Yeah, I didn't know
nothing about it.
529
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,981
This was new when
she told me about this.
530
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,517
- She paid--
she paid the $1,600.
531
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,386
- I don't know.
She didn't mention it to me.
532
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,854
- So you never
called your mother
533
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,189
and say, hey, since my
insurance didn't go through,
534
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,358
you need to pay
this $1,600 bill?
535
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,860
- No, I was just going
to take the L
536
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,194
and charge it to the game.
537
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,662
- So if she was going
to take the L
538
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,331
and charge it to the game,
why didn't you take the L
539
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,199
and charge it to the game?
- I was.
540
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,701
That's why she didn't
find out until May.
541
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,503
But it took me two months.
542
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,037
And I was like, no,
I can't let this one ride.
543
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,139
- That don't make sense.
544
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,640
- It's working on my soul.
545
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,075
- After y'all had
this whole blowout thing,
546
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,676
how long has it been
since y'all spoken?
547
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:24,944
- I cut her off in February.
548
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,880
I called her in May,
so Mother's Day,
549
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,648
because I'm not bitter.
- You're not petty.
550
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,083
- I called her to wish her
a happy Mother's Day.
551
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,352
And that's when she told me
that she was suing me.
552
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,586
- Happy Mother's Day.
553
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,854
[laughter]
554
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,790
- I got a quick question
before I close this out.
555
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,892
What was it like, Sydnei,
growing up with your mom?
556
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:39,993
- She's an educator.
557
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:41,327
You see the energy here.
558
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,163
That's her 24/7.
559
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,965
- Is that the same
Ms. Parker from "Friday"?
560
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,467
- She bad, like--
561
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,935
"Hey, Ms. Parker."
562
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,204
That's my mama.
563
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,106
- Sharnissa, why are you
so hard on your daughter?
564
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,741
- She's my oldest.
565
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,310
I love her to death.
566
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,878
She reminds me of me.
- Now she crying.
567
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,713
- She's the second coming
of me.
568
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,949
She's my--
the best version of me.
569
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,285
I gave her everything she
needed, so she could just
570
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,886
grow up and be this
wonderful adult.
571
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,155
She's everything
a mom could have asked for.
572
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,623
I love her to death.
573
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,058
- So if she's such
a good daughter,
574
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,660
why are you in here suing her?
575
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,161
- I'm standing
on principle now.
576
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,797
I'm still Sharnissa
at the end of the day.
577
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,066
- Boy, them tears
went back real quick
578
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,067
when I talk about--
579
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,869
[laughter]
580
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,237
- You got to quit, baby.
581
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,073
- Baby, I cry,
but I need that money.
582
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,842
- Damn right.
583
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:31,244
- I understand the whole
mom and daughter relationship.
584
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,980
Because I got girls, and they
get on my damn nerve, okay?
585
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,050
You can never, ever
get along with them fully.
586
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,052
I don't know what it's
about in our stomach,
587
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,854
where our uterus
and womb connect.
588
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,589
And we go to hate each other.
589
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,023
So I'm going to rule.
590
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,960
[suspenseful music]
591
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,730
♪ ♪
592
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,099
And neither one
of y'all get nothing,
593
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,400
'cause I think
you should go out
594
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,035
and have a spa day together.
595
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,805
Let your hair down, relax,
596
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,674
and realize how much
you love each other.
597
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,076
And guess what?
598
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,777
The spa day is on me.
599
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,046
- Aw.
- Thank you, Ms. Pat.
600
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,749
- [in high voice]
Ms. Parker. Ms. Parker.
601
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:10,984
[laughter]
602
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,285
- Well, y'all welcome
to leave now
603
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,887
before Ray J
gets y'all pregnant.
604
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,088
- I had to do it.
605
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,723
I had to, Judge.
606
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,191
- Y'all are dismissed.
607
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:21,594
- Ray J, get your
nasty-ass feet off of my bench.
608
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,795
- You know what?
609
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,364
I don't even know
how it got there.
610
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,498
[laughter]
611
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,902
- You got catfished
and carjacked
612
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,704
all in the same day.
613
00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:31,939
- It wasn't a catfish.
614
00:19:31,939 --> 00:19:33,073
She was real.
- No, she wasn't.
615
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:34,308
That's why she ran
away from you.
616
00:19:34,308 --> 00:19:35,509
[laughter]
617
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:36,743
Have you ever had
sex with that--
618
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,178
I mean, him?
- I would never ever.
619
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,647
I would never ever
on the devil's bed.
620
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,015
- For real?
621
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,285
- Please tell me
she didn't leave no stain.
622
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,222
- She did,
so I put a camera in.
623
00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:50,224
And sure enough--
624
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:52,659
- Ooh!
625
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,595
♪ ♪