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WE CAME HERE TO HEAR IT FROM THE

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BUT, OF COURSE, THAT JOKE

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PUERANS, AND THAT WAS JUST

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THAT JOKE ISENE

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MAD BUNNY.

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BUT THEN, OKAY, SO THIS IS WHERE

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JOE BIDEN COMES IN.

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SO THEY ASKEBIDEN ABOUT

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THIS, AND HIS RESPONSE WAS THE

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ONLY GARBAGE I SEE OUT THERE

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FLOATING OUT THERE ARE TRUMP

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IN FAIRNESS, HE WAS ON A VIDEO

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BIDEN CALLED HIM GARBAGE AND

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Y, BIDEN SAID, JEEZ, I WISH

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[LAUGHALL RIGHT, WE GOT A GREAT.

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ARE HERE.

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ALL RIGHT.

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HAPPY.

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IT LIKE YOU GOOD YANCES TUESDAY.

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STATES, AND THE DEMOCRATS ARE ON

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FIRE EVERYWHERE.

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>> Bill: WELL, WOU GO

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>> Bill: SO THAT SAYS NOTHING.

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YOU I FEEL DONALD TRUMP IS

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DOING A GOOD JOB IN THE LAST

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REMINDING EVERYBODY WHAT LIFE

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>> Bill: I'M SURE SHE KNOWS.

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BECAUSE YOU WERE THE LEAD

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IMPEACHMENT MANAGER.

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OF THE SECOND ONE OR --

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>> Bill: RIGHT.

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YOU AFTER YOU LEFT THE JOB?

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BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS

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BECAUSE, I MEAN, I MENTIONED IN

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THE MONOLOGUE, FASCIST, I SAID

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SLOW-MOVING COUP BEFORE HE TOOK

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MY QUEST YOU IS, THESE

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THIN HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO DO,

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PUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN JAIL, I

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TIME, WHEN ISAO

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I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.[APPLAUS

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I MEAN, YOU KNOW, DONALD TRUMP

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HAS NEVER WON THE POPULAR VOTE.

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TH MAJORITY OF PEOERECT FASCISM

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ILLS OF DEMOCRACY IS MORE

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>> Bill: I AGREE.

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FOR GOVERNOR OKAY, BUT WE ARE

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CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION.

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THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE CAN GET

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ENTATIVES AND MAYORS?

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APPLAUSE LINE, BUT WHAT ARE YOU

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GOING TO DO?

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>> NO, WE PASSED IT IN THE

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>> Bill: RIGHT.

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>> VOTERS CHOOSE THE POLITICIANS

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INSTEAD OF THE POLITICIANS

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CHOOSING THE VOTER.

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AND IT DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE IN TH.

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SO WE ARE STUCK WITH ANOTHER

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ANTIDEMOCRATIC MECHANISM, WHICH

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E'VE GOT TO DEH THAT

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TOO, BUT I THINK THAT'S WHAT

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THIS CAMPAIGN IS ABOUT.

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WHEN WE SAY WE ARE DEFENDING

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DEMOCRACY AGAINST THE AUTOCRATS

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THE PLUTOCRATS, THE THEO

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DESPERATES, IT'S A LITTLE BIT

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DECEPTIVE BECAUSE IT IMPLIES

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DEMOCRACY TATIC COLLECTION

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OF INSTITUTIONS AND RULES.

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ACTUALLY, DEMOCRACY IS AN

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AS LINCOLN KNEW, AN UNFINISHED

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IT'S ALWAYS IN MOTION.

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SO, YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOT MILLIONS

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OF DISENFRANCHISED PEOPLE IN

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AMERICING WITH

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PUERTO RICO WHO SHOULDENS IN

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STATE BY NOW SO AN DEFEND

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THEMSELVES AGAINST DONALD TRUMP.

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[APPLAUSE]

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WE SAW IN HURRICANA

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THE PEOPLE OF PUERTO RICO GOT

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CHEATED HUN OF

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MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, AND

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PAWELS AT THEM.REW SOME SCOT

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AND SO WE NEED STATEHOOD FOR

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IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

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IT'S THE ONLY NATION'S CAPITAL

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ON PLANET EARTH WHERE THE PEARE.

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AND WE PASSED THAT IN THE 117TH

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CONGRESS.

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I GOT TO BE THE FLOOR LEADER

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AND I YOU KNOW, I WANTED

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TO THANK THE PEOPLE OF

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WASHINGTON, D.C.

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713,000 ING, DRAFTABLE

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AMERICAN CITIZENS, WHO HAVE A

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REAL, BONA FIDE GRIEVANCE

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AGAINST THE U.S. CONGRESS AND

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DIOM AND BEAT THELL OUTR FFICER

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STORM THE CAPITOL, DRIVE US OUT

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OF OUR CHAMBERS.

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THEY'VE DONE IRIGHT WAY.

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THEY HAD A STATEHOOD

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CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION.

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THEY ARE ASKING FOR ADMISSION

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LIKE THE LAST 37 STAND WEOULD TE

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WASHINGTON, D.C., AS A STATE

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INTO THE UNION.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: I AGREE.

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[LAUGHS]

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I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH,

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>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I MEAN

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EVERYTHING IN DEMOCRACY LOOKS

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IMPOSSIBLE UNTIL IT'S

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INEVITABLE.

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SO WE'VE GOT TO CHEER PEOPLE UP.

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MOST OF THE STATES THAT HAVEEN K

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DECADES FOR IT TO HAPPEN, AND

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YOU KNOW, IT WAS SAID OF

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DIFFERENT STATES, YOU KNOW

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UTAH, THEY ARE TOO MORMON,

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NEW MEXICO TOO CATHOLIC,

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CALIFORNIA TOO BIG --

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>> Bill: THINGS THAT TAKE A

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TITUTIMENDMEE

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TWO-THIRDS, AND YOU WOULD AGREE

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THAT IS VERY FAR AWAY FROM WHERE

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WE ARE.>> YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T NA

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CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT FOR

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l: TO CHANGE THE

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ELECTORAL COLLEGE YOU WOULD?

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>>EVENTUALLY TO CHANGE THE

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ELECTORAL COLLEGE WE WOULD.

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AVE A PLAN IN PLACE, THI

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MY FIRST BILL I INTRODUCED IN

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ANNAPOLIS WHEN I WAS A STATE

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SENATOR FOR ANAL POPULAR

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VOTE INTERSTATE COMPACT, AND WE

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HAVE MORE THAN 200 ELECTORS IN A

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COAL NEED ECTOTRIGGER

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IT.

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AND WHAT IT SAYS IS WE STATES

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WILLOUR ELL CO

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VOTES FOR THE WINNER OF THE

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NATIONWIDE VOTE, RATHER THAN THE

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WINNER IN OUR STATE, SO WE ARE

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THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.THERE.MEAE

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HE SAID IT MADE US THE

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LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE WORLD

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THEN, AFTER THE 2016 ELECTION

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HE DISCOVERED SOME HERETOFORE

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MYSTERIOUS VIRTUES TO THE

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ELECTORAL COLLEGE.[LAU Bill: WE.

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ON TUESDAY IT WILL EITHER BE THE

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MOST BEAUTIFUL ELECTION EVER OR

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COMPLETELY RIGGED.

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THERE ARE THE ONLY TWO WAYS HE

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GOES.

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HAT'T.[LAUGH>> B WERE ASKED BY

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AXIOS IF YOU WOULD ACCEPT THE

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ELECTION RESULTS, AND YOU SAID

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IF HE WON A FREE, FAIR, AND

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HONEST ELECTION, OF COURSE WE

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D IT.

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BUT THAT'SHE SAYS.

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>> I SAID EXACTLY WHAT THEY

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SA

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ill: IS THAT A

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THING?

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>> IN THIS RESPECT --

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>> Bill: HE DOES CHEAT SO I

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GET WHAT YOU SAY THAT.

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>>EASON IT, WE HAVE

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ECE WHATPPENED IN 2020.

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EVERYBODY THINKS ABOUT

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JANUARY 6TH, BUT THAT WAS THE

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CUION OF A LONG PROCESS.

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>> Bill: I AGREE.

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>> HE TRY TO GET THE STATE

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LEGISLATURES TO AVOID THE

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POPULAR VOTE AND GET ELECT

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>> Bill: HE HASN'TNCEDED THA

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>> THAT'S RIGHT.

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HE CALLS UP SECRETARY OF STATE

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RAERGER IN GEORGIA AND

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SAYS FIND THE 11ES.

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I MEAN, I'M A POLITI

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FIND ME VOTES.

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RIGHT?

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[APPLAUSE]

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THAT'S, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT

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DONALD TRUMPAT'S NOT HIM

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TIME TO STOP ELECTION FRAUD.

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ON FRAUD.M BEING CAUGHTD-HANDEDI

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THEY, YOU THEY UNLEASHED

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MOB AGAINST HIS OWN VICE

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PRESIDENT.

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SO WHEN I SAY WE WILL SUPPORT A

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FREE AND FAIR ELECTION, NO, WE

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ARE NOT GOING TO AHEM TO

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STEAL IT IN THE STATES OR STEAL

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IT ADEPARTMENT OFCE

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OR STEAL IT WITH ANY OTHER

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ELECTION OFFICIAL IN THE

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COUNTRY.

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T'S A FREE AND FAIR

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TION, WE WILL DO WHAT HAAYS DO

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ILL IT

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: SO, FINALLY --PP

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YEAH.

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AND THAT IS THE DEMOCRATS'

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HISTORY.

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THEY HONOR IT.

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THAT IS THE BIG DIFFERENCE

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BIG.OKN THE S,F TH

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>> AND ON THAT POINT, I'LLYOU,OS

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HAVE TOLD US HALLMARK

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CHARACTERISTICS OF A FASCIST

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POLITICAL PARTY.

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THE OUTCOME OF DEMOCRA ACCEP

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ELECTIONS THAT GO TY.

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NUMBER TWO, THEY EMBRACE

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POLITICAL VIOLENCE AS AN

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INSTRUMENT FOR OBTAINING POWER.

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ORGANIZED DEMOCRATICALLY, THEY

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ARE ORGANIZED TOP-DOWN,

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CUA ALITY A

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CHARISMATIC, OR ALLEGEDLY

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CHARISMATIC FIGURE,IG

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[LAUGHTER]

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THAT'S A FASCIST PARTY.

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DISCUSSION AND DEBATE.SUES

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THIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN

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WASTED.

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WHAT DO THEY DO?

405
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SCAPEGOATINGSM,

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ANTI-SEMITISM, IMMIGRANT

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BASHING, AND GAY BASHING.

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PPLA

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YOU KONWGREAT PRESIDENT,

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JOE BICA SAID THERE

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WERE SEMI-FASCIST CURRENTS

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RUNNING THROUGH THE REPUBLICAN

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PARTY, BUT I'M SORRY

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SHOE SEMI-FITS, YOU SEMI-WEAR

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IT, AND THAT'S WHAT THEY'VE

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DONE.

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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: SO THE ELECTION IS

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TUESDAY.

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WHAT'S YOUR PREDICTION ON WHEN

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E A DATE, A PREDICTION

422
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:10,956
DATE IN THE OFFICE POOL.

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>> WELL...

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>> Bill: BECAUSE IT'S NOT

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JANUARY 5TH.

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MEAN, OT DECEMBER 5TH.

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IT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE

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JANUARY 5TH.

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00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,365
[LAUGHTER]>> RIGHT...

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WELL, LET'S SEE.

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GOVERNOR TO RENDER THE11TH,

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WHICH MEANS ITTHTHEELECROCESS, E

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SETTLES EVERYTHING THAT NEEDS TO

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BE SETTLED, AND THEVEWILL DELIVE

435
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CERTIFICATES OF ASCERTAINMENT,

436
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AND THEN, ON DECEMBER THE

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ELECTORS WILL MEETHEN THEY

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WILL SEND IN THEIR VOTES.

439
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:45,390
NOW THIS IS A VERY ARCANE

440
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ANTIQUATED SYSTEM, AS YOU KNOW.

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TO THE ARCHIVIST, TO THE

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NATIONAL ARCHIVIST.

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THEN, WHO, ONE WEEK AFTER THAT,

444
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WILL SEND IT IN TO THE CONGRESS.

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>> Bill: WELL, LET'S HOPE IT

446
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GOES THAT SMOOTHLY.

447
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,609
YEAH, THAT'S THE THEORY.

448
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WHY I SAY WHY DON'T WE

449
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,544
JUST HAVE AN ELECTION?

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YOU KNOW, AND COUNT THE VOTES? S

451
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FILLED WITH ALL OF THESE

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00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:11,416
BOOBY-TRAPS WHERE YOU'VE GOT A

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STRATEGIC, BAD-FAITH ACTOR LIKE

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DONALD TRUMP, AND HE WILL USE

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EACH PHASE TO TRY TO REVISIT THE

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RESULT.

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COUNTRY WHO BELIEVES THAT HETHE

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00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:21,393
WILL ACCEPT AN ELECTION THAT

459
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DOESN'T GO HIS WAY?

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>> Bill: I SAID THAT FI

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[LAUGHTER]

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00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:26,798
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

463
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:30,736
>> THANK YOU, BILL MAHER.

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>> Bill: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU,

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CONGRESSMAN.

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LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.

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♪ ♪

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[APPLAUSE]

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HI, GUYS.

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RI

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HEFORM

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COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR WHO NOW

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00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,049
HOSTS "THE BULWARK PODCAST,"M ML

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[APPLAUSE]

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00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,788
AND HE CO-HOSTS THE WEEKLYPODC "

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00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,623
MICHAEL MOYNIHAN.

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MICHAEL, GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK.

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[APPLAUSE]

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OKAY.

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LET'S JUST GO THROUGH AL THE

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FACTORS THAT COULD BE ING

482
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THIS ELECTION.

483
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I WANT TO GET YOUR ON

484
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:02,401
EACH ONE OF THEM.

485
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I LIST

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00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:05,203
FIRST ONE IS WHAT HAPPENED THIS

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00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,438
WEEK WITH THE GARBAGE.

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[LAUGHTER]

489
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,343
NOW, THE RESULT COULD BE

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00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,078
PUERTO RICANS IN PENNSYLVANIA

491
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,646
WIN THION FOR HARRIS.

492
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,113
RIGHT?

493
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,448
THAT'S POSSIBLE.

494
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:16,882
YOU ARE DOING THIS.

495
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,416
>> POSSIBLE.

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>> Bill:POSSIB

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OR IT COULD BE THE OTHER WAY.

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BECAUSE, I MEAN, I THINK IT'S A

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BIGGER GAFFE THAN PEOPLE THINK.

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IT'S SO FUNNY, JOE BIDEN, HIS

501
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WHOLE CAREER HE WAS LIKE

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MR. GAFF THEN HERE AT

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VERY END, HE IS LIKE AARON JUDGE

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IN GAME 6, JUST FUCKING MUFFED A

505
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FLY BALL, AND AT THE END OF THE.

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00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:42,441
[LAUGHTER]

507
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,742
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT

508
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:44,743
EPITOMIZES EVERYTHING THAT THE

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00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,310
TRUMP PEOPLE HATE ABOUT THE

510
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DEMOCRATS.

511
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:50,515
THEY LOOKED DOWN ON US.

512
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IT'S LIKE DEPLORABLE TIMES TEN.

513
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ITTER CLINGERS, THAT WHOLE

514
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THING THAT OBAMA SAID, TOO.

515
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:00,692
THIS IS AN UNBELIEVABLE OWN GOAL

516
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,326
AND TO HAVE THIS ARGUMENT OVER

517
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:01,960
WHERE THE APOS IS,

518
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:04,763
HE REFERRING TO?

519
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,231
IT'S CLEAR WHAT HE WAS REFERRING

520
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TO, AND OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE

521
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,767
RUNNING AWAY FROM THIS.

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BUT YEAH, WHEN YOU TALK TO TRUMP

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00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,572
MUCH OF MY LIFE DOING SO --R TOO

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[LAUGHTER]

525
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,408
THE ASSUMPTION IS THE MEDIA

526
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HATES YOU, TTES HATE YOU,

527
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THEY THINK THAT YOU ARE GARBAGE,

528
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,013
AND THEY THINK THAT YOU ARE

529
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:21,647
BITTER CLINGER THEY

530
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ALL THESE THINGS.

531
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Y FHING THAT SEEM

532
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THAT SEEMS TO PROVE THAT IS NOT

533
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:33,859
I THINS VERY, VERY DEMOCRATS.

534
00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:34,459
DIFFICULT A POINT THAT OUT BUT

535
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,027
YEAH, THAT'S A BAD THING FOR

536
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:41,133
THEM.

537
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:41,900
>> I DON'T KNOW THAT IS A NET

538
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:42,534
POSITIVE, BUT HAVING THE ELDERLY

539
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:43,568
PRESIDENT GIVE LIKE A

540
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:44,302
MARBLE-MOUTHR, YIELDING AN

541
00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:49,641
ELDERLY COMPETITOR DGP

542
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,243
AS, LIKE, AN OOMPA-LOOMPA

543
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:51,877
GARBAGEMAN SEX DOLL, THAT'S KIND

544
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,813
OF AASH FOR ME.

545
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,080
[LAUGHTER]

546
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:55,647
I DON'T KNOW.

547
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:56,481
IS IT A HUGE WIN FOR TRUMP?

548
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:57,282
O OUT THERE ON STAGE DRESSED

549
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:57,949
UP LIKE HIS DAD'S DUMPSTEK

550
00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:59,951
OUTFIT?

551
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:00,419
[LAUGHTER]

552
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,319
I HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

553
00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:02,688
IT WAS A GAFFE, IT WAS DUMB,

554
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,389
I DON'T KNOW IF TROK

555
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:05,157
ADVANTAGEITCH AS SOME

556
00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:07,059
PEOPLE MIGHT WANT TO THINK.

557
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,293
>> Bill: UH, OKAY.

558
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,363
WHAT ABOUTK ITSELF?

559
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:13,198
THE DEMOCRATS LOOK WEAK BECAUSE.

560
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,499
BECATHINK THAT'S ANOTHER

561
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,001
ACHILLES' HEEL THAT THEY HAVE.

562
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,969
PEOPLE JUST GRAVIT

563
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:20,172
>> WHAT WAS THE JOKE?

564
00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:20,772
>> Bill: THE JOKE THAT THE GUY

565
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,375
TOLD --

566
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,409
>> YEAH, I MAT WAS T

567
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:25,677
>> Bill: IT WAS INSULTING.

568
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:26,211
LOOK, I HAVE TO DEFEND MY

569
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:26,778
PROFESSION.

570
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:27,179
I'M A COMIC.

571
00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:28,246
I'M A FREE SPEECH --

572
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:28,680
>> Y SOME GOOD

573
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:32,384
PUERTO RICAN JOKES.

574
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:33,852
IN THE INTRO, THOU

575
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:37,556
THOSE GOT LAUGHS.

576
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:38,090
>> Bill: BUT TE NOT

577
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:38,824
OFFENSIVE.

578
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:39,324
THIS WAS OFFENSIVE.

579
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:39,925
BUT, YOU KNOW, THIS GUY IS AN

580
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:41,059
INSULT COMIC.

581
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:41,860
WHY HE IS AT THIS, IT IS LIKE

582
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:42,494
BRINGING COCAINE TO A FUNERAL.

583
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:51,403
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

584
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,637
>> I MEAN, I HAVE BEEN AT THE

585
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:53,872
COMEDY CELLAR WHEN I HAVE HEARD

586
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:54,940
COMICS DO POLITICAL MATERIAL,

587
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:55,907
WHICH VEERS OFF INTO A LECTURE,

588
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:56,975
AND IT'S JUST NOBODY'S

589
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:57,943
INTERESTED.

590
00:22:58,009 --> 00:22:58,543
THE SAME THING IS TRUE IN THE

591
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,445
OTHER DIRECTION.

592
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:01,146
IF YOU HAVE AN INSULT COMIC

593
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:05,484
OPENING UP THIS ENTIRE THING.OKE

594
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:09,054
ABDESPONTHAT

595
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,589
AND AS MARBLE-MOUTHED AS IT WAS,

596
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:11,189
HE SAID A SPEAKER AT THE TRUMP

597
00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:11,556
RALLY SAID THIS.

598
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:12,157
OKAY, IT SPEAKER, BUT IT

599
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,626
WAMI

600
00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:14,960
IS IT A JOKE?

601
00:23:15,026 --> 00:23:16,561
YES, IT WAS A JOKE.

602
00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:16,962
WAS IT A BAD JOKE?

603
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:17,796
ABSOLUTELY.

604
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:28,540
I TALKED TO ANOTHER COMIC -- ILS

605
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:29,975
JUST WASN'T A GOOD JOKE.

606
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:30,675
IT DOES NOTHING TO FURTHER -- I

607
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,276
DON'T KNOW WHY HE WAS THERE.

608
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,444
HE DIDN' GOOD

609
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:32,978
AND AS YNTEDTHE

610
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:33,845
CROWD DIDN'T LIKE IT, EITHER.

611
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:34,446
THE TRUMP CROWD JUST GASPED AT

612
00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:34,846
IT.

613
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:35,914
>> HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH.

614
00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:36,748
THE JOKE WAS THE EXACT SAME

615
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:37,649
POINT THAT DONALD TRUMP MAKES

616
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:38,884
WHEN HE IS SPEAKING SERIOUSLY.

617
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:41,052
[LR]

618
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:41,920
RIGHT, THE JOKE WAS -- THE JOKE

619
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:42,154
WAS --

620
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,723
[APPLAUSE]

621
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:45,724
THE PUERTO RICANS, THAT

622
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:46,291
PUERTO RICO IS AN ISLAND OF

623
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,593
GA

624
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:49,895
TRUMP, ON THE STUMS WE ARE

625
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:50,796
A TRASH CAN FOR THE WORLD

626
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:54,032
GARBAGE.

627
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:54,599
IT'S THE SAME POINT, JUST IN

628
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:55,500
INVERSE.

629
00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:56,501
SO IT WASN'T LIKE, IT WOULD BE

630
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:58,003
ONE THING IF IT WAS A RANDOM

631
00:23:58,069 --> 00:23:59,971
INSULT COMIC WHONS TO BE ARRWHOI

632
00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:03,809
ANINAT'S NOTIT IS. WAS HIM SPEAE

633
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,043
INSULTING STUFF THAT

634
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:05,977
DONALD TRUMP SAYS AT

635
00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:06,978
DONALD TRUMP'S CLOSING ARGUMENT

636
00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:07,746
SPEECH WHEIDN'T HAVE

637
00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:08,647
TH

638
00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:10,215
HAD THEY JUST HAD KID ROCK PLAY

639
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,218
A SONG AND THEN DONALD TRUMP

640
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:13,752
TALK, WE WOUBE DOING

641
00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:14,686
THIS.

642
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:15,320
THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE A HOME

643
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,454
LINEUP OF DEPLORABLE WEIRDO

644
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:17,656
FREAK CIRCUS PEOPLE.

645
00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:23,895
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

646
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:24,963
WE DIDN'T HAVE RANDO MEDIA

647
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,364
PERSONALITIES AND THREE INSULT

648
00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:28,767
COMICS AND AN BUSINESSMAN

649
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,168
AND HIS THREE KIDS TALK, THAT IS

650
00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:30,902
NOT STANDARD BEHAVIOR, THEY

651
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:37,442
CHOSE TO HAVE THOSE PEOPLE.

652
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:38,610
>> Bill: I MEAN, TO SAY

653
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:42,581
TRUMP WAS BORN OF AN ORANGUTAND.

654
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:43,748
HE DID.

655
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,984
THEY ARE JUSIGWFLAKES.

656
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:49,487
IF I DID THAT JOKE IN REVERSE

657
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:50,822
AND INSTEAD OF PUERTO RICO SAID

658
00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:51,423
STATEN ISLAND, THEY WOULD HAVE

659
00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:53,859
HAD A SHIT FIT AND FOUND THAT

660
00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:54,426
COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

661
00:24:54,492 --> 00:24:57,829
THE FIRST QUES DEPLORABLE

662
00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:00,365
BITTER CLINGERS, IT IS SO TOUCHY

663
00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:00,899
WHEN IT GOES THE OTHER WAY

664
00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:01,266
AROUND.

665
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,801
>> Bill: THE CULTURE DOES LIKE

666
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:03,668
S.

667
00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:05,303
EVER SEE A E?

668
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:09,374
>> "8 MILE?"

669
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,175
ill: IT'S ALL, I CAN INSULT

670
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:10,742
YOU, I CAN MAKE YOU MY BITCH

671
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,411
[LAUGHTER].

672
00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:13,979
THAT'SWHO WE ARE AS A

673
00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:17,916
DO WE WANT THAT IN THE

674
00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:22,153
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION?>> BO,E D-

675
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:22,787
>> KIND OFNT THOSE THINGS

676
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:23,255
OF

677
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,724
[APP

678
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:27,058
>> Bill: I'M NOT A HISTORIAN,

679
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:30,495
[LR]E ROMANS DO THI

680
00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:32,697
WAS THIS IN ANY OTHER CULTURE

681
00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:33,331
THAT THEY FOUND THIS SO AMUSING

682
00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:34,232
THST --

683
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:35,433
>> HAMAND BURR.

684
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,334
>> Bill: HAMILTON AND BURR

685
00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:39,070
THEY SHOT EACH OTHER.

686
00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:44,109
IN SICAL.

687
00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:48,847
>> Bill: SO, KAMALA HARRIS WAS

688
00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:49,481
CAUGHT ON A HOT MIC SAYING TO

689
00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:50,048
GRETCHEN WHITMER, WE NEED TO

690
00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:54,286
MOVE GROUND AMONG MEN.WE KNOW IE

691
00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:54,886
'T KE WAG

692
00:25:54,953 --> 00:25:58,023
RECORDED, AND THAT IS THE OTHER

693
00:25:58,089 --> 00:25:58,590
BIG FACTORINK, IN THIS

694
00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:00,225
ON, ISR.MEAN NUMBE JUST

695
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,328
COMPLETELY REVERSED.

696
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,696
TH ESPECIALLY YOUNG MENEVEN, MUM

697
00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:07,198
BROS.

698
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:07,832
THE WOMEN WHO IS GOING TO

699
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:08,800
WI?

700
00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:10,869
ARE WOMEN GOING TO COME OUT

701
00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:11,469
BECAUSE MEN ARE STILL PIGS AND

702
00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:14,539
ABORTION?

703
00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:17,042
OR IS IT GOING TO BE THE MEN WHO

704
00:26:17,108 --> 00:26:18,176
ARE LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

705
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,511
TRUMP, WE LIKE HIMBEHE T WE

706
00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:22,347
TO TALK ANYWHERE.

707
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,081
HE SWEARS IN FRONTE

708
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,317
INAL IN NEW YORK.

709
00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:25,850
AND HE TALKS ABOUT COCKS.

710
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,553
[LAUGHTER]

711
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,221
YOU KNOW, HE SAYS MOTHERFUCKER.

712
00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:32,290
IT'S LIKE, WHEN HE IS BACK ON

713
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:32,924
THE IRON THRONE, WE WILL JUST BE

714
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,359
ABLE TO SPEAK FREELY.

715
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,894
ANND OF GET THAT, TOO.

716
00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:37,929
I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE --

717
00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:39,264
>> ITEEMS LIKLE, YOU ARE

718
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:39,898
SPEAKING FREELY, WE ARE SPEAKING

719
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:45,470
FREELY, JOE ROGANIN

720
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:46,037
GREAT, THEO VAUGHN IS DOING

721
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:46,738
GREAT.

722
00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:53,945
THAT'S THE THING I REALLY DON'T

723
00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:55,480
GET ABOUT THE "BRO" NCE

724
00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,048
WHICH IS, OUR SOCIETY IS SO PC

725
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:57,682
THESE DAYS THAT THE TOP TEN POD

726
00:26:57,749 --> 00:26:58,216
CASTERS ARE ALL BRO POD

727
00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:58,817
CA--

728
00:26:58,883 --> 00:26:59,384
>> Bill: THOSE ARE --

729
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,285
>> THEY SEEM TO BE DOING FINE.

730
00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:00,885
>> Bill: BUT THOSE ARE GUYS IN

731
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:01,186
THEIR HOMES.

732
00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:01,953
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT WHAT C

733
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,021
SAY AT THE OFFICE AN CAN I

734
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,289
SAY IN FF A

735
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:04,823
IT'S LIKE --

736
00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:06,891
[LAUGHS]

737
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:07,492
>> THAT SEEMS LIKE A PERSONAL

738
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:07,792
PROBLEM.

739
00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:08,526
I DON'T KNOW.

740
00:27:08,593 --> 00:27:11,396
[LAUGHTER]

741
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,197
WE CAN SAY WHATEVER WE WANT IN

742
00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:23,975
THE HOME.

743
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:24,576
I DON'T KNOW DON'T IF

744
00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:25,143
DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO FIX

745
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:25,844
THAT PROBLEM, THOUGH.

746
00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:27,278
>> THE MOST POPULAR PODCAST

747
00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:27,912
BECAUSE A BACKLASH THAT KIND OF

748
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:28,713
ATTITUDE.

749
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:29,514
AND WE HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT

750
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:30,181
THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE DID EXIST.

751
00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:30,782
I THINK IT SORT OF PEAKED IN A

752
00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:31,916
WAY.

753
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:32,917
BUT NO, WE SHOULD NOT HAVE THAT.

754
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:33,518
YOU LITERALLY SAID THAT AND I

755
00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:34,386
LY? HE TALK COCK

756
00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:34,919
AND I REALIZED YES, HE WAS

757
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:35,320
TALKING ABOUT --

758
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:36,654
>> Bill: LOTS OF COCKS.

759
00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:40,692
HAPAY ATTENTION TOBUT ALSO WE

760
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:41,659
ETHNICITY, RACE, IF YOU WANT TO

761
00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:42,961
CALL IT THAT, AND MBER

762
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:45,797
HISPANIC WHOOVOWARDSNALD TRUMP.

763
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:47,999
THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING FROM

764
00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:49,200
REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS TO

765
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:50,935
REPUBLICANS SINC, BUT IT

766
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,804
HAS REALLY INCREASED A LOT, I'VE

767
00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:54,472
SEEN THIS VERY CLOSE UP, AND WE

768
00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:56,408
MADE THIS MISTAKE FOR A VERY

769
00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:57,042
LONG TIME IN ASSUMING THERE WAS

770
00:27:57,108 --> 00:27:59,444
SOMETHING CALLED IC.

771
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,846
THAT EVERYBODY WHO WAS HISPANIC

772
00:28:01,913 --> 00:28:02,380
WAS THE SAME, RIGHT?

773
00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:03,348
l: SO SILLY.

774
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:04,215
REBANS

775
00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:08,420
VENEZUELANS AND NICARAGUANS, ALL

776
00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:09,387
OF WHOM ESCOMMUNISM AND

777
00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:10,355
TO BE MORE TOWARD

778
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:10,755
RIGHT.

779
00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:15,527
I WENT TO TEXAS AND INTERVIEWED

780
00:28:15,593 --> 00:28:16,628
PEOPLE THERE, AND THEY SAID, WE

781
00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:17,429
DON'T LIKE IMMIGRATION.

782
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:18,696
WE WANT -- AND THESE A

783
00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:20,365
TEJANOS, MEXICAN-AMERICANS, WHO

784
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:20,932
SAID YEAH, NO MORE.

785
00:28:20,999 --> 00:28:22,100
BUT WE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR SO

786
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,535
LONG IN THE WRONG WAY THAT THESE

787
00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:24,469
PEOPLE ARE NATURAL DEMOCRATS,

788
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,738
RIGHTHAT IS WHY IT IS THE RIGH

789
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:27,906
IDEA OF IMPORTING PEOPLE TO MAKE

790
00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:29,040
THEM VOTERS IS INSANE IN A

791
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:30,241
ER O, BU'S

792
00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:32,343
ACTUALLY NOT EVEN WHAT HISPANICS

793
00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:33,645
ARE LIKE, AS VOTERS NOW, AND WE

794
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:36,981
SE MOVING TOWARDSREPUBLICANS.

795
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:37,582
AND THAT'S ALSO TRUE OF

796
00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:39,651
MEN.

797
00:28:39,717 --> 00:28:43,555
THAT IS ALSO A HUGELY IMPORTANT

798
00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:44,989
THAT MOV--DONALD TRUS,

799
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:45,590
>> YOU ARE SAYING THE ESCAPED

800
00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:46,157
COMMISM.

801
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,459
DIDN'T THEY ALSO ESCAPE

802
00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:48,993
CARDILLOS?

803
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,595
WE'RE SITTING HERE TALKING ABOUT

804
00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:54,866
DORUMP LOT OFO WONDER, WE AREURO

805
00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:55,667
CHARACTERISTICS WITH

806
00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:59,170
AUTHORITARIAN LATIN AMERICAN

807
00:28:59,237 --> 00:28:59,737
LEADERS, CERTAINLY MORE THAN

808
00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:01,439
KAMALA HARRIS DOES WITH

809
00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:02,640
COMMUNISTS, LATIN AMERICAN

810
00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:04,309
LEADERS, AND SO I THINK THAT WE

811
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,443
WN IN THIS CONVERSATION

812
00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:07,745
WHERE WE ARE LIKE, OH, THESE MEN

813
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:09,114
ARE OFFENDED ABOUT THE FACT THEY

814
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:14,719
CAN'T THLD PALMER DICK

815
00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:15,854
JOKES THAT THEY WANT, AND THERE

816
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,589
TH KAMALA HARRIS MIGHTED ABO

817
00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:18,423
MAKE US IST,F THIS

818
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,458
PA

819
00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,093
TANGIBLE THREAT FROM

820
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,462
DONALD TRUMP THAT WE SAW IN

821
00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:26,564
THIS BECAUSE IT IS AFFECTINGET

822
00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:29,701
THEM PERSONALLY.

823
00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:31,236
HIETIMES WE ARE

824
00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:31,836
LOSING THE POINT WE SHOULD BE

825
00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:32,170
FOCUSED ON.

826
00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:32,737
>> Bill: I WILL SAY ONE MORE

827
00:29:32,804 --> 00:29:35,507
THING ABOUT THIREAD IN THREE DIT

828
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:39,310
NEWSPAPERS THIS WEEK THATVEMBERE

829
00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:40,912
[LAUGHTER]

830
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:50,855
>> LIKE A CAGE SITUATION?

831
00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:53,358
I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD.

832
00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:54,959
>> Bill: YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT

833
00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:58,296
IT?

834
00:29:58,363 --> 00:29:59,631
>> I KNOW WHAT IT IS COME I

835
00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:00,565
DIDN'T NEED TOLD ABOUT IT.

836
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,166
>> Bill: NNOVEMBER WHERE

837
00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:01,799
MEN GIVE UP PORN FOR A MONTH AND

838
00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:02,400
I GUESS DON'T MASTURBATE FOR A

839
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:02,600
MONTH.

840
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:03,201
WHO COMES UP WITH THIS?

841
00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:06,104
IT'S NOT THE MEN.

842
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:11,075
[LAUGHTER]

843
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:11,943
I WILL JUST SAY THAT TO YOU,

844
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:12,610
TIM, IT IS NOT THE MAN.

845
00:30:12,677 --> 00:30:13,378
>> WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO

846
00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:13,811
WITH THE ELECTION OF

847
00:30:13,878 --> 00:30:14,712
DONALD TRUMP?

848
00:30:14,779 --> 00:30:15,480
>> Bill: WELL, FOR GUYS WHO

849
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:19,284
THINK MEN HAVE BEEN IN SHACKLES

850
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:20,251
IN CERTAIN SOMEBODY

851
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:24,756
AT PORN FOR A MONTH --LOO

852
00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:28,793
>>IS A DECCULTURE.

853
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,428
WE HAVE NO PROBLEMS, NO REAL

854
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,029
PROBLEMS IN THE COUNTRY RIGHT

855
00:30:31,095 --> 00:30:31,663
NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE GOING

856
00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:31,996
TO DO?

857
00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:32,630
RE GOING TO BURN IT ALL DOWN

858
00:30:32,697 --> 00:30:33,598
WITH DONUMP. Bill: NO, NO,OT FOR

859
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:33,798
THAT.

860
00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:34,332
[LAUGHTER]

861
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:34,899
THERE'S GOT TO BE A MIDDLE

862
00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:38,436
GROUND.

863
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,070
>> THAT'S NOT A MIDDLE GROUND.

864
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:40,271
>> Bill: GOT T MIDDLE

865
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,105
GROUND BETWEEN NO-NUT NOVEMBER

866
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:41,606
AND DONALD TRUMP, OKAY?

867
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:42,240
[APPLAUSE]

868
00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:46,044
THIS ELECTION, THOUGH.

869
00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:47,278
THIS ELECTION, IT'S NOT JUST

870
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:48,513
ABOUT THE BIG STUFF.

871
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:49,214
OBVIOUSLY IT IS THE

872
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,649
PRESIDENT AND SENATORS AND

873
00:30:51,716 --> 00:30:52,684
GOVERND CONGRESSPEOPLE.

874
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:53,451
LW AHI

875
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:54,652
CALIFORNIA PIONEERED THIS -- WE

876
00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:55,787
PUT A LOT OF STUFF ON THE

877
00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:56,688
BALLOT, PROPOSITIONS.

878
00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:57,855
I THINK THAT WAS CALIFORNIA'S

879
00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:58,456
THING, AND NOW EVERYBODY DOES

880
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:02,026
IT.

881
00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:02,694
FOR EXAMPLE, COMING UP, MISSOURI

882
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,294
WILL VOTE ON LEGALIZING SPORTS

883
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,630
GAMBLING.

884
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:06,231
WEST VIRGINIA ABOUT

885
00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:09,334
PARTICIPATING IN EUTHANASIA.

886
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,368
I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY THAT'S

887
00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:10,969
POPULAR INVIRGINIA.

888
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:16,941
[LAUGHTER]NO, I KID, WEST VIRGIN

889
00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:19,911
I LOVE WEST VIRGINIA.

890
00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:23,681
HUSETTS WILL V ON

891
00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:24,148
REGULATING ACCESS TO

892
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:24,549
PSYCHEDELIC DRUGS.

893
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:25,083
I THINK THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

894
00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:26,651
[LAUGHTER]

895
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,452
BUT THEY GET REALLY PICKY

896
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:28,586
SPECIFIC.

897
00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:29,187
WOULD YOU LIKE TSOME OF

898
00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:29,621
THE OTHER ONES?

899
00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:30,321
[APPLAUSE]

900
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:32,323
I KNEW YOU WOULD.

901
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,157
I KNEW YOU WOULD.

902
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:34,125
[LAUGHS]

903
00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:35,560
OKAY.

904
00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:37,295
FOR EXAMPLE.

905
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:38,863
WISCONSIN'S PROP 52 PROVIDES

906
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,865
CHEESE HATS, WHETHER THEY LIKE

907
00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:42,433
IT OR NOT.

908
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,469
[LAUGHTER]

909
00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:49,107
[APPLAUSE]

910
00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:50,441
VERMONT'S PROPOSITION 35

911
00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:52,210
REQUIRES ALL SMALL BOOKSTORES TO

912
00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:53,111
HAVE A CAT SLEEPING IN THE

913
00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:53,978
WINDOW.

914
00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:54,679
GHTER]

915
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,613
THAT'S...

916
00:31:55,680 --> 00:32:01,085
US

917
00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:01,786
ALASKA HAS BALLOT MEASURE 8,

918
00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:02,253
WHICH MAKES ALCOHOLISM

919
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,488
ORY.

920
00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:06,190
[LAUGHTER]

921
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:09,961
[APPLAUSE]

922
00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:11,529
NEW MEXICO HAS MEASURE J, WHICH

923
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:12,397
REQUIRES EVERYONE TO WEAR A

924
00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:12,997
PIECE OF TURQUOISE JEWELRY AT

925
00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:13,931
ALL TIMES.

926
00:32:13,998 --> 00:32:20,905
[LAPPL

927
00:32:20,972 --> 00:32:21,406
OH, NEW YORK'S PROP 3

928
00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:24,108
REQUIRES ALL STRANGE CHINESE

929
00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:26,077
CARD GAMES TO BE PLAYED WITHIN

930
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:26,611
12 FEET OF A CHICKEN.

931
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:27,879
[LAUGHTER]

932
00:32:27,945 --> 00:32:32,917
ALL RIGHT.

933
00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:34,452
I USED TO LIVE IN NEW YORK,

934
00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:36,554
'S TRUE.RIRE, IS PROPOSING

935
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:37,388
PROP 45, WHICH STATES NO TWO

936
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:38,022
ACTORS PLAYING FAMILY MEMBERS

937
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:40,091
CAN BE OF THE SAME RACE.

938
00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:45,163
THAT'S --AUAND APPLAUSE]

939
00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:49,033
OH, AND UNDER CALIFORNIA'S

940
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,034
PROP 10, YOUR CAR MUST BE FULLY

941
00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:50,635
STOPPED BEFORE YOU FLIP OFF A

942
00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:51,436
CYBERTRUCK.

943
00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:57,475
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

944
00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:58,910
AND MISSOURI HAS PROP 1, WHICH

945
00:32:58,976 --> 00:32:59,977
SAT IF AWALK

946
00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:01,179
BECAUS'R

947
00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:01,779
PHONE, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BEAT

948
00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:02,847
THEM WITH THEIR OLFIECK.

949
00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:14,459
[APPLAUSE]T, SO LET'S CONTINUE -

950
00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:15,360
ROM WEST VIRGINIA, THAT WAS

951
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:16,294
A TOUG

952
00:33:16,361 --> 00:33:18,429
[LAUGHTER]

953
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:22,033
l: YEAID.

954
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,134
WE JUSENTLE GOOD HUM

955
00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:23,768
EST VIRGINIANS ARE GOING TO

956
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:24,168
BE PISSED.

957
00:33:24,235 --> 00:33:24,902
CALLING THEM GARBAGE

958
00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:27,705
[LAUGHTER]

959
00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:29,107
>> Bill: WELL, I THINK -- I'M

960
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:31,743
NOT TO GET INTO INGE

961
00:33:31,809 --> 00:33:32,777
[LAUGHTER]

962
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,478
SO, I THINK THERE'S TWO WAYS

963
00:33:33,544 --> 00:33:39,217
THAT PEOPLE LOOK ATNAMP.E IS, YD

964
00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:39,851
MEGYN KE LAS, AND I

965
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:41,586
HAD BEN SHAPIRO ON MY PODCAST.

966
00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:42,186
THEY ARE BOTH EXTREMELY BRIGHT

967
00:33:42,253 --> 00:33:44,188
PEOPLE.DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULDY

968
00:33:44,255 --> 00:33:46,190
THAT.

969
00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:47,058
>> MEGYN WAS IN A GARBAGE BAG

970
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:50,228
>> Bill: WAS IN A GA

971
00:33:50,294 --> 00:33:59,103
PUTGABAG.ST.R]

972
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:00,905
MIGHT BE KIND OF GOING JUST A

973
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:01,139
LITTLE.

974
00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:01,706
[LAUGHTER]

975
00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:02,306
>> Bill: I THINK SHE IS MORE

976
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,975
RIGHT-WIN SHE USED TO BE.

977
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,643
ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, YOU KNOW

978
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:09,947
BOTH OF THEM HAVE THIS IDEA, BEN

979
00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:10,581
SAID IT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE SAYS

980
00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:11,416
A LOT OF SHIT.

981
00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:12,049
BEN SAID, LIKE, THAT'S WHAT WILL

982
00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:14,118
HE SAIT OF SHIT.ONE.

983
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:17,822
[LAU

984
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:18,656
LL, SOME OTHINGS THAT HE

985
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,592
JUST SAYS ARE, LIKE, WHEN I WIN

986
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:23,227
BUE PEOPLE THAT CHEATED

987
00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:23,828
WILL BE EDE FULL

988
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,329
EXTENT OF THE LAW.

989
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:25,897
WHICH WILL INCLUDE LONG-TERM

990
00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:29,934
PRISON SEN.

991
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:33,137
THREATENED TO PUTEPORTERSAIL M.

992
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:35,306
MSNBC BE INVESTIGATED FOR

993
00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:37,508
ITS COUNTRY-THREATENING TREASON.

994
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:40,678
JACK SMITH SHOULD BE CONSIDERED

995
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:41,312
MENTALLY DERANGED AND THROWN OUT

996
00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:43,448
OF THE COUNTRYSO THESE ARE THE F

997
00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:44,816
DONALD TRUMP.

998
00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:45,383
I THINK YOU AND I ARE ON

999
00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:46,684
DIFFERENT PAGES.

1000
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:47,251
I THINK I'M WITH YOU ON THIS

1001
00:34:47,318 --> 00:34:50,054
ONE.

1002
00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:51,622
THAT HE SAYS A LOT OF SHIT, AND

1003
00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:54,158
WE SHOULD TAKE IT VERY

1004
00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:55,693
OUSLY, AS OPPOSED TO,

1005
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,828
HIS TOMBSTONE IS GOING TO SAY HE

1006
00:34:56,894 --> 00:34:57,462
SAID AF SHIT, BUTS

1007
00:34:57,528 --> 00:35:01,666
JUST TALK.>> WT SAGRTH

1008
00:35:01,732 --> 00:35:03,401
I MEAN, I HAVE -- MY FAITH IN

1009
00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:05,903
THE INSTITUTIONS ARE VERYFFERENF

1010
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,338
DOESN'T MATTER.

1011
00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:08,773
WE ARE ACTUALLY IN A PLACE NOW

1012
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,974
E O H

1013
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:14,345
ENTIAL CANDIDATE

1014
00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:14,946
WE'RE ED TO BELIEVE THAT

1015
00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:15,513
WHAT HE SAYS IS NOT GOING TO

1016
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:15,780
HAPPEN.

1017
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,114
I WANT THE OPPOSITHAT.

1018
00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:18,483
I DON'T WANT SOMEBOYY

1019
00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:19,150
SOMETHING AND SAY, WELL, YEAH, I

1020
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,651
HOPE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN.

1021
00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:25,456
I'M GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM.

1022
00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:26,224
I MEAN, DONALD TRUMP DOES THINGS

1023
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:26,557
LIKE --

1024
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:29,260
[APP

1025
00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:30,228
THOFST

1026
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:30,962
THE WAY, IT BECOMES SO FAST AND

1027
00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:31,762
HEAVY THAT WE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

1028
00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:32,930
THAT TWO DAYS AGO DONALD TRUMP

1029
00:35:32,997 --> 00:35:35,800
FILED A L AGAINST CBS FOR

1030
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,336
$10 BILLION, LLY

1031
00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:38,970
AUSTIN POWERS-LIKE, BECAUSE --

1032
00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:43,741
[LAUGHTER]

1033
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,543
PART10 BILLION.T EVEN

1034
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:46,511
THE PEOPLE, I THINK WE WILL

1035
00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:48,312
AGREE ON THIS, PEOPLE WHO HAVE

1036
00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:50,248
GONE OUT THERE FOR YEARS, PE

1037
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:56,087
I KNOW THAT HAVE BEEN ON MYPODC,

1038
00:35:56,153 --> 00:35:56,721
WHO HAVE TALKED ABOUT

1039
00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:58,089
FREE SPEECH AND HAVE NOTHING TOE

1040
00:35:58,155 --> 00:35:58,789
SOUNDS LIKE HUGO CHAVEZ WHEN H

1041
00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:00,157
SAYS WE SHOULD TAK THE

1042
00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,092
BROADCAST LICENSE OF CBS BECAUSE

1043
00:36:01,158 --> 00:36:01,692
THEY WERE UNFAIR TO ME DURING

1044
00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:05,363
THE DEBATE.

1045
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:06,998
I -- DO I THINK THAT CAN HAPPEN?

1046
00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:07,732
WELL, NO, BECAUSE I THINK THAT

1047
00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:08,299
AMERICA HAS THOSE ROBUST

1048
00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:10,835
INSTITUTIONS.

1049
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:11,369
I WORRY ABOUT IT, AND HE

1050
00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:13,704
SHOULDN'T BE SAYING IT.

1051
00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:14,972
ITOMETHING THAT IS

1052
00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:15,606
DISQUALIFYING FOR A PRESIDENT OF

1053
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:16,007
THE UNITED STATES.

1054
00:36:16,073 --> 00:36:19,310
[AE]

1055
00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:19,877
>> I AGREE WITH THAT, BUT I

1056
00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:20,478
THINK IT WORSE THAN THAT

1057
00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:24,549
ACTUALLY.

1058
00:36:24,615 --> 00:36:28,252
AND I WANT TO REVISE OR EXTEND

1059
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:29,887
MY REMARKS FROM EARLIE ABOUT

1060
00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:34,191
HOW THESE ARE SMART PEOPLE.

1061
00:36:34,258 --> 00:36:36,160
THESE ARE THE STUPIDEST SMART

1062
00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:39,630
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, AND IT IS

1063
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:40,865
ONLY IN THE CONTEXT OF POLITICS,

1064
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:41,399
WHERE SOMEBODY AS SMART AS

1065
00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:43,234
BEN SHAPIRO WOULD TAKE A RISK

1066
00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:43,834
SUCH A ON DONALD TRUMP.

1067
00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:47,338
IN THEIR PERSONAL LIVES, THEY

1068
00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:47,905
WOULD NEVER SEND THEIR, PUT

1069
00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:48,472
THEIR KIA SCHERE

1070
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,073
SOMEBOE DONALD TRUMP WAS

1071
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:49,640
PRL OF THE SCHOOL

1072
00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:54,111
IF THERE WERE TWO OPANDT, RIGHT?

1073
00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:56,380
THERE WAS A NORMAL, CENTER-LEFT

1074
00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:57,682
WOKE-LIBERAL RUNNING A SCHOOL

1075
00:36:57,748 --> 00:36:58,883
AND AN INSANE MAN SUNDOWNING

1076
00:36:58,950 --> 00:36:59,817
RUNNING THE OTHER SCHOOL, SAYING

1077
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:00,751
RANDOM SHIT ALTIME

1078
00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:01,986
WOULD ALWAYS GO IN THE WOKE

1079
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:02,787
LIBERAL SCHOOL EVERY TIME, ALL

1080
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:03,988
OF THESE PEOPLE THEY'RE ONLY

1081
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:04,522
DOING IT IN THE CONTEXT OF

1082
00:37:04,589 --> 00:37:05,856
POLITICS

1083
00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:06,757
IT IS AN UNBELIEVABLE RISK, AND

1084
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:11,996
ALL STREET JOURNAL" THIS

1085
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:12,563
MORNING, IF N'T MIND,

1086
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:12,997
I PULLS ONE UP

1087
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,365
THE SUO BE THETELLIGENT CONSERV.

1088
00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:15,199
THIS IS THEIR EDITORIAL TODAY.

1089
00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:16,567
"MR. TRUMP WAS TOO UNDISCIPLINED

1090
00:37:16,634 --> 00:37:17,435
AND HIS ATTENTION SPAN TOO SHORT

1091
00:37:17,501 --> 00:37:18,402
TO STAY ON MESSAGE, MUCH LESS

1092
00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:24,041
STAGE A COUP."

1093
00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:25,610
IN SUPPORTING TRUMP,"THE WALL SS

1094
00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:26,243
EDITORIAL POSITION IS HE IS TOO

1095
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:26,978
STUPID TO COUP, SO WE'RE GOING

1096
00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:27,378
TO ROLL WITH

1097
00:37:27,445 --> 00:37:30,247
[APP

1098
00:37:30,314 --> 00:37:30,615
THAT IS INSANE.

1099
00:37:30,681 --> 00:37:33,517
HE IS OLDER THAN BIDEN.

1100
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,085
AT T, HE IS GO BE

1101
00:37:34,151 --> 00:37:34,585
OLAN.

1102
00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:35,286
GOING TO HAVE THIS

1103
00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:36,354
ELDERLY MAN WITH ONLY CRAZY

1104
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:36,954
PEOPLE AROUND HIM IN CHARGE AT

1105
00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:39,256
AGE 82?

1106
00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:40,958
UL TSK?

1107
00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,893
NO MATTER, EVEN IF YOU DID AGREE

1108
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,096
WITH THE POLICIES OR WHATEVER,

1109
00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:46,030
IT IS A LUDICROUS RISK TO TAKE,

1110
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,465
AND ALL OF THESE SUPPOSEDLY

1111
00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:48,833
SMART PEOPLE HAVE LOIRMIND ALON.

1112
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:57,808
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1113
00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:01,646
>> AGREE WITH SOME OF IT.HA

1114
00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:02,446
WE DO HAVE TO CONTEND WITH THE

1115
00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:03,014
FACT THAT 75 MILLION PEOPLE

1116
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:03,514
VOTED FOR NALD TRUMP.

1117
00:38:03,581 --> 00:38:05,616
WE DO.

1118
00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:06,584
I MEAN, WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT

1119
00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:10,855
WHY THAT IS.

1120
00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:11,956
>> WELL F IT IS A LOT OF

1121
00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:13,924
SMART PEOP T TT GOING TO BE OKA.

1122
00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:14,492
THESE PEOPLE ARE ABDATING

1123
00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:18,229
THEIR RESPONSIBILITY.

1124
00:38:18,295 --> 00:38:18,729
THEY TRUST BEN SHAPIRO.

1125
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,432
THEY TRUST MEGYN KELLY-

1126
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:22,500
>> WOULD BE VERY WEALTHY IF THAT

1127
00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:25,069
SAME YOU HAVE TO

1128
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,137
SEE, 75 MILLION PEOPLE, FIGURING

1129
00:38:26,203 --> 00:38:27,304
OUT WHY THEY WOULD DO THAT, THE

1130
00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:27,972
ONE IS THEY DO BELIEVE

1131
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:31,942
THE INSTITUTIONS.

1132
00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:33,511
THAT, LIKE, THIS HAPPENED

1133
00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:34,345
BEFORE, AND I GET

1134
00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:34,979
RARGUMENT -- THIS

1135
00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:36,781
HAPPENED FOR FOUR

1136
00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:37,481
HE WAS RECKLESS, BUT NOTHING

1137
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:43,521
HAPPENED IN THE WAY THEY SAID IT

1138
00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:45,289
AND OF COURSE JANUARY 6TH

1139
00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:45,790
HAPPENS, BUT HE COULDN'T

1140
00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:47,324
PULL THAT ONE OFF.

1141
00:38:47,391 --> 00:38:47,925
>> Bill:A MINUTE,

1142
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:48,492
NOTHING BAD HAPPENED, HE IS

1143
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:49,360
RUNNING AGAIN.ATAT BPENED.

1144
00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:49,627
[APPLAUSE]

1145
00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:50,261
>> AS LONG AS HE IS NOT IN JAIL.

1146
00:38:50,327 --> 00:38:50,828
>> Bill: BUT WHY ISN'T HE IN

1147
00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:51,362
JAIL?

1148
00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:53,464
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

1149
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:54,098
BECAUSE THE INIONS DID NOT

1150
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,132
HELP.

1151
00:38:55,199 --> 00:39:03,874
CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS HEL

1152
00:39:03,941 --> 00:39:06,811
>> BRAENSPERGER.

1153
00:39:06,877 --> 00:39:07,278
>> Bill: THOSE PEOPLE.

1154
00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:07,878
I'M NOT SURE THOSE PEOPLE ARE

1155
00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:09,113
ARNY LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST

1156
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:09,780
TIME WAS A DRY RUN.

1157
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:10,648
AND THIS TIME, IT'S GOING TO BE

1158
00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,783
A WHOLE DIFFERENT SITUATION.

1159
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,518
AND FOR THOSE REPUBLICANS WHO

1160
00:39:14,585 --> 00:39:16,787
SAID, WELL, WE DIDN'T IMPEACHHIL

1161
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:17,822
HANDLE IT, WELL, THE COURT

1162
00:39:17,888 --> 00:39:22,727
DIDN'T HANDLE IT

1163
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:23,861
E SUPREME COURT HAS P

1164
00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:24,495
MUCH GIV CARTE BLANCHE TO

1165
00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:25,096
DO ANYTHING WITH IMPUNITY, HAS

1166
00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:28,499
IT NOT?

1167
00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:29,800
>> YEAH.

1168
00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:32,603
>> Bill: SO WHERE DO YOU GET THE

1169
00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:35,773
INSTITUTIONS HELD?

1170
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:36,974
>> THE ARGUMENT, HOW 75 MILLION

1171
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:37,908
PEOPLE CAN VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP

1172
00:39:37,975 --> 00:39:38,909
IS THE PRESUMPTION IS THAT THE

1173
00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:39,510
INSTITUTIONS WIL.

1174
00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:40,077
I MEAN, THERE ARE VERY

1175
00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:44,115
SMART CONSERVATIVES.GEORGE WILLT

1176
00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:45,449
STAND HIM, BUT IF HE BECOMES

1177
00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:46,083
PRESIDENT, I BELIEVE IN THE

1178
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:50,321
INSTITUTIONS, RIGHT?

1179
00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:52,089
McMASTER, WHO BELIEVES THAT

1180
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:53,057
UN BE PNT,

1181
00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:53,924
SAID SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR THIS

1182
00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:56,393
THAT I BELIEVE THE INSTITUTIONS

1183
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:58,062
OF THIS COUNTRY ARE STRONG

1184
00:39:58,129 --> 00:39:59,663
I'M NOT SAYING THOULDNOTHER --

1185
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:00,297
HAPPEN.

1186
00:40:00,364 --> 00:40:01,599
I HAVEN'T VOTED FOR THE GUY.

1187
00:40:01,665 --> 00:40:03,534
I WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE GUY.

1188
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:04,235
THL THIRD TIME I

1189
00:40:04,301 --> 00:40:05,469
HAVE NOT VOTED FOR HIM, AND I

1190
00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:06,504
NEVER WOULD BECAUSE OF THE

1191
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,671
THINGS THAT TIM MENTIONED AND

1192
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:08,806
BECAUSE OF THINGS I'VE

1193
00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:10,274
MENTIONED, THAT I DON'T BELIEVE

1194
00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:11,108
WE HAVE A FASCIST HERE

1195
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:12,877
THAT'S GOITAR THETRY ANUS ALL IN

1196
00:40:12,943 --> 00:40:14,044
CAMPS --

1197
00:40:14,111 --> 00:40:14,645
>> WHAT PERCENT

1198
00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:20,117
>> OF WHAT?

1199
00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:20,885
>> THAT THE INSTITUTIONS DON'T

1200
00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:24,755
HOLD AND THAT HE BECOMES --

1201
00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:25,656
HE BECOMES SOME SOME KIND

1202
00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:28,993
OF QUASI-AUTHORITARIAN, ORBAN --

1203
00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:32,363
WHAT IS THE PRESENT CHANCE?

1204
00:40:32,429 --> 00:40:35,065
IS IT A 5% CHANCE

1205
00:40:35,132 --> 00:40:37,601
E DON'T HAVE AN ELECTION

1206
00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:37,835
IN 2020?

1207
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:44,141
0% CHANCE?

1208
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,376
>> Bill: NOT AELECTION.

1209
00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:48,078
EVERYBODY HAS ELECTIONS,

1210
00:40:48,145 --> 00:40:49,246
RUSSIA HAS --

1211
00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:51,115
>> MY POINT IS EVEN THINK

1212
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:51,715
IT IS A VERY, VERY LOW CHANCE,

1213
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:53,551
2% CHANCE, THAT IS INSANE

1214
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:57,321
KAMALA HARRIS AND ROLL IT BACKIV

1215
00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:58,088
OR WHOEVER.

1216
00:40:58,155 --> 00:40:59,723
RON DeSANCOUS OR WHOEVER

1217
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:03,294
LL YOU WANT.

1218
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,495
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1219
00:41:04,562 --> 00:41:04,962
>> WE ARE HAVING THIS

1220
00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:05,563
CONVERSATION BECAUSE I POINTED

1221
00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:06,497
OUT 75 MILLION PEOPLE VOTED FOR

1222
00:41:06,564 --> 00:41:07,097
DONALD TRUMP, AND HE VERY WELL

1223
00:41:07,164 --> 00:41:11,502
MIGHT WI

1224
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:12,169
>> 40 MILLION OF THEM WANT H

1225
00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:12,870
TO BE KIND OF A SOFT DICTATOR

1226
00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:16,173
THOUGH.

1227
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,308
LIKE 30-40 MILLION --

1228
00:41:17,374 --> 00:41:18,676
>> WHAT DOASE THAT ON?

1229
00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:23,414
>> Bill: ANDOLLI THE PRIMARIES

1230
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,348
I MEAN, THAT IS THE THING --

1231
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:26,817
>> YOU ASKED ARE THEY MORE OF A

1232
00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:30,821
DONALD TRUMP REPUBLICAN

1233
00:41:30,888 --> 00:41:33,324
ABOUT HALF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

1234
00:41:33,390 --> 00:41:33,858
>> Bill: LET ME ASK ABOUT

1235
00:41:33,924 --> 00:41:34,592
FASCISM.

1236
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:35,793
THAT'S LIKE A CLOSING ARGUMENT.

1237
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:36,427
I SAID IN THE MONOLOGUE, FASCISM

1238
00:41:36,493 --> 00:41:36,994
IS NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH NAZI.

1239
00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:42,032
YES, EVERY NAZI IS A FASCIST.

1240
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,734
I DON'T THINK DONALD RUMP IS A

1241
00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:45,135
NAZI, BUT I'VE BEEN SAYING

1242
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:47,838
FOI TH IS GOING TOAS WO BE THAT.

1243
00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:48,405
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK THAT

1244
00:41:48,472 --> 00:41:50,441
HARD.

1245
00:41:50,507 --> 00:41:52,376
SO I GOI B, ASULD MY, CAMPAIGN

1246
00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:54,845
HYPERBOLE?IS IT GOING TO BE SOMT

1247
00:41:54,912 --> 00:41:55,446
NG TO SWING THE ELECTION

1248
00:41:55,512 --> 00:41:57,982
TO HARRIS?

1249
00:41:58,048 --> 00:42:01,819
OR IS IT A CASE OF A LOT OFOPLEG

1250
00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:02,453
YEAH, HE IS A FASCIST, BUT HE IS

1251
00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:05,522
OUR FASCIST?

1252
00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:07,892
THE FACT THAT FASCISM IS N

1253
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,860
UNPOPULAR WITH THE PEOPLE

1254
00:42:09,927 --> 00:42:10,427
BECAUSE TH'T RCARE

1255
00:42:10,494 --> 00:42:12,229
ABOUT DEMOCRACY.

1256
00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:15,299
WHAT THEY CARE ABOUT IS GETTING

1257
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,066
THEIR PEOPWHO WANT TO RUN

1258
00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:20,237
E COUNTRTHEIWAY.

1259
00:42:20,304 --> 00:42:21,205
AND I'M -- YES?

1260
00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:21,805
>> I JUST DON'T THINK HE IS A

1261
00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:24,909
FASCIST.

1262
00:42:24,975 --> 00:42:25,576
SIS REC IN

1263
00:42:25,643 --> 00:42:26,143
PIECE RECENTLY, HE WANTS TO BE

1264
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:26,744
AN AUTHORITARI, BUT T

1265
00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:28,479
THINK HE IS A FASCIST.

1266
00:42:28,545 --> 00:42:32,883
WAITING LIST., HE IS ON THE

1267
00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:33,450
>> YEAH, HE IS --

1268
00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:33,984
[LAUGH

1269
00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:34,718
>> THE THING IS --

1270
00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:36,253
[APPLAALL FASCIST ARE NAZIS.

1271
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:40,858
IS REDOLENT OF NAZIS.

1272
00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:42,826
AND WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO

1273
00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:44,261
THINK WHEN MSNBC IS DOING --

1274
00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:47,131
>> Bill: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED

1275
00:42:47,197 --> 00:42:48,065
TO ASKED THE CONGRESSMAN,

1276
00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:52,036
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, I'M

1277
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:56,840
WH DO THEY DO WHEN YOU

1278
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:57,341
SHOW UP AT WORK AND THEY

1279
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:57,808
THROW YOU --

1280
00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:58,976
>> THIS IS WHY HE CAN'T BE

1281
00:42:59,043 --> 00:43:00,544
ELECTED, AND THIS IS WHY IT

1282
00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:01,145
INFURIATES ME, THE ARGOF

1283
00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:01,946
WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK WE

1284
00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:04,949
SHOULDN'T BE THAT CONCERNED OR

1285
00:43:05,015 --> 00:43:06,917
HE WREET JOURNAL," OKAY,

1286
00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:09,086
I'M NOT SAYING -- THERE IS

1287
00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:13,590
TRUM OF PEOPLE, FROM YOUON THE G

1288
00:43:13,657 --> 00:43:14,591
CRITICAL OF TRUMP, THAT AR

1289
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:17,061
NO, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

1290
00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:17,695
BUT YOU ARE NOT OUT THERE SAYING

1291
00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:17,895
THIS.

1292
00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:20,230
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

1293
00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:23,167
HE HAS TO BE STOPPED, THE PEOPLE

1294
00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:24,301
THAT KNOW BETTER NEED TO SAY IT.

1295
00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:26,737
WHY IS IT ONLY LNEY ANDANS

1296
00:43:26,804 --> 00:43:27,771
STOP HIM IF HE WINS.

1297
00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:29,773
NEWSPAPERS, WHAT ABOUTNE

1298
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,407
ON THE LEF JUST WOULDN'T

1299
00:43:30,474 --> 00:43:37,114
"THENGTON POST."

1300
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:39,383
THEIR SAYING WAS "DEMOCRACY DIES

1301
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,317
IN'DARKNESS."

1302
00:43:40,384 --> 00:43:46,890
DEMOCRACY DIES, IT'S FINE?

1303
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:47,524
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH

1304
00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:50,627
YOU CAN'T LIVE UNDE BANNER

1305
00:43:50,694 --> 00:43:51,295
Y DAY, Y UP THE PAPER

1306
00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:52,262
DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS, AND

1307
00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:52,863
DOOWSHOULD

1308
00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:53,297
WE GET INVOLVED?

1309
00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:54,431
WE DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED.

1310
00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:57,801
>> HE HAS LESS OPPOSITION NOW

1311
00:43:57,868 --> 00:43:58,435
AFTER JANUARY 6TH, THAN HE DID

1312
00:43:58,502 --> 00:44:02,673
BEFORE.'S AN INSANE STATE OF AF

1313
00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:03,874
RIGHT, LIKE IN 2020, IF YOU LOOK

1314
00:44:03,941 --> 00:44:06,043
ACROSSETUSINESS

1315
00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:07,344
LEADERS, EDITORIALS, THE RICH

1316
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:08,512
PEOPLE THAT ARE RUNNING THE

1317
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:11,782
EDITORIAE REANSTH PARTY OPPOSIT,

1318
00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:13,951
PEOPE PRESUBMIO

1319
00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:15,552
TRUMP, AND THEY KNOW THAT HE

1320
00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:16,754
WILL GO AROUND THE RULE OF LAW

1321
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:17,654
AND THEY DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE

1322
00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:19,390
TARGET LIST LIKE LIZ CHENEY.

1323
00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:22,026
THAT'S WHAT'S ING.

1324
00:44:22,092 --> 00:44:23,160
>> Bill: WHEN BILLIONAIRES ARE

1325
00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:23,827
AFRAID T OUT BECAUSE

1326
00:44:23,894 --> 00:44:24,328
SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN HER

1327
00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:26,163
COUNTRIE

1328
00:44:26,230 --> 00:44:27,831
PUTIN DIDN'T GETERE HE WAS

1329
00:44:27,898 --> 00:44:28,899
BY NOT THROWING PPLE OUT OF

1330
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:30,401
WINDOWS.

1331
00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:32,169
>> EVEN IF IT IS NOT THROWING

1332
00:44:32,236 --> 00:44:33,871
OF WINDOWS, YOU LOOK ATN, THEY

1333
00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:35,739
RETRIBUTION.

1334
00:44:35,806 --> 00:44:36,673
THEY KNOW THAT KAMALA HARRIS IS

1335
00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:41,045
NOT GOING TO GO IN THERE AND DO

1336
00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:42,146
RETRIBUTION AGAINST BLUE ORIGI

1337
00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:45,449
OR AMAZON OR WHATEVER BECAUSE

1338
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:48,152
BEZOS DIDN'T ENDOUMP WILL.

1339
00:44:48,218 --> 00:44:49,353
KNOWS THAT AND T WHE IS ACTING

1340
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:49,953
WE ARE ALREADY TOO FAR DOWN THE

1341
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:50,320
PATH.

1342
00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:50,854
>> Bill: I HAVE TO END IT

1343
00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:54,458
THERE.ANK YOU GUYS.

1344
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,827
GOOD LUCK!

1345
00:44:56,894 --> 00:44:57,327
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

1346
00:44:57,394 --> 00:44:57,995
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

1347
00:44:58,062 --> 00:44:58,962
[APPLAUSE]

1348
00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:02,900
>> WE'VE GOT IT.

1349
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:04,068
ALL RIGHT.E' I

1350
00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:04,568
TIME FW RULE

1351
00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:05,235
PPLAUS

1352
00:45:05,302 --> 00:45:10,641
NEW RULE: THE ORCA WHALE THAT

1353
00:45:10,707 --> 00:45:14,111
POOPED IN ITS TANK AT SEA WORLD

1354
00:45:14,178 --> 00:45:19,049
SAN ANTONIO AND THEN SPLASHED

1355
00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:21,618
THE DIRTY POOP WATER ONTO TH

1356
00:45:21,685 --> 00:45:23,387
AUDIENCE DOESN'T NEED TO

1357
00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:24,455
OGIZE -- HET ON

1358
00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:25,756
OS I LOVE IT.

1359
00:45:25,823 --> 00:45:33,464
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1360
00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:34,731
AND DON'T SAY THE AUDIEN

1361
00:45:34,798 --> 00:45:38,702
IME."O

1362
00:45:38,769 --> 00:45:40,404
E IN THE WRONG PLACE?

1363
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:45,742
HE'S A WHALE IN SAN ANTONIO.

1364
00:45:45,809 --> 00:45:50,714
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1365
00:45:50,781 --> 00:45:52,483
NEW RULE: NIKKI HALEY HAS TO

1366
00:45:52,549 --> 00:45:53,050
ENTER A SHELTER FOR BATTERED

1367
00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:53,350
CANDIDATES.

1368
00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:56,086
[LAU

1369
00:45:56,153 --> 00:45:58,055
IT'S PAINFUL TO HAVE TO WATCH

1370
00:45:58,122 --> 00:46:03,393
LIKE "I KNY SAYINGFOR TRUMPER

1371
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:03,961
RACIST AND MISOGYNIST THINGS,

1372
00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:05,496
BUT THEY HAVE A GOOD HEART."

1373
00:46:05,562 --> 00:46:06,363
GIRLFRIEND, YOU SOUND LIKE

1374
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:06,964
RIHANNA WHEN SHE GOT BACK WITH

1375
00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:07,564
CHRIS

1376
00:46:07,631 --> 00:46:09,867
[LAUGH

1377
00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:12,669
[APPLAUSE]

1378
00:46:12,736 --> 00:46:13,337
THROW SOME CLOTHES IN A SUITCASE

1379
00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:16,273
AND GET OUT.

1380
00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:17,674
NEW RULE: NOW THAT 49ER

1381
00:46:17,741 --> 00:46:21,378
NICK BOSA IED HIS'S INTERO COUD

1382
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:23,480
DISPLAY HIS MAGA HAT ON NATI

1383
00:46:23,547 --> 00:46:24,548
TELEVISION, LAURA INGRAHAM HAS

1384
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:25,516
TO E WHY SHE DIDN'T TELL

1385
00:46:25,582 --> 00:46:27,151
HIUST SHUT UP AND PLAY.

1386
00:46:27,217 --> 00:46:29,620
[LAUGHTER]

1387
00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:31,922
I DON'IT, LAURA.

1388
00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:32,556
YOU TOLD LeBRON TO JUST SHUT UP

1389
00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:34,591
AND DRIBBLE.

1390
00:46:34,658 --> 00:46:35,292
YOU TOLD KEVIN DURANT TO SHUT

1391
00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:36,927
AND DRIBBLE.

1392
00:46:36,994 --> 00:46:39,763
COLIN KAEPERNICK NEEDED TO GO

1393
00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:40,931
WHY DID THESE THREE ATHLETES ALL

1394
00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:41,832
HAVE TO SHUT UP, BUT THIS

1395
00:46:41,899 --> 00:46:43,700
ATHLETE GETS TO --OH, MI

1396
00:46:43,767 --> 00:46:44,535
I GET IT.

1397
00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:53,677
[LAUGHDLA

1398
00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:55,579
NEW RULE: INSTEAD OF GIVING ORAL

1399
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:57,447
CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS NAMES LIKE

1400
00:46:57,514 --> 00:46:58,081
NIORTIA, AMIN --

1401
00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:01,919
[LAUGHTER]

1402
00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:03,020
NAME THEM AFTER THE GUYS

1403
00:47:03,086 --> 00:47:03,654
DEFINITELY DONT TO HAVE A

1404
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:12,629
WAUGHTEAPPLAUSE]

1405
00:47:12,696 --> 00:47:16,900
DARNELL.[LAUGHTER]D

1406
00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:24,875
OR BYET, NAM A

1407
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:25,776
THE GUYS WHO DON'T WANT YOU TO

1408
00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:27,277
HAVE THOSE PILLS IN THE FIRST

1409
00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:27,811
PLACE: NEIL, SAMUEL, AND

1410
00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:36,353
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1411
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:37,421
NEW RULE: HORROR MOVIES HAVE TO

1412
00:47:37,487 --> 00:47:40,557
STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.

1413
00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:40,891
"DON'T MOVE."

1414
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:41,525
"DON'T BREATHE."

1415
00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:43,460
"DON'T LOOK NOW."

1416
00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:44,461
"DON'T LOOK AWAY."

1417
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:45,629
"DON'T SAY A WORD."

1418
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,364
"DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE."

1419
00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:48,432
"DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT."

1420
00:47:48,498 --> 00:47:49,366
"DON'T LOOK UNDER THE BED."

1421
00:47:49,433 --> 00:47:50,601
"DPEN THE DOOR."

1422
00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:51,802
"DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE."

1423
00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:53,770
"DON'T GO IN THE WOODS."

1424
00:47:53,837 --> 00:47:54,705
"DON'T BLINK."

1425
00:47:54,771 --> 00:47:55,472
"PLAY DEAD."

1426
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:56,173
"LET ME IN."

1427
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,241
"GET OUT."

1428
00:47:57,307 --> 00:48:00,510
"DRAG ME TO HELL."ILL.

1429
00:48:00,577 --> 00:48:03,647
JESUS, IT'S LIKE WE'RE MARRIED.

1430
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:03,914
[LAUGHTER]

1431
00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:10,320
[APPLAUSE]

1432
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:12,122
HONEY, I HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK.

1433
00:48:12,189 --> 00:48:12,756
JUST LET ME TASTE THE BLOOD OF

1434
00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:15,859
[LR]ULA AND RELAX

1435
00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:19,396
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.LL, W

1436
00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:20,530
THE FRIDAY BEFORE ELECTION DAY

1437
00:48:20,597 --> 00:48:21,331
AND AT LEAST ONE OF MY

1438
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,332
PREDICTIONS WAS RIGHT ON THE

1439
00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:23,333
MONEY: IT'S TIED, AS IT ALWAYS

1440
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,971
THAT'S JUST WHO THIS COUNTRY IS

1441
00:48:28,038 --> 00:48:32,442
NOW: TWO TRIBES,D BY HISTORY, B.

1442
00:48:32,509 --> 00:48:33,977
I'M STICKING WITH MY OTHER

1443
00:48:34,044 --> 00:48:35,479
PREDICTION THAT HARRIS IS GOING

1444
00:48:35,545 --> 00:48:37,414
TO WIN, BUT I CAN'T SAY I'M NOT

1445
00:48:37,481 --> 00:48:39,049
NERVOUS THAT THE ELECTION

1446
00:48:39,116 --> 00:48:42,019
THE HANDS OF A SMALL COHORT OF

1447
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,854
UNDECIDED VOTERS, THOSE CURIOUS

1448
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:44,454
FEW BISEXUALS OF THE PAL

1449
00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:44,721
WORLD --

1450
00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:55,265
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1451
00:48:55,332 --> 00:48:57,000
WHO EVERYBODY LOVES TO MOCK

1452
00:48:57,067 --> 00:49:00,137
BUT I SEE IT AS F ARSONTH

1453
00:49:00,203 --> 00:49:01,004
I CALL THEM THE "CHRISTMAS EVE

1454
00:49:01,071 --> 00:49:02,039
SHOPPERS" OF POLITICS.

1455
00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:06,643
[LAUGHTER]EY KNOW THE BIG DAY IG

1456
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:07,944
BUT THEY JUST CAN'T GET

1457
00:49:08,011 --> 00:49:08,578
THEMSELVES TO DO AG

1458
00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:11,982
IT UHE M

1459
00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:12,549
HER WAS THATITH

1460
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:13,717
CHRISTMA

1461
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,352
HE WOULD DO ALL HIS CHRISTMAS

1462
00:49:15,419 --> 00:49:16,453
SHOPPING ON CHRISTMAS EVE NIGHT

1463
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:16,987
AN HOUR BEFORE THE S

1464
00:49:17,054 --> 00:49:20,090
CLOS

1465
00:49:20,157 --> 00:49:21,291
HE WOULD GO TO A SINGLE

1466
00:49:21,358 --> 00:49:21,892
DEPARTMENT STORE WITH NO IDEA

1467
00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:22,392
WHAT HE WAS GONNA GET.

1468
00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,995
[LAUGHTER]

1469
00:49:25,062 --> 00:49:25,829
BUT THAT'S WHY A DEPARTMENT

1470
00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:28,565
STORE IS GREAT: OH, LOOK, TOYS.

1471
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:29,132
I GOT KIDS, THEY LIKE TOYS:

1472
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:29,666
DONE!

1473
00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:35,405
[LAUGHTER]ALLY, HE WAS A GREAT

1474
00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:36,807
GIFT GIVER BECAUSE HE FELT YOU

1475
00:49:36,873 --> 00:49:40,110
HAD FULLY IN THE CHRISTMAS

1476
00:49:40,177 --> 00:49:40,911
SPIRIT TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

1477
00:49:40,977 --> 00:49:42,579
AND BEING IN THE STORE AT THAT

1478
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:43,647
HOUR, WITH SANTA AND THE MUSIC

1479
00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:45,716
AND THE TREE AND THE WHOLE

1480
00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:47,517
PRODUCTION GOING ON, IT SERVED

1481
00:49:47,584 --> 00:49:49,286
AS KIND OF A MUSE FOR PICKING

1482
00:49:49,353 --> 00:49:50,287
PRESENTS, AND I THINK THERE ARE

1483
00:49:50,354 --> 00:49:50,854
PEOPLE WHO FEEL THE SAME WAY

1484
00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:54,324
M AWITH THEM.NG BOOTH.

1485
00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:58,061
[LAUGHTER]

1486
00:49:58,128 --> 00:49:58,962
HI, CHRISTMAS EVE VOTER!

1487
00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:01,898
[LAUGHTER]

1488
00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:03,433
LOOK, YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T LIKE

1489
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,135
TRUMP, OR YOU'D BE IN THAT CAMP

1490
00:50:05,202 --> 00:50:06,370
ALREADY, BUT YOU'RE STILL TORN

1491
00:50:06,436 --> 00:50:07,003
AND I'M THE GUY WHO KEEPS SAYING

1492
00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:10,574
I GET WHY.

1493
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,509
YOU WANTED MORE REASSURANCE THAT

1494
00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:14,177
THE DEMOCRAT ISN'T GOING TO GO

1495
00:50:14,244 --> 00:50:16,346
ALONG WITH EVERY AGGRESSIVELY

1496
00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:17,681
ANTI-COMMON-SENSE IDEA THAT

1497
00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:19,783
COMES OUT OF THE WOKE MIND

1498
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,985
VIRUS -- WHICH, YES, IS A THING.

1499
00:50:22,052 --> 00:50:22,753
AND IF SHE LOSES, THAT WILL

1500
00:50:22,819 --> 00:50:24,354
BE MAINLY WHY.

1501
00:50:24,421 --> 00:50:26,022
AND PART OF THAT MIND VIRUS

1502
00:50:26,089 --> 00:50:28,125
IS "PROGRESSOPHOBIA,"

1503
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:30,227
STEVEN PINKER'S TERM FOR THE

1504
00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:31,128
LIBERAL FEAR OF EVER ADMITTING

1505
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:34,131
WHEN THINGS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD.

1506
00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:36,032
AS "THE ECONOMIST" PUTS IT ABOUT

1507
00:50:36,099 --> 00:50:39,569
AMERICA TODAY, "AN ECONOMY WITH

1508
00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:42,639
AN UNEMPLOYMENT RATE OF 4% AND A

1509
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:43,874
PER-PERSON GDP OF $85,000 DOES

1510
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:44,674
NOT HAVE TO BE MADE GREAT AGAIN;

1511
00:50:44,741 --> 00:50:45,776
IT IS GREAT."

1512
00:50:45,842 --> 00:50:57,621
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1513
00:50:57,687 --> 00:50:59,189
AND YET THE ECONOMY IS THE

1514
00:50:59,256 --> 00:51:00,757
CHRISTMAS EVE VOTER'S OTHER

1515
00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:02,726
BIG ISSUE, AND THEY THINK IT'S

1516
00:51:02,793 --> 00:51:03,727
TERRIBLE WHEN ACTUALLY IT'S

1517
00:51:03,794 --> 00:51:06,329
BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER.

1518
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:06,897
MAKES ARNOLD PALMER'S DICK

1519
00:51:06,963 --> 00:51:07,297
LOOK LIKE NOTHING.

1520
00:51:07,364 --> 00:51:08,732
[LAUGHTER]

1521
00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:15,205
[APPLAUSE]

1522
00:51:15,272 --> 00:51:16,139
WHEN WE WERE COMING OUT OF THE

1523
00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:18,442
PANDEMIC, EVERY ECONOMIST

1524
00:51:18,508 --> 00:51:20,010
PREDICTED WE WERE HEADED FOR A

1525
00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:21,211
RECESSION, AND ALL THE HORRIBLE

1526
00:51:21,278 --> 00:51:23,447
THINGS THAT COME WITH IT.

1527
00:51:23,513 --> 00:51:24,214
BUT, MUCH LIKE TRUMP'S

1528
00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:24,915
GIRLFRIENDS --

1529
00:51:24,981 --> 00:51:28,885
[LAUGHTER]

1530
00:51:28,952 --> 00:51:29,753
THOSE THINGS NEVER CAME.

1531
00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,022
[LAUGHTER]

1532
00:51:32,088 --> 00:51:40,263
[APPLAUSE]

1533
00:51:40,330 --> 00:51:42,199
THE TRUTH ABOUT AMERICA TODAY --

1534
00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:46,636
WHAT DEMOCRATS SHOULD HAVE BEEN

1535
00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:48,004
SELLING IS -- EVERYTHING THAT

1536
00:51:48,071 --> 00:51:48,572
SHOULD BE LOW, AND DOWN, IS:

1537
00:51:48,638 --> 00:51:49,039
UNEMPLOYMENT, LOW.

1538
00:51:49,105 --> 00:51:50,607
BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT, LOW.

1539
00:51:50,674 --> 00:51:52,275
POVERTY RATE, LOW.

1540
00:51:52,342 --> 00:51:54,711
GAS PRICES, DOWN.

1541
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,112
AND EVERYTHING THAT SHOULD BE

1542
00:51:56,179 --> 00:51:58,815
UP, AND HIGH, IS: MANUFACTURING

1543
00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:00,984
REAL WAGES, THE STOCK MARKET

1544
00:52:01,051 --> 00:52:02,953
PERSONAL SPENDING, PERSONAL

1545
00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:05,422
SAVINGS, OIL PRODUCTION.

1546
00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:07,691
THE U.S. NOW PRODUCES MORE

1547
00:52:07,757 --> 00:52:09,259
ENERGY THAN IT USES -- WHICH IS

1548
00:52:09,326 --> 00:52:09,860
SAYING SOMETHING SINCE WE HAVE

1549
00:52:09,926 --> 00:52:10,760
LAS VEGAS.

1550
00:52:10,827 --> 00:52:13,296
[LAUGHTER]

1551
00:52:13,363 --> 00:52:17,000
WHERE I WILL BE TONIGHT.

1552
00:52:17,067 --> 00:52:21,071
BUT IT'S SOLD OUT, SO SORRY.

1553
00:52:21,137 --> 00:52:23,406
MISSISSIPPI IS AMERICA'S POOREST

1554
00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:24,708
STATE, BUT ITS RESIDENTS EARN

1555
00:52:24,774 --> 00:52:25,275
ON AVERAGE, MORE THAN CANADA

1556
00:52:25,342 --> 00:52:28,278
GERMANY, OR ENGLAND.

1557
00:52:28,345 --> 00:52:28,979
THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE BEATING THE

1558
00:52:29,045 --> 00:52:29,646
AXIS OF BEER.

1559
00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:31,982
[LAUGHTER]

1560
00:52:32,048 --> 00:52:39,289
[APPLAUSE]

1561
00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:41,925
IF TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT WITH THIS

1562
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:43,093
ECONOMY, IT WOULD BE 24/7 OF

1563
00:52:43,159 --> 00:52:44,294
"WE HAVE THE GREATEST ECONOMY

1564
00:52:44,361 --> 00:52:46,062
EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE

1565
00:52:46,129 --> 00:52:47,731
WORLD, MAYBE THE UNIVERSE, MANY

1566
00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:49,232
PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT."

1567
00:52:49,299 --> 00:52:52,402
[LAUGHTER]

1568
00:52:52,469 --> 00:52:54,504
BUT TRUMP ISN'T PRESIDENT NOW,

1569
00:52:54,571 --> 00:52:56,907
SO YOU GET THIS.

1570
00:52:56,973 --> 00:52:58,642
>> NOW YOU HAVE MILLIONS AND

1571
00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:00,777
MILLIONS OF DEAD PEOPLE, AND YOU

1572
00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:02,579
HAVE PEOPLE DYING FINANCIALLY

1573
00:53:02,646 --> 00:53:03,280
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BUY BACON,

1574
00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:03,914
THEY CAN'T BUY FOOD, THEY CAN'T

1575
00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:05,549
BUY GROCERIES.

1576
00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:07,417
>> BILL: THAT'S RIGHT.

1577
00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:08,285
IN THIS REALITY, IF YOU DON'T

1578
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:09,219
GET BACON, YOU'LL DIE.

1579
00:53:09,286 --> 00:53:10,287
[LAUGHTER]

1580
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:18,929
[APPLAUSE]

1581
00:53:18,995 --> 00:53:19,596
WHICH IS ALSO WHAT MY DOG

1582
00:53:19,663 --> 00:53:22,632
THINKS.

1583
00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:26,369
[LAUGHTER]

1584
00:53:26,436 --> 00:53:27,003
BUT HERE ON EARTH ONE, IT'S NOT

1585
00:53:27,070 --> 00:53:29,539
ACTUALLY LIKE THAT.

1586
00:53:29,606 --> 00:53:31,107
THE VAST MAJORITY OF AMERICANS

1587
00:53:31,174 --> 00:53:31,741
MAKE IT TO THE PIGGLY WIGGLY AND

1588
00:53:31,808 --> 00:53:32,509
BACK ALIVE.

1589
00:53:32,576 --> 00:53:35,011
[LAUGHTER]

1590
00:53:35,078 --> 00:53:38,915
YES, EVERYTHING AT THE

1591
00:53:38,982 --> 00:53:39,516
DOLLAR STORE COSTS $1.50 NOW,

1592
00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:41,618
BUT BIDEN DIDN'T INVENT

1593
00:53:41,685 --> 00:53:42,953
"FOOD COSTS MONEY," AND WHAT

1594
00:53:43,019 --> 00:53:44,487
CAUSED THE INFLATION WAS

1595
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,823
SHUTTING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY DOWN

1596
00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:49,092
AND PAYING EVERYONE $6 TRILLION

1597
00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:50,627
TO STAY HOME BECAUSE A BAD FLU

1598
00:53:50,694 --> 00:53:52,529
WAS GOING AROUND, AND TRUMP AND

1599
00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:55,065
BIDEN BOTH DID THAT.

1600
00:53:55,131 --> 00:53:56,466
EVERYBODY TOOK THE MONEY, AND I

1601
00:53:56,533 --> 00:53:57,534
DON'T SEE ANYONE IN THIS CROWD

1602
00:53:57,601 --> 00:54:00,537
HANDING BACK THE CHECKS.

1603
00:54:00,604 --> 00:54:03,073
BUT WHO BROUGHT INFLATION DOWN

1604
00:54:03,139 --> 00:54:03,640
FURTHER AND FASTER THAN ANY

1605
00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:04,774
OTHER COUNTRY?

1606
00:54:04,841 --> 00:54:06,343
THE UNITED STATES, BITCHES.

1607
00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:16,119
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1608
00:54:16,186 --> 00:54:19,756
IT PEAKED HERE IN 2022 AND SINCE

1609
00:54:19,823 --> 00:54:22,993
HAS DROPPED LIKE A ROCK TO 2.4%.

1610
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:24,728
BIDEN TAMED IT WITHOUT CAUSING A

1611
00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:25,462
RECESSION, WHICH IS LIKE

1612
00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:26,062
CATCHING A SPACEX ROCKET WITH

1613
00:54:26,129 --> 00:54:28,765
YOUR BUTT CHEEKS.

1614
00:54:28,832 --> 00:54:31,101
[LAUGHTER]

1615
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:35,872
THE PHRASE I HEAR SO MUCH THAT

1616
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:36,473
MAKES ME JUST WANT TO UNALIVE

1617
00:54:36,539 --> 00:54:36,740
MYSELF --

1618
00:54:36,806 --> 00:54:39,809
[LAUGHTER]

1619
00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:41,611
IS "HOW'S SHE GOING TO HELP ME?"

1620
00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:42,145
LIKE THE PRESIDENT IS YOUR

1621
00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:43,046
PERSONAL GENIE.

1622
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,949
[LAUGHTER]

1623
00:54:46,016 --> 00:54:47,450
IT'S KAMALA, NOT KAZAAM.

1624
00:54:47,517 --> 00:54:56,059
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1625
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:56,926
AND IT'S A GOVERNMENT, NOT AN

1626
00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:59,429
INSURANCE COMPANY.

1627
00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:00,563
[LAUGHTER]

1628
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:02,732
I DON'T KNOW IF KAMALA WORKED

1629
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:03,299
AT McDONALD'S, BUT SHE'S NOT

1630
00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:03,967
FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE.

1631
00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:11,541
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1632
00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:13,276
YOU THINK YOU'RE LIVING IN THE

1633
00:55:13,343 --> 00:55:14,144
SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION BECAUSE

1634
00:55:14,210 --> 00:55:14,711
YOU CAN'T BUY A FULL FOOT OF

1635
00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:16,813
SANDWICH FOR $5?

1636
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:27,924
[LAUGHTER]

1637
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:28,558
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE

1638
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:29,993
ACTUAL NUMBERS.

1639
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:32,929
MAYBE YOUR HAT'S TOO TIGHT.

1640
00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:33,596
[LAUGHTER]

1641
00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:35,732
AND UNDECIDEDS?

1642
00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:37,434
YOU SHOULD BE VOTING HARRIS

1643
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,369
BECAUSE OF THE ECONOMY, BUT

1644
00:55:39,436 --> 00:55:41,538
UNDECIDEDS DON'T GET THAT

1645
00:55:41,604 --> 00:55:43,339
MESSAGE, BECAUSE DEMOCRATS CAN'T

1646
00:55:43,406 --> 00:55:44,774
MAKE THE WORDS "THINGS AREN'T SO

1647
00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:46,976
BAD" EVER COME OUT OF THEIR

1648
00:55:47,043 --> 00:55:48,912
MOUTHS, LEST SOMEONE SOMEWHERE

1649
00:55:48,978 --> 00:55:49,679
ACCUSE THEM OF NOT CARING ENOUGH

1650
00:55:49,746 --> 00:55:53,149
ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE STRUGGLING.

1651
00:55:53,216 --> 00:55:54,517
BUT EVEN IN A GOOD ECONOMY, SOME

1652
00:55:54,584 --> 00:55:55,585
SEGMENT OF SOCIETY WILL ALWAYS

1653
00:55:55,652 --> 00:55:57,187
STRUGGLE WITH MONEY.

1654
00:55:57,253 --> 00:55:58,221
MOSTLY LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS.

1655
00:55:58,288 --> 00:56:00,290
[LAUGHTER]

1656
00:56:00,356 --> 00:56:07,997
[APPLAUSE]

1657
00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:12,635
AND SO, DEAR CHRISTMAS EVE

1658
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:14,270
VOTER, I SAY TO YOU: THINGS

1659
00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:16,106
AREN'T THAT BAD, BUT THEY MIGHT

1660
00:56:16,172 --> 00:56:16,740
GET A HELL OF A LOT WORSE UNDER

1661
00:56:16,806 --> 00:56:19,109
THE RULE OF A MAD KING.

1662
00:56:19,175 --> 00:56:19,642
DO I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT

1663
00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:20,910
KAMALA?

1664
00:56:20,977 --> 00:56:22,912
NO.

1665
00:56:22,979 --> 00:56:23,513
WHO TOLD YOU YOU GET TO LOVE

1666
00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:25,815
EVERYTHING?

1667
00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:26,649
DO I WISH SHE CAME UP WITH A

1668
00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:27,417
BETTER REASON TO BE PRESIDENT

1669
00:56:27,484 --> 00:56:29,185
THAN "I'M NOT TRUMP"?

1670
00:56:29,252 --> 00:56:29,786
YEAH, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY

1671
00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,621
HELPFUL.

1672
00:56:31,688 --> 00:56:33,790
BUT LET'S NOT FORGET: "I'M NOT

1673
00:56:33,857 --> 00:56:35,225
TRUMP" IS STILL A REALLY GREAT

1674
00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:37,026
REASON.

1675
00:56:37,093 --> 00:56:40,096
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1676
00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:41,231
ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE AT THE BEACON

1677
00:56:41,297 --> 00:56:46,035
NEW YORK FOR THE COMEDY FEST

1678
00:56:46,102 --> 00:56:48,772
NOVEMBER 16TH,

1679
00:56:48,838 --> 00:56:49,339
AT THE CIBC CHICAGO THEATER

1680
00:56:49,405 --> 00:56:49,672
DECEMBER 6TH.

1681
00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:50,206
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS

1682
00:56:50,273 --> 00:56:50,774
TIM MILLER, MICHAEL MOYNIHAN

1683
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:51,174
AND JAMIE RASKIN.

1684
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:51,741
NOW GO WATCH "OVERTIME" ON

1685
00:56:51,808 --> 00:56:51,975
YOUTUBE.

1686
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:52,375
THANK YOU, FOLKS.

1687
00:56:52,442 --> 00:56:52,742
YOU WERE GREAT.

1688
00:56:52,809 --> 00:56:53,810
♪ ♪

1689
00:56:53,877 --> 00:57:30,146
[APPLAUSE]

1690
00:57:30,213 --> 00:57:32,615
♪ ♪