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- [insects buzzing]
- [birds singing]
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- [insects chirping]
- [water splashing gently]
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[curtains screeching]
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[Jan Paweł] A chair.
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And something more amazing...
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[merry folk music playing]
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Another chair!
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- [frog croaking]
- Not a big deal? [chuckles]
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They are identical.
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Once upon a time,
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every object was made individually,
by hand,
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which means each one looked unique.
Horrible.
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Luckily, we now have Western manufacturing
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which means we can now have
two identical copies.
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Or a dozen. [chuckles]
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[in a high-pitched voice]
Oh my goodness. What is that?
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Am I looking in a mirror?
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- [chuckles] That's my chair voice.
- [Jakub] Father?
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May we?
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[gasps] Oh. Right, right.
The alderman's only son's getting married.
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[mellow music playing]
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Now, where were we?
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I pronounce you man and wife.
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I'm the one who pronounces.
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- [music stops]
- [insects buzzing]
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- [clicks tongue] Please do.
- [birds singing]
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- [Jakub] I now pronounce you...
- Married already.
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Father, I'm serious.
A priest has to do it.
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- [mellow music resumes]
- [birds calling]
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[sighs] I now pronounce you man and wife.
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- I said it first.
- [guests applaud and cheer]
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[kissing]
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[sublime classical music playing]
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[music stops]
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- [festive music playing]
- [cheering]
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[woman] Congratulations!
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[all cheering and whooping]
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- [man] Congratulations!
- ["Wedding March" playing]
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- [man 2] Congratulations!
- [man 3] Here's to the newlyweds!
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Ah, you'll see, Bogdan.
They'll be over the moon
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when I present them with this old flail.
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I'm sure they will.
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I used it on the groom when he was little.
It's very sentimental.
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[Andrzej] Make way for my wedding gift!
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- Oh my goodness. It's so shiny.
- [man gasps]
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He made a fortune trading
with the bourgeoisie.
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Your new plow.
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[all gasp admiringly]
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[Andrzej laughing contentedly]
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Is that your gift to the newlyweds?
Huh, Jan Paweł?
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[music stops]
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This? [chuckles awkwardly]
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No, of course not.
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- Mm. It's my contribution.
- Yes. This is Bogdan's.
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[Andrzej] A-ha...
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- In that case...
- It's beautiful.
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...what did you give
this lovely young couple?
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[goats bleating]
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Uh... [elongated] Uh...
I left it at home. [laughs]
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- Because it's too heavy to move.
- [all gasp]
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[groom] What is it, my lord?
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I got you...
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[clicks tongue, inhales]
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...what you've always dreamed of, Bartosz.
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[chickens clucking]
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[gasps]
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[whimpers]
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[cries joyfully]
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[wheezing, crying]
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I think I'm about to realize
that Bartosz is an entitled son of a gun.
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[Bartosz sobbing]
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- My first house! [sobs]
- [all gasp and applaud]
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If the city approves the plans.
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- Gentlemen!
- [dramatic music playing]
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Today, I can only promise you hell.
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Blood, sweat and tears.
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What you see out there today,
you will never be able to unsee.
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If history should repeat itself,
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some of you will not live
to see tomorrow's dawn.
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Keep in mind one word.
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[breathes resolutely]
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Victory!
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Without it, our people cannot survive.
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I thought we were only supposed
to wait tables.
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Yes.
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At a Polish wedding!
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[music intensifies, then stops]
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Zofia, I believe
someone has switched the place cards.
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[lively folk music playing]
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[Jan Paweł] We seem to be sitting
with the backstabbing merchant
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and his wife.
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Oh, I'd forgotten that we'd met before.
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Zofia, you look gorgeous
without your bonnet. Jan Paweł.
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You have some nerve
showing up here, Ciesław.
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You cost me a fortune.
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- A fortune?
- By going into business with my nemesis.
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I offered to go
into business with you first, Jan Paweł,
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but you just don't listen.
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Talk all you want,
I'm still not going to listen.
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And how is your finger, Rozalia?
Healing well?
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How could it be healing? You butchered it!
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Mm.
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[grunts and gasps]
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[expectorates, coughs]
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[man 1] Oh, sweet Jesus.
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[groaning]
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I'm sorry. You know how it is at weddings.
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No worries. It could happen to anyone.
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- [ominous tone plays]
- Let's go... not this way.
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- Yeah.
- [ominous music plays]
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[man 2 vocalizing]
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[man 3] Hey there.
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Is this Adamczycha?
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[munching] Depends who wants to know.
If you're Polish,
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yeah.
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If you're German,
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no way.
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Lithuanian...
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Okay.
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- Hungarian...
- I'm Polish. From Sandomierz.
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What brings you
all the way down to our village?
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[mysterious music playing]
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REWARD
BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
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I'm Father Viper. Crown investigator.
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I've been assigned
to investigate the disappearance
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and possible murder of a noble.
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The punishment could be death or the rack.
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Or, in case it's a priest,
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transfer to a godforsaken parish.
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[gulps nervously]
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- [festive folk music playing]
- [indistinct shouting and cheering]
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Mother?
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Maybe the Ryczynskis have
some news about Stanisław.
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Did you ask if they've heard anything?
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Rozalia?
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Could we have a moment in private?
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Ah... Yes. Of course, Zofia.
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- We only want news about my brother...
- This matter calls for discretion.
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Jan Paweł! We have a problem.
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I don't wanna hear about your problems.
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Andrzej, you and I need to talk.
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I'm afraid you'll have to wait your turn.
I really need to talk to Jan Paweł.
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[ominous music playing]
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Jakub, come!
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You and I need to talk.
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- Andrzej!
- [tableware clatters]
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What I have to say to you can't wait!
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[sarcastically] Yeah.
Really good talk, everyone.
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[Izaak] This is for the nobles' tables.
And this is for peasants.
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Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go!
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You with the noble's tables,
come back quickly for more!
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[indistinct shouting and chattering]
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Hey. You wanna swap sections?
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Hell yeah, bro.
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Calm down.
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- If we panic, then we're all screwed.
- [Jakub whispers] Father!
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[ominous music playing]
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We're not safe here.
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To the dance floor. Come on!
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[festive folk music playing]
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[music stops]
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- [breathing heavily]
- [music resumes]
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We knew someone would come looking.
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That's why we came up
with a contingency plan.
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- We picked up the skull fragments.
- [all shout] Yah!
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- [clap]
- Threw them in the slop.
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- [all shout] Yah! [clap]
- Moved the body.
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- [all shout] Yah! [clap]
- And paid off witnesses.
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[all shout] Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!
[clapping rhythmically]
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But we couldn't guess
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that they'd send Father Viper
from Sandomierz.
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[all] Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!
[clapping rhythmically]
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- Why'd you have to kill that guy?
- You killed him first, you traitor.
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- [all] Yah! [clap]
- We could kill Viper, Dad.
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No. That's enough blood.
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Anyway, murdering a priest is
a major no-no.
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And yet, my God gave us free will.
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[dancers shouting melodically]
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[Jakub] I'll handle
the sinful business, Dad.
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[all] Yah! [clap]
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[Jakub] You guys
just get your stories straight.
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I'll have Jakub keep an eye on this guy.
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He can even try
to throw Father Viper off the scent.
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- I don't know if Jakub can handle it.
- [Ciesław] Andrzej! We really...
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- We really need to talk.
- [Andrzej] All right.
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- [festive foll music continues]
- [indistinct shouting and chattering]
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I'll take you to the chapel in a moment.
It's beautiful.
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We can recite the rosary.
Maybe drink some wine.
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Thank you, Jakub.
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Although I never drink on the job,
which, as I said,
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is to find out
what happened to Henryk Lubopolski.
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[clicks tongue] Well, I won't keep you
as you'll want to arrive in Stara Wieś
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before dawn,
so you can question the villagers.
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I do confessions there quite often.
They're a very sinful bunch.
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[Viper] Peasant!
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[ominous notes play]
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Yes?
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Have you seen an elegant,
young magnate's son here in recent weeks?
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Tall, skinny, idiot with purple curls?
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The fancy shoes made him look taller, no?
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[ominous notes play]
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He did like a good heel.
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Nah.
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Never saw him.
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[indistinct chattering in the background]
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[festive folk music playing]
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[indistinct shouting and chattering]
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[Aniela] Thank you.
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[happily] Good evening, my lady.
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My name is Maciej,
and I will be your server tonight.
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Blacksmithing skills
and five-star service.
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Mm, I do love a Renaissance guy.
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Good to know.
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Should there be anything else you need,
let me know.
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I do need something.
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- [clattering on table]
- A drinking buddy.
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[uneasily] Everything's under control.
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There's absolutely
nothing to be worried about.
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[clattering]
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I just need to pack
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a trunk or two,
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in the unlikely event...
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[clatters]
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...that we do need to worry,
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and absolutely nothing
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is under control.
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- [door slams]
- [sensual music plays]
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- [Zofia gasping]
- [Jan Paweł] Zofia! Start packing!
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- [Rozalia moans]
- It's not what you think.
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Come on, we're in a rush.
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You'll just have to nap
with your friend later.
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- [saber rasps]
- The crown investigator's here.
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- The Viper? Why is he here?
- [Jan Paweł] Why do you think?
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Because of the idiot. The one we...
[mimics gunfire]
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Pow!
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You shot Henryk Lubopolski? [gasps]
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[fire crackling]
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[tense music playing]
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How did you know?
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Zofia talked me right off the edge.
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She reminded me
that we can outsmart this Father Viper.
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After all, people lie
to each other all the time.
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I thought he'd see through us right away,
that he'd be as hard to fool as I am.
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It's pretty hard
to pull the wool over my eyes. [laughs]
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[Ciesław pants]
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Jan Paweł. [panting]
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I found out about something.
248
00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:39,041
- I'm not talking to you.
- Good call, darling.
249
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,291
[footsteps approaching]
250
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,416
It's about my estate.
251
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,583
Why don't you go chat over a beer?
252
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:50,625
[Viper] So the kielbasa vanished
from the table, you say?
253
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:55,625
Yes. Last winter. Can you help us solve
this mystery, Father?
254
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:56,708
Show of hands.
255
00:11:57,541 --> 00:12:00,541
Who is standing here before us
with their petty problems to solve,
256
00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:01,791
and wants me to solve them?
257
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:08,250
Hm. How many saw the missing idiot,
and know what happened to him?
258
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:09,833
[goat bleats]
259
00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:13,083
[crunches, chews]
260
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,000
[man] I know.
261
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:15,916
[dramatic music playing]
262
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:21,166
[music intensifies, then fades]
263
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,875
I know where you can find the royal idiot.
264
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,500
[mysterious music plays]
265
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:28,750
Hold on. Would you say it again,
so I know I heard right?
266
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,916
- [Ciesław sighs]
- [owl hooting]
267
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,291
[Ciesław] King Wiśniowiecki
suddenly enacted a law
268
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:35,583
that resulted in the confiscation
269
00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:38,416
of noblemens' assets invested
in bourgeois businesses.
270
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,583
It's mainly to protect class divisions.
271
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,208
And it just so happens
272
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:45,416
that I invested all my savings
in his business,
273
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,791
and now I've lost everything.
274
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:50,500
I don't understand what's so complicated
that I need to explain it three times!
275
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:54,166
[crackling]
276
00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:59,166
I think he just wanted
to hear it one more time.
277
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,458
- I need you to help me out on this one.
- [snickering]
278
00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,501
[Andrzej] I need you
to buy my half of Adamczycha.
279
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:07,666
[exhales, snickers]
280
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,916
[crackles]
281
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,625
This is, by far,
the happiest day of my life!
282
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,958
[alarmingly] Father! Father!
Viper found the nobleman's son!
283
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,392
- [ominous music plays]
- Say what?
284
00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:20,583
[deliberately] Viper found
the nobleman's son!
285
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,916
However, it could all be downhill
from here.
286
00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:38,500
[Andrzej] Father Viper!
287
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:41,208
We can explain the thing
about the nobleman's son.
288
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:42,500
We were out hunting.
289
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,458
There was an accident.
290
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,291
Here.
291
00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:48,791
[Jan Paweł gasps]
292
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,250
Stanisław?
293
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000
Hi, Daddy.
294
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,708
About that city girl...
295
00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:56,416
[fire crackling]
296
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,500
Didn't work out.
297
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:01,708
Well, he is still your son, my lord?
298
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,750
Wrong son...
299
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,458
of the wrong nobleman.
300
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,791
Are there any other royal offspring here?
301
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,583
Uh, I'm still here.
302
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:15,916
The two of you ran all this way
to tell me that this idiot is Stanisław?
303
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,583
- Exactly.
- [Jan Paweł breathes out]
304
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,291
And I don't see any other magnate's sons.
305
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:23,375
[string strums]
306
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,833
[clatters]
307
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,351
- [merry folk music plays]
- [indistinct chattering]
308
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:28,375
[clink]
309
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:32,958
[drunkenly] Oh, another.
310
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:36,833
[groans drunkenly] Are you kidding?
311
00:14:37,791 --> 00:14:40,416
- What's wrong? You a wuss? [chuckles]
- [wine pouring]
312
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,916
[Maciej] Maybe I am. So what?
313
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,625
[laughs] Is my manhood
really gonna be measured
314
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:48,625
by whether I'm...
[laughs]
315
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:52,625
...able to drink you
under the table? [laughs]
316
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,541
What? I'm talking dumb.
317
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,791
I don't hold liquor well.
318
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,375
I'm less of an idiot
when I drink in moderation.
319
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:06,583
Because then I... I can drink even more.
320
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:10,250
Although, I have to admit,
I say dumb things even...
321
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,250
[sighs] I don't even know
what to make of my life.
322
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,875
- Life is what you make it.
- [glasses clink]
323
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,375
[laughs softly]
324
00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:21,916
For some.
325
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,250
The rules aren't the same...
326
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,583
for some of us.
327
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:39,000
[indistinct shouting and cheering]
328
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,083
I know.
329
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,208
[woman] Come on!
330
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,166
- [music stops]
- [howling in the distance]
331
00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:58,833
Do you like board games?
332
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,958
Whenever I'm really bored,
I go back to the manor
333
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,791
and sort all of Luther's theses
334
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,541
from the least ridiculous
to the most idiotic.
335
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,708
I recall your father
mentioning there'd been a hunt.
336
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:10,750
- [ominous music playing]
- Apparently, in this neck of the woods.
337
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:12,750
Oh. [chuckles]
338
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,666
- [lantern clattering]
- [owl hooting]
339
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,208
It's so common to lose jewelry
while hunting.
340
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,208
Not so common to have
the initials "H. L."
341
00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:27,416
I don't know.
342
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,750
We have lots of those.
343
00:16:29,416 --> 00:16:30,416
Do you now?
344
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:34,125
First name starting with "H"
and last name starting with "L".
345
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:36,958
Honey Lemon.
346
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,625
[sighs]
347
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:41,916
- [indistinct laughing and cheering]
- [merry folk music playing]
348
00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:44,125
[inhales, puffs]
349
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,208
[blows out]
350
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,250
[inhales, puffs]
351
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,500
- [Arleta] Aniela, we have a problem.
- [blows out]
352
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,250
You're killing my buzz, Arleta.
353
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,416
[breathes out] It's your party.
You should be out there having fun.
354
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,583
I'd like to, but... I'm in labor.
355
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,541
[breathing rapidly and heavily]
356
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,041
You said it was six months.
357
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,541
Well, six plus three more.
358
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,250
[grunting in pain]
359
00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:13,208
[fire crackling]
360
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:17,375
I will say this for the last time.
Henryk Lubopolski was never in this room.
361
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:21,625
Lady Zofia,
I haven't even started the interrogation.
362
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,333
As I was surveying the area
where your husband said
363
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,541
the hunt took place, I found this ring.
364
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:33,541
And Father Jakub snatched it from my hand,
put it in his mouth, and almost choked...
365
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,458
[wheezes, coughs]
366
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:37,708
...while trying to swallow the damn thing.
In the meantime,
367
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,291
you cried out, and I quote...
368
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,500
[paper rustles]
369
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:45,375
"There was never a ring.
There was never a ring."
370
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,208
I'm sure I'm misquoted.
371
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,166
[Viper] As you wish.
372
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,291
Although we all know
that buffoon came here,
373
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:55,916
and I will find out what happened.
374
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,541
And Godspeed to you, Father.
375
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,166
[door creaks, closes]
376
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,958
[Rozalia] Zofia, it's still not too late.
377
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,333
- For what?
- [Rozalia] For you to confess.
378
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:11,333
[breathes out] There's been a murder here.
379
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,375
It's too much to live with.
380
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,208
If you'd met that fool,
you would find it easier.
381
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,375
[sniffles]
382
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:22,041
- [emotional music playing]
- But... you're innocent, my darling.
383
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:26,625
Confess to what really went on here,
and the truth will set you free.
384
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,541
You'll be able to be
whoever you want to be...
385
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,041
with whomever you want to be.
386
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,583
By doing so,
you'll choose goodness and love.
387
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:41,541
And what's more important
than goodness and love?
388
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:53,125
Whenever goodness and love stand
in the way of family,
389
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,500
family crushes them both to dust.
390
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,208
[gasps softly]
391
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,041
This is Poland...
392
00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:08,333
where family trumps everything.
393
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:09,416
[gasps softly]
394
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,500
[music stops]
395
00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:12,916
[choking]
396
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,791
SALE AND PURCHASE AGREEMENT
OF THE BIGGER HALF OF ADAMCZYCHA
397
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,500
ANNEX TO THE SALE AND PURCHASE AGREEMENT
398
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:22,791
- [Jan Paweł, slowly] Jan Paweł.
- [solemn music playing]
399
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,083
And that's all he wrote.
400
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,750
[Ciesław] Andrzej...
401
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,625
I hereby...
[blows]
402
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:35,541
...confirm that Jan Paweł is
officially owner of your half...
403
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:36,833
The bigger half.
404
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:39,958
[Ciesław]...for the amount equal
to the first installment of your debt
405
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:41,208
to the Commonwealth Crown.
406
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,833
[exhales contentedly]
407
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,625
- [sighs dreamily]
- [solemn music intensifies]
408
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,458
Adamczycha is mine.
409
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,125
All halves of it.
410
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,625
[laughs]
411
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:56,458
Andrzej got mixed up
in some funny business,
412
00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:59,041
and now the King confiscated
his entire estate.
413
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,083
I've been saying all along
that he's an idiot. But now?
414
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,166
[laughs]
415
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,500
Now, I will most certainly become
the most famous Jan Paweł
416
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,750
in Polish history.
417
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,833
[Rozalia] No one can please you in bed
as I did!
418
00:20:12,916 --> 00:20:15,166
[Zofia] And vice versa! [groans]
419
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:19,458
[Zofia] My finger will never ever
touch your clitoris again!
420
00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:21,666
- [Rozalia scoffs]
- [Zofia] I curse it!
421
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:22,958
[Rozalia] We are done!
422
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:26,750
[Zofia] Yes, it's over!
Forever and ever! Amen!
423
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,750
[both groan in anger and sob]
424
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,000
[poignant music playing]
425
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,208
[door slams]
426
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:40,208
Right.
427
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,250
I say that proves my theory
428
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,125
that women can't be friends.
429
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,666
[chuckles] No kidding.
430
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,875
Whereas we just start throwing punches,
and the situation is resolved,
431
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:55,666
and we forget all about it.
But women? Crazy!
432
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,583
[all laugh]
433
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,625
[mockingly] "The way
you rubbed my clitoris hurt my feelings."
434
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:07,500
"We're not friends anymore."
[in normal tone] That's my lady voice.
435
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:11,000
[all laughing loudly]
436
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:18,125
Women have way too many feelings.
437
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,458
I always say,
438
00:21:19,541 --> 00:21:23,666
"Bro, do what you want with my clitoris,
as long as the wine keeps coming!" Ah!
439
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,000
[all laughing loudly]
440
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:37,083
[sighing and chuckling]
441
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,416
[Jan Paweł] Mm. [laughs softly]
442
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,166
[all sigh]
443
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,083
What's a clitoris?
444
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:46,916
I have no idea.
445
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,875
- [doors slam]
- Great news!
446
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:52,041
- You'll never guess what happened.
- [woman screaming in pain]
447
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,333
What's going on here?
448
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,083
- You're almost there. Go, Arleta. Push!
- [Jan Paweł] Move.
449
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,541
[Jan Paweł] Bare down.
Bare down. Breathe. Breathe.
450
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:03,666
Like you mean it! Come on! Now cut it!
Come on, cut it!
451
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,000
- [slicing]
- [Arleta gasps]
452
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,416
- Here's my gift to you! A child.
- [baby crying]
453
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,333
- Now let's get back to the wedding.
- [women gasping excitedly]
454
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,541
- [Arleta] Oh!
- His name will be Adam!
455
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:14,875
In honor of my Adamczycha!
456
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:19,583
- Bravo! Bravo!
- [all applauding and cheering]
457
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,125
[Arleta] I have a daughter!
458
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:23,791
[laughs joyously] Oh.
459
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:26,416
- [Jan Paweł] What?
- We have a girl.
460
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,625
Damn. It's always something.
461
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,875
Okay, so you'll be Adam!
462
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,500
In honor of my village.
463
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,500
She looks just like you, Bartosz.
464
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,416
- Call me Adam.
- [laughs softly]
465
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,541
[woman] It was evident right away.
466
00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:44,291
[all sing in Polish] ♪ May she live
For a hundred years ♪
467
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:48,666
♪ May she live
For a very long time ♪
468
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:51,000
- ♪ May she live... ♪
- [woman, in English] Arleta!
469
00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:53,625
- [in Polish] ♪ May she live healthy... ♪
- [doors creak]
470
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:54,625
[in English] Jan Paweł!
471
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,541
[in Polish] ♪...in good fortune
May she live a long life ♪
472
00:22:57,625 --> 00:23:01,333
- [muffled] ♪ May she live ♪
- [breathing heavily]
473
00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:03,416
[ominous music plays]
474
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,375
[distant howling]
475
00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:10,750
Ever since my arrival,
people have treated me like an idiot.
476
00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:13,333
And I don't like it
when people think I'm an idiot.
477
00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,875
So I'm gonna tell you what I know,
478
00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:18,375
and then I want to hear what you know.
479
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:22,666
I know that Henryk Lubopolski was
in Adamczycha.
480
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:25,875
Is it me,
or our cemeteries are getting colder?
481
00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:30,083
And I know that you know
that Henryk Lubopolski was in Adamczycha.
482
00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:31,875
[ominous music continues]
483
00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:33,250
I didn't know that.
484
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,166
You knew that and didn't tell us?
485
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,500
Where is he now Andrzej?
486
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
And I know that if you both keep lying
through your teeth,
487
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,500
you'll be arrested
for obstruction of justice.
488
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,041
So let me ask you one more time.
489
00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:49,791
When was the last time you two saw Henryk?
490
00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:51,916
- [inhales]
- [distant howling]
491
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,125
[Andrzej] Uh...
492
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:54,208
[music stops]
493
00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:55,791
[sighs]
494
00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:58,083
Uh, you know...
495
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,625
I think I'm starting
to remember something.
496
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:05,291
Yeah, but it's still a little bit foggy.
497
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,041
- Uh...
- Uh...
498
00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:09,791
[inhales]
499
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:13,125
[sighs] Wow, it's been a few weeks,
so my memory...
500
00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:15,333
My memory needs
a little bit of refreshing.
501
00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:18,333
It's coming to me.
I remember. There was an accident.
502
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:21,500
Yes. Uh, the magnate's son
had his father's carriage travelling
503
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:24,625
down the road
when an elk suddenly sprang outta nowhere.
504
00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:26,948
[Jan Paweł] Yes. From the...
from the bushes on the left.
505
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,375
[Andrzej] Yes. And the said elk
really spooked the horse.
506
00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:30,500
- And?
- Uh...
507
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:31,623
Because Henryk was driving
508
00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:34,000
under the influence of snuff,
he lost control.
509
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:37,226
- Yes. That's exactly how it went down.
- [Andrzej] Then he crashed into a tree.
510
00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:39,166
[both] And then his head exploded
like a melon.
511
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:41,517
- [Viper] Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
- [mischievous music playing]
512
00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:44,250
Uh... The elk came from the left?
513
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,958
You were close enough to see it?
514
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:52,041
- Andrzej killed him.
- Jan Paweł killed him!
515
00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,833
You killed him because you saw
that Henryk and I had a bond.
516
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:57,958
You killed him because you knew he was set
to marry one of my daughters.
517
00:24:58,041 --> 00:24:59,708
- Your daughters?
- [gun fires]
518
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:02,875
Half an hour.
519
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:06,958
That's how long you have
to remember who killed Henryk Lubopolski.
520
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:10,416
If you can't make up your minds,
I'll assume there are two murderers.
521
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:13,375
[mischievous music continues]
522
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:19,250
- [festive folk music playing]
- [shouting in unison]
523
00:25:20,791 --> 00:25:23,833
[screaming excitedly, and in commotion]
524
00:25:23,916 --> 00:25:25,666
[woman 1] I got it! No!
525
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,791
- [Ula panting]
- [woman 2] I had it!
526
00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:31,625
- I got you the bouquet! [pants]
- [Aniela] Keep it, Ula. It's yours.
527
00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:34,083
I only get paid
if your mom sees you take it.
528
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,166
[Aniela] What?
529
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,541
[sighs]
530
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,250
Are you kidding?
531
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:45,750
[Zofia] Aniela,
532
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,708
Adamczycha is ours. All halves of it.
533
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:52,791
- It's a huge opportunity for our family.
- What does a bouquet have to do with it?
534
00:25:56,125 --> 00:25:57,958
We'll be back in the race
for a magnate's son,
535
00:25:58,041 --> 00:25:59,666
now that we also own the bigger half.
536
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,416
Mother, listen to me.
537
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,500
I know we're keeping it quiet,
538
00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:06,351
but that idiot doesn't have enough brains
in his head to be my husband!
539
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:07,583
Aniela.
540
00:26:08,791 --> 00:26:12,125
There are other sons of magnates
with their melons intact.
541
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,833
You won't let up on this, will you?
542
00:26:15,666 --> 00:26:19,250
- We all have to make sacrifices.
- [Aniela] And what are you sacrificing?
543
00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:21,208
Tsk.
544
00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:22,833
[scoffs] Typical.
545
00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:28,333
[people whooping and cheering]
546
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,250
[laughing joyously]
547
00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:34,291
- Jan Paweł...
- [sighs deeply]
548
00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:38,375
...there's no way out of this for us.
We are complete toast.
549
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:40,750
- [festive music in the background]
- [glass shatters]
550
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:41,833
[inhales sharply]
551
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,375
You're right.
552
00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:47,791
If history can be trusted,
553
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:51,458
moments like these make great men find
courage in their hearts,
554
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,125
and become legends.
555
00:26:54,291 --> 00:26:55,916
I will sacrifice myself
556
00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:59,000
and let you take all the blame
for his death.
557
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,083
What?
558
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,291
- That's the opposite of courage.
- Are you kidding?
559
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,333
It takes great courage
560
00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:11,333
to ask another man
to do something for you,
561
00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:13,541
knowing that he probably won't accept.
562
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,166
- It's very uncomfortable.
- [scoffs] You got one thing right.
563
00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:18,250
I don't accept.
564
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,750
So if not you or me, then who?
565
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:27,250
[Bogdan] But of course.
The white-tailed eagle speaks Polish.
566
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,750
[man] No way. Have you actually heard it
with your own ears?
567
00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:31,583
Uh-huh. Who else's?
568
00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:34,333
Some stranger's ears?
My ears work perfectly fine.
569
00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:37,291
So I accepted to take the fall
for the dead moron.
570
00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:39,833
I admit I wasn't so sure
about it at first,
571
00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:42,625
because killing a noble is punishable
by death.
572
00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:45,708
Then I remembered the tradition
573
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:48,666
of allowing the poor suckers
who are sentenced to death
574
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,750
to choose one final meal.
575
00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:53,541
And one thing I've always said is this,
576
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,958
"I'll eat a guinea fowl,
and then I can die."
577
00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:58,750
I am true to my word.
578
00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:01,000
[mischievous music playing]
579
00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:02,083
[clatters]
580
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000
[Viper] Time's up.
581
00:28:04,541 --> 00:28:07,291
This version is
your final version, correct?
582
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,708
Yes. It was Bogdan.
583
00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:11,333
A ruthless assassin.
584
00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:15,458
[Viper] Mm-hmm. All right.
Just a minor formality to wrap things up.
585
00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:18,375
How exactly did you kill Henryk?
586
00:28:18,458 --> 00:28:20,000
[Bogdan] Well, like...
587
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,500
a man...
588
00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:25,333
who believes in God.
589
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:28,541
- You sho...
- [tightly] Do not help him.
590
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,250
[Bogdan] I sho...
591
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,333
[tense music playing]
592
00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:34,333
I might've shoved a dagger
through his heart.
593
00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:36,541
- [Viper sighs impatiently]
- [Bogdan] From behind.
594
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:39,666
If you don't want the money,
I'll just give it to him. I've had enough.
595
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:40,583
Money?
596
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:43,041
Bogdan, report to the crown treasury
in Plock tomorrow
597
00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:44,885
to collect your reward
of 100,000 gold coins.
598
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,625
I think there's been a misunderstanding.
599
00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:51,083
Henryk Lubopolski was wanted dead or alive
for murdering someone in cold blood.
600
00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:54,708
So the guinea fowl's cancelled?
601
00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:58,375
You can get
as many guinea fowls as you want.
602
00:28:58,458 --> 00:28:59,458
You're rich now.
603
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,958
[dramatic classical music playing]
604
00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:07,583
[chuckles]
605
00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:09,916
Oh, fucking A!
606
00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:14,375
Brothers! [laughs]
607
00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:15,958
Thank you!
608
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,166
[laughing]
609
00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:20,250
[howling in the distance]
610
00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:25,250
- [splatters]
- [traditional Polish folk song playing]
611
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:26,416
[bucket clatters]
612
00:29:29,083 --> 00:29:32,833
So, what life do you want to make?
[breathes heavily]
613
00:29:40,916 --> 00:29:42,791
It's best not to speak it out loud.
614
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:48,125
[sighs emotionally]
615
00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:50,625
Then don't speak.
616
00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:53,583
[song intensifies]
617
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,333
[kissing]
618
00:30:14,791 --> 00:30:15,791
[Aniela breathes heavily]
619
00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:19,125
[exhales passionately]
620
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,208
[music stops]
621
00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:25,458
- [gentle folk music playing]
- [birds singing]
622
00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:27,708
[water splashing gently]
623
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:33,291
[rooster crowing]
624
00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:35,375
- [bells jingling]
- [goat bleating]
625
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,333
[poultry honking]
626
00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:40,083
[peasant 1 yawning]
627
00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:45,750
[peasant 2 snoring]
628
00:30:46,833 --> 00:30:49,541
[peasant 3 snoring]
629
00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:54,125
[peasant 4 snoring]
630
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:58,791
- [chickens clucking]
- [birds trilling]
631
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:06,750
- [peasant 5 snoring]
- [footsteps approaching]
632
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:10,625
[Jan Paweł] Life is, without a doubt,
the most surprising thing in life.
633
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,125
Every little thing we do
634
00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:18,666
brings a load of consequences
we cannot foresee.
635
00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:20,750
[bell jingling]
636
00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:24,501
[Jan Paweł] We make assumptions
and tell ourselves
637
00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:25,958
all sorts of crazy things.
638
00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:29,875
But it's like talking to a fox,
a raven or a peasant.
639
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:35,083
On the other hand,
every omission or missed opportunity
640
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:39,416
leaves us with a nagging "what if?"
in our heads, right behind the eyes.
641
00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:42,516
And it's difficult to escape the thought
642
00:31:42,541 --> 00:31:45,000
that nothing in life is really
in our hands,
643
00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:47,416
even though we're the ones
who do all the work.
644
00:31:48,416 --> 00:31:51,666
So when we hear that we're destined
for valor and greatness,
645
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,333
we have to keep our cool.
646
00:31:53,833 --> 00:31:55,291
Because, who knows?
647
00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:56,833
Only God Almighty.
648
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,666
Or the Brown Hatter.
649
00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,750
Or both.
650
00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,833
All we can do is believe.
651
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:03,208
[bell jingling]
652
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:04,291
[door creaks]
653
00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:06,291
[Jan Paweł] Or not believe.
654
00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:08,958
That's why we need a strong foundation
655
00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:13,750
that we can lean on, so we don't go mad.
And that foundation can only be nation,
656
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:15,541
community,
657
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:16,625
and family.
658
00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:18,458
Am I right, Zofia?
659
00:32:20,041 --> 00:32:20,875
What?
660
00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:22,958
[fire crackling]
661
00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:26,708
I was asking if I was right.
662
00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:30,041
I wasn't really listening,
my lord, but I'm sure you are.
663
00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:32,125
[gentle music continues]
664
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,291
[curtains screeching]
665
00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:43,375
THE END
666
00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:45,583
[women shouting] Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!
667
00:32:45,666 --> 00:32:47,666
[festive folk music playing]
668
00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:03,583
[dramatic music playing]
669
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,458
[music stops]
670
00:33:23,041 --> 00:33:25,041
[soaring classical music playing]
671
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
[music stops]
672
00:34:22,416 --> 00:34:24,416
[suspenseful music playing]
673
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:43,250
[odd music playing]
674
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,958
[cheerful classical music playing]
675
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,333
[exciting music playing]
676
00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:57,375
[music stops]
677
00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:00,583
[grand music playing]
678
00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:31,708
[music stops]