Hello.
Nice to talk to you.
What is your name?
I'm Rina Maeno.
Okay, Rina.
What is your question?
Well...
The sea is blue, but why is it clear when you scoop it up?
Well...
It's hard to explain simply.
The sunlight is...
I was listening, Makoto.
You were?
You bet I was. I live for this show.
Sorry, man.
It's too late for that. I've missed the explanation.
- Why you so mad? - What a total drag.
You mean,
- why is blue water clear in your hand? - Yeah.
I know why.
Blue is far away.
What?
It's a poem.
A poem?
You don't know?
Whose poem?
Answer me.
Okay, let's go.
Got a wipe?
No. You?
No.
Me, either.
What a slob. Carry a handkerchief.
Thanks.
Don't worry.
We just gotta kill Bony, right? Okay.
Let's pop a cap in this guy.
Dang, it's hot.
It's so hot.
Mr. Akagi will treat us to barbecue later.
- Barbecue? - Yeah.
Seriously? Hot damn. All right.
Minami basketball.
What do we got?
How does that go?
You forgot the cheer of Minami Middle basketball team?
That brings back memories.
- Man, you were our ace. - What was it again?
We were awesome then.
- Remember it? Okay. - Hold on.
What do we got?
I know. Courage.
We are...
- Strong. - Aw, man.
Say it right.
Put a cork in it.
There better not be anybody here.
Ding dong.
This is it.
What?
Time out.
I thought Bony would be alone.
Yeah.
Maybe we missed a text.
I hope not.
Who're you?
Hello? Things are different than in your text.
- Hey. - Huh?
Hey.
Answer me.
I've never played mah-jong. Is it fun?
What?
Mah-jong?
Yeah.
Those manga about mah-jong bore me.
So what?
I'm not here to chat.
It's on?
It is.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
Bastards!
Damn you!
Fucker!
God damn you!
Prick!
My gun is jammed!
Get his feet!
Hold him steady!
I can't shoot.
Scared me.
- Dang. - Wait.
Is he dead?
He's dead.
That was close.
Ow. That hurts.
That baldie really hurt me.
Get a band-aid.
Will a band-aid fix it?
Look what I found.
Nice. Let me have some.
That's good.
Okay, time for Churu (snack for cats).
Time to party.
Barbecue.
Barbecue. Yes.
- Barbecue every day. - Life's getting better.
Uh, well.
Someone higher up blew it,
but they blamed us.
So they...
Come on, Mr. Akagi.
We risked our lives and disposed the bodies.
You're supposed to be our manager and go-between.
But now no pay because we killed the wrong guy?
That's right.
Where's the fancy food?
I'm sorry.
Have my...
You idiot.
Excuse me.
We had a spill.
Are you okay?
Are you hurt? Are you okay?
We're fine.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
Where were we?
Well,
I really feel bad for you, Yuri and Makoto.
But you know, we're just subcontractors.
It would be different if we were in the Assassin Guild.
But to be honest, we're treated
like part-timers.
We still kill...
We still kill people.
That's right.
I agree. But...
I mean...
That's just the way it is.
I mean, it was never like this before.
This is insane. What a shit life.
I've had it.
You've always helped us, but I need to be honest with you.
They don't respect you.
Mr. Akagi.
We want to climb higher.
We don't want to be errand boys forever.
Now, this is just a rumor.
There're lots of part-timers,
but not many teams with full-time contracts.
Yeah. And?
In Taito Ward,
there's a highly skilled full-time assassin team.
Yeah, and?
If they're dead, their positions open up.
We've been at this for a long time.
I heard you'd get in if there was space.
But you've got to keep it secret from the guild.
You mean kill assassins so we can become assassins?
Dang, that's way too risky.
We've never had to face pros. It's way too dangerous.
Right, Yuri?
- Let's do it. - I knew it.
Come on. Let's do it.
Let's kill them.
Then, Mr. Akagi,
you better work your ass off to get us in.
Let's fight to win.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll do it.
Let's do this.
Right.
I've got photos of them.
Show us.
Let's see it.
Found them.
These two.
Women?
Chisato Sugimoto.
Mahiro Fukagawa.
Chisato Sugimoto.
Mahiro Fukagawa.
I'm psyched.
What...
What is this?
Bill: 3,890,800 yen
Almost
four million.
What?
Ms. Fukagawa.
Ms.
Fukagawa.
Huh?
What is it?
It's about
a gym.
A gym?
We joined a gym in high school. Remember?
A gym.
We did?
We went together once. It was in Ueno.
Oh, yeah.
In Okachimachi.
The guild runs it. Yeah.
But after that,
we'd pigged out at Sweets Paradise.
Oh.
That's right.
It was pointless.
We haven't been there in years.
- Have we? - I wanna go again.
- Me, too. - Yeah.
Their pasta's good.
Yeah, the pasta's their best dish.
- Fresh? - Yeah.
Fresh pasta? - Yeah.
And that free ice cream.
- Free Haagen-Dazs. - Yeah.
That was good.
Anyway, that was
five years ago.
The pasta?
The gym.
This is about the gym.
Oh, sorry.
We became members.
The pasta...
The fees were monthly.
Now we have to pay.
We owe
3,890,000 yen.
Huh?
3,890,000 yen?
That's high.
There're late fees, too.
Hello.
Uh, Mr. Susano.
Did you see our text?
We're still in the cooling off period, right?
Take care of it, please.
No can do.
Really?
There's no cooling off.
You were sent 20 letters about it,
but you ignored them, so you have to handle it.
But we only went once.
Even so,
we still have to pay fees for 4 years?
I told you,
you were sent bills every month.
But you threw them out.
Let's call the Consumer Center.
Yeah, let's.
Don't you dare.
Also, the guild's Jolly Assassin Insurance plan.
You're enrolled in it.
What's Jolly Assassin Insurance?
When you both turned 18, the plan was changed.
Now you're in Merry Assassin Insurance.
Since the payment method wasn't changed,
you're two years behind.
What's he mean?
Yikes.
At any rate, make sure you pay your insurance and gym fees
by 3 p.m. Friday.
Oh, I can't stand this.
My savings are becoming less and less.
I had to spend 500,000 yen for driving school recently.
Since you keep failing.
Yeah, yeah.
You'll be in the red.
Pay at the bank in person by 3 p.m. Friday.
Okay.
Go in person to the bank in the letter.
Yeah, we got it.
You don't need to repeat it.
We'll pay it this time. Right?
Wow, it's hot.
Dang!
I need oxygen.
Look.
See? Cool, huh?
Sorry.
Nice.
Sorry.
They still haven't caught those bank robbers.
Yikes.
It's ready.
Looks yummy.
I'm beat.
I'm so beat.
Yuck.
I knew it.
I knew.
Knew what?
Yummy.
Yeah, it is.
People
come in two types.
Yeah?
Those who show their tongue
and those who don't.
I'm the type that shows their tongue.
People
who show their tongue...
Um.
You know when rice balls are on sale for 100 yen?
Yeah.
Those people will choose a sausage rice ball.
The one with mayo.
You're mean.
Am not.
Well,I saw someone buy a salt rice ball
at one of those 100-yen sales.
That surprised me.
What a dummy.
Salt rice balls are always 100 yen.
It's a sale,
so it's a waste to buy those.
That person must be dense.
Totally dense.
Really?
Sounds to me like they're chill.
A truly rich person.
Or a psychopath.
How can you judge from one rice ball?
You took care of the insurance, right? It's due today.
You paid it, didn't you?
Huh?
- What? - What?
We've only got 30 minutes.
Gotta finish.
No time for that.
Would you quit hitting my head?
Sorry.
It's melting.
Hurry!
What is it?
What's wrong?
Neighbors.
So?
We'll meet.
So what?
No way.
That's bad.
We ran into them yesterday. We can't again today.
They'll think we're timing it so we can meet them.
They'll think we're stalkers.
No, they won't.
Shh! Keep quiet.
They'll hear.
What a pain.
Let's go.
Aren't they gone?
I think so.
I'll use a smoke grenade just in case.
Let's just go.
Yikes!
No way. Seriously? What are you doing?
- Yuck! - Fan it out.
You pulled my hand.
I feel bloated.
Hurry!
Wait!
Hurry!
I forgot to lock the door!
Darn it!
Hurry!
Made it.
Beware Of Bank Transfer Scams!
What small steps.
Number 45.
Payment, please.
A payment? Okay.
These.
I see.
We made it.
That was pretty easy.
I feel better now.
Hey.
This is a robbery.
Hands up!
You're kidding.
Fill this.
Hurry!
What lousy timing.
We're in a hurry.
Hurry it up.
Hurry it up!
Why so slow?
I'm sorry.
I forgot the code.
Let's see.
Was it
my ex's birthday?
Get your act together!
I'm sorry.
You can do it.
Come on.
Stay calm!
Deep breaths.
If we miss the 3 p.m. deadline, there's a 30% late fee.
Seriously?
Those loan sharks.
What a rip-off.
Four million yen in four years? Outrageous.
You know,
they always say it's expensive since we're assassins.
Sounds like an excuse.
They're always saying, "It's the cost of being assassins."
Makes me mad.
Hey!
Shut up!
Sorry.
Hey, you.
Wanna die?
- Huh? - No, no.
We're on your side.
Hurry and finish.
Shut up.
What'd you shoot for?
He's too damn slow.
You quit goofin' around.
I'm not goofin' around.
I watch, you carry.
That's the deal, right?
Don't break formation.
What formation? There're only two of us.
Enough of your lip.
I won't take it.
Hey!
Can't you get on with your robbery?
Obviously,
never kill outside of work.
If you do,
the guild can't help.
It does no good.
I doubt that, especially if we help someone.
Yeah.
You might have a good reason.
However, no working for illicit businesses.
Illicit businesses? But assassin work is totally illicit.
Yeah.
At any rate,
it could lead to conflict like before.
So, no unnecessary killing.
If you do, you could be suspended.
Okay.
You okay?
Felt like a flea bite.
Thank goodness.
You know what?
Can I guess?
Sure.
I bet you wanna kill those guys.
Bingo.
Very sharp.
We've been together for a long time.
Guess we'll be suspended.
We'll deal with that then.
Power.
Okay.
Do your job.
What?
Listen up!
Face the wall.
Close your eyes.
Understand?
Okay.
Don't kill.
You, too.
Hey.
I've had it.
We can sell these two instead.
Why don't we?
Sure.
Under a minute.
Okay.
What the hell? Dammit!
They ain't ordinary.
Who are they?
Where'd they go?
You go over there.
Formation B?
- Yeah, fine. - Got it.
Damn punks.
I know where you're hiding.
I'll kill you.
Dammit.
I'm sorry.
Uh, lady.
We want to make a payment.
We have to pay by 3 p.m.
Call the police!
Yes, we will. But we're in a hurry, so can you help us, please?
Police! Don't kill me!
Listen!
We need to make payment or we're in trouble.
Mahiro, settle down. Deep breaths.
You must be calm and collected or you'll scare her.
Watch.
Excuse me.
I know you're scared, but we're in a hurry. Can you help?
You're scaring her more.
I've had it.
Listen!
I gotta make payment, so I want you to handle it.
Understand?
Darn you.
Hurry! Call the police.
Give up, you robbers!
We're not the robbers.
We're not.
Hurry up and call!
We're not.
Suspension.
Length undecided.
Refer to your assassin manual for details.
Exceptions apply.
Exceptions?
Like if a member of the guild hires you directly.
I doubt that'll happen.
Cut us some slack, Mr. Susano.
We couldn't pay our insurance fees and went into debt.
Yeah. We work hard killing people for the guild.
This is cruel.
Mr. Tasaka should've just taken care of this for us.
He's so inconsiderate.
You called?
Oh, good afternoon.
I'm Miyauchi. Hello.
Now, maybe you two don't care much about cleaners like us.
But our relationship with the cops is very sensitive.
If the cops are called, it's yellow card. If they...
You talk too much, Mr. Tasaka. That's why nobody likes you.
Be quiet, Ms. Miyauchi.
Wait. Nobody likes me?
At any rate, get part-time jobs for now.
No salary this month.
No splurging.
What? Tomorrow,
I was gonna go to that Sukiyaki place in Asakusa.
And I was gonna try all the sweets at Mihashiya.
And our Yanesen gourmet tour?
All you do is eat.
There's a great shaved ice place in Yanaka Ginza.
It's Himitsudo.
I went there with my ex.
You've been there?
Tell me more.
Huh?
Well, she was pretty and kind,
and she liked spicy food, so we often...
Not your ex.
Huh?
Tasaka, mute your mic.
I know.
We'll go on strike.
Yeah. A strike.
Yeah.
- Let us work. - Article three,
paragraph two says, "Strikes are prohibited."
Let's start our own company.
We'll get venture capital and then we'll
go independent.
I think your contract prohibits going independent.
Not our contracts again. I'm losing my mind.
Such dumb rules.
I bet we'd go viral if we tweeted about it.
That's a good idea.
Yes. Yea.
Don't.
We kill and kill,
but life gets no better.
I stare down.
Hah!
Every time I come here, I think
there's a clear difference between 700, 800, 900, and 1,000-yen meals.
What?
Well, there's this 680-yen chicken cutlet, the 780-yen pork ginger roast,
the 880-yen sea bream teriyaki and fried mackerel, and 1,000-yen barbecue.
It's the capitalist pyramid.
I wish we could get the barbecue...
You're staring.
Huh?
You saw?
You knew?
I don't care, but you're staring.
She stands out at a place like this.
Think she's a part-timer?
I bet she's kind.
Talk to her.
- What? - Go.
No way. No way.
That's crazy.
That's creepy.
- Don't shout. - Sorry.
Like her?
Yeah, but I can't talk to her.
Oh, yeah.
I'll check their Facebook
and contact her there.
Don't. That's even creepier.
Huh?
- What? - Huh?
Here's some tea.
Huh? Oh.
Oh, here you are.
Go ahead.
Thank you, Sakura.
Huh?
Oh, uh. Actually, I saw
the Facebook page for this place.
I saw you on it.
Oh, thank you.
But I wasn't spying on you or anything.
Thank you.
Okay.
- Nice. - You scared her.
Huh?
What?
Welcome.
- It's hot. - Hi.
How'd it go?
- So thirsty. - That was my tea.
Those two got suspended for stopping robbers.
- Huh? - Seriously?
Hurry!
Let's go.
This is a robbery.
You're kidding.
Use Ajisai Time Deposits
Whoa.
They're cool.
Thanks.
So shy.
I am not shy.
Got a crush on that girl, Makoto?
A crush?
- A crush. - A crush.
Cut that out, would you? Quit it!
You quit smoking first.
No. What's that?
She gave me when I paid.
For me?
Well...
Yeah, for you.
- Seriously? Yes. - Congrats.
Sakura gave me a present.
I don't really like sweets though. No!
I'll keep it.
When I become
an assassin, I'll take her on a date.
Good idea.
Then let's go.
Let's get to it.
Yeah.
I envy you young guys.
Back in my day,
I skied with chicks a lot.
I've never skied. So what?
It's so darn hot.
Deal with it.
It pays good and no serving.
I chose it for you.
Enemy of Rengoku.
Oh, what's wrong?
What?
Uh, little boy,
I didn't do anything to Rengoku.
Stop kicking.
Plus Ultra.
Oh, dear.
Plus Ultra?
You're getting all mixed up.
Once more.
Get away!
I'll tell your moms.
- Is this rigged? - No, it's not.
- Hey! - Cut that out.
Fine. Take this.
That's all? Cheapskates.
Fine. Just go.
Hey. Cut it out, panda!
Hey. Stop!
Stop it.
I just want that prize.
Darn you, panda.
Stop!
Next, please.
Kirakira Tachibana Arcade shoppers,
hello.
Hello.
Have you tried the lottery?
Five, six, seven, eight.
Lottery. Lottery.
Big prizes. No losers.
Lottery. Lottery.
Hey, you two.
How about a break?
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Enjoy. - Thank you.
This is good.
Nice and sour.
Is this homemade? Wow.
Students?
Part-timer.
You must want to do a lot.
Yes, life's just beginning.
Say, have you seen
that movie by Yuji Sakamoto "We Made a Beautiful Bouquet"?
I heard about that.
We don't like romances.
Yeah.
It was really fantastic.
Not watching that movie is like missing out on life.
You sound like a lame college student.
He bought "Zelda: Breath of the Wild," but in the movie,
Masaki Suda says, "I only want to play 'Puzzle & Dragons.'"
That was amazing.
What's this movie about?
Oh, yeah.
He and Kasumi Arimura,
they wear Jack Purcells.
Really?
I liked them,
so I bought a pair.
Wow.
Amazing.
Jack Purcells.
Oh, right.
In Drowning Love
he was hot stuff.
Hot stuff?
And on year-end song festival...
He's so hot stuff.
That Maison Margiela sweater he wore.
Maison Margiela?
He's totally hot stuff.
I know what that is. Totally hot stuff.
Maison Margiela.
Hot stuff.
- He's my bud. - Hot stuff.
- My bud. - Yeah, hot stuff.
My bud.
Three, four...
I'm beat.
So little pay.
I wish there were more.
One kill is worth 100 days of today.
Forget that.
This 8,000 yen will do.
It's not much, but we'll be happy.
Say,
that Mr. Matsu...
- Matsushita. - Matsumoto.
You know...
The Masaki Suda freak.
He was weird.
Like Maison Margiela.
Hot stuff.
I give up.
You win again, huh?
My 5,000 turned into 30,000.
Faves are always so precious no matter how old they get, huh?
See you again.
Who's next?
Look at this.
All mine.
That's it.
That's how.
No way, don't do it.
Don't be stupid.
All mine.
Only morons bet on this.
That old man, too?
Think about it.
All that work got us nothing.
We're even in debt.
Things can't get any worse.
We've got to turn things around.
If not,
we'll always be slaves.
She's lost her marbles.
Suit yourself.
- Play. - No way.
- Just try. - Never.
Real quick.
No. No way.
I'd like
to play you once.
No kids allowed.
- Yeah, go home. - You'll never win.
I can tell.
You are
not ordinary.
Huh?
Seriously?
What?
Wait. Watch closely.
What strategy?
She could win.
Masa's in a bind.
Tell him.
Don't be fooled.
There? Seriously?
Looks like
you won.
That was so lame.
What's with this girl?
She can't play.
She looked so confident, too.
Why'd she even play?
Let's get a drink.
Drinks on me.
- Thanks. - Let's go.
Yeah.
A losing gambler is
a loser in life.
Dammit!
Get up. Get up!
I figured this would happen.
I'm sorry.
I got the pants beaten off me.
Silly girl.
Look.
Pea sprouts.
They grow back after you cut them. They last forever.
Mahiro.
Thank you.
Let's go home.
We've got work tomorrow.
Wait.
I swear never to gamble again.
Promise?
I do.
Let's watch that movie when we get home.
Yeah, good idea.
Hot stuff.
So Maison Margiela.
Relax once in a while.
It doesn't relax me.
I don't feel like doing anything.
except for playing Puzzle & Dragons.
But...
That's for us to live together,
so I'm fine with that.
I'm with you because I love you.
But why...
Why do we always care about money?
Just because we want to be together forever.
So we gotta do what we don't want to...
I don't want to do that.
I want to have fun.
Then, let's marry.
Let's marry.
I'll make the money.
Stay home.
You don't have to work.
Do what you want every day.
Wait, did you...
propose?
Romance seems like a real pain.
Yeah.
You know,
they don't even get along.
- "Let's marry." - You scared me.
"Let's marry."
"I'll make the money."
I don't get it.
So immature.
Did you propose?
"That's not what I expected."
Right?
I wish they went to that comedy show, though.
Yeah.
But that scene at the restaurant at the end
was good.
Is that normal?
That Kasumi Arimura was hot stuff.
So Maison Margiela.
What's up with that?
That makes no sense.
At least I make a sentence with "hot stuff." What you say
just annoys me.
I hate this cheap wrap.
This stuff makes life miserable.
What to watch?
Drinking is misery.
So Maison Margiela.
Stop it.
Then let's marry.
I want orange.
Orange.
They're tangled.
I never knew cheap sausages tasted so much worse.
Yeah.
We used to pay 1,300 yen for ramen. That was stupid.
True.
You gambled again, right?
Huh? What?
You gambled again, right?
Oh.
You think I gambled at shogi again?
That's so impossible, you confused me.
Cut that out.
You left two hours early.
I was just looking at cosmetics.
Earlier,
I could smell liquor and cigarette smoke on you.
An old man's grey hair was on your shirt too.
Your YouTube history
had shogi videos in it.
What are you,
a detective?
You know,
I don't mind how much you lose.
But breaking a promise is the worst.
No, no. You're wrong.
I'm not totally broke.
The old man gave me a stuffed animal for you.
Here.
I don't want that.
That was my friend.
I'm your friend, too.
We got canned.
This sucks.
That really hurt.
Yum.
Getting involved with a gambler led to no good.
I'm sorry.
I'll get more work.
We can't even eat McDonald's.
I mean, a Big Mac is 390 yen, right?
Dang.
I don't even know anymore.
Do you?
You know what?
Uh...
Remember that guy
who said a Big Mac is just a hamburger and cheeseburger?
Remember him?
He also said
two cheeseburgers are a better deal than a double cheeseburger.
Remember that guy who said that?
I mean that's so obvious.
We all know that already, right? I mean, we all have that in our mind
when we're eating it.
But it's kind of annoying when he says it like,
"Oh, did you know this?" You know?
Well, not that I care that much about it.
Any thought?
I don't even want to play "Puzzle & Dragons."
What'd you say?
Huh?
Look.
Pachinko. Go try it.
No.
Oh, really?
What do you mean?
If you want to go back and play shogi, then just go.
I don't.
I only want you.
You'll take risks when we're in a bind,
so I don't want to work with you.
When you kneed me in the head earlier, that hurt.
Oh, it did? Well, that's your fault.
By the way, your drop kick didn't hurt. You need practice.
Yours didn't either.
You said it did.
If Mr. Matsumoto hadn't shown up, I would have won.
It's his fault, is it?
- Yes. - Huh?
By the way,
people who break promises are gamblers.
Let's do this.
It's date time after this.
Take her to steak in Aoyama.
And I'll give her some
- Cartier? - Cartier.
Perfume.
Don't. Perfumes are tricky.
Huh? Really?
But she gave me that candy.
It's too soon for perfume.
I'll help you.
You're the best.
Is this a new one?
Mr. Akagi got it for us.
Okay.
Let's make it happen.
We're good.
Nice.
Nice. Nice.
Stun grenades are nice.
That was fast.
Yeah. What amateurs.
You know, it's like the robbery.
They really need better people.
When did you notice?
Well,
they smell like gunpowder.
They're wearing boots.
And when we stopped, they acted suspiciously.
Violence action types.
Don't underestimate me.
How'd you notice?
Huh?
A hunch.
That's good.
Anyway, let's get Mr. Tasaka.
Yeah, we should.
Wait.
We can't kill.
We don't know who they are.
They had these.
Yeah, maybe so.
But we can't kill while on suspension.
But you're the gambler.
If you want to kill them, I won't stop you.
Darn it.
Are you still angry?
You two are on suspension, right?
You are, aren't you?
Yes.
We don't know who they are.
This may not be covered.
What? No way.
But they had guns.
Like the bank robbery,
you could have avoided this.
If they'd shot you, it would be different.
But we'd be dead.
Hold these for a second.
And this.
Watch this.
What's this?
Dodge it.
Wow.
What's funny?
You can dodge it.
By spinning. Yeah.
The paperwork.
Don't forget it.
- Damn. - Huh?
Gee, I wonder who those guys are.
The serial numbers show they worked for us.
We can find their agent.
Write down the serials.
I did.
What a p...
What a busy day.
It is.
It really is a busy day.
Nice work.
That paperwork is a pain.
It sure is.
It's a pain.
You have to do it by hand.
Oh, yeah. By hand.
I'm already busy, but they make it worse. And it's always late at night or yakuza.
This really ticks me off.
For this kind of thing, uh...
A pen?
Oh, uh. Yeah, a pen.
Yeah, a pen and stuff.
Uh...
We gotta buy stuff like an envelope. There's just so much to do,
it really piles up.
I know what you mean.
You do?
One day, I wanna be like... Yeah!
I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done.
Time to go home and enjoy some YouTube. Wait.
A trip to the bathhouse and sauna would be nice.
That would be relaxing.
But I'll get sleepy, then I won't be able to drink.
I'll drink first.
Wait. That wouldn't be relaxing. In fact, I could die.
He always talks to himself?
Basically.
Oh, wow.
- Creepy. - Yeah.
What do you two do after a job?
We shop and stuff.
Watch live shows and movies.
I see.
And you?
- What do you do? - Well,
lately, I smoke hookah and play Catan.
Smoke hookah and play Catan?
That's really something.
I'm a gal.
Gal.
- Gal. - That's so cute.
Nice. Gal.
- Gal. - Very nice.
Mr. Tasaka.
Come join us, Mr. Tasaka.
Huh?
Do "gal."
What's that?
Gal.
What's that?
- TikTok? - Yeah. See, you know it.
You know it?
Do "gal."
- Why? - Just do it.
Fine, I will. But then we leave. Okay.
Here goes. Gal.
- Nice. - Amazing.
- You're good at work and this too.
Well, I do take pride in my work.
I'm glad that you can see it.
I want you to work hard as well.
Okay, let's go, Ms. Miyauchi.
- Okay. - Bye.
What? Wait. They're gone.
Wait. No way.
What's up?
What a waste.
Aw, crap.
Die!
No! Ms. Miyauchi, don't shoot!
Don't do that!
Put it back now!
They'll get away.
I blew it.
I'm in trouble now.
You should've shot them.
You need to be more decisive.
What?
In any case,
you can go home.
I'll take care of this.
No, I'll help.
I'd feel bad if you got canned.
You would?
Darn it.
I didn't want to use this.
Want help?
We're good runners.
Yes, please.
- Huh? - What?
Did you hear?
No.
Me, either.
Please help.
Okay.
Now
I owe them.
I'll look for them, too.
Bye.
Dang.
They took advantage of me.
Dang.
Just when things were going smoothly.
Well,
as a pro, I need to clean this up.
I'll get them.
They'll regret
messing with me.
Mr. Tasaka.
Are you okay?
It's so hot.
All these mosquitoes.
Mr. Tasaka?
Mr. Tasaka, are you okay?
Oh,
Ms. Miyauchi.
They took my gun
and shot me.
I'll get help.
Wait.
I need to tell you.
What?
After I die,
wash away the blood with alcohol.
In the van are vinyl sheets.
Wrap me in one.
But Mr. Tasaka.
Oh, yeah.
Also...
Here.
What's this?
Write down my condition.
They need it for their work.
I'll tell you.
Write it down.
But...
Ms. Miyauchi.
Get a grip.
Okay.
Name of the corpse is
Mamoru Tasaka.
Death from
gunshot wound.
Loss of blood.
Mamoru Tasaka.
Death from
gunshot wound.
Huh?
Mr. Tasaka, you're shot.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Those two guys got me.
Where'd they go?
That way?
When was it?
Four minutes ago.
They're near.
Let's go.
Take care of him.
I will.
Such hard workers.
Ow.
That hurts.
My head hurts.
Things keep getting worse.
You blew it? Really?
Dammit.
They'll be able to trace the serial numbers.
Shit.
Anyway,
meet me at... Hello?
Hey.
Why'd it cut out now?
God dammit! Huh?
Huh?
What is it?
Hey, wait.
Wait up.
Mr. Susano.
You came. I thought I was a goner.
You really had me scared.
When I heard, I thought you'd died.
Me, too.
He even made me fill out the forms.
What a jerk.
I totally thought I was a goner.
But I grabbed the gun before he shot and got lucky.
Dang, Tasaka.
You're fine.
Cut that out. Ouch.
Did you find them?
Not the assassins, but we got their agent.
Really? Who was it?
A subcontractor for us.
Look, it's pudding.
It's pudding.
It took a while since he wouldn't talk,
but the assassins will be purged.
So, work for the enforcer?
No, not him.
It wasn't that big a deal.
Shooting me isn't a big deal?
They heard a rumor
that if a team was killed, they'd get promoted.
Why would they believe that?
- Need help? - I got it.
You did?
So Chisato and Mahiro are going after them?
No, they're suspended.
But they were searching all night.
I see.
I don't care who kills them,
but I hope the clean-up is easy.
This pudding is good.
Right?
- Yeah. - Really?
Try it.
Where's it from?
The station.
It's fine.
Here goes.
Go ahead.
- Wait. - Huh?
What?
- It's great. - Huh?
Why the pause?
- Wait, wait. - What?
- It's great. - Not again.
Why wait?
Weird.
Why's she do that?
Wait.
What?
- Yum. - Yeah.
You still haven't asked her out yet.
Oh, yeah. I haven't.
There's still stuff I wanna do.
Revenge time.
Never had this before.
Yeah.
If we win, every day.
Every day.
Actually, about that date.
I've gotta ask.
Dang.
I'm too nervous to eat.
If you do it, do it quick.
- Quick. - Do it fast.
All right. 680 yen.
The cheapest place in town.
Excuse me.
It's hot.
Here you go.
Two chicken plates.
Rice?
Small.
Okay.
Dang.
We searched all night, but he turned out to be just fine.
That's typical Tasaka.
Diner tea is best.
Of all the drinks?
In summer.
And it can't be too cold.
I see.
Looks good.
Don't stare.
Looks good.
Lots of spice.
It does look good.
It's 1,000 yen.
Wow.
You know,
diners have 700, 800, 900, and 1,000-yen menus.
You mean divisions depending on what you can afford?
Yeah.
Not long ago,
spending 1,000 yen was no big deal.
Shut up.
Wait.
Enjoy the now.
Enjoy this situation now.
Excuse me.
Uh...
This is good.
Oh.
Thank you.
Thank you, too.
My mother makes it.
Oh, I see.
I'll tell her.
Thank you.
It sure is hot.
It's Kids Science Call-In Show.
What's that?
Huh?
Here you are.
Looks good.
It looks so good.
Wow.
Yea.
Pickles too.
And it's only 680 yen. This is great.
Awesome.
- Here you are. - Thank you so much.
Let's eat.
Don't move.
No funny stuff.
What are you after?
What? Can't you talk?
I prefer my meal hot.
Sorry.
Let's go.
I thought I was dead.
I thought you died.
What is this?
- What are you doing? - Sorry.
Play with your guns outside!
Are you really okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
You're good?
I'm great.
They'll regret hurting my partner.
Someone's pissed off.
Thank you. Sorry for the trouble.
For the meal. Keep the change.
Could I have the change?
Forget it. Let's go.
We'll come finish later.
Let's split up.
I'll finish them off.
Huh?
Okay?
Don't be stupid, Yuri.
You can't win.
We work together.
- Makoto. - We fight to win.
Who cares about the guild and that stuff?
Who cares about how we'll survive?
At least,
I want to kill those two.
Let's fight and win together.
Yeah.
I want to win.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
Wait.
Shouldn't we call Mr. Susano?
We'll tell him later.
No, you're right.
Really good Japanese food
has levels of flavor.
- You're no gourmet. - No way.
Yeah, it's
like perfume.
- Perfume? - Yes.
- It's like perfume? - Yeah.
See, both of you...
Hello?
Hello. Good afternoon.
What's up?
Actually, we found those two guys.
Can we kill 'em?
What?
Killing while on suspension is against...
Forget rules. This is a matter of passion.
Passion? What?
Even on suspension, assassins
should kill a target that's in their sight.
Right. That's all we assassins can do.
But even so...
Mr. Susano, what's wrong?
Chisato and Mahiro
found those two guys and want to kill them.
But they're on suspension.
I'm at a loss.
How about if I hire them?
- Huh? - What?
I'll hire them to kill those two.
That'll make it an exception.
Killing for revenge isn't allowed.
We can hire them to kill, right?
Technically, yes. But, why?
You have to pay.
Well, they shot you.
I'm angry.
Good reason.
You got shot. Aren't you mad?
You sit there acting like a goof.
That's your problem.
You'll always be a loser.
Fine, I'll pay.
No, it's okay.
You don't care that you got shot, right?
No, I do care.
Since you were worried,
I was doing my best to act cheerful.
Not very humble.
Enough talking! We're in a hurry here.
Uh...
For now,
go.
Huh? It's okay?
Yes.
Get them.
We'll blow 'em to bits.
All right. Yea.
Hello. Tasaka here.
Oh, hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
Uh...
- A clean kill. - It'll be clean.
Kill them.
- Huh? - Do it.
Do it?
Yeah. Smash them to bits.
To bits?
Smash them to bits. Smash them to smithereens.
To bits?
Smithereens?
No matter how messy it gets, Ms. Miyauchi and I will clean it up.
That's right. Leave it to us.
Kill those bastards who shot me in the gut!
Roger.
Want one?
Thanks.
Dang, they're good.
Bitchin' assassins.
Yeah.
But
they haven't beaten us.
You better believe it. We'll win.
Ouch.
Easy-peasy.
Yeah, easy-peasy.
- Easy-peasy. - Easy-peasy.
Those guys,
they could have been good assassins.
Yeah.
They've gotten pretty good.
Is that wound okay?
I've only had chicken lately.
I'm low on blood.
After this, iron party time.
Like liver.
Good idea.
I promise.
You promise?
Yeah.
I promise.
Hold my hand.
Those two
would have made good friends.
Yeah, maybe.
But doing this with them is fun.
For sure.
Okay.
Let's win. Let's win.
Let's win.
Yeah.
Minami basketball.
What do we got?
Courage.
We are...
Strong.
We won't...
Lose.
In our future is...
Victory.
This is so dumb.
Sorry I broke my promises.
Too late for that.
It's okay.
Win, okay?
Don't die.
What're you worried about?
Bet on me,
Chisato Sugimoto.
Go get 'em.
Win, Mahiro.
Leave it to me.
See ya.
Yeah.
Okay.
Win, man!
Yes.
I won.
Victory.
Makoto.
Ow.
Morning.
It's over.
I'm tired.
Yuri.
Hey.
Morning.
Damn.
I got beaten.
Next time you'll win.
But we were good.
Yeah.
Nice work.
Huh?
They're alive.
Of course.
That was fun.
Next time,
I'll shoot you in the head.
Just try it.
Oh, shut up.
It's your fault
we couldn't eat our chicken.
You cock blocked Makoto.
He wanted to ask that girl out.
Shut up about that.
That hurts.
It'd never work.
What? Why?
Jerks.
Damn you.
That T-shirt is kinda cute.
Right?
Her name is Miyo. Cute, isn't she?
Please, don't ask him about it.
I give her Churu every day.
You have Churu?
Yeah.
Tuna flavored Churu is best.
What? Chicken is.
You've eaten it?
- It's good. - Yeah. Here.
No way.
- Disgusting. - Have some.
Tuna.
Yuri, tuna.
Tuna, huh?
You eat it?
Seriously?
Yeah.
Let's have a toast.
Good idea.
My last meal is Churu?
Yeah.
Cheers.
Is it edible?
Yeah. It's a bit bland though.
That's tuna.
Yuck.
Try it.
It's okay.
Yeah.
Hello?
We're done.
Next time,
Hokkaido would be nice.
It's hot here.
Yeah.
I've never seen the snow.
We'll take it easy.
And be with Mr. Akagi, too.
Sounds nice.
It really hurts.
That looks good.
Huh?
Gyoza.
Look.
Yeah.
Hot stuff.
What?
Hot stuff.
Hey, don't steal my phrase.
It's mine.
I'll steal
Margiela.
You want that?
You know, a homemade gyoza party would be nice.
Haven't we done that before?
Maybe.
I think I did once in middle school.
But it requires delicate work, so I doubt you could do it.
No, I can do it. I know I can.
It looks inexpensive.
Um...
I'll check.
My phone. Look for my phone.
Your phone?
Huh?
Here it is.
Thanks.
Ow.
Gyoza, huh?
What filling?
Hold on.
Spicy...
Spicy roe.
Mustard greens.
That'll be good for sure.
Tuna mayo.
How about tuna?
That would be good.
How about Churu?
Why?
Tuna.
Let's see.
Wow.
Look.
This'll be good.
That looks good.
- Wow. - Isn't that burnt though?
They're better the more they're burnt.
Or boiled gyoza.
Would that taste better?
Not sure.
About the wrapper.
Like...
I don't want the kind that's folded at the top like this.
I want to make gyoza that's flat along the edge.
Not the gyoza that's sealed by
folding the wrapper.
The long flat type.
Ever had it?
Let's do it.
Gyoza at Osaka Osho is
made like that.
Let's do that.
Okay.
Oh, you mean this?
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