I forgot about that.
Put me off petting zoos for a decade.
Oh, hello, I didn't hear you come in.
I was completely distracted going down memory lane.
Look what I found.
My journal of the events that happened thirty years ago.
I call it
Chaos In The Jungle.
You know the tale?
Everything that happened on the Island?
The big...
The beasts? The augh?
You never heard about it?
Well, then slip into something comfortable
and settle your caboose into that seat
because you are about to go
on an adventure of prehistoric proportions.
It all started on a casual island trip
and, well, casual turned into chaos not long after that.
Oh look! My new friends.
That rough and tumble gentleman is Alan Grant
and next to him is the, oh, lovely Ellie Sattler
and next to her is the man that paid for this shindig
billionaire John Hammond.
The gentleman sleeping is Hammonds lawyer, Donald Gennaro.
And lookie here, finally there's this handsome devil. Yours truly.
And you're... what was it again?
Paleo botanist.
Yes, yes, yes. And expert in ancient plant life.
How interesting.
And you with the hat. The dirt on your hands, eh, construction?
Paleontologist.
Ah, so you dig up dinosaurs.
A paleo botanist, a palaeontologist
it's all making sense.
And what is it you do, mister
Doctor, actually. Doctor Ian Malcolm
I was hired by the board to evaluate the risks
in Mr. Hammonds latest endeavour.
I'm a mathematician by trade, fashion icon by choice.
More like a rock star if you ask me.
I specialize in a small field of study called Chaos Theory.
I'm sure you've heard if it.
No, I can't say that I have. What is it?
It's... well, it's...
There is order, and then chaos
and order always ends up turning to chaos
so chaos can, in turn, predict order.
Sounds interesting.
We are here.
Isla Nublar.
The name means Cloud Island in Spanish. Pretty.
A hundred and twenty miles west of Costa Rica
and filled with vegetation
and more trouble than we could have ever imagined.
Come along. Come along. A lot to see.
This island is full of my dreams. Big. Big dreams.
Let's stop here, shall we?
Alan, this plant has been extinct since the Cretaceous Period, I...
That's...
That's a dinosaur.
He did it, he actually did it.
How fast is it?
Well we're not sure, but the T-Rex can run
- 32 miles an hour. - What?
You have a T-Rex?
Welcome to Jurassic Park.
How did you do it?
Let me show you.
Howdy! My name is Mister DNA!
Inside me are the building blocks of everything on the planet.
Including dinosaurs.
I love cartoons, but Mister DNA is a little too long winded.
Let me sum it up.
The scientists took blood from this here prehistoric mosquito.
A mosquito that once sucked the blood from dinosaurs
and combined that DNA with the DNA from frogs to fill in the missing.
Oh hi.
As I was saying, the frog DNA filled in any gaps and voila.
Dinosaur.
Exactly.
Life... found a way.
But it gets better.
From there we were taken to the Velociraptor pen.
This is Robert Muldoon. Game warden for Jurassic Park.
You have velociraptors in there?
Three. Each one requiring a large healthy diet of meat once per day."
Are these Velociraptors dangerous?
Well, they're about as fast as a cheetah
but far more intelligent.
They often work in a pack, hunting together.
They have a giant 6 inch claw they use to dismember their prey.
By the time you see the Velociraptor, it's too late.
You're dead.
Oh, good!
Who's hungry?
I have a question.
What happens if the dinosaurs get out?
Oh, pish posh.
Impossible!
How can you be so sure?
Well, here, let Ray explain.
This is Ray Arnold.
He's the man in charge of making sure the park runs smoothly.
Hi, Ray.
John seems to think, wrongly
that this island is completely impervious to harm.
John's right, as usual.
Here, let me show you something.
Dennis.
Bring up the schematics.
Dennis. Bring up the schematics.
We've got 50 miles of high powered electric fencing
with enough of a shock to knock out the toughest lizard we've got.
The only way they get out is if we let them out.
- That's it? - Okay, enough of that.
It's time for the tour!
Dennis.
Oh, yeah. Tour.
Right away, boss.
We were finally on our way to see some dinosaurs
when some unexpected guests arrived.
Grandpa!
Hello, children.
Ian, Alan, Ellie, I'd like to introduce you
to my grandchildren, Tim and Lex Murphy.
They are going to accompany you on the tour.
Isn't that, you know, dangerous?
Of course not.
It's as safe as any amusement park ride.
Yes, well, most amusement park rides
if they break down, the robots don't come alive and eat you.
You need to get out more, Ian.
Don't worry, they can ride with my lawyer.
He's the most risk adverse man I know.
Hurry up, everyone into our automated electric vehicles.
I've spared no expense.
How much did you spend exactly?
Grandpa, aren't you coming?
No, no. I'll stay here and monitor everything
to make sure your tour is as exciting as possible!
Ah, those gates were huge.
I'd love to have a pair of those in my drive way.
Keep the fans out.
Anyway, we moved through the gates
and drove around for what felt like hours.
But, sadly...
There's no dinosaurs!
This tour stinks.
Oh, you're right. It does stink.
What is that?
That is the biggest pile of...
You know what
I've only smelled something that bad once before.
Kids, oysters on a cruise ship are a big no no.
But, there we were.
Staring at a poor, sick Triceratops, with an angry tummy.
We've all been there.
What's wrong with her?
I'm afraid she might have eaten something
that made her tummy a bit rumbly.
If I can dig through her stool
I should be able to help figure out what's going on.
Oh! You're going to stick your hands in there?
Yeah, I brought gloves!
I'm sorry we have to cut the tour short.
Ray has informed me that there is a tropical storm headed this way.
We're gathering all the employees
and sending them back to the mainland by boat.
Not the way I wanted this to go.
I-I think I can help this Triceratops but I need some more time.
Can I get a ride back with you?
That's fine. I've got a gas powered vehicle
so I can probably give you another ten minutes
Ellie, are you sure?
Yeah. Go. I'll be right behind you.
Now, let's dig for treasure!
Hey, guys. I'm gonna go grab a snack from the vending machine.
You guys want anything? My treat!
Okay, see ya!
What a weird guy.
I always thought that Dennis was up to something nefarious.
It turns out I was right.
Well, hello my pretties.
So clever.
And with my baby smooth skin, no one will think twice
that I'm sneaking dinosaur embryos to Hammond's competitors inside of it.
A million and half dollars was never so easy to earn.
In five, four, three, two, one!
No, no, I'm just kidding. It was scary though.
Outside of the security room
power to various services shut down all over the park
just as Ellie made it back to the security room.
Something strange was afoot.
Power is down all over the park.
How is that possible?
I don't know.
Hey! Where are Alan and the kids?
According to the map, it looks like their vehicles have just powered down
next to the T-rex paddock.
The T-rex paddock?
Robert, go get my grandchildren.
Wait for me.
Why did we stop?
The power must have gone out.
Maybe there's a flashlight somewhere.
Oh! These are awesome!
Did you hear that?
What is that?
Forget it, I'd rather not know.
Boy, I hate being right all the time.
Keep absolutely still.
Where is he going?
When you gotta go, I guess you gotta go.
Oh, at least the kids are safe, right?
Hammond spared no expense.
Turn the light off. Turn it off.
Turn it off, Lex! Turn it off!
I'm sorry, I...
Yup, totally safe.
Over here!
No, not them. Over here!
Pick me! Pick me!
Help the kids! Help the kids!
My plan worked, I had got the dinosaur's attention.
It was chasing me instead of the kids.
I ran. And then...
you know, I'm not sure what happened after that.
Give me your hand! I've got you!
Don't. Move.
Tim! Tim!
Get on my back.
Tim!
I'm okay!
I can't see anything in this rain!
Which way is the dock?
It's so muddy.
Hey, little guy.
Don't mind me.
Wanna play catch?
What, did you have Italian for dinner?
I can't see!
Now, kids. I want to make sure
our younger viewers are spared anything unsavory.
Besides, I'm sure that Dennis and the dinosaur probably played a game
or maybe had a nice glass of tea.
In fact, they might still be having that tea as
we never saw dear Dennis again.
Anyway...
let's get back to the most important part of the story
me.
Ian!
Where's Alan? Where are the kids?
He was in the car and then the T-Rex.
- The what? - The T-Rex!
Oh, we should go.
Come on, get in, get in.
Must go faster.
Do something!
As we barely escaped the jaws of death
thanks to my quick thinking
Alan and the kids were snuggled safely above ground
where they met a much friendlier and nosier dinosaur.
It's alright.
That's a Brachiosaurus. They're herbivores.
They have no interest in the likes of us.
Wow.
They're kind of pretty.
Bless you.
I'm covered in dino-snot!
Yes.
Well, come on. We'll get you cleaned up at the Visitor Center.
I think I know where it is, and I bet your grandpa is worried to death.
I'm worried to death!
Ian! Where are the kids?
Last I saw them, the T-Rex was, well...
Don't worry, Mister Hammond.
I know Alan. He'll keep your grandkids safe.
I'm glad someone will.
Because hold onto your butts, my friends
I think Dennis was the one that sabotaged the island.
It looks like he planted a virus
causing all the security protocols to shut down.
In order to get the systems back online
I need someone to go to the power room
and flip the switch to reroute the power.
Then head to the control center to reboot the system.
That should be easy enough.
It would be except between here and there is the Velociraptor pen
and I'm pretty sure they've escaped.
I'll go.
And I'll make sure you get there alive.
Oh look, it's my neighbor.
Wow. That's quite the set up there. I'm impressed.
You know, you've really got an eye for this.
Isn't he great? Always creating something magnificent.
Sharks. Dinosaurs.
Oh, wow.
Well, you can always rebuild it.
Now, where were we? Oh, right!
Kids, I'm gonna look for the others.
Stay here and get something to eat, I'll be back in a minute.
Food!
They're here. I'll lead them away while you turn on the power.
- Be careful. - Of course.
Alright, come out, come out wherever you...
Clever girl.
Sorry, just working on some Chaos Theory.
You know, crunching those numbers.
Oh, speaking of crunching.
Muldoon, well, kids
maybe he met Dennis for that cup of tea
because we never saw him again either.
So back to the story.
It tastes so good.
Tim?
I'm going to eat so much food.
All the food. Every piece of food...
Tim!
Don't worry, they can't open doors.
How am I supposed to know which one to flip?
Ellie?
Alan! You're alive.
Barely. What are you doing out here?
We have to reboot the security system.
I've primed the power, we just need to make our way to the control room.
Where are the kids?
I left them here, I...
Run!
To the control room!
Go! Go!
The computer!
Reboot the system!
Come on!
Come on, Lex! You're the computer genius.
- Hold on! - Hurry up!
Ellie did it! The security systems are coming back online!
Call a chopper for our immediate evacuation.
On it!
How are we gonna get out of here?
The air ducts.
We'll take them toward the Visitor Center
and from there we should be able to get out.
Come on!
We're here!
The Bones! Everyone on the bones.
Stay behind me!
We were planning on it.
Now! Run!
Kids! Get in!
And with that, John's dream, well, had become a nightmare.
If only there was someone that could have warned him about it.
Oh, wait.
I did.
They were so busy
thinking about whether or not they could create a dinosaur
they didn't stop to think if they should.
And, well, look what happened.
That's chaos for you, always unpredictable.
Thankfully we all left the island that day with our limbs intact.
I wish I could say that was my last interaction with dinosaurs
but...
no.
In fact, I have another journal here.
Oh, where is it?
Would you look at that! I call it
Lost World!
Pretty catchy, right?
I'm sure you have time for another story?
Yes?
No?
Okay.
Well, it was great to see you.
I think I'll go help him with the fountain.
Bye!
Could I have my journal back?
Please? The Lost World was great!
Mostly because it was all about me, but hey...
Please! Don't leave.