1 00:00:54,989 --> 00:00:56,290 Yeehaw! 2 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,098 You sure no one's gonna come in here? 3 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,834 Uh, Easter ain't for a week. 4 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,369 Plus, I think I can take a church lady 5 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,071 in hand in hand combat. 6 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:12,974 You know I like to see that. 7 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:15,275 Score! 8 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:20,180 I thought you gave up sweets for lent. 9 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,249 I thought you gave up sex. 10 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,652 Well, I still can. 11 00:01:25,053 --> 00:01:27,087 I'm not gonna show up to prom with my boyfriend 12 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,991 looking like a busted can of biscuits. 13 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,559 Put this on. 14 00:01:31,726 --> 00:01:35,295 I want you to fuck me like some muffin type Jesus. 15 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:38,365 I always knew that I would lose my virginity 16 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,367 in a church storage room. 17 00:01:58,052 --> 00:01:59,453 Gee! 18 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:02,255 That's a freaky decoration, man. 19 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:04,559 What? 20 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,961 You're scared of this dead old thing? 21 00:02:07,095 --> 00:02:09,229 What was that? 22 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,884 It was just a bunny, doofus. 23 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,688 Aw! So cute. 24 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:41,529 Oh, my Jesus! 25 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,877 Hey, yo. It's Lance. Leave a message. 26 00:03:31,813 --> 00:03:32,880 Hey. 27 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,517 It's been over a week. 28 00:03:39,187 --> 00:03:42,355 Call me, text me. 29 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:47,494 Anything. 30 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:50,064 Just tell me you're alright. 31 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,714 The hell, girl. 32 00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:09,349 I know Janet wasn't the best hairdresser, 33 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,052 but that doesn't mean you can show up 34 00:04:11,185 --> 00:04:12,319 to the poor girl's funeral 35 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:15,288 looking like a half big buckle bunny. 36 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,657 I'm not going. 37 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,559 Uh, what? 38 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:19,761 Why not? 39 00:04:22,864 --> 00:04:25,666 That poor Pinewood family, those teenagers last week. 40 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,503 Now Janet and her dog. I'm just waiting for the call. 41 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:31,139 Hey, hey. Nonsense. 42 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:34,008 Lance is just on another one of his benders 43 00:04:34,142 --> 00:04:38,411 probably picking up some KitKat floozy at the Waffle Queen. 44 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,581 Oh, sweetie, I'm kidding. 45 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,750 Look, you're worried about Lance 46 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:45,285 and I'm worried about my best friend. 47 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:47,387 -One is fine. -Hmm. Well good. 48 00:04:47,522 --> 00:04:48,723 Then get dressed. 49 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:51,458 Nothing to cheer girl up like a funeral. 50 00:05:02,904 --> 00:05:04,839 And although we don't understand 51 00:05:05,006 --> 00:05:08,009 why these attacks keep happening, 52 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:11,746 we must keep our faith and stick together 53 00:05:11,913 --> 00:05:14,048 as a community. 54 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,485 Thank you, Pastor. 55 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,923 Fucking Marylou. 56 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,526 As head of the church committee, 57 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:28,529 I just wanted to say that we are all heartbroken 58 00:05:28,663 --> 00:05:31,766 to hear the passing of such a sweet, sweet soul. 59 00:05:31,933 --> 00:05:34,869 -Oh, and Janet. -Such icons. 60 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,371 But today is Good Friday, so let's not get too bummed out. 61 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,542 Okay? Now come on. 62 00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:43,544 That's not the enthusiasm I'd expect 63 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:47,014 the week of Easterpalooza! 64 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,652 -Really? -What? 65 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,386 It's the only thing this miserable town 66 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:54,989 has to look forward to. 67 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:58,025 We kick it off today with the Good Friday Fish Fry. 68 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:01,162 And, of course, tomorrow is the bunny hop dance. 69 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:04,298 And Sunday is the grand finale, 70 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:07,434 the Easterpalooza, Easter Egg Hunt. 71 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,974 Please note the parking lot is reserved 72 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:15,509 for church committee members only. 73 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,144 Hey! 74 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:19,180 And we all remember last year when things went south, 75 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:22,449 when a few rowdy children 76 00:06:22,617 --> 00:06:24,484 ruined the hunt for the rest of us. 77 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:28,656 As such, there'll be a ten egg limit per child. 78 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:30,791 Boo! 79 00:06:33,995 --> 00:06:38,431 You know, God is watching over this Easter egg hunt. 80 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,569 In fact, he's always watching. 81 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,672 Seeking out the sinners of the world, 82 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,341 preparing his perfect justice. 83 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,409 I know I shouldn't be encouraging 84 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,811 your downward spiral, 85 00:06:50,945 --> 00:06:54,315 but boy do I love to see Marylou pissed off. 86 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,183 But let's have some fun, shall we? 87 00:06:56,317 --> 00:06:58,552 It's time to fish fry! 88 00:07:02,056 --> 00:07:03,324 Stop it! 89 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,693 Did you know that fish don't even have vocal chords? 90 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,828 Kinda wish Marylou didn't either. 91 00:07:07,962 --> 00:07:10,398 You need to stop watching so many nature shows. 92 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,799 No way! 93 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,702 Really gets Jim and I going during foreplay. 94 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:18,471 Oh, my. Shh. 95 00:07:22,243 --> 00:07:24,278 Sorry. Holy water. 96 00:07:24,412 --> 00:07:26,213 Easterpalooza. 97 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:31,786 Every year it turns more into a circus. 98 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:39,427 Come on, fish fry. Come on. Save mommy a seat. Okay? 99 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,128 Okay. Bye guys. 100 00:07:41,262 --> 00:07:42,563 I'll be right there. 101 00:07:44,999 --> 00:07:48,769 Come on. We gotta get to the bread pudding before Marylou. 102 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,871 I swear that woman eats like a mammoth 103 00:07:51,005 --> 00:07:52,606 and somehow never puts on a pound. 104 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,275 I might just go home. 105 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,476 Oh, hell no! 106 00:07:56,978 --> 00:07:59,981 We're not gonna let Lance run Easter for us. 107 00:08:00,114 --> 00:08:02,450 We're gonna fish fry. We're gonna bunny hop. 108 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:05,886 And on Sunday we're gonna find some damn eggs because it's fun. 109 00:08:06,354 --> 00:08:07,788 Yes, ma'am. 110 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:11,425 Christ will rise again, Jeanie, and so will Lance. 111 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,627 You'll see. 112 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:21,702 Hi, y'all 113 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,605 Sally, go get the punch bowl. 114 00:08:24,739 --> 00:08:26,540 -Okay? -Okay. 115 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,845 Annie Sue. 116 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,014 What a touchy eulogy. 117 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:36,117 Janet looked so beautiful in her casket. 118 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:39,687 Someone else must have done her hair for one. 119 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,556 You're bad. 120 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,659 Jeanie! It's the funniest thing. 121 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:47,228 You know, I thought I heard you making 122 00:08:47,395 --> 00:08:50,431 disrespectful sounds while I was speaking earlier. 123 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,867 Me? Disrespectful? 124 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,505 Um... 125 00:08:57,171 --> 00:08:59,840 we better go check on our kids. 126 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,675 Come on, honey. 127 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:05,780 Even though you two were too busy to help out this year, 128 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,149 I think it's gonna be the best Easter yet. 129 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:11,118 Which is a good thing 'cause Annie Sue over here 130 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:14,922 is gunning for my position as head of the church committee. 131 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:19,026 I hate you so much you stupid cow. 132 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,363 Oh, not as much as I hate you. 133 00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:29,203 Oh, she's fun. 134 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,572 So where's that tall, handsome glass of bourbon 135 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,340 that you call a husband? 136 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:39,213 No! Jeanie! 137 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:43,851 Oh, no. He's left you. Oh. 138 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,287 Bless your heart. Wow. 139 00:09:46,454 --> 00:09:49,690 You two used to be the dream couple back in high school. 140 00:09:50,224 --> 00:09:52,359 Funny how life turns out, isn't it? 141 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:54,695 Well, if you're ever lonely, 142 00:09:54,829 --> 00:09:56,897 you are always welcome at Funko nights. 143 00:09:57,832 --> 00:09:59,767 Do not show up without an appetizer. 144 00:10:00,535 --> 00:10:02,703 There's my wifey. Hey, honey. 145 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:05,139 I'm the luckiest girl in the world. 146 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:10,311 You're so sweet it makes me fit. 147 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,046 How's it going, Eugene? 148 00:10:12,213 --> 00:10:15,082 It's going alright. I can't complain none. 149 00:10:15,249 --> 00:10:16,951 And business has been doing great 150 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,153 ever since the Pinewood course shut down. 151 00:10:19,588 --> 00:10:22,857 But Jeanie, something's been ticking me off today. 152 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,259 Yeah? 153 00:10:25,426 --> 00:10:28,329 I've had this piece of food stuck in my teeth all day, 154 00:10:28,496 --> 00:10:30,998 and I've been poking at it and poking at it with my tongue 155 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:33,367 and the darn thing doesn't seem wanna budge none. 156 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,936 I just love to hear you talk and talk 157 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:39,508 -and talk and talk and talk. -Mm. 158 00:10:41,576 --> 00:10:44,278 Holy jumped up bald headed Jesus paling me. 159 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,046 I'm so sorry, honey. 160 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:49,383 I'm just all elbows no forearm today. 161 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:50,751 Oh, geez. 162 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,187 Oh, it's fine, Eugene. 163 00:10:53,354 --> 00:10:56,625 It's not like I've been planning this outfit all freaking year! 164 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,459 Sally! 165 00:10:58,593 --> 00:11:00,961 Man, it's gonna put me in timeout for weeks. 166 00:11:03,598 --> 00:11:04,765 Give me your sweater. 167 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:08,135 You want any other parts of my outfit? 168 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:09,670 That's a good thing about 169 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,238 your husband leaving, eh, Jeanie? 170 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:14,175 You don't have to deal with man's nonsense. 171 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,846 Hello! Earth to Jeanie. 172 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,749 Um, yeah. 173 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:24,218 Space Cadet. 174 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:28,523 Who's ready for fish fry? 175 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,099 Do you know how much it costs 176 00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:42,036 to replace a stained glass window? 177 00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:44,371 Cost me a chat with Marylou. 178 00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:51,412 Hello? 179 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,684 Yeah. 180 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:56,984 I'll be right there. 181 00:11:57,151 --> 00:12:00,387 Hey! Jeanie! What's going on? 182 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,178 Mrs. Cooper. This your husband's car? 183 00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:27,248 It is. Where's Lance? Is he okay? 184 00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:28,983 I was hoping you could tell me. 185 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,751 Any idea where he was headed? 186 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,886 I couldn't say. 187 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,358 Been around here for miles. 188 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:40,327 Looks to me like a drunken joy ride. 189 00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:42,731 You wouldn't say that if you knew Lance. 190 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,965 Man is completely joyless. 191 00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:46,467 When's the last time you saw him? 192 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,069 Last Thursday night. 193 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,506 Hmm. Same night those kids got killed. 194 00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:55,476 What happened here? 195 00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:58,145 My guess is a bear by the size of it. 196 00:12:58,279 --> 00:13:00,214 Unreal. I mean... 197 00:13:03,117 --> 00:13:06,287 Miracle he was able to walk away from it. 198 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:10,625 However, walking away makes this a hit and run. 199 00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:12,594 That's a crime in all 50 states. 200 00:13:12,727 --> 00:13:14,895 My husband's not a criminal. 201 00:13:15,496 --> 00:13:16,497 I think he's in trouble. 202 00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:18,999 I think your husband is the trouble. 203 00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:25,272 That said, I'm gonna need you 204 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:27,141 to follow me on down to the station. 205 00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:32,112 Uh-huh. Sure, no problem. 206 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,414 Good. 207 00:13:33,548 --> 00:13:35,382 Don't worry, Mrs. Cooper. 208 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:36,884 Lance will come home. 209 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:41,255 Either on his own accord or in shackles. 210 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,331 Ma'am. 211 00:14:23,097 --> 00:14:25,600 Hey, we'll find him Jeanie. 212 00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:28,035 Okay? 213 00:14:30,605 --> 00:14:34,341 "In shackles." I'll shackle him. 214 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,210 I know more about handcuffs 215 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:39,079 than that smoked piece of applewood whatever could. 216 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,648 I'm sporting applewood right now. 217 00:14:42,617 --> 00:14:45,486 Sam, we almost peppered your dumbass. 218 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,987 Oh, we still can! 219 00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:49,156 Y'all looking for Lance, right? 220 00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:51,125 You know where he is? 221 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,961 In a manner of speaking, this ain't no fender bender. 222 00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:55,362 No, ma'am. 223 00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:59,933 This here is supernatural. 224 00:15:00,702 --> 00:15:02,504 Oh, here we go. 225 00:15:02,637 --> 00:15:05,005 Jeanie, don't listen to a single thing 226 00:15:05,139 --> 00:15:07,675 this fucking Looney Tunes has to say. 227 00:15:07,842 --> 00:15:10,144 It ain't what I have to say 228 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,146 is what I got to show. 229 00:15:14,516 --> 00:15:18,452 Je-- Jeanie, no! 230 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:25,392 Hey! If he shows us his nut sack I'm ripping it off. 231 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:30,230 Goddammit, Sam! 232 00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:40,941 Look at that. 233 00:15:42,677 --> 00:15:44,679 What the fucking fuck? 234 00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:47,682 Jackalope, baby! Woo! 235 00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:49,082 Yes siree. 236 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,152 The great horned rabbit. 237 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:56,858 Attracted to whiskey, repelled by stove pipes. 238 00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:01,596 150 years ago this town was ridded of its evil. 239 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,700 Now he has returned. 240 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,902 Lepus cornutus. 241 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,504 Lance's car, 242 00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:13,440 it was covered in fur and blood and-- 243 00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:14,676 Exactly. 244 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:18,378 And my bet is when we find that jackalope... 245 00:16:19,681 --> 00:16:21,148 we gonna find Lance. 246 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,120 Okay. Say you're right-- 247 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,724 Seriously, Jeanie, you're gonna believe a guy 248 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,627 who wallpapered his double wide with tin foil? 249 00:16:32,794 --> 00:16:36,330 I don't know what to believe. People are dying all over town. 250 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,499 There's fucking giant bunny prints. 251 00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:42,637 And I found this in my husband's car. 252 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:54,047 Sam, focus. How do we find it? 253 00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:56,684 We gotta figure out who he is first. 254 00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:59,521 Them jackalopes is a shape shifter, 255 00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:00,922 like a werewolf. 256 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,422 Human one moment-- 257 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:05,359 -Bunny deer the next? -Bingo gringo. 258 00:17:05,527 --> 00:17:08,228 Okay, I can't believe I'm even asking this, 259 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:12,099 but how does one become a jackalope, Sam? 260 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:16,136 Same way anything becomes anything else, Carol. 261 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:20,073 Vampires, werewolves, it has to come from a bite. 262 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,042 So, it bites you and then-- 263 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,344 Nuh, you have to bite it. 264 00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:27,815 Who the hell is biting a jackalope? 265 00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:32,452 Someone juicing for power... 266 00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:37,090 glory and the intoxicating feeling of becoming 267 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,226 something greater than human. 268 00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:44,666 And he ain't gonna stop until he's satisfied hims blood lust. 269 00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:47,134 Soon, every rabbit within 20 miles gonna 270 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,736 be at his beck and call. 271 00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:50,872 A fucking bunny army? 272 00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:52,372 We have to team up. 273 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,043 Form a posse and pray that when we find him, 274 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,778 he ain't smarter than us. 275 00:17:56,911 --> 00:18:00,314 Well, if us include you, that won't be a challenge. 276 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,316 Come on, Jeanie, we gotta go meet the sheriff. 277 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,152 - Yeehaw. - Get down! 278 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,690 What was that? 279 00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:09,991 I knew it. 280 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,693 The jackalope has come for us all. 281 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,561 We're done for! 282 00:18:13,728 --> 00:18:15,295 Save yourselves! 283 00:18:15,897 --> 00:18:17,031 -Sam! -Wait! 284 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,866 - Sam! - Yeehaw. 285 00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:26,941 Jeanie. Jeanie. 286 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:35,415 Thank God. 287 00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:40,153 This little guy's not joining any bunny army, is he? 288 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,125 Just fucking throw something! 289 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,165 Holy fucking shit, Carol. 290 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,873 Oh, my God. 291 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,889 Shh.. 292 00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:53,661 What the fuck, Jeanie! 293 00:19:53,828 --> 00:19:55,063 I killed it. 294 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,431 Let's just put it down. 295 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,233 Put it-- 296 00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:04,806 We gotta go to the sheriff. We gotta tell him. 297 00:20:04,939 --> 00:20:06,607 Tell him what, Carol? 298 00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:09,644 That my husband's been abducted by a giant furry rabbit? 299 00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:12,279 And I just-- just killed one of its demon minions? 300 00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:13,413 Fair point. 301 00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:18,186 Carol, Sam said that it attacked the town 302 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,220 150 years ago. 303 00:20:20,755 --> 00:20:23,223 The only thing in town that old is the church. 304 00:20:23,691 --> 00:20:25,392 That's where those kids got killed. 305 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,196 The first attack. Of course. 306 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,798 Carol, if there's answers, 307 00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,332 they're gonna be there. 308 00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:36,037 So if this maniac is right and there is a jackalope, 309 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,806 that doesn't mean you can just go fucking with the law. 310 00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:40,240 Fuck the law! 311 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,676 Lance is missing. 312 00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:43,211 And the only way we're gonna find him 313 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,344 is through the jackalope. 314 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:48,281 Now you're either with me or you ain't. 315 00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:53,420 Shit, Jeanie! 316 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:57,257 You know, fuck it! 317 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,793 We've already shared everything else in life. 318 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,596 We might as well share a prison cell too. 319 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,598 That's my girl. 320 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,669 -Now take me to church. -Seriously? 321 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,571 Shut up. 322 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:17,044 Go, go, go. Go, go. 323 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,661 Poor horny, dead kids. 324 00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:37,732 Ooh, cotton candy! 325 00:21:37,899 --> 00:21:39,634 Hey, focus! 326 00:21:39,767 --> 00:21:42,236 We're here to get clues to help find Lance. 327 00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:44,872 Who's to say cotton candy ain't a clue? 328 00:21:49,577 --> 00:21:51,646 Hey, look at this. 329 00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:55,482 Ooh, musty and crusty. 330 00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:08,495 Agnes Turner. 331 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,331 Listen to this. 332 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,366 "Dearest Lord, 333 00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:16,971 my poor sweet children are riddled with the pox. 334 00:22:17,638 --> 00:22:20,107 Each day short and precious. 335 00:22:20,808 --> 00:22:23,578 Easter is but a week away 336 00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:26,446 and I'd do anything to make it special for them. 337 00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:29,517 I confess... 338 00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:33,054 I've bartered my soul to Satan." 339 00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:36,524 Shit, that's a good mom right there. 340 00:22:42,063 --> 00:22:43,898 Oh, Goddammit! 341 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:48,236 Someone really is snacking on 19th century taxidermy. 342 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,638 Oh, Jesus savior, pardon me. 343 00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:53,007 Sam, I will never doubt you again. 344 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:54,542 Maybe. 345 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,411 Carol, the Easterpalooza. 346 00:22:58,579 --> 00:23:00,281 Everyone's gonna be together. 347 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:03,084 -We've gotta go get help. -Cops? 348 00:23:03,551 --> 00:23:05,452 Better. 349 00:23:08,923 --> 00:23:11,125 You-- You should have seen it, Phil. 350 00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:15,263 I-- I fought that creature off with my bare hands, man. 351 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,564 Fur and blood 352 00:23:16,731 --> 00:23:19,466 and viscera everywhere. 353 00:23:19,634 --> 00:23:21,302 I made the ladies 354 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,071 wet with gratitude. 355 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:26,807 That is until they... 356 00:23:26,941 --> 00:23:28,643 succumbed to the beast's fury. 357 00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:31,812 Well, I'm sure it was a sight to see. 358 00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:37,785 By the beard of St. Peter. 359 00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:40,888 Surprised to see us alive, boy? 360 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,926 Whiskey is on the house 361 00:23:45,059 --> 00:23:47,762 for bringing this weasel down a notch. 362 00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:49,864 Hey, Jeanie, check this out. 363 00:23:49,997 --> 00:23:52,465 Very cool, Phil. 364 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,402 Oh, Mr. Mayor. 365 00:23:54,535 --> 00:23:57,505 Just the scumbag we were hoping to see. 366 00:23:57,638 --> 00:24:00,041 Ladies, to what do I owe this pleasure? 367 00:24:00,174 --> 00:24:01,208 Hi, Lou. 368 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,244 Oh, Lou, is it? 369 00:24:03,678 --> 00:24:06,013 We're here as concerned citizens. 370 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,181 Oh, I see. 371 00:24:07,648 --> 00:24:09,817 I-- we think 372 00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:12,186 you should seriously consider postponing 373 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,888 the Easterpalooza this year. 374 00:24:19,694 --> 00:24:20,795 That's a good one. 375 00:24:20,928 --> 00:24:22,363 Thank you for that. I needed it. 376 00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:25,032 Now come on. Join me for a drink. Hmm? 377 00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:26,434 I'm serious, Lou. 378 00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:29,337 People are dying, there's no time for a party. 379 00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:31,739 Goddammit! 380 00:24:31,906 --> 00:24:33,674 Ladies, ladies, I hear what you're saying, 381 00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:36,043 but people die every day. 382 00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:38,879 I mean, Walburg Easter only happens once a year. 383 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,648 Look at this. 384 00:24:41,115 --> 00:24:43,684 -Jeanie... -The jackalope. 385 00:24:44,251 --> 00:24:48,022 It's doing the same thing it did 150 years ago. 386 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,457 That's folklore. 387 00:24:49,623 --> 00:24:51,692 Something we used to get the, uh, tourists into town. 388 00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:54,195 Now, look, I'm off the clock, trying to enjoy a drink. 389 00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:55,663 Why don't you just-- 390 00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:58,199 Lance is missing and I'm really fucking worried. 391 00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:01,435 And I'd appreciate if you looked at the Goddamn photo. 392 00:25:01,602 --> 00:25:03,471 Oopsie. 393 00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:06,173 I'm sorry about Lance. 394 00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:07,908 I truly am. 395 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,379 But now it's not the time or the place 396 00:25:11,545 --> 00:25:12,580 to be starting trouble. 397 00:25:13,147 --> 00:25:15,916 It's Easterpalooza. And besides it's, uh-- 398 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,952 - Election year? - Selfish prick. 399 00:25:18,085 --> 00:25:21,222 Seriously, you're not gonna help me? 400 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,192 No. 401 00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:30,097 Well, thank you, Mr. Mayor, 402 00:25:30,264 --> 00:25:34,235 for solidifying my repulsion for local government. 403 00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:42,643 Ta-da! 404 00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:51,018 Another successful fish fry. 405 00:25:51,152 --> 00:25:53,854 No one even noticed they was frozen fish sticks 406 00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:55,322 from the Food Mart. 407 00:25:55,489 --> 00:25:58,426 And no one even noticed your Botox, Annie Sue. 408 00:25:58,592 --> 00:25:59,794 Maybe by next Easter, 409 00:25:59,927 --> 00:26:01,429 eyebrows will be able to move again. 410 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,401 Now go feed Big Jackie before you leave. 411 00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:10,237 He must be hand fed, he doesn't eat off the ground 412 00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:13,407 unlike you, you dirty, dirty tramp. 413 00:26:15,544 --> 00:26:16,977 I may be a tramp, 414 00:26:17,111 --> 00:26:19,447 but at least I don't covet thy neighbor's husband. 415 00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:22,450 Pretty sure that's one of the big ten. 416 00:26:32,927 --> 00:26:36,163 Everything's in there. Change of clothes, toothbrush. 417 00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:39,200 I put some coconut water and fries in there for Jeanie 418 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:42,436 and a couple of extra batteries in case you miss me tonight. 419 00:26:42,571 --> 00:26:43,938 Thanks, babe. 420 00:26:44,071 --> 00:26:45,706 I know tonight was supposed to be our-- 421 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,274 Don't worry about it. 422 00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:48,577 You and Jeanie are on a mission. 423 00:26:48,976 --> 00:26:51,112 Whatever you need to do, do it. 424 00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:52,813 Well, promise me you and the kids 425 00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:54,782 will stay inside tonight. 426 00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:56,851 You want my club? 427 00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:59,120 You know, for protection? 428 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,188 For entertainment? 429 00:27:01,655 --> 00:27:05,226 You dirty, dirty caveman. 430 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:11,198 What? No! 431 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,468 Oh, Sally, you're a miracle worker. 432 00:27:15,102 --> 00:27:18,038 God bless you. 433 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,742 We got Carrot Cake. 434 00:27:21,909 --> 00:27:23,410 Delicious. 435 00:27:23,578 --> 00:27:25,946 No! Carrot Cake. 436 00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:28,949 Hello, most renowned Easter theme band 437 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,751 west of the Mississippi? 438 00:27:31,218 --> 00:27:33,287 -They're legends. -Holy pastrami. 439 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,022 That's good news, baby. 440 00:27:35,624 --> 00:27:36,924 I'm just so relieved 441 00:27:37,091 --> 00:27:38,692 that everything is coming together. 442 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,428 Things have been so stressful ever since Annie Sue 443 00:27:41,596 --> 00:27:43,998 started running against me on the church committee. 444 00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:45,733 Honey bunny, 445 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,801 you know, I hate it when you're stressed out. 446 00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:49,470 You know, your happiness... 447 00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:52,773 that's my number one priority in life. 448 00:27:52,907 --> 00:27:54,175 Lotion. 449 00:27:54,576 --> 00:27:55,676 Yes, ma'am. 450 00:27:56,076 --> 00:27:57,211 You hear about Jeanie? 451 00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,080 Sounds like Lance left her for good. 452 00:28:00,214 --> 00:28:02,383 I know. It's just so sad, isn't it? 453 00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:05,119 But you know, Jeanie, she's a very pretty girl 454 00:28:05,252 --> 00:28:07,755 and I'm sure all them stags are gonna be lining up 455 00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:11,025 trying to stampede her pasturelands, oh! 456 00:28:13,595 --> 00:28:14,962 I beg your pardon? 457 00:28:15,129 --> 00:28:17,998 Nowhere near as beautiful as you, Marylou. 458 00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:21,468 That's right. Now off to bed with you. 459 00:28:22,571 --> 00:28:24,038 Yes, ma'am. 460 00:28:24,805 --> 00:28:27,241 -Good night. -Nighty night. 461 00:28:29,476 --> 00:28:30,477 Ow! 462 00:28:30,645 --> 00:28:32,746 Good girl, Pooky. 463 00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:51,966 Lancelot, 464 00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:55,202 come and find your Guinevere. 465 00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:06,013 Mrs. Cooper, you never showed up at the station. 466 00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:07,982 Please call me back immediately. 467 00:29:08,115 --> 00:29:10,851 I promise you don't want me to come look-- 468 00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:14,788 Okay, Miss Outlaw McGee, 469 00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:17,124 sing me a bedtime lullaby with your guitar. 470 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:20,060 Music just makes me sad now. 471 00:29:20,761 --> 00:29:23,097 Lance wished I never stopped playing. 472 00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:28,302 Hey, we're gonna find him, Jeanie. 473 00:29:28,969 --> 00:29:32,873 Maybe there's something in this old hag's diary. 474 00:29:36,043 --> 00:29:38,379 "Dearest Lord," 475 00:29:38,513 --> 00:29:39,913 oh, blah, blah, blah. 476 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,751 "Sick kids, blah, blah, blah." 477 00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:46,387 Oh, "I bartered my soul to Satan 478 00:29:46,521 --> 00:29:49,323 so the true Easter Bunny can come 479 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:53,227 and bring joy to my sick children 480 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,863 before they wither to dust." 481 00:29:56,263 --> 00:29:58,700 -Holy shit! -I know. 482 00:29:58,832 --> 00:29:59,967 That got dark fast. 483 00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:01,935 Do you know what this means? 484 00:30:02,069 --> 00:30:04,972 Yeah, thank God for the smallpox vaccine. 485 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:07,875 Agnes got what she bargained for, Carol. 486 00:30:08,275 --> 00:30:11,579 This could be the diary of the first jackalope. 487 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:18,687 Our town is at last free. 488 00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:24,091 We must pray our descendants take heed. 489 00:30:24,258 --> 00:30:27,394 Lest this jackalope, lest this creature... 490 00:30:28,329 --> 00:30:31,298 reawakens, and condemn this world... 491 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,034 to... 492 00:30:35,035 --> 00:30:36,671 a bloody Easter. 493 00:30:43,611 --> 00:30:46,046 Agnes, you freaky bitch! 494 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,948 And now someone in this town 495 00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:51,085 is locked on her face like a piece of jerky? 496 00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:54,522 Well, that's obviously Marylou. 497 00:30:54,689 --> 00:30:55,724 Come on. 498 00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:59,226 I'm serious. Marylou is Satan. 499 00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,362 Her and her church committee 500 00:31:01,495 --> 00:31:03,798 totally burned down that Frosty Freeze 501 00:31:03,964 --> 00:31:05,667 for staying open late on Sundays. 502 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,603 She tried to steal Lance from you back in high school. 503 00:31:08,770 --> 00:31:11,939 Oh, and I still have that scar from her Tupperware party. 504 00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:13,641 All very true. 505 00:31:13,808 --> 00:31:15,710 But do you really think she's going around killing people? 506 00:31:16,678 --> 00:31:20,481 Marylou could definitely kill people. 507 00:31:20,981 --> 00:31:23,518 Nerve that bitch! 508 00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:25,620 Here, eat. 509 00:31:25,787 --> 00:31:29,691 Fucking stupid fat little piece of vermin. 510 00:31:30,124 --> 00:31:33,160 Yee-haw! 511 00:31:46,808 --> 00:31:48,142 Eat, dammit! 512 00:31:48,610 --> 00:31:49,644 I hate you. 513 00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:51,945 And your stupid mom. 514 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:57,184 I fucking hate Easter, Church Committee. 515 00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:59,920 I hate you and your filthy little paws. 516 00:32:03,157 --> 00:32:05,560 Fuck you! Fuck you! 517 00:32:40,595 --> 00:32:42,162 Marylou! 518 00:35:01,335 --> 00:35:03,470 Jeanie. 519 00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:08,175 Jeanie. 520 00:35:08,977 --> 00:35:10,377 Jeanie. 521 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,449 Jeanie! Jeanie! 522 00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:26,094 Jeanie! Jeanie! 523 00:35:26,226 --> 00:35:28,730 God, you scared the shot outta me. 524 00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:33,067 Lance, he was-- 525 00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:36,838 Never mind. 526 00:35:37,538 --> 00:35:39,540 We gotta go find Marylou. 527 00:35:40,575 --> 00:35:43,443 My daddy says the best way to keep out a serial killer 528 00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:45,713 is a solution, three parts pig blood, 529 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,280 one part ammonia. 530 00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:49,684 Ladies, we did not allocate time for dilly dallying. 531 00:35:49,817 --> 00:35:52,920 -But I am so scared. -Then why are you smiling? 532 00:35:53,087 --> 00:35:54,622 This is just my face. 533 00:35:57,659 --> 00:35:59,861 Another attack. Who was it? 534 00:35:59,994 --> 00:36:01,361 It was Annie Sue. 535 00:36:03,898 --> 00:36:05,432 Thank God. I mean-- 536 00:36:05,566 --> 00:36:07,602 You ain't the only one celebrating. 537 00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:12,339 Uh, hey, Sally. 538 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,709 Where's your other half? 539 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:17,879 Marylou comes and goes as she pleases, but it's fine. 540 00:36:18,012 --> 00:36:20,347 I don't mind doing all the work for none of the credit. 541 00:36:23,951 --> 00:36:25,753 Speak of the devil-lope. 542 00:36:26,988 --> 00:36:28,422 Look at this. 543 00:36:28,589 --> 00:36:31,626 Oh, Sally, you've done a wonderful job. 544 00:36:33,061 --> 00:36:34,962 Padlock is on, honey. 545 00:36:35,429 --> 00:36:37,230 Hi, girls. 546 00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:39,734 Hi, Marylou. I came to talk to you. 547 00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:41,569 Is this about the bunny hop dance? 548 00:36:41,736 --> 00:36:43,571 I noticed you haven't bought tickets yet. 549 00:36:43,738 --> 00:36:46,574 No, this is about where you were when those kids died 550 00:36:46,741 --> 00:36:48,843 or where you were when the Pinewood family pa-- 551 00:36:48,976 --> 00:36:52,245 I was here planning the biggest event of the year, 552 00:36:52,412 --> 00:36:55,116 which some psychopath is determined to destroy. 553 00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:56,450 And Annie Sue? 554 00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:58,753 I don't like what you're implying. 555 00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:03,057 Honey. Honey bunny... 556 00:37:03,191 --> 00:37:04,792 You know what, Jeanie, 557 00:37:04,926 --> 00:37:07,128 maybe you should spend a little less time playing detective 558 00:37:07,294 --> 00:37:10,598 and a little more time saving that failing marriage of yours. 559 00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:14,602 Lest Lance comes looking for greener pastures. 560 00:37:15,737 --> 00:37:17,337 You know what, Marylou? 561 00:37:18,305 --> 00:37:20,742 You're right. Carol. 562 00:37:24,377 --> 00:37:25,680 Shit! 563 00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:28,448 Do you think you can get me juice box or-- 564 00:37:28,583 --> 00:37:32,252 or that kind of fruit cup? 565 00:37:32,385 --> 00:37:34,088 Maybe I could make it. 566 00:37:34,222 --> 00:37:35,623 My girls. 567 00:37:44,165 --> 00:37:45,432 Well, something tells me 568 00:37:45,633 --> 00:37:47,467 we ain't gonna be wrapping Easter presents. 569 00:37:47,602 --> 00:37:49,070 We're gonna get that ninja. 570 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:52,073 Sweet. Yeah, super normal. 571 00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:55,042 And you never thought my nature shows would come in handy. 572 00:37:55,176 --> 00:37:57,879 Shh! Here she comes! Get down! 573 00:38:24,172 --> 00:38:26,406 Now! 574 00:38:30,111 --> 00:38:33,047 - Where's my husband, rabbit? - I ain't no rabbit. 575 00:38:33,181 --> 00:38:34,682 Prove it, bunny bitch! 576 00:38:34,849 --> 00:38:36,984 We hunt the same game. 577 00:38:37,652 --> 00:38:39,520 Now put those scissors down, Jeanie, 578 00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:42,590 before I alter your ass like a loose patching gown. 579 00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:47,427 -Megan Jennings? -In the flesh. 580 00:38:47,562 --> 00:38:49,297 I thought you moved to Wyoming. 581 00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:50,698 I also heard you're vegan now. 582 00:38:50,865 --> 00:38:52,834 And you know what else is vegan? Rabbits! 583 00:38:52,967 --> 00:38:54,735 I came back to kill that motherfucker. 584 00:38:54,869 --> 00:38:57,738 But if y'all wanna stand in my way, go right ahead. 585 00:38:57,872 --> 00:38:59,974 I ain't got no problem starting with the both of you. 586 00:39:00,107 --> 00:39:03,443 Oh, Miss Teen Walburg over here talking shit. 587 00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:26,133 Come with me if you cottontails wanna live. 588 00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,302 -Uh-huh. -Whatever you say. 589 00:39:28,468 --> 00:39:29,704 Yeah, okay. 590 00:39:34,742 --> 00:39:38,512 You sure have a lot of weaponry for a pageant queen. 591 00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:40,214 I'm not that girl anymore. 592 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,718 I'm the warrior who's gonna help save this piece of shit town. 593 00:39:44,451 --> 00:39:45,853 Sorry, pumpkin, I was wondering 594 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,122 if your friends were gonna stay for dinner. 595 00:39:48,256 --> 00:39:50,024 Sloppy Joes and Tots. 596 00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,995 Real family of warriors you got. 597 00:39:54,128 --> 00:39:55,395 I'm adopted. 598 00:39:56,330 --> 00:39:58,900 So Miss Town Savior... 599 00:39:59,466 --> 00:40:01,068 you know who the jackalope is? 600 00:40:01,202 --> 00:40:02,536 Negative. 601 00:40:02,904 --> 00:40:04,672 They might not even know what they are yet. 602 00:40:04,839 --> 00:40:08,676 Young jackalopes are prone to memory loss and confusion. 603 00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:10,244 Who wants Bagel Bites? 604 00:40:10,378 --> 00:40:12,847 -Oh, I love Bagel Bites! -Privacy! 605 00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:16,584 Wha-- Monster shows up and there's no time for a snack? 606 00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:20,988 Thank you, sir. 607 00:40:22,723 --> 00:40:24,025 Don't make a difference to me. 608 00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:26,894 A monster's a monster and I'm gonna kill it. 609 00:40:27,061 --> 00:40:30,430 Then you can have another foot for your creepy blood necklace. 610 00:40:30,564 --> 00:40:31,832 Where'd you get the foot? 611 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,834 -A jackalope. -Obviously. 612 00:40:33,968 --> 00:40:36,637 -I mean when? Recently? -Summer. Why? 613 00:40:36,771 --> 00:40:37,905 Jackalope has half a foot 614 00:40:38,072 --> 00:40:39,774 then maybe it does in human form. 615 00:40:39,907 --> 00:40:41,175 Wow. 616 00:40:41,342 --> 00:40:44,011 Really gonna have to start from scratch for you two. 617 00:40:44,178 --> 00:40:46,113 Its limbs regenerate. 618 00:40:46,814 --> 00:40:48,282 One could be smaller than the other 619 00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:50,785 if it's still growing, but that's a long shot. 620 00:40:50,918 --> 00:40:53,187 Well, then maybe the person we're looking for 621 00:40:53,321 --> 00:40:54,588 has half a foot. 622 00:40:55,890 --> 00:40:57,490 It certainly would be easier to kill it 623 00:40:57,658 --> 00:40:59,126 -in its human form. -Well, then that's it. 624 00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:04,298 - That's what we look for. - This is fun. 625 00:41:04,432 --> 00:41:07,500 Guess where every Walburgonian is gonna be tonight? 626 00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:09,203 No. 627 00:41:10,438 --> 00:41:13,207 Looks like we're going to the bunny hop dance, ladies. 628 00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:32,560 Please welcome the fabulous, 629 00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:35,663 the irresistible 630 00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:38,466 Miss Beatrice Bunny. 631 00:41:45,773 --> 00:41:49,176 That is one sexy bunny. 632 00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:53,681 Do you honeys know what time it is? 633 00:41:53,848 --> 00:41:56,784 It's time for bunny hop! 634 00:42:23,377 --> 00:42:25,446 Play the piano. 635 00:42:27,214 --> 00:42:28,282 Hop, hop, hop. 636 00:42:30,151 --> 00:42:31,452 Hop, hop, hop. 637 00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:20,701 Hop, Hop. 638 00:43:22,369 --> 00:43:23,904 Hop, hop, hop. 639 00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:35,816 Marylou! 640 00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,239 What's up, Walburg! 641 00:43:58,372 --> 00:44:00,107 Carrot Cake is starting! 642 00:44:03,578 --> 00:44:05,045 Are you ready to rock? 643 00:44:05,212 --> 00:44:06,615 Yeah! 644 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:08,782 We rock you! 645 00:44:10,818 --> 00:44:13,454 When I say Carrot, y'all say Cake. 646 00:44:13,588 --> 00:44:14,655 - Carrot! - Cake! 647 00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:16,023 - Carrot! - Cake! 648 00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:18,527 Let's go! 649 00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:37,438 Hey, not till we find that foot. 650 00:45:40,874 --> 00:45:43,645 Even if Marylou has regular sized feet, 651 00:45:43,777 --> 00:45:45,246 I'd still waterboard her. 652 00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:48,282 If I know Marylou, her feet are fucked. 653 00:45:49,016 --> 00:45:50,284 Y'all ready? 654 00:45:52,953 --> 00:45:54,922 Let's do this. 655 00:46:11,071 --> 00:46:12,406 Hi, sweetie. 656 00:46:27,722 --> 00:46:29,123 Damn, Jeanie, 657 00:46:29,256 --> 00:46:31,125 is your dress made out of the night sky or what? 658 00:46:41,736 --> 00:46:43,904 -Carrot? -No, thank you, ma'am. 659 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:46,775 Jeanie! 660 00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:49,109 I've been looking everywhere for you. 661 00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:51,211 I thought you were banned from church related functions. 662 00:46:51,345 --> 00:46:54,348 So you know the risk I'm taking by being here. 663 00:46:54,516 --> 00:46:55,916 Look, I found something. 664 00:46:56,050 --> 00:46:57,652 Is it Lance? 665 00:46:57,818 --> 00:46:59,320 Well, no. 666 00:47:00,154 --> 00:47:01,589 Then I'm busy. 667 00:47:04,626 --> 00:47:06,460 Well, hey there, Jeanie. 668 00:47:08,028 --> 00:47:09,997 Eugene. 669 00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:14,501 Hey, can I have, uh, two appletinis, please? 670 00:47:18,807 --> 00:47:20,341 I'd know better, 671 00:47:20,474 --> 00:47:22,744 I suspect you're obstructing my investigation, 672 00:47:22,910 --> 00:47:23,977 Mrs. Cooper. 673 00:47:24,311 --> 00:47:26,947 Rest assured, when all said and done... 674 00:47:28,048 --> 00:47:30,117 someone's gonna be behind bars. 675 00:47:32,086 --> 00:47:33,354 Happy Easter. 676 00:47:45,834 --> 00:47:47,101 That's good, brother. Thank you. 677 00:47:49,571 --> 00:47:52,574 Oh, Mr. Mayor. Carrot? 678 00:47:52,707 --> 00:47:55,510 Ah, don't mind if I do. Good for the old eyesight. 679 00:47:56,210 --> 00:47:59,413 Oh, damn that shoe size. Damn. 680 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,922 Touch the shoes, lose that hand. 681 00:48:28,175 --> 00:48:30,043 My goodness, Jeanie. Watch it. 682 00:48:38,352 --> 00:48:40,187 Jeanie, are you okay? 683 00:48:56,871 --> 00:48:59,507 What's up with your foot, Sally? 684 00:48:59,674 --> 00:49:01,041 None of your business. 685 00:49:01,175 --> 00:49:03,310 Get over here. Put your hands up. 686 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,715 Don't move. 687 00:49:16,256 --> 00:49:17,859 All right. Thank you, Walburg! 688 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,429 Happy Easter! Let's go! 689 00:49:23,932 --> 00:49:25,733 Carrot Cake! Carrot Cake! 690 00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:29,336 Carrot Cake! Carrot Cake! Carrot Cake! 691 00:49:29,470 --> 00:49:31,773 - Nine and a half? - Yes. 692 00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:35,643 Hey, excuse us. Hey, I think I found the foot. 693 00:49:35,810 --> 00:49:38,278 Amazing. Where's Jeanie? 694 00:49:40,113 --> 00:49:41,716 Oh, come on. 695 00:49:41,883 --> 00:49:45,452 The one time you want her to be at the bar. 696 00:49:45,587 --> 00:49:46,654 Come on. 697 00:49:53,862 --> 00:49:58,131 And he shall cast them into the furnace of fire. 698 00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:01,836 There'll be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 699 00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:08,776 Uh, Matthew 13:42. 700 00:50:08,943 --> 00:50:11,345 Oh, thank you, your holiness. 701 00:50:11,478 --> 00:50:13,447 But we'll-- we'll take it from here. 702 00:50:14,181 --> 00:50:16,885 Hey, it's Sally. We got her. 703 00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:18,051 Are-- are you sure? 704 00:50:18,185 --> 00:50:20,187 I-- I could've swore I-- 705 00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:22,524 Come on! We gotta go get her. 706 00:50:31,966 --> 00:50:33,568 Show us your foot. 707 00:50:33,735 --> 00:50:35,035 But... why? 708 00:50:36,905 --> 00:50:38,840 No! Not Mr. Hoppers! 709 00:50:38,973 --> 00:50:40,240 Hey, you're gonna be next 710 00:50:40,407 --> 00:50:42,142 if you don't start showing us some toes. 711 00:50:42,276 --> 00:50:44,712 Hey, hey, hey. Leave this girl alone. 712 00:50:44,879 --> 00:50:48,016 But she's got a tiny monster's foot. 713 00:50:48,616 --> 00:50:50,885 She got her foot caught in a hay baler 714 00:50:51,019 --> 00:50:52,554 when she was ten years old. 715 00:50:53,253 --> 00:50:55,255 Don't you think she feels freakish enough? 716 00:50:56,524 --> 00:50:59,226 Lou, jackalope has half a foot-- 717 00:50:59,393 --> 00:51:01,361 Jeanie, enough! 718 00:51:01,863 --> 00:51:04,431 They were animal attacks. Clear and simple. 719 00:51:05,499 --> 00:51:06,568 But fine. 720 00:51:06,701 --> 00:51:08,636 If I had to figure someone to be guilty, 721 00:51:08,803 --> 00:51:09,904 wouldn't be anyone here. 722 00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:11,906 It'd be the person who's missing. 723 00:51:12,272 --> 00:51:13,541 Think about that. 724 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,149 How you doing, Walburg? 725 00:51:27,254 --> 00:51:29,089 Not right now, Sally. 726 00:51:30,123 --> 00:51:31,491 It's time to judge 727 00:51:31,626 --> 00:51:34,662 the funny bunny costume contest. 728 00:51:37,865 --> 00:51:39,033 As we all know, 729 00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:40,735 the winner gets to be the Easter Bunny 730 00:51:40,868 --> 00:51:42,937 at tomorrow' celebration. 731 00:51:43,538 --> 00:51:46,340 All right, so let's meet our contestants. 732 00:51:46,507 --> 00:51:50,612 Let's hear it for contestant A! 733 00:51:54,882 --> 00:51:56,183 Look at you! 734 00:51:59,887 --> 00:52:01,221 What about 735 00:52:01,355 --> 00:52:04,257 contestant B? 736 00:52:08,161 --> 00:52:10,197 Jesus! 737 00:52:16,571 --> 00:52:19,239 You guys have me standing next to a dead guy? 738 00:52:21,441 --> 00:52:24,244 I warned all of you. 739 00:52:25,178 --> 00:52:28,148 Now have a taste 740 00:52:28,281 --> 00:52:30,918 of God's justice. 741 00:52:31,052 --> 00:52:33,054 I implore you all 742 00:52:33,186 --> 00:52:37,091 to cease your sinful ways. 743 00:52:37,257 --> 00:52:38,358 Sinful? 744 00:52:38,492 --> 00:52:40,895 We've been celebrating his glory. 745 00:52:41,062 --> 00:52:43,031 Open your eyes, Marylou. 746 00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:46,000 God is not happy. 747 00:52:46,134 --> 00:52:48,301 God better be happy 748 00:52:48,468 --> 00:52:52,140 'cause I have been working my ass off for him. 749 00:52:52,272 --> 00:52:56,243 We will be all punished. 750 00:52:57,612 --> 00:53:01,314 It is the end of days! 751 00:53:06,521 --> 00:53:10,124 All right. All right. Everyone let's just calm down. 752 00:53:10,290 --> 00:53:12,259 I mean, accidents happen. 753 00:53:12,426 --> 00:53:14,162 You know, stress, that's the real killer 754 00:53:14,294 --> 00:53:16,931 in this country, as you can see. 755 00:53:17,431 --> 00:53:21,301 Tell you what, why don't we let the authorit-- 756 00:53:21,435 --> 00:53:23,336 I mean, my office... 757 00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:24,939 ...look into this and, uh, 758 00:53:25,073 --> 00:53:27,642 y'all just head on home, get a little sleep. 759 00:53:27,809 --> 00:53:29,577 That way we're all bright eyed and bushy tailed 760 00:53:29,744 --> 00:53:31,112 for the main event. 761 00:53:31,612 --> 00:53:32,880 Ain't that right, Marylou? 762 00:53:33,014 --> 00:53:35,817 That's right, Mayor Lou. 763 00:53:36,784 --> 00:53:40,188 Have a blessed evening, Walburg. 764 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,256 Everything-- everything's fine. 765 00:53:43,390 --> 00:53:44,826 Fine. 766 00:53:44,959 --> 00:53:47,494 Thank you. Get home safe. 767 00:53:52,232 --> 00:53:55,636 -So, I guess we should-- -Yeah. 768 00:54:01,308 --> 00:54:02,977 -Oh, God! -It's okay. 769 00:54:03,111 --> 00:54:04,244 Sally! 770 00:54:04,645 --> 00:54:07,815 Well, that sure as shit didn't go as planned. 771 00:54:07,949 --> 00:54:08,950 What now? 772 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,852 I'm going home. It's over. 773 00:54:10,985 --> 00:54:13,654 -You're just gonna give up? -What about Lance? 774 00:54:15,255 --> 00:54:18,092 You heard what the mayor said in there about him. 775 00:54:18,226 --> 00:54:20,393 Lance has nothing to do with this. 776 00:54:20,528 --> 00:54:22,864 Look, I know you wanna defend him, 777 00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:24,297 and I get that. 778 00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:26,934 But for the past few years, 779 00:54:27,101 --> 00:54:30,037 Lance has been nothing but lazy, 780 00:54:30,204 --> 00:54:32,206 mean and drunk. 781 00:54:32,339 --> 00:54:33,608 So what? 782 00:54:34,509 --> 00:54:36,309 You think Lance is guilty now too? 783 00:54:36,744 --> 00:54:40,014 Megan said memory loss 784 00:54:40,148 --> 00:54:41,215 and confusion. 785 00:54:41,983 --> 00:54:43,851 Guess who keeps waking up in weird places 786 00:54:43,985 --> 00:54:45,686 not knowing how the hell they got there? 787 00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:49,257 Sweetie, it's called sleep deprivation. 788 00:54:49,757 --> 00:54:52,059 It's also called drinking too much. 789 00:54:52,226 --> 00:54:56,396 And besides you have two gorgeously proportion feet. 790 00:54:56,531 --> 00:54:58,733 -Jeanie. Jeanie. -Let her go. 791 00:55:02,270 --> 00:55:05,072 -You don't think-- -She just needs to sleep it off. 792 00:55:05,807 --> 00:55:08,142 I'll post up outside her place. 793 00:55:08,276 --> 00:55:09,510 Keep an eye. 794 00:55:13,781 --> 00:55:15,817 Shit! You're my ride, Megan! 795 00:55:16,951 --> 00:55:18,019 Shit! 796 00:55:24,091 --> 00:55:28,129 Well, Easter is ruined. 797 00:55:28,262 --> 00:55:30,665 -I'm ruined. -Don't say that. 798 00:55:30,798 --> 00:55:32,465 A bloody male corpse is a central theme 799 00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:33,601 of every Easter. 800 00:55:33,768 --> 00:55:35,236 It's very on brand. 801 00:55:35,603 --> 00:55:38,272 Hey, those are for the town! 802 00:55:38,438 --> 00:55:39,774 Yeah, well, Pooky is eating it. 803 00:55:39,907 --> 00:55:42,375 Pooky is the gosh darn love of my life. 804 00:55:42,543 --> 00:55:44,645 And what have you done for me lately, husband? 805 00:55:45,279 --> 00:55:47,949 Now stop breathing all over my culinary achievements 806 00:55:48,082 --> 00:55:49,349 and get out! 807 00:55:50,818 --> 00:55:52,385 on my heart. 808 00:55:57,124 --> 00:55:58,759 That's okay. 809 00:55:58,893 --> 00:56:01,596 I can't do it. 810 00:56:06,968 --> 00:56:08,435 About time. 811 00:56:08,603 --> 00:56:10,403 Goddammit Sam! 812 00:56:10,571 --> 00:56:11,739 You gonna get somebody killed. 813 00:56:11,873 --> 00:56:13,373 I tried to tell you at the dance, 814 00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:16,443 I am this close to finding its layer. 815 00:56:16,611 --> 00:56:18,145 Okay, I've been doing a lot of research. 816 00:56:18,312 --> 00:56:19,914 I found all these old articles 817 00:56:20,047 --> 00:56:21,349 from the first time this happened. 818 00:56:21,515 --> 00:56:24,919 Kids, Jeanie, kids are next. 819 00:56:25,052 --> 00:56:27,154 Then go kill it. 820 00:56:27,288 --> 00:56:28,455 Get on with it then. 821 00:56:28,856 --> 00:56:31,592 Well, but I thought that you know, you wanna come. 822 00:56:31,759 --> 00:56:33,460 You thought wrong, Sam. 823 00:56:33,628 --> 00:56:35,462 I don't have time for your theories. 824 00:56:35,630 --> 00:56:36,664 You're a freak! 825 00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:41,102 Lance is the only one who likes you and he's gone. 826 00:56:42,236 --> 00:56:45,973 So get the hell off my porch and leave me the fuck alone! 827 00:57:36,123 --> 00:57:37,191 Lance? 828 00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:42,063 Lance? 829 00:58:58,372 --> 00:58:59,640 No. 830 00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:04,578 It's not me! 831 00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:07,214 It's not me! 832 00:59:08,783 --> 00:59:10,551 It's not me! 833 00:59:11,719 --> 00:59:13,054 It's not me! 834 01:00:12,547 --> 01:00:14,048 Lance! 835 01:00:17,952 --> 01:00:21,388 -You're alive. -Am I? 836 01:00:23,525 --> 01:00:24,892 What are you doing? 837 01:00:25,025 --> 01:00:27,328 I'm looking for something I left behind. 838 01:00:28,929 --> 01:00:32,233 Oh, Lance, I've been so worried. 839 01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:33,968 Why is that, huh? 840 01:00:34,502 --> 01:00:37,004 You did this to me. 841 01:00:44,645 --> 01:00:45,580 Shit! 842 01:00:45,713 --> 01:00:46,981 You've been pushing me away. 843 01:00:47,114 --> 01:00:49,116 You've been pushing me away for a long time. 844 01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:50,251 I wanna fix this. 845 01:00:50,417 --> 01:00:52,453 -Please, please tell me-- -You can't! 846 01:00:52,587 --> 01:00:54,421 You know, I was about halfway to New Mexico. 847 01:00:54,589 --> 01:00:58,125 I had to turn around, I had to look you in your eyes 848 01:00:58,292 --> 01:01:01,061 so you could see the man that you broke. 849 01:01:01,195 --> 01:01:03,497 Damn it, Jeanie, how could you lay in that bed 850 01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:04,932 after what you did? 851 01:01:05,099 --> 01:01:06,535 -I haven't. -How am I supposed to believe 852 01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:07,968 anything that you say? 853 01:01:08,102 --> 01:01:10,871 -Lance, please, we can-- -Don't fucking touch me! 854 01:01:11,005 --> 01:01:12,574 Here, bunny, bunny. 855 01:01:17,144 --> 01:01:21,315 Here, bunny FuFu hopping through the street. 856 01:01:22,183 --> 01:01:25,819 Come and meet my crossbow, and die at my feet. 857 01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:29,290 You have no idea what it's like to be betrayed 858 01:01:29,423 --> 01:01:31,859 by the only woman you ever cared about. 859 01:01:32,026 --> 01:01:34,395 Oh, Lance. 860 01:02:08,963 --> 01:02:11,332 I tried to pull myself up! 861 01:02:27,682 --> 01:02:30,685 Feels like my heart's being ripped out of my chest. 862 01:02:30,818 --> 01:02:34,922 You're gonna have to do better than that, you furry fucker! 863 01:02:43,130 --> 01:02:44,465 We can get through this. 864 01:02:44,599 --> 01:02:46,534 We can get through anything if we just talk. 865 01:02:46,701 --> 01:02:50,505 I have nothing left to say to you, Jeanie. 866 01:03:02,950 --> 01:03:04,385 Well, you can't just leave without me, 867 01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:06,320 letting me say my piece. 868 01:03:06,854 --> 01:03:09,189 I am done listening to you. 869 01:03:09,323 --> 01:03:12,359 The only thing left to do now... 870 01:03:13,695 --> 01:03:15,863 is to kill that son of a bitch! 871 01:03:16,030 --> 01:03:18,432 No, Lance, please wait. 872 01:03:18,932 --> 01:03:21,835 Don't. Wait. Wait. 873 01:03:22,637 --> 01:03:24,706 Lance! Lance! 874 01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:55,936 Megan. No, Megan. 875 01:04:28,268 --> 01:04:30,505 Hey! Marylou doesn't like running. 876 01:04:35,909 --> 01:04:37,378 I don't know if I wanna do this. 877 01:04:37,545 --> 01:04:39,514 That's too bad, the actual winner of the contest 878 01:04:39,647 --> 01:04:41,683 was brutally murdered so you are all we got. 879 01:04:41,816 --> 01:04:44,885 So listen here Josh boy, this is a great honor. 880 01:04:45,219 --> 01:04:47,689 Your whole life has been leading up to this moment. 881 01:04:47,822 --> 01:04:49,456 Bring honor to Palooza. 882 01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:52,259 Being the gosh darned Easter Bunny. 883 01:04:52,426 --> 01:04:55,797 Now I want you to say it, "I am the Easter Bunny!" 884 01:04:55,929 --> 01:04:58,332 I am the Easter Bunny. 885 01:04:59,166 --> 01:05:00,769 I am the bunny! 886 01:05:00,901 --> 01:05:01,969 Good. 887 01:05:02,436 --> 01:05:03,872 Now I want you to go out there, 888 01:05:04,037 --> 01:05:05,840 show those kids some wonder. 889 01:05:05,973 --> 01:05:08,475 All I have is wonder in my heart. 890 01:05:08,643 --> 01:05:09,943 Yeah. 891 01:05:15,717 --> 01:05:16,718 Check. 892 01:05:23,858 --> 01:05:26,594 Okay, this will be fun. 893 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,334 Bunny hands. 894 01:05:35,068 --> 01:05:38,338 Who wants to meet the Easter Bunny? 895 01:05:38,472 --> 01:05:39,940 Me! 896 01:05:40,107 --> 01:05:41,241 All right, come on, let's go find him. 897 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:42,777 Come on, let's go find him. 898 01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:45,547 Five, six, seven, eight. 899 01:06:37,998 --> 01:06:41,201 Hey! Stop it! 900 01:06:41,368 --> 01:06:43,505 Or I'm gonna shove these baskets so far up your rectum 901 01:06:43,638 --> 01:06:45,439 you would shit liquid for a month. 902 01:06:52,079 --> 01:06:55,282 Hey, hey, where the hell have you been? 903 01:06:55,449 --> 01:06:57,351 Is this Megan's jacket? 904 01:06:57,519 --> 01:06:59,319 Y'all need to get the hell out of here. 905 01:06:59,721 --> 01:07:02,857 The jackalope, he's targeting kids next. 906 01:07:02,991 --> 01:07:04,157 And Lance's back. 907 01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:05,693 Did he fucking do something to you? 908 01:07:05,827 --> 01:07:08,897 No, he didn't do this to me. I did this to him. 909 01:07:09,029 --> 01:07:10,297 Carol. 910 01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:15,202 I cheated. 911 01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:17,137 -That's why he left. -What? 912 01:07:17,271 --> 01:07:20,073 When? How? What the hell? 913 01:07:20,207 --> 01:07:22,376 I know. It's all my fault. 914 01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:24,478 But I don't wanna do any more damage. 915 01:07:24,646 --> 01:07:28,148 There's no damage. Shit! You think he's the jackalope? 916 01:07:28,282 --> 01:07:30,384 I don't know, it just all makes perfect sense. 917 01:07:30,518 --> 01:07:33,120 But I've gotta stop him now. 918 01:07:33,253 --> 01:07:34,722 He's not here, honey. 919 01:07:34,889 --> 01:07:36,223 What about Lou? 920 01:07:40,494 --> 01:07:41,563 Yo, Lou. 921 01:07:57,277 --> 01:07:58,613 Mr. Mayor! 922 01:07:58,746 --> 01:08:01,616 Lance Cooper as I live and breathe. 923 01:08:01,749 --> 01:08:03,618 I was wondering when we'd have ourselves a little chat. 924 01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:08,056 Oh, good, nothing worth the while 925 01:08:08,221 --> 01:08:09,624 would come out of your mouth anyway. 926 01:08:09,757 --> 01:08:11,859 Probably why Jeanie came around looking for 927 01:08:12,026 --> 01:08:13,061 a little something extra. 928 01:08:13,226 --> 01:08:15,530 Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! 929 01:08:17,364 --> 01:08:19,567 Jeanie deserves better than both of us. 930 01:08:19,734 --> 01:08:21,536 Well, honestly, you can have her. 931 01:08:21,669 --> 01:08:24,304 She's gone little batshit since you left anyway. 932 01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:27,642 Do you mind? 933 01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:33,548 Well, you need to take it easy, cowboy. 934 01:08:34,649 --> 01:08:37,117 Don't make me split that pretty little head in two. 935 01:08:37,852 --> 01:08:40,420 Show everyone here how little there is inside. 936 01:08:40,555 --> 01:08:43,925 You know what, leave the family heirlooms alone. 937 01:08:44,058 --> 01:08:45,860 I'm gonna step outside for a jiff, 938 01:08:46,027 --> 01:08:47,394 let y'all figure that out. 939 01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:54,002 -I've been doing her a favor. -Get on with it. 940 01:08:57,772 --> 01:09:00,942 Carol, you gotta get out of here. 941 01:09:01,075 --> 01:09:02,944 Jim, it's time to go! 942 01:09:03,077 --> 01:09:04,879 Oh, but I haven't. 943 01:09:05,013 --> 01:09:06,279 Come on. 944 01:09:09,149 --> 01:09:11,986 That's unusual. 945 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,087 Everybody! 946 01:09:14,889 --> 01:09:18,425 Run! 947 01:09:21,495 --> 01:09:23,898 Run! 948 01:09:24,032 --> 01:09:25,600 Come on! 949 01:09:42,382 --> 01:09:44,919 Save Easter! 950 01:09:46,821 --> 01:09:48,623 Fuck Easter! 951 01:09:54,962 --> 01:09:57,732 - Cheers! - Cheers. 952 01:09:57,899 --> 01:10:01,903 Cheers! 953 01:10:06,107 --> 01:10:07,942 Not the Bagel Bites! 954 01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:19,654 Holy hell! Sally? 955 01:10:19,821 --> 01:10:21,354 Not my pearls. 956 01:10:21,522 --> 01:10:23,624 Oh, my God! 957 01:10:24,092 --> 01:10:25,126 What happened? Talk to me. 958 01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:27,795 Bunnies. Bunnies of hell! 959 01:10:27,962 --> 01:10:31,231 Jesus! You, come on. We gotta do something. 960 01:10:31,364 --> 01:10:32,867 You got this, cowboy, 961 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,736 I-- I'm gonna stay right here with her. 962 01:10:34,869 --> 01:10:36,938 -The girl needs looking at. -Shit, man, gimme your gun. 963 01:10:37,071 --> 01:10:38,973 A gentleman is never parted with his pistol. 964 01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:45,378 Mr. Mayor, so chivalrous. 965 01:10:45,513 --> 01:10:47,048 Well, the captain goes down with his ship. 966 01:10:47,181 --> 01:10:49,817 Captain. My captain. 967 01:11:24,886 --> 01:11:26,286 Shoot it! 968 01:11:27,555 --> 01:11:28,923 It's not loaded. 969 01:11:32,593 --> 01:11:35,295 Fucking Easter. 970 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,269 Please, no, no, no, no. 971 01:11:41,434 --> 01:11:42,904 You-- you can't kill me, Easter Bunny. 972 01:11:59,921 --> 01:12:01,556 Fucking Easter. 973 01:12:11,165 --> 01:12:12,800 Oh, God. 974 01:12:12,967 --> 01:12:15,236 Come on. We gotta help those people. 975 01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:26,647 Lance, it's not you. 976 01:12:26,781 --> 01:12:29,183 - You are not him. - What? Huh? Come on. 977 01:12:29,317 --> 01:12:30,483 Get the fuck out of here. 978 01:12:30,651 --> 01:12:32,452 Jeanie! 979 01:12:36,123 --> 01:12:38,860 No! Lance! 980 01:12:39,026 --> 01:12:42,530 No! No! No! 981 01:12:42,697 --> 01:12:45,933 -No! No! -Jeanie! 982 01:12:47,902 --> 01:12:48,870 No! 983 01:13:09,924 --> 01:13:11,424 Ah! Fuck. 984 01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:32,847 What can I give of myself 985 01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:36,017 to be pardon for their sins? 986 01:14:02,475 --> 01:14:03,811 Help! 987 01:14:07,581 --> 01:14:08,883 Help! 988 01:14:10,651 --> 01:14:12,119 Somebody! 989 01:14:17,959 --> 01:14:19,026 Help! 990 01:14:23,931 --> 01:14:25,032 Somebody! 991 01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,233 Lance? 992 01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:37,078 Nicey! I knew I'd find you. 993 01:14:37,611 --> 01:14:39,780 Oh, Sam, you beautiful asshole. 994 01:14:39,914 --> 01:14:42,183 Oh, I missed you, buddy. 995 01:14:42,850 --> 01:14:45,720 Hey, looks like the jackalope has chosen you 996 01:14:45,886 --> 01:14:47,487 for a special execution. 997 01:14:47,621 --> 01:14:50,257 Dude, are you lucky or what? 998 01:14:50,391 --> 01:14:52,994 Yeah, I'm a real lot winner, Sam. 999 01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:57,031 My leg's busted. I-- I can't walk. 1000 01:14:59,533 --> 01:15:01,268 No problemo, friendo. 1001 01:15:03,471 --> 01:15:06,507 Okay, lay of the land... 1002 01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:08,342 Huh, hey, we got kind of 1003 01:15:08,509 --> 01:15:11,245 a tricky landscape here. 1004 01:15:12,980 --> 01:15:14,582 What? 1005 01:15:14,715 --> 01:15:16,083 It's like three feet. 1006 01:15:16,217 --> 01:15:18,619 Hey, you know I never made it out of Walburg. 1007 01:15:18,753 --> 01:15:21,322 Just, give me a second to figure this out. 1008 01:15:21,789 --> 01:15:22,923 Triangulate. 1009 01:15:23,057 --> 01:15:25,226 Okay, sun's there, which means-- 1010 01:15:27,094 --> 01:15:29,930 Shit, you know what? I'm gonna go get help, okay? 1011 01:15:30,064 --> 01:15:31,699 -Two seconds. -Wait, Sam! 1012 01:15:31,866 --> 01:15:34,368 Sam, you-- you can't leave me here. 1013 01:15:34,502 --> 01:15:36,637 Sam, wait! Wait! 1014 01:15:37,471 --> 01:15:39,240 Sam! 1015 01:15:39,373 --> 01:15:40,674 Fuck! 1016 01:15:51,452 --> 01:15:53,320 Fucking Marylou. 1017 01:15:57,858 --> 01:15:59,827 Oh, just kill me! 1018 01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:02,263 I have nothing to live for anyway. 1019 01:16:02,396 --> 01:16:05,633 That monster bopped my sweet Pooky on the head, 1020 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,069 and sent her to the good Lord. 1021 01:16:08,202 --> 01:16:09,870 Oh, Pooky. 1022 01:16:10,004 --> 01:16:13,340 Marylou, I promise she's in a much better place, okay? 1023 01:16:13,508 --> 01:16:14,775 I-- I really, really mean that. 1024 01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:21,315 Code red! Code red! Code red! 1025 01:16:21,482 --> 01:16:23,217 I found Lance. I found Lance. 1026 01:16:23,384 --> 01:16:25,520 He's over the yonder. He's in the creek bed. 1027 01:16:25,686 --> 01:16:26,687 He's in real bad shape. 1028 01:16:26,887 --> 01:16:28,289 Take us to him right now. 1029 01:16:28,422 --> 01:16:29,824 See, I knew y'all needed me. 1030 01:16:29,957 --> 01:16:32,726 -Oh, I'm coming too. -No, you're definitely not. 1031 01:16:32,860 --> 01:16:34,495 What kinda help could you possibly be? 1032 01:16:34,662 --> 01:16:36,197 This kind. 1033 01:16:37,832 --> 01:16:39,266 Jesus, Marylou, 1034 01:16:39,433 --> 01:16:41,802 are you in some kind of militia for Christ? 1035 01:16:41,936 --> 01:16:43,938 Um, is that a grenade? 1036 01:16:44,105 --> 01:16:47,141 Guns don't kill people, I do. 1037 01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:09,997 Sam? Sam? Sam, is that you? 1038 01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:17,738 Son of a bitch. 1039 01:17:20,441 --> 01:17:22,343 Oh, hey there, Lance. 1040 01:17:22,476 --> 01:17:24,411 No, it's not Sam, it's me. 1041 01:17:24,579 --> 01:17:26,213 Oh, you Eugene, thank God. 1042 01:17:27,081 --> 01:17:30,718 Well, well, well twisted my tongue to licorice. 1043 01:17:30,885 --> 01:17:32,853 Don't tell me that old football ACL injury 1044 01:17:32,987 --> 01:17:35,723 - is acting up on you. - Yeah. 1045 01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:37,191 Give me a hand now, would you? 1046 01:17:38,859 --> 01:17:40,961 I mean... 1047 01:17:41,095 --> 01:17:43,565 as long as you say the magic word. 1048 01:17:43,898 --> 01:17:46,200 Come on, jackass. 1049 01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:48,936 Quit playing around. Help me out. 1050 01:17:52,406 --> 01:17:55,342 Those ain't the magic words at all. 1051 01:17:57,612 --> 01:17:58,879 Manners... 1052 01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:02,016 they go a long way. 1053 01:18:09,123 --> 01:18:12,326 It ain't jackass, jackass. 1054 01:18:12,493 --> 01:18:13,427 It's... 1055 01:18:16,631 --> 01:18:17,965 You're the-- 1056 01:18:18,799 --> 01:18:20,734 ...jackalope! 1057 01:18:20,868 --> 01:18:23,804 Jackalope! 1058 01:18:25,574 --> 01:18:26,941 And you're shitting blood eggs? 1059 01:18:27,074 --> 01:18:29,810 Hey, I dug a hole first, 1060 01:18:29,944 --> 01:18:33,280 and it's perfectly fucking natural! 1061 01:18:33,447 --> 01:18:35,416 Now I know what you're thinking, Lance. 1062 01:18:35,550 --> 01:18:37,718 I did all this for love. 1063 01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:40,721 Every year she works herself into a tizzy 1064 01:18:40,888 --> 01:18:42,957 over this collusion nonsense. 1065 01:18:43,090 --> 01:18:45,726 And everyone in this God forsaken town 1066 01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:47,428 makes her miserable. 1067 01:18:47,596 --> 01:18:49,430 And what about me? 1068 01:18:49,564 --> 01:18:51,966 But I never did a thing to Marylou. 1069 01:18:53,133 --> 01:18:56,605 She lusts for you. 1070 01:18:56,770 --> 01:19:00,040 And now that that filthy Pooky is gone, 1071 01:19:00,174 --> 01:19:03,210 and you gone, she'll have no choice 1072 01:19:03,377 --> 01:19:06,981 but to let me back in her bed forever. 1073 01:19:14,355 --> 01:19:15,523 Get him, girl. 1074 01:19:15,690 --> 01:19:16,991 Hey you! 1075 01:19:28,502 --> 01:19:30,204 Oh, hey there, Jeanie. 1076 01:19:31,805 --> 01:19:33,774 Eugene? 1077 01:19:35,876 --> 01:19:39,413 You took my Pooky from me. 1078 01:19:39,581 --> 01:19:42,349 Now there'd be no more distraction for our love. 1079 01:19:42,483 --> 01:19:44,985 If you were the less man on earth, 1080 01:19:45,119 --> 01:19:47,454 I still wouldn't love you. 1081 01:19:47,622 --> 01:19:49,591 Is that right? 1082 01:19:50,324 --> 01:19:52,459 You wouldn't hurt wifey now, would you? 1083 01:19:54,128 --> 01:19:56,731 Wifey who makes me eat from a fucking bowl 1084 01:19:56,864 --> 01:20:00,334 on the ground while you and Pooky eat at the table! 1085 01:20:00,501 --> 01:20:01,935 It's backwards, Marylou! 1086 01:20:02,102 --> 01:20:04,905 Pooky is a dog, I'm a man. 1087 01:20:05,039 --> 01:20:07,408 Now I don't see a man. 1088 01:20:07,742 --> 01:20:09,310 I see a fur ball 1089 01:20:09,476 --> 01:20:12,446 who's lost the little respect I had for him. 1090 01:20:12,580 --> 01:20:16,785 Well, I ain't no fur ball, I'm the jackalope. 1091 01:20:16,950 --> 01:20:18,653 A jackalope that's fixing 1092 01:20:18,787 --> 01:20:20,954 to teach his wife a little lesson. 1093 01:20:21,955 --> 01:20:24,158 A bit outnumbered, aren't you? 1094 01:20:30,364 --> 01:20:33,867 Yeehaw! 1095 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:42,476 Yeehaw! 1096 01:21:08,268 --> 01:21:11,038 Come on, you piece of junk. 1097 01:21:16,611 --> 01:21:18,278 No, no, no. 1098 01:21:18,713 --> 01:21:21,716 Son of a bitch can never do anything for himself. 1099 01:21:21,850 --> 01:21:23,718 He was always a little off. 1100 01:21:24,118 --> 01:21:25,986 Do y'all remember playing whack-a-mole? 1101 01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,656 Hell, yeah. You bet ya. 1102 01:21:28,823 --> 01:21:30,491 Let's do this. Go! 1103 01:21:34,194 --> 01:21:35,730 Hey, Eugene! 1104 01:21:35,896 --> 01:21:37,197 You said you were a man, 1105 01:21:37,364 --> 01:21:39,099 get back here and fight like a man! 1106 01:21:40,835 --> 01:21:42,436 Little help down here? 1107 01:21:42,970 --> 01:21:44,672 - Lance? - Marylou! 1108 01:21:45,038 --> 01:21:47,074 Eugene! 1109 01:21:47,207 --> 01:21:48,576 Hey, Jeanie? 1110 01:21:48,710 --> 01:21:52,279 Die you stupid rabbits! 1111 01:22:11,699 --> 01:22:14,034 What the-- Oh, my God! 1112 01:22:19,239 --> 01:22:21,141 Oh, baby. 1113 01:22:21,543 --> 01:22:22,710 I'm coming. 1114 01:22:25,145 --> 01:22:26,947 Oh, God, baby. 1115 01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,982 -Pull. -I'm trying to-- 1116 01:22:29,116 --> 01:22:30,117 -I can't. -Oh, God! 1117 01:22:30,284 --> 01:22:32,587 Baby, I'm sorry. Baby, come on. 1118 01:22:35,690 --> 01:22:37,625 Jeanie! Jeanie! 1119 01:22:37,759 --> 01:22:41,228 The head. It has to be the head. 1120 01:22:44,799 --> 01:22:46,366 Sam! 1121 01:22:54,909 --> 01:22:56,977 Goddammit! Sam! 1122 01:22:59,514 --> 01:23:03,551 Fuck you, you goddarn jackalope! 1123 01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:12,359 Goddammit, Sam. 1124 01:23:12,894 --> 01:23:15,062 No! Oh, fuck's sake. 1125 01:23:15,195 --> 01:23:16,798 And the dick? Oh, fuck. 1126 01:23:16,931 --> 01:23:19,099 Goddammit, Sam! No! 1127 01:23:19,701 --> 01:23:23,203 You figured it out, buddy. You figured it out. 1128 01:23:28,308 --> 01:23:29,577 For Walden. 1129 01:23:30,612 --> 01:23:32,045 Walburg. 1130 01:23:32,179 --> 01:23:33,447 Oh. 1131 01:23:35,382 --> 01:23:38,085 No. 1132 01:23:59,774 --> 01:24:02,409 Kids, stay in the car! 1133 01:24:07,114 --> 01:24:08,716 Hot potato. 1134 01:24:09,851 --> 01:24:12,319 Oh, my God. 1135 01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:15,122 - Oh, my God, Carol. Carol. - Stay here. 1136 01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:18,626 Oh, gross. 1137 01:24:19,961 --> 01:24:23,163 All the people that come for when I'm dying. 1138 01:24:23,297 --> 01:24:26,433 Fuck you! 1139 01:24:26,601 --> 01:24:27,702 Fuck you! 1140 01:24:28,235 --> 01:24:29,837 Shut your stupid mouth, 1141 01:24:30,004 --> 01:24:31,673 you ain't gonna die. 1142 01:24:33,173 --> 01:24:34,441 You little shit! 1143 01:24:37,879 --> 01:24:41,315 The rabbits, they got eyes on the sides of their heads. 1144 01:24:41,448 --> 01:24:44,519 320 degree field of vision. 1145 01:24:44,686 --> 01:24:46,020 Oh, Carol, 1146 01:24:46,186 --> 01:24:48,255 do you want your last words to be some stupid animal fact? 1147 01:24:48,422 --> 01:24:51,759 Listen, bitch! They got a blind spot. 1148 01:24:54,194 --> 01:24:56,129 Baby mamacita, you are a genius. 1149 01:24:56,263 --> 01:24:59,000 You're darn right tootin', she is. 1150 01:25:05,873 --> 01:25:06,841 Where are the kids? 1151 01:25:06,975 --> 01:25:07,942 They're in the car. Don't worry. 1152 01:25:08,076 --> 01:25:09,043 They have their iPads. 1153 01:25:09,176 --> 01:25:10,778 Okay. Are you okay? 1154 01:25:11,278 --> 01:25:13,014 -Yeah. I'm kind of sweating. -Okay. 1155 01:25:13,180 --> 01:25:14,314 Okay. I killed that fucking bunny. 1156 01:25:14,816 --> 01:25:16,684 Yeah, you could see me. I-- I was looking real manly. 1157 01:25:16,851 --> 01:25:19,087 Oh, later. Jim, later. 1158 01:25:19,252 --> 01:25:21,421 Okay. 1159 01:25:21,923 --> 01:25:23,591 Hey, husband! 1160 01:25:25,593 --> 01:25:27,095 What is it, Marylou? 1161 01:25:27,294 --> 01:25:28,663 What can I do for you now? 1162 01:25:28,830 --> 01:25:29,864 You can die. 1163 01:25:31,498 --> 01:25:32,800 Where did you go? 1164 01:25:32,967 --> 01:25:35,469 Hey! Stop! Where'd you go? 1165 01:25:35,603 --> 01:25:37,337 I'll shoot you in the face. 1166 01:25:37,471 --> 01:25:40,273 I can't see you when you stand there. 1167 01:25:40,407 --> 01:25:42,810 But I can see you just fine. 1168 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,935 Kill him, Jeanie, kill him! 1169 01:26:12,006 --> 01:26:13,273 Jeanie. 1170 01:26:18,946 --> 01:26:20,114 Happy Easter, Jeanie. 1171 01:26:20,247 --> 01:26:22,583 Happy Easter, bitch. 1172 01:27:29,884 --> 01:27:31,719 Can't be too careful, you know? 1173 01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:33,988 Yeah. 1174 01:27:34,488 --> 01:27:36,958 Sure, totally. 1175 01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:41,095 Hey, y'all, would-- would you get me outta here? 1176 01:27:41,596 --> 01:27:43,463 This thing's looking at me. 1177 01:27:48,903 --> 01:27:50,270 - Come on, baby. - Easy, easy. 1178 01:27:50,437 --> 01:27:51,672 Come on. 1179 01:27:52,507 --> 01:27:53,775 I got you. 1180 01:27:57,979 --> 01:27:59,046 Hello. 1181 01:27:59,180 --> 01:28:00,782 I'm here bleeding out. 1182 01:28:02,650 --> 01:28:04,351 I'm coming, baby mamacita. 1183 01:28:05,586 --> 01:28:06,754 Dammit! 1184 01:28:10,625 --> 01:28:11,893 It's a lot of blood. 1185 01:28:14,562 --> 01:28:16,798 It's okay. You will be all right. 1186 01:28:16,964 --> 01:28:17,999 Carol! 1187 01:28:20,635 --> 01:28:22,203 -Oh, shit! -Oh, fuck! 1188 01:28:22,335 --> 01:28:25,606 It's okay. Marylou looked after me. 1189 01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:27,875 We're friends now. 1190 01:28:28,009 --> 01:28:31,411 -Good. Good. -Awfully nice of you. 1191 01:28:31,546 --> 01:28:33,648 Okay, now get me to a fucking hospital! 1192 01:28:33,781 --> 01:28:35,616 All right. All right. Get her up. Get her up. 1193 01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:37,417 Get her up. Let's go. Let's go. 1194 01:28:39,754 --> 01:28:40,955 You look like shit. 1195 01:28:41,088 --> 01:28:42,355 I know. I know. 1196 01:28:43,490 --> 01:28:44,457 Don't touch me. Don't touch me. 1197 01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:46,060 I don't wanna touch you. 1198 01:28:46,194 --> 01:28:47,427 - Hi, Lance. - How you doing, Marylou? 1199 01:28:47,595 --> 01:28:48,996 Hey. 1200 01:29:27,902 --> 01:29:28,970 Hey. 1201 01:29:29,103 --> 01:29:30,171 How are you two feeling? 1202 01:29:30,905 --> 01:29:32,372 Not even two major surgeries 1203 01:29:32,540 --> 01:29:33,875 can keep this minx down on Shark Week. 1204 01:29:34,008 --> 01:29:36,443 And it's only reruns. 1205 01:29:40,047 --> 01:29:42,617 Oh, my God. Not in front of the kids. 1206 01:29:45,086 --> 01:29:46,888 Hey, y'all. 1207 01:29:47,021 --> 01:29:49,090 Fucking Marylou. 1208 01:29:49,223 --> 01:29:50,490 God, I love her. 1209 01:29:50,858 --> 01:29:53,995 I know it's been a difficult couple weeks for everyone. 1210 01:29:54,762 --> 01:29:56,797 Not everyone is here who should be. 1211 01:29:57,164 --> 01:29:58,966 Friends, family... 1212 01:30:00,101 --> 01:30:02,402 dogs. 1213 01:30:02,870 --> 01:30:05,773 But we are Walburgonians, 1214 01:30:05,940 --> 01:30:07,508 and we can get through anything. 1215 01:30:09,777 --> 01:30:12,213 Let's remember everyone we lost along the way. 1216 01:30:13,247 --> 01:30:17,585 Since we no longer have a pastor to eulogize, everyone, 1217 01:30:18,219 --> 01:30:21,555 please welcome my friend Jeanie Cooper. 1218 01:30:27,995 --> 01:30:30,097 Thank you, Marylou. 1219 01:30:34,168 --> 01:30:35,236 Hey, y'all. 1220 01:30:35,369 --> 01:30:36,804 Um... 1221 01:30:37,504 --> 01:30:41,474 well, um, I'm not the best with words... 1222 01:30:41,609 --> 01:30:45,079 but I had a few things to say about Megan. 1223 01:30:45,212 --> 01:30:48,448 She was someone who thought she was alone in this world. 1224 01:30:49,817 --> 01:30:51,552 She gave her life for this town. 1225 01:30:52,353 --> 01:30:55,523 And I hope she knows how much this town loved her back. 1226 01:30:57,758 --> 01:30:59,026 She was my friend... 1227 01:31:00,261 --> 01:31:01,295 and I'm gonna miss her. 1228 01:31:03,564 --> 01:31:06,634 So many special souls we've lost, 1229 01:31:06,801 --> 01:31:10,538 including Sam McCormick... 1230 01:31:10,671 --> 01:31:12,673 a true gift to the conspiracy world. 1231 01:31:13,140 --> 01:31:17,511 Sally Beans, a trusted assistant. 1232 01:31:17,645 --> 01:31:19,513 Annie Sue, the go-getter. 1233 01:31:20,514 --> 01:31:21,983 Mayor Lou... 1234 01:31:22,516 --> 01:31:24,585 Selfish prick. 1235 01:31:25,820 --> 01:31:28,189 And so, so many more. 1236 01:31:29,957 --> 01:31:32,026 May their memories... 1237 01:31:32,159 --> 01:31:34,729 always bring us joy. 1238 01:31:39,467 --> 01:31:41,035 Maybe a bit rusty... 1239 01:31:41,702 --> 01:31:43,004 but, uh... 1240 01:31:44,071 --> 01:31:47,108 this goes out to everyone we've lost this Easter. 1241 01:32:50,337 --> 01:32:51,605 We'll miss you. 1242 01:32:55,076 --> 01:32:57,745 Oh, Jeanie, that was wonderful. 1243 01:33:12,927 --> 01:33:15,729 Oh, for fuck's sake! 1244 01:33:15,863 --> 01:33:17,665 That's not good. 1245 01:33:17,798 --> 01:33:19,366 You think, honey? 1246 01:33:22,903 --> 01:33:24,605 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1247 01:34:18,859 --> 01:34:20,327 Well, shit! 1248 01:34:22,730 --> 01:34:23,998 Yep.