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（麥克）

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-喂
-還在加班啊？

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對啊，再一下就好，別等我

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-我到家傳訊跟你說
-好

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對了，我聽到一個超恐怖的鬼故事

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妳一定愛，我傳連結給妳

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好啊，掰啦

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這是最近發生的事

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我有個朋友很常一個人在辦公室

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加班到很晚

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有天晚上

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她跟平常一樣一個人在辦公室

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當時大概10點15分

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突然間，燈光開始閃爍起來

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她沒想太多

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想說可能只是電壓不穩

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但接下來…

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燈光全部熄滅

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靠

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3號完成，接下來

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各位，驚喜預備

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麥克，就位

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去問她吧

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妳願意嫁給我嗎？

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靠！靠！靠！

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妳願意嫁給我嗎？

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願意！

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幸好影片大瘋傳

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不然麥克和普拉會把我們大卸八塊

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算了吧

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普拉沒死算我們好狗運

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那台嘟嘟車到底從哪冒出來的

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阿飛，你怎麼沒去封路？

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我在演鬼，記得嗎？

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臉還被踹了一腳

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妳也在啊

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-怎麼不去封路？
-死肥仔

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-妳說…
-好了好了

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我們差點害死人家

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付完醫藥費，根本沒賺什麼錢

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不趕快找新客戶，就要喝西北風啦

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-不用擔心啦
-妳找到客戶了？

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我有跟天童愛凱許願

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等我啦

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我說

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妳這怪咖也太迷信

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妳的生活也沒變更好吧

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少迷信了

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有完沒完？

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超甜的啦

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又來了

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妳也吐得太噁了吧

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不能吐得淑女一點嗎？

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一定會有婚禮讓妳不會想吐

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說不定就是妳的婚禮喔

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不可能

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她不可能會想吐？

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她不可能會結婚

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-沒錯
-噁爛欸

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我這輩子不可能結婚

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話別說太早

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說不定會有王子騎著白馬跑來娶妳

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要是真有

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他一定是瘋了

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告訴你們

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我才懶得找老公咧

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是喔？

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賤人

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嗨，莎薇，什麼事？

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這樣啊，好喔，謝謝

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-什麼事？
-我許的願應驗了

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（小印度區）

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全世界好像講好了要一起結婚似的

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我們公司同時接到四場婚禮

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我怕把事情搞砸，被客戶投訴

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我們兩家公司一直有在合作

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你們願意接一場嗎？

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我不會抽佣金

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謝謝

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印度婚禮的大小細節

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我會寄給你們，當你們的顧問

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還會派布艾協助你們

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-你們願意…
-願意

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讓她講完

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不然會被發現我們很缺

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預算高達好幾百萬

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成交！現在付訂金？

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她動作比我還快

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但我們從沒辦過印度婚禮

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很簡單啦

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搞定MSP就行

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MSP啊？

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MSP！

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什麼意思？

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意思就是曼蒂、晚會和七圈

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知道是什麼嗎？

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誰知道

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完全不用擔心

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我會拿之前的婚禮影片給你們參考

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看了你們就知道

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-妳…
-這什麼？好好吃喔！

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-玫瑰小丸子
-玫瑰小丸子

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-妳…
-哇，顏色超爆美！

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這什麼？

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那是糖耳朵

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-妳…
-這超脆的啦

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那是咖哩餃

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配印度奶茶一起吃
包準馬上升天！

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-妳…
-哇！

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夠了！吃什麼吃，現在在談生意

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小心我一腳踢飛你

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莉莎她迦梨女神上身了！

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亂講，她比迦梨女神還嗆！

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妳們兩個聯手欺負人家

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妳有那對新人的資料嗎？

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來吧

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靠！

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靠！

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怎麼了？

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她前男友

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靠！

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（莫妮卡）

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（雙戒婚顧公司）

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好，我馬上到

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-那是茱恩小姐婚禮用的嗎？
-對

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-放工作室
-好

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聽說妳得知新郎是亞倫先生超驚嚇

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為什麼？

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故事是這樣的，布艾

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阿飛！

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這愛情故事，那時你還小

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好多年以前，一切超瘋狂

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莉莎剛畢業

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馬上留學去

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歡迎來到英國

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在那大英國，打工養自己

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在泰國餐廳，全身髒兮兮

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有天遇上了

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名叫亞倫的印度大帥哥

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喔耶耶，幸會了

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他是顧客，她是侍者

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四目相接，火花四濺

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當年的亞倫馬上變常客

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午餐加晚餐，有時加宵夜

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從嗨嗨妳好，變嗨嗨寶貝

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工作或聚會，從頭跟到尾

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活像小狗狗，跟前又跟後

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多麼幸福啊，一對小倆口

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就這樣在一起一整年

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她相信他就是對的人

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好聰明好完美好優秀

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她確認他就是對的人

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有天他卻突然說分手

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她一整個晴天大霹靂

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她以為他倆天生一對

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當朋友吧，莉莎

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永遠的好朋友

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我很好，我沒事，好朋友

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從此不再歡笑，突然變得…

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兩人相隔兩地，她卻還是…

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從此不看男人，她仍然在…

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忘不了那個人，她一直都…

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閉嘴！

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別聽這兩個小丑亂講

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她跟狗一樣嗆

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不對，她比狗嗆多了

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亞倫竟然要結婚了？

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他的臉書完全看不出來

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妹子，不會吧！

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妳在監視妳前男友嗎？

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也太悲哀了吧

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妳自己跟我說

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亞倫很少發文聊他的私生活

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你們在一起時，他從沒發文聊過

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我懂

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我同時交八個男友時
也從沒發文聊過

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少在那邊裝謙虛

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不行！老娘才不要幫亞倫辦婚禮

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不敢相信我們終於走到這步

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我一直夢想跟你分享這一刻

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等等

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不對！

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搞錯了吧，我們分手了

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你未婚妻呢？

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她就站在妳後面

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-死八婆
-不是

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夠了

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老娘還沒打夠呢

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莫莫

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搞屁喔

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（亞倫，莉莎）

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聽著，莉莎

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婚禮三天而已
準備工作也只要一個月

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為了錢，妳可以做到的，為了錢

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牙一咬就過去了

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（一個月後）

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（華欣）

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（婚禮開始）

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妳是怎樣？

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我想表現得自然一點

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緊張什麼？

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準備過程中

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你們見過八次了吧？

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視訊和面對面不一樣好嗎？

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他們來了

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莉莎！

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-嗨
-哈囉

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看看妳，哇！

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視訊歸視訊，親眼見到妳…

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天哪，太開心終於能面對面聊了

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我也是

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我要老實說

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臨時得知要換婚顧

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我一整個超不爽的

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後來發現是妳，我心想…

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真是太好了

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天哪，這一定是…

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一定是老天的安排

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就是啊，一定是

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她是怎樣？

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她想表現得自然一點

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抱歉，介紹妳們認識一下

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莫莫，親愛的
還在跟朋友講電話嗎？來

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比我們朋友正多了

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-要是我也會選她
-我有耳朵

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莉莎，這是我未婚妻，莫妮卡

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莫妮卡，這是我老友，莉莎

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嗨

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前女友對上未婚妻

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等著看呼巴掌大戰吧

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沒那麼誇張

234
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,541
少聽點八點檔連續劇

235
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:22,916
沒這回事，相信我

236
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:26,208
好開心終於見面了

237
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:29,291
妳給我們看的東西都好棒

238
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,916
妳和亞倫是老朋友

239
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,166
我們的婚禮一定超讚的

240
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,333
當然了，包在我身上

241
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:39,875
真的很謝謝妳

242
00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:43,166
不會，這是我們的榮幸

243
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:47,041
謝謝兩位把人生大事交給我們

244
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:49,958
我一直都想親自謝謝妳

245
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:52,541
謝謝妳的謝謝

246
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,625
是要謝到什麼時候？

247
00:14:57,416 --> 00:14:59,500
-這是兩位的房卡
-謝謝

248
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:03,250
搭飛機過來一定很累了
好好休息一下吧

249
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,708
明天下午拍婚紗見

250
00:15:05,791 --> 00:15:09,250
有什麼需要，隨時打給我

251
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,625
我們會好好觀照你們兩位

252
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,875
-謝謝
-謝謝

253
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,041
-走吧
-好

254
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,375
-走囉
-掰

255
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:31,833
莉莎！

256
00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:34,833
我說會好好觀照他們兩位

257
00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:36,875
不是叫妳監視他們！

258
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,083
什麼話

259
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,791
我只是想確認他們一切都好

260
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,000
是喔

261
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:46,208
哇，好像在拍電影

262
00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:48,083
“親愛的莫莫

263
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,958
我好開心

264
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:56,583
妳就要成為我的老婆了”

265
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,250
再嗲一點

266
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,458
好喔

267
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:05,083
“我也好開心
你就要成為我的老公了

268
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:09,208
你說，我們生幾個寶寶好呢？”

269
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:23,625
看吧？老天要妳笑

270
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,291
要妳壓力別那麼大

271
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,500
老天最疼我們這種傻瓜了

272
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:29,708
最好是

273
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,083
也太準

274
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,291
再來一個就搞笑了

275
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,916
媽的！也太聽話！

276
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,333
別碰，不要破壞犯罪現場

277
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,500
救我！

278
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:53,708
你活該

279
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,833
他沒事的啦

280
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:59,583
叫他吞顆止痛藥按摩一下

281
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:06,166
我做得到嗎？

282
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
珍珍，這麼晚打給我幹嘛？

283
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,666
已經早上了

284
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,833
張開眼睛看看外面

285
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:28,291
-什麼事？
-出事了

286
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,541
出事？現在嗎？

287
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,250
（警察）

288
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,250
對，出大事了

289
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:38,750
我們下午1點的婚紗攝影師…

290
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,625
查特還好嗎？

291
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,625
他全身骨頭斷光光

292
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:47,958
我們完蛋了

293
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:50,458
有誰能代替他？

294
00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:52,041
下午1點就要拍婚紗了

295
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,125
聯絡阿凱了嗎？

296
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,208
他出家了

297
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,708
-阿莫呢？
-在尼泊爾

298
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:57,083
-塞班？
-在動手術

299
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,666
-阿提？
-三個月前死了

300
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,000
-阿陶？
-比阿提更早死

301
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,583
所以沒人了？

302
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,750
那一般攝影師呢？

303
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,583
就算有，也來不及過來

304
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:09,750
找人、準備、交通要好幾個小時

305
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,041
根本來不及

306
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,875
華欣就沒攝影師嗎？

307
00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,791
快找啊！

308
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:16,833
在找了啦！

309
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:19,916
別拜了，手機拿出來找

310
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
找不到啦

311
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,083
一定有人

312
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:27,875
我想到了

313
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,750
有個頂級攝影師就住在華欣

314
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,083
誰？

315
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,208
那傢伙

316
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,291
雞爪湯那傢伙

317
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:49,958
別想

318
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,458
他說不定不在這了

319
00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:55,458
他在這待三個月了

320
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:58,583
他才剛上傳IG
“華欣，蛤蜊之鄉”

321
00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,500
資訊量還真大啊

322
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,083
為什麼要我去？你們也認識他

323
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,333
我和珍珍要趕回飯店

324
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,875
不能把客人丟給布艾

325
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,208
妳只需要

326
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:12,583
-說服妳的男人…
-他不是我的男人！

327
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:14,041
-妳那…
-好了

328
00:19:14,791 --> 00:19:15,958
別吵了！

329
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:19,333
我們不能搞砸這筆百萬泰銖的案子

330
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:22,708
不是幾百塊，不是幾千塊

331
00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:24,375
是上百萬！

332
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,708
百萬啊！

333
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,250
等一下！

334
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,791
-真要我自己去？
-對！

335
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,500
接下來

336
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:41,250
準備好欣賞這傢伙帶來的
精彩刺激表演

337
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,541
這位魔術師連大衛都來求拜師

338
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,625
所向莫敵的魔術大師！

339
00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:20,791
提姆！

340
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:21,958
靠！

341
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,166
提姆！

342
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:33,458
提姆！

343
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,333
讓讓

344
00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:36,416
抱歉

345
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:46,958
提姆！

346
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,583
靠！

347
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,208
工作是換了，車子倒沒換

348
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,666
麻煩稍等一下

349
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,041
我們在找其他攝影師

350
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,958
先去拍那些狗狗貓貓

351
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,958
有的沒的

352
00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:11,291
-珍珍
-嘿

353
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,750
-都還好吧？
-很好

354
00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,625
她有辦法說服提姆嗎？

355
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:18,583
不用擔心啦

356
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:19,541
他答應了？

357
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,333
我在後面發現一間寺廟
獻上供品了

358
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,666
兩隻烤鴨

359
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,250
提姆一定會來的！

360
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,541
拜託啦！幫我嘛

361
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,000
-求求你
-不要！

362
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,875
給我聽好，我受夠了！

363
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,458
受夠拍照了？

364
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:35,541
受夠妳了啦！

365
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:44,500
我給你高於行情的價碼，好嗎？

366
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:46,291
我還有工作要做

367
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,958
沒時間陪妳鬼混

368
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,125
你哪時冒出來的？

369
00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,375
你明天不用來了

370
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,458
什麼？為什麼？

371
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,708
你還真有種啊！

372
00:21:57,791 --> 00:22:01,458
表演爛到爆
我還不如找舞龍舞獅來

373
00:22:01,541 --> 00:22:04,541
服裝記得還，很貴

374
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,791
笑什麼笑？

375
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:14,333
提姆！你要走了？

376
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,458
拜託幫幫我

377
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,708
提姆！別走，拜託幫我！

378
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,583
我們死定了

379
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:31,750
現在該怎麼辦？

380
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:39,250
坐在這裡不是辦法

381
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:44,333
我去跟亞倫說需要重新安排時間

382
00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:46,250
要嘛他願意諒解

383
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:49,166
要嘛我們大完蛋

384
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,583
我們應該不會完蛋了

385
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:18,791
真能熬過這關嗎？

386
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:27,583
好了嗎？

387
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,333
麻煩看相機

388
00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:34,000
很棒

389
00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:43,916
太美了

390
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:45,666
很好

391
00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,083
非常好，眼睛看著他

392
00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:55,666
莫妮卡，把頭靠在他肩上

393
00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:58,166
對，很好

394
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,583
笑一個

395
00:23:59,666 --> 00:24:02,041
很棒，看著對方

396
00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:04,875
-對
-像這樣？

397
00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:07,750
這個好，就這樣

398
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,541
一、二、三

399
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
-我看一下畫面
-好

400
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,125
妳在笑什麼？

401
00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,375
（蘇凡納布機場）

402
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:38,000
是他們嗎？一定是

403
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,416
準備好了嗎？

404
00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:52,708
歡迎來到泰國，我是珍珍

405
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:55,250
雙戒婚顧公司派來的代表

406
00:24:55,333 --> 00:25:00,208
我是馬諾吉，莫妮卡的爸爸
她是帕瑪，我的寶貝老婆

407
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,666
-妳好
-妳好

408
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:05,541
瑪雅，聽好，妳說的那些東西

409
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:09,458
都在這個行李箱裡，就這一個

410
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:13,666
誰會七天帶八個行李箱啊？

411
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:15,250
他們是卡倫和瑪雅

412
00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:16,750
亞倫的爸媽

413
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:21,375
來囉？三、二、一，開麥拉！

414
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:24,291
我們會在一起是因為…

415
00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:27,208
其實是因為一場超瞎的意外

416
00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:31,416
八個行李箱，你還帶朱尼爾咧
我有說什麼嗎？

417
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:34,208
別擔心，他們就是這樣

418
00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:36,375
對啊，一天到晚吵個不停

419
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,458
尤其是吵朱尼爾的事

420
00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:40,875
是也沒那麼誇張啦，不過…

421
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:42,791
都是因為朱尼爾

422
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:43,875
朱尼爾是誰？

423
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:45,166
朱尼爾是誰？

424
00:25:45,916 --> 00:25:46,916
我哪知道？

425
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,041
朱尼爾，小寶貝

426
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,750
餓不餓啊？

427
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:55,125
要不要吃點心？小的大的？跟我說

428
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:56,833
要不要吃點心？

429
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,708
你問過你老婆要不要吃點心嗎？

430
00:26:00,916 --> 00:26:03,375
你心裡就只有你兒子的狗

431
00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:05,416
（莫妮卡與亞倫）
（我們的婚禮紀錄）

432
00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:14,458
一個晴朗早晨
我帶朱尼爾出門散步

433
00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:17,791
牠突然扯掉牽繩瘋狂暴衝

434
00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:21,791
我看到對面有個女生朝我們走來

435
00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:26,666
沒在開玩笑，牠衝上去把她撲倒

436
00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:29,375
我趕快跑過去扶那女生起來…

437
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,166
看到她的那一瞬間

438
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,333
我腦中只有一個想法

439
00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:46,125
我要永遠牽著她的手

440
00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:51,416
讚啦！

441
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,000
莉莎？又想吐了？

442
00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:58,500
忍住，拜託忍住

443
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:05,208
靠！

444
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,208
莉莎，怎麼了？

445
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,166
莉莎？

446
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:17,833
莉莎，沒事吧？

447
00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:21,791
妳怎麼這麼呆啊？

448
00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:24,833
妳要找個人好好照顧妳

449
00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:40,291
檢查一下照片，好了傳給珍珍

450
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:41,333
好的

451
00:27:41,416 --> 00:27:42,416
謝謝

452
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:43,875
等一下

453
00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:45,125
你要去哪？

454
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,333
我的工作完成了

455
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,375
妳來得正好

456
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,625
給錢吧

457
00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:52,083
打算怎麼付？

458
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,833
沒有，還沒結束

459
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:55,833
妳在說什麼？

460
00:27:55,916 --> 00:27:58,458
亞倫和莫妮卡超愛你拍的照片

461
00:27:58,541 --> 00:28:00,375
想請你多拍一點

462
00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:03,541
負責整場婚禮拍攝

463
00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:05,833
不要，我要走了，轉帳給我吧

464
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:08,333
拜託啦，幫幫我

465
00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:11,250
幫都幫了，就好人做到底嘛

466
00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:13,916
才不是在幫妳，是在幫珍珍和阿飛

467
00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:17,291
去找別人幫妳前男友拍照吧

468
00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:19,041
…還有泳池邊的酒吧

469
00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:20,125
站住

470
00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:22,625
你怎麼知道亞倫是我前男友？

471
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:24,541
那女的跟我說的

472
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:31,500
喂

473
00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:32,666
別走

474
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,041
我拜託你

475
00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:36,291
我給你10萬泰銖

476
00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:38,666
結束後馬上放你走

477
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:39,916
絕對不會再糾纏你

478
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,333
-我保證
-妳保證？

479
00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:48,833
雞爪湯那件事後
妳的保證誰信啊？

480
00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:51,416
我們都是大人了
為什麼放我鴿子？

481
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,583
妳大可以當面跟我分手

482
00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:55,291
我就不用浪費299泰銖

483
00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:57,375
喝那瞎到爆的雞爪湯！

484
00:28:58,625 --> 00:28:59,791
對不起啦

485
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:04,833
有什麼好笑的？

486
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,000
不敢相信欸

487
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,291
妳說消失就消失一年多

488
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,875
現在需要我幫忙
才跑來說對不起？

489
00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:18,333
妳這個壞女人

490
00:29:18,416 --> 00:29:20,291
難怪那印度男不要妳

491
00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:22,041
跑去跟別人結婚！

492
00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:47,458
救命！

493
00:29:50,041 --> 00:29:50,958
少來

494
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:53,791
裝什麼弱？你最好是不會游泳啦！

495
00:29:56,416 --> 00:29:57,416
慘了！

496
00:29:58,166 --> 00:29:59,166
救命！

497
00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:01,750
-水很淺好嗎？
-救命！

498
00:30:02,916 --> 00:30:05,708
冷靜，我來救你了！

499
00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:16,708
提姆！

500
00:30:19,916 --> 00:30:21,500
我沒死啦

501
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
你嚇死我了

502
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:28,291
妳前男友怎麼了？他不會游泳？

503
00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:30,208
我不知道，我以為他會

504
00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:33,000
等等！你剛叫他什麼？

505
00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:36,375
-妳前男友
-誰跟你說的？

506
00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:44,958
好喔

507
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:51,708
怎樣？妳要我以為
他只是婚禮攝影師？

508
00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:55,750
妳還是喜歡偷藏小祕密，對吧？

509
00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:57,541
-祕密？
-對啊

510
00:30:58,333 --> 00:30:59,541
提姆不是我前男友

511
00:30:59,875 --> 00:31:03,291
我幹嘛找我前男友
來我另一個前男友的婚禮？

512
00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:05,791
那也太瘋了吧

513
00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:08,208
我和提姆其實…

514
00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,125
在一起

515
00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:11,250
復合了

516
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:15,416
哇，大恭喜，太替妳開心了

517
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,666
謝謝

518
00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:20,208
寶貝，醒醒啊，寶貝

519
00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:26,875
好恐怖的惡夢

520
00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:31,083
我夢到我溺水，妳把我拖上岸

521
00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:34,416
還聽到妳跟前男友說我們復合了

522
00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:40,875
妳瘋囉？幹嘛這麼說？

523
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:42,208
我也不知道

524
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:45,250
就這樣說出來了

525
00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:50,166
可能只是想說點什麼嚇嚇亞倫吧

526
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,625
我的東西呢？我要走了

527
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:54,208
提姆！

528
00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:55,375
拜託別走！

529
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:57,041
誰叫妳隨便亂講話

530
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,750
就不能暫時先忘掉嗎？

531
00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:00,833
你們在這啊

532
00:32:00,916 --> 00:32:03,208
我到處找你們欸

533
00:32:04,458 --> 00:32:07,291
等等，你們兩個怎麼溼答答的？

534
00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:11,333
算了算了

535
00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:14,541
莉莎，又出事了

536
00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:18,958
出事？有比我跟她復合還糟糕嗎？

537
00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:20,750
我說算了算了

538
00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:26,708
什麼？你們復合了？

539
00:32:26,791 --> 00:32:30,708
哇！大恭喜，雞爪男

540
00:32:30,791 --> 00:32:33,958
阿飛，你剛要說什麼？

541
00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:35,291
出什麼事了？

542
00:32:35,791 --> 00:32:38,458
我們用來迎賓的劍術表演…

543
00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:41,250
還記得查特騎機車撞上小貨車嗎？

544
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:42,250
（X戰士）

545
00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:43,958
別告訴我…

546
00:32:48,041 --> 00:32:49,333
死定了啦！

547
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:52,166
沒死人，其中三人只有擦傷

548
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:54,458
但有一個手骨折了

549
00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:55,750
連鉛筆都拿不了

550
00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:58,250
慘了，現在怎麼辦？

551
00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:00,625
莎薇說迎賓表演超級重要

552
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:05,208
迎賓表演要在第一天
就給賓客留下好印象

553
00:33:05,291 --> 00:33:08,166
要是沒弄好

554
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:11,291
新人會超不爽

555
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:14,208
然後就會狂抱怨、狂盯妳

556
00:33:14,291 --> 00:33:15,958
搞得妳超崩潰

557
00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:18,791
後面就全毀了

558
00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:23,500
所以不管怎樣千萬不能搞砸

559
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:24,916
現在怎麼辦？

560
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,083
找別的表演？

561
00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:28,250
現在是要去哪找？

562
00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:30,250
根本來不及

563
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:33,416
珍珍去接親友團馬上就要到了

564
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,916
我上怎麼樣？

565
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,750
我會跳肚皮舞，妳看

566
00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:50,208
幹嘛？

567
00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:54,208
不要，少來

568
00:33:54,291 --> 00:33:55,750
別用那種眼神看我

569
00:33:57,875 --> 00:33:59,875
-我說不要
-拜託嘛

570
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,541
不要，放手

571
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:06,125
拜託啦，魔術師先生

572
00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,708
好棒棒，放手

573
00:34:07,791 --> 00:34:09,291
-拜託
-不要

574
00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,708
再幫我最後一次

575
00:34:10,791 --> 00:34:13,041
（歡迎參加我們的婚禮）
（亞倫與莫妮卡）

576
00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:15,625
歡迎歡迎

577
00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:19,833
歡迎來到泰國

578
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,291
嗨，歡迎來到泰國

579
00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:34,708
歡迎，別忘了拿飲料

580
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:41,583
各位，請往這邊走

581
00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:10,916
我知道他會拍照啦

582
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,500
但劍術表演？

583
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:16,000
提姆十項全能，什麼都難不倒他

584
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:19,541
真的，除了游泳以外

585
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,416
這話什麼意思，阿飛？

586
00:35:32,916 --> 00:35:34,333
超強的啦！

587
00:35:34,416 --> 00:35:37,833
感謝妳去沙美島認識了提姆

588
00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:42,458
為了忘掉前男友跑去沙美島

589
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:45,083
卻帶回一個小鮮肉新男友？

590
00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:47,375
他們現在都是我前男友

591
00:35:47,458 --> 00:35:48,583
都復合了？

592
00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:49,500
夠了

593
00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:23,625
漂亮！

594
00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:38,333
待會見，掰

595
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:42,375
莉莎

596
00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:46,833
-是？
-哇，剛那表演真是…

597
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:48,750
太刺激了啦

598
00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:51,250
妳和妳男友，那傢伙超有才的

599
00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:54,958
對啊，他超有才的

600
00:36:56,750 --> 00:37:00,166
真的，那你們為什麼分手？

601
00:37:03,708 --> 00:37:06,333
抱歉，我以為…我…

602
00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:07,791
因為妳和我…

603
00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:10,583
在英國發生那些事，我以為…

604
00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:13,000
妳不會再交新男友

605
00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,458
當時有這種感覺

606
00:37:14,541 --> 00:37:16,250
-相信我
-是

607
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:18,333
我瘋狂約會好嗎？

608
00:37:18,416 --> 00:37:21,250
那我就放心了，替妳開心

609
00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:22,333
怎麼說？

610
00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,000
什麼？因為呢

611
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:28,208
我們分手後，感覺…

612
00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:31,208
我好像傷害了我的好朋友

613
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:34,416
現在遇到妳、看著妳、跟妳說話

614
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:37,416
知道妳跟別人交往、妳很開心

615
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,125
我也好開心

616
00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:43,916
我們之間已經過去很久了

617
00:37:45,041 --> 00:37:46,666
化為灰燼

618
00:37:47,916 --> 00:37:49,750
-好喔，什麼？
-你知道嗎？

619
00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:53,833
所有前男友中，提姆是最棒的一個

620
00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:56,666
-太好了，替妳開心
-先失陪囉

621
00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:58,958
-我還有婚禮要辦
-抱歉

622
00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:00,125
-再見
-再見

623
00:38:06,125 --> 00:38:08,958
我在炫耀，他聽得懂嗎？

624
00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:11,375
應該聽得懂吧

625
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:15,166
那笑容、那眼神背叛了他的心

626
00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:19,875
好樣的，莉莎

627
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:21,791
妳真是太優秀了

628
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,791
午安

629
00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:31,166
她是不是有點怪怪的？

630
00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:35,416
誰能比妳怪，拜託

631
00:38:36,208 --> 00:38:38,083
說我怪？好大的膽子！

632
00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:40,291
你偷看小女生就不怪？

633
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:42,958
妳真這樣跟他說？

634
00:38:43,041 --> 00:38:45,750
對啊，感覺超爽的

635
00:38:45,833 --> 00:38:48,333
真想讓你們看看亞倫的表情

636
00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:49,708
整個超驚嚇

637
00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:53,166
是說他幹嘛問妳那些問題？

638
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:54,583
會不會…

639
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,541
會不會什麼？

640
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,333
他在嫉妒？

641
00:38:59,083 --> 00:39:00,416
不可能啦！

642
00:39:00,916 --> 00:39:02,625
他要結婚咧

643
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,458
記得班班的婚禮嗎？

644
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,750
-哪個班班？
-那可憐的新娘班班啊

645
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:09,708
她的新郎在台上宣布

646
00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:11,708
“其實我愛的不是班班

647
00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:14,166
而是鮑伯，我的伴郎”

648
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:16,083
我記起來了

649
00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,541
根本就是一場災難

650
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,458
花了一堆錢，沒半毛進帳

651
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:21,500
我都起雞皮疙瘩了

652
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,500
莉莎，拜託
別讓亞倫因為嫉妒毀了婚禮

653
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,291
你也體諒她一下

654
00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:31,666
我還要還車貸

655
00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:33,958
拜託配合一下

656
00:39:40,416 --> 00:39:41,833
他真的在嫉妒嗎？

657
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:43,625
不會吧

658
00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,541
現在才來嫉妒？

659
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:55,625
-給錢吧？
-哇

660
00:39:55,708 --> 00:39:57,125
你差點一劍殺了我

661
00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,000
還敢來要錢？

662
00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:00,416
你是怎樣？

663
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,000
老愛拿東西砸我

664
00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:04,541
上次是火棒，記得嗎？

665
00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:06,208
還敢說

666
00:40:06,291 --> 00:40:09,125
妳一腳把我踹進泳池
害我差點溺死

667
00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:10,416
那麼淺的泳池？

668
00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,708
隨便啦，給錢

669
00:40:12,791 --> 00:40:14,750
工作做完我就給，掰

670
00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,166
等一下

671
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:21,166
我不會再上雞爪湯把戲的當！

672
00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:22,833
妳現在不給錢

673
00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:25,500
我就去跟亞倫說

674
00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:28,000
我們沒有復合

675
00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:30,333
可以掃碼支付嗎？

676
00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:31,500
來吧

677
00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:34,541
-好了
-等一下！

678
00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:35,916
又怎麼了？

679
00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:37,958
我要睡哪？

680
00:40:38,791 --> 00:40:39,791
好問題

681
00:40:39,875 --> 00:40:41,291
目前沒有空房

682
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,000
一間也沒有？

683
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:46,958
-說不定有人提早退房？
-抱歉沒有

684
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:49,791
隨便一間都可以

685
00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:52,708
沒有冷氣
電視壞掉、馬桶堵住都可以

686
00:40:52,791 --> 00:40:54,375
鬧鬼的也可以

687
00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:56,458
我們沒有這種爛房間

688
00:40:57,833 --> 00:41:00,125
別逼他了

689
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,833
-我們可以一起睡
-不行！

690
00:41:02,916 --> 00:41:04,833
以前不是都這樣

691
00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:06,166
不要說這種話

692
00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:07,958
他的意思是

693
00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:11,000
我們以前都睡同一間房

694
00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:13,666
一個睡沙發，一個睡床上

695
00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:16,375
就說我們一起睡，他不介意啦

696
00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:18,208
-完全不介意
-看吧？

697
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:25,458
我去附近的飯店問問看

698
00:41:25,541 --> 00:41:28,666
我的房卡好像有點問題

699
00:41:31,333 --> 00:41:32,625
怎麼了？

700
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:38,833
-沒事
-她希望我們分房睡

701
00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:40,750
-喂！
-怎樣？

702
00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:44,875
為什麼？

703
00:41:44,958 --> 00:41:46,333
對啊，為什麼，寶貝？

704
00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:48,083
你們結婚了，對吧？

705
00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:49,625
什麼？

706
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:52,916
結婚啊，一個叫布艾的人說的

707
00:41:53,416 --> 00:41:55,041
還是我聽錯了？

708
00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:56,916
沒這回事

709
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,458
-在開趴嗎？
-怎麼了？

710
00:41:59,541 --> 00:42:03,750
她想跟她老公分房睡

711
00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:06,208
什麼？妳現在有老公了？

712
00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:09,125
有點小誤會

713
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,166
幫幫我！

714
00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:17,708
我們小吵了一架，不過呢

715
00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:20,125
現在沒事了，對吧，寶貝？

716
00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,166
對啊，沒事了

717
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:27,916
那我們回房間吧，好不好？

718
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,541
-好啊
-走吧，寶貝

719
00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:34,125
-大家掰掰，晚安
-掰

720
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:36,916
其實呢

721
00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:40,500
我們還沒結婚，正在計畫當中

722
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:45,291
你們的婚禮讓我們很有感覺

723
00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,958
-怎麼啦？
-晚安

724
00:42:49,041 --> 00:42:50,666
晚安，掰

725
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,416
也太可愛了吧

726
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,250
對啊

727
00:42:57,916 --> 00:43:00,250
我有點驚訝他們會在一起

728
00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:02,583
為什麼？有什麼好驚訝的？

729
00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:05,416
你和莉莎不是好朋友嗎？

730
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,333
她沒跟你說過提姆的事？

731
00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:08,875
是有啦…

732
00:43:08,958 --> 00:43:11,458
我只是突然想到，隨便啦

733
00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:15,000
要是他們結婚就太好了

734
00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:17,666
我們可以同一天辦婚禮

735
00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:20,000
真假？搞笑欸

736
00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:23,000
你不會希望好朋友幸福嗎？

737
00:43:23,875 --> 00:43:25,791
當然希望，只是…

738
00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:28,375
算了啦，太突然了

739
00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:31,500
我們好好睡一覺吧

740
00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:34,791
祝好夢囉，小寶貝，明天見

741
00:43:35,666 --> 00:43:36,666
要夢到我喔

742
00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:39,250
還是算了

743
00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:43,750
這是你最後一天可以想別的女生了

744
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,500
婚姻就像一場馬拉松

745
00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,416
前面有很長的路要跑

746
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,833
-寶貝晚安
-寶貝晚安

747
00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:06,208
喂

748
00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:11,458
你等一下就可以出去了

749
00:44:11,541 --> 00:44:13,625
我叫阿飛去珍珍房間睡

750
00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,083
你睡他的房間

751
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
我寧願睡這裡

752
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:19,541
-喂！
-喂什麼？

753
00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:23,708
萬一出去遇到妳前男友
或他那一卡車親友

754
00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:26,000
他們還會相信我們是一對嗎？

755
00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:33,125
一步錯步步錯！

756
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,250
哪個？騙說我們是一對

757
00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:42,625
還是答應接辦妳愛人的婚禮？

758
00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:47,875
-你剛說什麼？
-怎樣？

759
00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:51,791
很明顯妳還沒放下那個印度男

760
00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:53,541
才沒有！

761
00:44:53,625 --> 00:44:55,500
說謊會有狐臭喔

762
00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:05,375
我問妳

763
00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:07,583
妳不心痛嗎？

764
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:14,583
幹嘛心痛？

765
00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,416
我一點感覺也沒有

766
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,333
這一切都是為了錢，只為了錢

767
00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:24,625
妳說了算

768
00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:37,250
喂！

769
00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:40,708
我以為會拿來丟亞倫
不過你比他更該丟

770
00:45:40,791 --> 00:45:41,958
妳只有一顆？

771
00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:43,916
喂

772
00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:46,500
別鬧喔

773
00:45:46,583 --> 00:45:47,583
提姆！

774
00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:50,208
換我了

775
00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,458
-提姆，不要
-誰叫妳

776
00:45:59,416 --> 00:46:02,458
我有時候真懷疑
瓦倫醫生是不是開錯藥給你吃

777
00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:07,625
是那個婚禮顧問和她男友

778
00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:10,500
他們剛剛還在吵架

779
00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:13,583
現在…妳聽…

780
00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:17,666
床嘎吱作響超大聲的

781
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:19,208
拜託！

782
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:38,083
嗨，昨天超幸運的

783
00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:41,166
我和亞倫去溫布頓看網球賽

784
00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:44,000
亞倫接住了飛來的致勝球

785
00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:47,750
寶貝，你在對那顆球幹嘛？

786
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,833
我想送妳一個…

787
00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:55,166
我先畫好再說

788
00:46:55,708 --> 00:46:59,333
-讓我看看
-不行，這樣就破梗了

789
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:03,125
-我先…不行…
-拜託讓我看看，寶貝

790
00:47:03,208 --> 00:47:04,833
寶貝，回來

791
00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:05,916
-靠！
-抱歉抱歉

792
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,750
我在練習火舞

793
00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:10,000
傷到妳了嗎？

794
00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:14,375
沒有

795
00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:39,208
嘿，在傷心啊？

796
00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:43,791
你怎麼知道？

797
00:48:43,875 --> 00:48:45,250
不難猜

798
00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:48,875
通常會來沙美島不是為了約炮

799
00:48:49,541 --> 00:48:51,250
就是為了療傷

800
00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:56,500
看妳這樣子

801
00:48:57,416 --> 00:48:59,250
應該是療傷

802
00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,458
還真聰明啊

803
00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:03,625
那你呢？你來幹嘛？

804
00:49:05,791 --> 00:49:08,083
我兩個都不是

805
00:49:08,916 --> 00:49:12,250
我辭掉工作來這裡學火舞

806
00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:14,500
什麼怪理由

807
00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:16,958
怎麼會？

808
00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:19,375
我這人很容易無聊

809
00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:25,291
所以我一直在尋找適合我的東西

810
00:49:28,041 --> 00:49:29,041
找到了嗎？

811
00:49:33,291 --> 00:49:34,583
我想我剛找到了

812
00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:07,375
靠！

813
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,416
拜託對妳復合的前男友客氣一點

814
00:50:16,291 --> 00:50:17,791
你剛對我做了什麼？

815
00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:18,958
我做了什麼？

816
00:50:19,041 --> 00:50:21,625
我看妳一動也不動

817
00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:24,125
以為妳心碎而死了

818
00:50:24,916 --> 00:50:27,916
可憐的小東西

819
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,833
我的小寶貝

820
00:50:33,125 --> 00:50:34,541
開玩笑的啦

821
00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:35,500
讓我換衣服

822
00:50:35,583 --> 00:50:36,833
不要！出去！

823
00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:43,166
寶貝，過來

824
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:44,833
-嗨，兩位
-嗨

825
00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:46,250
你們要去吃早餐啊？

826
00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:50,500
我想了解一下曼蒂儀式的細節

827
00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:52,875
好的

828
00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:54,666
昨晚睡得好嗎？

829
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:58,458
我睡得超好，你們挑了間好飯店

830
00:50:58,541 --> 00:51:00,291
這裡的套房超讚的

831
00:51:00,375 --> 00:51:02,333
-對啊
-我也這麼覺得

832
00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:06,291
不過我們兩個昨晚都沒睡
對吧，寶貝？

833
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:11,083
討厭！

834
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,416
別害羞嘛，寶貝

835
00:51:15,541 --> 00:51:17,625
我害羞！

836
00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:19,416
-還要？
-不要

837
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:20,833
兩位

838
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,416
兩位

839
00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:27,208
兩位！

840
00:51:30,291 --> 00:51:33,833
我們吃完早餐
再來討論曼蒂儀式好了

841
00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:36,416
好啊，這樣也好

842
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:39,333
-莫莫？
-待會見，掰

843
00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:40,750
掰

844
00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:44,666
你幹嘛這樣？

845
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:46,750
扮演妳男友啊，很像吧？

846
00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:51,250
我知道怎麼在這裡找樂子了

847
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,416
扮演妳男友超好玩的

848
00:51:58,125 --> 00:51:59,125
房卡？

849
00:51:59,666 --> 00:52:00,750
-沒有
-蛤？

850
00:52:02,333 --> 00:52:03,333
什麼？

851
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:06,375
喂！回來

852
00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:11,583
莉莎！

853
00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:14,583
（曼蒂儀式）

854
00:52:20,916 --> 00:52:22,416
在曼蒂儀式上

855
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,583
親友們在新娘手上畫上漢娜彩繪

856
00:52:25,666 --> 00:52:28,708
象徵著婚禮上新娘和新郎之間

857
00:52:28,791 --> 00:52:30,541
以及雙方家人之間

858
00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:32,666
緊密結合

859
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,958
漢娜彩繪的顏色越深

860
00:52:36,041 --> 00:52:40,041
夫妻感情就會越美好、越幸福

861
00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:19,541
要看看照片嗎？

862
00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:23,708
好棒，妳覺得怎麼樣？

863
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,583
-都拍得好棒
-真的

864
00:53:27,666 --> 00:53:30,166
請他們幫我們選好了

865
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,625
提姆，你目前拍了這麼多好照片

866
00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:37,666
你覺得哪張最棒？

867
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:42,000
我覺得…

868
00:53:42,875 --> 00:53:44,375
晚點再跟你們說好了

869
00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:47,291
對啊，晚點再說

870
00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:48,583
好喔

871
00:53:53,708 --> 00:53:56,333
謝謝你帶馬過來

872
00:53:56,416 --> 00:53:58,166
留下來吃晚餐吧

873
00:53:58,250 --> 00:54:00,333
珍珍幫你準備好了

874
00:54:00,416 --> 00:54:01,500
-謝謝
-好的

875
00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:06,041
嘿，莉莎

876
00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:07,708
-嗨，卡倫先生
-嗨

877
00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:10,041
-哈囉，朱尼爾
-朱尼爾

878
00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:14,958
-這是明天迎娶時要騎的馬嗎？
-對啊

879
00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:18,125
哇，帥喔

880
00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:22,708
話說，我結婚時也有騎馬

881
00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:25,625
-哇
-跟妳說一個

882
00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:27,458
公開的祕密

883
00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:31,125
我娶瑪雅時

884
00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:33,625
整個喝超醉

885
00:54:35,291 --> 00:54:39,458
醉到從馬上摔下來三次

886
00:54:39,541 --> 00:54:42,708
才騎到婚禮現場

887
00:54:42,791 --> 00:54:45,416
-天哪！
-時光飛逝

888
00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:47,583
一切卻還是老樣子

889
00:54:49,333 --> 00:54:50,833
我們還是不停跌倒

890
00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:53,958
再不停爬起來

891
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:55,708
不過呢

892
00:54:57,208 --> 00:54:58,833
我很愛她

893
00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:07,625
你怎麼知道自己遇到了對的人？

894
00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:13,333
我是說，與你共度一生的人

895
00:55:14,541 --> 00:55:15,875
我相信

896
00:55:16,666 --> 00:55:18,500
眾神的呢喃

897
00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:22,000
-眾神的呢喃？
-對

898
00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:26,208
眾神的呢喃，突然間

899
00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:29,666
腦海中會閃過一些東西

900
00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:33,208
就像夜空中的煙火

901
00:55:33,833 --> 00:55:35,458
那一刻妳會明白

902
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,166
仔細聆聽

903
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,000
它會指引妳，誰才是適合你的人

904
00:55:42,458 --> 00:55:46,500
誰才是妳該好好把握

905
00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:49,583
永遠不放手的人

906
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,416
那就是眾神的呢喃

907
00:55:57,166 --> 00:55:59,875
你什麼時候聽到眾神的呢喃？

908
00:56:00,541 --> 00:56:03,958
當我第三次從馬上摔下來的時候！

909
00:56:06,916 --> 00:56:08,791
莉莎，有一天

910
00:56:09,291 --> 00:56:11,791
妳也會聽到那呢喃、那聲音

911
00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:15,958
不過在那之前

912
00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:21,625
先答應我，今晚的音樂晚會

913
00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:28,375
妳要喝個大爛醉！

914
00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:33,250
（音樂晚會）

915
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,708
-晚會萬歲！
-晚會萬歲！

916
00:56:47,375 --> 00:56:54,333
大家就像一家人，好好享受音樂吧

917
00:56:56,666 --> 00:56:59,166
來來來，我們去拍照

918
00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:01,458
我馬上回來，好嗎？

919
00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:05,291
各位

920
00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:06,833
我先閃了

921
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:08,625
去哪？

922
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,416
去吐啊，珍珍

923
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:14,000
卡倫先生狂灌我酒，我頂不住了

924
00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,583
真是的！

925
00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:18,458
-等等，妳去哪？
-什麼？

926
00:57:18,541 --> 00:57:21,083
我怕阿飛一個人吐太孤單

927
00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:23,416
-是喔？
-對啊

928
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:24,500
放手

929
00:57:25,291 --> 00:57:26,625
阿飛，等我

930
00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:29,083
婚前音樂晚會就是這樣

931
00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:31,875
我一直跟卡倫先生說我是在工作

932
00:57:31,958 --> 00:57:35,625
他還是狂灌我酒

933
00:57:35,708 --> 00:57:37,875
我現在整個人超茫的

934
00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:40,833
拿去，掰啦

935
00:57:43,166 --> 00:57:44,166
你幹嘛？

936
00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:46,041
我在躲亞倫他老爸

937
00:57:46,125 --> 00:57:48,708
一直要我“乾了，乾了”
我現在超茫

938
00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:54,000
怎樣？別告訴我…

939
00:57:54,958 --> 00:57:57,208
我超醉的啦

940
00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:59,875
歡迎各位蒞臨今晚的晚會

941
00:57:59,958 --> 00:58:02,916
接下來，讓我們歡迎

942
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,166
親愛的新人進場

943
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:16,500
先這樣

944
00:58:53,916 --> 00:58:55,750
這就是印度婚禮音樂晚會

945
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:57,583
沒喝酒、沒跳舞

946
00:58:57,666 --> 00:58:59,666
就別說你參加過

947
00:59:36,625 --> 00:59:39,625
我們真該找個印度男人嫁了

948
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,125
對吧，莉莎？

949
00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:43,916
妳不是莉莎

950
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:45,500
-嘿
-蛤？

951
00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:46,583
莉莎呢？

952
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,208
老毛病

953
01:00:04,208 --> 01:00:06,833
喂，太心痛受不了囉？

954
01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:12,083
沒有！我只是喝太多了

955
01:00:12,625 --> 01:00:14,458
喝太多啊

956
01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:20,916
我以為是看到亞倫和未婚妻熱舞

957
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,500
太心痛了

958
01:00:22,583 --> 01:00:23,791
不是喔？

959
01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:28,708
話說，他們說想跳舞的話

960
01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:30,791
可以從這裡挑衣服穿

961
01:00:31,750 --> 01:00:33,000
要不要試試？

962
01:00:33,083 --> 01:00:36,875
說不定亞倫也會心痛喔

963
01:00:38,166 --> 01:00:40,166
不要，別想！

964
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
妳怕囉？

965
01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:47,750
果然是怕了

966
01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:23,666
讓心跳加快

967
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,875
就讓心跳加快吧

968
01:01:29,208 --> 01:01:31,166
讓雙眼對望

969
01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:33,666
就讓閃亮雙眼對望吧

970
01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:38,208
讓心跳加快

971
01:01:38,291 --> 01:01:40,375
就讓心跳加快吧

972
01:01:40,458 --> 01:01:42,041
讓雙眼對望

973
01:01:42,125 --> 01:01:44,041
就讓閃亮雙眼對望吧

974
01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:45,500
帶著一點愛意

975
01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:47,291
晃動你的耳環

976
01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:49,291
隨著旋律搖擺

977
01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:51,333
心跳怦然跳動

978
01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:52,833
我為你而來

979
01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:54,875
我只屬於你

980
01:01:54,958 --> 01:02:00,041
來吧，讓我們一起說

981
01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:02,541
嘿，莎瓦

982
01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:06,125
慶祝愛情吧，嘿，莎瓦

983
01:02:07,541 --> 01:02:09,708
大家一起說，嘿，莎瓦

984
01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:13,250
大家跳起來，嘿，莎瓦

985
01:02:14,666 --> 01:02:17,833
大家一起說，嘿，莎瓦

986
01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:22,083
該怎麼找出

987
01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:23,791
大千世界裡

988
01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:25,750
那個對的人？

989
01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:29,166
茫茫人海中

990
01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:30,833
陌生面孔裡

991
01:02:30,916 --> 01:02:33,083
誰才是靈魂伴侶？

992
01:02:34,416 --> 01:02:37,750
當你遇上那個對的人

993
01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:41,541
眾神會在你耳邊呢喃

994
01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:43,541
你會知道

995
01:02:43,625 --> 01:02:45,291
那是命中注定

996
01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:47,041
美好旅程

997
01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:51,416
即將飛揚啟程

998
01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:53,333
嘿，莎瓦

999
01:02:53,416 --> 01:02:55,000
兜兜轉轉

1000
01:02:55,083 --> 01:02:56,833
生活就像漩渦

1001
01:02:56,916 --> 01:02:58,166
漫無目的

1002
01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,208
直到遇上那個伴

1003
01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,875
當你找到那個伴

1004
01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:03,625
一切是如此神奇

1005
01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:05,541
你倆氣息相通

1006
01:03:05,625 --> 01:03:07,583
如同沉香交融

1007
01:03:07,666 --> 01:03:09,125
我會陪著你

1008
01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:10,875
永遠不分開

1009
01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:16,250
靠過來，寶貝，永遠不分開

1010
01:03:20,291 --> 01:03:22,291
慶祝愛情吧，嘿，莎瓦

1011
01:03:23,916 --> 01:03:26,000
大家一起說，嘿，莎瓦

1012
01:03:27,458 --> 01:03:29,458
大家跳起來，嘿，莎瓦

1013
01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:33,375
雙手舉起來，嘿，莎瓦

1014
01:03:34,625 --> 01:03:38,041
大家一起說，嘿，莎瓦

1015
01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:21,708
老頭！

1016
01:04:23,791 --> 01:04:24,875
爸！

1017
01:04:28,583 --> 01:04:29,583
卡倫

1018
01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:33,875
-卡倫
-爸

1019
01:04:35,791 --> 01:04:37,125
爸

1020
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,083
爸

1021
01:04:46,666 --> 01:04:49,041
爸…

1022
01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:57,708
爸！

1023
01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:01,583
還好嗎？

1024
01:05:03,291 --> 01:05:05,625
大家怎麼都在笑？

1025
01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:08,916
我跳舞時衣服裂開了嗎？

1026
01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:15,750
我以為你丟下我走了，老頭

1027
01:05:15,833 --> 01:05:19,625
我超愛碎念的老婆，安啦

1028
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:23,458
我還沒想好逃亡計畫

1029
01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:26,416
閉嘴啦，老愛開玩笑

1030
01:05:27,416 --> 01:05:28,625
起來啦

1031
01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:44,458
這就是眾神的呢喃

1032
01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:11,666
凌晨5點了，客人都回房了

1033
01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,166
去休息一下吧

1034
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:24,250
怎樣？卡倫先生還好嗎？

1035
01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:26,250
那是他的老毛病

1036
01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:29,250
吃了藥，休息過後好多了

1037
01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:32,375
那就好

1038
01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:52,041
妳要不要去吐一下？

1039
01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:56,250
我要謝謝你

1040
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,708
-謝什麼？
-你做的一切

1041
01:07:00,791 --> 01:07:04,000
從幫忙拍照到救了亞倫爸爸

1042
01:07:04,083 --> 01:07:07,166
亞倫和他的媽媽很感謝你

1043
01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:09,750
你是今晚的大英雄

1044
01:07:17,416 --> 01:07:22,833
說到這個
亞倫爸媽這對夫妻超妙的

1045
01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:27,458
一天到晚吵不停

1046
01:07:27,541 --> 01:07:29,958
卻又深愛著對方

1047
01:07:30,416 --> 01:07:34,458
到底是靈魂伴侶還是地獄伴侶

1048
01:07:35,166 --> 01:07:36,916
誰又知道呢

1049
01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:40,250
那我們呢？

1050
01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:43,500
我們是哪種？

1051
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,291
又怎麼了？

1052
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:01,291
這場婚禮也太多災多難了吧

1053
01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:03,375
莉莎

1054
01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:08,875
手電筒拿開啦

1055
01:08:10,666 --> 01:08:13,458
-莉莎，停電了
-什麼？

1056
01:08:13,541 --> 01:08:14,833
來去看看賓客們吧

1057
01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:17,208
-手電筒拿開啦
-這樣妳看不到我

1058
01:08:18,166 --> 01:08:19,166
走吧

1059
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:26,000
快點

1060
01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:27,500
賓客都在等

1061
01:08:27,583 --> 01:08:29,875
-你修得好嗎？往哪邊？
-好的

1062
01:08:29,958 --> 01:08:30,958
不好意思

1063
01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:34,125
謝謝

1064
01:08:38,833 --> 01:08:42,166
-你好，手電筒給你
-嗨

1065
01:08:42,708 --> 01:08:45,416
抱歉造成困擾

1066
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:48,583
-電很快就來了
-沒關係

1067
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:49,958
-抱歉
-好的

1068
01:08:50,041 --> 01:08:51,458
-謝謝
-掰

1069
01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:14,625
莉莎？

1070
01:09:18,041 --> 01:09:20,416
我以為是有人送冰塊來了

1071
01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:24,041
不是，我拿這個來給你

1072
01:09:24,125 --> 01:09:26,791
-以防萬一
-就像幸運符？

1073
01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:30,958
進來坐一下？

1074
01:09:31,708 --> 01:09:32,708
進來吧

1075
01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:50,000
-我來拿吧
-不用，我放這裡

1076
01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:53,041
-妳的酒
-謝謝

1077
01:09:53,333 --> 01:09:55,000
-乾杯
-乾杯

1078
01:09:56,208 --> 01:10:00,041
我想謝謝妳，還有妳男友
謝謝他做的一切

1079
01:10:01,083 --> 01:10:02,583
婚禮什麼時候？

1080
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,208
謝謝

1081
01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:34,916
我該走了，還要發手電筒給其他人

1082
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,416
莉莎

1083
01:10:37,416 --> 01:10:39,291
我有話跟妳說

1084
01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:41,625
當年…

1085
01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:46,541
當年跟妳分手，是因為我害怕…

1086
01:10:48,541 --> 01:10:50,708
我們之間的距離

1087
01:10:50,791 --> 01:10:52,666
會把我們分開

1088
01:10:56,791 --> 01:10:59,000
莉莎，妳是我最好的朋友

1089
01:11:00,833 --> 01:11:03,083
我不想失去妳

1090
01:11:04,791 --> 01:11:07,041
但最後還是失去了，對吧？

1091
01:11:09,583 --> 01:11:12,666
後來在這裡再見到妳
在我的婚禮上…

1092
01:11:13,250 --> 01:11:15,250
我的心開始動搖了

1093
01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:18,541
就好像

1094
01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:20,708
老天在考驗我

1095
01:11:21,541 --> 01:11:23,750
我要跟我現在愛的女人結婚

1096
01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:27,875
承辦婚禮的

1097
01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:30,333
是我過去愛的女人

1098
01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:34,625
過了這麼久，再見到妳

1099
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:39,666
跟妳說話，我開始動搖了

1100
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,583
我動搖了，莉莎

1101
01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:45,750
或許…

1102
01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:50,416
我過去愛著妳

1103
01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:55,041
現在也愛著妳

1104
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,500
電來了

1105
01:12:19,166 --> 01:12:21,875
抱歉，我不該…

1106
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,000
莉莎，我…

1107
01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:34,708
莫莫

1108
01:12:37,666 --> 01:12:39,583
為什麼把事情搞成這樣？

1109
01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:45,083
我一直在等你跟我說
她是你前女友

1110
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,166
妳知道了?

1111
01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:51,291
大家都知道，亞倫

1112
01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:55,250
我什麼都沒說不代表我是笨蛋

1113
01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:58,333
莫莫，聽我說，不是妳看到的那樣

1114
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:00,833
你還愛著這個女人…

1115
01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:06,416
去跟她在一起吧

1116
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:08,916
莫妮卡，聽我說

1117
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,208
莫妮卡！

1118
01:13:11,291 --> 01:13:13,000
莫妮卡！

1119
01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:16,916
莫妮卡！

1120
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,208
莫妮卡

1121
01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:22,666
莫妮卡！

1122
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:24,875
莫妮卡！

1123
01:13:24,958 --> 01:13:26,791
你們等我一下

1124
01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:28,416
莉莎！

1125
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:30,625
拿著

1126
01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:35,875
莫妮卡！

1127
01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:37,333
莫妮卡！

1128
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,208
莫妮卡！

1129
01:13:41,916 --> 01:13:42,958
莫妮卡

1130
01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:45,958
-乾杯！
-乾杯！

1131
01:13:46,041 --> 01:13:48,125
-非常感謝
-謝謝

1132
01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:53,250
莫妮卡！

1133
01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:54,791
怎麼回事？

1134
01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:58,458
莫妮卡，等一下！

1135
01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:01,791
她是我們的婚禮顧問

1136
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:09,375
那是她剛復合的前男友

1137
01:14:10,916 --> 01:14:12,333
他們為什麼在跑步？

1138
01:14:14,208 --> 01:14:16,416
-好問題
-乾杯！

1139
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,916
-乾杯
-乾杯

1140
01:14:18,583 --> 01:14:21,916
莫妮卡！

1141
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,958
莫妮卡！

1142
01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:29,791
莫莫

1143
01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:33,541
莫莫

1144
01:14:33,666 --> 01:14:35,208
莫妮卡

1145
01:14:35,666 --> 01:14:38,541
莫妮卡，聽我說
拜託，我知道看起來…

1146
01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:40,416
我只是說說的

1147
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:43,666
你竟然在結婚前跟其他女人亂搞

1148
01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:46,541
我知道
但妳說婚姻就像一場馬拉松

1149
01:14:46,625 --> 01:14:48,541
我追在妳後面跑了那麼遠

1150
01:14:48,625 --> 01:14:49,708
跑你自己的吧

1151
01:14:49,791 --> 01:14:50,750
莫莫，莫…

1152
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:53,333
不行，我不讓妳走

1153
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:57,208
莫妮卡！對不起…

1154
01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:14,125
莫莫，不會再有下次了…

1155
01:15:14,208 --> 01:15:16,666
你聽不懂嗎？我不想跟你說話

1156
01:15:24,083 --> 01:15:26,458
莉莎，妳跳上去幹嘛？

1157
01:15:27,083 --> 01:15:28,625
我也不知道！

1158
01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:30,750
莫莫，對不起

1159
01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:33,875
-莫莫，聽我說
-你說什麼都回不去了

1160
01:15:34,250 --> 01:15:36,333
莫莫，有車！

1161
01:15:36,416 --> 01:15:37,541
有車！

1162
01:15:40,208 --> 01:15:41,208
靠！

1163
01:15:42,791 --> 01:15:43,791
靠！

1164
01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:46,375
抓緊！

1165
01:15:49,541 --> 01:15:52,500
莫莫，對不起，聽我說

1166
01:15:52,583 --> 01:15:54,708
我不想聽，亞倫！

1167
01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:56,458
我不想跟你說話！

1168
01:15:58,500 --> 01:15:59,500
有車！

1169
01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:07,500
莫妮卡！

1170
01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:10,500
莫妮卡！

1171
01:16:12,541 --> 01:16:13,708
有車！

1172
01:16:32,416 --> 01:16:33,708
莉莎！

1173
01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:37,625
寶貝

1174
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:39,666
寶貝

1175
01:16:41,375 --> 01:16:44,250
莉莎，沒事吧？

1176
01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:48,708
沒事，好得很

1177
01:16:50,708 --> 01:16:52,666
妳想殺了我嗎，莫莫？

1178
01:16:54,083 --> 01:16:55,708
我沒有想殺你

1179
01:16:55,791 --> 01:16:58,125
但別想要我嫁給你

1180
01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:01,458
-莫莫，聽我說
-不可能

1181
01:17:01,541 --> 01:17:03,125
我懂妳的意思

1182
01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:05,166
我有試過，我有想跟妳說

1183
01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:07,541
我有想跟妳坦白

1184
01:17:07,625 --> 01:17:10,791
我和莉莎的關係，但我害怕，莫莫

1185
01:17:10,875 --> 01:17:13,875
我怕會毀了一切
我不知道該怎麼說

1186
01:17:13,958 --> 01:17:17,500
所以你寧願去關心她跟她說

1187
01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:20,125
也不跟你未來老婆說

1188
01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:21,291
有沒有搞錯？

1189
01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:24,958
莫莫，我搞砸了！

1190
01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,875
我搞砸了

1191
01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:30,166
拜託聽我說，拜託

1192
01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:33,708
事情不是妳看到的那樣，莫莫

1193
01:17:33,791 --> 01:17:35,541
我不知道為什麼會那樣

1194
01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:38,875
相信我，有一點我很確定，莫莫

1195
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:42,750
我真正想要的是妳

1196
01:17:45,416 --> 01:17:47,250
我不想聽，亞倫

1197
01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:50,958
我不相信那張嘴
說出的每個字，聽到沒？

1198
01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:52,500
莫莫！

1199
01:17:54,291 --> 01:17:57,625
妳不相信他，那可以相信我嗎？

1200
01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:02,583
當我發現自己要承辦你們的婚禮

1201
01:18:03,625 --> 01:18:05,833
我以為自己是為了錢

1202
01:18:05,916 --> 01:18:08,000
至少我是這麼告訴大家的

1203
01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:12,041
但內心深處我知道…

1204
01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:14,833
我是為了接近亞倫

1205
01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:23,041
或許，偷偷地

1206
01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:27,375
我心中那個戀愛腦傻女孩還在妄想

1207
01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:29,291
亞倫也會有同樣的感覺

1208
01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:32,916
但我錯了

1209
01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:36,375
我真是太蠢了，竟然有這種想法

1210
01:18:37,666 --> 01:18:39,166
我不想跟亞倫復合

1211
01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:41,375
他也沒這個想法

1212
01:18:41,791 --> 01:18:43,625
我在他眼裡看到了

1213
01:18:43,708 --> 01:18:46,125
就在他阻止自己吻我那一刻

1214
01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:53,750
當我看到他跳上那台車

1215
01:18:54,583 --> 01:18:56,291
我更加確定了

1216
01:18:57,416 --> 01:19:01,166
沒有男人會為了隨便一個女人

1217
01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:03,666
冒那樣的風險

1218
01:19:03,750 --> 01:19:06,375
他會那麼做是因為

1219
01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:10,750
他瘋狂地深愛著妳

1220
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:16,041
我明白我該放下他了

1221
01:19:26,916 --> 01:19:28,333
真假？

1222
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:32,333
等一下

1223
01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:36,208
妳不相信他們，那可以相信我嗎？

1224
01:19:37,750 --> 01:19:39,500
你們這些人是怎樣？

1225
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,416
記得妳問過我

1226
01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:44,708
我覺得妳和亞倫哪張照片最棒嗎？

1227
01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:46,208
我要說

1228
01:19:46,291 --> 01:19:48,625
都還好，你們的婚禮照片

1229
01:19:49,416 --> 01:19:51,208
只是你們故事的一部分

1230
01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:54,583
婚禮之後拍的那些
才是你們最棒的照片

1231
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:57,791
當你們開始同甘共苦

1232
01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:00,083
攜手共度人生

1233
01:20:03,250 --> 01:20:05,541
在妳決定放棄他之前

1234
01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:09,708
請想想那些美好畫面

1235
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:11,875
再也無法分享了

1236
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,083
想想吧

1237
01:20:23,125 --> 01:20:26,375
莫莫！

1238
01:20:27,375 --> 01:20:30,000
婚禮前還有幾個小時

1239
01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:33,583
給她一點時間吧

1240
01:20:45,375 --> 01:20:47,666
現在該怎麼辦才好？

1241
01:20:49,458 --> 01:20:51,958
只能希望莫妮卡會出現了

1242
01:20:53,208 --> 01:20:54,416
要是她沒出現

1243
01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:56,583
我們就玩完了

1244
01:21:00,541 --> 01:21:01,666
那妳呢？

1245
01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:04,333
就像我跟莫妮卡說的

1246
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,500
現在我明白

1247
01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:14,875
我該放下這顆網球了

1248
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:27,083
莉莎

1249
01:21:27,166 --> 01:21:28,375
那不叫“放下”

1250
01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:30,041
根本“正中紅心”

1251
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:36,125
知道嗎？感覺超爽的啦

1252
01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:55,875
莫妮卡不會出現了吧？

1253
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:04,750
爸，也該接受事實了

1254
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:08,416
她不想嫁給我了

1255
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:09,750
別擔心，兒子

1256
01:22:10,666 --> 01:22:13,791
老天保佑，一切都會順利的

1257
01:22:18,333 --> 01:22:20,250
大家！

1258
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,125
莫妮卡答應了

1259
01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:33,708
她等新郎過去

1260
01:22:33,791 --> 01:22:35,416
出發！

1261
01:22:53,541 --> 01:22:55,541
（七圈儀式）

1262
01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:39,041
謝謝妳願意給我機會

1263
01:23:39,125 --> 01:23:41,958
我是想要那些美好的照片

1264
01:24:30,375 --> 01:24:31,791
怪了

1265
01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:35,666
我看著他們手牽著手你儂我儂

1266
01:24:35,750 --> 01:24:38,750
卻一點也沒有想吐的感覺

1267
01:24:38,833 --> 01:24:40,208
這樣很好啊

1268
01:24:42,791 --> 01:24:44,291
嘿，莎薇

1269
01:24:45,291 --> 01:24:47,916
他們為什麼要繞火圈？

1270
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:51,166
這是印度婚禮的最高潮

1271
01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:54,750
他們要繞火圈七圈

1272
01:24:54,833 --> 01:24:58,375
每一圈都象徵夫妻之間的承諾

1273
01:24:58,916 --> 01:25:04,541
承諾彼此相愛
互相尊重、坦誠相對

1274
01:25:04,625 --> 01:25:07,916
從今天開始，他們將建立一個家庭

1275
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,833
攜手共度，同甘共苦

1276
01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:13,500
他們發誓成為彼此最好的朋友

1277
01:25:13,583 --> 01:25:19,000
丈夫承諾照顧他的妻子和孩子

1278
01:25:22,125 --> 01:25:23,125
等等！

1279
01:25:32,541 --> 01:25:33,625
怎麼了？

1280
01:25:34,708 --> 01:25:35,916
讓讓

1281
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:37,666
妳去哪？

1282
01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:39,041
有看到提姆嗎？

1283
01:25:48,666 --> 01:25:50,666
（提姆）

1284
01:25:53,625 --> 01:25:54,708
哈囉

1285
01:26:00,291 --> 01:26:02,125
我本來想打電話給妳

1286
01:26:02,708 --> 01:26:03,833
但後來想想

1287
01:26:05,291 --> 01:26:07,500
還是這樣說比較好

1288
01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:12,625
這場婚禮就快結束了

1289
01:26:14,458 --> 01:26:16,250
我也該走了

1290
01:26:17,541 --> 01:26:20,916
謝謝妳找我來幫忙

1291
01:26:22,041 --> 01:26:23,666
這工作太好玩了

1292
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:28,375
最重要的是
我可以再次跟妳在一起

1293
01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:33,666
我也有話要跟妳說

1294
01:26:34,416 --> 01:26:36,541
我接下這份工作

1295
01:26:37,166 --> 01:26:39,000
不是因為需要錢

1296
01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:42,333
而是因為

1297
01:26:43,666 --> 01:26:45,750
我想再次接近妳

1298
01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:49,000
在妳身邊我永遠不覺得無聊

1299
01:26:50,291 --> 01:26:51,916
很替妳開心

1300
01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:54,791
妳終於放下亞倫

1301
01:26:59,208 --> 01:27:00,666
也讓我明白

1302
01:27:00,750 --> 01:27:03,583
我也該放下妳了

1303
01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:09,458
希望有天妳會遇到一個好男人

1304
01:27:09,541 --> 01:27:12,125
可能不像亞倫這麼完美

1305
01:27:13,125 --> 01:27:15,625
可能不像我這麼十項全能

1306
01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:18,875
只要他愛著妳

1307
01:27:18,958 --> 01:27:21,000
妳也愛著他

1308
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:24,708
他在說什麼？

1309
01:27:30,666 --> 01:27:31,750
提姆！

1310
01:28:18,583 --> 01:28:19,791
妳在幹嘛？

1311
01:28:20,541 --> 01:28:22,125
那你又在幹嘛？

1312
01:28:22,708 --> 01:28:24,166
幹嘛傳語音訊息？

1313
01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:31,958
我不敢當面跟妳說

1314
01:28:37,166 --> 01:28:39,166
我怕漏掉什麼…

1315
01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:43,000
我們去喝雞爪湯吧

1316
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:55,000
好啊，不會再放我鴿子吧？

1317
01:28:55,083 --> 01:28:58,500
這個嘛，我不確定欸

1318
01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:05,375
但我好像聽到眾神的呢喃

1319
01:29:06,166 --> 01:29:08,458
告訴我別讓這傢伙溜走了

1320
01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:10,333
眾神的呢喃？

1321
01:29:11,625 --> 01:29:14,458
說來話長啦，以後再跟你說

1322
01:29:16,708 --> 01:29:19,000
回答我的問題

1323
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:21,416
要跟我去嗎？

1324
01:29:30,208 --> 01:29:32,208
這個十項全能的傢伙…

1325
01:29:38,333 --> 01:29:40,416
不會拒絕冒險的機會

1326
01:29:40,916 --> 01:29:42,125
說好了

1327
01:30:53,958 --> 01:30:55,541
老娘還沒打夠呢

1328
01:30:56,458 --> 01:31:00,166
莫莫

1329
01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:02,791
抱歉，我放屁

1330
01:31:02,875 --> 01:31:05,166
不用擔心啦

1331
01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:08,500
這裡很忙欸！

1332
01:31:08,583 --> 01:31:10,208
泰式炒河粉多少錢？

1333
01:31:16,291 --> 01:31:17,500
怎麼回事？

1334
01:31:18,416 --> 01:31:20,291
大力一點

1335
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:26,083
騎馬去？

1336
01:31:26,166 --> 01:31:27,958
不要，有車騎

1337
01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:30,041
其實我不喝雞爪湯的

1338
01:31:40,541 --> 01:31:41,541
卡！

1339
01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:45,250
好痛

1340
01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:47,041
這一腳也太強了吧

1341
01:31:49,791 --> 01:31:51,458
“其實我愛的不是班班

1342
01:31:51,541 --> 01:31:53,375
而是伯恩，我的伴郎”

1343
01:31:53,458 --> 01:31:55,208
-是鮑伯吧？
-對啦，鮑伯

1344
01:31:55,291 --> 01:31:56,791
“我愛的不是伯恩”

1345
01:31:56,875 --> 01:31:58,166
-鮑伯啦！
-對喔

1346
01:31:58,916 --> 01:32:00,500
“其實

1347
01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:03,708
我愛的不是鮑伯，而是伯恩”

1348
01:32:03,791 --> 01:32:04,791
別又來了

1349
01:32:05,916 --> 01:32:07,458
我是怎麼了？

1350
01:32:07,541 --> 01:32:08,708
下雨了

1351
01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:10,208
喂

1352
01:32:10,916 --> 01:32:11,916
幹嘛？

1353
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,583
-好了嗎？
-還沒，我脫光光

1354
01:32:14,666 --> 01:32:15,625
需要幫忙嗎？

1355
01:32:15,708 --> 01:32:17,333
想得美！

1356
01:32:17,416 --> 01:32:18,791
人家不想要這個

1357
01:32:19,583 --> 01:32:21,666
慶祝愛情吧，嘿，莎瓦

1358
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,333
大家一起說，嘿，莎瓦

1359
01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:28,875
大家跳起來，嘿，莎瓦

1360
01:32:30,375 --> 01:32:32,583
雙手舉起來，嘿，莎瓦

1361
01:32:33,833 --> 01:32:37,541
大家一起說，嘿，莎瓦

1362
01:37:57,291 --> 01:37:59,291
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