[cheerful music playing]
[cell phone ringing]
- Hello. - [man] Still at work?
Yes, just a few more numbers. Don't wait up.
- I'll text you when I get home. - Okay.
Oh, I came across a really spooky ghost story.
You'll like it. I'm sending you the link.
All right. Bye.
[phone dings]
[woman] This happened quite recently.
A friend of mine usually stays late in the office
by herself to finish her work.
[suspenseful music playing]
Then one night,
she was all alone as usual.
The time was about 10:15 p.m.
Suddenly, the lights started flickering.
She didn't think too much of it.
She thought it was just a brownout.
But then...
all the lights went out.
[screaming]
Shit.
[anklets chiming]
[gasps]
[drums beating]
[screaming]
[exhales]
[both screaming]
Cue 3 completed. Next.
Guys, get ready for the surprise.
Mack, on your mark.
Time to pop the question.
- [screams] - [groans]
[continues screaming]
Will you marry me?
[all] Shit! Shit! Shit!
Will you marry me?
Yes!
Luckily, this clip has gone viral.
Or Mack and Pla would have torn us to pieces.
Forget that,
we're lucky that Pla wasn't killed.
Wonder where that tuk-tuk came from.
Aoffy, why didn't you block the road?
I was playing the ghost, remember?
And got a full kick in the face.
You were there.
- Why didn't you do it? - Fatso.
- You said... - Enough, you guys.
We almost got them killed.
After the medical bills, we barely have any profit.
Without new clients, we'll have to drink water for meals.
- Don't worry. - You've got a client?
I prayed to Khai the Child God.
Wait up.
Tell you what.
You're a superstitious freak.
But it hasn't made your life better in any way.
Go easy on it.
There's more?
[Aoffy] Super sweet.
[retching]
[both] Again.
[flushing]
Your puke is so gross.
Can't you vomit like a lady?
There must be a wedding that won't make you puke.
Maybe your wedding, Risa.
No way.
No way she'll puke?
No way she'll get married.
- Yeah, right. - Yeah, rank.
I'll never get married in this lifetime.
Never say never.
There might be a knight on a white horse who'll come and marry you.
If there's one for me,
he must be real crazy.
Let me tell you.
I don't care about getting a husband.
[both] Oh, yeah?
Bitches.
[ring tone playing]
Hi, Chavee. What's up?
Oh, okay. Thank you.
-What is it? -My prayers have been answered.
Hmm?
As if the whole world is getting married at the same time.
My company has got four weddings simultaneously.
I'm afraid of messing up and receiving a complaint.
Our companies have worked together,
will you do one of them?
I won't take any commission.
[in English] Thank you.
[in Thai] All the details on the Indian wedding,
I'll send you all the information and be your consultant.
I'll also send Buay to help you.
- So, will you take... - We'll do it.
Let her finish.
Or she'll know we're desperate.
The pay is in millions.
Deal! Pay the deposit now?
She's faster than me.
But we have never done an Indian wedding.
It's so easy.
It's all about M.S.P.
M.S.P.?
M.S.P.!
What is that?
M.S.P. stands for Mehndi, Sangeet, and Phere.
Know what they are?
Beats me.
You don't have to worry about anything.
I'll show you previous wedding videos.
They'll explain everything.
- Do you... - What is this? Very tasty!
- Gulab jamun. - Gulab jamun.
- Do you... - Wow, nice color!
What is this?
That's jalebi.
- Do you... - This one is so crispy.
That's a samosa.
Have it with masala tea and you're in heaven!
- Do you... - Wow!
Enough! I know you want to eat, but we're discussing business.
I'm gonna kick you in the canal.
Goddess Kali has possessed Risa!
Don't say that. She's fiercer than Kali!
You two are ganging up on me.
But do you have the couple's profile?
Here.
Shit!
What is it?
Her ex-boyfriend.
Shit!
Okay, I'll be right there.
Are they for Miss June's wedding?
- Put them in the studio. - Okay.
I heard you were so shocked to find out that the groom is Mr. Arun.
How come?
Here's the story, Buay.
Aoffy!
♪ This is a love story when you were still a baby ♪
♪ It happened years ago and it's all so crazy ♪
♪ Risa just got her degree ♪
♪ Then she hurried to do overseas studies ♪
♪ Welcome to United Kingdom! ♪
♪ In England our lady had to work for salary ♪
♪ Getting all dirty in a Thai eatery ♪
♪ Then one day she met a guy ♪
♪ A handsome Indian guy by the name of Arun ♪
♪ Oh, yeah... yeah, namaste ♪
♪ He was a customer where she worked ♪
♪ Their eyes met and sparks flew all over ♪
♪ Young Arun became a regular ♪
♪ Lunch, dinner and sometimes supper ♪
♪ From hi customer, it became hi baby! ♪
♪ He was her shadow at work and parties ♪
♪ Arun followed her like a puppy ♪
♪ They became such a happy couple! ♪
♪ Shoo-be-doo Bee-doo-wa Bee-do-bee-do ♪
♪ For a year they were together ♪
♪ She believed he was the one ♪
♪ Well, he's so perfect fine and clever ♪
♪ She was sure Arun was the one ♪
♪ But one day Arun said it's all over ♪
♪ Risa was shocked struck by lightning ♪
♪ She thought they were fated to be together ♪
♪ Let's be friends, Risa ♪
♪ Be friends forever ♪
♪ [in Thai] No more laughter no more... Suddenly became... ♪
♪ Boo-hoo, Boo-hoo ♪
♪ Split by distance across the world, she's still ♪
♪ Boo-hoo, Boo-hoo ♪
♪ Since then Risa has never looked at any man she's still ♪
♪ Boo-hoo, Boo-hoo ♪
♪ Years went by but she'll never forget her man, she's still ♪
♪ Boo-hoo, Boo-hoo ♪
Stop!
Don't listen to these clowns.
She's as fierce as a dog.
No. Dogs are as fierce as her.
How come Arun is getting married?
There's no hint at all on his Facebook.
[gasps]
Girl, you did not!
Are you spying on your ex?
Pathetic.
You told me yourself
that Arun barely posts about his personal life.
When you were together, he never posted about it.
That I can relate to.
When I had eight boyfriends simultaneously, I never posted too.
Humble-brag.
Hell no! I won't organize Arun's wedding.
[in English] I can't believe we're finally here.
I've always dreamed about sharing this moment with you.
Wait.
No!
This is wrong. We broke up.
What about your fiancee?
She's standing right behind you.
- You witch. - No.
Enough.
I'm not done with you yet.
Mo-mo.
What the fuck...
[bird cawing]
[exclaims]
[soft music playing]
Listen, Ri.
The wedding takes three days and the prep only a month.
You can do it for the money. Just for the money.
Get it over and done with.
[exclaims]
What's up with you?
I'm trying to act natural.
Why so nervous?
You've met him during the prep
like how many times? Eight times?
On Zoom and face-to-face are not the same.
There they are.
Risa!
- Hi. - Hello.
[in English] Oh, look at you. Wow!
Zoom calls are one thing, but seeing you in person...
Oh, my God. I'm so glad we can just talk face-to-face.
Me, too.
I just gotta be honest with you.
I got so irritated the moment I got to know, you know.
Changing the wedding planner at the last minute.
When I found out who it was, I was like...
All is well.
Oh, my God. I got to tell you, it has to be...
God's work of bringing us back together.
Right, must be that.
[in Thai] What's wrong with her?
She's trying to act natural.
[in English] Oh, I'm sorry. I have to introduce you to someone.
Mo-mo, darling, are you still talking to your friend? Come.
[in Thai] Hotter than our friend.
- I would choose her too. - I heard that.
[in English] Risa, this is my bride-to-be, Monica.
And Monica, that's my old friend, Risa.
Hi.
[in Thai] Ex-girlfriend vs. Wifey
Will we see a slap-fest?
Stop being so melodramatic.
Stop listening to radio soaps too.
No slap-fest, trust me.
[in English] It's so good to finally meet you in person.
I mean, everything you've shown us so far has been gorgeous.
The fact that you and Arun are such good friends,
I know for sure we're gonna have the most beautiful wedding ever.
Of course, I'll make sure of that.
Thank you so much for doing this.
No, the pleasure is ours.
Thank you for choosing our company for such an important event.
I really wanted to thank you personally.
I thank you for all your thank you's.
[in Thai] A thank-you galore, is it ever going to end?
-[in English] Here's your key card. -Thank you.
You must be tired from your flight. Please relax and unwind.
And see you tomorrow afternoon for pre-wedding shoot.
And if you want anything, you can just call me.
We will keep an eye out for you two.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Shall we? - Yeah.
- See you guys. - Bye.
[in Thai] Ri!
I said we would keep an eye out for them.
But you are here spying on them!
Ridiculous.
I'm only making sure they're all right.
Right.
Wow, like in a romance film.
"My dear Mo,
"I'm so glad
"you'll become my wife soon and forever."
Squeeze your voice.
Got it. Got it.
"I'm glad you'll be my hubby too.
"Tell me, how many babies should we have?"
[screams]
See? God wants you to laugh.
He doesn't want you to stress.
God loves silly people like us.
Yeah?
[Aoffy exclaims]
Ooh!
Good aim.
One more and it would be so goddamn funny.
Oh!
Dammit! Right on cue!
[screams]
Stop. Don't mess with the crime scene.
Help me!
Serves you right.
This is nothing to him.
Tell him to take a painkiller and massage it.
Am I going to make it?
[cell phone ringing]
Why are you calling so late, Jan?
[Jan] It's morning already.
Open your eyes and look outside.
- What's up? - We've got a problem.
Problem? At this hour?
Yes, a problem at this hour.
The pre-wedding photographer we've hired for the 1:00 p.m. shoot...
[tires screeching]
How's Chat?
All his bones are broken.
We are doomed.
Then who is going to replace him?
The shoot is at 1:00 p.m.
Did you call Kai?
He's a monk now.
- Moo? - Now in Nepal.
- Siban? - Now in an OR.
- Tee? - Died three months ago.
- Taew? - Died before Tee.
So, nobody?
What about the average ones?
Even if there is one, he wouldn't get here in time.
It would take hours.
He wouldn't make it.
Is there really no photographers in Hua Hin?
Come on, keep looking!
I'm googling!
Don't just pray. Get your phone out.
I can't find any.
There must be someone.
I got one.
There is a top photographer who lives in Hua Hin.
Who?
That guy.
The chicken feet soup guy.
No way.
He might not be here anymore.
He's been here for three months.
He just posted on Instagram "Hua Hin, the land of clammy clams."
So full of information, huh?
But why me? You guys know him too.
Jan and I have to go back to the hotel.
We can't leave Buay with the guests.
All you have to do is
- convince your boy... - He's not my boy!
- The way you... - Stop.
Stop it!
We can't botch this million-baht deal.
Not hundreds, not thousands.
[both] But a million!
[both] A million!
Hey, wait!
-You really want me to go by myself? -[both] Yes!
[whimpers]
[man] And now,
brace yourself for a thrilling spectacle from this guy.
The magician who David Copperfield begged to be his student.
The unrivaled master of magic!
[pigeon cooing]
Tim!
Shit!
Tim!
Out of the way.
Sorry.
[exclaims]
Tim!
Shit!
New career, but same old bike.
[Aoffy] Please stand by.
We are getting a new photographer.
Go take photos of dogs and cats
and whatever for now.
- Jan. - Yeah.
- Everything all right? - Yes.
You think she can convince Tim?
No need to worry.
He agreed?
I found a shrine in the back and made an offering.
Two roast ducks.
Tim will certainly come!
Come on! Help me out.
- I'm begging you. - No!
Read my lips. I'm done!
Done with photography?
Done with you forever!
I'll pay you way more than the going rate, okay?
I've got work to do.
No time to play with you.
When did you get here?
Tomorrow, don't come back.
What? Why not?
You've got the nerve!
Your show is so shitty. Better off hiring a Chinese lion dance.
Don't forget to return the costume. It's expensive.
What's that smile?
- Tim! You're leaving? - [motorbike revving]
Please help me out.
Tim! Don't leave, please help me!
[sighs]
We're so dead.
What should we do?
Sitting here is not gonna help.
I'll go tell Arun that we have to reschedule the shoot.
Either he'll understand
or we're doomed.
But I don't think we're doomed anymore.
[tranquil music playing]
[thud]
Can we really get through this?
[in English] Ready?
Look at the camera, please.
Perfect.
[soft lively music playing]
Wonderful.
Nice.
[indistinct conversation]
Very nice. Okay, look at him, please.
Monica. Can you put your head on his shoulder?
Okay, nice.
Smile.
Very good. Now look at each other.
- Yeah. - Like this?
Yeah, I love this one. Hold still.
One, two, three.
- Let me check first. - Yeah.
[inaudible]
[in Thai] Why are you smiling?
Is that them? Must be.
Ready, guys?
[in English] Welcome to Thailand. I'm Jan.
I'm from Lord of the Two Rings wedding company.
I'm Manoj. I'm Monica's father. And she's Pathama, my lovely wife.
- Hello. - Hello.
Maya, listen. All of the stuff you mentioned
is in this one bag. What? This one bag.
And who gets eight bags for seven days?
Those are Karun and Maya.
Arun's parents.
Ready? Three, two, one. Action!
The truth of our relationship is that...
it actually started with a freak accident.
Eight bags. And you got Junior. Did I say anything?
Don't worry. They're always like this.
Yes, they're always fighting.
Especially about Junior.
I mean it wasn't that dramatic, but yeah...
It did start because of Junior.
Who's Junior?
[in Thai] Who is Junior?
How would I know?
[in Hindi] Junior, my boy.
[in English] Are you hungry?
You want some snack? Little or big one? Come on. Tell me.
You want some snack?
You ever ask your wife, whether she's hungry, or wants some snack?
Only taking care of your son's dog.
[cheerful Indian music playing]
One fine morning. I just took Junior out for a walk.
And all of the sudden, he just yanked the leash and ran away.
I could actually see a lady coming towards us and...
I'm not kidding, he just knocked her flat down.
I ran over there to help the lady up and...
The moment I saw her face,
there was just one thing on my mind.
[both] I want to hold this lady forever.
[in Thai] Yes!
[retching]
Ri? Puking again?
Hold it. Please hold it.
[gulps]
[retching]
Shit!
[in English] Risa, what's wrong?
[squeaking]
Risa?
Risa, are you all right?
Why are you so clumsy?
You got to find someone to take care of you.
[in Thai] Check the files before sending them to Jan.
Okay.
Thank you.
Wait.
Where are you going?
My job's done here.
Good, you're here.
You can pay me now.
How would you prefer?
Not yet. It's not finished.
What are you talking about?
Arun and Monica really like your photos.
They want you to take more
and be in charge of the whole wedding photography.
Nah. I'm leaving. Wire me the money.
Come on, please help me.
You've already helped me out. Just do it till the end.
Not helping you. I helped Jan and Aoffy.
Get someone else for your ex's photos.
[in English] ...and the bar's next to the pool.
[in Thai] Wait.
How do you know Arun is my ex?
There, that girl told me.
Hey.
Don't leave.
I beg you.
I'll pay you 100,000 baht.
You can leave right after it's done.
I won't hold you back.
- I promise. - Promise?
No more promises since the chicken feet soup joint.
We're both adults. Why did you bail?
You could have broken up with me in person,
so I didn't have to waste 299 baht
on that lousy chicken feet soup!
I'm sorry then.
What's so funny?
You're unbelievable.
You've ghosted me for over a year.
You say sorry now because you need my help?
You're a she-devil.
I'm not surprised why that Indian guy
left you to marry someone else!
[Risa screams]
Help!
Come on.
Don't be a sissy. Can't you swim? That's ridiculous.
Shit!
Help!
- The water is shallow! - Help!
Calm down. I'm here to help!
Tim!
I'm not dead.
You scared me.
[in English] What happened to your ex? He can't swim?
I don't know. I thought he could.
Wait! What did you just call him?
- Your ex-boyfriend. - Who told you that?
Well...
What? You wanted me to think he's just a photographer at my wedding?
You still get a kick out of keeping secrets from me, don't you?
- Secrets? - Yeah.
Tim is not my ex.
Why would I invite my ex to my other ex's wedding?
That would be pure craziness.
Tim and I are actually...
dating.
Again.
Oh, wow. Congratulations. I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
Baby, wake up. Babe.
[in Thai] What a nightmare.
I dreamt I was drowning and you dragged me up.
And I heard you tell your ex that we're back together.
Are you crazy? Why did you tell him that?
I don't know.
It just came out of my mouth.
Maybe I just wanted to say something to shock Arun.
Where is my stuff? I'm leaving.
Tim!
Please don't go!
You shouldn't have told him that.
Can't you just forget it for now?
[Aoffy] Here you are!
I've been looking for you all over.
Wait. Why do you two look like wet puppies?
Skip that.
Ri, shit just hit the fan again.
Shit? What could be worse than me getting back with her?
I said skip that.
What? You're back together?
Wow! Congratulations, chicken feet boy.
Aoffy, what's the bad news?
What happened?
The Sword Fighting show we booked for the welcome show...
Remember Chat's motorcycle accident with the pick-up truck?
Don't tell me...
Bang!
Crash! Boom! Bang!
So dead!
Not dead yet. Three of them are just bruised.
But one got a fractured hand.
Can't even lift a pencil.
Damn. What do we do now?
Chavee mentioned it's really important.
[Chavee] The welcome show must impress the guests on the first day.
If you don't get it right,
the client will be totally pissed.
They will complain, nag and pester you.
And you'll feel wrecked
and ruined for the rest of event.
So, don't screw it up, no matter what.
So, what do we do?
Find another show?
Where can we find one now?
We don't have time anyway.
Jan and the caravan of relatives will arrive soon.
How about me?
I can do the belly dance. Look, look.
What?
No. Stop it.
Don't give me that look.
- I said no. - Pretty please.
No. Let go, let go.
Please, Mr. Magic Man.
Amazing. Let go.
- Come on. - No.
Just one last time.
[in English] Welcome. Welcome.
Welcome to Thailand.
Hi, welcome to Thailand.
Welcome. Don't forget to get a drink.
Everyone. This way, please.
[Thai music playing]
[in Thai] I get that he can take photos.
But sword fighting?
Tim is a jack-of-all-trades. He can do just about anything.
He can do everything except swimming.
What do you mean, Aoffy?
[swords clashing]
[people applauding]
He's killing it!
Thank you for going to Samed and meeting Tim back then.
[Aoffy] Who goes to Samed to forget about an ex
but comes back with a new, younger boyfriend?
They both are my exes now.
But they're both back?
Enough.
[swords clashing]
[people exclaiming]
[in English] Bravo!
I'll see you guys later. I'll see you in a bit. Bye.
Risa.
- Yes? - Wow. That performance was...
heart-stopping, you know.
And you and your boyfriend, that very talented man.
Right. He's very talented.
I'm sure. Why did you guys break up?
I'm sorry. I assumed... I...
It's just that you and I...
after what happened in England, I just thought...
you won't be going around, meeting people.
That's what it seemed like.
- Trust me. - Yeah.
I was dating a lot.
That's a relief. I'm happy for you.
Why?
What? Because...
You know, after you and I broke up, it was just like...
I felt I might've ended up hurting my best friend.
Meeting you here, looking at you, talking to you,
I know that you're going out, dating people. You're happy.
Just makes me happy.
What we had is long gone.
Burned and buried.
- Okay. What? - And you know what?
Compared to all my exes, Tim is the best boyfriend I've ever had.
- Nice. I'm happy for you. - Excuse me.
- I've got a wedding to run. - So sorry.
- See you. - See you.
[in Thai] I was trying to brag. Would he get it?
I'm sure he would.
All the laughter, but the eyes said it all.
I'm proud of you, Risa.
You were so damn good.
Good afternoon.
[in English] Isn't she peculiar?
Nobody is as strange as you, okay?
I'm strange? How dare you!
And you think you don't look strange when you look at young girls?
[in Thai] Did you really say that to him?
Sure. And I felt so good.
You should've seen Arun's face.
He looked dumbstruck.
But why did he ask you all that?
Or maybe...
Maybe what?
He's jealous?
No way!
He's getting married.
Remember Bam's wedding?
- Bam who? - Bam, that unfortunate bride.
Her groom announced on stage.
"Honestly, I don't love Bam.
"I'm in love with Bob, my best man."
Now I remember.
That was a total disaster.
Only expenses, no income.
Gives me goosebumps.
Ri, please. Don't make Arun jealous and ruin his wedding.
Try to be considerate.
I've got car payments.
Please cooperate.
Is he really jealous?
No way.
Why now?
[knock at door]
- Can you pay me now? - Wow.
You almost stabbed me.
Now you ask for money?
What's wrong with you?
Keep dropping things on me.
Last time with the fire baton. Remember?
Stop complaining.
You just kicked me into the pool. I almost drowned.
That shallow pool?
Whatever. Pay me now.
I'll do it when the job is done, bye.
Wait, wait, stop.
I won't fall for your chicken feet soup trick again!
If you don't pay me now,
I'll leave and tell Arun
that we're not back together.
Can I scan for payment?
Here.
- Done. - Wait!
What now?
Where do I sleep?
Good question.
No rooms available.
Not even one?
-Maybe someone checked out early? -I'm afraid not.
Just give me any room.
A room with no AC, broken TV, clogged toilet.
Or even a haunted room.
No shitty rooms like that, ma'am.
Stop pushing him.
- We can sleep together. - No way!
We used to do that all the time.
You can't say that.
He means
we used to sleep in the same room.
On a sofa and a bed, separately.
Just say we sleep together, he wouldn't mind.
- Not at all. - See?
[both exclaim]
Maybe I can find a room at a nearby hotel.
[in English] My key card doesn't seem to work.
What's happening?
-Nothing. -She wants us to sleep in separate rooms.
- Hey! - What?
But why?
Yeah. Why, honey?
You two are married, right?
Pardon me?
Married. Someone named Buay told us.
Maybe I heard wrong?
Not even close, ma'am.
- Is the party here? - What happened?
She wants to sleep in a separate room from her husband.
What? You have a husband now?
It's a tiny misunderstanding.
Uh...
[in Thai] Help me out!
[in English] We had a small fight, but...
we're okay now. Right, honey?
Yeah. All good.
Yeah, so, let's head back to our room. Okay?
- Okay. - Okay. This way, honey.
- Bye, guys. Goodnight. - Bye.
Actually, we...
we're not married yet, but we're planning on it.
Your wedding has been a huge inspiration for us.
- What? - Goodnight.
Yeah. Goodnight. Bye.
What a funny couple.
Yeah.
I'm a bit surprised those two ended up together.
Why? What's so surprising about it?
I thought you and Risa were good friends.
Has she never mentioned Tim to you?
Obviously, she has...
I was thinking out loud. Let it be. Too random.
I think it'd be great if they get married.
We can totally have two weddings on the same day.
[in Hindi] Really? [in English] Funny girl.
Don't you want your best friend to be happy?
Obviously, I do. But you know...
Don't worry about it. It's just too random.
You know, let's just get some good sleep.
Sweet dreams, my lady. See you tomorrow.
Dream of me.
Or maybe not.
Technically, it's your last day to think about other girls before the ceremony.
Marriage is a marathon, you know.
You're in it for the long run.
- Goodnight, babe. - Goodnight.
[in Thai] Hey.
Huh?
You can leave in a while.
I told Aoffy to move to Jan's room.
You can take his room.
I prefer it here.
- Hey! - "Hey" what?
If I run into your ex or his thousand relatives outside,
would they believe we're a couple?
What a mistake!
Which one? Lying we're a couple,
or agreeing to be your lover's wedding planner?
- What did you just say? - What?
It's so obvious that you haven't moved on from that Indian guy.
That's not true!
Liars have smelly armpits, you know?
[sniffs]
Let me ask you.
Don't you feel hurt?
Why would I?
I don't feel anything.
I'm doing this for the money, just the money.
If you say so.
Hey!
I thought I'd throw it at Arun. But you deserve it more.
You only have one?
Hey.
Don't.
Tim!
It's my turn.
- Tim, don't. - You started it.
[bed thumping]
[in English] I sometimes wonder if Dr. Varun put you on the right medicines.
It's the wedding planner and her boyfriend.
Sometime back they were fighting.
And now... listen...
the bed is creaking so hard.
Boy!
Hi, so I guess yesterday was a lucky day.
Arun and I watched a tennis match at Wimbledon.
And Arun happened to catch the winning ball.
Baby, what are you doing to it?
I just want to give it to you like...
but let me finish this.
- Well, let me see it. - No. You're going to spoil it.
- Let me... No, don't... - Let me see, please, baby...
Babe, come back.
[soft music playing]
[sighs]
[waves lapping]
- [in Thai] Shit! - Sorry, sorry.
I was practicing fire juggling.
Are you hurt?
No.
Hey. Heartbroken?
How do you know?
It's not hard to tell.
People come to Samed either to get laid
or to nurse their heartbreak.
Looking at you,
I think it's the heartbreak.
So smart, huh?
And you? Why are you here?
I don't belong to either camp.
I quit my job and came here to learn fire juggling.
Strange reason.
How's that?
Well, I get bored easily.
So I've been searching for something that's best for me.
Found it?
I think I just did.
Shit!
Please talk politely to your back-together-ex-boyfriend.
What did you just do to me?
What did I do?
I saw you laying down like a log.
I thought you died from a broken heart.
You poor thing.
My baby.
I was just kidding.
Let me change.
No! Get out!
[in English] Baby, come here.
- Hi, guys. - Hi.
You guys going to have breakfast?
I was hoping to go over the details of the Mehndi ceremony.
Yeah.
Did you guys sleep well?
I slept like a baby. I mean, good job on finding this location.
The suite here is amazing.
- Yes. - Yeah. I think so.
But both of us, we didn't sleep at all last night. Right, baby?
Oh, you!
Don't be shy, babe.
But I am!
- Want more? - No.
Guys.
Guys!
Maybe we should discuss the Mehndi after breakfast.
Yeah, I think that's better.
- Mo? - See you, guys. Bye.
Bye.
[in Thai] What did you do that for?
Playing your boyfriend. Convincing?
Now I know how to have a good time here.
Playing your boyfriend is so fun.
Key card?
- No. - Huh?
What?
Hey! Come back.
Risa!
[Chavee] In a Mehndi ceremony,
relatives hand-paint henna on the bride's hand.
It signifies the bond at the wedding
between the bride and groom,
and their families.
The darker the henna paint,
the deeper and more beautiful the love of the couple will be.
[Indian music playing]
[in English] You want to check the photos?
Nice. What do you think?
-I think all these pictures are beautiful. -Yeah.
Maybe let's let Tim help us choose.
So, Tim, of all these amazing photos you've taken so far,
which one is the best?
Um...
I think...
I'll tell you guys later.
Yeah, I'll tell you guys later.
[Arun] Okay.
Thanks for bringing the horse here.
Please have dinner.
Jan has it ready for you.
- Thanks. - Okay.
[in English] Hey, Risa.
- Hi, Mr. Karun. - Hi.
- Hello, Junior. - Junior.
-Is that the horse for tomorrow's Baraat? -Yes.
Wow. Gorgeous.
You know, for my marriage, I rode a horse too.
- Wow. - Let me tell you
an open secret.
When I was marrying Maya,
I was so drunk.
So drunk that I fell off from the horse
three times before I could reach the ceremony.
- My God! - Well, time has passed.
But nothing has changed.
We're still falling down,
we're still getting back up.
But, yes...
I love her a lot.
How do you know when you've met the right person?
Hmm?
I mean, the person you'll spend your life with.
I believe in
whisper of the gods.
- "Whisper of the gods?" - Yes.
Whisper of the gods. Suddenly...
Something will light up in your head.
Like firecrackers in the night sky.
That will tell you.
So listen to it.
It points to you, the one who is right for you.
The person who you're supposed to be with
and never ever let go of.
That's the whisper of the gods.
When did you hear the gods whispering to you?
When I fell off the horse the third time!
Risa, one day,
you'll also hear the whisper, the sound.
But before that,
you got to promise me that for tonight's Sangeet party
you're really going to get drunk!
- Sangeet! - Sangeet!
So, let's have fun and enjoy the music like a big family.
[all exclaiming]
Let's go. Let's have some photos.
I'm coming back. Okay?
[in Thai] You guys.
I have to go.
Where to?
To puke, Jan.
Mr. Karun kept pouring for me. I can't handle it.
That's bad!
- Wait. Where're you going? - What?
I'm afraid Aoffy will be lonely puking by himself.
- Really? - Yes.
Let go of me.
Aoffy, wait for me.
This is typical of a Sangeet party.
Despite telling Mr. Karun I have this party to run,
he still insisted I get drunk.
Now I'm totally wasted.
Take this. Bye.
What?
I'm hiding from Arun's father.
"Bottoms up, bottoms up." Now I'm so drunk.
What? Don't tell me...
I'm plastered.
[in English] Welcome everyone, to tonight's Sangeet.
Up next, let's welcome
our beloved bride and groom.
[all cheering]
[in Thai] Excuse me.
[Chavee] This is the real Sangeet party.
If you don't get to drink or dance
then you're not at the Sangeet at all.
[sniffles]
We should find an Indian guy to marry too,
don't you think, Ri?
You're not her.
- Hey. - Huh?
Where's Ri?
Same symptoms.
[gulps]
Hey, you couldn't handle your wound or what?
No! I just drank too much.
Oh, right... too many drinks.
I thought seeing Arun and his wife-to-be dancing together
was too heartbreaking.
That's not the case?
Look, they said if anyone wants to dance,
they can pick an outfit from here.
Wanna have a go?
Maybe Arun can get a taste of his own medicine.
No. No way!
Scaredy-cat?
Yeah, you're scared.
[all cheering]
[Indian music playing]
[in Hindi] ♪ Let it beat faster ♪
♪ Let the heart beat faster ♪
♪ Let eyes gaze into each other ♪
♪ Let the shining eyes gaze into each other ♪
♪ Let it beat faster ♪
♪ Let the heart beat faster ♪
♪ Let eyes gaze into each other ♪
♪ Let the shining eyes gaze into each other ♪
♪ With a little bit of love ♪
♪ Tinkle your earrings ♪
♪ Hearing their melody ♪
♪ Heart claps in rhythm ♪
♪ I have come for you ♪
♪ To become yours ♪
♪ Come let us now together say ♪
♪ Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Let us celebrate love Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Everybody say Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Make everyone dance Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Everybody say Hayi Shava ♪
♪ How am I to recognize ♪
♪ In this world ♪
♪ Who is the one made for me? ♪
♪ Among so many strangers ♪
♪ Unknown characters and faces ♪
♪ Who is the one who will become my soulmate ♪
♪ When you come across that particular person ♪
♪ Nature whispers in your ear ♪
♪ You then feel ♪
♪ It is a message from God ♪
♪ It'll be a joyful swinging ride ♪
♪ Morning and evening ♪
♪ Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Moving in circles ♪
♪ Life is a whirlpool ♪
♪ It keeps moving aimlessly ♪
♪ Till one meets one's life partner ♪
♪ And when you find that person ♪
♪ Something magical happens ♪
♪ The person becomes part of your breath ♪
♪ Like the mingling fragrance of oud ♪
♪ I'm gonna be here with you ♪
♪ Never gonna leave you ♪
♪ Just come closer, baby and stay forever ♪
♪ Let us celebrate love Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Everybody say Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Make everybody dance Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Put your hands up and say Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Everybody say Hayi Shava ♪
[all cheering]
[clatters]
[heart thumping]
[in English] Old man!
Papa!
Karun.
- Karun. - Papa.
Papa.
Papa, Papa.
Papa!
Are you okay?
Why is everyone smiling?
Did my kurta tear while dancing?
I thought you left me, you old man.
Oh, my nagging wife. Don't worry.
I'm still planning my escape.
Stop it. Always, always.
Get up now.
This is the whisper of the gods.
[all cheering]
[in Thai] Almost 5:00 a.m. The guests are going back to their rooms.
Go get some rest.
So, how's Mr. Karun doing?
It's his medical condition.
He's fine after taking his pills and getting rest.
Good.
[clears throat]
- [clears throat] - Do you need to go puke?
I want to thank you.
- For what? - Everything.
From taking photos to saving Arun's father's life.
Arun and his mother are grateful.
You're a real hero tonight.
Speaking of it, Arun's parents are a strange couple.
They bicker all the time.
And yet they love each other very much.
Soulmates or hell-mates,
sometimes we never know.
What about us?
What kind of couple are we?
Huh?
What now?
This wedding is a real rollercoaster.
Ri.
Huh?
Put that flashlight down.
-Ri, we have a blackout. -What?
Let's check on the guests.
- Put the torch down. - You won't see me.
Come.
Hurry up.
The guests are waiting.
- Can you fix it? Where to? - Yes.
[in English] Excuse me.
Thank you.
-Hello. Here's a torch for you. -Hi.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
- Power will be back soon. - It's okay.
- Sorry. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Bye.
Risa?
I thought it was someone bringing me ice.
No ice. But I brought this for you.
- Just in case. - Like a lucky charm?
Come in for a minute?
Come, come.
- I'll take it. - No. I can put it here.
- Your drink. - Thank you.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
I just wanted to thank you, for your boyfriend, what he did there.
So, when's the wedding?
[choking] [coughing]
Thank you.
I'd better go. Hand out torches for the other guests.
Risa.
I have something to confess.
When I...
When I broke up with you, it's because I was afraid...
that the distance between us would
just break things up.
Risa, you were my best friend.
I just didn't wanna lose you.
But I lost you anyway, didn't I?
Then I meet you here, at my own wedding, and...
started having all these doubts.
It's as if
the gods were testing me.
I'm here to marry the woman I love.
I'm presented by the woman
I used to love.
After this much time, seeing you here...
talking to you just makes me uncertain.
It makes me uncertain, Risa.
Maybe...
You're the woman I used to love.
And still the woman I love.
The lights are back.
Uh...
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have...
Risa, I just...
Mo-mo...
Why put us through all of this?
I was waiting for you to tell me that she's your ex.
You knew?
Everybody here knows, Arun.
Because I didn't say a word, doesn't mean I'm an idiot.
Mon, listen to me once. It's not what it looks like.
This girl that you're still dreaming of...
You better be with her.
Monica, listen to me once.
Monica!
Monica, Monica!
Monica!
Monica.
Monica!
Can you guys just wait for me?
Risa!
[in Thai] Hold this.
[in English] Monica!
Monica!
Monica.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
Monica, Monica!
What's happening?
Monica, wait!
She's our wedding planner.
[all exclaim]
And that's her recently got-back-together boyfriend.
[all exclaim]
Why are they running?
- That's a good question. - Cheers!
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Monica!
Mo-mo.
Monica.
Monica, listen to me. Please. I know what it looks like...
I didn't literally mean it.
You weren't supposed to find another girl before we got married.
I know. But you said marriage is a marathon.
And now I am literally running after you, it's the long run.
Run the other way.
Mo-mo, no...
No. I'm not letting you go.
Monica! I'm sorry...
[screams]
[motorbike revving]
Mo-mo, I won't do it again...
Why don't you get it? I don't want to talk to you.
[in Thai] Risa, what are you doing up there?
I don't know either!
Momo! I'm sorry.
[in English] Mo-mo, listen to me.
Nothing you say can change us back.
Mo-mo, bike!
[in Thai] Motorcycle!
[screams]
Shit!
[screaming]
Shit!
Hold on tight!
[in English] Mo-mo, I'm sorry. Listen to me.
I don't want to listen to you, Arun!
I don't want to talk to you!
[in Thai] Van!
[van honking]
- [tires screeching] - [van honking]
Monica!
Car!
[screaming]
Risa!
[in English] Babe.
Babe.
[in Thai] Risa, you all right?
Sure, I'm good.
[in English] Are you trying to kill me, Mo-mo?
I'm not trying to kill you.
But to marry you after what I just saw.
- Mo-mo, listen. Listen to me. - Not a chance.
I know what you're trying to say.
I tried. I wanted to come up to you.
I wanted to come up and tell you...
tell you all about me and Risa. But I was scared, my Mo-mo.
It would ruin everything. I didn't know what to say.
So the best idea you could come up with was you care for her
instead of letting your future wife know about it.
Are you serious?
Mo-mo, I messed up!
I messed up.
Please, listen to me. Please.
What you saw in the room wasn't real, Mo-mo.
I don't know why it happened.
Trust me... There's one thing I know for sure, my Mo-mo.
You're the one I truly want.
I don't want to hear it, Arun.
I don't trust a word that's coming out of that mouth. Get me?
Mo-mo!
If you don't believe him, can you just try to believe me?
When I found out I'd be planning for your wedding,
I thought I took this job for money.
At least, that's what I told everyone.
But deep down, I did it because...
I wanted to be near Arun.
Maybe, secretly,
the dumb, dreamy-eyed girl in me has some wild dream
that Arun might feel the same.
But I was wrong.
And I was so stupid for thinking that.
I don't want Arun back.
And he doesn't want me either.
I saw it in his eyes
when he stopped himself from kissing me.
And when I saw him jump in front of the car,
that's when I knew for sure.
No man risks his life, hanging inches from death,
just to win back any woman.
He did it because he's crazy
and deeply and truly in love with you.
And now I know it's really time for me to move on.
[in Thai] Really?
[in English] Wait, wait.
If you don't want to listen to them, can you listen to me?
What's wrong with you people?
Can you remember when you asked me
what is the best photo of you and Arun?
I'm telling you.
There's none. Your wedding day photos...
are just a part of your story.
But your best photos come after your wedding day.
When you guys start spending your lives together
through thick and thin.
Before you decide to give up on him,
please think about all the beautiful photos
you'll never share.
Just think of it.
Mo-mo, Mo-mo!
There's still a few hours until the ceremony.
Give her time.
[in Thai] So what are we going to do now?
We can only hope Monica will show up.
If she doesn't,
it will all be over for us.
And what about you?
Like I said to Monica.
Now I know
it's time to let go of this tennis ball.
[all exclaim]
Ri,
that's not "let go."
That's an ace.
You know what? That actually felt good!
So Monica's not showing up?
[in English] Dad, I think it's time to accept the truth.
[horse snorting]
She doesn't want to marry me anymore.
Don't worry, son.
God willing, everything will be okay.
Everybody!
Monica said yes.
[all cheering]
And she's waiting for the groom.
Let's go!
[fast paced Indian music playing]
Thanks for giving me another chance.
But I still want those perfect pictures.
[all cheering]
[in Thai] This is weird.
I am watching them holding hands and being oh-so-sweet.
But I don't feel like puking anymore.
That's good, isn't it?
Hey, Chavee,
why do they have to walk around the fire?
This is an authentic wedding ritual.
They will walk around the fire seven times.
Each round symbolizes a different commitment of the couple.
They promise to love, respect, and be honest to each other.
And from today, they will build a family
and stick together through thick and thin.
They vow to be best friends.
And the husband promises to look after his wife and their children.
Ooh!
Wait!
What's the matter?
Move.
Where are you going?
Have you seen Tim?
[phone dings]
Hello there.
At first, I wanted to call you.
But then...
maybe it's better this way.
The wedding will soon come to an end.
And it's time for me to leave.
Thanks for asking me to work on this job.
It was so much fun.
But most importantly, I got to be with you one more time.
I also have something to confess.
I accepted this job
not because I needed the money.
I took it because
I wanted to be close to you again.
There is never a dull moment when I'm with you.
And I'm happy for you
that you can finally move on from Arun.
It makes me realize
that it's time for me to move on from you too.
I hope you will meet a nice guy someday.
He may not be as perfect as Arun.
He may not be a jack-of-all-trades like me.
As long as he loves you
as much as you love him...
What is he on about?
Tim!
What are you doing?
Why the voice clip?
I'm too afraid to say it to you.
I might leave something out and...
Let's eat chicken feet soup.
Sure. You won't stand me up again?
Well... I'm not sure.
But I think I've heard the whisper of the gods.
It's telling me not to let this one slip away.
"Whisper of the gods?"
It's a long story. I'll tell you later.
Now answer my question.
Want to come with me?
Uh...
Well, this jack-of-all-trades...
won't say no to a new adventure.
[in English] Deal.
[Firecracker whizzing]
[Firecrackers bursting]
[Hindi song playing]
[in English] I'm not done with you yet.
Mo-mo.
[farts]
Sorry, I farted.
But don't worry.
[coughs]
We're busy here!
How much is that pad Thai?
[tires screeching]
[screaming]
What happened?
Come on, harder.
[grunting]
Ride the horse?
No. We have the bike.
You know, I don't eat chicken feet soup.
[gasps]
Cut!
[screams]
This hurts.
That kick was something.
[screaming]
"Honestly, I don't love Bam.
"I'm in love with Berm, my best man."
- Did you mean Bob? - Right, Bob.
"I don't love Berm."
- Bob! - Oh, yeah.
"I just realize...
"I don't love Bob. I love Berm."
Not again.
What's wrong with me?
It's raining.
Hey.
What?
- Are you done? - Not yet. Still naked.
Need a hand?
You wish!
But I don't want this.
♪ [in Hindi] Let us celebrate love Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Everybody say Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Make everybody dance Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Put your hands up and say Hayi Shava ♪
♪ Everybody say Hayi Shava ♪
[Indian music playing]