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Today marks 30 years since the night that the  

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infamous Jack-O'-Lantern Killer 
allegedly perished in a fire.

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As we look back on that fateful night, we 
at the station have elected to dedicate  

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this broadcast to making what 
we can of this unclosed case.

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Unlike most of these killers, his history is 
largely reliant on myth, as he was never caught.

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So, what could have possibly 
motivated this kind of evil?

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Was he born that way, or...

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...was he a product?

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Many theorized that he was rejected by the world.

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Twisted by its cruelty.

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Told that he didn't fit in...

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...that he was an outcast.

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That even his most desperate pleas 
for acceptance would be ignored.

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And in that absence of 
love, perhaps evil was born.

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And after all that torture...[inaudible] 

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We're just lucky that the world will never be 
haunted by the Jack-O'-Lantern Killer again.

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How did you get in here?

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The--the door was unlocked, sir.

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Why are you here?

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Didn't your parents ever teach you 
not to go into a stranger's house?

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You--you're no stranger to me, sir.

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I've--I've studied people like you. 
The Atlanta Ripper, the Boston Strangler...

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...the Miami Wrangler.

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But you? You're the best.

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You won't believe how long 
it took me to find you--

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Shut up.

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You're...you're The Jack-O'-Lantern Killer.

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What?

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Look at me! How could I possibly--

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Who sent you? Are you with the FBI?

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No, no, no, I swear I'm not with anyone!

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I destroyed this!

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It's the backup evidence!

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I destroyed the backup evidence.

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It's the backup evidence of the backup evidence!

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F*ck.

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So, you did this all by yourself?

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Yes, sir. I--I kind of do everything myself.

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Okay. Follow me.

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My name's Daniel, by the way. What's yours?

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Cool. So, uh, do you still do it?

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No.

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Well, how many people did you kill?

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Not enough.

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So, you and that girl in the picture, who was she?

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Kid.

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You ask a lot of questions.

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If you're gonna ask questions, 
ask the ones that matter.

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Why did I kill all those people?

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Why did I wear the mask?

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What does it all mean?

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I just thought you needed 
something to hide your face.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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It is so much more than that.

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I created The Jack-O'-Lantern Killer 
to make something bigger than myself.

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Something that can outlive and 
transcend what a man can be.

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An icon.

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A legacy.

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I tried a lot of other things, but 
nothing fulfilled me like killing.

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If I could just go back...

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You...you said create a legacy...

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Yeah...?

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Well, that's actually why I'm here.

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Just--just hear me out.

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If you could teach me, I could be 
the next Jack-O'-Lantern Killer!

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Come on, please. If you could 
be my mentor and train me...

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So...

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...you want to be like me.

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You want to feel the thrill of 
murder...of taking a life away.

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It's all I've ever wanted...

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That feeling when you're pulling the knife 
out of your prey...and you're staring  

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into their dilated pupils as their very 
essence flows into your pulsating hands!?

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(evil laugh)
What the f*** was that?

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It's my evil laugh.

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No. No, don't do that.

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Invite the kids at school to this house...

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You tell them...you got it for Friday night, 
and they can have all the fun they want.

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But little do they know...

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The Jack-O'-Lantern Killer is back...

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...and he'll be waiting.

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Hey, who  

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the f*** closed the garage!?

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Which one of these has nuts in it?

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Uh, those, I think.

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Sweet...
You wanna get me a drink?

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Who, me?
Hey.

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Mmmm...ew.
C'mon, let's bounce.

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The hell's her problem?

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Daniel, do you have a jack?

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Go fish.

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Yeah, go fish me another beer, b****!

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You guys are always so mean to me.

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"You guys are always so mean to me."

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You hear what you said?

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Go get him another beer, b****!

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He already drank like half of it, though.

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Yeah? What about it?

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Just go get him a drink, bro. It's a party.

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Yeah, dude. It's a party. 
You ever been to one before?

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Yeah, my party!

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Bro...don't kill the mood. 
Just go get him another one.

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If you're going to throw a party, maybe 
you should've thought about buying more.

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Just go get the f****** drink, dude.

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Okay, he's gonna show us 
where the drinks are, boys!

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Where's the drinks at, Daniel? 
I'm feeling thirsty, Daniel--

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Here! It's all right here.

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Those aren't the ones I want.

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What's wrong with these?

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Those are girls drinks.

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And I'm not...

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...a girl.

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Well, what do you want me to do about it?

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How about you go get us some more, dumbf***?

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I don't have any money, I 
spent it all on the party!

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Yeah, you spent too much on the lame decorations.

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Yeah, dip****!

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I--I--I---

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I--I--I think you should 
shut up and go figure it out.

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I don't have any money!

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All right, I think I got a little extra 
cash. Just lemme check real quick...

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(bullies get hype)

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F****** nerd!

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Hey, are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm--I'm okay.

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Get his ***, dude, get his ***!
He's a f****** nerd, dude, like...

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Lame *** party, bro!

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I was expecting Sydney from 
science class to be here.

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(Francis getting hyped)
I know you know Sydney from science.

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All these women here and of course the 
nerd's in there playing Go-Fish, like?

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There we go.

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Yeahhh...
It's time to get him!

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Let's get him! Let's get him!
So you live here? It's like a mansion.

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Well, um, it--it's my grandpa's house.

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Oh, nice. So, you're close with him?

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I, uh...

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He's dead. Mhm.

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He--He's dead.

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Oh...
(evil laugh)

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It's okay, you know, he...

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Nerd! Loser! There we go!

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What even was the point of that?

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Uh...because it was funny?

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No it wasn't!

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Oh...I'm sorry about all this.

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Just go change your shirt. 
Everything's going to be okay.

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Took you long enough.

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Turn around. Let me see you.

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If you have to get ahold 
of me, talk to me on this.

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And remember...

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When you make that first kill...

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...you're no longer you.

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You become something else, something...

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...something indescribable.

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Now...

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...start with that annoying couple.

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Did you bring them?

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****, I forgot them in my bag.

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I'll go get them.

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Okay.

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I'll be right back.

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Okay.

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Do you need something?

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(Daniel coughs)
Oh, what the f***!?

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S***!
Aw, f***!

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F****** b****!
F*** you!

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Babe, I'm back!
You f****** freak!

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It's so...tight!

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F***  

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you!

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Is everything okay in there?

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Johnny, open the door!

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Are you seriously f****** cheating on me?

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(gasp)

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S***!

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Sir, I think someone's dead!

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Haha, you killed him!?

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No, he just slipped in his head! Oh God...

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Slipped and hit his--

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You didn't kill him!?

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He just f****** slipped, I didn't have a chance!

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He--he--he was--

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S***.
What was that? Who's there?

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Someone's at the door, holy 
f****** s***, what do I do!?

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Is--is there--is there a window!?

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You've gotta get out of there, 
it's all about the stealth!

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You want me to jump out of a window!?

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Do you want to be the next 
Jack-O'-Lantern Killer or not!?

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(distant scream)

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Sir, I think I twisted my 
leg. Oh my God, it hurts--

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All right, so you screwed up the first one.

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You still have a chance to 
get the rest of the group.

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Do you see anybody who's isolated himself?

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Yeah, freakin' stoner by the lake.

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All right...

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Now this one should be easy.

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Just do exactly what I say...

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(stoner yells)

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Get--get back here!

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Oh, f***, my knee! Oh my God--

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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S***!
He jumped in the f****** pond!

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Then jump in after him, you idiot!

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I can't, it's too cold!

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(distantly) Oh my God, I can't swim!

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I'm too high to swim! Please!

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Oh God, f*** my life!

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Why did I jump in the pond!?
God damn it...

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Sir, he--

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Uh, he's dead.

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Ah, so you actually killed him? How'd you do it?

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Well, no, he, you know--

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He--he...

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He drowned before I could get him...

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He--

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Drowned!?

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How...?

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What do you mean how? He inhaled too much water--

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No, you idiot.

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How could you not catch him?

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Well, maybe if you didn't make 
me jump out a f****** window--

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What was that?

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Nothing, sorry.

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Well, at least nobody saw you.

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...right?

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Daniel.

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Daniel, come in.

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Daniel?

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Please open the door.

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Johnny, what's going on!?

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Johnny, open the F******* DOOR!

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(Star screams)
(party chatter)

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Guys! There's a f****** killer outside!

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What?

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(Star screams)

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(Star screams)

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(everyone screams)

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Daniel! Daniel, pick up!

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Uh, sorry, sir.

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There was--uh--something up with the frequency--

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What the h*** did you do?

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It's fine. They're just, uh, 
having a good time in there!

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I swear, if you--
Don't worry about it!

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I promise, everything is under contr--

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(everyone screaming)

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We're all gonna die!

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Don't worry, Eddie, I'm gonna save you!

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No, don't do it!

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Don't do it--

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S***...

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(screaming)

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Ah,  

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crap.

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(Xavier clears throat)

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Oh, f***...

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F***...

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What the hell?

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Uh, sir...?

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You don't even need to say it.

259
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Wait, wait, hold on.

260
00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:37,446
I--I--I can explain! Just--

261
00:22:37,446 --> 00:22:38,526
No.

262
00:22:38,526 --> 00:22:39,726
We're done, kid.

263
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,686
No, no, no. Just please wait. I--I--

264
00:22:42,686 --> 00:23:00,206
F****** a****** Daniel. Goddamn piece of s***.

265
00:23:21,486 --> 00:23:26,126
Rachel, we need to go!

266
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:30,846
Oh s***!

267
00:23:30,846 --> 00:23:32,766
God, you guys scared us!

268
00:23:32,766 --> 00:23:33,886
No, you scared us!

269
00:23:33,886 --> 00:23:36,846
Yeah, you f****** scared us!

270
00:23:36,846 --> 00:23:40,286
...sorry.

271
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:44,126
What was that? What's going on out there?

272
00:23:44,126 --> 00:23:46,766
Uh, hello? He asked you a question.

273
00:23:46,766 --> 00:23:48,686
This is all your fault.

274
00:23:48,686 --> 00:23:52,046
All of this is happening because of you guys.

275
00:23:52,046 --> 00:23:53,726
What does that even mean?

276
00:23:53,726 --> 00:24:01,486
Look, that...that thing...out there...

277
00:24:01,486 --> 00:24:02,606
It's...

278
00:24:02,606 --> 00:24:06,206
...Daniel.

279
00:24:06,206 --> 00:24:09,166
That little nerd? That's who's killing everyone?

280
00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:11,566
Well, he hasn't really been, like...

281
00:24:11,566 --> 00:24:13,406
...killing people yet, but...

282
00:24:13,406 --> 00:24:15,406
I think he's trying to!

283
00:24:15,406 --> 00:24:16,846
So let's kick his ass!

284
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:18,206
Yeah.

285
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,886
Hold on. Hold on.

286
00:24:19,886 --> 00:24:21,246
"Oh, Daniel, jump out of a window!"

287
00:24:21,246 --> 00:24:22,286
"Jump in a pond!"

288
00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:27,166
F*** that s***.

289
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:30,526
This will show 'em.

290
00:24:30,526 --> 00:24:31,726
The f*** is wrong with the lights?

291
00:24:31,726 --> 00:24:33,246
What's wrong with the lights?

292
00:24:33,246 --> 00:24:34,206
Lucas, was that you?

293
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,486
No, I thought it was you.

294
00:24:35,486 --> 00:24:37,385
Oh s***, someone's on me!

295
00:24:37,385 --> 00:24:39,726
Someone's on my back!
I think I got him!

296
00:24:39,726 --> 00:24:47,326
Dude!

297
00:24:47,326 --> 00:24:48,766
Oh, hell no, bro.

298
00:24:48,766 --> 00:24:49,806
Yo, get in front of me, Lucas.

299
00:24:49,806 --> 00:24:50,926
The hell, I don't wanna be in front!

300
00:24:50,926 --> 00:24:55,646
I'm not dying tonight!

301
00:24:55,646 --> 00:25:01,406
I got you right where I want you...

302
00:25:01,406 --> 00:25:03,646
Wait a minute.

303
00:25:03,646 --> 00:25:05,166
It IS Daniel.

304
00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:07,086
Uh, Daniel?

305
00:25:07,086 --> 00:25:07,646
Psh.

306
00:25:07,646 --> 00:25:09,166
Who--who even is that?

307
00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,846
Like, I don't know who you're talking about--

308
00:25:10,846 --> 00:25:11,806
We know it's you, dude.

309
00:25:11,806 --> 00:25:13,166
Uh, hold--hold on...

310
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,566
Let--let's just talk this out now...

311
00:25:15,566 --> 00:25:16,206
We--

312
00:25:16,206 --> 00:25:18,526
We could uh--

313
00:25:18,526 --> 00:25:20,446
F*** this, I'm out of here!

314
00:25:20,446 --> 00:25:23,006
Come on, let's get his ass!

315
00:25:23,006 --> 00:25:26,446
Get over here, Daniel!

316
00:25:26,446 --> 00:25:30,308
S***!

317
00:25:30,308 --> 00:25:46,046
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, no!
Don't worry, Francis, I got him!

318
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:53,566
Thought you could scare us, huh!?

319
00:25:53,566 --> 00:25:59,310
Guys, stop!

320
00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:02,846
(Francis groans)
Take care of him.

321
00:26:02,846 --> 00:26:08,846
Wh--what? What's going--

322
00:26:08,846 --> 00:26:11,006
What? You're defending that psychopath now?

323
00:26:11,006 --> 00:26:12,926
No, but I can have some sympathy!

324
00:26:12,926 --> 00:26:14,366
F*** your sympathy!

325
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:15,802
Look, we already got the little--

326
00:26:15,802 --> 00:26:17,326
Oh, Francis is gonna get a kick out of this!

327
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,086
And if he somehow gets away,

328
00:26:19,086 --> 00:26:21,326
I'm gonna find that nerd, 
and shove him back into the--

329
00:26:21,326 --> 00:26:22,446
Dude, stop.

330
00:26:22,446 --> 00:26:23,726
I'm gonna find that nerd--

331
00:26:23,726 --> 00:26:24,366
Dude, stop.

332
00:26:24,366 --> 00:26:25,326
I'm gonna find that--

333
00:26:25,326 --> 00:26:25,806
Dude, what!?

334
00:26:25,806 --> 00:26:27,246
I'm a f****** killer!

335
00:26:27,246 --> 00:26:27,886
Oh s***!

336
00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:28,526
Aye, it's just me!

337
00:26:28,526 --> 00:26:49,566
It's just me!

338
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:53,086
OH MY F****** GO--

339
00:26:53,086 --> 00:26:58,046
(dies)

340
00:26:58,046 --> 00:27:03,006
Lucas!

341
00:27:03,006 --> 00:27:04,846
That was so...

342
00:27:04,846 --> 00:27:06,126
...f****** epic.

343
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:08,286
Stay with me, buddy.

344
00:27:08,286 --> 00:27:12,126
Remember that time after practice...

345
00:27:12,126 --> 00:27:16,046
...when we were running 
away from the cheerleaders?

346
00:27:16,046 --> 00:27:18,126
And we were hiding under the 
bleachers, and you told me...

347
00:27:18,126 --> 00:27:21,086
I was your favorite player on the team.

348
00:27:21,086 --> 00:27:21,886
No, I--

349
00:27:21,886 --> 00:27:23,406
I don't remember that.

350
00:27:23,406 --> 00:27:24,366
Damn.

351
00:27:24,366 --> 00:27:27,086
I must have been dreaming.

352
00:27:27,086 --> 00:27:28,606
A good dream.

353
00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:29,726
You think so?

354
00:27:29,726 --> 00:27:31,126
I know so.

355
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:38,726
Can I?

356
00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:46,046
I just wanted to be like you.

357
00:27:46,046 --> 00:27:47,726
Lucas?

358
00:27:47,726 --> 00:27:55,966
Lucas!

359
00:28:07,646 --> 00:28:12,126
You know what, Daniel!

360
00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:14,446
I've got a gun.

361
00:28:14,446 --> 00:28:16,686
What?

362
00:28:16,686 --> 00:28:26,926
I've got two of 'em.

363
00:28:26,926 --> 00:28:32,286
Gun show, baby.

364
00:28:32,286 --> 00:28:37,086
(gasp)

365
00:28:37,086 --> 00:28:39,326
You dinky little s***!

366
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,246
You'll NEVER fit in!

367
00:28:41,246 --> 00:28:43,006
You'll NEVER be like us.

368
00:28:43,006 --> 00:28:48,926
Your name is f****** Daniel!

369
00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:29,406
I don't want to do this anymore.

370
00:29:29,406 --> 00:29:33,726
I'm sorry...

371
00:29:33,726 --> 00:29:42,686
It's over now.

372
00:30:22,846 --> 00:30:24,686
That's how you do it, kid!

373
00:30:24,686 --> 00:30:30,206
That's how you kill someone!

374
00:30:30,206 --> 00:30:35,006
I spent too much of my life building 
this just for it to be desecrated!

375
00:30:35,006 --> 00:30:37,566
I sacrificed everything!

376
00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:38,846
It's sacred.

377
00:30:38,846 --> 00:30:41,886
You have no sense of it!

378
00:30:41,886 --> 00:30:44,766
This is MY legacy...

379
00:30:44,766 --> 00:30:46,606
...my birthright!

380
00:30:46,606 --> 00:30:50,126
I'm The Jack-O'-Lantern Killer, not you!

381
00:30:50,126 --> 00:30:52,126
And he will not be remembered--

382
00:30:52,126 --> 00:30:59,886
--as a miserable, pathetic coward!

383
00:31:29,646 --> 00:31:33,326
When you make that first kill...

384
00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:38,206
...you're no longer you...

385
00:31:38,206 --> 00:31:44,766
You become something else, something...

386
00:31:44,766 --> 00:32:05,406
...something indescribable.

387
00:32:05,406 --> 00:32:25,966
[ __ ]

388
00:33:20,286 --> 00:33:24,206
Last night, The Jack-O'-Lantern 
Killer returned after 30 years.

389
00:33:25,886 --> 00:33:29,246
The authorities have uncovered 
decades of evidence from the scene,  

390
00:33:29,246 --> 00:33:36,606
such as journals and photos, many of 
which have been released to the press.

391
00:33:36,606 --> 00:33:44,126
As new details emerge, a clearer 
picture has been painted of who he was.

392
00:33:44,126 --> 00:33:47,966
In treating him as an urban 
legend, we have lent him power.

393
00:33:47,966 --> 00:33:53,726
In sympathizing with depravity, 
we have afforded him reason.

394
00:33:53,726 --> 00:33:59,646
In truth, it should be called as it is:

395
00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:13,006
He was a bitter coward who 
chose evil of his own volition.

396
00:34:13,006 --> 00:34:17,806
Like any other killer out there, he had 
a choice to live a respectable life.

397
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:21,166
Instead, he chose to be the worst of us.

398
00:34:21,966 --> 00:34:25,726
He was no legend or myth.

399
00:34:25,726 --> 00:34:29,006
He was just a man.

400
00:34:29,006 --> 00:34:31,566
Maybe it's all of our faults that he came back,  

401
00:34:31,566 --> 00:34:36,366
if not for us keeping him alive 
in our minds and broadcasts.

402
00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:41,086
These reports should die alongside his legacy.

403
00:34:41,086 --> 00:34:46,446
With that, this will be our 
final broadcast on the matter.

404
00:34:46,446 --> 00:34:49,966
We can only hope that he 
will be forgotten in time...

405
00:34:50,646 --> 00:35:06,526
...and that the world will never have to 
fear The Jack-O'-Lantern Killer again.