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[bells jingling]

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[Greg] <i>The holidays
are supposed to be special,</i>

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<i>because you get to spend time
with the people you love.</i>

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- <i>But if you ask me...</i>
- [laughs]

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<i>...my family spends too much time
together as it is.</i>

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- Manny!
- Ooh.

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[Greg] <i>If you wanna hear the truth,</i>

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<i>the real meaning of the season
isn't about togetherness</i>

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<i>or any of that other corny stuff.</i>

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<i>For me, Christmas is all about the gifts.</i>

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<i>And if you're a kid,</i>

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<i>your only goal is to maximize the amount
of presents you get on the big day.</i>

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[fireworks exploding]

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<i>The problem is,
if you want a lot of gifts,</i>

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<i>you have to be good during
the whole month leading up to Christmas.</i>

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<i>And it's hard to be on your best behavior
at this time of year...</i>

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Greg.

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- [humming]
- <i>...because there are so many ways</i>

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- <i>a kid can mess up.</i>
- [groans]

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- Mom!
- [gasps]

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<i>I mean, like, so many.</i>

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Not exactly naughty, but definitely gross!

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{\an8}<i>Here's the thing.
I'm getting worried that my window</i>

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{\an8}<i>for getting quality presents on Christmas
might be starting to close,</i>

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<i>'cause I've noticed that the older
you get, the worse your gifts are.</i>

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[groans] Underwear?

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<i>So, if this is really my last chance
to get something I want,</i>

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<i>I'm gonna make sure I'm good,
so I can go out with a bang.</i>

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Boom! [cackles]

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Oh.

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Whoo! Ha! I am the lord of lights!

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Ooh! [chuckles, licks]

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- [grunting]
- [gasps, laughing]

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- What should we name him?
- Icy Osbourne. [laughs]

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Oh, snap!

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[children laughing]

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♪ <i>You best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps</i> ♪

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[Manny humming]

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♪ <i>And if he spies you acting bad</i> ♪

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[both] ♪ <i>Then you're in trouble deep</i> ♪

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- Yay!
- [Susan] ♪ <i>So don't step out of line</i> ♪

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♪ <i>No matter what you do</i> ♪

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♪ <i>'Cause Santa's eyes are always open
And they're both on you</i> ♪

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- Boop! [humming]
- [groans] Mom.

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♪ <i>...misbehavin'
To see if old St. Nick will care</i> ♪

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[Susan humming]

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[groans]
Can we please watch something more modern?

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This show is, like, a hundred years old.

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Oh, Rodrick, it's all part of the charm.

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These specials were a big part
of my holiday tradition growing up.

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♪ <i>'Cause if you can't be good this year
You'll probably end up in jail</i> ♪

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{\an8}[Manny] Jail! [chuckles]

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♪ <i>Santa never sleeps</i> ♪

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So, Mom,

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{\an8}uh, can we talk about
this video game system now?

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{\an8}- It's got the platinum omega chip...
- Oh!

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{\an8}[Greg] And the graphics are, like,
realer than real life.

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Yes, Greg,
I believe you've mentioned that.

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What are the chances of me getting it?
Like, 80%?

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Sixty-five?

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Mmm, well,
have you been good during the last year?

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The last year?

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I mean, I thought it was, like, more of
a Thanksgiving to Christmas kind of thing.

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[chuckles]
Santa doesn't take vacations, Greg.

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So, you should always be
on your best behavior.

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Yeah, well, the thing about coal
in your stocking is just a myth.

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{\an8}Trust me. I'd know.

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{\an8}[sighs] Thank you, Rodrick. Hello.

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{\an8}Can we please stay focused?

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I don't know, Greg.
Don't you already have a gaming system?

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The one I have is totally outdated.

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And if I don't get this new one,

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I won't be able to play games
with my friends.

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You do want me to have friends,
right, Mom?

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Oh, Greg. Can we just pause
this conversation for tonight

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and enjoy this holiday moment?

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- [giggles] Bye-bye, breakfast.
- Ah. [sighs] That's the spot.

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[Frank grunts, strains]

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- Ow! Hey, hey!
- [Frank] Oh.

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[groans]

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Okay,
I got three different kinds of tinsel.

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{\an8}I grabbed everything
that was on the shelf.

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{\an8}Frank, where did you find this box?

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Oh, it was, uh, in the back, under
the trash bags with the wreaths in it.

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Did I do good?

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I haven't seen this in years.

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I thought it was lost.

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Aw.

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[all scream]

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Ooh!

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What is that thing?

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This thing was a very important
part of my family's holiday tradition.

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My grandmother knitted Elfrendo herself,
using a pinch of Christmas magic.

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Elfrendo?

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That's right.
He's one of Santa's most important scouts.

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He reports directly
to the big man himself.

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So if you were to be getting that gift
that you want so badly,

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then you might wanna make sure
you don't step out of line,

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- because Santa will hear about it!
- [screams]

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Now, where's a good perch
for our little friend?

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[gasps] Oh, this should do it.

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Wait. We're...
We're keeping that thing in here?

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Of course we are, Greg.

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Elfrendo is gonna make sure
everyone's on their best behavior

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- for the next two weeks. [echoing]
- [gulps]

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[Rowley straining]

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[gasps]

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[Rowley strains, grunts]

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Can we go back inside now?

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[shivers] 'Cause it's cold out here.

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Maybe we can ask your mom
to make us hot chocolate,

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the kind with the miniature marshmallows!

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No, no, no. We're much better off outside.

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Trust me on that.

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But I don't even get
what we're doing out here.

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We're building a snowman, Rowley,
and trying to stay out of trouble.

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But, Greg,
this doesn't even look like a snowman.

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Well, this is just a base.

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Once we get this thing, like,
ten feet tall, we'll add the next level.

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But how are we gonna
get a snowball on top of this one?

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[sighs] I don't know.
Maybe we can rent a crane.

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We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

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- [groans]
- Come on, now.

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Stop standing around and help me out here.

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[Rowley grunts]

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So, are you gonna get
that video game system you want?

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- I don't know.
- [straining]

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My mom's not giving anything away,
and I've looked everywhere.

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[gasps] You look for gifts?

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But isn't that naughty?

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Hey, if they're gonna leave my presents
out where I can find them,

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then it's fair game.

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[gasps]

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You don't look for your gifts?

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All my presents come from Santa,

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and he doesn't bring them
till I'm asleep on Christmas Eve.

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[sighs] Yeah.

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So, what do you think about
this Santa Claus character anyway?

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What do you mean?

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- [snoring]
- [Greg] <i>Supposedly,</i>

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<i>he watches you when you're asleep.</i>

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- <i>I mean, it's a little creepy.</i>
- [Santa] Hmm?

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<i>Isn't a person
entitled to a little privacy?</i>

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Greg, he can hear you.

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- [Greg] And what about the bathroom?
- [cap snaps]

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<i>I mean,
shouldn't that be a protected zone?</i>

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- [screams]
- <i>What are the rules here?</i>

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He doesn't know what he's saying, Santa.

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I... [sighs]

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I just don't like having to be good
to get something I want.

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It's a lot of work.

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But you're supposed to be good
just to be good.

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Yeah, that never really made sense to me.

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Hey, what did I say about standing around?

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Come on. Help me out here.

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[straining]

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["Last Christmas" playing on radio]

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♪ <i>Last Christmas, I gave you my heart</i> ♪

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♪ <i>But the very next day
You gave it away</i> ♪

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- [phone ringing]
- Oh.

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- [phone beeps]
- Hey, Tyler, sweetie. What do you need?

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- [child 1] Come on. Let's go!
- [child 2] Faster.

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[driver] Leftover chicken
is in the fridge, middle shelf.

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'Kay, honeybunches.

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Mom's gotta finish up
just one last street. Bye-bye now.

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- [phone beeps]
- [brakes hiss]

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What the heck?

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Uh, hey, kid, why don't you, uh,
get a move on?

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[wind whistles]

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[sighing] Oh, boy.

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Yep, always one of these kids every year.

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[Rowley straining]

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[strains, sighs]

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I think it's stuck on something, Greg.

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[sighs]
You're just not trying hard enough.

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Here, move out of the way.

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You gotta do it like this.

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[grunts]

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See? That got it moving.

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- [rumbling]
- Uh, Greg?

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Oh, no. Oh, man.

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We ruined the lawn.

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What are we gonna do, Greg?

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Here, here.
Help me cover it up before someone sees.

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- Um, okay.
- Hurry, hurry!

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[sighs] Okay, look, if you don't move,

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I won't be able to clear the streets
so you kids can go to school tomorrow.

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Hello? Yoo-hoo.

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Oh, that can't be good.

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[laughs] Oh, yeah!

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[gasps] It's an ambush!

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- Get her!
- [children shouting]

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[Greg, Rowley grunting]

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- Okay, there. Good as new.
- [Rowley sighs]

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You know, I think we got
a pretty good start on this snowman.

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[children shouting]

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We're never going to school!

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Stop, stop, stop it!

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Hey, what do you say we go to your place?
We can get some hot chocolate.

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Yes.

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It's this kind of teamwork that's
gonna score some major points with Santa.

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[thud]

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[screams]

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Rowley! Uh, do something?

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00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:08,583
I got this!

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[grunting] Greg!

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Rowley!

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[screaming]

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Oh, no.

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[car alarm blaring]

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Uh-oh.

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[robot Santa] <i>Ho ho...</i>

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Okay, listen!

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One more snowball
and I'm calling the cops!

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- Wha...
- Huh?

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- [rumbling]
- What is that?

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- Whoa!
- Uh-oh.

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[screams]

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[all screaming]

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[robot Santa] <i>Ho ho ho.</i>

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[gasps]

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No! No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no!

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<i>Ho ho... Ho-Ho-Ho... Ho.</i>

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<i>Ho-Ho-Ho.</i> [distorted] <i>Ho.</i>

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Oh, no.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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- Of course this happens to me.
- [engine revs]

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00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,208
[tires squealing]

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00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:10,500
- Come on.
- [engine revving]

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Come on, baby.

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[clinks]

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00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:19,333
Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

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Hey, you! You! Yeah,
I see you, mister red hat, red scarf!

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00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:29,041
Stay right where you are!

235
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:31,291
Come on, Rowley.
We need to get out of here.

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[yelps]

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00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,625
[both panting]

238
00:11:37,291 --> 00:11:40,500
Hey, Greg! I think we lost her.

239
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,166
[engine revs]

240
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,458
Oh, you little twerps think
you can outrun me?

241
00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,166
[both screaming]

242
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,458
[screaming continues]

243
00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:53,041
Rowley. Come on.

244
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,750
We are still running.

245
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,833
Hey, hey! You two, stop right there!

246
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,958
- [Rowley screams]
- [Greg grunts]

247
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:03,250
[both grunt, scream]

248
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,041
- [Greg, Rowley grunt]
- Hey!

249
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,125
[both screaming]

250
00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,875
Whoa... Whoa!

251
00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:12,333
- [Rowley screaming]
- Left, left! No, go right!

252
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,208
- [Rowley gasps]
- [sighs]

253
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:17,583
[both screaming]

254
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,750
[Rowley grunts]

255
00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:24,333
- [gasps]
- [tires screeching]

256
00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:26,208
[both screaming]

257
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,583
[whooshing]

258
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,583
What the...

259
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,791
[chuckles] Gotcha.

260
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,750
- [Rowley whimpers, grunts]
- [Greg grunts]

261
00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:45,583
[engine revs]

262
00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:49,166
- [engine rattling]
- [Rowley whimpering]

263
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,041
- [Rowley screams]
- [chokes]

264
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,291
- [Rowley screams]
- [grunts]

265
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:01,083
[both grunting]

266
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,791
- [Rowley screaming]
- [grunts]

267
00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:07,291
- [both groan]
- [driver] I see you two!

268
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,125
You're in big trouble!

269
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,375
We gotta get out of here.

270
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,416
I think we should go back.
It's getting dark.

271
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,041
I'm scared, Greg.

272
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:25,041
Are you crazy? We can't go back.

273
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:27,541
That snowplow lady is
probably waiting for us.

274
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:31,041
Maybe we should go back,
so we can tell her it was an accident.

275
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,958
Don't you get it, Rowley?
We damaged government property.

276
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,625
We could go to jail for that.

277
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,791
We shouldn't even go back on our street.

278
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,541
I can't go to jail!

279
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,333
My parents would be...

280
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:45,458
disappointed in me!

281
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:46,958
Well, I can't go to jail either.

282
00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:50,541
I heard they have metal toilets,
and they're right out in the open.

283
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,625
I need my privacy
when I go to the bathroom.

284
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,333
I can't believe this.

285
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,666
I was trying so hard to be good.

286
00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,750
Do you think you'll still
get that video game system?

287
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,083
I don't know, Rowley!

288
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,166
We have other things
to deal with right now.

289
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:05,958
Uh...

290
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:11,125
So I'm pretty sure the snowplow lady
didn't get a good look at us,

291
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,416
but she definitely saw
what we were wearing.

292
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,416
So we're gonna have
to ditch this winter gear

293
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,250
so no one can identify us.

294
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:20,833
I got these earmuffs for getting a B+
in handwriting this quarter.

295
00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:22,750
Sorry, Rowley, but this stuff's gotta go.

296
00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:25,791
Now we just need a place to ditch it.

297
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,500
Where are we gonna do that?

298
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,750
There.

299
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,583
The dumpster?

300
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:43,208
Are you sure we have to do this?

301
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:46,541
These earmuffs are so warm and comfy.

302
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:50,458
What is it gonna be?
Cold ears? Or life behind bars?

303
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,416
[Rowley groans]

304
00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:58,666
[lid creaks, slams]

305
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,000
[footsteps departing]

306
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,375
[owl hooting]

307
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,750
[dog barking in distance]

308
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,166
[door creaks]

309
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,666
Oh, Greg! There you are.

310
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,875
I was starting to get worried about you.

311
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,333
Um...

312
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:32,958
Me and Rowley were just out
enjoying the first big snow day.

313
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,416
I guess we lost track of time.

314
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,791
Oh, well, that's great.

315
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,125
Where are your hat and scarf?

316
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,708
Uh, I don't know.

317
00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:43,791
I guess
I must've dropped them in the snow.

318
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,833
Oh, Greg,
your Aunt Lydia made those for you.

319
00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:49,583
Well, it would break her heart
if she found out you lost them.

320
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:53,166
I'm sure they'll turn up
when the snow melts in the spring.

321
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,666
Oh, someone will probably find them
before then.

322
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,291
And luckily for you, Aunt Lydia stitched
your name on the inside of your hat.

323
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,541
Wait. My-My name's in there?

324
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:02,875
First and last.

325
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:07,333
So don't worry, whoever finds your things
won't have any trouble tracking you down.

326
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,458
- [Greg shudders]
- Greg?

327
00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:09,625
- Uh...
- Are you okay?

328
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:12,833
Yeah. I think I just need
to get warmed up by the fire.

329
00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:15,083
Oh, there'll be plenty of time
for that later on.

330
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:19,000
Right now,
we're going on a holiday family outing.

331
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:22,500
But... [scoffs]
Mom, I can't go back out there.

332
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,083
You can borrow
your father's old hat and scarf.

333
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,916
I don't want you catching a cold.

334
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,500
Guys, let's go! Holiday lights time!

335
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:33,500
- [Frank] I'll be up in a sec!
- [Rodrick] Do I have to go?

336
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:34,500
[gasps]

337
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,083
[bells jingling]

338
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,583
[Manny] After that I get to have the elf.

339
00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:46,500
♪ <i>You know Dasher and Dancer
Prancer and Vixen</i> ♪

340
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:49,416
♪ <i>Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen</i> ♪

341
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,916
♪ <i>But do you recall
What's that?</i> ♪

342
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,625
- ♪ <i>The most famous reindeer of all?</i> ♪
- [Manny] Look.

343
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:53,541
Manny.

344
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:54,458
♪ <i>Come on</i> ♪

345
00:16:54,541 --> 00:16:56,083
- [yawns]
- [sighs]

346
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,916
Guys.

347
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,666
Am I the only one
with any Christmas spirit in this family?

348
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:05,250
I'm sorry. I'm just not in the mood
for Christmas carols right now.

349
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:06,875
Can we go back home now? I...

350
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,083
We're not cutting this drive short, Greg.

351
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,250
It is our family tradition.

352
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,041
Whoo-hoo.

353
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,541
Oh, Rodrick.

354
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,041
[switching radio stations]

355
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:17,958
[weatherperson on radio]
<i>Starting late Thursday night,</i>

356
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,291
<i>we're expecting a total winter whiteout
of mass...</i>

357
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,708
- [radio beeps]
- Come on, Frank.

358
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,916
Could you please
stop obsessing over the weather?

359
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,666
They're saying this
could be the storm of the century.

360
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,166
I just wanna be prepared.

361
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,958
Those weather people
are always hyping storms.

362
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,875
It's what keeps them in business.

363
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:35,250
Oh, honey.

364
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:38,208
We gotta remember to donate
a few things for the toy drive this year.

365
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,916
- The toy drive?
- [Susan] Yes, Greg.

366
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,958
That drop box is where everyone leaves
their spare toys for needy kids.

367
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,666
{\an8}The toys get picked up on Christmas Eve.

368
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,166
Drop box?

369
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,791
<i>What is it gonna be?</i>

370
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:57,583
<i>Cold ears? Or life behind bars?</i> [echoing]

371
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:59,666
[whimpering]

372
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,333
- [gasps]
- Mm-hmm.

373
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,083
[gulps]

374
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,875
- [dispatcher] <i>Attention, all units.</i>
- Uh...

375
00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:07,833
<i>Possible suspects sighted westbound
on Surrey Street.</i>

376
00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:09,041
<i>Seven Adam 15.</i>

377
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,583
<i>Vehicle has been dispatched to the scene.</i>

378
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:13,458
{\an8}<i>Suspect is wanted in connection
with an incident of vandalism.</i>

379
00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:20,041
[birds chirping]

380
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,208
Is that supposed to be us?

381
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:25,291
Rowley, we gotta get rid of these things
before someone sees them.

382
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,541
[grunting]

383
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,250
[grunts]

384
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,333
Greg.

385
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,833
There's so many of them.
What if we don't get them all?

386
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,708
We cannot afford
to let that happen, Rowley.

387
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:44,375
[Rowley yelps]

388
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,041
What if someone
in the neighborhood saw us?

389
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,125
- [laughs]
- [both yelp]

390
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,625
Well, hello, Greg Heffley.

391
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:52,916
Wanna finish building me?

392
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,125
[chuckles] No, thanks, Fregley.

393
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,125
I've been out here since yesterday.

394
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,458
I can't feel any of my extremities.

395
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,750
[shudders]

396
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:04,541
How'd he get in there?

397
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,166
[shushes] Keep walking.

398
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,208
Do not make eye contact.

399
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:12,208
I think my freckles might have frostbite.
[yelps]

400
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,375
I don't feel good about
being so close to my house.

401
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,666
Hey, maybe I can crash at your place
for a few days

402
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:21,166
and wait for this whole thing
to blow over.

403
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,125
But you're banned
from sleeping over at my house.

404
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,166
Remember the thing
with the chocolate pudding?

405
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,750
- [screaming]
- [mixer whirring]

406
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,666
What? Come on, Rowley.

407
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,375
Your dad's probably
forgotten all about that by now.

408
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,625
No. [sighs]

409
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,375
Look, Rowley, you do not know
what it's like at my house.

410
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,458
I've got, like, five pairs of eyes
watching my every move.

411
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:43,541
Five?

412
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:47,125
But there's only four other people
in your family.

413
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:50,375
Well, at least that's what it feels like.

414
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,125
But you said we don't need to worry,

415
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,708
'cause we got rid of our clothes
in that dumpster, right?

416
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:58,208
- Oh. Yeah, about that.
- What?

417
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:03,208
Yeah, it turns out the dumpster
is actually a toy donation bin.

418
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:05,208
It's what?

419
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,791
That means someone's
gonna find our clothes.

420
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,791
This is bad. This is ba...

421
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,500
Calm down. [chuckles]

422
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:15,166
I mean, it's not like our names
are written inside of them, right?

423
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:19,458
But what if they find hair in our hats
and test it for DNA?

424
00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:21,125
Wow. Wow, Rowley.

425
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:23,208
You watch way too much television.

426
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,666
Look, we'll get our clothes back
just to be safe.

427
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,916
- Okay?
- Maybe we should just turn ourselves in.

428
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,333
I can't live like this.

429
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:31,375
Breathe, Rowley.

430
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,250
I got everything under control.
Here's the plan.

431
00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:38,208
[Greg] <i>We'll set our alarms,
so we wake up first thing in the morning.</i>

432
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,583
<i>Then we'll head downtown
and grab our stuff out of that bin.</i>

433
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:45,291
<i>And we get rid of it for real this time.</i>

434
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,791
<i>When that's done, we are home free.</i>

435
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,916
Why don't we just do it now?

436
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,250
[sighs] My mom's making us build
a gingerbread house tonight,

437
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,875
and I can't get out of it.

438
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:59,666
I don't know.
This plan seems kind of risky.

439
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,916
Look, you gotta trust me, Rowley.

440
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,083
Have I ever steered you wrong?

441
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:06,541
A bunch of times.

442
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:10,791
You gotta believe, Rowley.

443
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,125
Come on. It's Christmastime.

444
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,708
Uh...

445
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:20,750
[sighs]

446
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,916
[wind whistling]

447
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,166
[weatherperson] <i>...between ten below zero</i>

448
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,083
- <i>and 24 below zero.</i>
- [Manny coos, gulps]

449
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:36,833
<i>A snow emergency is in effect,
with levels reaching well above five feet.</i>

450
00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:40,083
- Frank, can you please...
- Can't talk! Concentrating.

451
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,666
Come on. Why won't this thing...

452
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:44,083
Would you please stop obsessing
about this storm?

453
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,000
[groans]

454
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:48,583
You're missing out on an authentic
holiday moment with your family.

455
00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:49,791
Manny.

456
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:50,708
[shouts]

457
00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:53,708
Mom, how come I have to be here,
but Rodrick doesn't?

458
00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:57,208
Well, I'd love for him to be here,
but I have no idea where he is.

459
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,750
It's like herding cats to get

460
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,083
- everyone in this family in one place.
- [door closes]

461
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,500
Hey, look what I just found.

462
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,375
Oh, I heard about that.

463
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,708
Can you believe that that snowplow assault
happened on our street?

464
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,333
You know, I'll bet the guys behind it

465
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,458
were a couple of those
rotten Whirley Street kids.

466
00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:19,375
They're always coming into
our neighborhood and stirring up trouble.

467
00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:21,708
Yeah, but the Whirley Street kids
wouldn't do something so bold

468
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:23,458
in broad daylight.

469
00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:27,750
No, no.
These two look like hardened criminals.

470
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,833
[scoffs] I could take 'em.

471
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,041
Ooh, it looks like
they're offering a reward

472
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:34,083
for more information
that leads to their capture.

473
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,750
Yep. And I'm gonna claim it.

474
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,083
It's how I'm paying
for your Christmas gifts.

475
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:42,333
Mom? Mom? Can I please be excused?

476
00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:43,833
Absolutely not, Greg.

477
00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:48,166
We are going to finish this
gingerbread house together as a family.

478
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:49,750
- [rattling]
- Huh?

479
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,291
[laughs]

480
00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:52,875
[squeaking, pops]

481
00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:55,500
- Bubby!
- Ugh!

482
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,000
Okay... [sighs] ...let's pivot.

483
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:01,250
Frank, uh, you go get those toys
that we're gonna donate.

484
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:04,291
And, Greg... Ooh, run upstairs
and get the wrapping paper

485
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:05,958
- from the linen closet.
- [sighs]

486
00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:09,166
This one here looks kind of familiar.

487
00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:11,500
Hmm.

488
00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:12,750
Uh...

489
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,708
- [footsteps departing]
- Hmm.

490
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,666
Mom, which one's the linen closet again?

491
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,583
[Susan] The one where we keep the towels.

492
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:25,375
Got it.

493
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,083
[grunting]

494
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:33,875
What?

495
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,291
[choir vocalizing]

496
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:41,958
[whispers] No way.

497
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:44,541
<i>I couldn't believe my eyes.</i>

498
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:49,458
<i>The one thing I wanted was right there
in one glorious, beautiful...</i>

499
00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:52,708
[Susan] Oh, Greg, and grab the tape
while you're up there too.

500
00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,625
Of course, Mother. I'm coming.

501
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,416
[chuckles] Yes!

502
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,333
[sighs]

503
00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:12,583
Okay. I got three varieties of paper
and clear tape.

504
00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:14,833
You need anything else?

505
00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:18,166
Oh, well, aren't you being helpful?

506
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,333
I guess I got the Christmas spirit.

507
00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:24,458
Well, if you keep this up, I bet Santa
will have something extra special for you

508
00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:25,791
on Christmas morning.

509
00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:28,375
You know, I don't really care what I get.

510
00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:30,916
I'm just trying to be
the best Greg Heffley I could be.

511
00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:33,791
[clicks tongue] Oh, aren't you a doll?

512
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,708
Why don't you help me
wrap these used toys?

513
00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:39,041
Sure thing, Mom.

514
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,291
<i>After the thing
that happened with the snowplow,</i>

515
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,125
<i>I figured my holidays were sunk,</i>

516
00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:47,750
<i>but everything changed for me
tonight when I found that gift.</i>

517
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:51,250
<i>It just proves that sometimes,
good things happen to good people.</i>

518
00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:54,625
<i>Now, all I need to do is grab that stuff
out of the bin tomorrow,</i>

519
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:57,291
<i>and it'll be smooth sailing to Christmas.</i>

520
00:24:57,375 --> 00:24:59,375
<i>You know that poem
about children going to bed</i>

521
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,875
<i>with visions of sugarplums
dancing in their heads?</i>

522
00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:06,791
<i>Well, tonight I'll be dreaming
of something way better than candy.</i>

523
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:24,958
[alarm buzzing]

524
00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:29,083
What the heck?

525
00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:30,916
What the heck?

526
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,041
[weatherperson] <i>The governor has declared
a weather emergency...</i>

527
00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:35,791
- What the heck?
- Well, look who came to join us.

528
00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:37,083
It's snowing!

529
00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,291
I guess the weather people
are right every once in a while.

530
00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:40,916
My alarm didn't go off.

531
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,083
I set it for later, so you could sleep in.

532
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,083
That's the best thing about a snow day.

533
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:47,333
More like a snow week.

534
00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:50,250
This storm's supposed to keep going strong
through Christmas Eve.

535
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,083
A whole week?

536
00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:54,750
Uh, uh, I can't be stuck inside right now.

537
00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:56,583
I've got... I've got things I gotta do.

538
00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:58,333
Greg, where on Earth are you going?

539
00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:00,500
I'm going to hang out at Rowley's.

540
00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:02,166
In your pajamas?

541
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,791
Honey, it's not safe
to be outside right now.

542
00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:06,958
Mom, it's just a dusting.

543
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,625
I'll be back in a few... [shouts]

544
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:13,500
[gasps] Greg.

545
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:14,833
Bubby frozen.

546
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,166
- [shutter clicks]
- [laughs]

547
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:20,250
[Greg] <i>It took me a few hours to get
my body temperature back to normal,</i>

548
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,333
<i>but as soon as I could
feel my fingers again,</i>

549
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:25,666
<i>I grabbed the phone and called Rowley
to fill him in on the new plan.</i>

550
00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:32,833
[Rowley]
♪ <i>Silent night, holy night</i> ♪

551
00:26:32,916 --> 00:26:39,583
♪ <i>All is calm, all is bright</i> ♪

552
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:40,958
[phone ringing]

553
00:26:41,041 --> 00:26:42,500
Oh, I'll get it.

554
00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:43,541
Don't be long, Son.

555
00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:45,500
We'll pick up
at the start of the third verse.

556
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:47,000
- [ringing continues]
- [Rowley] Yes, Father.

557
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,708
Jefferson residence. Rowley speaking.

558
00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:51,791
Rowley, I know you know it's me.

559
00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:54,833
<i>I'm sorry. My mom and dad like me
to use good phone manners.</i>

560
00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:56,750
Can you believe this snow?

561
00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:59,583
- I mean, how are you guys holding up?
- We're doing great.

562
00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:03,083
We made gingerbread cookies,
and now we're singing Christmas carols.

563
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:06,750
[gasps] Oh, want me to put you on
speakerphone so you can join us?

564
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:07,875
No!

565
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:09,500
I mean, no, thanks.

566
00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:12,166
Listen, Rowley, we need to make sure
we're on the same page

567
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,375
about the you-know-what.

568
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:15,791
You mean...

569
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:17,000
Voldemort?

570
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:20,791
What? That's you-know-who, Rowley.

571
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,958
I'm talking about the snowplow.

572
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:25,208
Oh, yeah, that.

573
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:29,375
Look, we won't be able to get our stuff
from that bin until it stops snowing.

574
00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:31,625
We're gonna have to lay low
and keep our mouths shut.

575
00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:33,083
Got it?

576
00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:35,708
- <i>What do you mean?</i>
- If someone beats us to that bin,

577
00:27:35,791 --> 00:27:37,375
we're gonna have to
get our story straight.

578
00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:40,708
So, if anyone comes by your house
and starts asking questions,

579
00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:43,416
you don't know how
our stuff got in there, okay?

580
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,000
But why would someone come to my house?

581
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,166
There's something
I didn't tell you before.

582
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:52,250
It turns out my name
is stitched inside of my hat.

583
00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:54,416
Your name? That's bad.

584
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,875
Listen, everything's gonna be okay
as long as you play dumb.

585
00:27:57,958 --> 00:28:00,166
You don't know anything about anything.

586
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,625
But lying would be naughty,

587
00:28:02,708 --> 00:28:04,083
and I'm nice!

588
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:05,666
Rowley, I'm not asking you to lie.

589
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,583
Santa sent the storm to punish us.

590
00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:10,333
- He knows. He knows!
- Rowley?

591
00:28:11,041 --> 00:28:12,791
- [Greg] <i>Can you please calm down?</i>
- [panting]

592
00:28:12,875 --> 00:28:14,500
Just focus on the sound of my voice.

593
00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:17,083
Maybe I'll just confess.
What's the number for the police?

594
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:19,583
- 911, 911, 911.
- [phone beeping]

595
00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:20,916
- Rowley! Rowley!
- <i>911, 911, 911.</i>

596
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,833
- Rowley, do not hang up this phone!
- <i>911, 911!</i>

597
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:24,000
- Stay on the line!
- <i>911!</i>

598
00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:25,708
[electricity humming stops]

599
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,958
[busy signal beeping]

600
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,458
Rowley?

601
00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:40,166
[Greg sighs] <i>Well, with the power out,
Rowley can't call the cops</i>

602
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,583
<i>and spill his guts out about the snowplow.</i>

603
00:28:42,666 --> 00:28:46,083
<i>And with the whole town snowed under,
nobody's getting to that bin.</i>

604
00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:47,875
<i>So, my secret's safe.</i>

605
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:48,958
<i>At least for now.</i>

606
00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:50,958
<i>All I need to do is to make it
to Christmas morning</i>

607
00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:53,041
<i>without anyone in my family catching on.</i>

608
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:55,916
<i>Because in one week,
I can call that video game system mine.</i>

609
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,333
[sighs] Okay.

610
00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,708
Three cases of water,
120 rolls of toilet paper,

611
00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:02,375
flashlights with fresh batteries
and plenty of canned goods.

612
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:04,333
- Ooh.
- Check!

613
00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:09,208
Greg, you're already shivering?
The power's only been out for a half hour.

614
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:11,125
Yeah, we're already starting to lose heat.

615
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,916
And if it gets cold enough in here,
the pipes could burst.

616
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,125
So, nobody touch the bottled water.
Just in case.

617
00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:17,041
[Manny groans]

618
00:29:17,125 --> 00:29:18,666
We might need to use it
to flush the toilets.

619
00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,791
Eh, I never really flush anyway.

620
00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:22,375
Yes, Rodrick, we've noticed.

621
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:24,166
Do we really have enough food?

622
00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:25,333
What if we run out?

623
00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:27,208
Well, I just went grocery shopping.

624
00:29:27,291 --> 00:29:30,041
We'll be fine for two weeks at least.

625
00:29:30,125 --> 00:29:33,375
I read about this family
that got snowed into their cabin,

626
00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:34,541
and to survive,

627
00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:37,083
- they had to eat each other.
- [gasps] Gross!

628
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,541
Yummy.

629
00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:40,416
Rodrick! You're scaring Manny.

630
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,000
[chuckles]
The last guy felt kinda bad though.

631
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:46,541
[sighs] Well,
I think everything's gonna be just fine.

632
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:49,291
And the next few days are going to be fun.

633
00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:53,541
What could be better than being snowed in
with your family for the holidays?

634
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,416
Literally anything.

635
00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:59,333
No phones, no television, no distractions.

636
00:29:59,416 --> 00:30:04,000
Just the five of us sharing
in the joy of each other's company.

637
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:07,166
It's a Christmas miracle.

638
00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:10,166
{\an8}[shivering] So cold.

639
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:11,250
[Rodrick groans]

640
00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:15,291
[gasps]

641
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:18,458
Okay, guys.
Who's up for another round of charades?

642
00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:19,708
- [Greg sighs]
- [groans]

643
00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:22,458
[chittering]

644
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:24,708
[chittering continues]

645
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,250
- [Greg] Uh...
- [Rodrick] Um...

646
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:27,500
<i>Back to the Future</i>?

647
00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:29,333
[chittering]

648
00:30:29,416 --> 00:30:31,375
[roaring]

649
00:30:31,458 --> 00:30:33,791
[cawing]

650
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,833
- A llama?
- She did a llama yesterday, I think.

651
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,625
Or maybe that was the day before?
I... It's getting fuzzy.

652
00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:43,208
It's an alpaca, guys. Come on.

653
00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:45,625
[groans] Same thing.

654
00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:48,291
Frank, we are playing a game here.

655
00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:50,541
- Would you please sit down?
- Yeah, yeah, okay.

656
00:30:50,625 --> 00:30:53,208
I-I just gotta make sure
we've got our inventory cataloged.

657
00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:54,333
All right, let's see here.

658
00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:57,875
120 toilet paper rolls,
three cases of water... Wait a minute.

659
00:30:57,958 --> 00:31:01,625
There's a case missing.
And where are the cans of yams?

660
00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:03,583
Huh?

661
00:31:03,666 --> 00:31:06,458
I think one of you boys
is hoarding supplies.

662
00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:08,875
I've got a nose for yams.

663
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:10,708
Breathe in my face.

664
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:12,083
[screams] Whoa, whoa. [stammers]

665
00:31:12,166 --> 00:31:13,791
- Uh, um, Mom.
- [sniffing]

666
00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:15,458
- Oh, it's okay, Rodrick.
- [sniffing continues]

667
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:19,291
I think your father may be
suffering from a case of cabin fever.

668
00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:21,041
N-Not so fast.

669
00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:23,041
You're not off the hook yourself, Susan.

670
00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:27,500
- Come on. Let's have it. Breathe.
- [Susan chuckles] Okay.

671
00:31:27,583 --> 00:31:30,708
- That's enough, Frank.
- [Frank] That-That's broccoli, isn't it?

672
00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:31,750
[screams]

673
00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:32,958
Greg, what's wrong?

674
00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:34,500
The elf thing moved.

675
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,958
It was there a minute ago,
and now it's there.

676
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:42,125
Oh, I'm sure your mind
is just playing tricks on you, honey.

677
00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:44,500
Uh, maybe you're going
a little stir-crazy too.

678
00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:45,916
I am not going crazy.

679
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,916
That thing actually moved.

680
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,833
[Rodrick] Hmm.

681
00:31:48,916 --> 00:31:53,166
Well, maybe he had an important message
to deliver to the North Pole.

682
00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,666
But now he's back.

683
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:56,750
I wonder what he had to tell Santa.

684
00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,458
[shudders]

685
00:32:00,291 --> 00:32:03,000
Look, maybe another round of charades
will crank up the fun.

686
00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:04,541
Next category.

687
00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:07,375
Book titles of the Edwardian period. Ooh!

688
00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:09,291
- [groans] No.
- Really? [groans]

689
00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,916
[ceiling cracking]

690
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000
[ceiling, walls creaking]

691
00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:19,041
- [explosion]
- [water splashing]

692
00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:22,375
- The pipes burst!
- Oh, no, no, no! The basement!

693
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,291
The basement? My room!

694
00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:28,583
Come on, work.

695
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,083
- [Susan gasps]
- Whoa!

696
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:33,750
Oh, no, no, no!
My Revolutionary War diorama!

697
00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:35,250
- My drums!
- Oh, gosh.

698
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:36,583
Be careful, Rodrick!

699
00:32:36,666 --> 00:32:38,541
- [Rodrick screams] Please! No!
- [Frank] No, Cornwallis!

700
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,416
Not you, Cornwallis!

701
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,958
[wind whistling]

702
00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:46,416
[Greg] <i>I was actually kinda glad that
my family was distracted with other stuff,</i>

703
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:50,500
<i>because that gave me the chance
to stay out of sight and out of mind.</i>

704
00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:54,250
<i>So, my plan was to shut myself
in my room and lay low until Christmas.</i>

705
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:56,833
- Whoa!
- [sighs] What's up, roomie?

706
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,500
Rodrick? What are you doing here?

707
00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:03,416
Well, since my room's flooded,
I'll be crashing here for a while.

708
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,916
What? [scoffs] You can't stay in here.
This is my room.

709
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,208
Well, I'm not sleeping in Manny's room.

710
00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:10,291
Something's not right with that kid.

711
00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:13,375
And besides, I need to keep an eye on you.

712
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,833
Keep a... Keep an eye on me? For what?

713
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:21,833
I've noticed you've been acting
a little suspicious lately.

714
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:25,083
What? Now you think I took the yams?

715
00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:29,666
Ha! This isn't about yams, Gregory.

716
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:32,125
- Uh...
- Time to come clean.

717
00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:34,458
[chuckles]
I don't know what you're talking about.

718
00:33:34,541 --> 00:33:37,083
Red hat, red scarf.

719
00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:39,166
Just like the ones you lost, huh?

720
00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:42,750
Fine. [sighs] What do you know?

721
00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,833
All right,
here's how I think it all went down.

722
00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:49,416
<i>You and your little buddy
were in the front yard last week,</i>

723
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,833
<i>frolicking in the snow.</i>

724
00:33:50,916 --> 00:33:52,583
[both laughing]

725
00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:57,666
<i>Then, along came some high schoolers
who saw you two weaklings as easy targets</i>.

726
00:33:57,750 --> 00:33:59,541
Nice winter gear, dum-dums.

727
00:33:59,625 --> 00:34:01,500
Now, it's ours. [chuckles]

728
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:04,333
[Rodrick] <i>So, they stole your winter gear,
rolled you up in a snowball,</i>

729
00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:05,708
<i>and pushed you down the hill.</i>

730
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:08,041
- So long, twerps!
- [Greg, Rowley screaming, crying]

731
00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:10,916
[Rodrick] <i>And wham!
You nailed that snowplow</i>.

732
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,916
[laughs] We're so bad.

733
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,458
But now, you and your little friend
have a problem, right?

734
00:34:17,541 --> 00:34:19,791
The guys who took your stuff
are on the run from the law.

735
00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:22,500
- The fuzz!
- [Rodrick] <i>But they know where you live.</i>

736
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:25,791
So if you rat them out
for what they did, you're both dead.

737
00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:29,958
Really, Rodrick?
That's what you came up with?

738
00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:33,625
Well, I, uh...
I'm still working out the details.

739
00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:37,708
But it's just a matter of time
before I find out what happened for sure.

740
00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:38,791
What do you mean?

741
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:42,458
All the evidence is stored right here.

742
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:44,791
On our doorbell?

743
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:48,708
Yes, Greg, on our doorbell.
It's got a camera in it.

744
00:34:48,791 --> 00:34:51,041
And everything that happens
on the street in front of our house

745
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,250
gets recorded
on this little box right here.

746
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,833
Yeah, well, good luck finding out
what's on that thing

747
00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:01,416
without any electricity.

748
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,291
I think you underestimate me, Gregory.

749
00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:08,291
Nothing is getting in between
me and that reward money.

750
00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:10,083
And I'm calling the bed.

751
00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:11,750
Ah!

752
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,833
[Greg] <i>Just gotta make it five more days,
Greg Heffley.</i>

753
00:35:18,958 --> 00:35:20,375
<i>You can do this.</i>

754
00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:24,375
[wind whistling]

755
00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,958
["It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" playing]

756
00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:33,500
♪ <i>It's the most wonderful time
Of the year</i> ♪

757
00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:36,666
- [gasps, chuckles]
- Hmm. Mm-hmm.

758
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:39,250
Mm-hmm.

759
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:43,083
[gasps, grunting]

760
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:47,875
♪ <i>It's the most wonderful time
Of the year</i> ♪

761
00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:54,958
{\an8}♪ <i>It's the hap-happiest season of all</i> ♪

762
00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,041
[Rodrick] Aha!

763
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,416
♪ <i>With those holiday greetings
And gay happy meetings</i> ♪

764
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,083
Now, let's get you powered up.

765
00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:07,083
- [electricity crackling]
- Oh, ah, hot!

766
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:08,375
It's working.

767
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:12,166
♪ <i>There'll be parties for hosting</i> ♪

768
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,916
♪ <i>Marshmallows for toasting</i> ♪

769
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,125
♪ <i>And caroling out in the snow</i> ♪

770
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,791
See? Like this.

771
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:21,750
♪ <i>There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories</i> ♪

772
00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:23,958
Aw.

773
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:25,375
[Santa screams]

774
00:36:25,458 --> 00:36:26,458
Rodrick!

775
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,125
Whoa. Hey!

776
00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:32,416
♪ <i>It's the most wonderful time
Of the year</i> ♪

777
00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:35,291
♪ <i>There'll be much mistletoeing</i> ♪

778
00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:37,458
♪ <i>And hearts will be glowing</i> ♪

779
00:36:37,541 --> 00:36:40,208
♪ <i>When loved ones are near</i> ♪

780
00:36:40,291 --> 00:36:42,375
[Frank] And that ought to be enough.

781
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:48,000
♪ <i>It's the most wonderful time
Of the year</i> ♪

782
00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,708
Okay.

783
00:36:52,791 --> 00:36:53,958
Let's get you fired up.

784
00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:55,083
[electricity crackles]

785
00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:57,666
Yes. Yes, come on.

786
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:58,958
Come on. Come on.

787
00:36:59,041 --> 00:37:00,916
[electricity crackling]

788
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,208
No, no! No!

789
00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:03,291
No!

790
00:37:03,375 --> 00:37:04,416
Huh? [screams]

791
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,208
Oh, no, no, no! Stop, stop. [blows]

792
00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:08,125
Okay, everybody.

793
00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:09,208
Scooch in.

794
00:37:10,083 --> 00:37:11,083
[Susan chuckles]

795
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:12,791
[Greg screams] Rodrick!

796
00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:14,166
- [Susan] Greg! Stop!
- [Frank] Rodrick!

797
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,708
- [Susan] No, no, no! My tree!
- [Greg] Stop!

798
00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:16,958
[Frank] Susan!

799
00:37:17,041 --> 00:37:18,041
[grunts]

800
00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:20,458
Oh! Hmm.

801
00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,958
- [screams]
- [electricity crackling]

802
00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:25,083
It's alive!

803
00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:26,750
It's alive!

804
00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:29,708
[chuckling]

805
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:32,958
[screams]

806
00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:34,041
This isn't happening.

807
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:35,125
This isn't happening!

808
00:37:37,416 --> 00:37:38,375
[music ends]

809
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,166
Yay!

810
00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,541
Okay. Okay.

811
00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:47,708
That ought to do it.

812
00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:51,125
Everyone gets three-quarters
of a wall and five gumdrops.

813
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:52,666
And no seconds.

814
00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:54,791
We have to save the roof for dinner.

815
00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:57,166
Dictator. [babbling]
I've had it with you people.

816
00:37:57,250 --> 00:37:59,750
I just don't understand
how we ran out of food.

817
00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:03,375
No food, no water, no batteries,
no toilet paper.

818
00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:05,958
How? How could we have gone
through everything so quickly?

819
00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:08,875
Guys! Check this out.

820
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,791
[imitates electric guitar]

821
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:17,166
I've built a device
that powers our doorbell camera,

822
00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:19,500
and the video is almost done buffering.

823
00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:21,958
I'm finally gonna figure out
who wrecked that snowplow.

824
00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:23,708
[gasps, groans]

825
00:38:23,791 --> 00:38:25,333
Drumroll, please.

826
00:38:25,416 --> 00:38:27,416
[imitating drums]

827
00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:31,125
- Behold!
- [beeping]

828
00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:32,666
- [Susan gasps]
- My potatoes!

829
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:35,000
- My Christmas lights!
- [beeping, crackling]

830
00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:36,666
Wait, wait! No, no, no, no! Stop, stop!

831
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:39,166
Oh, come on.

832
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:43,083
[sighs]

833
00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:47,583
Rodrick, my Christmas decorations
are not toys.

834
00:38:47,666 --> 00:38:49,291
I have been looking for these.

835
00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:51,125
We need all the food we can get.

836
00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:52,625
How did we run out of food, Frank?

837
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:54,958
I thought we had enough
to last us two weeks.

838
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,375
If everyone only took their fair share...

839
00:38:57,458 --> 00:39:00,333
Don't tell me you're gonna start in
on those yams again.

840
00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:02,333
Rodrick's been hoarding potatoes.

841
00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:04,500
Who knows what else these boys are hiding?

842
00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:06,916
Now's not the time for paranoia, Frank.

843
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,291
You're scaring Manny.

844
00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:11,916
Wait, where is Manny?

845
00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:15,958
[Susan gasps]

846
00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,041
Manny?

847
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:19,875
Manny?

848
00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:21,958
Manny! Manny!

849
00:39:22,041 --> 00:39:23,375
Manny! [groans]

850
00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,458
[echoing] Manny!

851
00:39:25,541 --> 00:39:27,708
Manny! Manny?

852
00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:29,250
- Manny!
- Manny!

853
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,875
- Manny!
- Manny!

854
00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:32,833
Oh, Manny, Manny, Manny.

855
00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:34,083
Where could you be?

856
00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:36,083
I checked in the garage. He's not there.

857
00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:39,291
I couldn't find him
in any of his regular hiding spots.

858
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:40,916
[groans] He's not in his room.

859
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,333
He wasn't in the bathroom either,

860
00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:46,416
but I'd suggest you all give it
a good 20 minutes before you go in there.

861
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:49,250
You don't think he's out there?

862
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:51,333
[wind howling]

863
00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:56,791
My precious baby, out in the storm alone.

864
00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:58,583
[electronic music playing, faint]

865
00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:00,833
- Do you guys hear...
- Music?

866
00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:02,916
[music continues]

867
00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:08,541
[all] Huh?

868
00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:10,791
Manny.

869
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,500
{\an8}Uh-oh.

870
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,916
So, that's where all the supplies went.

871
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,875
Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

872
00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:22,500
Huh. Respect.

873
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:24,583
[music ends]

874
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,875
Okay.

875
00:40:28,958 --> 00:40:30,583
And there we go.

876
00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:33,916
- This little guy is not going anywhere.
- [scoffs]

877
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,125
Well, can you blame him, Frank?

878
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:38,041
He was just looking out for himself.

879
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:40,791
The whole experience
has probably scarred him.

880
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:43,166
[humming]

881
00:40:43,791 --> 00:40:45,041
Seems fine to me.

882
00:40:45,541 --> 00:40:47,625
Could we please lighten up, guys?

883
00:40:47,708 --> 00:40:49,791
Things could be a whole lot worse.

884
00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:52,625
Um, how exactly?

885
00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:53,958
Well...

886
00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:55,708
[water dripping]

887
00:40:55,791 --> 00:40:57,333
There could be...

888
00:40:57,416 --> 00:40:58,750
[electricity crackles]

889
00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:00,083
We could...

890
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,666
[screams]

891
00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:06,916
Yeah, this really is rock bottom, I guess.

892
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,625
I suppose,
I got a little carried away too.

893
00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:11,333
Especially with the yams.

894
00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,500
You can say that again.

895
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:14,750
[imitating Frank] Breathe in my face.

896
00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:17,416
[Frank, Greg laughing]

897
00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:22,208
[all laughing]

898
00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:24,375
What are yams exactly, anyway?

899
00:41:24,458 --> 00:41:25,458
[Frank laughs]

900
00:41:25,541 --> 00:41:26,541
I don't know,

901
00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:28,666
but they're delicious.

902
00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:30,166
[Greg, Rodrick laugh]

903
00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:35,458
I know this wasn't the Christmas season
we were hoping for, guys.

904
00:41:35,958 --> 00:41:37,833
But at least we'll never forget it.

905
00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,250
Hope you're wrong about that.

906
00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:41,250
I'm already trying to scrub it
from my brain.

907
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:44,333
Well, maybe there's still time
to turn things around tonight.

908
00:41:44,958 --> 00:41:47,250
What do you say we try
and have a little fun?

909
00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:50,375
Oh, please, not charades again.

910
00:41:50,458 --> 00:41:53,041
Now, I know
it's not officially Christmas yet,

911
00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:56,208
but what do you guys think about getting
a little sneak preview?

912
00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:57,958
- Yeah!
- Hey, all right!

913
00:41:58,041 --> 00:42:00,916
Everyone can pick out
one gift to open tonight.

914
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,333
But choose carefully

915
00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:05,208
because you're gonna have to make it last
until tomorrow morning.

916
00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:13,000
Uh-uh-uh. You might wanna wait
till the electricity's back on

917
00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:14,416
to open that one, Greg.

918
00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:16,750
You're a good kid.

919
00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:18,000
You've earned it.

920
00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:27,458
[paper rips]

921
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:31,708
[sighs] Clothes? Seriously?

922
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:34,125
Oh, Aunt Lydia made you
another hat and scarf.

923
00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:35,458
Can I pick again?

924
00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,958
Now you don't need someone
to find your old ones.

925
00:42:38,041 --> 00:42:40,041
- [Christmas music playing]
- [chuckles] Look, Greg.

926
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:41,541
Aunt Lydia is upping her game.

927
00:42:42,791 --> 00:42:43,916
[groans]

928
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,041
[Frank] Uh, guys? Guys?

929
00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:47,458
Did it stop snowing?

930
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,166
[Susan, Greg gasp]

931
00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:52,875
[footsteps approaching]

932
00:42:54,166 --> 00:42:57,166
[gasps] It's a Christmas miracle!

933
00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:58,500
All right! [laughs]

934
00:42:58,583 --> 00:42:59,583
- Yes!
- Yes!

935
00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:02,750
Huh. Check it out. Cops.

936
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:03,833
What?

937
00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:06,666
[Susan] They must be going
to collect those toys.

938
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:10,541
Frank, we never turned in our donation
for the toy drive.

939
00:43:10,625 --> 00:43:13,750
Wait, what do the police have to do
with the toy drive?

940
00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:16,833
The police are the ones
who collect the donations from the bin

941
00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:18,625
and get them to the families in need.

942
00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:22,625
Isn't it wonderful that they sacrifice
their personal time to do that?

943
00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:24,708
[echoing]

944
00:43:26,416 --> 00:43:29,375
{\an8}Hmm. Looks like it belongs
to Greg Heffley.

945
00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:31,458
{\an8}- [radio crackles]
- Uh, Bravo 6,

946
00:43:31,541 --> 00:43:35,416
{\an8}we've identified the suspect
as notorious troublemaker Gregory Heffley.

947
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:36,708
{\an8}[dispatcher] <i>Copy that. Lock him up.</i>

948
00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:37,958
[door buzzes]

949
00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:42,375
I hope you're proud of what ya did,
Greg Heffley.

950
00:43:42,458 --> 00:43:44,750
Oh, and Merry Christmas!

951
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:47,333
[chuckles] I hope you like your present.

952
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,541
It looks like you're gonna have to share!

953
00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:54,250
[laughing]

954
00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:58,166
[Elfrendo laughing]

955
00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:01,958
[laughing continues]

956
00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:06,208
[groans]

957
00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:08,416
Greg, are you okay?

958
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:10,250
You look like you've seen a ghost.

959
00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:12,958
I think I need to go upstairs
and lay down.

960
00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,875
I don't feel so good.

961
00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:17,166
Sure, honey.

962
00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:18,250
Get some rest.

963
00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:20,625
I hope you feel better
for the big day tomorrow.

964
00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:24,791
[gulps]

965
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,666
Probably too many yams.

966
00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:34,125
[Greg] <i>I knew that if I didn't get
to that bin before the cops did,</i>

967
00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,083
<i>I was gonna spend my Christmas
in the slammer.</i>

968
00:44:36,166 --> 00:44:41,166
<i>So, I mustered up my courage and headed
out into the dark, cold night on my own.</i>

969
00:44:43,291 --> 00:44:44,291
It's go time.

970
00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:47,875
[Christmas music playing]

971
00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:49,416
[sighs] You gotta be kidding me.

972
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,541
- [switch clicks]
- [music stops]

973
00:45:04,083 --> 00:45:06,083
[Rowley snoring]

974
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:09,750
- [snowball thuds]
- [gasps]

975
00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:10,833
[moans]

976
00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,500
- [snowball thuds]
- [shouts]

977
00:45:12,583 --> 00:45:14,750
[moans, shouts]

978
00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:16,333
Uh...

979
00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:18,750
[moans]

980
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,916
Uh, what's out there, Joshie?

981
00:45:22,416 --> 00:45:24,125
[gasps, sighs]

982
00:45:24,208 --> 00:45:25,625
Hey! Greg?

983
00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:29,250
Sorry. I didn't know how else
to get your attention.

984
00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:31,166
It's Christmas Eve.

985
00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:32,333
Shouldn't you be in bed?

986
00:45:32,416 --> 00:45:34,625
[Greg] In bed? But it's only 7:30.

987
00:45:34,708 --> 00:45:37,458
I like to be asleep
in case Santa comes early.

988
00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:38,875
Well, I need your help.

989
00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:40,500
This is bigger than Santa.

990
00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:43,250
[gasps] Nothing's bigger than Santa.

991
00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:46,833
The police are gonna empty out
that toy bin tonight.

992
00:45:46,916 --> 00:45:50,000
And my name is stitched
on the inside of that hat.

993
00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:52,875
But I'm already in my footie pajamas.

994
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,541
Well, enjoy your last night of freedom.

995
00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:59,541
Because once they've got me, they're gonna
wanna know who my accomplice is.

996
00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:00,625
[gasps]

997
00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:02,583
Rowley.

998
00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:09,375
[Rowley straining]

999
00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:10,583
Rowley.

1000
00:46:12,791 --> 00:46:14,333
Let's do this.

1001
00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:15,458
[grunts]

1002
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,708
Whoa. Are you all right, buddy?

1003
00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:20,666
Yeah. [grunts]

1004
00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:22,416
All right. That's my pal.

1005
00:46:24,416 --> 00:46:26,333
- [Rowley panting, gasps]
- [dispatcher] <i>Seven Adam 15.</i>

1006
00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:28,375
<i>Vehicle has been dispatched to the scene.</i>

1007
00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:31,708
- <i>No reports from downtown...</i>
- [whimpering]

1008
00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:34,375
[grunts]

1009
00:46:35,666 --> 00:46:37,416
[panting]

1010
00:46:40,458 --> 00:46:43,041
[bell tolls]

1011
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,708
Uh, Greg?

1012
00:46:46,333 --> 00:46:47,958
Where did the donation bin go?

1013
00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:52,125
- [sighs] The storm's completely buried it.
- [wind whistling]

1014
00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:53,625
That's why I brought these.

1015
00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:56,541
Come on.
It's gotta be around here somewhere.

1016
00:46:57,583 --> 00:46:59,833
[Rowley] I think it was
under this lamppost, Greg.

1017
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:01,916
[Greg] No,
I'm pretty sure it was over here.

1018
00:47:02,666 --> 00:47:04,666
[both grunting]

1019
00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:10,000
Um, maybe over here?

1020
00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:11,083
[sighs]

1021
00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:13,291
[Rowley groans]

1022
00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:14,541
Let's try over there.

1023
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,833
[Rowley whimpers, grunts]

1024
00:47:19,041 --> 00:47:21,375
[grunts] We're never going to find it.

1025
00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:23,375
We should just... [sighs] ...give up.

1026
00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:25,208
[sighs] That bin's gotta be here!

1027
00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:27,000
[shovel clangs]

1028
00:47:30,041 --> 00:47:32,125
Ha! I knew I'd find it.

1029
00:47:32,208 --> 00:47:34,500
It's always in the last place you look,
right? [laughs]

1030
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:35,750
- [Rowley] But, Greg, I...
- Come on!

1031
00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:36,916
Let's dig it up.

1032
00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:39,125
[grunts]

1033
00:47:40,125 --> 00:47:41,500
{\an8}- [Greg] Yes!
- [Rowley] Whoo!

1034
00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:44,791
[Greg] Our stuff is still here.

1035
00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:46,708
Let's grab it and get out of here.

1036
00:47:46,791 --> 00:47:48,375
I'm gonna need you to hold my legs.

1037
00:47:49,125 --> 00:47:51,291
Almost there. [strains]

1038
00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:53,791
[straining, screams]

1039
00:47:53,875 --> 00:47:56,041
[Greg] Got it! Okay, pull me up.

1040
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:58,875
- [strains]
- [vehicle approaching]

1041
00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:00,291
Greg, it's the cops!

1042
00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:01,375
[strains]

1043
00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:02,458
[Greg] Rowley, I'm slipping.

1044
00:48:02,541 --> 00:48:03,625
[Rowley screams]

1045
00:48:04,541 --> 00:48:05,625
Rowley!

1046
00:48:06,333 --> 00:48:08,333
[Rowley] You got this, Greg!

1047
00:48:08,416 --> 00:48:09,583
Rowley.

1048
00:48:16,166 --> 00:48:18,291
Oh, man. N-No, no, no.

1049
00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:20,250
Hey! What are you doin' out here?

1050
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:22,583
Uh, I'm sorry, officer. I... I didn't...

1051
00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:27,791
[whimpers]

1052
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:31,416
[stammers] Wait. Yo-You're just a kid.

1053
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:34,500
[scoffs] Honey, shouldn't you be home
on Christmas Eve?

1054
00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:40,708
Uh, I was just making sure
the police could get to the bin

1055
00:48:40,791 --> 00:48:42,541
so they could collect the toys.

1056
00:48:42,625 --> 00:48:44,458
You know, for the kids.

1057
00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:53,666
I was supposed to clear this lot
a few days ago, but I couldn't.

1058
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:55,416
Someone broke my plow.

1059
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,666
I was gonna try and shovel it by hand.

1060
00:48:58,291 --> 00:49:00,125
You saved me a lot of time tonight, kid.

1061
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:01,333
Well... [chuckles]

1062
00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:03,750
Uh, the spirit of Christmas and all that.

1063
00:49:03,833 --> 00:49:06,333
Well, I think you can feel
pretty good about this one.

1064
00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:08,791
It'll put you on Santa's nice list
for sure.

1065
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:10,666
[chuckles] Yeah.

1066
00:49:11,291 --> 00:49:15,500
Hey, how about I give you a ride
so you can get back home to your family?

1067
00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:16,583
Sure.

1068
00:49:23,541 --> 00:49:27,541
So, you, um, getting anything good
for Christmas this year?

1069
00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:30,666
Yeah. A new video game system.

1070
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,291
Oh, man, you lucky dog.

1071
00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:34,875
Yeah, my Tyler wanted one of those,

1072
00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:38,375
but I'm gonna have to save up my pennies
before I can afford something like that.

1073
00:49:38,458 --> 00:49:40,041
But next year though. Next year.

1074
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:43,583
Just gonna have to put in a few extra
hours in this old bucket of bolts.

1075
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:44,666
[chuckles]

1076
00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:46,875
Where'd you say you live again?

1077
00:49:46,958 --> 00:49:48,708
Uh, Surrey Street.

1078
00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:49,791
It's on the hill.

1079
00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:51,166
You gotta be kidding me!

1080
00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:54,250
That's the street
where my plow got busted.

1081
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:57,333
And you know what? They never did catch
those hooligans that did it.

1082
00:49:58,125 --> 00:50:02,250
So, is this plowing stuff, like,
your full-time job?

1083
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,375
Oh, this? No.

1084
00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:06,250
[chuckles] No, I just do this on the side
for extra cash.

1085
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,666
It helps this time of year.

1086
00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:14,291
You know, there weren't a lot
of toys in that donation bin.

1087
00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:17,125
Do you think the cops will even bother
handing them out?

1088
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:19,416
Oh, yeah, no, sure,
they'll take whatever's in there,

1089
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,958
and they'll get it out to the kids
that need it the most.

1090
00:50:22,625 --> 00:50:25,208
Hey, lots of families depend
on those donations, you know?

1091
00:50:26,041 --> 00:50:27,041
Mine included.

1092
00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:31,083
Is that your son?

1093
00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:33,875
[driver] Yep. My Tyler.

1094
00:50:33,958 --> 00:50:35,458
He's the whole world to me.

1095
00:50:35,541 --> 00:50:36,791
It's just me and him.

1096
00:50:36,875 --> 00:50:39,333
[groans] You're lucky
there are only two of you.

1097
00:50:39,416 --> 00:50:41,208
I've got four other people in my family,

1098
00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:44,125
and they've been driving me
totally nuts lately.

1099
00:50:47,666 --> 00:50:49,291
Let me give you a little advice, kid.

1100
00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:52,791
My family made me crazy
when I was your age too.

1101
00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:55,708
I mean, they drove me bananas.

1102
00:50:56,791 --> 00:50:58,958
But boy do I miss 'em now.

1103
00:50:59,041 --> 00:51:02,041
Treasure every single moment
you have with those people

1104
00:51:02,791 --> 00:51:05,208
because nothing in life is guaranteed.

1105
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:11,000
[stammers] Um, this is my turn.

1106
00:51:16,291 --> 00:51:19,041
[Rowley grunting]

1107
00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:25,958
What?

1108
00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:27,083
[screams]

1109
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,083
[driver] All right, kid.

1110
00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:36,916
It's been nice getting to know ya.

1111
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,583
Yeah. Thanks for the ride.

1112
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:47,583
[groans]

1113
00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,500
- You!
- [groans]

1114
00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:53,083
You...

1115
00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:57,333
[groans] You seem like a good kid.

1116
00:51:57,416 --> 00:51:58,416
[gasps]

1117
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,833
Now, why don't you put on
that hat and scarf of yours?

1118
00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:03,541
It's cold outside.

1119
00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:08,458
Okay, you and your family
have yourself a merry Christmas.

1120
00:52:08,541 --> 00:52:10,125
Uh, yeah.

1121
00:52:10,208 --> 00:52:11,541
You too.

1122
00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:13,083
[chuckles]

1123
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:14,166
- Ah, crazy kid...
- [radio beeps]

1124
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:15,958
["Last Christmas" playing on radio]

1125
00:52:16,041 --> 00:52:20,125
[driver]
♪ <i>Last Christmas I gave you my heart</i>

1126
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,291
♪ <i>But the very next day...</i> ♪

1127
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,250
[electricity humming]

1128
00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:28,333
[Greg] Whoa.

1129
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:32,041
- [electricity humming]
- [Rowley grunts]

1130
00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:38,750
[chuckles] Yeah!

1131
00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:41,333
[Frank laughing]

1132
00:52:41,416 --> 00:52:42,500
Finally!

1133
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:45,833
[Susan laughs]

1134
00:52:45,916 --> 00:52:47,416
- [laughs]
- [Frank, Susan laughing]

1135
00:52:55,833 --> 00:52:57,375
What are you looking at?

1136
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:59,000
[Frank laughing]

1137
00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:02,583
- [Manny] Bubby.
- Hey, hey, buddy! Look!

1138
00:53:02,666 --> 00:53:04,458
The power is back on!

1139
00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:05,791
[chuckles] Yeah.

1140
00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:08,375
Greg, you found your hat and scarf.

1141
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,208
[gasps]

1142
00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:12,291
Uh...

1143
00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:13,958
No way.

1144
00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:16,625
I finally put it all together.

1145
00:53:17,208 --> 00:53:20,041
So it was you this entire time.

1146
00:53:21,375 --> 00:53:22,375
Busted.

1147
00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:23,750
[Susan] What is going on here, Greg?

1148
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,416
What is your brother talking about?

1149
00:53:26,875 --> 00:53:29,041
I'm the one who damaged that snowplow.

1150
00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:30,250
[gasps]

1151
00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:31,500
[stammers] What? Wait a minute.

1152
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,458
You knocked the blade off that plow?

1153
00:53:33,541 --> 00:53:35,625
But I-I... How?

1154
00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:36,875
It was an accident.

1155
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,833
Me and Rowley were building a snowman,

1156
00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:45,000
and the snowball
just kind of got away from us.

1157
00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:49,583
And when it happened, we got scared.

1158
00:53:50,708 --> 00:53:51,708
So we ran.

1159
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,000
[siren blares]

1160
00:53:56,083 --> 00:53:58,208
[dispatcher] <i>Seven Baker 17,
repeat, Surrey Street.</i>

1161
00:53:58,291 --> 00:53:59,291
<i>Suspect is wanted...</i>

1162
00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:01,416
What are the police doing here?

1163
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:02,833
I can't believe it.

1164
00:54:02,916 --> 00:54:05,375
That snowplow lady sold me out.

1165
00:54:06,291 --> 00:54:08,958
Man, the chafe
in these pants is ridiculous.

1166
00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:16,291
Well, don't just stand there.

1167
00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:17,833
Run!

1168
00:54:17,916 --> 00:54:19,333
You can slip out the back door.

1169
00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:20,416
I'll stall for you.

1170
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:21,500
Good plan, Rodrick.

1171
00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,541
And, Frank, help me hide the evidence.

1172
00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:25,000
Susan! Are you crazy?

1173
00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:27,000
We can't engage in a... a cover-up.

1174
00:54:27,083 --> 00:54:28,750
We gotta tell the police what happened.

1175
00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:32,416
Frank, we are not gonna have
our family's Christmas ruined

1176
00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:34,833
by what was clearly an innocent mistake.

1177
00:54:35,583 --> 00:54:38,166
Um, okay are we... are we...
are we really doing this?

1178
00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:41,375
I guess we're doing this.

1179
00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:43,291
Start shredding, Rodrick.

1180
00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:48,458
- Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
- [grunts]

1181
00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:51,250
[dispatcher] <i>Last seen wearing a red scarf</i>

1182
00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:54,125
- <i>and red hat.</i>
- [both panting]

1183
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,916
- Guys, hey!
- [Susan pants, screams]

1184
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,875
Guys. Guys!

1185
00:54:57,958 --> 00:54:58,958
Come on!

1186
00:54:59,041 --> 00:55:00,583
- Huh?
- Wha...

1187
00:55:00,666 --> 00:55:01,750
[gulps]

1188
00:55:02,541 --> 00:55:04,625
- Huh?
- It's okay.

1189
00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:06,958
You don't need to do this for me.

1190
00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:08,958
The thing with the snowplow was my fault.

1191
00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:10,625
It's time for me to face the music.

1192
00:55:15,083 --> 00:55:17,583
But if this is the end of the road for me,

1193
00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:21,625
I just wanna say
I'm really gonna miss you guys.

1194
00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:26,208
Greg!

1195
00:55:26,708 --> 00:55:29,541
I gotta get
a different pair of snow pants.

1196
00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:31,375
Please be gentle.

1197
00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:32,958
I've got delicate wrists.

1198
00:55:33,041 --> 00:55:34,208
Huh?

1199
00:55:34,291 --> 00:55:36,708
Well, hello, officers.

1200
00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:39,125
What brings you to our house tonight?

1201
00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:41,458
Um...

1202
00:55:41,541 --> 00:55:45,875
Listen, lady,
we've got a bit of a situation here.

1203
00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:52,291
Oh, well, I-I'm sure that this was
just a complete misunderstanding.

1204
00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:53,791
[chuckles]

1205
00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:55,083
Right?

1206
00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:56,583
Uh, right.

1207
00:55:56,666 --> 00:55:59,083
Uh, listen, uh,
with all the snow this week,

1208
00:55:59,166 --> 00:56:01,500
people couldn't go out
to the toy donation bin.

1209
00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:06,041
So, uh, me and my partner volunteered to
go door-to-door to collect unwanted items.

1210
00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:07,125
[Frank, Susan] Oh.

1211
00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:10,375
[all] Oh!

1212
00:56:10,458 --> 00:56:13,291
Well, that's a wonderful idea, officers.

1213
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:16,666
I'm so sorry we didn't make it to the bin
before tonight.

1214
00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:19,708
Frank, could you run upstairs
and grab those gifts we wrapped?

1215
00:56:19,791 --> 00:56:22,625
Boys, do we have anything else
in the house we could donate?

1216
00:56:23,791 --> 00:56:24,791
Uh...

1217
00:56:25,291 --> 00:56:28,458
Actually, I have something
that would be perfect.

1218
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,000
But can I ask you officers for a favor?

1219
00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:43,458
[Manny chuckles]

1220
00:56:43,541 --> 00:56:44,875
[Manny imitates car]

1221
00:56:44,958 --> 00:56:45,958
[horn honks]

1222
00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:47,791
[paper rustles]

1223
00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:49,958
Deodorant. Really?

1224
00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:52,166
Santa knows exactly what you need.

1225
00:56:52,250 --> 00:56:53,333
[groans]

1226
00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:54,958
Thanks, Santa.

1227
00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:59,416
I'm sorry you don't have
more to open this year.

1228
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,041
I'm good with what I got.

1229
00:57:01,125 --> 00:57:04,416
The truth is,
I have everything I need right here.

1230
00:57:05,333 --> 00:57:07,083
I'm proud of you, Greg.

1231
00:57:07,166 --> 00:57:11,125
What you did last night was just amazing.

1232
00:57:11,666 --> 00:57:14,833
Yeah, well,
that's what Christmas is all about, right?

1233
00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:16,333
[Manny imitates car]

1234
00:57:16,416 --> 00:57:17,416
Aw, Manny.

1235
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,625
[all laugh]

1236
00:57:19,708 --> 00:57:21,125
[Manny laughs]

1237
00:57:23,958 --> 00:57:26,958
{\an8}- [driver laughs, imitates lasers]
- [Tyler groans]

1238
00:57:27,041 --> 00:57:29,333
{\an8}- [driver] Oh! Ah! Nope!
- Come on!

1239
00:57:29,416 --> 00:57:31,250
{\an8}- Come and get me.
- [groans]

1240
00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:33,458
- Now you can't get me 'cause I'm hiding!
- Oh! Yeah!

1241
00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:34,875
- [shouts] You got me.
- Whoo-hoo!

1242
00:57:34,958 --> 00:57:36,041
Thanks, Mom.

1243
00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:39,625
[Greg] <i>So, after everything I went
through, my Christmas wasn't half bad.</i>

1244
00:57:39,708 --> 00:57:41,041
<i>I spent the day with my family,</i>

1245
00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:44,000
<i>and I even had a little time
to tie up some loose ends</i>.

1246
00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:47,875
- [lid closes]
- Good riddance.

1247
00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:52,833
<i>And in case you're thinking I went soft
by giving up my present,</i>

1248
00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:57,541
<i>let me just say that a new video game
system comes out every year.</i>

1249
00:57:57,625 --> 00:58:01,791
<i>And next time around, I won't have
anyone looking over my shoulder.</i>

1250
00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:04,250
<i>So I'm a lock
for having my Christmas dreams come true.</i>

1251
00:58:04,875 --> 00:58:07,750
<i>I just hope nobody hears about everything
that happened to my family</i>

1252
00:58:07,833 --> 00:58:10,416
<i>and turns it into one of those
corny holiday specials,</i>

1253
00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:14,666
<i>'cause that would be, like,
my worst nightmare.</i>

1254
00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:21,958
- [thunderclap]
- [laughs]

1255
00:58:33,666 --> 00:58:36,583
["Santa Never Sleeps" playing]

1256
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:40,166
[chorus vocalizing]

1257
00:58:56,333 --> 00:59:00,083
[singer 1] ♪ <i>You best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps</i> ♪

1258
00:59:00,166 --> 00:59:04,166
♪ <i>And if he spies you acting bad
Then you're in trouble deep</i> ♪

1259
00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:08,208
♪ <i>So don't step out of line
No matter what you do</i> ♪

1260
00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:12,333
♪ <i>'Cause Santa's eyes are always open
And they're both on you</i> ♪

1261
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:16,208
♪ <i>You might try a little misbehavin'</i> ♪

1262
00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:20,208
♪ <i>To see if old St. Nick will care</i> ♪

1263
00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:24,375
♪ <i>But when you come downstairs
On Christmas morning</i> ♪

1264
00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:27,875
♪ <i>Don't be shocked
When zero gifts are there</i> ♪

1265
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:32,250
♪ <i>Your friend Santa Claus
Is hoping you won't fail</i> ♪

1266
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:36,458
♪ <i>'Cause if you can't be good this year
You'll probably end up in jail</i> ♪

1267
00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:38,333
♪ <i>Fa, la, la</i> ♪

1268
00:59:38,416 --> 00:59:42,958
♪ <i>Santa never sleeps</i> ♪

1269
00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:46,458
[chorus] ♪ <i>Best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps</i> ♪

1270
00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:48,291
[vocalizing]

1271
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:54,458
♪ <i>Best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps</i> ♪

1272
00:59:54,541 --> 00:59:56,375
[vocalizing]

1273
01:00:14,541 --> 01:00:18,250
[singer 1] ♪ <i>Be good round Christmastime
'Cause Santa never sleeps</i> ♪

1274
01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:22,125
♪ <i>And if he spies you acting bad
You're in trouble deep</i> ♪

1275
01:00:22,208 --> 01:00:26,166
♪ <i>So don't step out of line
No matter what you do</i> ♪

1276
01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:30,333
♪ <i>'Cause Santa's eyes are always open
And they're both on you</i> ♪

1277
01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:34,208
♪ <i>You might try a little misbehavin'</i> ♪

1278
01:00:34,291 --> 01:00:38,208
♪ <i>To see if old St. Nick will care</i> ♪

1279
01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:42,375
♪ <i>But when you come downstairs
On Christmas morning</i> ♪

1280
01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:45,875
♪ <i>Don't be shocked
When zero gifts are there</i> ♪

1281
01:00:46,375 --> 01:00:50,250
♪ <i>Some say Santa Claus
Can look right in your soul</i> ♪

1282
01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:54,458
♪ <i>And right now all that he can see
Is one black lump of coal</i> ♪

1283
01:00:54,541 --> 01:00:56,958
- ♪ <i>Santa Claus</i> ♪
- [singer 2] ♪ <i>Santa Claus</i> ♪

1284
01:00:57,041 --> 01:00:58,416
[singer 1] ♪ <i>Fa, la, la</i> ♪

1285
01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:03,125
[all] ♪ <i>Santa never sleeps</i> ♪

1286
01:01:03,208 --> 01:01:06,333
[chorus] ♪ <i>Best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps</i> ♪

1287
01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:07,416
[music ends]