IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island: All Stars...
You've done the exact same to Leanne,
but for some reason it's OK when you do it.
This don't concern you.
Everyone's saying, "Lucinda doesn't care about you."
Neither do you lot! No-one told me shit!
Emotionally, you make sense.
- You want to come home? - I want to come home.
- Me and Leanne are back. - I already knew that, mate.
- I genuinely do care about you. - OK.
He's so theatrical with the whole walking away.
You're doing what you think everyone wants to see.
- You know, I'll be honest - I'm confused, for sure. - Mm-hm.
- I don't want it to be ruined. - It's not gonna be ruined.
I'm not saying it's one-sided from Belle,
but it's definitely more from her side.
It's 70-30 at least.
- 70-30. - 70-30.
The loyalty that our friendship was based on, that's gone.
The way that Harrison and Sher look over here,
this looks like a date.
I want someone that wants me as much as I want them,
and I feel like I don't have that right now.
I'm just giving you reassurance.
You don't have to overthink everything I say.
I'm not, I'm just... Oh, my God, OK.
IAIN: Tonight...
a re-coupling causes more rifts.
She does my tits in.
Just let her talk to you.
And do it really, really calmly and try not to laugh.
- Hi, guys. - Cind.
- Not even entertaining that today. - Not today.
LOVE ISLAND THEME PLAYS
# Take a seat This is your intervention... #
IAIN: Last night, Scott told Leanne he wants to come home,
so we booked him a flight and packed his bags.
Turns out he was talking figuratively. So romantic!
Scott has been invoiced for the flight.
Anyway, it's a new day, everyone.
- Morning, guys. - Morning.
How are we all feeling this morning?
Very positive. Good vibes.
I had a great day yesterday.
Kicking it with Whit. Kicking with y'all. Mm!
- So, I wonder what the drama's gonna be today. - Uh-huh.
Hopefully nothing to do with me.
- I think you deserve a day off. - D'you know I mean!
- Good morning. - Morning.
Samie, Ciaran, our newest exclusive couple of the villa.
Oi-oi!
Very, very, very good. I'm very happy.
# If I lose you now... #
- How are you feeling today, bro? - Good today, mate, yeah.
Everything going well with Leanne, which is the main thing.
Baby steps.
Thanks, Angel. Look at that.
- You psychopath. - Thank you.
- Well done, Lucinda. - For what?
You made it a night without pissing someone off.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
# I can't put you back together But I'll always love you so... #
So, how is everyone, girls?
We are closed off. No more Bombshells,
- no more tests for either of us. - That must feel so good.
So good. I feel like it was a long time coming.
I'm just very, very happy. Yeah, very, very happy.
It just seemed like it was right, it was right in the moment.
The fact that I was excited to do it as well,
shows a lot with how I'm feeling about Samie,
and Samie feels the same way with me.
- We're happy for you, dude. - Really happy, thank you, boys.
Scott, how do you feel about you and Leanne right now?
I think that whole situation dragged on way too long.
I've now realised
that the way to get past this with Leanne
is to say I've done absolutely everything wrong,
and I'm perfectly fine with that if it gets Leanne back.
I've committed to moving on, and I feel like this is where
I now have to just take a leap of faith.
Hopefully, I'm just gonna let his actions speak for themselves.
- I think they will. - Yeah.
- Now that he knows what he wants, he can take the steps. - Yeah.
I just feel really happy to be out of that drama.
He's gone about this very messily.
- Like, the fucking theatrics. - Yeah.
This triangle bullshit, I'm over it.
- Like, I just want to move forward. - Yeah, good.
I had really good chats with Harrison yesterday.
- Oh! - Yeah. Yeah.
- I was really worried about the age difference. - Mm.
but when I speak to him, I don't feel like...
Yeah, there is a difference.
Yeah, like, it doesn't really notice in conversation.
- We'll see where that goes. - Oh, good.
- How are you and Sher? - Yeah, good, man.
We had a good chat last night on the terrace.
- How did it go? - Actually, really well.
A lot of our chats have become quite serious, and, like, very...
talking about our situations and stuff like that,
so I really just wanted to make an effort
just to kind of get back to normal. But now it's good.
I feel like we're definitely back on track.
If our conversation the night before, like,
would have gone differently,
I think we would have been in a good place,
- and, like, we were in a good place. - You and Jack?
Yeah, but the whole, like, heartbreak and, like...
He's just putting all of this pressure
from, like, his whole experience onto me,
- and I don't think that's fair. - Yeah.
Now every time we talk, it's, like, awkward.
He's backing me into a corner,
and he's putting all this pressure on me,
- but also not giving me a solution. - Yeah.
- What's going on with you and Zac? - We had a chat last night.
He really is loving everything about us and how it's going,
and he wants to continue that, like, going forward and stuff,
but he thinks it would be a good idea to have a test.
He's so stupid.
He was, like, really beating around the bush.
I was like, "Are you saying you want to get to know Jessy?"
I was like, "If you decide that you want to go there with her,
"then I'm taking myself out of the equation completely."
I think he thinks that part of this journey
is having a test.
- What's the crack with Jessy? - I mean, I'm single.
I've known Millie for a week and a half.
I think there are benefits to a test.
I'm not saying that I want to push a relationship through the fire.
- Yeah. - You know?
But then, like, we had that chat, and Millie was like,
"As long as you don't cross the boundary of, like, kissing her,
"like, we're gonna be fine."
And I think that was kind of reassuring to hear,
because it's like, I don't want to lose what we have,
and I want to keep continuing exploring that connection
cos it's so good.
That's a pretty good damn test, I'd say, Jessy.
All you can do is be open and honest with Jessy and Millie
- about where you're at. - I've tried... Yeah, I have been.
How have your chats been going?
Erm, yeah, they've been going well, to be fair.
- I had a really good chat with Belle last night. - You did?
- We was talking for ages. - Were you?
Obviously, she's finished off with the whole Scott drama.
- Now she's open. - Now she's open.
You didn't make a drink for anybody else this morning, did you?
Nah. I told you, I feel like me and Sher,
and me and Belle's chats are, like, so different.
- Very different. - Like, they're opposite end of the spectrum.
Did you not want to make Sher a drink?
I probably should have, to be fair, looking back now.
I do definitely fancy both.
I don't want to involve myself in any sort of triangle,
I just want one girl and... Do you know what I mean?
That's the best part about being a Bombshell as a girl.
You don't have to be making coffees for every man and their dog.
- That's true. - Yeah.
- Tommy made you a coffee this morning. - He did. First day.
Yeah, I really like Tommy. I think we get on really well.
What was Zac's vibe saying? Was he very much closed, or...?
No, he's not closed.
Obviously, he's still open to be chatting here and there.
Is it an open-open, like we said, or is it an open
- cos he feels like he needs to say he's open? - Yeah. Don't know.
Cos he kind of decided to be like, "Not sure."
But then it got flirtier.
TEXT ALERT, GASPING
- Wait, what?! - I've got a text!
Oh, Jesus!
READS ALOUD:
For fuck's sake.
"Jessy and Harrison, as the latest arrivals,
- "you will get to pick first." - Whoa!
"Can all Islanders gather around the firepit immediately?"
- Here we go. - Re-coupling time.
IAIN: It's a re-coupling, and the boys are sweating.
Partly because they're nervous, mainly cos it's 35 degrees
and they've got absolutely no shade.
The girls are choosing,
but Bombshells Jessy and Harrison will make their decisions first,
and Harrison is gonna kick things off.
He's been getting to know both Sher and Belle.
# Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
# Run all you want Then you can hide... #
So, the last few days have been very interesting for me.
I've been getting to know two girls in particular.
On one hand, I've got a girl that's very much my type,
she's very good-looking.
We have really good chats, really in-depth chats.
She's got that laughy and jokey sense of humour
that I've probably not seen in her previous couples.
And then, on the other hand, there's a girl
who's a massive personality in the villa.
She's very fiery, and, obviously, I need that fire
in one of my potential partners.
I feel like this girl has not had an easy ride in here.
I don't necessarily agree with how she's been treated in here,
but I'm hoping that changes for her very soon.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
..Belle.
# Welcome to the new world
# Welcome to the new world. #
# You were on fire. #
IAIN: Next to go is Jessy.
She's been getting to know Zac and Tommy.
So, I just want to start by saying thank you, all,
for being so welcoming.
It's been nice to get to know all of you.
There's been a lot of flirty vibes,
more people are open than I expected.
# I look away... #
But there's definitely one person that I'm feeling closer towards...
and someone that I wanna get to know further.
So the boy I would like to couple up with is...
# Blow me away. #
IAIN STIRLING: In the re-coupling, Harrison chose Belle,
and now it's time for the other Bombshell, Jessy, to decide.
So, the boy I would like to couple up with is...
# We're just like mirrors... #
..Tommy.
APPLAUSE Yes, go on, Tommy boy!
APPLAUSE
Got a standing ovation here.
That's cute.
SHE SIGHS
IAIN: Next to choose is Millie.
# I know he's laying Next to you... #
The last couple of days haven't been my favourite days,
just because the guy that I am coupled up with
has been having chats with someone else,
but I think it's shown that I like this boy
a lot more than what I thought I did.
From day one of meeting him,
I just felt an instant connection and a spark,
and I enjoy every single second that I spend with him,
so I'm really glad that I will continue
being in bed with this guy tonight.
# Will you save a place for me... #
So the boy I would like to couple up with is...
Zac.
APPLAUSE
# Darling, save a place for me
# Save a place for me. #
IAIN: It's time for Leanne.
This week has been beyond an emotional roller-coaster.
There have been highs, lows.
I've been confused. I haven't known where I've stood.
Friendships have changed, but I've realised
that my feelings are still very much there
for one person in the villa. I value honesty, I value integrity.
I'm ready to just take a leap of faith
and trust in the connection that I have and see where things go.
So the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
Scott.
APPLAUSE
Back, baby.
APPLAUSE
Oh, look how happy you are. Cuties.
So fake. I can't even look at her.
She does my tits in.
IAIN: Up next is Sher.
I've been getting to know a few of you boys
along this journey,
and I think this one specifically, we've had great conversations,
a deep connection from the beginning.
I love that this boy is very down to earth.
He's a very sweet guy. He has good intentions.
You have so many qualities
that I look for in a partner outside of this.
Although we do have some things
that we do have to figure out still even now.
# There's a whole world For you to see
# As long as the sun shines... #
I wouldn't really want to couple up
with anyone else in this moment.
So, the boy I would like to couple up with is...
Jack.
APPLAUSE
Thank you, darling.
JACK SIGHS
Damn. Thank you for that, that was gorgeous.
We still have some things to talk about.
Of course, of course. I know.
IAIN: It's Whitney's turn to pick.
I feel like my journey this far's been really good.
I've met a lot of great guys. But they were missing something.
I feel like when I met this guy, I was like,
"Oh, that's the thing that's been missing!"
# Babe, you're the one I need... #
He's funny, he makes me laugh.
He's dominant but still lets me shine.
- When, obviously, my good sis... - Oh!
..Took him to the Secret Garden, that was a stressful five minutes.
I like him, yeah! And I can't wait to see where it goes.
So, the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
Yamen!
# I just wanna be with you...
Here we go.
# You know I love to be with you With you, yeah...
- Was that not good? - That was a great speech.
- Thank you so much. - Great job.
- Appreciate that. - Yeah.
IAIN: Lucinda's next to choose a boy.
Coming into this experience, I had a lot of ups and downs,
and I've had to deal with a lot of opinions from different people,
and it has been quite hard on me.
But I feel like pressure definitely does make diamonds,
and that's exactly what has happened in this situation.
# What if everything I do is full of You, you, you, you...
I feel like there has been some people in here
that has explored connections that maybe haven't been genuine,
and there has definitely been some double standards in here
that I've had to watch.
But, you know what, I'm gonna put that all aside
and I'm just happy to be with this guy...
Why is this fucking speech about me?!
..We talk a lot about the future together
and what life will be like outside the villa.
# I think about us What if till I'm powder blue...
..At the end of the day, that's what I've come in here for.
- I've come in here for myself... - She's such a fucking idiot.
..And my future, and being with someone long term.
So, it makes me super happy.
So, the boy I would like to couple up with is...
Sean.
# So now they just keep on running For you, you, you, you, you
# I sleep about For you, you, you, you, you
Did you like it?
Yeah, it was sweet. It was really sweet.
IAIN: It's Helena's turn to decide.
I made a massive pre-judgement of this boy a few days ago
and it's something that I've bitterly regretted since.
It's a mistake that I made in a moment,
it's not something I believe any more.
This boy is definitely the gift that keeps on giving.
He is unique, he's endearing. And let's just focus on us now.
So, the boy I would like to couple up with is...
Carrington.
# I'm flying too close to the sun...
- Yes! - THEY LAUGH
- That was a very good speech. Thank you. - You're welcome.
IAIN: Samie is the last to pick.
# Lay your head on my shoulder...
As soon as I came in to this experience,
I connected with this boy.
He makes me laugh, he's handsome, he makes me feel special.
Each day just keeps on getting better and better with him.
I'm fucking getting emotional up here!
THEY LAUGH
# To love you deeper Deeper, deeper...
And no more tests are allowed to be thrown his way,
because we are now closed off, everyone!
THEY CHEER
So, the boy I would like to couple up with is...
Ciaran.
# I will love you deeper Deeper, deeper, deeper...
Yeah, that was good.
# I will love you deeper Deeper, deeper...
Oh, that was so good.
- That was good. - That was giving wedding.
- Thank you. - I really liked that.
# Thought I'd lost sight
# Oh, of the feeling... #
IAIN STIRLING: The re-coupling's over,
and it was just so romantic.
Samie saying, "This boy makes me laugh."
Helena saying, "This boy is the gift that keeps on giving."
And Belle saying, "She's such a BLEEP idiot!"
Gets me every time!
- Shall we stay here? - I really want to stay here.
Stay here. Stay here, my little princess!
- Little Princess Pookie Pie! - Princess Pookie!
- Did you like it? - That was really sweet.
And things need to be addressed, and that's done, and...
You know what, I felt like I also needed to, like,
- make it clear as well, you know? - You know what as well...
I want to prove everyone wrong. I do feel like what we have in here
is one of the most genuine things in here.
- You know what I mean? - Yeah. I feel that.
But at the end of the day, I've just stayed true to myself,
and it's worked out because I feel like what we have is super special.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
THEY GIGGLE
- Oh, fucking hell. - It's unnecessary, mate.
It's just so forced, man.
- And in the thing, she's like... - CHITTERS
- Like, shut up! - My God.
- Here we go. - The round table is here!
- Duh, duh! Man the cauldron! - The finger-pointing is out again.
What spell can we conjure up here?
I've just said, like, why is your speech
to declare your love for your man is about me? Fucking idiot.
It's just unnecessary, man.
That was meant to be a nice moment for her and Sean,
I don't know why she ruined it and involved everyone else.
Doesn't give a shit about her and Sean.
She gives a shit about fucking slagging me off.
It's ridiculous.
That was silly, she shouldn't have done that.
What, she wasn't slagging you off, though.
I just don't know why she keeps talking about it.
It was the way she said that it was double standards, wasn't it?
Double standards, opinions - I didn't even look at her.
I'd be like, "Girl, I'm over it." I feel like I'm over it.
- Do you know what I mean? - All I'm gonna say is...
- Yeah. - Wise words from me. - OK. - Yeah.
- I know, obviously, you said that in the re-coupling speech... - Yeah.
- But you think we should just leave it all now? - Yeah, yeah.
- That's just poking the bear again. - Yeah. - Do you know what I mean?
- You don't want to do it any more. - No, no, no, no.
- It was more like I wanted to make... Yeah. - Like, that is me telling you.
But it's not a bad thing because it led to the story
of your re-coupling, so just let her talk to you.
- Like, do it really, really calmly and try not to laugh. - Yeah.
Look at her looking over.
Yeah, they're probably talking about us,
instead of their happy moment now.
It was actually just silly.
She genuinely doesn't think before she speaks, and she knows that.
- No, she genuinely does. - She doesn't.
She fucking does. She's so calculated, mate.
You and Leanne have always faltered to say,
"You know, give her a bit of leeway, this, this, that,"
and I've heard you go up because, "I respect you and your opinion,
- "and we are good friends outside of here." - Yeah.
But then don't forget I haven't agreed with everything
- she's done... - I know you haven't.
I've just been the one to tell her, "Cinds, come on now."
She's just young in her ways, which isn't an excuse.
I think she's just a bitch. Sorry, but I do.
Another day, another Lucinda being an idiot.
And I've had enough of it. You know?
I've made it quite clear to her that I'm gonna keep out of her way.
And, hopefully, fingers crossed, it stays that way.
Oh God, she's not coming over, is she?
- She is. - Hi, guys.
Cind! Do you think this is the right moment?
What are you doing?
Not even entertaining that today.
Not today, not today, not today, not today, not today.
The speech was about Sean, why did you have to say that?
But I feel like that is a big part of what mine and Sean's journey,
my journey, actually, personal journey,
over the past few days, it's obviously on my mind.
But I do feel like I kind of wanted to say one final thing
at the firepit, just to kind of make it fucking clear where I stand.
Do you know what I mean?
But did you not make that already clear
when you pulled Belle to have that chat?
I mean, at the end of the day, Mills, it hasn't been cleared.
Even like a teensy-weensy bit.
I just want her to see where I come from, but she doesn't.
I don't think any of you are ever gonna see eye to eye.
- You're just gonna go around in circles. It's pointless. - Yeah.
- And I think, at that point, just drop it. - Yeah.
- What happened? - Nothing. She just come over, I don't...
I'm not entertaining it any more. I've had enough of it.
I think Lucinda just wanted to talk to you so you can just take...
I don't want to. And I don't want to speak to her.
I don't need to have any accountability towards that girl.
No-one in this villa has come to you and said that to you,
- and she tried to... - I don't need to.
No, she didn't, she shouted at me,
and then got upset when she didn't like the reaction.
- I think you both... - She shouted at me.
I think you both shouted at each other, to be honest.
Yeah, I did after she shouted at me. She set the tone for that.
Oh, my God, what is even...? Why are they even arguing?
- I don't know. - You guys don't like each other, it's OK.
Yeah, it's fine.
I don't need to explain myself to anyone in here.
The people who I need to explain myself to
and I've addressed things with have been addressed, and we're cool.
So why is she going on?
Well, I think a lot of people have agreed
on Lucinda's point of view about how it's come across.
I don't care. I'm not in here for them.
Like, everyone knows what I am in here, mate.
I've got nothing to fucking hide. I don't care. Right?
That is what it is. I don't want to talk to her.
I want her to keep out my way, I want to keep out of her way.
Leave me out of it. That's all I'm asking.
Leave me out of your shit.
I don't want it any more. I've had enough.
I don't want to talk. Come in and sit down, laughing.
Shut up, man. It's fucking stupid.
- You literally done the same, Belle. - Huh?
- You literally done the same. - Shut up, Sean.
We end the conversation, you carry it on.
You're getting like her, mate, it's rubbing off.
What's going on?
- It was all her comments in the speech. - No, I know. I know.
- That's why I went, "Pff!" - It's got nothing to do with you or Sean.
- And you're bringing it up. - I know. The thing is, like...
It's bizarre. And she looked back at Belle when she said it.
Lucinda and Sean actually get on.
They get on, they're flying in their couple.
Stand up there and say a stunning speech about him.
Do you know what I mean? Make it about him.
That double-standard bollocks has got nothing to do with her and Sean.
Sean, what's going on?
Like, I know Lucinda wasn't part of the whole Leanne business, yeah,
but that wasn't the point she was making.
She's made Lucinda feel a certain way in here so far,
and she's done the exact same, if not worse.
Yeah, but do you not think
that whole situation was squashed the other night?
Everyone's kicking off the other night, it's all been squashed,
we've had a day of, like, chill, no arguments,
that situation is done,
why is, like, during her re-coupling speech with you,
why is she mentioning that still, do you know what I mean?
I think that's what everyone's confused about,
because why talk about that situation when...?
I get that as well.
That moment there, just for her to be cute, talk to you,
talk about you, how good you two are, and then she's...
- Made it about Belle. - She's made it about Belle.
She's made her speech about you, and thrown in a little dig to Belle,
and then turned around and, like, smirked and stuff.
It's like, "What are you doing?" Do you know what I mean?
That's what I didn't like, when after she said that,
she turned round and looked directly at Belle
and smirked at her. Like she was trying to piss her off.
I mean, that's just fucking Lucinda at this point, to be honest.
Especially because they haven't had that conversation, like you said.
- If anything... - I'm always going to back her in front of everyone.
- Of course. - Obviously, when I speak to her privately,
I'm like, look, come on, that's the last time.
Do you not wanna speak to me?
You've gotta see where I'm coming from a little bit,
Belle, I'm not being funny.
I'm gonna fucking lose it in this gaff.
LUCINDA SNORES
I don't wanna talk about this any more.
I don't wanna do it. I don't wanna be involved in it.
I feel like you're constantly drawing me out, Cinda,
and I can't do it. And I don't wanna do it.
Like, I don't wanna do it. Like, you're even trying not to laugh.
- You're smiling about it. - I'm not. I'm not.
That re-coupling speech is about you and Sean
and how amazing things are and how happy you guys are,
and then you're doing that and then looking back at me.
- Hold on a minute. - I'm not getting into it. No.
Yeah, but, Belle, let me just tell you,
the way that you made me feel...
- I'm not getting into it. - ..about the whole...
The next minute I made you feel like that.
We see a clip on movie night, and you're like,
"Oh, my God, I look up to her." All this. You just...
Yeah, because of the way you spoke to Sean.
Lucinda, I'm gonna have nothing but respect when I say this.
The way you make me feel with the whole Sean situation...
I don't want to speak to you.
The fact that you did the exact same thing, and it should be OK...
- I'm gonna keep out of your way. - ..I don't agree with.
- My issues, I've dealt with. Right? They're none of your business. - OK.
- And let me tell you something. - But you know what is my business?
How you made me feel. The things you said to me.
The last thing I'm gonna say.
I don't wanna talk to you. I'm gonna keep out of your way.
- I don't wanna talk to you. - I will never make you feel uncomfortable.
Please, please, stop talking my business,
and stay out of my business. Please. That's all I ask.
I don't wanna argue, I don't wanna have a problem.
It's not even about your business, Belle.
- Thank you. - I can't sit back
and watch you do what I did with Sean and think it's OK.
Shut up.
IAIN: Tommy found that re-coupling terrifying.
It's not easy standing in a line-up hoping you're gonna get picked.
Like me when I auditioned for this show.
I was stood between a talking meerkat
and the lady who says, "Mind the gap."
I'm not gonna lie, with yours, I was a bit nervous.
I've not really felt like that. I don't know why.
- Have you not? - No, no.
Obviously, like, it's early days.
- And it wasn't the easiest decision, to be honest. - Of course, yeah.
Obviously, I've gravitated towards you from the start.
And it's just been so nice and easy.
But I don't want to just go for you
- because it seemed to be the easier choice. - Yeah.
I'm not saying you're the easy option, we just got on really well.
Yeah, course, yeah.
But at the same time, it wasn't worth the risk of
choosing somebody else and then risking you being different with me.
- Mm. - Because I thought that...
Obviously, I got on well with a few people,
but if I had chosen somebody else,
then I don't want you to then go into your shell
- and think that I'm not interested. - No, no, of course.
So I would rather risk other people backing off more
and not having those chats with other people
than to risk you backing off.
That's a good sign. I like to hear that.
Yeah. In a roundabout way.
- That is positive. - I'm not sure how to explain that.
- I know what you mean. I am happy you chose me, obviously. - I am.
I'm really happy.
I do think you are sexy, and I'm happy to share a bed with you.
- You're gorgeous. You know that. - So... No, I'm really happy.
- No, I am. - It's nice.
I feel like the last few weeks, things haven't gone my way.
I'm still kind of taking my own time, you know, getting to know her,
exploring it, and see if there's anything deeper there.
IAIN: Harrison just faced the eternal romantic dilemma.
Do I pick Sher and listen to her complaint about Jack?
Or do I pick Belle and listen to her complaint about Lucinda?
- It's a dance as old as time. - How are you feeling, anyway?
- I'm just trying to behave. - Yeah.
The whole concept of re-coupling is to say nice things
about your partner, and she should have just stuck at that.
What she was saying was nice about Sean,
but then she says the whole double standards thing.
She doesn't need to say that, do you know what I mean?
- I think she fancies me. - Possibly.
- Like... - How do you feel about her?
- She's not my type. - Is she not? - No. - That's a shame.
I don't like blondes.
- Maybe that why she's trying to push you off. - Probably.
Cos she can't get to you.
- Can't blame her, do you know what I mean? - Shame.
- She's done. - Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
- What are you doing? - I just wanted to lie down.
BELLE SIGHS
- How are you, Lucinda? - Had better days.
- You've had better days? - Mm.
You just can't make it up, mate. You just can't make it up.
What did you think about my speech?
- I thought it was good. - You liked it?
I didn't know if you has going for me or Sher?
- I'm obsessed with you. - I'm obsessed with me, too.
Seems like a running theme in this villa. Obsession with me.
IAIN: Tommy's wondering if him and Jess will work out.
Sher's wondering when Tommy will shut up for long enough
so she can reach the joke off of her lolly stick.
- Can you see me and Jessy working? - Do you know what?
I haven't spoken to Jessy enough to really know her as a person.
I think she's sweet. She seems like a nice girl.
I don't know.
I haven't seen you two interact, actually, do you know what I mean?
Do you see it working from your conversations?
I think it is early days. We've had good convos.
I can't remember how she worded this, but it was just on my mind.
But I'm sure she said something like...
She would have rather chosen me and still stay open,
cos obviously everyone is, you can get to know the other boys
then break up a couple knowing it might not work
because they are in a couple
and then potentially fuck things up with me, does that make sense?
I get the gist of what she's saying.
But then it kinda makes me think, like, did you couple up with me
because I'm very single, and you know the...
That's what I'm saying. That's what it sounds like she's saying.
Then you can get to know other boys in the couples,
and you know I'm not going anywhere.
But the other way round, if she was to couple up with a boy like Zac,
who's with Millie, she knows that it would be harder graft,
and then she knows that there's no safety net to fall back on.
Yeah, whereas when she's with you,
she can still get to know the other boys and still have you there.
And fall back on me. That's sort of how I felt.
- That's how I've read that. - Mm. A bit confusing.
That didn't sound too great. I don't know if that...
You need to see how she navigates this now,
and see how much time she spends with you
- as opposed to talking to other people. - Yeah, yeah.
- And then you'll get an idea of what she's feeling. - Yeah, 100%.
IAIN STIRLING: While the girls are getting ready,
some of the lads are having a chat, and Jack's ears are burning.
I told them they should have done the re-coupling in the shed.
He's got Celtic skin! Celtic skin!
How come you went for Belle in the end?
I was kinda between the two. She looked good today, bro.
I don't think she would have minded being picked.
She looked like she was in a bad mood after that.
- It's just difficult. - HE MOUTHS
# And you're feeling low When the world turns upside down
# And you're falling to the ground And the ocean's in the sky
# Don't give up, no, no... #
- Everyone is in a romantic couple today. - That's so exciting.
No friendship couples, well done, boys.
- APPLAUSE - Took four weeks, but we're back.
- Who's gonna be kissing tonight? - Me!
# When the world turns upside down
# And you're falling To the ground... #
Tommy's deffo happy, isn't he?
I'm not putting the pressure on it, boys.
You got to consummate the coupling with a kiss.
If Harrison chose you, we knew,
like a mentally prepared for that, that was the case?
I mean, I would have given him a chance, for sure.
But that wouldn't have stopped me from talking to Jack.
Looking forward to tonight. Hopefully,
getting back on track with her after a rocky couple of days.
We never actually been in a couple,
and he is the one that I have the stronger connection with.
- Have you not? - No, I came in here and picked Scott.
- LAUGHS - Yeah. - Sorry.
# And you're feeling low When the world turns upside down
# And you're falling to the ground And the ocean's in the sky
# Don't give up, no, no
Don't give up, no, no
# Don't give up, no, no Don't you give up on us. #
I was really surprised Harrison didn't choose you.
I thought it was gonna be me, and that's why I was so nervous,
cos I was like, "Fuck, Jack's gonna be so mad."
- But it is what it is. - Yeah.
That's why I'm happy. Like, Belle has something to look forward to.
Like, you know, hopefully they get to know each other.
Jack, obviously, has made these comments about being in a triangle,
and all this stuff.
I've always given him reassurance about it,
but, like we not cuddling, and we're awkwardly silent.
We were literally sat like this upstairs, and I was like...
- This is weird. - No, no, no, no.
I'm sorry, that's really awkward, and that should be happening.
Me talking to you about all this makes me nervous.
As a friend, if I was getting to know a guy
and we're having awkward silences,
he was making me feel really awkward,
and he wasn't making me laugh, and we were just awkward together,
- I would literally run away. - It's a difficult situation to be in.
It's like you never know how to go around it.
I think his good qualities outweigh the issues,
- and this is why I'm still... - That makes sense, then.
- Yeah. - And I do think Harrison will continue getting to know you.
Yeah, I mean, if he does, he does, and if he doesn't, whatever.
Give it tonight, give it tomorrow night.
If it still awkward tomorrow night, then you know.
I just want to speak to you. Obviously, I spoke to Helena.
Helen is like my big sister in here.
Like, I feel like when she gives me advice and stuff,
- it does mean, like, a lot more to me. - Yeah.
In the back of her mind, maybe there could be a chance
that you did choose me as a bit more of an easy option.
Oh, what a joke. Tommy, if I wanted to choose an easy option,
that wouldn't necessarily be the easy option for me.
But I kind of chose you because I didn't want to lose what we'd had.
And we got on well from the start,
never had to question if there was a thing there are not,
because it has, and you surprised me.
But I didn't come in here thinking, "Let's go for the easy option."
I think the main thing for me is transparency, communication,
- just being genuine. - No, I appreciate that.
For you saying that, just a bit of reassurance is nice to hear.
No, I appreciate that. And I also appreciate and respect
- that Helena wanted to kind of protect you. - Yeah, yeah.
And I'm glad you've come to me
rather than just sitting on that information.
- No, of course, no. - Cos I feel like you might spiral.
- And also, side note... - What?
- ..I kissed you when I came in. - I know you did, yeah.
- I didn't kiss the other two. - Do you think I forgot about that?
When I picked the top two for me at the time,
and you've remained in that proposition.
No, that's good to hear.
- How you doing, babes? - Good. How are you?
I'm good. I'm really good, actually. Feeling good. How are you feeling?
You just asked me that, and I just said good.
OK, just wanted to ask again. But no, yeah, I'm all fine.
I'm happy with how today went.
Yeah, no, I just hope we can, like, fix the issues that were brought up.
Yeah. Obviously, I had...
I feel like I'm saying the same stuff again,
but I had a wobble, it's fine, I'm feeling a lot better now.
Emotions can get the better of me sometimes,
- and they definitely did that night. But I feel a lot better. - Good.
- Yeah. - Good.
I think she secretly wanted Harrison to pick her.
I think it's unfair to Jack, to be honest.
What, you think she's stringing him along?
Yes. Yes. I think she's giving him the bare minimum to keep him,
like, from full cutting it.
- She's not into it, he is. It's showing. - Mm.
I think he's an amazing guy, and I feel bad for him.
Do not think he...? I think that's maybe why he's worried,
- because he can sense that she's not fully into it. - Yeah.
And why he's applying so much pressure, whereas I think...
Which is the opposite of what he should do.
You look so fit right now. I want to take a photo of you.
Well, come kiss me first. SHE LAUGHS
IAIN: Belle's on the terrace with Harrison, or as she'd say,
"I'm on the terrrrrace with Harrrrison."
- Rrrr! - GIGGLES
I didn't get one of them tonight. What the fuck?
- You haven't got one yet. - Shall I walk in, and you can do it?
- No, you can't force it. - I can't ask for it?
No. What are you looking at me like that for?
- Sorry, I'm just... - Check you!
- I'm just taking it all in. - Fucking check you!
Did you see that? Did I make it obvious?
- Actual up and downing me. - No, I feel like it is,
I feel like this outfit "warrantys" a bad bitch title, I would say.
I feel like I look like a classy woman tonight.
Yeah, I would say so.
Are you looking forward to bed tonight, though?
Yeah, I am, actually.
Have you still got your Heart Rate Challenge outfit in your drawer?
- I'm not wearing that to bed! No. - Why you looking at me?
You're looking at me up and down now.
Cos I can. What are you gonna do about it?
- You looking at my massive chest? - Go away.
- Are you good at advice? - I think I'm quite good at advice.
What advice would you give me right now?
- Behave yourself. - Yeah, but I feel like...
- Don't act up. - I feel like a bit of trouble, though.
- You are trouble. - You think so?
- Yeah, you are trouble. - Yeah.
And you will either be really good for me or really fucking bad.
IAIN: Jessy's thinking,
"Is Helena planting seeds of doubt in Tommy's head?
And Helena is thinking,
"Are these earrings gold or just some knock-off alloy?"
- You OK? - Yeah.
So, this is a bit of a weird one, right,
cos obviously I appreciate
that you are coming from a good place with him,
but we obviously,
me and Tommy are in, like, a good place,
like it's all great, happy vibes, and we're getting on really well,
and I've obviously made my choice, and he has been my number one,
- basically throughout the whole thing. - Mm.
And it's like you kind of planted a seed of doubt in his head
that I've got the wrong intentions.
- I let him speak before I said anything. - Mm-hm.
- Cos I didn't want to plant any seeds in his head. - Yeah.
And I wanted to hear it from his view.
And he was sort of saying that he feels like you've chosen him
- but you still gonna get to know everyone else. - Mm-hm.
And he feels like he's kind of place-holding a little bit.
I guess he kind of explained it to me
as if you pulled him to say this.
I never said anything to him
to make him change his opinion or judgement already.
- That wasn't my plan. - Yeah.
But when I spoke to him about it, I kind of... It's not...
I don't really think it's personal to you at all.
I think from Tommy's experience in here, and his journey,
he's been getting knock-back after knock-back after knock-back.
I couldn't see him be with somebody that, like...
it doesn't work. He's got the kindest soul,
like, he literally just deserves everything.
I get where you're coming from, but at the same time,
it kind of felt a bit like
you were trying to plant a seed in his head, and obviously...
I'm really not trying to do that.
I don't know if this is going round the villa
- and people are thinking this. - No. No, no, no.
I actually do think you two together would work.
I feel like you're kind-hearted. He's got a pure soul,
I feel like you have the same morals and the same values.
I feel like I can see that already, so I do see it working.
This is Love Island, at the end of the day.
You have to be in here, go for what you want,
and it's the way you go about it...
- You got to be selfish sometimes, yeah. - Yeah.
And I made it clear, my intentions.
I'm getting to know every single guy in here,
because I don't know anyone.
When it comes to Jessy being in here,
I did not put forth any energy,
because I'm obviously in a situation,
I said I forgive Helena, we're good,
and also at the same time, I care about Tommy.
I didn't put myself out there at all, any way, shape or form.
I obviously like her looks. I think she likes mine, whatever.
But I'm gonna sleep on it, and in the morning,
if I feel the same way,
I'm just gonna walk over to Jessy, I'm gonna pull her,
I'm gonna tell her how I feel,
see how she feels, and go from there.
Shit.
I wanted to connect with someone on a real level.
- Yeah. - And I did, with Helena.
But then Jessy walked in and it's like...
Boom! Exactly what I'd go for the outside.
Looks, the way she talks, everything. Personality, all of it.
Jesus Christ.
BLOWS RASPBERRY
Hello, baby. D'you want to come and sit?
Yeah. Seany, can I kick you out?
- Yeah, yeah, course. - Come talk to me, my baby girl.
- Go on, have a great catch up. - Thanks.
How are you, my Barbie Princess?
LAUGHTER
No, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Get out of your baby talk mindset, cos I can't do it. I can't...
- No, seriously, how are you? - No, I'm good, I'm good.
I just wanted to pull you
cos I'm a bit confused about some of your comments
during your re-coupling speech, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, what, with...
What was going on with your mindset then?
Obviously, like...
Obviously, it upset me with the whole Belle thing.
Obviously, Jessy, you weren't here,
- but she literally did speak to me like a piece of shit. - Mm.
I got scrutinised for that,
and I was painted out to be this fucking really fucking bad person.
The last person I thought in this villa
that would do the exact same is Belle,
especially not to someone like Leanne,
- where she's fucking close to, right? - Right.
But when I do it, I get screamed and fucking shouted at.
You're this, you're this, you're deluded,
you're not a real person, you don't see reality,
you're this, that and the other.
- Can I have an opinion? - Yeah, go.
You know you love to rage-bait.
You saw a little something in there
whenever you think there's gonna be a little bit of...
I actually don't physically rage-bait to piss people off,
and I don't actually rage-bait in general...
I'm not gonna lie, Lucinda. I think you do.
I know you from the outside. I've not seen you in a long time,
but I think that you're a lot smarter than...
whether you like to be perceived or you come across,
because you do the baby doll...
I've had this my whole entire fucking life.
I know, but I think you're a smart girl.
I think you are underestimated. This is a compliment,
but also in the sense that I think that...
You know, when you do the baby voice.
- It's like... - BABY VOICE: - Oh, I didn't know.
What, you think I'm doing that baby voice, like, on purpose?
- It's the way I am. - No, I know, I know.
I'm not here to fucking explain the way I and the way I...
Cind, this isn't even my point. But whilst we're here,
it was irrelevant to make that comment.
I think you're better than that. Leanne didn't even...
We're acting like the whole speech was about that.
- I said one fucking sentence. - And it was irrelevant to the...
It was one sentence.
Where did this stem from?
That come from Jessy pulling Lucinda, and I don't know why...
But I don't understand why Jessy's the one to...
It doesn't make any sense. Why is Jessy the one?
No offence, it's kind of nothing to do with you.
Half the situations you've been involved in, Lucinda,
- I've been really sat back on this. - This is literally about me.
Your speech should be about how happy you are and how...
And obviously, I went on to that.
There was a start, middle and end, it was like a book.
The situation you brought up in your speech...
It's literally a book. You know I mean?
Whether it's direct or not...
You don't read the start, middle, end of the book...
..Leanne's situation...
It's literally not Leanne's situation.
It's the do with me and Belle.
I think you maybe need to speak to Leanne about that.
Shit, she's looking at us.
I don't know who you're looking at,
cos all these people probably agree with me over you right now,
- I'm not gonna lie. - I'm looking at Carrington.
And I'm not gonna make you think that you're alone in this place,
because you can speak to me if you want to,
- and I'm not coming at you. - Just leave me fucking alone.
You're gonna make yourself look like a twat, Lucinda.
I'm trying to be here for you.
If you want to be like that, then that's on you. Do you, babe.
- Oh! - LAUGHTER
- Look it Yamen's face. - A twat!
How did they even get into an argument?
I'm so fucking confused.
Fucking hell, it's like talking to a brick wall, isn't it?
- You all right? - No.
What's up?
Where has all this stemmed from?
I just went to check on the girl. Come on.
Who the fuck do you think you are, like, speaking to me like that,
sitting me down like that?
You know what she said to me about my personality?
She goes, "I feel like you act all dumb
"and you put on this baby voice,
"but in reality, like, you're really fucking clever."
Didn't even get to the point that I was trying to make
in the first place, to be honest.
- I've actually had enough of it. - Come on, come on, come on.
Sean must be getting so bored of this shit, like.
This is just the way I am. Like, I don't even put on a persona.
I don't do anything like that.
This is genuinely the way I fucking am.
You are, and you should never change.
This place is a madhouse.
# What do you think When you think about us?
IAIN: Sean's mad cos Jessy insulted Lucinda,
and nobody insults the Candyman's sweetie.
Well, other than the judge at the National Pick N Mix Championships,
who said his jelly snake was too short.
You've got Sean behind here, like a little cockroach.
- Sean's not coming for me. - Hm? - No!
You're not coming for me.
I back that you're gonna support Lucinda no matter what.
- I think that... - No, it's not a conversation between us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't think
it was ever your place to say anything anyway, personally.
No, but I didn't go into that conversation to speak about that.
I think, in the grand scheme of things,
your opinion wasn't even valid in that moment.
Look, I haven't heard your side of the story, but, like...
- It was irrelevant, Sean. - Sounds it.
Don't come into me on smoke like this, because
I didn't start this conversation wanting to speak about that...
I didn't wanna talk about anything.
I've just listened to Lucinda's side of things...
No, no, I know, and I said, which is why I didn't wanna bring it to you,
she's a very smart girl, she is not as dumb as she is trying to...
You know how people underestimate her, and I think you know...
Yeah, but why are you going for her personality, like...?
- When did I come for her personality? - Saying that she's a lot smarter
than what she is, and then you're making out that she's dumb, like...
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on...
Why is me saying I know you as a person and I know you're smarter
than your track... You're coming across...
I am struggling to find your whole point of the conversation.
I'm struggling to find why you're trying to get involved.
I get that you're gonna back Lucinda no matter what,
but this is between me and her.
Jessy, you do your thing, I just think you look very silly.
You're acting dumb going across and trying to back this girl
who's been rage-baiting since she got here.
Why am I acting dumb now?
Your speech should've been about how much she really gets on with you,
cos I'm really happy for you...
She did a bit of everything of the whole journey so far, Jessy...
I know, but then why would she speak about Leanne's situation?
- I'm not trying to involve you... - Jessy, you do your thing.
- Sean and her are arguing. - SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND
Do you know what?
Bless Sean, because he actually backs Lucinda in everything he does.
- He does, no, I'm telling you... - And I respect him for that, because...
- I love seeing him, yeah... - ..He gets a lot of shit all the time for her
conversations, and he will stand out from everyone and back her.
- You do your thing. - I am!
But I'm not trying to be involved in anyone else's situation, Sean.
- OK, you're not. - You're not listening.
You're right, you're right.
And I don't think I'm coming across as bad, trying to get involved.
No, no, no, you do your thing.
- He looks frustrated. - Is he gonna talk to...
Sean! Sean!
Whoa, what the fuck...
- What? - That's the main concern.
Did you see what's going on right now?
CHATTER
- You all right? - Mm-hm.
- What's going on? - Had an argument with Sean.
- Huh? - Just Sean being fucking irrelevant.
- Did you have an argument with Sean? - Uh-huh.
- Are you all right? - No, yeah, I'm fine.
You're not...
Just give me a second, give me a sec, give me a sec,
give me a second.
- You all right, babe? - That is the most... Like...
Did you, like, try to hear her side or something?
She honestly sounds ridiculous.
Because, look, she's crying now, too.
- Did he have a go at you? - He tried to. I didn't let him.
Do you know what the problem is, yeah?
If Sean spent more time patterning his own missus than fucking making
other girls cry, we wouldn't be in this fucking situation every night.
Sort your bird out, mate,
instead of making other girls cry all the fucking time. Dickhead!
He's sitting there having a go at her,
have a go at your own missus, mate.
What is she going on about?
No, no, just give me a moment.
Yap, yap, yap, every fucking day, yapping at someone.
Sort your missus out!
All right, that's just crazy.
I'm sick of seeing everyone upset because of one person in here.
I'm sorry, but that's unacceptable, I'm not having that.
The girls all tearing each other down because of one person,
the boys are all falling out because of one person.
Don't, babe, please.
It's the same shit again and again and again, and I'm sick of it.
I'm fucking bored of it, mate. Bored of it.
No, don't...
No-one's fucking dealing with it, and if no-one else is gonna say it,
I fucking will.
A man making another woman cry, because of what?
- Because of what? - Love. - Oh, bollocks, is it fuck?!
I think you'd be proud of me. I held it together.
What man is coming at what woman? I'm really confused.
Anyway, just leave it, we don't know. This is not my cup of tea.
This isn't my cup of tea, either. I literally was calling Jessy
a Pookie Princess Pie when she sat down,
and she comes fucking attacking at me, and she was like,
"I feel like this whole baby voice that you put on,
"I feel like, deep down, I think you're really clever".
And I was like, "Of course I'm clever!"
A few of the girls have said that.
They think that you do think about what you say.
OK, right, let's get this straight, now,
I'm a bit of a weird fucking person, and I get that,
I'm weird and fucking wonderful, but at the end of the day,
there's no fucking malicious intent to what I do or what I say.
Everyone has their own opinions, don't they? And, unfortunately,
you're in a position where people voice their opinions.
Yeah. Don't cry. Come here. Don't cry.
# I keep finding So many flaws in the mirror...
None of the boys have stuck on any of the girls.
Sean has never argued with me or argued with you,
like, it's not a thing like that.
No, the boys come in and check on the girls...
No, I don't want it to come across that Sean came over to me
trying to have an argument with me, cos that's not how it was.
No, but he did, though, Jessy, he did.
- That's what happened. He did. - No, it's not, it's not.
Regardless of what you said, he had a back-and-forth with you
and he shouldn't have.
- SOBBING: - I just feel like I, like, can't be myself around here
because people are even questioning the way I am,
and I'm just fucking done with it.
I always, like, put on weird voices and I'm a bit fucking weird, like,
I think weird shit, and that's just the way I fucking am.
# I'm beautiful The beautiful skin I'm in...
And, you know what, I'm actually fucking proud of myself,
because I feel like I've been myself in here,
- and that's all I can fucking be. - Come here. Come here. Come on.
I really believe what you and Sean have is amazing
and that's what you need to focus on,
because all this other outside noise is just fucking drama.
- JESSY: - But I wasn't trying to get into it!
And what the fuck is going on over there?
But I was fine in that, it wasn't like he was...
They are making this fucking villa unbearable to live in,
the pair of them, unbearable. Collectively unbearable.
It's fucking unbearable!
Every night. It's every night, there's something.
I thought tonight would be a nice night, to be honest.
All right, Belle, fucking go and have a tantrum.
Like... weird behaviour.
Cinds, I'm really sorry that you feel like this. I'm really sorry.
Because I don't think that you're fake.
# Of the skin I'm in. #
IAIN: The drama between Lucinda, Jessy, and Belle has calmed down,
which is lovely,
except we've still got five minutes to go before the credits.
Whitney, you mind winding Sher up for us? There's a love.
We're talking about the you and Jack situation,
and I was saying that I don't feel like
you're feeling him in the same way that you used to.
But maybe that's cos of recent events.
No, but that's for us to talk about, and we have already spoken about it.
So what?
I feel like you wanted Harrison to pick you in that situation.
Sher, are you annoyed or something?
I'm fine. If I'm not fine, I will vocalise it.
Trust me, I have no issue, I'm not scared of anyone here.
You don't need to be. What are you scared of?
- You're asking, I look up, and... - I asked if you are OK.
I'm fine. So what's the problem? I just said I'm fine.
# Hi Everyone leave... #
- So how are you feeling about Sher? - I just feel like...
You're so in denial. He wanted Harrison to pick you.
- I'm sorry. - Mm-hm. And I kinda felt like that.
# I'm not really dramatic But if you knew me in private... #
- I'm over this shit. - Why are you crying?
You were saying to me, "Oh, you put on baby voices,
"and I feel like you're really clever underneath everything."
You know what, I'd rather not.
I said you're smarter than you're trying to come across.
It caught me a bit off-guard,
and I'm a bit fucking over it, to be honest.
# All these dissections Trying to invalidate me
# And all the love I'm expressing... #
BELLE: It's the common denominator.
Cos if it's not me, it's Samie. If it's not Samie, it's Jessy.
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
I was actually caught up in Sher's bullshit.
- What's her bullshit? - You're talking bare shit, man.
- What you saying? - Like...
We haven't been talking the last two minutes, Whitney. Relax.
Yeah, but I'm caught up in that conversation.
OK, then be caught up in it. You're on your own, babe.
Do you know what, I'm just not gonna say anything no more.
- # Back to who I've been... # - I feel like we coupled up now,
and the vibe is, like, even worse than it was before.
If she's angling that at me, she can say it at me.
- What did you say, babe? - If you're angling it at me, say it to me.
- OK, walk away, then. - I don't need to walk away.
I'm just saying, we're not gonna give the chat.
In fact, I'm sat. So what you saying?
- I thought we were good. - We were good.
But now you're having all this random energy.
So what is it? What's the issue?
- Babe, what energy, though, am I coming at you with? - OK.
# It's not the same any more Fuck, I'm feeling the pressure
# Can I cry? #
- She seems real upset right now. - Who? - Sher.
It's what everyone's talking about.
So why are you pulling me up personally?
Whitney, no-one came at you at all.
# Everyone, please, please... #
- You're saying all this shit. I hear everything you said. - Babe...
You're getting all hot and heavy for no fucking reason.
- You all right? - I'm good. I could not be bothered.
- You could not be what? - I can't be bothered, truly.
- About what? Just in general? - Yeah.
- Good night, everyone. - ALL: - Night!
# I just need a moment to myself
# Ooh
# Bye to who I've been
# Hi to who I'm next
# I just need a moment to myself. #
IAIN: Maya returns...
Do you lot want to play a little game with me?
..and the truth hurts.
Scott, you have an amazing way of dancing round something
- to make yourself look right. - Oh, fuck me.
There's a game being played here.
Standing here like a weirdo, looking like an egg.
You sound like a fucking broken record.
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