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《殺鼠之鼠》

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那天下午，捕鼠人來到加油站

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他邁著輕巧步伐走在車道上

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踩在碎石路上沒有一點聲響

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他肩上斜背著一個軍用背包

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身上穿著一件老式燈芯絨夾克
口袋很大

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燈芯絨長褲膝蓋處繫了長長白繩

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- 有人嗎？
- 什麼事？

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來滅鼠的

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他那雙黑色小眼睛迅速掃視周圍

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- 捕鼠人？
- 是的

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他身材瘦削，下巴細尖

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兩顆硫磺色長牙

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從上顎突出覆住下唇

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耳朵又圓又薄，相當貼近後腦杓

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眼睛幾近黑色

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但看著你時，眼神閃爍著黃色光芒

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- 來得真快
- 衛生所特別指示

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你會把老鼠都抓起來？

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- 對
- 怎麼做？

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怎麼做？

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要看老鼠種類、老鼠位置
不同老鼠用不同方法

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- 設陷阱對吧？
- 什麼？

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- 設陷阱
- 設陷阱？

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捕鼠人冷哼一聲

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這樣抓不到，老鼠又不是兔子

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他把臉抬高

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用力嗅聞空氣中的味道
鼻子左右大力抽動

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老鼠很聰明
想抓牠們，要先了解牠們

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幹這行要了解老鼠

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知道老鼠會怎樣嗎？牠們會看著你

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在你準備消滅牠們時

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牠們一直在看著你

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問題不是出在下水道吧？

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不是

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- 下水道很麻煩
- 應該不會吧

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也是啦，不意外

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我倒想看看你怎麼處理下水道

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看看你到底怎麼著手處理的

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下毒對吧？

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那毒藥要下在哪？

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下水道裡？

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捕鼠人整個得意洋洋

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我就知道，“下水道裡”

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知道會怎樣嗎？被沖得一乾二淨

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你的毒藥，下水道就像一條河

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好吧，那你會怎麼做
捕鼠人先生？就下水道來說

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捕鼠人往前走近一步

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他的語氣變得神神秘秘

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像在洩露什麼專業機密一樣

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你要知道，老鼠是種愛啃咬的動物

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看到什麼就啃咬什麼

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如果要處理下水道，該怎麼辦呢？

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他的聲音輕柔嘶啞
就像青蛙的呱呱聲

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說起話來津津有味的樣子

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好像吃到什麼好吃的美食

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你去到下水道

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帶幾個牛皮紙袋

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裡面裝滿石膏粉，就這樣

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然後把紙袋掛在下水道上方

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垂吊著不會碰到水

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高度剛好讓老鼠搆得到

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克勞德全神貫注聽著

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老鼠從下水道游過來
看到袋子停下來

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聞了聞，沒怪味

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- 牠會怎麼做？
- 啃咬袋子

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沒錯！牠開始啃咬袋子，袋子破掉

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老鼠吃了滿嘴石膏粉

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然後呢？

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然後就搞定了

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- 老鼠就死了？
- 死透透

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- 石膏粉…
- 濕了會膨脹

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老鼠吞進體內

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一膨脹馬上被秒殺

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所以才說要了解老鼠

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捕鼠人臉上閃著狡詐的驕傲

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邊搓著手指邊將手靠近臉部

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好了，老鼠在哪裡？

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“老鼠”兩字語氣特別詭異

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彷彿他在用融化奶油漱口

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對面的乾草堆

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- 裡面沒有？
- 只在乾草堆那邊

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我敢說裡面一定也有
侵略食物、散播疾病

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有人生病嗎？

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他直盯著我看，然後看向克勞德

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- 大家都很好
- 確定？

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- 確定
- 難說喔

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他肩負公共衛生員職責

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很失望我們沒染上黑死病

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是說老鼠在乾草堆裡
你打算怎麼處理？

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捕鼠人狡猾地咧嘴一笑

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他伸手進包裡，拿出一個大罐子

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邊說話邊在手裡上下掂量

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特製毒藥，相當致命

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就算只有一小匙，也會被抓去關起來

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這些足以殺掉上百萬人

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- 想看看嗎？
- 麻煩你

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他拿一便士撬開蓋子

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看吧

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他熱切地談論著那玩意
捧上前給克勞德看

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那是玉米還是大麥？

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燕麥，浸泡致命毒藥的燕麥

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放一粒進嘴裡，三分鐘內馬上死掉

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這罐子絕不能離開我視線

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他撫摸著罐子，輕輕搖了搖

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裡面的燕麥發出輕微的沙沙聲

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但今天不給你的老鼠吃這個
放了也不會吃

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所以才說要了解老鼠
老鼠很多疑，超多疑

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所以今天給牠們吃新鮮美味的燕麥

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對牠們無害的燕麥

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餵養牠們，就這樣，明天一樣

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後天一樣，大後天也一樣

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好吃到這一帶所有老鼠

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很快都會跑來

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聰明

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幹這行要夠聰明，比老鼠更聰明

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這麼說不無道理

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“根本就要變成老鼠”，我說道

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我還沒意識到話就說出口了

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我當時看著那男人，實在忍不住

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他的反應相當驚人

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- 沒錯！
- 他大聲說

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你懂了，你說得很對

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優秀的捕鼠人就要像隻老鼠

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要比老鼠更聰明

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這可不容易

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開始幹活吧

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李奧諾拉班森夫人
急著要我去她的莊園

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她那邊也有老鼠？

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到處都有老鼠

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捕鼠人沿著車道緩步走去

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他走路的樣子
讓人忍不住懷疑他就是隻老鼠

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緩慢、輕巧的步伐，膝蓋充滿彈性

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踩在碎石路上沒有一點聲響

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他跳過閘門，迅速繞了乾草堆一圈

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撒了幾把燕麥在地上

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隔天他又來重複同樣的步驟

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第二天、第三天也一樣

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到了第四天，他終於用上毒燕麥

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但這次不是撒在地上

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而是在乾草堆每個角落堆了幾個小堆

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- 有養狗嗎？
- 有

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想看牠慘死的話，就放牠進來吧

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隔天他來撿老鼠屍體

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給我一個舊麻布袋，我要裝屍體

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他整個人趾高氣昂
黑色眼睛裡閃爍著驕傲的光芒

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準備向觀眾展示他的成果

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克勞德拿了一個麻布袋
我們去到對面

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捕鼠人在乾草堆旁遊走

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彎腰檢查他的毒燕麥堆

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- 出事了
- 他咕噥著

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聲音輕柔卻憤怒

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他緩步走向其中一堆
跪下來仔細檢查

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- 出大事了
- 怎麼了？

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他沒回答
但顯然老鼠沒碰他的毒餌

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“這裡的老鼠很聰明”，我說道

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捕鼠人很生氣

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從表情和鼻子能看出來

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他那兩顆黃牙緊緊咬住下唇

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- 少來這套
- 他看著我說道

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老鼠沒問題，是有人在餵牠們

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其他地方有更多好吃的東西

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世上沒有老鼠會不吃燕麥
除非肚子飽到快撐破了

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捕鼠人悶悶不樂轉過身去

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開始拿小鏟子鏟起毒燕麥

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小心倒回罐子裡

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結束後我們三人回到對面

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捕鼠人站在加油機旁

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顯得相當灰心洩氣

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表情開始變得陰鬱

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他因為失敗變得沉默

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眼神迷茫邪惡

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舌頭伸向兩顆黃牙一側

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他抬頭偷偷瞄了我一眼

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然後瞄了克勞德

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他的鼻端抽動著，嗅著空氣

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腳尖踮上踮下，輕輕晃動著

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然後輕柔、神祕地說道

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要不要看個東西？

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顯然是想挽回自己的名聲

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- 什麼？
- 想不想看個神奇的東西？

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他把右手伸進夾克口袋

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拿出一隻活生生的大老鼠
用手指緊緊夾住

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天哪！

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看吧？

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他微微蹲下，脖子前伸

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瞇眼看著我們
手裡抓著棕色大老鼠

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一根手指和大拇指
緊緊掐住老鼠脖子

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箝制老鼠頭部，以免老鼠轉動咬人

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你平常都會隨身攜帶老鼠？

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我身邊總有一兩隻老鼠

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他把另一隻手伸進另一個口袋
拿出一隻白色小…

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那是雪貂嗎？

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捕鼠人嘶嘶竊笑

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雪貂似乎很熟悉他
一動不動待在他手裡

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雪貂殺鼠最有效率了

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他把兩隻動物緊緊抓在胸前

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雪貂的鼻子離老鼠的臉不到15公分

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雪貂那雙粉紅眼睛緊盯著老鼠

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老鼠掙扎著想避開那隻殺手

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- 現在
- 他說道

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看好了

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他的卡其襯衫領口敞開

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他把老鼠塞了進去

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緊貼自己皮膚

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他的皮帶阻止了老鼠跑到腰部以下

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接著又把雪貂塞了進去

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襯衫裡隨即一片騷動

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老鼠似乎繞著這人的身體跑
雪貂在後面追趕著

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大概繞了六、七圈
小凸起追趕著大凸起

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每繞一圈就靠近一點，越來越近

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最後兩塊凸起重疊在一起

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接著是一陣扭打和一連串尖叫聲

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整個表演過程中
捕鼠人一動也不動地站著

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兩腿分開，雙臂鬆垂

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黑色雙眼平靜看著克勞德僵硬的臉龐

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最後他把手伸進襯衫裡

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掏出了雪貂

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另一隻手掏出了死老鼠

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雪貂白色的口鼻周圍滲著血跡

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“我看了不太舒服”，我說道

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我敢說你從沒見過這種事

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無法反駁

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總有一天你會被狠咬一口

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克勞德這麼說，卻覺得有意思
捕鼠人又變得傲慢起來

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想不想看看更神奇的東西？

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沒親眼看到絕不會相信的東西？

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我看了克勞德一眼，略帶忐忑

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好

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{\an8}他把死老鼠塞進一邊口袋
雪貂塞進另一邊

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{\an8}然後把手伸進背包
拿出第二隻活老鼠

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{\an8}老天爺！

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我身邊總有一兩隻老鼠

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幹這行要了解老鼠

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想了解老鼠，就要帶在身邊

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這隻是下水道老鼠
是個老頭，聰明得很

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看牠一直盯著我
想知道我接下來要幹嘛

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- 看到沒？
- 很不舒服

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“你要幹嘛？”，我問道

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我有預感這次會比剛剛還不舒服

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給我一條繩子

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克勞德給了一條繩子

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捕鼠人把繩子綁在老鼠後腿上

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老鼠拼命掙扎，但捕鼠人掐得很緊

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裡面有桌子嗎？

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“我們不想放老鼠進去”，我說道

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我需要一張桌子，或一個平面

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我們走到加油機旁
捕鼠人把老鼠放在最上面

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接著把繩子繫在柱子上
老鼠被拴住了

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起初老鼠蹲坐著
一動不動，疑神疑鬼

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一隻灰色大老鼠，有著明亮黑眼睛

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鱗狀長尾巴捲曲在金屬平台上

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牠把目光移開，卻側眼看著他

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觀察他要做什麼

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捕鼠人往後退了幾步

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老鼠馬上鬆懈下來

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牠坐了起來

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開始舔胸前的灰色皮毛

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然後用兩隻前爪抓抓口鼻

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似乎不太在意站在一旁的其他人

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要不要小賭一下？

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捕鼠人說道

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“不了，謝謝”，我說道

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好玩而已，賭一下比較好玩

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你要賭什麼？

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賭我不用手就能殺了這隻老鼠

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我會把手放在口袋裡

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顯然捕鼠人是來賺錢的

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我看著那隻即將被殺死的老鼠
開始覺得噁心

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不是因為牠要被殺死

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而是因為牠要被特殊的方式殺死

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還帶著興致勃勃的態度

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- 你會用腳踢
- 不用腳

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- 不用手？
- 不用手，不用腳

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- 你會坐上去
- 不用壓的

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- 來看看吧
- 賭一英鎊

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別傻了，憑什麼？

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- 你要賭什麼？
- 什麼都不賭

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好吧，那算了

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- 他一副要解開繩子的樣子
- 我賭一先令

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我的反胃感越來越強烈

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但這件事有種可怕的魔力

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我發現自己無法掉頭走開

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- 你也是嗎？
- 不了

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一先令就要我表演？

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- 我不希望你表演
- 錢呢？

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克勞德拿一先令放在加油機上

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捕鼠人在克勞德的錢旁
放了兩枚六便士硬幣

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下好離手

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我和克勞德往後退

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捕鼠人往前進，手放在口袋裡

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上半身往老鼠靠近

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老鼠驚恐地蹲低身體

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似乎準備撲向捕鼠人

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但隨即開始倒退

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蹲步拖著身體向後退

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直到後腿上的繩子繃緊

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捕鼠人繼續靠近老鼠

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眼神跟著老鼠前進後退，突然…

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- 老鼠驚慌失措
- 老鼠驚慌失措，跳到空中

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繩子猛然一緊，牠的腿差點脫臼

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老鼠再次蹲低身體

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蹲在繩子能拉到的最遠處
鬍鬚顫抖著

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長長的灰色身體因恐懼而僵硬

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這時捕鼠人再次慢慢把臉靠近

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越靠越近

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我想大聲叫他住手，但我說不出話來

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令人很不舒服的事就要發生了

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我很確定

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00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,293
既邪惡又殘忍的事

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但我現在必須親眼目睹

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兩邊的距離不超過一個手掌的長度

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老鼠把身體壓低，緊繃又恐懼

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捕鼠人也很緊繃

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但那是充滿危險氣息的自發性緊繃
就像繃緊的彈簧

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他的嘴角閃過一絲笑意

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{\an8}然後他突然出擊

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像蛇那樣

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把頭像刀子一樣向前突刺

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用的是下半身的肌肉

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我瞥見他嘴巴大張

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兩顆黃牙

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用力張大嘴巴而扭曲的臉龐

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我不想再看下去

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我閉上眼睛，再次睜開時

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老鼠已經死了

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捕鼠人把錢塞進口袋

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吐口水清嘴巴

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00:13:58,001 --> 00:13:59,918
這就是製作甘草的原料

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大工廠和巧克力工廠
就是用老鼠血來製作甘草

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一點老鼠血沒什麼的

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你也太噁心了吧

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00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:13,126
我說真的，你吃過很多次了

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00:14:13,209 --> 00:14:16,293
硬幣糖和甘草軟糖
都是用老鼠血做的

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我們不想再聽了，謝謝

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00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:21,334
在大鍋裡熬煮，冒著泡泡和蒸氣

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00:14:21,418 --> 00:14:23,459
人們拿長竿攪拌

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這是巧克力工廠的大祕密

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除了工廠員工，沒人知道

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他發現觀眾根本不想聽

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我們的表情充滿敵意、噁心

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因憤怒而通紅

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他停下來，轉身離開，沒再說話

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00:14:39,584 --> 00:14:43,626
我們看著他
踩著緩慢、輕巧的步伐離開

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00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,126
就算踩在碎石路上
也沒發出一點聲響

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奇怪

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老鼠都沒吃毒燕麥

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乾草堆裡一定有什麼營養的東西

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（1940年代末
達爾住在阿麥斯罕的紫藤小屋）

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（他在那裡創作了
《克勞德的狗》短篇系列）

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（靈感來自當地環境和當地居民）

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（《殺鼠之鼠》出自這部合集）

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字幕翻譯：賴小獅