1 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:17,280 (Lynn) Lovey. 2 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,000 -(pensive music playing) -(Lynn) Who's Alice? 3 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,520 (Alice) Look, I'm sorry I called you, Jack. 4 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,360 My mum passed away on Thursday of cirrhosis of the liver, 5 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,720 brought on by a lifetime of me dad. 6 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,720 Do you want to tell me why you dread 7 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:31,840 seeing your dad so much? 8 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,800 -(Randall grunts, chokes) -(Jack) Randall. 9 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,120 (Jack) Somebody call an ambulance, please. 10 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,200 Randall. Randall. 11 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,840 (news reporter) Randall H Long was the widower of Agnes Long... 12 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:41,159 (Lynn) Alice. 13 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,159 We'll agree to the higher payment if you agree to shared custody. 14 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,920 My client's daughter is not for sale. 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 What does that mean? 16 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,320 (Yvonne) Shared custody is not in Celia's best interest. 17 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,760 (whispers) She's the most beautiful thing 18 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,479 I've ever seen in my life. 19 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,120 It is very nice to see you so happy. 20 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,720 I mean, I wish I understood it better, but... 21 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,000 -(Celia babbles) -(mutters) 22 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,200 -Shh. -How is she? 23 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:05,920 -(yells) What are you doing? -Whoa, what the fuck! 24 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,319 -(Celia cries) -Why would you do that, Jack? 25 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,360 (Jack) You're okay. 26 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,360 My dad used to come into me room when I was a kid. 27 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,000 He used to wait until my mum was passed out drunk. 28 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,640 I really thought by now that it would be different, Jack. 29 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,520 -(background chatter) -(Alice) I love you. 30 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:27,400 But we don't have a future together. You know? 31 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,760 (birds chirping) 32 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,920 -(music concludes) -(gentle music playing) 33 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,560 (footsteps thudding) 34 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,960 -(breathes deeply) -(music continue playing) 35 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,440 (inhales deeply) 36 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,560 -(phone line ringing) -(breathes sharply) 37 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,480 (Alice over phone) You got it? 38 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,000 (inhales sharply) No, I'm calling by coincidence. 39 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,360 You all right? 40 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,480 Arnold Circus, half an hour, please. 41 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,760 (breathes deeply) 42 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,919 (birds chirping) 43 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,240 -(music concludes) -(footsteps approaching) 44 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,160 (breathes shakily) 45 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,880 -I don't know where to begin. -(siren wailing in distance) 46 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,600 I wanna hear everything you have to say so... 47 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,720 I'll stay here all day if that's what it takes. 48 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,400 (breathes sharply) I suppose the first words 49 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,000 out of my mouth should be, "Congratulations, Alice." 50 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,080 "I'm very happy for you, 51 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,400 and I wish you nothing but the best." 52 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,640 I think that's probably required by law, actually. 53 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:36,880 But there ought to be a limit 54 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,720 on how much you can treat a person like shit 55 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,200 and still expect to hear that. 56 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,960 Well, yeah. You don't have to be gracious. 57 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,560 There's no danger of that. 58 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:51,080 How could you not tell me in person or call me at least? 59 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,200 I thought this was very difficult... 60 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,440 that you wouldn't want me to be party to it. 61 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,840 And I thought this was... 62 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,360 easier for you. 63 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,520 No. You thought it would be easier for you. 64 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,400 Yeah, maybe that too. 65 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:11,280 Okay, then why didn't you write me a letter or send me a text 66 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,240 or a fucking homing pigeon with a note tied to its foot? 67 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,000 (softly) I did try to write. 68 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,720 It's just not my strengths. 69 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:23,800 After everything that's passed between us, 70 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:28,120 I just can't imagine anything more callous or cowardly. 71 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,240 Okay, clearly I handled it in the wrong way. 72 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,720 You're so many things, 73 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,720 but until today, you've never been ugly. 74 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,160 This was never gonna be good news. 75 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,200 No matter how it was delivered, you know. 76 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,200 I would've bet anything that you still cared enough for me, 77 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:57,600 just as a person, 78 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,600 that you would treat me with compassion and respect 79 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,480 and not send a fucking, just an invite in the post. 80 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,320 I thought that I was doing that. 81 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,880 -Jack, it's been two years. -Two years? Two hundred years! 82 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,760 If you have somebody on their knees in front of you, 83 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:17,279 you don't leave them waiting there. You help them up! 84 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,680 Two years ago, you said that you were all fucked up 85 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,920 and that you'd always be alone. 86 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,520 Would you prefer if that were the case? 87 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:29,600 No. 88 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,040 But you said if you could be with anyone, you would be with me. 89 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,440 -Yes, I did. -Yeah, that was just bollocks. 90 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:38,920 -Clearly. -None of it. 91 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,120 Well, then how did we get here, Alice? What happened? 92 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,839 I fell in love. 93 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:49,279 (Jack gasps) 94 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,120 (sighs) 95 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,480 Life just stuns you, Jack... 96 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,279 even when you think you know everything. 97 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Mm-hmm. 98 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,040 And I know how much this is gonna hurt you, 99 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,279 and I'm so sorry for that, 100 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,040 because I... that's the last thing that I wanna do. 101 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,320 But you keep doing it. 102 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,720 You fell in love? 103 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,120 -Yeah. -(Jack sighs) With someone else? 104 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,600 -Yeah. -And out of love with me. 105 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,000 -It's different. -What... What does that mean? 106 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,320 This is different to that. 107 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,360 How is this different from that? In love is in love. 108 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,320 It's unfettered and it's uncomplicated. 109 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:58,120 No, don't make it sound fucking fancy. Just say it. 110 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,120 Say what a billion people say every day. 111 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,320 Say I met somebody and I moved on. 112 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,440 (voice breaking) I met somebody and I moved on. 113 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:20,040 (melancholic music playing) 114 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,240 Okay. 115 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,000 Is this the way you wanna leave it? 116 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,600 That's everything I have. 117 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,160 Congratulations, Alice. 118 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,680 I'm very happy for you, and I wish you nothing 119 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:40,760 but the best. 120 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:56,120 (traffic humming) 121 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,840 -(grunts) -(punches thudding) 122 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,480 (Paul) "Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying, 123 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,080 -but unconquering whale!" -(indistinct chatter) 124 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:11,760 "To thy last I grapple with thee! From hell's heart I stab at thee!" 125 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,000 (Jack grunts) 126 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,200 "For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!" 127 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:22,240 -"And thus, I drop my spear!" -(grunts, pants) 128 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,960 Good, good, good. Good. 129 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,800 Thank you. That was a supreme act of friendship. 130 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,800 Er, no problem. Give me a minute, I can go again. 131 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,160 I'll be God and you be Friedrich Nietzsche. 132 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,600 (pants) You're all right. 133 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:39,880 I think that's enough. 134 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,880 (birds chirping) 135 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,160 What can I do for you? 136 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:59,520 -Can we talk... some more? -Because it was so lovely earlier? 137 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,440 (children playing in distance) 138 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,240 (kettle clanging) 139 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,760 (Jack sighs) Do you want something? 140 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,480 I've still got all that tea you sent. 141 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,600 -Is that Celia's? -(Jack) No. 142 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:14,240 I like to display the work of other children on my wall. 143 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,640 (sniffles) It's beautiful. 144 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,400 Alice, can you say what you came to say, please? 145 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,920 Tea would be helpful. 146 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:35,240 (water running) 147 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,559 -Shouldn't you be wearing a ring? -Well, I didn't wear it today. 148 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,000 Where's your ID necklace? 149 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:51,960 I'd outgrown that. 150 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,400 (water boiling) 151 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,679 So, I met him at a charity event. 152 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,480 I started going to them 153 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:06,200 out of this weird philanthropic urge I was getting. 154 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,000 Turns out they're just thinly veiled 155 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,880 singles' nights, really. And tax deductible. 156 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,920 What does he do? 157 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,720 He's a footballer's agent. 158 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:23,240 -Okay. Did not see that coming. -Me neither. (chuckles) 159 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,960 What's he like? And don't be expansive. 160 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,960 (inhales deeply, hesitates) You know, he's like... 161 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,280 handsome and strapping. I don't know... (nervous chuckle) 162 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,640 -(Jack) That's it? -You said not to be expansive. 163 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,440 Be slightly more expansive than that, please. 164 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:47,760 Okay. Erm... Funny, clever, lovely, passionate, brilliant at his job. 165 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,120 Yeah, okay, that's... Yeah, that's expansive enough, I think. 166 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,600 So, he knew my company and he gave me some money to run 167 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,440 and I felt really good around him. 168 00:10:56,559 --> 00:11:01,320 And then, erm... we started dating and I just... 169 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,160 I just woke up one day and realized I was actually quite happy. 170 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,600 And I think he must have been too cos he proposed. (chuckles) 171 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,480 And then... So, I... 172 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,840 I thought to myself, well, I can back away 173 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:22,280 from this very unexpected turn of events 174 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,160 or I can brave prosperity. 175 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,679 Like normal people. 176 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,000 So, it happened fast? 177 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,720 We met eight months ago. So, that's not nothing. 178 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,800 So... (sighs) ...I mean, 179 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,920 what could you possibly want with me, then? 180 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,760 Why do you... Why do you want me there? 181 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,920 Because I do not want to lose you from my life. 182 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,080 (sighs deeply) 183 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,360 I want so much for you to understand... 184 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,280 (breathes deeply) 185 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:10,120 ...and for you just... 186 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,200 not to hate me. 187 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,520 I'll never hate you. 188 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:23,440 I'll just... (inhales sharply) ...try and imagine that you're dead 189 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,240 and I'll fail. 190 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,000 -(chuckles) -And then I'll shit my pants 191 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,720 every time I walk into a busy bar, that's all. 192 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,320 Would you give me away? Or be my man of honour? 193 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,360 Alice, I cannot be there. 194 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,600 I can't physically witness it. 195 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:56,440 I cannot sit there quietly and listen to you promise yourself 196 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,800 to another man. I'm not... I... 197 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,800 It's not gonna happen. 198 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:11,520 But it won't be real if you're not there. 199 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:20,640 -I don't want it to be real. -(melancholic music playing) 200 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:52,960 (door closes) 201 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,240 (music continues) 202 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,200 (Paul) Get to the part where you told her to fuck off! 203 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,560 Where you ran into the hallway, stood at the top of the stairs 204 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,640 and told her to go shit in her hat! 205 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,800 I have two choices here. 206 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,840 The path of acceptance or the path of anger. 207 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,680 Anger! Anger every time! 208 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,920 -Blow acceptance out your ass! -Anyone can get angry. 209 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,840 It's the path of acceptance that marks a person. 210 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,200 As a prat! 211 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,480 If you did this to her, you'd be arrested! 212 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,880 It might actually be better for me. 213 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,680 If I see it, it might help me to move on. 214 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,760 Move on now! 215 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,880 Pretend you've seen it, you stupid bastard! 216 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,840 I do want her to be happy. 217 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,960 With you! You want her to be happy with you! 218 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,120 Otherwise, you want her to be absolutely miserable! 219 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:59,080 (trainer in background) Strike! Strike! Good. Keep moving. 220 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,800 (phone ringing in distance) 221 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,320 (indistinct chatter in distance) 222 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,720 (gentle music playing) 223 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,760 Alice! Alice! 224 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,440 -(crows cawing) -(music continues) 225 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,960 (indistinct chatter) 226 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,720 (Alice) I'll see you when I come back down. 227 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,120 (clears throat) 228 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,440 Jack, open up. 229 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:51,040 I just wanna say welcome to you and your guest, 230 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,280 you're uninvited guest, your date. 231 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,560 And your... suit of armour, your beard... Hello. 232 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,360 (whispers) Wow. 233 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,720 You could have just written, Celia. 234 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,280 -Bothered you a bit, did it? -(chuckles) 235 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,040 Juvenile. (chuckles) 236 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:27,120 Bravo. Bravo to you, Jack. Thank you. 237 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,040 Piece of cake. 238 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,480 (whispers) Look at you. 239 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,040 -(chuckles) -Look at you. (grunts) 240 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,560 -Hiya. -Hi. 241 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,600 -Oh, my God, she said "hi". -She did. 242 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:48,240 Hiya. (chuckles) Shall we spell your name? 243 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,080 -(Celia) Yes. -Yes? Okay. 244 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,520 -"C". -Yes. 245 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,320 -"Eh". -Yes. 246 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,920 -(Celia) "I". -(Alice chuckles) Yes. 247 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,640 You're so good at this. My God, couldn't even do it as fast as you. 248 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,000 (panting) Hello! Hey! You all right? Found you. 249 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,480 Erm... We're wanted in the, er, garden. 250 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,560 -Yeah, more pictures. (chuckles) -(Alice) Oh... Gosh, 251 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,040 we've got a needy photographer. (laughs nervously) Erm... 252 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,200 Love, this is Jack. 253 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,560 -Oh, hey. -(Jack) Hi. 254 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,359 -Pleased to meet you. -Congratulations. You too. 255 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,960 -Congratulations. -Oh, thanks. Yeah, thank you. 256 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,920 Thank you. And thank you, thank you for coming. 257 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,600 -No worries. -And this little treasure is Celia. 258 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,320 -Hello, Celia. -Hello. 259 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,640 -(chuckles) -(Danny) My God. She is fantastic. 260 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,440 Would she like to be flower girl? 261 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,160 There's an excellent crown of roses in it just for you 262 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,160 if you sign on. 263 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,040 Although, I'm pretty sure you can have 'em anyway. Eh? 264 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,880 She never says no to a crown of roses. 265 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,400 Okay, you stay there. 266 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,720 -Right there. -Well, Jack, please join. 267 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,119 And bring Celia. We'll make sure you get some prints. 268 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,200 -(Alice) Yes! -(Danny) All right? 269 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,880 Oh, er, thank you very much. It's really nice. 270 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,640 (Danny) Oh, not at all. You're the man of honour. 271 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,280 Look, it's just back to the left 272 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:57,880 as you come out the rear end of the property. 273 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,560 -You can't miss it, all right? -Okay, cool. Thank you. 274 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,440 -We'll see you there, yeah? -Bye, Celia. 275 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,280 -(Jack) Bye. -(Celia) Bye. 276 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,880 (breathes deeply) 277 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,200 Okay. (grunts) 278 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,280 (sighs sharply) 279 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,520 Come, er... Come closer to me, my love. There we go. 280 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,440 -(photographer) Okay, smile. -(camera shutter clicks) 281 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,440 -(indistinct background chatter) -(Alice) Another one. 282 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,920 So, er, Alice tells me 283 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,520 you were part of the Hashimoto's team. 284 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,800 -Yeah. You know about Hashimoto's? -Yeah. My sister has it. 285 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,520 Before your work, the only treatment 286 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,080 -was Synthroid to perpetuity. -That's exactly right. 287 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,320 (birds tweeting) 288 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,760 So, what's it like? 289 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,119 You know, doing things that change people's lives 290 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,720 as opposed to just entertaining them? 291 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,359 I think sports help people a great deal. 292 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,600 (Danny) Yeah, you might be right. 293 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,080 See, mostly I come at it from the side of the players. 294 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,760 -(Jack) Were you a player yourself? -(Danny chuckling) Yeah. 295 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,560 -Not a very good one. -(both chuckle) 296 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,560 Look, if it's all right to say so, Jack, 297 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,200 I have enormous respect for the fact that you're here. 298 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,640 I don't think I could've done it, 299 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,800 you know, had the roles been reversed. 300 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,800 And you actually seem nice, which is obviously a nightmare. 301 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,840 Alice's happiness now is only possible 302 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,680 cos you showed her that... happiness is a possibility. 303 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,760 The rest is just luck and timing. 304 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,840 -(indistinct chatter) -(crowd laughs) 305 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,920 (Emil) So, er, I was Danny's first client, 306 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,640 which is how I got the best man gig. 307 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,160 That and the fact that, as you can see, 308 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,800 most of the others are not presentable. 309 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,000 (all laughing) 310 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:41,600 Alice, if Danny's our big brother, after tomorrow's ceremony, 311 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,800 -you'll be our big sister. -(crowd) Aw... 312 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,680 We are so glad to have this arsehole off the streets. 313 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,600 -Er, as are the police. -(crowd laughs) 314 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,720 Erm... Alice and Danny, my big brother and sister, 315 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,240 I just wanted to say, here's to incest. 316 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,040 (crowd laughing) Cheers! 317 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,600 Jack, did you wanna say a few words? 318 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,440 -Hmm? (softly) No. No. -Our Man of Honour, Jack Caine. 319 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:12,920 -(all applauding, cheering) -(breathes shakily) 320 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,280 (clears throat) Oh, er, hello, everybody. 321 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:23,080 Sorry, I've, erm... I've not got anything prepared. 322 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,440 (chuckles) Somehow this is the only thing 323 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,280 that Maya left out of her field manual. 324 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,000 No, no. Speeches weren't actually part of the plan, so... 325 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:30,359 -Sorry. -Bu... No, but it's fine. 326 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,520 -Oh, go ahead, obviously. -Just let him... 327 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,200 Okay. Er, well, as you can see, I'm, erm... 328 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:40,520 I'm part of the Alice, er, crowd, obviously. 329 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,960 But it has been terrific to meet Danny. 330 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:48,640 He seems like a... a lovely man. Er, kind, funny, 331 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:52,080 and smart enough even to keep up with Alice most days, 332 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,280 -which is no small thing, so... -(crowd laughs) 333 00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,280 For those of you who have not spent a lot of time with Alice, er, 334 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,359 but are about to... 335 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,840 I hope you are prepared for the fact 336 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,240 that you are about to lose every argument, 337 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,119 even if you have the stronger case. 338 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,520 -(crowd laughs) -Er... 339 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,640 I hope you're ready to have your mind read 340 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,240 on a regular basis, which is terrifying, 341 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,920 er, but a humbling experience. 342 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,800 I think you should be prepared for the strange fact 343 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,320 that when Alice is around, 344 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,320 you're never aware of the passage of time. 345 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,040 Be ready for nothing to make sense, 346 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,080 and yet for everything to make sense. 347 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,160 Do not be alarmed, my friends, this is all perfectly normal. 348 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,680 -It's not normal. -(crowd laughs) 349 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,600 It's... It is wildly better than normal. 350 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,880 It's... It's wonderful. 351 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,400 So, er, this is just a long way of saying, 352 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,359 -"Danny, do not fuck this up." -(crowd laughs) 353 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,920 Tomorrow at noon, take this amazing person's hand 354 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,320 and never let it go. 355 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,920 Remember to be grateful 356 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,840 because you have been kissed by the stars, 357 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,280 and stay fit and healthy 358 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,800 because you are going to want to live forever. 359 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,280 To Danny and to Alice, everybody. The bride and groom. 360 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:28,920 -(crowd) To the bride and groom. -(indistinct chatter) 361 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,960 You okay? Hmm? (clears throat) What was you saying? 362 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,800 (indistinct chatter continues) 363 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,440 (MUSIC: "Blind" by Hercules and Love Affair playing on stereo) 364 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,840 # As a child, I knew 365 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,320 # That the stars Could only get brighter 366 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:01,080 # That we would get closer 367 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:07,960 # Leaving this darkness behind # 368 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:11,560 (indistinct chatter) 369 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,600 # Mm... Mm... Ooh-ooh 370 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,760 # Now that I'm older 371 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,720 # The stars should lie upon my face 372 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,600 # When I find myself alone 373 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,920 # Find myself alone... 374 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,240 # Now that I'm older 375 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,960 # The stars should lie upon my face 376 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,640 # When I find myself alone 377 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,480 # I feel like I... # 378 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,800 (Jack breathes deeply) 379 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,040 (whispers) Hey. You ready for bed? 380 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,680 # "Good night, birds. Good night, bees. 381 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,440 # Good night, plants. 382 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,520 # -Good night... -"Good night, trees 383 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,840 # Good night all of Forest Gate. We hope you're happy, 384 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,720 # -and life is great". -And life is great". # 385 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,440 Very good. You sleep well. (kisses) Okay? 386 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:42,200 (breathes deeply, grunts) 387 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,920 Lesson number 317, Celia. 388 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,400 Don't grow up. 389 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:09,280 (knocking at door) 390 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,840 (whispers) Hi. 391 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,119 Hey. 392 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,800 Can I come in? 393 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,200 (Jack whispers) I've got a... a sleeping child in there. 394 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,880 -Where's Danny? -(whispers) Oh, he's in his room. 395 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,160 We're sleeping in separate rooms just for tonight. 396 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,520 Old school. (chuckles) 397 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,320 Do you wanna... 398 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,600 -Do you wanna talk out here? -Yeah. 399 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,040 (indistinct background chatter) 400 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,200 (whispers) Thank you. 401 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,480 -For what you said tonight. -Oh. 402 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,359 I was glad to say it. 403 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,400 Say it in front of those people. Put it on the record. 404 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,600 Can I tell you what I think happened? 405 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,720 And I'm sorry that I haven't said this before, 406 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,680 but I just didn't understand it until now. 407 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,680 I did fall in love with Danny. 408 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,680 But you weren't there... 409 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,520 to provide context, you know? 410 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,880 And now, you are here. 411 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,960 (voice breaking) And you came even though... 412 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,040 I hurt you. 413 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,440 You said those beautiful things 414 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,119 nobody else could have thought to say. 415 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,920 I... I really just wanted a Valium. 416 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,480 (both chuckle softly) 417 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,400 Do you think there's something wrong with Danny? 418 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,600 -I met him 13 hours ago. -No, yeah, no, I'm sorry. 419 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,200 This is probably... not an easy conversation 420 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,560 -for you to have. -Oh, it's really easy. 421 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,280 -(chuckles) -(chuckles) Yeah. 422 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,359 I just don't really have anyone else to talk to. 423 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,280 Okay. 424 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,760 Okay. 425 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,359 Let's analyse it. 426 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,320 What could be wrong with Alice's groom, Danny? 427 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,080 What are the three big ones? Is he a Nazi? 428 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,680 -(Alice chuckles) -Is he secretly married, already? 429 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:52,440 -Is he missing a penis? -(laughs) 430 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:53,920 Please say it's the last one. 431 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,280 He doesn't like to scratch my back. 432 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:00,920 Pardon me? 433 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,560 You know, vertical motions from the side, 434 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,400 moving towards the spine. 435 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,880 He doesn't like to do that. 436 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,560 You know, studies have shown 437 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,320 that 99 out of 100 people experience high anxiety 438 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,760 -the night before their wedding. -No, studies haven't. 439 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,800 No, studies haven't, I made that up, 440 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,640 but surely most people do. 441 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,480 And surely you have more reason than most. 442 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,160 And that just makes you even more of a hero 443 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,880 as far as I'm concerned. 444 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:37,840 But I don't... think that I'm the right person for you 445 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,520 to be figuring this out with. 446 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,240 I think I've got too much skin in the game. 447 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,920 So, you might have to work this out on your own. 448 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,120 But it's okay, cos you have tonight and you have the morning, 449 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,400 and I will knock on your door at a quarter to 12 tomorrow, 450 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,520 right on Maya's ruthless schedule. 451 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,640 And whatever you've decided, you will have my full support. 452 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,400 You okay? 453 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Last one. 454 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,440 (door closes) 455 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,840 What if what's wrong with him is that he's not you? 456 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:56,640 -(pensive music playing) -(breathes shakily) 457 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,840 (birds chirping) 458 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,680 -(Maya) Right. Minutes away. -Where's Celia? 459 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,680 Oh, she's in the barn, rehearsing her petal throw. 460 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,320 -She's the bell of the ball. -Okay. 461 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,520 So, to review, you and Alice will leave the main building 462 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,240 -as the noon bells sound. -Mm-hmm. 463 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,720 You'll keep a spritely pace, 464 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,480 so you arrive at the barn as the bells conclude. 465 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,520 -Send not to know for whom... -(Maya) Please don't interrupt. 466 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,800 -Sorry. -You'll hand Alice off to me. 467 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,200 Celia will scatter her petals. 468 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,120 You'll go down the aisle and you'll take your place. 469 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,120 Audience left, which is Vicar right. 470 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,920 -(Jack) Right. -(Maya) Great. 471 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,120 Then we have 40 seconds to rest. 472 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,880 (breathes deeply) 473 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,440 (indistinct chatter) 474 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,560 She couldn't have done any of this without you, Maya. 475 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,080 I know. She offered me ten grand just to plan it and crack the whip. 476 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,640 -(Jack) Wow. -(inhales deeply) Yeah. 477 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,000 And I didn't take a penny 478 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,960 because I'll be friends with this woman if it kills me. 479 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,760 Me too. 480 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,160 (Maya) Yeah. 481 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,240 What's next for you, Jack? 482 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,160 -(Jack) What do you mean? -What I mean is I'm not an idiot. 483 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,440 I've paid attention. 484 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,040 I don't know. Spend the next 40 years 485 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,480 stamping out my naive romantic idealism. 486 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,320 Don't. 487 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,560 -(soft music playing) -(phone chiming) 488 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,720 (sighs) Jack. 489 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,960 -(Jack) Yeah? -Go. 490 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,240 (Maya) Right! 491 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,520 (music continues) 492 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,280 -Hey, Danny. -(Danny) Get out the fucking way! 493 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,280 (breathes heavily) 494 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,800 (Jack breathes sharply) Fuck. 495 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,240 Alice? 496 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,960 (sighs) 497 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,240 (breathes deeply) 498 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,000 (music continues) 499 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,480 -(indistinct chatter) -(phone ringing) 500 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,800 (instrumental music playing) 501 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,720 Maya, will you step in? 502 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,360 -How are you today? -(Alice) Look at this. 503 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,000 Natural gas, oil production. 504 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,880 Efficiencies are all up and expansion's down. 505 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,040 Okay, my heart's beating through my chest. 506 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,840 -(Alice chuckles) Why? -Because we're in an oil bubble. 507 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,840 Yeah. A massive one. 508 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,120 And it's gonna burst. 509 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,320 Get your money together. Get everything you can together. 510 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,000 Tell them to get everything they can together. 511 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,960 And I'll prepay their year-end bonuses. 512 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,520 Cos we're gonna just make a shit tonne. 513 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,840 We're gonna make a fuck tonne. Whichever's more. 514 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,680 -I think it's "fuck tonne". -(Alice chuckling) 515 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,880 (optimistic music playing) 516 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,160 (car horn honking) 517 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,600 (phone ringing) 518 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,840 (phone continues ringing) 519 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,600 (Alice over phone) Jack. 520 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,800 Are you wearing a helmet while you're walking? 521 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:55,880 (Jack over phone) No. 522 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,160 What do you want? 523 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,120 You disappeared, Alice. 524 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,320 I haven't heard from you for three years. 525 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,960 I was very worried about you. 526 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,520 -I'm sorry. -(Jack over phone) Mm-hmm. 527 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,680 For a while, I thought maybe you were dead. 528 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,040 I even called Maya and asked her, "Is she dead?" 529 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,120 Did she tell you that? 530 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,440 -I was reconstituting. -Hmm. 531 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,920 -Can you come to my office? -No. 532 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,360 -Why not? -Because I'm going to my office. 533 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,640 It's important. 534 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,840 Well, look, I'm going to my office. 535 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,480 If you want to talk in front of my office, 536 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,800 then be standing in front of my office 537 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,280 when I get to my office. If not, you can enjoy your office. 538 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,440 -You sound different. -I've been reconstituting too. 539 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,160 (Alice) The price of oil is gonna crash, 540 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,239 and when it does, those of us who saw that coming 541 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,440 are gonna make a bloody fortune. 542 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,960 Would you like to make a bloody fortune? 543 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,480 I cannot believe this is the conversation 544 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,080 you're choosing to have. 545 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,520 Oil future is settled in dollars, Jack, 546 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,840 and the dollar's going up. 547 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,239 I did everything you asked of me at that wedding and more. 548 00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,560 And you repaid me with silence. 549 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,520 This is a-once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 550 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,719 That is a signature Alice move, isn't it? (breathes sharply) 551 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,320 I don't know what you were thinking calling me about this, 552 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,320 -but I'm out of fresh starts. -(indistinct chatter) 553 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,680 I disappeared after the wedding 554 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,520 because I'm just a fucking open hazard to you. 555 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,920 But then this came up. 556 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,360 And this is bigger. 557 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,360 I'm gonna say this as nicely as I can. 558 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,920 Go away, please. 559 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,239 Do you have any investible capital? 560 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,280 -Like cash or equities? -It's none of your business. 561 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,520 If you do, I'll times it by nine or ten. 562 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,000 I... I don't care. 563 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,880 Do you understand what this is, Jack? 564 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,040 Guilt. 565 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,840 (Alice) An apology. 566 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,640 So, when I left the office, Brent Crude was 108 dollars. 567 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,800 And when it falls below a hundred, which it will, we'll be ahead. 568 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,880 How fair do you expect the price to fall? 569 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,120 -Fifty percent. -Five ze... Five zero? 570 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,840 See, that's a healthy tremor in your voice. 571 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,719 How many contracts would I own? 572 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,040 I mean, it depends on how much you wanna invest. 573 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,520 And what about your profit? 574 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,320 I've got thousands of contracts already. 575 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,480 -(siren wailing in distance) -What if it fails? 576 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,000 Well, the price of oil's gonna drop and it will drop a lot. 577 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,719 Yeah, but if it doesn't? 578 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,719 We'll lose everything. 579 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,120 Okay. You'll hear from me or you won't. 580 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,200 (birds chirping) 581 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,640 -(siren wailing in distance) -(phone chimes) 582 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,239 -(gentle music playing) -(keys tapping) 583 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,680 (phone chimes) 584 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,520 (breathes deeply) 585 00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:38,239 -(keys tapping) -(phone chimes) 586 00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,600 (breathes deeply) 587 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,680 (phone chimes) 588 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,360 I sense you don't approve. 589 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,400 Only because you have no idea what you're doing 590 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,160 and your investment advisor is a complete psychotic. 591 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,880 -Other than that, huge fan. -(Jack) Alice is top of her field. 592 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,760 If that field is being a complete psychotic. 593 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,080 It's a different part of the brain. 594 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,480 Yes. No doubt this part is pristine. 595 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,920 It is. Google her past performance. She's an assassin. 596 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,360 That's for sure. 597 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,280 But as I tell Donna every night before we have sex, 598 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,960 past performance is no guarantee of future results. 599 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,480 You still have sex every night? 600 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,920 -(laughs) -(Paul) Your life is good. 601 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,239 Productive, calm, happy. 602 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,360 All this began as soon as Alice left the picture. 603 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,960 -Coincidence? -If this works out, 604 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,840 I can give Celia the future she would've had 605 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:08,920 if we'd never been divorced. 606 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,719 This is why God created second husbands. 607 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,680 -Let Mark do it. -I don't want Mark to do it. 608 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,880 Mark's done enough. 609 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,040 Celia's fond enough of him as it is. 610 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,120 (Paul) My mother always told me, 611 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,640 "Never give trouble a seat at the table." 612 00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,320 You're pulling out trouble's chair for it, Jack. 613 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,440 Is this who you are? 614 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,280 A man who loses faith in the totality of a person 615 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,000 because they let you down in one department? 616 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,640 Yes, that's exactly who I am. 617 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,520 I strike their name from the book of life 618 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,239 and I burn the pages. 619 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,360 What will it take for you to actually learn your lesson 620 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,800 where she's concerned? 621 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,680 I have. 622 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,160 -(indistinct chatter) -(Lynn) Jesus. 623 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,600 (Mark) Don't worry about it. 624 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,680 I think in the search for our daughter's hidden talents, 625 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,360 we can safely cross football off the list. 626 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,560 (Jack) How does he have time for this? 627 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,200 -Doesn't he work for a living? -It's commercial real estate, Jack. 628 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,640 You know, you buy things, you watch them grow, 629 00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,320 you collect rent in the meantime. You see your kids. 630 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,000 -Or someone else's. -Oh. 631 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,360 -Real estate. -Mm-hmm. 632 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,640 The very idea that a human being with a lifespan of 80 years 633 00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,560 -can own a piece of the earth. -Own? 634 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,680 -It's been here for four billion. -Are you drunk? 635 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,880 Coupled with the shameless feasting of the under classes. 636 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,840 He owns upmarket shopping centres, Jack. 637 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Whatever it is. 638 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,960 You know, just don't embarrass yourself. 639 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,040 On his worst day, he's twice the person you'll ever be. 640 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,480 -Is that what you tell Celia? -Oh, I do not have to tell her. 641 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,080 But you do anyway. 642 00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:32,480 (sighs deeply) Jesus. 643 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,480 Is that your suicidal oil investment? 644 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,960 Give it time. It will rise from the dead. 645 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:47,000 (laughs) Rise from the dead. Jack, at this moment in time, 646 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,400 you have a negative personal net worth. 647 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,840 You are literally less than zero. 648 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,200 (Mark blowing whistle) Okay, that's enough of that, I think. 649 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,600 -Well done. That was so good. -(children playing, cheering) 650 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,680 Hey! Good stuff. 651 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,600 -(Lynn) You were doing so good. -(Mark) So good. 652 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,080 (indistinct chatter continues) 653 00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,480 See... See, you'll be a pro before you know it. 654 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,680 (Celia) Thank you, Mark. 655 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,680 {\an8}-(clock ticking) -(breathes heavily) 656 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,080 {\an8}-(indistinct chatter) -(phone ringing) 657 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,960 {\an8}(suspenseful music playing) 658 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,200 -(Maya) Oh, my God! -Yes. 659 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,840 -It's turned. -(Alice) Yes, it has. 660 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,040 We're ahead after expenses. 661 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,600 Well, not if you count medical expenses. 662 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,040 I've been ripping out my hair by the fistful. 663 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,400 -My God, simmer down. -(pants) 664 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,440 I don't imagine you'd consider taking 665 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,800 -an early profit? -Well, you don't imagine correctly. 666 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,560 Yeah, it's just that, you know, there are 24 of us stakeholders, 667 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,719 all of us young pups, with our whole lives ahead of us, 668 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,000 and we've been breathing through straws all summer, so... 669 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,880 Maya, you've got your heel on life's throat. 670 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,640 -Enjoy it. -Yeah. Yeah, it's a party. 671 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,120 {\an8}Wait, it's almost December and it's gone down to 79 dollars. 672 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,640 {\an8}That's like five times your investment. 673 00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,960 {\an8}Oil is still falling. It'll... It'll be worth more. 674 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,040 {\an8}Oh, my God. 675 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,520 You are as greedy financially as you are emotionally. 676 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,440 That's not a very nice thing to say. 677 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,600 It's why I'm a fiscal conservative. 678 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,040 This is why you're a muppet. 679 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,480 (Celia) Come on. 680 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,200 Strong work. 681 00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:34,400 It was a joke. 682 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,640 Jesus, Jack. 683 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,200 (sighs) 684 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:45,680 {\an8}-(indistinct chatter) -(gentle music playing) 685 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,239 {\an8}(breathes sharply) 686 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,480 (employee) My God. 687 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,760 (phone ringing) 688 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,719 Sell! Sell! 689 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,680 -(clapping) Sell! -(Alice) Sell everything! 690 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,239 (indistinct chatter) 691 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,360 (Alice) Sell everything! 692 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,880 -Sell everything! -(mouse clicking) 693 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,560 (crowd laughs) 694 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:32,320 (all cheering) 695 00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,800 (all applauding) 696 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,600 -Yes! (laughs) Well done, Alice. -(speaks indistinctly) 697 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,520 You must be... You must be on top of the world. Oh. 698 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,120 -Yeah. -(Jack over phone) Oh, man. 699 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,200 I... Let me be the first person just to say thank you. 700 00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,600 (sighs) Thank you. Thank you. 701 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:07,920 That's all right. 702 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,280 -(shouting) Yeah! I'm fucking rich! -Yes! 703 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:15,600 (all cheering, shouting indistinctly) 704 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,440 (serene music paying) 705 00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,680 (music concludes)