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♪ I got the big beat ♪
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My name's Pat
Cassidy. I'm a runner.
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I used to be normal.
Now I own a neon vest.
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My toenails are dead,
dying or just plain gone.
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And sometimes I
grease my nipples.
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Tomorrow, I'm running
my first marathon.
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Nice outfit, jerkoff!
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26.2 miles. Ugh,
how did I get here?
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And can you see my
junk in these shorts?
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All good questions.
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- Oh!
- Wake the fuck up.
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Good morning.
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The farting goat!
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It's a farting goat!
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Oh, my God.
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- Later, Pat.
- I love you.
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Love you.
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- Mwah.
- Mwah.
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♪ Party people in
the place to be ♪
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♪ It's about that time ♪
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♪ Yeah, uh-huh ♪
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♪ Yeah, what you know about... ♪
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Whoo.
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I covered you at the client
dinner last night, Pat.
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We signed them.
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Oh, right. Thanks.
Totally spaced.
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No worries. I actually...
I was able to reschedule
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- my ultrasound, so...
- Perfect.
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Yeah. Can you send over the
deal memo, though, like asap?
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- On it.
- Thank you.
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"Farting... goat...
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long version..."
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Hey, Pat.
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Hi, Olivia.
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- How was date night?
- Uh, Pat had to work late.
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- You Pat or girlfriend Pat?
- Girlfriend Pat.
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I never refer to myself in
the third person or work late.
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You should know that about me.
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Work-life balance
is so important.
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What do you want, Olivia?
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Okay, so you know how sad it is
that some dogs don't have homes?
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- You hate animals.
- Okay, yeah, but that's why
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I'm raising money to get those
stinky mongrels off the street
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by running a half marathon
in gay Paris, baby.
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Gimme money, gimme money.
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So you want me to pay
for your vacation?
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Oui, oui. If I raise enough
cash the charity will pay for
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my hotel, aka Chez Nasty,
'cause you know those fit freaks
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are gonna be all hopped up on
endorphins and lookin' to bone.
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Sure, yeah. I'll help pay for
Chez Nasty. Send me the link.
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But only because I
love that money dance.
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♪ Gimme money,
mm Gimme money ♪
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- That's good.
- Hola, amigos!
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Hey, Spencer.
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- Tight outfit.
- Thanks very much.
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I mean, it's a little
embarrassing because, uh,
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well, the rainbow
motto was last weekend,
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and it's just a barefoot
10K through swampland,
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climbing ropes and
solving puzzles,
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but I'm doing the
zero waste thing,
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so I haven't washed these
puppies. I smell good.
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I bet you do.
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Yeah, There's definitely
a smell. 10K? Damn.
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- What is that? Like, 2 miles?
- Closer to 6.2 exactly.
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But I double back for
teammates, so who really knows?
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Yeah, no way to
keep track of that.
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Well, the chalk really
brings out the definition
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- in your quads, so...
- Thank you, Olivia.
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I mean, what about you?
What do you do, like,
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100 burpees before breakfast?
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Who's your trainer?
Michelangelo?
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Don't think you're allowed
to say that in an office.
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- He can.
- Later, Olive Oyl.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right. Well, this was
awesome. Thanks for stopping by.
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You gotta recycle your
knick-knacks, paddywhack.
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We've only got one Mother Earth.
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And where I come from,
every day is Mother's Day.
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We good?
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Oh... Yeah.
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- We good.
- Boom.
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Jesus. Dude.
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Yo, Dave!
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What's up, baby?
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Oh, you know, just living my
life a quarter mile at a time.
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Ha ha, my man! Speaking of,
there's a Tokyo Drift matinee
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Sunday at the Avalon. You in?
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Perfect. Pat's
working this weekend.
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- I'll grab us seats.
- Great.
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Get a real job, meter maid!
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Why don't you get a real
car, Uncle Phil? Huh?
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How you fit Carlton, Ashley
and Will in this motherfucker?
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Who you flexin' at, huh?
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Yeah, take your
ticket and go on.
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Pay more attention to the signs
in your community, jackass!
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Hey, Pataroni Pizza!
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Liz wants to see
us in her office.
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Great. One sec. Gotta
run. Boss wants to chat,
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but thanks for grabbing tickets.
Set for Sunday, friendo.
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Hey, I don't have friends.
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- I got family!
- I got family!
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First off, TGIF.
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TGIF! TGIF! Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
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- To you as well.
- I'm gonna get right to it.
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I spoke to corporate today and
they are relocating me to NYC
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to be the new SVP
of national HQ.
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- Congratulations! All right!
- I'm very happy for you.
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Thank you. But now I need
to name a replacement
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for head of sales.
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And I'm stuck between two
rock stars and a hard place.
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But I thought long
and hard about it.
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Pat...
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Spencer's getting the promotion.
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- What?
- Oh, Pat!
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Don't forget, you two have
client drinks tonight.
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Big ad buy on the table.
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I know I can count
on you, Spence.
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Uh, I'm sorry. Why
am I even here?
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Spencer, do you mind
giving us a second?
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No. Sure thing, Boss.
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I'm good. Thanks.
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Pat, I understand how
this could be difficult
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seeing how Spencer
used to report to you.
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But I want you to know
that you are a valuable...
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Uh, screw it. Uh, I cannot
stand working with you.
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- Oh.
- Whoo, that felt so good
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to get off my chest.
Yeah, Pat, I mean, gah,
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you are a mediocre
employee at best.
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You're generally going nowhere.
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And your career
path is like this.
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Do you understand what this is?
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Yeah. No, I get it. I think
I understand. Thank you.
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Yeah. No heart. No
commitment. All fuck-up.
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Hmm, I feel like you don't
need to tell me that.
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I wanted to fire you
today. I really did.
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But then I got promoted.
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And now you're
Spencer's problem. Ha!
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Look, Pat, if you want to keep
this job, here's some advice
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from a woman who
could not care less.
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Land this deal
tonight. Capiche?
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I capiche.
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Hmm. Oh, yeah. Get
it, yeah. Get it.
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Yeah, get it. Hmm. Oh, yeah.
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Pat!
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Hey, Patio Furniture. I
just wanna let you know
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that my promotion
doesn't change anything.
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You're still my brother, bro.
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Actually, it directly changes
everything between us.
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- You're my boss now.
- No, we're family.
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And every day is Thanksgiving.
I love you, Squanto.
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I'm not comfortable
with that nickname.
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Knew it was bad when
it left my lips.
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Let's just go in there
and lock this deal down.
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That's my guy. And it won't take
long because I just matched with
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the girl who wants
to meet at midnight.
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So don't wanna turn into a
pumpkin, Patajowea. Ah, ah.
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Thought I stumbled on to one.
All right, let's go sling some
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- ads like the old days, okay?
- Yeah.
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Remember, absolutely
nothing has changed.
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Hi! Spencer Duley, senior
manager of sales at Aardvark.
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Hey, Rita Green.
Green Built Energy.
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And this is my second in
command. Oh, hey, Pat Cassidy.
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There you are, buddy.
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Hi... Whoa. We got
ourselves a wet noodle here.
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No, thank you.
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- Sorry, sorry. I'm Pat.
- Hi.
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- Let's sit!
- Yeah, great.
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I'm not sorry that I am Pat. I'm
just sorry about the handshake.
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So that is Aardvark. It is a
peer-to-peer money lending app,
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but the money in your
account earns interest.
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And that's a whole
lot of cheddar.
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Child of the 90s.
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I'm just trying.
I'm just having fun.
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See all this prime ad
space? This could all say
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Green Built Energy.
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So are you ready to unleash
your money with Aardvark?
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Look, I like it, but I try
to focus our advertising on
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platforms that I have a personal
connection with, you know?
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Oh, Hondo P. Yeah, it's all
about personal connections.
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I mean, just the other
day I was with my squad
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doing a training run for
the Sweet Peach Marathon.
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What? I'm running
the Sweet Peach.
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What? Ah!
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What? Ah!
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- Pat, do you run?
- Nah, it's kind of boring.
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Yeah. You know, Pat's
more of an indoor cat.
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He's the perfect sidekick.
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The number one number
two of all time.
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I mean, if I have to do a
quick tempo run at lunch...
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I get it.
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I know that Pat is gonna
be holding down his desk
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going nowhere.
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Pat, you're going nowhere.
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- Yeah, I'm running the marathon.
- What?
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-Well, I thought... Sorry, didn't
you just say you don't run?
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I did say I don't run
previously, but I do run now
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because I just signed up for
the Sweet Peach Marathon.
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Well, that's amazing. Open
registration closed months ago.
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So you must be
running for charity!
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I am.
- Yeah.
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What charity?
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- Cancer.
- Cancer? Awesome!
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Which organization? Susan
G. Komen, Mediviver,
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- Breastfeet Forward?
- Breastfeet Forward.
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What? No way! Me
too! Look! Look!
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- Yeah, that's the one.
- Oh, I love breast cancer!
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I'm doing the prostate.
All good causes!
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Hell yeah! Oh!
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Pat, you gotta come on our
next team run. They are so fun.
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- Nah, I'm good.
- Oh, you gotta go!
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You gotta.
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- Yeah. I gotta go.
- Sick. Tomorrow morning.
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Forsythe Park, 6:00 AM.
Gotta beat the heat.
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Kill me, kill me, kill me...
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- Hey, there he is.
- Hey.
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Hi.
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Wow, nice outfit.
Very fluorescent.
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Thank you.
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You'll get there.
Okay, come on.
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Let's go meet the
rest of the team.
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Okay.
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Whoa! She really
loves running.
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Hey, Kiki. This is Pat.
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Oh, my gosh. New friend? It's
so nice to meet you, Pat.
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You're serving me gym
class chic right now.
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Oh, thanks. I was starting to
feel like maybe I dressed wrong.
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- Hey!
- Whoa. Hey.
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Harry Hays, man,
good to meet you.
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Yeah, you too.
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Yeah. Welcome. Whoa.
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- What is happening?
- So they are a couple.
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It's best to just give
them a little space.
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Anyway, I wanted to ask you,
how did you get into this great
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- sport of running, huh?
- Oh, you know...
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Oh! Running is a sport
together. Really.
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Running is for children and
people who can't hold their pee.
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You want a real sport?
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Try race walking. That's
a real sport right there.
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Heel, toe. Heel, toe, heel, toe.
242
00:13:01,967 --> 00:13:03,368
Your feet never
leave the ground.
243
00:13:03,369 --> 00:13:05,103
That's a real thrill!
All right, baby?
244
00:13:05,104 --> 00:13:09,774
Save it, Harry. No one
cares about your fake sport.
245
00:13:09,775 --> 00:13:12,277
Why should I learn
how to run slow?
246
00:13:12,278 --> 00:13:16,881
I already know how to run slow.
I want to learn how to run fast.
247
00:13:16,882 --> 00:13:19,951
Don is gonna be leading a blind
runner through the marathon.
248
00:13:19,952 --> 00:13:22,821
The proper nomenclature
is differently abled.
249
00:13:22,822 --> 00:13:24,856
Actually, I think blind is
okay. Or visually impaired.
250
00:13:24,857 --> 00:13:28,626
How would you know? You
sighted son of a bitch.
251
00:13:28,627 --> 00:13:30,295
I think it's just...
252
00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:32,430
Babe, you forget your password
again? It's all fives.
253
00:13:32,431 --> 00:13:35,266
No, I know my password. It's
just this Breastfeet Forward app
254
00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:37,702
is driving me crazy. My sister's
been trying to make a donation
255
00:13:37,703 --> 00:13:39,704
for the last hour. And
it keeps crashing on her.
256
00:13:39,705 --> 00:13:42,640
You know what? Maybe it's
time to unleash your Aardvark.
257
00:13:42,641 --> 00:13:43,908
What the fuck did you say to me?
258
00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,810
- No. Sorry.
- You wanna see my dick?
259
00:13:45,811 --> 00:13:47,278
What? No, I don't
know. It's Aardvark.
260
00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:49,180
It's the money transfer app
I work for. I could set up
261
00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:52,717
an account for our donations,
and since it earns interest,
262
00:13:52,718 --> 00:13:54,886
it's just a way to put all
our fundraising on autopilot.
263
00:13:54,887 --> 00:13:57,822
And that's a whole lot
of... It's more money.
264
00:13:57,823 --> 00:13:59,691
- Dick?
- No, it's just more money.
265
00:13:59,692 --> 00:14:01,926
Well, I love using
tech to get an edge.
266
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:04,229
Pat, I proudly
appoint you treasurer
267
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:07,999
of Team Breastfeet Forward.
Okay, let's get a move on.
268
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,834
- More responsibility.
- See you in a minute.
269
00:14:09,835 --> 00:14:12,137
- Congrats.
- Thank you.
270
00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:15,673
Baby, this dude
tried to see my aardvark.
271
00:14:15,674 --> 00:14:18,743
Hey, hold up. Hold,
hold. Let's move.
272
00:14:18,744 --> 00:14:21,280
- Coming through, meatball.
- Oh. Ouch.
273
00:14:23,515 --> 00:14:25,985
Shit.
274
00:14:27,286 --> 00:14:31,757
And away we go.
275
00:14:39,431 --> 00:14:41,300
Where am I?
276
00:14:42,368 --> 00:14:44,769
We're in the hospital.
You hit me with your car.
277
00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:47,105
And then you fainted.
278
00:14:47,106 --> 00:14:48,473
Ah.
279
00:14:48,474 --> 00:14:50,608
- Hello, Mr. Cassidy?
- Yeah, right here.
280
00:14:50,609 --> 00:14:54,078
I'm Mr. Cassidy.
281
00:14:54,079 --> 00:14:55,881
Uh, you...
282
00:14:58,384 --> 00:15:00,852
He probably has a concussion
or he's senile. We'll see.
283
00:15:00,853 --> 00:15:03,121
- Anyway, hi, Pat.
- Hi.
284
00:15:03,122 --> 00:15:05,723
- Hey, Rita.
- Hi, Julie. Sorry, Dr. Hall.
285
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:06,659
We missed you on the
run this morning.
286
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:07,226
We missed you on the
run this morning.
287
00:15:07,227 --> 00:15:09,694
- Julie's on our team, too.
- It's true. I was bummed when
288
00:15:09,695 --> 00:15:11,162
I had to cover this shift,
289
00:15:11,163 --> 00:15:13,598
but now I feel like
I didn't miss much.
290
00:15:13,599 --> 00:15:17,670
Glad I could help. Am I dying?
291
00:15:19,138 --> 00:15:20,171
Yes.
292
00:15:20,172 --> 00:15:22,607
Wait. Really?
293
00:15:22,608 --> 00:15:24,509
No, you're fine.
294
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:27,145
No, you're fine. You're fine.
295
00:15:27,146 --> 00:15:28,379
She got you so good!
296
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:31,282
Your testosterone is low.
Abdominal fat is high.
297
00:15:31,283 --> 00:15:32,750
Why'd they test for that?
298
00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:34,719
But no broken bones or internal
bleeding, so you can go.
299
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,054
- Great.
- Well, no, I'm sorry.
300
00:15:36,055 --> 00:15:38,089
I got hit by a car. It hurts.
301
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,925
Oh, I bet it hurts.
Cars are made of metal.
302
00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:42,727
- Right.
- Maybe next time you're running,
303
00:15:42,728 --> 00:15:44,762
try listening to your
headphones at a moderate level.
304
00:15:44,763 --> 00:15:46,497
- That's a real rookie move.
- Yeah.
305
00:15:46,498 --> 00:15:50,101
Oh, God. So it's my fault?
Um, well, okay. I'm sorry.
306
00:15:50,102 --> 00:15:52,637
Could I just... Could
I get some drugs maybe?
307
00:15:52,638 --> 00:15:54,272
Oh, I've got just the thing.
308
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:58,076
We're going to go with one
pair of real running shoes.
309
00:15:58,077 --> 00:16:00,578
- That's not what I meant.
- Multiple athletic shirts.
310
00:16:00,579 --> 00:16:01,813
That's not pills.
311
00:16:01,814 --> 00:16:04,515
- And modern shorts.
- You're confused.
312
00:16:04,516 --> 00:16:06,851
See you two at
the next team run.
313
00:16:06,852 --> 00:16:10,622
Okay. I'll just
leave with nothing.
314
00:16:12,825 --> 00:16:17,028
Dude, running sucks. I
ran one time. It sucked.
315
00:16:17,029 --> 00:16:19,797
Yeah, you're not wrong. At
least it's for a good cause.
316
00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:23,334
- What's the cause?
- Keeping my job.
317
00:16:23,335 --> 00:16:24,702
I meant what cancer?
318
00:16:24,703 --> 00:16:26,270
Isn't there only
one kind of cancer?
319
00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:28,873
And it just shows up in
different parts of your body?
320
00:16:28,874 --> 00:16:31,142
That sounds entirely
wrong. I'm not a scientist,
321
00:16:31,143 --> 00:16:34,012
but I'm sure the scientists
are just sharing notes.
322
00:16:34,013 --> 00:16:36,047
Yeah, like peer reviews and
shit, and it's all on one
323
00:16:36,048 --> 00:16:38,816
big health database. I
mean, it's gotta be illegal
324
00:16:38,817 --> 00:16:40,218
to not share cancer
notes, right?
325
00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:41,652
Mm-hmm. And if they
don't share it,
326
00:16:41,653 --> 00:16:43,054
they violating the hippo laws.
327
00:16:43,055 --> 00:16:44,155
Exactly.
328
00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:45,757
So this is all just
to impress a client?
329
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:49,927
Yep. And I gotta practice
almost every morning.
330
00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:52,030
- It's nice knowing you.
- What are you talking about?
331
00:16:52,031 --> 00:16:53,564
You still down for Tokyo
Drift in the morning?
332
00:16:53,565 --> 00:16:56,968
Shit! Stop it. You know I
don't even like running, man.
333
00:16:56,969 --> 00:16:58,436
I'm just doing it to
win this stupid account,
334
00:16:58,437 --> 00:17:00,405
and get Spencer off my ass.
And then we'll be right back
335
00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:04,509
to breakfast burritos
and B-movie matinees.
336
00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:07,712
- B movies?
- Oh, no, I...
337
00:17:07,713 --> 00:17:10,248
Look, I didn't mean
it like that, man.
338
00:17:10,249 --> 00:17:15,486
Patrick, have you been watching
Fast and Furious ironically?
339
00:17:15,487 --> 00:17:19,791
No, man. I mean, like, I think
they're good, but not like...
340
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,727
good-good.
341
00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:26,231
I don't even know who
you are anymore, dawg.
342
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:29,267
I think you should
probably leave.
343
00:17:29,268 --> 00:17:30,968
Dave, come on, man.
344
00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:32,937
I don't have friends.
345
00:17:32,938 --> 00:17:37,042
Right now, I don't either.
346
00:17:38,544 --> 00:17:41,580
- You wanna watch Fast Five?
- Yay! And eat pizza bagels?
347
00:17:42,381 --> 00:17:43,981
He said he was
fine when I left,
348
00:17:43,982 --> 00:17:46,651
but I've just never seen
Dave so upset, you know?
349
00:17:46,652 --> 00:17:47,919
Yeah, I know.
350
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,454
I wish I never joined
this stupid running team
351
00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:51,789
- in the first place.
- Totally.
352
00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:53,858
Maybe I should just quit
the team, quit my job
353
00:17:53,859 --> 00:17:58,529
- and do what I love.
- Hmm. I know.
354
00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:00,898
Like, you know, doing bath salts
355
00:18:00,899 --> 00:18:02,967
just to see what all
the fuss is about.
356
00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:04,836
Follow your bliss.
357
00:18:04,837 --> 00:18:06,070
- Pat.
- Huh?
358
00:18:06,071 --> 00:18:07,405
I'm trying to sort
some stuff out here.
359
00:18:07,406 --> 00:18:08,773
And I feel like you're
being completely distant.
360
00:18:08,774 --> 00:18:09,974
I mean, come on.
I need your help.
361
00:18:09,975 --> 00:18:11,342
What should I do?
362
00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:13,344
Well, I mean, it's not
like you have any hobbies
363
00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:16,280
or anything you're
really interested in,
364
00:18:16,281 --> 00:18:21,085
so I guess I'm just wondering,
like, what would you do?
365
00:18:21,086 --> 00:18:23,888
I have hobbies. I drive.
366
00:18:23,889 --> 00:18:25,389
- That's not a hobby.
- What does that even mean?
367
00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:26,924
We're adults. What
are your hobbies?
368
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:30,027
Book club, yoga, trading crypto.
369
00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:31,796
When did you join a book club?
370
00:18:31,797 --> 00:18:34,899
No one reads Infinite
Jest for fun, Pat.
371
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,100
Pat, why am I being yelled at?
372
00:18:36,101 --> 00:18:37,602
I'm the one who
got hit by a car.
373
00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:39,470
You got hit by a car?
374
00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:41,105
He's expected
to recover fully
375
00:18:41,106 --> 00:18:43,541
and should be able to help
police with information.
376
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:46,077
And which healthy habit
might be killing you?
377
00:18:46,078 --> 00:18:47,645
Tonight at 11:00.
378
00:19:15,207 --> 00:19:19,076
♪ You worked all day
Not a comfortable life ♪
379
00:19:19,077 --> 00:19:22,547
♪ Nine-to-five job
with no end in sight ♪
380
00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:26,450
♪ Hit the ground running
and don't back down ♪
381
00:19:26,451 --> 00:19:29,854
♪ Make a commitment
Turn it around ♪
382
00:19:29,855 --> 00:19:31,789
♪ You're the best ♪
383
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:33,691
♪ You're the bomb ♪
384
00:19:33,692 --> 00:19:38,163
♪ You're awesome Yeah, yeah ♪
385
00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:43,067
Rita, I gotta say, I think
you're going to just love the
386
00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:46,737
Aardvark interface. The
ads are finna to pop off.
387
00:19:46,738 --> 00:19:49,440
Thank you, Pat. But, you
know, I get pitched all week,
388
00:19:49,441 --> 00:19:52,076
so I kind of use these
runs to disconnect.
389
00:19:52,077 --> 00:19:55,179
- But I love the hustle, though.
- You got it.
390
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:58,183
Get your run on. You go, girl.
391
00:19:59,885 --> 00:20:02,520
- How you holdin' up, rook?
- I've been better.
392
00:20:02,521 --> 00:20:06,659
My feet are really achy. I'm
chafing pretty bad all over.
393
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,025
My feet are really achy. I'm
chafing pretty bad all over.
394
00:20:08,026 --> 00:20:10,027
- And my uh...
- Nipples hurt?
395
00:20:10,028 --> 00:20:12,931
Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. Why?
396
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,401
- Oh!
- Doing all right, hun?
397
00:20:17,402 --> 00:20:19,003
I'm gonna need to hit
the toilet up ahead.
398
00:20:19,004 --> 00:20:20,871
Alas, the park
bathroom is closed.
399
00:20:20,872 --> 00:20:22,073
What?
400
00:20:22,074 --> 00:20:23,841
Drifters were
cranking it in there.
401
00:20:23,842 --> 00:20:26,677
Okay, I guess it's
the woods for me then.
402
00:20:26,678 --> 00:20:29,447
Wipe with a sock, okay? Dry
leaves are not your friend.
403
00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:32,049
No, these socks, they're
state of the art.
404
00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:33,718
- Good luck.
- Oh God...
405
00:20:39,391 --> 00:20:42,627
Hey, you're gettin' it.
Yeah, kid. That's it.
406
00:20:42,628 --> 00:20:46,164
Now, you're race walking.
Huh? Heel, toe, heel, toe.
407
00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:49,134
Okay. I'm done.
408
00:20:50,535 --> 00:20:53,037
I tell you, this thing
gets so deep in the hip,
409
00:20:53,038 --> 00:20:56,474
you want to at least
propose to it. You know?
410
00:21:00,579 --> 00:21:02,713
How was the rest of your
run, rook? How're feelin'?
411
00:21:02,714 --> 00:21:05,049
Everything hurts.
412
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:08,953
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
413
00:21:08,954 --> 00:21:10,955
- What?
- What? The high beam?
414
00:21:10,956 --> 00:21:13,090
Those are some
angry, angry nipples.
415
00:21:13,091 --> 00:21:14,425
Is that normal?
416
00:21:14,426 --> 00:21:16,060
All the blood went to
your nipples. It's crazy.
417
00:21:16,061 --> 00:21:17,295
I can't stop looking.
418
00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,263
They really hurt. I
can't keep my shirt on.
419
00:21:19,264 --> 00:21:23,702
Ah, the wind kind of
hurts, too. Ah, yeah. Oh.
420
00:21:27,205 --> 00:21:30,508
Will you look at this
Navy SEAL shit right here.
421
00:21:30,509 --> 00:21:32,644
Oh, fuck me.
422
00:21:34,946 --> 00:21:37,315
Rita, Pat in the Hat!
What are the chances?
423
00:21:37,316 --> 00:21:39,850
You seal the deal yet, buddy?
Just kidding. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
424
00:21:39,851 --> 00:21:41,786
What are you doing
here? You animal!
425
00:21:41,787 --> 00:21:44,555
Just training for the marathon
the only way we know how...
426
00:21:44,556 --> 00:21:46,157
By doing a triathlon.
427
00:21:46,158 --> 00:21:48,526
Whoa! Is
that Nitro Venom?
428
00:21:48,527 --> 00:21:52,263
Didn't some Olympians
get banned for that?
429
00:21:52,264 --> 00:21:55,833
Nah. Well, yeah,
but, you know,
430
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:58,269
the FDA says they're gonna
approve the new recipe.
431
00:21:58,270 --> 00:22:01,272
Oh, my God! Patmandu,
are you okay?
432
00:22:01,273 --> 00:22:05,776
Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks, Spencer.
Enjoy your run, bike, swim.
433
00:22:05,777 --> 00:22:09,280
Hey, I was just thinking during
my 2.4 miles in the water,
434
00:22:09,281 --> 00:22:12,049
we should put a friendly
wager on the marathon.
435
00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:14,785
Loser pays $100 to
the winner's charity.
436
00:22:14,786 --> 00:22:16,921
No, I'm good. I think I
know who'd win that bet.
437
00:22:16,922 --> 00:22:19,724
Oh, come on, Pat.
It's all for charity.
438
00:22:19,725 --> 00:22:21,659
Sure. A hundred
bucks? Why not?
439
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:23,627
I'd probably blow that money
on student loans anyway.
440
00:22:23,628 --> 00:22:27,031
Terrific. Oh, you were
touching that. You know what?
441
00:22:27,032 --> 00:22:28,632
Let's do a verbal handshake.
442
00:22:28,633 --> 00:22:31,702
Those jelly donuts could use
some ointment glaze A-S-A-Pat.
443
00:22:31,703 --> 00:22:34,473
- To the bikes!
- Later!
444
00:22:35,874 --> 00:22:39,043
Okay, so who was that monster?
445
00:22:39,044 --> 00:22:41,479
That's my boss.
446
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,547
He used the word "ointment"
like it's no big deal.
447
00:22:43,548 --> 00:22:45,983
I don't even write the word
when it's medically necessary.
448
00:22:45,984 --> 00:22:48,252
I-I hate him.
449
00:22:48,253 --> 00:22:49,653
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
450
00:22:49,654 --> 00:22:51,655
Yeah. Yeah, and he's
ugly, too, right?
451
00:22:51,656 --> 00:22:54,493
He's got the body of,
like, a weasel or a mink.
452
00:22:55,994 --> 00:22:58,229
All right, lobster
nips, my old track coach
453
00:22:58,230 --> 00:23:01,232
owns a running store. Time
to get you some proper gear.
454
00:23:01,233 --> 00:23:03,434
Great. He's gonna
help me with these?
455
00:23:03,435 --> 00:23:06,103
Uh, wait, running
gear? I've got...
456
00:23:06,104 --> 00:23:07,838
I'm gonna come. I'm coming.
457
00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:09,173
Oh, hey, Google.
458
00:23:09,174 --> 00:23:11,109
Put two-ply running socks
on my shopping list.
459
00:23:15,647 --> 00:23:18,183
Fresh rubber? Oh, heaven.
460
00:23:19,885 --> 00:23:22,787
Whoa. It smells
like shit in here.
461
00:23:22,788 --> 00:23:24,823
Coach B!
462
00:23:26,191 --> 00:23:29,894
Julie Hall. My goodness.
463
00:23:29,895 --> 00:23:31,095
It's been a lifetime.
464
00:23:31,096 --> 00:23:33,197
Bring it in. Bring
it in. Bring it in.
465
00:23:33,198 --> 00:23:36,000
- Ah, ah, there we go!
- Watch it, watch it!
466
00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:37,301
- Bring it!
- Tying it up!
467
00:23:37,302 --> 00:23:39,671
And he's still got it!
468
00:23:40,705 --> 00:23:42,273
- Are you still running?
- I'm still running.
469
00:23:42,274 --> 00:23:43,407
Yeah! I got the Sweet
Peach coming up.
470
00:23:43,408 --> 00:23:44,909
How about you? How's the knee?
471
00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:47,311
Oh, I'm chugging along. I
got this one replaced in July
472
00:23:47,312 --> 00:23:50,681
like you was after me to do.
And then this one in June.
473
00:23:50,682 --> 00:23:53,250
- And both hips as well.
- No kidding?
474
00:23:53,251 --> 00:23:54,952
Yeah, running's a
hell of a sport.
475
00:23:54,953 --> 00:23:56,487
Jesus Christ.
476
00:23:56,488 --> 00:23:59,256
And who is this blaspheming
little hush puppy?
477
00:23:59,257 --> 00:24:04,695
This is my teammate, Pat.
And he's in need of, well...
478
00:24:04,696 --> 00:24:07,598
- Everything.
- Except metal in my body.
479
00:24:07,599 --> 00:24:09,500
Sorry. No offense.
I love your legs.
480
00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:11,769
No offense taken. Come on,
Pat. Let's get you on the rack.
481
00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:12,803
Come on.
482
00:24:17,309 --> 00:24:20,344
These feel good? I don't know.
483
00:24:20,345 --> 00:24:21,979
What are they
supposed to feel like?
484
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:23,280
The running part still sucks.
485
00:24:26,017 --> 00:24:30,521
You obviously pronate, buddy.
And that is a neutral shoe.
486
00:24:30,522 --> 00:24:32,256
You are begging
for shin splints.
487
00:24:32,257 --> 00:24:35,059
Aiden was the finest high
school athlete in the lower 48.
488
00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:37,828
The LeBron James of
distance running.
489
00:24:37,829 --> 00:24:40,965
Til the damn hip pointer
derailed his career,
490
00:24:40,966 --> 00:24:43,601
but he's healed up now. He's
gonna reclaim his throne.
491
00:24:43,602 --> 00:24:47,538
Aiden, fetch me the A6 gel
kind in a six and a half.
492
00:24:47,539 --> 00:24:48,706
I'm a 10.
493
00:24:48,707 --> 00:24:52,209
Sorry. Lost all my
rods and cones running.
494
00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:54,311
You got potential.
495
00:24:54,312 --> 00:24:56,981
Yeah. You gotta stop
rear foot running
496
00:24:56,982 --> 00:25:00,217
and waving your arms around
like a flipping orangutan.
497
00:25:00,218 --> 00:25:04,255
Listen, land on your midsole
498
00:25:04,256 --> 00:25:06,423
and hinge your body forward
499
00:25:06,424 --> 00:25:06,660
like you're a private dancer.
500
00:25:06,661 --> 00:25:08,959
Like you're a private dancer.
501
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,195
Dancer for money.
502
00:25:11,196 --> 00:25:15,165
♪ Do what I want you to do ♪
503
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:17,335
It's getting a little intimate.
504
00:25:17,736 --> 00:25:19,970
Try not to hurt yourself
out there, El Garooge.
505
00:25:22,374 --> 00:25:23,841
All right. You don't
need to be such a dick.
506
00:25:23,842 --> 00:25:26,577
I'm just trying to buy a pair
of running shoes from you.
507
00:25:26,578 --> 00:25:27,912
Whoa! $180?
508
00:25:27,913 --> 00:25:30,382
Better to hurt your
bankroll than your body.
509
00:25:30,715 --> 00:25:32,416
I once saw a man
break both his ankles
510
00:25:32,417 --> 00:25:35,920
'cause he was wearing the wrong
trainers. That man was me.
511
00:25:35,921 --> 00:25:39,723
1986, Boston Marathon, mile one.
512
00:25:39,724 --> 00:25:41,725
I still finished.
513
00:25:41,726 --> 00:25:44,628
Oh, I love those shoes.
I wish I pronated.
514
00:25:44,629 --> 00:25:47,631
Coach, do you sell pocket saws
in case I fall down a crevasse
515
00:25:47,632 --> 00:25:49,199
and have to, you know, like...
516
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,974
Aisle six.
517
00:26:02,981 --> 00:26:05,483
No, still sore.
518
00:26:23,435 --> 00:26:25,903
- Hi, friend! Happy Monday.
- Yeah.
519
00:26:25,904 --> 00:26:27,972
- How'd it go this morning?
- Oh, good. I've been loving it.
520
00:26:27,973 --> 00:26:30,007
It's been going really
good. I love running.
521
00:26:30,008 --> 00:26:31,408
Baloney. I talked to Rita
522
00:26:31,409 --> 00:26:32,943
and she mentioned you
weren't on the team run.
523
00:26:32,944 --> 00:26:34,745
What's up with that?
524
00:26:34,746 --> 00:26:37,181
Look, Spencer, I'm
sorry, man. It's a lot.
525
00:26:37,182 --> 00:26:40,284
Every morning running, like,
I don't know if it's really...
526
00:26:40,285 --> 00:26:43,153
Pat, the Green Built
deal is a major deal
527
00:26:43,154 --> 00:26:44,855
and you're an
ambassador for Aardvark,
528
00:26:44,856 --> 00:26:47,524
so when you blow off Rita,
you blow off the deal.
529
00:26:47,525 --> 00:26:49,526
And then you blow
me off by proxy.
530
00:26:49,527 --> 00:26:52,429
And I don't get blown off.
531
00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:55,399
- I do the blowing.
- Basement flooded.
532
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,968
And when I blow,
things get messy.
533
00:27:01,272 --> 00:27:02,640
Well, this deal's
my top priority
534
00:27:02,641 --> 00:27:03,874
and I'll be there bright
and early tomorrow.
535
00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:06,543
No, there's a special
run this evening.
536
00:27:06,544 --> 00:27:09,747
Another run today? Great.
Okay, fine. I'll be there.
537
00:27:09,748 --> 00:27:12,282
All right. That's my guy.
Remember, it's all about
538
00:27:12,283 --> 00:27:15,052
personal connections,
Pat Thai with chicken.
539
00:27:15,053 --> 00:27:17,054
- Okay. Get in here.
- Oh, no!
540
00:27:17,055 --> 00:27:19,156
- Get in here!
- Oh, no.
541
00:27:19,157 --> 00:27:21,793
- Excuse me.
- Ho!
542
00:27:22,694 --> 00:27:24,461
How was that? Did you love it?
543
00:27:24,462 --> 00:27:27,831
- Tell me everything.
- I can't talk about it.
544
00:27:39,577 --> 00:27:43,580
Oh, look who decided to
finally dress the part.
545
00:27:43,581 --> 00:27:47,351
Hey, lookin' good, Pat!
546
00:27:47,352 --> 00:27:48,419
Yeah, thanks. I feel
like these things
547
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:49,787
don't really do that much.
548
00:27:49,788 --> 00:27:51,922
- It's a lot of thigh.
- Yeah. Thank you.
549
00:27:51,923 --> 00:27:53,724
Look, I'm so sorry about
missing practice this morning.
550
00:27:53,725 --> 00:27:55,426
I don't know what
happened. I just...
551
00:27:55,427 --> 00:27:57,795
Relax, rook. We just
figured you took an off day.
552
00:27:57,796 --> 00:27:59,229
Yeah, it's no biggie.
I mean, we're all here
553
00:27:59,230 --> 00:28:01,298
because we wanna be here. And
if you want to be here too,
554
00:28:01,299 --> 00:28:03,033
- that's great.
- Bueno.
555
00:28:03,034 --> 00:28:05,969
Oh, great. Awesome.
556
00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:08,172
- What's with the beers?
- Lane one coming through!
557
00:28:08,173 --> 00:28:10,074
Whoa! Jesus.
558
00:28:10,075 --> 00:28:11,775
It's beer mile, baby.
559
00:28:11,776 --> 00:28:13,544
Whoo!
560
00:28:13,545 --> 00:28:15,846
Uh, okay. What's beer mile?
561
00:28:15,847 --> 00:28:19,016
Oh, it's a team tradition. Not
really helpful for training,
562
00:28:19,017 --> 00:28:21,819
and you'll probably throw
up, but it's really fun.
563
00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:23,654
Oh, great. Well, that
shouldn't be a problem.
564
00:28:23,655 --> 00:28:25,556
My gag reflex was
legendary in college.
565
00:28:25,557 --> 00:28:27,257
I was really good at the...
566
00:28:27,258 --> 00:28:30,127
Oh, what's that thing called?
You know, you take two hands,
567
00:28:30,128 --> 00:28:32,129
and it's a big tube, and
you put it in your mouth
568
00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:35,566
when you're like.
569
00:28:35,567 --> 00:28:38,535
You know, you make that
noise just like,.
570
00:28:38,536 --> 00:28:40,304
It's the oh, beer bong.
571
00:28:40,305 --> 00:28:42,506
- Oh.
- No, I've never done that.
572
00:28:42,507 --> 00:28:44,508
It looks more like a dick to me.
573
00:28:44,509 --> 00:28:46,543
Um, so anyway, how do you play?
574
00:28:46,544 --> 00:28:49,580
Well, you drink a beer,
then you run a lap.
575
00:28:49,581 --> 00:28:52,382
And you do that four
times. Beer mile.
576
00:28:52,383 --> 00:28:54,651
But if you puke or if
you spill your beer,
577
00:28:54,652 --> 00:28:57,087
- you gotta take a penalty lap.
- Mm-hmm. And Rita will puke.
578
00:28:57,088 --> 00:29:00,190
Oh, one hundred percent, but
I freakin' love this night!
579
00:29:00,191 --> 00:29:02,494
- Huh? Whoo!
- Let's go!
580
00:29:05,030 --> 00:29:09,033
Hey, so word to the
wise, just pace yourself.
581
00:29:09,034 --> 00:29:11,569
Look, I may be a novice runner,
but I'm a veteran drinker.
582
00:29:11,570 --> 00:29:14,004
Oh, nice, bruh.
583
00:29:14,005 --> 00:29:14,972
Harry, let's do this.
584
00:29:14,973 --> 00:29:18,843
All right, milers.
Take your marks.
585
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:23,080
Get set, and while you
beer heathens are running,
586
00:29:23,081 --> 00:29:26,750
I'm gonna have myself a nice
smoky glass of white zinfandel
587
00:29:26,751 --> 00:29:29,053
from the Meadowlands
of New Jersey.
588
00:29:29,054 --> 00:29:30,654
Start the damn race, Harry!
589
00:29:30,655 --> 00:29:33,023
Go!
590
00:29:33,024 --> 00:29:35,627
Asshole!
591
00:29:43,135 --> 00:29:44,635
Get 'em, baby!
592
00:29:44,636 --> 00:29:46,470
This is the worst thing
I've ever done in my life.
593
00:29:48,607 --> 00:29:51,009
Fifty-six seconds!
Damn, Donny!
594
00:29:51,610 --> 00:29:53,511
How's
it feeling, rook?
595
00:29:53,512 --> 00:29:54,979
Ugh, awful.
596
00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:57,014
I think there's
beer in my lungs.
597
00:29:57,015 --> 00:29:58,849
Mm, it'll get worse.
598
00:29:58,850 --> 00:29:59,650
Body Check!
599
00:29:59,651 --> 00:30:03,054
♪ Take on me ♪
600
00:30:03,955 --> 00:30:05,222
♪ Take on me ♪
601
00:30:05,223 --> 00:30:09,994
♪ Take me on ♪
602
00:30:09,995 --> 00:30:12,263
I love this team!
603
00:30:12,264 --> 00:30:13,964
Jesus, Kiki.
604
00:30:13,965 --> 00:30:16,133
- Running's a contact sport.
- No, it's not
605
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:29,146
Sweet Jesus Donny, you wanna
pay somebody for a beer mile?
606
00:30:30,448 --> 00:30:32,083
Oopsie.
607
00:30:34,186 --> 00:30:35,653
Are you okay?
608
00:30:35,654 --> 00:30:37,689
Worry about yourself, noob.
609
00:30:38,089 --> 00:30:42,126
Go, Donny! Go, Donny! 4:24!
You set the world record!
610
00:30:42,127 --> 00:30:44,862
Yeah, I did. But keep
it off social media.
611
00:30:44,863 --> 00:30:46,497
I wanna be known for my poetry.
612
00:30:46,498 --> 00:30:48,566
♪ Take on me ♪
613
00:30:48,567 --> 00:30:49,833
Penalty lap! Penalty lap!
He spilled some beer!
614
00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:51,602
Tell him he has to do a
penalty lap, I saw it!
615
00:30:51,603 --> 00:30:52,503
Oh, come on!
616
00:30:52,504 --> 00:30:54,305
Those are the rules.
617
00:30:54,306 --> 00:30:55,873
There was like
none left in there.
618
00:30:55,874 --> 00:30:58,242
Catch me if you can, Tom Petty!
619
00:30:58,243 --> 00:30:59,143
Whoo!
620
00:30:59,144 --> 00:31:00,645
Go Kiki, push!
621
00:31:02,314 --> 00:31:04,148
Go Kik... Yeah!!!
622
00:31:06,985 --> 00:31:09,120
Victory!
623
00:31:09,521 --> 00:31:11,281
Really a good race. Pat,
way to push through.
624
00:31:14,426 --> 00:31:16,328
Penalty lap, penalty beer.
625
00:31:16,661 --> 00:31:19,730
Go. You got this. Oh.
626
00:31:19,731 --> 00:31:24,902
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat!
627
00:31:24,903 --> 00:31:27,404
Whoa. Uh-oh.
628
00:31:27,405 --> 00:31:31,141
Keep it down, big
boy. Man up, baby.
629
00:31:39,818 --> 00:31:42,119
That's not good.
That's not good.
630
00:31:48,927 --> 00:31:52,763
Um, you're good.
No penalty lap.
631
00:31:52,764 --> 00:31:54,899
Yeah, you're good.
632
00:31:58,203 --> 00:32:00,504
Man up. Man up.
633
00:32:02,274 --> 00:32:04,742
Okay. Okay.
634
00:32:04,743 --> 00:32:07,911
Pat, Pat, Pat.
635
00:32:15,553 --> 00:32:16,887
Hey, thanks again for the ride.
636
00:32:16,888 --> 00:32:18,722
Well, that's the upside
of puking immediately.
637
00:32:18,723 --> 00:32:20,891
I'm sober enough to
drive my friends home.
638
00:32:20,892 --> 00:32:21,892
What up?
639
00:32:21,893 --> 00:32:23,427
Yeah, outside of
all the vomiting.
640
00:32:23,428 --> 00:32:24,828
I had a lot of fun tonight.
641
00:32:24,829 --> 00:32:27,999
Yeah, runners are masochists.
Welcome to the club.
642
00:32:29,434 --> 00:32:32,303
Thanks. Um, see y'all tomorrow?
643
00:32:32,304 --> 00:32:33,904
- Hell, yeah.
- Absolutely.
644
00:32:33,905 --> 00:32:35,539
- Awesome. Goodnight.
- Goodnight!
645
00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:38,442
- Bye, Pat!
- Later!
646
00:32:38,443 --> 00:32:39,944
Drive safe.
647
00:32:44,282 --> 00:32:45,516
Oh!
648
00:32:45,517 --> 00:32:47,051
Oh, Rita!
649
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:49,988
I'm sorry. It's the stickers.
I swear I'm not drunk.
650
00:32:51,089 --> 00:32:53,024
Sorry! I just have
to get them home.
651
00:32:59,197 --> 00:33:03,000
Yes!
652
00:33:03,001 --> 00:33:05,469
Yes!
653
00:33:05,470 --> 00:33:07,171
Hey, babe. What you makin'?
654
00:33:07,172 --> 00:33:09,973
Pat!
655
00:33:09,974 --> 00:33:10,841
Spencer?
656
00:33:10,842 --> 00:33:12,042
You two know each other?
657
00:33:12,043 --> 00:33:13,911
- He's my boss.
- He's my best friend.
658
00:33:13,912 --> 00:33:15,045
Shit.
659
00:33:15,046 --> 00:33:17,047
Wait. Were you going
down on her from behind?
660
00:33:17,048 --> 00:33:19,650
- Look, I know she's your sister.
- Sister?
661
00:33:19,651 --> 00:33:22,019
- She's my girlfriend!
- Girlfriend?
662
00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:25,689
But you guys look so much alike.
663
00:33:25,690 --> 00:33:28,125
- What?
- And you have the same name.
664
00:33:28,126 --> 00:33:30,527
Why would parents give
their kids the same name?
665
00:33:30,528 --> 00:33:33,664
- My sister's name is Spencer.
- Wait, your sister's name is...
666
00:33:33,665 --> 00:33:35,099
How long has this been going on?
667
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,568
I don't know. Since
I joined book club.
668
00:33:37,569 --> 00:33:38,769
Oh, just like five minutes.
669
00:33:38,770 --> 00:33:40,304
I knew book club was bullshit.
670
00:33:40,305 --> 00:33:43,040
Wait, five minutes in and you're
already going down on her butt?
671
00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:46,643
- Well, she ate my butt first.
- Oh, my God. Don't tell me that!
672
00:33:46,644 --> 00:33:47,811
You know, I should go.
673
00:33:47,812 --> 00:33:49,646
Yeah. I think
that's a good idea.
674
00:33:49,647 --> 00:33:51,715
To the little boys room.
675
00:33:51,716 --> 00:33:52,983
Okay, man.
676
00:33:52,984 --> 00:33:55,419
Yeah, I can't risk
getting another UTI.
677
00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:57,354
Right? Once you get one of those
678
00:33:57,355 --> 00:34:01,725
you keep getting them
over and over, so uh,
679
00:34:01,726 --> 00:34:02,659
where is it?
680
00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:03,627
Where is it?
681
00:34:03,628 --> 00:34:06,965
- Down the hall to the right.
- I see it.
682
00:34:10,435 --> 00:34:12,770
Pat, I was gonna tell you.
683
00:34:15,106 --> 00:34:16,640
I didn't know he was your boss!
684
00:34:16,641 --> 00:34:19,143
No, no, no! It's my leg!
685
00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:22,246
- Oh my God, what is that?
- I don't know!
686
00:34:22,247 --> 00:34:25,716
Why
are you hitting me?
687
00:34:25,717 --> 00:34:27,551
I don't know! I'm
trying to kill it!
688
00:34:27,552 --> 00:34:30,788
It is me!
689
00:34:30,789 --> 00:34:33,857
Pat, don't do it! Don't
do it! Don't do it!
690
00:34:33,858 --> 00:34:36,093
Don't resort to violence, man!
691
00:34:36,094 --> 00:34:38,796
Get off me. It's my leg.
692
00:34:38,797 --> 00:34:40,831
Muscle spasm.
You're dehydrated.
693
00:34:40,832 --> 00:34:42,533
Sister Pat, water!
694
00:34:42,534 --> 00:34:44,401
Not his sister!
695
00:34:44,402 --> 00:34:46,236
Okay. Here we go.
696
00:34:47,939 --> 00:34:49,740
Okay. I'm gonna stretch
you out a little bit.
697
00:34:49,741 --> 00:34:50,874
Whoa.
698
00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,075
This could hurt a bit.
699
00:34:52,076 --> 00:34:53,544
Why does your dick
look like that?
700
00:34:53,545 --> 00:34:56,413
Deep breath in. Ready?
701
00:35:07,258 --> 00:35:09,059
- Are you okay?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
702
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:11,762
All right. Let me just
say this one thing.
703
00:35:11,763 --> 00:35:14,231
I-I should have just
broken up with you
704
00:35:14,232 --> 00:35:15,999
and not put you
through all that.
705
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,102
- I'm so, so sorry, Pat.
- Pat.
706
00:35:19,103 --> 00:35:22,973
Pat, let me finish. I think that
at some point you just stopped
707
00:35:22,974 --> 00:35:27,277
working at our relationship.
And I did, too.
708
00:35:27,278 --> 00:35:29,680
So what, are you, like, in a
relationship with Spencer now?
709
00:35:29,681 --> 00:35:33,984
No. No, honestly, I don't
wanna date anyone right now.
710
00:35:33,985 --> 00:35:38,021
And I had no idea
he was your boss.
711
00:35:38,022 --> 00:35:41,625
I mean, the way you spoke about
him, I always pictured him
712
00:35:41,626 --> 00:35:47,064
much less defined, physically.
713
00:35:47,065 --> 00:35:50,200
Please stop. That's
fine. That's enough.
714
00:35:50,201 --> 00:35:52,035
Look, you don't
have to move out.
715
00:35:52,036 --> 00:35:54,671
Of course not. I mean, you're
not even on the lease, so...
716
00:35:54,672 --> 00:35:56,340
- Right?
- Right.
717
00:35:56,341 --> 00:35:59,576
But you can take as much time
as you need to find a new place.
718
00:35:59,577 --> 00:36:01,578
Thanks.
719
00:36:01,579 --> 00:36:03,981
And that's fine.
You can have the...
720
00:36:03,982 --> 00:36:08,285
Bedroom? Yeah, it's my
bedroom. So.. But thank you.
721
00:36:08,286 --> 00:36:11,154
- Yeah. So you can have it.
- Yeah.
722
00:36:11,155 --> 00:36:15,592
- And I'll take this couch.
- Right. Couch.
723
00:36:15,593 --> 00:36:16,961
Thank you.
724
00:36:18,496 --> 00:36:20,098
Thank you.
725
00:36:21,332 --> 00:36:23,201
Thank you?
726
00:36:26,604 --> 00:36:28,272
What are you still doing here?
727
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,774
Ubers are surge
pricing right now.
728
00:36:30,775 --> 00:36:32,343
Go!
729
00:37:11,349 --> 00:37:14,284
♪ Go on and take it
off Take it off ♪
730
00:37:14,285 --> 00:37:17,721
♪ You gotta shake it
off, baby for me ♪
731
00:37:17,722 --> 00:37:20,724
♪ Take it off Take it off ♪
732
00:37:20,725 --> 00:37:23,627
♪ Take it off, baby, for me ♪
733
00:37:23,628 --> 00:37:26,496
Hey! Mornin' Doc.
734
00:37:26,497 --> 00:37:29,967
- Whoa, someone's feeling great.
- Actually, I feel terrible.
735
00:37:29,968 --> 00:37:31,602
Walked in on my boss
going Cookie Monster
736
00:37:31,603 --> 00:37:33,904
- on my girlfriend's privates.
- Jesus, that's vivid.
737
00:37:33,905 --> 00:37:36,173
I know. I was there.
It was insane.
738
00:37:36,174 --> 00:37:38,542
And then he teabagged me in
my kitchen against my will.
739
00:37:38,543 --> 00:37:41,979
- I don't need any more details.
- Sorry. I'm a little loopy.
740
00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:43,847
Couldn't sleep last night,
but for some reason felt
741
00:37:43,848 --> 00:37:45,215
compelled to run...
742
00:37:45,216 --> 00:37:47,084
which sounds strange
coming out of my mouth,
743
00:37:47,085 --> 00:37:48,919
- but it's been...
- Surprisingly cathartic?
744
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,088
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
745
00:37:51,089 --> 00:37:53,323
I just had to get
out of that house.
746
00:37:53,324 --> 00:37:55,359
Spencer...
747
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,994
And now he's going to
beat me in this race
748
00:37:56,995 --> 00:37:58,462
- I have no business being in.
- Is he, though?
749
00:37:58,463 --> 00:38:01,465
Yeah. You've seen him, right?
He's like a prototype athlete.
750
00:38:01,466 --> 00:38:05,502
He looks like a fitness model.
He does novelty runs with mud
751
00:38:05,503 --> 00:38:08,271
and chalk and glitter bombs.
That's not real running.
752
00:38:08,272 --> 00:38:10,040
Have you seen a
pro-distance runner?
753
00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:13,110
- I don't think so.
- Yeah. They're repulsive.
754
00:38:13,111 --> 00:38:14,811
Like meth addicts
in booty shorts.
755
00:38:14,812 --> 00:38:16,480
Okay. Okay. What
are you saying then?
756
00:38:16,481 --> 00:38:20,484
I'm saying I've seen guys like
Spencer show up thinking they're
757
00:38:20,485 --> 00:38:23,420
the cock of the walk, only to
truffle shuffle across the line
758
00:38:23,421 --> 00:38:27,458
six hours later. I'm
saying you can beat him.
759
00:38:30,111 --> 00:38:31,278
♪ Whoo! Y'all gonna
make me lose my mind ♪
760
00:38:31,279 --> 00:38:33,313
♪ Up in here Up in here ♪
761
00:38:33,314 --> 00:38:35,749
♪ Y'all gonna make
me go all out ♪
762
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:38,118
♪ Up in here Up in here ♪
763
00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:40,354
♪ Y'all gonna make
me act a fool ♪
764
00:38:40,355 --> 00:38:42,890
♪ Up in here Up in here ♪
765
00:38:42,891 --> 00:38:45,092
♪ Y'all gonna make
me lose my cool ♪
766
00:38:45,093 --> 00:38:47,828
♪ Up in here Up in here ♪
767
00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:49,997
♪ One, two Meet me outside ♪
768
00:38:49,998 --> 00:38:52,266
♪ Get me outside
Get me outside ♪
769
00:38:52,267 --> 00:38:54,502
♪ Rough Riders
Meet me outside ♪
770
00:38:55,737 --> 00:38:58,105
Oh, hey Pat Burger,
I am so sorry.
771
00:38:58,106 --> 00:39:01,275
Yeah, you're sorry
about your ugly dick
772
00:39:01,276 --> 00:39:03,777
that's covered in freckles
773
00:39:03,778 --> 00:39:07,147
that I saw in my house.
774
00:39:07,148 --> 00:39:09,783
Pat, are you drunk?
You don't smell drunk.
775
00:39:09,784 --> 00:39:13,153
But maybe it's one of those ass
vodka tampons. Those are fun.
776
00:39:13,154 --> 00:39:14,988
Pat, maybe we should
talk in private?
777
00:39:14,989 --> 00:39:16,623
You know, I had a pretty
good run this morning.
778
00:39:16,624 --> 00:39:18,325
So I got to thinkin'.
779
00:39:18,326 --> 00:39:20,461
Why don't we up the stakes
of our marathon bet?
780
00:39:20,462 --> 00:39:22,696
If you win, your charity
gets the money I raised.
781
00:39:22,697 --> 00:39:26,099
And if I win, my charity
gets the money you raised.
782
00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:27,468
It's all going to a
good cause, right?
783
00:39:27,469 --> 00:39:30,204
Well, if that good cause
is called prostate cancer
784
00:39:30,205 --> 00:39:33,307
because I mean, there's
no way you can beat me.
785
00:39:33,308 --> 00:39:35,676
It's not really even a bet.
It's just a future fact.
786
00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:38,412
Well, here's another fact.
You're not my friend.
787
00:39:38,413 --> 00:39:42,483
You're saved in my phone
as "Spencer hyphen work".
788
00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:52,427
Okay. If we're not friends,
then we're enemies.
789
00:39:53,928 --> 00:39:56,063
I'll take that bet.
790
00:39:56,064 --> 00:39:57,331
Aardvark the money
over to Olivia,
791
00:39:57,332 --> 00:39:58,565
and she'll hold it in escrow
792
00:39:58,566 --> 00:40:00,634
until the winner
crosses the finish line.
793
00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:02,402
Fine.
794
00:40:02,403 --> 00:40:03,737
Oh, I don't... I don't
really wanna... no.
795
00:40:03,738 --> 00:40:07,875
- Sent.
- Holy shit! $100,000!
796
00:40:07,876 --> 00:40:09,276
You raised $100,000?
797
00:40:09,277 --> 00:40:12,546
Yeah. My LinkedIn
network runs deep.
798
00:40:12,547 --> 00:40:15,249
So what do you say,
my young Patawan?
799
00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:17,084
We can take off some of the heat
800
00:40:17,085 --> 00:40:20,153
if you can't hang
in this kitchen.
801
00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:23,524
You can beat him.
802
00:40:23,525 --> 00:40:26,727
There's a butler's pantry.
It's just salads, cold soups,
803
00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:28,795
amuse-bouche.
804
00:40:28,796 --> 00:40:31,698
No, I can hang in this kitchen
805
00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:35,202
because I also raised
that much money, too.
806
00:40:35,203 --> 00:40:37,170
Besides it's all going
to defeat cancer,
807
00:40:37,171 --> 00:40:40,041
so what's the difference?
808
00:40:41,943 --> 00:40:45,078
- Sent.
- Got it.
809
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:49,750
$200,000 in my possession.
It just feel right.
810
00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:52,120
May the best runner win.
811
00:40:53,154 --> 00:40:54,922
May the best cancer win.
812
00:40:54,923 --> 00:40:56,823
I think we can both agree that
cancer needs to lose here.
813
00:40:56,824 --> 00:41:01,296
You're my cancer now, Pat,
and I'm gonna radiate you.
814
00:41:08,703 --> 00:41:13,440
So my advice, beat him in
the race, show him who's boss.
815
00:41:13,441 --> 00:41:16,510
And if you lose, it's
what? Like a hundred bucks?
816
00:41:16,511 --> 00:41:20,815
Shit. Oh, God.
817
00:41:21,382 --> 00:41:23,283
At first I thought you just
came by to pitch me again,
818
00:41:23,284 --> 00:41:24,952
but if you're looking
for a running coach,
819
00:41:24,953 --> 00:41:26,219
you came to the right place.
820
00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:28,722
Yeah, 'cause I just love to run.
821
00:41:28,723 --> 00:41:32,793
Yes! So first thing you're gonna
need, hyperbaric oxygen chamber.
822
00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:34,094
Nope.
823
00:41:34,095 --> 00:41:36,763
So when do we get
to the coaching?
824
00:41:36,764 --> 00:41:40,267
Running is the greatest
metaphor for life.
825
00:41:40,268 --> 00:41:43,904
Because you get out of
it what you put into it.
826
00:41:43,905 --> 00:41:45,372
Uh-huh.
827
00:41:45,373 --> 00:41:47,674
Oprah...
828
00:41:47,675 --> 00:41:49,910
- Winfrey.
- Yeah, no.
829
00:41:49,911 --> 00:41:51,945
Pat?
830
00:41:51,946 --> 00:41:54,381
Well, that's rude.
831
00:41:54,382 --> 00:41:57,751
Marvel at his gait.
832
00:41:57,752 --> 00:42:00,120
Water.
833
00:42:00,121 --> 00:42:02,122
- Okay. Here you go.
- No!
834
00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:05,792
Oh!
835
00:42:05,793 --> 00:42:08,862
My hip. Oh, no!
836
00:42:08,863 --> 00:42:11,898
He's not a hand/eye athlete.
837
00:42:13,401 --> 00:42:16,403
You wanna carbo load. That
means pizza, pasta, bagels.
838
00:42:16,404 --> 00:42:18,138
You want your gluten
as high as possible.
839
00:42:18,139 --> 00:42:20,007
The more gluten, the better.
840
00:42:20,008 --> 00:42:22,142
As far as smoking,
in moderation.
841
00:42:22,143 --> 00:42:25,045
I recommend some dip
to protect the lungs.
842
00:42:25,046 --> 00:42:27,648
Hang on, Harry.
I'm on the phone.
843
00:42:27,649 --> 00:42:31,184
Pat, is everything okay? Did
you get hit by another car?
844
00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:32,786
What? No. Everything's fine.
845
00:42:32,787 --> 00:42:34,755
I just wanted to see if you
would coach me for the marathon.
846
00:42:34,756 --> 00:42:38,759
Whatever, sure. Next time,
text. No one calls. Ever.
847
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,827
Got it. So how's work?
848
00:42:40,828 --> 00:42:43,030
Wow, hemorrhaging.
Nurse, get me a clamp.
849
00:42:43,031 --> 00:42:44,064
That leg's gonna go.
850
00:42:44,065 --> 00:42:46,166
Ooh! Not good.
851
00:42:48,936 --> 00:42:51,872
- So let's talk goals.
- Yeah.
852
00:42:51,873 --> 00:42:54,341
- Do you have one?
- Yes, I think a good goal for me
853
00:42:54,342 --> 00:42:57,277
would be to run a two
and a half hour marathon.
854
00:42:57,278 --> 00:42:59,546
Nice. What's your actual goal?
855
00:42:59,547 --> 00:43:02,182
Why not? I mean, that's just
under a six-minute pace.
856
00:43:02,183 --> 00:43:03,717
You're nowhere near that.
857
00:43:03,718 --> 00:43:05,385
Well, when we started, I was
averaging 10-minute miles,
858
00:43:05,386 --> 00:43:07,421
and after a month, I'm
running eight-minute miles.
859
00:43:07,422 --> 00:43:09,322
So, you know, with the
marathon two months away,
860
00:43:09,323 --> 00:43:11,258
I figured I'd knock off
another two minutes at least.
861
00:43:11,259 --> 00:43:14,661
Okay. By your math,
in three months,
862
00:43:14,662 --> 00:43:17,631
you'd be the marathon
world record holder.
863
00:43:17,632 --> 00:43:19,866
I do seem to take to it
naturally. Yeah, I guess.
864
00:43:19,867 --> 00:43:22,903
See, that's not how this works.
The difference between averaging
865
00:43:22,904 --> 00:43:25,706
six minutes and averaging eight
minutes is like the difference
866
00:43:25,707 --> 00:43:28,659
between being Gordon Ramsay
and being Chef Boyardee.
867
00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:28,876
Between being Gordon Ramsay
and being Chef Boyardee.
868
00:43:28,877 --> 00:43:31,411
- I like Chef Boyardee.
- Of course you do.
869
00:43:31,412 --> 00:43:33,947
Let's aim for an
eight-minute pace.
870
00:43:33,948 --> 00:43:35,549
That's a three-thirty marathon.
871
00:43:35,550 --> 00:43:38,185
If you ran a three-thirty
marathon, it'd be the most
872
00:43:38,186 --> 00:43:42,322
impressive thing you've done in
your life by a lot, like, ever.
873
00:43:42,323 --> 00:43:44,758
Like, so, so much...
874
00:43:44,759 --> 00:43:46,426
What are you doing?
875
00:43:46,427 --> 00:43:49,596
Uh, whoa. I'm stopping
'cause we ran the first hill.
876
00:43:49,597 --> 00:43:51,698
No, we're not
doing hill repeats.
877
00:43:51,699 --> 00:43:55,669
We just started on a hill.
You're screwed. Come on.
878
00:43:55,670 --> 00:43:59,040
Why do we start on a
hill? Are you insane?
879
00:43:59,507 --> 00:44:02,909
- Hi, y'all.
- I think I'm gonna pass out.
880
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,890
- Hey, catch.
- Huh?
881
00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:20,828
Vive la France!
882
00:44:22,530 --> 00:44:24,397
Hey, Julie, what are we doing?
883
00:44:24,398 --> 00:44:25,999
We're doing rinse/repeat, baby!
884
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,904
Yeah! And Pat, how much have we
raised for breast cancer? Huh?
885
00:44:30,905 --> 00:44:32,906
Let's just say I wouldn't want
to be breast cancer right now.
886
00:44:32,907 --> 00:44:34,708
Whoo!
887
00:44:34,709 --> 00:44:38,111
So hit us up on Aardvark and
keep those donations coming!
888
00:44:38,112 --> 00:44:40,680
Whoo!
889
00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:42,182
Pat! Pat!
890
00:44:42,183 --> 00:44:45,786
Hey, man. I gotta keep pace,
but we'll hang soon, okay?
891
00:44:45,787 --> 00:44:49,222
Hey, Pat, look! I'm ticketing a
guy's Charger like Vin Diesel!
892
00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:51,224
Yo, I'm still in the car!
893
00:44:51,225 --> 00:44:56,096
Yo, the car's still double
parked! Take your ticket, okay?
894
00:44:56,097 --> 00:44:57,697
He's getting faster.
895
00:44:57,698 --> 00:45:00,168
♪ Put your baby mama at the
crib and blow her back out ♪
896
00:45:00,601 --> 00:45:04,504
Friends! Tonight's open
bar raised over $800
897
00:45:04,505 --> 00:45:08,108
for breast cancer research!
898
00:45:09,677 --> 00:45:13,213
More money, less cancer. That's
my little twist on a celebrating
899
00:45:13,214 --> 00:45:14,748
Christopher Wallace beat poem.
900
00:45:14,749 --> 00:45:16,149
Oh, I'd love to
hear it sometime.
901
00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:19,186
- Sorry, we're late.
- Oh, no, Kiki. What happened?
902
00:45:19,187 --> 00:45:22,923
Oh, just a stress fracture.
The doctor just confirmed it.
903
00:45:22,924 --> 00:45:24,257
Kiki, I'm so sorry.
904
00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:26,760
Oh, you sweet boy.
Bless your heart.
905
00:45:26,761 --> 00:45:29,095
You should see if you can
defer entry to next year.
906
00:45:29,096 --> 00:45:33,300
Defer? Defer to next year?
Say defer again, Curly Sue!
907
00:45:33,301 --> 00:45:34,968
Say it!
908
00:45:34,969 --> 00:45:36,837
♪ Have you seen the vodka
man, the vodka man... ♪
909
00:45:36,838 --> 00:45:38,371
Do you wanna go chat
about her in the bathroom?
910
00:45:38,372 --> 00:45:39,673
I think so.
911
00:45:39,674 --> 00:45:41,708
Well, it's a damn shame.
She was running so well.
912
00:45:41,709 --> 00:45:45,145
Hey, she told me you've been
running pretty well yourself.
913
00:45:45,146 --> 00:45:48,548
We'll see. I mean, 26 miles
still sounds really daunting.
914
00:45:48,549 --> 00:45:51,651
How about Harry gives
you a little tip?
915
00:45:51,652 --> 00:45:53,920
Get you over the top
for big race day.
916
00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:55,388
Yeah, okay. What it is?
917
00:45:55,389 --> 00:45:56,756
Remember the first
world championship?
918
00:45:56,757 --> 00:45:58,124
Yeah.
919
00:45:58,125 --> 00:46:01,561
I had an affair with an
Iranian race walking champion.
920
00:46:01,562 --> 00:46:04,631
She told me to infuse my
water with ghost peppers.
921
00:46:04,632 --> 00:46:05,632
Okay.
922
00:46:05,633 --> 00:46:07,300
Which simultaneously
cools you off
923
00:46:07,301 --> 00:46:09,636
and jump starts
the nervous system.
924
00:46:09,637 --> 00:46:10,937
Oh.
925
00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:13,506
I wouldn't have got there
without these little devils.
926
00:46:13,507 --> 00:46:16,443
Oh. Thanks for thinking of
me, but no, yeah, I'm good.
927
00:46:16,444 --> 00:46:20,581
But you could be great.
928
00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:26,586
Yeah, don't want that.
929
00:46:26,587 --> 00:46:29,523
- Oh, that's a bad batch.
- Don't want that.
930
00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:34,728
Never mind. Hey, wanted
to check in with you
931
00:46:34,729 --> 00:46:36,663
and see how the fundraising
numbers are going?
932
00:46:36,664 --> 00:46:40,267
Oh, well, interest rates
are high, so, yeah,
933
00:46:40,268 --> 00:46:41,701
it's really good.
934
00:46:41,702 --> 00:46:44,704
There's a chance that we
could double our money.
935
00:46:44,705 --> 00:46:47,641
- That's insane!
- Yeah. Right?
936
00:46:47,642 --> 00:46:50,911
You know what, Pat? I just... I
really appreciate how you have
937
00:46:50,912 --> 00:46:54,547
gone all in on running, so
I am gonna go all in on you.
938
00:46:54,548 --> 00:46:56,583
Let's go forward with
this Aardvark deal, huh?
939
00:46:56,584 --> 00:46:58,385
- Great. That's amazing. Really?
- Yeah.
940
00:46:58,386 --> 00:47:00,654
Wow! I can't wait to
tell Spencer the news.
941
00:47:00,655 --> 00:47:03,156
Oh, I love it! Hey, you're
gonna come to the team dinner
942
00:47:03,157 --> 00:47:04,357
tomorrow night, right?
943
00:47:04,358 --> 00:47:05,492
I wouldn't miss
it for the world.
944
00:47:05,493 --> 00:47:07,795
Which
one is the milk?
945
00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:14,500
Okay, we're at 60 if you
wanna head back to the lot.
946
00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:16,469
- I'm gonna add on.
- Actually, I'll come with you.
947
00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:17,837
I don't mind being a
little late to work
948
00:47:17,838 --> 00:47:20,473
and I think I'm
getting a second wind.
949
00:47:20,474 --> 00:47:22,208
This could be your
first runner's high.
950
00:47:25,112 --> 00:47:28,214
No, I don't think so.
Being high is awesome.
951
00:47:28,215 --> 00:47:30,583
Right now, I just
feel not terrible?
952
00:47:30,584 --> 00:47:33,987
Yep. That's a runner's
high. Very overrated.
953
00:47:33,988 --> 00:47:35,888
- Great branding, though.
- Definitely false advertising.
954
00:47:35,889 --> 00:47:37,190
Yeah.
955
00:47:37,191 --> 00:47:42,062
Oh, you can run, but you
can't hide, Pataquiddick.
956
00:47:45,299 --> 00:47:48,067
He doesn't need to
hide though, does he?
957
00:47:48,068 --> 00:47:50,803
No, all he has to do is run.
958
00:47:50,804 --> 00:47:54,141
And all you have to
do is run faster.
959
00:47:54,808 --> 00:47:57,176
Move, move, move!
960
00:48:02,683 --> 00:48:07,086
Hey, hey. How are
you? Yeah, I'm good.
961
00:48:07,087 --> 00:48:09,056
I'm really good.
962
00:48:10,991 --> 00:48:12,860
Hey, Spence.
963
00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:19,666
- Uh, hey, Spence!
- Oh, hey, Pol Pat.
964
00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:24,004
I was just lost in the
executive email chain.
965
00:48:25,406 --> 00:48:27,907
Yeah, totally. Just
wanted to let you know
966
00:48:27,908 --> 00:48:29,509
the Green Built deal
is squared away.
967
00:48:29,510 --> 00:48:31,377
Oh, yippee.
968
00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:35,349
There's cookies in the vending
machine if you wanna celebrate.
969
00:48:35,616 --> 00:48:37,316
Opened or closed, brother?
970
00:48:37,317 --> 00:48:40,520
Oh, I don't know. Surprise me.
971
00:48:40,521 --> 00:48:42,623
Cool.
972
00:48:45,926 --> 00:48:48,461
"Brother"? Yeah, maybe
if I had sucked up
973
00:48:48,462 --> 00:48:50,363
all the nutrients in the womb.
974
00:48:50,364 --> 00:48:54,067
How the hell did
you raise $100,000?
975
00:48:54,068 --> 00:48:55,501
Your friends are poor.
976
00:48:55,502 --> 00:48:57,805
You can tell from
their dental work.
977
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:05,212
Oh, oh, oh. You've been
a naughty boy, Peter Pat!
978
00:49:06,246 --> 00:49:11,018
Patter Pan, Paptain Pook?
979
00:49:13,454 --> 00:49:16,756
Jesus. What are you doing?
980
00:49:16,757 --> 00:49:19,459
You're losing your goddamn mind.
981
00:49:29,570 --> 00:49:31,739
What the hell?
982
00:49:39,012 --> 00:49:41,915
I'm gonna need to
see some ID, sir.
983
00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:43,983
Dave, what are you doing?
984
00:49:43,984 --> 00:49:45,184
I said I need some
identification, sir.
985
00:49:45,185 --> 00:49:46,786
Okay.
986
00:49:46,787 --> 00:49:50,290
Do parking enforcement have
the authority to ask for that?
987
00:49:51,892 --> 00:49:55,228
Hmm, it's funny. It
says "Patrick Cassidy".
988
00:49:55,229 --> 00:49:58,364
I know a Patrick Cassidy.
989
00:49:58,365 --> 00:49:59,700
Or at least I used to.
990
00:50:00,501 --> 00:50:02,835
Did you rehearse this?
991
00:50:02,836 --> 00:50:03,903
Yes.
992
00:50:03,904 --> 00:50:06,606
- Well, you can stop.
- You can stop!
993
00:50:06,607 --> 00:50:08,107
Why don't you start, okay?
994
00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:09,842
When's the last
time you hit me up?
995
00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:12,044
I'm always the one
reaching out to hang, man.
996
00:50:12,045 --> 00:50:13,813
You don't text me.
You don't call.
997
00:50:13,814 --> 00:50:14,914
You haven't even
sent me a picture
998
00:50:14,915 --> 00:50:16,549
of a weird dump you took.
999
00:50:16,550 --> 00:50:19,318
Look, man. I've just been super
busy. I can't do this right now.
1000
00:50:19,319 --> 00:50:21,320
I'm late for a team dinner.
Besides, ever since I upped
1001
00:50:21,321 --> 00:50:24,824
my fiber game, my BMs
have been super smooth.
1002
00:50:24,825 --> 00:50:27,426
It's not photo worthy.
1003
00:50:27,427 --> 00:50:29,463
Enjoy your precious
running club.
1004
00:50:29,763 --> 00:50:31,230
First, take the
club off your car.
1005
00:50:31,231 --> 00:50:33,866
Okay? That club protects
your precious car,
1006
00:50:33,867 --> 00:50:35,635
but who protects me?
1007
00:50:35,636 --> 00:50:38,971
What about the
club for my heart?
1008
00:50:38,972 --> 00:50:40,840
Look, man. We can talk
about this later, all right?
1009
00:50:40,841 --> 00:50:42,909
Once this marathon's over, I...
1010
00:50:42,910 --> 00:50:45,978
Good-bye forever,
Patrick Quintin Cassidy!
1011
00:50:45,979 --> 00:50:49,448
Keep living your life a
quarter mile at a time.
1012
00:50:55,522 --> 00:50:57,791
That's how you get
out of a ticket.
1013
00:51:18,979 --> 00:51:21,048
What?
1014
00:51:27,054 --> 00:51:29,722
- Go for Spencer.
- What the fuck, Spencer?
1015
00:51:29,723 --> 00:51:31,591
Oh, what the fuck me?
What the fuck you.
1016
00:51:31,592 --> 00:51:35,328
You gambled other people's
money, which in the legal world
1017
00:51:35,329 --> 00:51:37,029
is known as illegal.
1018
00:51:37,030 --> 00:51:41,634
Which means I am firing
you right now, Patato Chip.
1019
00:51:41,635 --> 00:51:42,969
- Shit.
- Oh, yeah.
1020
00:51:42,970 --> 00:51:45,371
I'm gonna miss you
around the offices,
1021
00:51:45,372 --> 00:51:47,573
but I am very much looking
forward to race day,
1022
00:51:47,574 --> 00:51:52,345
when I exterminate you, my
little Duck-billed Patypus.
1023
00:51:52,346 --> 00:51:54,714
Okay, well, if I'm fired,
then the bet's off.
1024
00:51:54,715 --> 00:51:56,482
Tell Olivia to return
the money to my account.
1025
00:51:56,483 --> 00:51:58,451
Oh, hell, no. No,
no, no, no, no.
1026
00:51:58,452 --> 00:52:01,254
A bet is a bet. And I
told Olivia, my underling,
1027
00:52:01,255 --> 00:52:03,422
that if any money is
returned before one of us
1028
00:52:03,423 --> 00:52:04,824
crosses the finish line,
1029
00:52:04,825 --> 00:52:07,226
then her job is in
the Porta Patty!
1030
00:52:07,227 --> 00:52:10,659
Oh, I improvised that
one, shimone! Yeah!
1031
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:11,131
Oh, I improvised that
one, shimone! Yeah!
1032
00:52:11,132 --> 00:52:12,698
What about the Green Built deal?
1033
00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:15,034
Oh, when Rita
hears what you did,
1034
00:52:15,035 --> 00:52:20,006
oh, that deal is dead in
the water, Patiliwood.
1035
00:52:20,007 --> 00:52:22,408
Patalie-fuckin'-Wood.
I knew... I knew it!
1036
00:52:22,409 --> 00:52:24,410
Oh, and on the plus side,
1037
00:52:24,411 --> 00:52:27,446
with your team's money,
oh, this year, I'm gonna be
1038
00:52:27,447 --> 00:52:32,018
the top boner on the prostate
donor list. Thank you!
1039
00:52:32,019 --> 00:52:33,786
Come on, man. You
can't do this.
1040
00:52:33,787 --> 00:52:38,090
I can do anything I
want. I am all powerful!
1041
00:52:38,091 --> 00:52:43,429
The destroyer of worlds!
King Kong and Godzilla, me!
1042
00:52:43,430 --> 00:52:45,765
There can be only one!
1043
00:52:47,668 --> 00:52:51,871
Uh, Pat, Pat, Pat,
Pat, Pat. Pat, um...
1044
00:52:51,872 --> 00:52:55,041
Uh, smells. Pat smells.
1045
00:52:55,042 --> 00:52:57,944
- You're a real dick, Spencer.
- Oh, pleasure working with you.
1046
00:52:57,945 --> 00:53:00,279
Don't be afraid to
use me as a reference.
1047
00:53:14,594 --> 00:53:16,662
Come on, man.
1048
00:53:16,663 --> 00:53:18,765
Sorry, Timothy.
1049
00:53:27,258 --> 00:53:31,061
Thank you for that moment
of silence. Don and Julie,
1050
00:53:31,062 --> 00:53:33,930
your mothers and their brave
fights against breast cancer
1051
00:53:33,931 --> 00:53:36,599
remain inspirational
to all of us.
1052
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,768
And we race for them.
1053
00:53:38,769 --> 00:53:43,306
And we race for survivors
like Kiki and myself.
1054
00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:47,177
Shout out to our very
special guest, my oncologist,
1055
00:53:47,178 --> 00:53:50,914
Dr. Parsons. With her
help, we will find a cure.
1056
00:53:50,915 --> 00:53:54,617
And with the money we've
raised, we can reach that goal!
1057
00:53:54,618 --> 00:53:58,054
So, Pat, our trusted treasurer,
how much have we raised so far?
1058
00:53:58,055 --> 00:54:01,624
I gambled all the team's money.
1059
00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:02,959
What?
1060
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:06,162
I, uh, I bet it all
against my boss that
1061
00:54:06,163 --> 00:54:07,931
I'd beat him in the marathon.
1062
00:54:07,932 --> 00:54:10,600
Why would you do that?
You suck at running.
1063
00:54:10,601 --> 00:54:12,202
Wait, so all the
money is just gone?
1064
00:54:12,203 --> 00:54:13,837
I didn't lose it yet. I
mean, there's a chance
1065
00:54:13,838 --> 00:54:17,674
I could still get
it back, but...
1066
00:54:17,675 --> 00:54:19,142
Yeah, it's basically gone.
1067
00:54:19,143 --> 00:54:24,180
- You slimy motherfucker!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
1068
00:54:24,181 --> 00:54:28,084
Wow, man. I thought
better of you, really.
1069
00:54:28,085 --> 00:54:31,087
The Germans have a
word for scum like you,
1070
00:54:31,088 --> 00:54:33,423
but you're not
worthy of hearing it.
1071
00:54:36,227 --> 00:54:38,862
So you're clearly
kicked off the team, Pat.
1072
00:54:38,863 --> 00:54:42,265
And this obviously
kills our business deal.
1073
00:54:42,266 --> 00:54:45,201
Hey, look, I don't care how
you do it, but that money
1074
00:54:45,202 --> 00:54:48,639
needs to be back in our
account by race day.
1075
00:54:49,206 --> 00:54:53,944
Wow, you're a real
piece of shit.
1076
00:54:55,212 --> 00:54:57,781
Uh, I...
1077
00:54:58,149 --> 00:55:01,284
I just can't believe
you would do this. Why?
1078
00:55:01,285 --> 00:55:04,254
It was Spencer. I mean, he
got to me and I snapped.
1079
00:55:04,255 --> 00:55:07,190
And I wanted to get him
back, so I upped the bet.
1080
00:55:07,191 --> 00:55:09,025
I thought I could beat
him in the race. And...
1081
00:55:09,026 --> 00:55:10,994
But it was that morning that
you told me I could beat him
1082
00:55:10,995 --> 00:55:12,562
and show him who's
boss in the marathon.
1083
00:55:12,563 --> 00:55:15,999
I didn't tell you to steal from
a goddamn cancer charity, Pat.
1084
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,334
Well, I didn't... I
didn't steal anything.
1085
00:55:18,335 --> 00:55:19,802
- You didn't steal anything?
- No, no.
1086
00:55:19,803 --> 00:55:21,371
I didn't steal anything.
Whether I lost or not,
1087
00:55:21,372 --> 00:55:23,306
that money was always going
towards defeating cancer.
1088
00:55:23,307 --> 00:55:25,708
I mean, isn't there just one
type of cancer that shows up in
1089
00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:27,710
- different parts of your body?
- No!
1090
00:55:27,711 --> 00:55:31,648
What? Our teammates in there
worked so hard to raise that
1091
00:55:31,649 --> 00:55:34,284
money because they had their
lives turned upside down
1092
00:55:34,285 --> 00:55:37,921
by breast cancer,
not prostate cancer.
1093
00:55:37,922 --> 00:55:40,190
But I'm sure all the
scientists are sharing notes.
1094
00:55:40,191 --> 00:55:44,194
- All the scientists?
- Like on a medical database?
1095
00:55:44,195 --> 00:55:47,898
Pat, there isn't just
one big cancer lab!
1096
00:55:50,034 --> 00:55:51,802
We're done here.
1097
00:55:52,703 --> 00:55:57,640
Stealing from a cancer charity.
You bombaclaat motherfucker.
1098
00:55:57,641 --> 00:56:00,910
I'm gonna put cancer in your
dick, let it go malignant.
1099
00:56:00,911 --> 00:56:05,114
Then biopsy it. No anesthetic.
1100
00:56:05,115 --> 00:56:06,482
It's nice meeting you!
1101
00:56:06,483 --> 00:56:09,420
See how you like
that, you punk bitch.
1102
00:56:10,254 --> 00:56:12,856
Yeah. Yeah, that's fair...
1103
00:56:17,228 --> 00:56:20,163
At the tone, please
record your message.
1104
00:56:20,164 --> 00:56:23,199
Hey, again, Dave.
It's me, again.
1105
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,803
It's Pat. Hey. Look, um,
I'm sorry I've been acting
1106
00:56:26,804 --> 00:56:29,072
like an asshole these
past few months.
1107
00:56:29,073 --> 00:56:34,344
You know, to paraphrase
Ja Rule in Fast I,
1108
00:56:34,345 --> 00:56:36,779
"It ain't how you
stand by your car,
1109
00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:38,014
it's how you race your car."
1110
00:56:38,015 --> 00:56:40,283
And, you know, in this metaphor,
1111
00:56:40,284 --> 00:56:43,386
you're my car, and I
wanna race you around.
1112
00:56:43,387 --> 00:56:45,521
So maybe I could pick you up
in my actual car and I could
1113
00:56:45,522 --> 00:56:49,292
race us around and we could
have fun like we always did.
1114
00:56:49,293 --> 00:56:50,927
And, I don't know, call
me and we could just...
1115
00:56:50,928 --> 00:56:52,862
The mailbox is full
and cannot accept any messages
1116
00:56:52,863 --> 00:56:55,632
at this time. Good-bye.
1117
00:56:58,168 --> 00:57:01,037
♪ You gotta try ♪
1118
00:57:01,038 --> 00:57:03,339
♪ To live your life ♪
1119
00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:05,074
Oh my gosh, a new friend!
1120
00:57:05,075 --> 00:57:07,076
I already know
how to run slow.
1121
00:57:07,077 --> 00:57:08,711
I want to learn how to run fast.
1122
00:57:08,712 --> 00:57:09,979
Running's for children
1123
00:57:09,980 --> 00:57:11,547
and people who can't
hold their pee!
1124
00:57:11,548 --> 00:57:13,316
I love this team!
1125
00:57:13,317 --> 00:57:16,152
Stealing
from a cancer charity.
1126
00:57:16,153 --> 00:57:18,355
I'm saying
you can beat him.
1127
00:57:19,456 --> 00:57:24,727
♪ You're gonna fall with
the grace of a cannon ball ♪
1128
00:57:24,728 --> 00:57:30,266
♪ You're gonna rise back
the tide above it all ♪
1129
00:57:30,267 --> 00:57:33,703
♪ You've gotta find,
find the spark ♪
1130
00:57:33,704 --> 00:57:35,672
♪ That lights up the dark ♪
1131
00:57:35,673 --> 00:57:41,344
♪ Sometimes you fail
before you begin ♪
1132
00:57:41,345 --> 00:57:46,583
♪ Sometimes you lose
before you win ♪
1133
00:57:50,821 --> 00:57:52,322
Shit.
1134
00:58:05,002 --> 00:58:06,969
If it starts to hurt,
you need to stop.
1135
00:58:06,970 --> 00:58:08,604
Stop? That's a good one, Doc.
1136
00:58:08,605 --> 00:58:10,373
Where'd you go to medical
school? Chuckles University?
1137
00:58:10,374 --> 00:58:13,309
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I'm in race mode, okay?
1138
00:58:13,310 --> 00:58:15,044
Got it.
1139
00:58:15,045 --> 00:58:17,013
Oh, recommended dose
is two, but never mind.
1140
00:58:17,014 --> 00:58:18,247
Kiki feel no pain!
1141
00:58:18,248 --> 00:58:19,949
Hi, who's ready to race?
1142
00:58:19,950 --> 00:58:22,151
We're ready!!!!!
1143
00:58:22,152 --> 00:58:22,660
Let's get it! How do you feel?
1144
00:58:22,660 --> 00:58:23,253
Let's get it! How do you feel?
1145
00:58:23,254 --> 00:58:25,021
Got room for one more?
1146
00:58:25,022 --> 00:58:27,391
Oh, this bitch.
1147
00:58:29,626 --> 00:58:32,362
What kind of response were
you expecting to that?
1148
00:58:32,363 --> 00:58:37,100
Oh yeah, come on back, Pat.
We miss you. No, we hate you.
1149
00:58:37,101 --> 00:58:38,434
Race mode!
1150
00:58:38,435 --> 00:58:41,003
You're no longer a
part of this team, Pat.
1151
00:58:41,004 --> 00:58:42,138
What are you doing here?
1152
00:58:42,139 --> 00:58:44,707
Let me just say one thing.
1153
00:58:44,708 --> 00:58:46,075
I'm not an emotional guy.
1154
00:58:46,076 --> 00:58:52,014
I tend to put up a lot of
walls to hide how I truly feel.
1155
00:58:52,015 --> 00:58:56,018
But being a part of this team
1156
00:58:56,019 --> 00:58:59,288
has meant so much to me.
1157
00:58:59,289 --> 00:59:01,023
Before I met you guys, I
never really had any real
1158
00:59:01,024 --> 00:59:03,025
sense of commitment.
1159
00:59:03,026 --> 00:59:06,262
Not to my friends, or
work, or my girlfriend.
1160
00:59:06,263 --> 00:59:07,864
He has a girlfriend?
1161
00:59:07,865 --> 00:59:10,299
But with running, if you don't
show up and put in the work,
1162
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:13,302
you don't stand a chance.
1163
00:59:13,303 --> 00:59:17,206
And I realized just how
much I wasn't showing up
1164
00:59:17,207 --> 00:59:19,942
for every other part of my life.
1165
00:59:19,943 --> 00:59:22,779
- And most especially...
- Most especially?
1166
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:24,480
That's terrible grammar.
1167
00:59:24,481 --> 00:59:26,582
I've never been
part of a community
1168
00:59:26,583 --> 00:59:29,685
that looks out for
each other like family.
1169
00:59:29,686 --> 00:59:31,821
And I never realized how
important it was to me
1170
00:59:31,822 --> 00:59:34,957
until I lost it all.
1171
00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:39,195
I feel like Nemo.
I-I lost my family.
1172
00:59:39,196 --> 00:59:40,696
Ew, he's a Disney adult.
1173
00:59:40,697 --> 00:59:44,500
Being a part of this
brotherhood and sisterhood
1174
00:59:44,501 --> 00:59:50,306
has changed my life.
1175
00:59:50,307 --> 00:59:53,876
And I'm so sorry I
gambled the team's money.
1176
00:59:53,877 --> 00:59:58,581
And I know now that there's
more than one type of cancer.
1177
00:59:58,582 --> 01:00:02,151
And the scientists, they're
not all sharing notes.
1178
01:00:07,624 --> 01:00:08,891
Okay, okay.
1179
01:00:08,892 --> 01:00:13,262
Holy shit. This is a pretty
healthy donation, Pat.
1180
01:00:13,263 --> 01:00:15,331
I sold my Corolla.
1181
01:00:15,332 --> 01:00:17,900
It's not like I'm commuting
anywhere right now.
1182
01:00:17,901 --> 01:00:20,703
No, no. This is actually
more than I figured a Corolla
1183
01:00:20,704 --> 01:00:21,737
would be worth.
1184
01:00:21,738 --> 01:00:23,539
Toyotas have excellent
resale value.
1185
01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:28,377
Plus, I, uh, liquidated my
savings account and my 401K.
1186
01:00:28,378 --> 01:00:32,114
It's all the money we
raised plus interest.
1187
01:00:32,115 --> 01:00:35,284
The money's all back.
1188
01:00:35,285 --> 01:00:38,621
Please, take me back.
1189
01:00:38,622 --> 01:00:42,458
Wow, that was very
generous of you, Pat.
1190
01:00:42,459 --> 01:00:44,694
I-I'm sorry. Did
I miss something?
1191
01:00:44,695 --> 01:00:47,230
That car was a piece of shit.
Did you even like that thing?
1192
01:00:47,231 --> 01:00:49,532
I always clubbed it.
1193
01:00:49,533 --> 01:00:51,601
Baby, it's the
thought that counts.
1194
01:00:51,602 --> 01:00:53,736
I mean, the money's
all back in there.
1195
01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:57,140
Thank you for making
good on this, Pat.
1196
01:01:00,110 --> 01:01:02,646
We'd love for you
to run with us.
1197
01:01:05,115 --> 01:01:06,716
Bring it in, bring
it in, bring it in.
1198
01:01:06,717 --> 01:01:08,117
Yay!
1199
01:01:16,226 --> 01:01:17,059
Ow, ow, ow.
1200
01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:18,327
Break!
1201
01:01:18,328 --> 01:01:19,428
Just hold still because
I've gotta just...
1202
01:01:19,429 --> 01:01:21,230
- Don't!
- I'm just kidding.
1203
01:01:21,231 --> 01:01:24,100
Look. You're fine. I'm joking.
1204
01:01:24,101 --> 01:01:26,135
It's good for you.
Look it. There you go.
1205
01:01:26,136 --> 01:01:30,239
Well, well, well, if
it isn't Saint Patrick
1206
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,042
and his band of slippery snakes.
1207
01:01:38,582 --> 01:01:40,750
Cool jig, Spencer. You
don't look so good.
1208
01:01:40,751 --> 01:01:42,919
- You doing okay?
- Never been better.
1209
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:46,889
Been consuming nothing but
Nitro Venom for the last...
1210
01:01:46,890 --> 01:01:48,858
500 hours or so.
1211
01:01:48,859 --> 01:01:51,227
Ready to make you my bitch.
1212
01:01:51,228 --> 01:01:52,895
Hey, man, that's uncalled for.
1213
01:01:52,896 --> 01:01:57,567
Oh, what are you gonna
do about it, Diarita?
1214
01:01:57,568 --> 01:01:59,135
Cha, cha, cha.
1215
01:01:59,136 --> 01:02:01,804
Well, guess what, Spence, I
already paid my charity back.
1216
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:04,140
So after I beat you,
my charity gets the
1217
01:02:04,141 --> 01:02:08,244
hundred grand you raised and
the rest goes straight to me.
1218
01:02:08,245 --> 01:02:11,147
I don't understand your
math, but you beat me?
1219
01:02:13,383 --> 01:02:17,654
Oh, how you amuse
me, Pat-thetic!
1220
01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:21,658
Have a great race.
1221
01:02:23,994 --> 01:02:26,128
Good luck out there, man.
1222
01:02:26,129 --> 01:02:28,464
Be care... Hey!
Don't do that...
1223
01:02:28,465 --> 01:02:31,767
That's... Hey, leave
that guy alone!
1224
01:02:31,768 --> 01:02:34,937
Is that supposed
to intimidate us?
1225
01:02:34,938 --> 01:02:37,641
I can still see you.
1226
01:02:38,342 --> 01:02:40,376
Uh, he looks like the
goddamn Crypt Keeper.
1227
01:02:40,377 --> 01:02:41,544
His hair was missing, right?
1228
01:02:41,545 --> 01:02:42,945
Full chunks were missing.
1229
01:02:42,946 --> 01:02:45,781
Yeah, he seemed haunted.
1230
01:02:45,782 --> 01:02:47,216
Hey.
1231
01:02:47,217 --> 01:02:49,619
Listen, kid, I've raced up and
down through the Soviet Bloc.
1232
01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:52,355
Had more than my share
of genetically engineered
1233
01:02:52,356 --> 01:02:54,490
assholes like that.
1234
01:02:54,491 --> 01:02:56,560
I know how to beat
'em at their own game.
1235
01:02:57,327 --> 01:03:01,364
Ooh, ghost pepper water.
All right, take this.
1236
01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:03,833
When the moment is right,
you drink this shit.
1237
01:03:03,834 --> 01:03:06,268
- I don't wanna drink this shit.
- No, you drink this shit!
1238
01:03:06,269 --> 01:03:07,770
- Okay. Fine, okay.
- When the moment is right.
1239
01:03:07,771 --> 01:03:09,672
You'll know when it's
right. You drink the shit!
1240
01:03:09,673 --> 01:03:11,674
Okay, I'll take it. I'll take
it. I'll take it. I'll take it.
1241
01:03:11,675 --> 01:03:13,242
Look, I gotta go to the
start. Drink that shit.
1242
01:03:13,243 --> 01:03:16,580
Okay, fine. Jesus, man.
1243
01:03:21,218 --> 01:03:22,659
Oh, white breasted nuthatch,
you don't see those everyday.
1244
01:03:22,660 --> 01:03:24,153
Oh, white breasted nuthatch,
you don't see those everyday.
1245
01:03:24,154 --> 01:03:25,721
Oh, oh, oh!
1246
01:03:25,722 --> 01:03:27,690
I'm sorry. I didn't
see you there.
1247
01:03:27,691 --> 01:03:29,492
I can't see!
1248
01:03:29,493 --> 01:03:33,062
Oh, oh! Are you
with the guide dogs?
1249
01:03:33,063 --> 01:03:36,465
Yes, yes! Are you the
differently abled person
1250
01:03:36,466 --> 01:03:38,801
- I'll be running with today?
- Yes.
1251
01:03:38,802 --> 01:03:42,905
I have a tether that we can
hold on to during the race.
1252
01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:44,306
Perfect!
1253
01:03:47,544 --> 01:03:50,613
It's time to twalk, baby.
All y'all gonna walk.
1254
01:03:50,614 --> 01:03:52,948
Have to talk and walk.
1255
01:03:52,949 --> 01:03:58,254
Don't mind my smoke
coming from my hips.
1256
01:03:58,255 --> 01:03:59,255
Let's go!
1257
01:04:01,792 --> 01:04:03,393
It's hammer time, baby!
It's time to move!
1258
01:04:07,565 --> 01:04:10,633
And there go the race walkers
in the Sweet Peach Marathon.
1259
01:04:10,634 --> 01:04:12,735
I'm Tabitha Fox and
joining me today
1260
01:04:12,736 --> 01:04:15,104
are Olympian and
distance running icon
1261
01:04:15,105 --> 01:04:16,372
Jeff Galloway
1262
01:04:16,373 --> 01:04:19,142
and legendary running
back Reggie Bush.
1263
01:04:19,143 --> 01:04:20,910
Great to be here, Tabitha.
1264
01:04:20,911 --> 01:04:24,113
Thanks for having me, but
I'm a football player.
1265
01:04:24,114 --> 01:04:26,349
I've never ran more than
a hundred yards at a time.
1266
01:04:26,350 --> 01:04:28,618
I think there's been a mistake.
1267
01:04:28,619 --> 01:04:30,286
Yeah, well, we need
you for the ratings.
1268
01:04:30,287 --> 01:04:32,088
Now, Jeff, tell us,
1269
01:04:32,089 --> 01:04:34,023
what are these competitors
thinking right now?
1270
01:04:34,024 --> 01:04:37,627
It's important to pace yourself
and not go out too hard.
1271
01:04:37,628 --> 01:04:40,897
How can they go out too
hard? They're walking.
1272
01:04:40,898 --> 01:04:42,832
Well, the prize money
for the first-place race walker
1273
01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:46,135
is $50,000. No
laughing at that.
1274
01:04:46,136 --> 01:04:48,638
$50,000?
1275
01:04:48,639 --> 01:04:50,907
That's more than you're
paying me for this.
1276
01:04:50,908 --> 01:04:52,109
I'll be right back.
1277
01:04:54,378 --> 01:04:56,646
Reggie, Reggie,
Reggie, Reggie, Reggie?
1278
01:04:56,647 --> 01:05:00,216
Um, well, there
goes Reggie Bush,
1279
01:05:00,217 --> 01:05:03,419
but I think Mr. Bush, who was
a football player, mind you,
1280
01:05:03,420 --> 01:05:04,587
is gonna have a little trouble
1281
01:05:04,588 --> 01:05:07,857
catching up to
these race walkers.
1282
01:05:07,858 --> 01:05:10,927
Wow, looks like somebody's
got his Heisman back.
1283
01:05:10,928 --> 01:05:13,596
Well, the runners are
up in just one hour,
1284
01:05:13,597 --> 01:05:15,966
so stick around with us
for all your race coverage.
1285
01:05:22,006 --> 01:05:23,473
- Hey, Rita.
- Yeah.
1286
01:05:23,474 --> 01:05:25,842
Are you sure you wanna
carry all that for 26 miles?
1287
01:05:25,843 --> 01:05:28,711
Oh, absolutely. Going for
a PR. Feeling confident.
1288
01:05:28,712 --> 01:05:30,814
Okay.
1289
01:05:33,917 --> 01:05:35,853
Nite, nite.
1290
01:05:40,391 --> 01:05:43,359
Racers, on your mark.
1291
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:44,427
You got this.
1292
01:05:44,428 --> 01:05:47,297
Get set.
1293
01:05:47,298 --> 01:05:48,531
Go!
1294
01:06:01,945 --> 01:06:06,016
And they're off. The Sweet Peach
Marathon is officially underway.
1295
01:06:07,851 --> 01:06:09,786
- Grab a cup.
- I got the belt.
1296
01:06:09,787 --> 01:06:12,056
No, save that for when
you're in no man's land.
1297
01:06:12,423 --> 01:06:14,892
- Here.
- Got it.
1298
01:06:21,498 --> 01:06:24,301
Hey, hey, relax.
We're on pace.
1299
01:06:24,668 --> 01:06:26,636
It's not a sprint. It's
literally a marathon.
1300
01:06:26,637 --> 01:06:28,538
That's why we have the phrase.
1301
01:06:28,539 --> 01:06:31,542
Soon, Spencer. Soon.
1302
01:06:33,711 --> 01:06:36,446
You're doing amazing,
Don. I can hardly keep up.
1303
01:06:36,447 --> 01:06:39,282
Swiftly, Kirk. Pothole!
1304
01:06:39,283 --> 01:06:42,552
Don, how did you do that? I...
Thou art a magnificent creature.
1305
01:06:42,553 --> 01:06:44,253
Oh, I blush.
1306
01:06:53,063 --> 01:06:54,997
Are you a man or a mouse?
1307
01:06:54,998 --> 01:06:57,100
Come on! Man or mouse? Man
or mouse? Man or mouse?
1308
01:06:57,101 --> 01:06:59,202
Man or mouse? Man or
mouse? Man or mouse?
1309
01:06:59,203 --> 01:07:00,470
Man or mouse? Man or mouse?
1310
01:07:00,471 --> 01:07:03,773
Well, Spencer's lost it.
His veins are too veiny.
1311
01:07:03,774 --> 01:07:05,842
And you know I'm a vein girl.
1312
01:07:05,843 --> 01:07:08,811
Oh, my God, here
comes Pat! Go, Pat!
1313
01:07:08,812 --> 01:07:12,749
Okay, we did it.
Let's go brunch.
1314
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:14,450
Tabitha, this is amazing.
1315
01:07:14,451 --> 01:07:16,285
Look how they're
trading off the lead.
1316
01:07:16,286 --> 01:07:18,454
Uh-huh, yeah, great. We're
actually gonna cut away
1317
01:07:18,455 --> 01:07:21,524
from the leaders right now
and check in with Nancy Ryan,
1318
01:07:21,525 --> 01:07:23,192
who's at the back of
the pack with a runner
1319
01:07:23,193 --> 01:07:26,028
in pretty wacky attire.
1320
01:07:26,029 --> 01:07:28,531
- Get a load of this.
- Let's see this bullshit.
1321
01:07:28,532 --> 01:07:30,133
Jeff, we can still hear you.
1322
01:07:30,134 --> 01:07:32,168
Take it away, Nancy.
1323
01:07:32,169 --> 01:07:34,737
Thanks, Tabitha. I'm here
at mile five with a runner
1324
01:07:34,738 --> 01:07:36,873
that's got the
crowd going cuckoo.
1325
01:07:36,874 --> 01:07:38,441
How are you feeling,
Chicken Man?
1326
01:07:38,442 --> 01:07:40,943
Like a million clucks, Nance.
1327
01:07:40,944 --> 01:07:42,912
Honestly, I'm just happy
the fans stuck around
1328
01:07:42,913 --> 01:07:46,082
for us slowpokes because
I don't run at all.
1329
01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,383
Wow.
1330
01:07:47,384 --> 01:07:48,985
Yeah, I'm just here because
I lost my fantasy league.
1331
01:07:48,986 --> 01:07:51,687
- What's up, Chicken Man?
- Hello. Boom! Chicken Man!
1332
01:07:51,688 --> 01:07:53,389
Gotta love the people.
1333
01:07:53,390 --> 01:07:55,158
This is eggcellent.
1334
01:07:55,159 --> 01:07:56,426
Agreed.
1335
01:07:56,427 --> 01:07:58,428
That must've been refreshing.
1336
01:07:58,429 --> 01:08:01,831
Are you worried about becoming
a fried chicken in that suit?
1337
01:08:01,832 --> 01:08:04,534
I mean, we're going
so slow that it's...
1338
01:08:04,535 --> 01:08:06,803
Shut the fuck up, Chicken Man!
1339
01:08:06,804 --> 01:08:10,973
I will pluck every fucking
feather from your fucking body!
1340
01:08:10,974 --> 01:08:13,242
Why don't we lose
this fowl mouth, huh?
1341
01:08:13,243 --> 01:08:17,281
That's good. I'm Nancy
Ryan. Back to you.
1342
01:08:17,581 --> 01:08:20,516
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
1343
01:08:20,517 --> 01:08:23,087
I don't understand.
1344
01:08:30,427 --> 01:08:32,995
Ma'am, are you okay?
1345
01:08:32,996 --> 01:08:35,265
No.
1346
01:08:37,768 --> 01:08:39,770
But I will be.
1347
01:08:49,980 --> 01:08:51,013
Asshole!
1348
01:08:51,014 --> 01:08:53,182
Well, if I'm an
asshole, you're shit.
1349
01:08:53,183 --> 01:08:56,018
I pushed you out of me
like soft serve ice cream.
1350
01:08:56,019 --> 01:08:59,222
Oh, I really hate him.
1351
01:08:59,223 --> 01:09:00,659
- How are you feeling?
- I'm feeling good.
1352
01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:01,958
- How are you feeling?
- I'm feeling good.
1353
01:09:01,959 --> 01:09:04,160
Okay, look. You
can finish this.
1354
01:09:04,161 --> 01:09:05,862
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you leaving me?
1355
01:09:05,863 --> 01:09:08,498
Yes, but only because I wanna
run much faster than this.
1356
01:09:08,499 --> 01:09:12,268
So follow me up to Spencer,
run with him, stay relaxed.
1357
01:09:12,269 --> 01:09:14,103
And try not to shit yourself
when you hit the wall.
1358
01:09:14,104 --> 01:09:16,305
How very inspiring,
but is hitting the wall
1359
01:09:16,306 --> 01:09:18,241
like a runner's high where
it's nowhere near as intense
1360
01:09:18,242 --> 01:09:19,809
- as is sounds?
- No.
1361
01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:22,512
Hitting the wall actually
feels like hitting a wall.
1362
01:09:22,513 --> 01:09:25,014
When it happens, remember
there are paramedics nearby
1363
01:09:25,015 --> 01:09:27,917
- and you won't die, probably.
- Wait, what? Really? Seriously?
1364
01:09:27,918 --> 01:09:30,787
And here we are. You got this.
1365
01:09:31,154 --> 01:09:33,923
Oh, what is going
on with your body?
1366
01:09:33,924 --> 01:09:35,791
- Stop it.
- Stop what?
1367
01:09:35,792 --> 01:09:37,760
- Stop hitting my arm.
- It's not illegal.
1368
01:09:37,761 --> 01:09:39,495
Where'd he go?
1369
01:09:39,496 --> 01:09:41,430
Race official. Race official.
1370
01:09:41,431 --> 01:09:43,299
- What are you gonna do?
- He's hitting me. Stop it.
1371
01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:45,935
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
1372
01:09:45,936 --> 01:09:48,037
Well, as the lead runners
close in on the finish line,
1373
01:09:48,038 --> 01:09:51,007
we're honored to be joined
by our first finisher,
1374
01:09:51,008 --> 01:09:53,242
your Sweet Peach
race walking champion
1375
01:09:53,243 --> 01:09:57,580
and new world record
holder, Reggie Bush.
1376
01:09:57,581 --> 01:10:01,117
- Reggie, how do you feel?
- I feel fine.
1377
01:10:01,118 --> 01:10:04,587
I was walking.
Where's that check?
1378
01:10:04,588 --> 01:10:06,022
I want my money.
1379
01:10:06,023 --> 01:10:09,126
Well, I agree with that.
Tabitha, get him his money.
1380
01:10:10,794 --> 01:10:14,130
Hey. This is it.
1381
01:10:14,131 --> 01:10:15,798
Oh, this is what
people are waiting for.
1382
01:10:15,799 --> 01:10:17,133
The main event.
1383
01:10:17,134 --> 01:10:19,902
You got
this, Aunt Janet!
1384
01:10:19,903 --> 01:10:23,739
This is where you meet
the wall. 20 miles down,
1385
01:10:23,740 --> 01:10:27,343
6.2 long miles to go.
How are you holding up?
1386
01:10:27,344 --> 01:10:28,811
I'm good.
1387
01:10:28,812 --> 01:10:30,212
Ooh, that's not what
you're body's saying.
1388
01:10:30,213 --> 01:10:34,283
I can see the salt building
up on your rims, Patarita.
1389
01:10:34,284 --> 01:10:36,552
Jesus.
1390
01:10:36,553 --> 01:10:37,987
Mm, I didn't know
you were kosher.
1391
01:10:37,988 --> 01:10:40,856
Oh, keep that head
up, Tupat Shakur.
1392
01:10:40,857 --> 01:10:44,261
Look around you, brother!
1393
01:11:11,321 --> 01:11:15,125
It hurts like fire!
1394
01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:19,695
How you feelin', General Patton?
1395
01:11:19,696 --> 01:11:21,230
- I'm fine.
- Oh, good.
1396
01:11:21,231 --> 01:11:23,899
Then this surge should
be no problem, soldier.
1397
01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:28,938
Move out, move out! Weapons
hot! Here we go! Move out!
1398
01:11:33,260 --> 01:11:36,663
Hey, hun, how about
a push?
1399
01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:38,898
Kiki... What? No.
1400
01:11:38,899 --> 01:11:41,501
I'm not helping you
with whatever this is.
1401
01:11:41,502 --> 01:11:44,938
What? My legs gave out,
but my will is strong.
1402
01:11:44,939 --> 01:11:46,773
And so are my triceps.
1403
01:11:46,774 --> 01:11:47,840
I'm out.
1404
01:11:47,841 --> 01:11:49,108
I will finish!
1405
01:11:49,109 --> 01:11:52,713
Mark my words! Let's go.
1406
01:11:55,783 --> 01:11:58,418
Just quit.
Forget about the bet.
1407
01:11:58,419 --> 01:11:59,852
You're gonna lose anyway.
1408
01:11:59,853 --> 01:12:01,054
That's right, Pat.
1409
01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:03,656
Miracles just aren't
your skill set.
1410
01:12:03,657 --> 01:12:05,458
We both know you're
going nowhere.
1411
01:12:08,829 --> 01:12:11,931
Don't
listen. Keep going.
1412
01:12:11,932 --> 01:12:16,869
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Oh! Oh, sorry, Pat.
1413
01:12:16,870 --> 01:12:20,273
I wanted a real man, not a boy.
1414
01:12:22,176 --> 01:12:24,844
- Oh, mm.
- Oh!
1415
01:12:24,845 --> 01:12:29,282
He's the best lover
in the lower 48.
1416
01:12:29,283 --> 01:12:31,150
No, it can't be.
1417
01:12:31,151 --> 01:12:34,821
Come on, Pat! Live your life
a quarter mile at a time!
1418
01:12:34,822 --> 01:12:35,922
Dave?
1419
01:12:35,923 --> 01:12:37,991
You're almost there! Let's go!
1420
01:12:37,992 --> 01:12:39,726
- Dave.
- Yeah, buddy!
1421
01:12:39,727 --> 01:12:41,027
I'm working security
for the race.
1422
01:12:41,028 --> 01:12:42,762
Also, I didn't expect to
see you this soon, man.
1423
01:12:42,763 --> 01:12:43,963
You're crushin' it.
1424
01:12:43,964 --> 01:12:45,698
Here. I got you
some of this shit.
1425
01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:47,300
- Goo!
- I guess.
1426
01:12:47,301 --> 01:12:49,936
- Thanks, buddy. I miss you.
- Aw, don't mention it, man.
1427
01:12:49,937 --> 01:12:51,971
You already filled up
my voicemail inbox.
1428
01:12:51,972 --> 01:12:53,740
It really warmed my heart.
1429
01:12:53,741 --> 01:12:55,875
Also, I am dying, okay?
1430
01:12:55,876 --> 01:12:58,177
Your boss is right up
there. You got this!
1431
01:13:00,414 --> 01:13:01,748
Save your breath, okay?
1432
01:13:01,749 --> 01:13:04,384
Also, don't litter in front
of me, okay? I'm security.
1433
01:13:04,385 --> 01:13:05,485
Now, go get that douche!
1434
01:13:05,486 --> 01:13:08,088
Go get him!
1435
01:13:08,555 --> 01:13:10,257
Uh.
1436
01:14:04,645 --> 01:14:07,013
Well, nearing the finish
line is former race walking
1437
01:14:07,014 --> 01:14:09,415
world champion, Harry Hayes.
1438
01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:11,184
The whole
world does this crap?
1439
01:14:11,185 --> 01:14:14,220
Yes, Reggie. Race
walking is a real Olympic sport.
1440
01:14:14,221 --> 01:14:16,956
Jeff, they're devaluing
your Olympian status.
1441
01:14:16,957 --> 01:14:20,360
I know. I-I know.
1442
01:14:22,429 --> 01:14:24,831
On your left! Move!
1443
01:14:24,832 --> 01:14:27,366
Go around! We have
the right of way!
1444
01:14:27,367 --> 01:14:30,336
Eat my ass! I'm
coming through!
1445
01:14:30,337 --> 01:14:32,305
Whoa!
1446
01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:34,475
No! Fuck me!
1447
01:14:34,842 --> 01:14:36,976
Oh, no! We have a
runaway wheelchair athlete
1448
01:14:36,977 --> 01:14:38,578
headed downhill at pace.
1449
01:14:38,579 --> 01:14:40,880
Oh, shit!
1450
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:55,728
- Get out of the way, Harry!
- Kiki!
1451
01:14:55,729 --> 01:14:57,730
Run, Harry, run!
1452
01:14:57,731 --> 01:15:00,167
I will never run! Never!
1453
01:15:01,969 --> 01:15:04,938
For the love of God, just run!
1454
01:15:05,339 --> 01:15:08,307
Race walking ancestors,
give me strength!
1455
01:15:12,346 --> 01:15:13,813
Damn!
1456
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,368
It's all yours.
1457
01:15:43,777 --> 01:15:45,244
That dude shit himself!
1458
01:15:45,245 --> 01:15:48,948
Well, marathons are hard.
1459
01:15:48,949 --> 01:15:51,117
Emmy-winning analysis, Tabitha.
1460
01:15:51,118 --> 01:15:53,654
Jeff, you come into my house...
1461
01:15:54,555 --> 01:15:58,625
Heel, toe, heel, toe,
heel, toe, heel, toe.
1462
01:16:02,262 --> 01:16:04,263
I didn't run. I didn't run.
1463
01:16:04,264 --> 01:16:06,700
I know. I know.
1464
01:16:08,068 --> 01:16:10,070
- Hold on, baby.
- Hold on, Kiki.
1465
01:16:13,540 --> 01:16:15,442
Kiki, stop it. I'm
trying to help you.
1466
01:16:17,945 --> 01:16:19,479
Here we go.
1467
01:16:21,982 --> 01:16:23,383
We know each other.
1468
01:16:30,524 --> 01:16:30,660
Oh, oh.
1469
01:16:30,661 --> 01:16:31,557
Oh, oh.
1470
01:16:31,558 --> 01:16:33,327
Piece of shit.
1471
01:16:40,901 --> 01:16:43,670
Muscle spasm!
1472
01:16:44,004 --> 01:16:47,107
Ow, ow, ow! Punch
it! Punch it! Ow, ow!
1473
01:17:01,706 --> 01:17:04,074
Hey, hey, Steve Pat Fontaine.
1474
01:17:04,075 --> 01:17:06,177
Steve Pat Fontaine, hi.
1475
01:17:07,111 --> 01:17:08,578
What is it, Spencer?
1476
01:17:08,579 --> 01:17:11,648
I just want to congratulate
you on a race well run.
1477
01:17:11,649 --> 01:17:14,851
I mean, all that money going
towards fighting feet cancer.
1478
01:17:14,852 --> 01:17:16,786
- Breast cancer.
- Breast cancer.
1479
01:17:16,787 --> 01:17:19,623
You must feel like King Tit.
1480
01:17:19,624 --> 01:17:23,360
I don't know how I'm gonna break
the news to the sad, little boys
1481
01:17:23,361 --> 01:17:25,095
in the prostate land, but...
1482
01:17:25,096 --> 01:17:26,496
Keep your share.
1483
01:17:26,497 --> 01:17:27,964
That money should go to
fighting prostate cancer.
1484
01:17:27,965 --> 01:17:32,269
Oh, thank you, 'cause my family
history does not bode well.
1485
01:17:32,270 --> 01:17:37,207
And this Nitro Venom is wreaking
havoc on my internal organs.
1486
01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:39,543
I mean, I look like a nut sack.
1487
01:17:39,544 --> 01:17:42,812
I don't why I'm talking
like this, Patty-Cakes,
1488
01:17:42,813 --> 01:17:44,714
but I've just got one question.
1489
01:17:44,715 --> 01:17:49,586
On the finish line,
did I poop a little?
1490
01:17:49,587 --> 01:17:51,054
No, you're good.
1491
01:17:51,055 --> 01:17:52,822
Oh, good 'cause that
would be embarrassing.
1492
01:17:52,823 --> 01:17:55,091
- Spencer.
- Yeah?
1493
01:17:55,092 --> 01:17:56,660
I beat you.
1494
01:17:56,661 --> 01:18:00,063
Yeah, but Patty Longlegs...
1495
01:18:00,064 --> 01:18:03,466
All right, all right...
1496
01:18:05,670 --> 01:18:08,838
And that's how I got
here... in a pretty normal way.
1497
01:18:08,839 --> 01:18:11,308
I just ran almost every day.
1498
01:18:11,309 --> 01:18:13,910
Because being in the race
1499
01:18:13,911 --> 01:18:16,379
is a hell of a lot better than
watching from the sidelines.
1500
01:18:19,383 --> 01:18:22,185
♪ Right now, lick it
good Suck this uh, ♪
1501
01:18:22,186 --> 01:18:25,288
♪ Just like you should
My neck, my back ♪
1502
01:18:25,289 --> 01:18:29,092
♪ Lick my medal
and my cast, uh ♪
1503
01:18:29,093 --> 01:18:30,527
I don't get it.
1504
01:18:30,528 --> 01:18:32,362
You know, 'cause I had
plenty left in the tank,
1505
01:18:32,363 --> 01:18:33,763
so...
1506
01:18:33,764 --> 01:18:36,800
Well, you know, Olympic race
walking is four miles longer
1507
01:18:36,801 --> 01:18:38,201
than a marathon.
1508
01:18:38,202 --> 01:18:39,369
Oh my God, that's it.
1509
01:18:39,370 --> 01:18:40,537
You're gonna be a race walker.
1510
01:18:40,538 --> 01:18:43,573
No, ew. God no.
No. Ultra marathon.
1511
01:18:43,574 --> 01:18:45,175
Of course, I would
need all new gear.
1512
01:18:45,176 --> 01:18:46,710
Hey Google, take a note,
1513
01:18:46,711 --> 01:18:49,613
head lamp, racing snorkle,
closed-loop filtration in case
1514
01:18:49,614 --> 01:18:52,882
I have to drink my own urine.
Blow darts for predators.
1515
01:18:52,883 --> 01:18:56,219
Oh, look, they
have arugula salad.
1516
01:18:56,220 --> 01:19:01,858
- Wait, you're not seeing?
- No, I'm not seeing anyone.
1517
01:19:01,859 --> 01:19:04,427
I'm not seeing anyone either.
1518
01:19:04,428 --> 01:19:07,163
- So what was your final time?
- Two fifty-six.
1519
01:19:07,164 --> 01:19:10,133
Wait. Two fifty-six?
Is that a world record?
1520
01:19:10,134 --> 01:19:12,269
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, but it's good.
1521
01:19:12,270 --> 01:19:13,603
It's good. It's good.
1522
01:19:13,604 --> 01:19:15,171
What about you? Think
you'll run another one?
1523
01:19:15,172 --> 01:19:17,140
Uh, let's see, I'm
unemployed now,
1524
01:19:17,141 --> 01:19:19,009
so I have plenty
of time to train
1525
01:19:19,010 --> 01:19:21,845
and I think I love running.
1526
01:19:21,846 --> 01:19:23,413
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
1527
01:19:23,414 --> 01:19:28,018
It's good to know what I
want finally and go after it.
1528
01:19:28,019 --> 01:19:30,387
On that note, you
should get your tab
1529
01:19:30,388 --> 01:19:32,722
and we should get out of here.
1530
01:19:32,723 --> 01:19:35,292
Oh, uh, wow.
1531
01:19:35,293 --> 01:19:38,461
What makes you think I
wanna go on a date with you?
1532
01:19:38,462 --> 01:19:40,697
Not a date, not a date. Um...
1533
01:19:40,698 --> 01:19:44,301
more of a post-marathon
thing? I don't know.
1534
01:19:44,302 --> 01:19:46,436
Something... Something's
different about you.
1535
01:19:46,437 --> 01:19:49,105
And, um, my endorphins
are raging and...
1536
01:19:49,106 --> 01:19:53,043
Oh, uh, I would love to
1537
01:19:53,044 --> 01:19:55,312
probably more than
anything, but, um,
1538
01:19:55,313 --> 01:19:57,480
can I take a rain check?
1539
01:19:57,481 --> 01:20:00,885
I, uh, have to go
see about a guy.
1540
01:20:02,953 --> 01:20:03,754
Cool.
1541
01:20:10,561 --> 01:20:12,262
Hey, man, you're
three hours late!
1542
01:20:12,263 --> 01:20:13,663
I'm sorry! I was
having sex with Julie.
1543
01:20:13,664 --> 01:20:15,098
I tried to postpone it,
but she wasn't having it.
1544
01:20:15,099 --> 01:20:17,267
Apparently, it's a post-marathon
thing, so I had to do it,
1545
01:20:17,268 --> 01:20:19,002
but I wanted to do it.
Do you know what I mean?
1546
01:20:19,003 --> 01:20:21,004
I was really lucky to be having
sex with somebody like her,
1547
01:20:21,005 --> 01:20:22,539
so that's where I was.
1548
01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:23,740
Awesome!
1549
01:20:23,741 --> 01:20:26,476
Yeah, yeah, it was.
1550
01:20:26,477 --> 01:20:29,279
Dude, you just ran a marathon
and had sex for three hours.
1551
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:32,115
- How are you not asleep?
- I don't know.
1552
01:20:32,116 --> 01:20:33,750
But I feel great.
1553
01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:35,185
Also, who is Julie?
1554
01:20:35,186 --> 01:20:37,087
Is she coming? 'Cause I could
put some more pizza bagels in.
1555
01:20:37,088 --> 01:20:38,422
- Does she have a friend?
- No.
1556
01:20:39,323 --> 01:20:41,058
- She has family!
- She has family!
1557
01:20:41,459 --> 01:20:42,759
I hope it's a freaky stepmom!
1558
01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:45,295
Those are some of
my favorite videos.
1559
01:20:45,296 --> 01:20:47,597
♪ You're awesome ♪
1560
01:20:47,598 --> 01:20:49,065
♪ What you will achieve ♪
1561
01:20:49,066 --> 01:20:50,434
♪ You're awesome ♪
1562
01:20:52,078 --> 01:20:53,078
♪ You just gotta believe ♪
1563
01:20:53,079 --> 01:20:54,747
♪ You're awesome ♪
1564
01:20:54,748 --> 01:20:56,915
♪ Every doubt, every mile ♪
1565
01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,951
♪ You're awesome ♪
1566
01:20:58,952 --> 01:21:02,020
♪ Gotta get what's your goal ♪
1567
01:21:08,094 --> 01:21:09,962
♪ You're the best ♪
1568
01:21:09,963 --> 01:21:11,897
♪ You're the bomb ♪
1569
01:21:11,898 --> 01:21:14,233
♪ You're awesome ♪
1570
01:21:14,234 --> 01:21:17,970
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1571
01:21:17,971 --> 01:21:20,240
You're awesome.