- Previously on "Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,"
our family was torn apart, sent out on errands.
We battled alone, but with the Mutanimals,
against the forces of rain.
Rain and the East River Three,
evil-ish mutants out for revenge.
Actually, to steal a giant pearl, which is also bad.
I fought a seahorse, but with the help of a pigeon,
and learned a valuable lesson about listening.
Alone but together, my family fights
to stop the city from flooding and making mutants
like us look really bad.
Let's do this.
- So all the other fishes in the sea kick you
and your freak buddies out.
And now what?
You are going to bring them this pearl so you can go
home and all be friends again?
That don't sound like friends to me.
- They thought we were monsters.
They turned their backs on us.
- Forget them.
That pearl you're talking about, it's worth millions.
You bring it to me, I'll make you king of the sea.
You're a goldfish, ain't you?
You bring me that pearl, everything you touch
will be gold.
But here's the thing.
Last time I dealt with mutants, it didn't go so good.
I gotta know I can trust you.
I can give you everything you want.
All you got to do is eat the sushi.
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Ugh.
I honestly can't believe you did that.
- Yeah, you're like a cannibal, but for fish.
That's super messed up, man.
- It began with four brothers complaining
very loudly about a rainy day.
- No, I mean, it was really only Raph.
- Me? What about you?
- No more interruptions.
This is the end of our tale, as every choice,
every heartbreak,
every betrayal has led us to this moment.
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- Did you lift that from a movie?
- It doesn't make it any less true.
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[soft music]
[rumbling]
[glass shattering]
- [screams]
[dramatic music]
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- [screams]
- Come on.
[yelling]
[gasping]
[gurgling]
- What the--
[grunts]
- That's some bad timing you got.
- Ah!
♪
What are you?
[tense music]
♪
[grunts]
- [gasps]
Teddy, what did they do to you?
[yells]
[alarm ringing]
[banging]
[dramatic music]
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- [gulps]
[grunts]
- [gasps]
Wow.
I forgot how beautiful it is.
- Now, we can finally go home.
- Something like that.
- Question-- how are we going to get out?
- I could have sworn I heard the alarms go off in here.
They really are so lifelike.
- You want to tell me what I'm looking at here?
Because it looks like a whole bunch of dynamite set to blow,
but that can't be, right?
Tell me this thing's not going to explode.
- It's going to explode.
- Gosh, you're the worst, Donnie.
- What do you want me to do, lie?
- [babbles]
- Who would want to blow up the sewers?
- It's them, these East River Three guys.
There's like a goldfish, a seahorse, and some kind
of snake, maybe a worm. I don't know.
According to their map, they're going to rob
the Natural History Museum.
All this, it's like a distraction or something.
- Huh.
That's actually not a bad plan.
Taking down these walls would flood the city.
Between that and the storm, no one
would even notice a robbery.
- Yeah, I hate to interrupt, but the thing's
beeping there, mate, seems a bit dicey.
[beeping]
- Yeah, good, Donnie, yeah.
Put your face right in it. Go ahead.
- I think maybe I can disarm it, but it'll take time.
- We don't have time, man.
We got to get to the museum and stop those mutants.
- Dad's down here.
Our home is down here.
If the sewer walls go down--
- [babbling]
- What'd she say?
- She said, we'll deal with the explosives.
You two can go after the river mutants.
- We will?
- ♪ Ray Fillet
- Yeah, we will because they'd do it for us.
We've got this. You go.
Do what you need to do.
Just quick, could you just quickly teach me
how to disarm this thing, you know,
the broad strokes, the basics?
- We're all going to cark it.
[thunder rumbling]
- OK, here's the plan.
We go in there, full ninja stealth mode.
I need to know I can count on you.
- Actually, I'm still learning how to count.
So you start with one.
It's crazy.
Two follows one.
You will never guess what comes next.
- [inhales sharply] I am going to die.
- Leo!
- Oh, thank God, Mikey, Genghis.
What are you doing here?
- We went to get snacks and then got attacked
by a giant mutant eel.
- I didn't eat the cat. - That's right.
Good job, buddy.
Anyway, we saved a lot of people,
but the eel, whose name is Lee, by the way-- she's super
sensitive to it-- she escaped, and we
think she headed this way. - Oh, guys.
- Donnie. - Raph.
- You're all here.
This is amazing.
- Yeah, you say that now. Just wait.
- Raph's right.
Something bad is happening.
- What's with that building?
It's like a giant exploding water balloon over there.
- A mutant seahorse named Sally flooded it,
but Pete thinks it's a diversion.
They're really trying to steal the pearl from the museum.
- Yeah, that tracks.
I mean it's dumb, but why not? Sure.
- [squawking]
- Easy, Pigeon Pete.
Everything's going to be--
- They're over there.
- [screams] Pete talks now?
- Shh. - [coos]
- We're going home.
- Wait, are we sure the police aren't coming?
- Don't worry.
The anemones left a little extra surprise that's
going to keep everyone busy.
- What do you mean? - Don't do this.
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- Or do, because now that we're together,
you're pretty much fried, you know, like-- like, fried fish?
Just never mind. - Good effort.
- The rat should have listened to me.
If you know what's good for you,
you'll stay out of our way.
- Actually, we have no idea what's good for us.
So let's just--
- Not start a fight, that's for sure.
We're just talking, all being super reasonable.
- Yeah, these guys aren't our enemies.
- They're going to blow up the sea wall
and flood the entire city.
- We're doing what? - They're lying.
They just want the pearl for themselves.
Attack! - Wait.
No. - [yells]
[dramatic music]
[grunting]
♪
- [cooing]
- [grunting]
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- Raph!
- [grunting]
- Lee, light 'em up.
- Oh no, guys, get out of the water.
- [yells]
[groaning]
- [shrieks]
- Agh, disgusting!
- Pete, did you just poop to save our lives?
- [coos]
Well, you know, I don't have a weapon like you gentlemen,
so I had to make do, so to speak.
[electricity crackling]
[stone crumbling]
- Lee!
[dramatic music]
Lee, Lee.
- We got to help them.
- Guys, the goldfish.
♪
- Oh, nuts.
Move!
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- Goldfin.
♪
[beeping]
- OK, this should be easy, right?
You think you got them all?
- Yay, fillet! - All righty, then.
Here we go.
Step one, disconnect the red wire from the timer.
Thank gosh she wrote all this down.
It's really a lot more complicated
than I thought it would be.
- Maybe we should hurry this along due
to the big bodgie boom that's about to come our way, mate.
- Right, copy that. Sorry.
Here we go.
[all yelling]
- Lee, Sally.
- Wait, where's the fish?
- Where's the pearl?
- He must have taken off with it.
- [grunting] - They're alive.
Help me get them out.
- If Goldfin gets away with the pearl,
everyone's going to blame mutants.
We have to--
- Kick that fish's butt. I agree.
I'm with you.
But Mikey's going to look at me with those sad eyes
if we don't help him. - No.
You guys go after Goldfin.
He said he was going to the pier.
Genghis and I will free the River Mutants.
- I made him.
- All right, guys, let's finish this together.
- Dude, every time with this. - Aren't you embarrassed?
- You're not Batman. - I am Batman.
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- This storm is pretty rough, boss.
Maybe he ain't coming. I'm just saying.
- He's a fish.
What does he care about rain?
[thunder crashes]
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- What the heck is that?
- What did I tell you?
His name ain't Goldfin anymore.
Ain't that right--
[thunder crashes]
Badfin?
[dramatic music]
- You and I are going to be very rich men.
Mutants. Whatever.
Hear that, boys?
Now, we got our own mutant.
This little guy is going to be very, very useful.
[squeaking] - Um, boss?
[squeaking]
- [wails] They're coming!
- What the--
[squeaking]
[all yelling]
♪
- Toupee, Nate, Bronson!
♪
- The Rat King.
- You think you can threaten my family?
Think again.
- Yeah, that's what you get.
- Get us out of here.
♪
- Hiya, Bernie, long time no see.
[beeping]
- Say something. - I'm trying.
Nothing's working. - It's speeding up.
- This is it. This is how it ends.
There's so much I didn't do.
I'll never finish "One Piece."
- You're panicking. Don't panic.
We just need a big hole to throw these things down.
- We are in a big hole.
- [babbling]
- Nobody knows what you're--
- [babbling]
- Ray, what are you doing?
- Hey, fillet! - Ray, no.
Come back!
- We just want the pearl, Goldfin.
We can put it back before anyone
finds out it was missing.
No one has to know.
- There's four of us and only one of you.
- Not counting Bernie, which, face it, no one does.
- The point is, no one has to get hurt.
- [grumbles]
♪
[thunder crashes]
[grunting]
- Dang.
I didn't think he was actually going to--
- Yah!
[grunting]
[dramatic music]
♪
- I got it. I got it.
♪
- Yah!
[grunting]
♪
- [tsking]
This is no longer about home for you, is it, Goldfin?
- What, you think I was actually going to drop
the pearl back in the river?
Those fish down there rejected us.
They turned their fins on us.
No, I'm going to use that pearl to live like a king,
like Bad Bernie.
- Wait, you mean that Bad Bernie?
You think he lives like a king?
- What about Lee and Sally?
You're just going to leave them behind?
- I'll buy myself some new friends.
- Goldfin?
You lied to us?
You betrayed us?
- Dang, man, that's cold.
- Sally, Lee, wait, wait, wait.
Just look, I-- [grunts]
We can split the pearl.
We can have anything we want.
- But we just wanted to be with you.
[soft music]
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- That's what home means,
to be with the people you care about.
♪
- Just let the pearl go, man.
- No.
No!
[thunder crashes]
- [yelling]
[dramatic music]
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- Goldfin?
[yelling]
[soft music]
♪
- You had your chance.
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[all gasping]
- He's got the pearl.
[beeping]
- Ray?
- He's heading out to sea?
- He's got-- ah!
Ray, no, not towards us!
- OK, fillet.
- What's he holding?
- Yeah, I didn't tell you guys about the dynamite, did I?
- Dynamite?
- Ray Fillet, you can use the explosives to stop the boat.
- ♪ OK, fillet
Yeah, great-- great idea.
Pete, let's do this.
- Yeah, we can get you there.
Climb on.
- Yeah, uh, no, thanks.
That's a giant bag of death.
- Wait for me!
- Guys, the dynamite.
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[beeping]
♪
- Yah!
[thunder crashes]
[rapid beeping]
[beeping in slow motion]
- Ray? What's going on?
- Yeah, I think they just blew up a yacht.
- Oh.
That's probably bad.
- You think Goldfin and Bernie are going to be all right?
- Hey, I think it's going to be OK.
Nope.
The yacht just cracked in half.
And it's now sinking.
- [sighs]
Best not to think about it.
- In the end, Goldfin's plan failed.
The rains finally stopped.
The clouds parted.
And the sun shined once again.
Sally and Lee disappeared,
hopefully finding a new home for themselves,
together.
As for the pearl, it was returned
to its rightful place,
and the humans were none the wiser.
- [gasps]
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Everything turned out just fine,
except for the city, which they sort of had to fix.
This is a tale about friendship,
about responsibility.
While we were all separated, we saved the city
and each other, together.
- Now, that's an interview.
Pretty good, right?
It had action. It had monsters.
Everyone was fighting.
That's what people want.
- Yep. I'm going to fail.
- Yep.
- I'm like some kind of video genius, for real.
I should make movies or something, I swear.
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