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- Previously on "Tales of the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,"

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I totally fought a robot,
and a bear, too.

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We got attacked by Bishop
and her Mechazoids,

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and I got separated
from my family.

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Even worse, I got stuck
with Bishop's intern, Rod,

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whose dad can call off the
robots and save my brothers.

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In exchange, he wants to
get turned into a mutant

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because he's legit crazy.

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Anyway, I accidentally
turned a pigeon

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into a mutant instead.
These things happen.

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Long story short, I beat
the Mechazoid all on my own,

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but now, I got to help
my brothers.

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- Did you know there's
a new street gang in town?

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- What? Where?
I need new butts to kick.

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- You shouldn't be so aggro.
- Yeah, sure, Mikey.

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Next time I'm in a fight,
I'll just tell jokes.

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- [squeaking]

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- I'm not worried.

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- Humans all seem
pretty awesome.

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- I'm not gonna let anything
happen to us, Dad.

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- I got this!

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[echoing]
Got this! Got this!

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[boat horn blasting]

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[gasps]

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[panting]

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Ah!

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[struggling]

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[groans]

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[gasps]

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[stomach grumbles]

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[retches]

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[panting]
[turtle clicks, whines]

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That's messed up, man.

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- Did that turtle just
cough up another turtle?

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- Dude, the big turtle
barfed up another turtle.

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Does that make him,
like, a cannibal?

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I'm gonna lose it
if that little turtle

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coughs up
an even smaller turtle.

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[chainsaw revs]
- [whines]

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- OK, look.
[groans]

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I don't have time for
whatever this is, but if you--

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[winces]
if you want to go, then let's--

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ah.
[thuds]

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- If we want to go where?
He didn't finish.

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- Hey, sorry to interrupt,

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but that chainsaw,
it's very close to my face.

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- Chainsaw, knock it off
and get in the truck!

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- Aw!

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- Take the turtle.
We're leaving.

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[water bubbling]

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[distorted rumbling]

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- [grumbling]

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[beeping]

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[electrical static crackling]

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[ominous music]

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[clanking, whirring, crackling]

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[turtle clicks, whines]

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- Eh, not the weirdest thing
I've ever seen.

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[upbeat grungy rock music]

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♪ ♪

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[chicken clucking]
[engine revving]

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[train horn blares]

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♪ ♪

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- [groaning]

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- Get ready, freaks.

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My Mecha-robot-thing is going
to kick all your mutant butts,

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for the sake of humanity
and stuff.

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- Yeah, I don't really--

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I don't really remember
why I'm here.

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I feel--
I feel weirdly out of place.

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- Despite me talking
a big game all the time

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about being the leader,

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I have absolutely no idea
what to do.

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- Let me run some numbers
on this.

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Beep-boop, beep-boop,
beep-boop.

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Dork stuff.

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- Oh, I have a dumb idea.

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Let's just talk to them
and try and be nice.

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Like that would ever work.

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- I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.

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[blades ringing]

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We're gonna kick
their metal butts.

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[shouts]

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[epic music]

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- [roaring]

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- Let's go!

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♪ ♪

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What the--

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[grunts]

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Whoa.

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- All your strength
is not enough, Raphael.

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Your brothers' butts
will be kicked,

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all because
you couldn't save them.

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- Ah!

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No, no! Ah!

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- Yo, he's got gills.

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I told you turtles could
breathe underwater.

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- Those aren't gills.
That's just neck fat.

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- But he's a mutant,
so all bets are off.

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- Why the mask?

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Like, does he think
we can't tell

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he's a turtle
with that thing on?

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- Ah!

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[grunts]

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- See?
I told you he was alive.

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- You're about to wish
I wasn't, you--

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did you tie me up with
an extension cord?

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- And what about it?

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- Told you that was
a dumb idea.

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Mutants are super strong,
and they can breathe fire.

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- You want to tell me
who you idiots are

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before I crack your skulls,
or after?

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[neck cracking]
I'm gonna do both, honestly.

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I've got a lot of anger
to work out.

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- We're the Purple Dragons,
and we run Brooklyn.

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- Well, more like
the Sunset Park Bay Ridge area.

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- I wouldn't even call it
Sunset Park, the neighborhood.

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- Eh, technically,
Bad Bernie still controls it.

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So it's more like
the block across from the park.

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- Yo, shut up!
He doesn't need to know that.

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We're the Purple Dragons,

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and we run 7th Ave
between 40 and 42 Street.

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- I changed my mind.
I don't--I don't care.

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Which one of you thrift shop
rejects wanna go first?

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[tires squeal]

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[beeping]
Ah!

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I'm pretty sure I've got a--
a few broken ribs.

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You're a big one.

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Hiya, Hagrid.

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Any chance this is, like,
an industrial-themed hospital?

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What is that? A brick?

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Yep, looks like a brick
all right.

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[chicken clucking]
Hey.

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[crows loudly]

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What are you--
[grunts]

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[bone crunches]
Ah!

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[winces]

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[chickens clucking]

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What the heck is this place?

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[soft ominous music]

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[chickens squawk]
Get off. Shoo!

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I don't want your bird flu.

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[bone crunches]
[grunts]

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- Hey, you're upsetting
the chickens.

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Don't worry, Sherry,
you look strong. Healthy.

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You too, Becks.

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- What are you doing?

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- I'm putting arms
on the chickens.

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- Why?

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- So they can
protect themselves.

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- Yeah?
Well, who's gonna protect you?

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[dramatic music]

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[distant bird caw]

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[wind blows]

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Ah!
[metallic clunk]

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The heck?
Ah, come on, seriously? Chains?

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What, is this supposed to be
some kind of

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low-budget horror movie?

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- Please stop.

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I don't want to have
to hurt you again.

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- All right, Gigantor,

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you couldn't hurt me
if you tried.

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I'm a mutant,
you know what that means?

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It means you're about to get
a world-class beatdown and--

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- My name's Hun.
- What?

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- My name is Hun, not Gigantor.

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It's not OK to make fun of
someone 'cause of their size.

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- What's with you?
What is this place, huh?

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Your little--
your little street gang

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does chicken farming
on the side?

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[chickens clucking]

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- [sighs] I wish.

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[engine revving]

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[chickens squawking]

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[metallic sheen]

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- Come on, Angel!
We talked about this.

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- This is my baby.
I'm not leaving it outside.

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Crime around here is crazy.

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We're literally in a warehouse
full of criminals.

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- The noise scares
the chickens.

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- No one cares about
the chickens, Hun.

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Forget about the chickens!

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- Oh, what are you supposed
to be, his mom?

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- That's Angel, she's not my--

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- I know she's not your mom.

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She's only like
a year older than.

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You can we just get on with
this, OK? I got places to be.

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- What?
You got a math test tomorrow?

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You and the other turtles,
you go to school,

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isn't that right?

191
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- Wait.

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He's a turtle?
- Yes, he's a turtle.

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Do you not watch TV?

194
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- Wait, what did you think
I was?

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- Uh, crab?

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- All right, talk time's over.

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It's time to crack some eggs.
[grunts]

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♪ ♪

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- Ah!

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- And by "eggs,"
I mean your heads.

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- That's not funny.

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- Now you've done it, Turtle.

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[grunts]

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Hun!

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- [roars]

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[bones cracking]

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- [gasps]

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[grunts]

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Yeah, OK.

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I--I guess I could hang around
for a little while.

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- Sorry, Turtle.

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- I told you to make sure
he was secure.

213
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Bob's letting us use this place
as a favor.

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He said not to wreck it.
Look at the floor.

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Kitsune is coming
personally, Hun.

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She wants to see
the mutant for herself,

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so he has to stay put.

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You think you can handle that?
- Yes, Angel.

219
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- [groans]
Kitsune put us in charge.

220
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You're the strongest Dragon
here,

221
00:09:04,717 --> 00:09:07,415
but no one's gonna respect you
if you don't toughen up.

222
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So brick up already!

223
00:09:10,244 --> 00:09:13,465
You've got one job, Hun.
Just watch him!

224
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[chicken clucks softly]

225
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- Great. At least no one
will think to look for me

226
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in an abandoned chicken factory
with sad Shaq over here.

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[beeping]

228
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- [distorted grumbling]

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[glass squeaks]

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[electrical crackling]

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[electrical crackling]

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- [grunts]
Are you kidding me with this?

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I'm gonna get out
of these chains,

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and I'm gonna--
[groans]

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Hey, big man. Sorry.

236
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Earl, Honk,
whatever your name is.

237
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,949
Can you get a little closer?

238
00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:05,691
I have a secret to tell you
about kicking your butt.

239
00:10:05,865 --> 00:10:07,084
- No.

240
00:10:07,301 --> 00:10:09,347
What did I do to deserve
all this attitude?

241
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:10,870
- Seriously?

242
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You kidnapped me
and hung me on a hook!

243
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- You attacked us first.

244
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- You chained me to the floor
in a chicken factory.

245
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:17,964
- It's not a factory.

246
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They're humanely treated.
Bob said so.

247
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- Yeah, I mean, I'm sure
the giant death plucker

248
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hanging from the ceiling is,
uh, it's just for decoration.

249
00:10:25,145 --> 00:10:26,886
Look, Bob lied, man.

250
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Not to mention, it's like
100 degrees in here, OK?

251
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There's nothing humane about
lacking an air conditioner.

252
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- [grunts angrily]

253
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[intense rock music]

254
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[roars]

255
00:10:37,897 --> 00:10:39,682
- Oh, my God.
Is this how you fight?

256
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:40,987
Ow. [grunts] You--
- [chomps]

257
00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:43,555
- Ow! Oh, what,
are you biting now? Ew!

258
00:10:43,729 --> 00:10:44,861
You fight like
a hungry sixth grader.

259
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:47,124
[grunts]

260
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,213
[groans]

261
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,519
If I throw up,
I hope some of it gets on you.

262
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:54,044
[burps]
- That's gross.

263
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,785
Sorry about the violence,
Becks.

264
00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:57,525
I'm gonna get you out of here.

265
00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,267
[chickens clucking]

266
00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:01,965
All of you.

267
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,575
- What,
you're an animal liberator?

268
00:11:03,749 --> 00:11:05,533
Liberate me. I'm an animal.

269
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,448
- I'm sorry I bit you.

270
00:11:07,622 --> 00:11:08,493
- And you're bad at this.

271
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,190
I--I'm your prisoner.

272
00:11:10,364 --> 00:11:12,018
I mean, you don't have to
apologize to me.

273
00:11:12,192 --> 00:11:13,759
How are you in a position
of authority here?

274
00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:15,456
[stammers]
Baffles me.

275
00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:20,113
- I don't know.
I'm the biggest, the strongest.

276
00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:23,943
The other Dragons,
I have to protect them.

277
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,597
- Yeah, man,
I--I get that, all right?

278
00:11:25,771 --> 00:11:27,860
Except sometimes--

279
00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:30,863
- Sometimes,
I'm not strong enough.

280
00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:35,825
So I carry Bricky to help
remind me to be stronger.

281
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,391
- Bricky?

282
00:11:37,565 --> 00:11:39,350
Man, god, you've really
gotta workshop that name.

283
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,134
I mean, "Brick Cage" feels like

284
00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:43,006
an obvious winner,
if you ask me.

285
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,572
How about, uh--
how about "Brick Jagger"?

286
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,400
[chicken squawking loudly]

287
00:11:46,574 --> 00:11:48,663
Yeah, I still don't understand
how there's a--

288
00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,491
a chicken plucking factory
in the city.

289
00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:53,103
- We're just borrowing it
until we get our own place.

290
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,235
[chickens clucking]
- Hey, what's their problem?

291
00:11:55,409 --> 00:11:56,846
- I don't think they like you.

292
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,239
They find your energy
unsettling, obviously.

293
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:02,155
[softly] It's OK.
He's not gonna hurt you.

294
00:12:02,329 --> 00:12:04,288
[dramatic music]

295
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,856
- It's a Mechazoid!
- What's a Mechazoid?

296
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,989
- There's these--
look, it's complicated, OK?

297
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,469
There's a weird killer robot
out there

298
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,297
hunting for me and my brothers.

299
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,952
- What's it doing up there?
- I don't know.

300
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,692
Maybe it's waiting up there
for the right moment.

301
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,695
Maybe it got banged up like
I did, and it's fixing itself.

302
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,523
You gotta let me
out of here, man.

303
00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:24,134
- I can't.

304
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,310
- Look, I'm trying to
help you, Hun.

305
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,312
That thing's gonna come in here
and tear us up.

306
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:29,835
Probably the chickens, too.

307
00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,271
- Do you know how mad
Kitsune would be?

308
00:12:31,445 --> 00:12:34,187
- Ooh, big bad leader of
the Purple Dragons.

309
00:12:34,361 --> 00:12:36,233
You act like
she's some kind of boogeyman.

310
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,843
I mean, maybe she scares you,
but not me.

311
00:12:38,017 --> 00:12:40,498
[engine revving]
- She's here.

312
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,935
[engine revving]

313
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:49,594
[ominous music]

314
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:56,949
♪ ♪

315
00:12:57,123 --> 00:12:59,560
- What? Hun, turn me around.

316
00:12:59,734 --> 00:13:02,520
♪ ♪

317
00:13:02,955 --> 00:13:05,523
[chicken clucking softly]

318
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:06,829
Are you for real?

319
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,395
This is your big boss?

320
00:13:08,569 --> 00:13:09,962
The one you're all afraid of?

321
00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:11,834
Show a little backbone, Hun.

322
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:15,098
[Purple Dragons shushing]
- Are you crazy?

323
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:19,232
- Angel, what do you have
for me?

324
00:13:19,406 --> 00:13:21,104
- It's one of the mutants
that helped save the city from

325
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,628
whatever that thing was,
the big monster.

326
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:27,197
Two of my guys fished it
out of the river.

327
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,329
- Look, Kitsune,
or whoever you are,

328
00:13:29,503 --> 00:13:30,983
I appreciate that you got
your little street gang

329
00:13:31,157 --> 00:13:33,029
going on in there,
matching colors,

330
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,769
doing your little crimes
or whatever,

331
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,076
but you need to let me go
right now,

332
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,557
or I swear, I'll--

333
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,081
[tapping screen]

334
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,388
[notification whooshes]
- Go on.

335
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:49,001
- Uh, that was, like,
an implied threat.

336
00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:51,308
I mean, your imagination
is supposed to--

337
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,700
[sighs]

338
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,354
Look, I'm gonna get out of
these chains

339
00:13:54,528 --> 00:13:56,574
and kick the living snot
out of all of you.

340
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,881
Starting with you, lady.

341
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,273
- Right.

342
00:14:00,447 --> 00:14:03,146
And you haven't done this
already because?

343
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,585
That's what I thought.

344
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,587
- [exhales] What do you even
want with me anyway?

345
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:13,330
- As it turns out, there are
several international buyers

346
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:17,290
interested in having a mutant
specimen all their own,

347
00:14:17,464 --> 00:14:19,771
and are willing to pay
an exorbitant price

348
00:14:19,945 --> 00:14:22,600
to procure one.
- Uh, what?

349
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,645
- We're selling you, mutant.

350
00:14:24,819 --> 00:14:25,733
- [loudly] What?

351
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,214
- Get him ready for shipment.

352
00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:31,000
Oh, but cut off one of
his fingers, please.

353
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,436
There's a pharmaceutical
company

354
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,438
that was asking for samples.

355
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,919
- [chuckling] Yes. Yes, yes!

356
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,355
Finally!
[phone rings]

357
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,792
- I have to take this.
Nothing personal.

358
00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:42,881
- OK, whoa,
let's just talk about this.

359
00:14:43,055 --> 00:14:45,318
[chainsaw revving]
Hey!

360
00:14:45,492 --> 00:14:47,755
How much of a finger
do you really need?

361
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,279
I mean, I only have three.

362
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,585
Maybe we compromise with
a little milking?

363
00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:53,674
- [rumbling]

364
00:14:53,848 --> 00:14:54,719
[beeping]

365
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:56,460
- Oh, come on!

366
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,592
Hey, lady! Kitsune!

367
00:14:58,766 --> 00:15:00,203
there's an evil robot
that's gonna come in here

368
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,944
and wipe out
your stupid Purple Dragons

369
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,597
if you don't let me go.

370
00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:05,077
You got to believe me.

371
00:15:05,251 --> 00:15:07,645
[chainsaw revving]
- Really, Turtle?

372
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,604
Not the police, or even
your other mutant friends,

373
00:15:10,778 --> 00:15:13,868
but an evil robot?

374
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:17,872
Next time,
try something believable.

375
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,396
- Uh, that's really close
to my face.

376
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,050
- Sorry.

377
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,182
But I did really like
talking to you.

378
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,317
- I should--I should try--

379
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:30,320
- Sometimes you get farther
with a smile and a kind word.

380
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,148
Just saying.
- Yeah, sure, Mikey.

381
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,628
Next time I'm in a fight,
I'll just tell jokes.

382
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,327
I should try talking to you.

383
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,416
Maybe tell you a joke.

384
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,983
Yeah, yeah.

385
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:44,073
Hey, Hun, why'd the chicken
cross the road?

386
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,553
- What?
- So I can eat it.

387
00:15:46,727 --> 00:15:48,642
- [laughs]

388
00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:50,557
It doesn't make sense,
but that's why I like it.

389
00:15:50,731 --> 00:15:52,168
It's nuanced.

390
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,561
[chainsaw revving]
- How do you offend a chicken?

391
00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:55,910
You roast it.

392
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,651
[scattered snickering]

393
00:15:57,825 --> 00:15:59,392
- Hey. That's not funny.

394
00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:01,525
- Why don't chickens
like people?

395
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:02,874
Because people beat eggs.

396
00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:04,832
- [gasps]
[Purple Dragons laughing]

397
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,921
- That's a good one,
right, Hun?

398
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,663
- Are all of these jokes going
to be about hurting chickens?

399
00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:11,143
- Probably, yeah, yeah.

400
00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:12,318
What day of the week are
chickens afraid of?

401
00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:14,538
- Don't say Fry-day.
- Fry-day!

402
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,540
[laughter]

403
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:17,932
- [growls]

404
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,412
What are you doing?

405
00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:21,284
- I'm taking
my brother's advice,

406
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,937
and I'm buying time.
- For what?

407
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,722
- [rumbling]
[glass shatters]

408
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,594
[dramatic music]

409
00:16:27,768 --> 00:16:30,815
♪ ♪

410
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,251
- For that.

411
00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:38,040
- [rumbling]

412
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:41,521
- What the heck is that?

413
00:16:41,695 --> 00:16:43,610
- It's an evil robot
killing machine.

414
00:16:43,784 --> 00:16:45,786
The turtle wasn't lying.
Get it!

415
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,440
- [shouting]

416
00:16:47,614 --> 00:16:48,963
[grunts in effort]

417
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,053
[clanking]

418
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,228
[chickens squawk]

419
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:55,448
[chainsaw revving]

420
00:16:55,622 --> 00:16:57,233
- Come on, baby.

421
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,496
[engine roars]
It's our time to shine!

422
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,888
Yah!

423
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,022
[blade grinds, stops]

424
00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:05,805
- [rumbling]

425
00:17:05,979 --> 00:17:08,286
- [nervous chuckle]

426
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:09,984
Sorry?
[grunts]

427
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,426
[chickens squawking]
- No!

428
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,385
[dramatic music]

429
00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:22,257
[metallic clank]

430
00:17:22,431 --> 00:17:24,911
- Ooh, uh, never mind.
I did not mean that!

431
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,611
- [grunts in effort]

432
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,265
[electrical zapping]
Ah!

433
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,049
[groans]

434
00:17:31,223 --> 00:17:33,617
- Hey, Mech-head,
what are you waiting for?

435
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,009
I'm right here!

436
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,969
- [snarls]

437
00:17:38,143 --> 00:17:40,276
[chainsaw buzzing]

438
00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:44,410
[chickens clucking]
- [grunts]

439
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,327
OK, maybe this is why
Leo makes the plans.

440
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,242
[chicken squawks]

441
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:51,765
- Sherie!

442
00:17:51,939 --> 00:17:52,853
[chainsaw buzzing]

443
00:17:53,027 --> 00:17:54,594
[roars]

444
00:17:54,768 --> 00:17:57,771
Rah!

445
00:17:57,945 --> 00:18:01,123
[grunting]
[brick thudding]

446
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,734
- Hey, thanks for
the good times, guys.

447
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,301
See ya around.

448
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:08,956
♪ ♪

449
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,572
- [screams]

450
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:19,619
[thudding and pounding]

451
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:23,971
[grunts, shouts]

452
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,410
[Dragons screaming]

453
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:30,021
[grunts]

454
00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:31,588
- [sighs] Come on.
Don't be stupid, Raph.

455
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,503
Just--just walk away and--

456
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:34,982
- [screaming]

457
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,810
- [groans]
Hang on, Hun.

458
00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:39,073
- [shouts]

459
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,640
I can't let you leave.

460
00:18:40,814 --> 00:18:42,816
- Leave?
I'm trying to save you guys.

461
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,949
- Kitsune said--
- Where's your boss now, huh?

462
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:46,820
Oh, right. She split.

463
00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:48,822
Now get out of my way,
or help me.

464
00:18:48,996 --> 00:18:50,433
- Angel!

465
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:51,825
[straining]

466
00:18:51,999 --> 00:18:53,740
- Hun!
- I'll be taking these back.

467
00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:56,003
Yah!

468
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,353
[shouts]

469
00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:01,095
[blade ringing]

470
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,619
- [grunts, shouts]

471
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:06,013
[breathing heavily]

472
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,190
- You ready to brick up?

473
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,322
♪ ♪

474
00:19:10,496 --> 00:19:12,846
- [roars]
[chainsaw buzzing]

475
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:17,242
♪ ♪

476
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:18,591
[brick thuds loudly]
- Ah!

477
00:19:18,765 --> 00:19:20,158
- Yah! [snarls]

478
00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:22,595
[metallic ringing]

479
00:19:22,769 --> 00:19:24,815
[hollow clattering]

480
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,601
[declining whirring]

481
00:19:28,775 --> 00:19:30,386
- Yes!
- Yeah! [groans]

482
00:19:32,039 --> 00:19:37,393
[mechanical chirping, rumbling]

483
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,742
- What?

484
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,440
That's not fair.
We chopped its head off!

485
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,790
- [snarls]
[chainsaw buzzing]

486
00:19:43,964 --> 00:19:47,794
- [grunting]

487
00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:49,143
Oof!

488
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,147
Turtle...

489
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:57,674
Huh?

490
00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:00,242
- [shouting]

491
00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:04,028
♪ ♪

492
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,204
Get plucked.

493
00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:09,294
[shouting]

494
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:13,907
[chickens squawking]

495
00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:15,735
- [winces]

496
00:20:15,909 --> 00:20:16,867
All right, that was--
that was pretty good.

497
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,956
Just, uh--
[coughs]

498
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,740
just give me a minute
if we're gonna fight now.

499
00:20:20,914 --> 00:20:22,307
[groans]

500
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:29,793
"Bishop Robotics"?

501
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,185
Are we doing this?

502
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,624
- No.

503
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,800
- Fine.
You saved Hun.

504
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,542
He's a big idiot,
but he's my idiot.

505
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:40,630
We're even.

506
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,284
- Wait. You--you mean--

507
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,808
- Just get out of here.
I'll tell Kitsune you escaped.

508
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,376
- Yeah. Yeah, fine.

509
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,683
Hey, Hun,
see you on the other side...

510
00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:53,860
of the road,
which I'm about to cross.

511
00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:56,385
- Your jokes are bad, Turtle.

512
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,259
Bob's gonna be mad
we wrecked his place.

513
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:02,739
- Yeah.

514
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,871
We'll tell him
the mutant did it.

515
00:21:05,045 --> 00:21:07,787
[chickens clucking softly]

516
00:21:07,961 --> 00:21:10,834
- Be free, my friends.

517
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,357
Don't talk to strangers.

518
00:21:12,531 --> 00:21:14,011
And stay away from dogs.

519
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:19,233
[chickens cooing]

520
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,801
They're crossing the road...

521
00:21:21,975 --> 00:21:25,718
to freedom.

522
00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:27,459
[engine roars]
[chicken squawks]

523
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,768
- You forgot to teach it
to look both ways.

524
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:32,986
Wait. Where's my bike?

525
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,468
[engine revving]

526
00:21:36,642 --> 00:21:37,730
- I'm coming, guys.

527
00:21:37,904 --> 00:21:41,255
♪ ♪

528
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,474
[train horn blasting]

529
00:21:42,648 --> 00:21:44,084
- [screams]
- [snarls]

530
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:50,917
[grungy electronic rock music]

531
00:21:51,091 --> 00:21:57,707
♪ ♪

532
00:22:15,115 --> 00:22:16,465
[quirky fanfare]