1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:47,294 --> 00:00:49,294 You're very punctual. 4 00:00:50,454 --> 00:00:52,014 Come in. 5 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,290 You're lucky a room is available. 6 00:00:56,374 --> 00:00:59,894 One of our tenants got a new job and moved away. 7 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,360 Go ahead, have a look around. 8 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,200 Don't be shy. 9 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:15,007 DO YOUR DISHES OR ZORRO WILL COME AND STICK A FORK UP YOUR ASS 10 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,548 - And the other tenants? - At work. 11 00:01:19,014 --> 00:01:20,334 I think. 12 00:01:25,934 --> 00:01:27,374 It's Gran's. 13 00:01:27,714 --> 00:01:29,674 She's probably in church now. 14 00:01:29,974 --> 00:01:31,854 She's a darling, you'll see. 15 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,481 Do you have a grandma? 16 00:01:37,734 --> 00:01:38,934 Unfortunately not. 17 00:01:40,094 --> 00:01:41,974 Mine will surely love you. 18 00:01:42,414 --> 00:01:45,451 She makes everyone feel at home here. 19 00:01:50,494 --> 00:01:53,010 She doesn't mind living with young people? 20 00:01:53,094 --> 00:01:55,654 Gran is very open-minded for her age. 21 00:02:02,054 --> 00:02:04,734 We're making upgrades whenever we can. 22 00:02:09,946 --> 00:02:12,466 - The price is compelling. - Right? 23 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,934 - Where have you lived before, mister? - Call me Tomek. 24 00:02:18,214 --> 00:02:19,374 Sonia. 25 00:02:22,494 --> 00:02:23,530 At the dorm. 26 00:02:23,614 --> 00:02:26,294 You'll have more peace and quiet here. 27 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:29,374 It's a place for calm, working people. 28 00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:33,574 - Is that okay? - Perfect, I want peace and quiet. 29 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:36,134 Perfect. 30 00:02:40,974 --> 00:02:43,214 This is our standard agreement. 31 00:02:49,774 --> 00:02:52,334 “Stickers on wardrobes not allowed”? 32 00:02:52,534 --> 00:02:54,294 We had our share of weirdos. 33 00:02:58,454 --> 00:03:02,494 If I want to move out within a year, I need to find a replacement? 34 00:03:02,894 --> 00:03:04,850 That's standard too. 35 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:07,614 But don't worry, people fight over our rooms. 36 00:03:22,054 --> 00:03:25,854 This is the best you can get for this price, trust me. 37 00:03:48,174 --> 00:03:49,174 Fine. 38 00:03:49,494 --> 00:03:52,014 - Where do I sign? - At the end. 39 00:03:59,454 --> 00:04:01,694 - You're going out? - Yeah. 40 00:04:01,894 --> 00:04:03,214 I'll see you around. 41 00:04:03,414 --> 00:04:05,094 Which room is yours? 42 00:04:06,094 --> 00:04:09,774 I don't live here. But I drop by from time to time. 43 00:04:16,054 --> 00:04:17,254 Fuck! 44 00:05:53,574 --> 00:05:55,734 THINK LIKE A MILLIONAIRE 45 00:05:55,854 --> 00:05:58,134 DISCOVER THE WINNER IN YOU 46 00:06:32,334 --> 00:06:36,654 FOR ALL YOUR INTERNET NEEDS, SEE MR SEWERYN, LAST ROOM UPSTAIRS 47 00:06:41,814 --> 00:06:45,570 Fuck off, loser! Yo mama responds to spam! 48 00:06:45,654 --> 00:06:48,530 Get your ass down there and get the fucker! 49 00:06:48,614 --> 00:06:51,610 That's right! Hit the motherfucker! 50 00:06:51,694 --> 00:06:52,930 Excuse me? 51 00:06:53,014 --> 00:06:54,014 Fuck! 52 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:57,254 I almost fucking finished! 53 00:06:57,454 --> 00:06:59,654 - What's wrong with you? - Sorry. 54 00:07:01,934 --> 00:07:03,214 I'm the new tenant. 55 00:07:12,494 --> 00:07:14,574 - Do you play games? - No. 56 00:07:17,814 --> 00:07:19,374 What's your favorite game? 57 00:07:19,734 --> 00:07:22,014 Tomb Raider. Do you know it? 58 00:07:27,494 --> 00:07:29,134 Can I get the WiFi password? 59 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,970 452344 JOB OFFERS FOR YOU 60 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:34,974 JUNIOR FINANCIAL ANALYST 61 00:07:35,094 --> 00:07:37,414 FINANCIAL ANALYST 62 00:07:37,574 --> 00:07:39,374 REQUIREMENTS 63 00:07:39,854 --> 00:07:41,934 Three years of experience. 64 00:07:43,174 --> 00:07:45,774 Certification required. 65 00:07:49,174 --> 00:07:53,174 Two years of experience, at least one in a managerial position. 66 00:07:56,174 --> 00:07:57,614 Fuck! 67 00:08:10,334 --> 00:08:11,530 Good morning. 68 00:08:11,614 --> 00:08:14,454 - Sit down. - Thanks. 69 00:08:17,654 --> 00:08:18,974 One moment. 70 00:08:20,134 --> 00:08:23,094 - That fucking piece of shit. - Excuse me? 71 00:08:24,614 --> 00:08:26,574 Sorry. One moment. 72 00:08:27,734 --> 00:08:29,770 - Your name? - Tomek Godlewski. 73 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:31,854 Tomek Godlewski. 74 00:08:32,014 --> 00:08:34,890 How long have you been looking for a job? 75 00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:36,134 A few weeks. 76 00:08:36,334 --> 00:08:38,534 A few weeks? That's not so bad. 77 00:08:39,174 --> 00:08:41,214 Not bad at all. 78 00:08:45,774 --> 00:08:48,494 - Is it always so empty here? - Empty? 79 00:08:48,814 --> 00:08:53,214 It's not empty in the morning. You just came in late. 80 00:08:54,174 --> 00:08:57,094 - Not an early bird, huh? - Not really. 81 00:09:00,054 --> 00:09:01,054 You wrote that? 82 00:09:01,254 --> 00:09:04,334 Of course. You wouldn't want me to lie, would you? 83 00:09:05,134 --> 00:09:07,934 Can you just skip that part? 84 00:09:08,974 --> 00:09:10,174 I can. 85 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:13,294 Skipped. 86 00:09:13,774 --> 00:09:16,370 - Education? - Banking and finance. 87 00:09:16,454 --> 00:09:18,414 Banking and finance… 88 00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:25,290 MASTER'S DEGREE IN BANKING AND FINANCE 89 00:09:25,374 --> 00:09:27,170 - You have a masters! - I do. 90 00:09:27,254 --> 00:09:28,854 - Congratulations! - Thanks. 91 00:09:28,974 --> 00:09:29,974 Great. 92 00:09:30,454 --> 00:09:33,090 You were behind the economic crisis, right? 93 00:09:33,174 --> 00:09:35,294 - Me? - And your banker friends. 94 00:09:35,694 --> 00:09:37,414 - I just graduated. - Exactly. 95 00:09:37,614 --> 00:09:39,974 Why would you even study finance? 96 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:43,690 - I want to help people. - As a banker? 97 00:09:43,774 --> 00:09:48,294 I believe that if I'm honest, I can do a lot of good. 98 00:09:48,614 --> 00:09:53,214 Right, totally. Bankers can do so much good. 99 00:09:53,374 --> 00:09:56,254 They caused the crisis and now they'll save us. 100 00:09:56,494 --> 00:09:58,014 Hail the bankers. 101 00:09:58,574 --> 00:09:59,894 I heard it's not so bad. 102 00:10:00,054 --> 00:10:04,054 Do you know who is the most unemployed graduate group? 103 00:10:04,454 --> 00:10:06,534 Bankers and finance specialists. 104 00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:09,534 And sociologists, to be fair. 105 00:10:10,894 --> 00:10:14,094 I'll sign you up for our courses. 106 00:10:14,294 --> 00:10:18,214 You have no skills to speak of. Go and learn something useful. 107 00:10:22,694 --> 00:10:25,054 “In EBC, we care about people.” 108 00:10:25,734 --> 00:10:28,974 “We offer vast career opportunities.” 109 00:10:29,094 --> 00:10:34,494 “Our offices are located in a prestigious Warsaw neighborhood.” 110 00:10:35,294 --> 00:10:38,414 “50% of women in senior management.” 111 00:10:39,654 --> 00:10:40,854 Go figure! 112 00:10:52,254 --> 00:10:54,454 Fucking hell! 113 00:10:54,574 --> 00:10:56,650 Get the fuck out! 114 00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:58,374 I said, get the fuck out! 115 00:10:58,654 --> 00:11:02,374 Shut your fucking mouth! 116 00:11:03,054 --> 00:11:05,374 Out, now! 117 00:11:06,294 --> 00:11:07,974 Fucking moron! 118 00:11:09,614 --> 00:11:13,174 That fucking motherfucker! 119 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,094 Hey! 120 00:11:16,774 --> 00:11:18,174 You like eavesdropping? 121 00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:20,414 I was just… 122 00:11:24,854 --> 00:11:27,450 It's fine. I like it too. 123 00:11:27,534 --> 00:11:30,490 - It's your private business, I… - Chill, dude. 124 00:11:30,574 --> 00:11:34,974 - I though something bad happened. - Lots of bad things happen here. 125 00:11:36,214 --> 00:11:37,290 Like what? 126 00:11:37,374 --> 00:11:40,970 The last guy who lived here killed himself. 127 00:11:41,054 --> 00:11:42,934 - What? - Suicide. 128 00:11:43,294 --> 00:11:46,054 - In this room? - In this very bed, dude! 129 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,890 Blood was gushing everywhere. 130 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:52,254 I bet there are stains left. Can't you smell it? 131 00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:55,170 Dude, I'm fucking with you! 132 00:11:55,254 --> 00:11:57,130 He disappeared. Or moved out. 133 00:11:57,214 --> 00:11:59,370 I don't know, the night was dark. 134 00:11:59,454 --> 00:12:01,690 Don't worry, I'm just next door. 135 00:12:01,774 --> 00:12:04,850 And the walls here are paper-thin. 136 00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:06,974 So if you ever stop breathing, 137 00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:08,734 which could happen, 138 00:12:09,294 --> 00:12:11,654 I'll come to check on you. 139 00:12:12,614 --> 00:12:13,814 I appreciate that. 140 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,814 Or to steal all your shit. 141 00:12:17,294 --> 00:12:20,974 My pops always said, stealing is the best way to get rich. 142 00:12:23,974 --> 00:12:26,934 I'm kidding! I'll come help, I'm a good guy. 143 00:12:27,854 --> 00:12:33,930 If you ever need help when a bad thing happens… 144 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,810 What bad thing? 145 00:12:35,894 --> 00:12:37,650 I don't know. 146 00:12:37,734 --> 00:12:39,450 Are you suggesting something? 147 00:12:39,534 --> 00:12:42,090 I'm just saying that if you need help… 148 00:12:42,174 --> 00:12:44,894 Help? Who needs help, dude? 149 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,930 What are you talking about? 150 00:12:48,014 --> 00:12:50,934 - I just said that… - You think I'm some degenerate? 151 00:12:51,774 --> 00:12:53,734 - No, I… - Yes you do! 152 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:57,970 Are you trying to make a fool out of me? 153 00:12:58,054 --> 00:12:59,054 No… 154 00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:02,370 Make up your fucking mind! Who do you think I am? 155 00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:04,734 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 156 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:06,654 I'm sorry. 157 00:13:09,494 --> 00:13:10,734 I'm fucking with you! 158 00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:13,810 You almost shat your pants! 159 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:17,694 Fooled once, fooled for life! 160 00:13:20,694 --> 00:13:21,974 Got a job? 161 00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:25,454 I'm still looking. I've just graduated. 162 00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:28,414 - What do you do? - I sell carpets. 163 00:13:29,454 --> 00:13:32,214 Cool. In a shop? 164 00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:35,894 No, I go door to door with a bunch of Gypsies. 165 00:13:36,494 --> 00:13:38,810 I'm my own boss. It's great. 166 00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:40,094 Where's that loser? 167 00:13:43,414 --> 00:13:46,014 Gotta go. The princess calls. 168 00:13:47,454 --> 00:13:48,934 Nice laptop. 169 00:13:49,974 --> 00:13:51,534 Keep an eye on it. 170 00:13:52,174 --> 00:13:54,414 - You're joking. - Who knows? 171 00:14:01,854 --> 00:14:02,854 Jesus! 172 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:06,654 - How many of these have you sent? - About a hundred. 173 00:14:06,854 --> 00:14:09,210 - That's not good. - Too many? 174 00:14:09,294 --> 00:14:11,814 Too few. But that's not the point. 175 00:14:12,494 --> 00:14:13,730 I don't follow. 176 00:14:13,814 --> 00:14:16,334 Companies get millions of CVs like this one. 177 00:14:16,534 --> 00:14:20,214 - Millions? - Metaphorically. I meant a lot. 178 00:14:20,574 --> 00:14:26,974 Your CV ends on a stack of other CVs. It only gets looked at for a second. 179 00:14:27,454 --> 00:14:29,454 This second is your only chance. 180 00:14:29,654 --> 00:14:32,130 Your CV needs to scream. 181 00:14:32,214 --> 00:14:34,290 It needs to seduce. 182 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,134 Charm at first sight. 183 00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:39,014 It has to say, 184 00:14:39,134 --> 00:14:43,214 this is the employee I've been waiting for my whole life! 185 00:14:50,294 --> 00:14:51,414 Hi. 186 00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:53,894 Hello. 187 00:14:53,974 --> 00:14:56,974 You're our new flatmate. 188 00:14:57,654 --> 00:14:59,134 That's right. 189 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:00,854 Careful. 190 00:15:01,014 --> 00:15:02,094 Thanks. 191 00:15:03,174 --> 00:15:05,610 - Tomek, nice to meet you. - Hi, I'm Marta. 192 00:15:05,694 --> 00:15:07,850 - You live… - Next to you. 193 00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:08,934 Right. 194 00:15:09,694 --> 00:15:11,974 You hear me and Jarek fight? 195 00:15:14,574 --> 00:15:17,970 I suppose you have quite a… 196 00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:19,374 Fiery relationship. 197 00:15:20,414 --> 00:15:21,454 Exactly. 198 00:15:25,094 --> 00:15:27,334 Dracula simia. 199 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,414 Monkey orchid. 200 00:15:29,774 --> 00:15:31,254 For the plant shelter. 201 00:15:31,574 --> 00:15:32,770 Plant shelter? 202 00:15:32,854 --> 00:15:35,614 People give me the plants they don't want, 203 00:15:36,134 --> 00:15:39,414 and other people can pick them up. 204 00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:42,530 I take care of them in the meantime. 205 00:15:42,614 --> 00:15:44,290 Cool. How is that going? 206 00:15:44,374 --> 00:15:45,734 Not bad. 207 00:15:46,494 --> 00:15:48,414 At least the giving away part. 208 00:16:01,814 --> 00:16:05,014 Come on in. 209 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,814 - Wow! - Everyone had to start somewhere. 210 00:16:08,374 --> 00:16:10,974 I had one tiny plant here. 211 00:16:11,654 --> 00:16:12,934 And now? 212 00:16:13,094 --> 00:16:16,014 Welcome to the fucking jungle! 213 00:16:34,174 --> 00:16:35,174 Fuck! 214 00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:36,854 Bloody hell! 215 00:16:46,654 --> 00:16:48,414 You're Sonia's grandmother? 216 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:49,890 Sorry for the noise. 217 00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:52,174 Do I need to call your parents? 218 00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:55,410 Tell them you keep the lights on till 11 p.m.? 219 00:16:55,494 --> 00:16:58,734 That's not so late, is it? 220 00:17:00,214 --> 00:17:02,254 What will I tell the neighbors, 221 00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:07,774 when they come in the morning and ask me 222 00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:12,254 why the light is still on at 11 p.m.? 223 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:19,054 Is it about the bills? 224 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,414 Did energy prices go up? 225 00:17:32,054 --> 00:17:36,254 You know what? I think I'll be heading to bed now. 226 00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:38,494 We liked sitting in the dark. 227 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,450 That can be quite pleasant. 228 00:17:43,534 --> 00:17:45,134 During the war. 229 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,595 The war? 230 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,600 We liked killing Germans. 231 00:17:52,294 --> 00:17:54,970 We killed off a whole division once. 232 00:17:55,054 --> 00:17:57,054 You fought in the war? 233 00:17:57,414 --> 00:17:59,094 But the Germans came back. 234 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:03,134 The same ones. 235 00:18:05,574 --> 00:18:08,094 So we killed them again. 236 00:18:09,414 --> 00:18:11,094 With silver bullets. 237 00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:19,010 Wasn't there a silver shortage then? 238 00:18:19,094 --> 00:18:21,294 But they came back anyway. 239 00:18:24,694 --> 00:18:26,574 At night, they had these… 240 00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:31,414 Flaming eyes. 241 00:18:33,574 --> 00:18:35,454 How old were you then? 242 00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:39,254 We put aspen stakes through their hearts, 243 00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:43,374 cut off their heads and stuck them under their arms. 244 00:18:49,454 --> 00:18:50,814 You know… 245 00:18:52,774 --> 00:18:55,334 Cutting a head off is no piece of cake. 246 00:19:00,214 --> 00:19:01,294 Right. 247 00:19:03,254 --> 00:19:06,494 That's enough reminiscing. 248 00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:44,454 Nice. I'd hire you. 249 00:19:47,294 --> 00:19:48,334 Thanks. 250 00:20:02,094 --> 00:20:05,694 Listen, is your grandmother okay? 251 00:20:07,454 --> 00:20:10,334 - Why? - We had a weird talk last night. 252 00:20:11,214 --> 00:20:13,254 Gran loves her stories. 253 00:20:16,134 --> 00:20:17,734 She spoke about the war. 254 00:20:18,934 --> 00:20:21,294 I don't know about the war. 255 00:20:23,294 --> 00:20:25,694 But she sees more than we do. 256 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,835 Meaning? 257 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,294 She has a gift. 258 00:20:30,094 --> 00:20:33,094 It always skips a generation, so… 259 00:20:35,774 --> 00:20:38,454 So you have it too? 260 00:20:39,494 --> 00:20:40,854 Do you need a spell? 261 00:20:41,854 --> 00:20:45,534 I could use it. I can't find a job. 262 00:20:45,854 --> 00:20:47,654 I'll need your blood. 263 00:20:49,694 --> 00:20:51,054 My blood? 264 00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:52,534 Or semen. 265 00:20:57,574 --> 00:20:59,014 You're easy to fool. 266 00:21:00,294 --> 00:21:01,854 I guess I am. 267 00:21:04,494 --> 00:21:05,574 Bye! 268 00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:09,214 Bye. 269 00:21:12,174 --> 00:21:13,614 Tomek, you moron. 270 00:21:16,134 --> 00:21:19,970 As you sit down, put your bag next to you. 271 00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:22,090 Don't do this, it will fall off. 272 00:21:22,174 --> 00:21:24,330 Or this, it looks weird. 273 00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:28,374 And don't put it behind you, you won't be able to sit properly. 274 00:21:28,574 --> 00:21:30,414 Remember, on the side. 275 00:21:31,894 --> 00:21:33,174 All right. 276 00:21:33,654 --> 00:21:35,050 Jackets. 277 00:21:35,134 --> 00:21:39,050 Top button always done, bottom button always undone. 278 00:21:39,134 --> 00:21:41,254 But when you sit down, 279 00:21:42,174 --> 00:21:43,934 unbutton the top one. 280 00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:45,934 That's better. 281 00:21:47,614 --> 00:21:50,770 Here we see acceptable shoe models. 282 00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:52,770 Oxfords, Derbies, Brogs. 283 00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,174 Look closely. 284 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:59,774 Remember the shapes and colors, they're important. 285 00:22:00,494 --> 00:22:01,574 They are. 286 00:22:02,574 --> 00:22:04,610 Okay. Now the shirt. 287 00:22:04,694 --> 00:22:07,490 You buy a cheap shirt, the color is nice. 288 00:22:07,574 --> 00:22:09,410 You wear it to an interview. 289 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,934 You're waiting. You check the tag. 290 00:22:12,454 --> 00:22:13,614 It's 100% polyester. 291 00:22:13,774 --> 00:22:16,410 What happens? You're starting to sweat. 292 00:22:16,494 --> 00:22:17,974 Trust me. 293 00:22:18,814 --> 00:22:21,294 This is not a good first impression. 294 00:22:21,934 --> 00:22:23,894 So remember, natural fabrics. 295 00:22:24,534 --> 00:22:25,690 Time for makeup. 296 00:22:25,774 --> 00:22:27,810 Something for the ladies. 297 00:22:27,894 --> 00:22:29,734 - Come up here, please. - No. 298 00:22:30,134 --> 00:22:32,890 Men can take an advantage of this, too. 299 00:22:32,974 --> 00:22:33,974 You, sir? 300 00:22:36,534 --> 00:22:38,134 - Me? - Yes, you. 301 00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:41,574 Do I have to? 302 00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:44,214 Yes, you do. Be a man and come up here. 303 00:22:46,414 --> 00:22:49,774 Apply the foundation with a sponge. Not too much. 304 00:22:50,534 --> 00:22:54,250 Don't be nervous, you'll be just fine. 305 00:22:54,334 --> 00:22:56,854 Now the powder. 306 00:22:57,894 --> 00:22:59,094 Great. 307 00:22:59,614 --> 00:23:02,094 Right here, very nice. 308 00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:06,974 Men don't usually use blush, so imagine he's a woman. 309 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,174 Nice and rosy. 310 00:23:11,334 --> 00:23:13,254 Eyes are the mirror of the soul. 311 00:23:13,774 --> 00:23:17,894 There are pictures of porn actresses before and after makeup. 312 00:23:18,134 --> 00:23:19,174 And, trust me… 313 00:23:19,374 --> 00:23:20,690 Don't move. 314 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:26,650 Trust me, they are regular girls that makeup turns into sex bombs. 315 00:23:26,734 --> 00:23:29,410 - Why are you so sad? - I'm not. 316 00:23:29,494 --> 00:23:31,134 You look great. 317 00:23:31,334 --> 00:23:34,294 You'll see when you look in the mirror. 318 00:23:34,774 --> 00:23:39,934 You can smack your lips, gently. Like this. 319 00:23:42,734 --> 00:23:43,734 Done. 320 00:23:44,534 --> 00:23:46,654 They won't recognize you at home. 321 00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:48,854 I'm joking. 322 00:23:49,134 --> 00:23:52,690 You can sit down. Let's move to the next topic. 323 00:23:52,774 --> 00:23:54,774 Ties. Have a look. 324 00:23:55,254 --> 00:24:00,094 He is wearing a tie and a jacket, but still looks like a Gypsy wedding. 325 00:24:00,654 --> 00:24:02,890 - It's nothing personal. - Sure. 326 00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:05,334 I'm just using your example 327 00:24:05,494 --> 00:24:08,294 to show it's not enough to buy elegant items. 328 00:24:08,494 --> 00:24:13,854 You have to create a cohesive outfit to impress your future employer. 329 00:24:55,254 --> 00:24:59,330 Who the fuck let you eat my food, you bloody fatso? 330 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:02,014 Give me that! Carrots aren't good enough? 331 00:25:02,214 --> 00:25:05,374 Not enough calories? You had to steal the ice-cream? 332 00:25:18,094 --> 00:25:19,374 I'm sorry. 333 00:25:24,014 --> 00:25:25,694 It's my birthday ice-cream. 334 00:25:25,894 --> 00:25:27,214 Birthday ice-cream? 335 00:25:27,414 --> 00:25:28,934 It's my birthday today. 336 00:25:30,534 --> 00:25:33,534 - How old are you turning? - 30? 337 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:35,734 Congrats. 338 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:37,614 Happy birthday. 339 00:25:40,774 --> 00:25:43,774 I checked out that game, Tomb Rider. The girl is cute. 340 00:25:43,894 --> 00:25:45,134 She was. 341 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:47,614 - Was? - She was cute. 342 00:25:48,094 --> 00:25:51,650 In part one, she had this big, you know. 343 00:25:51,734 --> 00:25:57,134 Then they made it smaller and smaller, and now she looks almost like a dude. 344 00:25:58,414 --> 00:25:59,574 Like a dude? 345 00:26:00,134 --> 00:26:01,134 Yeah. 346 00:26:03,174 --> 00:26:06,374 Who would you rather fuck? 347 00:26:07,294 --> 00:26:10,014 A girl with knockers or a dude? 348 00:26:10,494 --> 00:26:11,494 That's easy. 349 00:26:11,774 --> 00:26:13,734 Easy how? Answer the question. 350 00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:15,614 A girl. 351 00:26:15,814 --> 00:26:17,054 Are you sure? 352 00:26:19,894 --> 00:26:21,054 You are? 353 00:26:26,894 --> 00:26:28,250 Are you ticklish? 354 00:26:28,334 --> 00:26:30,174 Fuck off! 355 00:26:33,414 --> 00:26:36,614 Go on, fatso, stuff your face! And shut the fridge! 356 00:26:36,814 --> 00:26:38,134 You shut your mouth. 357 00:26:40,774 --> 00:26:41,934 Fuck. 358 00:26:43,014 --> 00:26:45,934 - Sticking your butt out already? - I said, shut it! 359 00:27:03,974 --> 00:27:05,610 RE: FINANCIAL ANALYST 360 00:27:05,694 --> 00:27:07,210 RE: RECRUITMENT 2022 361 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:08,814 RE: JOB APPLICATION 362 00:27:09,534 --> 00:27:11,614 Hi. Party time? 363 00:27:12,254 --> 00:27:14,334 - Party time? - Or is it war paint? 364 00:27:14,774 --> 00:27:16,134 Oh, that. 365 00:27:16,774 --> 00:27:18,494 It's from a job training. 366 00:27:18,654 --> 00:27:20,210 For a stripper? 367 00:27:20,294 --> 00:27:21,890 No, I'm… Never mind. 368 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:25,134 Whatever, man. You do you, no explanation needed. 369 00:27:28,894 --> 00:27:30,654 Is that your girl? 370 00:27:33,294 --> 00:27:35,374 Why didn't she move in here? 371 00:27:38,694 --> 00:27:39,734 What? 372 00:27:43,134 --> 00:27:44,894 Actually, she's my ex. 373 00:27:46,174 --> 00:27:50,054 So this is your display of all the chicks you fucked? 374 00:27:50,774 --> 00:27:51,890 It's not like that. 375 00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,774 There aren't too many. 376 00:27:57,334 --> 00:27:58,494 I want her back. 377 00:27:58,774 --> 00:28:01,894 What are you doing about it? Sexting her? 378 00:28:02,094 --> 00:28:04,254 I need to find a job first. 379 00:28:05,214 --> 00:28:07,294 Then, who knows? Maybe I will. 380 00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:10,574 I'm swirling in dough, let's get it on, ho! 381 00:28:13,614 --> 00:28:14,694 More or less. 382 00:28:16,254 --> 00:28:17,334 You tiger. 383 00:28:20,214 --> 00:28:24,174 - What are you looking at? - Application responses. 384 00:28:25,614 --> 00:28:27,134 Let me tell you something. 385 00:28:27,254 --> 00:28:30,534 Before you open the emails, visualize the result. 386 00:28:32,254 --> 00:28:34,454 Success psychology. It works. 387 00:28:34,974 --> 00:28:38,934 YouTube, man. They don't teach that in college. 388 00:28:39,454 --> 00:28:40,770 Remember! 389 00:28:40,854 --> 00:28:41,934 I'm out. 390 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:55,014 “I regret to inform you…” 391 00:28:59,734 --> 00:29:03,894 “Thank you for your CV. We regret to inform you…” 392 00:29:05,254 --> 00:29:06,414 Fuck you. 393 00:29:10,854 --> 00:29:12,614 I am conscientious, 394 00:29:12,774 --> 00:29:14,094 detail-oriented, 395 00:29:15,174 --> 00:29:16,374 I learn quickly. 396 00:29:18,294 --> 00:29:20,774 I am conscientious, detail-oriented… 397 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,054 Shit! 398 00:29:25,134 --> 00:29:26,654 It's a lottery, man. 399 00:29:28,054 --> 00:29:30,014 Let me help you. 400 00:29:30,174 --> 00:29:32,254 - You want this one? - Yes. 401 00:29:32,974 --> 00:29:34,254 Light it up. 402 00:29:35,454 --> 00:29:36,614 Oh! 403 00:29:38,774 --> 00:29:41,414 - Thanks. - Are you coming to our party? 404 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,614 It's Seweryn's birthday. 405 00:29:45,774 --> 00:29:46,894 I've got work. 406 00:29:47,414 --> 00:29:49,174 Aren't you unemployed? 407 00:29:49,694 --> 00:29:50,850 I am. 408 00:29:50,934 --> 00:29:54,130 That's why I need to write a CV and a cover letter. 409 00:29:54,214 --> 00:29:55,654 To impress the employers. 410 00:29:56,974 --> 00:29:58,734 Do they even read them? 411 00:30:00,214 --> 00:30:01,534 Don't they? 412 00:30:02,294 --> 00:30:03,730 I don't know. 413 00:30:03,814 --> 00:30:06,734 But you should come. I invited my girlfriends. 414 00:30:07,934 --> 00:30:09,454 You'll relax a little. 415 00:30:10,694 --> 00:30:12,410 I'm sorry, I can't. 416 00:30:12,494 --> 00:30:14,534 Fine. But if you change your mind… 417 00:30:44,334 --> 00:30:48,254 My granddaughter tells me you work intellectually. 418 00:30:50,174 --> 00:30:51,934 You could say so. 419 00:30:53,814 --> 00:30:56,574 This will help. I baked it myself. 420 00:30:59,214 --> 00:31:01,054 It's good for your brain. 421 00:31:03,334 --> 00:31:05,934 Chocolate. 422 00:31:12,054 --> 00:31:14,134 God bless you. 423 00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:44,334 Just for a moment. 424 00:31:49,894 --> 00:31:51,494 - Hello! - Hi. 425 00:31:51,694 --> 00:31:55,014 - You made it, that's great! - Hi. 426 00:31:57,614 --> 00:31:58,734 Come in. 427 00:31:59,494 --> 00:32:00,814 - Hello. - Hi! 428 00:32:01,974 --> 00:32:03,934 Wine makes you whine. We don't mix. 429 00:32:04,694 --> 00:32:06,534 Happy birthday, Seweryn. 430 00:32:07,574 --> 00:32:10,410 - Compulsory party hat. - Thanks. 431 00:32:10,494 --> 00:32:12,774 Seweryn is fixing our computer. 432 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,214 Some virus. 433 00:32:14,614 --> 00:32:16,734 And he can't multitask, so… 434 00:32:22,614 --> 00:32:25,530 - Hello, Muppet! - Hi. 435 00:32:25,614 --> 00:32:28,290 I'm so glad you're here. 436 00:32:28,374 --> 00:32:31,170 This is our best buddy, Muppet. 437 00:32:31,254 --> 00:32:33,334 - Hi, I'm Tomek. - What's up? 438 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:34,734 Hey. 439 00:32:50,014 --> 00:32:51,214 Who else is coming? 440 00:32:51,454 --> 00:32:55,214 The girls couldn't make it, so it's just us. 441 00:32:57,894 --> 00:32:59,934 Bottoms up. 442 00:33:00,294 --> 00:33:01,294 To Seweryn. 443 00:33:04,294 --> 00:33:07,814 Drinking vodka every day is the bestest way to slay! 444 00:33:09,494 --> 00:33:12,414 - How long have you lived here? - Two years? 445 00:33:13,894 --> 00:33:15,770 - Are you for real? - What? 446 00:33:15,854 --> 00:33:18,254 - It's been five. - Really? 447 00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:19,574 Time flies. 448 00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:21,254 Let's drink to that. 449 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,934 How about a break? 450 00:33:39,014 --> 00:33:40,094 Tomek. 451 00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:43,574 - A student. - A graduate. 452 00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:46,294 - Of what? - Banking and finance. 453 00:33:50,774 --> 00:33:53,734 - What do you do? - I'm unemployed. 454 00:33:55,094 --> 00:33:58,734 He's worked at a shipyard till quite recently. 455 00:33:58,934 --> 00:33:59,934 Cool. 456 00:34:00,614 --> 00:34:01,614 Doing what? 457 00:34:03,094 --> 00:34:05,614 Secretly destroying the equipment? 458 00:34:06,054 --> 00:34:07,774 They didn't like it? 459 00:34:09,534 --> 00:34:11,334 Have you heard about Lenin? 460 00:34:13,054 --> 00:34:14,334 What about him? 461 00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:16,610 Lenin said that the workers 462 00:34:16,694 --> 00:34:20,574 are alienated from the fruit of their labor. 463 00:34:21,694 --> 00:34:22,930 Got it? 464 00:34:23,014 --> 00:34:25,854 Working for a bank or a corporation 465 00:34:27,574 --> 00:34:30,174 will make you alienated as fuck. 466 00:34:34,294 --> 00:34:36,610 Muppet's a bit left-wingy. 467 00:34:36,694 --> 00:34:39,494 - That's not a bad thing. - It depends. 468 00:34:44,534 --> 00:34:47,094 “Mines willing to hire any number of workers.” 469 00:34:47,654 --> 00:34:48,894 What is this? 470 00:34:49,534 --> 00:34:51,614 Worker's Voice from 1985. 471 00:34:52,534 --> 00:34:53,894 He carries it everywhere. 472 00:34:54,254 --> 00:34:57,894 What has your beloved capitalism done for you? 473 00:34:59,054 --> 00:35:01,610 When the revolution comes, you'll hang first. 474 00:35:01,694 --> 00:35:03,050 You'll hang too. 475 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:05,454 You'll all fucking hang! 476 00:35:13,534 --> 00:35:16,734 - How's our computer? - Give me a fucking minute. 477 00:35:19,614 --> 00:35:22,694 Finally, some action! This is a real birthday! 478 00:36:05,854 --> 00:36:07,534 This isn't your room. 479 00:36:09,894 --> 00:36:11,014 Get the fuck out! 480 00:36:11,934 --> 00:36:13,574 It's not your room! Out! 481 00:36:14,454 --> 00:36:16,494 That's a closet. Get out! 482 00:36:17,374 --> 00:36:18,494 Get the fuck out! 483 00:36:26,414 --> 00:36:28,334 This is not your room, Muppet! 484 00:36:33,294 --> 00:36:34,494 Noise. 485 00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:37,934 Right. Sorry about that. 486 00:36:38,814 --> 00:36:40,134 I'm sorry. 487 00:36:41,294 --> 00:36:45,130 Who do you bring here at night? Port hookers? 488 00:36:45,214 --> 00:36:46,814 There's no one here. 489 00:36:47,614 --> 00:36:49,734 They escaped through the window! 490 00:36:51,294 --> 00:36:54,414 - The windows don't open. - They have their ways. 491 00:36:55,694 --> 00:36:57,010 Sorry for the noise. 492 00:36:57,094 --> 00:36:59,614 Muppet came here and took off his pants. 493 00:37:02,774 --> 00:37:07,574 This is a respectable house, not a brothel. 494 00:37:08,494 --> 00:37:11,894 I thought you were a respectable man. 495 00:37:14,294 --> 00:37:15,930 They say it's a crisis. 496 00:37:16,014 --> 00:37:20,250 Crisis my ass. If you're good, you'll find work. 497 00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:26,090 And a nice girl. Granny wants to dance at your wedding. 498 00:37:26,174 --> 00:37:28,814 - Remember Maurycy? - My classmate? 499 00:37:29,374 --> 00:37:31,934 The one who played video games. 500 00:37:33,454 --> 00:37:36,850 You always said he's not going to achieve anything. 501 00:37:36,934 --> 00:37:42,250 He works in IT now. Earns 8,000 a month. 502 00:37:42,334 --> 00:37:45,574 You liked coding too, right? 503 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,240 Not really. 504 00:37:47,306 --> 00:37:49,249 His mother is so proud. 505 00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:52,210 What was the name of your college girlfriend? 506 00:37:52,294 --> 00:37:54,214 Paula? She was pretty, too. 507 00:38:07,134 --> 00:38:08,250 COVER LETTER 508 00:38:08,334 --> 00:38:09,934 DEAR SIR OR MADAM… 509 00:38:32,974 --> 00:38:36,970 I would be your perfect employee. 510 00:38:37,054 --> 00:38:39,290 I would be your perfect employee. 511 00:38:39,374 --> 00:38:41,530 Because I'm thinking! 512 00:38:41,614 --> 00:38:42,930 Analysing! 513 00:38:43,014 --> 00:38:45,734 And you? What the fuck are you doing all day?! 514 00:38:50,854 --> 00:38:52,534 “Dear Sir or Madam. 515 00:38:52,734 --> 00:38:55,530 This year, I received my master's degree. 516 00:38:55,614 --> 00:38:59,210 I am looking for a position where I could utilize my skill set 517 00:38:59,294 --> 00:39:00,534 and be challenged.” 518 00:39:08,374 --> 00:39:12,614 “The skills I gained in college and during extracurricular activities 519 00:39:12,734 --> 00:39:15,414 will be the foundation our fruitful cooperation. 520 00:39:15,614 --> 00:39:17,534 I am a conscientious worker 521 00:39:17,654 --> 00:39:21,454 and I have what it takes to have a future in your company. 522 00:39:21,614 --> 00:39:24,134 If you are interested in my application, 523 00:39:24,254 --> 00:39:27,850 I would love to meet and answer all your questions. 524 00:39:27,934 --> 00:39:30,214 Respectfully, Tomek Godlewski.” 525 00:39:50,134 --> 00:39:52,694 Do you really want this job so bad? 526 00:39:54,494 --> 00:39:56,014 Awfully bad. 527 00:39:57,814 --> 00:39:59,774 I was really impressed. 528 00:40:01,414 --> 00:40:02,694 I'm glad. 529 00:40:10,334 --> 00:40:12,094 I don't usually do this. 530 00:40:34,374 --> 00:40:35,534 Were you asleep? 531 00:40:36,054 --> 00:40:37,614 - Napping. - Napping? 532 00:40:39,334 --> 00:40:40,894 More like fapping. 533 00:40:42,854 --> 00:40:44,494 I was reading job offers. 534 00:40:44,854 --> 00:40:46,734 Don't worry, I do that too. 535 00:40:47,334 --> 00:40:48,894 Read job offers? 536 00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:54,090 I'm looking for the right film all day, then jerk off for 5 minutes tops. 537 00:40:54,174 --> 00:40:58,214 Marta and I watch some together, but she always wants Black guys. 538 00:40:59,214 --> 00:41:01,974 Enough bullshit. Can you lend me a tenner? 539 00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:05,050 Sure. I'll bring it to you in ten minutes. 540 00:41:05,134 --> 00:41:08,374 Ten minutes is what it takes to rob an apartment. 541 00:41:08,854 --> 00:41:10,570 Our train leaves soon. 542 00:41:10,654 --> 00:41:11,894 I'll turn around. 543 00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:14,014 Don't stress. 544 00:41:19,734 --> 00:41:21,850 Easy, there's no rush. 545 00:41:21,934 --> 00:41:23,814 Okay. Here you go. 546 00:41:23,974 --> 00:41:27,414 Ready? Thanks a lot, dude. 547 00:41:27,934 --> 00:41:31,410 I'm off. You go back to your fun. 548 00:41:31,494 --> 00:41:35,650 But look out for those pop-ups. Some say cops have your IP… 549 00:41:35,734 --> 00:41:37,410 All right, Jarek. 550 00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:40,330 I got emails that said they recorded all I did 551 00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:42,654 and will release it if I don't pay. 552 00:41:43,014 --> 00:41:44,094 It's a bluff. 553 00:41:46,494 --> 00:41:48,850 Maybe, but it makes me feel funny. 554 00:41:48,934 --> 00:41:50,294 Go on, have fun. 555 00:41:53,294 --> 00:41:55,654 - What happened? - He was jerking off. 556 00:42:14,534 --> 00:42:16,370 I fucking got it! 557 00:42:16,454 --> 00:42:18,494 Finally! 558 00:42:21,374 --> 00:42:24,334 I am self-sufficient, but also a team player. 559 00:42:24,854 --> 00:42:27,010 I don't have much experience, 560 00:42:27,094 --> 00:42:31,374 but I'm a fast learner, I'll get everything in no time. 561 00:42:33,214 --> 00:42:34,214 MOM 562 00:42:34,974 --> 00:42:36,010 Hello? 563 00:42:36,094 --> 00:42:37,850 - Hi, Tomek. - Hi, mom. 564 00:42:37,934 --> 00:42:39,774 Are you nervous? 565 00:42:40,174 --> 00:42:42,050 Don't ask me that now! 566 00:42:42,134 --> 00:42:45,410 I wasn't before, because I wasn't thinking about it! 567 00:42:45,494 --> 00:42:47,254 - Then don't be. - Thanks. 568 00:43:08,974 --> 00:43:10,214 Fuck! 569 00:43:11,574 --> 00:43:14,054 Name your strengths and weaknesses. 570 00:43:14,774 --> 00:43:16,694 - I'm a perfectionist. - Sorry? 571 00:43:16,934 --> 00:43:19,170 Oh, right. I'm a perfectionist. 572 00:43:19,254 --> 00:43:23,090 - Is this a strength or a weakness? - I think it's both. 573 00:43:23,174 --> 00:43:24,974 What kind of problems 574 00:43:25,214 --> 00:43:27,894 did your former coworkers come to you with? 575 00:43:28,454 --> 00:43:30,374 All kinds. I was very helpful. 576 00:43:31,214 --> 00:43:35,094 - Can you elaborate? - Of course. 577 00:43:35,854 --> 00:43:39,490 If anyone had a problem or a question about the job, 578 00:43:39,574 --> 00:43:43,454 they knew they could count on me. 579 00:43:44,454 --> 00:43:46,014 I always helped. 580 00:43:46,334 --> 00:43:49,334 Without neglecting my duties, of course. 581 00:43:52,174 --> 00:43:54,134 What kind of job was that? 582 00:43:57,214 --> 00:43:58,894 KFC. The night shift. 583 00:44:08,214 --> 00:44:09,414 KFC. 584 00:44:10,054 --> 00:44:11,330 Yeah. 585 00:44:11,414 --> 00:44:12,614 Really? 586 00:44:22,334 --> 00:44:24,534 You wore those hats and T-shirts? 587 00:44:24,974 --> 00:44:26,294 Every day. 588 00:44:27,734 --> 00:44:29,814 I couldn't do that. 589 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:35,614 I need my freedom. I do what I want, when I want to. 590 00:44:38,894 --> 00:44:40,694 What's your dream job? 591 00:44:41,174 --> 00:44:42,934 Gynecologist, of course. 592 00:44:52,974 --> 00:44:54,614 I don't know. 593 00:44:56,214 --> 00:44:58,334 Maybe it wouldn't be that great. 594 00:44:58,854 --> 00:45:00,054 Jarek! 595 00:45:10,414 --> 00:45:12,130 I'll get it later. 596 00:45:12,214 --> 00:45:13,654 I gotta go. 597 00:45:15,534 --> 00:45:17,854 - Jarek! - I'm coming! 598 00:45:26,174 --> 00:45:27,810 “Dear Mr Godlewski. 599 00:45:27,894 --> 00:45:29,890 We are happy to inform you 600 00:45:29,974 --> 00:45:33,410 that you have been selected for an interview.” 601 00:45:33,494 --> 00:45:34,934 Fantastic. 602 00:45:35,574 --> 00:45:37,374 What do you want from a job? 603 00:45:38,094 --> 00:45:40,094 Opportunities for growth… 604 00:45:40,894 --> 00:45:42,174 Sorry. 605 00:45:45,814 --> 00:45:48,294 Opportunities for growth and good atmosphere. 606 00:45:52,374 --> 00:45:53,654 Sorry. 607 00:45:56,614 --> 00:45:59,530 - Your generation is spoiled. - My generation? 608 00:45:59,614 --> 00:46:01,050 You barely graduate, 609 00:46:01,134 --> 00:46:04,694 and then want to get managerial positions straight away. 610 00:46:05,254 --> 00:46:07,734 My grades were very good. 611 00:46:08,454 --> 00:46:09,974 That's nice. 612 00:46:12,294 --> 00:46:14,854 How do I know you can do this job? 613 00:46:16,614 --> 00:46:18,814 We do learn something in college. 614 00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:21,014 Five years. 615 00:46:22,094 --> 00:46:23,654 Everyone has a master's now. 616 00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:27,774 What does a master's degree mean? 617 00:46:28,614 --> 00:46:30,170 Nothing. 618 00:46:30,254 --> 00:46:32,254 Did it mean more in your times? 619 00:46:34,654 --> 00:46:36,894 What kind of toys did you have? 620 00:46:37,654 --> 00:46:38,774 G.I. Joes? 621 00:46:39,574 --> 00:46:40,734 Transformers? 622 00:46:43,414 --> 00:46:44,654 He-Mans? 623 00:46:45,254 --> 00:46:46,454 Legos. 624 00:46:49,094 --> 00:46:51,974 I played with old thread spools. 625 00:46:52,454 --> 00:46:53,930 I did. 626 00:46:54,014 --> 00:46:55,134 This is why… 627 00:46:57,614 --> 00:46:59,294 I am here today. 628 00:47:01,054 --> 00:47:02,210 Can I come in? 629 00:47:02,294 --> 00:47:03,854 - Not now. - Sorry. 630 00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:10,694 You cannot delay your gratification. 631 00:47:11,214 --> 00:47:13,974 And this is how societal wealth is created. 632 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:20,014 This is why I have a proposition for you. 633 00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:26,854 Unpaid internship? What did you tell him? 634 00:47:28,014 --> 00:47:29,894 - That I'll think about it. - Why? 635 00:47:30,094 --> 00:47:33,614 Go work in a copy shop. You'll learn the same and get paid. 636 00:47:34,534 --> 00:47:37,654 - Maybe it'll help. - Help my ass. 637 00:47:37,974 --> 00:47:39,414 You know what I'd say 638 00:47:39,574 --> 00:47:43,054 if they told me to carry the carpets for a note in my CV? 639 00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:44,454 I don't. 640 00:47:45,974 --> 00:47:47,854 - To go to hell? - No. 641 00:47:48,854 --> 00:47:51,934 To go fuck themselves. That's what I'd say. 642 00:47:57,494 --> 00:47:58,774 To go fuck themselves. 643 00:48:05,534 --> 00:48:06,694 Stay there. 644 00:48:20,614 --> 00:48:21,894 What's happening? 645 00:48:27,174 --> 00:48:28,934 You gotta be kidding me! 646 00:48:37,774 --> 00:48:40,730 - Hello? - Hi, handsome. Need a spell? 647 00:48:40,814 --> 00:48:43,254 I need water. There's no water. 648 00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:45,774 I'll send someone. 649 00:48:45,894 --> 00:48:49,370 - Hurry up, my interview is in an hour. - Sure thing. 650 00:48:49,454 --> 00:48:50,694 Thanks. 651 00:48:53,854 --> 00:48:56,890 A contractor would cost you an arm and a leg. 652 00:48:56,974 --> 00:49:00,294 But I'm family. I'll fix it up like it was my house. 653 00:49:00,774 --> 00:49:03,974 Thanks. Can I get you something to drink? 654 00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:06,014 Thanks, but I came prepared. 655 00:49:07,814 --> 00:49:09,690 I met a Russian once. 656 00:49:09,774 --> 00:49:12,970 Decent fellow, he fled to Georgia to avoid a draft. 657 00:49:13,054 --> 00:49:16,330 He gave me a recipe for the Spirit of Canaan. 658 00:49:16,414 --> 00:49:18,934 - What spirit? - The Spirit of Canaan. 659 00:49:19,134 --> 00:49:21,370 Beautiful name. The Promised Land. 660 00:49:21,454 --> 00:49:22,894 It goes like this. 661 00:49:23,014 --> 00:49:27,014 100 grams of denatured alcohol filtered through cotton, 662 00:49:27,694 --> 00:49:30,534 200 gram of dark beer, porter is fine, 663 00:49:31,894 --> 00:49:34,650 and 100 grams of purified varnish. 664 00:49:34,734 --> 00:49:38,134 Mix it up, let it rest, and there you go. 665 00:49:42,534 --> 00:49:44,450 Perfection. 666 00:49:44,534 --> 00:49:47,454 - That's great, but I'm in a hurry. - Fine. 667 00:49:47,614 --> 00:49:50,214 What do we have here? 668 00:49:52,014 --> 00:49:55,810 This old guy is better than the new ones. 669 00:49:55,894 --> 00:49:56,894 Really? 670 00:49:56,974 --> 00:49:58,574 The new ones work and work, 671 00:49:58,774 --> 00:50:01,894 and then they don't, and that's it. 672 00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:05,294 But you can keep fixing the old ones forever. 673 00:50:07,494 --> 00:50:08,970 That's not it… 674 00:50:09,054 --> 00:50:10,774 Do you know what happened? 675 00:50:12,374 --> 00:50:15,454 My head is spinning. 676 00:50:16,534 --> 00:50:19,694 I'll get more tools from the car. 677 00:50:48,454 --> 00:50:50,654 This is a one-way street! 678 00:50:53,814 --> 00:50:54,974 That fucker! 679 00:51:01,494 --> 00:51:03,534 Hello, I'm so sorry I'm late. 680 00:51:09,134 --> 00:51:12,134 - I'm here. - Tell me about yourself. 681 00:51:12,334 --> 00:51:14,970 I'm conscientious, I work well under pressure… 682 00:51:15,054 --> 00:51:18,054 - You know this is a sales job? - Of course. 683 00:51:18,374 --> 00:51:21,774 Usually I pay a lot of attention to my appearance. 684 00:51:22,334 --> 00:51:25,454 But today our water pipes broke. 685 00:51:25,654 --> 00:51:27,294 You'd represent the company. 686 00:51:27,534 --> 00:51:30,574 The landlord's family member was supposed to fix it. 687 00:51:31,134 --> 00:51:32,370 But he didn't. 688 00:51:32,454 --> 00:51:37,014 On any other day, you'd surprised by my professionalism. 689 00:51:38,294 --> 00:51:40,214 We'll get back to you. 690 00:51:56,374 --> 00:51:58,374 Excuse me? Can I get a beer? 691 00:52:06,574 --> 00:52:08,410 Today's promo. We roll the dice. 692 00:52:08,494 --> 00:52:11,014 If your score is higher, you get a free beer. 693 00:52:12,334 --> 00:52:14,974 - And if it isn't higher? - You pay double. 694 00:52:16,654 --> 00:52:19,774 Damn. I'm short on cash now. 695 00:52:23,534 --> 00:52:25,574 Fuck it. Throw the dice. 696 00:52:38,374 --> 00:52:39,614 I fucking knew it. 697 00:52:51,694 --> 00:52:52,774 It's a six! 698 00:53:03,734 --> 00:53:05,374 Leave me alone. 699 00:53:10,414 --> 00:53:11,614 Thanks. 700 00:53:22,814 --> 00:53:24,094 What do you say? 701 00:53:24,934 --> 00:53:27,094 - Sorry it took so long. - Thanks. 702 00:53:32,574 --> 00:53:35,054 Sorry, lovebirds. I'm out. 703 00:53:36,454 --> 00:53:37,654 Thank you. 704 00:53:39,054 --> 00:53:40,974 - You saved me. - No problem. 705 00:53:45,654 --> 00:53:46,654 Nice outfit. 706 00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:49,573 Thanks. 707 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:53,011 You look like Brad Pitt when he was playing Death. 708 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,251 Right. Thank you. 709 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,201 Are you a businessman? 710 00:54:00,414 --> 00:54:01,654 In a way. 711 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:04,974 A lawyer? 712 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,240 I'm in-between jobs. 713 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,600 What kind of jobs? 714 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:16,820 Between college and my first job. 715 00:54:19,747 --> 00:54:23,256 - So you won't buy me a fancy drink? - Unfortunately not. 716 00:54:24,854 --> 00:54:26,174 You know what? 717 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,880 Let's go buy something cheap and drink it. 718 00:54:30,974 --> 00:54:32,774 - What do you think? - Fine. 719 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,089 - Fine? - I like it. 720 00:54:36,054 --> 00:54:37,574 Me too. 721 00:54:53,054 --> 00:54:54,454 Careful there. 722 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,040 Wait here. 723 00:54:56,134 --> 00:54:58,334 Why? Is there a dead body inside? 724 00:55:00,174 --> 00:55:01,654 Kind of. 725 00:55:07,654 --> 00:55:08,654 Shit. 726 00:55:13,174 --> 00:55:14,974 Can I come in? 727 00:55:17,174 --> 00:55:18,214 Damn. 728 00:55:18,734 --> 00:55:19,974 What are you doing? 729 00:55:27,294 --> 00:55:28,854 I'm going. 730 00:55:30,294 --> 00:55:31,294 Done! 731 00:55:36,734 --> 00:55:37,734 This is nice. 732 00:55:38,574 --> 00:55:39,894 Don't mock me. 733 00:55:40,774 --> 00:55:45,054 I'm not. I've lived in worse places in college. 734 00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,294 But I've already finished college. 735 00:55:49,614 --> 00:55:51,894 Don't be so… 736 00:55:53,614 --> 00:55:55,014 Hard on yourself. 737 00:55:56,934 --> 00:55:58,494 THINK LIKE A MILLIONAIRE 738 00:56:03,214 --> 00:56:07,014 - Millionaires are not made overnight. - That's funny. 739 00:56:11,014 --> 00:56:12,534 You've got potential. 740 00:56:13,454 --> 00:56:14,814 To be a millionaire? 741 00:56:24,854 --> 00:56:26,970 - Look at the hour! - Get out! 742 00:56:27,054 --> 00:56:28,854 - Your gran? - God forbid. 743 00:56:29,054 --> 00:56:31,094 - Hail Mary… - Leave! 744 00:56:31,334 --> 00:56:33,094 - Ignore her. - What? 745 00:56:33,294 --> 00:56:35,334 She'll get embarrassed and leave. 746 00:56:41,774 --> 00:56:44,130 Where's your wife? Away? 747 00:56:44,214 --> 00:56:45,850 Does she know about it? 748 00:56:45,934 --> 00:56:48,370 Shall I tell her what you're up to? 749 00:56:48,454 --> 00:56:50,134 Bringing whores home? 750 00:56:50,814 --> 00:56:53,530 Holy Mary, Mother of God, 751 00:56:53,614 --> 00:56:55,890 pray for us sinners! 752 00:56:55,974 --> 00:56:57,174 Maja! 753 00:56:57,734 --> 00:56:59,334 Come on, Maja. 754 00:57:01,934 --> 00:57:03,414 Wait, please. 755 00:57:04,574 --> 00:57:06,294 I don't have a wife. 756 00:57:09,254 --> 00:57:10,734 How about a girlfriend? 757 00:57:13,854 --> 00:57:15,214 I thought so. 758 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:32,720 Which floor? 759 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,120 - What? - Which floor do you work on? 760 00:58:39,814 --> 00:58:43,010 Or are you one of those country bumpkins 761 00:58:43,094 --> 00:58:45,254 who come here to pray for a job? 762 00:58:46,814 --> 00:58:48,054 Of course not. 763 00:58:49,614 --> 00:58:50,694 That floor. 764 00:58:54,094 --> 00:58:55,414 - The 7th? - Yes. 765 00:58:57,054 --> 00:59:00,214 You're working your asses off. ASAPs all day long. 766 00:59:01,894 --> 00:59:03,254 She's from the 7th too. 767 00:59:03,454 --> 00:59:05,254 - Ola! - Don't. 768 00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:06,694 - Come! - Stop. 769 00:59:06,894 --> 00:59:09,734 - I have to go anyway. - Come on, she's hot. 770 00:59:11,814 --> 00:59:13,334 - Hi. - Hello. 771 00:59:13,454 --> 00:59:14,570 Hey. 772 00:59:14,654 --> 00:59:16,774 He works on the 7th, too. 773 00:59:18,534 --> 00:59:20,130 I don't recognize you. 774 00:59:20,214 --> 00:59:22,334 Where's your desk? In the front? 775 00:59:24,214 --> 00:59:26,014 It's in the back. 776 00:59:26,654 --> 00:59:27,814 Sort of. 777 00:59:28,414 --> 00:59:29,974 In the back. 778 00:59:30,134 --> 00:59:32,250 - Coming to team building? - Sure. 779 00:59:32,334 --> 00:59:33,894 What did you vote for? 780 00:59:35,014 --> 00:59:36,534 Quads or paintball? 781 00:59:36,934 --> 00:59:38,694 - Quads. - Me too. 782 00:59:39,694 --> 00:59:43,454 I'm tired of quads. I'd rather shoot. 783 00:59:46,534 --> 00:59:47,694 I guess. 784 00:59:48,014 --> 00:59:49,414 Shame. 785 00:59:49,974 --> 00:59:52,254 - See you there? - Absolutely. 786 00:59:52,494 --> 00:59:53,894 I can't wait. 787 00:59:58,014 --> 00:59:59,014 So? 788 00:59:59,574 --> 01:00:00,574 Are you coming? 789 01:00:00,774 --> 01:00:03,534 I am, but my break is not over yet. 790 01:00:04,254 --> 01:00:05,574 I'll stay here. 791 01:00:06,254 --> 01:00:07,414 Do some thinking. 792 01:00:08,214 --> 01:00:09,574 - See you. - Bye. 793 01:00:45,534 --> 01:00:47,574 100% POLYESTER 794 01:00:48,974 --> 01:00:50,334 Godlewski! 795 01:00:53,574 --> 01:00:58,134 Don't start your cover letter with “Dear Sir or Madam,” Mr Godlewski. 796 01:00:58,614 --> 01:00:59,614 I see. 797 01:00:59,734 --> 01:01:04,334 There are more genders now. The third one is divided into two. 798 01:01:05,214 --> 01:01:06,490 I think. 799 01:01:06,574 --> 01:01:11,854 Anyway, gender is an individual choice, so you shouldn't push it on anyone. 800 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:14,280 Of course. 801 01:01:14,374 --> 01:01:17,250 Is it all right that I called you mister? 802 01:01:17,334 --> 01:01:18,690 Of course. 803 01:01:18,774 --> 01:01:21,450 I was worried I made a mistake myself. 804 01:01:21,534 --> 01:01:22,955 Let's get to the questions. 805 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,960 If you were to organize an office parade, 806 01:01:26,134 --> 01:01:28,374 what kind of a parade would it be? 807 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,120 - A parade? - An office parade. 808 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,039 What would it be like? 809 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,200 Colorful. 810 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,560 Anything else? 811 01:01:37,634 --> 01:01:41,594 It would highlight the best qualities of each employee. 812 01:01:42,374 --> 01:01:44,894 Great. Personally, I like this answer. 813 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,334 I'm glad. 814 01:01:46,374 --> 01:01:51,183 But are you sure the office is an appropriate place for a parade? 815 01:01:52,808 --> 01:01:54,881 You asked about the kind of a parade. 816 01:01:54,966 --> 01:01:56,768 It was a trick question. 817 01:01:57,774 --> 01:02:00,473 I can't give you a point. 818 01:02:01,649 --> 01:02:03,915 Maybe you could let it slide? 819 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,052 I can't. 820 01:02:06,219 --> 01:02:07,380 All right. 821 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:12,849 If a penguin in a sombrero walked through that door, 822 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,680 what would it say? 823 01:02:18,326 --> 01:02:20,536 Maybe I'll look for something simpler. 824 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,160 - Just for now. - Simpler? 825 01:02:23,854 --> 01:02:26,685 - Like a kebab shop? - A kebab shop? 826 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,195 - For example. - Son... 827 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:33,960 We supported you through college, and now you want to make kebabs? 828 01:02:36,014 --> 01:02:37,570 I was just thinking out loud. 829 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:42,574 Master's in Kebabs, specialization – mixed sauces! 830 01:02:43,334 --> 01:02:47,450 Remember, you can always come live with us. 831 01:02:47,534 --> 01:02:50,716 You can stay with us. Dad will get you a job at the factory. 832 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,920 I'll cook you dinners. 833 01:02:55,174 --> 01:02:56,450 Thanks, mom. 834 01:02:56,534 --> 01:02:59,814 - That was supposed to be a goal! - Shut up, old fool! 835 01:03:01,214 --> 01:03:04,450 “Mr Godlewski, thank you for submitting your CV. 836 01:03:04,534 --> 01:03:08,414 Unfortunately, your experience and qualifications…” 837 01:03:12,614 --> 01:03:13,774 Hello! 838 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:15,719 How's it going? 839 01:03:16,854 --> 01:03:18,534 Not great. 840 01:03:21,974 --> 01:03:24,334 Why are you so damn upset? 841 01:03:25,254 --> 01:03:28,254 - There's plenty of ass in the sea. - That's not it. 842 01:03:29,489 --> 01:03:36,489 It's the job. The interviews, questions, meetings. 843 01:03:36,574 --> 01:03:39,019 It's insane. I can't do this. 844 01:03:39,654 --> 01:03:41,527 Let me tell you something. 845 01:03:43,454 --> 01:03:47,435 Do you think that when I go with a carpet on my shoulder, 846 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,420 knocking on doors 847 01:03:49,734 --> 01:03:51,810 everyone opens the door? 848 01:03:51,894 --> 01:03:53,353 Some don't answer at all. 849 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,120 Some tell me to fuck off. 850 01:03:55,414 --> 01:03:58,534 Some open the door, but turn out to be broke. 851 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,480 And you know what I do? 852 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,159 - You keep knocking? - That's right. 853 01:04:03,254 --> 01:04:05,814 Because, in the end, someone buys the carpet. 854 01:04:06,528 --> 01:04:07,929 They're happy. 855 01:04:08,014 --> 01:04:09,454 I'm happy. 856 01:04:10,094 --> 01:04:13,246 They may bargain first. Doesn't matter. 857 01:04:13,814 --> 01:04:17,675 The important thing is that when the carpet is sold, 858 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:22,440 the fact that someone told me that I'm a fuck-up, that I'm ugly, 859 01:04:22,534 --> 01:04:25,663 that the carpet belongs in fucking Turkey… 860 01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:29,600 - It doesn't matter. - Precisely. 861 01:04:30,414 --> 01:04:36,122 How many fights did Rocky lost before he won the one? 862 01:04:38,974 --> 01:04:41,502 Rocky never lost a fight. 863 01:04:43,134 --> 01:04:44,414 Fuck Rocky. 864 01:04:46,210 --> 01:04:49,129 How many games did Tsubasa lose before he won? 865 01:04:49,214 --> 01:04:51,841 I don't think he ever won one. 866 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:58,147 Exactly, man! Fucking captain Tsubasa! 867 01:04:58,232 --> 01:05:01,372 So you take your carpet and keep knocking. 868 01:05:03,894 --> 01:05:06,250 Not literally. You know what I mean. 869 01:05:06,334 --> 01:05:07,409 I do. 870 01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:12,774 Thanks. 871 01:05:13,614 --> 01:05:16,586 No problem. This is what bros are for. 872 01:05:25,094 --> 01:05:26,094 What? 873 01:05:26,534 --> 01:05:27,654 Fuck. 874 01:05:27,854 --> 01:05:29,614 Go ahead, tell me. 875 01:05:30,934 --> 01:05:33,134 - Lend me a few hundred? - Come on! 876 01:05:33,334 --> 01:05:34,694 Forgot I asked. 877 01:05:34,854 --> 01:05:38,090 The Gypsies will pay me after the weekend. 878 01:05:38,174 --> 01:05:40,130 You know I'm good for it. 879 01:05:40,214 --> 01:05:42,534 I'll throw in a 50 for the trouble. 880 01:05:42,734 --> 01:05:44,490 I'm really short on cash. 881 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:46,374 I get it. 882 01:05:47,174 --> 01:05:49,534 I talked to Marta. 883 01:05:50,094 --> 01:05:52,334 She said, go to Tomek. 884 01:05:53,174 --> 01:05:54,774 He'll help you out. 885 01:05:56,774 --> 01:05:58,654 But it's fine. Forgot I asked. 886 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,614 Fuck. 887 01:06:06,854 --> 01:06:07,854 Tomek! 888 01:06:15,654 --> 01:06:17,054 This is all I've got. 889 01:06:21,214 --> 01:06:22,494 Bro. 890 01:06:24,254 --> 01:06:26,094 Thanks, friend. 891 01:06:27,014 --> 01:06:28,534 I really appreciate it. 892 01:06:29,574 --> 01:06:31,694 You won't regret this. 893 01:06:35,934 --> 01:06:38,934 Call her. What are you waiting for? 894 01:06:40,574 --> 01:06:42,094 Time fucking flies. 895 01:07:06,214 --> 01:07:07,734 - Hello. - Hi. 896 01:07:11,854 --> 01:07:13,134 Have a seat. 897 01:07:14,134 --> 01:07:15,174 Thanks. 898 01:07:18,334 --> 01:07:21,214 - Long time no see. - It's been a few months. 899 01:07:22,454 --> 01:07:24,214 It seemed longer. 900 01:07:27,454 --> 01:07:29,334 Have you been here before? 901 01:07:29,774 --> 01:07:31,294 I don't think so. 902 01:07:32,414 --> 01:07:33,534 I haven't. 903 01:07:34,294 --> 01:07:36,574 Where do you usually hang out? 904 01:07:39,294 --> 01:07:41,374 Here and there. Different places. 905 01:07:44,014 --> 01:07:46,734 Where do you take girls on dates? 906 01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:50,094 Different places. 907 01:07:52,854 --> 01:07:56,734 To be honest, I don't go out much these days. 908 01:07:58,454 --> 01:08:00,814 - Home, family… - That's not it. 909 01:08:02,734 --> 01:08:04,174 Nothing like that. 910 01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:05,614 Work? 911 01:08:06,174 --> 01:08:08,094 You could say so. 912 01:08:08,614 --> 01:08:12,094 - I'm looking for a job. - I know the feeling. 913 01:08:13,374 --> 01:08:14,494 How's it going? 914 01:08:15,494 --> 01:08:17,814 Interviews, you know. 915 01:08:18,334 --> 01:08:22,214 I don't know anyone who got a job just like that. 916 01:08:23,534 --> 01:08:24,934 No one? 917 01:08:26,294 --> 01:08:29,774 I've heard 70% of jobs go to people someone recommends. 918 01:08:30,854 --> 01:08:33,574 Why would they interview other people? 919 01:08:33,774 --> 01:08:36,854 They have to, it's the law. 920 01:08:37,054 --> 01:08:40,174 But they hire someone who was recommended anyway. 921 01:08:43,734 --> 01:08:45,214 But there is still… 922 01:08:46,934 --> 01:08:48,414 The 30%. 923 01:08:48,614 --> 01:08:50,454 Yes, of course. 924 01:08:54,174 --> 01:08:55,414 Thank you. 925 01:08:57,174 --> 01:08:58,174 Thanks. 926 01:09:05,494 --> 01:09:09,454 I feel like school doesn't prepare us for real life. 927 01:09:09,574 --> 01:09:11,090 My thoughts exactly. 928 01:09:11,174 --> 01:09:13,254 Everything we learned… 929 01:09:13,454 --> 01:09:19,690 All the slides, presentation, tests are totally pointless. 930 01:09:19,774 --> 01:09:20,934 When we graduated, 931 01:09:21,174 --> 01:09:24,450 we were sent to enemy territory without a map. 932 01:09:24,534 --> 01:09:27,694 Unless the maps are the PowerPoint slides. 933 01:09:28,094 --> 01:09:29,534 Exactly. 934 01:09:29,734 --> 01:09:32,574 - Death to PowerPoint! - Hear, hear! 935 01:09:37,174 --> 01:09:39,610 What's up with you? 936 01:09:39,694 --> 01:09:42,414 This is what I wanted to talk to you about. 937 01:09:43,934 --> 01:09:45,534 You know why we're here? 938 01:09:50,054 --> 01:09:52,894 I have an idea. 939 01:09:55,254 --> 01:09:56,814 Do you like it? 940 01:09:59,814 --> 01:10:00,934 Do you know why? 941 01:10:01,174 --> 01:10:02,214 Because… 942 01:10:02,614 --> 01:10:04,054 Hush. 943 01:10:07,054 --> 01:10:08,454 You know what this is? 944 01:10:09,134 --> 01:10:10,174 This oil? 945 01:10:11,774 --> 01:10:13,094 This is… 946 01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:19,694 An almond oil that makes your skin so soft to the touch… 947 01:10:19,894 --> 01:10:22,254 - Paula… - Is it expensive, you ask? 948 01:10:22,454 --> 01:10:25,770 It's not, thanks to the loyalty program. 949 01:10:25,854 --> 01:10:28,054 The more you spend, the more you earn. 950 01:10:28,254 --> 01:10:30,210 What are you talking about? 951 01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:33,374 About a way to make money trough direct sales. 952 01:10:39,254 --> 01:10:41,974 - Selling oils? - It's not just oils. 953 01:10:42,734 --> 01:10:44,974 It's a whole bunch of stuff. 954 01:10:46,414 --> 01:10:49,450 You don't have to worry about gifts for anyone. 955 01:10:49,534 --> 01:10:51,254 You can quit at any time. 956 01:10:51,454 --> 01:10:52,730 But why would you? 957 01:10:52,814 --> 01:10:55,894 You can have a passive income of 18,000 PLN. 958 01:10:56,454 --> 01:10:59,374 But you have to work hard at first. 959 01:10:59,774 --> 01:11:02,170 - Have you been doing that long? - A month. 960 01:11:02,254 --> 01:11:04,414 My fiance introduced me to it. 961 01:11:07,134 --> 01:11:08,774 You have a fiancee? 962 01:11:09,574 --> 01:11:12,294 You know Paweł, from our group. 963 01:11:12,814 --> 01:11:16,334 A real businessman. He stole my heart. 964 01:11:17,254 --> 01:11:18,254 And more. 965 01:11:18,694 --> 01:11:19,850 Paula. 966 01:11:19,934 --> 01:11:21,730 The product is really great. 967 01:11:21,814 --> 01:11:23,570 Good for the environment. 968 01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:25,854 And all you need to do to get it 969 01:11:26,054 --> 01:11:30,334 is make an order for 100 points by the 10th of each month. 970 01:11:31,814 --> 01:11:33,130 What do you think? 971 01:11:33,214 --> 01:11:34,690 It's amazing! 972 01:11:34,774 --> 01:11:40,494 The only condition is, you have to spend 50 points each month. 973 01:11:40,894 --> 01:11:44,214 The longer you collect the points, the more you gain. 974 01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:46,370 There is a new oil every month. 975 01:11:46,454 --> 01:11:49,614 It's always announced on the first of the month. 976 01:11:56,694 --> 01:11:59,010 You said you missed college. 977 01:11:59,094 --> 01:12:01,214 I'd be just like old times. 978 01:12:01,694 --> 01:12:03,214 You, me, and Paweł. 979 01:12:19,134 --> 01:12:20,854 One minute! 980 01:12:30,854 --> 01:12:32,134 Why? 981 01:12:37,694 --> 01:12:39,174 That's not him. 982 01:12:40,014 --> 01:12:41,574 Is this the right house? 983 01:12:43,534 --> 01:12:44,934 Looks like it. 984 01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:48,770 - Does this fucker live here? - Who? 985 01:12:48,854 --> 01:12:50,014 Jarek. 986 01:12:50,814 --> 01:12:52,134 He does. 987 01:12:53,654 --> 01:12:57,934 Tell him to pay us back for the carpets. 988 01:13:19,774 --> 01:13:21,254 Fucking hell. 989 01:13:24,454 --> 01:13:25,614 Fuck. 990 01:13:26,614 --> 01:13:27,934 Fucking Gypsies. 991 01:13:29,694 --> 01:13:31,974 I skipped a few days, big deal. 992 01:13:32,974 --> 01:13:34,614 What about the money? 993 01:13:35,414 --> 01:13:36,650 What money? 994 01:13:36,734 --> 01:13:38,254 The money I lent you. 995 01:13:40,014 --> 01:13:41,374 Right! 996 01:13:41,934 --> 01:13:45,530 I wouldn't insist, but I need to pay rent. 997 01:13:45,614 --> 01:13:49,494 I'll go sell the carpets and get you the money tomorrow. 998 01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:52,094 Promise? 999 01:13:52,814 --> 01:13:54,774 I would never cheat you. 1000 01:14:03,734 --> 01:14:05,134 Where's Marta? 1001 01:14:05,894 --> 01:14:07,294 We had a little… 1002 01:14:09,414 --> 01:14:10,894 Disagreement. 1003 01:14:12,814 --> 01:14:13,934 She'll come back. 1004 01:14:14,894 --> 01:14:16,254 She always does. 1005 01:14:25,534 --> 01:14:26,974 Open your eyes. 1006 01:14:28,654 --> 01:14:30,694 Deep breaths. 1007 01:14:32,254 --> 01:14:33,614 I know how you feel. 1008 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:35,400 FUTURE??? 1009 01:14:35,494 --> 01:14:39,414 Looking for a job causes a lot of emotional distress. 1010 01:14:39,813 --> 01:14:42,734 What's the worst thing about not having a job? 1011 01:14:43,414 --> 01:14:44,494 Yes? 1012 01:14:45,054 --> 01:14:46,094 Having no money. 1013 01:14:46,334 --> 01:14:50,014 It is an important issue. It can lead to social exclusion. 1014 01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:53,334 Any other aspects? 1015 01:14:55,294 --> 01:14:56,414 Yes? 1016 01:14:57,014 --> 01:14:59,974 - Uncertainty? - Great. Anything else? 1017 01:15:00,374 --> 01:15:03,115 - Fear. - The world is frightening. 1018 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,040 With no money and no work. 1019 01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:06,770 You stop seeing friends. 1020 01:15:06,854 --> 01:15:08,014 They keep asking 1021 01:15:08,214 --> 01:15:11,214 how's the job hunt going, so we avoid them. 1022 01:15:11,574 --> 01:15:14,334 - Feeling like a failure. - Great. 1023 01:15:14,854 --> 01:15:16,494 Feeling like a failure. 1024 01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:19,574 - Shame. - Shame too? 1025 01:15:20,614 --> 01:15:22,174 What are you ashamed of? 1026 01:15:23,294 --> 01:15:24,774 Being unemployed. 1027 01:15:25,894 --> 01:15:26,894 Being here. 1028 01:15:28,014 --> 01:15:29,534 How does it make you feel? 1029 01:15:32,734 --> 01:15:34,050 It makes me angry. 1030 01:15:34,134 --> 01:15:36,174 Anger! Very good. 1031 01:15:36,734 --> 01:15:38,254 How do you express it? 1032 01:15:44,014 --> 01:15:45,534 Your cheek is bruised. 1033 01:15:45,734 --> 01:15:47,774 How do you really express it? 1034 01:15:54,494 --> 01:15:55,494 Wow. 1035 01:17:06,574 --> 01:17:07,774 Very good. 1036 01:17:12,614 --> 01:17:13,654 Do you hear it? 1037 01:17:15,094 --> 01:17:16,094 Hear what? 1038 01:17:18,894 --> 01:17:19,934 Is it the pipes? 1039 01:17:22,854 --> 01:17:23,894 He's crazy. 1040 01:17:41,614 --> 01:17:43,054 It's too good for you. 1041 01:17:57,414 --> 01:17:59,214 - Mr Godlewski? - That's me. 1042 01:17:59,734 --> 01:18:02,890 - Our meeting was at 2 p.m. - Correct. 1043 01:18:02,974 --> 01:18:06,294 - You've waited 40 minutes? - I guess so. 1044 01:18:07,014 --> 01:18:09,054 Don't you value your time? 1045 01:18:10,694 --> 01:18:11,694 Follow me. 1046 01:18:16,614 --> 01:18:19,210 I'm Tomek Godlewski. I graduated this year. 1047 01:18:19,294 --> 01:18:20,294 Hello? 1048 01:18:20,734 --> 01:18:21,974 Not at all. 1049 01:18:23,534 --> 01:18:24,854 What do you think? 1050 01:18:26,014 --> 01:18:27,494 Go on. 1051 01:18:29,254 --> 01:18:31,494 Working for your company… 1052 01:18:35,334 --> 01:18:38,930 - Sorry, it's just an alarm. - Right. 1053 01:18:39,014 --> 01:18:40,054 Go on. 1054 01:18:41,134 --> 01:18:43,214 Your company is the leading… 1055 01:18:43,694 --> 01:18:44,814 Come in. 1056 01:18:46,774 --> 01:18:48,334 Time for your meeting. 1057 01:18:49,534 --> 01:18:52,294 I'm so sorry. We'll call you. 1058 01:19:21,334 --> 01:19:22,334 Fuck! 1059 01:19:23,094 --> 01:19:26,094 Who's laughing now, motherfucker? 1060 01:19:36,494 --> 01:19:39,734 - It was like this when I got here. - Leave the building. 1061 01:19:42,134 --> 01:19:43,254 Or what? 1062 01:19:43,534 --> 01:19:44,650 Stop it! 1063 01:19:44,734 --> 01:19:46,014 Let me go! 1064 01:20:36,854 --> 01:20:39,014 MOM 1065 01:21:54,854 --> 01:21:55,934 It won't hold. 1066 01:21:59,334 --> 01:22:01,094 I was just checking. 1067 01:22:02,934 --> 01:22:05,814 You'd fall, get bruised, and ruin my lamp. 1068 01:22:06,454 --> 01:22:09,614 You're right. It was a stupid idea. 1069 01:22:14,414 --> 01:22:17,490 My grandpa tried hanging himself five times. 1070 01:22:17,574 --> 01:22:19,214 Tested different methods. 1071 01:22:20,294 --> 01:22:22,054 Did he succeed? 1072 01:22:22,654 --> 01:22:24,214 Eventually, in the woods. 1073 01:22:25,574 --> 01:22:27,210 You're here for the rent? 1074 01:22:27,294 --> 01:22:30,610 I lent money to Jarek, but he disappeared. 1075 01:22:30,694 --> 01:22:31,974 Jarek moved out. 1076 01:22:33,854 --> 01:22:35,654 In the middle of the night. 1077 01:22:39,014 --> 01:22:40,934 He owed me three months' rent. 1078 01:22:45,694 --> 01:22:47,214 Are you drinking this? 1079 01:22:49,974 --> 01:22:51,494 Go ahead. 1080 01:23:04,774 --> 01:23:07,374 To proper tenants. 1081 01:23:16,054 --> 01:23:18,014 How are your interviews going? 1082 01:23:20,734 --> 01:23:22,214 Yeah. 1083 01:23:24,894 --> 01:23:26,494 I have one tomorrow. 1084 01:23:29,054 --> 01:23:30,854 But fuck it, I'm not going. 1085 01:23:32,214 --> 01:23:33,454 Maybe you should? 1086 01:23:35,134 --> 01:23:36,734 No way. I'm finished. 1087 01:23:38,174 --> 01:23:40,134 I don't have anything to wear. 1088 01:23:45,534 --> 01:23:47,174 Did you graduate college? 1089 01:23:51,094 --> 01:23:52,534 I did. Law school. 1090 01:23:53,534 --> 01:23:54,894 Where do you work? 1091 01:23:56,374 --> 01:23:57,574 At an occult shop. 1092 01:23:59,814 --> 01:24:01,974 That explains the spell jokes. 1093 01:24:04,294 --> 01:24:05,650 Look. 1094 01:24:05,734 --> 01:24:08,654 Here's where grandpa hid his alcohol from Gran. 1095 01:24:14,134 --> 01:24:15,174 Jesus. 1096 01:24:16,214 --> 01:24:18,774 - How old is that? - Why, are you scared? 1097 01:24:19,334 --> 01:24:20,454 No… 1098 01:24:37,094 --> 01:24:39,210 I won't poison myself alone. 1099 01:24:39,294 --> 01:24:40,854 You're the suicidal one. 1100 01:24:49,014 --> 01:24:51,014 You don't want to practice law? 1101 01:24:52,294 --> 01:24:53,654 I thought about it. 1102 01:24:55,374 --> 01:24:58,854 Every year, I promise myself I'll complete my training. 1103 01:25:00,174 --> 01:25:01,694 But you know how it is. 1104 01:25:03,374 --> 01:25:04,574 Work. 1105 01:25:05,814 --> 01:25:09,014 Dealing with tenants. 1106 01:25:11,614 --> 01:25:13,574 It's never the right time. 1107 01:25:20,534 --> 01:25:26,294 You're my first normal tenant since I don't know when. 1108 01:25:29,334 --> 01:25:31,934 Come on, Seweryn is not so bad. 1109 01:25:33,094 --> 01:25:34,454 He's the best. 1110 01:25:38,054 --> 01:25:39,774 You'd be a great lawyer. 1111 01:25:43,294 --> 01:25:45,734 I'll probably never do it, but thanks. 1112 01:25:46,214 --> 01:25:48,690 You did convince me to live here. 1113 01:25:48,774 --> 01:25:50,694 That was not a court case. 1114 01:25:50,894 --> 01:25:53,454 You'd be like one of those movie lawyers. 1115 01:25:54,534 --> 01:25:56,054 You would. 1116 01:25:57,774 --> 01:26:00,054 Very smart. Very hot. 1117 01:26:09,654 --> 01:26:11,734 You look better without them. 1118 01:26:53,334 --> 01:26:54,334 What? 1119 01:26:57,454 --> 01:26:58,614 What? 1120 01:27:57,734 --> 01:27:59,894 What are your strengths and weaknesses? 1121 01:28:00,774 --> 01:28:03,494 I'm hard-working, ambitious, and dedicated. 1122 01:28:04,174 --> 01:28:05,854 What about the weaknesses? 1123 01:28:07,214 --> 01:28:10,694 What kind of weaknesses would you like me to have? 1124 01:28:11,174 --> 01:28:12,854 Name at least three. 1125 01:28:15,854 --> 01:28:18,534 What are the weaknesses of your company? 1126 01:28:22,134 --> 01:28:24,094 - Excuse me? - You've heard me. 1127 01:28:27,534 --> 01:28:30,014 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1128 01:28:30,334 --> 01:28:31,334 Where do you? 1129 01:28:33,814 --> 01:28:38,050 Your cover letter said you're interested in working for us. 1130 01:28:38,134 --> 01:28:39,134 I am. 1131 01:28:39,414 --> 01:28:41,294 But I'm not interested in this. 1132 01:28:42,454 --> 01:28:45,014 Could you elaborate? 1133 01:28:46,974 --> 01:28:48,574 What's the next question? 1134 01:28:49,134 --> 01:28:52,494 If you were a bottle of milk, what kind of milk would you be? 1135 01:28:52,694 --> 01:28:54,134 Cow? Sheep? 1136 01:28:54,694 --> 01:28:55,934 You know what? 1137 01:28:58,934 --> 01:29:02,214 This is a waste of time. Mine and yours. 1138 01:29:12,134 --> 01:29:13,134 Hi. 1139 01:29:14,334 --> 01:29:15,574 How was it? 1140 01:29:17,174 --> 01:29:18,614 The usual. 1141 01:29:19,534 --> 01:29:20,694 Don't ask. 1142 01:29:21,694 --> 01:29:25,694 My uncle owns a restaurant. Maybe he has an opening for you? 1143 01:29:26,414 --> 01:29:27,454 For him? 1144 01:29:27,614 --> 01:29:29,174 Stop it, Gran. 1145 01:29:29,694 --> 01:29:31,370 I have zero experience. 1146 01:29:31,454 --> 01:29:33,810 They're all college graduates. 1147 01:29:33,894 --> 01:29:34,894 You'll be fine. 1148 01:29:39,814 --> 01:29:40,934 Hello? 1149 01:29:46,374 --> 01:29:47,374 Right. 1150 01:30:01,574 --> 01:30:03,814 You made a great first impression. 1151 01:30:05,254 --> 01:30:06,454 I didn't think so. 1152 01:30:07,774 --> 01:30:10,294 You never know what the committee will like. 1153 01:30:13,334 --> 01:30:15,730 You won't earn much at first. 1154 01:30:15,814 --> 01:30:16,814 Okay. 1155 01:30:17,574 --> 01:30:18,974 You'll get simple tasks. 1156 01:30:19,174 --> 01:30:21,810 Transferring data between databases. 1157 01:30:21,894 --> 01:30:24,494 - But I can be promoted. - Of course. 1158 01:30:25,054 --> 01:30:27,214 - Everyone can be promoted. - Great. 1159 01:30:27,654 --> 01:30:30,294 But I'll get this view straight away. 1160 01:30:30,814 --> 01:30:32,254 About that. 1161 01:30:33,294 --> 01:30:35,574 The company is making some changes. 1162 01:30:59,374 --> 01:31:01,334 - Can you hear me? - Hello? 1163 01:31:01,534 --> 01:31:03,370 Can you hear me? 1164 01:31:03,454 --> 01:31:05,330 The connection is bad! 1165 01:31:05,414 --> 01:31:07,054 One at a time! 1166 01:31:07,414 --> 01:31:09,174 Any other issues? 1167 01:31:09,374 --> 01:31:12,974 I have a problem with the company app. 1168 01:31:13,174 --> 01:31:14,294 It freezes. 1169 01:31:14,414 --> 01:31:17,010 Let me connect you to our IT department. 1170 01:31:17,094 --> 01:31:20,214 Goodbye, everyone. Thank you. 1171 01:31:25,454 --> 01:31:27,970 Something's wrong with this thing. 1172 01:31:28,054 --> 01:31:30,410 Can you be quiet? I'm working here. 1173 01:31:30,494 --> 01:31:33,210 This computer thing is not a real job. 1174 01:31:33,294 --> 01:31:35,174 Working with your hands is! 1175 01:31:37,494 --> 01:31:38,494 Good day. 1176 01:31:46,054 --> 01:31:49,330 - Babe, have you seen my talisman? - Your talisman? 1177 01:31:49,414 --> 01:31:51,854 It's the silver one I wear to work. 1178 01:31:52,574 --> 01:31:53,854 I don't know. 1179 01:31:54,774 --> 01:31:56,934 - I'll look around. - Thanks. 1180 01:31:57,814 --> 01:31:59,694 - Love you! - Love you too. 1181 01:32:06,134 --> 01:32:08,654 CONNECTING WITH A CONSULTANT 1182 01:32:22,374 --> 01:32:23,734 Hello? 1183 01:32:31,214 --> 01:32:32,974 Fucking hell.