1 00:01:09,704 --> 00:01:11,204 It's the top of the hour, 2 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:13,173 and welcome back to Before We Begin. 3 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,776 I'm Branch Moreland. 4 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:17,946 Accident report for Hillsborough County: 5 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,948 On Route 472 in Bridgeridge, 6 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,816 a pickup truck lost its brakes 7 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:25,553 and skidded off the road for about 500 feet. 8 00:01:25,687 --> 00:01:27,589 Thank God this happened in Bridgeridge, 9 00:01:27,722 --> 00:01:30,024 otherwise, he might have hit something. 10 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:31,693 A top story of the day. 11 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:34,161 The coyote terrorizing local dogs 12 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:35,964 has been killed in a display 13 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,966 of New Hampshire cowboy justice, 14 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,701 which means in ten days 15 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:42,369 it'll be safe for everyone to celebrate Halloween. 16 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,371 So bring your dogs trick or treating. 17 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:47,742 But of course, make sure not to give them any chocolate. 18 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:51,913 Um, plenty of Halloween activities in the area 19 00:01:52,046 --> 00:01:53,781 the rest of the month to keep you busy 20 00:01:53,915 --> 00:01:55,817 as the weather gets colder. 21 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,853 Unfortunately, the Topbury candy corn eating competition 22 00:01:58,987 --> 00:02:00,521 is not happening this year, 23 00:02:00,655 --> 00:02:03,156 'cause the whiz kid who can count really fast 24 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,258 and tallied all the candy corns, 25 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:06,861 his family moved away. 26 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,262 And speaking of counting, 27 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:10,865 it's official. 28 00:02:10,999 --> 00:02:12,800 A vote has been passed to begin construction 29 00:02:12,934 --> 00:02:14,802 on the currently unnamed middle school 30 00:02:14,936 --> 00:02:17,304 in Douglas within the next three weeks. 31 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:18,806 The Hillsborough County Board 32 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:21,643 approved measures to repurpose county land 33 00:02:21,776 --> 00:02:24,579 in the center of Douglas to build that school. 34 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:28,448 It's the biggest construction project in town in years, 35 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:31,119 but it means building on top of Soldiers Field, 36 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,521 where recreational baseball teams from Douglas 37 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:36,758 and adjoining towns have faced off for decades. 38 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:39,459 As of yet, we don't know of any plans 39 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:41,729 to build a new ball field, but I'm told 40 00:02:41,863 --> 00:02:44,498 the neighboring soccer field will remain as a site 41 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,634 for gym class activities. 42 00:02:46,768 --> 00:02:48,335 Parents in the North County area 43 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:50,038 will surely be delighted. 44 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,106 No more driving 25 miles or more 45 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:53,841 to Rumsack Middle School... 46 00:02:53,975 --> 00:02:55,843 ...especially with a long, cold winter 47 00:02:55,977 --> 00:02:57,444 just around the corner. 48 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:58,813 I know many parents who-- 49 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,235 Today, day, day... 50 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:26,239 I consider myself, self, self... 51 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:30,377 the luckiest man, man, man... 52 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,180 - on the face of-- - Hey, Franny. 53 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,048 You peeping at the neighbors again? 54 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,417 - Sunny day, Ed? - Yeah. 55 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:39,787 Can't ask for much more. Heh. Cool and dry. 56 00:03:39,921 --> 00:03:42,090 -It's a pitcher's wind. -You got that right, Franny. 57 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,158 Ball won't carry. 58 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:46,293 Wood bats harden up. Stings the ball. 59 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:50,598 Oh, thank God the Marines are here. 60 00:03:50,732 --> 00:03:52,533 Honey, we're free. 61 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,802 What's in the bag, Glen? 62 00:03:54,936 --> 00:03:56,704 Last game fireworks. 63 00:03:56,838 --> 00:03:57,772 Big ones. 64 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,272 It's like watching an angel puke. 65 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,441 Out-fucking-standing. 66 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,578 I can respect a man carrying a big artillery. 67 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,179 I brought the ordinance, brother. 68 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,781 Overseeing the construction 69 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,416 is Graham Morris. Mr. Morris, 70 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,451 will construction begin this week? 71 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:12,854 It won't be until November. 72 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:14,321 There's still baseball being played 73 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:15,823 at the field the land is on. 74 00:04:15,957 --> 00:04:17,424 Do you think people are going to miss 75 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,560 the old baseball field, or more glad 76 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,763 to not have to drive to Rumsack? 77 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:23,030 I don't know-- 78 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:45,853 We meet again, boss. 79 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,624 You're leadoff, right? Shortstop? 80 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:52,325 Last two times we played, you struck me out. 81 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,394 Now I got you figured out. 82 00:04:54,529 --> 00:04:57,231 Yeah, well, it's your last chance to prove it. 83 00:04:57,364 --> 00:05:00,134 Ayy-up! 84 00:05:00,268 --> 00:05:02,837 Hey, these are for after, okay? 85 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,404 No boozing on the mound. 86 00:05:04,539 --> 00:05:06,674 Not till after the ninth, when I pitch a no hitter. 87 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:09,777 Watch the rash. 88 00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:11,444 Louis, I've been doing this so long, 89 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,380 I know your body better than your wife does. 90 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,550 Just don't tell your wife. 91 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:18,385 Hey, what's a young gun like that gonna do after this? 92 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,887 After what? 93 00:05:20,021 --> 00:05:22,256 After this goes the way of the Hindenburg. 94 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,424 Hell, what are these guys gonna do? 95 00:05:24,559 --> 00:05:25,726 I don't know. 96 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:26,961 I just don't have the energy 97 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,328 for all that, you know? 98 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:29,764 Looking up all the movies, 99 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,398 then driving to all the theaters. 100 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,534 Yeah, I'm into reading books. 101 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:36,469 I just got a book that doesn't have any pictures. 102 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,272 My wife loves all the ads. 103 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,373 Yeah. Any skin flicks? 104 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:41,943 Definitely not in a theater. 105 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:44,011 That's all right, I don't watch that shit anyway. 106 00:05:44,145 --> 00:05:46,479 -I'm gonna tell your wife. -Go ahead. We got an agreement. 107 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,616 She likes game shows and I like pornos. 108 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,751 - Is there a porno game show? - Probably in Japan. 109 00:05:50,885 --> 00:05:52,753 - Hey, guys. - Or Texas. 110 00:05:52,887 --> 00:05:55,923 I just want to say good luck. 111 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,962 And it's what's in here, right? 112 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:03,164 That's what counts. 113 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:04,732 Hey, Franny. 114 00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:06,767 Am I late? What's the score? 115 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:09,604 Bill Belinda. 116 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:10,972 I was just writing your name-- 117 00:06:11,105 --> 00:06:13,074 -Bill Belinda. -Yeah, it's a good one. 118 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:16,043 My mom really knocked it out of the park with that one. 119 00:06:16,177 --> 00:06:17,211 Kids coming today? 120 00:06:17,345 --> 00:06:18,512 They'll be here. 121 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,047 If you see 'em first, tell 'em 122 00:06:20,181 --> 00:06:22,382 their old man's coming home with the game ball. 123 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,553 C'mon, kid. Don't pull out. 124 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,889 Hands and hips. 125 00:06:28,022 --> 00:06:29,523 Stay square. 126 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,594 Keep your head down. 127 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:34,962 Rich, he plays college. 128 00:06:35,096 --> 00:06:37,098 He's better than you. 129 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,431 What do you know? 130 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,433 Logan, are you better than Rich? 131 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,836 I am considerably... 132 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,205 ...better than Rich. 133 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:45,606 You know what, Derek? 134 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,541 I'm gonna fuck up your good knee. 135 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:48,776 Well, the bell just rung. 136 00:06:48,910 --> 00:06:50,544 Looks like school's out for us, 137 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:51,879 which means we are headed 138 00:06:52,013 --> 00:06:53,881 to a word from our sponsors. 139 00:06:54,015 --> 00:06:56,183 - Got a ball, Glen? - Got two. 140 00:06:56,317 --> 00:06:58,185 - Let's go. Here we go. - For 20 years, 141 00:06:58,319 --> 00:07:01,122 my family told me I make awesome steaks. 142 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,591 I'm Robert Brendan, and I'm delighted to invite you 143 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,159 to my brand new restaurant. 144 00:07:05,293 --> 00:07:07,261 We know you love beef, steak tips 145 00:07:07,395 --> 00:07:08,562 and everything in between. 146 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,164 And we'd love to have you 147 00:07:10,298 --> 00:07:11,899 at Robert Brendan's Restaurant. 148 00:07:12,033 --> 00:07:13,768 Next time you're driving through Nashua, 149 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,304 look for the giant sign with my initials on it. 150 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,905 Bring your whole family. 151 00:07:18,039 --> 00:07:21,175 We can't wait for them to find out about RB's. 152 00:07:21,309 --> 00:07:26,247 The prime rib was melt-in-your-mouth outrageous. 153 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:28,282 It came with green beans... 154 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:31,018 Hey, it's Merritt. 155 00:07:31,152 --> 00:07:33,421 Ayy-up! 156 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,056 It's Eephus Boy. 157 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:38,759 Hey, Riverdogs. 158 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,628 Who's your ninth player? 159 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,396 Aw, shit. Where's Garrett? 160 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,332 We only have eight. 161 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,766 - That's a forfeit. - Hold on. 162 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,035 Can't play with eight. Need nine. 163 00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:50,838 They have 11. You can make a trade. 164 00:07:50,972 --> 00:07:52,673 Otherwise, I'm going home. 165 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:54,575 - We're the away team, right? - Yes. 166 00:07:54,709 --> 00:07:57,745 -So we bat first? -That's right. 167 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,547 I'm warmed up. I say we play. 168 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,215 Yeah, c'mon, let's just do this. 169 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,286 Has anyone heard from Garrett? 170 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:06,954 He told me he'd be here. 171 00:08:07,088 --> 00:08:10,324 Well, he better bat eighth because I can't bat for shit. 172 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:11,559 Garrett will bat ninth. 173 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,493 He'll be here by then. 174 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,529 Fellas, it's the last game. 175 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:17,865 It's the last game. 176 00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:19,567 I don't care. It's a forfeit 177 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,135 when his spot comes up. That's it. 178 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,603 It'll be a quick game. You go to first. 179 00:08:22,737 --> 00:08:24,138 All right. 180 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,140 It's a forfeit when his spot comes up. 181 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,709 Let's go! Take the field. - Nice. 182 00:08:28,843 --> 00:08:30,244 All right boys, let's do this. 183 00:08:30,378 --> 00:08:32,346 Boys, let's go, last one. Make it count. 184 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,648 - Are you ready, or what? - Hey, Ed, try not 185 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,717 to get my jersey dirty for the finale. 186 00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:38,352 If I gotta dive for any grounders, 187 00:08:38,486 --> 00:08:39,587 it means you pitched shitty. 188 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,888 Goddamn it, John. 189 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:42,456 Pick it up, Kevin. Jesus Christ! 190 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,692 Infield flies only, Kevin. 191 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,794 All right, Ed, let's do this. 192 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,295 One, two, three, gentlemen. 193 00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:49,597 One, two, three. We dancin'. 194 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,468 "If your uniform don't get dirty, 195 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:57,071 ya ain't done nothin'." 196 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,472 Rickey Henderson. 197 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,745 All right, guys. Don't let nothing get by ya. 198 00:09:04,879 --> 00:09:06,614 I don't care if it's gotta hit you in the mouth. 199 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,182 Gentlemen, let's play. 200 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,785 Don't be slouching out there. 201 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,521 Okay, Ed. 202 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,622 -Here we go. -Show 'em what you got. 203 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,190 Let's go, Wilton! 204 00:09:22,096 --> 00:09:23,731 - Batter's out! - Anywhere else. 205 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:24,799 Motherfucker! 206 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,272 That's one for the history books. 207 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:33,307 Nice swing, Wilton. 208 00:09:33,441 --> 00:09:34,608 Tough break, kid. 209 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,747 If he strikes out, we're one out away from forfeiting. 210 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,415 End of my baseball career. 211 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:44,018 You can always join the Merrimack County League. 212 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,754 I'm not driving two towns over to play at Dustice Park. 213 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,823 Fuck! 214 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,925 Dig it out, dig it out. 215 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,793 Dig it out, dig it out. 216 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,630 - Safe! - Nice. 217 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,065 Still alive. 218 00:09:58,199 --> 00:09:59,733 Sun's in my eyes. Sorry. 219 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,970 Worst part of this sport is the running. 220 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,605 Amen to that. 221 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:05,973 Watch out. 222 00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:07,308 Now batting, 223 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,276 King of the Riverdogs, 224 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:11,546 Destroyer of Fields, 225 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,247 Graham Morris. 226 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:16,016 Get up and hit it, Graham. Whoo... 227 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:19,687 All right, Ed. 228 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,755 Easy out. 229 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:38,239 Turn two, boys. C'mon. 230 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,210 Hey, Ed, plunk him. 231 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:45,246 Maybe he'll forget to destroy the field. 232 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,716 Low. 233 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,121 Fuck. 234 00:10:54,255 --> 00:10:56,157 Anybody chew tobacco anymore? 235 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:58,392 You're not a bunch of vegetarians? 236 00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,460 Birds eat seeds. 237 00:10:59,594 --> 00:11:00,928 Good eye, Graham. 238 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,329 I'm a shelled peanut guy. 239 00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:03,598 Ah, Christ. 240 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,933 Ed, high heat. 241 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,701 Bust him in his head. 242 00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:13,073 Ball four. 243 00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:14,408 - Good eye! - There we go! 244 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,676 You're on. 245 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,244 Well, sayonara, Soldiers Field. 246 00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:18,513 Walk, walk, walk. 247 00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:19,947 Settle down there. 248 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,215 Heart of the order, Ed. 249 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,684 Don't let him rattle you. 250 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,419 Pick it up! 251 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,421 Bobby, hit cutoff! 252 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,490 Me! Three! Me! 253 00:11:29,624 --> 00:11:30,791 He's going home! 254 00:11:30,925 --> 00:11:32,826 Three, three, three, three, three! 255 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,672 - Boys, closest base! - Let's go, Rich. 256 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,006 Hey, ducks on the pond, Rich, give it a ride. 257 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,609 Bring him home, man. 258 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:48,809 Bunt, bunt, bunt! 259 00:11:48,943 --> 00:11:50,778 Oh, fuckin' A! God--! 260 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:51,979 Get it, Ed, get it! 261 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,548 - Yeah! - Safe! 262 00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:55,082 - Oh! - Shit! 263 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,621 - Way to go, Sarge, dig it out. - Player's out! 264 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,024 Ed, walk this guy so we can keep playing. 265 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,493 Not gonna happen. 266 00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:15,436 Dead ball. 267 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:17,805 Man, good thing the kids 268 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,608 weren't here to see that. 269 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,442 You're all right, right? 270 00:12:21,576 --> 00:12:23,712 I'm okay, Ed. Take your base, Billy-anna. 271 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,947 Yeah, he's OK. It's part of the game. He's all right. 272 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,383 Let's go, Ed. 273 00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,051 Can you believe this? 274 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,520 Let's get out of this. 275 00:12:32,654 --> 00:12:34,488 - We're down two already. - Come on, Ed. 276 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:37,291 Bottom of the lineup here. We should get out of this. 277 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,127 Turn two, guys. Any base. 278 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:42,162 Did you guys start playing already? 279 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,165 - Garrett, you're up! - Who's up? 280 00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:46,967 -You're up. Let's go! -I'm up? 281 00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:48,802 -Come on! -Awesome. 282 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,040 - Come on, let's go! - Here you go, buddy. 283 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,676 - Here you go. - Thanks, chief. 284 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,844 - It's good to see ya. - Hey, sorry I'm late. 285 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,379 Wanna take a second to stretch or something? 286 00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:00,914 -Nah. -All right kid, your funeral. 287 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,850 I stretched on the drive here. 288 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:08,956 Come on, man. 289 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,891 What are you doing? 290 00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:12,627 Thanks for showing up, Garrett! 291 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,298 Hey, Tim. 292 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,100 Close one there. 293 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,273 Close one there, huh, Franny? 294 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,451 Almost had a short day at the park. 295 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,255 -Hey. -Hey. 296 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,890 You get out of rehearsal early? 297 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,291 No, that was yesterday. 298 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:46,060 I was just in the neighborhood. 299 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,563 -Good luck! -Thanks. 300 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,768 Good day for ball, Blue. 301 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,402 Sorry again for the wait. 302 00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:57,871 Yeah, more like a good day for blue balls. 303 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,173 Here we go. 304 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,308 Hey, settle in, four, settle in. 305 00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:05,145 Come on, now, Troy. 306 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,915 Right down the middle. 307 00:14:12,787 --> 00:14:14,556 Steee-rike. 308 00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:19,259 This your first game? 309 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,529 We just started dating. 310 00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:23,130 I don't really know a whole lot about baseball. 311 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:27,401 He looks like he's swinging a lead pipe. 312 00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:30,204 He's got this. He's got this. 313 00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:33,508 Strike three! 314 00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:35,309 Oh, looks like somebody forgot 315 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,444 to hit the cages this week. 316 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,448 Cages don't have a drunk pitcher option. 317 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,718 Did you forget to hit the cage this week, Adrian? 318 00:14:43,852 --> 00:14:45,452 He's fucking throwing meatballs. 319 00:14:45,587 --> 00:14:47,421 Looks like he's throwing a whole pasta primavera 320 00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:49,189 from here. 321 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,959 Fucking Italian dinner. 322 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,362 Fucking spaghetti dinner. 323 00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:57,297 With wine. 324 00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:58,600 Candles. 325 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,236 Play's to first! 326 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,338 - Get to it! - Billy boy! 327 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,275 Nice throw, Billy, nice throw. 328 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:09,677 Very nice play, Bill. 329 00:15:09,811 --> 00:15:11,145 Fine and dandy. 330 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,180 Fine and dandy. 331 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,382 - Knockin' 'em down. - Great range, Bill. 332 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,451 One down. Same thing, Troy. 333 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,174 All right, here we go, Troy. 334 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,345 Strike three! 335 00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:47,515 Whoo! 336 00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:49,116 Low strike zone today, boys. 337 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,552 Nice job, nice job. 338 00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:52,554 Hey, Blue, how much are they giving you? 339 00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:54,722 - Let's go, boys. - What the hell? 340 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,661 As an athlete, there's nothing spookier than losing, 341 00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:01,863 that's why this Halloween, we have a special deal 342 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,397 at MG Sports, 343 00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:05,633 where there's more than just bats and balls: 344 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:08,670 nets, pucks, and all manner of shoes. 345 00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:10,772 And don't get caught with a bad bat. 346 00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:13,741 And I don't mean the kind that follows Dracula around. 347 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,411 We have 22% off all wooden bats this week. 348 00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:19,079 Can you fuckin' believe it, boys? 349 00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:22,015 $32.95 all in at Lloyd's. 350 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,350 Can't even get a pack 351 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:26,019 of Cloud Blasters for that price. 352 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,188 And with these, I get twice the power. 353 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,958 Three times the boom. 354 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,458 Three times, huh? 355 00:16:31,593 --> 00:16:33,661 Guy, they were giving 'em away. 356 00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:35,797 They were so cheap I had to buy eight of them. 357 00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:37,364 I drove by Lloyd's. 358 00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:40,434 That deal is for $39.99. Why would you lie about that? 359 00:16:40,568 --> 00:16:42,202 -Thanksgiving? -Think there's a sound ordinance. 360 00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,304 Who's ever heard of fireworks on Thanksgiving? 361 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,773 Hey, why don't you give the extras to Graham 362 00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:47,341 for when the school opens? 363 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,209 - How's that going anyway? - Strike three! 364 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:51,613 You know, it's underway. 365 00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:54,916 I try not to talk too much about work on the weekends. 366 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,383 Nice try, Troy. 367 00:16:56,518 --> 00:16:58,520 All right, so we wake the neighbors with these 368 00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:00,722 and then we hit Jumpin' Aces after? 369 00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:01,856 I love that bar. 370 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:03,190 It's great. 371 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,259 Sliders and shooters deal on Sundays. 372 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,594 Isn't that Saturdays? 373 00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:08,028 -Sundays. -Is it? 374 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,397 I get fucked up there on Sundays. 375 00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:12,534 All right. Yeah! 376 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,268 Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left. 377 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,004 - Double! - Right there, cut it! 378 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,405 To me! Turn to me! 379 00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:21,475 - Out. - Oh, man. 380 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:23,310 - Nice throw, T. - You got me back. 381 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,046 Oh, no, that was easy. We're not even yet. 382 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,148 Little greedy there, big guy, huh? 383 00:17:28,282 --> 00:17:29,684 You rat bastard. 384 00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:32,486 I had a fun pitch to hit, man. 385 00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:35,623 Play's to first. 386 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,260 Hey, bat on ball, bat on ball. 387 00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,409 Oh, yeah. 388 00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:10,357 Ah, it was, uh... 389 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,135 Oh. 390 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,471 - Whoo! - Mother McCree. 391 00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:25,840 Ay-up! 392 00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:33,380 Why does he run like a penguin? 393 00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:39,419 Move your ass, you fuckin' ballerina! 394 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,222 Hey, bro, you want some? 395 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,672 Hey, buddy, 396 00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,507 you got the time? 397 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:03,377 Yeah, time for you to fuck right off. 398 00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:06,446 What's the score? 399 00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:09,249 Two-nothing. 400 00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,719 How many touchdowns? 401 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,221 You know what? 402 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,591 Why don't you two weasel dicks 403 00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:19,292 go fuck with the soccer players over there? 404 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,763 They don't have a baseball bat like I do. 405 00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:23,898 Play ball! 406 00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:33,306 "A game of inches. 407 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,777 A game of inches." 408 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,344 Branch Rickey. 409 00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:40,548 Pound the zone, four. Right at him here. 410 00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:42,750 Got him right in your sights, baby, come on. 411 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,653 Strike three! 412 00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:49,891 Strike zone's at home plate, not first base. Heh. 413 00:19:50,024 --> 00:19:51,759 Can't get anything going 414 00:19:51,893 --> 00:19:53,561 if we don't get a call our way, Blue. 415 00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:55,730 Bullshit, man! That was at my Adam's apple. 416 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,498 And you've got a giraffe neck, so, that's bad. 417 00:19:58,633 --> 00:19:59,867 We play through the calls, boys. 418 00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:02,269 - You can't! - Oh, Mother McCree. 419 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,471 Guy needs an optical exam. 420 00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:07,075 Well, to be fair, I think we could all use 421 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,643 some medical work. 422 00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:10,678 Yeah, I got a herniated disk 423 00:20:10,812 --> 00:20:12,180 putting paper in my printer. 424 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,648 Come on, look alive, guys. 425 00:20:13,781 --> 00:20:15,482 It hurts so bad. 426 00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:18,418 Medical bills... 427 00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:25,325 Call it! 428 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,862 We got it. 429 00:20:27,995 --> 00:20:29,262 Nice. 430 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,666 Two down! 431 00:20:33,868 --> 00:20:35,136 Family good, Bill? 432 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,538 -Eh, chuggin' along. -The kids? 433 00:20:37,672 --> 00:20:39,473 Getting older, talking back. 434 00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:42,309 -They here? -They will be. 435 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,646 Two down. 436 00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:49,784 You got this, Troy. Let's go, baby. 437 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,519 All right, Troy, right at him, Troy. 438 00:20:51,652 --> 00:20:53,087 Here you go, wait for yours. 439 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:54,321 We got two. 440 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,923 Come on now, Troy. 441 00:21:00,728 --> 00:21:02,262 Oh, Miss Anna. 442 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,731 Play's to one, play's to one. 443 00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:05,432 You got plenty of time. 444 00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:09,402 There it is, Troy. 445 00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:11,371 Gotta rub it. 446 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,742 Come on, now. 447 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,444 We got him out, game boy. 448 00:21:17,578 --> 00:21:18,846 We got him. 449 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,787 That's your beer now. Don't put it back in the cooler. 450 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,793 Hey, Wilton, how's your arm today? 451 00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:33,360 It's all good, boss. Whatever you need. 452 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,229 - Great. - Easy there, captain. 453 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:36,864 Troy'll give you nine. 454 00:21:36,998 --> 00:21:38,699 Hit him with a shovel, he'll still give you nine. 455 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,635 Yeah, he didn't even feel that. 456 00:21:40,768 --> 00:21:43,004 Guy's on Pluto right now. He'll finish. 457 00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:45,773 Keep your ears open, fellas, this one's gonna be a barn burner. 458 00:21:45,907 --> 00:21:47,742 Who's playing? 459 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,210 What's the score? 460 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,679 It's from 1972. 461 00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:55,082 Breaking pitch just misses inside to Robinson. 462 00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:56,584 Two balls, two strikes. 463 00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:00,087 One dollar colas. 464 00:22:00,221 --> 00:22:01,856 Sausage. 465 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,390 Pepperoni. 466 00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:05,293 Cheese. 467 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,696 Right here, right now. 468 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:11,999 Grandma Mallinari's famous recipe. 469 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:15,036 Grand slam with a slice today. 470 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,673 Crispy crust. Dough. 471 00:22:18,806 --> 00:22:20,541 - Strike three! - That's it, baby! 472 00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:22,677 - There we go! - You're okay. 473 00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:24,011 That's one, boys! 474 00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:26,013 Front of the box, kid. Shake it off. 475 00:22:26,147 --> 00:22:28,516 Nice and red, the way Nonna made it. 476 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,886 Eh. 477 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,855 Hey, you think you're gonna grab a slice later? 478 00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:35,790 - Eh. - Ball. 479 00:22:35,923 --> 00:22:37,725 C'mon, Blue! Not if I don't pay for it. 480 00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:39,961 They're fresh, hot and ready. 481 00:22:40,094 --> 00:22:41,762 Sounds like your girlfriend, Kev! 482 00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:43,931 Wait for yours. 483 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,968 One ball, two strikes. 484 00:22:48,769 --> 00:22:51,672 I'm sorry, Kev. You know I'm just screwing around. 485 00:22:51,806 --> 00:22:54,175 - Just rude, Bobby. - Okay. 486 00:22:54,308 --> 00:22:55,810 That's just rude. 487 00:22:56,744 --> 00:22:57,945 Full count! 488 00:22:58,079 --> 00:22:59,647 Bobby... 489 00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:01,082 You gonna get us a pie later? 490 00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:04,285 -For the last game? -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 491 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,485 What do you like on it? 492 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,555 I was thinking cheese? 493 00:23:07,688 --> 00:23:09,023 Yeah, Bobby, you seem like a fruit... 494 00:23:09,156 --> 00:23:10,892 ...on pizza kind of guy. 495 00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:12,093 Oh, Mother McCree. 496 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:13,828 Cut off, cut off at second! 497 00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:15,663 - Dig it out! - Move your ass, Chuck! 498 00:23:15,796 --> 00:23:17,698 Do I go? Do I go? 499 00:23:17,832 --> 00:23:19,533 Who's the third base coach? 500 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:21,302 Who's the third base coach? 501 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:23,871 Who's the third base... 502 00:23:24,005 --> 00:23:25,273 coach? 503 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,109 Your mother moves faster than you, you asshole! 504 00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:30,378 What are you, a bunch of fucking ballerinas? 505 00:23:30,511 --> 00:23:32,046 Make the plays! 506 00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:34,715 - That's it. - Thanks. 507 00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:36,050 Well, shit. 508 00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:38,853 I guess I'll be my own third base coach. 509 00:23:41,756 --> 00:23:43,490 Watch him, Preston. 510 00:23:43,624 --> 00:23:44,992 All right, Murray. 511 00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,896 As the third base coach, here are the secret signs. 512 00:23:49,931 --> 00:23:52,166 Well, Coach Glen, what does that mean? 513 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,468 It means that on any passed ball, 514 00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:57,405 we're gonna steal home. 515 00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:58,706 Well, Coach Glen, you must think 516 00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,574 I'm some kind of fast spring ch-- 517 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:03,644 - He's out! - Fuck, Glen! 518 00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,146 What are you, six? 519 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:06,814 Goofy son of a bitch. 520 00:24:06,948 --> 00:24:09,183 All right, boys, keep it up, let's go! 521 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,885 Last game. 522 00:24:11,018 --> 00:24:12,753 Dickhead. 523 00:24:12,887 --> 00:24:14,188 Six dollars a pie. 524 00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:15,856 Another zero. 525 00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:18,626 All the toppings you could ever want. 526 00:24:19,894 --> 00:24:22,363 One dollar colas. 527 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,497 Sausage. Pepperoni. 528 00:24:24,632 --> 00:24:25,900 That's a pretty cloud. 529 00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:27,568 Cheese. 530 00:24:27,702 --> 00:24:29,971 Right here, right now. 531 00:24:30,104 --> 00:24:31,372 Let's go, Troy. 532 00:24:31,505 --> 00:24:32,707 Grandma Mallinari's 533 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,474 famous recipe. 534 00:24:34,608 --> 00:24:37,111 Grand slam with a slice today. 535 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:41,916 Red peppers. Green peppers. 536 00:24:42,049 --> 00:24:44,752 Nice and red, the way Nonna made it. 537 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:50,057 Crispy crust. 538 00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:54,762 Extra hot. Extra cheesy. 539 00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:58,232 Right here. Right now. 540 00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:00,301 You play ball, kid? 541 00:25:00,434 --> 00:25:01,402 Yeah. 542 00:25:01,535 --> 00:25:02,770 Red peppers. 543 00:25:02,903 --> 00:25:04,505 Do yourself a favor. 544 00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:05,606 Don't. 545 00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,008 Artichoke hearts. 546 00:25:07,141 --> 00:25:08,709 Strike! You're out! 547 00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:10,745 $1.50 a slice. 548 00:25:10,878 --> 00:25:12,947 Six dollars a pie. 549 00:25:14,081 --> 00:25:15,783 Go get me a pack of smokes, will ya? 550 00:25:15,916 --> 00:25:18,819 Ice cold colas, one dollar. 551 00:25:18,953 --> 00:25:21,856 I've been thinking about retirement. 552 00:25:22,923 --> 00:25:25,226 Or at least getting out on the road. 553 00:25:27,261 --> 00:25:28,763 Driving, 554 00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:31,499 driving this truck, 555 00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:32,833 maybe... 556 00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:35,803 all the way to the desert. 557 00:25:35,936 --> 00:25:39,940 To New Mexico. To Montana. 558 00:25:40,074 --> 00:25:41,876 Strike three! 559 00:25:45,579 --> 00:25:47,014 I can't fucking bat 560 00:25:47,148 --> 00:25:49,316 with the fucking hoagie opera out there. 561 00:25:49,450 --> 00:25:51,052 I got this, D! 562 00:25:51,185 --> 00:25:52,853 Six dollars a pie. 563 00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:55,356 Fuckin' shit. 564 00:25:55,489 --> 00:25:57,324 This has gotta be hell on your diet, dude. 565 00:25:58,692 --> 00:25:59,760 Why don't you take a cheat day? 566 00:25:59,894 --> 00:26:01,595 You know, get something to eat? 567 00:26:01,729 --> 00:26:02,830 Pepperoni. 568 00:26:02,963 --> 00:26:04,932 He must be starving. 569 00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:06,700 I got something for you. 570 00:26:06,834 --> 00:26:10,004 Ah. Little snack for my big guy. 571 00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:11,472 Oh. Oh-- 572 00:26:11,605 --> 00:26:15,176 You two are a fuckin regular Laurel and Hardy, aren't ya? 573 00:26:15,309 --> 00:26:16,477 Are you hungry, Howie? 574 00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:18,412 No, I don't think so. 575 00:26:18,547 --> 00:26:19,780 -No? -No. 576 00:26:19,914 --> 00:26:21,516 I'm just saying, Mr. Mallinari is here 577 00:26:21,649 --> 00:26:23,384 and I can get you a pizza if you want one. 578 00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:27,455 Pizza. We don't eat pizza at ballgames. 579 00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:28,789 -Really? -Hot dogs. 580 00:26:28,923 --> 00:26:30,257 Eaten a lot of hot dogs in your day? 581 00:26:30,391 --> 00:26:33,694 Oh, loads and loads of, uh, hot dogs, really. 582 00:26:33,828 --> 00:26:37,231 Uh, ball fields, diners. 583 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:40,101 Probably ate at all the diners in town. 584 00:26:40,234 --> 00:26:43,838 And they're mostly gone now, the diners. 585 00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:46,340 But hot dogs will always be here. 586 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,042 And that's a good thing. 587 00:26:48,175 --> 00:26:49,977 Nobody knows this, but our town 588 00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:52,079 is the only town in the region that has triangular manholes. 589 00:26:52,213 --> 00:26:54,215 All right, guys up there, watch the ball. 590 00:26:54,348 --> 00:26:55,749 No shit. 591 00:26:55,883 --> 00:26:57,852 Mr. Mallinari's pizza. 592 00:26:57,985 --> 00:27:00,921 What shape does everyone else use? 593 00:27:01,055 --> 00:27:02,423 Circular. 594 00:27:02,557 --> 00:27:03,457 Sausage. 595 00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:04,792 I had no idea there was 596 00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:06,994 a baseball field right here. 597 00:27:07,128 --> 00:27:09,697 I've been driving this all around. 598 00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:11,533 Main Street in Wooten. 599 00:27:11,665 --> 00:27:12,800 Keene Pond Park. 600 00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:14,201 Strike two! 601 00:27:14,335 --> 00:27:15,769 What do they need a school for? 602 00:27:15,903 --> 00:27:19,373 I mean, you know... 603 00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:22,643 To learn, I guess. But kids learn on the job. 604 00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:24,245 I mean, they don't need a school, 605 00:27:24,378 --> 00:27:27,081 you know, practical day in and day out kind of thing. 606 00:27:27,214 --> 00:27:29,116 Flipping burgers, 607 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:32,253 cooking hot dogs at hot dog stands. 608 00:27:32,386 --> 00:27:34,455 Sausage. 609 00:27:34,589 --> 00:27:36,157 Pepperoni. 610 00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:37,758 Cheese. 611 00:27:37,892 --> 00:27:39,561 I hate this goddamn business. 612 00:27:43,097 --> 00:27:44,331 ...famous recipe. 613 00:27:44,465 --> 00:27:45,933 That's you, Bill! That's you, Bill! 614 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:47,401 - Let's go, big man! - Hey! 615 00:27:47,536 --> 00:27:50,471 Well done. 616 00:27:50,605 --> 00:27:52,873 Circles? 617 00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:54,808 So the workers could roll them. 618 00:27:54,942 --> 00:27:57,444 The foundry made triangular manholes in the '20s. 619 00:27:57,579 --> 00:27:59,480 If you get your hands on one, you could probably command 620 00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:01,282 a high bid at an auction. 621 00:28:01,415 --> 00:28:04,251 Some people say it reminds them of the recycling symbol, 622 00:28:04,385 --> 00:28:06,655 but every year they replace a few more with the circulars. 623 00:28:06,787 --> 00:28:09,957 Just another thing to write into the history books. 624 00:28:11,792 --> 00:28:13,994 Huh, truck's leaving. 625 00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:16,397 Hey, right at him, four. 626 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:20,801 We've got 'em at Jumpin' Aces 627 00:28:20,935 --> 00:28:22,069 Bar and Grill. 628 00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:23,737 Cheeseburger sliders 629 00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:24,972 and shooters of the hard stuff. 630 00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:26,608 Pick your poison. 631 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:29,644 And all season long, we've got cowboy sliders. 632 00:28:29,777 --> 00:28:31,011 That's right. 633 00:28:31,145 --> 00:28:32,514 They've got an onion ring on 'em. 634 00:28:32,647 --> 00:28:34,281 You can lead a horse to water. 635 00:28:34,415 --> 00:28:37,218 But you can lead a man to Jumpin' Aces. 636 00:28:37,351 --> 00:28:39,220 Nice meeting you. 637 00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:48,563 You think bunt was named after somebody? 638 00:28:48,697 --> 00:28:50,998 I knew someone in high school named Terry Foul. 639 00:28:51,131 --> 00:28:53,100 Where's he off to? 640 00:28:53,234 --> 00:28:54,802 Beats me. 641 00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:56,737 But if I had to guess, 642 00:28:56,870 --> 00:29:01,408 Suzie Q's probably dragging him off to Niagara Falls again. 643 00:29:01,543 --> 00:29:04,445 No way I could focus if my wife was here. 644 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:07,616 Yeah. 645 00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,049 That's probably why... 646 00:29:09,183 --> 00:29:11,919 he never goes and plays where it matters. 647 00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:13,988 If I was him, 648 00:29:14,121 --> 00:29:16,023 I'd go play in Florida. 649 00:29:18,025 --> 00:29:19,360 Yeah. Get in front of the guys 650 00:29:19,493 --> 00:29:21,895 that can make something happen for him. 651 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,298 Fuckin' shame. 652 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:25,567 Kid's got what it takes. 653 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,735 Let's go, Graham. 654 00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:28,335 Let's go, Graham. 655 00:29:28,469 --> 00:29:33,173 Well, here, it's just one big backyard. 656 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,678 My backyard. 657 00:29:36,810 --> 00:29:38,879 Till fuckin Graham builds that school. 658 00:29:39,013 --> 00:29:40,981 One down. 659 00:29:41,115 --> 00:29:44,985 Then this dugout becomes an...art class. 660 00:29:45,119 --> 00:29:47,921 With fuckin' easels. 661 00:29:50,391 --> 00:29:52,359 Then it's off to Dustice. 662 00:29:52,493 --> 00:29:53,827 Hm. 663 00:29:55,362 --> 00:29:57,532 Well, maybe they'll get married and they'll have a kid 664 00:29:57,666 --> 00:30:00,901 that goes to school here and they can draw a painting 665 00:30:01,035 --> 00:30:03,203 of me pitching nine innings 666 00:30:03,337 --> 00:30:05,406 and hittin' a walk off homer. 667 00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:06,473 Yeah. 668 00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:09,376 Motherfucker's out. 669 00:30:09,511 --> 00:30:10,978 Nice out. 670 00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:18,452 "It's getting late early." 671 00:30:20,454 --> 00:30:22,056 Yogi Berra. 672 00:30:27,094 --> 00:30:29,963 Ed keeps saying he's gonna go nine. 673 00:30:30,097 --> 00:30:31,865 You think you're pitching today? 674 00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,602 I don't think Ed's gonna be very good 675 00:30:34,736 --> 00:30:35,869 the next couple innings. 676 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,338 Strike! 677 00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:39,607 Oh, good pitch. 678 00:30:39,741 --> 00:30:41,509 It's a good pitch. 679 00:30:41,643 --> 00:30:44,178 I was looking at the catcher. I don't like his framing. 680 00:30:44,311 --> 00:30:46,947 But he probably threw a curveball, 681 00:30:47,081 --> 00:30:48,982 which is the right move. 682 00:30:49,116 --> 00:30:51,018 Yeah, I think it was. 683 00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:52,319 Oh, definitely. 684 00:30:52,453 --> 00:30:53,420 Curvey. 685 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,196 Ed throws pretty fast. He looks good to me. 686 00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:04,231 If Ed were 19, he could get that fastball 687 00:31:04,365 --> 00:31:07,301 up to 83, 85, with decent command. 688 00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:11,773 But he's gotta grunt to get to 75 because he's old. 689 00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:14,942 Oh, you fucking kidding me? 690 00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:16,611 - Get under it! - Get there, John! 691 00:31:16,745 --> 00:31:18,145 Walk, walk. Walk, walk. 692 00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:21,248 - Ah, Jesus! - Two down. 693 00:31:21,382 --> 00:31:23,283 He should throw slower. 694 00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,319 You can tell that that pitch is gonna be coming out of his hands. 695 00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:26,887 Good hustle, man, good hustle. 696 00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:29,089 I need to be put down. 697 00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:30,792 I still haven't seen you throw that weird pitch 698 00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:32,694 that Tim was telling me about. 699 00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:34,395 I throw it sometimes. 700 00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:36,096 I've been here a few games now. 701 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:37,898 I don't think I've seen it. It's a curveball? 702 00:31:38,031 --> 00:31:38,966 Eephus. 703 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:40,401 God bless you. 704 00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:45,607 Sorry. What, what is it? 705 00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:48,208 The Eephus pitch is a type of curveball that is pitched 706 00:31:48,342 --> 00:31:51,846 so unnaturally slow that it confuses the batter, 707 00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:54,582 and he swings too early or too late. 708 00:31:54,716 --> 00:31:56,818 You lob it so it looks like a curveball... 709 00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,620 ...but you give it no power-- 710 00:31:58,753 --> 00:32:00,822 Double if he can leg this out. 711 00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:02,423 I wish I was sitting down too. 712 00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:04,391 - Take three! Send him! - Hit the cut! 713 00:32:04,526 --> 00:32:06,561 Go to second! Fuck! 714 00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:09,963 So it's like a curveball with no power? 715 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:12,834 Your elbow stays in the same place 716 00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:14,501 that it would for your curveball. 717 00:32:14,636 --> 00:32:16,103 And you tell the batter with your hips 718 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:17,572 that you're throwing hard. 719 00:32:17,705 --> 00:32:19,072 Everybody on the field 720 00:32:19,206 --> 00:32:21,175 is expecting a meatball. 721 00:32:21,308 --> 00:32:24,612 So I give them a weird meatball. 722 00:32:24,746 --> 00:32:26,113 I throw it right, 723 00:32:26,246 --> 00:32:28,148 and the pitch looks like it stops in mid air. 724 00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:30,150 - Run! Run! - Whoo! 725 00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:32,486 - Yeah! - Ed's doing bad. 726 00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:35,022 - Ah, c'mon. - Move your ass, Chuck! 727 00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:37,057 We're down two now. 728 00:32:37,191 --> 00:32:39,761 That would suck if we lost the last game of this park. 729 00:32:39,894 --> 00:32:40,895 Goddamn it. 730 00:32:41,028 --> 00:32:42,664 You'd get over it. 731 00:32:42,797 --> 00:32:44,298 It's almost Halloween. 732 00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:46,200 Yeah, that's why you gotta throw the Eephus pitch. 733 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:48,603 Give the field the sendoff it deserves. 734 00:32:52,005 --> 00:32:54,509 Oh! Hey, I think, uh, uh, uh, 735 00:32:54,642 --> 00:32:56,076 Ed just threw an Eephus. 736 00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:59,079 He threw a bad slow pitch. 737 00:32:59,213 --> 00:33:00,447 Yeah, that's... 738 00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:02,684 Isn't that what an Eephus is? 739 00:33:02,817 --> 00:33:04,384 Maybe if Ed throws it. 740 00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:08,388 You can tell when it's an Eephus. 741 00:33:08,523 --> 00:33:11,158 It stays in the air forever. 742 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:13,628 You get bored watching it. 743 00:33:13,761 --> 00:33:15,128 I get bored. 744 00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:17,397 And the hitter does, so he tries 745 00:33:17,532 --> 00:33:20,702 to swing at it like normal. 746 00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:22,469 But it's already past him, 747 00:33:22,604 --> 00:33:24,639 or it waits until he's done swinging. 748 00:33:25,974 --> 00:33:27,007 The Eephus makes him 749 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,710 lose track of time. 750 00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:31,579 It's pretty mean that way. 751 00:33:33,982 --> 00:33:35,115 Strike three. 752 00:33:35,249 --> 00:33:36,651 Batter's out. 753 00:33:36,784 --> 00:33:39,219 I like that. It's kind of like baseball. 754 00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:41,221 I'm looking around for something to happen. 755 00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:43,691 Then poof, game's over. 756 00:33:43,825 --> 00:33:45,960 All right, guys, let's keep this going. 757 00:34:02,109 --> 00:34:03,611 Boo-ya! 758 00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:31,405 All right, get this guy out, come on. 759 00:34:31,539 --> 00:34:33,173 Play ball! 760 00:34:35,777 --> 00:34:37,745 Hey, Wilton. Wilton! 761 00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:39,313 Check this out. 762 00:34:40,582 --> 00:34:42,016 Pizza! 763 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:45,620 Hot, fresh pizza! 764 00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:47,922 Sausage. 765 00:34:48,056 --> 00:34:50,058 Onions. 766 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:52,760 - Pepperoni! - Marinara. 767 00:34:52,894 --> 00:34:54,127 Extra cheese! 768 00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:55,964 White Alfredo sauce. 769 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:57,065 Anchovies. 770 00:34:57,197 --> 00:34:58,700 - Strike. - Ass! 771 00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,167 That's all right, wait for yours, D. 772 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:01,970 It's all right, D. 773 00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:03,771 Green peppers. 774 00:35:03,905 --> 00:35:05,205 Extra cheese! 775 00:35:05,339 --> 00:35:08,042 - Portabella mushrooms! - Mushrooms! 776 00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:09,544 Pulled pork! 777 00:35:09,677 --> 00:35:12,179 - Fresh mozzarella. - Hot, fresh pizza. 778 00:35:12,312 --> 00:35:13,681 Parmesan cheese. 779 00:35:13,815 --> 00:35:16,084 - Macadamia nuts. - Spicy! 780 00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:17,217 - Marinara! - Pine nuts! 781 00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:18,853 Pepperoni! 782 00:35:18,987 --> 00:35:20,253 Strike two. 783 00:35:21,723 --> 00:35:23,024 Not a lot wrong with that one, D. 784 00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:24,157 Extra cheese! 785 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:25,893 Sausage! 786 00:35:26,027 --> 00:35:27,394 Meatball sub. 787 00:35:27,528 --> 00:35:28,630 Lasagna. 788 00:35:28,763 --> 00:35:29,864 Gabagool. 789 00:35:29,998 --> 00:35:31,899 -Soppressata. -I'll crack your nose, kid. 790 00:35:32,033 --> 00:35:33,367 Fellas... 791 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,503 - Right through that damn mask. - Time! 792 00:35:35,637 --> 00:35:38,438 Fellas! Am I in a deli? 793 00:35:38,573 --> 00:35:39,907 Is this a meat market? 794 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:41,876 Am I selling you ham? 795 00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:44,012 Cut the shit and play. 796 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:46,114 You like pizza on ham? 797 00:35:46,246 --> 00:35:47,247 Pizza on ham? 798 00:35:47,381 --> 00:35:48,816 Ham on pizza. 799 00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:50,350 Yeah, it's pretty good. 800 00:35:50,484 --> 00:35:52,787 Hey, ah, Blue, did you call A4 yet? 801 00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:57,190 Pizza! 802 00:35:57,324 --> 00:35:59,326 -Dead ball! -Who made that fuckin' noise? 803 00:35:59,459 --> 00:36:01,763 - Hey, hey! - Take your base! 804 00:36:03,765 --> 00:36:05,465 Go rub it, man. 805 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,300 Careful, Garrett. 806 00:36:11,072 --> 00:36:12,607 Put 'er there, buddy. 807 00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:16,544 You got any more chants, big guy? 808 00:36:16,678 --> 00:36:17,779 No, sir. 809 00:36:17,912 --> 00:36:18,946 Just goofin'. 810 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:21,716 There it is. 811 00:36:21,849 --> 00:36:23,350 That's a piece. Straighten that out. 812 00:36:26,219 --> 00:36:29,023 Just horsing around, that's all. 813 00:36:29,157 --> 00:36:30,758 You know, it's, uh... 814 00:36:30,892 --> 00:36:32,225 it's important to have fun when we're out here-- 815 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:33,561 - Ah, shit! - He's goin'! 816 00:36:33,695 --> 00:36:36,631 Go, go, go! Move, move, move! 817 00:36:36,764 --> 00:36:39,634 - All right! - By a mile, asshole. 818 00:36:40,635 --> 00:36:43,004 You're not third base coaching? 819 00:36:43,137 --> 00:36:46,674 No, he'll just ignore all my signs, no matter what. 820 00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:53,014 But he's quick. 821 00:36:53,147 --> 00:36:55,149 He'll do just fine. 822 00:36:55,282 --> 00:36:57,185 I used to be pretty fast in my heyday. 823 00:36:57,317 --> 00:37:00,121 If you say so. 824 00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:02,222 But I think this is it for me. 825 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,224 They got a league in Dustice. 826 00:37:04,357 --> 00:37:05,425 No, Miss Anna. 827 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,828 What's wrong with Dustice? 828 00:37:06,961 --> 00:37:08,361 Full count! 829 00:37:08,495 --> 00:37:10,665 Problem with Dustice, it's too far. 830 00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:12,934 Game's are at weird hours. 831 00:37:13,067 --> 00:37:14,102 The place sucks. 832 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:15,103 It's like half little league, 833 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,403 half farmers market. 834 00:37:16,537 --> 00:37:18,271 And don't forget that septic issue too. 835 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:19,473 You make it all the way out there, 836 00:37:19,607 --> 00:37:20,842 I wouldn't play third base. 837 00:37:20,975 --> 00:37:22,442 Heh. Or left field. 838 00:37:22,577 --> 00:37:24,311 Whole fuckin' town stinks! 839 00:37:24,444 --> 00:37:28,116 - Fuckin' Dustice. - Fuckin' Dustice. 840 00:37:28,248 --> 00:37:29,584 Ooh. 841 00:37:29,717 --> 00:37:31,119 Sir Glen Lights the Sky Up. 842 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:34,321 Look who it is. 843 00:37:34,454 --> 00:37:36,591 What's in the box? 844 00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:39,392 One more. 845 00:37:43,865 --> 00:37:45,166 Heard you brought some sky heat. 846 00:37:45,298 --> 00:37:46,868 Little aerial TNT. 847 00:37:48,736 --> 00:37:49,871 Huh? 848 00:37:50,004 --> 00:37:51,839 He only gives one ball or two a count. 849 00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:55,843 Sky heat. 850 00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:58,679 Ahh. Oh, yeah. 851 00:37:58,813 --> 00:38:00,782 I got the whole show planned for after. 852 00:38:00,915 --> 00:38:03,483 We got everything going off in sequential order. 853 00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:07,088 I light one and then we let it go up. 854 00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:08,656 And the next one starts going off, 855 00:38:08,790 --> 00:38:10,490 and by the time that's done... 856 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:12,794 -...light the third, the whole bunch. -You gonna fuck each other blue? 857 00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:14,461 Jesus, Bobby, go to second! 858 00:38:14,595 --> 00:38:16,531 Just go ahead, you know. 859 00:38:19,734 --> 00:38:22,036 -Nice goatee, John. -Shut up, Glen. 860 00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:24,304 Bases loaded, Linda. 861 00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:26,339 Kids might wanna see it. 862 00:38:33,581 --> 00:38:34,916 Go! Go! No! 863 00:38:35,049 --> 00:38:37,151 Get back! Get back! Get back! Get back! 864 00:38:37,285 --> 00:38:39,987 Go. Go, go, go, go! Let's go! 865 00:38:40,121 --> 00:38:42,223 - He's out! - Nice pepper! 866 00:38:42,355 --> 00:38:43,423 Whoo! 867 00:38:43,558 --> 00:38:45,226 Let's go, Logan! 868 00:38:45,358 --> 00:38:46,527 Let's go, baby! 869 00:38:46,661 --> 00:38:49,130 Attaboy! 870 00:38:49,263 --> 00:38:50,865 Let's go, boys. 871 00:38:50,998 --> 00:38:53,267 Troy got us out of a jam. Now let's pick him up. 872 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,969 You've seen this guy's pitches. 873 00:38:55,102 --> 00:38:57,271 Time up that curveball and let's hang a ten spot 874 00:38:57,404 --> 00:38:58,673 on these guys. 875 00:38:58,806 --> 00:39:00,908 Four-to-two ball game. Expand that lead. 876 00:39:01,042 --> 00:39:02,610 - Yeah. - Everybody hits, guys. 877 00:39:02,743 --> 00:39:04,312 - Let's go. - Let's go. 878 00:39:07,882 --> 00:39:10,117 This is it. Now lead it off. 879 00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:12,920 Oh, yeah. 880 00:39:13,054 --> 00:39:14,789 Let's go, Bill, start us up. 881 00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:20,360 You think Graham actually gives a shit about this game? 882 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:22,763 -Do you? -Yeah, as much as anybody. 883 00:39:22,897 --> 00:39:24,866 But him? Mm. 884 00:39:24,999 --> 00:39:26,399 Company man. 885 00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:29,503 Derek and I know company men. 886 00:39:30,838 --> 00:39:32,807 Military's full of 'em. 887 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:34,542 Pricks. 888 00:39:34,675 --> 00:39:35,776 I--I don't know. 889 00:39:35,910 --> 00:39:37,578 I mean, he does all the coaching. 890 00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:39,680 The guy works hard for the cause. 891 00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:43,050 The cause? 892 00:39:43,184 --> 00:39:45,086 You know about the cause? 893 00:39:46,587 --> 00:39:49,790 Nah, you're too young. 894 00:39:49,924 --> 00:39:51,726 It's all combat. 895 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,528 Life. 896 00:39:54,662 --> 00:39:57,098 This game. 897 00:39:57,231 --> 00:39:59,399 Combat. 898 00:39:59,533 --> 00:40:01,969 Going to the store. 899 00:40:02,103 --> 00:40:03,571 Combat. 900 00:40:04,872 --> 00:40:07,041 Picking up your kids from school. 901 00:40:08,276 --> 00:40:09,610 Combat. 902 00:40:11,979 --> 00:40:13,614 Going to see your 90-year-old grandmother 903 00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:15,116 in the hospital dying 904 00:40:15,249 --> 00:40:17,417 of stage four uterine cancer? 905 00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:20,554 That's not combat. 906 00:40:20,688 --> 00:40:22,089 That's love. 907 00:40:22,223 --> 00:40:23,691 Sarge, you dying out here? You're giving a speech 908 00:40:23,824 --> 00:40:25,826 like you just got shot. 909 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,397 When I go to the doctor, that's definitely combat. 910 00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:33,534 Alright, Bill. Get it started now. 911 00:40:33,668 --> 00:40:34,635 Let's go, Bill! 912 00:40:41,142 --> 00:40:42,677 Ed, was that ball four? 913 00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:44,111 So you do want to get hit again, huh? 914 00:40:44,245 --> 00:40:45,713 No. 915 00:40:45,846 --> 00:40:47,515 Joe, getting on base 916 00:40:47,648 --> 00:40:49,116 for real this time. 917 00:40:50,217 --> 00:40:51,419 Fuckin' half wit. 918 00:40:51,552 --> 00:40:52,920 Watch your mouth, Ed. 919 00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:54,522 Kids are around. 920 00:40:56,958 --> 00:41:00,061 I went to one of my friend Edward's games. 921 00:41:03,164 --> 00:41:05,333 These guys aren't much better than them. 922 00:41:10,638 --> 00:41:12,039 All right, this one's the best guy. 923 00:41:12,173 --> 00:41:13,507 Watch. 924 00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:16,077 He's the king of the team. 925 00:41:17,812 --> 00:41:21,481 No. No, I don't think he is. 926 00:41:24,752 --> 00:41:26,954 This is the worst day of his life. 927 00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:28,789 Come on, boys, easy out. 928 00:41:28,923 --> 00:41:30,591 Hey, man. 929 00:41:30,725 --> 00:41:33,227 Isn't this field supposed to be empty today? 930 00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:38,299 How much longer you guys gonna be? 931 00:41:38,432 --> 00:41:40,868 We're in the fourth inning. 932 00:41:41,002 --> 00:41:42,370 Sorry, man, this game 933 00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:44,805 was postponed by Hurricane Bob. 934 00:41:44,939 --> 00:41:47,575 Why do they care so much? 935 00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:51,979 Don't they have more important things going on? 936 00:41:53,881 --> 00:41:56,817 They're just like plumbers and stuff. 937 00:41:58,419 --> 00:41:59,987 Hey! 938 00:42:00,121 --> 00:42:02,556 Ed, you got it, baby, you got it, baby. 939 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:04,225 Oh! 940 00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:06,227 - There, boys, let's go! - Two down! 941 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,828 I've been watching this for an hour 942 00:42:07,962 --> 00:42:09,130 and I still don't understand baseball. 943 00:42:09,263 --> 00:42:11,098 Fuck you in your butt, Troy. 944 00:42:11,232 --> 00:42:13,367 So you're telling me we can't even get a practice in 945 00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:14,402 any time soon? 946 00:42:14,535 --> 00:42:15,736 Go to Dustice Park. 947 00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:17,471 That's 30 minutes away. 948 00:42:17,605 --> 00:42:19,740 Yeah, tell me about it. 949 00:42:23,844 --> 00:42:26,280 -Any plans this fall? -Yeah, yeah. 950 00:42:26,414 --> 00:42:28,382 Thinking about going to law school, taking the bar. 951 00:42:28,517 --> 00:42:30,117 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 952 00:42:34,088 --> 00:42:35,790 You should talk to my son. 953 00:42:35,923 --> 00:42:37,725 Tell him what a noble profession that is. 954 00:42:37,858 --> 00:42:39,060 Yeah, I'd love to. 955 00:42:39,193 --> 00:42:40,628 He's fucking with you, Bill. 956 00:42:40,761 --> 00:42:42,163 He's gonna be gambling on basketball. 957 00:42:42,296 --> 00:42:43,898 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't touch the pros. 958 00:42:44,031 --> 00:42:46,067 The house knows too much. 959 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,735 College hockey. 960 00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:50,037 What about you, Bill? Ever been to Sin City? 961 00:42:55,544 --> 00:42:56,744 Send him! Send him! 962 00:42:56,877 --> 00:42:59,213 Wait, hold, hold, hold, Bill, hold! 963 00:42:59,346 --> 00:43:00,648 Fucking bullshit! 964 00:43:00,781 --> 00:43:03,050 -Bill had that by a mile! -Should be 5-2 now. 965 00:43:03,184 --> 00:43:04,585 You want to win this game or what, Graham? 966 00:43:04,718 --> 00:43:06,587 Guys, I'm the third base coach. 967 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,189 Oh, yeah, you call the shots, tough guy. 968 00:43:08,322 --> 00:43:10,191 Yeah, that's right. Bill would have been gunned down. 969 00:43:10,324 --> 00:43:12,259 You got to take him at his word, fellas. 970 00:43:12,393 --> 00:43:13,360 His word's why we're losing 971 00:43:13,494 --> 00:43:14,929 the whole goddamn field, Bill. 972 00:43:15,062 --> 00:43:16,630 Time! 973 00:43:16,764 --> 00:43:19,133 Fucking idiot. Fuck. 974 00:43:19,266 --> 00:43:20,234 He is right. 975 00:43:25,206 --> 00:43:26,575 Oh, boy. 976 00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:27,808 I don't know why they're shitting a brick. 977 00:43:27,942 --> 00:43:29,810 D and Tim had the relay. 978 00:43:29,944 --> 00:43:32,279 Maybe. But we were lucky there. 979 00:43:32,413 --> 00:43:33,681 Yeah. 980 00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:36,684 How you feeling anyway? 981 00:43:36,817 --> 00:43:38,319 Your arm hurt? Your back stiff? 982 00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:39,588 Your balls sweaty? 983 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,255 Losing a little zip 984 00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:43,525 on the fastball the last couple innings. 985 00:43:43,657 --> 00:43:45,326 Between you and me, I've been better. 986 00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:47,061 Mm. 987 00:43:47,194 --> 00:43:48,963 Hey, uh... 988 00:43:49,096 --> 00:43:50,297 we should put Merritt in. 989 00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:52,133 I'm giving you nine. 990 00:43:52,266 --> 00:43:54,768 All right. I'm just saying Merritt's there. 991 00:44:02,511 --> 00:44:03,777 I'm still giving you nine. 992 00:44:03,911 --> 00:44:05,713 He's got more in the tank, jackoff. 993 00:44:05,846 --> 00:44:07,915 All right. If you say so. 994 00:44:08,883 --> 00:44:10,751 You're the boss. 995 00:44:13,087 --> 00:44:17,691 Hey, um, just don't pitch to this next guy, huh? 996 00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:19,660 Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. 997 00:44:40,981 --> 00:44:43,083 I'm not pitching to him. 998 00:44:43,217 --> 00:44:45,719 That's not the way it works. 999 00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:46,954 I'm not pitching to him. 1000 00:44:47,087 --> 00:44:49,723 Go ahead, man. Take your base. 1001 00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:51,692 Don't look at him. Go to first. 1002 00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,327 Go on. 1003 00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:54,828 - I don't feel like it. - Way to go, Derek. 1004 00:44:54,962 --> 00:44:56,030 All right, who's up? 1005 00:44:56,163 --> 00:44:57,398 Coach Graham's up. 1006 00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:00,234 And I'm coaching third. 1007 00:45:00,367 --> 00:45:03,605 All right, Bill Belinda. Let's get you home. 1008 00:45:03,737 --> 00:45:06,040 All right, big opportunity here, fellas. 1009 00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:07,509 C'mon, Graham, let's see what you got, buddy. 1010 00:45:07,642 --> 00:45:09,810 Wait for yours. If it's high, let it fly. 1011 00:45:09,944 --> 00:45:11,178 If it's low, let it go. 1012 00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:12,780 Strike. 1013 00:45:12,913 --> 00:45:15,015 - That's it, baby. - Come on, Graham. 1014 00:45:15,149 --> 00:45:17,818 Can't hit a thing if you don't take a swing. 1015 00:45:17,952 --> 00:45:19,486 Come on, boss. Come on, boss. 1016 00:45:19,621 --> 00:45:22,089 - Stay sharp, Bill. - Give him a ride now. 1017 00:45:22,223 --> 00:45:23,490 - Oh-two! - Nice! 1018 00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:24,858 Swing and a miss! 1019 00:45:24,992 --> 00:45:26,126 Here we go. One more. One more. 1020 00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:27,795 Felt the breeze from here. 1021 00:45:27,928 --> 00:45:29,096 Dial it up, Graham. 1022 00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:30,364 Come on, put some wood on it 1023 00:45:30,497 --> 00:45:31,533 if you can find it. 1024 00:45:31,666 --> 00:45:32,534 Opportunity, boss. 1025 00:45:32,667 --> 00:45:33,801 Use a good eye, Graham. 1026 00:45:33,934 --> 00:45:34,935 Show me what you got. 1027 00:45:35,069 --> 00:45:36,770 Let's go, Ed. 1028 00:45:38,506 --> 00:45:40,407 -Wild pitch! -Go, go, go! Go, go! 1029 00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:41,775 Hold, hold, Bill, hold. 1030 00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:43,210 What the fuck? 1031 00:45:43,344 --> 00:45:46,013 What the fuck is that, Graham? 1032 00:45:46,146 --> 00:45:47,915 Now you're just trying to sabotage the whole thing. 1033 00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:49,416 Rich, I started this team. 1034 00:45:49,551 --> 00:45:52,953 Oh, I started this team. Oh, yeah? Hey, Adler's! 1035 00:45:53,087 --> 00:45:55,356 You guys got a spare jersey in the dugout? 1036 00:45:55,489 --> 00:45:56,857 Yeah, maybe we could trade this clown 1037 00:45:56,991 --> 00:45:59,059 -for Tim's brother or something. -Time! 1038 00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:02,329 Fuck you, Graham! 1039 00:46:03,297 --> 00:46:04,932 Calm down, Rich. 1040 00:46:05,065 --> 00:46:06,233 Shut up, Bill. 1041 00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:07,868 C'mon, man, we're winning. 1042 00:46:08,002 --> 00:46:08,936 -We can blow this open! -Fuck you, Graham! 1043 00:46:09,069 --> 00:46:10,170 Come on, man. 1044 00:46:10,304 --> 00:46:12,973 Gentlemen, let's play. 1045 00:46:13,107 --> 00:46:14,275 Fuck you, Graham. 1046 00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:18,912 You got this, Graham, come on. 1047 00:46:19,046 --> 00:46:20,881 Coming to you guys. 1048 00:46:28,289 --> 00:46:29,423 Yes! 1049 00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:33,227 Infield flies only, huh, Ed? 1050 00:46:35,362 --> 00:46:36,864 Way to go, way to go! 1051 00:46:36,997 --> 00:46:38,432 Nice try. 1052 00:46:40,568 --> 00:46:43,804 Mr. Santucci, tell the folks at home. 1053 00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:45,172 How did you do it? 1054 00:46:45,306 --> 00:46:47,709 How did you make the finest defensive play 1055 00:46:47,841 --> 00:46:49,511 in the history of Soldiers Field? 1056 00:46:49,644 --> 00:46:51,345 Well, you know, Chuck... 1057 00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:53,213 every great defensive play starts with shitty pitching 1058 00:46:53,347 --> 00:46:55,750 and Ed Mortanian can throw with the worst of 'em. 1059 00:46:55,883 --> 00:46:57,217 Had it been a routine ground ball, 1060 00:46:57,351 --> 00:46:58,986 I might not have had to bust my knees. 1061 00:46:59,119 --> 00:47:02,423 We need those knees. And we're here... 1062 00:47:02,557 --> 00:47:04,726 with Coach Ed Mortanian. 1063 00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:06,528 Your pitcher, Ed Mortanian. 1064 00:47:06,661 --> 00:47:08,530 What's missing for him today? 1065 00:47:08,663 --> 00:47:11,131 - Shut up, Chuck. Hold on. - Hey, come on already! 1066 00:47:11,265 --> 00:47:14,368 You think he's already looking forward to next season? 1067 00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:17,237 You got your niece's-- at your niece's christening! 1068 00:47:17,371 --> 00:47:19,173 -We've got to attend, c'mon! -I'm in the middle of something! 1069 00:47:19,306 --> 00:47:22,009 -I'm fuckin' busy! -It's your niece's christening! 1070 00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:23,977 That's now? Today? 1071 00:47:24,111 --> 00:47:26,880 Twenty goddamn minutes, goddamn it! 1072 00:47:27,014 --> 00:47:29,316 We already missed lunch at Margarine's. 1073 00:47:29,450 --> 00:47:31,318 Nah, nah. Can't they push it back? 1074 00:47:31,452 --> 00:47:33,487 I mean, really? They gotta do this now? 1075 00:47:33,621 --> 00:47:35,690 The priest is a busy man! 1076 00:47:35,824 --> 00:47:37,625 He has a long line of babies. 1077 00:47:37,759 --> 00:47:40,060 If we don't do it today, 1078 00:47:40,194 --> 00:47:42,096 the baby will be too fuckin' old! 1079 00:47:42,229 --> 00:47:43,997 So what? The baby don't care! 1080 00:47:44,131 --> 00:47:45,700 God cares, you asshole! 1081 00:47:45,834 --> 00:47:47,935 What am I gonna wear? You got a suit for me? 1082 00:47:48,068 --> 00:47:49,436 Exactly what you're wearing now. 1083 00:47:49,571 --> 00:47:50,938 You're a fucking bum anyway. 1084 00:47:51,071 --> 00:47:52,807 - We got Eephus Boy. - Whatever. 1085 00:47:52,940 --> 00:47:55,643 Get your fuckin ass in the car already, you fucking idiot. 1086 00:47:55,777 --> 00:47:58,178 All the time. You pull the same shit all the time. 1087 00:47:58,312 --> 00:48:00,815 You did it with Dad, you did it with Mom, you did it with everybody. 1088 00:48:00,948 --> 00:48:02,349 You always pull the same shit. 1089 00:48:02,483 --> 00:48:04,853 Come on! This is for your family, you son of a bitch. 1090 00:48:04,985 --> 00:48:06,521 Come on, be a man! 1091 00:48:06,654 --> 00:48:08,889 All right, all right. Shut your fucking piehole. 1092 00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:10,625 Playing a boy's fuckin' game there. 1093 00:48:10,759 --> 00:48:13,093 You got your what--? Come on. You got your-- Come on. 1094 00:48:13,227 --> 00:48:14,995 You got your fucking way, all right? 1095 00:48:15,129 --> 00:48:16,397 My way? My way? 1096 00:48:16,531 --> 00:48:17,965 This is your family, you son of a bitch! 1097 00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:20,635 Ed! Who's in charge? 1098 00:48:35,015 --> 00:48:37,351 That's why I'm never having a niece. 1099 00:48:39,953 --> 00:48:41,021 "You're one strike closer 1100 00:48:41,155 --> 00:48:42,690 to the next home run." 1101 00:48:42,824 --> 00:48:45,993 The Great Bambino. Heh. 1102 00:48:49,363 --> 00:48:50,632 Hey, Gare, how you doing? 1103 00:48:50,765 --> 00:48:51,699 Pretty good. 1104 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:53,233 You know, back in college. 1105 00:48:53,367 --> 00:48:56,036 Nice. Tell your brother I said hi. 1106 00:50:32,499 --> 00:50:33,935 All right, keep it goin', kid. 1107 00:50:35,637 --> 00:50:37,906 - What a hit. - All right, all square. 1108 00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:40,274 Fellas, since the game's tied, want you all to know 1109 00:50:40,407 --> 00:50:42,175 we're coming up on time here. 1110 00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:44,679 -What do we got? -About 15 minutes. 1111 00:50:44,812 --> 00:50:46,280 -Ah, shit. -What, are you kidding me? 1112 00:50:46,413 --> 00:50:48,750 - Can't do 30? - Ask my wife. 1113 00:50:48,883 --> 00:50:52,185 Ah, come on! At least stay through the stretch. 1114 00:50:53,588 --> 00:50:54,789 Fifteen minutes? 1115 00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:56,123 Got any flexibility on that? 1116 00:50:56,256 --> 00:50:57,859 It's not my call to make. 1117 00:50:57,992 --> 00:50:59,226 All right. 1118 00:50:59,359 --> 00:51:01,461 I hit it big in the meat raffle last night. 1119 00:51:01,596 --> 00:51:03,063 I got two pork loins in the truck 1120 00:51:03,196 --> 00:51:04,298 the size of my fucking arm. 1121 00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:05,833 I'm hungry. I'm listening. 1122 00:51:05,967 --> 00:51:07,200 Well, we can make something happen 1123 00:51:07,334 --> 00:51:08,870 if we can make something happen. 1124 00:51:09,003 --> 00:51:10,137 I'll see what I can do. 1125 00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:12,139 Convince Paul Bunyan over there. 1126 00:51:18,345 --> 00:51:20,113 Take care, Franny. 1127 00:51:21,049 --> 00:51:22,416 You're leaving? 1128 00:51:22,550 --> 00:51:23,985 How could you leave during a tie? 1129 00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:25,553 Oh, I've seen ties. 1130 00:51:25,687 --> 00:51:28,656 I--I--I can go to sleep with a tie. 1131 00:51:28,790 --> 00:51:29,824 -Really? -Yeah. 1132 00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,158 That's when it gets good. 1133 00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:32,292 Kind of like a game reset, you know? 1134 00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:33,695 And all the stuff before mattered 1135 00:51:33,828 --> 00:51:35,530 and sort of didn't matter at the same time. 1136 00:51:35,663 --> 00:51:37,599 Everyone's gotta just put all that good work behind 'em. 1137 00:51:37,732 --> 00:51:39,567 All the good plays and good runs, just-- 1138 00:51:39,701 --> 00:51:42,804 Just gotta push on and play hard. Heh. 1139 00:51:44,404 --> 00:51:46,306 I'll still be sleeping. 1140 00:51:49,811 --> 00:51:52,680 All right, well, have a good one, Howie. 1141 00:51:52,814 --> 00:51:56,050 Have you ever been to the Polish American Club? 1142 00:51:56,183 --> 00:51:57,819 I haven't, actually. 1143 00:51:59,486 --> 00:52:01,455 You could be a Polack. 1144 00:52:01,589 --> 00:52:03,290 No. 1145 00:52:03,423 --> 00:52:06,426 My uncle was, but we didn't share blood. 1146 00:52:06,561 --> 00:52:07,795 Oh. 1147 00:52:10,064 --> 00:52:11,099 Well, 1148 00:52:11,231 --> 00:52:13,101 be well. 1149 00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:14,535 Yeah. 1150 00:52:16,037 --> 00:52:17,538 Have a good one, Howie. 1151 00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:04,819 Let's go, man. 1152 00:53:04,952 --> 00:53:06,253 All right, back up on this guy. 1153 00:53:06,386 --> 00:53:08,756 Big hitter. Look alive, Chuck. 1154 00:53:08,890 --> 00:53:10,024 Ayy-up! 1155 00:53:10,158 --> 00:53:12,225 Is this the guy that throws meatballs? 1156 00:53:16,898 --> 00:53:20,333 Stee-rike three! 1157 00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:21,669 Happy to have that Hamilton. 1158 00:53:21,803 --> 00:53:23,604 There's your designated non-hitter. 1159 00:53:24,939 --> 00:53:26,206 We need a single. 1160 00:53:26,339 --> 00:53:27,575 Not a home run swing. 1161 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:30,410 I'm telling you, slow it down. 1162 00:53:30,545 --> 00:53:32,245 Look how slow this guy's pitching. 1163 00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:34,782 You just gotta frame him up. Make contact. 1164 00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,185 -Logan'll drive you in. -Hey, meat, throw strikes! 1165 00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:38,786 You're burning daylight. 1166 00:53:41,956 --> 00:53:44,192 Throwing the ball pretty well, Tiger. 1167 00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:46,694 Changing speeds. He's calling a good game. 1168 00:53:46,828 --> 00:53:48,663 -Thanks, sir. -Keep it up, keep it up. 1169 00:53:48,796 --> 00:53:50,832 -You play? -I used to play. 1170 00:53:50,965 --> 00:53:53,634 I played about 30 years ago right here. 1171 00:53:53,768 --> 00:53:55,136 I've been coming here forever. 1172 00:53:55,268 --> 00:53:56,303 I don't ever remember seeing you. 1173 00:53:56,436 --> 00:53:57,471 No, you wouldn't have. 1174 00:53:57,605 --> 00:53:59,140 You were a puppy back then. 1175 00:53:59,272 --> 00:54:00,273 Poopin' yellow. 1176 00:54:00,407 --> 00:54:01,341 I still do. 1177 00:54:01,475 --> 00:54:03,010 Well, change your diet. 1178 00:54:03,144 --> 00:54:04,145 Eat more ruffage. 1179 00:54:04,277 --> 00:54:05,312 Most of the players 1180 00:54:05,445 --> 00:54:06,781 I've played with are dead. 1181 00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:08,415 Half of them are and the other half 1182 00:54:08,549 --> 00:54:09,884 wish they were dead. 1183 00:54:10,017 --> 00:54:11,986 Because you just don't want to carry around 1184 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,921 an old corpse with you. 1185 00:54:14,055 --> 00:54:15,790 You don't want to end up in a nursing home 1186 00:54:15,923 --> 00:54:19,259 and wiping dab snot out of the corners of your cheeks. 1187 00:54:19,392 --> 00:54:21,596 -Do you pitch? -I was a pitcher. 1188 00:54:21,729 --> 00:54:24,397 I had a good sinker, screwball, 1189 00:54:24,532 --> 00:54:26,333 overhand deuce and some high cheese. 1190 00:54:26,466 --> 00:54:28,102 ...short, went to second on an error. 1191 00:54:28,236 --> 00:54:29,269 He went around later to score. 1192 00:54:29,402 --> 00:54:30,705 First, stretch. 1193 00:54:30,838 --> 00:54:32,405 I'm ready to go. 1194 00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:34,609 - Oh, a can of corn here! - Shit. 1195 00:54:34,742 --> 00:54:35,977 - Fuck you! - There we go! 1196 00:54:36,110 --> 00:54:37,344 Let's go, today. 1197 00:54:37,477 --> 00:54:39,213 All right, gentlemen, I'm calling it. 1198 00:54:39,346 --> 00:54:41,414 - What? - Come on, Blue! 1199 00:54:41,549 --> 00:54:43,084 - Boo! - You can't call it now. 1200 00:54:43,217 --> 00:54:44,786 The whole game would be fucking pointless. 1201 00:54:44,919 --> 00:54:47,255 It was already pointless, fellas. 1202 00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:48,990 As much as I'd like to horse around 1203 00:54:49,123 --> 00:54:52,026 with you boys in the dark, I don't get overtime pay. 1204 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,661 All right, shuttle's leaving. 1205 00:54:53,795 --> 00:54:56,631 Wait, I'll give you, uh, $9 to stay. 1206 00:54:56,764 --> 00:54:59,534 Shuttle's leaving, Clark, with or without you. 1207 00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:00,968 Thanks, Glen. 1208 00:55:02,703 --> 00:55:04,105 I say we still play. 1209 00:55:04,238 --> 00:55:05,506 Hell, yeah, brother. 1210 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,374 Start a game, gotta finish it. 1211 00:55:07,508 --> 00:55:08,776 Yeah, he's right. 1212 00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:10,278 I know we all want to get back at him 1213 00:55:10,410 --> 00:55:11,746 for that home run. 1214 00:55:11,879 --> 00:55:14,414 And this place deserves a sendoff. 1215 00:55:14,549 --> 00:55:16,316 Sendoff without an ump? 1216 00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:18,186 I mean, the old guy can ump. 1217 00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:20,188 Hey, Franny, 1218 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,756 can you ump? 1219 00:55:21,889 --> 00:55:24,091 Not well, but I'll do it. 1220 00:55:24,225 --> 00:55:25,793 You got pads? 1221 00:55:25,927 --> 00:55:28,029 No need. I'll stay right here. 1222 00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:29,429 Well, that's something. 1223 00:55:29,564 --> 00:55:31,065 No, Bill, that's stupid. 1224 00:55:31,199 --> 00:55:33,301 How's he gonna call balls and strikes through a fence? 1225 00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:34,635 Franny's been paying attention, 1226 00:55:34,769 --> 00:55:35,937 but we can help him make the calls. 1227 00:55:36,070 --> 00:55:39,006 -What? Honor system? -Honor system. 1228 00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:40,373 In the event of a dispute, 1229 00:55:40,508 --> 00:55:42,043 we'll look to Franny as the tiebreaker. 1230 00:55:42,176 --> 00:55:43,410 Yeah, I'm not buying it. 1231 00:55:43,544 --> 00:55:44,779 Making baseball a democracy? 1232 00:55:44,912 --> 00:55:46,113 We're all gonna kill each other. 1233 00:55:46,247 --> 00:55:48,049 Guys, I brought fireworks! 1234 00:55:51,519 --> 00:55:52,620 Guys... 1235 00:56:25,786 --> 00:56:27,487 Nice job. 1236 00:56:28,656 --> 00:56:30,691 C'mon, let's hear it for Julie. 1237 00:56:35,663 --> 00:56:38,165 Debbie, Julie. 1238 00:56:40,568 --> 00:56:42,570 On behalf of Adler's Paint... 1239 00:56:47,541 --> 00:56:48,976 Never mind. 1240 00:56:49,744 --> 00:56:51,379 Thanks, Bobby. 1241 00:56:51,512 --> 00:56:52,613 Short but pointless. 1242 00:56:52,747 --> 00:56:56,083 Ayy-up! Ayy-up! 1243 00:57:02,390 --> 00:57:04,525 Graham, I'm boiled like shoe leather, man. 1244 00:57:04,659 --> 00:57:06,327 I gotta come out. 1245 00:57:06,459 --> 00:57:09,363 You sure? You still look fresh. 1246 00:57:09,496 --> 00:57:10,898 Let Lee pitch. 1247 00:57:12,465 --> 00:57:13,701 I'll get you three outs, 1248 00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:16,469 like rolling off a log. 1249 00:57:16,604 --> 00:57:18,205 Good to meet you. 1250 00:57:18,339 --> 00:57:19,540 You play on a team? 1251 00:57:19,674 --> 00:57:21,208 Well, I've been pushing a lawn mower 1252 00:57:21,342 --> 00:57:25,379 for the last three decades, but I'll get you three outs. 1253 00:57:25,513 --> 00:57:27,114 He took down the Soviet Union, Coach. 1254 00:57:27,248 --> 00:57:28,950 Sure you can still throw? 1255 00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:30,918 Well, when I was younger, I didn't throw that hard. 1256 00:57:31,052 --> 00:57:33,554 And now I'm older, I don't throw much harder. 1257 00:57:33,688 --> 00:57:35,256 But I got good shit. 1258 00:57:35,389 --> 00:57:36,657 I'll get you three outs. 1259 00:57:36,791 --> 00:57:39,560 John, is Ed coming back? 1260 00:57:39,694 --> 00:57:41,028 Niece's christening. 1261 00:57:41,162 --> 00:57:42,495 Well, who's in charge now? 1262 00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:44,231 - I am. - Tim is. 1263 00:57:44,365 --> 00:57:46,167 Up in the air. 1264 00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:48,369 All right, uh... 1265 00:57:48,501 --> 00:57:50,738 Well, new pitcher. 1266 00:57:50,871 --> 00:57:52,606 Hey, thanks for giving me the opportunity. 1267 00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:55,409 It's nice to be back on this grass field. 1268 00:57:55,543 --> 00:57:58,713 It's a shame those pricks are building a school here. 1269 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,549 Where'd you find those cleats? 1270 00:58:01,682 --> 00:58:03,417 Oh, snap. 1271 00:58:03,551 --> 00:58:04,952 Yeah, this should be good. 1272 00:58:05,086 --> 00:58:06,887 Want any warm-up pitches? 1273 00:58:07,021 --> 00:58:09,690 Warmups? I don't need no stinkin' warmups. 1274 00:58:11,392 --> 00:58:13,527 - Look alive. - His name is Lee. 1275 00:58:13,661 --> 00:58:16,030 You gonna pray or get in the box? 1276 00:58:16,163 --> 00:58:19,066 This guy just crawl out of the woods? 1277 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,601 I think so. 1278 00:58:20,735 --> 00:58:23,504 Dead bird. Dead bird. 1279 00:58:23,637 --> 00:58:25,639 Fetch, fetch. 1280 00:58:25,773 --> 00:58:27,675 Fetch, Cujo. 1281 00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:31,278 Okay, this is Henderson the Rainmaker. 1282 00:58:31,412 --> 00:58:33,748 Or the Eephus. 1283 00:58:38,652 --> 00:58:40,254 - Whoa. - Strike. 1284 00:58:40,388 --> 00:58:43,190 - There it is, Lee. - There we go. Real slow. 1285 00:58:43,324 --> 00:58:46,727 The key to the Eephus is to never throw three in a row. 1286 00:58:46,861 --> 00:58:49,063 Four seamer, right down Broadway. 1287 00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:53,200 Strike. 1288 00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:55,603 No offense to Troy, we might have a real pitcher. 1289 00:58:55,736 --> 00:58:57,204 You know this guy from back in the day, Franny? 1290 00:58:57,338 --> 00:59:00,241 Is that the blind guy up in the press box again? 1291 00:59:00,374 --> 00:59:02,376 - Sinker low and away. - Can't say I do. 1292 00:59:02,511 --> 00:59:04,678 I've come to a lot of games over the years. 1293 00:59:04,812 --> 00:59:06,580 He could be three or four guys I remember. 1294 00:59:06,714 --> 00:59:09,050 Not a bad pitch. 1295 00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:10,985 In the big leagues, they hit the shit out of that. 1296 00:59:11,118 --> 00:59:13,220 - Knuckleball right here. - Franny... 1297 00:59:13,354 --> 00:59:15,589 ...the guys and I want to say thanks. 1298 00:59:15,723 --> 00:59:18,325 For coming out to all these games. 1299 00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:21,128 I know no one's probably said that to you, but... 1300 00:59:21,262 --> 00:59:22,797 thank you. 1301 00:59:22,930 --> 00:59:24,732 I don't want the thanks, but... 1302 00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:26,167 it's been a good time. 1303 00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:28,302 - Bring a dog next time! - Yes, it has. 1304 00:59:28,436 --> 00:59:32,706 He takes a stretch, he winds up over his head, he turns. 1305 00:59:34,509 --> 00:59:36,210 Oh, what a beauty! 1306 00:59:36,343 --> 00:59:38,547 That was real slow. 1307 00:59:38,679 --> 00:59:40,247 That ball sounded inside. 1308 00:59:40,381 --> 00:59:43,150 - There it is, Lee. - Strikeouts are fascist. 1309 00:59:44,618 --> 00:59:45,920 Oh, my God. 1310 00:59:46,053 --> 00:59:49,723 Oh, Franny, this place is gross. 1311 00:59:49,857 --> 00:59:52,093 -Fran Man. -What up, Red? 1312 00:59:52,226 --> 00:59:55,262 Uh, yeah, Franny, so whatever Preston said... 1313 00:59:55,396 --> 00:59:58,265 like, uh, yeah, we appreciate it or whatever. 1314 00:59:58,399 --> 01:00:01,068 Hitting up Jumpin' Aces after. Buy you a cold one? 1315 01:00:01,202 --> 01:00:02,537 I can live with that pitch. 1316 01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:03,838 Monkey Boy and Shag are playing. 1317 01:00:03,971 --> 01:00:05,339 -Sliders. -Shooters. 1318 01:00:05,473 --> 01:00:06,541 Sliders and shooters. 1319 01:00:06,674 --> 01:00:07,808 Thanks, gentlemen. Heh. 1320 01:00:07,942 --> 01:00:09,477 That stuff's not for me. 1321 01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:11,378 What, do you hate combos? 1322 01:00:11,513 --> 01:00:13,481 Uh-oh, Bobby's going. 1323 01:00:13,614 --> 01:00:15,584 Studs up, Bobby, studs up! 1324 01:00:15,716 --> 01:00:16,951 - Got him! - Oh, he's safe. 1325 01:00:17,084 --> 01:00:18,352 - Big time safe. - Way safe. 1326 01:00:18,486 --> 01:00:19,554 - Out! - Safe? 1327 01:00:19,687 --> 01:00:21,021 Looks like an out to me. 1328 01:00:21,155 --> 01:00:23,124 No, Franny, he's in there. 1329 01:00:23,257 --> 01:00:25,326 Let's take a vote. If he's out, say out. 1330 01:00:25,459 --> 01:00:26,861 -Out! -Safe! 1331 01:00:26,994 --> 01:00:28,496 All right, Franny, break the tie. 1332 01:00:28,629 --> 01:00:30,798 I already said he's out. 1333 01:00:30,931 --> 01:00:32,333 - Damn it! - Boom! 1334 01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:34,969 - Good play! - Final word, gentlemen. 1335 01:00:35,102 --> 01:00:37,539 Is there anything more beautiful than the sun setting 1336 01:00:37,671 --> 01:00:40,174 on a fat man stealing second base? 1337 01:00:41,876 --> 01:00:43,277 Okay, we got a hitter. 1338 01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:44,645 Franny, 1339 01:00:44,778 --> 01:00:47,148 where are you going after this? 1340 01:00:47,281 --> 01:00:49,717 It's high school football season. 1341 01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:51,685 Don't know. 1342 01:00:53,487 --> 01:00:55,156 You know any movies out? 1343 01:00:56,390 --> 01:00:59,059 - No. - Goddamn that's on him. 1344 01:01:00,529 --> 01:01:01,929 Well... 1345 01:01:03,731 --> 01:01:05,634 I live near Leda Lanes. 1346 01:01:05,766 --> 01:01:08,502 Yeah, you can always go bowling. 1347 01:01:08,637 --> 01:01:10,404 That's something. 1348 01:01:10,539 --> 01:01:11,305 Always. 1349 01:01:12,607 --> 01:01:13,974 Play at first, Bill! 1350 01:01:14,108 --> 01:01:16,010 - You're set! - Hey, way to pick it. 1351 01:01:16,143 --> 01:01:17,211 Hey, hell of a throw. 1352 01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:19,747 - Yeah! - Whoo! 1353 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,815 One, two, three, Lee. Heh. 1354 01:01:21,949 --> 01:01:24,718 I think I know who this fella is. 1355 01:01:24,852 --> 01:01:26,353 Way to go, boys. 1356 01:01:26,487 --> 01:01:29,957 Sun don't shine on the same dog's ass every day. 1357 01:01:32,594 --> 01:01:33,662 There's that old 1358 01:01:33,794 --> 01:01:34,862 Hank Aaron motto: 1359 01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:37,965 "Keep swinging, keep swinging." 1360 01:01:42,937 --> 01:01:44,872 Hey, do these work? 1361 01:01:46,608 --> 01:01:49,910 Yeah. Nobody's paying that bill in October. 1362 01:02:04,391 --> 01:02:06,026 Honey. Honey. 1363 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,195 Yeah. So? 1364 01:02:09,564 --> 01:02:10,565 The kids are getting cold, 1365 01:02:10,699 --> 01:02:11,799 so we're gonna head home. 1366 01:02:11,932 --> 01:02:14,134 We'd love to stay, but... 1367 01:02:14,268 --> 01:02:15,369 I'm up next. 1368 01:02:15,502 --> 01:02:17,471 Just stay for this, okay? 1369 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,375 I'll get a hit for you. 1370 01:02:21,509 --> 01:02:24,078 I just wanted to let you know, man, it's been... 1371 01:02:24,211 --> 01:02:27,248 really great having you catch me all these years. 1372 01:02:27,381 --> 01:02:29,149 Of course, dude. 1373 01:02:29,283 --> 01:02:31,118 I might never catch again. 1374 01:02:31,252 --> 01:02:33,020 Ah, no. 1375 01:02:33,153 --> 01:02:35,389 Just missed that one. 1376 01:02:35,523 --> 01:02:36,558 Don't say that, man. 1377 01:02:36,691 --> 01:02:39,260 You need to get back out there. 1378 01:02:39,393 --> 01:02:41,862 Make the next pitcher feel safe. 1379 01:02:44,633 --> 01:02:46,100 Make the world... 1380 01:02:48,402 --> 01:02:49,870 a better place. 1381 01:02:52,306 --> 01:02:54,341 I guess I do feel like your protector. 1382 01:02:55,543 --> 01:02:56,944 That's nice. 1383 01:03:00,047 --> 01:03:02,116 Pitcher's spot's up next. 1384 01:03:02,883 --> 01:03:04,619 I can't hit. 1385 01:03:08,556 --> 01:03:09,957 Where's Lee? 1386 01:03:11,593 --> 01:03:13,961 - Lee? - Lee? 1387 01:03:15,863 --> 01:03:18,065 - Lee? - Where's Lee? 1388 01:03:19,701 --> 01:03:21,368 Lee? Lee? 1389 01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:25,573 Oh, you son of a bitch! 1390 01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,042 I got you, John. 1391 01:03:28,175 --> 01:03:30,545 - Fuck! - No! 1392 01:03:30,679 --> 01:03:31,945 There it is. 1393 01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:35,115 Way to go, hon', you almost had it. 1394 01:03:35,249 --> 01:03:38,553 Bye, Dad. We'll save you a baked potato. 1395 01:03:38,687 --> 01:03:40,020 I'll grab dessert. 1396 01:03:40,154 --> 01:03:41,488 I just realized that guy's wife's name 1397 01:03:41,623 --> 01:03:43,123 is Linda Belinda. 1398 01:03:44,858 --> 01:03:46,827 Get him next time, kid. 1399 01:03:59,808 --> 01:04:01,241 You know, that might have been the last time 1400 01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:04,278 the kids saw the old man come to the plate. 1401 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:08,849 They're so young, they won't even remember this. 1402 01:04:10,050 --> 01:04:11,519 They're 10 and 12. 1403 01:04:13,487 --> 01:04:15,623 Then they'll probably love that you struck out. 1404 01:04:16,825 --> 01:04:18,292 It's funny. 1405 01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:21,328 Not to me. 1406 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:25,132 Hey, boss, how come you're the only one 1407 01:04:25,265 --> 01:04:27,301 that has family that come here? 1408 01:04:31,905 --> 01:04:33,173 Yeah! 1409 01:04:33,307 --> 01:04:34,576 There you go, baby, there you go. 1410 01:04:34,709 --> 01:04:36,143 Yeah, baby G! 1411 01:04:36,276 --> 01:04:37,878 One run wins it. One run wins it. 1412 01:04:38,011 --> 01:04:39,279 There it is. 1413 01:04:39,413 --> 01:04:40,682 Troy, you're next. Troy, you're next. 1414 01:04:40,815 --> 01:04:42,015 Just like that. 1415 01:04:42,149 --> 01:04:43,117 Wilton, we're gonna need you. 1416 01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:44,251 We're gonna need you, Wilton. 1417 01:04:44,385 --> 01:04:45,886 Bringing you in, carrot, Garrett. 1418 01:04:46,019 --> 01:04:47,756 - Atta-baby, G. - Go, Troy. 1419 01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:49,256 C'mon, lollipop. 1420 01:04:58,065 --> 01:05:00,367 We're gonna need that ball, guys. 1421 01:05:00,501 --> 01:05:01,836 Nose goes. 1422 01:05:01,969 --> 01:05:03,505 I'm getting it. 1423 01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:47,414 Fuck. 1424 01:05:47,549 --> 01:05:49,216 Just in time for winter. 1425 01:05:49,349 --> 01:05:51,151 All chains come with a ten-year warranty 1426 01:05:51,285 --> 01:05:52,352 and service agreement. 1427 01:05:52,486 --> 01:05:53,721 We put 'em on and take 'em off 1428 01:05:53,855 --> 01:05:54,889 for you any time. 1429 01:05:55,022 --> 01:05:56,957 We even do it for foreign cars. 1430 01:06:05,999 --> 01:06:08,135 You two deadbeats out there? 1431 01:06:08,268 --> 01:06:10,572 Don't you fuck with me, you little weasel dicks. 1432 01:06:34,127 --> 01:06:36,063 I know where you live! 1433 01:06:37,665 --> 01:06:39,667 Ball four! 1434 01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:43,370 You get lost? 1435 01:06:43,505 --> 01:06:45,038 What, are you worried about me? 1436 01:06:45,172 --> 01:06:47,809 No, just gotta look for some other balls. 1437 01:06:47,942 --> 01:06:49,911 Troy just hit three more fouls. 1438 01:06:50,043 --> 01:06:51,445 Well, got mine. 1439 01:06:51,579 --> 01:06:52,881 Okay, well that will get us through this at-bat. 1440 01:06:53,013 --> 01:06:54,716 But after that, who knows? 1441 01:07:00,788 --> 01:07:02,155 Back! 1442 01:07:03,156 --> 01:07:05,560 Out by a mile! 1443 01:07:05,693 --> 01:07:08,428 There we go. Nice job, Garrett. 1444 01:07:08,563 --> 01:07:09,697 Fuck. 1445 01:07:09,831 --> 01:07:11,331 Whoo. 1446 01:07:11,465 --> 01:07:13,166 You all right, Troy? 1447 01:07:16,004 --> 01:07:18,472 - You okay, man? - Dirtbag. 1448 01:07:18,606 --> 01:07:21,341 Just give me a minute, man. I just need a quick nap. 1449 01:07:21,475 --> 01:07:23,611 Feels like my warm bed, baby. 1450 01:07:23,745 --> 01:07:25,680 Think we're losing light, dude. 1451 01:07:25,813 --> 01:07:27,080 C'mon, I gotcha. 1452 01:07:27,214 --> 01:07:29,517 I need a beer. 1453 01:07:30,752 --> 01:07:32,654 Let's go, let's knock it down, fellas. 1454 01:07:34,221 --> 01:07:35,389 Hey, D, I got a ball. 1455 01:07:35,523 --> 01:07:36,824 Rich, I got one too. 1456 01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,392 Me too. 1457 01:07:44,599 --> 01:07:48,135 -Troy, uh, I need you again. -Me? 1458 01:07:48,268 --> 01:07:51,039 I'm so done, dude. I'm... 1459 01:07:51,171 --> 01:07:53,073 I've been asking for a ride home for ten... 1460 01:07:53,206 --> 01:07:54,374 ten minutes now. 1461 01:07:54,509 --> 01:07:55,610 Not giving you a ride, Troy. 1462 01:07:55,743 --> 01:07:57,277 You'll be back in two minutes. 1463 01:07:57,411 --> 01:07:59,647 -The game is still going. -I know, I'm so tired. 1464 01:07:59,781 --> 01:08:02,884 Hey, who's pitching here, Bulldozer Boy? 1465 01:08:03,017 --> 01:08:04,619 I think they're still figuring that out, sir. 1466 01:08:04,752 --> 01:08:07,956 All right, I have somebody else in mind. 1467 01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:10,058 Starter Troy is out. 1468 01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:12,026 Who's taking over, Coach Graham? 1469 01:08:12,192 --> 01:08:14,062 Reliever Troy. 1470 01:08:14,194 --> 01:08:15,797 What the fuck are you talking about? 1471 01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:18,365 You know, I can't just put you in center field. 1472 01:08:19,433 --> 01:08:20,635 Just become Reliever Troy 1473 01:08:20,768 --> 01:08:22,837 and finish what Starter Troy started. 1474 01:08:24,639 --> 01:08:25,840 Here. 1475 01:08:30,444 --> 01:08:32,647 Oh, no. No, come on! 1476 01:08:34,515 --> 01:08:38,218 -Graham, there's rules and shit! -Now you're Reliever Troy. 1477 01:08:38,352 --> 01:08:39,887 How do you feel? 1478 01:08:49,129 --> 01:08:50,497 Glen. 1479 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,009 So just as a courtesy, I thought I'd let you know 1480 01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:03,210 we're running low on baseballs. 1481 01:09:03,343 --> 01:09:06,313 -And light. -My guys can deal with that. 1482 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:07,949 We just want to keep playing. 1483 01:09:09,182 --> 01:09:12,820 Well, then you should probably know we're low too. 1484 01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:14,488 You didn't bring a bucket? 1485 01:09:17,091 --> 01:09:19,794 No. That's Ed's job, 1486 01:09:19,927 --> 01:09:22,429 and I didn't see him bring one. 1487 01:09:22,563 --> 01:09:25,566 So he's done playing baseball for good? 1488 01:09:28,435 --> 01:09:29,403 Graham, wake up. 1489 01:09:29,537 --> 01:09:31,639 Did you bring a bucket? 1490 01:09:32,974 --> 01:09:35,175 No, I didn't either. 1491 01:09:37,210 --> 01:09:38,713 Play ball then. 1492 01:09:43,084 --> 01:09:44,384 Booyah. 1493 01:09:45,285 --> 01:09:46,286 Where the hell is the plate? 1494 01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:47,789 I can't even see it. 1495 01:09:47,922 --> 01:09:49,624 It's like-- It's like right here. 1496 01:09:49,757 --> 01:09:50,958 Like... 1497 01:09:55,262 --> 01:09:57,031 Is that a one or a two? 1498 01:09:57,165 --> 01:10:00,101 It's a...two. 1499 01:10:00,233 --> 01:10:02,570 Thanks for the help. 1500 01:10:10,111 --> 01:10:11,045 Strike? 1501 01:10:11,179 --> 01:10:12,980 Strike. 1502 01:10:13,114 --> 01:10:15,248 Absolute fucking garbage. 1503 01:10:16,918 --> 01:10:19,921 I tell ya, I am not going to miss how much this hurts. 1504 01:10:21,321 --> 01:10:22,690 You look fantastic out there. 1505 01:10:23,991 --> 01:10:26,728 Kid. My knees are on fire. 1506 01:10:26,861 --> 01:10:29,530 I could cook a rack of ribs on these fuckers. 1507 01:10:33,134 --> 01:10:35,103 It's worth it, though. 1508 01:10:35,235 --> 01:10:37,739 Worth every pin and needle. 1509 01:10:37,872 --> 01:10:38,973 Yeah. 1510 01:10:39,107 --> 01:10:40,808 I could play all night. 1511 01:10:40,942 --> 01:10:43,511 Yeah, you guys have fun with that. 1512 01:10:44,512 --> 01:10:46,781 Why are you such a party pisser? 1513 01:10:46,914 --> 01:10:50,184 - Ball! - John, I got a life. 1514 01:10:50,317 --> 01:10:52,352 I got work tomorrow. 1515 01:10:52,486 --> 01:10:54,021 I shouldn't be here. 1516 01:10:54,155 --> 01:10:55,656 No one should. 1517 01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:57,925 It's dark and it's late. 1518 01:10:59,459 --> 01:11:01,596 It's the last game, pal. 1519 01:11:01,729 --> 01:11:03,430 It's not like this always happens. 1520 01:11:03,564 --> 01:11:04,665 Strike three. 1521 01:11:04,799 --> 01:11:06,299 Well, I've got a son at home 1522 01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:08,703 who thought I'd be there a fuckin' hour ago. 1523 01:11:10,805 --> 01:11:12,940 We have a serious problem. 1524 01:11:14,142 --> 01:11:15,743 No one can see. 1525 01:11:22,784 --> 01:11:24,317 Ball. 1526 01:11:25,052 --> 01:11:26,419 Look, man. 1527 01:11:26,554 --> 01:11:27,789 If you want to finish this game, 1528 01:11:27,922 --> 01:11:29,590 you can't be taking pitches right now. 1529 01:11:29,724 --> 01:11:31,424 Throw me a strike, then. 1530 01:11:31,559 --> 01:11:34,327 Troy, could you throw him a strike, please? 1531 01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,587 Did anybody see where that went? 1532 01:12:00,855 --> 01:12:02,590 Anyone hear it land? 1533 01:12:04,759 --> 01:12:06,459 We'll call it a balk? 1534 01:12:08,663 --> 01:12:10,430 It's fuckin' bullshit. 1535 01:12:10,565 --> 01:12:13,201 Christ, is there even a pitcher out there? 1536 01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,669 Right here. I can see you. 1537 01:12:14,802 --> 01:12:16,771 Yeah, yeah, I know. 1538 01:12:16,904 --> 01:12:17,972 Just pitch. 1539 01:12:18,873 --> 01:12:20,407 Come on, Troy. 1540 01:12:22,543 --> 01:12:25,345 Fuck. 1541 01:12:25,478 --> 01:12:27,648 Fuck. What the fuck are we doing? 1542 01:12:27,782 --> 01:12:29,817 What's wrong? 1543 01:12:29,951 --> 01:12:31,185 Are you blind? 1544 01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:32,720 Nah, I just can't see well. 1545 01:12:32,854 --> 01:12:35,623 Get this fucking over with. 1546 01:12:35,756 --> 01:12:37,925 Pointless! 1547 01:12:39,193 --> 01:12:40,460 Maybe just... 1548 01:12:40,595 --> 01:12:41,963 try to listen for it. 1549 01:12:43,631 --> 01:12:45,533 Come on, now, Troy. 1550 01:12:48,269 --> 01:12:50,204 There we go. 1551 01:12:50,338 --> 01:12:52,273 Fuck! 1552 01:12:52,405 --> 01:12:53,941 Rich... 1553 01:12:54,075 --> 01:12:56,443 Look, I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything. 1554 01:12:56,577 --> 01:12:58,212 But what the fuck are we doing here? 1555 01:12:58,346 --> 01:13:00,081 Come on, what's happening? 1556 01:13:00,214 --> 01:13:02,283 - Hey. - No, this is bullshit. 1557 01:13:02,415 --> 01:13:04,118 - Tell him, D. - What, am I the only one 1558 01:13:04,252 --> 01:13:06,187 who has an issue with playing in the fuckin' dark? 1559 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,055 - Relax, all right? - We keep playing like this, 1560 01:13:08,189 --> 01:13:11,192 we're gonna lose 8 to 7 on nothing but wild pitches. 1561 01:13:11,325 --> 01:13:12,627 Amen. We're all looking 1562 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,996 really fucking stupid out here. 1563 01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:17,365 Gentlemen, there's ways to keep playing. 1564 01:13:17,497 --> 01:13:18,666 Ways to keep playing? 1565 01:13:18,799 --> 01:13:21,235 That's real fucking rich coming from you. 1566 01:13:21,369 --> 01:13:23,137 Look, Dilberto's got a point. 1567 01:13:23,271 --> 01:13:25,539 All I want to do is go home 1568 01:13:25,673 --> 01:13:27,174 and drink a fucking beer. 1569 01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:30,778 But we're not done. 1570 01:13:32,445 --> 01:13:34,348 Yeah, let's just finish this thing to say that we did. 1571 01:13:34,481 --> 01:13:35,883 -Yes. -Hey, Glen... 1572 01:13:36,017 --> 01:13:37,718 Well, does anyone have a flashlight? 1573 01:13:37,852 --> 01:13:39,186 Flashlights? What are you gonna do? 1574 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:40,821 Get 100 people in the outfield with flashlights? 1575 01:13:40,955 --> 01:13:43,124 Well, do we have that many? 1576 01:14:00,741 --> 01:14:02,410 Sunroofs, upholstery, 1577 01:14:02,543 --> 01:14:03,878 AM and FM radio. 1578 01:14:04,011 --> 01:14:05,579 It's the little things that matter-- 1579 01:14:36,010 --> 01:14:37,878 Well, I was actually kidding. 1580 01:14:38,012 --> 01:14:40,514 But I think this will work. 1581 01:14:40,648 --> 01:14:42,683 Troy, does this work for you? 1582 01:14:42,817 --> 01:14:45,119 Troy already throws blindfolded. 1583 01:14:45,252 --> 01:14:48,856 But this light might help Eephus Boy over there. 1584 01:14:48,990 --> 01:14:50,490 Hey, nothing like a nightcap. 1585 01:14:52,059 --> 01:14:53,327 That's Satchel Paige 1586 01:14:53,461 --> 01:14:55,162 pitching philosophy: 1587 01:14:55,296 --> 01:14:59,533 "Keep the ball away from the bat." Heh. 1588 01:15:16,617 --> 01:15:18,085 Plays to one. 1589 01:15:20,855 --> 01:15:22,323 Strike. 1590 01:15:22,456 --> 01:15:24,258 - Here we go. To one. - Gotta trust it. 1591 01:15:24,392 --> 01:15:25,960 - Way to throw it, kid. - Solid contact here. 1592 01:15:26,093 --> 01:15:27,561 You got it, boss. 1593 01:15:31,799 --> 01:15:32,900 Let's go, man. 1594 01:15:33,034 --> 01:15:35,136 We have any in-between shades? 1595 01:15:36,771 --> 01:15:39,106 Yellow ones, maybe? 1596 01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:41,609 Cut it, cut it, cut it! 1597 01:15:41,742 --> 01:15:43,377 - I got it. - Find it. 1598 01:15:43,512 --> 01:15:44,779 Find it, then cut it. 1599 01:15:44,912 --> 01:15:46,080 Come on, boys. It's right there. 1600 01:15:46,213 --> 01:15:47,815 - Three! - He's taking two! 1601 01:15:47,948 --> 01:15:49,984 - Oh, not here. - Got it, got it, got it. 1602 01:15:50,117 --> 01:15:51,552 - Whoo! - Throw it. 1603 01:15:51,685 --> 01:15:52,987 It's, uh... 1604 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,623 It's like the Black Sea out here. 1605 01:15:57,024 --> 01:16:00,594 Round ball, round bat, hit square. 1606 01:16:00,728 --> 01:16:02,563 Move to the right. 1607 01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:08,803 - Whoo! - Whoo! 1608 01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,577 Here we go, it's a show down. 1609 01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:18,012 Stay alive out there. 1610 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,327 He's going! 1611 01:16:33,461 --> 01:16:34,795 - Yeah. Go, go, go! - All right! 1612 01:16:34,929 --> 01:16:36,363 Hustle, hustle, hustle! 1613 01:16:36,497 --> 01:16:37,731 Told ya! 1614 01:16:37,865 --> 01:16:39,467 - That's a safe. - No, it's not. 1615 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:40,668 Franny, I got the tag in. 1616 01:16:40,801 --> 01:16:42,503 - Out! - No! What? 1617 01:16:43,971 --> 01:16:45,172 All the arguing in the world 1618 01:16:45,306 --> 01:16:47,708 can't change the decision of the umpire. 1619 01:16:48,709 --> 01:16:51,445 Thought he'd throw a slow curve. 1620 01:16:51,580 --> 01:16:52,947 He heard me go. 1621 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:54,882 I think he changed it. 1622 01:16:57,485 --> 01:16:59,386 It was worth the risk. 1623 01:16:59,521 --> 01:17:00,988 You're right. 1624 01:17:05,392 --> 01:17:08,563 Yeah, try and run on me, you Bacco bitch. 1625 01:17:08,696 --> 01:17:10,264 You definitely had that, man. 1626 01:17:12,299 --> 01:17:13,767 I think. 1627 01:17:18,973 --> 01:17:20,708 Ball two. 1628 01:17:20,841 --> 01:17:23,244 Can't quit this field, huh? 1629 01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:26,280 Field doesn't want to stop playing. 1630 01:17:26,413 --> 01:17:28,649 You hear that, Graham? 1631 01:17:28,782 --> 01:17:30,684 Field's talking. 1632 01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:33,154 Doesn't wanna leave. 1633 01:17:33,287 --> 01:17:34,655 Field's staying. 1634 01:17:34,788 --> 01:17:37,758 They're just gonna put a bunch of bricks on top of it. 1635 01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:42,597 C'mon, Logan. 1636 01:17:42,730 --> 01:17:44,165 Oh, fuck! 1637 01:17:44,298 --> 01:17:45,332 Here we go! 1638 01:17:45,466 --> 01:17:46,800 It's in the gap, it's in the gap. 1639 01:17:46,934 --> 01:17:48,102 - I lost it. - Where is it? 1640 01:17:48,235 --> 01:17:49,904 - I lost it. - Oh, shit. 1641 01:17:51,372 --> 01:17:52,339 Ah, you got it. 1642 01:17:56,977 --> 01:17:57,845 Find it, find it. 1643 01:17:57,978 --> 01:17:59,680 It's right there. 1644 01:17:59,813 --> 01:18:00,781 Get the ball, guys. 1645 01:18:00,915 --> 01:18:02,249 We're losing Dilberto. 1646 01:18:03,350 --> 01:18:04,718 Where the hell is he going? 1647 01:18:04,852 --> 01:18:06,687 Dilberto, don't leave now, man. 1648 01:18:06,820 --> 01:18:08,222 Getting more balls, maybe. 1649 01:18:17,865 --> 01:18:19,900 Wasn't worth the risk. 1650 01:18:20,034 --> 01:18:23,704 Hey, Cooper, take Dilberto's place. 1651 01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:24,972 Where is Cooper? 1652 01:18:25,105 --> 01:18:27,808 - Coop? Cooper? - Come on! 1653 01:18:27,942 --> 01:18:29,810 Right field, kid. 1654 01:18:31,312 --> 01:18:34,915 -Where were you? -Ah, hanging out by the creek. 1655 01:18:38,219 --> 01:18:39,753 - Fair enough. - Riverdogs tie the game, 1656 01:18:39,887 --> 01:18:41,722 and Dilberto leaves to play flashlight tag 1657 01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:43,224 with his son. 1658 01:18:50,064 --> 01:18:52,634 Kinda cold out here, guys. 1659 01:18:52,766 --> 01:18:54,301 Warmer in the dugout. 1660 01:19:02,910 --> 01:19:03,978 Up! 1661 01:19:04,111 --> 01:19:05,012 Get there, John. 1662 01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:06,747 Get it! 1663 01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:09,116 Yeah! 1664 01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:10,484 Nice. 1665 01:19:47,087 --> 01:19:48,088 Franny, what are you doing? 1666 01:19:48,222 --> 01:19:49,356 Playing with squirrels? 1667 01:19:49,490 --> 01:19:50,958 Chop chop! 1668 01:19:54,395 --> 01:19:55,796 This Halloween, 1669 01:19:55,929 --> 01:19:57,532 are you finally brave enough 1670 01:19:57,666 --> 01:19:58,866 for the Creepy Climb? 1671 01:19:58,999 --> 01:20:00,901 Ooh... 1672 01:20:01,035 --> 01:20:04,238 Terror awaits on the Creepy Climb. 1673 01:20:04,371 --> 01:20:07,609 Ascend this haunted hill if you dare. 1674 01:20:07,742 --> 01:20:12,012 See horror in a new dimension: height. 1675 01:20:12,146 --> 01:20:14,815 Every 100 feet promises a new scare. 1676 01:20:14,948 --> 01:20:16,183 C'mon, right to the glove, Troy. 1677 01:20:18,787 --> 01:20:20,387 Oof. 1678 01:20:22,089 --> 01:20:24,091 Ah! 1679 01:20:24,224 --> 01:20:25,426 Ugh! 1680 01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:29,363 - Damn it. - Sorry, John. 1681 01:20:30,397 --> 01:20:32,266 Ah! There you go. 1682 01:20:34,301 --> 01:20:37,271 Come on, Troy, focus. Let's go. 1683 01:20:37,404 --> 01:20:38,807 There it is, settle in, settle in. 1684 01:20:38,939 --> 01:20:40,974 There's the sign. There we go, Troy! 1685 01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:47,214 Call it. 1686 01:20:47,348 --> 01:20:49,183 Two, two, two. 1687 01:20:49,316 --> 01:20:50,918 C'mon, guys. 1688 01:20:51,051 --> 01:20:52,520 I'm here. I'm here. 1689 01:20:52,654 --> 01:20:54,254 - It's right-- - Get the fucking ball. 1690 01:20:54,388 --> 01:20:55,889 - No, no-- He's going. - It's gone. 1691 01:20:56,023 --> 01:20:57,191 - C'mon, guys, get it in. - Four! 1692 01:20:57,324 --> 01:20:58,526 - Again? - Yo! Four-- 1693 01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:00,427 - Fuck! - I don't know. 1694 01:21:00,562 --> 01:21:01,895 - Does he really not--? - All right. 1695 01:21:02,029 --> 01:21:03,330 God! 1696 01:21:03,464 --> 01:21:05,332 Yo, wait, hold it, hold it. No, no, no, wait. 1697 01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:07,368 Did it go under the car? Wait, Derek, did it go under the car? 1698 01:21:07,501 --> 01:21:08,936 Because we could argue for that. 1699 01:21:09,069 --> 01:21:10,137 Troy, we could argue for interference. 1700 01:21:10,270 --> 01:21:11,972 No, I'm done, man. 1701 01:21:12,106 --> 01:21:14,007 It's one more out, man. We need you. 1702 01:21:14,141 --> 01:21:16,076 No, it's a no go for me this time. 1703 01:21:16,210 --> 01:21:18,045 I should have left with the umps a long time ago. 1704 01:21:18,178 --> 01:21:19,313 All right, come on. 1705 01:21:19,446 --> 01:21:22,082 Switch with Wilton. Hey, Wilton. 1706 01:21:22,216 --> 01:21:24,485 No way, boss. I ain't stupid. 1707 01:21:24,619 --> 01:21:26,554 There's no way I'm shortstopping anyway, buddy. 1708 01:21:26,688 --> 01:21:28,790 All right, you know, switch with Logan. 1709 01:21:28,922 --> 01:21:30,324 - Logan. - Pitch? 1710 01:21:30,457 --> 01:21:31,659 Logan. 1711 01:21:31,793 --> 01:21:34,895 Hey, Garrett, grab my other glove? 1712 01:21:35,028 --> 01:21:36,296 Come on. 1713 01:21:37,832 --> 01:21:39,768 - I'm doing this for the kid. - Yep. 1714 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,235 Okay? 1715 01:21:43,470 --> 01:21:44,839 And I--I'm... 1716 01:21:44,972 --> 01:21:46,674 I'm doing it under protest. 1717 01:21:48,976 --> 01:21:50,110 Whatever the hell that means. 1718 01:21:50,244 --> 01:21:51,178 Hey, good outing, good outing. 1719 01:21:51,311 --> 01:21:52,714 It's all love. 1720 01:21:52,847 --> 01:21:54,248 I don't think you need the shades anymore. 1721 01:21:54,381 --> 01:21:55,617 Yeah, fuck off. 1722 01:22:32,119 --> 01:22:33,555 How's your arm feel? 1723 01:22:33,688 --> 01:22:36,256 Good enough to get to extras. 1724 01:22:36,390 --> 01:22:38,425 I don't think anyone wants to play. 1725 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,662 Just one batter at a time, all right? 1726 01:22:42,062 --> 01:22:43,497 What are you focusing on at community? 1727 01:22:43,631 --> 01:22:46,801 Staying in the lineup. 1728 01:22:46,935 --> 01:22:49,069 No. What are you studying? 1729 01:22:49,203 --> 01:22:51,104 Engineering. 1730 01:22:53,608 --> 01:22:55,476 Good to know. 1731 01:22:55,610 --> 01:22:58,011 If you need a job, give me a call. 1732 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:09,122 No fuckin' way I'm staying for a tenth. 1733 01:23:09,256 --> 01:23:10,925 You won't have to. 1734 01:23:11,058 --> 01:23:13,126 Just visualize the victory. 1735 01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:15,630 Visualize the victory. 1736 01:23:17,932 --> 01:23:20,768 See the ball hitting that pine tree out there. 1737 01:23:20,902 --> 01:23:22,937 And make it a reality. 1738 01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:25,005 Mind over matter. 1739 01:23:26,139 --> 01:23:27,474 Oh, yeah? 1740 01:23:28,408 --> 01:23:30,712 Sometimes when it's cold, 1741 01:23:30,845 --> 01:23:34,749 I go out on my deck and sleep in my chair, 1742 01:23:34,883 --> 01:23:37,251 using my mind to keep me warm. 1743 01:23:40,153 --> 01:23:41,723 You're up. 1744 01:23:41,856 --> 01:23:43,490 Go use your mind. 1745 01:23:53,801 --> 01:23:55,269 Ball one. 1746 01:23:57,639 --> 01:23:59,941 Strike zone doesn't exist anymore. 1747 01:24:00,073 --> 01:24:01,543 Just let 'em hit it. 1748 01:24:03,277 --> 01:24:04,812 You got a light? 1749 01:24:08,382 --> 01:24:10,050 Ball two. 1750 01:24:15,623 --> 01:24:16,791 This is fun. 1751 01:24:18,191 --> 01:24:19,326 Ball three. 1752 01:24:19,459 --> 01:24:21,829 -That's a strike. -My man! 1753 01:24:21,963 --> 01:24:24,999 -Where did that miss? -Above the letters. 1754 01:24:25,132 --> 01:24:28,135 His letters are too low. Bad shirt. 1755 01:24:29,704 --> 01:24:31,271 Take it easy, guys. 1756 01:24:41,683 --> 01:24:42,951 - Ball four. - No! 1757 01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:43,952 Get me a jacket. 1758 01:24:45,252 --> 01:24:46,554 Where do you want it? 1759 01:24:46,688 --> 01:24:49,591 I...I'm trying. 1760 01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:54,796 No, I don't need this. 1761 01:24:55,964 --> 01:24:57,532 No wild pitches. 1762 01:25:16,450 --> 01:25:18,052 Fuck! 1763 01:25:23,091 --> 01:25:24,391 Next one. 1764 01:25:29,063 --> 01:25:30,464 Hey. New guy. 1765 01:25:30,598 --> 01:25:32,667 Oh, hey. What did I miss? 1766 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,602 Not much. 1767 01:25:34,736 --> 01:25:35,903 Just started. 1768 01:25:46,581 --> 01:25:48,783 - Cooper, don't swing. - Okay. 1769 01:25:50,585 --> 01:25:52,120 - This isn't Mom pitching. - Okay. Okay. 1770 01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:54,522 -You don't to swing at everything. -Okay. Tim. 1771 01:25:57,157 --> 01:25:58,826 Test him, Logan. 1772 01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:04,464 Ball one. 1773 01:26:04,599 --> 01:26:06,199 There you go. 1774 01:26:18,713 --> 01:26:21,348 Ball two. 1775 01:26:40,068 --> 01:26:42,202 Ball three. 1776 01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:50,277 Hitter's count. If you like it, drive it. 1777 01:26:50,410 --> 01:26:52,345 No, Bobby. 1778 01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:54,347 He's not swinging. 1779 01:27:03,524 --> 01:27:05,760 Is it really gonna end this way? 1780 01:27:16,070 --> 01:27:18,039 Strike two. 1781 01:27:18,172 --> 01:27:19,473 Full count. 1782 01:27:56,343 --> 01:27:58,045 Ball four. 1783 01:28:04,252 --> 01:28:06,120 Hell yeah, Coop! 1784 01:28:06,254 --> 01:28:07,855 First base, Coop. 1785 01:28:11,358 --> 01:28:13,360 Final run at Soldier's Field. 1786 01:28:13,493 --> 01:28:16,296 -Way to go, Timbo. -Thanks, buddy. 1787 01:28:16,429 --> 01:28:17,765 - Nice job, Coop. - Hey! 1788 01:28:17,899 --> 01:28:19,432 - Good eye, Coop. - Thanks. 1789 01:28:19,567 --> 01:28:21,102 - Good job, Coop. - Hey, Garrett. 1790 01:28:21,235 --> 01:28:22,402 Awesome. 1791 01:28:22,537 --> 01:28:23,738 Sorry, Garrett. 1792 01:28:28,308 --> 01:28:31,712 Aces, Aces, Aces. 1793 01:28:40,154 --> 01:28:42,590 Cooper, you're in that car. 1794 01:28:42,723 --> 01:28:45,458 -See you at Aces. -Yes, sir. 1795 01:28:45,593 --> 01:28:47,028 Good night, Garrett. 1796 01:28:48,196 --> 01:28:49,697 -Nice game. -Yeah. 1797 01:28:49,831 --> 01:28:51,232 Graham. 1798 01:29:28,435 --> 01:29:30,137 Walk off base on balls. 1799 01:29:30,271 --> 01:29:33,007 We got a tradition for that. You know what I'm talking about. 1800 01:29:34,876 --> 01:29:37,111 -Hey, are you okay? -Yep, yep, yep. 1801 01:29:40,214 --> 01:29:42,350 Where's Ed's bag? 1802 01:29:42,482 --> 01:29:44,685 Uh, it's that one? 1803 01:29:44,819 --> 01:29:45,953 This one? 1804 01:29:47,054 --> 01:29:49,156 Happy early Thanksgiving. 1805 01:29:52,425 --> 01:29:55,096 - Kevin, turn the car on. - Yeah. 1806 01:29:56,097 --> 01:29:58,599 - You want a beer? - Yeah. 1807 01:30:19,086 --> 01:30:23,190 Hey, um, maybe we do a meet up over the winter at a bar. 1808 01:30:23,324 --> 01:30:24,759 You have everyone's contacts. 1809 01:30:24,892 --> 01:30:27,395 Could be worth reaching out. 1810 01:30:27,528 --> 01:30:29,730 Yeah, I'll think on it. 1811 01:31:27,621 --> 01:31:30,858 -You need any help? -Nah. 1812 01:31:32,059 --> 01:31:34,562 Guess I'm just kind of winging it now. 1813 01:32:56,677 --> 01:32:59,980 Today, day, day, day... 1814 01:33:00,114 --> 01:33:03,818 I consider myself, self, self... 1815 01:33:04,952 --> 01:33:08,255 the luckiest man, man, man... 1816 01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:14,662 on the face of the earth, earth, earth... 1817 01:33:39,086 --> 01:33:41,922 Where do we go, Joe DiMaggio? 1818 01:34:44,952 --> 01:34:48,623 One, two, three, four...