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(uplifting theme playing)
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(small dog barking in distance)
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(dramatic theme playing)
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BRANCH (over radio):
It's the top of the hour,
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and welcome back
to Before We Begin.
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I'm Branch Moreland.
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Accident report
for Hillsborough County:
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On Route 472
in Bridgeridge,
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a pickup truck lost its brakes
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and skidded off the road
for about 500 feet.
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Thank God this happened
in Bridgeridge,
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otherwise,
he might have hit something.
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A top story of the day.
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The coyote terrorizing
local dogs
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has been killed in a display
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of New Hampshire
cowboy justice,
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which means in ten days
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it'll be safe for everyone
to celebrate Halloween.
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So bring your dogs
trick or treating.
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But of course, make sure
not to give them any chocolate.
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Um, plenty of Halloween
activities in the area
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the rest of the month
to keep you busy
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as the weather
gets colder.
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Unfortunately, the Topbury
candy corn eating competition
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is not happening this year,
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'cause the whiz kid
who can count really fast
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and tallied
all the candy corns,
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his family moved away.
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(clears throat)
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And speaking of counting,
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it's official.
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A vote has been passed
to begin construction
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on the currently
unnamed middle school
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in Douglas
within the next three weeks.
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The Hillsborough County Board
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approved measures
to repurpose county land
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in the center of Douglas
to build that school.
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It's the biggest construction
project in town in years,
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but it means building
on top of Soldiers Field,
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where recreational
baseball teams from Douglas
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and adjoining towns
have faced off for decades.
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As of yet,
we don't know of any plans
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to build a new ball field,
but I'm told
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the neighboring soccer field
will remain as a site
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for gym class activities.
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Parents
in the North County area
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will surely be delighted.
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No more driving
25 miles or more
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-to Rumsack Middle School...
-(static crackling)
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...especially
with a long, cold winter
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-just around the corner.
-(static and interference)
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I know many parents who--
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(radio broadcast stops)
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FRANNY (echos a la Lou Gehrig):
Today, day, day...
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I consider myself, self, self...
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the luckiest man, man, man...
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-on the face of--
-ED: Hey, Franny.
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You peeping
at the neighbors again?
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(both laugh)
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-Sunny day, Ed?
-ED: Yeah.
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Can't ask for much more.
Heh. Cool and dry.
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-It's a pitcher's wind.
-You got that right, Franny.
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-(Ed laughs)
-Ball won't carry.
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Wood bats harden up.
Stings the ball.
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(Ed laughs)
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Oh, thank God the Marines
are here.
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-(baseball playing over radio)
-Honey, we're free.
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What's in the bag,
Glen?
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Last game fireworks.
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Big ones.
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It's like watching
an angel puke.
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Out-fucking-standing.
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I can respect a man
carrying a big artillery.
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GLEN: I brought
the ordinance, brother.
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HOST (over radio):
Overseeing the construction
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is Graham Morris.
Mr. Morris,
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will construction
begin this week?
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GRAHAM:
It won't be until November.
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There's still baseball
being played
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at the field
the land is on.
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HOST: Do you think
people are going to miss
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the old baseball field,
or more glad
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to not have to drive
to Rumsack?
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GRAHAM:
I don't know--
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(rock music playing)
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We meet again, boss.
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You're leadoff, right?
Shortstop?
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Last two times we played,
you struck me out.
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Now I got you
figured out.
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Yeah, well, it's
your last chance to prove it.
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CHUCK:
Ayy-up!
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Hey, these
are for after, okay?
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No boozing on the mound.
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Not till after the ninth,
when I pitch a no hitter.
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(chuckles)
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LOUIS:
Watch the rash.
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CLARK: Louis, I've been
doing this so long,
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I know your body better
than your wife does.
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Just don't tell
your wife.
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Hey, what's a young gun
like that gonna do after this?
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After what?
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After this goes the way
of the Hindenburg.
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Hell, what are these guys
gonna do?
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I don't know.
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I just don't have the energy
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for all that, you know?
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Looking up all the movies,
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then driving
to all the theaters.
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Yeah, I'm into reading books.
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I just got a book
that doesn't have any pictures.
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My wife loves
all the ads.
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Yeah. Any skin flicks?
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Definitely not
in a theater.
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That's all right,
I don't watch that shit anyway.
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-I'm gonna tell your wife.
-Go ahead. We got an agreement.
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She likes game shows
and I like pornos.
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-Is there a porno game show?
-JOHN: Probably in Japan.
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-Hey, guys.
-JOHN: Or Texas.
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I just want to say good luck.
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And it's what's in here, right?
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That's what counts.
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Hey, Franny.
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Am I late?
What's the score?
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-(both laugh)
-Bill Belinda.
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I was just writing
your name--
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-Bill Belinda.
-Yeah, it's a good one.
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My mom really knocked it out
of the park with that one.
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Kids coming today?
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They'll be here.
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If you see 'em first,
tell 'em
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their old man's coming home
with the game ball.
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RICH: C'mon, kid.
Don't pull out.
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Hands and hips.
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Stay square.
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Keep your head down.
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Rich, he plays college.
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He's better than you.
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What do you know?
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Logan, are you better
than Rich?
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I am considerably...
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(exhales)
...better than Rich.
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You know what, Derek?
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I'm gonna fuck up
your good knee.
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HOST (over radio):
Well, the bell just rung.
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Looks like school's out for us,
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which means we are headed
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to a word from our sponsors.
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-GRAHAM: Got a ball, Glen?
-GLEN: Got two.
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-GRAHAM: Let's go. Here we go.
-ROBERT (over radio):
For 20 years,
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my family told me
I make awesome steaks.
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I'm Robert Brendan,
and I'm delighted to invite you
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to my brand new restaurant.
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We know you love beef,
steak tips
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and everything in between.
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And we'd love to have you
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at Robert Brendan's Restaurant.
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Next time
you're driving through Nashua,
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look for the giant sign
with my initials on it.
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Bring your whole family.
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We can't wait for them
to find out about RB's.
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WOMAN: The prime rib was
melt-in-your-mouth outrageous.
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It came with green beans...
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Hey, it's Merritt.
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Ayy-up!
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It's Eephus Boy.
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(chattering in distance)
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FRANNY:
Hey, Riverdogs.
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Who's your ninth player?
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RICH:
Aw, shit. Where's Garrett?
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We only have eight.
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-ED: That's a forfeit.
-Hold on.
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Can't play with eight.
Need nine.
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They have 11.
You can make a trade.
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Otherwise,
I'm going home.
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-We're the away team, right?
-LOUIS: Yes.
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-So we bat first?
-That's right.
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I'm warmed up.
I say we play.
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Yeah, c'mon,
let's just do this.
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(folk music playing over radio)
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Has anyone heard
from Garrett?
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He told me he'd be here.
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Well, he better bat eighth
because I can't bat for shit.
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Garrett will bat ninth.
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He'll be here by then.
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Fellas,
it's the last game.
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(whispering)
It's the last game.
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I don't care.
It's a forfeit
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when his spot comes up.
That's it.
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It'll be a quick game.
You go to first.
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All right.
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It's a forfeit
when his spot comes up.
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-RICH: Let's go!
Take the field.
-Nice.
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JOHN:
All right boys, let's do this.
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RICH: Boys, let's go, last one.
Make it count.
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-MAN 1: Are you ready, or what?
-KEVIN: Hey, Ed, try not
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to get my jersey dirty
for the finale.
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If I gotta dive
for any grounders,
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it means
you pitched shitty.
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MAN 2:
Goddamn it, John.
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JOHN:
Pick it up, Kevin. Jesus Christ!
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RICH:
Infield flies only, Kevin.
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JOHN:
All right, Ed, let's do this.
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GRAHAM:
One, two, three, gentlemen.
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One, two, three. We dancin'.
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(music playing over radio)
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(church bell ringing)
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FRANNY: "If your uniform
don't get dirty,
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ya ain't done nothin'."
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Rickey Henderson.
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(chuckles)
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All right, guys.
Don't let nothing get by ya.
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I don't care if it's
gotta hit you in the mouth.
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Gentlemen,
let's play.
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AP SHORTSTOP:
Don't be slouching out there.
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-(Louis speaks indistinctly)
-Okay, Ed.
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-Here we go.
-Show 'em what you got.
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MAN 1:
Let's go, Wilton!
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-(bat strikes ball)
-(players cheer)
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-LOUIS: Batter's out!
-AP SHORTSTOP: Anywhere else.
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PRESTON:
Motherfucker!
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(players chattering)
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(chuckles)
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That's one
for the history books.
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(chuckles)
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GRAHAM:
Nice swing, Wilton.
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Tough break, kid.
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(hip-hop music playing
over radio)
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If he strikes out, we're
one out away from forfeiting.
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End of my baseball career.
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You can always join
the Merrimack County League.
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I'm not driving two towns over
to play at Dustice Park.
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-(bat strikes ball)
-MAN: Fuck!
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-Dig it out, dig it out.
-(players chattering)
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Dig it out,
dig it out.
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-CLARK: Safe!
-Nice.
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Still alive.
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MAN 1:
Sun's in my eyes. Sorry.
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MAN 2: Worst part
of this sport is the running.
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GLEN:
Amen to that.
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AP SHORTSTOP:
Watch out.
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ANNOUNCER (over P.A.):
Now batting,
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King of the Riverdogs,
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Destroyer of Fields,
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Graham Morris.
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WILTON: Get up and hit it,
Graham. Whoo...
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All right, Ed.
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Easy out.
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(hip-hop music playing
over radio)
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KEVIN:
Turn two, boys. C'mon.
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RICH:
Hey, Ed, plunk him.
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00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:45,246
Maybe he'll forget
to destroy the field.
252
00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:46,780
(dog barking in distance)
253
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,716
-(ball smacks mitt)
-LOUIS: Low.
254
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,121
-(hip-hop music continues)
-Fuck.
255
00:10:54,255 --> 00:10:56,157
Anybody chew tobacco
anymore?
256
00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:58,392
You're not a bunch
of vegetarians?
257
00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,460
Birds eat seeds.
258
00:10:59,594 --> 00:11:00,928
Good eye, Graham.
259
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,329
I'm a shelled
peanut guy.
260
00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:03,598
Ah, Christ.
261
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,933
RICH:
Ed, high heat.
262
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,701
Bust him in his head.
263
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,670
(player speaks indistinctly
in distance)
264
00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:13,073
Ball four.
265
00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:14,408
-MAN 1: Good eye!
-MAN 2: There we go!
266
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,676
MAN 3:
You're on.
267
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,244
Well, sayonara,
Soldiers Field.
268
00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:18,513
Walk, walk, walk.
269
00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:19,947
JOHN:
Settle down there.
270
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,215
MAN 4:
Heart of the order, Ed.
271
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,684
JOHN:
Don't let him rattle you.
272
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,419
-(bat strikes ball)
-MAN 5: Pick it up!
273
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,421
-AP SHORTSTOP:
Bobby, hit cutoff!
-(players clamoring)
274
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,490
Me! Three! Me!
275
00:11:29,624 --> 00:11:30,791
MAN 6:
He's going home!
276
00:11:30,925 --> 00:11:32,826
Three, three,
three, three, three!
277
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,762
(players clamoring)
278
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,672
-JOHN: Boys, closest base!
-WILTON: Let's go, Rich.
279
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,006
MAN 7: Hey, ducks on the pond,
Rich, give it a ride.
280
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,609
MAN 8:
Bring him home, man.
281
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:48,809
MAN 9:
Bunt, bunt, bunt!
282
00:11:48,943 --> 00:11:50,778
JOHN:
Oh, fuckin' A! God--!
283
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:51,979
JOHN:
Get it, Ed, get it!
284
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,548
-MAN 10: Yeah!
-LOUIS: Safe!
285
00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:55,082
-MAN 11: Oh!
-JOHN: Shit!
286
00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:56,685
(player laughing in distance)
287
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,621
-Way to go, Sarge, dig it out.
-LOUIS: Player's out!
288
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,988
(player speaks indistinctly)
289
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,024
Ed, walk this guy
so we can keep playing.
290
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,493
Not gonna happen.
291
00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:15,436
-(Bill groans in pain)
-LOUIS: Dead ball.
292
00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:16,770
(Bill mockingly laughs)
293
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:17,805
BILL:
Man, good thing the kids
294
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,608
weren't here to see that.
295
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,442
You're all right, right?
296
00:12:21,576 --> 00:12:23,712
-BILL: I'm okay, Ed.
-LOUIS: Take your base,
Billy-anna.
297
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,947
ED: Yeah, he's OK. It's part
of the game. He's all right.
298
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,383
MAN 1:
Let's go, Ed.
299
00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,051
Can you believe this?
300
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,520
Let's get out of this.
301
00:12:32,654 --> 00:12:34,488
-We're down two already.
-PRESTON: Come on, Ed.
302
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:37,291
Bottom of the lineup here.
We should get out of this.
303
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,127
JOHN:
Turn two, guys. Any base.
304
00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:42,162
Did you guys start
playing already?
305
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,165
-Garrett, you're up!
-GARRETT: Who's up?
306
00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:46,967
-You're up. Let's go!
-I'm up?
307
00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:48,802
-Come on!
-Awesome.
308
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,040
-MAN: Come on, let's go!
-TROY: Here you go, buddy.
309
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,676
-TROY: Here you go.
-Thanks, chief.
310
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,844
-TROY: It's good to see ya.
-Hey, sorry I'm late.
311
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,379
JOHN: Wanna take a second
to stretch or something?
312
00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:00,914
-Nah.
-All right kid, your funeral.
313
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,850
I stretched
on the drive here.
314
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:06,920
-(players cheer)
-(Garrett grunts)
315
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:07,955
(players groan)
316
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:08,956
MAN:
Come on, man.
317
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,891
What are you doing?
318
00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:12,627
Thanks for showing up, Garrett!
319
00:13:12,761 --> 00:13:15,496
(laughs)
320
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,298
GARRETT:
Hey, Tim.
321
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,100
Close one there.
322
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,273
Close one there,
huh, Franny?
323
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,451
Almost had a short day
at the park.
324
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,255
-Hey.
-Hey.
325
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,890
You get out
of rehearsal early?
326
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,291
No, that was yesterday.
327
00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:46,060
I was just
in the neighborhood.
328
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,563
-Good luck!
-Thanks.
329
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,768
Good day for ball, Blue.
330
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,402
Sorry again for the wait.
331
00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:57,871
JOHN: Yeah, more like
a good day for blue balls.
332
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,173
GLEN:
Here we go.
333
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,308
MAN 1:
Hey, settle in, four, settle in.
334
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,410
(train horn blaring in distance)
335
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:05,145
WILTON:
Come on, now, Troy.
336
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,915
Right down the middle.
337
00:14:12,787 --> 00:14:14,556
LOUIS:
Steee-rike.
338
00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:16,090
(batter speaks Spanish)
339
00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:19,259
This your first game?
340
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,529
We just started dating.
341
00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:23,130
I don't really know
a whole lot about baseball.
342
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,666
(players chattering)
343
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:27,401
JOHN: He looks like
he's swinging a lead pipe.
344
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:30,204
He's got this.
He's got this.
345
00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:33,508
LOUIS:
Strike three!
346
00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:35,309
-(player gasps)
-Oh, looks like somebody forgot
347
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,444
to hit the cages
this week.
348
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,448
ED: Cages don't have
a drunk pitcher option.
349
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,718
JOHN: Did you forget to hit
the cage this week, Adrian?
350
00:14:43,852 --> 00:14:45,452
He's fucking throwing meatballs.
351
00:14:45,587 --> 00:14:47,421
Looks like he's throwing
a whole pasta primavera
352
00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:49,189
from here.
353
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,959
(sighs)
Fucking Italian dinner.
354
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,362
Fucking spaghetti dinner.
355
00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:57,297
With wine.
356
00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:58,600
Candles.
357
00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:00,901
(players clamoring)
358
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,236
GARRETT:
Play's to first!
359
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,338
-MAN: Get to it!
-GLEN: Billy boy!
360
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,275
GLEN:
Nice throw, Billy, nice throw.
361
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:09,677
RICH:
Very nice play, Bill.
362
00:15:09,811 --> 00:15:11,145
Fine and dandy.
363
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,180
Fine and dandy.
(chuckles)
364
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,382
-MAN 1: Knockin' 'em down.
-MAN 2: Great range, Bill.
365
00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,451
MAN 1: One down.
Same thing, Troy.
366
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,090
(player breathing heavy
doing exercises in distance)
367
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,401
(church bell tolling
in distance)
368
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,971
(grunting)
369
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,174
All right,
here we go, Troy.
370
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,345
Strike three!
371
00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:47,515
-GARRETT: Whoo!
-(players clamoring)
372
00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:49,116
Low strike zone
today, boys.
373
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,552
GRAHAM:
Nice job, nice job.
374
00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:52,554
JOHN: Hey, Blue,
how much are they giving you?
375
00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:54,722
-TIM: Let's go, boys.
-JOHN: What the hell?
376
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,661
NARRATOR 1 (over radio):
As an athlete, there's
nothing spookier than losing,
377
00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:01,863
that's why this Halloween,
we have a special deal
378
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,397
at MG Sports,
379
00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:05,633
where there's more than
just bats and balls:
380
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:08,670
nets, pucks,
and all manner of shoes.
381
00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:10,772
And don't get caught
with a bad bat.
382
00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:13,741
And I don't mean the kind
that follows Dracula around.
383
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,411
We have 22% off
all wooden bats this week.
384
00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:19,079
GLEN: Can you fuckin'
believe it, boys?
385
00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:22,015
$32.95 all in at Lloyd's.
386
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,350
Can't even get a pack
387
00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:26,019
of Cloud Blasters
for that price.
388
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,188
And with these,
I get twice the power.
389
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,958
Three times the boom.
390
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,458
Three times, huh?
391
00:16:31,593 --> 00:16:33,661
Guy, they were
giving 'em away.
392
00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:35,797
They were so cheap
I had to buy eight of them.
393
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:37,364
I drove by Lloyd's.
394
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:40,434
That deal is for $39.99.
Why would you lie about that?
395
00:16:40,568 --> 00:16:42,202
-Thanksgiving?
-Think there's
a sound ordinance.
396
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,304
Who's ever heard of fireworks
on Thanksgiving?
397
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,773
MAN: Hey, why don't you give
the extras to Graham
398
00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:47,341
for when the school opens?
399
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,209
-DEREK: How's that going anyway?
-LOUIS: Strike three!
400
00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:51,613
GRAHAM:
You know, it's underway.
401
00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:54,916
I try not to talk too much
about work on the weekends.
402
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,383
Nice try, Troy.
403
00:16:56,518 --> 00:16:58,520
All right, so we wake
the neighbors with these
404
00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:00,722
and then we hit
Jumpin' Aces after?
405
00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:01,856
I love that bar.
406
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:03,190
GLEN:
It's great.
407
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,259
Sliders and shooters deal
on Sundays.
408
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,594
Isn't that Saturdays?
409
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:08,028
-Sundays.
-Is it?
410
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,397
I get fucked up
there on Sundays.
411
00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:12,534
-(bat strikes ball)
-MAN 1: All right. Yeah!
412
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,268
MAN 2: Left, left, left, left,
left, left, left, left, left.
413
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,004
-GLEN: Double!
-MAN 2: Right there, cut it!
414
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,405
MAN 3:
To me! Turn to me!
415
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:21,475
-CLARK: Out.
-WILTON: Oh, man.
416
00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:23,310
-Nice throw, T.
-WILTON: You got me back.
417
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,046
Oh, no, that was easy.
We're not even yet.
418
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,148
GLEN: Little greedy there,
big guy, huh?
419
00:17:28,282 --> 00:17:29,684
-(sighs)
-GLEN: You rat bastard.
420
00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:32,486
(sighs) I had
a fun pitch to hit, man.
421
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,154
(players chattering in distance)
422
00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:35,623
GARRETT:
Play's to first.
423
00:17:35,757 --> 00:17:38,325
(folk music playing
over radio in distance)
424
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,260
MAN: Hey, bat on ball,
bat on ball.
425
00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,409
Oh, yeah.
426
00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:57,377
(speaking
indistinctly)
427
00:18:02,984 --> 00:18:05,118
♪ Wha-ooh ♪
428
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,187
♪ Wha-ooh ♪
429
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:10,357
Ah, it was, uh...
430
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,392
♪ Wha-ooh ♪
431
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,395
(speaking indistinctly)
432
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,135
-(bat strikes ball)
-Oh.
433
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,471
-MAN: Whoo!
-Mother McCree.
434
00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:25,840
Ay-up!
435
00:18:29,077 --> 00:18:31,378
(Eddie and Joe laughing)
436
00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:33,380
JOE:
Why does he run like a penguin?
437
00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:35,215
(laughter continues)
438
00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:39,419
JOHN: Move your ass,
you fuckin' ballerina!
439
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,222
Hey, bro,
you want some?
440
00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,672
Hey, buddy,
441
00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,507
you got the time?
442
00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:03,377
Yeah, time for you
to fuck right off.
443
00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:06,446
What's the score?
444
00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:09,249
LEFT FIELDER:
Two-nothing.
445
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,719
How many touchdowns?
446
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,221
You know what?
447
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,591
Why don't you two weasel dicks
448
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:19,292
go fuck with the soccer players
over there?
449
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,763
They don't have a baseball bat
like I do.
450
00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:23,898
LOUIS (in distance):
Play ball!
451
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,606
(church bell tolling)
452
00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:33,306
FRANNY:
"A game of inches.
453
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,777
A game of inches."
454
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,344
Branch Rickey.
455
00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:40,548
MAN 1: Pound the zone, four.
Right at him here.
456
00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:42,750
MAN 2: Got him right
in your sights, baby, come on.
457
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,653
-(ball smacks in glove)
-LOUIS: Strike three!
458
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:49,891
Strike zone's at home plate,
not first base. Heh.
459
00:19:50,024 --> 00:19:51,759
-(bats clatter)
-Can't get anything going
460
00:19:51,893 --> 00:19:53,561
if we don't get
a call our way, Blue.
461
00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:55,730
PRESTON: Bullshit, man!
That was at my Adam's apple.
462
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,498
And you've got
a giraffe neck, so, that's bad.
463
00:19:58,633 --> 00:19:59,867
KEVIN: We play
through the calls, boys.
464
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:02,269
-You can't!
-CHUCK: Oh, Mother McCree.
465
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,471
Guy needs an optical exam.
466
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:07,075
Well, to be fair,
I think we could all use
467
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,643
some medical work.
468
00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:10,678
Yeah, I got
a herniated disk
469
00:20:10,812 --> 00:20:12,180
putting paper
in my printer.
470
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,648
MAN:
Come on, look alive, guys.
471
00:20:13,781 --> 00:20:15,482
It hurts so bad.
472
00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:18,418
Medical bills...
473
00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:25,325
-(bat strikes ball)
-Call it!
474
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,862
-We got it.
-(players groaning)
475
00:20:27,995 --> 00:20:29,262
Nice.
476
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,666
Two down!
477
00:20:33,868 --> 00:20:35,136
Family good, Bill?
478
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,538
-Eh, chuggin' along.
-The kids?
479
00:20:37,672 --> 00:20:39,473
Getting older,
talking back.
480
00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:42,309
-They here?
-They will be.
481
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,646
Two down.
482
00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:49,784
MAN 1: You got this, Troy.
Let's go, baby.
483
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,519
MAN 2: All right, Troy,
right at him, Troy.
484
00:20:51,652 --> 00:20:53,087
MAN 3:
Here you go, wait for yours.
485
00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:54,321
MAN 2:
We got two.
486
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,923
MAN 4:
Come on now, Troy.
487
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:00,595
(bat strikes ball)
488
00:21:00,728 --> 00:21:02,262
MAN 5:
Oh, Miss Anna.
489
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,731
MAN 6:
Play's to one, play's to one.
490
00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:05,432
-(Troy laughing)
-MAN 6: You got plenty of time.
491
00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:07,034
(man 7 yelling indistinctly)
492
00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:09,402
MAN 6:
There it is, Troy.
493
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:11,371
MAN 7:
Gotta rub it.
494
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,742
Come on, now.
495
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,444
We got him out,
game boy.
496
00:21:17,578 --> 00:21:18,846
TROY:
We got him.
497
00:21:19,747 --> 00:21:22,817
(hip-hop music
playing over radio)
498
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,787
That's your beer now.
Don't put it back in the cooler.
499
00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:30,024
(sighs)
500
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,793
GRAHAM: Hey, Wilton,
how's your arm today?
501
00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:33,360
It's all good, boss.
Whatever you need.
502
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,229
-GRAHAM: Great.
-Easy there, captain.
503
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:36,864
Troy'll give you nine.
504
00:21:36,998 --> 00:21:38,699
Hit him with a shovel,
he'll still give you nine.
505
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,635
Yeah, he didn't even feel that.
506
00:21:40,768 --> 00:21:43,004
Guy's on Pluto right now.
He'll finish.
507
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:45,773
Keep your ears open,
fellas, this one's gonna
be a barn burner.
508
00:21:45,907 --> 00:21:47,742
-(baseball game
playing on radio)
-Who's playing?
509
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,210
What's the score?
510
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,679
GRAHAM:
It's from 1972.
511
00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:55,082
ANNOUNCER (over radio):
Breaking pitch just misses
inside to Robinson.
512
00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:56,584
Two balls, two strikes.
513
00:21:56,717 --> 00:21:58,052
(light Italian music
playing over speakers)
514
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:00,087
MALLINARI (over P.A.):
One dollar colas.
515
00:22:00,221 --> 00:22:01,856
Sausage.
516
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,390
Pepperoni.
517
00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:05,293
Cheese.
518
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,696
Right here, right now.
519
00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:11,999
Grandma Mallinari's
famous recipe.
520
00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:15,036
Grand slam
with a slice today.
521
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,673
Crispy crust. Dough.
522
00:22:18,806 --> 00:22:20,541
-LOUIS: Strike three!
-JOHN: That's it, baby!
523
00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:22,677
-JOHN: There we go!
-MAN: You're okay.
524
00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:24,011
JOHN:
That's one, boys!
525
00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:26,013
Front of the box, kid.
Shake it off.
526
00:22:26,147 --> 00:22:28,516
MALLINARI: Nice and red,
the way Nonna made it.
527
00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:30,284
(Italian music
continues playing)
528
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,886
Eh.
529
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,855
MAN 1: Hey, you think
you're gonna grab a slice later?
530
00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:35,790
-KEVIN: Eh.
-LOUIS: Ball.
531
00:22:35,923 --> 00:22:37,725
-MAN 2: C'mon, Blue!
-KEVIN: Not if I don't
pay for it.
532
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:39,961
They're fresh, hot and ready.
533
00:22:40,094 --> 00:22:41,762
Sounds like
your girlfriend, Kev!
534
00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:43,931
-(dog barking in distance)
-MAN 3: Wait for yours.
535
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,968
LOUIS:
One ball, two strikes.
536
00:22:48,769 --> 00:22:51,672
I'm sorry, Kev. You know
I'm just screwing around.
537
00:22:51,806 --> 00:22:54,175
-KEVIN: Just rude, Bobby.
-Okay.
538
00:22:54,308 --> 00:22:55,810
That's just rude.
539
00:22:56,744 --> 00:22:57,945
LOUIS:
Full count!
540
00:22:58,079 --> 00:22:59,647
Bobby...
541
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:01,082
You gonna get us a pie later?
542
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:04,285
-For the last game?
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
543
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,485
What do you like on it?
544
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,555
BOBBY:
I was thinking cheese?
545
00:23:07,688 --> 00:23:09,023
Yeah, Bobby,
you seem like a fruit...
546
00:23:09,156 --> 00:23:10,892
-(bat strikes ball)
-...on pizza kind of guy.
547
00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:12,093
Oh, Mother McCree.
548
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:13,828
AP SHORTSTOP: Cut off,
cut off at second!
549
00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:15,663
-MAN 4: Dig it out!
-JOHN: Move your ass, Chuck!
550
00:23:15,796 --> 00:23:17,698
GLEN:
Do I go? Do I go?
551
00:23:17,832 --> 00:23:19,533
GLEN:
Who's the third base coach?
552
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:21,302
Who's the third base
coach?
553
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:23,871
Who's the third base...
554
00:23:24,005 --> 00:23:25,273
coach?
555
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,109
JOHN: Your mother moves faster
than you, you asshole!
556
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:30,378
ED: What are you,
a bunch of fucking ballerinas?
557
00:23:30,511 --> 00:23:32,046
Make the plays!
558
00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:34,715
-MAN: That's it.
-GLEN: Thanks.
559
00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:36,050
GLEN:
Well, shit.
560
00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:38,853
I guess I'll be
my own third base coach.
561
00:23:41,756 --> 00:23:43,490
AP SHORTSTOP:
Watch him, Preston.
562
00:23:43,624 --> 00:23:44,992
All right, Murray.
563
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,896
As the third base coach,
here are the secret signs.
564
00:23:49,931 --> 00:23:52,166
Well, Coach Glen,
what does that mean?
565
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,468
It means
that on any passed ball,
566
00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:57,405
we're gonna steal home.
567
00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:58,706
Well, Coach Glen,
you must think
568
00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,574
I'm some kind
of fast spring ch--
569
00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:03,644
-LOUIS: He's out!
-Fuck, Glen!
570
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,146
What are you, six?
571
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:06,814
Goofy son of a bitch.
572
00:24:06,948 --> 00:24:09,183
JOHN: All right, boys,
keep it up, let's go!
573
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,885
Last game.
574
00:24:11,018 --> 00:24:12,753
Dickhead.
575
00:24:12,887 --> 00:24:14,188
MALLINARI (over P.A.):
Six dollars a pie.
576
00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:15,856
FRANNY:
Another zero.
577
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:18,626
All the toppings
you could ever want.
578
00:24:19,894 --> 00:24:22,363
One dollar colas.
579
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,497
Sausage. Pepperoni.
580
00:24:24,632 --> 00:24:25,900
MAN:
That's a pretty cloud.
581
00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:27,568
Cheese.
582
00:24:27,702 --> 00:24:29,971
Right here, right now.
583
00:24:30,104 --> 00:24:31,372
PLAYER:
Let's go, Troy.
584
00:24:31,505 --> 00:24:32,707
Grandma Mallinari's
585
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,474
famous recipe.
586
00:24:34,608 --> 00:24:37,111
Grand slam
with a slice today.
587
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:41,916
Red peppers. Green peppers.
588
00:24:42,049 --> 00:24:44,752
Nice and red,
the way Nonna made it.
589
00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:50,057
Crispy crust.
590
00:24:50,191 --> 00:24:51,792
(sighs)
591
00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:54,762
Extra hot. Extra cheesy.
592
00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:58,232
Right here. Right now.
593
00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:00,301
You play ball, kid?
594
00:25:00,434 --> 00:25:01,402
Yeah.
595
00:25:01,535 --> 00:25:02,770
Red peppers.
596
00:25:02,903 --> 00:25:04,505
Do yourself a favor.
597
00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:05,606
Don't.
598
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,008
Artichoke hearts.
599
00:25:07,141 --> 00:25:08,709
LOUIS (in distance):
Strike! You're out!
600
00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:10,745
$1.50 a slice.
601
00:25:10,878 --> 00:25:12,947
Six dollars a pie.
602
00:25:14,081 --> 00:25:15,783
Go get me a pack of smokes,
will ya?
603
00:25:15,916 --> 00:25:18,819
Ice cold colas, one dollar.
604
00:25:18,953 --> 00:25:21,856
MALLINARI: I've been thinking
about retirement.
605
00:25:22,923 --> 00:25:25,226
Or at least getting out
on the road.
606
00:25:27,261 --> 00:25:28,763
Driving,
607
00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:31,499
driving this truck,
608
00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:32,833
maybe...
609
00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:35,803
all the way to the desert.
610
00:25:35,936 --> 00:25:39,940
To New Mexico. To Montana.
611
00:25:40,074 --> 00:25:41,876
LOUIS:
Strike three!
612
00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:45,446
(bat clatters on ground)
613
00:25:45,579 --> 00:25:47,014
I can't fucking bat
614
00:25:47,148 --> 00:25:49,316
with the fucking hoagie opera
out there.
615
00:25:49,450 --> 00:25:51,052
MAN:
I got this, D!
616
00:25:51,185 --> 00:25:52,853
MALLINARI (over P.A.):
Six dollars a pie.
617
00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:55,356
Fuckin' shit.
618
00:25:55,489 --> 00:25:57,324
This has gotta be hell
on your diet, dude.
619
00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:58,559
(groaning)
620
00:25:58,692 --> 00:25:59,760
Why don't you take
a cheat day?
621
00:25:59,894 --> 00:26:01,595
You know,
get something to eat?
622
00:26:01,729 --> 00:26:02,830
Pepperoni.
623
00:26:02,963 --> 00:26:04,932
(whispers)
He must be starving.
624
00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:06,700
I got something
for you.
625
00:26:06,834 --> 00:26:10,004
Ah. Little snack
for my big guy.
626
00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:11,472
Oh. Oh--
627
00:26:11,605 --> 00:26:15,176
You two are a fuckin regular
Laurel and Hardy, aren't ya?
628
00:26:15,309 --> 00:26:16,477
Are you hungry, Howie?
629
00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:18,412
No, I don't think so.
630
00:26:18,547 --> 00:26:19,780
-No?
-No.
631
00:26:19,914 --> 00:26:21,516
I'm just saying,
Mr. Mallinari is here
632
00:26:21,649 --> 00:26:23,384
and I can get you a pizza
if you want one.
633
00:26:23,518 --> 00:26:25,119
(laughs)
634
00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:27,455
Pizza. We don't eat pizza
at ballgames.
635
00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:28,789
-Really?
-Hot dogs.
636
00:26:28,923 --> 00:26:30,257
Eaten a lot of hot dogs
in your day?
637
00:26:30,391 --> 00:26:33,694
Oh, loads and loads
of, uh, hot dogs, really.
638
00:26:33,828 --> 00:26:37,231
Uh, ball fields,
diners.
639
00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:40,101
Probably ate
at all the diners in town.
640
00:26:40,234 --> 00:26:43,838
And they're mostly gone now,
the diners.
641
00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:46,340
But hot dogs
will always be here.
642
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,042
And that's a good thing.
643
00:26:48,175 --> 00:26:49,977
Nobody knows this,
but our town
644
00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:52,079
is the only town in the region
that has triangular manholes.
645
00:26:52,213 --> 00:26:54,215
JOHN: All right,
guys up there, watch the ball.
646
00:26:54,348 --> 00:26:55,749
No shit.
647
00:26:55,883 --> 00:26:57,852
MALLINARI (over P.A.):
Mr. Mallinari's pizza.
648
00:26:57,985 --> 00:27:00,921
What shape
does everyone else use?
649
00:27:01,055 --> 00:27:02,423
Circular.
650
00:27:02,557 --> 00:27:03,457
Sausage.
651
00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:04,792
I had no idea there was
652
00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:06,994
a baseball field right here.
653
00:27:07,128 --> 00:27:09,697
I've been driving this
all around.
654
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:11,533
Main Street in Wooten.
655
00:27:11,665 --> 00:27:12,800
Keene Pond Park.
656
00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:14,201
LOUIS (in distance):
Strike two!
657
00:27:14,335 --> 00:27:15,769
What do they need
a school for?
658
00:27:15,903 --> 00:27:19,373
I mean, you know...
659
00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:22,643
To learn, I guess.
But kids learn on the job.
660
00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:24,245
I mean,
they don't need a school,
661
00:27:24,378 --> 00:27:27,081
you know, practical day in
and day out kind of thing.
662
00:27:27,214 --> 00:27:29,116
Flipping burgers,
663
00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:32,253
cooking hot dogs
at hot dog stands.
664
00:27:32,386 --> 00:27:34,455
Sausage.
665
00:27:34,589 --> 00:27:36,157
Pepperoni.
666
00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:37,758
Cheese.
667
00:27:37,892 --> 00:27:39,561
I hate this goddamn business.
668
00:27:39,693 --> 00:27:41,495
(Italian music continues
over P.A.)
669
00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:42,963
(bat strikes ball)
670
00:27:43,097 --> 00:27:44,331
...famous recipe.
671
00:27:44,465 --> 00:27:45,933
MAN 1: That's you, Bill!
That's you, Bill!
672
00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:47,401
-MAN 2: Let's go, big man!
-MAN 1: Hey!
673
00:27:47,536 --> 00:27:50,471
-(bat strikes ball)
-FRANNY: Well done.
674
00:27:50,605 --> 00:27:52,873
Circles?
675
00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:54,808
So the workers could
roll them.
676
00:27:54,942 --> 00:27:57,444
FRANNY: The foundry made
triangular manholes in the '20s.
677
00:27:57,579 --> 00:27:59,480
If you get your hands on one,
you could probably command
678
00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:01,282
a high bid at an auction.
679
00:28:01,415 --> 00:28:04,251
Some people say it reminds them
of the recycling symbol,
680
00:28:04,385 --> 00:28:06,655
but every year they replace
a few more with the circulars.
681
00:28:06,787 --> 00:28:09,957
Just another thing to write
into the history books.
682
00:28:11,792 --> 00:28:13,994
BOBBY:
Huh, truck's leaving.
683
00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:16,397
AP SHORTSTOP:
Hey, right at him, four.
684
00:28:16,531 --> 00:28:19,233
(players chattering)
685
00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:20,801
NARRATOR 1 (over radio):
We've got 'em at Jumpin' Aces
686
00:28:20,935 --> 00:28:22,069
Bar and Grill.
687
00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:23,737
Cheeseburger sliders
688
00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:24,972
and shooters of the hard stuff.
689
00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:26,608
Pick your poison.
690
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:29,644
And all season long,
we've got cowboy sliders.
691
00:28:29,777 --> 00:28:31,011
That's right.
692
00:28:31,145 --> 00:28:32,514
They've got an onion ring
on 'em.
693
00:28:32,647 --> 00:28:34,281
NARRATOR 2: You can lead
a horse to water.
694
00:28:34,415 --> 00:28:37,218
But you can lead a man
to Jumpin' Aces.
695
00:28:37,351 --> 00:28:39,220
Nice meeting you.
696
00:28:42,323 --> 00:28:44,959
(church bell tolling
in distance)
697
00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:48,563
MAN: You think bunt
was named after somebody?
698
00:28:48,697 --> 00:28:50,998
I knew someone in high school
named Terry Foul.
699
00:28:51,131 --> 00:28:53,100
Where's he off to?
700
00:28:53,234 --> 00:28:54,802
Beats me.
701
00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:56,737
But if I had to guess,
702
00:28:56,870 --> 00:29:01,408
Suzie Q's probably dragging him
off to Niagara Falls again.
703
00:29:01,543 --> 00:29:04,445
No way I could focus
if my wife was here.
704
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:07,616
Yeah.
705
00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,049
That's probably why...
706
00:29:09,183 --> 00:29:11,919
he never goes and plays
where it matters.
707
00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:13,988
If I was him,
708
00:29:14,121 --> 00:29:16,023
I'd go play in Florida.
709
00:29:18,025 --> 00:29:19,360
Yeah. Get in front
of the guys
710
00:29:19,493 --> 00:29:21,895
that can make something
happen for him.
711
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,298
Fuckin' shame.
712
00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:25,567
Kid's got what it takes.
713
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,735
MAN 1:
Let's go, Graham.
714
00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:28,335
MAN 2:
Let's go, Graham.
715
00:29:28,469 --> 00:29:33,173
ED: Well, here,
it's just one big backyard.
716
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,678
My backyard.
717
00:29:36,810 --> 00:29:38,879
Till fuckin Graham builds
that school.
718
00:29:39,013 --> 00:29:40,981
MAN 1:
One down.
719
00:29:41,115 --> 00:29:44,985
Then this dugout becomes
an...art class.
720
00:29:45,119 --> 00:29:47,921
With fuckin' easels.
721
00:29:50,391 --> 00:29:52,359
Then it's off
to Dustice.
722
00:29:52,493 --> 00:29:53,827
Hm.
723
00:29:55,362 --> 00:29:57,532
Well, maybe they'll get married
and they'll have a kid
724
00:29:57,666 --> 00:30:00,901
that goes to school here
and they can draw a painting
725
00:30:01,035 --> 00:30:03,203
of me pitching nine innings
726
00:30:03,337 --> 00:30:05,406
and hittin' a walk off homer.
727
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:06,473
Yeah.
728
00:30:06,608 --> 00:30:07,642
(bat strikes ball)
729
00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:09,376
MAN 4:
Motherfucker's out.
730
00:30:09,511 --> 00:30:10,978
-Nice out.
-(players clapping)
731
00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:13,414
(commercial playing indistinctly
over radio)
732
00:30:15,784 --> 00:30:16,984
(church bell tolling)
733
00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:18,452
FRANNY:
"It's getting late early."
734
00:30:18,586 --> 00:30:20,321
(Franny scoffs)
735
00:30:20,454 --> 00:30:22,056
Yogi Berra.
736
00:30:27,094 --> 00:30:29,963
Ed keeps saying
he's gonna go nine.
737
00:30:30,097 --> 00:30:31,865
You think
you're pitching today?
738
00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,602
I don't think
Ed's gonna be very good
739
00:30:34,736 --> 00:30:35,869
the next couple innings.
740
00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,338
LOUIS:
Strike!
741
00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:39,607
Oh, good pitch.
742
00:30:39,741 --> 00:30:41,509
It's a good pitch.
743
00:30:41,643 --> 00:30:44,178
I was looking at the catcher.
I don't like his framing.
744
00:30:44,311 --> 00:30:46,947
But he probably threw
a curveball,
745
00:30:47,081 --> 00:30:48,982
which is
the right move.
746
00:30:49,116 --> 00:30:51,018
Yeah, I think it was.
747
00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:52,319
Oh, definitely.
748
00:30:52,453 --> 00:30:53,420
Curvey.
749
00:30:53,555 --> 00:30:55,189
(church bell tolling)
750
00:30:55,322 --> 00:30:57,257
(sighs)
751
00:30:57,391 --> 00:30:59,226
(man speaking indistinctly
over radio)
752
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,196
Ed throws pretty fast.
He looks good to me.
753
00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:04,231
If Ed were 19,
he could get that fastball
754
00:31:04,365 --> 00:31:07,301
up to 83, 85,
with decent command.
755
00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:11,773
But he's gotta grunt to get
to 75 because he's old.
756
00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:14,942
-(bat strikes ball)
-Oh, you fucking kidding me?
757
00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:16,611
-MAN 1: Get under it!
-MAN 2: Get there, John!
758
00:31:16,745 --> 00:31:18,145
Walk, walk. Walk, walk.
759
00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:21,248
-Ah, Jesus!
-LOUIS: Two down.
760
00:31:21,382 --> 00:31:23,283
DEREK:
He should throw slower.
761
00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,319
You can tell that
that pitch is gonna be
coming out of his hands.
762
00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:26,887
Good hustle, man,
good hustle.
763
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:29,089
I need to be put down.
764
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:30,792
I still haven't seen you
throw that weird pitch
765
00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:32,694
that Tim was
telling me about.
766
00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:34,395
I throw it sometimes.
767
00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:36,096
I've been here
a few games now.
768
00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:37,898
I don't think I've seen it.
It's a curveball?
769
00:31:38,031 --> 00:31:38,966
Eephus.
770
00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:40,401
God bless you.
771
00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:45,607
Sorry.
What, what is it?
772
00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:48,208
The Eephus pitch is a type
of curveball that is pitched
773
00:31:48,342 --> 00:31:51,846
so unnaturally slow
that it confuses the batter,
774
00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:54,582
and he swings too early
or too late.
775
00:31:54,716 --> 00:31:56,818
You lob it so it looks
like a curveball...
776
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,620
-...but you give it no power--
-(bat strikes ball)
777
00:31:58,753 --> 00:32:00,822
-Double if he can leg this out.
-(players clamoring)
778
00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:02,423
I wish I was sitting down too.
779
00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:04,391
-RICH: Take three! Send him!
-JOHN: Hit the cut!
780
00:32:04,526 --> 00:32:06,561
JOHN:
Go to second! Fuck!
781
00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:09,963
So it's like a curveball
with no power?
782
00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:12,834
DEREK: Your elbow stays
in the same place
783
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:14,501
that it would
for your curveball.
784
00:32:14,636 --> 00:32:16,103
And you tell the batter
with your hips
785
00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:17,572
that you're throwing hard.
786
00:32:17,705 --> 00:32:19,072
Everybody on the field
787
00:32:19,206 --> 00:32:21,175
is expecting a meatball.
788
00:32:21,308 --> 00:32:24,612
So I give them
a weird meatball.
789
00:32:24,746 --> 00:32:26,113
I throw it right,
790
00:32:26,246 --> 00:32:28,148
and the pitch looks like
it stops in mid air.
791
00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:30,150
-MAN 3: Run! Run!
-MAN 4: Whoo!
792
00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:32,486
-MAN 5: Yeah!
-DEREK: Ed's doing bad.
793
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:35,022
-COOPER: Ah, c'mon.
-JOHN: Move your ass, Chuck!
794
00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:37,057
COOPER:
We're down two now.
795
00:32:37,191 --> 00:32:39,761
COOPER:
That would suck if we lost
the last game of this park.
796
00:32:39,894 --> 00:32:40,895
RUNNER:
Goddamn it.
797
00:32:41,028 --> 00:32:42,664
You'd get over it.
798
00:32:42,797 --> 00:32:44,298
It's almost Halloween.
799
00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:46,200
Yeah, that's why you
gotta throw the Eephus pitch.
800
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:48,603
Give the field
the sendoff it deserves.
801
00:32:52,005 --> 00:32:54,509
Oh! Hey, I think,
uh, uh, uh,
802
00:32:54,642 --> 00:32:56,076
Ed just threw an Eephus.
803
00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:59,079
He threw a bad slow pitch.
804
00:32:59,213 --> 00:33:00,447
Yeah, that's...
805
00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:02,684
Isn't that
what an Eephus is?
806
00:33:02,817 --> 00:33:04,384
Maybe if Ed throws it.
807
00:33:05,118 --> 00:33:06,420
(dramatic theme playing)
808
00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:08,388
You can tell
when it's an Eephus.
809
00:33:08,523 --> 00:33:11,158
It stays in the air forever.
810
00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:13,628
You get bored watching it.
811
00:33:13,761 --> 00:33:15,128
I get bored.
812
00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:17,397
And the hitter does,
so he tries
813
00:33:17,532 --> 00:33:20,702
to swing at it like normal.
814
00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:22,469
But it's already past him,
815
00:33:22,604 --> 00:33:24,639
or it waits
until he's done swinging.
816
00:33:25,974 --> 00:33:27,007
The Eephus makes him
817
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,710
lose track of time.
818
00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:31,579
It's pretty mean that way.
819
00:33:33,982 --> 00:33:35,115
LOUIS:
Strike three.
820
00:33:35,249 --> 00:33:36,651
Batter's out.
821
00:33:36,784 --> 00:33:39,219
I like that.
It's kind of like baseball.
822
00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:41,221
I'm looking around
for something to happen.
823
00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:43,691
-(bats clattering in distance)
-Then poof, game's over.
824
00:33:43,825 --> 00:33:45,960
JOHN: All right, guys,
let's keep this going.
825
00:33:46,093 --> 00:33:48,863
(suspenseful theme playing)
826
00:33:48,997 --> 00:33:51,599
(tropical bird squawking)
827
00:34:02,109 --> 00:34:03,611
(echoing)
Boo-ya!
828
00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:16,256
(footsteps echoing)
829
00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:29,102
(thumps on plate echoing)
830
00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:31,405
MAN: All right,
get this guy out, come on.
831
00:34:31,539 --> 00:34:33,173
LOUIS:
Play ball!
832
00:34:35,777 --> 00:34:37,745
Hey, Wilton. Wilton!
833
00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:39,313
Check this out.
834
00:34:40,582 --> 00:34:42,016
Pizza!
835
00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:45,620
Hot, fresh pizza!
836
00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:47,922
Sausage.
837
00:34:48,056 --> 00:34:50,058
RICH (in distance):
Onions.
838
00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:52,760
-RICH: Pepperoni!
-Marinara.
839
00:34:52,894 --> 00:34:54,127
RICH:
Extra cheese!
840
00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:55,964
White Alfredo sauce.
841
00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:57,065
Anchovies.
842
00:34:57,197 --> 00:34:58,700
-LOUIS: Strike.
-Ass!
843
00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,167
That's all right,
wait for yours, D.
844
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:01,970
It's all right, D.
845
00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:03,771
RICH:
Green peppers.
846
00:35:03,905 --> 00:35:05,205
Extra cheese!
847
00:35:05,339 --> 00:35:08,042
-Portabella mushrooms!
-RICH: Mushrooms!
848
00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:09,544
Pulled pork!
849
00:35:09,677 --> 00:35:12,179
-PRESTON: Fresh mozzarella.
-Hot, fresh pizza.
850
00:35:12,312 --> 00:35:13,681
Parmesan cheese.
851
00:35:13,815 --> 00:35:16,084
-CHUCK: Macadamia nuts.
-GLEN: Spicy!
852
00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:17,217
-PRESTON: Marinara!
-RICH: Pine nuts!
853
00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:18,853
GLEN:
Pepperoni!
854
00:35:18,987 --> 00:35:20,253
LOUIS:
Strike two.
855
00:35:20,387 --> 00:35:21,589
(players yelling out
ingredients)
856
00:35:21,723 --> 00:35:23,024
Not a lot wrong
with that one, D.
857
00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:24,157
-RICH: Extra cheese!
-(laughing)
858
00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:25,893
GLEN:
Sausage!
859
00:35:26,027 --> 00:35:27,394
Meatball sub.
860
00:35:27,528 --> 00:35:28,630
Lasagna.
861
00:35:28,763 --> 00:35:29,864
Gabagool.
862
00:35:29,998 --> 00:35:31,899
-Soppressata.
-I'll crack your nose, kid.
863
00:35:32,033 --> 00:35:33,367
LOUIS:
Fellas...
864
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,503
-Right through that damn mask.
-LOUIS: Time!
865
00:35:35,637 --> 00:35:38,438
Fellas! Am I in a deli?
866
00:35:38,573 --> 00:35:39,907
Is this a meat market?
867
00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:41,876
Am I selling you ham?
868
00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:44,012
Cut the shit and play.
869
00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:46,114
GARRETT:
You like pizza on ham?
870
00:35:46,246 --> 00:35:47,247
Pizza on ham?
871
00:35:47,381 --> 00:35:48,816
Ham on pizza.
872
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:50,350
Yeah, it's pretty good.
873
00:35:50,484 --> 00:35:52,787
Hey, ah, Blue,
did you call A4 yet?
874
00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:57,190
(makes sneezing sound)
Pizza!
875
00:35:57,324 --> 00:35:59,326
-Dead ball!
-Who made that fuckin' noise?
876
00:35:59,459 --> 00:36:01,763
-SEVERAL PLAYERS: Hey, hey!
-Take your base!
877
00:36:03,765 --> 00:36:05,465
Go rub it, man.
878
00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,300
Careful, Garrett.
879
00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:09,403
(players chattering)
880
00:36:11,072 --> 00:36:12,607
Put 'er there,
buddy.
881
00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:16,544
You got any more chants,
big guy?
882
00:36:16,678 --> 00:36:17,779
No, sir.
883
00:36:17,912 --> 00:36:18,946
Just goofin'.
884
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:21,716
-(ball hitting cage wall)
-JOHN: There it is.
885
00:36:21,849 --> 00:36:23,350
JOHN: That's a piece.
Straighten that out.
886
00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:26,087
(player yelling indistinctly)
887
00:36:26,219 --> 00:36:29,023
Just horsing around,
that's all.
888
00:36:29,157 --> 00:36:30,758
You know, it's, uh...
889
00:36:30,892 --> 00:36:32,225
it's important to have
fun when we're out here--
890
00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:33,561
-GLEN: Ah, shit!
-MAN 1: He's goin'!
891
00:36:33,695 --> 00:36:36,631
MAN 2:
Go, go, go! Move, move, move!
892
00:36:36,764 --> 00:36:39,634
-MAN 3: All right!
-By a mile, asshole.
893
00:36:40,635 --> 00:36:43,004
You're not third base
coaching?
894
00:36:43,137 --> 00:36:46,674
No, he'll just ignore
all my signs, no matter what.
895
00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:53,014
But he's quick.
896
00:36:53,147 --> 00:36:55,149
He'll do just fine.
897
00:36:55,282 --> 00:36:57,185
I used to be pretty fast
in my heyday.
898
00:36:57,317 --> 00:37:00,121
ED (laughs):
If you say so.
899
00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:02,222
But I think this is it for me.
900
00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,224
They got a league
in Dustice.
901
00:37:04,357 --> 00:37:05,425
No, Miss Anna.
902
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,828
What's wrong
with Dustice?
903
00:37:06,961 --> 00:37:08,361
-(bat strikes ball)
-LOUIS: Full count!
904
00:37:08,495 --> 00:37:10,665
ED: Problem with Dustice,
it's too far.
905
00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:12,934
Game's are
at weird hours.
906
00:37:13,067 --> 00:37:14,102
The place sucks.
907
00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:15,103
It's like
half little league,
908
00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,403
half farmers market.
909
00:37:16,537 --> 00:37:18,271
And don't forget
that septic issue too.
910
00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:19,473
You make it
all the way out there,
911
00:37:19,607 --> 00:37:20,842
I wouldn't play
third base.
912
00:37:20,975 --> 00:37:22,442
Heh. Or left field.
913
00:37:22,577 --> 00:37:24,311
JOHN:
Whole fuckin' town stinks!
914
00:37:24,444 --> 00:37:28,116
-JOHN: Fuckin' Dustice.
-Fuckin' Dustice.
915
00:37:28,248 --> 00:37:29,584
Ooh.
916
00:37:29,717 --> 00:37:31,119
Sir Glen Lights
the Sky Up.
917
00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:34,321
Look who it is.
(laughs)
918
00:37:34,454 --> 00:37:36,591
What's in the box?
919
00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:39,392
One more.
920
00:37:43,865 --> 00:37:45,166
Heard you brought
some sky heat.
921
00:37:45,298 --> 00:37:46,868
Little aerial TNT.
922
00:37:48,736 --> 00:37:49,871
Huh?
923
00:37:50,004 --> 00:37:51,839
MAN: He only gives one ball
or two a count.
924
00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:55,843
Sky heat.
925
00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:58,679
(speaking quietly)
Ahh. Oh, yeah.
926
00:37:58,813 --> 00:38:00,782
I got the whole show
planned for after.
927
00:38:00,915 --> 00:38:03,483
We got everything going off
in sequential order.
928
00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:07,088
I light one
and then we let it go up.
929
00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:08,656
And the next one
starts going off,
930
00:38:08,790 --> 00:38:10,490
and by the time
that's done...
931
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:12,794
-...light the third,
the whole bunch.
-You gonna fuck each other blue?
932
00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:14,461
Jesus, Bobby,
go to second!
933
00:38:14,595 --> 00:38:16,531
(whispers)
Just go ahead, you know.
934
00:38:19,734 --> 00:38:22,036
-Nice goatee, John.
-Shut up, Glen.
935
00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:24,304
Bases loaded, Linda.
936
00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:26,339
Kids might wanna see it.
937
00:38:33,581 --> 00:38:34,916
-(bat strikes ball)
-ED: Go! Go! No!
938
00:38:35,049 --> 00:38:37,151
ED: Get back! Get back!
Get back! Get back!
939
00:38:37,285 --> 00:38:39,987
ED: Go. Go, go, go, go!
Let's go!
940
00:38:40,121 --> 00:38:42,223
-LOUIS: He's out!
-JOHN: Nice pepper!
941
00:38:42,355 --> 00:38:43,423
GARRETT:
Whoo!
942
00:38:43,558 --> 00:38:45,226
Let's go, Logan!
943
00:38:45,358 --> 00:38:46,527
Let's go, baby!
944
00:38:46,661 --> 00:38:49,130
-Attaboy!
-(player laughs)
945
00:38:49,263 --> 00:38:50,865
GRAHAM:
Let's go, boys.
946
00:38:50,998 --> 00:38:53,267
Troy got us out of a jam.
Now let's pick him up.
947
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,969
You've seen this guy's pitches.
948
00:38:55,102 --> 00:38:57,271
Time up that curveball
and let's hang a ten spot
949
00:38:57,404 --> 00:38:58,673
on these guys.
950
00:38:58,806 --> 00:39:00,908
Four-to-two ball game.
Expand that lead.
951
00:39:01,042 --> 00:39:02,610
-Yeah.
-MAN 1: Everybody hits, guys.
952
00:39:02,743 --> 00:39:04,312
-MAN 1: Let's go.
-MAN 2: Let's go.
953
00:39:04,444 --> 00:39:06,379
(players chattering)
954
00:39:07,882 --> 00:39:10,117
MAN 3:
This is it. Now lead it off.
955
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:12,920
MAN 4:
Oh, yeah.
956
00:39:13,054 --> 00:39:14,789
MAN 5:
Let's go, Bill, start us up.
957
00:39:14,922 --> 00:39:17,992
(old baseball game continues
playing over radio indistinctly)
958
00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:20,360
You think Graham actually
gives a shit about this game?
959
00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:22,763
-Do you?
-Yeah, as much as anybody.
960
00:39:22,897 --> 00:39:24,866
But him? Mm.
961
00:39:24,999 --> 00:39:26,399
Company man.
962
00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:29,503
Derek and I know
company men.
963
00:39:30,838 --> 00:39:32,807
Military's full of 'em.
964
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:34,542
Pricks.
965
00:39:34,675 --> 00:39:35,776
I--I don't know.
966
00:39:35,910 --> 00:39:37,578
I mean, he does
all the coaching.
967
00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:39,680
The guy works hard
for the cause.
968
00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:43,050
The cause?
969
00:39:43,184 --> 00:39:45,086
You know
about the cause?
970
00:39:46,587 --> 00:39:49,790
Nah, you're too young.
971
00:39:49,924 --> 00:39:51,726
It's all combat.
972
00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,528
Life.
973
00:39:54,662 --> 00:39:57,098
This game.
974
00:39:57,231 --> 00:39:59,399
Combat.
975
00:39:59,533 --> 00:40:01,969
Going to the store.
976
00:40:02,103 --> 00:40:03,571
Combat.
977
00:40:04,872 --> 00:40:07,041
Picking up your kids
from school.
978
00:40:08,276 --> 00:40:09,610
Combat.
979
00:40:11,979 --> 00:40:13,614
Going to see
your 90-year-old grandmother
980
00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:15,116
in the hospital dying
981
00:40:15,249 --> 00:40:17,417
of stage four uterine cancer?
982
00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:20,554
That's not combat.
983
00:40:20,688 --> 00:40:22,089
That's love.
984
00:40:22,223 --> 00:40:23,691
Sarge, you dying out here?
You're giving a speech
985
00:40:23,824 --> 00:40:25,826
like you just got shot.
986
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,397
When I go to the doctor,
that's definitely combat.
987
00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:31,799
(laughter)
988
00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:33,534
Alright, Bill.
Get it started now.
989
00:40:33,668 --> 00:40:34,635
MAN 1:
Let's go, Bill!
990
00:40:34,769 --> 00:40:36,704
(player claps)
991
00:40:40,107 --> 00:40:41,008
(Ed groans)
992
00:40:41,142 --> 00:40:42,677
BILL:
Ed, was that ball four?
993
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:44,111
So you do want
to get hit again, huh?
994
00:40:44,245 --> 00:40:45,713
BILL (laughs):
No.
995
00:40:45,846 --> 00:40:47,515
-(bat clatters)
-BILL: Joe, getting on base
996
00:40:47,648 --> 00:40:49,116
for real this time.
997
00:40:50,217 --> 00:40:51,419
ED:
Fuckin' half wit.
998
00:40:51,552 --> 00:40:52,920
AP SHORTSTOP:
Watch your mouth, Ed.
999
00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:54,522
Kids are around.
1000
00:40:56,958 --> 00:41:00,061
I went to one
of my friend Edward's games.
1001
00:41:03,164 --> 00:41:05,333
These guys aren't much better
than them.
1002
00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:07,902
(church belling tolling)
1003
00:41:10,638 --> 00:41:12,039
All right,
this one's the best guy.
1004
00:41:12,173 --> 00:41:13,507
Watch.
1005
00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:16,077
JOE:
He's the king of the team.
1006
00:41:17,812 --> 00:41:21,481
EDDIE:
No. No, I don't think he is.
1007
00:41:24,752 --> 00:41:26,954
This is the worst day
of his life.
1008
00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:28,789
PLAYER:
Come on, boys, easy out.
1009
00:41:28,923 --> 00:41:30,591
OUTSIDER:
Hey, man.
1010
00:41:30,725 --> 00:41:33,227
Isn't this field
supposed to be empty today?
1011
00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:38,299
How much longer
you guys gonna be?
1012
00:41:38,432 --> 00:41:40,868
We're in the fourth inning.
1013
00:41:41,002 --> 00:41:42,370
KEVIN:
Sorry, man, this game
1014
00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:44,805
was postponed by Hurricane Bob.
1015
00:41:44,939 --> 00:41:47,575
Why do they care so much?
1016
00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:51,979
Don't they have
more important things going on?
1017
00:41:53,881 --> 00:41:56,817
They're just like
plumbers and stuff.
1018
00:41:58,419 --> 00:41:59,987
MAN 1:
Hey!
1019
00:42:00,121 --> 00:42:02,556
JOHN: Ed, you got it, baby,
you got it, baby.
1020
00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:04,225
-MAN 1: Oh!
-(players clamoring)
1021
00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:06,227
-MAN 2: There, boys, let's go!
-JOHN: Two down!
1022
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,828
I've been watching this
for an hour
1023
00:42:07,962 --> 00:42:09,130
and I still
don't understand baseball.
1024
00:42:09,263 --> 00:42:11,098
JOHN:
Fuck you in your butt, Troy.
1025
00:42:11,232 --> 00:42:13,367
OUTSIDER: So you're telling me
we can't even get a practice in
1026
00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:14,402
any time soon?
1027
00:42:14,535 --> 00:42:15,736
Go to Dustice Park.
1028
00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:17,471
That's 30 minutes away.
1029
00:42:17,605 --> 00:42:19,740
Yeah, tell me about it.
1030
00:42:23,844 --> 00:42:26,280
-Any plans this fall?
-Yeah, yeah.
1031
00:42:26,414 --> 00:42:28,382
Thinking about going
to law school, taking the bar.
1032
00:42:28,517 --> 00:42:30,117
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
1033
00:42:31,786 --> 00:42:33,120
(ball smacks mitt)
1034
00:42:34,088 --> 00:42:35,790
You should talk to my son.
1035
00:42:35,923 --> 00:42:37,725
Tell him what a noble profession
that is.
1036
00:42:37,858 --> 00:42:39,060
Yeah, I'd love to.
1037
00:42:39,193 --> 00:42:40,628
He's fucking with you,
Bill.
1038
00:42:40,761 --> 00:42:42,163
He's gonna be gambling
on basketball.
1039
00:42:42,296 --> 00:42:43,898
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't touch the pros.
1040
00:42:44,031 --> 00:42:46,067
The house knows too much.
1041
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,735
College hockey.
1042
00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:50,037
What about you, Bill?
Ever been to Sin City?
1043
00:42:50,171 --> 00:42:52,006
-(bat strikes ball)
-(players clamoring)
1044
00:42:55,544 --> 00:42:56,744
MAN:
Send him! Send him!
1045
00:42:56,877 --> 00:42:59,213
Wait, hold, hold,
hold, Bill, hold!
1046
00:42:59,346 --> 00:43:00,648
Fucking bullshit!
1047
00:43:00,781 --> 00:43:03,050
-Bill had that by a mile!
-Should be 5-2 now.
1048
00:43:03,184 --> 00:43:04,585
You want to win this game
or what, Graham?
1049
00:43:04,718 --> 00:43:06,587
Guys,
I'm the third base coach.
1050
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,189
Oh, yeah, you call the shots,
tough guy.
1051
00:43:08,322 --> 00:43:10,191
Yeah, that's right. Bill would
have been gunned down.
1052
00:43:10,324 --> 00:43:12,259
You got to take him
at his word, fellas.
1053
00:43:12,393 --> 00:43:13,360
His word's why we're losing
1054
00:43:13,494 --> 00:43:14,929
the whole goddamn field, Bill.
1055
00:43:15,062 --> 00:43:16,630
Time!
1056
00:43:16,764 --> 00:43:19,133
RICH:
Fucking idiot. Fuck.
1057
00:43:19,266 --> 00:43:20,234
He is right.
1058
00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:21,836
(sighs)
1059
00:43:25,206 --> 00:43:26,575
MAN:
Oh, boy.
1060
00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:27,808
I don't know why
they're shitting a brick.
1061
00:43:27,942 --> 00:43:29,810
D and Tim had the relay.
1062
00:43:29,944 --> 00:43:32,279
Maybe.
But we were lucky there.
1063
00:43:32,413 --> 00:43:33,681
Yeah.
1064
00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:36,684
How you feeling anyway?
1065
00:43:36,817 --> 00:43:38,319
Your arm hurt?
Your back stiff?
1066
00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:39,588
Your balls sweaty?
1067
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,255
-(chuckles)
-Losing a little zip
1068
00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:43,525
on the fastball
the last couple innings.
1069
00:43:43,657 --> 00:43:45,326
Between you and me,
I've been better.
1070
00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:47,061
Mm.
1071
00:43:47,194 --> 00:43:48,963
Hey, uh...
1072
00:43:49,096 --> 00:43:50,297
we should put Merritt in.
1073
00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:52,133
I'm giving you nine.
1074
00:43:52,266 --> 00:43:54,768
All right.
I'm just saying Merritt's there.
1075
00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:01,075
(ball smacks glove)
1076
00:44:02,511 --> 00:44:03,777
I'm still giving you nine.
1077
00:44:03,911 --> 00:44:05,713
He's got more in the tank,
jackoff.
1078
00:44:05,846 --> 00:44:07,915
All right.
If you say so.
1079
00:44:08,883 --> 00:44:10,751
-You're the boss.
-(sighs)
1080
00:44:13,087 --> 00:44:17,691
Hey, um, just don't pitch
to this next guy, huh?
1081
00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:19,660
Don't worry,
I know what I'm doing.
1082
00:44:20,529 --> 00:44:22,229
(players chattering in distance)
1083
00:44:40,981 --> 00:44:43,083
I'm not pitching to him.
1084
00:44:43,217 --> 00:44:45,719
LOUIS:
That's not the way it works.
1085
00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:46,954
I'm not pitching to him.
1086
00:44:47,087 --> 00:44:49,723
Go ahead, man.
Take your base.
1087
00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:51,692
JOHN:
Don't look at him. Go to first.
1088
00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,327
ED:
Go on.
1089
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:54,828
-I don't feel like it.
-GARRETT: Way to go, Derek.
1090
00:44:54,962 --> 00:44:56,030
LOUIS:
All right, who's up?
1091
00:44:56,163 --> 00:44:57,398
GARRETT:
Coach Graham's up.
1092
00:44:57,532 --> 00:44:58,533
(man laughs)
1093
00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:00,234
And I'm coaching third.
1094
00:45:00,367 --> 00:45:03,605
All right, Bill Belinda.
Let's get you home.
1095
00:45:03,737 --> 00:45:06,040
WILTON: All right,
big opportunity here, fellas.
1096
00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:07,509
C'mon, Graham, let's see
what you got, buddy.
1097
00:45:07,642 --> 00:45:09,810
MAN 1: Wait for yours.
If it's high, let it fly.
1098
00:45:09,944 --> 00:45:11,178
If it's low, let it go.
1099
00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:12,780
-(ball smacks mitt)
-LOUIS: Strike.
1100
00:45:12,913 --> 00:45:15,015
-CATCHER: That's it, baby.
-Come on, Graham.
1101
00:45:15,149 --> 00:45:17,818
Can't hit a thing
if you don't take a swing.
1102
00:45:17,952 --> 00:45:19,486
WILTON:
Come on, boss. Come on, boss.
1103
00:45:19,621 --> 00:45:22,089
-Stay sharp, Bill.
-MAN 1: Give him a ride now.
1104
00:45:22,223 --> 00:45:23,490
-LOUIS: Oh-two!
-JOHN: Nice!
1105
00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:24,858
MAN 2:
Swing and a miss!
1106
00:45:24,992 --> 00:45:26,126
JOHN:
Here we go. One more. One more.
1107
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:27,795
MAN 2:
Felt the breeze from here.
1108
00:45:27,928 --> 00:45:29,096
MAN 3:
Dial it up, Graham.
1109
00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:30,364
GLEN:
Come on, put some wood on it
1110
00:45:30,497 --> 00:45:31,533
if you can find it.
1111
00:45:31,666 --> 00:45:32,534
WILTON:
Opportunity, boss.
1112
00:45:32,667 --> 00:45:33,801
Use a good eye, Graham.
1113
00:45:33,934 --> 00:45:34,935
Show me what you got.
1114
00:45:35,069 --> 00:45:36,770
MAN 4:
Let's go, Ed.
1115
00:45:38,506 --> 00:45:40,407
-Wild pitch!
-Go, go, go! Go, go!
1116
00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:41,775
Hold, hold, Bill, hold.
1117
00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:43,210
What the fuck?
1118
00:45:43,344 --> 00:45:46,013
What the fuck is that, Graham?
1119
00:45:46,146 --> 00:45:47,915
Now you're just trying
to sabotage the whole thing.
1120
00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:49,416
Rich, I started this team.
1121
00:45:49,551 --> 00:45:52,953
Oh, I started this team.
Oh, yeah? Hey, Adler's!
1122
00:45:53,087 --> 00:45:55,356
You guys got a spare jersey
in the dugout?
1123
00:45:55,489 --> 00:45:56,857
Yeah, maybe we could trade
this clown
1124
00:45:56,991 --> 00:45:59,059
-for Tim's brother or something.
-Time!
1125
00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:02,329
Fuck you, Graham!
1126
00:46:03,297 --> 00:46:04,932
BILL:
Calm down, Rich.
1127
00:46:05,065 --> 00:46:06,233
Shut up, Bill.
1128
00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:07,868
GRAHAM:
C'mon, man, we're winning.
1129
00:46:08,002 --> 00:46:08,936
-We can blow this open!
-Fuck you, Graham!
1130
00:46:09,069 --> 00:46:10,170
BILL:
Come on, man.
1131
00:46:10,304 --> 00:46:12,973
LOUIS:
Gentlemen, let's play.
1132
00:46:13,107 --> 00:46:14,275
RICH:
Fuck you, Graham.
1133
00:46:14,408 --> 00:46:16,076
(laughs)
1134
00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:18,912
MAN 2:
You got this, Graham, come on.
1135
00:46:19,046 --> 00:46:20,881
Coming to you guys.
1136
00:46:26,521 --> 00:46:28,155
(players clamoring)
1137
00:46:28,289 --> 00:46:29,423
Yes!
1138
00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:33,227
Infield flies only, huh, Ed?
1139
00:46:35,362 --> 00:46:36,864
MAN 5:
Way to go, way to go!
1140
00:46:36,997 --> 00:46:38,432
LOUIS:
Nice try.
1141
00:46:40,568 --> 00:46:43,804
Mr. Santucci,
tell the folks at home.
1142
00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:45,172
How did
you do it?
1143
00:46:45,306 --> 00:46:47,709
How did you make
the finest defensive play
1144
00:46:47,841 --> 00:46:49,511
in the history
of Soldiers Field?
1145
00:46:49,644 --> 00:46:51,345
-Well, you know, Chuck...
-(car horn honking in distance)
1146
00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:53,213
every great defensive play
starts with shitty pitching
1147
00:46:53,347 --> 00:46:55,750
and Ed Mortanian can throw
with the worst of 'em.
1148
00:46:55,883 --> 00:46:57,217
Had it been
a routine ground ball,
1149
00:46:57,351 --> 00:46:58,986
I might not have had
to bust my knees.
1150
00:46:59,119 --> 00:47:02,423
We need those knees.
And we're here...
1151
00:47:02,557 --> 00:47:04,726
with Coach Ed Mortanian.
1152
00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:06,528
Your pitcher,
Ed Mortanian.
1153
00:47:06,661 --> 00:47:08,530
-(man yelling; horn continues)
-What's missing for him today?
1154
00:47:08,663 --> 00:47:11,131
-Shut up, Chuck. Hold on.
-AL: Hey, come on already!
1155
00:47:11,265 --> 00:47:14,368
You think he's already
looking forward to next season?
1156
00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:17,237
You got your niece's--
at your niece's christening!
1157
00:47:17,371 --> 00:47:19,173
-We've got to attend, c'mon!
-I'm in the middle of something!
1158
00:47:19,306 --> 00:47:22,009
-I'm fuckin' busy!
-It's your niece's christening!
1159
00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:23,977
That's now? Today?
1160
00:47:24,111 --> 00:47:26,880
Twenty goddamn minutes,
goddamn it!
1161
00:47:27,014 --> 00:47:29,316
We already missed lunch
at Margarine's.
1162
00:47:29,450 --> 00:47:31,318
Nah, nah.
Can't they push it back?
1163
00:47:31,452 --> 00:47:33,487
I mean, really?
They gotta do this now?
1164
00:47:33,621 --> 00:47:35,690
-The priest is a busy man!
-(car horn continues honking)
1165
00:47:35,824 --> 00:47:37,625
He has a long line of babies.
1166
00:47:37,759 --> 00:47:40,060
If we don't do it today,
1167
00:47:40,194 --> 00:47:42,096
the baby will be
too fuckin' old!
1168
00:47:42,229 --> 00:47:43,997
So what?
The baby don't care!
1169
00:47:44,131 --> 00:47:45,700
God cares, you asshole!
1170
00:47:45,834 --> 00:47:47,935
What am I gonna wear?
You got a suit for me?
1171
00:47:48,068 --> 00:47:49,436
Exactly
what you're wearing now.
1172
00:47:49,571 --> 00:47:50,938
You're a fucking bum
anyway.
1173
00:47:51,071 --> 00:47:52,807
-BILL: We got Eephus Boy.
-Whatever.
1174
00:47:52,940 --> 00:47:55,643
Get your fuckin ass in the car
already, you fucking idiot.
1175
00:47:55,777 --> 00:47:58,178
All the time. You pull
the same shit all the time.
1176
00:47:58,312 --> 00:48:00,815
You did it with Dad,
you did it with Mom,
you did it with everybody.
1177
00:48:00,948 --> 00:48:02,349
You always pull the same shit.
1178
00:48:02,483 --> 00:48:04,853
Come on! This is for
your family, you son of a bitch.
1179
00:48:04,985 --> 00:48:06,521
-(Ed sighs)
-AL: Come on, be a man!
1180
00:48:06,654 --> 00:48:08,889
All right, all right.
Shut your fucking piehole.
1181
00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:10,625
AL: Playing a boy's
fuckin' game there.
1182
00:48:10,759 --> 00:48:13,093
You got your what--?
Come on. You got your-- Come on.
1183
00:48:13,227 --> 00:48:14,995
ED: You got
your fucking way, all right?
1184
00:48:15,129 --> 00:48:16,397
AL:
My way? My way?
1185
00:48:16,531 --> 00:48:17,965
This is your family,
you son of a bitch!
1186
00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:20,635
Ed! Who's in charge?
1187
00:48:20,769 --> 00:48:23,337
(Al and Ed continues chattering
in distance)
1188
00:48:35,015 --> 00:48:37,351
That's why
I'm never having a niece.
1189
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:39,821
(church bell tolling)
1190
00:48:39,953 --> 00:48:41,021
FRANNY:
"You're one strike closer
1191
00:48:41,155 --> 00:48:42,690
to the next home run."
1192
00:48:42,824 --> 00:48:45,993
The Great Bambino. Heh.
1193
00:48:49,363 --> 00:48:50,632
Hey, Gare,
how you doing?
1194
00:48:50,765 --> 00:48:51,699
Pretty good.
1195
00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:53,233
You know, back in college.
1196
00:48:53,367 --> 00:48:56,036
Nice. Tell your brother
I said hi.
1197
00:49:08,616 --> 00:49:10,217
(dramatic theme playing)
1198
00:49:15,389 --> 00:49:17,725
(players cheering in distance)
1199
00:49:48,422 --> 00:49:52,259
(old game radio announcer
speaking indistinctly)
1200
00:50:14,414 --> 00:50:16,016
(home base thumps)
1201
00:50:32,499 --> 00:50:33,935
JOHN:
All right, keep it goin', kid.
1202
00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:35,502
(players chattering
and laughing)
1203
00:50:35,637 --> 00:50:37,906
-MAN 1: What a hit.
-MAN 2: All right, all square.
1204
00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:40,274
Fellas, since the game's tied,
want you all to know
1205
00:50:40,407 --> 00:50:42,175
we're coming up on time here.
1206
00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:44,679
-What do we got?
-About 15 minutes.
1207
00:50:44,812 --> 00:50:46,280
-Ah, shit.
-What, are you kidding me?
1208
00:50:46,413 --> 00:50:48,750
-Can't do 30?
-LOUIS: Ask my wife.
1209
00:50:48,883 --> 00:50:52,185
KEVIN: Ah, come on! At least
stay through the stretch.
1210
00:50:53,588 --> 00:50:54,789
Fifteen minutes?
1211
00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:56,123
Got any flexibility
on that?
1212
00:50:56,256 --> 00:50:57,859
It's not my call to make.
1213
00:50:57,992 --> 00:50:59,226
(sighs)
All right.
1214
00:50:59,359 --> 00:51:01,461
I hit it big in the meat
raffle last night.
1215
00:51:01,596 --> 00:51:03,063
I got two pork loins
in the truck
1216
00:51:03,196 --> 00:51:04,298
the size
of my fucking arm.
1217
00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:05,833
I'm hungry.
I'm listening.
1218
00:51:05,967 --> 00:51:07,200
Well, we can make
something happen
1219
00:51:07,334 --> 00:51:08,870
if we can make
something happen.
1220
00:51:09,003 --> 00:51:10,137
I'll see what I can do.
1221
00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:12,139
Convince Paul Bunyan
over there.
1222
00:51:18,345 --> 00:51:20,113
HOWIE:
Take care, Franny.
1223
00:51:21,049 --> 00:51:22,416
You're leaving?
1224
00:51:22,550 --> 00:51:23,985
How could you leave
during a tie?
1225
00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:25,553
Oh, I've seen ties.
1226
00:51:25,687 --> 00:51:28,656
I--I--I can go to sleep
with a tie.
1227
00:51:28,790 --> 00:51:29,824
-Really?
-Yeah.
1228
00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,158
That's when it gets good.
1229
00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:32,292
Kind of like a game reset,
you know?
1230
00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:33,695
And all the stuff before
mattered
1231
00:51:33,828 --> 00:51:35,530
and sort of didn't matter
at the same time.
1232
00:51:35,663 --> 00:51:37,599
Everyone's gotta just put
all that good work behind 'em.
1233
00:51:37,732 --> 00:51:39,567
All the good plays
and good runs, just--
1234
00:51:39,701 --> 00:51:42,804
Just gotta push on
and play hard. Heh.
1235
00:51:44,404 --> 00:51:46,306
I'll still be sleeping.
1236
00:51:49,811 --> 00:51:52,680
All right, well,
have a good one, Howie.
1237
00:51:52,814 --> 00:51:56,050
Have you ever been
to the Polish American Club?
1238
00:51:56,183 --> 00:51:57,819
I haven't, actually.
1239
00:51:59,486 --> 00:52:01,455
You could be a Polack.
1240
00:52:01,589 --> 00:52:03,290
No.
1241
00:52:03,423 --> 00:52:06,426
My uncle was,
but we didn't share blood.
1242
00:52:06,561 --> 00:52:07,795
Oh.
1243
00:52:10,064 --> 00:52:11,099
Well,
1244
00:52:11,231 --> 00:52:13,101
be well.
1245
00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:14,535
Yeah.
1246
00:52:16,037 --> 00:52:17,538
Have a good one, Howie.
1247
00:52:20,307 --> 00:52:23,443
(eerie theme playing)
1248
00:52:41,763 --> 00:52:43,865
(chattering)
1249
00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:02,583
(players speaking indistinctly)
1250
00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:04,819
AP SHORTSTOP:
Let's go, man.
1251
00:53:04,952 --> 00:53:06,253
MAN 1:
All right, back up on this guy.
1252
00:53:06,386 --> 00:53:08,756
Big hitter.
Look alive, Chuck.
1253
00:53:08,890 --> 00:53:10,024
CHUCK:
Ayy-up!
1254
00:53:10,158 --> 00:53:12,225
MAN 2: Is this the guy
that throws meatballs?
1255
00:53:16,898 --> 00:53:20,333
-LOUIS: Stee-rike three!
-(players clamoring)
1256
00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:21,669
MAN 3:
Happy to have that Hamilton.
1257
00:53:21,803 --> 00:53:23,604
There's your designated
non-hitter.
1258
00:53:24,939 --> 00:53:26,206
-(church bell tolling)
-We need a single.
1259
00:53:26,339 --> 00:53:27,575
Not a home run swing.
1260
00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:30,410
I'm telling you,
slow it down.
1261
00:53:30,545 --> 00:53:32,245
Look how slow
this guy's pitching.
1262
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:34,782
You just gotta frame him up.
Make contact.
1263
00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,185
-Logan'll drive you in.
-Hey, meat, throw strikes!
1264
00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:38,786
You're burning
daylight.
1265
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,823
(old baseball game
continues playing over radio)
1266
00:53:41,956 --> 00:53:44,192
Throwing the ball
pretty well, Tiger.
1267
00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:46,694
Changing speeds.
He's calling a good game.
1268
00:53:46,828 --> 00:53:48,663
-Thanks, sir.
-Keep it up, keep it up.
1269
00:53:48,796 --> 00:53:50,832
-You play?
-I used to play.
1270
00:53:50,965 --> 00:53:53,634
I played about 30 years ago
right here.
1271
00:53:53,768 --> 00:53:55,136
I've been coming here
forever.
1272
00:53:55,268 --> 00:53:56,303
I don't ever remember
seeing you.
1273
00:53:56,436 --> 00:53:57,471
No, you wouldn't have.
1274
00:53:57,605 --> 00:53:59,140
You were a puppy
back then.
1275
00:53:59,272 --> 00:54:00,273
Poopin' yellow.
1276
00:54:00,407 --> 00:54:01,341
I still do.
1277
00:54:01,475 --> 00:54:03,010
Well, change your diet.
1278
00:54:03,144 --> 00:54:04,145
Eat more ruffage.
1279
00:54:04,277 --> 00:54:05,312
Most of the players
1280
00:54:05,445 --> 00:54:06,781
I've played with
are dead.
1281
00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:08,415
Half of them are
and the other half
1282
00:54:08,549 --> 00:54:09,884
wish they were dead.
1283
00:54:10,017 --> 00:54:11,986
Because you just don't want
to carry around
1284
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,921
an old corpse with you.
1285
00:54:14,055 --> 00:54:15,790
You don't want to end up
in a nursing home
1286
00:54:15,923 --> 00:54:19,259
and wiping dab snot out
of the corners of your cheeks.
1287
00:54:19,392 --> 00:54:21,596
-Do you pitch?
-I was a pitcher.
1288
00:54:21,729 --> 00:54:24,397
I had a good sinker,
screwball,
1289
00:54:24,532 --> 00:54:26,333
overhand deuce
and some high cheese.
1290
00:54:26,466 --> 00:54:28,102
ANNOUNCER (over radio):
...short, went to second
on an error.
1291
00:54:28,236 --> 00:54:29,269
He went around later to score.
1292
00:54:29,402 --> 00:54:30,705
First, stretch.
(gasps)
1293
00:54:30,838 --> 00:54:32,405
-I'm ready to go.
-(bat strikes ball)
1294
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:34,609
-MAN 1: Oh, a can of corn here!
-MAN 2: Shit.
1295
00:54:34,742 --> 00:54:35,977
-MAN 3: Fuck you!
-MAN 4: There we go!
1296
00:54:36,110 --> 00:54:37,344
MAN 5:
Let's go, today.
1297
00:54:37,477 --> 00:54:39,213
All right, gentlemen,
I'm calling it.
1298
00:54:39,346 --> 00:54:41,414
-MAN 6: What?
-Come on, Blue!
1299
00:54:41,549 --> 00:54:43,084
-MAN 7: Boo!
-You can't call it now.
1300
00:54:43,217 --> 00:54:44,786
The whole game
would be fucking pointless.
1301
00:54:44,919 --> 00:54:47,255
It was already pointless,
fellas.
1302
00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:48,990
As much as I'd like
to horse around
1303
00:54:49,123 --> 00:54:52,026
with you boys in the dark,
I don't get overtime pay.
1304
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,661
All right, shuttle's leaving.
1305
00:54:53,795 --> 00:54:56,631
Wait, I'll give you, uh,
$9 to stay.
1306
00:54:56,764 --> 00:54:59,534
Shuttle's leaving, Clark,
with or without you.
1307
00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:00,968
CLARK:
Thanks, Glen.
1308
00:55:02,703 --> 00:55:04,105
MAN 1:
I say we still play.
1309
00:55:04,238 --> 00:55:05,506
MAN 2:
Hell, yeah, brother.
1310
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,374
MAN 3:
Start a game, gotta finish it.
1311
00:55:07,508 --> 00:55:08,776
GRAHAM:
Yeah, he's right.
1312
00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:10,278
I know we all want
to get back at him
1313
00:55:10,410 --> 00:55:11,746
for that home run.
1314
00:55:11,879 --> 00:55:14,414
And this place
deserves a sendoff.
1315
00:55:14,549 --> 00:55:16,316
MAN 4:
Sendoff without an ump?
1316
00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:18,186
MAN 3:
I mean, the old guy can ump.
1317
00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:20,188
Hey, Franny,
1318
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,756
can you ump?
1319
00:55:21,889 --> 00:55:24,091
FRANNY:
Not well, but I'll do it.
1320
00:55:24,225 --> 00:55:25,793
You got pads?
1321
00:55:25,927 --> 00:55:28,029
No need. I'll stay right here.
1322
00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:29,429
Well, that's something.
1323
00:55:29,564 --> 00:55:31,065
No, Bill, that's stupid.
1324
00:55:31,199 --> 00:55:33,301
How's he gonna call balls
and strikes through a fence?
1325
00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:34,635
Franny's been paying attention,
1326
00:55:34,769 --> 00:55:35,937
but we can help him
make the calls.
1327
00:55:36,070 --> 00:55:39,006
-What? Honor system?
-Honor system.
1328
00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:40,373
In the event of a dispute,
1329
00:55:40,508 --> 00:55:42,043
we'll look to Franny
as the tiebreaker.
1330
00:55:42,176 --> 00:55:43,410
Yeah, I'm not buying it.
1331
00:55:43,544 --> 00:55:44,779
Making baseball
a democracy?
1332
00:55:44,912 --> 00:55:46,113
We're all gonna kill
each other.
1333
00:55:46,247 --> 00:55:48,049
Guys, I brought fireworks!
1334
00:55:51,519 --> 00:55:52,620
MAN:
Guys...
1335
00:55:52,753 --> 00:55:56,356
♪ Take me out to the ballgame ♪
1336
00:55:56,489 --> 00:55:59,894
♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪
1337
00:56:00,027 --> 00:56:03,598
♪ Buy me some peanuts
And Cracker Jacks ♪
1338
00:56:03,731 --> 00:56:06,701
♪ I don't care
If I never get back ♪
1339
00:56:06,834 --> 00:56:08,903
♪ For it's root, root, root ♪
1340
00:56:09,036 --> 00:56:11,706
-JULIE: ♪ For the home team ♪
-(players say their team names)
1341
00:56:11,839 --> 00:56:15,009
♪ If they don't win
It's a shame ♪
1342
00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:19,379
♪ For it's one, two
Three strikes you're out ♪
1343
00:56:19,513 --> 00:56:23,117
♪ At the old ball game ♪
1344
00:56:25,786 --> 00:56:27,487
(whispers)
Nice job.
1345
00:56:28,656 --> 00:56:30,691
C'mon, let's hear it
for Julie.
1346
00:56:35,663 --> 00:56:38,165
Debbie, Julie.
1347
00:56:40,568 --> 00:56:42,570
On behalf of Adler's Paint...
1348
00:56:47,541 --> 00:56:48,976
Never mind.
1349
00:56:49,744 --> 00:56:51,379
Thanks, Bobby.
1350
00:56:51,512 --> 00:56:52,613
Short but pointless.
1351
00:56:52,747 --> 00:56:56,083
CHUCK:
Ayy-up! Ayy-up!
1352
00:56:56,217 --> 00:56:57,685
(somber theme playing)
1353
00:56:57,818 --> 00:57:00,087
(small dog barking in distance)
1354
00:57:02,390 --> 00:57:04,525
TROY: Graham, I'm boiled
like shoe leather, man.
1355
00:57:04,659 --> 00:57:06,327
I gotta come out.
1356
00:57:06,459 --> 00:57:09,363
You sure?
You still look fresh.
1357
00:57:09,496 --> 00:57:10,898
Let Lee pitch.
1358
00:57:12,465 --> 00:57:13,701
I'll get you three outs,
1359
00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:16,469
like rolling off a log.
1360
00:57:16,604 --> 00:57:18,205
Good to meet you.
1361
00:57:18,339 --> 00:57:19,540
You play on a team?
1362
00:57:19,674 --> 00:57:21,208
Well, I've been pushing
a lawn mower
1363
00:57:21,342 --> 00:57:25,379
for the last three decades,
but I'll get you three outs.
1364
00:57:25,513 --> 00:57:27,114
He took down
the Soviet Union, Coach.
1365
00:57:27,248 --> 00:57:28,950
Sure you can still throw?
1366
00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:30,918
Well, when I was younger,
I didn't throw that hard.
1367
00:57:31,052 --> 00:57:33,554
And now I'm older,
I don't throw much harder.
1368
00:57:33,688 --> 00:57:35,256
But I got good shit.
1369
00:57:35,389 --> 00:57:36,657
I'll get you three outs.
1370
00:57:36,791 --> 00:57:39,560
John, is Ed coming back?
1371
00:57:39,694 --> 00:57:41,028
Niece's christening.
1372
00:57:41,162 --> 00:57:42,495
GRAHAM:
Well, who's in charge now?
1373
00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:44,231
-TIM: I am.
-MAN: Tim is.
1374
00:57:44,365 --> 00:57:46,167
Up in the air.
1375
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:48,369
All right, uh...
1376
00:57:48,501 --> 00:57:50,738
Well, new pitcher.
1377
00:57:50,871 --> 00:57:52,606
Hey, thanks for giving me
the opportunity.
1378
00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:55,409
It's nice to be back
on this grass field.
1379
00:57:55,543 --> 00:57:58,713
It's a shame those pricks
are building a school here.
1380
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,549
GARRETT:
Where'd you find those cleats?
1381
00:58:01,682 --> 00:58:03,417
MAN 1 (laughs):
Oh, snap.
1382
00:58:03,551 --> 00:58:04,952
MAN 2:
Yeah, this should be good.
1383
00:58:05,086 --> 00:58:06,887
GARRETT:
Want any warm-up pitches?
1384
00:58:07,021 --> 00:58:09,690
LEE: Warmups? I don't need
no stinkin' warmups.
1385
00:58:09,824 --> 00:58:11,258
(players speaks indistinctly)
1386
00:58:11,392 --> 00:58:13,527
-MAN 3: Look alive.
-GARRETT: His name is Lee.
1387
00:58:13,661 --> 00:58:16,030
LEE: You gonna pray
or get in the box?
1388
00:58:16,163 --> 00:58:19,066
This guy just crawl
out of the woods?
1389
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,601
I think so.
1390
00:58:20,735 --> 00:58:23,504
LEE:
Dead bird. Dead bird.
1391
00:58:23,637 --> 00:58:25,639
Fetch, fetch.
1392
00:58:25,773 --> 00:58:27,675
Fetch, Cujo.
1393
00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:31,278
Okay, this is Henderson
the Rainmaker.
1394
00:58:31,412 --> 00:58:33,748
Or the Eephus.
1395
00:58:38,652 --> 00:58:40,254
-BATTER: Whoa.
-FRANNY: Strike.
1396
00:58:40,388 --> 00:58:43,190
-GARRETT: There it is, Lee.
-MAN 1: There we go. Real slow.
1397
00:58:43,324 --> 00:58:46,727
LEE: The key to the Eephus is
to never throw three in a row.
1398
00:58:46,861 --> 00:58:49,063
Four seamer,
right down Broadway.
1399
00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:53,200
FRANNY:
Strike.
1400
00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:55,603
WILTON: No offense to Troy,
we might have a real pitcher.
1401
00:58:55,736 --> 00:58:57,204
You know this guy
from back in the day, Franny?
1402
00:58:57,338 --> 00:59:00,241
LEE: Is that the blind guy
up in the press box again?
1403
00:59:00,374 --> 00:59:02,376
-LEE: Sinker low and away.
-Can't say I do.
1404
00:59:02,511 --> 00:59:04,678
I've come to a lot of games
over the years.
1405
00:59:04,812 --> 00:59:06,580
He could be three or four guys
I remember.
1406
00:59:06,714 --> 00:59:09,050
-(ball smacks mitt)
-LEE: Not a bad pitch.
1407
00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:10,985
LEE: In the big leagues,
they hit the shit out of that.
1408
00:59:11,118 --> 00:59:13,220
-LEE: Knuckleball right here.
-Franny...
1409
00:59:13,354 --> 00:59:15,589
...the guys and I
want to say thanks.
1410
00:59:15,723 --> 00:59:18,325
For coming out
to all these games.
1411
00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:21,128
I know no one's probably
said that to you, but...
1412
00:59:21,262 --> 00:59:22,797
thank you.
1413
00:59:22,930 --> 00:59:24,732
I don't want the thanks,
but...
1414
00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:26,167
it's been a good time.
1415
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:28,302
-LEE: Bring a dog next time!
-Yes, it has.
1416
00:59:28,436 --> 00:59:32,706
He takes a stretch, he winds up
over his head, he turns.
1417
00:59:34,509 --> 00:59:36,210
-LEE: Oh, what a beauty!
-(players react positively)
1418
00:59:36,343 --> 00:59:38,547
GARRETT (laughs):
That was real slow.
1419
00:59:38,679 --> 00:59:40,247
That ball sounded inside.
1420
00:59:40,381 --> 00:59:43,150
-GARRETT: There it is, Lee.
-LEE: Strikeouts are fascist.
1421
00:59:44,618 --> 00:59:45,920
Oh, my God.
1422
00:59:46,053 --> 00:59:49,723
Oh, Franny, this place is gross.
1423
00:59:49,857 --> 00:59:52,093
-Fran Man.
-What up, Red?
1424
00:59:52,226 --> 00:59:55,262
Uh, yeah, Franny,
so whatever Preston said...
1425
00:59:55,396 --> 00:59:58,265
like, uh, yeah,
we appreciate it or whatever.
1426
00:59:58,399 --> 01:00:01,068
Hitting up Jumpin' Aces after.
Buy you a cold one?
1427
01:00:01,202 --> 01:00:02,537
LEE:
I can live with that pitch.
1428
01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:03,838
Monkey Boy and Shag
are playing.
1429
01:00:03,971 --> 01:00:05,339
-Sliders.
-Shooters.
1430
01:00:05,473 --> 01:00:06,541
Sliders
and shooters.
1431
01:00:06,674 --> 01:00:07,808
Thanks, gentlemen. Heh.
1432
01:00:07,942 --> 01:00:09,477
That stuff's not for me.
1433
01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:11,378
What, do you hate combos?
1434
01:00:11,513 --> 01:00:13,481
Uh-oh, Bobby's going.
1435
01:00:13,614 --> 01:00:15,584
JOHN:
Studs up, Bobby, studs up!
1436
01:00:15,716 --> 01:00:16,951
-Got him!
-COOPER: Oh, he's safe.
1437
01:00:17,084 --> 01:00:18,352
-COOPER: Big time safe.
-KEVIN: Way safe.
1438
01:00:18,486 --> 01:00:19,554
-Out!
-COOPER: Safe?
1439
01:00:19,687 --> 01:00:21,021
FRANNY:
Looks like an out to me.
1440
01:00:21,155 --> 01:00:23,124
JOHN:
No, Franny, he's in there.
1441
01:00:23,257 --> 01:00:25,326
Let's take a vote.
If he's out, say out.
1442
01:00:25,459 --> 01:00:26,861
-Out!
-Safe!
1443
01:00:26,994 --> 01:00:28,496
All right, Franny,
break the tie.
1444
01:00:28,629 --> 01:00:30,798
I already said he's out.
1445
01:00:30,931 --> 01:00:32,333
-JOHN: Damn it!
-MAN 1: Boom!
1446
01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:34,969
-MAN 2: Good play!
-JOHN: Final word, gentlemen.
1447
01:00:35,102 --> 01:00:37,539
Is there anything more beautiful
than the sun setting
1448
01:00:37,671 --> 01:00:40,174
on a fat man
stealing second base?
1449
01:00:41,876 --> 01:00:43,277
MAN 3:
Okay, we got a hitter.
1450
01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:44,645
PRESTON:
Franny,
1451
01:00:44,778 --> 01:00:47,148
where are you going after this?
1452
01:00:47,281 --> 01:00:49,717
It's high school football
season.
1453
01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:51,685
Don't know.
1454
01:00:53,487 --> 01:00:55,156
You know any movies out?
1455
01:00:56,390 --> 01:00:59,059
-No.
-GRAHAM: Goddamn that's on him.
1456
01:01:00,529 --> 01:01:01,929
Well...
1457
01:01:03,731 --> 01:01:05,634
I live near Leda Lanes.
1458
01:01:05,766 --> 01:01:08,502
Yeah, you can always
go bowling.
1459
01:01:08,637 --> 01:01:10,404
That's something.
1460
01:01:10,539 --> 01:01:11,305
Always.
1461
01:01:11,438 --> 01:01:12,473
(bat strikes ball)
1462
01:01:12,607 --> 01:01:13,974
GLEN:
Play at first, Bill!
1463
01:01:14,108 --> 01:01:16,010
-GLEN: You're set!
-MAN 1: Hey, way to pick it.
1464
01:01:16,143 --> 01:01:17,211
MAN 1:
Hey, hell of a throw.
1465
01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:19,747
-LEE: Yeah!
-MAN 2: Whoo!
1466
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,815
GLEN:
One, two, three, Lee. Heh.
1467
01:01:21,949 --> 01:01:24,718
FRANNY: I think I know
who this fella is.
1468
01:01:24,852 --> 01:01:26,353
LEE:
Way to go, boys.
1469
01:01:26,487 --> 01:01:29,957
Sun don't shine
on the same dog's ass every day.
1470
01:01:31,125 --> 01:01:32,459
(church bell tolling)
1471
01:01:32,594 --> 01:01:33,662
FRANNY:
There's that old
1472
01:01:33,794 --> 01:01:34,862
Hank Aaron motto:
1473
01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:37,965
"Keep swinging, keep swinging."
1474
01:01:42,937 --> 01:01:44,872
CHUCK:
Hey, do these work?
1475
01:01:46,608 --> 01:01:49,910
Yeah. Nobody's paying
that bill in October.
1476
01:01:54,683 --> 01:01:56,217
(children laughing)
1477
01:02:04,391 --> 01:02:06,026
Honey. Honey.
1478
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,195
BILL:
Yeah. So?
1479
01:02:09,564 --> 01:02:10,565
The kids are getting cold,
1480
01:02:10,699 --> 01:02:11,799
so we're gonna head home.
1481
01:02:11,932 --> 01:02:14,134
We'd love to stay, but...
1482
01:02:14,268 --> 01:02:15,369
I'm up next.
1483
01:02:15,502 --> 01:02:17,471
Just stay for this, okay?
1484
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,375
I'll get a hit for you.
1485
01:02:21,509 --> 01:02:24,078
I just wanted to let you know,
man, it's been...
1486
01:02:24,211 --> 01:02:27,248
really great having you
catch me all these years.
1487
01:02:27,381 --> 01:02:29,149
Of course, dude.
1488
01:02:29,283 --> 01:02:31,118
I might never catch again.
1489
01:02:31,252 --> 01:02:33,020
-(ball hits cage)
-TIM: Ah, no.
1490
01:02:33,153 --> 01:02:35,389
TIM:
Just missed that one.
1491
01:02:35,523 --> 01:02:36,558
Don't say that, man.
1492
01:02:36,691 --> 01:02:39,260
You need
to get back out there.
1493
01:02:39,393 --> 01:02:41,862
Make the next pitcher
feel safe.
1494
01:02:44,633 --> 01:02:46,100
Make the world...
1495
01:02:48,402 --> 01:02:49,870
a better place.
1496
01:02:52,306 --> 01:02:54,341
I guess I do feel
like your protector.
1497
01:02:55,543 --> 01:02:56,944
That's nice.
1498
01:03:00,047 --> 01:03:02,116
Pitcher's spot's
up next.
1499
01:03:02,883 --> 01:03:04,619
I can't hit.
1500
01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,120
(flatulence)
1501
01:03:08,556 --> 01:03:09,957
Where's Lee?
1502
01:03:11,593 --> 01:03:13,961
-Lee?
-TROY: Lee?
1503
01:03:15,863 --> 01:03:18,065
-GARRETT: Lee?
-TROY: Where's Lee?
1504
01:03:18,198 --> 01:03:19,567
(tense theme playing)
1505
01:03:19,701 --> 01:03:21,368
GARRETT:
Lee? Lee?
1506
01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:25,573
JOHN:
Oh, you son of a bitch!
1507
01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,042
I got you, John.
1508
01:03:28,175 --> 01:03:30,545
-JOHN: Fuck!
-BILL: No!
1509
01:03:30,679 --> 01:03:31,945
JOHN:
There it is.
1510
01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:35,115
LINDA: Way to go, hon',
you almost had it.
1511
01:03:35,249 --> 01:03:38,553
Bye, Dad.
We'll save you a baked potato.
1512
01:03:38,687 --> 01:03:40,020
I'll grab dessert.
1513
01:03:40,154 --> 01:03:41,488
KEVIN: I just realized
that guy's wife's name
1514
01:03:41,623 --> 01:03:43,123
is Linda Belinda.
1515
01:03:43,257 --> 01:03:44,693
(dramatic theme playing)
1516
01:03:44,858 --> 01:03:46,827
GRAHAM:
Get him next time, kid.
1517
01:03:56,303 --> 01:03:59,674
(players chattering in distance)
1518
01:03:59,808 --> 01:04:01,241
You know, that might have been
the last time
1519
01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:04,278
the kids saw the old man
come to the plate.
1520
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:08,849
They're so young,
they won't even remember this.
1521
01:04:10,050 --> 01:04:11,519
They're 10 and 12.
1522
01:04:13,487 --> 01:04:15,623
Then they'll probably love
that you struck out.
1523
01:04:16,825 --> 01:04:18,292
It's funny.
1524
01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:21,328
Not to me.
1525
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:25,132
Hey, boss, how come
you're the only one
1526
01:04:25,265 --> 01:04:27,301
that has family
that come here?
1527
01:04:31,905 --> 01:04:33,173
-(bat strikes ball)
-WILTON: Yeah!
1528
01:04:33,307 --> 01:04:34,576
GLEN: There you go,
baby, there you go.
1529
01:04:34,709 --> 01:04:36,143
GARRETT:
Yeah, baby G!
1530
01:04:36,276 --> 01:04:37,878
One run wins it.
One run wins it.
1531
01:04:38,011 --> 01:04:39,279
GRAHAM:
There it is.
1532
01:04:39,413 --> 01:04:40,682
MAN 1: Troy, you're next.
Troy, you're next.
1533
01:04:40,815 --> 01:04:42,015
Just like that.
1534
01:04:42,149 --> 01:04:43,117
MAN 2:
Wilton, we're gonna need you.
1535
01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:44,251
We're gonna need you, Wilton.
1536
01:04:44,385 --> 01:04:45,886
Bringing you in, carrot,
Garrett.
1537
01:04:46,019 --> 01:04:47,756
-MAN 3: Atta-baby, G.
-GRAHAM: Go, Troy.
1538
01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:49,256
C'mon, lollipop.
1539
01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:55,896
(sighs)
1540
01:04:58,065 --> 01:05:00,367
We're gonna need
that ball, guys.
1541
01:05:00,501 --> 01:05:01,836
Nose goes.
1542
01:05:01,969 --> 01:05:03,505
I'm getting it.
1543
01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:06,273
(church bell tolling)
1544
01:05:08,510 --> 01:05:11,044
(church bell continues tolling)
1545
01:05:12,946 --> 01:05:16,383
(many dogs barking in distance)
1546
01:05:33,768 --> 01:05:36,003
(church bell tolling the hour)
1547
01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:47,414
(whispers)
Fuck.
1548
01:05:47,549 --> 01:05:49,216
WOMAN (over radio):
Just in time for winter.
1549
01:05:49,349 --> 01:05:51,151
All chains come
with a ten-year warranty
1550
01:05:51,285 --> 01:05:52,352
and service agreement.
1551
01:05:52,486 --> 01:05:53,721
We put 'em on and take 'em off
1552
01:05:53,855 --> 01:05:54,889
for you any time.
1553
01:05:55,022 --> 01:05:56,957
We even do it for foreign cars.
1554
01:05:57,090 --> 01:05:59,026
(dogs barking closer)
1555
01:06:02,996 --> 01:06:04,398
(closer dogs stop barking)
1556
01:06:05,999 --> 01:06:08,135
You two deadbeats out there?
1557
01:06:08,268 --> 01:06:10,572
Don't you fuck with me,
you little weasel dicks.
1558
01:06:31,258 --> 01:06:33,994
(helicopter passing overhead)
1559
01:06:34,127 --> 01:06:36,063
RICH:
I know where you live!
1560
01:06:37,665 --> 01:06:39,667
JOHN (in distance):
Ball four!
1561
01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:43,370
You get lost?
1562
01:06:43,505 --> 01:06:45,038
What, are you worried
about me?
1563
01:06:45,172 --> 01:06:47,809
No, just gotta look
for some other balls.
1564
01:06:47,942 --> 01:06:49,911
Troy just hit
three more fouls.
1565
01:06:50,043 --> 01:06:51,445
Well, got mine.
1566
01:06:51,579 --> 01:06:52,881
Okay, well that will get us
through this at-bat.
1567
01:06:53,013 --> 01:06:54,716
But after that, who knows?
1568
01:07:00,788 --> 01:07:02,155
SEVERAL PLAYERS:
Back!
1569
01:07:03,156 --> 01:07:05,560
(laughs)
Out by a mile!
1570
01:07:05,693 --> 01:07:08,428
There we go.
Nice job, Garrett.
1571
01:07:08,563 --> 01:07:09,697
Fuck.
1572
01:07:09,831 --> 01:07:11,331
Whoo.
1573
01:07:11,465 --> 01:07:13,166
You all right, Troy?
1574
01:07:16,004 --> 01:07:18,472
-You okay, man?
-MAN: Dirtbag.
1575
01:07:18,606 --> 01:07:21,341
Just give me a minute, man.
I just need a quick nap.
1576
01:07:21,475 --> 01:07:23,611
Feels like my warm bed, baby.
1577
01:07:23,745 --> 01:07:25,680
Think we're
losing light, dude.
1578
01:07:25,813 --> 01:07:27,080
C'mon, I gotcha.
1579
01:07:27,214 --> 01:07:29,517
-I need a beer.
-(both grunt)
1580
01:07:30,752 --> 01:07:32,654
WILTON: Let's go,
let's knock it down, fellas.
1581
01:07:34,221 --> 01:07:35,389
MAN 1:
Hey, D, I got a ball.
1582
01:07:35,523 --> 01:07:36,824
MAN 2:
Rich, I got one too.
1583
01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,392
GLEN:
Me too.
1584
01:07:44,599 --> 01:07:48,135
-Troy, uh, I need you again.
-Me?
1585
01:07:48,268 --> 01:07:51,039
I'm so done, dude.
I'm...
1586
01:07:51,171 --> 01:07:53,073
I've been asking
for a ride home for ten...
1587
01:07:53,206 --> 01:07:54,374
ten minutes now.
1588
01:07:54,509 --> 01:07:55,610
RICH:
Not giving you a ride, Troy.
1589
01:07:55,743 --> 01:07:57,277
You'll be back
in two minutes.
1590
01:07:57,411 --> 01:07:59,647
-The game is still going.
-I know, I'm so tired.
1591
01:07:59,781 --> 01:08:02,884
JOHN: Hey, who's pitching here,
Bulldozer Boy?
1592
01:08:03,017 --> 01:08:04,619
GARRETT: I think they're
still figuring that out, sir.
1593
01:08:04,752 --> 01:08:07,956
All right, I have
somebody else in mind.
1594
01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:10,058
Starter Troy is out.
1595
01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:12,026
Who's taking over,
Coach Graham?
1596
01:08:12,192 --> 01:08:14,062
Reliever Troy.
1597
01:08:14,194 --> 01:08:15,797
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1598
01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:18,365
You know, I can't
just put you in center field.
1599
01:08:19,433 --> 01:08:20,635
Just become
Reliever Troy
1600
01:08:20,768 --> 01:08:22,837
and finish
what Starter Troy started.
1601
01:08:24,639 --> 01:08:25,840
Here.
1602
01:08:30,444 --> 01:08:32,647
JOHN:
Oh, no. No, come on!
1603
01:08:34,515 --> 01:08:38,218
-Graham, there's rules and shit!
-Now you're Reliever Troy.
1604
01:08:38,352 --> 01:08:39,887
How do you feel?
1605
01:08:49,129 --> 01:08:50,497
GRAHAM:
Glen.
1606
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,009
So just as a courtesy,
I thought I'd let you know
1607
01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:03,210
we're running low on baseballs.
1608
01:09:03,343 --> 01:09:06,313
-And light.
-My guys can deal with that.
1609
01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:07,949
We just want
to keep playing.
1610
01:09:09,182 --> 01:09:12,820
Well, then you should probably
know we're low too.
1611
01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:14,488
You didn't bring
a bucket?
1612
01:09:17,091 --> 01:09:19,794
No. That's Ed's job,
1613
01:09:19,927 --> 01:09:22,429
and I didn't see him
bring one.
1614
01:09:22,563 --> 01:09:25,566
So he's done playing
baseball for good?
1615
01:09:28,435 --> 01:09:29,403
MAN (in distance):
Graham, wake up.
1616
01:09:29,537 --> 01:09:31,639
Did you bring
a bucket?
1617
01:09:32,974 --> 01:09:35,175
No, I didn't either.
1618
01:09:37,210 --> 01:09:38,713
Play ball then.
1619
01:09:43,084 --> 01:09:44,384
GLEN:
Booyah.
1620
01:09:45,285 --> 01:09:46,286
Where the hell is the plate?
1621
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:47,789
I can't even see it.
1622
01:09:47,922 --> 01:09:49,624
GARRETT: It's like--
It's like right here.
1623
01:09:49,757 --> 01:09:50,958
Like...
1624
01:09:55,262 --> 01:09:57,031
Is that a one or a two?
1625
01:09:57,165 --> 01:10:00,101
GARRETT:
It's a...two.
1626
01:10:00,233 --> 01:10:02,570
(laughs)
Thanks for the help.
1627
01:10:10,111 --> 01:10:11,045
Strike?
1628
01:10:11,179 --> 01:10:12,980
Strike.
1629
01:10:13,114 --> 01:10:15,248
Absolute
fucking garbage.
1630
01:10:16,918 --> 01:10:19,921
I tell ya, I am not going
to miss how much this hurts.
1631
01:10:21,321 --> 01:10:22,690
You look fantastic
out there.
1632
01:10:22,824 --> 01:10:23,858
(dry laugh)
1633
01:10:23,991 --> 01:10:26,728
Kid. My knees are on fire.
1634
01:10:26,861 --> 01:10:29,530
I could cook a rack of ribs
on these fuckers.
1635
01:10:33,134 --> 01:10:35,103
It's worth it, though.
1636
01:10:35,235 --> 01:10:37,739
Worth every pin
and needle.
1637
01:10:37,872 --> 01:10:38,973
Yeah.
1638
01:10:39,107 --> 01:10:40,808
I could play all night.
1639
01:10:40,942 --> 01:10:43,511
KEVIN: Yeah, you guys
have fun with that.
1640
01:10:44,512 --> 01:10:46,781
Why are you
such a party pisser?
1641
01:10:46,914 --> 01:10:50,184
-FRANNY: Ball!
-John, I got a life.
1642
01:10:50,317 --> 01:10:52,352
I got work tomorrow.
1643
01:10:52,486 --> 01:10:54,021
I shouldn't be here.
1644
01:10:54,155 --> 01:10:55,656
No one should.
1645
01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:57,925
It's dark
and it's late.
1646
01:10:59,459 --> 01:11:01,596
It's the last game, pal.
1647
01:11:01,729 --> 01:11:03,430
It's not like this
always happens.
1648
01:11:03,564 --> 01:11:04,665
FRANNY:
Strike three.
1649
01:11:04,799 --> 01:11:06,299
Well, I've got a son
at home
1650
01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:08,703
who thought I'd be there
a fuckin' hour ago.
1651
01:11:10,805 --> 01:11:12,940
We have
a serious problem.
1652
01:11:14,142 --> 01:11:15,743
No one can see.
1653
01:11:22,784 --> 01:11:24,317
Ball.
1654
01:11:25,052 --> 01:11:26,419
Look, man.
1655
01:11:26,554 --> 01:11:27,789
If you want to finish
this game,
1656
01:11:27,922 --> 01:11:29,590
you can't be taking pitches
right now.
1657
01:11:29,724 --> 01:11:31,424
Throw me a strike, then.
1658
01:11:31,559 --> 01:11:34,327
GARRETT: Troy, could you
throw him a strike, please?
1659
01:11:43,070 --> 01:11:44,337
(bat strikes ball)
1660
01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,587
GRAHAM:
Did anybody see where that went?
1661
01:12:00,855 --> 01:12:02,590
GARRETT:
Anyone hear it land?
1662
01:12:04,759 --> 01:12:06,459
GARRETT:
We'll call it a balk?
1663
01:12:08,663 --> 01:12:10,430
RICH:
It's fuckin' bullshit.
1664
01:12:10,565 --> 01:12:13,201
Christ, is there even
a pitcher out there?
1665
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,669
Right here.
I can see you.
1666
01:12:14,802 --> 01:12:16,771
RICH:
Yeah, yeah, I know.
1667
01:12:16,904 --> 01:12:17,972
Just pitch.
1668
01:12:18,873 --> 01:12:20,407
GRAHAM:
Come on, Troy.
1669
01:12:22,543 --> 01:12:25,345
-(ball smacks mitt)
-RICH (grunts): Fuck.
1670
01:12:25,478 --> 01:12:27,648
RICH: Fuck.
What the fuck are we doing?
1671
01:12:27,782 --> 01:12:29,817
GARRETT:
What's wrong?
1672
01:12:29,951 --> 01:12:31,185
Are you blind?
1673
01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:32,720
Nah, I just can't see well.
1674
01:12:32,854 --> 01:12:35,623
Get this fucking over with.
1675
01:12:35,756 --> 01:12:37,925
-RICH (grunts): Pointless!
-(ball smacks mitt)
1676
01:12:39,193 --> 01:12:40,460
GARRETT:
Maybe just...
1677
01:12:40,595 --> 01:12:41,963
try to listen for it.
1678
01:12:43,631 --> 01:12:45,533
GRAHAM:
Come on, now, Troy.
1679
01:12:48,269 --> 01:12:50,204
-JOHN: There we go.
-(several players chatter)
1680
01:12:50,338 --> 01:12:52,273
RICH:
Fuck!
1681
01:12:52,405 --> 01:12:53,941
TIM:
Rich...
1682
01:12:54,075 --> 01:12:56,443
RICH: Look, I'm not trying
to be an asshole or anything.
1683
01:12:56,577 --> 01:12:58,212
But what the fuck
are we doing here?
1684
01:12:58,346 --> 01:13:00,081
Come on, what's happening?
1685
01:13:00,214 --> 01:13:02,283
-GRAHAM: Hey.
-No, this is bullshit.
1686
01:13:02,415 --> 01:13:04,118
-WILTON: Tell him, D.
-RICH: What, am I the only one
1687
01:13:04,252 --> 01:13:06,187
who has an issue with playing
in the fuckin' dark?
1688
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,055
-PRESTON: Relax, all right?
-We keep playing like this,
1689
01:13:08,189 --> 01:13:11,192
we're gonna lose 8 to 7
on nothing but wild pitches.
1690
01:13:11,325 --> 01:13:12,627
Amen.
We're all looking
1691
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,996
really fucking stupid
out here.
1692
01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:17,365
Gentlemen, there's ways
to keep playing.
1693
01:13:17,497 --> 01:13:18,666
RICH:
Ways to keep playing?
1694
01:13:18,799 --> 01:13:21,235
That's real fucking rich
coming from you.
1695
01:13:21,369 --> 01:13:23,137
Look, Dilberto's got a point.
1696
01:13:23,271 --> 01:13:25,539
All I want to do is go home
1697
01:13:25,673 --> 01:13:27,174
and drink a fucking beer.
1698
01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:30,778
But we're not done.
1699
01:13:32,445 --> 01:13:34,348
Yeah, let's just finish
this thing to say that we did.
1700
01:13:34,481 --> 01:13:35,883
-Yes.
-Hey, Glen...
1701
01:13:36,017 --> 01:13:37,718
Well, does anyone
have a flashlight?
1702
01:13:37,852 --> 01:13:39,186
RICH: Flashlights?
What are you gonna do?
1703
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:40,821
Get 100 people in the outfield
with flashlights?
1704
01:13:40,955 --> 01:13:43,124
Well, do we have that many?
1705
01:13:43,257 --> 01:13:44,325
(crickets chirping)
1706
01:13:44,457 --> 01:13:47,728
(car engines starting)
1707
01:14:00,741 --> 01:14:02,410
SPOKESMAN (over radio):
Sunroofs, upholstery,
1708
01:14:02,543 --> 01:14:03,878
AM and FM radio.
1709
01:14:04,011 --> 01:14:05,579
It's the little things
that matter--
1710
01:14:05,713 --> 01:14:07,715
(instrumental music
playing over radio)
1711
01:14:12,253 --> 01:14:16,157
(upbeat music
playing over radio)
1712
01:14:16,290 --> 01:14:20,795
(radio host speaking
indistinctly over radio)
1713
01:14:23,230 --> 01:14:25,866
(dramatic theme playing)
1714
01:14:36,010 --> 01:14:37,878
GARRETT:
Well, I was actually kidding.
1715
01:14:38,012 --> 01:14:40,514
But I think this will work.
1716
01:14:40,648 --> 01:14:42,683
GARRETT:
Troy, does this work for you?
1717
01:14:42,817 --> 01:14:45,119
CHUCK:
Troy already throws blindfolded.
1718
01:14:45,252 --> 01:14:48,856
But this light might help
Eephus Boy over there.
1719
01:14:48,990 --> 01:14:50,490
TROY:
Hey, nothing like a nightcap.
1720
01:14:50,624 --> 01:14:51,926
(church bell rings)
1721
01:14:52,059 --> 01:14:53,327
FRANNY:
That's Satchel Paige
1722
01:14:53,461 --> 01:14:55,162
pitching philosophy:
1723
01:14:55,296 --> 01:14:59,533
"Keep the ball away
from the bat." Heh.
1724
01:15:08,476 --> 01:15:09,977
(deep exhale)
1725
01:15:16,617 --> 01:15:18,085
KEVIN:
Plays to one.
1726
01:15:20,855 --> 01:15:22,323
-(ball smacks mitt)
-FRANNY: Strike.
1727
01:15:22,456 --> 01:15:24,258
-KEVIN: Here we go. To one.
-MAN 1: Gotta trust it.
1728
01:15:24,392 --> 01:15:25,960
-KEVIN: Way to throw it, kid.
-MAN 2: Solid contact here.
1729
01:15:26,093 --> 01:15:27,561
MAN 3:
You got it, boss.
1730
01:15:27,695 --> 01:15:29,230
(player speaking indistinctly)
1731
01:15:31,799 --> 01:15:32,900
MAN 4:
Let's go, man.
1732
01:15:33,034 --> 01:15:35,136
We have
any in-between shades?
1733
01:15:36,771 --> 01:15:39,106
Yellow ones, maybe?
1734
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:40,141
(bat strikes ball)
1735
01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:41,609
MAN 5:
Cut it, cut it, cut it!
1736
01:15:41,742 --> 01:15:43,377
-MAN 6: I got it.
-MAN 5: Find it.
1737
01:15:43,512 --> 01:15:44,779
MAN 5:
Find it, then cut it.
1738
01:15:44,912 --> 01:15:46,080
MAN 5: Come on, boys.
It's right there.
1739
01:15:46,213 --> 01:15:47,815
-MAN 7: Three!
-MAN 8: He's taking two!
1740
01:15:47,948 --> 01:15:49,984
-CHUCK: Oh, not here.
-Got it, got it, got it.
1741
01:15:50,117 --> 01:15:51,552
-MAN 9: Whoo!
-MAN 10: Throw it.
1742
01:15:51,685 --> 01:15:52,987
CHUCK:
It's, uh...
1743
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,623
It's like
the Black Sea out here.
1744
01:15:57,024 --> 01:16:00,594
Round ball,
round bat, hit square.
1745
01:16:00,728 --> 01:16:02,563
MAN 1 (in distance):
Move to the right.
1746
01:16:05,232 --> 01:16:06,700
(player claps)
1747
01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:08,803
-MAN 2: Whoo!
-MAN 3: Whoo!
1748
01:16:10,004 --> 01:16:12,073
(car engine idling)
1749
01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,577
MAN 4:
Here we go, it's a show down.
1750
01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:18,012
Stay alive out there.
1751
01:16:27,621 --> 01:16:29,990
(suspenseful theme playing)
1752
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,327
MAN 5:
He's going!
1753
01:16:33,461 --> 01:16:34,795
-MAN 6: Yeah. Go, go, go!
-MAN 7: All right!
1754
01:16:34,929 --> 01:16:36,363
MAN 7:
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
1755
01:16:36,497 --> 01:16:37,731
MAN 8:
Told ya!
1756
01:16:37,865 --> 01:16:39,467
-FRANNY: That's a safe.
-No, it's not.
1757
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:40,668
Franny,
I got the tag in.
1758
01:16:40,801 --> 01:16:42,503
-Out!
-RICH: No! What?
1759
01:16:42,636 --> 01:16:43,838
(players protesting)
1760
01:16:43,971 --> 01:16:45,172
FRANNY: All the arguing
in the world
1761
01:16:45,306 --> 01:16:47,708
can't change the decision
of the umpire.
1762
01:16:48,709 --> 01:16:51,445
Thought he'd throw
a slow curve.
1763
01:16:51,580 --> 01:16:52,947
He heard me go.
1764
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:54,882
I think he changed it.
1765
01:16:57,485 --> 01:16:59,386
It was worth the risk.
1766
01:16:59,521 --> 01:17:00,988
You're right.
1767
01:17:05,392 --> 01:17:08,563
JOHN: Yeah, try and run on me,
you Bacco bitch.
1768
01:17:08,696 --> 01:17:10,264
You definitely
had that, man.
1769
01:17:10,397 --> 01:17:12,166
(John speaks indistinctly)
1770
01:17:12,299 --> 01:17:13,767
I think.
1771
01:17:18,973 --> 01:17:20,708
FRANNY:
Ball two.
1772
01:17:20,841 --> 01:17:23,244
Can't quit this field, huh?
1773
01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:26,280
Field doesn't want
to stop playing.
1774
01:17:26,413 --> 01:17:28,649
You hear that, Graham?
1775
01:17:28,782 --> 01:17:30,684
Field's talking.
1776
01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:33,154
Doesn't wanna leave.
1777
01:17:33,287 --> 01:17:34,655
Field's staying.
1778
01:17:34,788 --> 01:17:37,758
They're just gonna put a bunch
of bricks on top of it.
1779
01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:42,597
C'mon, Logan.
1780
01:17:42,730 --> 01:17:44,165
-(bat strikes ball)
-MAN 1: Oh, fuck!
1781
01:17:44,298 --> 01:17:45,332
Here we go!
1782
01:17:45,466 --> 01:17:46,800
MAN 2: It's in the gap,
it's in the gap.
1783
01:17:46,934 --> 01:17:48,102
-I lost it.
-MAN 3: Where is it?
1784
01:17:48,235 --> 01:17:49,904
-I lost it.
-CHUCK: Oh, shit.
1785
01:17:50,037 --> 01:17:51,238
(players clamoring)
1786
01:17:51,372 --> 01:17:52,339
Ah, you got it.
1787
01:17:52,473 --> 01:17:54,942
(players yelling positively)
1788
01:17:56,977 --> 01:17:57,845
MAN 4:
Find it, find it.
1789
01:17:57,978 --> 01:17:59,680
It's right there.
1790
01:17:59,813 --> 01:18:00,781
MAN 5:
Get the ball, guys.
1791
01:18:00,915 --> 01:18:02,249
We're losing Dilberto.
1792
01:18:02,383 --> 01:18:03,217
(players cheering)
1793
01:18:03,350 --> 01:18:04,718
Where the hell
is he going?
1794
01:18:04,852 --> 01:18:06,687
MAN 5: Dilberto,
don't leave now, man.
1795
01:18:06,820 --> 01:18:08,222
Getting more balls,
maybe.
1796
01:18:08,355 --> 01:18:10,958
(rock music playing
over car radio)
1797
01:18:13,528 --> 01:18:15,396
(lively chattering)
1798
01:18:17,865 --> 01:18:19,900
Wasn't worth the risk.
1799
01:18:20,034 --> 01:18:23,704
MAN 1: Hey, Cooper,
take Dilberto's place.
1800
01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:24,972
MAN 2:
Where is Cooper?
1801
01:18:25,105 --> 01:18:27,808
-RICH: Coop? Cooper?
-MAN 3: Come on!
1802
01:18:27,942 --> 01:18:29,810
JOHN:
Right field, kid.
1803
01:18:31,312 --> 01:18:34,915
-Where were you?
-Ah, hanging out by the creek.
1804
01:18:38,219 --> 01:18:39,753
-Fair enough.
-MAN 4: Riverdogs tie the game,
1805
01:18:39,887 --> 01:18:41,722
and Dilberto leaves
to play flashlight tag
1806
01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:43,224
with his son.
1807
01:18:50,064 --> 01:18:52,634
Kinda cold out here, guys.
1808
01:18:52,766 --> 01:18:54,301
Warmer in the dugout.
1809
01:18:54,435 --> 01:18:56,904
(player yelling indistinctly
in distance)
1810
01:19:02,910 --> 01:19:03,978
-(bat strikes ball)
-MAN 1: Up!
1811
01:19:04,111 --> 01:19:05,012
MAN 2:
Get there, John.
1812
01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:06,747
MAN 3:
Get it!
1813
01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:09,116
JOHN:
Yeah!
1814
01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:10,484
Nice.
1815
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:16,824
(man slowly whistling
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game")
1816
01:19:29,937 --> 01:19:32,039
(whistling continues)
1817
01:19:47,087 --> 01:19:48,088
MAN:
Franny, what are you doing?
1818
01:19:48,222 --> 01:19:49,356
Playing with squirrels?
1819
01:19:49,490 --> 01:19:50,958
Chop chop!
1820
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:54,261
(organ music playing over radio)
1821
01:19:54,395 --> 01:19:55,796
NARRATOR (over radio):
This Halloween,
1822
01:19:55,929 --> 01:19:57,532
are you finally brave enough
1823
01:19:57,666 --> 01:19:58,866
for the Creepy Climb?
1824
01:19:58,999 --> 01:20:00,901
Ooh...
1825
01:20:01,035 --> 01:20:04,238
Terror awaits
on the Creepy Climb.
1826
01:20:04,371 --> 01:20:07,609
Ascend this haunted hill
if you dare.
1827
01:20:07,742 --> 01:20:12,012
See horror in a new dimension:
height.
1828
01:20:12,146 --> 01:20:14,815
Every 100 feet promises
a new scare.
1829
01:20:14,948 --> 01:20:16,183
GARRETT:
C'mon, right to the glove, Troy.
1830
01:20:16,317 --> 01:20:18,653
(advertisement
continues indistinctly)
1831
01:20:18,787 --> 01:20:20,387
JOHN:
Oof.
1832
01:20:22,089 --> 01:20:24,091
-(ball strikes backstop fence)
-GARRETT: Ah!
1833
01:20:24,224 --> 01:20:25,426
-(Garrett laughs)
-JOHN: Ugh!
1834
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:26,795
(John laughs)
1835
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:29,363
-JOHN: Damn it.
-GARRETT: Sorry, John.
1836
01:20:30,397 --> 01:20:32,266
JOHN:
Ah! There you go.
1837
01:20:34,301 --> 01:20:37,271
GRAHAM: Come on, Troy, focus.
Let's go.
1838
01:20:37,404 --> 01:20:38,807
MAN 1: There it is,
settle in, settle in.
1839
01:20:38,939 --> 01:20:40,974
There's the sign.
There we go, Troy!
1840
01:20:41,108 --> 01:20:43,877
(eerie theme playing)
1841
01:20:44,011 --> 01:20:46,347
-(bat strikes ball)
-(players clamoring)
1842
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:47,214
GARRETT:
Call it.
1843
01:20:47,348 --> 01:20:49,183
KEVIN:
Two, two, two.
1844
01:20:49,316 --> 01:20:50,918
-(man speaks indistinctly)
-GRAHAM: C'mon, guys.
1845
01:20:51,051 --> 01:20:52,520
GRAHAM:
I'm here. I'm here.
1846
01:20:52,654 --> 01:20:54,254
-GARRETT: It's right--
-MAN 1: Get the fucking ball.
1847
01:20:54,388 --> 01:20:55,889
-GARRETT: No, no-- He's going.
-MAN 2: It's gone.
1848
01:20:56,023 --> 01:20:57,191
-GRAHAM: C'mon, guys, get it in.
-MAN 3: Four!
1849
01:20:57,324 --> 01:20:58,526
-MAN 4: Again?
-MAN 5: Yo! Four--
1850
01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:00,427
-MAN 6: Fuck!
-RICH: I don't know.
1851
01:21:00,562 --> 01:21:01,895
-GARRETT: Does he really not--?
-MAN 7: All right.
1852
01:21:02,029 --> 01:21:03,330
RICH:
God!
1853
01:21:03,464 --> 01:21:05,332
Yo, wait, hold it, hold it.
No, no, no, wait.
1854
01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:07,368
Did it go under the car?
Wait, Derek, did it go
under the car?
1855
01:21:07,501 --> 01:21:08,936
Because
we could argue for that.
1856
01:21:09,069 --> 01:21:10,137
Troy, we could argue
for interference.
1857
01:21:10,270 --> 01:21:11,972
No, I'm done, man.
1858
01:21:12,106 --> 01:21:14,007
It's one more out, man.
We need you.
1859
01:21:14,141 --> 01:21:16,076
No, it's a no go
for me this time.
1860
01:21:16,210 --> 01:21:18,045
I should have left with the umps
a long time ago.
1861
01:21:18,178 --> 01:21:19,313
All right, come on.
1862
01:21:19,446 --> 01:21:22,082
Switch with Wilton.
Hey, Wilton.
1863
01:21:22,216 --> 01:21:24,485
WILTON:
No way, boss. I ain't stupid.
1864
01:21:24,619 --> 01:21:26,554
There's no way I'm shortstopping
anyway, buddy.
1865
01:21:26,688 --> 01:21:28,790
All right, you know,
switch with Logan.
1866
01:21:28,922 --> 01:21:30,324
-Logan.
-LOGAN: Pitch?
1867
01:21:30,457 --> 01:21:31,659
Logan.
1868
01:21:31,793 --> 01:21:34,895
LOGAN: Hey, Garrett,
grab my other glove?
1869
01:21:35,028 --> 01:21:36,296
Come on.
1870
01:21:37,832 --> 01:21:39,768
-I'm doing this for the kid.
-GARRETT: Yep.
1871
01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,235
Okay?
1872
01:21:43,470 --> 01:21:44,839
And I--I'm...
1873
01:21:44,972 --> 01:21:46,674
I'm doing it
under protest.
1874
01:21:48,976 --> 01:21:50,110
Whatever the hell
that means.
1875
01:21:50,244 --> 01:21:51,178
LOGAN: Hey, good outing,
good outing.
1876
01:21:51,311 --> 01:21:52,714
TROY:
It's all love.
1877
01:21:52,847 --> 01:21:54,248
LOGAN: I don't think
you need the shades anymore.
1878
01:21:54,381 --> 01:21:55,617
TROY:
Yeah, fuck off.
1879
01:22:22,710 --> 01:22:24,111
(sighs)
1880
01:22:32,119 --> 01:22:33,555
How's your arm feel?
1881
01:22:33,688 --> 01:22:36,256
LOGAN:
Good enough to get to extras.
1882
01:22:36,390 --> 01:22:38,425
I don't think
anyone wants to play.
1883
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,662
Just one batter at a time,
all right?
1884
01:22:42,062 --> 01:22:43,497
What are you focusing on
at community?
1885
01:22:43,631 --> 01:22:46,801
-(church bell tolling)
-Staying in the lineup.
1886
01:22:46,935 --> 01:22:49,069
No. What are you studying?
1887
01:22:49,203 --> 01:22:51,104
(scoffs)
Engineering.
1888
01:22:53,608 --> 01:22:55,476
Good to know.
1889
01:22:55,610 --> 01:22:58,011
If you need a job,
give me a call.
1890
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:09,122
No fuckin' way
I'm staying for a tenth.
1891
01:23:09,256 --> 01:23:10,925
You won't have to.
1892
01:23:11,058 --> 01:23:13,126
Just visualize the victory.
1893
01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:15,630
Visualize
the victory.
1894
01:23:17,932 --> 01:23:20,768
See the ball hitting
that pine tree out there.
1895
01:23:20,902 --> 01:23:22,937
And make it a reality.
1896
01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:25,005
Mind over matter.
1897
01:23:26,139 --> 01:23:27,474
Oh, yeah?
1898
01:23:28,408 --> 01:23:30,712
Sometimes when it's cold,
1899
01:23:30,845 --> 01:23:34,749
I go out on my deck
and sleep in my chair,
1900
01:23:34,883 --> 01:23:37,251
using my mind to keep me warm.
1901
01:23:37,384 --> 01:23:38,418
(bat strikes ball)
1902
01:23:38,553 --> 01:23:40,020
(player yells indistinctly)
1903
01:23:40,153 --> 01:23:41,723
You're up.
1904
01:23:41,856 --> 01:23:43,490
Go use your mind.
1905
01:23:53,801 --> 01:23:55,269
FRANNY:
Ball one.
1906
01:23:57,639 --> 01:23:59,941
Strike zone
doesn't exist anymore.
1907
01:24:00,073 --> 01:24:01,543
Just let 'em hit it.
1908
01:24:03,277 --> 01:24:04,812
You got a light?
1909
01:24:08,382 --> 01:24:10,050
FRANNY:
Ball two.
1910
01:24:15,623 --> 01:24:16,791
This is fun.
1911
01:24:18,191 --> 01:24:19,326
FRANNY:
Ball three.
1912
01:24:19,459 --> 01:24:21,829
-That's a strike.
-My man!
1913
01:24:21,963 --> 01:24:24,999
-Where did that miss?
-Above the letters.
1914
01:24:25,132 --> 01:24:28,135
His letters are too low.
Bad shirt.
1915
01:24:29,704 --> 01:24:31,271
GARRETT:
Take it easy, guys.
1916
01:24:31,405 --> 01:24:33,641
(players chattering)
1917
01:24:41,683 --> 01:24:42,951
-FRANNY: Ball four.
-MAN: No!
1918
01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:43,952
Get me a jacket.
1919
01:24:44,084 --> 01:24:45,118
(scoffs)
1920
01:24:45,252 --> 01:24:46,554
Where do you want it?
1921
01:24:46,688 --> 01:24:49,591
I...I'm trying.
1922
01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:54,796
LOGAN:
No, I don't need this.
1923
01:24:55,964 --> 01:24:57,532
No wild pitches.
1924
01:24:59,132 --> 01:25:02,837
(announcer speaking indistinctly
over radio in distance)
1925
01:25:10,979 --> 01:25:12,245
(bat strikes ball)
1926
01:25:13,113 --> 01:25:15,215
(players clamoring)
1927
01:25:16,450 --> 01:25:18,052
MAN 1:
Fuck!
1928
01:25:18,185 --> 01:25:20,822
(dramatic theme playing)
1929
01:25:23,091 --> 01:25:24,391
MAN 2:
Next one.
1930
01:25:29,063 --> 01:25:30,464
Hey. New guy.
1931
01:25:30,598 --> 01:25:32,667
Oh, hey.
What did I miss?
1932
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,602
Not much.
1933
01:25:34,736 --> 01:25:35,903
Just started.
1934
01:25:46,581 --> 01:25:48,783
-Cooper, don't swing.
-COOPER: Okay.
1935
01:25:50,585 --> 01:25:52,120
-TIM: This isn't Mom pitching.
-Okay. Okay.
1936
01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:54,522
-You don't to swing
at everything.
-Okay. Tim.
1937
01:25:57,157 --> 01:25:58,826
GARRETT:
Test him, Logan.
1938
01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:04,464
FRANNY:
Ball one.
1939
01:26:04,599 --> 01:26:06,199
TIM:
There you go.
1940
01:26:07,669 --> 01:26:10,905
(baseball broadcast on radio
in distance continues)
1941
01:26:18,713 --> 01:26:21,348
-(ball smacks glove)
-FRANNY: Ball two.
1942
01:26:40,068 --> 01:26:42,202
-(ball smacks glove)
-FRANNY: Ball three.
1943
01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:50,277
BOBBY: Hitter's count.
If you like it, drive it.
1944
01:26:50,410 --> 01:26:52,345
TIM:
No, Bobby.
1945
01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:54,347
He's not swinging.
1946
01:27:03,524 --> 01:27:05,760
Is it really
gonna end this way?
1947
01:27:16,070 --> 01:27:18,039
FRANNY:
Strike two.
1948
01:27:18,172 --> 01:27:19,473
Full count.
1949
01:27:30,651 --> 01:27:32,720
(dramatic theme playing)
1950
01:27:40,327 --> 01:27:41,596
(exhales)
1951
01:27:56,343 --> 01:27:58,045
Ball four.
1952
01:28:04,252 --> 01:28:06,120
MAN 1:
Hell yeah, Coop!
1953
01:28:06,254 --> 01:28:07,855
MAN 2:
First base, Coop.
1954
01:28:11,358 --> 01:28:13,360
MAN 3: Final run
at Soldier's Field.
1955
01:28:13,493 --> 01:28:16,296
-Way to go, Timbo.
-Thanks, buddy.
1956
01:28:16,429 --> 01:28:17,765
-MAN 4: Nice job, Coop.
-MAN 5: Hey!
1957
01:28:17,899 --> 01:28:19,432
-MAN 5: Good eye, Coop.
-COOPER: Thanks.
1958
01:28:19,567 --> 01:28:21,102
-PRESTON: Good job, Coop.
-MAN 6: Hey, Garrett.
1959
01:28:21,235 --> 01:28:22,402
COOPER:
Awesome.
1960
01:28:22,537 --> 01:28:23,738
MAN 7:
Sorry, Garrett.
1961
01:28:26,707 --> 01:28:28,176
(dramatic theme playing)
1962
01:28:28,308 --> 01:28:31,712
MAN 8:
Aces, Aces, Aces.
1963
01:28:40,154 --> 01:28:42,590
GRAHAM:
Cooper, you're in that car.
1964
01:28:42,723 --> 01:28:45,458
-See you at Aces.
-Yes, sir.
1965
01:28:45,593 --> 01:28:47,028
Good night, Garrett.
1966
01:28:47,161 --> 01:28:48,062
(players speak indistinctly)
1967
01:28:48,196 --> 01:28:49,697
-Nice game.
-Yeah.
1968
01:28:49,831 --> 01:28:51,232
Graham.
1969
01:28:51,364 --> 01:28:53,634
(all chattering)
1970
01:29:02,643 --> 01:29:05,112
(chattering continues)
1971
01:29:28,435 --> 01:29:30,137
FRANNY:
Walk off base on balls.
1972
01:29:30,271 --> 01:29:33,007
We got a tradition for that.
You know what I'm talking about.
1973
01:29:34,876 --> 01:29:37,111
-Hey, are you okay?
-Yep, yep, yep.
1974
01:29:40,214 --> 01:29:42,350
Where's Ed's bag?
1975
01:29:42,482 --> 01:29:44,685
Uh, it's that one?
1976
01:29:44,819 --> 01:29:45,953
This one?
1977
01:29:47,054 --> 01:29:49,156
Happy early
Thanksgiving.
1978
01:29:52,425 --> 01:29:55,096
-Kevin, turn the car on.
-KEVIN: Yeah.
1979
01:29:56,097 --> 01:29:58,599
-You want a beer?
-KEVIN: Yeah.
1980
01:29:59,533 --> 01:30:01,736
(aluminum cans rattling)
1981
01:30:19,086 --> 01:30:23,190
Hey, um, maybe we do a meet up
over the winter at a bar.
1982
01:30:23,324 --> 01:30:24,759
You have
everyone's contacts.
1983
01:30:24,892 --> 01:30:27,395
Could be worth reaching out.
1984
01:30:27,528 --> 01:30:29,730
Yeah, I'll think on it.
1985
01:30:35,569 --> 01:30:37,571
(aluminum cans rattling)
1986
01:30:49,449 --> 01:30:52,452
(dramatic theme playing)
1987
01:30:52,586 --> 01:30:54,588
(car engine starts)
1988
01:31:25,052 --> 01:31:26,554
(sniffs)
1989
01:31:27,621 --> 01:31:30,858
-You need any help?
-Nah.
1990
01:31:32,059 --> 01:31:34,562
Guess I'm just
kind of winging it now.
1991
01:31:38,933 --> 01:31:41,335
(narrator speaking indistinctly
over radio)
1992
01:31:41,469 --> 01:31:42,903
(firework pops in distance)
1993
01:31:47,341 --> 01:31:48,676
(firework pops in distance)
1994
01:31:52,613 --> 01:31:54,648
(firework squeals,
pops in distance)
1995
01:31:58,019 --> 01:32:01,188
-(fireworks popping)
-(firework squeals in distance)
1996
01:32:04,558 --> 01:32:05,426
(firework pops in distance)
1997
01:32:05,559 --> 01:32:07,028
(fireworks popping)
1998
01:32:08,863 --> 01:32:11,065
(firework squeals,
pops in distance)
1999
01:32:13,768 --> 01:32:15,936
(church bell tolling)
2000
01:32:16,070 --> 01:32:18,739
-(fireworks popping)
-(firework squeals in distance)
2001
01:32:18,873 --> 01:32:20,641
(firework squeals in distance)
2002
01:32:21,976 --> 01:32:24,045
-(firework pops in distance)
-(fireworks popping)
2003
01:32:26,714 --> 01:32:28,149
(firework pops in distance)
2004
01:32:30,951 --> 01:32:32,653
(firework pops in distance)
2005
01:32:34,755 --> 01:32:36,791
(firework squeals,
pops in distance)
2006
01:32:44,098 --> 01:32:48,769
(church bell tolling the hour)
2007
01:32:56,677 --> 01:32:59,980
FRANNY (echos a la Lou Gehrig):
Today, day, day, day...
2008
01:33:00,114 --> 01:33:03,818
I consider myself,
self, self...
2009
01:33:04,952 --> 01:33:08,255
the luckiest man, man, man...
2010
01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:14,662
on the face
of the earth, earth, earth...
2011
01:33:39,086 --> 01:33:41,922
Where do we go, Joe DiMaggio?
2012
01:34:26,901 --> 01:34:31,105
(crickets and insects
buzzing and chirping)
2013
01:34:44,952 --> 01:34:48,623
TOM WAITS:
One, two, three, four...
2014
01:34:48,756 --> 01:34:52,326
(Tom Waits' "Ol' 55" playing)
2015
01:35:01,536 --> 01:35:05,172
♪ Well, my time went
So quickly ♪
2016
01:35:05,306 --> 01:35:09,511
♪ I went lickety-splitly ♪
2017
01:35:09,644 --> 01:35:14,348
♪ Out to my ol' 55 ♪
2018
01:35:15,716 --> 01:35:19,688
♪ As I pulled away slowly ♪
2019
01:35:19,820 --> 01:35:22,189
♪ Feeling so holy ♪
2020
01:35:22,323 --> 01:35:27,995
♪ God knows
I was feeling alive ♪
2021
01:35:29,129 --> 01:35:34,335
♪ Now, the sun's coming up ♪
2022
01:35:36,303 --> 01:35:41,141
♪ I'm riding with Lady Luck ♪
2023
01:35:43,277 --> 01:35:47,948
♪ Freeway, cars and trucks ♪
2024
01:35:50,484 --> 01:35:54,855
♪ Stars beginning to fade ♪
2025
01:35:57,191 --> 01:36:01,228
♪ And I lead the parade ♪
2026
01:36:03,632 --> 01:36:09,169
♪ Just a-wishin'
I'd stayed a little longer ♪
2027
01:36:10,204 --> 01:36:11,740
♪ Oh, Lord, let me tell ya ♪
2028
01:36:11,872 --> 01:36:15,175
♪ That the feeling
Getting stronger ♪
2029
01:36:18,145 --> 01:36:22,149
♪ And it's six
In the morning ♪
2030
01:36:22,283 --> 01:36:24,818
♪ Gave me no warning ♪
2031
01:36:24,952 --> 01:36:29,890
♪ I had to be on my way ♪
2032
01:36:31,225 --> 01:36:34,562
♪ Well, there's trucks
All a-passin' me ♪
2033
01:36:34,696 --> 01:36:37,732
♪ And the lights
All are flashing ♪
2034
01:36:37,865 --> 01:36:43,871
♪ I'm on my way home
From your place ♪
2035
01:36:44,004 --> 01:36:49,343
♪ And now the sun's
Coming up ♪
2036
01:36:51,211 --> 01:36:55,983
♪ And I'm riding
With Lady Luck ♪
2037
01:36:58,085 --> 01:37:02,489
♪ Freeway, cars and trucks ♪
2038
01:37:05,292 --> 01:37:09,330
♪ Stars beginning to fade ♪
2039
01:37:12,066 --> 01:37:16,403
♪ And I lead the parade ♪
2040
01:37:18,505 --> 01:37:24,178
♪ Just a-wishin'
I'd stayed a little longer ♪
2041
01:37:25,212 --> 01:37:27,147
♪ Oh Lord, let me tell ya ♪
2042
01:37:27,281 --> 01:37:30,351
♪ The feeling
Getting stronger ♪
2043
01:37:33,253 --> 01:37:36,390
♪ And my time went
So quickly ♪
2044
01:37:36,524 --> 01:37:40,327
♪ I went lickety-splitly ♪
2045
01:37:40,461 --> 01:37:44,965
♪ Out to my ol' 55 ♪
2046
01:37:46,266 --> 01:37:50,270
♪ As I pulled away slowly ♪
2047
01:37:50,404 --> 01:37:52,741
♪ Feeling so holy ♪
2048
01:37:52,873 --> 01:37:58,212
♪ God knows
I was feeling alive ♪
2049
01:37:59,279 --> 01:38:04,552
♪ And now the sun's
Coming up ♪
2050
01:38:06,554 --> 01:38:11,358
♪ I'm riding with Lady Luck ♪
2051
01:38:13,394 --> 01:38:18,065
♪ Freeway, cars and trucks ♪
2052
01:38:20,134 --> 01:38:24,539
♪ Freeway, cars and trucks ♪
2053
01:38:26,641 --> 01:38:31,378
♪ Freeway, cars and trucks ♪