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Beep-beep! Ty, can you not make
the sounds, please?
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I'm actually going to head out and
get some food. I'm kind of wiped.
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You can't do that, Jo,
you've got to stay with me.
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But not like ALL the time.
Yeah, all the time. That's the job.
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Hey?! Did I ask for a food van?
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Jo, what you doing? Can't believe
you haven't been up here.
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He could be living under
a fake identity.
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You had two boys.
Two little tiddlers.
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Yeah, Levi's, er...he's doing great.
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OK, you got me.
My mum left us when I was ten.
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I knew it.
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This is a bad idea.
We'll agree to disagree.
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Ty, let's go, like let's not...
Oh, my God, this is incredible!
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Yeah! Yes!
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OK, even I didn't know
you could look THAT good!
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You nailed your first job. Yeah!
Yes.
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And there is only more
where that's coming from.
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I would like a divorce.
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Please.
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It's no big deal. Yes, it is.
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Literally everyone does it.
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Not in this way, and I've only ever
had PAs do it before,
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not friends, so...
Come on, I've changed
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a bunch of shitty diapers before.
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Yeah, you know, I don't really love
being compared to a baby.
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So, remember, you basically just put
it in and give it a swirl.
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I know! I've done my training.
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I am certified.
I know what I'm doing.
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OK.
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JO CLEARS THORAT
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OK.
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Um... Swirl... Oh.
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Other hole. Yeah, sorry.
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There it is.
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And...
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..swirl.
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Yeah? Yes. Thanks, yeah.
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JO QUIETLY RETCHES
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Are you gagging? No.
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CONTINUES RETCHING
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You are, you're gagging!
No, I'm not. I'm sorry!
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This is SO humiliating!
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No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, get me out of here.
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I just... Um... Er...
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Just put your finger in my ass.
This was a bad idea.
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No, do it! For equality's sake.
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OK...
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JO EXHALES
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BOTH GRUNT
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You pee in the shower, don't you?
I do pee in the shower.
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I'm peeing right now.
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Right...
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Your pubic mound is my Everest,
baby.
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SHAVER WHIRS
OK, but I want it to say "panache".
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Got it - less mullet,
more curtain bangs.
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Be ready for your big day out.
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What about a centre parting?
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Are you still up
for that exhibition this morning?
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Apparently it's very dick-heavy.
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Oh, I adore the morning wood,
you know that.
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Special delivery! Ooh, sorry.
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Oh. Your chair's here!
Whoops! OK.
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Be careful. Sorry, clear that.
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Is that my shirt?
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And glasses?!
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Sweet new ride. Want to get in?
Um...
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Maybe later. Right.
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We...cruise around those galleries
today.
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Yeah. Almost done.
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You want me to do the back?
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So is this a bad time?
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Well, I...I need to, er...
I need to get changed, so...
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Oh, does that mean... Oh.
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What did I tell you about subtext?
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Huh?
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I am not...British.
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Where are you taking that?
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I haven't decided yet.
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HE TUTS
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Here I come.
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Oh.
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I used to fantasise about this.
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When you were in Canada.
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Mmm. Me too.
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It's a new era, isn't it?
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Electric chair. We should celebrate.
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It's a power chair, though, darling.
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Unless you're Texan.
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Well, then, maybe...
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IN TEXAN DRAWL: ..I should find us
some peach cobbler
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and we can add that to the
celebratory dinner -
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what do you say, little miss?
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Can I ask you something?
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I've never been onstage. Not once.
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Do you ever feel like...
when we're...
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..when we're in public, um...
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..how do you feel about being
seen with me?
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Because you're young and fit
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and all the older women get jealous?
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No.
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Because I'm a wheelchair user.
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Honestly?
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Just proud.
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I feel proud to be with someone
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who is so intelligent, kind,
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witty,
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creative
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and sexy.
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And chair is part of that.
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It's part of you.
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And I fucking love
every single part of you.
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But people that don't see that?
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I think, fuck 'em. It's their loss.
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You've lost nothing.
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MUSIC: Heels
by Billy Nomates
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# I do not do heels
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# Oh,
and the climate ain't right... #
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Whoa! Jesus. Fuck!
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I told you, stalking isn't my thing.
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This is my family home.
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And if anything, you're stalking me.
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What are you doing here? Well, since
you refuse to go on a date with me,
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I have decided to bring
the date to you.
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Had to guess your coffee order
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but everything about your vibe
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SCREAMS black americano
with a dash of oat.
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I actually like almond milk better.
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ABE WHISTLES HAPPILY
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Ooh!
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You good?
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Great. Yeah. You?
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Yeah. Look after her.
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That's really patronising.
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Hey.
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Some of us have actual work
to get to. Yeah, me too.
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The family of mice in the van aren't
going to move themselves, are they?
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Freya?
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I feel like you should name it.
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Ooh.
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What about Chair,
but you pronounce it Cher?
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You know, like Sonny and Cher.
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Oh...
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What about Chair-kira?
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OK...
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Got it.
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Yeah, I think I'm in.
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And we're locked in.
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Ooh! There's lights!
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Very high-tech.
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OK. Yeah?
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Yeah. Shall we give it a whirl?
Uh-huh.
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Go on. Whoa! Whoa!
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LAUGHING: I got it, OK!
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The thing goes really fast!
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Oh! Oops! Shit.
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Take it on. Thanks. Go.
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Woooo! Oh, Jesus!
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CHUCKLING
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SQUEALING
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Steer, I got you.
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Woo!
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Ziggy-ziggy-ziggy.
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It's going to be great for
the limbo. And power naps.
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Can you just, um,
can you get me out, please?
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Come on! Let's take Chair Danes out
for a spin!
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Just... Come on, let's take her out.
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Jo, I told you,
get me out of this, please.
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Jesus.
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LOW WHIRRING
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OK.
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What happened?
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Nothing. I'm just tired.
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Just give me a few minutes.
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OK...
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Do you even want me in here, or not?
I'm good. Thanks.
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Ah, take a seat. Thank you. Thanks.
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Oh, is that an artwork
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or is it just lollipops?
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Lollipops.
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So, what brings you here today?
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Thought it might be a little bit
novel, or illuminating,
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I don't know, um,
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to chat some things through
as we finalise our divorce.
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Um, there are a few contentious
points that come up
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that we can't quite agree on.
How long have you been separated?
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Around 13 years. 14 years.
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Oh. Why divorce now?
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Because he wants to get remarried.
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And is that a source of tension?
No, not at all.
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No, she's absolutely fantastic.
I really like her, she's...
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I mean, she is half his age
but then she uses a wheelchair,
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so, you know,
swings and roundabouts.
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That's... I'm joking.
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That's a joke. I'm joking.
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I'm joking! I thought...
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I thought it was funny,
it wasn't funny. I'm sorry.
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She's a lovely, lovely human being
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and, um,
she's also a very talented artist.
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And they're a great couple and
I sincerely wish you all the best.
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So I'm sorry. Fuck.
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Thank you, Jane. Fuck. I'm sorry.
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I'll tell you
what I do find wearying, though,
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is, er, a newly acquired enthusiasm
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for communicating every single
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recently identified emotion.
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We'd been together since we were 18,
I know him inside out.
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I know what he's thinking just
from the way he's shaking his leg.
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I-I would like to go forward,
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you know, more objectively
and fact-based...
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True to form?
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Um, yeah.
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And I, er, not being a clairvoyant,
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um - less able to read
Jane's mind,
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or indeed any of her appendages
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so, yeah, I thought it might be
helpful to come along
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and chat about things and try
and see things
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through a slightly more emotional
lens. Sorry.
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What would you say that the main
sources of conflict are, right now?
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TOGETHER: Our assets.
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Nice doodles.
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Stop flirting with me,
I'm trying to work.
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The only main asset, if you want to
call it that,
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is the house, which obviously
I'm keeping hold of and...
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So this is the...
this is the, er, issue.
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The house,
"Which obviously I'm keeping".
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You're just...you're just going
to keep the house, are you?
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What, the house that was our family
home? The house that I have raised
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our son in, alone,
for the past 15 years.
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Alone?! Ser...seriously?!
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We always said that we were going to
sell the house when Levi moved out.
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And he's currently sleeping
on your sofa -
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he's not exactly on his feet, is he?
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And what would you prefer happened
to the house, Jane?
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Sell it, obviously.
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Or failing that,
Abe should buy me out.
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Er, yeah, great.
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Perfect, perfect solution. Yeah.
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IN STRONG AMERICAN ACCENT:
You want cash or card?!
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OK, so now he's joking
in an American accent.
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That is his entrenched
dysfunctional pattern.
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Sorry for the accent. It's just...
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IN STRONG AMERICAN ACCENT: ..it
ain't going to hap....
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I'm doing it again, sorry.
It's not going to happen, OK?
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I'm just... Do you even know
how much that house is worth today?
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I mean, I don't have that
kind of cash. Does anyone?
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So you've fallen out of love with
gentrification today, have you?
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I am... I'm genuinely astonished
that you would have thought
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I-I was just giving you the house.
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Do you have any emotional connection
to the house?
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I know
it's a very difficult decision.
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But I think it's the right one.
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Wow, actual deja vu.
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That's a little...verbatim,
what she said the day she left.
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When you separated?
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Thank you... When she left us, yeah.
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Now, Doc, what do you think?
Does someone need a lollipop?
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It's fast shaping out to be
my perfect morning.
258
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,240
I said I'd be home by one o'clock.
259
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,280
Can I jump in and get a lift?
260
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,280
JANE LAUGHS INCREDULOUSLY
Yeah, that's a yes.
261
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,760
For fuck's sake.
262
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,440
I can feel her analysing us
from the window.
263
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,360
Empaths do not live
in a house like that.
264
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,640
DOORBELL
265
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,040
Yeah, come in, come in, come in.
266
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,400
Oh, shit. Builder?
267
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,040
Baker. Baker.
268
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,800
Yeah. Er, Baker's my name.
269
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,160
Oh. Yeah.
270
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,880
Patisserie route felt too obvious.
271
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,640
So... You're Freya?
272
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:49,800
Sometimes.
273
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,480
Er, wait here, please.
274
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,640
OK, time's up, dudette.
275
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,600
Builder's here.
And his name is Baker.
276
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,840
What, already? Where's Abe?
Come on. Let me get you up.
277
00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,040
No, I'm waiting for Abe.
We're doing this together.
278
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,680
So... Come on, Freya. You can't just
like Cleopatra all day
279
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,480
and wait for your servants
to come and wait on you.
280
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,360
I mean, why not?
Sounds kind of chic to me.
281
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,480
Not the servants part.
282
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,680
It's been fucking hours.
We've missed the show.
283
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,160
Why are you being so flaky?
284
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,080
I'm the flake?! I mean, it's not
like you stick to YOUR plans.
285
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,000
What's THAT supposed to mean?
Last year.
286
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000
Last year?! What the f...?
287
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,640
Jesus Christ.
288
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,360
What is wrong with you?
289
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,240
It's almost like you're trying to
pick a fight with me.
290
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,840
Jo, just bring him in here.
291
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,840
Fine.
292
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,880
Her Highness awaits you.
293
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,400
Hey. Hi, Freya.
294
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,720
I'm so sorry,
I don't know where my partner is.
295
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,160
He's obviously running late.
296
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,760
Can we just wait till he comes?
Yeah, absolutely.
297
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:44,040
I'll just...I'll wait out here.
No problem...no problem at all.
298
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,960
Respectful distance. OK.
299
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,280
Everything all right?
300
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,280
Yeah, yeah, I just...
301
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,520
I forgot you drive like you...
302
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,800
..like you've got an open coffin
on the roof.
303
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,560
40mph is the limit,
not the goal.
304
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,320
How's work?
305
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,680
It's fine, thanks, it's good.
306
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,640
Taken a bit of a step back actually,
you know, it's... Oh.
307
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,440
Want to do a little bit less. Well,
308
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,120
I want more time with Freya,
you know. Just...
309
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,680
Wow. Yeah.
310
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,000
How noble.
311
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,080
Would like Freya to settle in
properly, so... To be around.
312
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,000
So you decided to earn a bit less?
313
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,080
It's not about money, Jane.
314
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,880
It's about time.
315
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,560
You know? That's my...
316
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,480
..that's the point
I was trying to make with Dr Roscia.
317
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,960
For the avoidance of doubt,
318
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:36,160
I would still like my half
of the house in money, please.
319
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,920
This is interesting.
320
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,880
Doorframe? Yeah.
321
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,160
Yeah, my partner did that
so my chair would fit.
322
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,720
Oh. Sweet gesture.
323
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,280
Mm. Terrible technique.
324
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,640
True.
325
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,640
Oh, you can perch here, if you want.
326
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,800
Huh? Oh, no, that's all right,
I'll just...I'll wait out here.
327
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,320
No, I mean, really, there's loads of
space in here, I don't mind at all.
328
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,560
No, no, it's important for me
329
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,200
that you feel comfortable in my
presence so... I feel comfortable.
330
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,040
Work had us go
on a course on sexual harassment.
331
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,680
It...it was eye-opening.
332
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,840
I bet.
333
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,640
Er, was it just the kitchen the
we were going to have a look at
334
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,200
when he gets back?
I mean, yeah, to start.
335
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,760
Er, I... If you want to check
it out, it's down the corridor.
336
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,000
Yeah?
337
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,280
Round to the left. Yeah.
338
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,800
I mean, I'd love to get
those like lowered units
339
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,800
so I can reach to the backburners
because I adore cooking.
340
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,440
Hey.
341
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,840
And if I could get like a quote
for the lift as well?
342
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:36,360
I know they're super expensive and
we're going to have to prioritise.
343
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,480
Dexterity-wise...can you do this?
344
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,000
No, I can't do that for shit.
345
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,080
I mean, I'd like to get
automated blinds,
346
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,360
but it's not really urgent, so...
Isn't it?
347
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,600
You know, to me,
a house isn't a home
348
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,840
until you can make it work for you,
you know?
349
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,440
Right, I mean, I'd LIKE
to be able to, at some point.
350
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,320
I mean,
I don't always have bed days.
351
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,840
Hey, no judgments here.
352
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,200
No judgments.
353
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,120
My...my mum had chronic pain,
354
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,440
so she spent most of my childhood
in bed.
355
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,400
A high priestess issuing commands
from her chamber -
356
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,840
I feel right at home.
357
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,840
THEY CHUCKLE
358
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,000
Yeah.
359
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,240
Was that all right, me sharing
something personal about myself -
360
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,480
did that make you feel
more or less comfortable?
361
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,080
You're good.
362
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,680
CLATTERING
363
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,360
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY
364
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,360
SHE SIGHS
365
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,000
I knew you'd come around.
366
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,600
This isn't a date. No.
367
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,280
It's just two people who fancy
each other having a cup of tea.
368
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,840
Dude, I'm bored as shit.
369
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,480
Do you want to play a game?
Truth or Dare?
370
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,600
What are we, 13?
371
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,440
Truth.
Where were you before you came here?
372
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,640
Freya's crotch, mostly.
373
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,440
France.
374
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:01,960
Dare.
375
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,600
Chug one of those warm beers.
376
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,760
I don't drink. Truth.
Why are you here NOW?
377
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,320
You don't drink? It's my turn.
Answer the question.
378
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,480
I'm here to help Freya. Is that it?
379
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,440
Truth. Why don't you drink?
380
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,160
Meds. Dare.
381
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,440
Flash the next person
who walks past.
382
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,400
Hey, kid! Titties.
383
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,200
Ungrateful little shit.
384
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,640
Yeah, that's a shame, that.
385
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,800
Could have been an important
core memory for him. Truth.
386
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,400
Why do you still live
with your parents?
387
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,400
Because I had a breakdown
in Indonesia
388
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,080
and now everybody's very worried
about me.
389
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,320
Truth, do you think about me
as often as I think about you?
390
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,160
Truth.
How often do you think about me?
391
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,440
Not that much.
Dare. Leave me the fuck alone.
392
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,880
IMITATES WATER DRIPPING
393
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,240
Incessant drip.
394
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,840
So good at that.
395
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,840
Hope it's not annoying.
396
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,640
So, what is it, this thing you've
got to get home for so quickly?
397
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,600
Oh, it's nothing. Just have an
appointment.
398
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,160
Just got a builder come... Or a
modifications guy coming round
399
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,440
for some quote... What, a bui...?
What, today? You've got a builder
400
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,920
coming round today?!
A modifications guy.
401
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,160
Yeah. Just...just for a quote.
402
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,360
We're just going to do some minor
changes to the house.
403
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,720
Like what? Like a...like a ramp up
to the front door kind of thing?
404
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,880
Yeah. No.
Adapting the kitchen a little bit,
405
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,760
you know, just the... And, um,
406
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,960
and maybe widening
a couple of doorframes.
407
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,080
I'm sorry,
but I don't know why you bother.
408
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,840
Freya can only use the ground floor.
409
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,480
You're just living on one floor.
410
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,480
I don't know why you even need
the rest of the house?
411
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,120
For the time being she can, yeah,
but, you know, that...
412
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,760
..that might change. What? How?
413
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,280
I don't know, later on we might...
414
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,840
..we might talk about, you know,
putting in a lift.
415
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,560
What did you say? Huh? Lift?
416
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,120
Are you putting in a lift?
417
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,000
I didn't say putting in, I said...
We're talking about selling
418
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,160
the house and... Are you installing
a fucking lift?!
419
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,200
Not installing anything.
We're getting quotes!
420
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,040
You're ripping in half the house
that we co-own, without my consent?!
421
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,400
Quotes! You are unbelievable!
422
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,040
Oh, come on. I... I don't know why
we even go for these conversations,
423
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,320
when you're just going to do exactly
what you want anyway.
424
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,800
The arrogance of it. Ugh!
425
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,440
Freya needs an accessible home!
426
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,280
Don't make me feel like a prick.
427
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,320
If she needs an accessible home, why
you don't sell ours and buy her one?
428
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,480
Because I don't want
to lose my home! I've earned it.
429
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,080
I stayed, OK?
430
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,720
You're the one who upped and left.
431
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,360
OK. So you want to be paid
432
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,520
for parenting in-house?
I don't want to be paid...
433
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,360
I'll tell you what's actually going
on here... ..anything.
434
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,240
What's actually going on, you are
charging me... I don't see why
I should now leave the place...
435
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,200
..over £800,000... ..that was
a sanctuary for my son
when you were never there.
436
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,280
..for no longer wanting to
sleep with you any more...
437
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,240
Someone had to...parent
our fucking son!
438
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,280
Get out the car.
I'm not getting out the car, Jane.
439
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,160
Get out the fucking car. You said
you were going to take me home.
440
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,600
Abe, get out the car
before I lose my fucking mind, Abe.
441
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,560
SCREAMS: Get out the car, Abe!
442
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,800
I'm sorry, what was that?
443
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,360
Don't worry, I'll just get out
the fucking car, shall I?
444
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,960
And, listen, um,
hey, thanks for today.
445
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,400
It's been really helpful.
446
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,480
TYRES SQUEAL
447
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,000
Hello, man. Er, Abe?
448
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,760
Er, no, absolutely not.
449
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,160
PHONE VIBRATES
450
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,160
Right. Never mind.
451
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,800
Um, and lift-wise. Um...
Well, it all depends
452
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,880
on whether you've got
a solid, load-bearing wall.
453
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,720
Like a lot of these Edwardian homes,
they've got a little bit of, um...
454
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:28,640
Yeah, sorry, Baker. I just, er,
want to wait for my partner.
455
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,320
It's technically his home. So...
456
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,040
Er...
457
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,760
Respectful distance.
458
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,400
YOU live here now?
459
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,880
Sure.
460
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,400
So fuck "technically".
461
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,800
I'm here to make this house work
for YOU.
462
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,040
I guess I just thought I would be
doing this... Him and I, you know?
463
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,720
Yeah, I respect that.
464
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,440
My wife watches an episode
of Housewives without me,
465
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,880
forget about it,
I'm in a bad mood all week.
466
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,240
You watch Housewives?! Yeah.
It's cinema.
467
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,720
I even bought a case of Ramona's
wine last week! I don't even drink.
468
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,680
Baker, Baker, Baker.
469
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,120
Pass me my laptop
and get over here, bud.
470
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,680
Oh, no, I...I can't. Oh, OK.
471
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,480
Well, I respect your loyalty
to your wife.
472
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,240
Fuck that. No, I'm three episodes
down. No, double bill me
473
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,000
and everything, you know, it's just
respectful distance and all of that.
474
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,760
OK. I feel very un-harassed.
475
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,080
In fact, I would feel more harassed
476
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,840
if you didn't watch the shit
out of that show with me.
477
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,880
I'm down, sister. Let's go.
478
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,800
OK. Whatever you can.
479
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,120
Tow truck's going to be an hour
at least.
480
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,400
An hour?!
481
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,880
Great.
482
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,360
That's perfect.
483
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,120
I told them to take their time.
484
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,400
Just, I can't believe that you've
got a fucking builder round.
485
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,960
I mean, that was shitty
without telling me.
486
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,280
Listen, what I said in the car...
487
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,480
It's fine.
488
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,200
I can't afford to buy you out.
489
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,840
Yeah, I'm getting that.
490
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,560
IMITATES WATER DRIPPING
491
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,280
Yeah, I don't think
I can just sit here and wait.
492
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,160
I have to put her first.
I'm sorry, Jane.
493
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,000
Fucking Tube's that way, isn't it?
494
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,560
PROGRAMME PLAYS ON LAPTOP
495
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,560
She soured my experience for like
496
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,560
the whole 13 seasons.
497
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,680
Dorinda would never have stood
for that.
498
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,760
Do you see what I'm saying? Oh,
Dorinda is so old-school, though.
499
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,400
I think they'll bring her back.
Well, did you watch Girls Trip?
Because...
500
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,960
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, because...
501
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,200
JO CLEARS THROAT
502
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,200
Yeah.
503
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,200
PROGRAMME CONTINUES ON LAPTOP
I'm sorry to interrupt.
504
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,280
Yeah, no, it's all above board.
Um, respectful distance.
505
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,600
We're just waiting.
506
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,400
Sorry, Bakes, would you mind just
giving me a minute with my PA?
507
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,280
No problem.
I'll get the kettle on.
508
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,040
PROGRAMME STOPS
509
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,480
Are you going to tell me why you've
been acting weird with me all day?
510
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,280
Why do you care? If I'm here,
you have just less to do, right?
511
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,760
Because you're hiding something!
512
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,600
Stop overanalysing me!
It's not your job.
513
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,040
Job?! Yeah.
514
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,840
OK, fine. If it's my job,
then it's time to get the fuck up!
515
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,680
Jo, what the fuck?! Get up! Up!
516
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,640
Fuck! Get up! Hey, hey, hey.
517
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,680
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Respectful distance.
518
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,240
Get out!
519
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,520
Gladly.
520
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,640
Sorry, Baker.
521
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,280
What are you doing in my bedroom?
522
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,840
It's not your bedroom.
523
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,520
It's Sam's, actually.
524
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:38,400
You know, we were actually like
quite a catalogue family once.
525
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,200
I mean, we were literally
in a catalogue once.
526
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,640
A very cringe catalogue.
It was really embarrassing.
527
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,680
Mum and Dad in cable knit.
528
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,520
Sam and I were in dungarees
or something.
529
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,920
Sam was my brother.
530
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,840
The one who...? Yeah, yeah.
531
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,320
Aneurysm just...
532
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,800
IMITATES EXPLOSION
533
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,920
Jesus. I'm sorry.
534
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,920
What, that I was a child model?
535
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,720
Or that I've got a dead brother?
536
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,720
Obviously the child model bit.
Mm-hm.
537
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,040
Mum took off shortly afterwards.
538
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,600
Couldn't really handle it.
539
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,440
And funnily enough,
it was around then
540
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,640
that I started developing these very
gorgeous mental health issues.
541
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,680
I'm sorry that happened to you.
542
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,840
Truth. Why are you really here?
543
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,480
Um, because this is my bedroom.
544
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:40,720
No, no, no, I mean, like, why are
you really here, in our house?
545
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,360
I don't buy
that it's just because of Freya.
546
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,240
Fuck you. No, Jo, Jo, Jo, please.
547
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,560
Jo, Jo. Jo. I'm here because
I have nowhere else to go, OK?
548
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,200
Um, if you're going to stick
around...
549
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,720
..could we please do
a little bit more kissing?
550
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,160
My mum had one of those.
551
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,760
No way. Mm-hm.
552
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,520
HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
553
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,040
She loved it.
554
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,080
How many doughnuts can you do?
555
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,440
Um, I actually haven't
taken it out yet.
556
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,240
And I feel
really, really weird about it,
557
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,320
but I've been bullshitting
my best friend all day.
558
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,440
This chair's been a month
in the making.
559
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,720
And...
560
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:30,160
Seriously, I like arrived,
got it fitted and I was so excited.
561
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,040
But I got in it and it just...
562
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,840
..somehow it just made me feel
more disabled.
563
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,560
Hmm.
564
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,520
You know what I think?
565
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,320
I think it looks
like a fucking motorbike.
566
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,640
She's a killer.
567
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,040
Have you named her yet?
568
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,280
My mum's was called Doreen.
569
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,200
Doreen!
570
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,160
You know, I can actually picture her
drinking a G&T, wearing pearls.
571
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,640
HE CHUCKLES
572
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,520
Edna?
573
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,320
Edna.
574
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,840
Yeah! I like it!
575
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,200
New Housewife.
576
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,520
Oooh! Oooh! Right?
577
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,280
Since my accident,
578
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,480
I've needed someone
to wheel me around everywhere.
579
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,200
So it's been 15 years
since I've been out alone.
580
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,320
Hey, can I, um, ask you to help me
with something?
581
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,880
Yeah.
582
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,920
All right.
583
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,720
Just there? Yeah hand on here.
584
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,560
OK. Oh...
585
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,160
ABE: Freya?
586
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,240
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
587
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,000
Fuck. Jo! Fucking hell.
588
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,760
Jo!
589
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,880
What the fuck are you doing? Jo!
590
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,800
Are you escaping your own house?!
591
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,280
Yeah.
592
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,200
Jo!
593
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,000
Yes, I'm coming!
594
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,840
What the...? Jo!
595
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,480
Yeah, hey, what? I'm here.
What's up?
596
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,720
What's up?
597
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,280
Where's Freya?
598
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,800
Er...
599
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,960
Shit.
600
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,040
# Anything that's wronged me
601
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,320
# Anything that made me secondary
602
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,280
# So many of them clearly
603
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,360
# Liked the idea of me in theory
604
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,520
# I shrunk, moved and changed
605
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,960
# And still, you felt the same... #
606
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,120
ENGINES RUMBLE
607
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,280
HORNS TOOT REPEATEDLY
608
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,320
# Prioritise pleasuring me
609
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,960
# No need to wait for bended knee
610
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,960
# I'm free
611
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,200
# So I'm breathing in
612
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,560
# One, two, three
613
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,800
# Prioritise pleasuring me
614
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,760
# No need to wait for bended knee
615
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,720
# I'm free, I'm free... #
616
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,960
SHE SQUEALS