HAN RIVER ARA CRUISE
Move over there.
Get over there, now!
Don't move!
What are you waiting for? Move, move!
- Don't do anything! - Move it!
Hurry up and move it!
Put your heads down! Move!
-Come here. -Move!
Stay there! Keep your heads down!
- Heads down! - Move!
- Keep your heads down! - Move!
- Hurry up and move! - Stay still!
- Move! Get in there! - Go down!
Keep your heads down. Keep them down!
- Move faster! - Hurry up and go!
We're calling for rescue. The ship has been hijacked by armed…
Put it down.
- Get him out of here. - Yes, sir.
Keep your heads down!
Keep them down!
- Heads down! - Keep them down!
- We're on board! - Let's move!
HAN RIVER ARA CRUISE
I surrender!
- Clear. - Clear.
Clear.
The targets have been disarmed.
No civilian casualties.
What's that boat? It's coming this way.
- I don't think it's ours, sir. - Then whose is it?
Guard the guests!
Oh, God.
God damn it!
Damn, this sucks.
-Didn't you hear me say, "I surrender"? -It was you, Sergeant Han?
-You look great in that outfit. -Stop smirking or I'll kill you.
You haven't changed. But you seem too weak for a cop.
That's why you're playing the criminal here.
I guess your good days are over, Han.
-You bastard… -Damn you.
You little bastard!
You think the Han River Police are pushovers?
- That's enough! - Why?
You saw them picking a fight with me!
We're in the middle of a drill right now.
What's your role? A terrorist, right?
Then you should know when to stop and get captured.
That'll make the higher-ups happy. God, that hurts.
And you!
He's all worked up because you shot him when he surrendered.
Anyway, I apologize on his behalf.
-I'm sorry. Don't be mad. -It's fine.
Damn it.
-What did you say? -"Damn it"?
You heard him curse, right? He just said, "Damn it."
-Hey. Give me the gun. -Hey, come take it.
Take it. Take it.
-You bastard! -Damn it!
Stop! Damn it, you bastards.
-Jisoo, stop them. -Yes, sir.
- Sergeant Han! Please stop… - Damn it! Come here!
Bring it on, you bastard!
We protect the Han River, you scumbag!
Immediately shut down the unethical Han River Development Project!
WE DON'T WANT CRUISE SHIP BUSINESS EXPANSION!
Immediately shut down the cruise ship business expansion!
- I told you to move. - Immediately shut down
the unethical Han River Development Project!
Immediately shut down…
-What the hell? -…the cruise ship business expansion!
What's going on?
- Let go of me! - Sir, please calm down!
Let go! Okay! I'll walk on my own. I said I'll walk!
- Let's go! Quickly! - Come on!
-What's wrong with you? -Let me go.
Ow! You're hurting my shoulders.
My shoulders!
Okay, we'll talk at the station.
I'm not going!
Damn it!
Move!
HAN RIVER POLICE
Hey! I told you to play the role of a terrorist,
not become an actual terrorist.
Sergeant Han. Why are you doing this to me?
Say something!
-Those SWAT bastards actually shot me! -My gosh… Can you believe this idiot?
It was a simulation training. They're allowed to shoot rubber bullets.
It hurt so much! Look. Look here. Chunseok got hit here as well and…
-I'm okay, sir. -He says he's okay!
You said it hurt.
Even the broadcasting station came to cover the drill,
and you single-handedly humiliated the entire police force.
Are you happy now? And aren't you a cop too?
-We're the Han River Police, right? -Yes, we are the Han River Police.
Then how come we're just sidekicks for a drill on the Han River?
It just feels so wrong and pathetic. Isn't the Han River our jurisdiction?
How dare you raise your voice!
Are you talking back to me?
I'm disappointed in you too, Chief. It's a drill on the Han River.
How could they tell the Han River Police to play the terrorists?
Even if the order came down from HQ,
you should've said, "I'm sorry. My men deserve better than that!"
-You should've stood up for us! -Stand up for you assholes?
Chief, please calm down.
He inhaled too much smoke, so he's out of it right now.
Yes, that seems to be the case.
Get this punk out of my sight before he makes me even angrier.
Yes, sir. We will go on patrol now, for your peace of mind.
-Attention, salute. -Salute!
-Whatever. Just get out. -Han River!
Get out!
I can't tell if I'm a Han River Police officer
or a Han River sanitation worker.
This is on you. We're doing this because you got us in trouble.
Ugh, seriously.
Oh, man, my back is about to go. This is exhausting.
-Jisoo, are you okay? -Help!
My foot is stuck!
-Should we just kill him? -Hurry up and help him out.
Please help me!
I have the worst subordinates.
-Hey, grab my hand. What the heck? -Thank you.
I told you I wasn't kidding!
-You're both so annoying. -I can't get him out. Try crawling out.
Chunseok, hurry up and help! Come on. I'm stuck!
You should've started crawling from the beginning.
-It won't work after you get stuck. -Oh, man.
- This is so embarrassing. - Go!
Hey, wave your hands.
We are the Han River Police who protect the clean Han River.
Have fun!
-Go on. -Keep going.
Wow, you guys are unbelievable. Geez.
That looks dangerous. What is that yacht doing?
The righteous Sergeant Han would never let that slide, right?
Let's go and keep the river safe.
-Let's move! -Let's go.
-Come on! -Yes, sir.
Hurry!
HAN RIVER POLICE SEOUL POLICE
What? Why won't they stop?
-Chunseok, get closer. -Okay.
Yacht Kyle! Stop the yacht.
Stop moving! Kyle!
Damn it. They aren't stopping.
Chunseok, block them off.
-Why aren't you stopping the yacht? -Don't you dare touch it.
They're stopping.
-What are they doing? -See? They're stuck in the fishing net.
-How did you know that? -It's eel season right now.
You're a veteran officer, indeed.
Hey, Jisoo. Cut the fishing net behind it.
Don't. They got stuck because they tried to run away,
so why bother?
Our jobs involve both crackdowns and public service.
If they file a complaint, the Chief will kill you.
-Are cops in the service industry now? -Yes, didn't you know that?
Our fundamental job is to serve. Hey.
-What are you doing? -You told me to cut the net.
Lift up that engine and cut it. Where did your shirt go?
Put your clothes on!
-Hey, go check in on them. -Okay.
Excuse me. This is the Han River Police.
You must be in a hurry. You were going way too fast.
It's dangerous.
- He's handsome. - So you're a cop.
You're right.
But why would you chase us down like that? You scared me.
Even the yacht stopped because it was so scared.
They said this one was expensive. Damn it!
I should file a claim for damages.
That's up to you. Could I see your license?
Do I look like the helmsman?
-Yes. -Wrong. Wait. I'm not.
Honey, come here.
I guess you haven't seen her. Look at her. She was behind the helm.
What are you saying? He wants to see your license.
-He knows you were driving it. -You seem very carefree,
but I'm busy, so please give me both of your licenses.
Mr. Cop wants your license. But it really wasn't me.
It wasn't me either, Mr. Cop.
Look at him blushing.
- Come drink with us. - Let's hang out together.
-Let's drink together. -My gosh!
Where are you going? Man, you're wasted.
The Water-Related Leisure Activities Safety Act prohibits
operating a vehicle under the influence.
You can be fined five million won or imprisoned for a year…
You're boring. Come on. Come party with us…
- His hands are so fast! Wow! - What a man.
- Sergeant Han. - Yes, sir.
- We have to move. - Okay.
We're leaving. Director Go.
This is your penalty charge notice. Make sure you pay on time.
You'll be fined if it's overdue.
Don't operate the yacht. I'll be right back. Han River!
-Put your drinks down. -Where are you going, Mr. Cop?
Have a great time, Kyle.
If we just leave like this, won't they run away?
They aren't going anywhere.
My key…
-I have his key. -You and I make a great team.
HAN RIVER POLICE
Things were quite chaotic yesterday. The police couldn't even work together.
I thought you were talking about the protest.
You had me startled there.
I'm really sorry about that, Chairman Hwang.
No need. It's fine.
By the way, about that fishing village chief,
you should keep him under control.
You don't want rumors going around when you're launching a new business.
Maintaining a good image is important, you know.
Yes, sir. I will pay more attention to it.
But honestly, I was quite surprised.
-By what? -The route isn't even profitable,
and you want to add a bigger cruise ship there.
I'm only following the mayor's grand plan.
"The Renaissance of the Han River. The Lifeline of Seoul."
What is the Han River without cruise ships?
We should maintain them even if we are in the red.
Thanks to you,
the city budget is being used to scrape the bottom of the river.
So, your massive cruise ship can sail without a problem.
I heard you're acquiring business rights to Han River First City too.
At this rate, every business involving the Han River
will fall into your hands, Chairman Hwang.
But I heard the acquisition cost and the compensation for land
are quite a hefty sum. Wouldn't that be a problem?
And if the development gets delayed, we won't be able to ensure
the mayor's third term.
-You are aware, right? -Of course.
You don't have to worry.
With the support from the two of you, everything will go smoothly.
-This is only the beginning. -Of course.
How can we not support you when you've treated us to this great meal?
Treated you?
Anti-graft laws are strict these days, so we'll split the bill.
Director Go.
Director Go!
Please, open it.
Instead of this meal,
please accept these untraceable gifts as a sign of my gratitude.
Chairman Hwang. You're quite the tease.
Tell me about it. I was completely fooled.
Wow, look at these!
To hell with this shit.
I would've never imagined that
I'd still be groveling to people at this age.
Listen. Don't be like me when you're my age.
It's awful.
Then how about you let me take over, so you can rest now…
Are you saying that I should buzz off now?
Do you want my position?
No, I'm just saying you can relax a little now…
I'm sorry, sir.
You moron.
I only let you follow me around because you're family.
-Do you think this position is yours? -I'm sorry, Uncle.
Again with that! Damn it.
-I'm sorry, Mr. Chairman. -Damn it!
Give some money to the punk who was protesting on the boat.
-Make sure I don't see him again, okay? -Yes, sir.
Why is it wrong to call my uncle who he is?
Why can't I? Huh? "Again with that"? Again with what?
And his voice is crazy loud.
I almost wet myself. Damn it.
I should eat something nice and warm.
HAN RIVER POLICE
Whew, that stinks. Hey, did you not dry my suit?
You didn't dry yours? The weather was nice yesterday.
Man, you're so selfish.
Tidying up your suits? While you're at it, do mine too.
Man, yours is so dry and nice. It smells like fabric softener.
It's because my sweat doesn't smell.
You never dive, so you never sweat.
Is there a way to weasel out of diving today?
What are you saying? We're off duty soon.
- We have a drill today. - We do? I don't remember hearing that.
Thanks to you, we're having a disciplinary training session.
Yeah, we're getting punished too, when you're the only one who deserves it.
We're a team, aren't we?
Han River Police officers should train together.
I don't want to. Can I please skip this one?
No, you cannot.
- Han River. - Yeah, okay.
-Han River. -Go to the training center now.
-Don't you dare skip. -Okay.
I really don't wanna be surrounded by men.
There's a woman there. Corporal Do Nahee from the Yichon Patrol Division.
She's not a woman, kid. She's been in the army.
HAN RIVER POLICE AQUATICS CENTER
Was Corporal Do really in the army?
She was in the Marines. The Ghostbusters, you know?
Striking as always.
Sergeant Han.
-What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? -I got sick of wearing black.
So? How do I look?
-You look beautiful. -Thank you.
Marines wear red.
Everyone, gather around!
All right, I see that you're all training hard.
Hey, Do Nahee! Your swimsuit is a bit too…
Don't you think that red stands out too much?
-It's just a swimsuit. -No, it's not.
Next time, make sure you wear black and zip up!
Well, anyway, it must be exhausting for you guys to train like this
-after working all day today, right? -Yes, sir.
Make sure to thank Sergeant Han for providing this training opportunity.
But it'd be boring to just train without a prize, right?
How about we hold a match
and allow the winning patrol division to be exempt
from the next training? How does that sound?
Sounds great!
-And Chunseok. -Yes, sir?
-Aren't you going to train? -I was.
Your hair is completely dry, though.
-It dried. -Is your hair waterproof?
Stop slacking off.
-Yes, sir. -Anyway, do your best!
- Yes, sir! - All right.
Hey.
-I have an important mission for you. -What is it?
This guy is really sensitive.
-He's super ticklish. -You want me to cheat? I refuse.
It's not cheating. It's called strategizing.
-I'll buy you some eels. -Freshwater ones, not saltwater.
Fine, I'll buy you freshwater ones.
Let's play.
Okay, get ready!
Look how quickly he came out.
-I'll show you how it's done. -Yes.
That's all you've got? Geez.
-My ear infection must've gotten worse! -Okay, just come up.
-Are you joking? -What?
Hey, my ear infection just got worse.
What are you doing? You even made me tickle him!
Are you really scolding me when I'm in so much pain?
Oh, man…
- Chunseok. - Yes?
We should drag Sergeant Han out now.
Hey, a competition is a competition. Just let him be.
-Corporal Do may pass out at this rate. -It's fine, just let them be.
- Are you okay? - Nahee, are you okay?
- Take off her goggles! - Bring her this way.
Man, this is crazy.
What are you doing? Are you insane? Damn it.
Hey, Nahee! Are you okay?
It's just a game, guys. You don't have to try so hard.
-Are you okay? -What's the score?
What's the score?
Look at you, Nahee. It looks like you're about to die.
You must've really given it your all. Yichon Patrol Division wins this match!
- Congratulations. - Yes!
My gosh.
-What am I going to do with that clown? -We won, we won!
Look at that weirdo. I regret saving her.
Hey…
-Did you go into the water? -I did.
I did, sir.
A new face?
Hardly. You've worked here for three months now, right?
Yes, sir.
I thought welcoming parties were always held at our place. I'm hurt.
It's because he can't drink.
Hey, why did you come today when you can't even drink?
I wanted to have a meal with you guys, and a drink too.
Lieutenant Lee said he'd buy me eels if I beat my diving opponent.
Chunseok, why are you a Han River Police officer
when you hate training so much? Just quit!
Working in another department is awful. I like it here.
We have regular work hours.
And also…
...I can enjoy my evenings.
And do you even know how beautiful the Han River is?
There are lots of cities with rivers in the world.
- Eat. - But not a single one
is as big and beautiful as our river.
- Eat. - It has a great nighttime view.
The park is nice too. Hey.
How can you be so focused on eating when I'm talking right now?
Oh, hello!
-I was about to order more fish. -Oh, you're here.
- Yes, hello. - Hey.
Would you like more eels?
- Yes. Yes. - I'll cook them quickly.
You're eating all the eels.
You had some too earlier.
-I had one piece. -Right.
You had one piece, so technically, I didn't eat all the eels.
I apologize for saying that. Then you ate most of it.
Yes, that's more like it.
You've gotta be kidding me. Are all the kids like him these days?
Come on, just buy him some.
He works his butt off when you're slacking.
-Eat up. -Yes, sir.
I'll be right back.
-Where are you going? -To smoke.
Why do you smoke that thing?
-You want one of these? -No, I'm trying to quit.
Do you have something against that cruise ship company?
Why did you do that?
What about you? You should've held back your temper.
- I could say the same thing to you. - You think?
Those bastards.
They dug up the entire riverbed for the new cruise ship
and destroyed all our fishing nets in the process.
On top of that, it's been hard to catch eels these days.
I hope those pricks get what they deserve.
-Just ask them for compensation. -Speaking of, they did come see me.
That's great! Then you're going to get paid, right?
I got tired of all this,
so I was going to take the compensation and end it there.
But they suddenly wanted me to sell my family's land on Palmi Island.
Palmi Island? You own a piece of land there?
I didn't know you were rich.
I was already pissed that a factory popped up
right next to the property. Hold on.
Maybe the cruise ship company owns the factory as well.
-It's my daughter. I'll get going. -Okay.
- Goodbye. - Hello?
HAN RIVER MOONLIGHT
OPEN
It's time to go to the gym.
You still have some left. Finish it before you go.
I'm sorry. It's my CrossFit day today, so I can't miss out.
-Your life sounds exhausting. -It's not that exhausting.
-I'm nothing compared to Sergeant Han. -You already look better than him!
Don't try to be like him. He's crazy.
- Ta-da. - Hey, Nahee.
Wow, you're really here.
Look how wasted she is. She must've drunk a lot.
Where were you? Why are you so drunk?
Whoa, look at you. You're totally wasted.
-You can't feel it? -I can't.
I'm sure you felt it. You touched me earlier.
Is this true, Sergeant Han?
Of course not. Hey, don't give them the wrong idea.
Look at him denying it. I guess it's not entirely false.
-Why are you siding with her? -I'm all for you lovebirds.
-I'm against it. -Me too.
-Aren't you going to the gym? -Skipping one day won't kill me.
-I can enjoy my evenings, can't I? -Are you mad?
-You scumbag. -Did you just curse at me?
You did CPR on me!
You touched me all over, like this.
CPR, my ass! Damn it.
-Are you cursing at me? -Yes.
Wow, you reek of alcohol.
I didn't touch her.
It must be true.
- Yeah, you still have your hand on her. - Hey, let go.
- Let go of me, you weirdo. - No, no.
Seriously, you weirdo. Stand up, attention. Attention.
-You've totally lost it. -Dujin. She's just drunk, that's all.
I just can't with her.
- Where are you going? - She's so weird!
Corporal Do. Corporal Do!
Wow, she really is a weirdo. Hey, help her up.
She's snoring, sir.
She's such a weirdo.
HAN RIVER MOONLIGHT
Finished cleaning up? Man, my stomach burns.
I can clean up myself.
We're done. You should've told us earlier.
You got me. I only said it out of courtesy.
I'm sorry you had to close so late today because of us.
-Tell Baek Chul to drop by sometime. -You miss him, don't you?
A little bit.
Admit it, you miss him so much.
That coward.
Hey, you shouldn't call him names like that.
Do you also call me names when I'm not around?
You're not answering me, so I guess you do.
Is that what I taught you?
Where are you going? Where are you going?
That's enough.
I understand why he's acting like that.
I mean, I do too. But I should teach him a…
Hey, you're up.
-Han River. -Han River.
-Good night. -Are you okay?
Everyone's such a mess today.
I should really teach them a lesson tomorrow.
Gosh.
I'm worried about our division.
When did the Han River Patrol Division start neglecting order and ranks…
A little bit more!
It's time! You can stop!
- I'll get down by myself! - Okay. That's enough!
What are we having today?
We're having jjajangmyeon today.
Chul, are we done with digging up the riverbed?
What about the money?
We got half of it.
Just half, on our final day? The money is on hold again?
Damn it, this has happened too many times.
Sir, we don't have any work lined up after this.
I'll find work.
Are we not getting more of that project?
It pays the most.
Do you really want to take that job? Stop talking about that.
-But still, we need some money coming in. -I'm going to find work for us.
-Split the money into three and wire it. -Okay.
- I'll be right back. - Are you off to the bank?
Don't withdraw all the money. Leave some in your account.
How will you make ends meet if you give it all away?
It's about time you live a normal…
I'll buy some ribs, so come back soon!
The float-out of the River Ferry took place 20 years ago.
RIVER FERRY FLOAT-OUT CEREMONY
It reliably sailed across the center of Seoul
every single day.
Kyungin River Cruise is striving to develop
the gift of nature that is the Han River into a complex theme park
where culture and tourism coexist,
and turning it into an attraction that will represent Seoul.
We will now expand our route from Dongjak Bridge and Seongsan Bridge
to the Yellow Sea through the Ara Canal…
It is bigger and wider! Making the Han River even better.
We have added a 1,500-ton cruise ship that can accommodate 800 passengers,
allowing more citizens to enjoy the experience.
-Welcome. -Hello.
Welcome.
What are you watching?
A cruise ship. The new one weighs 1,500 tons.
-I find that so strange. -What's strange about it?
They keep saying that operating cruise ships is losing them money,
so why are they adding bigger ships?
Chunseok, is there anything you don't know?
You should become a politician. Maybe the mayor of the Han River.
- Actually, we should send you there. - What?
Well, my district is the Han River, so I should receive a nomination here.
Do you even know what a nomination is?
-You're screwing with me, aren't you? -What?
-You know what it is? -You think I'm a joke, do you?
Oh… Didn't Corporal Do say she's going on that cruise ship today?
Don't look at me. I was drunk, so I don't know.
Look at the camera, come on.
Hurry up.
All right.
-You're here, so try to have some fun. -Hyosun.
I'm not in the best condition to have fun. I don't feel so…
-You should've stopped me. -How could I have stopped you?
You were wasted when you showed up, you weirdo.
Don't call me that.
Only… Sergeant Han can call me that.
I'm so embarrassed!
-You should've come with him, not me. -He's on duty today.
You even memorized his schedule? You're so devoted.
I'm so jealous that you don't like anyone. It must be so easy.
Who says I don't?
You have someone? Who?
A man who is so much cooler than Sergeant Han.
Come on, no one is cooler than him. I don't think that man exists.
Are you serious? No more free food for you from now on.
Hyosun, you know that…
I love you, right?
I don't know.
Come on, Hyosun.
Gosh, I feel so much better now.
You brat, where are your manners?
Did it stink? Sorry.
-I could hear it as well. -Come on, it wasn't that loud.
Hey, at least look the other way when you burp.
Get a move on! We have to set sail!
Hey.
I'll throw you into the sea if you drop that.
Hurry up!
Unbelievable.
Why aren't they telling us when we'll start sailing?
It's been three minutes and 15 seconds.
-Drop the egg. -Drop it!
Man, it smells good.
- That looks so delicious. - Good.
We can start eating in exactly 12 seconds.
It's 12 seconds.
-It's ready. -Let's eat!
-All right, it's ready. -Yes!
Let's see.
It's so good!
When it comes to ramyeon, you're the world's best chef.
You deserve five Michelin stars for this.
-It's delicious. -I'm a pretty good ramyeon chef.
-You're not eating? -I have my own food.
-Suit yourself. -I always cough when I eat ramyeon.
Mm!
Do you want a mandu?
- I'm okay. - All right, then.
Hey, is that even good?
I eat it because it's healthy.
I think people...
...who don't know the joy of eating are somewhat twisted.
-I'm not twisted. -I wasn't referring to you.
- But that's what you said. - I heard it too.
The scenery is terrible.
Go that way.
We don't know how deep the water is on that side.
The city spent money to dig up the riverbed, so it's fine. Just go.
It's delicious.
It's good.
-The food here is decent. -I know, right? The vibe is good too.
What was that?
I think we scraped the riverbed.
Damn it.
Accelerate the ship and pull us out.
- My gosh! - What in the world?
The ship is shaking.
Oh, no. What's happening?
Pull out!
What do we do?
-Nahee, are you okay? -Hyosun! Call 9-1-1!
Okay.
I'm a Han River Police officer! Go upstairs to the second floor!
Everyone, go upstairs!
Upstairs!
Go to the second floor! Hurry!
Hello? Is this the police?
I'm on a cruise ship on the Han River. I think there's been an accident. Help!
You're both geniuses, aren't you?
This is G1, Anyangcheon Joint Force.
There's been a cruise ship collision.
-This is G1, Anyangcheon Joint Force. -Hey, we got to go!
Don't tell me it's the River Ferry.
-I thought it was quiet for once. -Get ready. Release the line.
This is G1, Anyangcheon Joint Force.
There's been a cruise ship collision.
This is G1, Anyangcheon Joint Force. There's been a cruise ship collision.
Hey, that looks like big trouble.
Lieutenant, what do we do with all those people?
Chunseok, get close to the ship. Hurry!
HAN RIVER POLICE
Translated by Chung Jeaheon